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  1. Is that all? on Fed Gave Banks Eye-Popping Emergency Loans, Without Telling Congress · · Score: 5, Funny

    $13 billion? Meh. Drop in the ocean. When we're all short of trillions, what's a few billion between friends?

  2. Wind power future shock on The Myth of Renewable Energy · · Score: 2

    I have always wondered about what might happen if large quantities of energy were taken out of the wind/climate system and used to generate power. Might this cause some even greater climatic change? Not trolling, just genuinely scared of everything.

  3. World's Largest Ball of String on Ask Slashdot: Science Sights To See? · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the world's largest ball of string in Darwin, Minnesota. Although there may be others.

  4. Re:Fruit on Evangelical Scientists Debate Creation Story · · Score: 1

    The notion that the fruit was an apple comes about because of the pun in Latin between "Malus" (apple) and "Malum" (evil).

  5. Official denial? on NASA Shoots Down Comet Elenin Doomsday Predictions · · Score: 1
    "Never believe anything until it's been officially denied."

    Sir Humphrey Appleby, "Yes Minister".

  6. Surely the rebirth of booting? on The Death of Booting Up · · Score: 2
    If boot times are getting, quicker, then surely this means booting is easier and more likely to be done? This seems like the opposite of "the death of booting".

    Frankly, the new technologies that allow me to boot up my computer and resume my work where I left off in a matter of seconds make it much more likely that I will turn my computer off when I'm not using it.

    I've never understood the machismo behind "345 days without rebooting". Unless you're a mission-critical server.

    I pay the electric bill, so if I'm not using it, it gets switched off.

  7. Re:Break down on World Internet Traffic To Top 966 Exabytes In 2015 · · Score: 1

    No one knows what the missing 9% is for....

  8. Break down on World Internet Traffic To Top 966 Exabytes In 2015 · · Score: 4, Funny

    50% Porn
    23% Lol Cats
    10% Facebook
    5% Teen sensation
    2% Conspiracy theories, petitions, "Do this to stop Facebook checking up on you", etc.
    0.5% Email
    0.4% Business
    0.1% Literature, Science, Art, other stuff that is beneficial to mankind

  9. Why does encryption never work? on Apple's iOS 4 Hardware Encryption Cracked · · Score: 0
    Can someone explain the incongruity between these two statements:

    "Don't worry, your data is encrypted with 256-bit RSA."
    "Computer experts have cracked the encryption."

    So why doesn't the fantastic mathematically complex encyption ever work? Why should I trust https? Or any other encrypted transmission?

  10. Re:Kudos to Apple on Apple Acknowledges MacDefender · · Score: 1

    Apple needs to modify what is included in the term "safe files". Text files, images, PDFs, yes (particularly if you're opening them in Preview, not Adobe Reader. But disk images and installer packages should not be included in the definition.

  11. Re:Don't be a FOOL, man: It's ALL about marketshar on Apple Acknowledges MacDefender · · Score: 1
    So Mac users should celebrate that Apple now has sufficient market share to have malware!

    Yay!

  12. Let the Exploitation continue! on Gliese 581d Confirmed as 'Habitable' Exoplanet · · Score: 2
    So I say this world is knackered. Let's get as much out of it as we can, take off and nuke the site from orbit.

    Then start Earth 2 on Gliese 581d.

    It's the only way to be sure.

    (We'd put all the telephone sanitizers on the 3rd ship, right?)

  13. CPU, not RAM on The Rules of Thumb For Tech Purchasing · · Score: 1
    I disagree: always go for the faster CPU, and don't worry about RAM.

    I usually find that a faster CPU equates to a computer that is useful for a longer period of time before becoming unable to cope with up-to-date apps and OSes.

    You can buy more RAM at any point in the machine's life and install it yourself, but that isn't always possible with a CPU.

    The golden rule is: don't get a machine that is "just good enough for now": buy some "future" too. Also, don't be an early adopter.

  14. Two advantages of this: on Canadian Music Industry Seeks Copy Tax On Memory Cards · · Score: 4, Insightful
    First:
    So, presumably, by paying the tax, I can pirate as much music as I like! Excellent.

    Second:
    I've written and recorded a song. Where do I sign to get my share of the cash?

  15. Market share on OS X Crimeware Kit Emerges · · Score: 1
    For years, everyone has been saying that only the small market share of OS X stops criminals from targeting it.

    This must mean that OS X has now reached a significant milestone in market share! Hurrah!

  16. Re:Cant do it. Not allowed. on California Healthcare Provider Wants Illness-Predicting Algorithm · · Score: 1
    That's IBM.

    They have patents on automatic masturbators and technodildonic devices.

  17. Re:big diff: editors are actually important on Best-Selling Author Refuses $500k; Self-Publishes Instead · · Score: 1

    Actually, I've worked in publishing for over fifteen years. But you're right, I probably didn't learn anything in all that time. Are you suggesting that publishers don't market and sell the books they've invested in these days....?

  18. Re:big diff: editors are actually important on Best-Selling Author Refuses $500k; Self-Publishes Instead · · Score: 2

    Not to mention the fact (brought in to evidence here) that they take a bloody substantial cut of the sales.

