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"World's Most Relaxing Music" Composed
Musical group Marconi Union and Lyz Cooper, the UK's leading therapeutic sound practitioner, have released what they claim is the world's most relaxing music. They contend that the calming effects of "Weightless" are not subjective but are based on scientific evidence. The music was found to cause brainwaves and heart rate to synchronize with the rhythm, reduce blood pressure and lower levels of the stress hormone cortisol. In fact, Scientists played the song to 40 women and found it to be 11% more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. The eight-minute track is so effective at inducing sleep, motorists have now been warned they should not listen to it while driving.
Sorry, I nodded off for a moment there. Not sure if it was the music or the Daily Mail article.
I find that any claim of "World's most ....." is usually just a case of people not doing enough research. Try Stars of the Lid - Even (Out)+ for some really relaxing music.
Coldplay as "relaxing" music? WTF? Sure, it's not 80s hair-band "metal", but still...
An 11% improvement in a subjective, multifactorial category like 'relaxation' and they're calling it the World's Best Music for that purpose? Why are we reading this mumbo jumbo, even in idle?
I don't know whose editorial judgment sucks more, samzenpus or Timothy. I'd say samzen just took a major lead for the day, though.
This sort of lazy unimaginative half arsed drone ambient slop annoys me more than relaxes me. Make a bloody effort people. Still its an impressive marketing strategy they have here I suppose.
Nope, 11% more relaxing than Coldplay. I'm glad that they used the Coldplay standard to calibrate their work. Sheesh when will humanities majors stop pretending to be scientists?
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The techno remix will be awesome!
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...I wonder if it has http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_beats in it.
I've always found "Intravenous Diazepam" by the Swiss/international group 'Roche' to be more relaxing, personally.
No matter how hard they tried, they could not complete the recording because someone or the other, the conductor, or the piano guy or the viola lady or the recording engineer kept nodding off and messed up the taping.
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Worlds most relaxing music?
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...but I don't think I'd call it "music."
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"The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea."
The sort of sponsored bollocks that passes for science reporting in the Daily Mail makes the front page of Slashdot. I know the front page of Slashdot isn't run by the world's most incisive editing team, but come on!
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This reminds me to those ads where a scientist or doctor tells yout that this is the best toothpaste or washing powder in the world. Also, anything is relaxing if you compare it to Mozart.
The first bit sounds like the beginning of the Dark Side Of The Moon. The only difference being that the Dark Side Of The Moon is far nicer and more relaxing.
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If you listen to it on the "World's Most Comfortable Chair", will you launch yourself into some form of astral projection?
99.9% of the test subjects eventually just stopped working, talking, eating, and moving they were so completely pacified. The other .1% became insanely enraged and started slaughtering, eating, and/or raping the the musicians and producers. So the problem kinda worked itself out.
But what I'd like is the "world's most stimulant" music (or sound sequence). Or the "world's best coding companion" tune.
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Most relaxing music:
Deadmau5 - Faxing Berlin, HR 8938 Cephei, Stop Dance, Clockwork
Anything by Bob Marley
Least Relaxing Music:
Yuzo Koshiro - Expander
Slipknot - The Blister Exists
Chimaira - Six
Mr. Oizo - Gay Dentists
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Choose Motorhead for max. relax.
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Nice. But does it top Music from Some Guys in Space?
Fun fact: in the late 80s various members of the Seattle grunge rock scene had day jobs in, of all places, Muzak.
I hear Muzac is paying handsomly for license rights.
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I tried listening to this track, but it was far too stressful.
It was fine for the first 30 seconds or so, as I waited for the introductory passage to give way to the music...
... but the music never kicked in, and there I was, waiting, waiting, the anticipation building up, waiting for something more interesting than white noise.
I had to turn it off by the midway point. Too stressful. I'll stick to Enya, Vangelis, Devotchka or Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata if I want to relax.
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A lot of confusion in here has to do with people and determining 'taste' or 'approach' of music, which of course are relative. What the article is describing is music utilizing binaural beats as a method for causing relaxation. I personally think binaural beats is one of those cases where it's claimed to do far more than its originally discovered effect, but there are no doubts that this - and music in general - have the capacity to stimulate an individual beyond a superficial and emotional level. Binaural beats is just merely focusing on sound and its ability to do such, which is no different to the therapeutic capabilities of just about any other sensation.
For years I have been listening to music my wife refers to as "screaming hell music." I don't know the exact genre but I guess you could call it metalcore. I find this far more relaxing than "Enya" and have been sleeping (headphones so as to not disturb the wife) to this for years.
Ever heard of the placebo effect? I'll admit though I think it's an excellent ambient track, but considering there's an enormous library of ambient music out there, I suspect this "Most Relaxing Crap" is not the best out there.
Coldplay? Really? Whenever I hear Coldplay I want to stab out my eardrums. A chainsaw is more relaxing.
Relaxing? First the link takes me to a page that doesn't actually have the music, but has a link to another page with the music.. but it's flash. So, opening the music on the computer hooked up to actually play music .. launch firefox, and take advantage of Sync .. oh, but this causes Firefox to halt for about 10 seconds. Once the page loads, and flash stops spinning up (grrr), press play and BOOM BOOM ... high default volume! GRRRRRRRR! The page's design with the volume up in the corner is further annoyance!
