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Modern Humans Bred With Evolutionary Predecessors In Africa

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "Based on a new analysis of old skulls, it now appears that modern humans may have interbred with some earlier hominid species, suggesting that human evolution took a more complex path than previously thought. The study opines that modern humans lived side by side with the older species. Paleontologists disagree over the meaning of the findings, or whether they have any substantial significance at all."

160 comments

  1. Time for another 4 letter comic. by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reminds me so much of this comic

    1. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no doubt that the modern human trajectory of evolution started in Africa. This article does not make any claims regarding ethnicity but rather the proper phylum for contemporary man.

      It seems reasonable that H. Sapiens genetics would be derived from several different archaic Homo species. The question remains is how humanoids during this time could successfully interbreed if they were of different linages.

    2. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Not to state whether or not it did happen, but let's try to remember here that the species concept is not an insurmountable wall. Some species within the same genus can cross breed and create viable fertile young, some can't. There's no hard fast rule as to how distant is too distant for successful interbreeding (and by that I mean not just viability of the offspring, but fertility of both offspring and all descendants of the offspring).

      Now that we're pretty damned sure that H. sapiens and H. neandertalis did in fact interbreed, and we know several hundred thousand years must certainly have divided the Eurasian H. neandertals and African H. sapiens, that tells me that interfertility may stretch a helluva long ways back; somewhere around 600-700kyears ago at least. If that's the case, then I'll wager we could successfully interbreed with H. erectus and maybe even further back.

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    3. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Although some use the inability to produce viable and fertile offspring as the method of determining when real speciation has taken place. What this may show is that H.Sapiens and H. neanderthal are not different species but merely different breeds. As Russian Blue and American Short Hair are very different looking but are both feline domesticus.

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    4. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by Misanthrope · · Score: 1

      No, those are different species by at least most of the definitions of the word.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species#Definitions_of_species

    5. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

      That has not been an adequate species concept for decades. No one defines species based solely on infertility. That two distinct populations can interbreed does not automatically make them the same species, any more, in fact, that distaff members of related populations being unable to interbreed makes them different species. For instance Great Danes and Chihuahas are both members of C. lupis, despite the fact that they cannot interbreed, because intermediaries can. This is a classic example of a ring species.

      The species concept is a rather complex one, and doesn't lend itself to concrete definitions. Any general statement you make about what constitutes a species cannot apply to every situation. Of course, we can never know for sure that all of genus Homo is one species or several. We're going largely off of morphological data, which is dangerous, because, again, it can paint a false picture. Some alien taxonomist might look at the skeleton of a great dane and a miniature poodle and assume the two were different species.

      But since there is value to classifying extinct hominids, to show trends in morphological and physiological changes, as much as anything it's convenience to group them into different species and even genuses, even though we're only able to measure some of the characteristics, and not get a fuller picture (ie. genetic data). Even the divide between the Australopithecines and genus Homo is somewhat arbitrary, but still useful because of the clearly more human traits found with H. habilis.

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    6. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by jefe7777 · · Score: 1

      For instance Great Danes and Chihuahas are both members of C. lupis, despite the fact that they cannot interbreed

      nonsense. either a miniature ladder, or a shoehorn will remedy the situation, depending on which one is the male, and which one is the female...

    7. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      In almost all cases where the sire is a Dane, you'll kill the female.

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    8. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Most species of the Xiphophorus genus interbreed without any problem, in fact, most of their domestic population are hybrids of some sort (and they also interbreed like crazy).

      IIRC there were even successful cross-genera interbreedings - african x indian elephant, sheep x goat and others.

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    9. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by jefe7777 · · Score: 1

      did moped jesus forget to bring his humor with him?

    10. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by Jimme+Blue · · Score: 1

      I'll wager we could successfully interbreed with Homo erectus.

      Didn't Pastor Ted Haggard' wife breed with an erect homo?

    11. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by Greystripe · · Score: 1

      While that might be true I did have a dog as a child who was sired by a full sized Doberman Pinscher and who's mother was a Daschaund. I was led to believe that the mating was rather hilarious, the dog in question ended up w/ Doberman colorings and mostly the same build as a Doberman (stockier) he was only slightly larger than the mother. In other words if the act itself didn't kill the female there's at least a chance the puppies wouldn't be too big for the mother to survive birthing.

    12. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly is a Daschaund? From context and web search I can only assume you mean a Dachshund!? For explanation, that is not an arbitrary concatenation of letters: "Dachs" is German for badger, "Hund" is German for dog (the similarity to hound should be fairly obvious). "Dachshund" describes a dog that is/was used for hunting badgers (the short legs help entering badger burrows).

