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Leonardo DiCaprio To Play Alan Turing?

mikejuk writes "2012 is the one hundredth anniversary of Alan Turing's birth, with many celebration events being planned around the world. This week Warner Bros outbid other companies for the script of a biopic based on Turing's life. The script for The Imitation Game, by first-time screenwriter Graham Moore and based in turn on the biography by Andrew Hodges, Alan Turing: The Enigma, was snapped up by Warner Bros in a 7-figure deal. Right now the leading candidate to portray Turing is Leonardo DiCaprio."

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  1. That won't work by msobkow · · Score: 0

    Can't have women drooling over a geek. Even if it's only an actor playing a geek. 'tis not natural. /jk

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    1. Re:That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Turing wasn't into chick anyways.

    2. Re:That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mind you a homosexual nerd who ended his life because of court ordered estrogen injections made him suicidal.

    3. Re:That won't work by Jiro · · Score: 2

      Women do drool over men who are into other men, you know.

    4. Re:That won't work by microbox · · Score: 4, Informative

      Women love homo-erotica. They don't fantasize about guys having sex, but rather, imagine men falling romantically in love with each other. Weird, eh?

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    5. Re:That won't work by microbox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Being a gay man is a disease. AIDS is an advanced form.

      You talk like a closet fag. Try not to dream of muscles when you sleep tonight.

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    6. Re:That won't work by TechLA · · Score: 2

      How is that weird? Guys do the same about women. The falling in love part too.

      Also, many girls have told me they like watching gay porn much more than lesbian porn.. which is true for most men too, just in reverse.

    7. Re:That won't work by TechLA · · Score: 2

      They don't drool over the fact they're into other men, they're like that because they (even if unknowingly) know that they cannot get that man. Same is true for men in relationships too. Women show much more interest towards you when someone else already has taken you.

    8. Re:That won't work by TechLA · · Score: 2

      because the anus tends to get torn and bleed much more than the naturally self-lubricating vagina or mouth. Other fact: gay men tend to have A LOT MORE partners than anyone else what with no female inhibitions to put the brakes on things. Being a gay man is a disease. AIDS is an advanced form.

      You do know that you can have anal sex with women too, right? Besides, females don't put much brakes to amount of sex men have, not at least for me. Usually they're trying to get sex too often. On the other hand, I do live in Thailand.

      And what would you say about having sex with kathoeys? They're originally men, but have turned into women, have boobs and are generally even more beautiful than real women. Is that gay sex if it's pre-op (still have penis), post-op (now they have vagina, but have been men before)?

    9. Re:That won't work by wonderboss · · Score: 2

      He was a fag. Stop making it normal. It's not. No matter how hard you try.

      If there is anything more useless than a homophobe it is an anonymous coward homophobe.

      I bet he was afraid to approach a woman anyway. They can be manipulative by nature you know. .

      And a misogynist on top of it.
      Poltroon.

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    10. Re:That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Technically that's just efficient thinking. After all, some other woman has already done the quality control, so he's bound to have some good properties.

    11. Re:That won't work by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 0

      As a very drunk and obnoxiously self-indulgent doctor of Anthropology, I officially declare that this discussion is known in 4chan.random( ) parlance as a "faggot thread." I was going to mention the "Rock Hudson" analog, but several astute participants beat me to it. As a straight man sympathetic to the plight of the gays, I agree that anal sex is a loose-loose situation. Far too many people(of both genders) do not clean their buttholes properly, often shitting and not showering before the anticipated anal sex act. It was that same situation which had turned me away from giving anal sex when I performed my first cornhole in my friend's bedroom at at age fiifteen. She was a big girl, butt her stench was wafting up to my nose.

      Do you know what comes out of that hole? Please, please - it doesn't matter what gender you are. Just please clean your rectum. Are you anticipating receiving anal sex later? Please shower and cleanse your rectum at least knuckle-deep. If you are really, really poor you can go into a McDonald's bathroom and wipe until there's no brown or yellow on the paper. Having a clean ass is important in many cultures - see that long pinky fingernail on the hands of Arabs and some Asians running those Mom-and-Pop liquor stores? That means that they have a clean ass and don't hate themselves like most women do.

      It is the personal experience of myself and all of my totally-hetero male friends that women have not been properly taught to clean their assholes. One friend even referred to the smell of his girl's butthole as "cinnamon-like," causing us to play Neil Young's "Cinnamon girl" whilst howling with laughter(she says that she "doesn't get it" and walks out for her 20th smoke of the day). Why, ladies? Is your butthole too dainty to be properly cleaned? Do ladies fear their buttholes, or just assume that they smell like roses because everything else they do smells like roses?

      The most attractive girl I ever boned was flawless on the outside, but when all the clothes came off her pits stank like a mold colony and "down there" she smelled a little, well, could use a little Ivory.

    12. Re:That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > they're like that because they (even if unknowingly) know that they cannot get that man.

      Are you saying they're "forbidden fruits"? :)

    13. Re:That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      women drooling over a gay geek*

      That might be awkward indeed.

    14. Re:That won't work by kbolino · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know you're a troll, but let's do a simple takedown of some of your "points" shall we?

      He should have waited for AIDS to come around.

      He died in 1954 at the age of 41. AIDS was first discovered ca. 1979, so he would've been 66. Do you know a lot of 66-year-olds who have lots of sex? Especially with multiple partners? Neither do I.

      AIDS = the Anally Injected Death Sentence!

      Not anymore. Most people with AIDS in the first world live nearly as long as their counterparts without AIDS. Sure, it's still likely to do you in at some point, but when that point is at 70 vs 75 without AIDS, it's not such a huge setback. Nevertheless, the disease can still be deadly at a young age, and having a weakened immune system makes even minor infections much more serious.

      Fact: anal sex transmits this virus more effectively than other forms of sex because the anus tends to get torn and bleed much more than the naturally self-lubricating vagina or mouth.

      The mouth does not naturally lubricate per se; saliva is a digestive aid. However, there is nothing particularly heterosexual about the mouth nor particularly homosexual about the anus.

      Other fact: gay men tend to have A LOT MORE partners than anyone else what with no female inhibitions to put the brakes on things.

      Perhaps, although my straight friends seem to have a lot more sex than I do. Do you know Alan Turing's sexual history? If not, then tendencies are meaningless to the evaluation of the life of one man.

      Being a gay man is a disease. AIDS is an advanced form.

      There are far more heterosexuals with AIDS than there are homosexuals in total.

      He was a fag. Stop making it normal. It's not. No matter how hard you try.

      In one sense, you're right: homosexuals account for 2–5% of the population. In another sense, though, you are wrong: homosexuality occurs with enough frequency that it is not outside the range of normal variation, and it occurs in other species as well (to a much more limited extend). Also, there are plenty of things that (presently) aren't normal under the same criteria, like having a PhD, being a mathematical genius, and fundamentally defining the elements of an entirely new discipline. Are those also bad?

      I bet he was afraid to approach a woman anyway.

      Could be, but of what relevance is that? If he wasn't interested in women, then being afraid to approach them is largely irrelevant, especially at a time when women were virtually nonexistent in math and science.

      They can be manipulative by nature you know.

      Funnily enough again, the most manipulative people I know are straight. Although I've certainly known manipulative homosexuals, they do not seem over-represented vis-á-vis heterosexuals. Hard statistics, of course, would be preferable.

      Unless you're enough of a man to win their trust.

      What, you mean like an anonymous coward?

      Fags aren't.

      See, once again I find myself in the strange position where most of my friends consider me the most trustworthy person they know. It's a shame you never bothered to actually meet some real gay people.

      They can be substitute "girlfriends" to women.

      Some are, to be sure. I have one straight female friend, and we usually do "guy" things together. The rest of my friends are straight males, none of whom are particularly lacking for masculinity, I might add.

      They definitely can't close the deal.

      A gay man can have sex with a woman just as well as a straight man. In fact, he might even enjoy it (physically). It will never, however, be what he primarily desires nor what he finds as expressive of a lasting emotional connection. Thus, gay men tend to avoid sex with women, since it leads to false promises, mistrust, and broken hearts.

      They're fags.

      That's a tautology.

    15. Re:That won't work by rvw · · Score: 1

      Can't have women drooling over a geek. Even if it's only an actor playing a geek. 'tis not natural. /jk

      Not only a geek, but a gay geek. That means women drooling over DiCaprio, gay people as well, and even geeks might find some bits that turn them on. Now imagine a transgender homosexual geek...

    16. Re:That won't work by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I know you're a troll, but let's do a simple takedown of some of your "points" shall we?

      Trolls exist to waste other people's time, it's probably copy-pasta and by taking the time you've lost. That you know just makes you look stupid, it's like knowing it's a trap but walking right into it anyway. The only way to win is not to play.