    50% of the retail price goes to the bookseller.
    If you want your book in the window or on the table in a large chain store, then the publisher pays extra for that.

    The publisher must take all his costs, including the author's royalty out of the remainder. That includes production costs, warehousing, distribution; as well as all your staff who do the editing, marketing, and sales. Most publishers have a team of salesmen who schlep around book stores/chain asking if sellers will take their books.

    A book is only worthwhile for a publisher if they can be fairly certain that it will sell many 10s of 1000s of copies in its lifetime. A book that only sells 5000 across 10 years will not make them any money, even at the "academic" prices that you find abhorrent.

    I'm actually all in favour of self-publishing, but it is not a magic bullet. If you think you can market and sell 1000s of copies, then off you go. But for the vast majority, they'll be sitting in the attic for years to come.

    And let's not pretend that publishers are evil money-grabbers. There's an old joke in publishing: "If we wanted to make money, we would be paper merchants."

    The internet is actually helping publishers to sell their books directly, thus cutting out the booksellers. As for ebooks, they have their place and their use, but there will still be a market a physical book for many years to come.

  19. Re:big diff: editors are actually important on Best-Selling Author Refuses $500k; Self-Publishes Instead · · Score: 0
    Yes, you could offer your editor a cut when you self-publish. Oh, and you might want to get someone to do marketing and PR for you, and offer them a cut. Oh, and then a salesman to schlep round book chains touting your book, and offer them a cut. And you'll need a print production consultant to oversee the print run. They should get a cut too. And maybe a designer.

    I guess warehousing and distribution will probably just come out of your end.

  20. Some publishing numbers on The 'Adventure' In Self-Publishing an IT Book · · Score: 1
    Here's some numbers about publishing that might help in any Slashdot discussion about dead tree vs. PDF and evil academic presses:

    50% of the retail price goes to the book seller. The seller can of course discount the price to stimulate interest, out of this.
    The other half goes to the publisher, who must pay:
    Print and Production costs (on a 500-page, casebound, colour-illustrated book on a short print run, this can be high)
    Distribution (shipping, warehousing, delivery).
    Overheads of running the business: staff, rent, heating, lighting, advertising, etc
    8%-12% goes to the author.

    So a book that has projected sales of under 5,000 copies is not a safe bet for a publisher.

    If you self-publish, you get a larger share of the retail price -- but then you also have to pay for the costs yourself. It's also worth pointing that even the most erudite author benefits from a good editor.

  21. Re:It was just a matter of time on Backdoor Trojan For Windows Ported To Mac OS · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'm still not convinced by the "market share" argument. The traditional rebuff is that Mac OS 9 had more malware than OS X, despite a smaller market share.

    There may well be large gaping holes in Mac security. The question is: why is no one exploiting them? I don't mean winning a competition, but maliciously or criminally using them.

    At what percentage of market share does it become viable to start writing malware? 25%? 50%? 75%?

    Regardless of percentage, there are reckoned to be c. 94 million OS X users. Is that still not enough? As we all know, Mac users are computer illiterates with far more money than sense. Surely this sector would seem ideal for targeting by malware writers?

    Assuming the reason for the lack of malware is NOT the inherent robustness of the OS; and it's NOT the market share: then what IS it?

  22. Oblig. Scooby Doo references on LotR Rewritten From a Mordor Perspective · · Score: 1
    "Cripes. Sauron is really Old Man Withers!"

    "And I would have got away with it, if it wasn't for you pesky meddling kids. Oh, wait, you're hobbits, not kids."

  23. Smarter sharks...? on Magnetic Brain Stimulation Makes Learning Easier · · Score: 1
    So can we use this technology to make smarter sharks? That would be an interesting piece of research with no foreseeable problems.

    It would also go well with some laser research that I've been doing.

  24. 3D fails every 30 years on 3D Cinema Doesn't Work and Never Will · · Score: 1
    3D seemed to be popular first in the 1950s, with all the schlock B-movie sci-fi; then it had another run in the 80s (I saw Jaws 3-D, which was rubbish then).

    Now it's having another go. I've seen Despicable Me, and Tron Legacy at the Leicester Square Empire, which is THX 1138 approved and pretty much the best cinema experience you can have. They actually REMOVED seats to improve the experience!!!!

    Given the choice, I wouldn't watch films in 3D. Both times, I wasn't expecting it.

    What March says is true: it's bad for your eyes, you have to constantly adjust your depth of field according to where the pokey object is; and it's primary use is simply the novelty of poking stuff towards you.

    This is a fad as it was in the 80s and the 50s. God only knows why anyone would want a 3D TV in their living room.

  25. Re:How do I get a refund? on Apple App Store Hits 10B App Download Mark · · Score: 2
    -ize has only stopped being standard British English in the last 20 years. Check the Oxford English Dictionary, where most words are still given the ize suffix as default, with -ise as an accepted alternative.

    However, there were a handful of exceptions that were strictly spelled with -ise, and because it was thoguht a greater crime to spell them with a z than to spell the remainder with an s, -ise became popular through the rule: "if in doubt, use an s".

    There's even an episode of the 80s TV detective series Morse, where he questions the authenticity of suicide note, because "No Oxford man would spell 'realize' with an s".