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Apple Patents Cutting 3.5mm Jack in Half

An anonymous reader writes with an article on a recent patent application by Apple. From the article: "Apple likes thin devices and considers the depth of the iPod, iPhone and iPad as critical component of the aesthetic appearance of a product and has been very aggressive in finding ways to trim fat from its portable devices: The 3.5 mm audio-connector stands in the way of future design improvements: Apple suggests to simply cut it in half."

369 comments

  1. I'm confused by Minter92 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is apple trying to patent an actual invention?

    1. Re:I'm confused by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Steve wants to force you to buy a $20 adapter that costs $0.03 to manufacture.

    2. Re:I'm confused by fastest+fascist · · Score: 2

      Half of one.

    3. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      just call it the iJacked your wallet

    4. Re:I'm confused by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I think so. 1.5mm, 1.25mm, and 1mm phonojacks have been around for awhile.

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    5. Re:I'm confused by jo_ham · · Score: 3, Informative

      You'll note that the patent (you did RTFA right? No, silly me, of course you didn't!) specifies that current connectors would be compatible with the port, but that either it would require a magnetic system to hold the connector onto the port, or a cover would have to be installed to hold the connector on, thus eliminating the need for an adapter since current 3.5mm jacks would work with it.

    6. Re:I'm confused by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      Why not go from a 3.5mm to a 2.5mm TRS jack?

    7. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh, now I won't be able to listen to iDevices either (with normal headphones). It's already a pain to have a second charging cord.

      Why not just push the bluetoothiness?

    8. Re:I'm confused by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Yes you will. RTFA.

    9. Re:I'm confused by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Because then the port would not be backwards compatible with 3.5mm plugs, which this one is.

    10. Re:I'm confused by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong. Current ports would be compatible with the new plug, but NOT the other way around.

      And there's already a more standard approach to this - 2.5mm audio jacks.

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    11. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad for him, I already patented that.

      I also patented charging 21 dollars for it.

      So there's no escaping the licensing Mr. Jobs, just ante up and Guido and Luigi Esq. won't have to pay a visit.

    12. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it would require a magnetic system to hold the connector onto the port, or a cover would have to be installed to hold the connector on

      That's what I usually consider an adapter. Perhaps you have adapter confused with converter.

    13. Re:I'm confused by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 4, Informative

      RTFA much?

      You;re the one that's wrong.
      " Current jacks will fit the new port design, but since the port is cut in half and exposed to one side of the device shell, a traditional connector would simply drop out: Apple proposes a magnetic interface that would keep a thin audio connector in place"

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    14. Re:I'm confused by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Those pieces (as described in the article) are part of the port - you don't need to add anything new or buy any "adapter". Let me put it this way: you can connect a 3.5mm jack without making any changes to the port.

    15. Re:I'm confused by doctormetal · · Score: 1

      Yes and you need to plug in an iHeadPhone.

    16. Re:I'm confused by blair1q · · Score: 1

      No it isn't. Not without some mod to the old port to keep the connector from falling out.

      The bigger issue I see is that a round plug prevents strain when the cord or plug is twisted. With this you're going to put a lever into your uber-expensive device, and either plugs will get broken off or cases will be sprung open.

      So the solution should have been something like a micro-USB shape, rather than this torque multiplier.

    17. Re:I'm confused by jo_ham · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You need practice in reading comprehension I feel, like every second post on this whole story. If proof were needed that almost no one at slashdot reads the articles, this story is it, with 30 people immediately posting factually incorrect information that is addressed in plain english in the article itself.

    18. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Which is bullshit. Think about it - if half the connector is missing and you're using magnets to hold this in, that means that both old plugs and new plugs are going to fall out all the fucking time.

      Don't forget, this is a phone. When using a head set, you're going to drop it in your pocket. It's going to get jostled. It's going to get popped out.

      OK, so fine, instead they use a backing cover to clip it in so it won't fall out. Oops, that means it doesn't fit with old plugs any more, magnet or not.

      Oh, well so they make the cover large enough to hold it in. Oops, now they've thrown out the size savings (well, minus the 1.75mm they apparently can remove from the contacts - which I'd swear most plugs already do), leaving them with a port that's (nearly) the exact same original size, solving nothing.

      Which means either the "it works with existing plugs" is bullshit (my guess), or the "it saves space" is bullshit. You can't have both.

    19. Re:I'm confused by RJHelms · · Score: 1

      It sounds like it is going to be on the side of the case, i.e. the flat part of the jack will be exposed. You're right that it will be a lever, except that the idea is that any force applied will make it just fall out.

    20. Re:I'm confused by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      The article addresses that - it is going to be a surface mount connector, that holds the plug magnetically sort of like the current magsafe design.

      The thin plug is presumably so that the overall look when it is connected will be flush, but the port will also take a standard 3.5mm plug too - it'll just stand proud of the surface, or (as also explained in the article, with a diagram no less) a 'cosmetic cap' would be fitted that covers the port. I assume that this will be part of the phone itself and work like the docking station adapters that go with the universal dock to make it compatible with the varying designs of iPod/iPhone over the years.

      The primary suggestion seems to be magnets on a surface mount though.

    21. Re:I'm confused by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...both old plugs and new plugs are going to fall out all the fucking time.

      Jobs: Obviously, you're jacking it wrong

    22. Re:I'm confused by _0xd0ad · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Current jacks will fit the new port design

      A "jack" is a female fitting. So is a "port".

      jack noun
      8 : a female fitting in an electric circuit used with a plug to make a connection with another circuit

      [2]port noun
      5 : a hardware interface by which a computer is connected to another device (as a printer, a mouse, or another computer); broadly : JACK 8

      THEY MEAN EXACTLY THE SAME THING!!

      In other words, whoever wrote that is a moron and failed to successfully explain what they meant.

      I'm still not sure whether they meant that current jacks will fit the new plug design, or that current plugs will fit the new port.

    23. Re:I'm confused by afidel · · Score: 1

      So they are going to have a magnet that is powerful enough to keep a headphone cord in place without physical restraints, yet will be less than 1.75mm thick? That will be a neat trick and probably worthy of a patent.

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    24. Re:I'm confused by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Jack is Female (The Hole). The male part is a 3.5mm Plug.

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    25. Re:I'm confused by Frantix · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Fanboy Alert!!

    26. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I think that sounds like an enormous pain. Like jiggling jacks/ports don't distort sound enough now - let's get rid of half of the jack's support! Besides, suppose I have a nice pair of headphones, I don't want part of its jack exposed. It just seems like it would catch on everything, get knocked off, etc. I think they're getting a little too obsessive over making stuff thinner.

      I'd honestly be happier if they made a new jack entirely. People picked up on the touchscreen thing quick enough - if anyone has the sheer power to create a new standard for headphone jacks, it's probably Apple.

    27. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When has it been a problem for Apple to make a connection to their equipment that isn't compatible with anyone?

      All they would have to do is just make their phones work with 1.5mm TRS jacks and be done with it. I'm sure lots of people would be happy to make head phones with that size.

      No, the only reason I can see for doing a 'special' panted connector is so that they can charge headphone makers a $2 per device fee to build them at all. So that your can be apple compatible, but not based on any standard anyone else uses.

      Me, I still use the 6.35mm TRS jack for headphones and microphones going into my soundboard.

    28. Re:I'm confused by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of very powerful, very small permanent magnets already in existence. That's the easy bit.

    29. Re:I'm confused by JWyner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except, again, if you bother to RTFA, you'll note that the author clearly defines what he means by "jack" (i.e., plug), when he states "The audio jack consumes about 3.5, while the port and its ring add another 2.5 mm." Of course, I'm sure it's more fun to play Language Nazi than actually discuss the implications of the article...

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    30. Re:I'm confused by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      Go read the patent. Jack is the same as a port. Here's what it basically proposes: Two types of ports. First is a half-port. Nothing will fit that new port except for the half plug. The second is a fully circular "port", but only putting the electrical contacts on one half of the the port. The other half (to make a full circle) is just a non-conducting part of the case of the device. This eliminates the contacts on the other half of the port, thus shaving maybe like a millimeter or two off the total thickness of your port. You go to a full half-port, and it would cut a jack in half entirely.

    31. Re:I'm confused by JWyner · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points right now...

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    32. Re:I'm confused by kidgenius · · Score: 2

      Jack is just the hole/opening. Port is the entire housing, etc.. Easy enough.

    33. Re:I'm confused by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 1

      We all know Jobs has a magnetic plug fetish. Jobs managed to get a bunch of nerds having a conversation about female holes getting plugged with magnetic cut-off jacks. He is probably enjoying reading this entire thread right now on his iPhone 6 and practically having an igasam.

    34. Re:I'm confused by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      TFA isn't very clear, but the diagrams help. Apple wants to put the socket (receptacle, female*) at the surface of the device. Apple's new headphone plug (male part, found at the end of the headphone cable*) would be flush with the surface. Old headphone plugs also fit, but they would not be flush. Since the plug is only supported on one side, a magnet is needed to keep it from falling out.
      To compensate for the ugliness of having the connector exposed, Apple proposes to provide their headphone plugs with a cosmetic cover.

      *just making sure there's no confusion

    35. Re:I'm confused by jo_ham · · Score: 0

      Pointing out where factually incorrect information is presented as truth is being a fanboy?

      Ok.

    36. Re:I'm confused by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Except, that "master machiavellian plan" of yours to make money by licence fees is totally undone because *the port is designed to be compatible with current 3.5mm plugs* - the reason for the new design is simply to enable thinner devices.

    37. Re:I'm confused by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Also, they are patenting removing the top half. Can I patent removing the bottom one?

    38. Re:I'm confused by denobug · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you have ever seen a internals of a jack. Basically you have 2 piece of metal, both with a rounded tips, hanging out. The metal act as a spring to apply tension pressure when the plug is inserted, maintaining a constant contact between the tips (remember the rounded tips?) and the plug (both the tip, ring, and sleeve). They usually have only 1 for the for each of the tip, ring, and sleeve. So essentially the design of the jack right now (in current production) are pretty much one-sided. They just bring the contact where the wire is soldered to another side for easy access.

    39. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mom jacked me last night, and then I plugged her. She's such a dirty whore.

    40. Re:I'm confused by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      No, GP is correct, the new port will accept current plugs. They've sawed the port in half and put it at the surface of the device, so there's plenty of room for old cylindrical plugs.

    41. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " but since the port is cut in half and exposed to one side of the device shell, a traditional connector would simply drop out"

      What the fuck is confusing about that?

    42. Re:I'm confused by _0xd0ad · · Score: 2

      The actual patent states this to describe that figure: (well, what I could find, anyway - it doesn't include the figures, but it references the ones that were in TFA)

      FIG. 8 is a cross-sectional view of a plug connector 800 mated with a low profile plug receptacle 802 that illustrates a magnetic retention mechanism according to an embodiment of the present invention. In the embodiment shown, plug connector 800 is similar in general construction to custom plug connector 400 of FIG. 4. For example, plug connector 800 can include a cosmetic cap 804. Low profile plug receptacle 802 is similar in general construction to receptacle 200 of FIG. 2A.

      In various embodiments, low profile plug receptacle 802 can include a magnet 806 and plug connector 800 can include a ferrous attractor 808 (e.g., a ferromagnetic material such as steel). In one embodiment, the ferrous attractor 808 can be a discrete object embedded in the plug and/or connector body of plug connector 800. In another embodiment, ferrous attractor 808 can be integrated into the structure of the plug or connector body; for instance, the entire plug can be constructed of a ferromagnetic material.

      In other words, a standard plug would fall out of the port, unless it was made from a ferromagnetic material or had a bit of ferromagnetic material embedded so that it would be held in the port by a magnet.

      Unless I'm reading that wrong.