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    17. Re:That won't work by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Other fact: gay men tend to have A LOT MORE partners than anyone else

      Awww, looks like someone's jealous..

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    18. Re:That won't work by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      There are far more heterosexuals with AIDS than there are homosexuals in total.

      Estimates place the homosexual percentage of the population anywhere from one to twenty percent, with the five to ten percent range being backed by most studies. If more than five percent of the heterosexual population has AIDS, then the species is in a pretty poor state...

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    19. Re:That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only females drooling over Leo DiCaprio are 14 year old schoolgirls. Grown women aren't generally attracted to effeminate manboys.

    20. Re:That won't work by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      He died in 1954 at the age of 41. AIDS was first discovered ca. 1979, so he would've been 66. Do you know a lot of 66-year-olds who have lots of sex? Especially with multiple partners? Neither do I.

      Actually ummm... I saw a research study done on this before and old people get it on plenty. Especially in rest homes where it's easy to socialize and find new partners. I'd cite something but...

      Do you REALLY want to google that??

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    21. Re:That won't work by mewshi_nya · · Score: 1

      ... clever.

      But I think the "once you have a girlfriend they all come running" phenomenon thing is a mixture of "Well, he's a got a girlfriend, he can't be a total bastard, right?" and "Well, I'm so much better than she is, obviously, and I'll prove it by taking him."

    22. Re:That won't work by mewshi_nya · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that the "OMG so many partners!" thing has been more or less completely debunked.

    23. Re:That won't work by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      But... if you've seen pictures of Alan Turing, particularly from when he was younger than the more common pics, you know he was, in fact, a very attractive man.

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    24. Re:That won't work by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, you gave up on mathematics ever since you couldn't figure out the blocks in kindergarten?

    25. Re:That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... clever.

      ...or offensive, considering the mechanism of Turing's suicide.

    26. Re:That won't work by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It's almost like you have a point, but somehow you'd rather make snide remarks than actually let anyone know what it is...

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    27. Re:That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No real man is concerned with this chest puffing horse shit. You'll find little tolerance for it once you actually get out of the frat house, brah.

    28. Re:That won't work by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "Bullshit. No real man cares about women falling in love with eachother. We just like to see hot chicks dyke out. Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: They think we fucking care. Quit sissy-fying guyhood or GTFO."

      I didn't think this was funny until I saw the poster's username.

    29. Re:That won't work by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      You know, I have grown really weary of this knee-jerk, inaccurate labeling of people. It's just "political correctness" all over again, for which I have absolutely no respect. You are being as much of a jerk as he was, if not more.

      It is possible to dislike gays without being a homophobe, just like it is possible to dislike anything else without being "phobic" or neurotic about it. "Homophobe" is a label that has been far too often and grossly abused, and it's time to knock that shit off.

    30. Re:That won't work by kbolino · · Score: 1

      Heh, not really. Although I don't know of a whole lot of rest homes for swinging gay seniors... In all seriousness, though, the life expectancy for someone born in the UK in 1912 is around 52, so making it to 66 and then contracting AIDS would still put a person well ahead of the curve.

    31. Re:That won't work by jaklumen · · Score: 1

      Eh. What about Japanese yaoi, and fangirls writing slash? Plenty of explicit sex in that.

    32. Re:That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for his over-the-top presentation, I agree. But I might agree with the point when it comes to porn. I don't think lesbian porn is so awesome to me because I have some fascination with two women being in love. I mean, I certainly don't care if two heterosexual porn stars are mimicking love.

      I really think it's just twice the erotic stimuli that I'd have liked anyway, with a mild-perversion force multiplier.

      Nor do I think I'm a particularly shallow person, or have any problems with having meaningful relationships. It's just that... porn is porn. If I wanted mushy romance I'd take someone special out on a date.

    33. Re:That won't work by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      It is possible to dislike gays without being a homophobe,.

      No actually. Look up the definition of homophobe.

      And read the original post. AC seethes hatred and disgust.
      Next your going to tell me that someone who seethes hatred and disgust of
      women is not misogynistic.

      Not liking hatred does not make me PC.

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    34. Re:That won't work by SomePgmr · · Score: 2

      I like to think that, sometimes, when someone takes the time to do a reasonable, polite, well-considered analysis of some common horseshit... there can be a real benefit to other readers too.

      Obviously the original troll isn't going to stop being an asshole, but someone else might read the response and learn something, or just see things in a different way. That can't be a bad thing.

      I say "nice work" on keeping it level-headed. If I had cared enough to reply, I certainly wouldn't have been so decent about it.

    35. Re:That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That you needed to say that reminded me of a conversation I once had a long while back, where a guy friend of a friend loved the idea of seeing two women kissing, but could not wrap his head around the idea that a woman might like to see two men kissing.

    36. Re:That won't work by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      The dictionary goes by popular usage, not technical accuracy. Which was my entire point. So that's a nonsense argument. YOU go look up the technical definition.

      I don't care whether you think it was hatred or not. It could have been someone just trolling, for example. But your opinion of somebody does not give you license to go around publicly mislabeling them. That's about as hypocritical as it gets.

      Although I will accept "misogynistic". There was direct evidence of that.

    37. Re:That won't work by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      Using the dictionary is a nonsense argument while referring to a technical definition without providing a reference is a valid argument?
      Perhaps you can reference a psychiatric definition.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophobia
        "Definitions refer to irrational fear, with the implication of antipathy, contempt, prejudice, and aversion."
      I think there is direct evidence of antipathy, prejudice, and aversion.
      "He was a fag." Prejudicial slur. Similar to insults as "He was a nigger" or "She was a cunt".
      Wishing AIDS on someone seems direct evidence of antipathy.

      You allow "They can be manipulative by nature you know." as evidence of misogyny. Wonder why?

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  2. At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by bradorsomething · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...although it would be ironic if the actor playing him would fail his test.

    1. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by wonderboss · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ok, where are my mod points.
      ROFLMFAO
      woah...

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    2. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised they didn't go for Shia LaBeouf. Did he get some kind of lip infection that forced him to stop blowing producers or something ? Fuck Hollywood.

      captcha: tongue.

    3. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Informative

      I vote that this was posted by a computer AI.

    4. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, I don't give mod points to AC posts. But yours should be modded +5 Funny (although it's true, so maybe +5 Insightful?)...

    5. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by wonderboss · · Score: 2

      woah..

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    6. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Zing! You just made Sad Keanu sad.

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    7. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keanu Reeves would totally be better for this part!

    8. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Whoa, it's still early days... William Shatner could totally get offered the part yet.

    9. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      WOAH!

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    10. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      D'OH!

    11. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      That's the spirit!

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    12. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      woah!

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  3. Two Certainties by cffrost · · Score: 2

    If Scorsese's directing, DiCaprio's leading.
    If DiCaprio's leading, Scorsese's directing.

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    1. Re:Two Certainties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ...and how does this bijection account for the fact that Christopher Nolan directed Inception?

    2. Re:Two Certainties by cffrost · · Score: 2

      ...and how does this bijection account for the fact that Christopher Nolan directed Inception?

      Exception that proves the rule.

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    3. Re:Two Certainties by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      James Cameron directed Titanic. And I doubt Scorsese directed that episode of Growing Pains.

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    4. Re:Two Certainties by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Maybe there is a tie in. Inception was Turing's dream.

    5. Re:Two Certainties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      James Cameron directed Titanic. And I doubt Scorsese directed that episode of Growing Pains.

      You know, I considered whether the poster had several undisclosed conditions on the bijection, such as an implicit validity window, eg. counting only since 2004 with The Aviator or something. Furthermore, it seemed reasonable to restrict the Scorsese consideration to full, feature-length films given the implicit universe of discourse.

      However, Inception was in 2010... really throws a wrench in shit. So do Blood Diamond (2006), Revolutionary Road (2008), and Body of Lies (2008).

      Unrelatedly, I really wanted to keep hating DiCaprio indefinitely due to Titanic, but I just can't bring myself to do so after his compelling performances as of late.

    6. Re:Two Certainties by deniable · · Score: 1

      Scorsese doing Growing Pains? Next up, Tarantino does Seventh Heaven.

    7. Re:Two Certainties by nitehawk214 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and how does this bijection account for the fact that Christopher Nolan directed Inception?

      Exception that proves the rule.

      Inception that proves the rule.

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    8. Re:Two Certainties by cffrost · · Score: 1

      If Scorsese's directing, DiCaprio's leading.
      If DiCaprio's leading, Scorsese's directing.

