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In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What's For Dinner

wanzeo writes "Within the last decade, many of us have experienced the encroachment of ethics into our mealtime. Phrases such as vegetarian, vegan, organic, bST, GMO, etc. have become part of common grocery store advertising. The most recent addition to the list of ethically charged food is in-vitro meat, or meat that was cultured in a petri dish, and was never part of a live animal. The project has been brought to fruition by Mark Post, a biologist at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands. Grown using animal stem-cells on a nutrient medium, the nearly see-through strips of muscle would need to be stacked nearly 3,000 times to approach the thickness of a burger. The practice promises to be more humane, sustainable, and efficient than conventional meats, with one analysis suggesting it would, 'use 35 to 60 percent less energy, emit 80 to 95 percent less greenhouse gas and use around 98 percent less land.' In a world where nearly half of all crop production is used to feed livestock, a move towards artificial meat may be inevitable."

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  1. Everybody will still want the real thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Soylent Green. Because you're what's for dinner.

    1. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by TheLink · · Score: 2

      How's that off-topic?

      There was also a short sci-fi story (can't remember the title) where the origin of the popular in-vitro meat turns out to be human (from one of the scientists/researchers). Can't remember the details though...

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    2. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by Opyros · · Score: 3, Informative

      Possibly The Food of the Gods , by Arthur C. Clarke?

    3. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone thinks of Soylent Green, but IIRC the short story it's based on, Harry Harrison's Make Room! Make Room! didn't have cannibalism in it.

    4. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by meerling · · Score: 1

      Not Food of the Gods. I read the story he's referring to a long time ago but can't recall the name. The whole thing takes place as testimony in a trial. They go through and explain how the various food companies are always trying to come up with new and more popular products to beat their competition, and how each company does it's best to reverse engineer or flat out steal the others secrets. One company got a new product that people were absolutely loco for, and it took the others a while to find out what it was. It ends with the lawyer saying something like, "Before we continue, there is another archaic word you aren't familiar with that needs to be defined before we continue, cannibalism...".

      Something you have to understand about the story, the people in it had been eating pretty much nothing but cultured designer foods for so many generations, that many words and concepts we find common they don't even know. Most of them were completely unaware that a lot of their food was cell cultures of actual animals. Many of them react to that revalation much like many of us would respond if we were introduced to a pet cow and that evening informed the burger we just ate was the same cow.

    5. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Informative

      The movie is titled . Soylent Green . Charlton Heston played the lead. It is a whodunnit set in future where the Earth has completely exhausted resources and the government is distributing the soylent red and soylent green wafers, ostensibly derived from sea weed. Shocking revelation is that oceans have turned caustic and they do not support life. Then where do these wafers come from? Charlton finds out, but could not escape the goons chasing him. He just manages to deliver one short message to others, "Soylent.... Green... is.... people".

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    6. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by zevans · · Score: 2

      Cannibalism in sci-fi is a popular choice. Weird. Some examples off the top of my head:

      Farnham's Freehold (Heinlein)
      (and Stranger. And Number of the Beast)
      Bordered in Black (Niven)
      Consider Phlebas (Banks)

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    7. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by bashibazouk · · Score: 1

      Though true about the lack of cannibalism, did you actually read it? It's not a short story. My copy is 200+ pages...

    8. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right - I meant to say "novel," but still had "short story" on the brain from reading the parent post. :P

    9. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget the venerable Long Pig franchise in Transmetropolitan.

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    10. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      Not Food of the Gods.

      It is indeed "Food of the Gods", Clarke's short story; see here. You may be thinking about H. G. Wells's earlier novel, also named "The Food of the Gods"

    11. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably because of the island metaphor: Earth will become like an overpopulated island. We know from the history and nature how island ecosystems work when facing a shortage of resources. Even cute, and fuzzy deers suck the bones of the death to increase their mineral intake in order to grow horns. At first, people tend to eat people other after first sacrificing them to gods to lessen the guilt. Later people just hunt each other indiscriminately.

    12. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Reading Comprehension. It's what's for dinner.

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    13. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      DOH! My bad, I failed. I did not expand and read the hidden post, and thought you were responding to Opyros. So it's still for dinner; it's just me doing the eating.

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    14. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by naoursla · · Score: 1

      I read that story in Analog (or one of the other Sci-Fi periodicals) around 20 years ago. In-Vitro meat was the rage with exotics like Mammoth being created in the lab. One of the main characters started selling a secret mystery meat that became very popular. The reveal at the end showed that it was made from a culture taken from his girlfriend's ass cheek.

    15. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by KillAllNazis · · Score: 1

      Nobody has mentioned Abe's Oddysee yet?

    16. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by evil_marty · · Score: 1

      way to ruin the movie for everyone!!

    17. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      Or, for that matter, the cloned Wendy meat in the *ware novels by Rudy Rucker.

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    18. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by pburghdoom · · Score: 1

      No its Make Room! Make Room! by Harry Harrison

    19. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      Solyent Green was based on the Harry Harrison novel "Make room! Make Room!"

      Everyone is not going to want the real thing. My kids love processed nuggets and strips of "meat", and dislike having to cut up and bone real meat when they cook. I prefer real meat, but that is what I grew up with.

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    20. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by Digz · · Score: 1

      Awesome series..

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    21. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solyent Green was based on the Harry Harrison novel "Make room! Make Room!"

      Yeah, other people have pointed that out, but that can't be it because:
      1) It's not a short story
      2) The GP said "also" implying that it's not the Soylent Green story
      3) Soylent Green isn't "in-vitro" meat made from a researcher's cells
      4) The novel doesn't have the cannibal twist ending anyway

    22. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by squidflakes · · Score: 1

      I was just about to post that I couldn't wait for my local taco trucks to start offering beef, pork, chicken, and wendy.

    23. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soy is not edible unless it has been fermented. The Japanese have known this for ages.

    24. Re:Everybody will still want the real thing by wreakyhavoc · · Score: 1

      In one of Larry Niven's Draco Tavern short stories an alien race tries to negotiate for the cloning rights for human flesh, to be used as a foodstuff. I think humanity is shocked, and denies them, but they already have genetic samples - so who knows?

  2. Monsanto by scifiber_phil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Monsanto will patent it, claim real meat infringes, then make us all eat it. No labelling of fake meat will be allowed, so we won't know what we are eating. At that time maybe I'll try the frankensalmon.

    1. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If real meat becomes forbidden (infringes), then we'll all know we are eating fake meat, won't we?

      Unless real meat doesn't infringe, in which case you can keep eating it.

      Except that maybe you accidentally choose to eat synthetic meat because you won't notice the difference.

      Which would be kind of "mission accomplished".

    2. Re:Monsanto by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 2

      If real meat becomes forbidden (infringes), then we'll all know we are eating fake meat, won't we?

      Doubleplus good!

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    3. Re:Monsanto by broken_chaos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm actually fine with this idea of 'fake meat', as long as it's done well. If it tastes and behaves similarly to 'real meat', and is made from actual real animal cells... I'm just fine with the idea. I'd be more worried about genetically modified meat -- but this stuff is not modified in that way. It's just cells grown in a non-standard incubation system (i.e., a lab dish, as opposed to a sack of other meat cells).

    4. Re:Monsanto by scifiber_phil · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I realize that if all meat was synthetic, there would be no need to label it as such. I was just referencing the fact that in Pennsylvania and other states, there was a market for milk from cows not being given growth hormone. In Pennsylvania, the secretary of agriculture was set to disallow the labelling of milk as being free of growth hormone. There was enough pushback from those wanting to buy growth hormone-free milk and those just wanting to know what they were drinking to force the secretary to backtrack on the order. I was angry and still am angry that a state official was comfortable hiding what was in our food for the sake of lobbying interests. I was just trying to make the point that we are being force-fed GM foods, and in most cases, there have been no long term studies as to safety. I was trying to make humorously the point that GM foods are being rammed down our throats whether we like it our not, and regardless of safety concerns. Call me crazy, but I still want to make my own life choices, and not have the government and corporations make them for me. Just for the record, in food, "you won't notice the difference" does not equate to safe to eat. Safe to eat is actually the most important part of "mission accomplished".

    5. Re:Monsanto by scifiber_phil · · Score: 2

      I'm also fine with "fake meat" as long as it is tested and safe, and I realize this was not GM in this case. I was just making the point that lobbying interests and governments are ramming GM foods onto the market with the safety of the public being secondary. If these foods are safe and wholesome, what is the problem with labelling them? Why genetically modify the most important grains and foods first where if problems later show, we possibly have destroyed our most important foodstuffs? Does that seem wise?

    6. Re:Monsanto by Surt · · Score: 1

      I don't know, synthetic fruits and veggies have been on the market for years now, and while the quality is getting better, i'd still want them labeled so I know what I'm getting (for the moment, the labeling is seemingly superfluous since the inferior synthetics are obvious).
      Still, I wouldn't want them to drop that 'organic' label even if the quality improved. I want to know I'm eating a fake!

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    7. Re:Monsanto by Surt · · Score: 1

      Exactly. No chance of exposure to hazardous chemicals in a lab of all places!

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    8. Re:Monsanto by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      If this is just muscle cells though, then I imagine the taste won't be at all similar to real meat. Most real meat has a fair amount of fat in it, which your body needs to survive. Then there's the cartilage which some of use still eat, especially off chicken bones. Just growing a single kind of cell would leave out quite a few nutrients that our bodies need. That's without even getting into tasty organ meats like liver.

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    9. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't help but go over the conversation in my head with my "it's organic!" friends and family. They won't care that it could be the most humane, ecologically sane, disease free, bacteria free, pesticide free, unmodified meat you could buy. It won't jive with their idea of what's natural, and won't want it.

    10. Re:Monsanto by ArcherB · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm actually fine with this idea of 'fake meat', as long as it's done well. If it tastes and behaves similarly to 'real meat', and is made from actual real animal cells... I'm just fine with the idea...

      I don't see this tasting or feeling anything like real meat. Sure, it may be layers of mean protein stacked on top of each other, but meat is more than that. Meat comes with fat. That's the stuff that makes meat juicy. Sometimes, meat comes on a bone. That's like a handle. Meat can be light or dark depending on what part of the animal it comes from. It may be tough, meaning that it must be cooked for hours to tender it up. It may be tender, meaning that it should be flash cooked. And finally, meat has a texture, or "grain" that needs to be adhered to. You must cut meat AGAINST the grain or else it becomes stringy and tough. I don't care how well a piece of meat is cooked, if it's cut wrong, it's tough.

      Anyway, my point is that petri-meat will have none of these qualities. The only thing I see this good for is ground meat where the texture doesn't matter, and even then, animal fat will have to be added from another petri dish from a biproduct of a real animal, which kinda defeats the purpose. That may not work either because I don't know if there is a flavor difference between fat grown on a cows back vs the fat that grows in the skin. Come to think of it, bacon fat tastes a whole to different than pork chop fat.

      We will not have a synthetic steak that will fool anyone until we are capable of growing full organs as layers of muscle protein is not going to full anyone that has ever eaten meat before.

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    11. Re:Monsanto by zenaida_valdez · · Score: 1

      By "behaves similarly to 'real meat' " do you mean it stands around and goes "moooo" or "oink"? because I don't think that's what they're planning.

    12. Re:Monsanto by green1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Much easier to control for exposure to chemicals, diseases, and other toxins in a lab than it is in free ranging animals....

    13. Re:Monsanto by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If this meat were to hit the market, the stuff you buy would not be made in a lab. It would be made in a factory. Your current meat is processed in a factory too. The fear that there would be increased chance of exposure to hazardous chemicals is irrational.

    14. Re:Monsanto by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, all 135 lbs. (5'8" male) of my fat ass. You don't necessarily need animal fats, but you do need some fats. Cut out all the fat that you get from animals from your diet, especially if you are very active as I am, and you will have to eat a lot of plants to make up for it. Or add a lot of purified plant oils

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    15. Re:Monsanto by Surt · · Score: 1

      Not if the toxin turns out to be the substrate or some such. You can only control for what you know to be a danger, and even then there's a matter of will.

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    16. Re:Monsanto by Surt · · Score: 1

      It's disingenuous to suggest that those processes would be similar. The industrial production of synthetic meat would involve a very different set of chemicals and equipment. To suggest they are guaranteed to be equally safe because they both take place in a thing we name a 'factory' is very intellectually dishonest.

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    17. Re:Monsanto by somersault · · Score: 1

      Synthetic fruit?!??? Example please? I've heard of genetically modified foods, but not actually synthetic..

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    18. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Canada, you do not have to label GMO food any different from natural food. Our government thinks that would be to "confusing" for us. Plus they would get all the bribes from Monsanto and Co.

    19. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm actually fine with this idea of 'fake meat', as long as it's done well.

      I'm actually fine with this idea of 'fake meat', as long as it's well done.

    20. Re:Monsanto by zevans · · Score: 1

      And yet... they eat tempeh.

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    21. Re:Monsanto by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "Synthetic fruit?!??? Example please? I've heard of genetically modified foods, but not actually synthetic.."

      All the ones in your yoghurt for starters.
      The little pieces you feel on your tongue are not what you think they are.
      Ditto for the flavors.

    22. Re:Monsanto by EdZ · · Score: 1

      Anyway, my point is that petri-meat will have none of these qualities.

      Why not? All of these are mere implementation issues. Grow some bone to anchor your substrates to, culture your stem cells into muscle tissue, connective tissue and fatty tissue, print them in the correct striations, then pulse current through the whole thing to keep the muscle tissue aligned and to create the desired texture.

    23. Re:Monsanto by osu-neko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We've been safely eating genetically modified foods for millennia. It's a bit bizarre that we somehow choose to label the latest method of modifying animal or plant genetics as "GM" but not the rest, giving many the entirely false impression that the bread and steak and other foodstuffs they and their ancestors have been eating for generations aren't genetically modified. But then, in a world where people ask, "When did wild poodles roam the Earth?" I suppose it's unsurprising. Sad, but unsurprising...

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    24. Re:Monsanto by osu-neko · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If these foods are safe and wholesome, what is the problem with labelling them?

      Since almost all the food we eat is genetically modified, it would be pointless to label it as such. Merely listing "beef", "wheat", "corn", or whatever on the ingredients label is sufficient, as anyone who cares ought to no none of these species are natural in their present form.

      Why genetically modify the most important grains and foods first where if problems later show, we possibly have destroyed our most important foodstuffs? Does that seem wise?

      We've been doing this since the dawn of recorded history. It should be obvious why we tinker with the genetics of the foods most important to us: it's what's most important to us, and thus what we want to see improved the most, and will get the most benefit from. Wise? Our civilization as it exists today wouldn't be here if we hadn't done it, and if history is any judge, it would be foolish not to.

      Destroying our most important foodstuffs would be foolish, of course, but we're certainly not going to do that. But that's irrelevant, since that's not even in the cards here.

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    25. Re:Monsanto by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      gah... "ought to know"

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    26. Re:Monsanto by somersault · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of synthetic flavours (and I don't eat that stuff anyway, I don't eat stuff with added sugar or sweeteners where I am aware of them), it's a bit different to synthesising a whole fruit though.

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    27. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Synthetic fruit?!??? Example please? I've heard of genetically modified foods, but not actually synthetic..

      Fake blueberries, for one. There are also mixes with fake apples, peaches, etc.

    28. Re:Monsanto by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's also much easier to detect toxins in a lab, let alone track down the source.

      If free-range animals suddenly start coming back as having say lead exposure, you have to look in the water, the wind, any plants they might have eaten, any fertilizers you may have used on any of those plants, any feed you gave them--and even once you find the source, you have to find a way around the problem, since farms aren't what you call mobile. Compared to that, looking at the tools you put in the lab to produce the product (also known as "quality control") isn't exactly going out of your way.

    29. Re:Monsanto by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was just making the point that lobbying interests and governments are ramming GM foods onto the market with the safety of the public being secondary

      That's happening in the same sense that they're ramming vaccines into hospitals without checking their safety. Sure, Monsanto and the others are pushing their products, just like Apple pushes iPads and Toyota pushes the Prius (of course, when any other company does it, its business, but when Monsanto does it, its a conspiracy), but that doesn't mean the science isn't there. It is. We can sit here and talk about Monsanto and agribusiness all day long. That doesn't change the science.

      If these foods are safe and wholesome, what is the problem with labelling them?

      Nothing. It would be nice if there was a 'Biotech by choice' label. Anyone is free to label any food as containing GE ingredients, not containing them, or not labeling anything at all. They same way they're free to label or not label their produce as being produced with grafting, hybridization, somaclonal variation, sport selection, embryo rescue, chemical/radiation mutagenesis, induced polyploidy, wide crosses, marker assisted selection, ect. You might as well say if those things are so great (and they are), why aren't they labeled?

      If you're talking mandatory labeling, then all of the above aren't labeled for the same reasons. It's still the same plant. For the three types of GE crop currently on the market (insect resistant, herbicide tolerant, and virus resistant), the GE plant is substantially equivalent to its non-GE isogenic counterpart. Sure, you can say that GE is different, and you'd be right, that's why we have a different word of it. But is isn't different enough, it is still just another method of changing the genes. You could say that genes don't go from species to species in nature, but then you'd both be wrong and making an irrelevant point. If anything, that would be reasoning to not label GE crops, since now you know exactly what genetic changes you make. I grew purple broccoli this year and ate a bunch of pink fleshed apples, and I don't have a damned clue what protein it had that produced those pigments, and those are just the visible phenotypes which doesn't even get into all the things you can't easily see. But if I had a GE corn that had the gene for Cry1Ab in it, I'd know exactly what produced its trait. Or compare the case of the Lenape potato with the University of Ghent's GE potatoes. Both were designed to be resistant to pests. The Lenape was produced with a wide cross to get resistance genes from wild potatoes, the GE ones had the genes directly moved. The Lenape brought the genes for producing a dangerous amount of glycoalkaloids and made people sick. The GE ones were destroyed by ecoterrorists. Yet if we mandated labeling, only the safe one would need to have to be labeled as being somehow different. That is simply idiotic. The process is not nearly as relevant as the product.

      And furthermore, what purpose would such a label serve? Would you still buy it? You and I both know damn well that the only reason anti-GMO groups push for those labels is to scare people and undermine the credibility of genetic engineering. It's like the labels creationists were trying to push on science books stating 'Evolution is only a theory.' Sure, it was true enough, but all it did was undermine the credibility of evolution, which was exactly what it was supposed to do. Why did a fact undermine science? It was deceptive due to public ignorance. Same thing here. Maybe had anti-science groups like Greenpeace and vested interest groups like the Organic Consumers Association not spend the last two decades misinforming the public things might be a little dif

    30. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I grant you that it may be bizarre, but the more troubling aspect is the censorship that is being promulgated under color of law. America: the land where you are free to publish & distribute neo Nazi pamphlets without restriction, but expression that might conceivably be interpreted as an aspersion on corporate industrial farming practices is banned by the government.

      Seriously, though, as long as the claims aren't lies, then the government has no business preventing whatever labeling a company chooses to use. "Made from cows not treated with rBGH" is a fact, and the government has no business requiring a company to tack on a disclaimer "...but studies show no difference!"

    31. Re:Monsanto by kiddygrinder · · Score: 2

      they'd probably put fat in it, in fact you'd probably be able to choose the fat percentage you want. that said i think very few people are in danger of not eating enough fat.

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    32. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't expect this fake meat to turn into a fine steak, but it could make a good burger or hot dog. If it is made entirely of protein, take a mix of fake ground beef with zero fat and mix with regular ground beef. Now you have more expensive lean ground beef.

    33. Re:Monsanto by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 3, Informative

      I was just trying to make the point that we are being force-fed GM foods

      Who, exactly, is forcing you to eat genetically engineered food? Because there's a huge difference between you being too lazy to learn what is GE and what isn't, and someone forcing you to eat it. You're free not to eat it. You're free to buy organic food, or foods containing only crops that aren't genetically engineered. That's like a Muslim saying he's being force fed non-Halal beef. Saying you're being 'force-fed' GE crops is just being dramatic and deceitful.

      And before you give me the ever popular 'oh but its not labeled so how do I know?' schtick, then listen up: corn, soy, canola, cotton, papaya (from Hawaii), summer squash, and soon, suger beet and alfalfa. If it has those in it, assume its GE. No other crop currently on the market is GE (well, there were potatoes and tomatoes but they were discontinued, and in Iran they've got GE rice). 15 seconds on Google, now you don't have to play the lazy victim anymore. You're welcome. And for reference, guess what else isn't labeled: fruit from grafted trees or vegetables/grains from hybrid seed. Not the same thing? Funny because throughout history people have made the same accusations at them that people make at GE crops today. I get that agricultural history is pretty boring but it sure is insightful. In fact, no plant improvement method is labeled. If you didn't want food produced with mutagens, induced polyploidy, tissue culture/somaclonal variation, marker assisted breeding, sport selection, your argument holds the same weight. What if I don't want wheat bred from strains altered with mutagenic radiation, or apples selected from sports, or bananas produced from tissue cultured clones plants, or citrus with extra chromosomes? Because guess what, they're all there, on the market, right now, no labeling, no safety testing. The only difference is that no one's ever made stink about them. You're irrationally singling out one thing while irrationally ignoring all the other genetic changes that are made to crops, which are almost always much larger and much more random and less understood than inserting a gene or two with GE

      there have been no long term studies as to safety.

      So, these studies, this study, this one, this one, this one, didn't happen, and neither did any of these. You might want to do a bit more research before making statements like that. You know, they don't need to do safety testing for any other type of plant improvement, which is genetic modification (although not genetic engineering). I'm not saying they shouldn't be tested, but these things are plants, not drugs. If there isn't anything new in the that is biologically active, there is no reason to think that they're suddenly going to be dangerous (at least, no more than there is for any other type of genetic alteration). The cry proteins & EPSPS proteins (the two main ones inserted in GE crops right now) are NOT dangerous. That's not my opinion, that is the conclusion of pretty much all the literature on the subject, and just you haven't read it doesn't make it any less true.