    43. Re:I'm confused by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      No, what you thought was a "non-conducting part of the case" is not part of the case; it is part of the plug. You read the patent.

      http://www.faqs.org/patents/app/20110201213

      For example, plug connector 800 can include a cosmetic cap 804.

      It wouldn't help hold the plug in at all.

    44. Re:I'm confused by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

      There are plenty of very powerful, very small permanent magnets already in existence. That's the easy bit.

      And I'm going to put this exposed, surface mount, powerful magnet in my pocket with all the other flotsam? I don't think so.

    45. Re:I'm confused by initdeep · · Score: 1, Insightful

      except that it wont look as good, and since this is about aesthetics in the first place, apple will certainly play up to their customer how much better the new design looks and that only their design looks good with the players/phones, and that will mean that aftermarket suppliers will need to make something with the "good looking" plug to sell to the apple customers.
      so yes, it is, in part, about the possible licensing fees.

    46. Re:I'm confused by joggle · · Score: 1

      A normal plug could work without magnetism so long as you have a rubber band.

    47. Re:I'm confused by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      My question is how small will be too small?
      Sure phones can still get thinner but there should be a point where they would be thin enough. I mean if they get too thin people will be cutting themselves with their phone. A fast answer of the call... Opps there goes their ear. But well before that, If the phone will stay a rigid device, the phone will probably reach Thin enough.
      If you can make a folding phone, then you may go thinner.

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    48. Re:I'm confused by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      jack is the hole.

      They used the word "connector" to describe the plug, and they were not very clear about it.

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    49. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So your existing $99 Bose high definition ear buds won't work in the new iPods with this "half" port, but your new crappy, tinny sounding iPod buds will fit just fine! And you can use your crappy new iPod buds in pre-existing devices!

    50. Re:I'm confused by sodul · · Score: 1

      A normal plug could work without magnetism so long as you have a rubber band.

      Which would wrap over the screen, genius.

    51. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like a patent on cutting a 2 by 4 in half lengthwise. So, you can use your new 1x4 in the 2x4 slot but not the other way around. And, you can pay Apple a licensing fee for every 1x4 you make/sell. Assuming they let you at all.

      IMO, this shouldn't be granted a patent. The magnetic design holding it in place, maybe.

      I say vote with your wallet. If you don't like it, don't support them.

    52. Re:I'm confused by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Damn! Again it's the "females" bringing up the fights between slashdotters!

    53. Re:I'm confused by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Yes, I transposed the terms in my comment.

      The proposed design is compatible with older style plugs - they will just not sit flush with the surface when connected.

    54. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the best Apple related post I ever read. Thankfully, the beer was already on it's way down when I reached the last word.

    55. Re:I'm confused by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      A "jack" is a female fitting.

      So, where does the phrase "jacking off" come from?

    56. Re:I'm confused by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      So, it would be more correct to say "plugging off"?

    57. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if the new port (thinner holes for thinner ipod) could accommodate the old plugs (bigger stick requires thick ipod) Apple wouldn't need the new plug don't you think? That or the next ipod is made of extensible rubber... for all I know...

    58. Re:I'm confused by aix+tom · · Score: 2

      There will probably be iDuctTape available.

    59. Re:I'm confused by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      And I'm going to put this exposed, surface mount, powerful magnet in my pocket with all the other flotsam? I don't think so.

      Why? Are you concerned that it will attract your jack, errr, sorry, plug?

    60. Re:I'm confused by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      you hit the nail on the head: with Apple, looks are everything. Function is only an accessory.

    61. Re:I'm confused by Abreu · · Score: 1

      If you think Bose is "high definition", I have a bridge I want to sell you...

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    62. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only if you're gay (i think its called docking). at least my hand ever so slightly remotely resembles a jack when i jack off

    63. Re:I'm confused by crutchy · · Score: 1

      how they get it to not fuck around with the mobile signal might be interesting to read

    64. Re:I'm confused by crutchy · · Score: 1

      i patent the "iKnife" and the "KnifePad", and while i'm at it i may as well trademark "PadPod" and "iScream", "iApple", "iOrange" and "iTurd". golly i'm so clever and inventive :P

    65. Re:I'm confused by PitaBred · · Score: 2

      If you all of a sudden start calling a screwdriver a hammer, even if you say you're doing so, it still makes you look stupid. Words mean things for a reason. That's how we communicate. If you randomly redefine words to mean the exact opposite of what everyone else understands, it confusizes the meaningness.

    66. Re:I'm confused by toby · · Score: 1

      "You're the one who is wrong."

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    67. Re:I'm confused by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

      both old plugs and new plugs are going to fall out all the fucking time.

      Unless somebody does something intelligent, like using a rare-earth magnet. A quick test with a neodymium magnet and a nearby pair of headphones shows that even a line of contact (cylinder/plane contact) is enough to hold the plug while I put it in my pocket. Pulling the magnet out of my pocket by the cord did separate the two, but note that's a shearing motion. A neodymium jack would have much more contact area, so the magnetic attraction would be even stronger, and the physical shape of the tip will hold the plug even more securely.

      No, it's probably not going to be as resistant to disconnects as other plugs, and I certainly won't be hoping to see it in my stage sound system, but it'll be just fine for an iPod or iPhone, even for joggers.

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    68. Re:I'm confused by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Informative

      A "jack" is a female fitting.

      So, where does the phrase "jacking off" come from?

      Turning your own hand into a "female fitting"

    69. Re:I'm confused by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Does this sound like a problem for the worlds greatest adapter manufacturer?

    70. Re:I'm confused by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Well, clearly yes - hence the patent application for a new port that is thinner and yet still works with standard headphones, rather than simply putting a 2.5mm jack on the new iPhone/iPod/whatever this thing goes on in the future.

    71. Re:I'm confused by zieroh · · Score: 1

      Oh, you must be new here.

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    72. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'A "jack" is a female fitting.'

      Not in any use I've ever seen/heard.

    73. Re:I'm confused by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "THEY MEAN EXACTLY THE SAME THING!!"
      no they don't.
      Tt is considered best practice to use "male" and "female" for connector gender, and "plug" and "jack" for connector function or mobility.

      Jacks can be male or female, I have no idea why you would say otherwise..well that's not true, It's because you are ignorant.

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    74. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Informative

    75. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you were confused. Congratulations?

      phone jack
      wall jack

      The jack is the port. It is not the plug.

    76. Re:I'm confused by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Yes they do. Even if you use the definition where the "jack" is (relatively) immobile and the "plug" is (relatively) mobile, the "jack" is still EXACTLY THE SAME as the "port". Neither of which is the "plug".

      And in most cases the "plug" is the male connector which makes the "jack" female. Only in rare cases is the "jack" a male connector (e.g. parallel and serial ports, which are all but obsolete).

      Only an ignorant person would disagree with me.

    77. Re:I'm confused by milkmage · · Score: 1

      you read the fucking article, yay.

      you failed to comprehend "Current jacks will fit the new port design". boo.

      "And there's already a more standard approach to this - 2.5mm audio jacks."
      or did you fail to read and assume half meant lengthwise.. instead of thickness.

    78. Re:I'm confused by thsths · · Score: 1

      > And there's already a more standard approach to this - 2.5mm audio jacks.

      Too simple, Apple would never do that. If they can come up with a fancy, convoluted and extravagant solution to a simple problem, they take it.

    79. Re:I'm confused by Trogre · · Score: 1

      A jack is a female fitting? Not that I've ever heard of, and bear in mind that "Jack" is a traditionally male name.

      Given this, can we please just use "plug" for male and "socket" for female and be done with it?

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    80. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a touchscreen phone before the iPhone existed...

    81. Re:I'm confused by innerweb · · Score: 1

      That would be called marketing, governing and law.

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    82. Re:I'm confused by BillX · · Score: 2

      A "jack" is a female fitting.

      I propose a movement to start calling the male end a jack, and the female end a jill. Confusion solved! (In a generation or so when it catches on, of course...)

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    83. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fine, until someone comes up with the 6-minute workout :-)

    84. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tomato is a fruit!

    85. Re:I'm confused by smash · · Score: 1

      You've never seen a magsafe connector?

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    86. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but yes it is backwards compatible with 3.5mm PLUGS. Why is this so difficult?

    87. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely correct, the jack is the socket, not the plug. TFA seems to imply that Apple intend to modify both the socket AND the plug, but existing plugs will still work, provided that they magnetise the new socket somehow to stop them falling out.

    88. Re:I'm confused by Fjandr · · Score: 0

      It's sad that there are people who modded this insightful.

      If it meant the plug, then they would have no space savings. You cannot fit a fully-round plug into a half-sized jack. You can, however, reverse that.

      Try fitting a cylinder into a hole that is half the width of the cylinder. It doesn't work. Simple logic usage should tell you that, even if that were what the author meant, the author would be wrong.

      Just because it's in the article doesn't make it true. If you can fit 9.6211275 mm^2 into a space that is only 4.81056375 mm^2, please let the rest of humanity know how. You'd be instantly wealthy.

    89. Re:I'm confused by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      After reading it for a third time, I get why current plugs are compatible. The author is still a moron though, by confusing the issue with saying current plugs would fall out without a magnetic holder. So would the fucking half-plugs, since the port is completely open to air on one side.

      The author is a moron, and is the cause of the confusion.

    90. Re:I'm confused by Meski · · Score: 1

      Have you seen/used the magnetic power connectors on the apple portables? IMO they're good. They don't fall out. But when you catch your foot in the cord they pull out, rather than pull you laptop onto the ground, or bend the power plug beyond use. Most proprietary plugs bug the hell out of me, but this is one that's good.

    91. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How well does a rare-earth magnet hold onto a cheap aluminum plug, or even an expensive gold-plated copper plug?

      Or is it only backwards compatible with plugs that already include an Apple(R) compatibility iron rod?

    92. Re:I'm confused by bjwest · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are wrong. The definition of port does not mean female fitting, it's an interface. There are numerous ports with male fittings on the computer side where you plug a female connector into it. The old serial port found an all PCs up until a few years ago comes to mind right off the top of my head.

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    93. Re:I'm confused by AndGodSed · · Score: 1

      FWIW I always thought the jack is the male part and the port is the female part.

      Go figure...

    94. Re:I'm confused by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Apple will release a rubber sheath for your jack.

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    95. Re:I'm confused by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      What, do you have some problem with girl electronics on girl electronics action?

      You biggoted bastard!

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    96. Re:I'm confused by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      I'm concerned it'll wipe my credit card.

    97. Re:I'm confused by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      ... and without a credit card, you'll have trouble attracting jacks to your plug...

    98. Re:I'm confused by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Current ports would be compatible with the new plug, but NOT the other way around.

      And there's already a more standard approach to this - 2.5mm audio jacks.

      Yes, but this is half of 3.5mm, that's...1.75mm! Fully 30% smaller! Be the envy of your friends! All your cash is belong to us.

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    99. Re:I'm confused by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      Yes, they fall out really easily. Definitely not something I would want making a connection that will interrupt service.

    100. Re:I'm confused by omnichad · · Score: 1

      When that patent finally expires, the laptop world will be forever saved from broken power jacks, unless broken power jacks is good business for laptop makers.

    101. Re:I'm confused by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      You're correct. It isn't always a female fitting, but "port" and "jack" are still synonymous. And they're usually female fittings.

    102. Re:I'm confused by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      The act of redefinication confusingizes the meaningness?

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    103. Re:I'm confused by Delusion_ · · Score: 1

      I'd be happier if Apple had patented a way to make the cable-end-to-wire connection less prone to damage. That's been a perennial problem for decades.

    104. Re:I'm confused by Kremmy · · Score: 1

      Too true. I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that the way Apple went for a two button mouse was to take their one button Pro Mouse and give it a touch sensitive shell so it could determine which side it was pressed on (the Mighty Mouse). Instead of something like, I dunno, giving it a second button?

  2. Not sure if I want this by Giometrix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Won't a thinner connector make it much easier to snap off ?