    13. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Just use a surrogate to carry the in-vitro fertilized eggs from the Chihuahas, the cattle industry has done this for decades.

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    14. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's surprising he could get it up being high on meth all of the time.

    15. Re:Time for another 4 letter comic. by monkyyy · · Score: 1

      "i think we will be the last"

      riggghhhtttt, who here hates one of the political partys?, "lazy" gamers? cooperate zombies? windows? mac? linux? unix?

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  2. Re:Yeah whatever by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 0

    Ancient humans got more action than the userbase of Slashdot.

    That's not saying much

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  3. once again proving that all men... by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    once again proving that all men are created horny.

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    1. Re:once again proving that all men... by shugah · · Score: 1

      Desperate losers couldn't find a date within their own species.

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    2. Re:once again proving that all men... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      and most women are almost always fertile

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  4. A single fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How do they draw this conclusion from a single fossil? Couldn't it have been a deformed human? There are still humans born with the occasional pre-humanoid traits, like tails.

    1. Re:A single fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pre-humanoid traits

      ?
      If they appear on a human they would be human traits, wouldn't they?

    2. Re:A single fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Based on a new analysis of old skulls"
      skullS
      Spot the plural.

    3. Re:A single fossil by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      no since your common "necko" if she was real would have what would be considered "feline" attributes and a werewolf would have what would be considered "canine" attributes.

      certain things are considered simian but not Human attributes (tails and prominent brow ridges are examples)

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    4. Re:A single fossil by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 0

      How do they draw this conclusion from a single fossil? Couldn't it have been a deformed human? There are still humans born with the occasional pre-humanoid traits, like tails.

      I was wondering that myself

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    5. Re:A single fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Skull.
      Ignore the summary, RTFA.
      Skull.

    6. Re:A single fossil by arth1 · · Score: 2

      So it had two heads!

    7. Re:A single fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...considered by whom?

    8. Re:A single fossil by maxume · · Score: 2

      If they interbred and the genes persist in the present day population, all it means is that the definition of human that excluded the 'other' species was wrong (or at least it calls the usefulness of that definition into question).

      Anyway, it is a tautology that a species interbred with it's evolutionary predecessors.

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    9. Re:A single fossil by jweller13 · · Score: 1

      Read the Rarity of Fossils section here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fossil#Trace_fossils

    10. Re:A single fossil by Bob-taro · · Score: 5, Informative

      How do they draw this conclusion from a single fossil? Couldn't it have been a deformed human? There are still humans born with the occasional pre-humanoid traits, like tails.

      FTA:

      But palaeontologists are not all agreed on precisely what the new analysis is telling us - or, indeed, whether it is telling us anything definitive at all.

      "I do not think that these findings add anything new to our view," said Prof Clive Finlayson, director of the Gibraltar Museum, who was not connected to the study.

      Please don't mod me informative just for quoting the original article.

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    11. Re:A single fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're "experts" , which on average are right about 50% of the time.

    12. Re:A single fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People smarter than you.

    13. Re:A single fossil by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Anyway, it is a tautology that a species interbred with it's evolutionary predecessors.

      Ahh, but not that "modern man" did so with prehistoric predecessors. I'm interested in hearing that "modern" applies to anything prior to, oh, 0 BCE.

    14. Re:A single fossil by maxume · · Score: 2

      That's likely just parochialism on your part, they lacked our absurd numbers and fantastic machines, but that's pretty much the entire difference.

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    15. Re:A single fossil by mspohr · · Score: 1
      This article is about skull morphology but it follows on some very interesting genetic studies which show that all modern humans (except those from Africa) have Neanderthal genes which where picked up when modern humans moved through Europe about 30,000 years ago. They've been able to sequence Neanderthal genes and find these in modern humans from all continents except Africa.

      Interestingly, and probably not surprising since modern Africans did not migrate through Europe, modern Africans don't have any Neanderthal genes and as such could be considered the only "true bloodline" homo sapiens sapiens.

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    16. Re:A single fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How do they draw this conclusion from a single fossil?"

      It's called DNA, it's a new thing.

    17. Re:A single fossil by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      And wouldn't that just set the white sheeters on fire. "Hey you! Yeah You. Greatest defender of the white race! For one, you're our worst example, and two, you're hating representatives of the only TRUE human bloodline there is? How's that for kicks, MUTANT!"