      I'm replying to myself to clarify that I don't believe Scorsese and DiCaprio shall work together on every project... But a biopic on historic figure Alan Turing? C'mon, that's right up their alley.

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    9. Re:Two Certainties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they are "an item"?

    10. Re:Two Certainties by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Scorsese doing Growing Pains? Next up, Tarantino does Seventh Heaven.

      I might pay to see that, especially if Jessica Biel's character loses her virginity onscreen.

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    11. Re:Two Certainties by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I think I got my father to give Matt Damon a full chance (he tolerated him in Saving Private Ryan) and give DiCaprio a full one in a twofer by forcing him to watch "The Departed". "But Dad, it's a Scorsese gangster flick. How bad could it be? And if you let Mom pick, she's gonna make us watch another episode of Bridezillas."

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    12. Re:Two Certainties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was the denouement with your dad? Still on the fence?

    13. Re:Two Certainties by cffrost · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are "an item"?

      Whatever they have together, it used to be DeNiro in DiCaprio's place. Since DeNiro hasn't partnered with another director, I'm guessing Scorsese makes and breaks these Scorsese+ItalianAmericanMaleLead relationships.

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    14. Re:Two Certainties by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Scorsese is a brilliant director, I don't mind this in the least bit.

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    15. Re:Two Certainties by onezeta · · Score: 0

      I don't like that. With Scorsese and DiCaprio, it might be 'The Departed 2'. And please, can Ridley Scott do the directing? Hire a British actor too for Turing!

    16. Re:Two Certainties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      James Cameron directed Titanic

      I'm the king of the Hello World!

      This movie's writing itself!

      (Sorry)

    17. Re:Two Certainties by zevans · · Score: 1

      Well, Inception does show that any dream can emulate any other dream...

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    18. Re:Two Certainties by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      He won't seek out movies with Leonardo, but he will let them stay on if there's nothing else of interest.

      FWIW, the one that sold him solidly on Matt Damon was The Good Shepard.

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    19. Re:Two Certainties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he knows he's brilliant, so he tries even harder to be. If he were good, he wouldn't have to try so hard. Instead things seem forced, larger than life to force something he was aiming for. It's like the difference between watching a sprint and a marathon. The sprint is more fun, but much less "work". The marathon is much harder to do, but it wears down the viewer to watch.

  4. Just a question of length... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as the movie is of infinite length, and certain other conditions are observed, shouldn't it be possible for any actor to successfully play Turing, albeit quite possibly requiring impractical amounts of time to do so?

    1. Re:Just a question of length... by slimjim8094 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if that actor is Turing-complete.

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    2. Re:Just a question of length... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As long as the movie is of infinite length, and certain other conditions are observed, shouldn't it be possible for any actor to successfully play Turing, albeit quite possibly requiring impractical amounts of time to do so?

      Leanardo's performances are not context-sensitive. He pretty much does the same thing in every movie. Given the limited number of emotional states that he can portray, it is pretty safe to say the most he can pull off is a Finite State Machine. If he tries to do more than that a giagantic pumping Lemma will come out and eat him.

    3. Re:Just a question of length... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      something something halting problem

    4. Re:Just a question of length... by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      I think Leo solved this problem quite well in Titanic

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    5. Re:Just a question of length... by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Yes

      But you can never be sure he'll stop playing

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    6. Re:Just a question of length... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DiCaprio? Well, he's certainly gay enough....

  5. Way immature to play scientist like Turing by muon-catalyzed · · Score: 2

    He is one of the last actors I would imagine to play character like Turing, a thoughtful man, mathematician, scientist.. Everything Leo isn't.

    1. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone like Tom Hanks would be a good fit as Turing.

    2. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by jamesh · · Score: 3, Informative

      He is one of the last actors I would imagine to play character like Turing, a thoughtful man, mathematician, scientist.. Everything Leo isn't.

      He's an actor though, so given a reasonable script he can play a thoughtful man, mathematician, and scientist.

      I know he's someone that it seems fashionable to hate but I've liked a lot of his movies.

    3. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by sconeu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, I hated him after Titanic, mostly because of the teenage girl swoon thing...

      Then I saw him in "Catch Me If You Can" and decided he really was a good actor.

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    4. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Look at damned near anything he's ever done. In many ways, it's a shame he did Titanic, as that heartthrob thing is something he still hasn't lived down.

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    5. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Hanks is too old. Turing was in his early 40s when he died.

    6. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      His best role was in "What's eating Gilbert Grape"
      Personally, I think he looks too gay to play Turing.

    7. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

      Hanks is the right "persuasion" though, and makeup can do a lot for age onscreen.

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    8. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by deniable · · Score: 1

      Colin Hanks would be better age wise.

    9. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      He's shown his chops enough times now to convince me he's pretty good. He was very good in The Aviator and pretty impressive in Revolutionary Road.

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    10. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hanks is the right "persuasion" though, and makeup can do a lot for age onscreen.

      Nope. Look at how silly Stallone, Swharzenegger or Willis are in doing the whole action hero movies nowadays. They are way past the right age, and makeup doesn't fix this fundamental flaw. Di Caprio is a fine actor to take on the role of Alan Turing, especially since the character in the film is going to be 20 years old to late 30 thirties.

    11. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crispin Glover-- if he can do an English accent!

      (captcha: modernly)

    12. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I saw him in inception and realized he's a shit actor.

    13. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by Yewbert · · Score: 1

      I came to this discussion fully expecting to see some mention of Wil Wheaton, and am a bit surprised that there apparently hasn't been one so far. Not that I have much of a feeling one way or the other as to whether he'd be valid to play the role.

      /read the Turing bio

      //haven't seen Wheaton in many things

    14. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by Anonymus · · Score: 1

      What actor do you know that is a mathematician and scientist? You do know what "acting" is, don't you?

  6. Fantastic by gadzook33 · · Score: 2

    Personally I think this would be fantastic. Two of my favorite people. I think Leo is a superb actor and we all know what a fascinating and enigmatic person Turning was.

    1. Re:Fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, he might once have had the image of a teen girl crush, but he's long become a grown man and i think he was exceptional in all his recent roles.

    2. Re:Fantastic by javakah · · Score: 1

      He has been quite good. There are more talented actors though. The thing with Leonardo DiCaprio though is that he may be the actor with the best judgement in what movies to play in. If you look at his filmography, you notice that he plays in relatively few movies, but those really tend to be smart, well put together movies.

      I am kind of hoping that he does play Alan Turing, not necessarily for his acting skills so much, but just because it tells me that the script is likely to have been well done.

    3. Re:Fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After watching Leo as Frank Abagnale Jr. and then as Howard Hughes, I don't think people can digest him in the role of Alan Turing. We need a new face. May be Ed Norton? Oh, but Turing was gay. Then may be Tom Cruise?

  7. Oh Really by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    This doesn't sound like a moneymaker for Hollywood.

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    1. Re:Oh Really by DiegoBravo · · Score: 1

      Did you forget A Beautiful Mind?; IMO the Turing story has a lot more potential...

    2. Re:Oh Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A Beautiful Mind" is a universal movie, starring Russell Crowe; What exactly does this have to do with Warner and DiCaprio? And another thing; that movie came out a decade ago, how is that an indicator that this Turing movie will do well?

    3. Re:Oh Really by InfiniteZero · · Score: 1

      Also The Aviator, another great DiCaprio biopic movie that made loads of money.

    4. Re:Oh Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turing was gay. Gay films don't do well.

    5. Re:Oh Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nash wasn't gay...

    6. Re:Oh Really by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      This is the 21st century. Brokeback Mountain was the highest grossing film over its first Christmas weekend, made $178 million at the domestic box office and in terms of takings ranks in the top 10 romantic films of all time.

      This will be a low budget film. It doesn't need to break box office records.

    7. Re:Oh Really by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Except they'll really play up the homosexuality angle and turn off the vast majority of potential viewers.

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  9. I'm thinking Ron Howard and Russell Crowe by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    oh... yeah

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  10. Hmm.. could've been worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We've already seen the following actors in comparable roles:

    Russell Crowe - A Beautiful Mind

    Dustin Hoffman - Rain Man

    Matt Damon - Good Will Hunting, The Talented Mr. Ripley

    Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

    No need to see the same movie twice.

    1. Re:Hmm.. could've been worse by broginator · · Score: 0, Funny

      Robin Williams - The Birdcage

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    2. Re:Hmm.. could've been worse by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      No need to see the same movie twice.

      that's a pretty dumb statement, if you classify all those as the same movie then you must have watched 5 different movies of different genres and then never watched another one.

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    3. Re:Hmm.. could've been worse by WCLPeter · · Score: 1

      Robin Williams - Mork and Mindy

    4. Re:Hmm.. could've been worse by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      that's a pretty dumb statement, if you classify all those as the same movie then you must have watched 5 different movies of different genres and then never watched another one.