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    1. Re:Not sure if I want this by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      From the perspective of those who are likely to sell you the connector, that's a feature.

    2. Re:Not sure if I want this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who's teve Job, and why is his name italicized?

    3. Re:Not sure if I want this by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it'd be more needle-like. Meaning easier to stab yourself with. Or others. Wait, maybe this is a good thing....

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    4. Re:Not sure if I want this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh God...not the whole replace S with $ thing people have been doing to Microsoft for years.

      Yes, Micrsoft and Apple are succesful companies that take part in capitalism and try to maximize their wealth, just like every other company out there.

      Putting $'s in place of the S's is just childish and makes any argument you are making look worse.

    5. Re:Not sure if I want this by gabebear · · Score: 1

      It looks like they are actually making it something like magsafe. It's literally half a headset jack with a magnet to hold the plug to your phone (they will also be making plugs split in half so it will be flat with the phone's case. If you stick a normal headset to the phone it will stick out a little.

    6. Re:Not sure if I want this by Intropy · · Score: 2

      He's part of a shadowy organization including Teve Torbes, Dob Bole, Boba Fett, and Lamar Alexander #2.

    7. Re:Not sure if I want this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      witty dude, just witty.

    8. Re:Not sure if I want this by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Since it's attached via a magnet, snapping off shouldn't be an issue. It'll be like the magsafe power connectors where the cord just pops out when stressed.

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    9. Re:Not sure if I want this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mon$anto

    10. Re:Not sure if I want this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stabbing? Aw frick, that's one more thing the TSA will want to take away from us. "Sorry sir, your headphone plug could be used as a weapon."

    11. Re:Not sure if I want this by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      No, since the connector is not encased in a socket but held on by a magnet, very little leverage can be applied to the connector.

    12. Re:Not sure if I want this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      T$R.

      The original!

    13. Re:Not sure if I want this by crutchy · · Score: 1

      "Let me come with you, Pontiu$. I may be of $ome a$i$tan$e if there i$ a $udden cri$i$!"

    14. Re:Not sure if I want this by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you want to make thinner devices, then that's the price.

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    15. Re:Not sure if I want this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Planned obsolescence? Nothing new for apple.

    16. Re:Not sure if I want this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was the last time you snapped off a 3.5mm plug?

      Mini-USB is roughly half the size (and hollow) and I've never broken one of those.

    17. Re:Not sure if I want this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The practice of replacing the S's with $'s isn't necessarily only because Apple and Microsoft are successful or because they are merely taking part in capitalism while trying to maximizing their wealth, it is because unlike most decent companies, they are relentlessly skull-fucking consumers; gouging the shit out of them. This 'invention' is going to end up forcing consumers to spend more money on adapters. Fact. You can't insert a full sized plug into a half size jack. It won't fit.

    18. Re:Not sure if I want this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. From the patent application the connector is kept in with a magnet, not unlike their power adapters. Conceivably the loss of strength of the connector is offset by the magnetic force.

      What I don't understand is the need for the connector at all. If you're going to use magnets, why not do away with such a point of failure at al, like they did with the power cords.

    19. Re:Not sure if I want this by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The cable is usually the weak point. Where it joins the solid body of the plug it tends to fray and eventually break.

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  3. More Apple-specific connectors? by SiriusStarr · · Score: 1

    Great, so this will necessitate lugging around even more adaptors for Apple products in addition to the five (exaggerating) different video port adaptors? I find it unlikely that the 3.5mm jack is the limiting factor in device thickness, so it seems a bit odd to abandon the standard...

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    1. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by jo_ham · · Score: 2

      Did you read the article? No? Didn't think so. The design features a method to make the port compatible with current 3.5mm plugs - either by magnetic connection, or via a "cosmetic cap" to hold the plug in place. I assume one that stretches to accommodate the full size 3.5mm plug.

    2. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 0

      NO. You didn't read the article.

      New plugs will be compatible with old ports. (New plugs are physically smaller than the old port)

      There is NO way for old plugs to be compatible with new ports. (New ports will be physically smaller than the plug.)

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    3. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      No YOU didn't read the article. Again I Quote FTA:

      " CURRENT JACKS WILL FIT THE NEW PORT DESIGN but since the port is cut in half and exposed to one side of the device shell, a traditional connector would simply drop out: Apple proposes a magnetic interface that would keep a thin audio connector in place"

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    4. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      It seems YOU didn;t read the article. Quoted:

      Current jacks will fit the new port design, but since the port is cut in half and exposed to one side of the device shell, a traditional connector would simply drop out: Apple proposes a magnetic interface that would keep a thin audio connector in place.

      (emphasis mine)

    5. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Good luck on your crusade to stop anti-Apple FUD on /..

    6. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by AnttiV · · Score: 1

      I suggest you might want to consider reading it again... "Current jacks will fit the new port design, but since the port is cut in half and exposed to one side of the device shell, a traditional connector would simply drop out: Apple proposes a magnetic interface that would keep a thin audio connector in place. "

    7. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reread the article, there is a way. The ports are exposed to the side of the device shell, so an old full size plug will lay in the "half port". It just won't be flush with the device shell.

    8. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by dishpig · · Score: 1

      This is the second person you've incorrectly corrected. From TFA:

      Current jacks will fit the new port design

    9. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by dishpig · · Score: 1

      I see my pattern of beginning a comment, grabbing a coffee and then coming back to finish the comment may need some work.

    10. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by happylight · · Score: 1

      You know this patent has actual merit when slashdotters insist that it can't be done.

    11. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      RTFA again.

      "Current jacks will fit the new port design, but since the port is cut in half and exposed to one side of the device shell, a traditional connector would simply drop out:"

      It's a half impression of the jack in the side of the device rather than enclosed port. Hence the need for a cover ( or case ) to enclose the impression and provide the other half of the port or a magnet to allow the jack to rest in the impression and cling to the device.

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    12. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Someone has to do it. I mainly do it because it then looks much funnier when claims are made of just how unbiased slashdot supposedly is when pro-Apple or anti-Google/Android articles are posted.

      Comment: "This connector won't work with current headphones! Apple wants me to buy a $20 adapter!" (+5 insightful)

      Article: "The connector port will very specifically be compatible with old 3.5mm jacks...."

    13. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Am I really the only person who knows that "jacks" and "ports" are BOTH FEMALE CONNECTORS.

    14. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by SiriusStarr · · Score: 1

      You are in fact correct. Was not trying to be anti-Apple, just misread the article the first time, sorry.

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    15. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      And you have a problem with girl-on-girl why?

    16. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Steve is on a lesbian pr0n diet.

    17. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      You just quoted my exact point.

      A jack is a FEMALE connector.

      A large MALE connector cannot fit into a smaller FEMALE jack.

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    18. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats what she said but i proved her wrong.

    19. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone has to do it. I mainly do it because it then looks much funnier when claims are made of just how unbiased slashdot supposedly is when pro-Apple or anti-Google/Android articles are posted

      Oh boo fucking hoo. The world is out to get you.

      The worst thing about most of you Apple idiots is the persecution complexes.

    20. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      A large MALE connector cannot fit into a smaller FEMALE jack.

      You must be new to the internet.

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    21. Re:More Apple-specific connectors? by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot.

      The port/socket/jack/your mum is open on one side, so if you put the new half plug/male into it, the flat side (where it's cut in half) will be flush with the surface of the device. If you plug a normal plug/male into it, the half that Apple would have cut away will stand proud of the surface.

      It's as if the iDevice is the water, Apple's plug is a submarine and a normal plug is a ship.

      Seriously, there's diagrams on tfa.

  4. Bluetooth for me, please by shadowsurfr1 · · Score: 1

    Bluetooth headphones work fine for me so I'd have no problem with a change in the headphone jacks. The hard part would be finding a case that covers it.

    1. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Thanks, but no thanks. For most people, the whole point of a headset on a phone is to move the transmitter farther away from one's head. Bluetooth just replaces the cell transmitter with a different transmitter.

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    2. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You replace a transmitter that is able to cover many kilometers radially, with a transmitter that maxes out at ~10 meters. That's means quite the difference in power. http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/apr2005/tc20050427_5651.htm gives the SAR for Bluetooth as 0.001 W/kg, a factor ~1000 less than a cell phone.

    3. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by Intropy · · Score: 1

      I think the dominant use case for the headset is for people who want to use their phones without their hands. It's about convenience not proximity of a "cell transmitter" of which a Bluetooth transceiver is not even an example.

    4. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bluetooth transmitter is much, much weaker than the cell transmitter. Cordless home phones have higher-powered transmitters than Bluetooth.

    5. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      For most people, the whole point of a headset on a phone is to move the transmitter farther away from one's head.

      Huh...silly me. I thought most people used a headset so they didn't have to hold the phone next to their ear (frequently, but not always, while trying to do something that requires both hands, like typing on a computer keyboard or driving a car). At least, that's why I bought a (bluetooth) headset for my phone.

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    6. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but it presumably involves much less energy for such a short-range transmission, so the danger may be reduced.

    7. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, but no thanks. For most people, the whole point of a headset on a phone is to move the transmitter farther away from one's head. Bluetooth just replaces the cell transmitter with a different transmitter.

      Really? I sincerely doubt that 'most people' are worried about the transmitter. A few maybe, but most just want hands-free operation or the ability to tune out outside noise.

    8. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      The proximity of the phone to your head is irrelevant to most people and even driver safety. If you had an elastic holding the phone against the side of your face while you drove you wouldn't need a bluetooth headset.

      The number of people I've met who are concerned with cell phone "radiation" are extremely limited ... and I don't recall any of their names. Purposefully.

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    9. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      If you had an elastic holding the phone against the side of your face while you drove you wouldn't need a bluetooth headset.

      Probably be kind of hard to place calls that way, though :D

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    10. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      With voice dialing?

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    11. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      ...which doesn't work on my Android phone :(

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    12. Re:Bluetooth for me, please by sh00z · · Score: 1

      The number of people I've met who are concerned with cell phone "radiation" are extremely limited ... and I don't recall any of their names. Purposefully.

      By the time you realize you should be concerned, it may be too late. Thankfully, power levels have gone down in the last decade, but cell phone radiation is still suspected in the premature death of Lee Atwater.

  5. blackberry 2.5mm headset jack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    didnt the blackberry pearl basically have this?

  6. Matchbox Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Years ago some guy had a bright idea on how to save a matchbox company lots of money. They looked at matchbox design and couldn't find a way of saving any costs. His solution was to remove one of the two ignition strips on the box. He died rich.

    I'm beginning to hate Apple more and more as each day passes by mostly because Steve Jobs has this elitist simplicity gig going when he wasn't even the first. Jobs doesn't own the principles and I think it's a good idea if people learn for themselves.

    1. Re:Matchbox Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Matchbox Prior Art by blair1q · · Score: 2

      Make the box lid a flap rather than a slide?

      Two-headed matches?

      Sell re-heading kits?

  7. Drop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised they didn't just drop it altogether and use bluetooth.

    1. Re:Drop it by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they will. Though that's no reason not to add another patent to their portfolio.

      It's a half impression of the jack in the side of the device rather than enclosed port*. Hence the need for a cover ( or case ) to enclose the impression and complete the other half of the port. That impression will not be aesthetically pleasing even with the proposed solutions. It will be interesting to see what wins. Aesthetics or functionality. I have my own bets on that.

      * before you say RTFA, I did.

      "Current jacks will fit the new port design, but since the port is cut in half and exposed to one side of the device shell, a traditional connector would simply drop out: Apple proposes a magnetic interface that would keep a thin audio connector in place. The second issue is that an exposed jack would not look especially appealing, which is why Apple believes that new “custom” jacks should be covered with a “cosmetic cap” on one side."

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  8. Guh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How about an audio connector with a break before make connection, where the ground connection is made first, and doesnt pop and blow speakers when you forget to turn off your ipod before plugging it into your amp?

