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Ask They Might Be Giants About Almost 30 Years of Music

Back in 1982, John Flansburgh, John Linnell, and a drum machine formed They Might Be Giants. Over the last 29 years TMBG have released 15 studio albums, won 2 Grammy Awards, and have become one of the most nerd-loved bands ever. In addition to projects like Dial-A-Song, TMBG were one of the first bands to create their own online music store, and have been making podcasts on a semi-monthly basis since 2005. The band has agreed to answer all your questions about the naming conventions of Turkish cities, building spiritual bird houses, and the music business. As usual, ask as many questions as you'd like, but please keep it to one question per post.

188 comments

  1. How Do You Consume Music? by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Assuming you still listen to other bands and acts in your free time, by what method do you acquire new music? I've seen your albums in vinyl and I know you were the first major label artist to release an entire album exclusively in MP3. My preferred method is buying vinyl that gives me an MP3 download on the side. So what is your collection mostly of CD, iTunes, MP3s (lossless?) or do you personally enjoy the slight comeback of vinyl?

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    1. Re:How Do You Consume Music? by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

      They did a kids album, I bought it for my niece when she was 13 in the hopes that she would appreciate good music. She's now 18 and an Emo.....DON'T DO IT, 'TMBG' have potentially turned my niece into an emo!

  2. And now you're older still! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thirty years are coming to an end and now you're even older...

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    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    1. Re:And now you're older still! by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      Time keeps marching on.

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      This is not the funny you're looking for.
    2. Re:And now you're older still! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet each atom is still the same, and 15 billion "years old". How come you're old? Aging is a process. It'll be understood and stopped.

    3. Re:And now you're older still! by SomePgmr · · Score: 1
  3. From Usenet in 1992 to Dial-a-Song to ... ? by eldavojohn · · Score: 1

    In 1992 you guys were sending out news updates to your fans via Usenet Newsgroup, what are the next big things you want to try to do with the internet to connect with your fans? Are you working on anything crazy and innovative right now that you can talk about that sort of transcends the basic music to vendor to fan experience? Almost all bands send out updates now and allow samples of songs to be heard online, where do you see these methods heading in the future?

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  4. Activities - solvency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    With all these activities mentioned above, is the band solvent? Are all those other activities worth it financially?

    Where I'm coming from: back before the Joshua Tree album, even with all of U2's success up to that point, they said in an interview that they "had to tour a lot just to stay solvent."; which surprised me so much that I remember that statement 20 years later. It's not that I'm counting your money or anything, it's more of trying to understand the business. As David Sanborn once said, "People see your face on an album and think you're automatically a millionaire."

    1. Re:Activities - solvency by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      Where I'm coming from: back before the Joshua Tree album, even with all of U2's success up to that point, they said in an interview that they "had to tour a lot just to stay solvent."; which surprised me so much that I remember that statement 20 years later. It's not that I'm counting your money or anything, it's more of trying to understand the business. As David Sanborn once said, "People see your face on an album and think you're automatically a millionaire."

      It helps when you don't blow your whole royalty check on sunglasses.

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      My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
  5. Rock Band? by Aaron_Pike · · Score: 3

    I think I can safely say that there is a large demand for a TMBG edition of Rock Band. Is there anything preventing this from happening?

    1. Re:Rock Band? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the lack of good songs. Seriously, you think that TMBG would translate to a Guitar Hero game?

    2. Re:Rock Band? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You bastard.

    3. Re:Rock Band? by mailman-zero · · Score: 1

      I think I can safely say that there is a large demand for a TMBG edition of Rock Band. Is there anything preventing this from happening?

      Much to my dismay, there are no accordions available that work with Rock Band.

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      Let's play video games with mailmanZERO
    4. Re:Rock Band? by Zephyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      More's the pity. The Weird Al polka medleys would be epic.

    5. Re:Rock Band? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I can safely say that there is a large demand for a TMBG edition of Rock Band. Is there anything preventing this from happening?

      Much to my dismay, there are no accordions available that work with Rock Band.

      ... yet.

    6. Re:Rock Band? by kj_kabaje · · Score: 2

      Oh for mod points. :-)

      Laughed in the middle of a drink.  No thank you for aspirated water.

    7. Re:Rock Band? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Something like this has actually been done.

      And as somebody who not-infrequently gets paid to play accordion (or at least, paid to stop playing), I'd definitely buy something like that.

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    8. Re:Rock Band? by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      Much to my dismay, there are no accordions available that work with Rock Band.

      Sounds like there's an opportunity for money to be made on peripherals!

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      My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
    9. Re:Rock Band? by mailman-zero · · Score: 1

      Finally, all the greatest hits from They Might Be Giants, Brave Combo, Julieta Venegas, Myron Floren, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Frankie Yankovic, and more could be playable by the millions of geek youth clamoring for them!

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      Let's play video games with mailmanZERO
    10. Re:Rock Band? by exploder · · Score: 1

      It's not a lack of good songs, but rather a lack of good accordion, tuba, and glockenspiel controllers.