      Call me crazy, but I still want to make my own life choices, and not have the government and corporations make them for me.

      Crazy, maybe not, but uninformed, absolutely. And government and corporations are not making the decision for you, they're making it for everyone else. If farmers want to g

    34. Re:Monsanto by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      And something I forgot:

      and those just wanting to know what they were drinking to force the secretary to backtrack on the order.

      There's no difference. How can you 'know what you're drinking' if its the same thing? It doesn't matter if milk comes from a cow treated with hormones or not. I mean, come on, you're grinking something that came out of a lactating bovine, there's going to be hormones already in it. A bit more isn't going to make much of a difference, and you'd have to drink massive quantities of milk every day for it to matter. It reminds me of the people who think crops should be pesticide free, but neglect to consider all the pesticides that plants naturally produce to defend themselves. The hormone free thing is just more anti-food science bullshit from uneducated foodies who think complaining is better than learning the science behind what they're protesting.

      If you actually cared, every time you drank a glass of milk, you'd dump just a tiny bit of it out. Sound stupid right? What if you drank that amount of milk instead? Is the milk suddenly unhealthy? That little amount represents the tiny bit of increased hormones you might get with rBST treated milk, and even whatever you'd manage to dump would be an overestimate.

      I was angry and still am angry that a state official was comfortable hiding what was in our food for the sake of lobbying interests.

      No, you were mad about new technological contribution to the efficiency of the production practice, not an attribute of the end product. I'm not saying I agree with the labeling, if milk producers want to label it as such then that's fine and dandy, and maybe there was some lobbying involved, but lets not pretend it has anything to do with the milk itself. This comes to mind.

    35. Re:Monsanto by hazem · · Score: 1

      Don't you see a big difference between selective breeding and mixing the genetic material of organisms that could never otherwise mate?

      It seems to me that selectively breeding dogs to end up with poodle-like creatures is a very different thing from taking bioluminescent genes from a protozoa and putting them in a dog to make it glow in the dark. No amount of selective breeding will result in a dog that glows in the dark.

    36. Re:Monsanto by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What is intellectually dishonest is to call the place it would be made a "lab", and imply that this indicates the presence more hazardous chemicals than where food is processed now. As it is now, there are hazardous chemicals in virtually every single factory, and virutally every single restaurant, grociery store and farm for that matter.

    37. Re:Monsanto by fatphil · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, we've been using nuclear power for millennia too. That coal and oil you're burning - the carbon in it was created by nuclear fusion, wasn't it?

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    38. Re:Monsanto by fatphil · · Score: 1

      You appear to be unable to distinguish selecting from modifying.

      If I go to a bar and select a beer rather than a glass of wine, that doesn't make me a brewer.

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    39. Re:Monsanto by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      We've been safely eating genetically modified foods for millennia.

      We've also been evolving along with that food for millenia.

    40. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there's two likely problems. First, cultured muscle cells don't actually get very muscle-like. They don't develop the concentration of contractile proteins that make up so much of muscle, so unless you plan to dope your petri-meat with proteins extracted from real meat, it won't have the same protein composition or flavor. Second, it won't have a circulatory system or the myriad 'trace' components derived from an integrated physiology. Those trace substances are part of what make free-range meat taste different than feed lot meat - if you could fake them, they'd be injecting feed-lot animals with them already.

      This story comes up every couple of years. I think it's a bogey man raised by the anti-GM lobby, because it's wholly impractical. There's more protein in the nutrient solution that feeds these cells than there is in the cells themselves.

    41. Re:Monsanto by siddesu · · Score: 1

      Well, it may just happen that regulations in the US won't require a notice (as it is currently with GM produce) and most of the consumers won't know that synthetic protein is being given to them. It isn't hard to mask taste well enough so that you can't tell what you're eating, and it is even easier if the people it is passed to have rarely tasted good food anyway. The stuff that passes for meat inside a big mac doesn't really taste of beef, but people still buy it by the megaton.

    42. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you are right on the taste. It reminds me of the predicament of them shipping Cod from the east coast to the west. They found out by putting in a catfish to keep them active, the meat tasted "fresher" than just having them in a salt water tank by themselves. So, I would say the meat will taste "different" to some degree.

      That aside, it just seems to much of an ethical "grey" area for me to eat petri meat. I will pass, and if other meat is outlawed then I will join the other vegetarians. =)

    43. Re:Monsanto by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "I'm actually fine with this idea of 'fake meat', as long as it's done well."

      Done well, or well done? :o)

    44. Re:Monsanto by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 3

      Are you trying to imply that the genetic change that has so far occurred in crops is not as significant as the introduction of human inserted transgenes because humans have co-evolved with those crops? Well, that's pretty silly for two big reasons. First, the changes to the crops are far too rapid for any sort of co-evolution. Things really sped up after the discovery of Mendelian genetics and they've only gotten faster since. Second, how many millenia has most of the world been eating corn, potatoes, tomatoes, peppers, blueberries, or sunflower seed? Since those are all new world crops, not that long actually. I like lychees, persimmon, jicama, mayapple, amaranth, and goumi, among plenty of other 'new' crops. I'm probably the first person in my ancestry to try them. Kiwis, mangoes, macademia nuts, and starfruit are pretty new additions to the western diet. Who knows how many unique proteins exist in those species. If what you say is true, then it would make sense to restrict your diet to crops that were present wherever your ancestry was a few thousand years ago. Fortunately, that's really bad advice. The human body is designed to digest proteins (currently, the only things produced in GE crops are proteins, although building the pathways for secondary metabolites like beta carotene is possible), and aside from an very small minority that cause allergies, they're all processed the same. Doesn't matter where the protein came from or how it got there.

    45. Re:Monsanto by Dusty101 · · Score: 1

      Monsanto can't patent it - Veridian Dynamics has prior art. And we already know what it tastes like:

      Jerome: It tastes familiar.
      Ted: Beef?
      Jerome: No.
      Linda: Chicken? We'll take chicken.
      Ted: What does it taste like?
      Jerome: Despair.
      Ted: Is it possible it just needs salt?

    46. Re:Monsanto by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Free-range animals have systems for dealing with exposure to chemicals, diseases, and other toxins. Scrupulous ranchers pay attention to them and cull their herds. The kind that free range the animals are more likely to be that type than the feedlot fuckers who stink up our cities with their cattle standing hip to hip, which means you need to shoot them full of antibiotics because they're always passing any illness right back and forth.

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    47. Re:Monsanto by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Let's rephrase the question. Does it seem wise to use a technology for which there are many known, proven, and well understood benefits out of the fear that some highly unlikely unknown unknown will appear at an undetermined date later in the future, despite no scientific evidence that it will and no way to falsify the claim?

      No, but in spite of that, we still don't produce the majority of our food organically.

      Keep in mind that the main alternative (and no, organic unicorn shit is not a viable alternative) is to use inefficient and environmentally destructive methods of weed control, chemically intensive ways of pest and disease control, and energy intensive fertilizers,

      Wrong and wrong. The inefficient and environmentally destructive method of farming involving pesticides and energy intensive fertilizers is the one involving GMO. We produce GMO crops to try to deal with the drawbacks of so-called "green revolution" agriculture, which is a fairly imaginative euphemism for "monocultural farming". The crops which are most commonly GMO (like corn and soy) are typically grown (in a "big agribusiness" context) continuously, meaning without crop rotation or even permitting the crops to lie fallow. Attempts to grow monocultures for machine cultivation led to Monsanto's production of glyphosphate-resistant crops (aka "Roundup-resistant" — and Monsanto is still the world's largest producer of glyphosphate) which in turn has produced "superweeds" which are not only resistant to roundup, but also bigger and stronger in general.

      and that the climate is changing, pests are evolving,

      The pests are being driven to rapid evolution through the methods of agriculture which benefit (in the short term) from genetic manipulation.

      energy and labor costs are rising,

      The cost of sunlight remains the same. Labor costs don't seem to be rising at all when it comes to crops, since we're still shitting on Mexico through both direct political intervention and through prohibition, which causes their citizens to come up here and pick our vegetables, and then we can deport them before their last paycheck since they're here illegally, and finally we don't go after the corporations for knowingly hiring illegals because they are effectively running the government. GMO can only make this worse, because the corporations write the legislation and decide which candidates we will have the opportunity to vote for.

      water and land are becoming scarcer due to higher demand & tropical forests are being destroyed for that land,

      Which is destroying watersheds which is going to make all this moot anyway since the majority of us are going to go thirsty.

      Now, let us rewind.

      how do we show that GE crops won't be harmful? You can't.

      Very good! That's why we shouldn't be actually producing them for human consumption. This is a time for research under controlled conditions. While nature does occasionally insert genes across species and possibly even kingdom lines with retroviruses, it doesn't do this to an entire field of crops at once. Nature doesn't know what it's doing, but neither do we. Nature has a built-in safeguard, redundancy (and not caring if a particular species is lost.) We don't; the loss of any number of species could spell our doom, not least ours.

      You want me to believe that GE crops might pose harm to my health in the long run? Tell me why.

      They're already breeding glyphosphate-resistant insects. so does half-assed use of glyphosphate, but the plants do it all the time.

      The problem here with that line of thought is twofold. first, we've already altered everything we eat. You could make the same agreement there. Hell, sometimes you'd be right. Remember what happened with cytoplasmic male sterility in corn? That was in the 70s by the

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    48. Re:Monsanto by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Because, uh, nobody lived in the New World to eat (and breed, corn in particular) that food until the Europeans showed up?

      I note, also, that tetanus, botulin, diphtheria, and shiga toxins are all proteins.

      Old-style crossbreeding is rather different from some of the stuff we're doing now. Bt (bacillus thuringiensis) proteins, that was never in anything that we ate before. On the one hand, there's all sorts of harmful stuff that we tolerate now and even build up immunity to (here, a great story about nightshade soup, read on down: http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/References/TheInterviews/DebDuchon1.htm ), on the other hand, profit-oriented business in the US has a long track record of telling us that whatever happens to make money for them is totally harmless. You'd have to be a complete idiot to not be skeptical of whatever happy talk you heard from anyone selling you stuff. Caveat emptor.

    49. Re:Monsanto by pyrosine · · Score: 1

      Perhaps not through selective breeding, but random genetic mutation can cause it and last I checked that has been occurring since the start of life in the universe.

    50. Re:Monsanto by dbIII · · Score: 3, Informative

      All of those points above have been thought of which is why it's taking so long to develop something that resembles muscle tissue. Here's an interview of a scientist working on it - audio and transcript:
      Growing meat in the lab (http://www.abc.net.au/rn/scienceshow/stories/2011/3281329.htm)

    51. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just pulled out a cup of Yoplait Blueberry Yogurt from my fridge and looked at the ingredients. Surprise, surprise, it has actual blueberries in it.

      Maybe you should stop buying your yogurt from toilet vending machines.

    52. Re:Monsanto by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because, uh, nobody lived in the New World to eat (and breed, corn in particular) that food until the Europeans showed up?

      That was the point I was trying to make about how the notion that humans co-evolved with their crops just doesn't mean anything here. Unless you're a Native American, you didn't get New World crops until then.

      I note, also, that tetanus, botulin, diphtheria, and shiga toxins are all proteins.

      So's snake venom. My point is that the vast majority of proteins, even if we include species that we don't eat, are still harmless. Again, not that it really matters since any protein inserted into GE crops is studied pretty intensively first.

      Old-style crossbreeding is rather different from some of the stuff we're doing now.

      Yeah, but its still changing the genes. If you breed some new trait, there's something controlling it. That isn't much different than just inserting it from some other source. Consider the three traits currently inserted into crops: the insect resistance trait (the Bt ones), herbicide resistance, and virus resistance. These are really pretty benign. The herbicide resistance trait is either a bacterial form of EPSP synthase (plants already have a form of this, the only difference is that this one lacks the site that the herbicide glyphosate binds to) or the enzyme produced by the bar gene that degrades glufosinate (which I confess I don't know as much about but I have no reason to suspect a specific enzyme of anything any more than any other enzyme making up all the pathways in plants). The virus resistance trait uses a gene from the viral coat protein of the virus, and you end up with a lot more of that protein in the non-GE version than the GE version (also, it relies on a defensive mRNA shutdown process so not all that horribly much is even converted into a protein). Neither of those seem exceptionally scary to me (and of course lets not forget that you can just as easily transfer genes from species we already eat, cisgenic genes from breeding compatable species, and anti-sense traits from the very same plant). And as for the Bt one...

      Bt (bacillus thuringiensis) proteins, that was never in anything that we ate before.

      Bt was applied to crops for about half a century before the genes were used in genetic engineering. We know very well how they work. They're very specific, binding to specific receptors in the guts of certain insects, and the form you eat isn't even the 'toxic' form. It doesn't become active until its in an alkaline environment (I'm sure you know that human guts are acidic). Here's something to think about: if the Lepidoptera didn't exist, we'd never know that the cry proteins from Bt were 'toxins'. And my previous point still holds true about how most proteins are digested. You don't have to step too far out of your culinary comfort zone to encounter new ones. Granted, they've been consumed to some extent unless you're going hyper exotic like mandapuça or butyagela or something, but there's still lots of things that are relatively new and unconsumed, so I don't really think that's a good argument to apply to inserted proteins in GE crops, especially considering that the protein has to be studied pretty well before it can be used.

      on the other hand, profit-oriented business in the US has a long track record of telling us that whatever happens to make money for them is totally harmless. You'd have to be a complete idiot to not be skeptical of whatever happy talk you heard from anyone selling you stuff.

      I don't disagree. But to go the complete other direction and throw out all the science supporting GE crops just because companies stand to gain is just as bad. I'm not saying to trust the companies. You don't have to. The analogy I like to use all the time is the case of the anti-vaxers. They always say, 'Don't trust the pharma companies.' That's not a

    53. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has actual blueberries in the ingredients != those blue things are actual blueberries

    54. Re:Monsanto by quenda · · Score: 2

      Don't you see a big difference between selective breeding and mixing the genetic material of organisms that could never otherwise mate?

      Much of the plant food you eat has been produced by crossing species that do not otherwise mate. GM foods are safer, as they involve a much smaller more targeted gene transfer, and have much more testing.

    55. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The studies you pointed to are not long-term studies, which is what GP was talking about. Feeding a mouse GMO soy and then killing and disecting it after 3 months is not a long-term study.

      For the most part, safety is assumed thanks to the concept of "substantial equivalence", which is basically where, for regulatory purposes, companies like Monsanto insist that a GMO seed is the same as a non-GMO seed, then turn around and, for patent purposes, insist that they're wildly different. Additionally, all studies into GMO seeds actually have to be approved by these companies. People buying the seed actually sign a EULA that prevents them from using the seed in any independent scientific research.

    56. Re:Monsanto by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of hazardous chemicals in your average persons kitchen. I just try to avoid mixing the drano with the french onion soup.

    57. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this goes into mass-production mode, the cells will be genetically modified. There will simply be too much benefit to these modifications, especially since these cells will be growing in a radically different environment than normal animal cells.

    58. Re:Monsanto by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      Considering, just the first example to come to mind for me, that farmed salmon tastes poorly when compared to wild salmon and requires coloring to look like salmon, I doubt that grown muscle cells will taste or look anything like the real meat. That, or compare the taste of a chicken that walked around eating seeds and bugs versus one that lived in a barn eating corn meal. Mass produced chicken eggs are nothing like the "free" roaming ones.

      Synthetic anything is never the same, for better or worse, as the real thing.

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    59. Re:Monsanto by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      Your current meat is processed in a factory too.

      You can choose otherwise is you desire. Yes, you may give up convenience (go to the butcher shop and grocery store instead of just the SUPERSTORE), and there may be a premium on price as you give up the SUPERSTORE's economy of scale, but the choice is there.

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    60. Re:Monsanto by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      No, but in spite of that, we still don't produce the majority of our food organically.

      Yes, well, while we all wish that natural was always better, unfortunately, that nice simply idea died out with the Iron Age. Organic is nothing more than an appeal to nature. Even if, by some miracle, every single thing advocated in organic agriculture were true, it would still be bullshit. If you can't understand that, go back to your high school and demand a refund.

      The inefficient and environmentally destructive method of farming involving pesticides

      You mean the ones Bt crops cut back on?

      and energy intensive fertilizers is the one involving GMO.

      You mean the fertilizers that soil needs less of when you use the no till methods facilitated by herbicide tolerant GE crops?

      We produce GMO crops to try to deal with the drawbacks of so-called "green revolution" agriculture, which is a fairly imaginative euphemism for "monocultural farming".

      You mean the Green Revolution that saved a billion lives? The one that introduced techniques that raised the productivity so much that we would have to log pretty much every forest on the planet if we had pre-Green Revolution yields? Boy, sure is nice to live in those cozy post industrial nations. Sure, the Green Revolution had problems, and monoculture is not desirable, but it isn't nearly as black and white as you make it out to be. You completely neglect the issues of spare or share, and I doubt you'd be criticizing it if you were one of the billions who would be dead without it (and in the unlikely event you are, then that's pretty hypocritical).

      The crops which are most commonly GMO (like corn and soy) are typically grown (in a "big agribusiness" context) continuously, meaning without crop rotation or even permitting the crops to lie fallow.

      You're joking right? You honestly believe that so-called industrial farmers don't know what crop rotation is, that they'd rather spread fertilizer (the cost of which comes right out of their bottom line) than use crop rotation?

      Attempts to grow monocultures for machine cultivation led to Monsanto's production of glyphosphate-resistant crops (aka "Roundup-resistant" — and Monsanto is still the world's largest producer of glyphosphate)

      So?

      which in turn has produced "superweeds"

      The proper term is resistant weed. It has happened before, and without developing a long term rotation plan of crops resistant to multiple different herbicides to counteract individual resistances that immerge in weed populations, it will happen again. Weeds rotations have evolved dormancy in their seeds to take advantage of the rotation. Guess crop rotation is bad too , huh? The existance of selection pressure is only news to the clueless, which I suspect is why the emotional term 'superweed' is used.

      which are not only resistant to roundup, but also bigger and stronger in general.

      That's a new one on me. got a citation?

      The pests are being driven to rapid evolution through the methods of agriculture which benefit (in the short term) from genetic manipulation.

      That statement has been true since long before biotechnology was on the scene. I was going to say welcome to the 1930s but now that I think about it that problem is even older. Irish potato famine anyone? Ironically, those problems are caused by lack of genetic diversity, the same thing that transgenics, by definition, inserts.

      Labor costs don't seem to be rising at all when it comes to crops, since we're still shitting on Mexico through both direct political intervention and through prohibition, which causes

    61. Re:Monsanto by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Don't you see a big difference between selective breeding and mixing the genetic material of organisms that could never otherwise mate?

      Cells don't. Its all the same code to them. I'm not saying there couldn't be problems with moving genes around with genetic engineering (in the same way that conventional breeding has produced poisonous potatoes and celery that caused nasty blisters) but it isn't that much different intrinsically, but since GE crops are so rigorously tested that's a moot point. In the end it's just two different ways of altering genes. Think of the cell like a browser and the DNA like the html file. A browser doesn't can if you copy & pasted the code, if if you wrote it yourself, it will display it the same either way. What matters isn't how the code was written or where it came from, but how it actually works. Cells, and plants, don't care if a gene is wild type, or altered by breeding, or inserted by biotechnology, and neither should people. What matters is the end result. It's the product, not the process.

    62. Re:Monsanto by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yes, well, while we all wish that natural was always better, unfortunately, that nice simply idea died out with the Iron Age. Organic is nothing more than an appeal to nature. Even if, by some miracle, every single thing advocated in organic agriculture were true, it would still be bullshit. If you can't understand that, go back to your high school and demand a refund.

      You think you're being very clever, but the green revolution has not fed anyone that otherwise would have starved. Quite the contrary; people are now starving in India because green revolution farming destroyed the cropland. Too bad you have no idea what you're talking about. Or you do, and you're a shill.

      You mean the fertilizers that soil needs less of when you use the no till methods facilitated by herbicide tolerant GE crops?

      Who told you that? That's not true, at all. The herbicides kill off beneficial nematodes and other organisms which live in the soil. Healthy topsoil can be over 40% living organic material. After using these herbicides, it drops to 0%. The organics die and rot in anaerobic conditions that prevent beneficials from being re-established. The fix is to apply shit and piss, which we are currently throwing away, even though we can safely and efficiently process it with systems like AIWPS.

      That's a new one on me. got a citation?

      google for "superbugs", the first time I ever did (relevant since google remembers what you've searched for) the first bunch of results were all relevant.

      I assume you mean bt resistant insects? Again, this is a management issue that is not unique to GE crops. You're taking a systematic problem and attributing it to a unique group.

      The point I'm making is that engineering these plants to be pest-resistant or chemical-resistant is a loser's game, because they will become resistant to it themselves. Coca became roundup-resistant already and naturally Monsanto spread the rumor that someone must have stolen the genes and inserted them manually because of course their magical chemicals couldn't be useless, but that theory has since been proven false. Meanwhile, there are potential harmful side effects, and indeed Bt corn has already gone toxic in the 20th generation (just try finding the citation any more, though. I'm sure I have a bookmark saved somewhere, maybe even scrapbook'd the article, but elefino where it is now. It was all over when it happened... all over the alternative sites anyway. and with a citation then.) So we get a few generations of being able to use chemicals which destroy the topsoil and then we have to switch to a new chemical anyway.

      Nutrition facts and varieties are entirely different things. I don't even know how you could make the comparison.

      That's because you're being disingenuous.

      If you have an issue with any one GMO state it rationally.and in a scientifically acceptable & verifiable way, and know the difference between something associated with genetic engineering and a common issue that has always been in agriculture, and realize that not all GE crops are created equal.

      That's a bunch of shit. It's not a common issue that has always been in agriculture, because the technology has never existed to do these things on this scale. Ultimately, any process which can be worked out on your PC can be worked out on a calculator, but because the memory system permits you to work out much larger problems feasibly we don't just call it a calculator.

      The appeal to nature fallacy is still a fallacy, and its always going to be a fallacy.