    How about involving an electrician, same for RCA plugs, and just about any analog coupling used in audio.

    Seriously, whats the fucking deal with this? This has been a problem since the 50s!

    Also I'd have expected to see digital headphones with a 15 cent dsp in the earbud by now. Not from apple, of course, they only deal in substandard hardware.

    1. Re:Guh by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      How about an audio connector with a break before make connection, where the ground connection is made first, and doesnt pop and blow speakers when you forget to turn off your ipod before plugging it into your amp?

      Umm, have you ever used an XLR plug and socket? If you connect the earth to the chassis ground/shield of the XLR connector, the earth is met before the hot and cold pins are engaged.

    2. Re:Guh by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      ...but good luck getting an XLR interface into anything you can comfortably fit in your back pocket :D

      Really though; Apple's already using a 4-contact interface in their 3.5" connector, and they're famous for championing new tech. Why not just go optical, or create a new interface that grounds first, provides resistance, and uses a slap-on interface instead of plug-in? I'm sure it would become popular quickly, and they could sell $85 adapters as well!

    3. Re:Guh by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Pin 1 and the shield are often not tied on the cables you buy at the store, so ground just gets connected at the same time as everything else -- typically the connector on equipment is tied to chassis ground and pin 1 is audio ground, so if you tie them together in the cable you'll get weird noise from whatever is creating interference on the chassis's ground rail (and whatever that ground rail finally dumps to, like the power receptacle ground pin, which if your house has a wiring fault will be blasting 60Hz.) Even better some equipment will tie chassis ground to audio ground through some filtering, so if the shield and pin 1 are tied on your cable you have instant ground loop. Many times wiring in a studio will lift the ground on one side of the connection, and the shield will be unconnected, to prevent ground loops in the patchbay. And we're not even getting into the pin 2/pin 3 hot controversy, which seems like it should be solved but you still run into pin 3 equipment. XLRs are funny.

      You're not supposed to plug any audio connection when signal is present, yeah everybody does it but not many connection systems are spec'd to handle it properly, including XLR. Even if you tie the shield to the ground, there are bias and other signals (like phantom powering) that will eventually wear down the internal electronics if you plug them in energized.

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    4. Re:Guh by blacklint · · Score: 1

      Optical won't power headphones, which would pretty much defeat the main purpose of a headphone jack. The other option, sure.

    5. Re:Guh by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Optical requires the receiving device to have a power source, also, AFAIK the cables are fragile, you can abuse a regular audio cable quite a lot and it will still work, I suspect the optical cable has a minimum bend radius larger than a few mm.

      As for the new interface - 3.5mm TRS connectors are common, the new interface would be incompatible with the current one and would not provide a lot of benefit - 3.5mm plugs are usually used to connect headphones and headphones do not care whether the ground is connected first or not. At least once Apple is doing something that would be compatible with other devices.

    6. Re:Guh by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      You can buy instrument cables with 'silent' audio plugs from various places. They have a strip down the side which earths the plug before making any other connection. Surprised to find that it hasn't been done on headphone plugs yet.

  9. Why not 100% wireless? by Animats · · Score: 1

    Wireless devices ought to be wireless. They already have several radios, including Bluetooth. Headphones and docking should be wireless. So should charging. which should be inductive. Then you can have a sealed, waterproof unit with no annoying connector holes.

    I'm surprised Apple hasn't already gone that way on aesthetic grounds. Why should those perfect forms have holes in them?

    1. Re:Why not 100% wireless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs has holes in him you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:Why not 100% wireless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why should those perfect forms have holes in them?

      So tempted.

    3. Re:Why not 100% wireless? by Intropy · · Score: 1

      Giggity

    4. Re:Why not 100% wireless? by pimpsoftcom · · Score: 1

      Women have holes in them and I use them for their functional biological use - sex - just fine.

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    5. Re:Why not 100% wireless? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised Apple hasn't already gone that way on aesthetic grounds. Why should those perfect forms have holes in them?

      Does solid state hardware need the regular venting for altitude change? I'd think it would with an LCD behind glass... otherwise, you'll eventually get an im/explosion in the LCD and a cracked screen. You'll also need some way of reading air pressure (think microphone). The speaker issue could be got around via using the shell itself.

    6. Re:Why not 100% wireless? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Not all of the holes are waterproof though...

    7. Re:Why not 100% wireless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because people don't want to use wireless headphones. Phones have been compatible with Bluetooth headphones for a few years now. How often do you see people with full on stereo over Bluetooth headphones?

    8. Re:Why not 100% wireless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reply in lieu of modpoint, because when they make one, I will buy it. (Having waited for it since the original iPhone...)

    9. Re:Why not 100% wireless? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that he is a jack rather than a plug?

    10. Re:Why not 100% wireless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple assumes its customers have high quality 'phones bought on the open market. That's why they deliver such crappy 'phones with their devices.

      And that's why a wireless connection won't work for Apple. They either have to maintain compatibility with the wider market or raise prices to cover the cost of a Apple-designed solution that most customers will not want.

    11. Re:Why not 100% wireless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be because many people don't realise it is an option. There might also be the case that you don't notice they are using bluetooth because the bluetooth receiver has a headphone jack, so you might still see wired headphones going into their ears.

      I have been using bluetooth headphones for a while now, and the convenience of not having a cord running all the way to my phone is great. I think for the most part it is because many people don't realise it is an option, for those that are aware they might not be willing to pay the extra bluetooth headphones, and there is also to niche case of the audiophile who doesn't want their music re-encoded into a lossy format for bluetooth transmission and back again.

      I think most people (audiophiles excepted) would switch to using wireless headphones if they realised the benefit of not being tethered to their music device and the cost wasn't an issue. Although for people who are happy using something like a iPod shuffle or nano which are already pretty small and can be easily clipped to clothing the advantage may not be significant to them.

  10. I want to patent patenting useless variations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to write a patent about taking a perfectly good standard, making a useless variation on the original that is patented to keep anyone else from making anything that connects to your device.

  11. As an added benefit by TheSpoom · · Score: 0

    They get to collect license payments for anyone who uses this jack. Open standards? What's that?

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    1. Re:As an added benefit by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Or alternatively, they could either not license it at all or license out the male (connector) but but not the female (port), making headphones for Apple products only work with Apple products.

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    2. Re:As an added benefit by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      The port is backwards compatible with existing 3.5mm plugs, so if it remains "licensed" (and there is no indication that it will be - compare to mini-displayport), then it will simply remain on Apple devices only.

    3. Re:As an added benefit by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      How exactly would a port that only accepts half a 3.5mm headphone connector work with a full 3.5mm headphone connector? Has Apple extended the reality distortion field to their products now?

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    4. Re:As an added benefit by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Did you look at the picture in TFA? Clearly not.

      The design is a surface mount connector that holds the plug on with a magnet. Using a thin plug with a flat face, it will sit flush. If you use a standard headphone 3.5mm plug it will stand proud of the surface.

      The article does mention very specifically that it is designed to work with existing 3.5mm plugs.

      Hardly bending reality.

  12. Jerks. by Nationless · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great.

    After only recently being able to plug in most phones with the same USB cable and FINALLY having 3.5 jacks a standard on said phones, Apple now wants to go fuck with the standards.

    Jerks.

    1. Re:Jerks. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Personally, I don't mind screwing with standards now and then, as long as the result is a new standard. Given the age of the current 3.5mm jack, I wouldn't be surprised if they could come up with something that was more compact and generally superior. If you got all the manufacturers onboard, it could be good.

      Of course, that never seems to be what happens these days. Apple comes up with a standard, and then Sony doesn't like the idea of a standard existing without them collecting patent licensing fees, so they'll need to create a competing standard. Then someone else will come up with a third, and right when it seems like it's starting to settle out, someone will develop a new iteration of the technology and we'll be back where we started.

    2. Re:Jerks. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Did Apple ever buy into the microUSB standard? I may have missed the change, but I haven't ever seen an Apple iPod or iPhone that used a standard interface cable.

    3. Re:Jerks. by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      If they do it will most likely only be for charging.

    4. Re:Jerks. by Uhhhh+oh+ya! · · Score: 1

      Except that here apple is clearly not out to make a new standard, this is for their products only and they have shown many times before that they don't like to share. Sony will come up with their own and apple will sue them anyway and we can add 5 new cases to the list of patents being brought to court.

    5. Re:Jerks. by cshake · · Score: 1

      Well, they could just move to the 2.5mm standard that's been around just as long, but that would make too much sense.

    6. Re:Jerks. by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      Great.

      After only recently being able to plug in most phones with the same USB cable and FINALLY having 3.5 jacks a standard on said phones, Apple now wants to go fuck with the standards.

      Jerks.

      True, if they really wanted to just "do away" with it, a better choice would be to go to using BlueTooth headsets for it. It's not like they don't exist as a standard already, and most of the devices already support BlueTooth.

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    7. Re:Jerks. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure they're disinterested in new standards. If Apple wants to have their products use this method, they'll want other manufacturers to support it. I'm not sure it's fair to say that Apple "doesn't like to share". They made their mini display port available without licensing fees. They've apparently helped develop Thunderbolt, which is supposed to be a new upcoming standard for Intel. They've worked with open source projects and created new open source projects. They've pushed standards like USB forward.

      Regardless, a patent application isn't a clear sign of intent. Companies like Apple basically patent any idea that their employees have that can be patented, and many of the patents don't turn into products. I'd be kind of surprised if Apple did anything with this.

  13. Rotated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    The whole point of the jack connector is that it can rotate. Using a semicircle destroys this ability and any rotation will break something.

    It would be better to use a flat multipin connector.

    1. Re:Rotated by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Funny

      The round design is more for the ability to implement a non-keyed plug and port that does not care about orientation. I would think Apple would be in favour of that more than most companies.

      (Please excuse the traditional Apple joke, I couldn't help myself.)

    2. Re:Rotated by goose-incarnated · · Score: 2

      You're both wrong. Round sockets (in general) became standardised by the germans during WW2 because they were faster to make. Simply drill a hole into the case of whatever electronic device you were making. Square ports were fucking difficult to cut into enclosures (still are - I tend to use round ports in my projects whenever I can simply because they are easier to make).

      Also, this is really good whiskey I've got here - my sister gave me a bottle to give me dad next time I flew down to visit, only he got a heart attack before I went, so now I'm sitting at my desk with an almost finished bottle of 25 year old single malt scotch.
      IOW, I may be talking shit :-)

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    3. Re:Rotated by adolf · · Score: 1

      Cheers. Hope the scotch is working.

      Round connectors are always easier when prototyping, because a drill is always easier and faster than a square punch. But on modern assembled, plastic-molded devices, this isn't necessarily the case.

      Also: AFAICT, round connectors became standardized with the telephone switchboard, 40 or so years before the Germans wanted another war. (Some vendors still call a 1/4" plug a "Phone Connector," for this very reason.)

  14. Please no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of all the things we don't need modified is the audio connector. Right now, we have two types that work well, the 1/4" jack for pro equipment, and the 3.5mm jack for everything else. The 2.5mm jack is pretty much not around anymore which is good.

    Of course, cutting a plug in half is good for Apple. Same reason the 30 pin connector is also good. It forces accessory makers to do it Apple's way which other people cannot duplicate due to patents. Already, almost all docking stations out there sport an Apple 30 pin plug. With this "invention", it just means that accessory makers either make their stuff for only Apple products, or not make for Apple at all.

    Isn't the EU breathing down Apple's neck for them refusing to heed to the single USB connector style? Now Apple wants to fragment and make earphone makers either choose Apple's way or the highway.

    Oh well, guess everyone will need a $20 half moon to full round adapter so they can use a $3 pair of earbuds with their non-Apple branded stuff.

    1. Re:Please no... by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Right now, we have two types [of audio connector] that work well, the 1/4" jack for pro equipment, and the 3.5mm jack for everything else.