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      Yo dawg, I heard you like the Ackermann function, so OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
  6. Playing with a drum machine by slim · · Score: 1

    I'm in the middle of trying to throw together a band, and finding a drummer isn't easy (if you don't already know one, and you're not willing to pay one).

    What comments do you have about working with a drum machine, especially in a live setting?

    Do you still use one?

    1. Re:Playing with a drum machine by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Well, for starters, they don't choke on vomit... on someone else's vomit.

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      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    2. Re:Playing with a drum machine by Zephyn · · Score: 1

      But what about spontaneous combustion? Or gardening accidents?

    3. Re:Playing with a drum machine by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      They also don't ask if you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose.

    4. Re:Playing with a drum machine by digitig · · Score: 1

      What comments do you have about working with a drum machine, especially in a live setting?

      All together now: "You only have to punch the rhythm into it once."

      --
      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
    5. Re:Playing with a drum machine by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Or fall off the back of a motor cycle. Fall off the back of a motor cyclist more likely.

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      http://www.acetonestudio.com
    6. Re:Playing with a drum machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw them live on Tuesday and they have a really good drummer with them now.

      - JW

    7. Re:Playing with a drum machine by tzot · · Score: 1

      Don't joke about these; I've heard that TMBG have lost at least thirty drum machines so far.

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      I speak England very best
    8. Re:Playing with a drum machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do yo call a drummer with no girlfriend?

      Homeless

      Captcha: victims.

  7. Friends Forever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Clearly you have both been through a lot of things together -- the band, touring, albums, families -- how do you maintain your friendship through all the stresses and changes?

  8. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which are your favorites of the new season?

  9. Best Reward from 30 Years of Effort? by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is the most rewarding thing to you personally from the 30 years of being a band? A particular fan letter? A particular performance? Just being able to do what you love?

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    My work here is dung.
  10. What's your view on the Volume Wars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do people in the business even care about it? How is it viewed from the inside?

  11. equipment question by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    In the song Space Suit there's a very distinctive tonal quality that sounds very much like it was modulated using a Cooper 1138 or maybe a 1138-A. Was this a bold artistic choice or were you just using it for the first time and you forgot to turn the Korg variance down to a more modest level? Just curious because to a pro like me it's like listening to a Casio keyboard on display at K-mart.

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    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  12. Here Come ??? by Darth+Snowshoe · · Score: 1

    John and John,

    Thanks for a lot of great music! What's the score with the kids/educational albums - will there be any more of them coming? My kids are growing up listening to them (ABC's, 123's) and know a lot of the lyrics by heart.

    There's no reason they have to all be explicitly for kids either - I'd love Here Come The Philosophers or Here Come Astronomy.

    1. Re:Here Come ??? by reebmmm · · Score: 2

      I came here for this. TMBG is great, but the stuff they are doing for Kids music is beyond compare. My three year old son loves Here Comes Science (Meet the Elements!), Here Come the 123s and Here Come the ABCs (Alphabet of Nations!). He also likes "No!" but that's slightly different.

      Question(s): Do you (John & John) have any plans to continue making educational songs? If so, what subjects are you thinking about tackling?

    2. Re:Here Come ??? by Darth+Snowshoe · · Score: 1

      Yes, sorry I forgot about Here Comes Science, it's the best of the bunch!

    3. Re:Here Come ??? by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      I'm in my 30's and i like Here Comes Science. :)

      It made a great gift for my buddies kid, too. It was the first time I bought an actual CD (and DVD) in about a decade.

    4. Re:Here Come ??? by neonfrog · · Score: 1

      Yes! This is the question I want to ask! When is the next album for families? (in ain't just kids - I love those tunes, too) And where can I get an officially sanctioned copy of the adult version of "Robot Parade?"

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      I'm thinking about it, therefore I might be.

  13. kids music easy? by ImWithBrilliant · · Score: 2

    Y'all started out with adult crowd and somehow got into kid's songs. (My daughter's a big fan). Which is easier: songs for the alphabet, math, or science?

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    Is it a rule, that there's an exception to every rule?

  14. The drum machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much do they owe that little guy in royalties?

  15. "Hey Mr DJ" payola? by nweaver · · Score: 1

    Did you encounter much of the "Hey Mr DJ" Payola going on in the industry when you started? Or was the song written about rumors in the industry at the time?

    Is the situation any different now?

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    Test your net with Netalyzr
  16. I have a question by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

    If I have a date with a girl in Istanbul, where will she be waiting?

    1. Re:I have a question by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

      Messed it up!!!

      If I have a date with a girl in Constantinople, where will she be waiting.

    2. Re:I have a question by Snard · · Score: 3, Funny

      If I have a date with a girl in Istanbul, where will she be waiting?

      With her racist friend.

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      - Mike
    3. Re:I have a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She might be in Byzantium.

    4. Re:I have a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pure fail

    5. Re:I have a question by treeves · · Score: 1

      In her time machine.

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      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
    6. Re:I have a question by whovian · · Score: 1

      If I have a date with a girl in Istanbul, where will she be waiting?

      With her racist friend.

      Haven't you heard? She's with Particle Man now.

      --
      To-do List: Receive telemarketing call during a tornado warning. Check.
    7. Re:I have a question by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You're acting like Mister Horrible.