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    18. Re:A single fossil by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      "modern man" = "homo sapiens"; we were around long before 1 BC.

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    19. Re:A single fossil by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      "modern man" refers to the species H. Sapiens, which has been around for almost 200,000 years, and has been developing tools and technology for about 50,000 years. While there have been pronounced differences in things like height over the last 50,000 years (or even the last 1,000 years), those are mostly due to improved nutrition and medicine, not changes to the genetic structure or the development of a new species. Assuming you're fertile and could travel in time, you could have a child with a human from 200,000 years ago and have a perfectly viable baby that, given modern medicine and nutrition, would grow up to be just as tall/healthy as any modern child.

      As another poster stated, however, it's a tautology to say that modern man interbred with our evolutionary ancestors. Given that I am alive today, it's a given that at least some of my ancestors bred with other ancestors.... we didn't all pop out of the gods' foreheads.

    20. Re:A single fossil by harley78 · · Score: 1

      A mutant that conquers it's environment and has increased fecundity(disregard localized suckling o' gov't teet) generally wins out. Most "white sheeters" probably think the Earth is 7k years old, so they wont even read this study anyways.

    21. Re:A single fossil by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      How do they draw this conclusion from a single fossil? Couldn't it have been a deformed human? There are still humans born with the occasional pre-humanoid traits, like tails.

      Actually, they have two skulls, which look alike. One odd skull could conceivably be an aberration, but when you have two that look alike, that's strong evidence that you're looking at the average for that population, not the outliers.

      The skulls fall completely outside the range of variation seen in modern Homo sapiens, and are about halfway between H. sapiens and H. neanderthalensis. The simplest explanation that fits the facts is that these skulls are what they seem to be: not fully human. They could be hybrids between Homo sapiens and something more primitive, or a sort of "missing link" between Homo sapiens and the older species. I'm not really sure why the scientist quoted in the article says that these fossils don't mean anything. They're either modern Homo sapiens or they're not; the researchers have put forward evidence they're not, in which case they do have implications for human evolution. For a researcher to just dismiss that out of hand without offering any other explanation for the data, or explaining why the researchers' study is flawed, is in my opinion irresponsible and not the way to do science. I get the impression that these fossils don't fit with his preconceived notions so he's just dismissing them... which is a classic response you get when you find something really, really interesting that upsets people's pet theories.

      If these fossils are what they say they are, there will be more evidence to back it up. More skulls showing these features will turn up. Also, they're not actually that old, so it should be possible to look at the bones for DNA- that's the obvious next step.

    22. Re:A single fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when humans interbred with proto-humans in Africa, what did we get? a race of deformed humans, indigenous to Africa.

    23. Re:A single fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No......what it would mean is that a crossing of Neanderthal and Sapiens produces a strain with the best characteristics of both..enabling them to subjugate their inferior African cousins and use them as slave animals for the next 50,000 years or so.

      The Europeans and Asians still win.

      I'm guessing you're black, right ? I don't think you understand what's going on here, but that's hardly surprising now, is it ?

    24. Re:A single fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure I read somewhere that there was more genetic diversity within humans in Africa than the rest of the world combined. So the question is, which Africans hold the "true bloodline"?

  5. Re:Yeah whatever by PIBM · · Score: 1

    If they didn't .. we wouldn't be here!

  6. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least now we know where the Kardashians came from.

    1. Re:Well by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1, Funny

      At least now we know where the Kardashians came from.

      That might explain Kim Kardashian's bestially humongous ass!

  7. Would have been fascinating to chronicle... by Empiric · · Score: 2

    ...the thought processes of such cultural collisions.

    I imagine something like this, but the interaction would have been very interesting...

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  8. Stan Gooch's Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  9. Correlated with the invention of beer, no doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No surprise there.

  10. Previous genetic evidence by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    Similar hypotheses have been suggested based on genetic evidence which suggested that humans and neanderthals interbred. See http://www.nhm.ac.uk/about-us/news/2010/may/first-genetic-code-of-neanderthal-reveals-inbreeding66724.html. In both cases, the work has been done by Chris Stringer who seems to focus a lot on this hypothesis. Stringer is a very respected anthropologist who was responsible for formulating a lot of the now accepted ideas about how homonids spread from Africa in successive waves of migrations.

    1. Re:Previous genetic evidence by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      Similar hypotheses have been suggested based on genetic evidence which suggested that humans and neanderthals interbred. See http://www.nhm.ac.uk/about-us/news/2010/may/first-genetic-code-of-neanderthal-reveals-inbreeding66724.html. In both cases, the work has been done by Chris Stringer who seems to focus a lot on this hypothesis. Stringer is a very respected anthropologist who was responsible for formulating a lot of the now accepted ideas about how homonids spread from Africa in successive waves of migrations.