      Attacking a straw man is still a fallacy, and it's what you're doing, because I never said nature knew what it was doing; in fact, I said it didn't. However, there are numerous cases in which the natural process is superior to what we are doing, especially in the long run. So

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    63. Re:Monsanto by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 2

      You appear to be unable to distinguish selecting from modifying.

      Selecting is modifying. Selecting for traits changes the genes. Inserting traits changes the genes too. There's a difference, but not that great of one. In one case we change the genome, in the other we change the genome.

      If I go to a bar and select a beer rather than a glass of wine, that doesn't make me a brewer.

      If I go to a bar and raise my BAC, it doesn't matter if I did it with beer or wine.

    64. Re:Monsanto by Surt · · Score: 1

      You're highly motivated to protect yourself and your family. There are an awful lot of people who just don't eat at the restaurants where they work because they know what goes on.

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    65. Re:Monsanto by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but the fact still remains that the vast majority of meat is processed in a factory that would hold no more risk of containing hazardous chemicals than the current factories do. The word 'lab' was used so that 'hazard chemicals' could be used without anyone calling foul. Besides, even if you go to a local butcher who goes out into his back yard and sings his cow to sleep before quietly euthanizing the animal in it's sleep while he weeps for the animals lost life, you will STILL have hazardous chemicals at the facility.

      There are certainly choices in how you get your meat, but the cry of "lab" and "chemicals" is being totally dishonest.

    66. Re:Monsanto by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      You think you're being very clever, but the green revolution has not fed anyone that otherwise would have starved.

      Funny, pretty much every reputable source says otherwise. I guess all those prizes Norman Borlaug got were for his good looks.

      Who told you that? That's not true, at all.

      Pretty much every crop & soil scientist out there will tell you that.

      The herbicides kill off beneficial nematodes and other organisms which live in the soil. Healthy topsoil can be over 40% living organic material. After using these herbicides, it drops to 0%.

      And if that were the alternative you'd have a point. But the alternative is tillage. Inputs are never disirable, but it isn't a question of 'does this do harm' so much as 'does this do the least harm.'

      google for "superbugs", the first time I ever did (relevant since google remembers what you've searched for) the first bunch of results were all relevant.

      I know there's resistance but I've never heard of the resitnat weeds possessing any attributes besides their resistance (at least in this particular case anyway).

      The point I'm making is that engineering these plants to be pest-resistant or chemical-resistant is a loser's game, because they will become resistant to it themselves.

      Uh, yeah. there's been a Red Queen's race in agriculture for ages. GE doesn't change that. Of course pests will develop resistance. That's always happened, it is always going to happen.

      Meanwhile, there are potential harmful side effects, and indeed Bt corn has already gone toxic in the 20th generation (just try finding the citation any more, though. I'm sure I have a bookmark saved somewhere, maybe even scrapbook'd the article, but elefino where it is now. It was all over when it happened..

      I think you mean this. Turned out to be a fungus, but the transgene go the public blame. Funny thing is, Bt corn is actually safer due to lower levels of mycotoxin. Corn that doesn't get chewed on has less open area for fungal infection which means lower mycotoxins.

      That's because you're being disingenuous.

      Nutrition facts describe the nutritional content of something. The variety used to make it is entirely different. Its the difference between knowing a car's MPG and knowing the elemental composition of the alloy used in the tailpipe.

      That's a bunch of shit. It's not a common issue that has always been in agriculture, because the technology has never existed to do these things on this scale.

      We've used herbicides before genetic engineering, and we've had resistant weeds before genetic engineering. There are even non-GE herbicide tollerant varieties of some crops out there. We've bred pest resistant varieties, and pests have overcome those varieties. For example, there's no GE wheat on the market, but they still use herbicides on wheat, and they still have pest issues that require new varieties. Surely you don't deny this? And surely you're not calling the notion that a Rainbow papaya is different from Golden Rice is different from Arctic apple is different from Bt corn to be a bunch of shit?

      Attacking a straw man is still a fallacy, and it's what you're doing, because I never said nature knew what it was doing; in fact, I said it didn't.

      You started off by advocating organic agriculture. If you don't think that's an appeal to nature, either you don't know what an appeal to nature is or you don't know what organic farming is.

    67. Re:Monsanto by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Much easier to control for exposure to chemicals, diseases, and other toxins in a lab than it is in free ranging animals....

      You'd think so, but farm-raised fish are often full of all kinds of questionable crap, when they seemingly ought to be healthier, being raised in a controlled environment and all.

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    68. Re:Monsanto by skids · · Score: 1

      There's a level of validity to the point that bred crops were introduced slowly, though it really has nothing to do with "evolution" more than it does the limited capacity of culinary culture to absorb change safely. Also really the problem with "GM" foods is not so much technically how they got that way, but the fact that they are introduced on a large scale, quickly (relative to normal human adoption of new foods,) and mixed into the food supply in ways that make it next to impossible to statistically test the full effects (nor for the consumer to even provide anecdotal hints for statistical research follow-up), and finally just plain not sufficiently empirically tested prior to release. Also that some of the assumptions made in schemes to control the spread of those genomes may be proven to be in error so in the case of pollinating plants, there's always the chance for a pandora's box.

      Now, whether it is better to have food that makes one slightly ill versus whether is is better to be malnourished and/or suffer the consequences of an environment ruined by attempting to farm too much "natural" food is a pretty finely balanced equation and there is no simple answer to that.

      Anyway, the technology in the original article has been promised for a while now and I find it interesting and am inclined to say, both desirable and inevitable, but I hope they'll take it slow and test it. I'd hate to be reading twenty years from now how 10% of a generation's quality of life was wasted due to failure to notice some prion-based illness suffered by consumers of artificial meat.

    69. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not eat bugs? They are far higher caloric efficiency then traditional livestock.

      But yeah, when I was the I thought "why don't we just grow meat in tubes?" It's always seemed inevitable to me.

    70. Re:Monsanto by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      Especially if we can bust out a little Jurassic Park and offer meats from extinct species. Mmmm. Dodo. The other other other white meat...

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    71. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have some sort of psychosis. None of that stuff will happen. Take your pill aspie-boy.

    72. Re:Monsanto by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Why would there be an difficulty tracking down toxins in the substrate that is a completely human designed and controlled substance. Natural meat grows in an environment that is orders of magnitude more complex. Saying we might not know if something in the substrate is toxic is irrelevant. That applies to food from any source, but toxins in the substrate will always be easier to identify.

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    73. Re:Monsanto by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      IMNSHO, no well done steak is done well!

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    74. Re:Monsanto by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Good enough for burgers. Who is going to tell the difference after mincing?

    75. Re:Monsanto by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I used to eat my meat well-done as a child, but that was before I worked at a steak house when I was in college, and learned what I was missing.

    76. Re:Monsanto by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Just want to say thank you for the post. I found it very easy to read, informative and interesting.

    77. Re:Monsanto by mangu · · Score: 1

      in most cases, there have been no long term studies as to safety

      Every plant in the wild, every living being, has thousands of mutations. How do you plan on having long term studies of safety for that?

      There's nothing magic about genetic engineering, it's just about introducing a gene into a plant directly instead of through cross breeding.

      As a matter of fact, it's safer doing it that way because they know which genes they are introducing. When you cross a plant of wheat with another one you are getting a random mix of the genes in both plants, you have no idea exactly of what will be the result.

    78. Re:Monsanto by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Funny, pretty much every reputable source says otherwise. I guess all those prizes Norman Borlaug got were for his good looks.

      The Nobel prize is and always was political. And not every reputable source says otherwise, but you probably know that already, since you've been disingenuous in other cases in this argument, I suspect you're lying about knowing about that, too.

      And if that were the alternative you'd have a point. But the alternative is tillage. Inputs are never disirable, but it isn't a question of 'does this do harm' so much as 'does this do the least harm.'

      No, you can just top-dress with compost. Comment invalid. When you know what you are talking about come back.

      We've used herbicides before genetic engineering, and we've had resistant weeds before genetic engineering. There are even non-GE herbicide tollerant varieties of some crops out there.

      The difference is the scale which is transformative. There were herbicide-resistant weeds before, but none of them were SO resistant, and we created an amazing resistance that nature possibly could not have created, and then proceeded to use that resistance to justify dumping fucktons of glyphosphate on it. But engineering the plants to take more glyphosphate ignores its effect on the soil, as you are generally doing.

      Maybe you don't like herbicide tolerant crops? Fair enough. Give farmers a viable alternative that reduces their input cost and they'll jump on it in a heartbeat.

      Ah yes, the capitalist argument. Give me more profit. The problem with your idea is that there are deeper considerations, such as whether the earth will still sustain us after behaving as we are now. Permitting the farming industry to destroy our top soil is selling out our future for profits in the present. Land actually produces more food per acre when using biointensive methods; yes, the labor costs DO increase substantially in that case, but other costs fall sharply. For instance, if you interplant species which harbor beneficial species, and use trap crops to attract pests away from your food crops, you can eliminate the pesticides entirely. And if you top-dress with compost and plant cover crops with deep tap roots like mustard, then you need never till. What's funny about your comment is that clearly it has no applied experience that you could use to guide you, whereas I've actually gone through this stuff before, and know how it works. I'm pretty sure only one of us has moved 40 tons of compost by wheelbarrow in the last five years.

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    79. Re:Monsanto by Surt · · Score: 1

      Food from the existing process has proven safe over many years. There's a limited amount of exciting new exposure that could happen, at least without first poisoning the plants and animals in the area to such a degree that it would be obvious. With a new lab process you run the risk of something like BPA-laden plastics being used as a growth substrate. The problems could be subtle enough not to show up for twenty years until the cancers start killing people.

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    80. Re:Monsanto by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      but that's my secret recipe!

    81. Re:Monsanto by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You're confusing genetic manipulation with breeding. You can breed wolves to become poodles, but you can't breed them so they glow in the dark; you can genitcally menipulate them to, by introducing genes from unrelated life forms. Nothing about breeding food is dangerous, genetically modifying it could be.

    82. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything we have eaten as a species, from the summer after we first started harvesting it and selecting the best offspring for breeding, is genetically modified. GM is a "furphy" the real danger is companies like Monsanto, as mentioned above by scriber_phil, locking up the culture and science and stifling competition.

    83. Re:Monsanto by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      I don't see any way to breed (our history of genetic modification) a terminator gene into a plant. If it can't have offspring, then you can't breed that gene into it. I also would imagine it would be pretty hard to breed glow-in-the-dark rabbits the natural way. I think it is interesting that the people who don't want labeling somehow claim they are for the free market.

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    84. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see any way to breed (our history of genetic modification) a terminator gene into a plant. If it can't have offspring, then you can't breed that gene into it.

      It's possible to breed sterile organisms (e.g. mules). Not that I have any idea how it could be done with plants, but it seems premature to rule it out.

    85. Re:Monsanto by fatphil · · Score: 1

      False, false, and false. You appear to be unable to distinguish an individual from the class it is a member of.

      Don't try again, when it comes to logic and facts, past performance *is* a good indicator for the future.

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    86. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The analogy I like to use all the time is the case of the anti-vaxers. They always say, 'Don't trust the pharma companies.' That's not a bad idea. But there's still a huge mountain of evidence saying vaccines are safe and the greatest public health measure ever, even if it does make companies a profit. Same thing here.

      That doesn't cover all the anti-vaxer positions. The other one is to exploit the commons (ie. herd immunity). Why should I take the small risk of vaccine side effects if I am protected by herd immunity? Obviously, this doesn't work once enough people take this position, but it works for now.

      If one isn't traveling, the marginal risk of getting vaccinated is higher than not taking the vaccine and lacking individual protection against the various diseases.

    87. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I go to a bar and select a beer rather than a glass of wine, that doesn't make me a brewer.

      Bad analogy, since beer and wine don't reproduce.

      If I were trying to create a brown ale from pale ale and could select form variants that have different malts, hops, specific gravities, etc. then I would definitely be modifying the beer.

      Of course, that's not the same as figuring out what's in the beer and just putting in what I want - which is the equivalent of gene-splicing GMO crops.

    88. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked, there was no laboratory test that could reliably tell the difference between normal and rBST milk. That inability to verify the labeling, rather than some nefarious "lobbying interests", is the reason for disallowing the label.

    89. Re:Monsanto by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      You're confusing genetic manipulation with breeding.

      And so are you. Breeding is genetic manipulation, but not genetic engineering, and just because something has been genetically manipulated does not mean it has been bred OR genetically engineered; there are other plant improvement techniques out there besides those two, and most people have never even heard of them and have no idea they're eating them. Grapefruit, wheat, nashi, apples, bananas, triticale...they all have their nifty little stories if you're willing seek them out.

      You can breed wolves to become poodles, but you can't breed them so they glow in the dark; you can genitcally menipulate them to, by introducing genes from unrelated life forms.

      The thing to consider here is that none of that really matters. It sounds significant, but at the end of the day it's all just code to the cell. Transgenic, cisgenic, antisense, wild type, mutant, whatever, the plant cells don't care.

      Nothing about breeding food is dangerous

      Let me ask you, what if I said that genetic engineering accidentally produced a potato that unexpectedly had dangerously high levels of a poisonous glycoalkaloid, and that it also made celery that had so much of carcinogenic psoralen that the harvesters got rashes after just touching the plants? How do you feel about the safety of the technique that produces things like that? Because I lied. They were developed, and those side effects were unintentional, but they weren't made with GE. Nope, that celery and the Lenape potato were developed with conventional breeding. It is absolutely false that there is nothing dangerous about breeding. When you change genes, there can be unintended consequences, and it doesn't really matter how you change them. It has happened with GE, it has happened with breeding. Provided you don't do anything stupid, genetic engineering is no more inherently risky than breeding. Actually, it just might be safer, because now you know exactly the gene you're manipulating, whereas with breeding you randomly mix many genes. In the case of the Lenape potato, they were trying to introduce pest resistance genes from wild potatoes. Had they moved the genes with GE instead of using breeding, the genes for increased solanine wouldn't have come along for the ride.

    90. Re:Monsanto by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      If it can't have offspring, then you can't breed that gene into it.

      I can't think of one either, but the issue of breeding doesn't apply because most every grain or vegetable you eat is an F1 hybrid, so it doesn't matter if the actual crop grown can reproduce. See cytoplasmic male sterility for something not quite the same but similar (although that's not used anymore for reasons unrelated to the sterility).

      I think it is interesting that the people who don't want labeling somehow claim they are for the free market.

      Simple really. You want labeling for GE food, create a demand and buy it. Actually, that's already happened in the form of the organic label. What isn't in the free market is demanding that the government impose mandatory labeling just because you want it. It wouldn't be free market to have mandatory labeling for Kosher food, Halal food, or vegan food. It wouldn't be free market to demand that food produced by grafting, tissue culture, somaclonal variation, induced polyploidy, embryo rescue, wide crosses, mutagenesis, ect. be labeled. It isn't free market to have the government impose labeling for GE food. You want labels for any of the above, that's on you. And no, it isn't like labeling for allergens (or pretty much anything else of that matter) or ingredients, because allergens are specific things that we know are dangerous to some people, and ingredients are the actual things inside a product (not the variety); genetic engineering on the other hand is not a thing but a process, one that we know isn't inherently dangerous (at least no more than any other plant improvement method), and one that, presently anyway, is used only to produce crops that are by any objective measure substantially equivalent to their non-GE counterparts.

    91. Re:Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why does the government pass laws that don're allow for labeling of this. I would be fine with labeling as you suggested, marked as non-GE. But they want that to be illegal, just like the laws to stop milk from being labeled rBGH free.

    92. Re:Monsanto by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      There are certainly choices in how you get your meat, but the cry of "lab" and "chemicals" is being totally dishonest.

      Sorry, didn't check the prior post correctly. I agree.

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    93. Re:Monsanto by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      > the marginal risk of getting vaccinated is higher than not taking the vaccine and
      > lacking individual protection against the various diseases

      Until "individual" becomes "herd"... how soon we forget.

  3. Just Muscle Cells? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds too lean.

    1. Re:Just Muscle Cells? by itsenrique · · Score: 1

      My guess is they would add in fat as close to beef fat (tallow), as possible. And some iron (If it could be heme iron I don't know) and other minerals. Don't forget the inedble gristle, OK, forget that.

  4. Embrace the Future by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Synthetic meat is still too expensive. This process will be optimized to a fabricated protein paste fed through a tube to power your assigned functions until you wear out and are flushed. Witness the progress of humanity.

  5. No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If I want non meat protein, there's plenty of plant-based sources. If I want meat, I prefer it come from an animal. I have no qualms about killing an animal for meat. I also find sanitized supermarket packaging retarded. Trying to detach meat from the idea an animal died for it is twisted. People shouldn't hind from that fact and be respectful an animal died for the meat.

    1. Re:No thanks by kvvbassboy · · Score: 2

      Did you actually read the summary? It is possible that a lot of energy can be saved by this process. The research costs are probably high, but that can be amortised in the long run.

      Trying to detach meat from the idea an animal died for it is twisted. People shouldn't hind from that fact and be respectful an animal died for the meat.

      In this case, an animal did not die for it. It is about as ethical or unethical as any other synthetically produced food.

    2. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I want meat, I prefer it come from an animal.

      Any particular reason?

      Given that at some point in the future, if they were able to produce a synthetic meat product that is chemically, texturally, and ...uh, flavorally indistinguishable from the natural version, what reason would there be for insisting an animal die for your dinner instead?

    3. Re:No thanks by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Probably because it's creepy and is likely to come with any number of unforeseen consequences. Plus, just because it's like meat doesn't mean that it's going to have the same effect on the body. Which could be a good thing, but then again there's all sorts of nutrients that are no longer common in our diets because the food scientists designing our meals didn't think to include them. Iodine is a common one to be deficient in around here, and that's largely because it doesn't get added to our foods along with the salt.

      A fake salmon like meat isn't likely to have any iodine in it at all.

    4. Re:No thanks by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 0

      Not killing animals is creepy, huh? Seems pretty ridiculous. And the fact that you, random guy on the internet, have managed to consider nutrient levels in the first few minutes probably guarantees that the incredibly smart people behind these developments will probably think about those too before anything like this is brought to market. Iodine is a particularly ironic example because it is the poster child for addition after the fact. That represents no real barrier at all.

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    5. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to detach meat from the idea an animal died for it is twisted. People shouldn't hind from that fact and be respectful an animal died for the meat.

      This is a really naive point of veiw. I doubt very few people don't accept the fact that the meat they're eating comes from an animal that's been slaughtered somewhere else.

      There's a reason why such lower-level functions are segregated and removed from our daily lives, and that reason is called Division of Labor and has generally allowed our society to progress and expand to where it is today. The fact that animal slaughter (for example) is removed from everyone's daily lives allows us to do something else that we're better at with that time. It's just not practical for everyone who eats meat to obtain it from the source itself.

      With your attitude, you must believe that a having someone else build your house is retarded since it "hides" the fact that it takes a lot of hard work and kills a lot of trees

    6. Re:No thanks by hedwards · · Score: 1

      And yet fully a quarter of all Americans are deficient in iodine. It's not a poster child for addition after the fact because it doesn't happen very often in the US. Just look at your foods if you don't believe me, it's rarely if ever included in processed foods, pretty much never in foods that are eaten at restaurants, and unless you specifically buy iodized salt chances are that it isn't in table salt either.

      Perhaps if you weren't talking out of your ass we might make some progress on the issue. Just because it's obvious doesn't mean that it's something that's being taken seriously by the people making it.

      Iodine happens to be one of the more obvious ones, I'm sure there are a few that are going to slip by because they always do. The more industrialized the food industry becomes the more these things become prevalent. Just look at that stupid gold rice thing in Asia. The only reason why they need golden rice is because they're no longer eating the greens that they traditionally ate along with the rice and now have vitamin deficiencies as a result.

    7. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Probably because it's creepy and is likely to come with any number of unforeseen consequences.

      Slaughterhouses are pretty damn creepy, and factory farming (our current most popular method of providing meat) has had a shitload of bad consequences for us and the environment. The question is, would the alternative be preferable?

      Plus, just because it's like meat doesn't mean that it's going to have the same effect on the body

      Right, but I'm talking about a 100% substitute, that is not just like meat, but is meat - the only difference is it's not grown by an animal.

      Such a product would have exactly the same effect on the body. There's nothing magical about animal flesh that makes it more nutritious or more easily digestible.

      A fake salmon like meat isn't likely to have any iodine in it at all.

      And if you want iodine in it, you add iodine to it.

    8. Re:No thanks by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're the one talking out of your ass. Iodine levels in the US population are considered on average higher than they should be, according to the World Health Organization. Maybe you should check your information before you parrot.

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    9. Re:No thanks by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Do you believe the article? Industrial scale cell culture (think a number of very expensive pharmaceutical products) is incredibly complicated. You don't drop a bunch of stem cells into a vat and come back two weeks later.

      Besides, the nice thing about cows is that you can make other cows from cows (paraphrased and modernized from Heinlein).

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    10. Re:No thanks by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Industrial scale cell culture (think a number of very expensive pharmaceutical products) is incredibly complicated. You don't drop a bunch of stem cells into a vat and come back two weeks later.

      And despite that, we still produce alcohol on a local and industrial scale.

    11. Re:No thanks by green1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is actually interesting to see this article on here today, I was actually just reading information about the progression of human ethics and morality. From the past where anyone not of your own religion, skin colour, or gender were considered non-human and treated accordingly, to today's world where discrimination still happens, but is generally recognized as such within society and strongly discouraged, to a future where everyone is truly equal and discrimination is a thing of the past. One of the big thoughts brought forward of course is that in the past while people of other groups were treated as non-human, it was taken for granted that this was in fact the case, and while there may have been some people who believed otherwise, it was a generally accepted fact in society.

      Now to the point, if our sense of morality was so different in the past, where will it be in the future? There is an argument that the way we treat (and eat) animals right now will look not much different to a person a couple hundred years from now than the way we now see the idea of how other races were treated a couple hundred years ago. I don't know if I agree with that sentiment or not, however it seems a logical extension of where morality has been to where it is going, and as a person living in today's society it is impossible to see what cultural biases might be clouding my judgement.