      Or 7, if you believe Joseph Campbell.

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  11. This is Hollywood by ddd0004 · · Score: 0

    I predict they will ruin this more than they've ruined anything.

    Some predictions on the content of the movie (any or all of these my apply):
    Alan Turing will be played by Justin Beiber
    Alan Turing will invent the Atomic Bomb
    The movie will feature Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell and be titled Tango & Cash 2: The Alan Turing Story ...

    1. Re:This is Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be the Syfy/Asylum version, sans the actors.

    2. Re:This is Hollywood by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      you forgot:

      Bletchly Park will be somewhere in the US.

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  12. Adam Sandler!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah baby!!!

  13. Lots of interesting angles by ZouPrime · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A story on Turing could exploits a lot of interesting angles. He's an important figure in computer science AND in cryptography. His most prestigious work was done with WWII in the backdrop, and helped the allies tremendously. Finally, he has the total romantic yet misunderstood hero story - his contribution was a war secret, he was condemned for his homosexuality by the state he helped so much, and died a Plato death.

    There's a kickass script to be made out of that.

    Oh and DiCaprio is a fine choice. Great actor, versatile enough to pull it out and to let the character be the story.

    1. Re:Lots of interesting angles by colinrichardday · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wouldn't that be a Socratic death?

    2. Re:Lots of interesting angles by micronicos · · Score: 1

      A story on Turing could exploits a lot of interesting angles. He's an important figure in computer science AND in cryptography. His most prestigious work was done with WWII in the backdrop, and helped the allies tremendously. Finally, he has the total romantic yet misunderstood hero story - his contribution was a war secret, he was condemned for his homosexuality by the state he helped so much, and died a Plato death.

      There's a kickass script to be made out of that.

      Oh and DiCaprio is a fine choice. Great actor, versatile enough to pull it out and to let the character be the story.

      Spot on, plus the Cambridge (England) angle, work in some spies, I think it's a fine project. Robert Harris did an excellent job with "Enigma". Tried to mod up the post above but don't know how.

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    3. Re:Lots of interesting angles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as Hollywood can somehow manage to not turn it into a special effects action spectacular. That will be a nice change.

    4. Re:Lots of interesting angles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a Plato death

      Turing died at 81 in his sleep after a party where he showed a girl how to play the flute? Must have been in another universe.

    5. Re:Lots of interesting angles by Phrogman · · Score: 2

      So Hollywood will look at all those possibilities and determine the following:
      * They will gloss over his importance to computer science considerably because its hard to explain to their perceived audience. They will likely show something but otherwise ignore it.
      * They will gloss over his importance to cryptography except to show him personally cracking the enigma machine (ignoring the rest of Bletchley Park most likely)
      * They will seize on his being homosexual and make most of the film focus on how he was persecuted and denied fame because of it - without showing any overtly homosexual activities (so as not to offend their perceived audience). The focus of the film will be the tragedy of his sexuality in a repressive culture that couldn't accept it, because that's a trendy thing to make a film about and will get good publicity at awards festivals and likely sell more tickets.
      * Because there is a hint of his having been killed rather than committing suicide they may opt for a wild conspiracy theory where he was killed to keep him quiet about his cryptographic efforts during the war etc.
      Its difficult of course because he was a very remarkable person, but he is also English and Hollywood would likely prefer it if he was American (easier to sell those tickets). Americans don't really like films that aren't about Americans, but I guess a Brit will do in a pinch.
      Cynical yeah, you noticed :P

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    6. Re:Lots of interesting angles by Dusty101 · · Score: 1

      'I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"' -- Chris Knight, "Real Genius".

    7. Re:Lots of interesting angles by mewshi_nya · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think as long as they make it about a genius who happened to be gay, instead of a gay man who happened be a genius, it will work out very, very well, both in terms of storyline and in terms of what it does for people.

    8. Re:Lots of interesting angles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would make it Socratic?

    9. Re:Lots of interesting angles by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      The fact that it was Socrates who committed suicide by drinking hemlock, not Plato.

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    10. Re:Lots of interesting angles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After watching Leo as Frank Abagnale Jr. and then as Howard Hughes, I don't think people can digest him in the role of Alan Turing. May be Johnny Depp? He is versatile, hardworking, got the kind of physique and looks to match Alan Turing. What's more? He's got the gay look too!

    11. Re:Lots of interesting angles by Sduic · · Score: 1

      "Isn't is Socratic?"

      That was an Alanis Morissette song wasn't it?

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    12. Re:Lots of interesting angles by Mateorabi · · Score: 1

      Which makes you wonder why they didn't just make Cryptonomicon (of which this is a few chapters) into a movie.

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    13. Re:Lots of interesting angles by Sun · · Score: 1

      he was condemned for his homosexuality by the state he helped so much

      If I understand the story correctly, he was condemned for his homosexuality by the state because he helped so much. The British (for lack of a better word) intelligence were worried he'll be up for blackmail due to his sexual tendencies, and were worried due to the sheer amount of top-secret information he knew (the fact the Enigma was cracked was not made public until the mid-70s). So they did the most obvious thing to do - they made his life hell. Army intelligence at its best.

      Shachar

    14. Re:Lots of interesting angles by hannza · · Score: 1

      A Cryptonomicon movie would be amazing, but I don't think that it would end up being a major movie- too easy to mess up, and I can't imagine that many screenplay writers or directors could fully translate the span or depth of Cryptonomicon.

    15. Re:Lots of interesting angles by zippthorne · · Score: 2

      Neither, if the wiki article is correct: No mention of how Touring's mentor died (probably not hemlock poisoning at the behest of the city council, though), and Touring himself was apparently poisoned entirely without a trial of any kind, public or private.

      Clever with the cyanide in the apple trick, though, considering that apples *naturally* contain it (though usually inaccessibly in the seeds, rather than the pulp..)

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    16. Re:Lots of interesting angles by WhoBeDaPlaya · · Score: 1

      I agree with what you posted, except wouldn't he be hacking the Gibson instead?

    17. Re:Lots of interesting angles by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      Must have meant "plate o' death," as Turing ate a poisoned apple. Actually that would be more of a Snow White death, wouldn't it?

      Socrates drank the Cup-o-Death.

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    18. Re:Lots of interesting angles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you define a Socratic death? Is it one where you die in the way Socrates did? Or is it one where you die asking a lot of questions?

    19. Re:Lots of interesting angles by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I meant it in the sense of dying by intentionally poisoning oneself.

  14. Cryptonomicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should've just made a Cryptonomicon movie. Way more interesting than what actually happened!

    1. Re:Cryptonomicon by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'd be a 26 episode series to get even half the book.

    2. Re:Cryptonomicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Nolan directed HBO Cryptonimcon miniseries? I'd actually pay money to see that.
      You could do a good movie of Zodiac to test the waters so to speak.

    3. Re:Cryptonomicon by deniable · · Score: 1

      Boring, boring, boring, better, climax, done. That and you'd have to film the almost erotic Captain Crunch chapter and the expensive furniture / stockings stroke piece.

    4. Re:Cryptonomicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd totally watch that. not so sure if I'd watch a series of the Baroque Cycle. I don't think it would translate well to the screen.

  15. Keanu Reeves by liquidhokie · · Score: 1

    At least its not Keanu Reeves.

    1. Re:Keanu Reeves by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      woah...

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    2. Re:Keanu Reeves by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      At this point I'm thankful it's not Will Smith.

  16. Jeremy Irons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough said.

    1. Re:Jeremy Irons by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      20 years ago I would have agreed.

    2. Re:Jeremy Irons by KliX · · Score: 1

      This is the single gayest comment, and beautiful.

  17. NAACP asks: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's wrong with Eddie Murphy?

    1. Re:NAACP asks: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no no no, the obvious choice here is Arnold Schwarzenegger

  18. Turing + Hollywood by airfoobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mad scientist Alan "Mhz" Turing invents an intelligent robot that transforms into a flying car, which he uses to embark on a great journey into space where he will find true love with an alien prince (cue for love scene on front of spaceship) and, of course, get the idea for the first desktop computer. When he returns to Earth, he builds a prototype for his new invention, which surprisingly turns out to be a modern Mac (because in Hollywood all computers are Macs), however his contemporaries find out about his love with the alien, which forces him to abandon the Mac and travel back into space where he lives happily ever after as the queen of an alien planet. THE END. If this does well at the box office, expect a sequel in a couple of years.