      Uh, no. Don't forget the XLR connector, the Neutrik connector, RCA connectors, 4-conductor plugs for devices that transmit mono signals as well as receive stereo signals, and I haven't even touched on optical interfaces for audio signals such as SPDIF...do I need to continue?

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  15. Re:Not what I was expecting from the summary by jo_ham · · Score: 0

    No, the port works with existing 3.5mm headphones - you didn't read the article very well, did you?

  16. Obvious? by AftanGustur · · Score: 1
    Give this problem to any group of 10 geeks and one of them is bound to suggest this solution.

    The Patent system needs to be reformed.

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    1. Re:Obvious? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2

      The other nine will instead suggest to get off your fetish of ultrathin devices and just make the device thick enough for a normal plug. It's not as if that would be very thick anyway.

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    2. Re:Obvious? by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      Give this problem to any group of 10 geeks and one of them is bound to suggest this solution.

      But none of them have yet, hence the innovation.

      Your argument could be applied to anything ever invented. Once you know the answer, the question is easier.

      So the lightbulb was invented - no big deal, right? If you would have asked a group engineers of the day to create a device for generating light from electricity, one of them would have probably come up with something similar. That does not mean it was not innovative. Why? Because you did not know to ask the question, and they had not not thought of the answer.

      The Patent system needs to be reformed.

      Agreed, but not because of your simpleton logic.

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    3. Re:Obvious? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      In the business, we call that an ex post facto view. People screaming "Oh, I could have done it" after some invention is disclosed are about as witty as people screaming "I could have made that" when looking at a piece of modern art. Well, the key point is, you haven't and no one else has either.

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    4. Re:Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it is a solution looking for a problem.

    5. Re:Obvious? by Deus.1.01 · · Score: 1

      And now they CAN'T thanks to patents.

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    6. Re:Obvious? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Give this problem to any group of 10 geeks and one of them is bound to suggest this solution.

      TRS plugs have been around for a century. People having been wanting to make devices thinner for most of that time. This problem has clearly been around... So, are you saying that there haven't been 10 geeks in the past hundred years?

    7. Re:Obvious? by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      But none of them have yet, hence the innovation.

      Had they been given the money by an employer and told to solve this problem, one of those geeks probably would have. But I digress.

      Patents are granted so that individuals or corporations would have protection to implement a technology that would otherwise not be invented without such protection. If Apple would have had the incentive to make this connector without patents, then it does not deserve patent protection.

      It's also awkward to compare the creation of light - a very open-ended question requiring a revolutionary idea - to a reduction in size of an existing connector, which isn't such an open-ended question but more of an evolutionary idea. Take some time to seriously consider the two questions at hand.

      1) How would you make a device that produces light?

      2) How would you reduce the size of a connector?

      The latter has a very clearly defined starting and ending point. The former does not. To compare the innovation of the first light bulb to the classic technological march toward smaller devices is to define innovation far too broadly. It is a sure-fire way to retard innovation with complex licensing schemes that allow a company to practically steal money from their competitors, even if they invest in their own R&D. Kinda like how Microsoft makes more money from Android than their own mobile OS, despite the fact that they really didn't do shit for Android.

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    8. Re:Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give this problem to any group of 10 geeks and one of them is bound to suggest this solution.

      Really? You think it would take ONLY 10 attempts to find someone stupid enough to come up with the idea of a half-round connector? Look at the thousands of connectors that exist in all the different fields out there. I personally can not think of a single one of them that is half round. Every single one is either fully round or rectangular-ish (or some combinations of the two, like a serial cable...rectangular-ish frame with round pins). The closest I can think of is the US 3-pin electrical plug, where the socket is generally half-round (or rather, half-oval), but the pin that plugs into it is actually fully round. The half round idea is just stupid and half-baked. I think you'd have to call on many thousands upon thousands of geeks to come up with something this dumb.

    9. Re:Obvious? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I've noticed folks obsessing over a couple millimeters of thickness. I'm not really sure that 3mm of depth is really that big of a deal. Even with a cellphone, that's not really enough to justify the extra cost in most cases.

      What's worse is that this obsession with diminutive devices leads to devices that are less and less usable as they require fingers that are tiny to operate. At this point even if I wanted to buy an Apple device, many of them are way too small for me to use.

    10. Re:Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Half duplex connectors are not something that hasn't been thought of before. I can find about ten of them in my 2010 molex catalog. I think that the only innovation here might be that they want to make the half plug receptical still work with a fully standard 3.5mm connector.

      However, sense most iphone users are very fashion aware, there would be a lot of preasure on them to buy a 'fully iphone compatible head phone jack' for their new phone so that they don't have a bump on the side of their phone.

      I am sure that if this actually comes out some enterprising iphone user will start to tell you how much 'better' the sound is from half a connector.

    11. Re:Obvious? by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 3, Funny

      This invention halves the size of the jack, is compatible with all existing devices, and is less likely to break the device (pull on the headphone just pulls it away from the magnet instead of yanking the whole device). And nobody in 96 years thought of this solution.

      This is exactly what patents are for. Rewarding the people that spend their dollars on research to improve things. It's a small but innovative idea, and gives Apple a small advantage over competitors. Stop eating the sour grapes and start inventing.

    12. Re:Obvious? by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

      And there's your incentive for inventing. Either invent new awesome things (Apple) or get blocked from the market for using other people's inventions (Samsung) or buy other people's work and use that as leverage so you can license the inventions you need (Google).

      Invent, pay up, or get out. Patents are a proven solution to furthering progress in the useful arts.

    13. Re:Obvious? by AftanGustur · · Score: 1

      Give this problem to any group of 10 geeks and one of them is bound to suggest this solution.

      But none of them have yet, hence the innovation.

      And therein lies the problem with the patent system.

      I completely fail to see why it is "innovative" being the first to apply for a patent of something thousands of people can tell you when you ask them about it.

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    14. Re:Obvious? by PhrstBrn · · Score: 1

      The lightbulb is more complicated than that. For instance, Edison figured out that using carbonized bamboo produces a long lasting filament. You couldn't claim that some geek would have popped that out of his head. Even if you were an expert in the subject, you wouldn't be able to figure that out without spending hours and hours in a lab, testing every combination of carbon this or that until you found one that worked well. Remember, before this, people have toyed with carbon, but never figured out how to make it last long. And people had been trying this for years, and nobody could figure it out. That's actual innovation.

      Making a headphone jack smaller? I can come up with several ways:
      1) Make it shorter
      2) Make it thinner
      3) Make it flatter
      They added a magnet, but I'm sure somewhere you will find prior art. There is a for the power cable on Apple laptops, I'm sure somebody somewhere made an audio connector with a magnet. Apple's design is a combination of 2 and 3 with a magnet.

      So you tell me, why hasn't anybody thought of this before? Because it's a solution looking for a problem. Nobody thought of it because it's not a problem worth solving.

      If I tried to patent an automatic system for killing bears with a hot fire poker, and it involved using an engine, furnace, and a fire poker, it might be novel and something that nobody ever thought of before, but who cares? What problem am I trying to solve? Is this even a problem that is worth solving?

    15. Re:Obvious? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Thinner just means it's easier to forget it's in that back pocket when you sit down. Crack.

    16. Re:Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you honestly never thought about that idea before? I already have years ago, I'm just not an engineer working for a shitty company that gets sexually aroused by thin devices.

    17. Re:Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But none of them have yet, hence the innovation.

      It could also be everybody that has looked at this idea has decided it was stupid. They might have thought of it and instead said to themselves "gloves".

    18. Re:Obvious? by AftanGustur · · Score: 1

      And nobody in 96 years thought of this solution.

      I would like to phrase it "and nobody in 96 years had this problem."

      As technology advances and we get new problems to solve, I completely fail to see why those that first encounter the simple basic questions should be rewarded with a protection to the answers.

      Think about this: in the future cars will get internet connections. It is inevitable and many or most devices in the car will be connected live to the internet.
      I completely fail to see why anyone should get a patent for writing down the simple "solutions" we can all come up with.

      For example, a system, for the police, to identify a car's IP address based on the liense plate. Do you think I should get an patent for that?

      How about a system that turns of the car's engine off, at the next service station, if the internet connection is lost?

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    19. Re:Obvious? by allanw · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously advocating that companies like Apple stop innovating in making their products smaller than ever? A one-third reduction in thickness would be great. If you don't want something so thin, then you can purchase larger MP3 players which become lower in price once the new fancy thin ones come out.

    20. Re:Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to be pedantic, what most people remember about the lightbulb is the Edison bulb. This was not the first light bulb. It was simply the first one with a decent life. And if 10 of the "at the time" geeks could have suggested "Tungsten/Carbon filiment in a vacuume" without it being stated beforehand, then it would be a better analogy.

      I believe "We need to plug in a standard set of headphones where we don't have space" given to 10 geeks WOULD result in "different form factor connector" and might have either "temporary spring-loaded tab", "Extra case", or "magnets FTW!" as solutions relatively quickly. If, on the other hand, 10 geeks were given a lightbulb they would likely not come up with the particular material(well not any more when everyone knows it, obviously) within a defined "resonable timeframe".

      For the record I also believe that the initial response of "Make it thicker" or "Make it thicker in that area" would be likely from 9 of the 10 geeks.

    21. Re:Obvious? by Deus.1.01 · · Score: 1

      Wow, The PC clones must have driven you insane when Compaq first came out.

      Thankfully, for the market and the consumer, other actors were able to compete.

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    22. Re:Obvious? by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

      I would like to phrase it "and nobody in 96 years had this problem."

      Since there is a 2.5mm plug clearly people did have this problem before, so you would rephrase it as something simply wrong. Why would one ever use a 2.5mm plug if there was space for a 3.5mm one? It doesn't even need rebutting with counter-examples it's so patently absurd of an idea.

      The fact is that this is one of those inventions that takes creativity to come up with, but seems pretty obvious after the fact. A headphone jack that's half the size and is both forward and backward compatible with the existing headphones is freaking awesome. Props to Apple engineers.

      [some random straw men]

    23. Re:Obvious? by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      No, cutting a jack in half is a really obvious solution, I just happen to think it's dumb. The reason no one has done this has nothing to do with innovation. It's about marketing and whether one thinks there would be demand and acceptance for it, or, for that matter, any need for it at all. But that problem is somewhat related to the function of patents, but I don't have a firm opinion on what, if any, protection should be afforded to someone pioneering a product in the marketplace.

      Also, I have no doubt that if I had the time and the right vocabulary for the task, I could find an example, somewhere, where someone had taken a round connector and shaved down one side of it. Zero doubt. Hopefully the patent office is up to the task of rejecting this stupidity.

    24. Re:Obvious? by godrik · · Score: 1

      "I'm not really sure that 3mm of depth is really that big of a deal."

      Your wife must be very sad...

    25. Re:Obvious? by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      By this any facet logic fiber optic communication would not be patentable because you are simply transitioning communications from electrons to photons. An obvious extension (once you already know the answer).

      Of course, by this logic Ethernet would also have not enjoyed any patent protection, because we already knew how to communicate over wires, Ethernet just improved on it.

      Even further, the telegraph would have not had any patentable technology, because we already knew how to communicate and putting a wire in it was obvious (once it had been done, that is).

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    26. Re:Obvious? by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      You answered your own question. "when you ask them about it". Quite often the innovation is being smart enough to realize there is a question that others have failed to see.

      When Star Trek type teleporters are common, there will be some jackass sitting back saying "they shouldn't get a patent on that because I could have invented that if you would have asked me the proper set of questions on how to make it work".

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    27. Re:Obvious? by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      You argue the lightbulb comparison isn't applicable because of the nuance involved in inventing the lightbulb. Then you make general sweeping statements without considering any difficulty of reducing it to practice.