Screw the music, I think it'd be more relaxing to go shoot things in RAGE.
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"I typically listen to it while at work,"
If you're a drummer, how can you listen to it while at work?
Back in the 90s there was an NPR program called "Hearts in Space" that played this sort of stuff. It was great to fall asleep to, but I think I'll stick with my current trance and progressive for relaxation. Less danger of me nodding off.
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How can it claim to be relaxing when I keep on having to turn down the volume. Its like the people that created this where death or something.
It seems to me that the music's rhythm tries to stay in sync with the average heart beat rate and not the other way around.
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Whoever says this is the most relaxing music ever has never heard Justin Bieber slowed down 800%. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry9vqMy6AwM
I just downloaded it using this site: http://offliberty.com/. Neato...will check it out on the way home tonight.
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This is white noise. Or generated sound. I wouldn't call it "music" if it's composed using science instead of talent and inspiration...
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I guess I will have to bookmark this discussion fur future reference.
Anyway, here is the balm for my nerves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVUcjDO8-JM Venetian Lute Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvqFqITYlY Luc Arbogast, a French street musician
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What is the effect of the world's calmest music on a person whom is deaf?
Not like a hundred other new age prog songs don't exist
Personally I find Boards of Canada much more relaxing than this
It sounds like a cross between the themes from Blade Runner and Cosmos, but not nearly as good.
So in this huge statistical study of _40_ women, we see results of an 11% improvement in "relaxation", according to the article.
What do you empirically measure relaxation in anyways; ohms?
If we assume something binary - like the ability to go to sleep, which the article also references - then an 11% improvement, in a sample size of 40 is... lesse here...
That would be an improvement from 9 to 10, 18 to 20, 27 to 30, or 36 to 40. If their experiment was even halfway decently designed, they're not getting 100% success at any point, and all 3 of the other options are statistically insignificant by the chi-square method; go back and collect more data.
You mean you actually sit back and do nothing but listen to this?? I think it would be great for background sounds for people that can't stand silence or white noise if someone wants to go to sleep, and I suppose it does fit into the category of 'music' since it has some form to it. But I 'listened' to it in about 30 seconds by skipping around and trying to find something of interest other than just pleasant sounds.
I think that great music, like great art, should invoke emotions. All this does is make me more receptive to anything bright and shiny that might come into view. Does 'waiting to be distracted' count as an emotion???
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You just bored the hell out of me without even hitting the 5 minute mark.
Relaxed? Not so much.
The music is from a pretty common genre called Ambient. There's a LOT of music out there very similar to this, it's not some "magical track" that someone put together for this specific purpose, it's just a normal 60-50bpm soundscaped ambient track... Other artists in this category: Yellow6, Hybryds, Good Night, Gel Sol, Ishq, Kenji Williams, Ishvara, Ishq, Senzar, Grey Area, Lähtö, Foundation Hope, Our Sleepless Forest, Bluetech, Steinbrüchel, Aethenor, Steve Roach... And that's just the names I can think off the top of my head...
By drumming softly?
I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
Easy listening: A scientist monitors the reactions of one participant who listens to Marconi Union's song. It claims to be the most relaxing track ever made
It's a song; it doesn't claim anything. Or is there actually a lyric that says "this is the most relaxing track ever"?
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The goofy picture of the 'scientist' in white lab coat costume looking at a display while the 'subject' is hooked up to wires. Plus, the whole 'Gosh, isn't it amazing what you can do with Science' tone of the article. This is just someone's idea of viral marketing. And apparently, it's working, too! Is there some connection between all the artists/albums mentioned in the sidebar?
In another words, you're not really a drummer, you're a waiter or office drudge who wants to be a drummer.
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The most relaxing music I have ever heard is probably the soundtrack to the PSN network game "Flower".
I'll vote for "My Baby Does the Hanky Panky"
"Kung Fu Fighting" is a close second.
Does anyone else find that plodding kick drum in the background really annoying? Completely ruins it for me.
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help, building software for a long time, I use relaxing songs for designing and coding. Most of my best experience have a label named chillout mixes. try this and enjoy : www.chilloutmixes.com Experiences with Marco Torrance, Xerxes and Cardamar EnJoy !
Pretty damn relaxing.
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UGH, stupid BaceFook walled garden and Soundclod pages which don't play; I finally found it on YouTube:
Marconi Union - Weightless (Radox) HighQuality Audio (most relaxing tune)
The heartbeat is way too fast! Since at 60bpm it is half dance music speed of ~120bpm(+), the brain merely interpolates the extra beats in between. Remember the quote:
Everyone knows slower reggae/hip-hop tempos around 90bpm are more mellow. So a tempo of 90 or 45 would work better, or if they'd wanted to relax people, use a steadily slowing down tempo say ranging imperceptibly gradually from 100bpm to 40bpm.
The ever-changing randomly-placed sounds and panning are distracting, not relaxing. The drifty evolving analogue pad sounds are nice, but there is so much else wrong with this to know where to begin. There is nothing new here that Eno wasn't already doing in the late 1970's. But I guess it's all about the self-promotion and attention-seeking. Perhaps these so-called experts and scientists should come and visit my record collection. Or just check out artists like Oophoi.
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