      That said, I love meat, I plan to keep eating meat. Will I eat synthetically grown meat? I don't see why not, assuming they manage to make it taste close enough to the real thing (which is a tougher task than one might think, what we taste in meat is not just the raw muscle itself, but is also influenced by the way the animal as exercised, and the food it has eaten.)

      Of course one more jab on the animal rights front, many animals alive today would simply not be here if humans didn't eat meat. While it may seem noble to not slaughter the cows for beef, it must be realized that if humans didn't eat meat most of those cows would never have lived in the first place. (same for almost any animal that humans regularly eat) I know many people on here were talking about feedlotting vs grazing, and while I know there must be a lot of feedlots, I've never seen one, and yet I can't drive five minutes on the highway around here without seeing fields full of grazing cows. I'm not sure if that's just coincidence, of if feedlots aren't as common in my area as real grazing is?

    12. Re:No thanks by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine if we all of a sudden stopped killing the animals that we currently do? The overpopulation would be disastrous.

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    13. Re:No thanks by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That depends on what you define as an animal.

    14. Re:No thanks by camelrider · · Score: 1

      Better to have lived and died than never have lived at all!

    15. Re:No thanks by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2

      Do you really think there would be *that many* chickens, cows and pigs if we weren't raising them for the express purpose of eating them? It's not like we're culling wild herds here. You simply draw down the current stock, and you don't raise more. I don't expect that livestock for meat is going to vanish any time soon, but it could cause a lot of shift on the lower end. This is the sort of thing that fast food places would really be interested in if they could sell it. Probably as a new 'humane value menu' or other spin that will prevent everybody from crying 'frankenfood' like the luddite wankers they are.

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    16. Re:No thanks by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      That said, I love meat, I plan to keep eating meat. Will I eat synthetically grown meat? I don't see why not, assuming they manage to make it taste close enough to the real thing (which is a tougher task than one might think, what we taste in meat is not just the raw muscle itself, but is also influenced by the way the animal as exercised, and the food it has eaten.)

      That's a point a lot of people have raised... I'm actually surprised TFA didn't address it, because it was one of the first questions that Bob McDonald (of Quirks and Quarks on CBC, in Canada) asked the scientist, about 2 years ago when I first heard about this kind of project.

      The scientist's answer wasn't that the meat was super tough, rather that it was very tender. The problem with the meat was that it was just a hunk of meat grown in a test tube... the science behind growing the meat had been well established by that point, and it was nutritionally, and the challenge was in scaling it up to industrial scales, and finding a way to make it taste like *meat*. And the solution they'd found and were working on scaling on the flavour side of things was to use electrical muscle stimulation to "exercise" the meat, giving it tone and flavour. On the small scale, they'd found that it worked quite well, and that the meat was reasonably palatable.

      So AFAIK, the real concern isn't the flavour of the meat, or the nutrition, it's how do they scale it up to be feasible on an industrial scale.

    17. Re:No thanks by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      Industrial scale cell culture (think a number of very expensive pharmaceutical products) is incredibly complicated. You don't drop a bunch of stem cells into a vat and come back two weeks later.

      And despite that, we still produce alcohol on a local and industrial scale.

      But dumping a bunch of ingredients in a vat and waiting is exactly what's done in alcohol production.. The exception is hard liquor, which has an extra distillation step.

    18. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "to a future where everyone is truly equal and discrimination is a thing of the past"

      I take it you really mean "to a future where there are no longer any all white countries"...

      And therefore the entire world is a third world hellhole. And animal rights won't exist. Or haven't you looked at Africa and China recently? Not much animal rights there, is there?

    19. Re:No thanks by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      "the" alternative? There's only one? If we ate much less meat than we do now, perhaps we could make do with grass-fed (this is inevitably true for suitably chosen values of "much less", but I'm not sure what that would be). Or just fake it in some other way; I've eaten some vegetarian "fake meats" that really surprised me (and some that did not, oh well). If the vat-meat isn't competitive with the plant-protein-based fakes (in terms of cost and quality), it's probably no-go.

    20. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "the" alternative? There's only one?

      There's only one that's the topic of this article, asshat.

    21. Re:No thanks by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Of course one more jab on the animal rights front, many animals alive today would simply not be here if humans didn't eat meat.

      I don't see why that matters. You could say the same thing about humans if we also ate them. "What we are doing is good because most of these people wouldn't be alive if we didn't eat them. Therefore, we can do whatever we want to them!"

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    22. Re:No thanks by amRadioHed · · Score: 2

      Do you believe the article? Industrial scale cell culture (think a number of very expensive pharmaceutical products) is incredibly complicated. You don't drop a bunch of stem cells into a vat and come back two weeks later.

      What's not to believe? Obviously it's not as easy as dumping a bunch of stem cells in a vat and fishing out a steak two weeks later, if it was that easy we would already be eating synthetic meat. But just because it's difficult doesn't make it impossible. The right way to do it only needs to be figured out once.

      Besides, the nice thing about cows is that you can make other cows from cows (paraphrased and modernized from Heinlein).

      That applies to in vitro muscle cells just as well as it applies to the full animal.

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    23. Re:No thanks by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Of course one more jab on the animal rights front, many animals alive today would simply not be here if humans didn't eat meat. While it may seem noble to not slaughter the cows for beef, it must be realized that if humans didn't eat meat most of those cows would never have lived in the first place.

      Preventing a life from existing is not considered unethical at all, it's most definitely not ethically comparable to taking a life.

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    24. Re:No thanks by Cant+use+a+slash+wtf · · Score: 1

      Did this "McDonald" character happen to own a farm? If so, what was on that farm?

    25. Re:No thanks by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I think there may be an inbuilt human instinct to class people as 'my tribe' and 'not my tribe.' Deprive people of the chance to discriminate based on race, religion, nationality and such and you'll find the instinct directs elsewhere. Into political polarisation, for example. Or sports team fans. What is a football riot if not an expression of tribal war?

    26. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cloning vats

    27. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quirks and Quarks.

    28. Re:No thanks by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      http://www.cbc.ca/quirks/

      It's a radio show. So no, Bob McDonald doesn't happen to own a farm, he works for a radio station doing a weekly science news broadcast. He is Canadian, however, so he may own an igloo.

    29. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have a lot more sympathy for the ethical animal rights argument, if humans were the only animals that eat animals.

      The premise is that humans are animals, so animals are equivalent to humans morally. Therefore, if humans have rights, animals have the same rights, i.e. life, liberty, pursuit of happiness. Eating them is equivalent to murdering and eating a human.

      Unfortunately, nature doesn't agree. Many animals eat each other. In the ocean, it's probably the rule more than the exception. They are exercising a right to survive on their natural diet. So to be consistent, humans must also have the same right to eat other animals - otherwise some animals have a right that humans don't.

      You can't have it both ways - it's either morally acceptable for humans to eat animals, or it's unacceptable for animals to ever eat each other. That would be bad news for the sharks, lions, tigers, bears, etc.

    30. Re:No thanks by hazah · · Score: 1

      If it was taken for granted, as you say, then why did Alexander do what he did? You see, the ancient world is as just wonderfully fucked up as the current one, and such generalization don't mean a whole lot.

  6. Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Offtopic I know,

    but are we stuck with that big square box now?

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  7. some proteins are better than others by nido · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Vegetarians like to say that they're getting all the protein they need. And by the numbers, beans and grains do have good amounts of protein... But these proteins are locked up for storage, and have Protease inhibitors to interfere with their digestion. Trypsin is what makes Soybeans so inedible...

    Potatoes are the best vegan source of protein, because potatoes' defenses are against the microbes that cause rotting, whereas the above-ground portions of the plants have all sorts of defenses against animals.

    Gelatin is a good source of protein because of the kinds of amino acids that it has, and does NOT have. The recent news about synthetic human gelatin is a bit more important than this form of synthetic meat, methinks.

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    1. Re:some proteins are better than others by hedwards · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nonsense there are plenty of dietary sources of protein that don't include eating meat. You make it sound like soybeans are the only source. Ultimately the reason why most vegans and vegetarians don't get enough meat isn't that it's impossible it's that they aren't doing their homework to make sure that they're getting the range of proteins necessary to get the complete ones that the body can't synthesize.

      I've personally known vegan powerlifters that showed absolutely no signs of protein deficiency.

    2. Re:some proteins are better than others by Hentes · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are many types of vegetarians, those who consume milk, eggs and honey won't have such problems. Also, most vegetarians I know eat fish. And even the hardcore zealots can survive by eating algae. And they won't eat gelatin as it's made of animal bones.

    3. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are called pescetarianism, by the way. They don't eat the cute animals, but fishes aren't cute.

    4. Re:some proteins are better than others by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      Soybeans so inedible...

      Hempseed

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    5. Re:some proteins are better than others by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      They don't eat the cute animals, but fishes aren't cute.

      Well PETA would disagree with you.

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    6. Re:some proteins are better than others by mikael_j · · Score: 2

      Also, most vegetarians I know eat fish.

      Those aren't vegetarians. Really, it bugs me when people call themselves "vegetarian" even though they eat meat.

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    7. Re:some proteins are better than others by PwnzerDragoon · · Score: 1

      Isn't the whole point of that thing that fish are ugly and if they looked like kittens people wouldn't eat them? And does anyone else find the "sea kittens" on that page really, really creepy?

    8. Re:some proteins are better than others by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Even dairy is pushing it.

    9. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D'oh, that should have been ...the reason why most vegans and vegetarians don't get enough protein isn't...

    10. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word - "Lentils". 1.5 billion Indians live just as long and just as healthy - actually cross that - way more healthy - than anyone else on this planet. Without any protein deficiency!!

    11. Re:some proteins are better than others by Hentes · · Score: 1

      This is a matter of definition, a lot of people use meat only for the flesh of a mammal, for example Catholics don't count fish as meat. Also, for dietary purposes fish is a lot healthier than meat.

    12. Re:some proteins are better than others by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Why do you care?

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    13. Re:some proteins are better than others by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      depends on where it is caught, I wouldnt eat much fish that I catch in the hudson river every year.

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    14. Re:some proteins are better than others by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      True. I am a veterinarian too. I just use human meat as my definition of meat, and I never eat that. The cows I eat every day don't count.

      More seriously, being a vegetarian is 'cool' to certain demographics. Those people don't really want to be vegetarian. They just want to be cool. Thus they rationalize why the animals they eat don't count. I have literally had 'vegetarians' tell me that only red meat counts as meat.

    15. Re:some proteins are better than others by green1 · · Score: 1

      Dairy depends on what their position is... if it's about people not keeping animals, then you're right, if it's simply about not KILLING animals, than dairy should be fine.

    16. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real vegetarians don't eat fish. That is a religious thing, thinking that fish is okay for true vegetarians. Fish is meat, meat comes from animals (usually).

    17. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Also, most vegetarians I know eat fish"

      It think you had better break it to them - they are not vegetarians.

    18. Re:some proteins are better than others by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      "I've personally known vegan powerlifters that showed absolutely no signs of protein deficiency."

      Let me guess. Did they drink protein turmixes? (quite a few vegans eat dairy products)

    19. Re:some proteins are better than others by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Dairy depends on what their position is... if it's about people not keeping animals, then you're right, if it's simply about not KILLING animals, than dairy should be fine.

      If killing life is wrong then consuming root vegetables would be wrong too. No more potatoes, onions, garlic, carrots... Any plant that is killed by harvesting the fruit would be proscribed too.

      Believe it or not, there is a group that believes so. The Jains (mostly from the Gujarat in India) do not eat root vegetables either. Their monks are considered to be the most non-violent people on earth. You probably have met them. Many Patels who motels/hotels convenience stores in the USA belong to Jainism.

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    20. Re:some proteins are better than others by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Because I've been a vegetarian for more than ten years and whenever I eat out I find myself having to double check that the "vegetarian-friendly" items on the menu don't contain meat because there are lots of "vegetarians" running around who seem to think fish and birds aren't animals...

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    21. Re:some proteins are better than others by green1 · · Score: 2

      Why are root vegetables considered worse than say fruits or grains?

      If you want to take it to those sorts of extremes you should only be eating minerals...

    22. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People can call themselves whatever they want, but at this point, the use of the word "vegetarian" to cover people who eat eggs, dairy, fish, chicken, is getting truly ridiculous. If we had anywhere near a rational approach to language and the truth, we would use the word vegetarian to cover the group now called "vegans", as people who get all their foods exclusively from plants. but heres some problems: fungi are not plants, and are more closely related to animals taxonomically. and honey, which is refused by ethical vegans, is really a plant food processed by bees. (the word for a plant based eater could be vegetarian, people who eat less meat "food chainers", with a vegan would be an "ethical vegetarian" or "anti-animal use" (What we should be focussing on is moving our food consumption down the food chain wherever possible, which is parallel to moving down the energy chain to foods that take fewer resources to produce. (freshwater access is driven by rain, thus by sunlight, or energy). Of course, it wouldnt matter if we were rational enough to voluntarily reduce births to an average of 1 per female for 50 years or so, then bring the birthrate back up to 2.1, which i believe is the replacement rate. Something around a world population of 100-500 million would be ideal. not too much drain on the environment, but plenty of human variety to allow for geniuses, etc (which of course we might see more of if teachers and parents had more time to devote to kids learning, as its not a done deal that all creativity is innate and can survive poor upbringing)

    23. Re:some proteins are better than others by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      More seriously, being a vegetarian is 'cool' to certain demographics. Those people don't really want to be vegetarian. They just want to be cool. Thus they rationalize why the animals they eat don't count. I have literally had 'vegetarians' tell me that only red meat counts as meat.

      There's health reasons to avoid eating red meat for some folks... but that isn't a vegetarian telling you that only red meat counts as meat, it's an idiot who doesn't understand that there's a different word for somebody who doesn't eat red meat.

      Personally, I don't really care what you eat. I don't really care what you call your eating habits, either. As long as you don't try to evangelize me, it's none of my concern, and if you do try telling me I'm evil because I eat meat, then I'm going to tell you what you can go do with yourself. I don't avoid meat, I don't go out of my way to eat meat, I eat it when I feel like it, which lately is maybe once every couple of weeks, sticking mostly to fish and poultry. It's been over a year since I last felt like eating a steak, but somehow I'm an evil person because it's not off the menu entirely, and if I felt a desire to eat it, I would? le sigh. people suck.

    24. Re:some proteins are better than others by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      no vegans eat dairy products, else they wouldn't be "vegan". there are quite a few vegan protein supplements available, and there are in fact many vegan powerlifters, body builders and professional athletes of all persuasions. seriously, how does anyone not understand that you can get all of your required nutrients from a plant-based diet?

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    25. Re:some proteins are better than others by Hentes · · Score: 1

      In my experiences idealist vegetarians are a minority, most of them just want to eat healthy/lose weight. In which case fish is acceptable.

    26. Re:some proteins are better than others by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Vegans don't eat whey or any other animal based protein. The closest thing to animal based protein would be something like tempeh, which uses bacteria to predigest tofu.

      It's more challenging to get protein as a vegetarian or a vegan, but there are plenty of available options provided that one is willing to watch what one eats and ensure an adequate variety to cover the ones we can't synthesize ourselves.

    27. Re:some proteins are better than others by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      it's ok to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings

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    28. Re:some proteins are better than others by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      and there are in fact many vegan powerlifters, body builders and professional athletes of all persuasions.

      Define many.

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    29. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm vegetarian and so are tons of other people I know and none of us eat fish and yet somehow, we get plenty enough protein to get on with life. I think you need to watch "Forks Over Knives" (can be seen on netflix) and learn just how harmful meat truly is.

    30. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eating plants is okay because they don't have a central nervous system, like animals do.

      Abortion is okay because it's not more than nine months after conception, like infanticide is.

    31. Re:some proteins are better than others by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Life expectancy in India is currently 64.7 years. They're 139th on the list.

      Ref: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy

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    32. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok lets just set this straight vegetarians DO NOT eat fish or to put it another way fish is not a vegetable!!!!!!!
      Normally I wouldn't give a rat's backside what you want to call yourself but the people who do this are responsible for the restaurants that offer a 'Vegetarian' option that includes fish or even chicken.

    33. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok lets just set this straight vegetarians DO NOT eat fish or to put it another way fish is not a vegetable!!!!!!!

      When I met my girlfriend's dad, he said he was a "pescatarian." I said, "oh, do they have a church in this neighborhood?" :)

    34. Re:some proteins are better than others by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Their reasoning is taking the root vegetable kills the plant. Theoretically the foods they eat can be harvested without killing the plant. I am not a Jain, I eat root vegetables. I am merely an lacto-vegetarian. I don't have any moral reason for being one. It is just that my parents believe it is a sin to eat meat. It makes them happy that I continue their tradition. I will follow it and do all the rituals expected of me, as long as it does not require me to something I find morally objectionable (like hating someone from another caste or tell lies or practice nepotism at work). Meat and wine are such small things to sacrifice to make people you love happy.

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    35. Re:some proteins are better than others by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Same here. For over a decade I've lived on the coast of the baltic sea. I love baltic herring, in all its preparations. Unfortunately, I'm not so keen on the dioxins, mercury, and other heavy metals that Poland and Russia have been pumping into the baltic for decades. Baltic countries are now no longer allowed to export herring due to the toxin levels. (But yes, as you can tell from the wording, strangely they've been granted exceptions to eat it in their home markets.)

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    36. Re:some proteins are better than others by liquidsin · · Score: 1
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    37. Re:some proteins are better than others by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 1

      They are probably on high quality soy isolates. Basically, they take soy and filter the hell out of it to get a decent amount of high quality protein. I would like to see vegan powerlifters who eat nothing but unprocessed foods. Every vegan I've ever seen has been scrawny as hell. I respect their moral stance but I believe that their diet is unnatural for humans and substandard as a result.

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    38. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you're an inconsiderate cunt like most vegetarians who expect a special vegetarian meal when you visit a friends house, but refuse to return the favour with a special carnivore meal.

    39. Re:some proteins are better than others by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      I think you will find that not all 1.5 billion of them are vegetarian or even hindu. Many indians eat all sorts of meat, including beef.

    40. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "most vegetarians I know eat fish"

      Then they aren't vegetarians, and should GTFO.

      The correct response to anyone uttering "I'm a vegetarian, but I eat fish/chicken/(other clearly-meat thing)" is a punch in the face.

      IAARV (I Am A Real Vegetarian)

    41. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you the inconsiderate cunt who goes over to eat a dinner that someone else prepared and then doesn't like what is served if it doesn't have meat in it?

      Or are you the inconsiderate cunt who invites someone over to dinner and then prepares a main dish that you know they don't want to eat?

      Sounds to me like you just need to quit eating at your vegetarian friends' houses, and don't expect them to eat at yours.

    42. Re:some proteins are better than others by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      If killing life is wrong then consuming root vegetables would be wrong too.

      But only if someone thought that killing life was wrong. It would be different if they merely said "animals." People have preferences, you know.

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    43. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You eat dust mites, and dust mites are animals. Good luck trying to eliminate them from your diet!

    44. Re:some proteins are better than others by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      True, vegan diets are unnatural. But the typical American diet of large chunks of meat 2-3 times a day is equally unnatural. The middle way between those two extremes is my preference.

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    45. Re:some proteins are better than others by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      You can, but only if you know how. An unrestricted diet is a simple matter of stuffing enough plants and some meat down your esophagus - it's not complicated. Vegan diets require you take the time to learn a bit about nutrition and read the labels.

    46. Re:some proteins are better than others by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      What happens to the bulls? They don't produce milk. I imagine something similar to how male chicks are treated in the egg industry - as soon as the calves are born, the males would be killed.

    47. Re:some proteins are better than others by icebraining · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking ethically, I'm talking about the nomenclature.

    48. Re:some proteins are better than others by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      fish + dairy = prescatarian

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    49. Re:some proteins are better than others by Zanadou · · Score: 1

      Ultimately the reason why most vegans and vegetarians don't get enough meat ...

      ...is because they're vegetarians?

    50. Re:some proteins are better than others by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      I've run into that definition before. People in New Jersey (or at least the part I was familiar with) called ground beef 'chop meat' and other cuts of beef 'meat'. So when someone from there says they don't eat meat, they sometimes mean beef specifically.

      I remember this guy telling me he didn't eat meat. I saw him munching on fish one day, and his statement was "Fish ain't meat!". My reply was, "It had parents, didn't it?" Then I got the whole "only beef is meat" speech.

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    51. Re:some proteins are better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes,

      Most male vegetarians that I know only subscribe to that silly notion so that they might have a shot at scoring a little pussy from the dumb-ass vegan women that they associate with.

      Humans are omnivores, people !

  8. Ethics? by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because PETA says something is unethical doesn't mean it is.

    There is nothing unethical about eating meat.

    There is nothing unethical about eating whale, they are about as smart as pigs.

    There is nothing unethical about eating dog or cat. It's just what you are used to.

    It is unethical to try to impose your opinions on others. I'm looking at you herbivores.

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    1. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Cats and dogs were never part of daily food for the vast majority of human mankind throughout history.

      Eating whales WAS not unethical. Contributing NOW to the extinction of a mammal (or animal in general) IS unethical. It's a prime example for unethical behavior.
      Their IQ is irrelevant for your own behavior, but I suspect YOUR IQ is pretty low. So...Can I eat you? It shouldn't be unethical as you are as smart as a pig.

    2. Re:Ethics? by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      It is unethical to try to impose your opinions on others. I'm looking at you herbivores.

      Most of the vegans that I know make no attempt to impose their lifestyle on anyone else. Maybe your experiance is different. PETA is a fringe group that does not remotely represent the typical vegetarian or vegan. Vegans can be kind of fussy, though. Apparently serving something that is only 95% vegan is considered unacceptable. Who knew?

      I personally have no issues with meat. Cows aren't out in the pasture composing poetry. They're little more than machines that turn grass and corn into meat and manure.

    3. Re:Ethics? by raind · · Score: 0

      Yet you just imposed on us you unethical hipster dufus.