      In addition to that, we know that the ancestors of the Melanesian population interbred with the Denisovan hominids. To add more interesting stuff to the cauldron, it appears that the Neanderthals not only interbred with H. Sapiens but with the Denisovans as well. Stone-age interspecial threesome man!

  11. Is this really any surprise? by Jmc23 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Human males are well known to basically try and fuck anything in sight that has a vagina, a large portion of things that don't, and even some things that aren't even alive.

    Something tells me nerdy scientists aren't the best equipped for this field of study.

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    1. Re:Is this really any surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Human females have been known to fuck any vegetable or plant matter shaped like a long cylinder, in-sight. Are Human Females not included in "nerdy scientists"? Why be so sexist as to imply nerdy scientists are only males?

      Something tells me that Slashdot isn't the best equipped for taking your engendered bias.

    2. Re:Is this really any surprise? by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 2

      Some common sense! Just reading the headline thought well hell ya...

      I remember reading Neanderthal's and our ancestors lived together with no inbreeding and thought ya right.

    3. Re:Is this really any surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The surprise is that they impregnated members of another species (or vice versa), not that they had sex with them.

    4. Re:Is this really any surprise? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Human females have been known to fuck any vegetable or plant matter shaped like a long cylinder, in-sight.

      Yeah, I learned all I know about women from internet porn sites too.

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    5. Re:Is this really any surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, where are the humanzees??

    6. Re:Is this really any surprise? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Human females have been known to fuck any vegetable or plant matter shaped like a long cylinder, in-sight.

      It's the other way around, actually. You see, that vegetable/plant matter was male (as evidenced by the shape)... ~

    7. Re:Is this really any surprise? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Try browsing Slashdot at -1.

    8. Re:Is this really any surprise? by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Best comment I've seen in a while... well played! XD

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  12. That cannot logically be true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They probably meant to say that modern humans bread with their evolutionary siblings.

    1. Re:That cannot logically be true by digitig · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was wondering about that. On the usual definition of "species" they can't have interbred with a different species. Different subspecies yes, but species, no.

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    2. Re:That cannot logically be true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that where yeast infections come from?

    3. Re:That cannot logically be true by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I don't know why more people aren't pointing that out, and even moreso in the recent DNA studies giving evidence that humans and neanderthals "cross-bred." Personally I think this is largely just wordplay. If they just said, "new findings indicate human ancestors may have been more genetically diverse than previously thought (but of course, almost none of you know what was previously thought in the first place)," then nobody would care. But put it this way, and it people get all excited because it smacks of beastiality.

    4. Re:That cannot logically be true by Appolonius+of+Perge · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The definition of species isn't very good. It's a convenient abstraction, and works in a lot of cases, but it doesn't entirely reflect reality. There are, for example, ring species that break it, and lots of fertile hybrids between species, and even hybrids between genera, especially in plants. Often, hybrids are not fertile, but sometimes they are. But it's important to remember that fertility isn't the only barrier to inter-species mating; behavioral, temporal and geographic barriers also play a very important part.

  13. Impossible! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I refuse to believe liberals and conservatives can interbreed. If there was a resulting hybrid offspring it would most certainly be sterile. There is a chance that one of the two known species of Homo Sapiens could interbred with the last remaining members of the Homo Centris sub species allowing extremist DNA to slowly migrate between the species. I haven't seen anything in Nature on the subject so I have my doubts.

    1. Re:Impossible! by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      I refuse to believe liberals and conservatives can interbreed. If there was a resulting hybrid offspring it would most certainly be sterile.

      Arnold Schwartzenegger and Maria Shriver

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    2. Re:Impossible! by hrvatska · · Score: 1

      I refuse to believe liberals and conservatives can interbreed. If there was a resulting hybrid offspring it would most certainly be sterile.

      Arnold Schwartzenegger and Maria Shriver

      It has not yet been determined if their offspring are sterile.

    3. Re:Impossible! by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I refuse to believe liberals and conservatives can interbreed. If there was a resulting hybrid offspring it would most certainly be sterile.

      Arnold Schwartzenegger and Maria Shriver

      lol. I think the weirdest paring is James Carville and Mary Matalin - political consultants for the opposing parties. Amazing, shocking, and inspiring all at the same time.