      You argue prior art, but that is why there are patent examiners. Maybe all of the patent bashers on Slashdot should apply and start coming down on all this prior art that is so freely identifiable.

      The problem you are trying to solve with your automatic bear killer is not a problem of the patent office. Who wants to buy it is your problem of marketing your product. The patent office should only be concerned that your bear killer is novel. If your invention is novel and you can make a billion dollars selling iBearKiller, more power to you and the patent you should be granted.

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    28. Re:Obvious? by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      No, you're turning my arguments into straw men.

      Fiber optics - how do you turn voltage or current into light? That's a good question with a variety of approaches. There is no clearly defined starting and ending point.

      Ethernet - It is not merely "communicating over wires". There are things like detecting collisions. Once again, no clearly defined starting and ending point.

      But reducing the size of a connector? Clear starting point - connector too large - and clear ending point - connector smaller than some arbitrary dimensions. The connector is pretty clearly not an example of "we already know the answer now, so it's obvious in hindsight". No, reducing the size of things is pretty obvious in foresight, as well, unless you'd like to argue that miniaturization is not what nearly all modern technology is trending toward. We not only know the answer after-the-fact, but we also know the answer before-the-fact. Everyone knows that technology gets smaller as time goes on.

      By the way, would you at least acknowledge my actual argument? A patent is meant to provide protection for an invention that would not happen in the absence of such protection. For example, pharma drugs require a great deal of up-front investment in research and trial costs that can be then copied by a competitor. Knowing how easy a competitor could make a knock-off drug, many pharma companies would just as soon not bother investing all that money into R&D. Patents therefore encourage pharma companies to invest in research that would otherwise not happen in the absence of such protection.

      In the absence of such protection, do you honestly believe that Apple wouldn't have eventually miniaturized their audio connector?

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    29. Re:Obvious? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's not innovating. It's pandering to people that don't know anything about the products. If they had maxed out what they could innovate in other areas, you'd have a point.

    30. Re:Obvious? by Bobartig · · Score: 1

      Good thing that's not the standard for obviousness.

      The standard is that the patent would have been obvious to try for one of ordinary skill in the art (here, the art is product design of some kind).

      Even if you could prove your "one out of any 10 geeks" assertion, which you absolutely can't, it would be of no weight in determining obviousness.

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    31. Re:Obvious? by lcllam · · Score: 1

      I've been goind through the comments. The problem, IMO, is that the PTO seems to be granting patents without considering the definition of what a patent is, and how one is granted. Yeah, I'm saying the lawyers have lost their way - sue me.

      IIRC, the applicant has to show a development or innovation that is not obvious to a normal (or average) practitioner of the craft. The 1/10 argument actually SUPPORTS the patent application, as only 1 out of 10 thought it was obvious. Whether they though to do it first or not is not the issue - it must be non-obvious. Other engineers may simply have not done it as it was not commercially viable.

      I'm all for patenting, for example, specific expressions of carrying out encryption. The problem is, that the PTO seems to be allowing patents for the act of encryption itself - this I have a problem with. The former protects the effort put into the expression (and hence the artists work) without preventing improvement and further evolution of the idea, but the latter kind of patents are killing innovation by doing just that. If it's THAT obvious to do, it should never had been patentable in the first case. It's particularly bad in software, where ideas and incremental evolution of ideas is at the root of development. It seems overly broad patents are being granted every day. I mean 'look and feel' patents? Really?

    32. Re:Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im patenting the half light bulb right now!

    33. Re:Obvious? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Did you bother to find out for yourself that this hasn't actually been patented yet, or did you just trust the unsurprisingly bad Slashdot headline?

    34. Re:Obvious? by Wovel · · Score: 1

      And yet, none of the millions of geeks in the world ever did it.

    35. Re:Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making something smaller is not really innovation when it's larger than just about everything else.

      iPod: Just like an MP3 player, but larger.
      iPhone: Just like a cell phone, but twice as large[1].
      iPad: Just like an iPhone, but larger.

      [1] My boss has an iPhone. At one point, when commenting that it was too big to be a cell phone, I put my SE phone on top of his iPhone. Turned 90 degrees, my SE phone covered exactly half of his iPhone. No wonder he always leaves his iPhone on his desk, and forgets to take it with him when he leaves, while my cell phone fits in my pocket.

    36. Re:Obvious? by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Your arguments started off as straw men...

      Everything is obvious after it is explained to you. Youmcan make argument for everything ever patented by anyone. The point of the patent system is actually to allow inventors to recoup their investments with a period of exclusivity.

      If you wanted to cut headphone plugs in half and make the receptacles magnetic, you should have done it before.

    37. Re:Obvious? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      None of the millions of geeks in the world ever made a device big enough to fit a normal plug? I strongly doubt it.

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    38. Re:Obvious? by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      I think you can agree that slicing a connector in half is quite different from inventing a teleporter. If teleportation was as easy as slicing a door height-wise in two then it wouldn't deserve a patent either.

    39. Re:Obvious? by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously advocating that companies like Apple stop innovating in making their products smaller than ever?

      Yes, that's exactly what we're saying. You can already easily fit in into a pocket, it doesn't need to be the size of my pinky finger.

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  17. TRS Connectors Suck by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

    It is easily recognized that a 3.5mm TRS jack eats a substantial fraction of the internal volume budget in a modern phone or portable media player. It is thus understandable that Apple would want to replace it with something smaller. However, basing it on the current standard is perhaps the worst possible way to go about it. The standard 3.5mm headphone connector shorts the contacts on the plug to the wrong contacts on the jack all willy nilly. Given the opportunity to push a new design, they should go for a modern connector that mates the grounds first, and allows the signal contacts to mate only to their proper counterparts.

    And don't try to tell me it's for backwards compatibility. The patented design allows semi-TRS plugs to mate with standard jacks, but does not permit the connection of standard headphones to the Apple design--what people will actually want to do, given the poor quality of the usual bundled earbuds.

    1. Re:TRS Connectors Suck by compro01 · · Score: 2

      The patented design allows semi-TRS plugs to mate with standard jacks, but does not permit the connection of standard headphones to the Apple design--what people will actually want to do, given the poor quality of the usual bundled earbuds.

      From my reading, a full male would work with this (the female end is basically like a trench or ditch on the outside of the device), just half of the connector would be sticking out and held in place al a magsafe, but a semi male probably wouldn't work with a full female, as nothing would hold it in contact.

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    2. Re:TRS Connectors Suck by hedwards · · Score: 1

      They could just move to a 2.5mm connector if it's that big of a deal, but devices have gotten to the point where there's little to be gained by making them any smaller. My Samsung Sansa is small enough that I have a hard time finding it if I don't put it back where it belongs when I finish with it. They could make is even smaller by removing the display, but it's hit the point of diminishing returns. And it sports a 3.5mm jack without trouble.

    3. Re:TRS Connectors Suck by I_Wrote_This · · Score: 0

      And don't try to tell me it's for backwards compatibility.

      I won't, as it obviously isn't.
      You could get that by putting a thin, flat connector on the device and supplying a very short cable connecting that to a 3.5mm jack (socket) into which you could plug any existing 3.5mm plug.
      Mind you that "thin, flat connector" could be what this patent is, except that Apple won't supply it and will expect some vast royalty if anyone tries to make one. Probably.

    4. Re:TRS Connectors Suck by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

      but a semi male probably wouldn't work with a full female, as nothing would hold it in contact.

      Of course it would. Where do you propose this half circle would be moving to in a circle shaped hole?

      But a requirement would be that there is not only a single contact on one side of the socket. Because that might be on the 'missing' side of the plug. I don't know if the standard requires contacts on both sides.

    5. Re:TRS Connectors Suck by arose · · Score: 1

      The best way to find my SanDisk Sansa Clip+ is to follow the cord, it is not a good idea to leave it unplugged.

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  18. Great ! An even thinner device by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    With a smaller battery :(

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    1. Re:Great ! An even thinner device by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      With a smaller battery :(

      As compensation, they will make it 2-3 times as fragile.

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    2. Re:Great ! An even thinner device by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Cool, wont run as long and break more easily. .what a deal.

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  19. Apple To Cut Audio Jacks In Half by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting I just applied for a patent to remove the jack completely I call it 'microquiet audio' due to the fact it passes no audio.
    Oops did I give away my proprietary idea before my patent was approved!!!
    never mind, please forget I said anyhing.

    -PSH

  20. Helps you insert it the right way round by ljw1004 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Another advantage which they omitted from the article -- this invention will help you insert the plug the right way round.

    With the current circular 3.5mm jacks, it's actually impossible to know whether you've rotated the plug correctly. Sure, you can try to figure out if you've got it right by listening to the resultant sound quality, but that's inexact and most people don't even have the equipment. Now with Apple's invention, everyone will be able to insert it with the right rotation -- first time, and every time.

    1. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by jovius · · Score: 2

      Exactly. It's great that Apple sells a device called iPolarizer to find the exact position. It works by aligning the electromagnetic fields of the connector and the plug to the same plane of reference. The effect lasts for a few weeks until you need to polarize the connectors again. There's also an app to visualize the process.

    2. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by Intropy · · Score: 1

      I'm in recruiting at Monster Cable Products Inc. We should talk. - no, not really

    3. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? I don't get it. Rotation is necessary? There's a "correct rotation"? I thought it didn't matter what orientation the current circular plugs went in, and that the contacts went all the way around the plug. Is there some new fangled plug where they were too cheap to put contacts all the way around?

    4. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      I really like the fact that the jack can spin. I can't believe they'd kill that feature for thinness.This means all plugs have to always be straight, or of 90degrees, plugged in the same way all the time.

      I'd rather they just invent a 1mm stub plug (1/4 length).

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    5. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by RoverDaddy · · Score: 1

      I know my headphone plug must be rotated incorrectly, because the WHOOSH I'm hearing in this thread is almost deafening.

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    6. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i LOLd

    7. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the app will cost $4.99, but it will be on sale for $1.99 for early adopters.

      Hackintosh all the way. All the greatness of the OS, without the premium price.

    8. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! Every device has a rotation factor that is native to it, but hard to discover. But with our latest innovation in audio jacks, we have finally made it simple and aesthetic for our users to get the best possible native audio quality from their iPods and iPhones!

    9. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great! Now maybe apple's audio hardware will finally be dance-able.

    10. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I get (better) FM radio reception on my phone when I rotate the plug. It IS inexact, but it works if you are really, really careful. Otherwise, mostly noise.

    11. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Yes! Every device has a rotation factor that is native to it, but hard to discover.

      Just like PS2 connectors?

    12. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rotation won't do you any good if there's any oxygen in the copper.

    13. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will also tell you if your socks are on the wrong feet.

    14. Re:Helps you insert it the right way round by Trogre · · Score: 1

      USB-A has already solved that problem :(

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  21. Jobs is inventing a Keyed Phono Plug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, as if the potential fragility of a 2.5mm and 3.5mm phono plug wasn't enough, he effectively is puting teeth on a phono plug that only fit on his devices.

    I've said it once and I'll say it again, these corporations embraced homebrew computer-club standards early, and intentionally silenced them after saturating the market with all the slave-made foreign Chinese products. The more I see "AID" and "economy stimulus" jobs is when I run away screaming, no different than how this phono plug is doing to prior open standards. Shit like this is why Radio Shack is a store with useless inventory of electrical components and an expansive inventory of consumer foreign-made communications equipment.

    Jobs could have invented a shortrange FM transmitter into that small device so people can listen on their sterio equipment tuned to that FM frequency, and we could listen on our choice of audio equipment like what a Jupiter Jack or Belkin FM TX could achieve, but no...we get another wired device. They could've used a USB audio-port solution, but no. Not even an only Bluetooth solution, but no. How about a streaming WIFI audio server, but no.

    More butchery to come, say goodbye to your listening faculties, because now you will be unable to listen to anything without a chip in your ear.