    8. Re:I have a question by chuchmo · · Score: 1

      Followup: why DID Constantinople get the works?

    9. Re:I have a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I have a date with a girl in Istanbul, where will she be waiting?

      With her racist friend.

      You're sure it's not her evil twin?

    10. Re:I have a question by Restil · · Score: 1

      That's none of your business. :)

      -Restil

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      Play with my webcams and lights here
    11. Re:I have a question by retchdog · · Score: 1

      i'm a turk, you insensitive clod!

      --
      "They were pure niggers." – Noam Chomsky
    12. Re:I have a question by WhirledOne · · Score: 1

      Ask Jimmy Kennedy and Nat Simon. They're the ones who actually wrote that song. ...back in 1953. I've got at least two different versions of it on old shellac 78's. The Joe "Fingers" Carr version is probably the most common, and there was a reissue of that one on LP. The Four Lads version is earlier, but seems to be more difficult to find.

      It is rather amusing to play one of those 78's on a wind-up Victrola and watch the reaction of fellow TMBG fans...

  17. Loudness War by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Since the 90s, record companies have been mastering albums are loudly as possible. Typically, music is compressed dynamically, then normalized to the loudness limit of a cd, sometimes causing clipping. What are your feelings on the Loudness War?

    1. Re:Loudness War by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Since the 90s, record companies have been mastering albums are loudly as possible. Typically, music is compressed dynamically, then normalized to the loudness limit of a cd, sometimes causing clipping. What are your feelings on the Loudness War?

      Good point. I've found this to happen on DVD sound as well. Why? I've got a 400 watt THX amp, I don't need the stinking over driven and clipped sound. Whatever happened to craftsmanship?

      Need Anti-Grammy and Anti-Oscars to point these horrible feats out.

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  18. Question by x6060 · · Score: 1

    I was at your show last Thursday in Indianapolis! It was a great show! What exactly is a Miasma of Incandescent Plasma?

    1. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is an update of the lyric "mass of incandescent gas"

    2. Re:Question by treeves · · Score: 1

      ...modified to be more scientifically accurate, of course.

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      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
    3. Re:Question by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      But the outer layers of cool stars are mostly neutral. Therefore, 'gas' would be a better descriptor than 'plasma'.

      --
      Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
    4. Re:Question by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Hopefully it was better than the show I saw. Not the worst I've ever seen (Run Westy Run, a band that drunkenly played a Duluth, MN show for 10 minutes before leaving stage and then one guy came back and said the rest of the band had passed out wins), but definitely memorable in the show wasn't very good kind of way. On the plus side, I got those tickets as comps, so no major loss. Everyone else has always raved about their shows, but I think the guys were possibly sick (or wasted? haven't heard they had a reputation for that, though) - I admittedly didn't have a great vantage (we had a table, and there aren't very many at First Avenue in Minneapolis), but from what I could see they weren't very animated and they certainly didn't sound very good (and I've seen some very good sounding bands there).

    5. Re:Question by swb · · Score: 1

      They were just copping an attitude from the Replacements, the record holder and still world leader for drunken concerts.

      Even when they should have known better, after Tim, they played the Orpheum so drunk Paul fell into the orchestra pit. I don't know if they finished any songs.

  19. Hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this the dumbest question you've ever been asked?

  20. How do you be so consistently awesome? by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    Thanks for a lot of great tunes, and a minor-sub culture I enjoy very much.

  21. Jamming to your own music by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    Do you ever listen to your own music? Not just for production reasons, but for entertainment?

    --

    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
  22. Whatever happened to Byzantium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mention Istanbul and Constantinople, but don't say a word about Byzantium! What's up with that?!?

  23. Are you .. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Are you my only friend?
    Are you not my only friend?
    But are you a little glowing friend?
    But are you really not actually my friend?

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Are you .. by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should get the lyrics right. Just sayin...

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      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    2. Re:Are you .. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should get the lyrics right. Just sayin...

      Perhaps you may enjoy the reviews of this lovely product - I have the perfect gift now for my TMBG fan friends who have 3 kids.

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  24. Classical by aquabats · · Score: 1

    From your start back in 1982 and prior, countless bands and styles have come and gone or progressed. Obviously few ,if any, will be considered classical by surpassing generations not alive during the period. Can you name a few you think will continue to withstand the test of time? What do you think makes a band/album/song continue to stay relevant?

    1. Re:Classical by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      None of them will be 'considered classical' because they are not classical. The word you want to use is 'classic'.

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      http://www.acetonestudio.com
  25. Change the music business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you could change one thing about the music business, what would it be and why?

  26. Loudness war by Jiro · · Score: 1

    Tell us your opinions about the loudness war (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loudness_war ) and how it affects the release of your music.

  27. Re:I'm waiting by x6060 · · Score: 1

    This is not the thread you are looking for *waves hand*

  28. Age-Defying Elixers? by Xupa · · Score: 2

    I just saw you guys in Nashville. You look fantastic. It's impossible to believe you've been rocking out for as long as I've had a full-color range of vision. How are you both so amazingly well preserved?

  29. Been back to Sudburry, MA lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but then again its such a silly place. who would wana go there any more.