    1. Re:Turing + Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      +1 Blasphemy

    2. Re:Turing + Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hm, good start, but I can see you are not an experienced movie writer like me. Your script lacks a lot of things. For a start, you need :
      - A waving american flag, though it could be there for no apparent reason.
      - A bomb with a blinking diode on it.
      - A way in which the character gains new insight and grows as a person.
      - (Since he is supposed to be smart) a scene of Turing playing chess with someone and thinking for hours, then making a one move checkmate.
      - (Since space ships are involved and Turing still is supposed to be smart) Turing getting into some tricky situation in space, and solving it by making an invention that would revolutionize space flight and which involves almost perfect insight into the details of how the propulsion system works before said invention.
      - Turing being the hero, says something to the effect of "if you put your mind to it, you can be whatever you want to be".
      - Turing killing a bad guy and throwing a oneliner like "why don't you hang around for a while".
      - A car chase.

    3. Re:Turing + Hollywood by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Yes

      Or even better, it's a lesbian woman and she makes out with Mila Kunis

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    4. Re:Turing + Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turing 2 Electric Boogaloo?

      Seriously a film about Turing (great), starring DiCaprio (not so great). I am not impressed with his acting chops. There are better actors, find them!

    5. Re:Turing + Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget it's in 3D!!

  19. I vote for Neil Patrick Harris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Who else could understand Turing better?

  20. Paging Dr. Freud? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Yes, the AC went off on a homophobic rant. However, I don't subscribe to the Freudian concept of homophobia as related to repressed homosexuality.

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    1. Re:Paging Dr. Freud? by outsider007 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not Freud. They showed gay porn to homophobes and a control group and counted the boners. Verified.

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    2. Re:Paging Dr. Freud? by microbox · · Score: 2

      Except that there was a control group. IDIOT!

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    3. Re:Paging Dr. Freud? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      I've also heard of that kind of research, but the subconscious repression kind of thing is what reminded me of Freud.

      Granted, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud's_views_on_homosexuality focuses on homosexuals instead of homophobes, and has to do with how Freud coming to the conclusion that homosexuals can't be "converted".

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    4. Re:Paging Dr. Freud? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Not Freud. They showed gay porn to homophobes and a control group and counted the boners. Verified."

      This makes no sense at all. If they were already known to be "homophobes" in the sense you mean, then what was the point of the test? You are defining your terms in terms of what you have already defined... perfectly circular reasoning.

      That's like saying "we tested some mice and discovered that they like Purina Mouse Chow", rather than a real experiment, which would have been "they like Purina Mouse Chow, therefore it is likely they are mice."

    5. Re:Paging Dr. Freud? by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      The hypothesis was that homophobes are latent homosexuals.

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    6. Re:Paging Dr. Freud? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      That doesn't add anything to the discussion. Of course the hypothesis was that homophobes were latent homosexuals. That was obvious. But how did they define "homophobe"? As an actual homophobe, in the technical sense, or someone who just didn't like homosexuals?

      Given just this much information, even if we assume it's true, it is impossible to draw any conclusions from it.

    7. Re:Paging Dr. Freud? by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      The "homophobes" got more boners than the control group. Get it?

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  21. female inhibition by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    I think Mr. Homophobic AC has a point with the female inhibition thing. However, that concept implies to me that it's a general male issue rather than an issue specific to _homosexual_ males - straight males would also act like that if straight females were more cooperative.

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  22. Women drooling over an actor playing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a GAY geek. Don't forget that part.

  23. Jeremy Northam! by fnj · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't have any large issue with DiCaprio playing Turing. He is versatile, capable, and very hard working. However, the part should go to Jeremy Northam. It would have been a better age match if they tapped him 20 years ago, but there are other factors to consider than matching the actor's age to the character in his prime. I didn't know Turing, so it's just an impression, but I think Jeremy Northam would do a superb job. See The Winslow Boy and tell me I'm wrong.

    1. Re:Jeremy Northam! by Freultwah · · Score: 1

      Finally somebody proposing an English actor to play an Englishman. I also vote for Christian Bale (ok, so he's Welsh, big deal), Jason Statham or Vinnie Jones to take the part. Ftw!

    2. Re:Jeremy Northam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding the tapping: I expect some ass fucking in that movie. So the actor should be up for it. And as most young girl crush artists turn out to be gay... ;)

    3. Re:Jeremy Northam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that would be awesome to see Turing literally kicking some Nazi ass, jumping out of planes, kicking in doors, decapitating enemies with a slide rule, and blowing shit up. Maybe he could shoot equations from his eyes that make heads explode.

  24. Not a bad resemblanse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At first I thought this is stupid, but then I went and looked at pictures of Turing, and there actually is a resemblance. And Leonardo is not a bad actor, even if he is not as good as the hype around him would indicate. Go for it.

  25. I like Mr. Northam in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius" playing another golf legend, Mr. Walter Hagen (who was from very near my area in fact... who was TRULY "my kind of guy" actually, except for his obsession with $)!

    * He played THAT role, to a tee (pun intended)...

    APK

    P.S.=> I haven't seen him in anything else, but I will keep your suggestion in mind for future reference - because of his excellent portrayal of Walter Hagen... apk

  26. Re:Turing is way overrated. by bmo · · Score: 1

    >reads whole message
    >reads last line
    >another "turing was a fag" troll

    *sigh*

    Go drink bleach.

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  27. Re:Turing is way overrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, maybe, he was persecuted and later committed suicide, and that makes him a more interesting figure to write about for mainstream media than the others.

  28. Re:Turing is way overrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you know, the concept of a Turing machine. Church published an equivalent concept (namely lambda calculus), but it was Turing who came up with the Turning machine incarnation. The field chose to use the Turing machine which goes quite nicely with FSA, push-down automata, etc. It was Turing's particular incarnation that struck a chord with the field. Save your righteous indignation for something else (possibly Newton vs. Leibniz re: calculus) and quit making up reasons to be upset.

  29. Re:Turing is way overrated. by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    All of that research into Turing's contemporaries just so you can justify your homophobic biases.

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  30. So was Alan Turing one HOTTIE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll bet that the movie will focus on his persecution for homosexuality, and his death, even more than his inventions

    1. Re:So was Alan Turing one HOTTIE? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Since the alternative would involve attempting to make money by releasing a movie about math, I suspect that they'll have limited choice.

      You can really only have so many minutes of 'montage of intense-looking-dude scribbling math on stuff' before people lose interest. At that point, you have to split the remaining feature-length-film time between WWII drama and persecution and suicide drama...

    2. Re:So was Alan Turing one HOTTIE? by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      i love maths montages

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  31. An "Example Given" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Ah, who's BETTER n' US, kid...?" -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ5Gr2joVe8&feature=related

    APK

    P.S.=> My fav. scenes though, lol, are when he shows up HAMMERED & HUNG OVER to golf matches as "Sir Walter" (lol & also when he says he's not FAMOUS, but rather, "infamous" too) and just KNOCKS THE SNOT outta everyone, easily (even Bobby Jones, initially when he's still green that is, not as much later once Mr. Jones got used to Walter's "psychological tactics")...

    ... apk

  32. Re:Turing is way overrated. by jensend · · Score: 1

    Post's 1936 paper described the same kind of machine, and Post came up with better versions of it (nobody uses Turing's original formulation, and the formulations actually used in textbooks etc usually build on Post's work).

    I can't find a reference right this second but I'm fairly certain that nobody thought of the DFA or PDA abstractions for >10 years after all three papers were published (I think Post's later work on string rewriting and the PCP helped lead to those ideas along with the corresponding ideas of regular/context free), so there wasn't yet any other framework for the Post/Turing formalism to fit more naturally into.

    Thanks for actually trying to provide an alternate reason rather than jumping at my throat for mentioning the only reason I'm able to come up with like most of these folks. I'm interested to hear whatever alternate explanations people can come up with.

  33. What, Ben Affleck wasn't available? by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

    It could be a zany rom-com with a dog, a monkey using an abacus, and even fit in the gay angle somehow (maybe a fashion designer on the side, a la Zoolander?). Tom Cruise could be the romantic interest, fighting with Turing the whole time about how machines are evil and Xenu is the one true way, until the monkey, riding the dog, slaps Cruise with a fish and makes him realize the errors of his ways. Let Terry Gilliam direct.

    Guaranteed $500 mil 1st weekend.

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    1. Re:What, Ben Affleck wasn't available? by glwtta · · Score: 2

      It could be a zany rom-com with a dog, a monkey using an abacus, and even fit in the gay angle somehow

      Don't be ridiculous, Hollywood would never acknowledge someone being gay in a biopic. Unless of course it's a Big Important Picture about them being gay (could still go that way, it's got the required ending).

      I expect Ellen Page will be the love interest.