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    4. Re:Impossible! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Arnold Schwartzenegger and Maria Shriver

      That was an attempt to breed bulletproof Kennedys.

    5. Re:Impossible! by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      maybe there are similarities that are related to having the same career, even though they work in that career for competing organizations

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  14. Not surpriseing really... by Tsingi · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ever seen pics of Jane Goodall's kids?

    1. Re:Not surpriseing really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, Grub is a good boy

  15. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOPE.

  16. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that a nigger joke? They're still your ancestors either way, though.

  17. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not how you spell douche, douche bag.

  18. Not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution is a trial and error process on a species-wide scale over the course of millennia.

    The idea that evolution is a direct march from simple, primitive species to complex ones, with homo sapiens sitting proudly at the top of the heap, is a misconception that comes from a grade-school understanding of evolution.

  19. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  20. The Xon? Pfft by bwnunnally · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this prove that previously believed-to-be-extinct species of humans aren't extinct at all? They're Grandma?

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  21. genetic evidence by rish87 · · Score: 1

    Here is a blog post on a related topic http://goo.gl/K3dDG. We already have genetic proof of interbreeding with Neanderthals and Denisovans (more common in specific asian populations). There are also suggestions that all of this mixing is a lot more complicated than we ever thought and not even subject to single periods of time. Personally I find the fact that we are actually a mix of old divergent species really exciting and our genome is really a big twisted mystery just asking to be unraveled to find out where the hell parts of it came from.

    1. Re:genetic evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't use link shorteners on a site without character limits. It just makes people think you're linking to goatse. This is the parent's resolved link: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2011/09/africans-arent-pure-humans-either/#more-13790

  22. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, that linkage would suggest I was ignorant. Not knowing the difference between ignorant and idiot might be more akin to idiocy than ignorance, though.

  23. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by hesiod · · Score: 1

    What more do you expect from someone who calls people "dude"?

  24. We Knew This by dugn · · Score: 1

    Didn't these guys watch the last episode of the updated BSG?

    1. Re:We Knew This by siride · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised this was the only comment about BSG. My first thought was "they finally found evidence for cylons!"

  25. NY Country Anthropologist? by joeyspqr · · Score: 2

    ... did they download copyrighted music to set the mood for their interspecies lovemaking?

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    1. Re:NY Country Anthropologist? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      . did they download copyrighted music to set the mood for their interspecies lovemaking?

      Yes, but their mp3 players were hopelessly antiquated.

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    2. Re:NY Country Anthropologist? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      They used mp back then...mp2 hadn't even been invented yet :)

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    3. Re:NY Country Anthropologist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

    4. Re:NY Country Anthropologist? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      They had less space then the nomad, lame.

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    5. Re:NY Country Anthropologist? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Whoosh would imply I didn't get the joke, expanding on the joke would surely imply that I got the joke wouldn't it?

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  26. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ps. not everyone is hip to the jive of the young'uns of the United states of Aaaaaaaaaaahmeeeeeeeeeeeeeericaaaah, biotch!

  27. So... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    That explains how Cane and Abel had kids. When Adam and Even only had 2 sons.

    So other then evolving from Monkeys we are inter-species hybrid of Monkeys. You know I think that is irreverent enough to get the evangelical christian nuts to support some elements of evolution. Vs accepting that we are descendants of a human monkey hybrid.

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    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genesis doesn't say they only had 2 sons. It just says that they had 2. So there could have been more before, in between, or after. So be sure to throw some inbreeding at your Evangelical Christian nuts.

    2. Re:So... by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      3, actually. Cain, Abel, and Seth. Cain and Seth are the ones documented to have wives, if you believe the way it's written, and Abel never took a wife. People tend to forget about Seth, because the bigger part of that story is the feud between Cain and Abel. There's not really any discussion of where the wives came from, and the biblical scholars I know are divided on the subject: the literalists believe that the wives were their sisters, and the rest believe it's an allegory and not to be taken literally.

      That said, I don't really get along with Yahweh, nor with the notion that he's a supreme and divine being. If you concede his existence, he strikes me as a rather petty, cliquish, and vindictive god who deliberately tries to keep his followers down by discouraging them from seeking certain kinds of knowledge. Certainly not a deity worthy of my respect, let alone my worship. There are much more interesting, and believable, deities in other faiths that I'd rather spend time with, if it were a choice I had to make.

    3. Re:So... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      That explains how Cane and Abel had kids. When Adam and Even only had 2 sons.

      Well, or else there is Lilith.