  30. Fan reaction to "here comes the science" by damn_registrars · · Score: 2

    Some of your fans felt that the album "here comes the science" was pushing a specific agenda that was never previously a part of your music. Do you feel that the (perceived) partisan tones on that album are real or imagined, and if they are real do they reflect a change in the attitudes of TMBG as a band or the individual members thereof?

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    1. Re:Fan reaction to "here comes the science" by pezpunk · · Score: 1

      casually associating angels with unicorns and elves was one of my favorite parts of that record.

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      i could live a little longer in this prison
    2. Re:Fan reaction to "here comes the science" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Here Comes Science" is only partisan if you consider scientific knowledge partisan, and/or believe in angels.

      I like the stories
      About angels, unicorns and elves
      Now I like those stories
      As much as anybody else
      But when I'm seeking knowledge
      Either simple or abstract
      The facts are with science
      The facts are with science

      Science is real

    3. Re:Fan reaction to "here comes the science" by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      What's partisan about science?

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      With the first link, the chain is forged.
    4. Re:Fan reaction to "here comes the science" by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Quite simply, I have no problem with the album. I see nothing partisan about science. Science is supposed to be neutral and interested only in facts.

      I pose the question moreso because a certain hyperconservative hack from slashdot (who doesn't hang around here much anymore) took great offense at the album. I figure he was not alone, and I was wondering how many others might have felt the same way. Considering the wasp's nest of conservatism that slashdot has become, I would suspect that question may be rather popular here.

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      Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
    5. Re:Fan reaction to "here comes the science" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, great question! Via Internet RUMORINT, should it be believed, one or both of you is Jewish. What role does any sort of faith play in your life and how might you reconcile "here comes science" as a person who might have been at least raised with faith? I see more and more an "anti-science" stance from people of faith and a "anti-faith" stance from people of science. As a person of faith who knows there are dinosaur bones in the ground, I would prefer one group not comment on the other. Do you think there is room for people find comfort in faith when they are in pain from the loss of a loved one without insisting that creationism be treated as a science?

    6. Re:Fan reaction to "here comes the science" by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      Reality is not an agenda.

      --
      - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
    7. Re:Fan reaction to "here comes the science" by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      I'm not that person to which you referred. However, that song disappointed me. I took it literally as a slant to science agenda and saying that religion has nice stories, but that's all it is. (I disagree, I think religion and science do go together quite nicely. With science, we prove to ourselves what God already knows. God made the laws and He follows them, else He would cease to be God.)

      In any case, if you've listened to The Mesopotamians, one could gather a political slant to their music. The song "I'm Impressed" is a great song, but I can't help that it has an anti-G.W.Bush, anti US in Iraq war feel to it. Whether you agree or disagree with the sentiment is immaterial as the slant, as I perceive it, is there. I suppose you could argue my view of the song is caused by my particular prejudice on the topic.

  31. Ideas by CanHasDIY · · Score: 0

    How do you guys come up with your song ideas, i.e. do you start with the lyrics, or the drum beat, or... ?

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    An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
  32. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  33. Triangle Man vs. Universe Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who would win? Powerful man has money riding on this.

  34. HomeStar Runner collaboration by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    There was quite a bit of collaboration with the Chaps brothers of home star fame. They seem to have taken a break from the website... Any chance this is because they're collaborating on project with you? If not, any plans to in the future? It seemed like a perfect marriage to me.

    http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html

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    Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
  35. The Tiny Toons Influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An entire generation knows who you are thanks to the episode of Tiny Toons that featured a few of your songs. I'd like to know, do you think this is something that not enough bands take advantage of to get their music out there, or did you guys capture lightning in a bottle?

    1. Re:The Tiny Toons Influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An entire generation knows who you are thanks to the episode of Tiny Toons that featured a few of your songs. I'd like to know, do you think this is something that not enough bands take advantage of to get their music out there, or did you guys capture lightning in a bottle?

      How does it feel to know that the generation that grew up seeing your music set to Tiny Toons has grown up to remix the next generation's cartoons with your music, e.g. Triangle Man: TMBG is magic.

  36. ...And the Conclusion is? by jacksinn · · Score: 1

    Thirty years ago it was postulated that 'They' may indeed be Giants. After nearly three decades of study, is there conclusive evidence that They are, as a matter of fact, Giants?

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    Life==Jeopardy. All the answers are right in front us - the hard part is coming up with the correct question.
  37. Is there such a thing? by UnresolvedExternal · · Score: 1

    I have been looking for a shoehorn (the kind with teeth) and people keep beating me up, any suggestions where I can find one? (If required, I am willing to take a plane)

  38. Are they giants? by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

    Well are they? You should know by now surely!

    1. Re:Are they giants? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      And what are we gonna do unless they are?

    2. Re:Are they giants? by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and my other question was:

      Who are "they" anyway?