  22. Re:Not what I was expecting from the summary by dgatwood · · Score: 2

    It was kind of hard to do given that they used the term "jack" to mean "plug" and the term "port" to mean "jack" or "receptacle"....

    BTW, has anyone ever actually seen an audio plug (other than the old telephone switchboard plugs from the early-to-mid-1900s) that contained any significant amount of ferrous metal? I'd be curious to know how someone could think that standard audio plugs can be held in place by a magnet. I'm assuming, based on the fact that the person who wrote this story got basic terminology wrong, that the author also misunderstood that aspect of the patent....

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  23. The Worst is ignoring what is by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    However, basing it on the current standard is perhaps the worst possible way to go about it.

    Only if you do not care about cutting out hundreds of millions of existing (some very expensive) headphones.

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    1. Re:The Worst is ignoring what is by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Which will need an adaptor, either way...

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    2. Re:The Worst is ignoring what is by Wovel · · Score: 1

      RTFA??

  24. Why not just use the power/usb connector? by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    They could eliminate a connector and sell REALLY expensive and proprietary headsets, too. Win! Win! for Apple.

    1. Re:Why not just use the power/usb connector? by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

      Why not just use WiFi/Bluetooth or some other type of PAN? I've got AirPlay at home and don't have to plug my phone in to play music from it, so why hasn't Apple been beating automakers to death to get them to include it in their vehicles? I think that would be a huge selling point for Apple - if the car is only compatible with AirPlay, that'll make people think twice before buying an Android phone.

    2. Re:Why not just use the power/usb connector? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved my old StrTrk phone, except for that "feature". There was only one headphone made for the phone since the jack was proprietary.

      Never again would I buy a phone that does not have standard connectors, which is one of the many reasons I never considered purchasing an apple mobile product.

    3. Re:Why not just use the power/usb connector? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just know the first thing somebody's going to do is sell a 3.5mm headphone adapter so people can use all their preexisting stuff. That happened with the Game Boy Advance SP, and music lovers tend to be more attached to their headphones than, say, ten year olds playing pokemon.

      CAPTCHA: retail

  25. Keyed Phono Plug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be cool if it had a FM Transmitter in the device that you can sit next to your stereo to play loud or just strap Job's device onto your micro FM receiver to listen on your choice of audio equipment?

    NEVER! NO! YOU MUST BUY THIS TO LISTEN!

    Will this header be available in a consumer electrical components store --- NO!

    Can we get away with some injection moulding process to make our own receivers for this keyed plug --- NO!

    We'll sue yuh!

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  26. Strength by m0s3m8n · · Score: 1

    I would be worried about the plug strength. let alone there being 1/2 the material, by cutting it in half, it will far easier to bend it on the flat side.

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  27. If this is a problem for you, do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avoid all iCrap like the plague!!!

  28. If Jack is only 3.5mm tall ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... someone call Guinness Book Of World Records!

    I don't care how small Jack is you shouldn't cut him in half!!!

  29. Re:Not what I was expecting from the summary by greghodg · · Score: 0

    I think you're right, but this is confusing and not explained well at all in the article. I had assumed the article was mixing up "plug" and "port," because it doesn't make much sense for the jack/port to be large enough to accept an existing plug - if you're trying to make it thinner by cutting the plug in half, you're not going to keep using a 3.5mm cylinder for the jack. I can't find the patent application with the illustrations, but it sounds like they're covering a bunch of applications including a jack that has large and small ports, small-port only jacks, and magnets in the large port hole to keep a half-plug held captive?

  30. Square by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if Jack factored this into the business plan... time to re-issue a whole lot of square readers... that's assuming he doesn't have to pay a license to use the new patented jack

  31. Prior art by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Mohels have been doing this for millennia...

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    1. Re:Prior art by couchslug · · Score: 1

      And me without Mod points!

      I'll venture the Orthodox way to shorten audio jacks is not with ones teeth.

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  32. the HP Veer has a better solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just use a magnetic connector that has the traditional 3.5mm jack on it like what the HP Veer uses. Apple uses magnetic connectors for their laptops already, so one would think that it would be the next logical step for them.

  33. Re:Not what I was expecting from the summary by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    Most of them are steel, with either a gold coating or uncoated. It should be sufficient to hold it to the port.

  34. WTF??? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what?

    This is worse than patents that boil down to "a system for doing some thing well known but with a computer".

    This is a system for taking a well defined connection and cutting it in half, with a magnet to keep it in place, and putting a rubber thingy on it to make it look pretty. Worse, it's more like "a system to make a cylinder narrower by cutting it in half longitudinally while still retaining all of the connection properties of the original device".

    How the hell is this patentable? There is no "invention" here.

    And, of course, no longer being a cylinder, it's going to lose rigidity and there will be constant problems with these things bending and/or shearing off.

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  35. Removing borken 3.5mm tips by j-stroy · · Score: 1

    The tips of the lil buggers break off inside the socket like the mating tactic of some insects. Cheap 3.5mm plugs are weak.
    Fix her equipment: bend 1mm or so at the tip of a smallish very thin safety pin (safety first!) Insert into the socket, alongside the busted bit using the spring loaded tab inside the socket to your advantage. Pull it back to remove the plug. It might take a couple minutes. Chicks love it when you do this.
    Repair shops advocate motherboard replacement. You could however; delay your "repair sucess" until after a meal is served.

  36. Audio quality must suffer by catmistake · · Score: 1

    The jack comes after the DAC, thus what goes through the jack and plug is analog signal. The less surface area between connectors, the less analog signal, the more noise, the worse the audio quality. 1/4" inch TRS connections deliver better fidelity than 3.5mm TRS, and 3.5mm TRS will deliver better fidelity than this new scheme. Seems to me Apple would be better served perfecting (even over-engineering, and going (no!) entirely proprietary), the Bluetooth audio standards for fidelity and doing away with the jack altogether.

    1. Re:Audio quality must suffer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the sharp edges the electrons have to travel over. And the lopsided sound quality.

    2. Re:Audio quality must suffer by allanw · · Score: 1

      Seriously? Less surface area on an already huge connector is going to magically attenuate the signal? I really don't think you know what you're talking about... We're talking about milliohms of resistance here. Nothing your ears can detect.

      Now if there were intermittent contact rubbing issues, then sure, you'd hear scratching as it makes and breaks connection. But if there's enough constant contact then it's negligible.

    3. Re:Audio quality must suffer by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Yeah... seriously. Mini jacks suck. 1/4" TRS are marginally better. Balanced XLR is ideal. If what you think was true, what would be the point of professional audio cabling (not talking about audiophile bullshit) . It matters immensely, especially in multi tracking, less so in consumer audio items, but it is noticeable in the 3.5mm TRS. There be noise there.

    4. Re:Audio quality must suffer by alannon · · Score: 1

      If you see how the -inside- of a 3.5 TRS jack is designed, you would see that Apple's design would have the same surface area between the contacts as a current jack. In a current jack the contacts do not SURROUND the plug. They only touch the side of it.
      You can see an example of a typical type of TRS jack here

    5. Re:Audio quality must suffer by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Which is why this makes no sense. The socket is more than 3.5mm wide because of the contacts that take up space. Now the contacts have to be placed on the circular-domed side, eating up a little of the thickness of the device rather than rotated 90 degrees to eat up a little of the width of the device..

      If they really wanted to trim the thickness of the device below 3.5mm and accommodate regular headphones, why not shave off a little from the top and the bottom of the socket and add a small key, so that a regular plug would still sit in the socket but bulge a little to each side, and apple could bring along a new plug with the sides shaved off and an appendage to match the key so that it did not rotate.

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    6. Re:Audio quality must suffer by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Balanced is better because it's balanced, not because there are larger contacts involved.

  37. Apple hasn't patented jack doodle. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

    This is an application, not a patent.

  38. Re:Not what I was expecting from the summary by jo_ham · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, the idea is for a surface mount 3.5mm port that a half-width plug will sit in flush, but a normal 3.5mm plug will sit in but be proud of the surface, both held in place by a magnet. The patent also specifies an optional cover to make it look more aesthetically pleasing (or as a structural element of the port, depending on magnet strength).

  39. please stop reducing connector size by georgesdev · · Score: 1

    Reducing connector size means reducing the cable size, and reducing reliability. I don't want a phone a millimeter thinner if the cost is a smaller headphone connector, and a connector with Apple proprietary technology. I usually burn through 4 or 5 headphones through the life of my phone. Mostly the cable to connector connection breaks after about 6 months (I walk with my phone in the pocket, while listening to music through headphones ... In my case, making the connector smaller would mean my headphones last a much shorter time.

    1. Re:please stop reducing connector size by Ryantology · · Score: 1

      That's also my viewpoint. My phone is thin enough. Thinning it even more is not going to give me any material benefit worth such a complicated (and potentially expensive) work-around.

  40. Design issues by hackertourist · · Score: 1

    This is a recipe for disaster. TRS connectors are very susceptible to hum: when you touch a live TRS connector, your skin conducts enough to make a circuit between the connector poles.
    With the connector exposed on the surface of the device, you'd get loud noises every time you accidentally touched the connector. For this to work, the connector has to be covered, negating at least part of the thickness reduction they're seeking.

    Also the magnet they propose for keeping the plug in place is going to have to be pretty strong to withstand normal jostling etc. of the device in a pocket. Unlike the Magsafe power connector, this jack need to be kept in place without interruptions. The tiniest shift between the plug and socket results in crackles and other loud noises.

  41. Go for it. by ebinrock · · Score: 0

    Go for it. Piss off your customers when they figure out you can't find any standard headphones to match (except for Apple's expensive phones or adapter). Shoot yourselves in the foot; drive more customers to Android. Just like you're driving more customers away from Final Cut Pro X to Adobe Premiere Pro (FTW!).

  42. (Obligatory) Fucking magnets... by camelphace · · Score: 1

    How do they work?

  43. Brilliant! by TavisJohn · · Score: 1

    As if the standard connector was not weak enough, they want to cut it in half!

    Why not just use a standard connector that has been about for YEARS that is 1/2 the diameter of the "standard" connector?
    You have the large 6.35mm (1/4") jack
    You have the medium 3.5mm
    Then there is the small 2.5mm jack

    OR apple could just make a specialized connector that is flat (like Micro USB) and then include an adapter to allow people to use standard headphones.

  44. Re:Not what I was expecting from the summary by Devoidoid · · Score: 1

    Could you have a magnet powerful enough to hold this half-plug securely in its half-cradle while not interfering in any way with the tiny electrical signals being sent through said half-plug? Or might we need to surround the plug-jack assembly with several mm of insulation to isolate it from the magnet assembly?

  45. Re:Not what I was expecting from the summary by greghodg · · Score: 0

    I see it now, that's exactly right. Good work, your single sentence clearly described what two pages of patent claims couldn't.

  46. Why not cut slightly less than 1/2? by Pokermike · · Score: 1

    Why not cut a little less than 1/2 and then the port could still hold an old jack w/o magnets?

    1. Re:Why not cut slightly less than 1/2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has merit. You should patent it. Sometimes some "stupid" question leads to a really good idea. One of my patents came from asking the mech eng. guy a stupid question and not getting a satisfactory answer.

    2. Re:Why not cut slightly less than 1/2? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      I was thinking you could really cut a little bit on both sides. You could even cover the sides with something flexible so the plug wouldn't be exposed. Yes, the plug would be thicker than the device, but what's it matter?

    3. Re:Why not cut slightly less than 1/2? by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Because any pressure would break edge off?

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    4. Re:Why not cut slightly less than 1/2? by Pokermike · · Score: 1

      True, but magnets don't seem like a good solution either -- slightest pressure and the jack will come out. I do like _0xd0ad's idea of putting a flexible membrane on the exposed side. That would not only help keep it in and maintain good contact, but also insulate the jack and prevent the humming an exposed jack would certainly create.