    4. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sons of God married the daughters of man. Genesis 6:2-4

      Once again sceince discovers something that was known 6 thousand years ago.

  28. Define species? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm...maybe I don't remember my biology, but if they can interbreed doesn't it mean by definition they are members of the same species?

    1. Re:Define species? by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're unfamiliar with manbearpig.

  29. Discussion from paper: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    summary: modern africans are highly mixed with ancient african races. (yes, the bred with apes)

    Discussion:
    Our analysis indicates that Iwo Eleru possesses neurocranial morphology intermediate in shape between archaic hominins (Neanderthals and Homo erectus) and modern humans. This morphology is outside the range of modern human variability in the PCA and CVA analyses, and is most similar to that shown by LPA individuals from Africa and the early anatomically modern specimens from Skhul and Qafzeh. Iwo Eleru is distinct from the recent African samples used here (although the range of recent modern human variation encompasses relatively low and elongated cranial shapes approaching this condition). Past work has suggested that neurocranial shape reflects population history relatively reliably among modern human populations [14], [15]. Although we did not find unambiguous strong affinities between Iwo Eleru and the samples used here, its overall morphological similarities with early modern humans suggest a link to these early populations and possibly a late Middle-early Late Pleistocene chronology. Nonetheless, the archaeological setting, stratigraphy, previous radiocarbon [see 4] and our new U-series dating indicate a much younger, terminal Pleistocene age for this cranium. Such a late chronology for the Iwo Eleru cranium implies that the transition to anatomical modernity in Africa was more complicated than previously thought, with late survival of “archaic” features and possibly deep population substructure in Africa during this time.

    Thus our restudy of the Iwo Eleru cranium confirms previously noted archaic cranial shape aspects, and the U-series age estimates on its skeleton support the previously proposed terminal Pleistocene date for this burial. Our findings also support suggestions of deep population substructure in Africa and a complex evolutionary process for the origin of modern humans [16], [17], [7], [18], [19], [20], [21]. Perhaps most importantly, our analysis highlights the dearth of hominin finds from West Africa, and underscores our real lack of knowledge of human evolution in that region, as well as others. As also indicated by restudy of the Ishango (Congo) fossils [22], Later Stone Age fossils from at least two regions of Africa retain significant archaic aspects in their skeletons. We hope that the next stage of this research will extend studies to the Iwo Eleru mandible and postcrania, and to comparative materials such as those from Ishango.

  30. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

    So someone really did bang an ape.

    Yeah but with grog goggles (they didn't have beer back then) she looked like uh.....ok so she was a bit hairy.

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  31. Skeletons in the closet by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of back in grade school when we'd have a section on genetic traits. There was always one kid who couldn't possibly have inherited all of his/her traits from both parents. (Eye color, hair color, blood type, etc.)

    1. Re:Skeletons in the closet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that adoption would explain that just as well? Not to mention stepchildren... your automatic assumption of "skeletons in the closet" says far more about you than it does the people to whom you refer.

    2. Re:Skeletons in the closet by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of back in grade school when we'd have a section on genetic traits. There was always one kid who couldn't possibly have inherited all of his/her traits from both parents. (Eye color, hair color, blood type, etc.)

      While I realize that this probably wasn't in the curriculum at the grade school level... have you ever heard of recessive or double recessive genes? Red hair is a double recessive, blonde his a recessive. You could have inherited the red gene from one parent, the blonde from the other, and have blonde hair, even though your parents both have black hair (which is a dominant genetic trait). Curly hair is another recessive dealing with hair... your parents could both have straight hair (also dominant), and you could have curly hair, because ancestors on both sides, if you go back far enough, had curly hair and the gene got passed on.

      Case in point, both of my parents are relatively short, and both have brown hair and dark eyes. My mum's eyes are hazel, my dad's are brown. My maternal grandfather was very tall, and had blue eyes, and reportedly, my dad had blond hair and blue eyes when he was younger. I am a 6' tall blonde, with blue eyes. Certain traits do resemble my parents, though some can't be explained if you only look at my parents. If you look back farther than that, however, many people in the family say that I'm much closer to my maternal grandmother in build and stature than I am to either of my parents. There's no skeletons in the closet there: the reason I don't look much like my parents is because I didn't inherit the dominant genes that they did from their parents.

    3. Re:Skeletons in the closet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was growing up it was simple.

      If you looked like your parents, it was heredity.
      If you looked like your neighbor it was environment.