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    4. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO. Cultured meat is the product of a factory. Cow meat is the product of an inhumane series of tortures inflicted on a helpless animal. When the humaivore aliens land on earth, lets hope they possess more empathy than you possess.

    5. Re:Ethics? by stevelinton · · Score: 0

      That's your opinion, which you are rather close to trying to impose on others.

      Other people take the view that it is ethical to encourage, or even compel others
      to avoid some unethical behaviours, so they try to do that.

    6. Re:Ethics? by engun · · Score: 2

      Would that not mean that mentally deficient humans, could also be considered little more than machines and potentially be kept in a pen and eaten?

    7. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just because PETA says something is unethical doesn't mean it is.

      True. However, HornWumpus is even less of an authority than PETA. I mean, you don't even have the 'loves animals' or 'loves to eat animals' achievements.

      There is nothing unethical about eating meat.

      Yeah.... evidently you haven't studied the matter very much. I'm just curious as to where you draw the line. Since you're so fond of gross generalizations, I'm going to assume you're a fan of Hannibal Lecter and partake in the consumption of human flesh.

      There is nothing unethical about eating whale, they are about as smart as pigs.

      This has embedded the unsupported assertions that a) it's ok to eat pigs, and b) that because on tests we've made up, with a minimal understanding of whales, that because whales scored like pigs on the tests they must have the same intelligence (completely ignoring that they live in a completely different environment).

      There is nothing unethical about eating dog or cat. It's just what you are used to.

      ... ?

      It is unethical to try to impose your opinions on others. I'm looking at you herbivores.

      Right, here's the gross generalization I was referring to. Just because someone doesn't eat meat, doesn't make them a mindless drone of PETA. Unless you figure Leonardo Da Vinci was the founder and Hitler their favourite spokesperson? (Horray I've goodwin'd the thread at 2).

      I happen to agree with the moral argument against eating meat, but I still do it. I see it as a personal failing. I don't spend overmuch time worrying about it, but it does darken my thoughts from time to time. Sure it's the natural order, but I don't know any good arguments in support of eating meat.

      Regardless, I don't see every vegan as a fundamentalist wacko like most of PETA that's trying to shove an agenda down your throat. Like most people, vegan's and vegetarians live their lives for themselves, not to fuck with others. If their way of life bothers you, that's your problem, not theirs.

    8. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're projecting your feelings onto the animal.

    9. Re:Ethics? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Cow meat is the product of an inhumane series of tortures inflicted on a helpless animal.

      My grandparents live next to land used to raise beef. My grandfather even raised beef for a year or 2. They are protected from predators. Besides all the grass they could eat, they are regularly fed corn and other things as well. They pretty much just stand or lay around all day in a pretty good sized-field, many acres in size. They generally will raise a few generations before a herd is brought to market, so they get to live like this for several years. When it's time to be processed, they put them in a truck, again not all that crowded, and take them to a slaughterhouse. Within an hour or 2 of arriving, they have already been killed and processing has begun.

      Yep, sure does sound like an inhumane series of tortures right there.

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    10. Re:Ethics? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Unless you figure Leonardo Da Vinci was the founder and Hitler their favourite spokesperson? (Horray I've goodwin'd the thread at 2).

      Can you really call Hitler vegetarian though? He did technically consume animal products. One of the things his doctor had him on was an extract made from the feces of Bavarian peasants. Partially to help counteract the effects his vegetarian diet was having on him.

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    11. Re:Ethics? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      NO. Cultured meat is the product of a factory. Cow meat is the product of an inhumane series of tortures inflicted on a helpless animal.

      Cows have been domesticated to the point that I seriously doubt the species could survive on it's own. If it ever comes to pass that synthetic meat supplants them then I'd guess that they'd quickly become an endangered/extinct species. At that point no one will be intentionally setting aside huge pastures for them to graze in . They would become a large destructive animal that has little to no natural habitat left.

    12. Re:Ethics? by mmcuh · · Score: 1

      How much of the beef people eat do you think comes from grazing cattle?

    13. Re:Ethics? by schnikies79 · · Score: 2

      I'm a vegetarian that is very anti-peta; their "ethics" play no part in my decision. Unlike most, though, I was raised on a farm that had beef cattle and have pulled the trigger myself a few times.

      What is unethical is refusing to change when there are better options.

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    14. Re:Ethics? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      100% since the USA isn't a hunter-gatherer society.

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    15. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "To hunt a species to extinction is not logical." - Spock

    16. Re:Ethics? by similar_name · · Score: 1

      Vegans can be kind of fussy, though. Apparently serving something that is only 95% vegan is considered unacceptable.

      To be fair, omnivores can be fussy too when it comes to side dishes like spinach and broccoli or something like tomatoes on a burger.

    17. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you figure Leonardo Da Vinci was the founder and Hitler their favourite spokesperson? (Horray I've goodwin'd the thread at 2).

      Can you really call Hitler vegetarian though? He did technically consume animal products. One of the things his doctor had him on was an extract made from the feces of Bavarian peasants. Partially to help counteract the effects his vegetarian diet was having on him.

      Fascinating. But did you mean peasants (farm people) or pheasants (the bird)? Either is interesting (thought the former would be more repugnant to myself). Still, keep in mind the difference between vegetarian and vegan.

      Vegetarianism: with or without the inclusion of dairy products or eggs

      Presumably consuming other animal products (as food or otherwise) that are harvested in non harmful ways is ok. This is the basis of symbiosis, and certainly with a lot of farm animals we have today, they're not going to survive if we destroy the entire market for them. Look at what factory farming has done to our variety of produce and fauna. Most of the little farms that maintained a diversity of harvest are gone. When it's no longer economical for the factory farms to operate, they're sure not going to spend money to keep the animals around. We'll need zoos or hobby farms with ethical harvesting practices to husband our symbiotic animals.

    18. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That might be the case in your country, but certainly not the general case here.

      I live in a farming area, and driving around I see a lot of cows in fields, sheep on hillsides (good luck growing grain on a 45 degree slope), and chickens running around farmyards. Strangely absent are the animal torture camps that you seem to believe festoon the countryside.

      Here, you don't have to go further than the local supermarket to find ethically reared and slaughtered meat. If you can wait a few days, we have a weekly farmers market where actual farmers from down the road sell the products of their animals. There are certainly things about the livestock industry that need changing, but it's difficult for farmers to do so unilaterally, especially when those who claim to be the most concerned about animal welfare remove their voices from the market by boycotting it entirely, and decry anyone who raises animals for meat as "torturers". Great job there, buddy.

      If you have a shred of intellectual honesty left, then please consider the number of animals killed or displaced by modern methods of growing crops per kilogram of food produced, and compare that to the number of cows you need to kill per kilogram of meat. Or is your argument that one cow is more valuable than the thousands of smaller animals killed every time a cornfield is harvested? Of course, you probably won't think about that, because "MEAT IS MURDER".

      I can only assume that you are an idiot urbanite who has no idea where their food comes from, but spent too much of their formative years reading picture books about anthropomorphic animals. Please take your soy-latte and your disgusting slander elsewhere.

    19. Re:Ethics? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Well, there'd be the hefty risk of spreading disease that way, so that wouldn't be a good idea.

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    20. Re:Ethics? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Yes, that would be vegetarian, as opposed to vegan. Vegetarians can eat animal byproducts (honey, eggs, bavarian peasant poop, etc). That's the very definition of the difference with the vegans.

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    21. Re:Ethics? by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      Actually, the domestic dog was used a food source for much of human history. Dogs were great to have around for protection and hunting, but when food was scarce, they were also great for eating. People couldn't always walk down the street to the supermarket to get food.

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    22. Re:Ethics? by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Whale intelligence was first asserted to be equal to humans by a hippy who was on acid at the time. He spent the rest of his life doing acid and failing to teach dolphins how to talk. It has never been demonstrated, only repeatedly asserted.

      The only evidence of dolphin intelligence was an excess of brain. Functional PET tests have shown the extra brain to be sonar signal processing nerve cells.

      I bet pigs would learn how to avoid tuna nets.

      Pigs are pretty smart (and tasty).

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    23. Re:Ethics? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Don't know where my link went... Here it is

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    24. Re:Ethics? by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Did I?

      You should look up the word 'imposed' you moron.

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    25. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is that? Because you said so?

      What about: because some people are trying to impose on us that slavery is wrong doesn't mean it is.
      So is it wrong to impose on you not to own slaves?
      Of course it is wrong, because it is not good for the people being slaves.
      Notice how this was not a problem few centuries ago, and that today virtually everyone understands this without any problems.

      Not imposing harm on sentient creatures is a similar issue.
      Who are you to judge that it does not matter for animals with complex nervous systems to be be killed for food or fun, when other alternatives are available?
      Is it as simple as you put it: creatures only deserve the right to live if they meet a specific level of intelligence.
      You probably did no think about this much.
      Does it mean we can kill and eat retarded or senile human beings? A 3 months old baby is probably not smarter than a pig, where does that put her?
      Or is it just that being part of the human species club simply grants you special privileges? On what grounds?
      I recommend reading Peter Singer's books, he writes a very good analysis of all these problems (and several intellectuals including Sam Harris or Richard Dawkins tend to agree with him -even though they are not vegetarian).

      I am ready to bet that in few centuries, the zeitgeist will make meat consumption illegal in most countries.
      And that's most people will then regard it as barbaric, just like we feel today about slavery, mutilation as punishment, killing of homosexuals...

    26. Re:Ethics? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      If it's tasty and has lived alongside us humans have eaten it, no exceptions. Dogs, rats, cats, bugs, other people, etc...

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    27. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is my opinion thatjust because PETA says something is unethical doesn't mean it is.

      It is my opinion thatthere is nothing unethical about eating meat.

      It is my opinion thatthere is nothing unethical about eating whale, they are about as smart as pigs.

      It is my opinion thatthere is nothing unethical about eating dog or cat. It's just what you are used to.

      It is unethical to try to impose your opinions on others. I'm looking at you herbivores.

      FTFY

    28. Re:Ethics? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      No. Because animals shouldn't eat their own kind. It spreads disease. Cows should not eat cows. Chickens should not eat chickents, and humans should not eat humans.

    29. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be stupid, he meant "grazing" vs. "feedlot", not vs. wild cattle shot by hunters (or whatever meat is gathered by gatherers)..

    30. Re:Ethics? by green1 · · Score: 2

      The point wasn't grazing vs hunted, it was grazing vs feedlot.

      I am however curious as to that answer, I've seen many people on here spouting the PETA talking points about cruel feedlots, but I live in cattle country and I've never seen a feedlot, I can't however drive 5 minutes on the highway without seeing field upon field of grazing cattle. Now it may be that my particular area is an anomaly, or that the massive feedlots are just better hidden, but I really am curious to know what percentage of cattle raised in north america is feedlot vs grazing?

    31. Re:Ethics? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 2

      A good parallel to this would be the Belgian draft horse. They once were one of our most important exports and used literally everywhere. Then after WW2 they were supplanted by tractors and other motorized vehicles and the population in Belgium collapsed from 200.000 in 1950 to 6.000 in 1980. Now there's concern there might be to few foals born to preserve the breed.

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    32. Re:Ethics? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 2

      I see I threw a hyperbolic "literally" in there. Just ignore that please, they were widely used.

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    33. Re:Ethics? by green1 · · Score: 1

      Depends on your definition of "better". Right now I'm not convinced there are any "better" options for me than my normal omnivorous diet. Humans are after all omnivores, as can be shown through the development of our teeth and the placement of our eyes (both have aspects geared toward hunting and eating meat)

      Avoiding a specific part of our natural diet is not in and of itself "better", it is simply a different option. An option that was not really even available until relatively recently as the variety of nutrients required to be a healthy vegetarian are not easy to come by naturally in most geographic areas.

      I am not however stating that I will never give up on eating dead animals. A project such as this could eventually produce an adequate substitute that I would be ok with. However I'm quite certain that it is nowhere near that stage yet.

    34. Re:Ethics? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Also meat from the largest potential exporter, China, is likely contaminated with heavy metals.

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    35. Re:Ethics? by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

      "Most species of whales are not endangered or threatened"

      yeah

      because we stopped hunting them, idiot

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    36. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no true Scottish Vegetarian would ever impose their views on other people.

    37. Re:Ethics? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2
      These animals you see grazing are the breeding stock, not dairy nor beef cattle. They are never slaughtered. It is their calves that end up in the feedlots. Most dairy cows do not graze either because they are bred to the point where their udders drag on the ground, the animals step on their own udders and rent them asunder.

      USA has 100 million cows. The turn over is around 50%. That is 50 million cows are slaughtered for beef every year. Your anecdotal observation of the cows you have seen grazing, do you really think it would add up to 50 million?

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    38. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You pretty much lost the argument and any sympathy I might have had when you stooped to ad hominems.

      I agree with the OP and see no ethical issue with eating any of the forms of meat he describes.

    39. Re:Ethics? by kwerle · · Score: 1

      Just because PETA says something is unethical doesn't mean it is.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethics

      Ethics, also known as moral philosophy, is a branch of philosophy that addresses questions about morality—that is, concepts such as good and evil, right and wrong, virtue and vice, justice and crime, etc.

      Nearly by definition, what you eat (no matter what) is a subject of ethical debate - exactly *because* you don't think there is anything wrong with eating any kind of animal and because other people do.

    40. Re:Ethics? by zevans · · Score: 1

      Pigs also make great functional PETs.

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    41. Re:Ethics? by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      >There is nothing unethical about eating whale, they are about as smart as pigs.
      Frankly, I am not sure it is ethical to eat pigs. They are similar to dogs, the reason I currently eat one and not the other is cultural convention.

      Self-aware animals are off limits as far as I am concerned. Orca and dolphins (Bottlenose, I believe) are tentatively considered to have passed self-awareness tests, I don't believe any attempts have been made to test the larger whales. I have not yet heard of any dogs or pigs passing self-awareness.

    42. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To see how absurd this argument is: A few decades ago, the same thing could have been said to deny basic human rights to some people based on skin color.

      Now you are using "smartness" as a criteria to decide who can be eaten. Higher animals (including humans) are at a similar level in terms of feeling pain and having the desire to live. How is analytical ability relevant in deciding who has the right to live?

    43. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Traditionally, the animals that figure out how to eat more of the other animals are smarter.

    44. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, there's nothing unethical about it. Thanks for letting us know. There was a debate on this for some centuries but I guess it's solved now that you've given your ruling.

      I'm pretty sure you're imposing your opinions on the animal when you kill it to eat it.

    45. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many cultures have eaten dogs, some still do. Cats are obligate carnivores, and as such, taste really bad. Cats are better at protecting the food supply than being it. Good point about whales, but it's got to apply to whole ecosystems that we're wiping out, that include the whales. And us too: we're adaptable, but we're sort of removing our options one by one.

    46. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you can make a movie about endangered zombies. That would be great.

    47. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eating whales WAS not unethical. Contributing NOW to the extinction of a mammal (or animal in general) IS unethical. It's a prime example for unethical behavior.

      This is not true, this sounds like the result of years of PETA and Greenpeace propaganda.

      Many whale species are not in danger of extinction. What we catch in Norway is the minke whale. It is classified as "least concern" on the IUCN redlist. There are almost 200000 minke whales in total, and Norway as one of the major whale nations catch less than 1000 each year. The population can easily sustain this.

      Your criterion for ethics (extinction) should make you conclude that eating whale is not an ethical problem.

    48. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some researchers suggest some species of whale are about as "smart" as a seventy-IQ human being. That's two standard deviations below average IQ (100). So if We're going to use IQ as a measure of appropriate eating, and if my IQ is over three standard deviations above average, I guess I should consider you all to be blubber meant for my consumption, no? You're all already retarded to me, why shouldn't you also be seen as potentially worthwhile?

    49. Re:Ethics? by joss · · Score: 1

      I'm a daily meat eater, and the stupidity of your arguments is bothering me. What's the magic IQ point at which something or someone becomes stupid enough that its 'ethical' to eat them ? Is a sufficiently smart chimp suddenly off the menu, can watching enough pro-wrestling (or reading enough slashdot) suddenly quialify you for kebab-duty ? If we ever get visited by aliens are we going to say.. "hey, you're so much smarter than me, this'll be an honor, I'm just going to drink a pint of lemon-juice to marinate myself inside out, you want I should chew on some oregeno too ?" Truth is, I eat meat because its yummy. I don't try and convince myself its an ethical choice though, its just.. I landed on top of the food chain and I intend to enjoy it.

      The number of vegetarians who actually proselytize is pretty low. I see more meat eaters getting offended about the very idea that some people choose not to eat meat than I see vegetarians harking on about the evils of eating meat.

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    50. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an herbivore and I've never told anyone else to eat or started an argument about it. I don't bring it up unless asked and the number of times I've had omnivores tell me why I'm wrong and tell me I shouldn't tell other people what to do is quite large. It's really annoying. I'm so sick of being accused of being arrogant and judgmental for a choice I've made about what I eat.

    51. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because PETA says something is unethical doesn't mean it is.

      There is nothing unethical about eating meat.

      There is nothing unethical about eating whale, they are about as smart as pigs.

      There is nothing unethical about eating dog or cat. It's just what you are used to.

      It is unethical to try to impose your opinions on others. I'm looking at you herbivores.

      how about troll meat?

    52. Re:Ethics? by bsims · · Score: 1

      heh after browsing to page 2... I am going to go fry me some venison I personally killed, butchered and packaged... I am thinking butter some garlic and red wine gravy. Yes I qute literaly held it in my arms as it died, and sung it to the Next World. The Hour of the Hunter comes for us all, but we must eat.

    53. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eating meat may or may not be unethical, but it is unnecessary. Since all meat products except the most expensive now come from feed-lot animals, I've just lost interest. Not so much from ethical considerations, but health considerations. I don't think it's healthy for me to eat unhealthy animals, and feed-lot animals aren't healthy.

    54. Re:Ethics? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Dogs have a reciprocal defense contract with humans. Eating a dog is breach of contract.

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    55. Re:Ethics? by engun · · Score: 1

      The point I was trying to make though, was that the criteria he defined for eating something is invalid. He says that cows don't compose poetry, hence it's ok to eat them. My question was, is it then ok to eat humans who are mentally deficient too? His criterion (intelligence) clearly isn't a sufficient factor.

      Suggesting it spreads "disease" would be akin to special pleading (or some such thing). The original criterion of "intelligence" has already failed.

    56. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there is nothing unethical with eating your slain enemies.

      > It is unethical to try to impose your opinions on others. I'm looking at you herbivores.

    57. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is unethical to try to impose your opinions on others. I'm looking at you herbivores.

      It's incredible how low people can go when they see their way of life criticized.

      In my opinion it's ok to kill people or have slaves. Since it is unethical to try to impose your opinions on others, I bet you won't bother if I have one slave or kill someone.

    58. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goof... You're right, he SHOULD be eaten.

    59. Re:Ethics? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Roald Amundsen's polar expeditions were planned with the sled dogs as part of their food supply. That was only about 100 years ago.

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    60. Re:Ethics? by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1

      Just because PETA says something is unethical doesn't mean it is.

      There is nothing unethical about eating meat.

      There is nothing unethical about eating whale, they are about as smart as pigs.

      There is nothing unethical about eating dog or cat. It's just what you are used to.

      It is unethical to try to impose your opinions on others. I'm looking at you herbivores.

      But it is unethical to raise children with so little knowledge of where food comes from and how it impacts the environment that they think cows lay eggs.

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    61. Re:Ethics? by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      Yep, whenever I see a photo for a burger-meal or a breakfast the entire thing is shades of yellow (assuming brown counts as dark yellow): cheese (bright yellow), bread (off white tan), bacon (brown), burger (dark brown), fries/wedges/chips (yellow), chicken nuggets (tan), sausage (brown).

      And then the omnivores continue to persist the myth that non-meat eaters don't get enough protein, any of you guys ever eaten a vitamin?

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    62. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could not be more off.

      Cats and dogs have historically been part of most of the world's diet throughout history, until very recently. Dogs have been treated as work animals (like livestock), so when they die, the family gets a couple of meals out of it. Cats, on the other hand, have only recently been thought of as not food in most of China because of SARS, not because of ethical issues. Only the snootiest of first world countries have ever tried to say that any non-human animals aren't for eating.

      Eating whales is still not unethical. Contributing to the extinction of an animal is evolution (predator vs prey). Unless killing off whales will lead to the extinction of the human race, no reason not to eat it when available. Monetary impositions (for the stupid, I mean the high cost of whale meat) are a social construct, and not real.

      If you want to talk about the extinction of animals, the biggest threat to humans is humans, and we don't eat each other.

    63. Re:Ethics? by Surt · · Score: 1

      The point of my response was that it was fine, except not, because there are all sorts of other problems involved.

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    64. Re:Ethics? by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 1

      The meaty American diet contributes to all sorts of disease from diabetes, to heart disease, to obesity, to sleep apnea. So by your own reasoning American meat consumption is immoral.

    65. Re:Ethics? by Surt · · Score: 1

      If you believe that allowing people the freedom to make themselves sick is immoral, sure. Personally, I don't. Of course, I also favor drug legalization which isn't a popular opinion either.

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    66. Re:Ethics? by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying meat is moral or immoral. I'm saying that if one believes that cannibalism is unethical because it "spreads disease" and if one consistently held that standard then he would also have to agree that the American diet as it is currently constituted is immoral. There are reasons why cannibalism is more immoral than a carnivorous diet. Limiting the spread of disease is not one of them.

    67. Re:Ethics? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see your pov now: I wasn't looking at it in terms of immorality. I was suggesting that there were practical issues aside from the moral ones.

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    68. Re:Ethics? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Most were never endangered.

      And that was when we hunted them for fuel (whale oil).

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  9. Chicken Little by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Informative
    I for one welcome our Vat-Grown Overlords

    Chicken Little, a huge mass of cultured chicken breast, was kept alive by algae skimmed by nearly-slave labor from multistory towers of ponds surrounded by mirrors to focus the sunlight onto the ponds.