    3. Re:Are they giants? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      "They" say a lot, don't "they"?

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      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
  39. From a roadie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a roadie here, I've heard less than flattering comments from local stagehands that have worked your live shows... Are you guys dickwads? or is it your production management? or were you just having bad days?
    Regardless... Thanks for the music
    RB

    1. Re:From a roadie by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      Just once, I would like to see a recipient of this question answer: "Yes, as a matter of fact I AM a dickwad! Moreso, I am proud of being a dickwad. I enjoy dispensing small streams of misery from my curdled penis onto the foreheads of those I despise on a daily basis. The sounds of my name being cursed brings me horrid joy, and I get great satisfaction from masturbating all over newborn kittens. Abuse is my middle name (when it isn't Wrong, Arrogant, Mean, or Prick), and I delight in making everyone around me feel why I earn it. In fact, my day isn't complete until I have thoroughly shafted someone with a tree branch, taken a piss in someone else's coffee, and generally act like a complete tool to those competent and nice assholes that I have the misfortune to be surrounded by. And when I die, I hope my grave gets pooped on by the descendants of those I have wronged."

      Maybe I should consider a career in trolling. Could be lucrative.

      --
      Here's to hot beer, cold women, and Glaswegian kisses for all.
  40. Has making albums changed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How has making albums changed over the last 20 years or so? What has influenced those changes? You, technology, or the business?

  41. Accordion by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    Great instrument, or greatest instrument?

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  42. Career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looking back on your career, do you have a favorite and least favorite moment? Looking forward, what awesome new tunes can we fans-since-we-were-in-diapers expect?

  43. Picking songs by esocid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When you pick your lineup, how do you sift through your catalogue and decide what it is you'd like to play? For example, (I saw you guys last night in Richmond) I didn't hear anything from Mink Car, The Spine, and I know you have over 300 songs to choose from.
    -TMBG IFC

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    Absolute power corrupts absolutely. indymedia
    1. Re:Picking songs by esocid · · Score: 1

      I take it back, you played Withered Hope. Question still stands.

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    2. Re:Picking songs by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Likewise, I caught a concert in Louisville last week on a Wed. night. They completely failed to play "I Never Go to Work." I thought it would have been the perfect song for a Wed. night.

      Sadly, the joke they tried on us using their puppets really landed flat.

  44. More children's albums! by AmyVernon · · Score: 2

    I loved being able to play TMBG for my boys instead of Raffi and other crap. No question, just saying thanks.

    1. Re:More children's albums! by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Raffi is so awful. I had to endure that garbage at my ex-wifes insistence.

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  45. Question about your LTR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if some of these kids really understand what it is like working with someone for 29 years pretty drama-free. Can you each tell us 3 things that you really like about the other, and 3 things that drive you bonkers?

  46. Social media by DataDiddler · · Score: 1

    With the explosion of social networking websites, blogging and microblogging sites, etc., people are much easier to discover and contact -- some of whom may have been impossible to find in the 80's. Given these amazing tools, have you managed to speak with Ana Ng?

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    1. Re:Social media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the future, mobile check-ins will let us know who was at the Dupont Pavillion, and satellite IR and visible imagery will capture why the bench is still warm and who had been there.

  47. Why did Constantinople get the works? by BiggerBadderBen · · Score: 1

    I think I know the answer

    1. Re:Why did Constantinople get the works? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nobody's business but the Turks!

  48. Was this TMBG? by camusflage · · Score: 1

    Back in my misspent youth some 20 years ago, someone gave me a song they swore was TMBG, recorded in someone's basement. The title was "On the Rag", and while the vocals bore some resemblance, the lyrics were predictably puerile. Was this really you guys, or was my friend just pulling my leg?

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    1. Re:Was this TMBG? by th77 · · Score: 1

      I'm not John, John, any of the Dans, or Marty, but to answer your question, you probably heard On the Drag, from the Working Undercover for the Man EP. Info here: http://tmbw.net/wiki/On_The_Drag

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    2. Re:Was this TMBG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, you couldn't google that? Christ.

    3. Re:Was this TMBG? by camusflage · · Score: 1

      Nope. The song I heard included such gems as, "The worst part about it is the bitch that they can be; Just to kiss 'em they charge admission, when it used to all be free." and, "No wine, no flowers; Don't waste your cash. Because she has a bleeding gash." I think puerile sums it up nicely.

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    4. Re:Was this TMBG? by th77 · · Score: 1

      If that's TMBG, I'll eat an eggplant (and I really don't like eggplant).

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    5. Re:Was this TMBG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://tmbw.net/wiki/On_The_Drag

  49. Easy Question. by somaTh · · Score: 1

    Why Does the Sun Shine?

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    1. Re:Easy Question. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Because the sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma.

  50. Particle Man by tao+jones+industrial · · Score: 1

    When he's underwater does he get wet?

  51. Majestic Presence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've enjoyed walking in the glow of your majestic presence! Thanks for the music...

  52. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did you come about getting picked to score and perform the "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" theme for the series currently airing? When I first heard it while watching with my son, I had my suspicions, but then confirmed them when I did a little searching. Awesome song!!

    1. Re:Mickey Mouse Clubhouse by dcigary · · Score: 1

      Awww damnit, I AC'd this one. Ok, ignore this one and use the one with my username on it! :D

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    2. Re:Mickey Mouse Clubhouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the same experience recently when my 3 and 5 year olds discovered Mickey Mouse. I should have know it was them when my 5 year old daughter said "Daddy can you skip the hotdog song. I really like it but I keep remembering it all day long after I hear it. I immediately flashed back to "I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend..." -Damn, there it goes again....