  47. Y'all simply don't know jack. by valdis · · Score: 1

    Or ports. Or plugs.

    Sorry, had to be said.

  48. WHOOSH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no more to say.... Its a joke.

  49. .. like ignoring the design statements. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only if you do not care about cutting out hundreds of millions of existing (some very expensive) headphones.

    Except by doing this, they are already cutting out hundreds of millions of existing headphones.

  50. New inverview question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After 'why are manholes fully round' you can ask why Apple's headphone jack is half round.

    Seriously this is like the scene in Idiocracy where the 'normal' people are cheating on which hole the round peg fits into. A half round shape is the smallest that fits perfectly in a fully round hole. Jesus, of course half-round connectors would fit into existing fully-round jacks.

  51. 2.5mm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't they just use the 2.5mm jack? Its already a standard and has been around forever.

  52. A solution to the wrong problem by Nikolai+Weibull · · Score: 1

    Why not simply use a micro-usb port instead? You could also use that port for charging, thus killing two stones with one bird.

    1. Re:A solution to the wrong problem by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Because some people like to listen while charging, in a car for example?

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  53. New patent idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who will patent the other half?

  54. Re:Not what I was expecting from the summary by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

    Why would a static magnetic field interfere with the electrical signal?

  55. It's all about apple making more money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why make a proprietary jack while it's only cut the size in half when you can cut more than that and go wireless. Apple could make improvement on wireless standard like Bluetooth A2DP and don't have to worry about the jack size at all yet it does anyway. If not about making new proprietary connection so Apple can patent, own it and lock its customers in to make make more money then what else could it be?

  56. Or just by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    develop and integrate a wireless audio transmitter that won't screw with the other electronics in the phone, then sell a decent pair of headphones instead of the typical dollar store quality apple ear-buds. Then you have no jack to worry about :p.

    I'll probably move to android when they decide to add this. Sounds like much more of an annoyance than anything. Is the magnet going to be strong enough to not pull out every time I twist even slightly, or snag on clothing, or jog, etc..? Unlikely.

  57. Or you could just not use the jack... by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

    Why have extra jacks on the devices to begin with? Some phones I've had in the past used the usb port for a earpiece. Why not just do that instead of having the 3.5mm port to begin with? Hell, make a cheapo adapter that extends the usb port with a 3.5mm port that splits off of it for legacy support/the headphones of your choice. That way you can charge and listen to headphones at the same time like you can currently with the two separate ports.

  58. Trying to clear up some confusion... by joeyblades · · Score: 1

    About ports, jacks, and connectors.

    The article is somewhat unclear, but the patent application is pretty clear.

    The reason Apple is proposing this solution is that it offers the maximum backwards compatibility.

    A connector is what most people call the plug.

    A jack is the entire female assembly (including housing) that can receive a connector/plug.

    A port is the electrical portions of the jack (i.e. the electrical connectors in a specific configuration).

    Apple's solution WILL allow the use of standard 3.5mm plugs / connectors.

    Here's the exact relevant bit from the patent application:

    16. The plug connector of claim 11 wherein the plug is cylindrical in shape, and wherein when the plug is inserted into the longitudinal passage, the plug extends at least partially through the second opening.

    For full size plugs / connectors Apple proposes a cap of similar looking material to the device case, which will increase the profile of the device with a sort of bubble around the connector.

  59. Apple's approach to standards by slacktide · · Score: 1

    I like Apple's approach to standards... embrace and extend.

  60. How is this non-obvious??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the problem is the plug is too big, how is the answer, "make it smaller," not obvious and, therefore, patentable subject matter?

  61. Good luck keeping PAN devices charged by tepples · · Score: 1

    Why not just use WiFi/Bluetooth or some other type of PAN?

    Good luck keeping each device on the PAN charged.

    if the car is only compatible with AirPlay, that'll make people think twice before buying

    ...such a car. I don't know a single driver who doesn't use the FM radio. In fact, some even listen to AM talk or AM oldies.

    1. Re:Good luck keeping PAN devices charged by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I thought it was obvious that I meant only compatible with AirPlay in the context of streaming music from mobile devices, since the article was about the headphone jack, which is the primary method folks use to get their tunes from their phone into their car stereo at present, but I can see how that could be confusing.

  62. iPod shuffle by tepples · · Score: 1

    Apple has been using the power/USB connector for headphones since the iPod shuffle 2.

  63. This has already been done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We did this all the time to test cell phones on manufacturing lines. We sold the equipment to major cell phone manufacturers. I can show prior art...CAD files, pictures, etc., from 1999. It was done to allow fast connect/disconnect with a robotic tester.

  64. Bluetooth FTW by macslut · · Score: 1

    Screw ports, I'm all about BlueTooth or WiFi for audio out of my iPhone.

  65. Surprising and disappointing by twoears · · Score: 1
    Not only do they want to give you lower fidelity, they want to force manufacturers to build their products with such inferior plugs, in which no doubt Apple will be heavily invested and for which they will charge exorbitant licensing fees to plug makers.

    Maybe it's time to patent the half-cylindrical shape.

  66. Use the middle of the plug with a flexible port by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make new plugs with the top and bottom shaved off. Make the ipod case thinner but the part around the port flexible so that it can bulge when using the old style plug.

  67. Falls off, not snaps off, like MagSafe by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Won't a thinner connector make it much easier to snap off ?

    It will fall off, not snap off. Its like the MagSafe power connector. It will hang on the outside of the case due to the magnets.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MagSafe

  68. 6mm is too thick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that if your device can't fit a 3.5mm jack, then your device is *too freaking thin*

  69. Who is Jack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and why is he going to be cut in half? :(

  70. Finally by chemosh6969 · · Score: 1

    I hated how current cell phones finally started moving towards using a standard headphone jack. I hate not having to buy proprietary things, like headphones, just because some company want to have similar standards with the other guys.

  71. Fits the profile by LodCrappo · · Score: 0

    Prevents use of all current accessories without purchasing an adapter.... check
    Provides no improvement in the actual function of the connector... check
    Accessories using new standard will have limited or awkward compatibility with all existing devices.. check

    Yep, this could fine it's way into an Apple product soon.

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  72. Redesign the Port not the Plug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see how a 3.5mm audio connector should restrict the thickness of a device until it attempts to get under ~4/4.5mm. Which is crazy thin.

  73. Magnets and Piercings by RavenManiac · · Score: 1

    Why use a jack at all?

    Apple could make a tiny bluetooth headset that slides into the iPhone. Slide it out and it can attach "magically" to an embedded magnet in your earlobe, like jewelry. Should be easy for the multiple-piercing crowd.

  74. Jupiter Jack by tepples · · Score: 1

    I've been in plenty of cars with an FM radio and no line-in; a lot of them were manufactured before the iPod and other digital audio players became popular. For those, I plug a Jupiter Jack FM transmitter into my digital audio player.

    1. Re:Jupiter Jack by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

      The audio quality of an FM transmitter is horrible. I'd use a cassette adapter over one any day.

    2. Re:Jupiter Jack by Duradin · · Score: 1

      The champion of all things netbook uses a Jupiter Jack (did it come with a free (just pay P+H) shamwow?), who didn't see that one coming?

  75. How about 1/4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I patent the 1/4 jack? Then after that the 1/8, then the 1/16? Then for some real excitement I could go after the 1/3 and 2/5 market, so often over looked by the major electronics companies.

  76. Plug evolution by slasho81 · · Score: 1

    The next evolution of plugs shouldn't be thinner plugs. It should be no plugs - go wireless and start making wireless accessories that don't suck.

  77. The Apple Way by Spodi · · Score: 1

    Most companies would recognize the problem, and develop a cheap, reusable adapter to take a 3.5mm jack and plug it into a smaller hole. Guess that approach wouldn't look good enough for Apple. That, or when your tiny adapter breaks, its more logical to just buy a new set of headphones than a new $0.50 adapter.

    1. Re:The Apple Way by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I would think it way more interesting if they made an adapter that turned a 3.5mm plug into a nearly flat magsafe-type connector. The way magsafe is done, there's a little more gripping power than with this method, at least for shearing forces.

  78. Cut it into Quarters by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    And patent that!

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  79. Why even try patenting it? by Ramin_HAL9001 · · Score: 1

    Most connectors have two important factors determining whether or not they will be successful in the market place: (1) functionality, and (2) adoptability. If wide-spread adoption is important to making it successful, why would they bother patenting it? If other makers can't use this connector, this will disincentive people from buying the iPhone and going with a competing maker that sticks with the standards. Further, it will piss-off their more loyal customers who now are forced to buy head phones that only work with the iPhone or iPod, unless they want to stick with the pair that comes with the device when you buy it. Unless they intend to make the patents available royalty-free, this connector is dead before it got off the ground.

    1. Re:Why even try patenting it? by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Because it works with existing 3.5mm headphones, it doesn't matter. It does allow them to make thinner devices that still support 3.5mm headphones then their competitors ( who did not up with this isdea)

  80. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they wanted something thinner, why not simply use 2.5 mm jacks...?

    I think this is just a diversion, and the next iPod will in fact come with dual XLR connectors to go after the audiophile market.

  81. Re:Not what I was expecting from the summary by adolf · · Score: 1

    I can't be bothered to run around the house with a magnet and check, so take this with a grain of salt, but:

    Cheap audio connectors are often (not always) steel, because steel is cheaper than brass. Expensive audio connectors are often (not always) brass, because brass conducts better but is more expensive than steel.

    In either case: Various platings are applied for prettiness or corrosion resistance or both (with nickel being cheap and durable, and gold being expensive and pretty).

    (Please note that I avoided inferring that any combination of these materials is in some way better than any other combination. My own single-data-point worth of experience with gold-plated steel connectors is that they can rust in normal use, while no other combination of materials ever does so.)

  82. A few options.. by mcarmstrong14 · · Score: 1

    Apple has a few options to choose from: Apple's 30 pin connector already has audio out. Why not just remove the 3.5mm jack and either provide an adapter that converts the 30 pin male to a 3.5mm female or have headphones that come with a 30 pin connector. Someone mentioned bluetooth. I like the idea of going cordless. Another option that I like, since we are talking about modifying the standard 3.5mm jack, is to reinvent an external audio connection much like Apple's MagSafe power cord. It would significantly reduce the space taken up by a 3.5mm jack since the audio magnetic jack would be outside the device. An adapter could be easily created for 3.5mm headphone jacks too.

  83. Nice, but "Razor-Thin"? by mmj638 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else think the term "Razor-Thin" has become devalued?

    Or am I just a pedant?

    1. Re:Nice, but "Razor-Thin"? by Duradin · · Score: 1

      "Wafer-Thin" will be the new hotness. You can always have one more, they're wafer-thin!

    2. Re:Nice, but "Razor-Thin"? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Ever since the Motorola Razr, yes.

  84. patenting interfaces? by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    Interfaces should not be patentable. Look at the misery that came from the patents on the FAT (file allocation table) design.
    It is just bad for the overall market.

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    1. Re:patenting interfaces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no patents, or anything else, on FAT (file allocation table) design.

      Microsoft does have a patent on the way they hold long filenames and construct these for files held in a VFAT partition.

  85. Summarised in pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://m.xkcd.com/927/

  86. Why not move to bluetooth? by Kashgarinn · · Score: 1

    This is a bad idea, as anything smaller will break.

    Why not move to using bluetooth headphones? No more connections needed, and by integrating bluetooth, you have more seamless connectivity options (home/car stereo) than before.

  87. My fortune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I swear to god ... I'm going to patent pedantic arguing over trivial minutiae by patent obsessed slashdotters. I'll be a fucking billionaire before the ink is dry on the application.

  88. RTFA by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Even after all of the corrections, still you are confused...

    You are not Anonymous Coward, you are Anonymous Clueless.

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  89. why ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why dont Apple simply piss off ? ...

  90. Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it means the iPhone 6 will be the size of a credit card?