    Scum-skimming wasn't hard to learn. You got up at dawn. You gulped a breakfast sliced not long ago from Chicken Little and washed it down with Coffiest. You put on your coveralls and took the cargo net up to your tier. In blazing noon from sunrise to sunset you walked your acres of shallow tanks crusted with algae. If you walked slowly, every thirty seconds or so you spotted a patch at maturity, bursting with yummy carbohydrates. You skimmed the patch with your skimmer and slung it down the well, where it would be baled, or processed into glucose to feed Chicken Little, who would be sliced and packed to feed people from Baffinland to Little America.

    From The Space Merchants, by Frederik Pohl (w/CM Kornbluth).
    Published by St. Martin's Press in 1952

    Read the link for the references to the REAL "Chicken Little" experiment that started it all.

    1. Re:Chicken Little by Lord+Balto · · Score: 1

      The reality is always worse than the theory. Thanks for the quote. I may have to read that.

    2. Re:Chicken Little by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      Read the link for the references to the REAL "Chicken Little" experiment that started it all.

      Then read this link about the problems with the experiment, and then this link which explains how the results of the first experiment are not now believed to be possible.
       
      Short version: "Chicken Little" is like cold fusion. It's received a lot of press, but the experiment has not withstood scrutiny by the scientific community. The experiment has never been able to be replicated, and further experiments show that results of the first are essentially impossible.
       
      But, as usual, the hype long survives the reality.

    3. Re:Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carrel's experiment was probably a fraud, though. Nobody ever reproduced it.

    4. Re:Chicken Little by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      What defines a "normal cell"?

      There's no reason you can't have a "cancerous" Chicken Little, with no limits to growth.

    5. Re:Chicken Little by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      That doesn't take away from the value of it as much as you'd think. It got people thinking, and eventually coming up with both explanations for why the results weren't replicated (contamination by fresh cells) and ways to work around the problem (with potential spin-off benefits wrt cancer and old age treatments).

    6. Re:Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good story, and at least it addresses that the growth medium utilized ISN'T meat based. Fetal bovine serum is still utilized as the main medium for these synthetic meats. There's always the same information coming out about vat-meats but when the growth medium is discussed, its all "oh vegetable-based mediums will come into play in the future." There definitely needs to be more research about that and while there seems to be a bit here and there, it's not nearly as discussed. This IMHO is more important, otherwise, we're just throwing in another step towards inefficient meat consumption.

    7. Re:Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something tells me that today machine-vision skimmers would be cheaper than slave labour.

    8. Re:Chicken Little by fatphil · · Score: 1

      That quote has convinced me to avoid the book at all costs.

      If that's from 1952, then Pohl would have been in his 30s. Why does it look like it was written by someone in his tweens? I think I know why science fiction was treated with so much disdain in earlier times - simply because, if it's like the above, it's awful literature. The payload may be great, but the delivery is dreadful.

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    9. Re:Chicken Little by fatphil · · Score: 1

      And clonal clusters have long survived not just the counter-hype, but the hype before that, the experiment before that, the industral era before that, the renaissance before that, and even the Greek formation of the foundations of modern scientific thought before that. And about 15000 years before that too.

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    10. Re:Chicken Little by DaveTheC · · Score: 1

      My Favorite Book from high school "Novels of Escape". Should be required reading by fanatical capitalists, govt regulators and consumer protectors.

    11. Re:Chicken Little by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      The best time-traveling short story of all time: All You Zombies (Heinlein) (warning: pdf - you might want to right-click and save it to read it).

      You might have to read it a couple of times ...

  10. Folding by Relyx · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you need to stack the sheets 3000 times in order to approach the thickness of meat, you only have to fold them 12 times.

    1. Re:Folding by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Or just stack in twelve steps. No need to complicate things with folding.

    2. Re:Folding by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      approach the thickness of meat, you only have to fold them 12 times.

      Labmeat is MURDER folded 12 ways!

    3. Re:Folding by shentino · · Score: 2

      Folding@Home just took on a whole new meaning.

    4. Re:Folding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This meat is the sharpest meat known to man. Folded over a thousand times it is far stronger than any European meat.

    5. Re:Folding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless those sheets have an appropriately HUGE surface area to thickness ratio, you won't be able to fold them much more than 7, maybe 11 times. So I guess you could fold two sheets six times, then stack the two folded ones!

    6. Re:Folding by fatphil · · Score: 1

      You know you're desperate when you're crowd-sourcing McDonalds.

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    7. Re:Folding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or 11.5 times if you want to be both impossible and pedantic.

  11. Subject by Lord+Balto · · Score: 0

    That's what they used to say about fungus/yeast. Unfortunately, it gives folks like me migrines and I would suspect this frankencrap will have its own health risks, but it will keep the doctors busy, so I'm sure they're cremin' in their jeans about it. Deliver me from this kind of "progress."

    1. Re:Subject by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Where 'folks like you' means psychosomatic nutbags? I suppose so. Here's the hint, when 99.9999999% of the population doesn't exhibit symptoms under the same circumstances, and the effect is demonstrably not histamine or other allergenic, it's probably in your head.

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    2. Re:Subject by Slashdot+Assistant · · Score: 2

      Yes, doctors ejaculate at the thought of a technology that would cause increased health risks in the population. I don't think they really need to make us ill. Shifting demographics and greater emphasis on regular screening and preventative medicine kind of pays quite well enough without them wishing for people to be struck down by "frankenfoods". You, sir, are an arse

    3. Re:Subject by Surt · · Score: 1

      Could be a protein digestion deficiency. Very, very rare, but it does happen. Highly fatal and noticeable when its one of the more common/vital proteins, might go unnoticed for life for something like fungus.

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  12. Eat people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world is over populated. Why waste money on this when there already is an abundant supply of meat?

  13. In-vitro... Organic? by Shazback · · Score: 1

    Cue "organic" and "wholesome" varieties of in-vitro meat that were cultured in "fair trade" nutrient mediums.

    1. Re:In-vitro... Organic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder where the nutrient liquid comes from.
      I am guessing that it is very likely comes from an animal source as the "meat" needs to be growing in a similar environment inside an animal.

  14. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by oakgrove · · Score: 1

    I like it. Followed the link and discovered autoap. Been passively looking for something like that for a while.

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  15. Sad, but the biologist's energy is misdirected... by bogaboga · · Score: 0

    I my opinion, biologist's energy and intellect are misdirected. Let's get him something else to do. What about focusing on getting the reason and possible cure of one terrible disease like diabetes?

    In type 1 diabetes, folks cannot produce enough insulin and in the type 2, they are resistant to its action. This is one disease that will explode this century.

    Next, i am gonna send him an email, urging him to direct his energy to what I'd call more [potentially] useful outcomes.

  16. Pigs, cows, chickens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean exactly like what we do with farm animals?

  17. The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2

    It is one of the very few science fiction books that predicted the future, right down to context sensitive advertising on flat screens and the takeover of government by capitalism gone berserk. I'm surprised it isn't as well known as 1984, because Orwell got most of it wrong while Pohl and Kornbluth got an awful lot right.

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    1. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by tomhudson · · Score: 0

      Probably because 1984 wasn't "too science-fictiony", and was downright boring compared to the grand masters of the SciFi golden age.

      So of course 1984, being so boring, was taken as "serious literature", whereas sci-fi was relegated to "oh, that's just the pulps".

      It also didn't help that too many people who weren't into sci-fi and obviously didn't understand it kept confusing it with the worst genres of fantasy fiction. Or that some sci-fi was fluff that was just painful to read (like the "space opera cowboy with raygun blaster fights tentacled monster to save his gal" crapola that was serialized in the juveniles* at the time).

      *juveniles - magazines put out for younger kids, back in the days when younger kids actually read anything beyond comic books.

    2. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Surt · · Score: 1

      1984 got it exactly right, you're just among the proles I'm afraid.

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    3. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I would wager that the average number of words per day read by kids today is at least 3 times the number read 50 years ago.

    4. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I would wager that the average number of words per day read by kids today is at least 3 times the number read 50 years ago.

      [citation needed]

      And don't count content-free facebook posts and tweets - even adults don't remember them 2 minutes later. Including those today is like including graffiti back in 1961.

    5. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't we count facebook, tweets, or any other internet reading they do? The problem isn't that kids don't read. It's that you don't seem to know what reading is.

    6. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      First, back up your claim as to kids reading more today than 50 years ago. Otherwise, whether failbook and twithead count or not is irrelevant.

    7. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Brave New World was bang on too. I wouldn't expect the epsilons to understand that.

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    8. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Seriously: do you consider that Slashdot counts?

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    9. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Speaking as someone who WAS a kid 50 years ago... I'd say kids back then read 3 or 4 or more like 10 times as much as kids today (even with the little spike caused by Harry Potter). Every household had a subscription to Humpty Dumpty or Holliday or some other children's rag, and to one or more serial books, whether the Bobbsey Twins or Nancy Drew or biographies or Zane Grey reprints. Adventure pulps were everywhere. We didn't have computers or video games and TV was a limited resource (two channels tops), so if we wanted entertainment we didn't have to make for ourselves -- our only real option was to read. So -- we read.

      My mom's generation (now in their 80s) was much the same, if not more so.

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    10. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by pz · · Score: 2

      Orwell got most of it wrong

      You haven't been paying much attention, apparently.

      We live in a near police state where citizens are repeatedly urged by friendly, paternalistic voices over loudspeakers in places of common congregation that "if you see something, say something." We are video recorded everywhere (at least in London, but I suspect the same is true in most cities these days). While we don't yet have observation systems directly in our houses, we're coming remarkably close what with technology that sees quite well through walls these days. We must undergo examinations to ride on an airplane (and, soon, trains and busses, if TSA has their way) that 20 years ago would have been thought ludicrous. And if you didn't notice during the Bush administration (the second one), history was rewritten left and right for the convenience of the government. We have always been at war with Eastasia. Perhaps you missed the subtle linguistic shifts during the Bush / Blair partnership? Double plus ungood. The only thing Orwell missed was the speed with which it would happen: it's been somewhat slower than he anticipated, but we're without a doubt on the predicted path.

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    11. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      ... and the comics in the newspapers. From there, you'd branch out to reading other interesting stuff, doing the kid's crossword puzzle, etc.

      And then there was the library. Not "multi-media center." A real library. Where they had anthologies of science-fiction short stories (like any addiction, the first hit is free ... :-) And from there to full-length novels. And then biographies (a lot more interesting than they made it in history class), and science books, and crime novels. All wonderful brain candy.

    12. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, when I was in school (and this started in grade school), I read the newspaper over breakfast every morning. Not just the comics, but pretty much any article that caught my eye, until I ran out of time and had to leave for school (which I walked to, or pedaled my own bike). The addiction got worse once I discovered SF/F, that's for sure. :D

      And as you say, back then a library was a *library*, not a distraction-center.

      Come to think of it... where do I see the most kids at the local public library?? At the computers and over in the DVD racks. Not so much in the rather large children's area, unless escorted by an adult. (Tho when I was a kid, there was no such thing. Kids browsed the same stacks as adults.)

      As to the nominal topic, while in-vitro meat might be great for space stations, here on Earth we're already in danger of losing the skills of our ancestors (how many of you can raise and butcher and smoke your own meat, or grow and can your own veggies?) The day may come when we'll regret that... well, the population needed culling anyway. :P

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    13. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      It gets worse ... How many people can do basic stuff like bake bread? Or cook a meal - ANY meal - without it coming out of a package in the freezer? Or make pancakes from scratch ("where's the pancake mix?"). Seriously ... pancake mix? A cup of flour, some baking powder, dash of salt, a bit of brown sugar, an egg, and just over a cup of milk, and a chunk of melted butter ... mix ... pour ... flip ... serve ... clean up. Do it a few times and you don't even have to measure.

      Four went on sale last month, so I bought 5x10kg (about 100 pounds). It'll get used - pancakes, cookies, whatever ... it probably pays for itself dozens of times over ... the only breakfast cereal I buy is Rice Crispies - and only to make Rice Krispie Treats. Breakfast cereals have got to be one of the biggest scams going.

      WE had two sections at the local library - the main one, and the basement, reserved for kids. I finally got an "adult" card at 12 (basically, having read pretty much everything in the kids section that was interesting) and wow, was that a whole new world. Being able to take out 10 books at a time instead of 3 - so grab everything I could find by an author (Laumer, Heinlein, Simeon, Anderson, Asimov, etc) and just go through it all. What a feast!

    14. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Reziac · · Score: 1

      My grandmother was an old-fashioned thrifty Norwegian farm-girl who could always make something out of nothing, and make it delicious. I do fling-together cooking myself, and it can get real minimal... egg, flour, grease (quite possibly from the previous day's bacon), and leavening. Knowing the price of flour and sugar and corn meal sure does put a damper on my desire to buy cereal, ha. And since I mostly shop at Costco, I think everything comes in 50 pound bags. ;)

      There used to be good quality, reasonably-priced freezer meals but they went away around 30 years ago. What's sold today doesn't quite qualify as food.

      I have a huge collection (two pickup-loads worth) of books from the heyday of usedbook stores... mostly SF/F. But prices went up and it's back to the library... (...such as it is. L.A. County has a wretchedly limited system, and no interlibrary loan outside of the county.)

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    15. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the sloppy joes, cook the meat, slap it in a bun, fry the bun in the grease. When I was a kid, I used to make them for the whole family. Lots of calories, but in those days we actually went outside to play, so we burned them off.

    16. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Meat and grease is good for your metabolism anyway. Best Q&D article on the subject...

      http://www.nytimes.com/2002/07/07/magazine/what-if-it-s-all-been-a-big-fat-lie.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm
      or
      http://tinyurl.com/3hk3a2r

      Being a long-ago biochem major, I'm going "But we already knew all this stuff!" Funny thing, this here carnivore wears the same clothes I did in college. :)

      But yeah, used to be the obese adult wasn't typical and the obese kid was an extreme rarity; now both are the norm. And the two biggest differences between then and now are the anti-red-meat/fat craze and being glued to the computer screen instead of making their own entertainment (which usually required effort, tho downtime "wastes of time" like watching clouds and playing in the mud are just as important).

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    17. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The most dangerous anti-fat lie was the one that got mothers to (a) switch from whole milk to skim milk for their kids, and (b) using "ultra-filtered milk" for infants.

      Growing brains need fat - too little fat leads to ... oh-oh, NOW we know why everyone is stupid!

      The dangers of ultra-filtered milk, where the fats are passed through a much finer mesh than in homogenization, just increase the chances of cow fat molecules entering the blood stream - welcome to a generation that is going to have even more auto-immune diseases.

    18. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, skim milk is an invention of the devil. And of course its popularity makes the dairy middleman industry happy (I won't say dairies or groceries, neither of whom sees much profit from any of it), because the milk still sells for nearly the same price, and it's that much more butterfat available for higher-priced items like butter.

      Autoimmune disease is pretty well established as primarily hereditary, but of course we can't have that, it might smack of xenocide. But we've saved every weak baby for two generations now, what do you *expect* that to do to our gene pool??!

      As to small fat molecules, your gut breaks them down into fatty acids regardless (otherwise you can't absorb them), so that's not truly a concern.

      The main problems with low-fat diets for children are retarded development and excessive food cravings -- whereas with enough fat (and protein), when they're satisfied they stop eating.

      As you say... stupid. Natural whole milk is high in fat and protein for the damn good reason that the nursing infant (of whatever species) NEEDS it.

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    19. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I could never figure out why people would pay almost the same price for "watery" skim milk "to reduce their fat intake", then go and buy butter. Kind of like buying a diet coke and a i-kilo bag of Fudgeos

      The problem with the ultra-filtered milk is that infants don't have a completely formed gullet, and there's some cross-over of cow fat molcules into the bloodstream (heck, even adults can get the same "leaky" effect by taking and aspirin). The surface of the fat is a foreign object, so the body's immune system kicks in to deal with it. No problem so far ...

      ... except that the molecule has some portion that looks a lot like the beta cells that produce insulin, so hello juvenile diabetes.

      The solution, obviously, is to breast feed - but the dairy association was promoting the "health benefits" of cows milk. Just like the tobacco industry promoted the "healthy benefits of increased alertness and weight loss" of smoking.

      It's all about money. And that's sad.

    20. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ultra-filtered milk, where the fats are passed through a much finer mesh than in homogenization, just increase the chances of cow fat molecules entering the blood stream

      Unless the filtering actually makes the fat molecules smaller, it doesn't increase the chances at all. What will pass through the ultra-fine mesh will just as easily end up in homogenized milk.

    21. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wasting your time. tomhudson is able to parrot back what he reads, but he is unable to reason about it.

    22. Re:The Space Merchants is one hell of a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sheesh, if you're looking to persuade anyone, for God's sake don't cite Gary Taubes!

      The guy's about as credible as a picture of Bigfoot riding Nessie.

  18. Victimless Leather by ideonexus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There was an art piece at the MOMA's Design and the Elastic Mind exhibit titled "Victimless Leather" which involved growing a batch of stem cells into the shape of a tiny jacket. The piece eventually had to be "killed" when it grew out of control... as stem cells tend to do (and why their promise is over-exaggerated because they give you cancer).

    I appreciate people working on innovations like this, but we are decades and decades away from getting anything practical out of it. The meat we get from mother nature has billions of years of natural selection going into it, making it grow more efficiently. We co-evolved with it, meaning we are selected to make to the most efficient use of its nutrients. It's going to take a lot of time in the lab to match the nutrition and efficiency of muscle meat produced from 3.5 billion years of evolution.

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    1. Re:Victimless Leather by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem with your perspective is it assumes wrongly that this work is being done from scratch, read further out of context it would seem like you're saying that these researchers are creating tissue (and by extension a lifeform) that didn't exist before. This isn't the case. Natural selection isn't being thrown out the window, all that work is simply being isolated, packaged, and controlled. It will probably be adjusted as the work proceeds, but that isn't surprising considering the 'natural' process you vaunt in fact is focused on 'good enough' solutions. Life is a process for gene replication and everything else is gravy. Artificial selection is by definition more intelligent and efficient than natural selection, and unlike natural selection it can have goals in excess of simple gene survival.

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    2. Re:Victimless Leather by sempir · · Score: 1

      I had a burger from our local joint last week.....think it was made from one of the 3.5 million year old originals!

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    3. Re:Victimless Leather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Give you cancer" is quite different from "might give you cancer", as the article states.

    4. Re:Victimless Leather by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      It's going to take a lot of time in the lab to match the nutrition and efficiency of muscle meat produced from 3.5 billion years of evolution.

      The production of meat is not what the animal evolved for ; the meat serves the needs of the animal, rather than the animal serving the needs of the meat. There's a lot of room for efficiency in it's production.

      Whether vatmeat is the same kind of delicious is another matter ; it may be that the natural processes that make meat tasty cannot be engineered out of the process of making vatmeat, which may reduce the efficiency somewhat, but I'm willing to bet it would still come out ahead.

    5. Re:Victimless Leather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot.

    6. Re:Victimless Leather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good argument. You really blew him away with that kind of irrefutable logic!

  19. The real queston by punker · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until he can grow bacon?

  20. Re:Sad, but the biologist's energy is misdirected. by happylight · · Score: 1

    I, for one, am glad to know that even when global warming has killed all other species in the world we'll still have meat to eat.

  21. You can't just grow the meat by heptapod · · Score: 1

    The meat won't have the right texture or flavor as meat off-the-bone. Part of the flavor comes from the animal using its body, exercising and consuming foods which contribute to the whole meat experience. In-vitro meat is the first step, now they have to figure out how to prepare it before it goes to market.

    1. Re:You can't just grow the meat by tsa · · Score: 1

      Ehm... Have you ever seen a modern chicken that is raised for food? They can't walk because they are too heavy. They don't move because, well, being able to move was not a requirement for those chickens so the urge for them to move around was bred out of them. Those chickens spend their time in a small area, eating and growing VERY fast until they are killed. I guess their meat will not differ much from 'chicken' meat out of petri dishes.

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    2. Re:You can't just grow the meat by heptapod · · Score: 1

      Because chicken is the only meat known to mankind since everything tastes like it.

  22. Eating your own biolab food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Post) hasn't yet sampled his own creation, but reviews from others are not great.

    Please, you first! FAIL

  23. Re:Sad, but the biologist's energy is misdirected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's so important, why aren't you doing it? Oh, your strengths and desires lie in other areas? Well, so do his (obviously). And frankly, if he did as you suggest, and someone beat him to the cure, most likely all his effort would have been a waste. Not all biology is the same, just as not all computer science or software engineering is the same.

  24. But is it kosher? by blowdart · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Serious question - if you clone pig meat, without the animal ever being grown, it won't have hooves - so is it kosher? What if you clone human meat from a volunteer? Is that cannibalism?

    1. Re:But is it kosher? by Carrot007 · · Score: 1

      Serious Answer/Question - Who cares as long as it's tasty.

      But more specificly. Yes / No.

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    2. Re:But is it kosher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You think you can give a pat answer to those questions involving religious doctrine, and the eating of flesh derived from human cells?
       
      The folks in Mississippi just (barely) had the good sense to turn down a referendum that fertized human eggs are people with all the constitutional protection that you and I enjoy.
       
      Are you acquainted with this planet?
       
      Now excuse me, I have to go cover my head and pray to the magic sky daddy, while my wife and daughter do the same, in another room.

    3. Re:But is it kosher? by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Well it doesn't have any blood in it so it's the most kosher thing imaginable.

    4. Re:But is it kosher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Genuine kashrut rabbi and lurker from about '98 here, if they culture the cells from a freshly kosher slaughtered kosher animal then it would be forever kosher.
      If the animal were not killed first it would be ever min hachai or flesh stripped from a living animal and a rarity for Jewish kosher law considered forbidden to all humans(from the law given to Noah when humans were first permitted meat rathen for the Jews at Mt Sinai).
      Since the kosher status is for meat of the animal there might be room for an interpretation that subsequent cells grown form any animal are no longer that creature but simply a vat grown blob removing any kosher concerns and considering it something akin to candy made from all synthetic materials.