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    2. Re:What, Ben Affleck wasn't available? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Fair point. Maybe the dog could be gay, with a big subplot of him/her coming to grips with the non-understanding canine society.

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    3. Re:What, Ben Affleck wasn't available? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >*I expect Ellen Page will be the love interest.* //

      Turing was engaged to be married to a woman he claimed to love, and whom he worked with, so a female love interest is necessary to tell the story.

      I'm not sure how well the 40-something picking up a teenage boy at the cinema and then inviting him back to his house for sex is going to play with the mainstream though ... it'll be interesting to see how they'd play that weekend though as from the little I've read it always looked like he fell for a "honey" trap.

  34. Shoot-outs on a train. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That I can't wait to see, or the part where Turing blasts the incoming V2 with a couple of .45s held sideways. Gangsta style. While diving over a moving tank. In slow motion.

    This is gonna be AWESOME.

    1. Re:Shoot-outs on a train. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Sod that, how about Turing being American, with the Americans cracking Enigma...?

  35. Oooh, the apple scene by E.I.A · · Score: 2

    I just can't wait to see Leo bite into the poisoned apple. The hormonal castration should be particularly dramatic too. Maybe they can get the political apology right in the film, and properly repent for a truly disgusting deed. But I still think Matt Damon would be a goodlier choice, based on the face. ....Well Alan, you were way ahead of your time, but we were still in the dark ages. Sorry about that, and thanks for all the help. PS: If you come back, try San Francisco, Rome, or maybe Key West; I hear they finally accepted that patterns of "indecency" are not always matters of choice, and even if they were, they're your own. And anyway, you're really not missing much - and CCTV never flatters the form.

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  36. Re:Turing is way overrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In your original post, you admit to Post's work being submitted after Turing's. Just food for thought.

    The reason is probably nuanced and impossible to determine. But this sort of thing happens rather frequently in scientific research. There's the more famous example I cited about Newton and Leibniz. Why does Newton always get the credit, but we use Leibniz's notation? Is it because Newton moved onto calculus (but then why Leibniz's notation) or was it just a fluke? Take the slightly different example of powered flight. Why did the Wright Brothers get everything right and not somebody else? How close was somebody else to beating the Wright Brothers?

    In the end, for some reason or another, the field just settled on Turing. It isn't really important why and it's probably non-deterministic. I honestly don't think it was because he was gay as the terminology was really crystalized before (or right on the cusp) the gay rights movement had any real momentum, widespread attention, or successes under its belt. What's more interesting is that three people independently discovered these foundational concepts contemporaneously. And I think that leads to an even more interesting question. Why did this happen with three people at this particular time in human history? Did somebody else stumble upon the concepts before, but didn't publish or wasn't in a position to publish?

  37. Re:Turing is way overrated. by jensend · · Score: 0

    I didn't just collect a bunch of random names of his contemporaries to post here in response to this article. I've studied mathematical logic a good bit, and recently have been working towards writing a brief article about the history of logic and development of theoretical CS from 1870-1950.

    Though I like everybody else started off with the idea that he was some kind of exceptional genius who earned the title of the father of computing, I had to abandon this idea in the face of evidence that others deserved more of the credit than he did.

    If you can provide a better explanation for his idolization, let's hear it. But otherwise your summary dismissal of my reasons looks rather like you're the one whose bias is showing.

  38. Re:Turing is way overrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops. Meant to say "Is it because Newton moved onto physics", obviously not calculus. Somehow missed that in my proof read.

    Oh, and my point about the Turing machine fitting in with the other conceptual machines wasn't really about the timeline, but rather, the field has demonstrated a preference for thinking about computability with conceptual machines. Siding with Turing machines over lambda calculus could be the first sign post down that road.

    Also, did anyone else independently come up with oracles? It may be that Turing's further theoretical work using oracles may have cemented him as the most famous of the three.

    And it just occurred to me, Turing's work at Bletchley Park may be more celebrated than the others because he's also known for the Church-Turing thesis. It could be that his renown for each fed off each other.

  39. Re:Turing is way overrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you know, the concept of a Turing machine. Church published an equivalent concept (namely lambda calculus), but it was Turing who came up with the Turning machine incarnation. The field chose to use the Turing machine which goes quite nicely with FSA, push-down automata, etc. It was Turing's particular incarnation that struck a chord with the field. Save your righteous indignation for something else (possibly Newton vs. Leibniz re: calculus) and quit making up reasons to be upset.

    Ironically Lambda Calculus was brought back to life by McCarthy in Lisp and has been with us ever since. As Abelson and Sussman have said in their lectures, people tend to confuse the tools of the trade with the fundational concepts. Computer Science is not about computers, its about computations, computers are but a tool. And the lambda calculus is a much better abstraction for explaining computation than a Turing machine ever was.
    History is very selective (in a wrong sort of way), and we have to accept that general folklore makes Alan Turing THE father of computer science even if its not historically correct.

  40. Re:Turing is way overrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think it's fair to say lambda calculus is a better conceptual tool than Turing machines. Sure, that may be the case for you and others, but it doesn't mean it is the case for everyone. I've known several academics who can think with state machines better or easier than lambda calculus and I've known academics who think better with lambda calculus. So much of scientific progress is wrought on pursuing intuition and gut feelings which leads someone to a formal answer. Using a conceptual machine over lambda calculus will allow some people to intuit more freely and successfully. And some people will intuit more freely and successfully with lambda calculus. Some people may benefit from employing both schemes.

    Anyway you cut it, Turing was exceptionally brilliant. He wasn't cribbing off of Alonzo Church or Emil Post and he moved into other scientific fields quite naturally. All three men are perfectly deserving of the credit. Turing being considered the father of computing science is not historically inaccurate so much as it is historically incomplete. Consider Charles Babbage. His Analytical Engine was Turing-complete well before Turing, Church, or Post were even born.

  41. Would have MALCOLM in 60ties, long before SIRI !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have to smile, seeing SIRI+YOU are playing his imitation now all day.

    Yes, Caprio is a sterling selection, but please no Guns'n Agents stuff, but more Beautiful Mind'esk. Turing thinking was far more fascinating.

    FAIL if not includes his Mind about building a Brain by to get his passed kid friend Malcolm back:
        a) by building a Mind from scratch with/inside a Computer (has to be invented)
        b) in a Petri dish with chemicals (de novo rules had to be thought out)
        c) How to make a neuron/code cocktail that evolves into human (imitation game)
        c) Code breaking was just a job assignment. Enigma was just an "opponent". (Was asked, so did it brilliant for the job's sake; of course he was a perfectionist)

    Think, he was planning to have a self-evolving SIRI thingy; but actually wanted a Malcolm-like thing. The "imitation game" thingy was just a selection rule for his self-evolving "would be" MALCOLM.

    PS: I am curious who will act John v Neumann.

    my 5c,
    muenalan

  42. Why not a British actor? by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why not a British actor?

    1. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Turing was a hero. And Americans believe that only an American can be a hero.

      CF the Japanese names for the UK and the US...

    2. Re:Why not a British actor? by Post-O-Matron · · Score: 1

      Because British actors can only play the bad guys in American movies.

    3. Re:Why not a British actor? by webbiedave · · Score: 1

      You mean like Batman (Christian Bale) and Superman (Henry Cavill) and Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield)?

    4. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) Because in Hollywood Britsh actors always play villains. Turing was a goody. They'll probably give him a MacBook,
      b) Because Hollywood likes to portray the idea that America single handedly won WW2 despite turning up late. Apparently it plays well with US audiences or something..

    5. Re:Why not a British actor? by otherniceman · · Score: 1

      He has already been played by a British actor, Derek Jacobi in Breaking the Code. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115749/. The Americans want to re-imagine the story as a sequel to U-571 :)

    6. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Hollywood, British actors don't make believable British.

    7. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American movie. American actor. Just pray we don't alter the deal further by setting it in America too.

    8. Re:Why not a British actor? by DaveGod · · Score: 1

      More notably perhaps, Maj. Richard D. Winters (Damian Lewis).

      None of this disproves the AC's point however. British actors act American when playing an American hero and American actors act American when playing a British hero.

      I find the villain side slightly different. I suspect much of this stems from British plays where it is more common for villains to be complex and charismatic characters. Notably, American Shakespearian actors such as Walken play such roles.

    9. Re:Why not a British actor? by NicePics13 · · Score: 1

      Thanks, remembered Jacobi but not the title. Is it any good?

    10. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rupert Everett

    11. Re:Why not a British actor? by jpapon · · Score: 1
      Why does it have to be a British actor? Who cares about the nationality of the actor?

      They're actors, they're supposed to act the role, not actually be the role.