  53. Re:I'm waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In their spare time John and John are prolific open-source browser developers.

  54. Do you enjoy playing your "mainstream" tracks? by Nareau · · Score: 2

    When you play shows today, a lot of your older fans expect to hear tracks from Lincoln, Flood, and TMBG. Do you resent having to play the same thing over and over, or do you enjoy playing them as much as we enjoy hearing them? Do you ever play your other well-known tracks, like "Dog on Fire" or "You're Not the Boss of Me"?

  55. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse by dcigary · · Score: 1

    How did you come about getting picked to score and perform the "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" theme for the series currently airing? When I first heard it while watching with my son, I had my suspicions, but then confirmed them when I did a little searching. Awesome song!!

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  56. Regret? by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 2

    Are there are any songs you regret recording? Something that seemed like a good idea at the time, but now comes off oddly, or in poor taste?

    1. Re:Regret? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I already know the answer here: "Leningrad, not St. Petersburg"...a great followup to "Istanbul, not Constantinople". Unfortunately, it was released just before the fall of the iron curtain, and after they started calling it St. Petersburg again, people were just confused. In fact, TMBG was so embarrased about that, they seem to have completely erased that song from the discography.

    2. Re:Regret? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      "Women and Men" is about genocide...pretty poor taste. I hope they dumped it from their discography and paid a large self-imposed fine for that one.

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    3. Re:Regret? by Now15 · · Score: 1

      It was?

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  57. Connecting with fans. by Zeelan · · Score: 1

    Over the years I have seen TMBG work very hard at connecting with fans with things like Dial a Song, Pod Casts and the like. While I myself have been to at least three of your concerts. What I was wondering was what else you see value in trying out as you go into the future in the form of content and connecting with fans in light of the downward pressure on the value of pre-recorded music?

  58. Hypothetical Copyright Question by WagonWheelsRX8 · · Score: 1

    I've noticed issues regarding copyright tend to have rather opinionated discussions here on Slashdot. My question is a hypothetical one. When copyright law was initially established waaaay back in 1790 it granted protection for 14 years with the option to renew for another 14 years after that time period expired. If this were the way the copyright still worked, and assuming you filed the extension, it wouldn't be long before some of your original works were in the public domain. Would it be unacceptable or would it be considered OK? How do you feel about the current law (life + 70 years)? Is this something artists typically even think of/consider/care about?

  59. I'm seeing you tonight! by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

    I'm coming to see you guys at the Theatre of the Living Arts tonight (Sep 30)! My question is: can I borrow a copy of your latest album? And a couple of blank tapes?

    Also, if you want to hang out after the show with someone nerdier than you, I wouldn't turn you down.

  60. Tiny Toon Adventures by jonoton · · Score: 1

    How did you get involved with this? And why wasn't this the official video for Particle man?

  61. Giant nerd questions by VonGuard · · Score: 1

    OK, I've been a fan since about 89, so I have a lot of questions to ask.

    First: For each of you, which 1 song of yours is your favorite.

    Second: The World's Address is a sad pun that reflects a sadder mess. Where did the idea for this song come from, and why the violin version?

    Third: Who thinks she's Edith Head? Some specific person you knew?

    Fourth: Any chance of releasing the visual song tie-in games from No on the Web?

    Fifth: Do ya'll actually use metal detectors at the beach?

    Sixth: What was it like trying to play the that bazookie thing in "older than you've ever been?" Was it a klezmer?

    Seventh: I've seen you in concert a few times, and Angel is a tough one to get ya'll to play. It's a popular tune with the fans, is it out of favor with ya'll?

    Eighth: What did ya'll think of the Tiny Toons episode your songs were in?

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  62. Why by TRRosen · · Score: 1

    Why is Flood your only good album!

  63. Your "weirdness" by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 2

    My first exposure to your music was seeing the video for "Don't Lets Start" on a Dr. Demento video countdown on MTV in the mid to late 80s. Looking back, I don't really find that song all that weird, but then again I have spent all of that time being influenced by your music.

    Were you always out to hit that weird nerve? Where you surprised to be picked up by the Good Doctor, who is perhaps best known for promoting parodies and songs that are humorous and/or ridiculous? Did this influence the evolution of your sound at all?

    Thanks,
    Matt

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    1. Re:Your "weirdness" by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      On the note of Doctor Demento, have you ever considered a collaboration with Weird Al?

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  64. Can't Keep Johnny Down by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

    I've heard "Can't Keep Johnny Down" isn't about either of you. Is there any chance it's about your current opening act Jonathan Coulton ?

  65. Tiny Toons by Hsensei · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That episode of Tiny Toons with you music I think was one the greatest moments in Warner Bros Cartoons. Surpassing even the Kill the Wabbit mini opera. Would you ever do more collaborations again?