    5. Re:But is it kosher? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Serious question - if you clone pig meat, without the animal ever being grown, it won't have hooves - so is it kosher?

      Yes. There's a place that grows pigs that live on elevated platforms, so their hooves never touch the ground. This meets the technical definition of kosher - while it has cleaved (split) hooves, it doesn't have a hoof that "cleaves the ground it walks upon" because it never walks on the ground.

    6. Re:But is it kosher? by tfiedler · · Score: 1

      I'm going to say that no, it would not be Kosher to those movements for whom Kosher matters, the names of which vary depending upon what country you are living in.

      For example, Kosher cheese can be made with animal-sourced rennet (non-Kosher) because the rennet itself is so different than the original source animal it came from, but the vat-grown meat (which I would not eat no matter how good it tastes, nothing to do with Kosher or not) would not be different than the original source in composition but only in how it was "raised."

      Personally, these things disturb me on a level that I can't quote put my finger on.

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    7. Re:But is it kosher? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "The folks in Mississippi just (barely) had the good sense to turn down a referendum that fertized human eggs are people with all the constitutional protection that you and I enjoy."

      Excuse me? The entire state essentially REBELLED against it, from church deacons to the NAACP to most every redneck out there.

      That resolution was SOUNDLY defeated.

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    8. Re:But is it kosher? by mad_ian · · Score: 1

      Will donating our organs at death lead to us being cloned as meat?
      What about the foreskin of circumcised children? Discarded, or grown into veal cutlets?

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    9. Re:But is it kosher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you clone human meat from a volunteer?

      Totally irrelevant.

      The article mentioned fortifying cultured meat with vitamins and minerals to make it healthier. Regardless of the source (animal or human), if it's suitably tailored to human dietary requirements, then it becomes the equivalent of human meat. That's because for us, human meat has the perfect balance of amino acids, vitamins and minerals.

      People chicken; I am!

    10. Re:But is it kosher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to respond with Yes/No* as well, with the caveat that, while not technically cannibalism, eating vat grown human meat seems to be deserving of it's own particular ethical term or category, somewhat analogous to incest.

      Incest is considered to be a taboo, because babies who's parents are closely related in that manner have a greatly increased risk of doubly recessive genes being expressed; and you tend to get cleft lips, mental retardation, and various other physiology problems. It's a great example of a social taboo or group behavior whose roots can be explained by genetics and natural selection. And my hunch is that eating cloned human meat will prove to have similar biological, genetic, and survival related ethical problems.

      Specifically, going onto a diet of cloned human meat is going to have epigenetic factors related to the microbial gut flora. So, while there won't be the ethical or survival problem of killing another human; the act of eating the flesh alone is going to affect one's gut flora, gut juices, composition of chemicals absorbed into the blood, and epigenetic gene expression. People who eat artificially grown human meat are bound to go a bit loopy; and odds are it will be in a not-good way. Maybe not as bad as being down-right cannibals, but it will be an intermediary step. Possibly useful in certain survival situations, but otherwise to be avoided as much as possible.

      Also, I highly recommend The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, which is an absolutely fantastic book on how the science of growing cells in petri dishes got started...

    11. Re:But is it kosher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, yes. Nonkosher substances can't be eaten, but they can be injected. If you don't taste it then it's not food. If you consider chewing gum to not be food then non-kosher gum can be chewed, because it's not really eaten. By that token artificial pig meat would be allowed. The Bible did not prohibit partaking of something that has the molecular structure of pig flesh.

      Arthur Clarke's story "The Food of the Gods" (from 1964) addresses your second question.

    12. Re:But is it kosher? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      For values of "soundly" that include having 45% of the voters in /favor/ of it.

      You're quite wrong.

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    13. Re:But is it kosher? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      A 10% majority, given Mississippi's population, is still a sound defeat.

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    14. Re:But is it kosher? by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with cloning per se, but it is inspired by your question.
      If you bred pigs for deformity, to produce pigs with no limbs, would those pigs be kosher? (Ethics and morals aside.)

    15. Re:But is it kosher? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I'd wager that it wouldn't be considered at the same level as synthetic material candy. At least not all kosher certifying organizations would consider it that. Gelatin is often made from meat (calf stomach lining), but processed until it is unrecognizable as meat. Still, most kosher agencies don't like the mixing of meat-based gelatin and milk. I'm thinking that this fake-meat would be considered to be meat. Whether it was kosher or not, would probably depend on what animal the cells were originally from and how it was obtained. Alternatively, it might be considered that since this "animal" (really, vat of cells) doesn't chew its cud or have cloven hooves that it cannot be kosher at all.

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    16. Re:But is it kosher? by fatphil · · Score: 1

      wouldn't just putting their trotters in little pink booties be a simpler solution?

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    17. Re:But is it kosher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ill go further, if you 'cross' meat of pig and chicken, will it still be kosher? but IMHO, anything that contains DNA of human being, when you eat it in a sence is cannibalism. Nothing changes here, only relation to such practise. No human felt hurt when this meet was produced. so i'd say - you can eat it... What will or vegetable brothers and sisters say?

    18. Re:But is it kosher? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The pigs will eat them. Pigs will eat pretty much anything. In other words, they're pretty much like humans and dogs.

    19. Re:But is it kosher? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      No, other verses name the pig as being unclean but do not mention the ground:

      Lev. 11:7 And the pig, though it has a divided hoof, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you.

    20. Re:But is it kosher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you an idiot?
      Kosher animals must have hooves. A pig is not kosher because it does not chew cud

    21. Re:But is it kosher? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      They do in the original Hebrew.

      Besides, it's easy to kosher anything. I'm not jewish, and I've toiveled the cooking utensils for ultra-orthodox jews in the river, kashered (no , that's not a typo) their oven, and another time, made a shipment of pacific salmon kosher (the more laws, the more loopholes, and there are plenty of jewish laws).

    22. Re:But is it kosher? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I'm not Jewish, but because of my weird upbringing (long left the nonsense of a certain flavor of christianity) am quite familiar with the scripture texts.

      The slashdot parser won't take hebrew. Makes my post less fun

      the two words in the passage are "mappris - to divide" and "se-sa"- to have a cleft or fissure, but I'm not aware of meaning where it has any connotation of "something that makes cleft", it is the crack itself.

    23. Re:But is it kosher? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I found reference to large pig farm in Israel that keeps pigs for sale for non-kosher uses, on wooden platforms so their feet doesn't touch Israel. Wonder if this is a basis for an urban legend about "kosher pigs". Judaism doesn't have a central "pope" or such, there are many communities and schools of belief. But I don't know of any that would eat pork prepared or raised by any means.

    24. Re:But is it kosher? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Judaism doesn't have a central "pope" or such, there are many communities and schools of belief. But I don't know of any that would eat pork prepared or raised by any means.

      All the jews I know eat pork. Bacon and eggs, etc... even if they do observe the high holidays.

  25. Re:Sad, but the biologist's energy is misdirected. by vadim_t · · Score: 2

    Have you considered that maybe like say, programming, biology is also a big field with a lot of room for specialization?

    Just because somebody can do a good job of writing an operating system doesn't mean they'd be a good game programmer. Same way, I don't see why this guy would necessarily have the right skills to work on diabetes.

    Also, on what grounds do you think you can command people to do whatever research you think is important? If it's that big of a deal for you, why aren't you doing the research yourself, or at least funding it?

  26. Food myths by goombah99 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    People who think meat is inefficient compared to vegetable don't understand that Grazing animal use the massive tracts of un-airable land and don't require labor and oil and pesticide intensive production techniques. Water is our most precious resource and growing crops uses massive amounts of it, and the run off poisons streams. It can even leave land too salty or nutrient deprived for anything but specialized fertilizer fed crops. You can of course over graze too, as seen by the desertification of some areas. The point is that saying crop growing is always more efficient that raising cattle shows a profound misunderstanding of the earth. Eat a banana and it probably traveled 2500 miles, was grown in a chopped-down rain forest, with massive amounts of pesticide.

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    1. Re:Food myths by tsa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And what do you think all those burgers ate when they were still cows? Soja and corn that was grown especially for them. For the soja alone, massive amounts of rainforest are cut down in countries like Brazil every year.

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    2. Re:Food myths by phulegart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Grazing animal use the massive tracts of un-airable land and don't require labor and oil and pesticide intensive production techniques.

      Unfortunately, these same Grazing animals don't graze any more, and we have to bring the food to them. Oh, sure, there are "Free Range" animals, but the meat produced from them is more expensive. The majority of the meat produced from these Grazing Animals does require labor and oil and pesticide... because we must grow the food for these animals, harvest the food for these animals, and transport the food for these animals. That requires pesticide, labor, and oil.

      Thus meat production *IS* more inefficient than growing vegetables, because it involves the process *OF* growing vegetables, plus a whole lot more.

      Ok, ok... so Hay isn't any kind of vegetable you or I would eat. But it is still sown, grown, harvested and transported.

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    3. Re:Food myths by affenhund · · Score: 5, Informative

      People who think meat is inefficient compared to vegetable don't understand that Grazing animal use the massive tracts of un-airable land and don't require labor and oil and pesticide intensive production techniques. [...] Eat a banana and it probably traveled 2500 miles, was grown in a chopped-down rain forest, with massive amounts of pesticide.

      Excuse me, but you are either extremely naive or an idiot! You really think that the animals that were farmed for meat all grazed happily on green meadows? Yeah sure! These are all lies after all: "The escalation in forest destruction is driven by the global livestock industry. The vast majority (above 80%) of soybeans are bound for animal feedlots, providing protein for cattle, hogs and poultry. The European Union (EU) is the largest importer of Argentinian soybean meal, with imports to EU agribusinesses accounting for almost 50% of all global trade in soymeal (3)." http://www.greenpeace.org/raw/content/international/press/reports/the-expanding-soybean-frontier.pdf

    4. Re:Food myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      its soy

      and no. the best meat is grassfed.

    5. Re:Food myths by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      its soy

      and no. the best meat is grassfed.

      But MOST meat (at least in the US and I believe in Europe) is NOT grassfed. It's feedlotted (there, I made something up). And as tsa said, that takes a lot of resources.

      That said, I can't imagine that vat grown 'meat' would take less resources - you're talking about a complicated industrial process with a lot of feedstock.

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    6. Re:Food myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, we no longer raise most of our 'grazing animals' on rangelands: we raise them on feedlots, where we feed them a slurry of plant and animal matter while they stand in pools of their own waste and then we pump them full of antibiotics to treat them for the inevitable infections. Other than that, I may agree with you.

    7. Re:Food myths by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Average steers spend a few weeks in the feed lot. 10 months on pasture (where they may be fed supplemental grain or hay).

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    8. Re:Food myths by Surt · · Score: 1

      Naive, idiot, or brilliant troll, I'm afraid.

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    9. Re:Food myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I addition to this it takes 5-10 pounds of feed (corn) to get 1 pound of beef. Only some of that feed could be used for human products but this is still a big inefficiency.

    10. Re:Food myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which crop is going to leave the land too salty? Name one.

      Also how much plant material do you think those Cattle need to survive? It makes no sense to grow a bunch of plants to feed a cow when people could just as easily eat the plants and be happy. Besides, very few cows in the US are free range as you describe. Most of them don't have enough room to turn around let alone roam the landscape.

      You are an idiot Goomba. Pull your head outta your ass.

    11. Re:Food myths by xaxa · · Score: 1

      its soy

      and no. the best meat is grassfed.

      It's "soya bean" or "soya" in British English, and substituting J for Y is an easy mistake if one's first language isn't English.

      The best meat is expensive, most meat is fed with grain of some kind.

    12. Re:Food myths by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      I dont know where you live but I live right next door to a grass fed cattle ranch, they treat their cows better than their wives! So how about next time you wanna talk crap about stuff you dont know anything about, you dont hide behind anon? Its not the crops that leave the ground salty, its the nutrients that are used, or rather over used that ruin the soil.

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    13. Re:Food myths by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      And what do you think all those burgers ate when they were still cows? Soja and corn that was grown especially for them. For the soja alone, massive amounts of rainforest are cut down in countries like Brazil every year.

      Wrong. Those would be lot fed beef not grazing animals. Of course many animals are fattened on lots for a short period

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    14. Re:Food myths by goombah99 · · Score: 2

      You need to get out more. try driving in the southwest. many many many grazing animals.

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    15. Re:Food myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With respect to the large grazing allotments managed by the BLM and Forest Service: how do you think the cattle get on and off the range? Most of the time, it's by truck. And even if the home range is near the allotment, not all cattle will simply walk home; the rancher still has to herd them, again using trucks, ATVs, and horses (brought by truck).

      Your post suggests that open range ranching is still like it was when Teddy Roosevelt was on the Dakota range in the late 19th century. In most places, it's not. Changing land use and ownership patterns makes it extremely difficult, if not impossible, to drive cattle using traditional pastoral methods, especially in places like California where suburban sprawl has encroached on rangelands.

      Besides, not all open range cattle are *finished* on the range; many are sent to feed lots for a few months before being slaughtered. Guess where the cattle feed comes from?

    16. Re:Food myths by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      Name one? good god man, it's a hure scientific and bussiness enterprise bringing salinated lands back to life.

      https://www.technologyreview.com/business/25763/

      Why do you think South africa suddenly became a major wine producer? It's because then lands would not support grape vines but would support vineyards. It's a huge huge problem and has been for centuries.

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    17. Re:Food myths by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      Especially if that first language is Catalan, French, Italian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Polish, Serbian, or Spanish (and probably several others I'm not thinking of right now), where the word is actually "soja".

    18. Re:Food myths by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2

      He's right, you're a retard. The crops don't salinate the soil, the irrigation does. Water from the sky has much less dissolved in it for the very reason that it had to evaporate to get there, but water from irrigation has been running all over the ground dissolving whatever it wants on the way. When it reaches the fields this dissolved material stays after the water is used by the crops and/or evaporates. It has been a problem with irrigation since it was invented.

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    19. Re:Food myths by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      And a huge proportion of that Argentinian soybean meal is Monsanto's Roundup-Ready (tm) GM variety. Sorry, I can't find the article right now.

    20. Re:Food myths by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/11/switching-to-grass-fed-beef/

      "Grass-fed beef has a distinctly different and “grassy” flavor compared with feed-lot beef and also costs more. A recent comparison in The Village Voice cooked up one-pound grass-fed and grain-fed steaks. The grass-fed meat tasted better, according to the article, but at $26 a pound, also cost about three times more."

      Sure, there are tons of grazing animals. They still cost three times more per pound than cornfed or CAFO operation beef.

    21. Re:Food myths by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      >People who think meat is inefficient compared to vegetable don't understand

      Learn what a trophic level is before you open your mouth

    22. Re:Food myths by hodma727 · · Score: 1

      That depends on which country you are talking about. In New Zealand cows graze on that stuff called grass.

    23. Re:Food myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grazing just supplements most beef cattle diets. These cattle still are fed hay and some variety of grain.

    24. Re:Food myths by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      And Im sure all of that corn was food grade, right? Like, if the cows werent eating it, we could just throw it on the shelves?

      Yea, no.

    25. Re:Food myths by sjames · · Score: 1

      At one time, cattle grazed on grasses that we couldn't eat. The grasses grew wild with no help from farmers at all and the cattle fertilized the grass, exactly as the post you replied to suggested. It made perfectly good sense at the time. Some cattle still graze to provide higher end grass fed meat.

      These days though, a lot of soy and corn are grown as cattle feed just as you suggest. The circumstances have changed, but people still like meat.

    26. Re:Food myths by corporatelittlebitch · · Score: 1

      He's neither naive nor an idiot, you're just missing his point. The point isn't that all livestock grazes happily; the point is that there exists land where it's far more efficient to raise animals than grow crops. Consider this rough, wet, rocky, hilly terrain: http://www.flickr.com/photos/15584779@N00/4974177967/ This isn't suited to growing much, but you'll see plenty of sheep. And they are free to roam about the hills, eating whatever then can find. (I wouldn't say roam happily tho' - the weather is pretty miserable for most of the year ;)

    27. Re:Food myths by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Sure, there are tons of grazing animals. They still cost three times more per pound than cornfed or CAFO operation beef."

      That depends entirely on where you are. In Montana, Idaho, and Washington, for example, there are vast tracts of land that are worthless for just about anything but letting cattle graze. (Often because the land is just too "vertical" for anything else. Sometimes because it's too dry. Sometimes both or something else.)

      In those areas, grass-fed beef isn't "expensive", it's what's for dinner. You might have to go a long way to find many that are corn-fed. Except for the last few weeks before slaughter, that is.

    28. Re:Food myths by definate · · Score: 1

      You need to get out more. Try flying to anywhere else in the world. You know, that place where 95.5% of the world lives, not where the 4.5% lives. (Numbers reasonably accurate to todays date)

      Though we do have grazing animals, many aren't, or more so, the term grazing is very loose.

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    29. Re:Food myths by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      This is entirely an issue with scale of production and distribution channels; if the people raising that grass-fed beef could get the farmer's equivalent of $25/lb for it, don't you think they would? If all beef was grass-fed, it would be scarcer and more expensive. Cheap grass-fed beef is essentially an anecdote, against the huge amount of feed-lot-raised beef in this country.

      I would add, also, that if you do it yourself, if you have the land, absolutely, you can raise cattle on the "cheap" (ignoring cost of land). We did it when I was a kid, we had all the milk we could drink, all the butter we felt like churning, heavy Jersey cream on our breakfast cereal every morning, and we periodically slaughtered and ate our cow's offspring, and it was darn tasty. The fact that we could do this on our five Florida acres says not one thing about the price of milk, cream, butter, or beef at the grocery store or how it is produced.

    30. Re:Food myths by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that what is true where you live is true everywhere. There are MANY places in the USA where one can inexpensively purchase 100% grassfed beef. Huge swaths of the US are nothing but grassland. I can buy 100% grassfed beef in my city for about double the price of factory farm beef. When one drives from my city to the other big city in my state they encounter nothing but pasture and farmland for about six hours and that's traveling at 70mph or so.

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    31. Re:Food myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of cattle farming here in Australia is on unairable land. Places like this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Creek_station.
      Perhaps in some cases feedlots are used, but the majority is actually in cattle stations like the one above. This land cannot be used for anything else and is otherwise desert. The most important aspect to farming is matching the right strategy to the environment. Any strategy in the wrong environment will be inefficient, not the strategy itself.

    32. Re:Food myths by aiht · · Score: 1

      That's completely beside the point - we wouldn't have grown that particular non-food-grade crop in the first place if we weren't going to give it to cows.
      The important thing - the resource we could have spent better elsewhere - is the land (and effort, fertilizer, water etc.) that goes into the feed crops, not the crops themselves.

    33. Re:Food myths by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "This is entirely an issue with scale of production and distribution channels;"

      Partly, but I would hardly say "entirely". Shipping perishables like meat is an expensive process. Therefore, except for giant outlets with an already-huge distribution channel (as you mentioned), it's still usually cheaper to sell (and buy) locally.

    34. Re:Food myths by Pope · · Score: 1

      Go ham on 'em soja boy.

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  27. Space travel by wisebabo · · Score: 2

    Well research in this vein (ha ha) should continue if for no other reason than it would be great to be able to have a big juicy steak on a space ship! Of course one could see all sorts of interesting (bad) things happening due to the combination of zero-g, cosmic rays and endlessly multiplying cells!

    Does anyone know if there are any experiments in trying to make fish meat (sushi) along these lines? Pound for pound (or ounce for ounce) perfectly made uniform slabs of high grade fish have got to be the most expensive/valuable bits of non-human protein on the planet. I mean when a single (big) tuna costs several hundred thousand dollars in the Tokyo fish market, you know there could be profit for even an expensive technology.

    Finally, (I know this is gross), would eating synthesized human flesh be considered cannibalism? I mean is cannibalism bad because you had to kill someone to eat or is it bad because you are eating meat with similar DNA? (Actually, it's probably the latter because it exposes you to all sorts of diseases that normally wouldn't survive because you'd be eating a different species). And would it taste like chicken?

  28. It's All A Matter Of What You're Used To by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    I'll make some chili out of whatever looks good at the grocery store. You'll occasionally find lamb, pork or beef in there. Yesterday I was also sorely tempted to pick up a gigantic smoked turkey leg for it. I have a feeling I'd find in-vitro meat to be too bland and not suitable for my chili due to the lack of connective tissue. Bones are one of my secret ingredients, you see? But if you were to perfectly preserve a sample of my chili for a couple hundred years, a resident of The Future who was raised entirely on in-vitro meat would likely have several complaints about it. They'd probably wonder what that gamey flavor was from the lamb, and they'd find it to be too tough and fatty. They might be able to simulate things like marbling to appeal more to the older generation, but the cheap Wal-Mart meat that most people will grow up on probably won't have any of that. It'll just be a bland, homogenous brick of protein cells, kind of like spam. Or Adam Sandler.

    No doubt for at least a generation or two, precious land mass will be devoted to growing real critters for rich gourmands, but as the population increases I suspect that you'll see less and less of that. An ironic side effect to this is that some species of livestock could go extinct because it's more profitable to sell the farm to real estate developers. Though hopefully by then we could just preserve their gene sequences and whip up some new ones if we ever needs some. I actually hope cloning outpaces development of this stuff so we can go through a phase of cloning extinct or endangered animals for food. Then I could put brontosaur, zebra and dodo in my chili!

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  29. better off ted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it tastes like dispare

  30. obligatory better off Ted quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jerome [tasting meat made in lab]: It tastes familiar.
    Ted: Beef?
    Jerome: No.
    Linda: Chicken? We'll take chicken.
    Ted: What does it taste like?
    Jerome: Despair.
    Ted: Is it possible it just needs salt?

  31. It's already been done! by Kn1nJa · · Score: 1

    The guys at veridian dynamics already did this a LONG time ago!