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    12. Re:Why not a British actor? by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      Because the film will be marketed mostly to the US market, and Americans don't like watching non-Americans doing anything important. Actually they are more likely to rewrite history so that Turing is an American and its all American activity at Bletchley Park that cracks the Enigma. Since the average person on the street has never heard of Turing, or of Enigma it won't make any difference that its all a gross distortion of history.

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    13. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      David Tennant seems an obvious choice to me.

    14. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite true. Dick Van Dyke pulled it off perfectly in Mary Poppins - the first of a long tradition.

    15. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one acts better than Americans.

    16. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jason Statham? Oh please! Joe Pesci would suit best.

    17. Re:Why not a British actor? by GNious · · Score: 1

      Best. Joke. Ever!

    18. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not Zoidberg?

    19. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No reason. I'm sure James McAvoy would do a great job. Probably all decided by politics in the end.

    20. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not a British actor?

      British actors should only ever play evil characters!!!

    21. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ this. Wish I had mod points.

      Also, why not someone who looks at least a bit like Turing?

    22. Re:Why not a British actor? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Because Turing was a hero. And Americans believe that only an American can be a hero.

      CF the Japanese names for the UK and the US...

      You are very, very mistaken.

      First off, the word for "England" in Japanese is "igirisu," written fully in katakana, with no "heroic meaning" that you're hinting it. It comes from a corruption of either the Portuguese "Inglez" or Dutch "Engelsch" (jury's still out on that one).

      Second, the kanji I'm sure you're thinking of is this. You're likely thinking "hey, that kanji is the first in the Japanese word for hero, EIYUU, so it must mean 'hero.'" Unfortunately, that kanji means "distinguished" (and the YUU means "male").

      Finally, EI as an abbreviation for "England" comes from the Chinese, not Japanese, "ateji" (i.e., "shit we put together to sound like our spoken word for England but has no meaning").

      You can read all about it here.

      tl;dr The kanji associated with England is not so associated because the Japanese think of the English as heroic (although I know that, as a fellow island constitutional monarchy with a relatively stoic culture, they do respect England a lot).

      Just like the Japanese don't associate America with rice, despite America's kanji name. (Incidentally, the "rice" kanji associated with America is only done so because rice + a couple other kanji ends up being pronounced MERIKEN; then you drop the RIKEN and add the kanji for "country" and you end up with the formal BEIKOKU you are implicitly referring to.)

    23. Re:Why not a British actor? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      This is back in the day when American actors thought playing the bad guy would ruin their careers. Thus we needed British actors to act in those roles.

    24. Re:Why not a British actor? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      People like to hate on DiCaprio, but his accent in Blood Diamond is, if my Zimbabwean friends can be trusted, pretty damn near perfect. Of course, idiots like to dump on him for having a shitty South African accent, which is a good thing since he was using a Rhodesian accent.

    25. Re:Why not a British actor? by romanhans · · Score: 1

      Sir Derek Jacobi ably portrayed Turing in the 1996 BBC TV Movie Breaking the Code. Highly recommended.

    26. Re:Why not a British actor? by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Their accent doesn't sound British enough to Hollywood ears :)

    27. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Turing was not the bad guy of the story

    28. Re:Why not a British actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The teeth?

  43. English accent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, yet another terrible fake English accent to look forward to. Why does Hollywood always hire British actors to portray the villains, yet never hires British actors to portray British characters?

    1. Re:English accent by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Great, yet another terrible fake English accent to look forward to. Why does Hollywood always hire British actors to portray the villains, yet never hires British actors to portray British characters?

      It will probably have a fake gay lisp as well, adding to a completely unbelievable character.

  44. Re:Turing is way overrated. by jensend · · Score: 1

    The fact that things got named after Turing when terminology was first being settled in the late 30s-early 50s is, as you say, not attributable to his homosexuality. But that's not what I'm talking about- though naming things is a very visible way of assigning credit etc it doesn't explain the continuing total imbalance of credit or the popular idolization.

    You make an interesting point about oracles- I don't know about independent inventors there- but here's a relevant quote from a paper "Turing Oracle Machines, Online Computing, and
    Three Displacements in Computability Theory" by R. I. Soare:

    Turing spent 1936-1938 at Princeton writing a Ph.D. thesis under Church on ordinal logics. A tiny and obscure part of his paper [1939, section 4] included a description of an oracle machine (o-machine)-- roughly a Turing a-machine which could interrogate an "oracle" (external database) during the computation. The one page description was very sketchy and Turing never developed it further.

    Emil Post [1944, section 11] considerably expanded and developed relative computability and Turing functionals. These concepts were not well understood when Post began, but in Post [1943], [1944], [1948] and Kleene-Post [1954] they emerged into their modern state. These are summarized in the Post-Turing Thesis of section 6.2. This remarkable role by Post has been underemphasized in the literature but is discussed here in sections 5 and 6.

    Again, it's conceivable this could have contributed to Turing's fame, but as far as deserved credit goes, taking oracles into account would actually weigh in Post's favor.

    I don't think saying Newton gets all the credit for calculus is accurate. Even high school students learn about the independent discovery and Leibniz's contributions.

    The Wright Brothers are a somewhat more parallel case, as everybody learns about them and nobody remembers any of the other innovators in early flight.

  45. DEEPER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turing: WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

    Megan Fox:: But sir, we don't have enough stack frames - the dream could collapse!

    Turing: I SAID DEEPER, DAMNIT!
    (queue explosions, wild chalkboard montages involving long sequences of seemingly nonsensical mathematical characters, flaming lightcycles ridden by the possessed cephalopods of the apocalypse and this sound)

  46. Re:Turing is way overrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that things got named after Turing when terminology was first being settled in the late 30s-early 50s is, as you say, not attributable to his homosexuality. But that's not what I'm talking about- though naming things is a very visible way of assigning credit etc it doesn't explain the continuing total imbalance of credit or the popular idolization.

    I'd just chalk it up to momentum. Once the naming was settled, the fame just sort of took off as a natural result. How many people call a tissue a Kleenex? Ultimately though, I think the fame and renown are the result of a large number of minor influences in a stochastic process adding up to the result we have today. (I'm a computer scientist, it's how I perceive and interpret the world.)

    My personal opinion (and I have modified it as a result of this discussion) is not so much that Turing doesn't deserve credit or that assigning credit to him is inaccurate, but Church and Post should share the credit in the same way that Newton and Leibniz share credit for calc. My computer science education had no classes dealing with the history of computer science. My historical knowledge is from professors tangential lectures and out-of-class discussions, plus independent reading. And the tangential lectures on history really didn't come until I got into upper level and theoretical classes. From what I've seen, this is pretty standard in CS curricula and is a likely source of relative obscurity for Church and Post. And hey, at least Church got his name attached to the thesis. It's not as though Turing was plagiarizing or anything (a point I went into in a post a little further down) and he did take to other fields of study very naturally. He was clearly an exceptional talent as were Church and Post. Yes, Post continued to be productive for years, but unfortunately, Turing's participation in the field was cut very short.

    To sum up, I don't think Turing receives too much credit, Church and Post need to also be recognized along side Turing for their seminal contributions, and Post deserves more name recognition for his later contributions.

  47. Re:Turing is way overrated. by jps25 · · Score: 0

    Couldn't agree with you more. Turing is extremely overrated.

  48. better age match? by Rizzer · · Score: 1

    better age match??

    Türing was past 40 when he had the affair with the 20-something guy that led to his arrest and consequent suicide.

    Leo's perfectly the right age for 40.

  49. Re:Turing is way overrated. by Noughmad · · Score: 1

    Why do people remember Turing rather than Church and Post

    Church because of scientific progress, and Post because of telephones and email.

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  50. He was gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he's not gay, I will literally spend all my effort burning this to the ground. I'm an English computer scientist, you don't fuck with Alan.

  51. Max von Sydow played Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Max von Sydow played Jesus... LOL

  52. He can by KliX · · Score: 1

    I think the conclusion is that he could do it

  53. Umpfh! Every gay guy's dream! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leonardo as gay Turning, a prospect one cannot await to happen! :-) :-) Cheers a Glory to Turing!

  54. Re:Turing is way overrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again, it's conceivable this could have contributed to Turing's fame, but as far as deserved credit goes, taking oracles into account would actually weigh in Post's favor.

    I don't think saying Newton gets all the credit for calculus is accurate. Even high school students learn about the independent discovery and Leibniz's contributions.

    The Wright Brothers are a somewhat more parallel case, as everybody learns about them and nobody remembers any of the other innovators in early flight.

    History likes to chose a victor, except in cases of important controversies like in the case between Newton and Leibniz and these drag on for centuries way beyond the deaths of the participants.
    And in this particular case calculus was almost entirely developed by Leibniz, Newton was just cruising along so to speak on this particular issue.