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    1. Re:Tiny Toons by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      See "Other Father Song" from Coraline. "Boss of Me" from Malcolm in the Middle. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro and a couple of other songs. These are only the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

      The one from Coraline was interesting to me because as soon as I heard the song, I instantly recognized John's voice and the "sound" of the music to be TMBG.

  66. Most underrated work? by conspirator23 · · Score: 2

    Artists don't always see eye-to-eye with their audience. I've heard anecdotes and stories from other artists where they expressed surprise that a piece that meant a tremendous amount to them was ignored by their audience, while a throwaway piece became immensely popular. Can you point to songs of albums that produced a reaction from your fans that was the opposite of what you expected?

  67. Creative Juices by CleverHuman · · Score: 1

    TMBG has maintained a relatively steady pace of new music for the past 30 years. This no doubt requires both creativity AND dedication. Over the years what are some of the tricks and techniques you've developed to maintain both discipline and creativity?

  68. Big Label versus Big Internet by Coppit · · Score: 1

    You've seen both the big label approach to music and the grassroots sell directly to the customer over the internet approach. How do you compare the two?

  69. advice to your younger selves by Rogue+Haggis+Landing · · Score: 1

    If someone from CERN offered you the use of some faster-than-light neutrinos in order to send some advice to the 1982 versions of yourselves, what would that advice be?

    1. Re:advice to your younger selves by Rogue+Haggis+Landing · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If someone from CERN offered you the use of some faster-than-light neutrinos in order to send some advice to the 1982 versions of yourselves, what would that advice be?

      And as a followup, would the 1982 yous have listened?

  70. Chicken or Egg by CleverHuman · · Score: 1

    I am sure each song comes about differently. But in general, do you find you come up with lyrics first, or the music first? Or do you come up with each independently and then try to fit them together later?

  71. ...MIDI Accordions exist, so why not? by wikthemighty · · Score: 1

    Accordion Hero: TMBG Edition!

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  72. What You Really Think by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    There have been some famous rants against the recording industry contracts (think Prince and his SLAVE forehead protest among others). Tell us what you really think of recording company contracts and RIAA.

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  73. How do you feel about Pip Moss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you feel about the music of Pip Moss?

  74. Ahem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Did you enjoy the show Pushing Daisies and their implementation of "Birdhouse in Your Soul?" If not, from what featuring of your music in film, television, or hologramatical device have you gained the most glee/tingling?

  75. Is nerd-rock a genre ghetto and do you live there? by conspirator23 · · Score: 1

    Seems like music fans, music critics, and the industry itself are obsessed with categorizing artists and drawing attention to the similarities between them, real or imagined. A music service like Pandora is completely founded on this premise, and it's success suggests that for better or for worse, this is the way people relate to music. Does it bug you that your music is often lumped in with artists as stylistically diverse as Weird Al, the Barenaked Ladies, and Ween, or do you find that good company?

  76. There arent any conventions for naming of Turkish by unity100 · · Score: 1

    cities ... almost all of the city names come from ancient historical roots, some names go back into 1500 BC, evolved over time. you will find ankara as ankyra, ancyra, angora throughout history. izmir as smyrna. and many more. even the small town names are as such. some hasnt even changed in spelling throughout thousands of years.

  77. Long time listener, first time poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a 1987 Chevy Blazer that keeps burning through alternators. Should I spend more on a higher quality alternator, or is it just destined to keep doing this and I should just carry a cheap one with me in the event of another failure?

  78. Sesame Street by bwnunnally · · Score: 1

    Sesame Street recently said they planned to focus on math and science as a way to help teach these important topics this season. Is there more room for TMBG / Sesame Street collaboration, or perhaps even a place on Sesame Street for The Avatars of They?

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  79. They Might Be Giants? by purpleque · · Score: 2

    After almost 30 years, can you, with any degree of certainty, tell us whether or not they ARE or ARE NOT, in actuality, giants?

    1. Re:They Might Be Giants? by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Who knows! We're still trying to figure out who the "they" are.

  80. Put it to the test by RebrandSoftware · · Score: 2

    I have a non-scientific theory that you guys are atheists like me. I would like to put it to the test. I'm basing my theory on the following lines:

    "A fact is just a fantasy unless it can be checked."

    "I like those stories about angels, unicorns and elves."

    I interpret those lyrics to mean that religion is a fantasy and angels are simply fun stories. Am I correct?

    P.S. My daughter is only 3.5 but is now interested in science and I can't thank you enough for helping me to light that spark!

  81. Shoehorn with Teeth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is a shoehorn with teeth? And do you know where I can get one?

  82. Real singers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys are great songwriters but have you considered having great singers perform your songs? What cover of your songs do you like the best?

  83. Stories? by don_carnage · · Score: 1

    I've always loved your music because it tells a well thought out, interesting, and quirky story. Where do you draw inspiration from? Is there a massive underlying theme controlling everything? A hand inside the puppet-head?

  84. Pants? by RebrandSoftware · · Score: 1

    My 3.5 year old daughter Eloise is a big fan. She asks:

    "Why are pants wet all the time? Why are blankets wet all the time? Why will pillows get burned in the light? That's all the words I want to make and look up in the computer."