      Simple

    4. Re:Skeletons in the closet by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of back in grade school when we'd have a section on genetic traits. There was always one kid who couldn't possibly have inherited all of his/her traits from both parents. (Eye color, hair color, blood type, etc.)

      Ummm...what? You are describing a phenotypic effect that is explained by allele dominance, not hybridization.

    5. Re:Skeletons in the closet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I realize that this probably wasn't in the curriculum at the grade school level... have you ever heard of recessive or double recessive genes?

      I kinda assumed he knew that.

      If two blue-eyed parents have a kid with brown eyes, neither one of them is the kid's biological father.

  32. Yeah and what will they say about us today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Humans from recorded history kept companions such as dogs and cats as pets.
    This shows clear signs that they both shared beds and food with the animals so they most likely chose them as mates.

    Also this giant "M" golden arch unearthed deems that they worshiped ancient Deity such as Ronald McDonald, a clown with face paint. Even more interesting is a giant purple god of consumption, labeled 'grimace'. Statues of this 'God of consumption' are found throughout the world proving that Grimace was worshiped on all hemispheres and major continents thousands of years ago.

  33. better than monkeys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was established that sex with monkeys in Africa was how HIV was introduced in humans. So now it's news that a human would have sex with something better than a monkey?

  34. I'm pretty sure ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that's how AIDS started.

  35. Interbreeding by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Interbreeding, so simple a caveman can do it.

  36. Perverts! by Microsift · · Score: 1

    Perverts!

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  37. It's all a vicious rumor. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Africa was a business trip.

    Honest.

  38. Well, duh! by impaledsunset · · Score: 1

    Of course modern humans inbred with evolutionary predecessors. If they didn't, they wouldn't exist!

  39. You mean some guy did it with a chimp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like a scientific way of saying. "Zookeeper molesting Chimpanzees!"

  40. definition of species by schlachter · · Score: 1

    if the two groups can interbreed and produce viable offspring that are fertile...are they really two different species? I'm sure the definition of a species can have some gray area, but I thought this was one of the defining features of the definition.

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    1. Re:definition of species by rish87 · · Score: 1

      in the classical sense yes, but the more we learn about everything science, the more we realize labeling ANYTHING in the universe and placing everything in nice little separate buckets is a totally artificial and unrealistic goal. We keep finding species that are really bizarre and hard to categorize-even using genetics, or astronomical 'bodies' that don't quite fit into the nice little labels we give 'planets' and 'moons' and whatnot. Think about it as more of a "guideline" than an absolute.

  41. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by BLToday · · Score: 1

    Geez people. You guys need to read failblog.org more:

    Bros:
    http://bros.failblog.org/

  42. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by BLToday · · Score: 1

    "Bros"=/= black. Bros are the idiots that try to live like the cast of the Jersey Shore.

  43. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be nice to just make up whatever fits today's "findings". Who needs rigorous proof and facts anyway????

  44. H. Erectus by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 2

    That's whom we get our erections from.

  45. Re:That explains it. by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

    I've got an evolutionary ancestor IN MY PANTS!

    H. Erectus?

  46. Re:so we fucked animals... by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

    Who's to say we didn't have sex with animals and other 'human-like' apes???

    I don't know about you, but that "we" doesn't include me dawg :)

  47. Check your...er...facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Adam and Eve had many sons and daughters, according to the book of Genesis.

    Of course, it is still just a fiction.

  48. In the last year or so by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

    There's been an avalanche of research published in the last year or so regarding these types of things, with a lot more scientific backing than the little bit I read in this article.

    In one of many articles on the topic, this one raised a whole new series of questions about our ancestry:

    Scientists unveil a newly-discovered, ancient human ancestor

    Or check out these that all relate to different areas of genetic research, most empirical, one modeled, all relating supporting information about homo sapiens (that's us!) inbreeding with various offshoots and close relatives, with us apparently coming out the better? for it.

    Neanderthal genes 'survive in us'
    Sex with Neanderthals boosted human immunity
    Neanderthals, Humans Interbred—First Solid DNA Evidence
    Frontiers of Anthropology
    Ancient DNA Reveals Secrets of Human History
    Fossilised finger points to previously unknown group of human relatives

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    1. Re:In the last year or so by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

      Only on Slashdot can a copypasta from TFA be modded "Informative" whilst intelligent and well-researched replies get ignored by the mods...

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    2. Re:In the last year or so by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      It's a slashdot thing - the first to post gets the mod points, then the mods short attention spans go elsewhere.

      Perhaps there should be a minimum time before mod points can be used within a posting, maybe 1 or 2 hours?