    Maybe we choose to remember Turing as the father of CS because when computers came of age, the physical computer (as envisoned by J Neumann) was so to speak much similar to a Universal Turing Machine than to a recurisve function. He also touched upon Artifical Intelligence field etc... So of course he deserves to be credited, but since history likes it cut and dry we get to the situation were all the rest is eclipsed in popular culture. Professional historians of science acknolwedge the contributions of others, the influence they had on Turing and the influence Turing had on others.
    But popular culture is more simplistic in its views (Hey think about how Einstein is depicted in popular culture there is your answer).

    As for the Wright brothers; there were many many people experimenting with flight in europe and yet not one of them got the correct idea. They were still thinking of airplanes as "airborne horse carriages". They took the analogy too far and failed to understand the fatal flaw, that is that you cannot turn in flight by keeping your attitude fixed. You had to roll (and pitch) to turn, the same way you had to roll to turn when riding a bicycle. The Wright brothers had the correct intuition and beat the competition. But to say they did this in a desert of ideas is just plain wrong.

  55. Re:Turing is way overrated. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

    The reason Turing is so respected is that he, like Dijkstra and very few others, made significant contributions to both the theoretical and practical side of computer science. As well as proposing a theoretical model of computation, he worked to create some of the first real computing engines. That's what makes people regard him as the father of modern computing: taking some interesting theories and turning them into machines that helped win the second world war and went on to produce the foundations for our society.

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  56. If only Hitler knew... by ed1park · · Score: 1

    Isn't it ironic that a Jew and a homosexual helped end the war with such monumental scientific contributions? (Einstein with atomic bombs, Turing with cryptanalysis.) :)

    Anyway, would love to see an unflinching movie on this great man's life! A true hero and my most favorite computer scientist ever. Tragic what happened to him later in life...

    1. Re:If only Hitler knew... by Fritz+the+CopyCat · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't. It's fitting if anything.

    2. Re:If only Hitler knew... by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Isn't it ironic that a Jew and a homosexual helped end the war with such monumental scientific contributions? (Einstein with atomic bombs, Turing with cryptanalysis.) :)

      Anyway, would love to see an unflinching movie on this great man's life! A true hero and my most favorite computer scientist ever. Tragic what happened to him later in life...

      Except that at the end of the war Jews were given some stolen land, while the homos continued to be persecuted to the point of driving the father of Computer Science to commit suicide. The homos that were in nazi camps were transferred to traditional prisons.

    3. Re:If only Hitler knew... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Please, what was Einstein's contribution to the Manhattan project besides the Einstein–Szilárd letter?

      "In 1939, a group of Hungarian scientists that included Hungarian emigre physicist Leó Szilárd attempted to alert Washington of ongoing Nazi atomic bomb research. The group's warnings were discounted.[45]

      Einstein and Szilárd, along with other refugees such as Edward Teller and Eugene Wigner, "regarded it as their responsibility to alert Americans to the possibility that German scientists might win the race to build an atomic bomb, and to warn that Hitler would be more than willing to resort to such a weapon."[40]:630[46] In the summer of 1939, a few months before the beginning of World War II in Europe, Einstein was persuaded to lend his prestige by writing a letter with Szilárd to President Franklin D. Roosevelt to alert him of the possibility. The letter also recommended that the U.S. government pay attention to and become directly involved in uranium research and associated chain reaction research."

  57. Turing Machine banned by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    How long after the purchase will they prohibit anyone from using the term Turning Machine in any product or application?

    http://code.google.com/p/moonblink/wiki/Tricorder

    Sorry Tricorder fans, Tricorder has been deleted from the Android Market by Google, at the demand of CBS's legal weasels. This all happened without any discussion or warning -- I was simply notified after the fact.

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  58. Re:Turing is way overrated. by jensend · · Score: 1

    But nothing he did at Bletchley Park has anything to do with "produc[ing] the foundations for our society." His machines there were totally special-purpose rotor machines, no more related to modern computers than were the German Enigma machines they existed to decrypt or the Polish decryption "Bomba" they were based on.

    He didn't have anything to do with Colossus, which was the one project from there that did have any relevance to modern computing; the idea that he was responsible for Colossus is a common misconception.

  59. Blashphemy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuff said

  60. Re:Turing is way overrated. by jensend · · Score: 1

    Post actually predeceased Turing; if he "continued to be productive for years" while "Turing's participation in the field was cut very short" that's because Turing turned his attention to other things.

    I guess another explanation for Turing's early fame is that his article in Mind introducing the Turing Test captured the popular imagination in a way that everyone's more substantive work --including his own-- didn't. Though it's not CS but rather philosophy of mind, and though I think as philosophy of mind it's kind of naive and its primary merit is that it is effective as a starting point for discussion, I'd bet that from the time of its publication until the AI winter it was better known and more discussed than any real theoretical results.

    But Turing's idolization - plays, parades, statues, and being the only one to really get credit for creating the computer revolution in the eyes of millions whose interest came after the PC exploded in popularity- really started after the AI winter had been going on for a decade and people had become disillusioned about hard AI and about the post-ELIZA Turing test. I still retain my former conviction about the most plausible explanation for his idolization over the course of the past 25 years.

    I'm certainly not saying Turing was a hack job whose contributions should be overlooked; far from it. And no matter what you think of other sodomy laws, Lawrence v. Texas, etc, it's obviously atrocious what was done to Turing. But I think there are a dozen other "fathers of computing" who are at least as deserving of all the brouhaha and of a Commemorative Year as Turing is.

  61. He Passed by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    So this DiCaprio person actually passed the Turing Screen Test then, eh?

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  62. Political Correctness = Idiot by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

    Apparently even the Modbois are not immune to the Political Correctness bug. Hint, people: it means you can't think for yourself.

    I am well aware that it is not the most popular viewpoint, but it's not "troll". It's the truth.

    1. Re:Political Correctness = Idiot by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      Hatred is not truth.

      Oh and
      woah.

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  63. OH GOD the FINAL INSULT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now, they get an american to play Turing. This makes me want to cry, or blow something up, or both. Ironically, I actually don't think DiCaprio would be a bad choice, I think he could actually pull it off - but he shouldn't.

  64. Another unsympathetic potrail of a gay character by Serindipidude · · Score: 0

    Leo has played real life gay chacters before and they are his worst unsympathetic performances. They were just horrible. I'm sure if he is to play Alan that everyone will come away thinking he was as straight as any of them. It will be another historical straight-washing of a famous gay character.His suicide was because he was found out to be gay, I wonder if they'll be brave enough to tell that end to the story? The whole gay aspect was conveniently ignored in Beautiful Mind, another great gay character played by a homophobe also.

  65. MPAA Message by DulcetTone · · Score: 1

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  66. Re:Turing is way overrated. by nikkipolya · · Score: 1

    Certainly not Church. Because, most computer scientists are agnostic so they won't remember Church. Post? Email is faster, cheaper, and greener.

  67. Thank you by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    With the exception of the role he playing in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape", he has been film after film trying to play roles he is thoroughly unsuited for. He tries to play roles made for guys much more macho or intelligent than he is. Other's have mentioned Keanu as being the type to fail the Turing test... but in reality, from the interviews I've seen with him, DiCaprio is often nearly as bad. I think it's terrible when you have little guy like DiCaprio who is in rush to grow up to be Matt Damon playing roles like these.

    I think that DiCaprio needs someone to explain to him that he is not and never will be Bruce Willis (for pure testosterone), Matt Damon (for his ability to fake someone intelligent) or Al Pacino (for his sheer versatility and ability to play role such as the jew in "the merchant of venice"). Even worse is that someone needs to tell him that there is no way in hell he is a suitable replacement for Michael Clarke Duncan... he's too short, too small, too white and also not nearly smart enough.

    He is at best who Heath Ledger was trying so hard not to be... a pretty little boy who will end up on posters in teenaged girls bedrooms.... though more like middle aged women now probably.

    I truly hope they can find an actor far better suited for this role.

    Well... maybe if they do a film about Babbage... Leo can play Ada.

  68. Re:Turing is way overrated. by thaig · · Score: 1

    Its easier to explain computing in terms of a machine to people and lambda calculus is not instantly real to most of us. So Turing is one of the people whose work almost any layman can at least conceive.

    I think this deserves plenty of credit.

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    This is all just my personal opinion.
  69. Turing + Hollywood == Apple by UBfusion · · Score: 1

    You got the Mac part right, because the next computing-related movie will surely be a Jobs biopic.

  70. Cryptonomicon! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Unless the name of the movie is Cryptonomicon, I'll take a pass. Otherwise Hella yeah!