    She also says her favorite They Might Be Giants song is: Ten Bowls of Soup, because she likes it... "Woah, woah! Good thing they didn't all spill."

  85. What's that Blue Thing.....doing here? by ZekeSMZ · · Score: 1

    I'd love to hear how you guys came up with "Fingertips". Oh, and please pass the milk, please.

  86. Question regarding maintaining interest and releva by thah0ppa · · Score: 1

    Stupid subject limits...relevance. I was wondering how as artists, the primary way you stay interested in content creation. What do you do to "recharge"? Also, what steps do you take to "aim" your content...if any? I speak of things like, what content to sing about, what ideas to promote. I gather a lot of artists are kind of either or on this type of subject. I hear some just play and do what they like, while others pay attention to trends, follow other bands as influences, etc. Thanks for all the joy you have brought to my family and myself...you are one of the most amazing musicians I currently keep up with. (not your biggest fan, but likely one of the few in my part of texas...cultural wasteland of the south) If you ever need a place to crash, or want to know where the cool parks are in the HEB area of DFW, look me up...im publicly listed...; )

  87. /thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    werd

  88. Open source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Open source seems to be a big thing here at Slashdot... Soooo...

    Have you ever used or considered using any open source software in the production of your music. (At least as an experiment in making one song.) There seems to be a lot of good software for audio recording, soft-synths, and audio workstations being released under GPL these days. Something like Ubuntu Studio seems like it has just about anything an upstart musician would want, so what would an established band such as yourselves have to say about it?

    Or are you locked in to using only commercial stuff because of studio contracts and the like?

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  90. You Probably Get That Alot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you agree with me that your albums tend to become more and more conventional as pop albums? If so, why does this happen? If not, what in Join Us seems to you to compare with the Pink Album in this regard?

    (Just to note--this may sound like a criticism but it's not intended that way. This author enjoys tracks from across the entire temporal TMBG spectrum.

  91. The future of novelty music by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 1

    Your music has long occupied a sort of middle ground between "real" pop rock and the kind of music you used to hear on Dr. Demento. These days, the Internet has sort of lead a revolution in novelty-type music, from flash cartoon showtunes to YouTube remixes to rappers who write rhymes for a deliberately nerdy audience. I'm sure you're at least familiar with part of this phenomenon due to your recent tour with Jonathan Coulton. What's your observation on the future of the silly song?

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  92. From Jacob, age 6 by Jessaamine · · Score: 1

    Why do I have to be a grown-up to go to your concerts? I want to sing too. John and John is my favorite band.

  93. Any more TV theme songs on the way? by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    Now that you've done the theme songs for both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, are you looking to do any more TV work?

    1. Re:Any more TV theme songs on the way? by quenda · · Score: 1

      I heard they might be in the middle of working on a sitcom theme.

  94. Triangle Man picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hi John and John. When my daughter was 5, she absolutely loved your music, and we attended a few of your bookstore shows. They were great. For one of those shows, she drew a picture of Triangle Man. We brought it to your show, stood in line, and presented it to John L. He was about to sign it when she said that the picture was a gift. So I was wondering, do you guys still have that picture?

  95. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  96. Why did Constantinople get the works? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  97. The Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there some agreement in place between John F. and John L. on what should happen if either of them die? i.e. Would the surviving John be allowed to continue using the TMBG name and performing TMBG songs, or would they have to pick a new band name and start over?

  98. When PUSA opened for TMBG... by colbyucb · · Score: 1

    Flans, why did you beat up that guy from Presidents of the United States of America?

  99. How has recording technology changed your process? by explosionhead · · Score: 1

    Given that you've been creating music from Portastudio days and through the rise (and rise) of digital recording, how much of an effect has the progression of tech (especially in affordable home recording) had on the way you each go about songwriting and ultimately putting together your albums?

    I'd love to know where you balance what's done in home production set-ups with bigger studios, what sort of gear you work with where, and where along the line people like Pat Dillet get involved. Are you take half-recorded tracks in to rework? Are you fiddling with mixes and such away from the studio? And are there any production techniques from the 80s that you still rely on, or recent techniques and effects that you avoid?

    Thanks!

    (Also, please come back to Australia some time soon, we miss you!)

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  100. We're certainly dwarfs by Another,+completely · · Score: 1

    Did Terry Pratchett talk with you before publishing Soul Music, or was it a complete surprise?

  101. Everything You Know Is Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's your reaction to Weird Al Yankovic's TMBGesque "Everything You Know Is Wrong"? Like it? Flattered? P.O.ed? Planning to cover it anytime soon?

  102. Mr Excitement! by theswade · · Score: 1

    Do you plan on or would you consider doing more collaborations with Mike Doughty?

  103. Kids' Stuff by theswade · · Score: 1

    I'm an uncle to three girls (5, 2 and 1 years old) and have been making sure they get a solid dose of learnin' and TMBG. "No!" is good. "Here Comes the ABC's" and "Here Comes the 123's" are big hits but not nearly as beloved as "Here Comes Science". Last time I saw them we joined hands and danced in a circle singing "Science is real!" at the top of our lungs (which is especially refreshing since they're getting a rather religious upbringing). So what's next for the wee ones?