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    3. Re:In the last year or so by tepples · · Score: 1

      Which would give the vandals and spammers 60 to 120 minutes of their crap being visible.

    4. Re:In the last year or so by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I actually thought about this, and perhaps the solution is to not allow more than 1 point in escalation per 10 minutes or something. So only 1 point shows in the first 10 minutes, and then you don't have an option to raise it until the next 10 minute window

      That addresses getting rid of the spammers/trolls, while still limiting the upward motion of postings.

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  49. Look at reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which human would resist pre-humanoid pussy,

  50. Here is the proof........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go take a walk around Walmart

  51. Wasn't this already covered by fl_litig8r · · Score: 1

    in the series finale to Battlestar Galactica?

  52. Familiar, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just me or is anyone else being oddly reminded of a certain Sci-Fi show? Six, Baltar, I salute you.

  53. Apes will once again the the dominant species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientist, and engineers are regarded as being faggy and weak. What really gets you props in today's world is being black and ape like. If you can strut nicely and pick up all the hotties you are the man. If you can't you are a fag. You are laughed at for being Asian, and having a small dick, or dancing like a white person. Generally what made us 'human' is derided, and laughed at. Muscles, and a cool swagger always get instant respect.

    NOTE: This isn't a racist thing. I have respect for all the races, I am just sick of all the 'reverse racism' that is prevalent in the politically correct culture today. There is endless tolerance for what makes a black man black, there is no tolerance for being 'white'. Interestingly enough it is the whites who are the harshest critics of 'white culture'.

    Races just need to get along. We are all human after all. Being white needs to stop being a bad word.

    -"You are the whitest black man I know."
    -Said by the wiggerest wigger I know.

  54. Still can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Visit Mississippi and you can still do this today.

  55. As I heard it said: by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully." - Richard Dawkins, in The God Delusion

    Also, Susan B. Anthony's "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.". However, if there actually was an omnipotent but obnoxious god, would the omnipotence require us to acquiesce to the obnoxiousness?

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  56. Time travel? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Modern humans and evolutionary predecessors... How did that funding proposal go? "I want to build a time machine to get it on with a proto-human"

  57. Clan of the Cave Bear, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why I am reminded of Jean M Auel's books?

  58. Battlestar Galactica Final Anyone?? by docwatson223 · · Score: 1

    Geez, has someone been watching too much SyFy channel reruns?

  59. so...nothing. Re:So... by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

    That explains how Cane and Abel had kids. When Adam and Even only had 2 sons.

    Dude -- you are not helping. Adam and Eve had *a lot* more children than two sons. At least twice that many offspring, in fact, because Genesis 4:25 states Adam fathered "sons and daughters," and a third son, Seth, is mentioned explicitly by name in both Genesis and Chronicles. And then there is the question of Lilith which weakens the exclusivity of the Adam/Eve relationship. If you are going to be snarky about the Christian nuts, at least be responsible enough to do the research first -- all you are doing right now is insulting yourself, and by extension, those of us who feel the same way as you do about religious nutbars.

  60. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Many people are perfectly willing to have sex with goats, sheep, cows ,mares, all manner of monkeys, primates even children of various ages and sexes without the aid of any goggles; our veneer of civilization is much thinner than most of us would like to admit. To think that human evolution didn't include genetic inputs from what ever was available is really egotistical, after all we have something like 30 copies of genes for reverse transcriptase, a retro-virus enzyme.

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  61. that explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we know why republican brains are wired differently and appear so paranoid.

  62. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by cusco · · Score: 1

    Not clear on what you mean with the second sentence.

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  63. hasn't the fact that the heavy metal rockers ... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    trace their ancestry to Neanderthals been already established?

  64. MP1 by tepples · · Score: 1
    1. Re:MP1 by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      The could afford numbers back then? Back in my day....

      I was making an assumption that the first version of something does not have a version number, but did not feel like looking up the actual name as it wasn't that important. Thank you for informing me :)

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  65. What is that to us today by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    Is my wife one of the pre-humanoid pussy's? To me she is beautiful, has a wonderful personality and body, and is the mother of three great kids. Perhaps I am the pre-humanoid and she is the human.

    I love her just the same either way, and I am fortunate enough to say if I could do it again, I would marry her again.

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  66. So The Human Evolution Theory is Flaky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A classic quote FTA:

    "The researchers say their findings also underscore a real lack of knowledge of human evolution" ... "in the region"

    Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

  67. Re:So someone really did bang an ape. by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

    Virus sex. It's the hottest new kink.

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