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  32. What to call it? by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    Lem: "Don't name it or you won't want to eat it. Remember Chester the carrot?" (Better Off Ted)

  33. Zombie meat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The GGO-fearing scaremongers created the inventive name "Frankenfood". Now let the zombiemongering begin!

    http://www.law.ed.ac.uk/ahrc/script-ed/vol7-2/stephens.asp

  34. Semen. If a person swallows it, they are NOT going to get A: pregnant or B: arrested (barring some silly rules that are probably just internet legends in some US states).

    As for Jews, the idea of it all is to show reference to god, you don't show reference by coming up with loop holes just because you grave a bit of bacon. The laws are constantly interpreted to fit in the modern world but that is just the same as real laws. Example, Jews are allowed to have a pig heart valve installed because the sanctity of life out rules dietary laws. Forcing a Jew to eat a pig or else you will kill him does nothing. It is not how that fate or indeed most fates work.

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    1. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dooood - "you don't show reference (sic) by coming up with loopholes"? The jews? Seriously?
       
      I refer you to the Eruv http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv. The jewish culture is nothing BUT looking for loopholes.
       
      Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyone can go without sex for a couple of weeks, but no one can live a week without at least three good rationalizations.

    2. Re:No by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Funny thing the whole pigs being unclean/unsuitable for consumption comes from ancient times because pork spoiled much faster than cow or goat or whatever. People who ate it got sick and thus they thought their gods did not want them eating pig.

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  35. Re:Sad, but the biologist's energy is misdirected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, because we all know that all scientists are equally brilliant doctors and a scientist is a scientists who can work in any field. You don't study microbiologist or human medicine or whatever. No you study the glory field of "Scientist". And suddenly you are a know-it-all. Now you can swiftly switch between inventing a doomsday weapon and inventing a pill to regrow organs. It's the science!

    Or is it?

  36. A new take on Quorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see how this is any different to those vegetarian mycoproteins and meat substitutes, like Quorn. They're just vats of organic material derived from something that occurs in nature. The fact that, in this case, the original source happened to be an animal means little.

  37. Efficiency by Hentes · · Score: 1

    Let's put aside the ethics bullshit and concentrate on the efficiency claims. The problem is, just because people eat less meat it's not guaranteed that the food excess will get to places with famine. Also, this method is still less effective than grains or vegetables, so transporting it to poor regions won't help. I'm not even sure that the problem is a lack of food, in most places with famine it's the fault of the political leadership.
    I am also sceptical about the sustainability claims which seem to be backed only by an old study from '99. Such a massive increase in consumption would mean 10 billion people by 2030, or a huge shift in people's diet.

  38. Re:Sad, but the biologist's energy is misdirected. by mr_null · · Score: 1

    No, I'd say your energy is misdirected. There already are many researchers dedicated to finding a cure for diabetes. Your energy would be better spent doing something besides hounding someone who's already busy trying to solve a major problem.

    http://www.wfp.org/hunger/stats

  39. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    That's great!

    I'm only responding to the overpowering size and placement, and maybe lack of a toggle option.

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  40. Awesome for the environment by KerrickStaley · · Score: 1

    Meat is too environmentally inefficient. The human race cannot carry on its current levels of meat consumption for much longer, and it's good to see researchers pushing towards another alternative for meat eaters. Personally, I don't mind soy burgers (they're really pretty good; very healthy too), but I understand where people who prefer actual meat are coming from.

    1. Re:Awesome for the environment by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I don't mind eating vegetarian meals. Many of them are quite tasty. What I do object to however, is people who try to synthesize meat with vegetable products, because eating meat is unethical. If eating meat turns them off so much, then why do many vegetarians (not talking about you (are you even veg?) or anyone specifically) insist on making their food look and taste exactly like the food that "disgusts" them so much. A nice vegetarian meal tastes great, and eating veg a few times a week ends up cheaper so I can buy better cuts of meat.

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    2. Re:Awesome for the environment by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Yeah so much smarter to solve this problem then to encourage people to have less kids.....

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    3. Re:Awesome for the environment by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      If a vegetarian doesn't eat meat because they don't want to assist in the killing of animals, then eating a meal that merely looks and tastes like meat has nothing to do with that reason.

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  41. Cows from Space! by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Grazing animal use the massive tracts of un-airable (sic) land

    I for one welcome the introduction of vacuum-packed burgers from vacuum-sucking cows.

    But doesn't it take more energy to get them to the moon (the closest "un-airable" land) than it would to just use ordinary air-breathing cows?

    1. Re:Cows from Space! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he meant to say inarable.

    2. Re:Cows from Space! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I think he meant to say inarable.

      Then he'd have been better off using the proper term - non-arable, instead of "in-airable". "inarable" is really poor English, the same as inrefundable for non-refundable, inperishable for non-perishable, inreturnable for non-returnable, and inrecyclable for non-recyclable.

      Of course, with all the mess in the middle east, maybe he didn't want to include any term that had the word "arab" in it?

    3. Re:Cows from Space! by cybernanga · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of "un-airable" land that is much, much closer than the moon!

      You just have to get a bit wet. ;-)

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  42. Support cellular rights! by Hartree · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why, this destroys cells. The very basis of all life! It must be stopped!

    You're such a villian that you even do it to your own cells!

    How many cells did you callously murder last night when you took a drink of alcohol? Or even accidently bite the inside of your cheek.

    And what about the flesh in between your fingers in the womb that you thoughtlessly put to cell death so you could selfishly have fingers. Or the skin cells you made thirst to death as formerly living shields against the outside world?

    Your whole existance is dedicated to torturing and murdering cellular life!

    This could be the start of whole industries of advocacy groups.

    1. Re:Support cellular rights! by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      I know this is facetious, but to indulge my own pedantry I must add that cells in fact kill themselves through apoptosis.

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    2. Re:Support cellular rights! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit, don't troll. Animals with a central nervous system aren't quite the same as say, a rock, or a cell.

    3. Re:Support cellular rights! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is kind of like fallacies 101, with a different one on display every week. Its sort of interesting to come on and see if you can correctly name all the fallacies flying fast and loose around here.

      I think this might be what we call a "straw man", but I feel like theres others packed into there as well.

    4. Re:Support cellular rights! by kvezach · · Score: 1

      Someone ought to make a deck of cards, like playing cards, but instead of the usual pictures, put names of logical fallacies on them. Then you could reply to an invocation of a fallacy simply by dealing the corresponding card.

      Not so good for Slashdot of course, but for the real world... it would be succinct and satisfying.

  43. We already have this. by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 5, Funny

    Synthetically Produced Animal Matter: SPAM.

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  44. Chicken Little... by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

    ... from The Space Merchants by Pohn and Kornbluth, or would that really be a thinly disguised attempt to rename SoyLent Green...

    rgb

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    1. Re:Chicken Little... by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      Uh, that would be "Pohl". Sorry.

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  45. bullshit. by nimbius · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soybean
    For human consumption, soybeans must be cooked with "wet" heat to destroy the trypsin inhibitors (serine protease inhibitors). Raw soybeans, including the immature green form, are toxic to humans, swine, chickens, and in fact, all monogastric animals.[12]
    gelatin, for its limited range of benefits that can easily be found in plants, is rather controversial too, as its potential to transmit BSE http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelatin#Safety_concerns why not try some hempseed or flax seed instead?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemp_seed

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    1. Re:bullshit. by RebelWithoutAClue · · Score: 1

      gelatin, for its limited range of benefits that can easily be found in plants

      Please. Gelatin is what collagen is made out of, it has many benefits for joints with no equivalent in plants.

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    2. Re:bullshit. by nido · · Score: 2

      Besides the enzyme inhibitors, another poison in soybeans are the isoflavones, aka "phyto-estrogens". Estrogenic substances decrease the availability of oxygen and tell tissues to divide. Generally speaking, soybeans are only edible fermented, as a condiment. Cooking does not deactivate the isoflavones.

      gelatin, for its limited range of benefits that can easily be found in plants, is rather controversial too, as its potential to transmit BSE /wiki/Gelatin#Safety_concerns [wikipedia.org] why not try some hempseed or flax seed instead?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemp_seed [wikipedia.org]

      Hempseed and flaxseed are rich sources of polyunsaturated fatty acides, which cause lipid peroxidation, thereby increasing a body's vitamin E requirements.

      Potatoes and tubers are the best vegan source of protein. Sprouting seeds may make the protein in these items more usable, but you have to be careful. Protein deficiency (getting the wrong amino acids, etc) is insidious because it's so slow, and is easily confused for something else. Liver needs protein to do a lot of its jobs, etc...

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    3. Re:bullshit. by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1

      Is the premise of this argument that eating meat is the healthiest possible course of action? If I'm to choose between a slight increase in the need for vitamin E and (maybe) slightly lowered levels of available oxygen over colon cancer and heart disease, I shall take the former. Also, those daaangerous polyunsaturated fats keep you regular and lower your risk of developing polyps. To put it another way, which is healthier: a 100% meat (real or test tube) diet, or a 100% plant diet? (Hint: one will lead to scurvy unless you are willing to eat rats, which produce their own vitamin C.)

      I was raised butchering and eating meat that we grew in the backyard (plants too), but have been a vegetarian ever since I moved to the city where I'm left to trust a waiter that my hamburger was treated humanely or to eat the flavorless meat-like garbage that passes for meat at the grocery store. And I cannot eat dairy, which pretty much makes me vegan. I can also squat 160 kg and I haven't turned yellow, so my liver must be working and my muscles aren't atrophied... But clearly I'm not getting enough protein because I don't eat meat.

      I don't even care a little what other people to chose to eat. Preachy vegetarians bug me, preachy vegans more so. But trying to build an argument that a plant-based diet is somehow unhealthy is like trying to argue that you shouldn't exercise because you might pull a muscle.

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  46. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by Hentes · · Score: 2

    Been passively looking for something like that for a while.

    Here you are. Seriously, if I want to visit Sourceforge, I will go to Sourceforge, not go to /. and then follow a link.

  47. not buying it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'use 35 to 60 percent less energy, emit 80 to 95 percent less greenhouse gas and use around 98 percent less land.' ...and is 100 percent less tasty. thanks, i'll keep eating the real animals.

  48. KFC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought KFC has been doing this for years...

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.asp

  49. Long Pig by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Human flesh tastes like pign. Search for "long pig". Also, the Mercury astronauts were, as part of their survival training, taught that the tenderest cuts are from just under the ribcage.

    Complete directions for preparing long pig (warning: very "Dexter"-like)

    1. Re:Long Pig by meerling · · Score: 1

      Historically, the attempts by missionaries to convert cannibal tribes was greatly simplified when they introduced pigs.
      The cannibals were reported to claim it tastes like human.
      As bizarre as this sounds, it is NOT a joke.

    2. Re:Long Pig by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 1

      From the link in the parent:

      "The brain is not good to eat. Removing the tongue and eyes, skinning the head, and placing it outside in a wire cage may be effective. The cage allows small scavengers such as ants and maggots to cleanse the flesh from the bones, while preventing it being carried off by larger scavengers, such as dogs and children."

      Finally, a way to keep the neighborhood kids from making off with my skulls!

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  50. Taste and Pragmatics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would probably taste weird and far from what we know, so taste is probably not the goal. So if feeding humanity is the goal, elaborating techniques for culture and multiplication of protein food such as quinoa or amaranto makes much more sens.

  51. Moral philosophy sees problems by saibot834 · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is nothing unethical about eating meat.

    I seriously doubt that. These are the two most grave concerns:

    Animal pain. Animals do feel pain, and from the universal viewpoint of ethics, it doesn't matter whether it's you, me, some other human, an ape or a chicken that gets tortured. Pain is pain and our practices in factory farming causes a lot of it for only a little benefit, which is extremely unethical. (I know there are other approaches to animal's status, but there is no notable modern moral philosopher who disputes that the suffering of animals is a serious concern)

    Environment. Did you know that animal production accounts for more greenhouse gases than all of the world's transportation? Yup, and that's not some veggie organization that claims that, but the UN Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO). It also takes up a lot of water, energy and is responsible for much of the destruction of the jungle.

    1. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by HornWumpus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is impossible to practice ethical dentistry/medicine because it always causes some pain? No. Well you must be a moron then. Pain is part of life. It is also part of food's life.

      It is impossible to live life without causing environmental damage. Please kill yourself (without producing any greenhouse gases). It is the only ethical option based on your stated position.

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    2. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by Surt · · Score: 1

      (I know there are other approaches to animal's status, but there is no notable modern moral philosopher who disputes that the suffering of animals is a serious concern)

      That's a problem of circularity. It's the same problem with AGW for example. All the argument pro can be categorized as having formed in the same environment, and that environment attempts to exclude credit for arguments from the other side, thus rendering the other side 'not notable'.

      So don't use appeal to authority as support for your point, or you lose the argument.

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    3. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by HornWumpus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Minimize your damage and off yourself. Moron.

      Environmental damage != unethical.

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    4. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You could also minimize it by not wasting electricity posting on Slashdot. I'm not saying you should stop using there internet. Just that you acknowledge that you unnecessarily damage the environment for entertainment.

    5. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by green1 · · Score: 1

      Is it more ethical that that animal shall live for several years and experience one small painful event at the end of it's life... Or to never have lived at all? (I'm not by the way stating that I know the answer to this one, and I would doubt anyone really does to be honest)
      Remember that the vast majority of animals consumed for food would never have even been alive were they not being raised for food. If the human race stopped raising cattle for food, there wouldn't be millions of happy cows, there would be very few cows indeed, in fact they could potentially become an endangered species as there is very little natural habitat for these purpose raised creatures to exist in.

      Is driving a species to the brink of extinction ethical?

    6. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      It is impossible to practice ethical dentistry/medicine because it always causes some pain?

      If the person who you're practicing it on did not consent to it, absolutely yes, it very much is.

      No.

      Oh, I see. You must be a moron.

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    7. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by osu-neko · · Score: 2

      News flash: Aurochs are already extinct. Cows can't return to their "natural habitat" since they don't have one, being an invention of humans descended from a now extinct animal. Their "natural habitat" is the farm.

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    8. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume:

      1) That the pain animals feel is more important than the enjoyment I gain from eating them.
      2) That limiting greenhouse gas production is an ethical issue.

      I'm not trying to troll you -- only to point out that the factors you *assume* are constants aren't. I'm aware that there are people who think that because a cow feels pain, eating it is wrong. I'm not one of them.

      (I do care about #2, but again -- I'm illustrating a flaw in the universal applicability of your fundamental assumptions, not trying to snark at you. If people don't consider certain issues to be ethical concerns, then trying to claim that they *are* doesn't get you anywhere.)

    9. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes for entertainment; more often than not, though, for information.

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    10. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I like how it's taken to the absolute extreme.

      What, you don't like me dumping chemicals into the river and polluting it!? If you don't like pollution, then why do you use the internet!? Therefore, all of your arguments are completely invalid and what I'm doing is a good thing.

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    11. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So don't use appeal to authority as support for your point, or you lose the argument.

      Fallacist's fallacy.

    12. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      But my moral code is absolute! The magical moral fairy told me so.

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    13. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by Surt · · Score: 1

      Nope. The truth of the subject matter is independent of whether or not he loses the argument.

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    14. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Universal viewpoint of ethics"? This is how I know you are completely retarded.

      Military ethics deals with, on a very literal sense, when and where it is appropriate to inflict pain and/or kill another human being. Police go through a similar (though much less codified) ethical training.

      Also, I wonder which notable modern moral philosophers you talk to (hint: people who are quoted by PETA do not count), but postmodern thought (which is where we are right now with respect to ethical constructs) absolutely denies that there is any universal, objective 'truth' or 'moral'.

      Here's an idea - get an education first. No, not an arts degree, I said an education.

    15. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing unethical about eating meat.

      I seriously doubt that. These are the two most grave concerns:

      Animal pain. Animals do feel pain, and from the universal viewpoint of ethics, it doesn't matter whether it's you, me, some other human, an ape or a chicken that gets tortured. Pain is pain and our practices in factory farming causes a lot of it for only a little benefit, which is extremely unethical. (I know there are other approaches to animal's status, but there is no notable modern moral philosopher who disputes that the suffering of animals is a serious concern)

      Environment. Did you know that animal production accounts for more greenhouse gases than all of the world's transportation? Yup, and that's not some veggie organization that claims that, but the UN Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO). It also takes up a lot of water, energy and is responsible for much of the destruction of the jungle.

      You are confusing "eating meat" with concerns about the way many animals are mistreated in larger production facilities...

      Many employers mistreat their employees. By your logic everyone should not to go to work because it's unethical.

    16. Re:Moral philosophy sees problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animals do feel pain, and from the universal viewpoint of ethics, it doesn't matter whether it's you, me, some other human, an ape or a chicken that gets tortured. Pain is pain and our practices in factory farming causes a lot of it for only a little benefit, which is extremely unethical

      This, of course, assumes that inter-species ethics is the same as human ethics. Do ethics extend to animals? Are humans the only animal with morals?

      To a large degree, knowing what is right in any situation is a specific decision, and ethics are general principles derived from the results of lots of specific choices. We can only express such principles with language, which animals do not possess.

      There's also the question of whether these animals would live longer, happier lives, or suffer less if they were not killed for food by us. Clearly they would have the opportunity, but there is a pile of evidence that in the wild, most of them would die unpleasant deaths and not necessarily live any longer than under domestication. Nature red in tooth and claw, etc. Animals kill each other (not always for food) in horrible, gruesome ways and most will do anything necessary to survive. Ethics simply don't exist in the wild.

      I'm not in favor of needless suffering (who would be?) but the basic lesson nature teaches to any human exposed to it is that "there are no rules."

  52. more expensive than hunted animal by mad_ian · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this meat will still be more expensive than the deer I shoot with my blackpowder rifle.

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  53. don't forget the market of fungible commodities by decora · · Score: 1, Troll

    since real meat and fake meat are interchangable, manufacturers will use whichever 'supply stream' is cheapest, based on the current world market prices... which will be set at places like NYMEX and ICE.

    Then Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan will be able to hoard and manipulate prices. If you were able to find out which 'supply stream' went into your 'protein product' this would screw everything up, as it would remove the illusory 'fungibility' of the commodity.

    the major 'protein retailers' like McDonalds would simply mix it all together, much like they now mix beef from several different continents together to get a single patty.

    1. Re:don't forget the market of fungible commodities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "much like they now mix beef from several different continents together to get a single patty."

      Do you have a source for this? I am from the UK and they claim on their webpage that their beef is from British cows. Is there something to back up that this is a lie, or is it based on the theory of self-evidence?

    2. Re:don't forget the market of fungible commodities by scifiber_phil · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. We all know that is what would happen.

    3. Re:don't forget the market of fungible commodities by jpapon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's just a lie. There's absolutely no reason for McDonald's to mix together meat from different continents. Not only would it be stupid since it would make it all but impossible to track down where tainted meat originated from, but it would be more expensive than just buying local beef.

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    4. Re:don't forget the market of fungible commodities by xaxa · · Score: 1

      What can be cheaper is doing the manufacturing somewhere cheaper. Many ready meals sold in British shops say "Made with Thai chicken" for example -- Thai labour is cheap, and if the labour is in Thailand it makes sense to use Thai chicken. So it probably depends how labour intensive the food is.

      That still won't lead to chicken from several countries being mixed together. The label on the box could say "chicken from one or more of X, Y, Z", but any individual package will probably use only one source of meat.

    5. Re:don't forget the market of fungible commodities by The+Askylist · · Score: 1

      If it was "fungi-ble", would it be Quorn?

    6. Re:don't forget the market of fungible commodities by joost · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You are wrong. I don't know about McDonalds, but large-chain supermarkets mix meat from different continents as a matter of course. Since in the Western world we have a fat surplus, they import lean beef from Botswana and mix the two to produce mince. About 60% of your store bought mince comes from Botswana if you shop at large chains owned by Ahold (to name just one).

    7. Re:don't forget the market of fungible commodities by sleiper · · Score: 1

      Thank god Britain has moved away from this! even the cheap meat in the UK is rarely from futher than the continent, most supermarkets won't stock any other meat than british, unless its maybe a new zeland lamb or a danish pig. The thought of importing meat from Botswana because it is naturally low in fat and mixing it with beef which is high in fat, rather than just cutting the fat off before you mince it, and using that fat for beef dripping, suet, lard, and countless other rendered fat products seems odd? You will find meat from South Africa from trade suppliers, but even then not that much, because the british beef/pork/lamb/chicken etc labeling is worth so much to us. So no, i dont want skinny cows raised on reclaimed rainforest, with visable bones providing my meat thank you very much. I'm looking at the field that supplies my local butcher and local supermarket outside my window. I'm just off for a Rib-Eye....

    8. Re:don't forget the market of fungible commodities by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      i doubt it's from different countries, however they already mix together hundreds of animals to make the patty meat so tracking down tainted meat is almost impossible already.

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    9. Re:don't forget the market of fungible commodities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McDonald's has contracts with different meat packing plants and their own inspectors on site. This was made necessary after several lawsuits from problems with bad meat. These contracts are extremely lucrative so the meat packers in question make sure to be careful with meat for McDonald's. Unfortunately the stuff that doesn't measure up finds it's way to taco bell. Have you ever seen that stuff they use in their food? Hard to believe that was ever part of a cow. I know that the local chicken processor also has a special line just for Chik-fil-a that is picky as hell. This contract is a big payer and they basically kiss Chik-fil-a's ass. Even the pallets the chicken ships on have to be perfect, no splinted boards. The bulk sale chicken isn't so nice.

  54. Nothing Sounds Better... by tetrahedrassface · · Score: 1

    Than a nice MEATSHAKE...

    Wait, maybe not..

  55. Oh but... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    Orwell went to Eton, so he's literature. (And yes, I agree. Orwell was writing about a dismal, dark dystopia which was actually meant to be the BBC. The question is, why would anyone want to read about a dismal, dark dystopia with no flashes of insight? ++!interesting.)

    Also, Kornbluth sadly died young, before Kingsley Amis (writing in the UK) argued for the respectability of science fiction.

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  56. The meek are inheariting the earth. by orphiuchus · · Score: 0

    And by meek I mean pussies. I'm sure this will sell great, even if it tastes like garbage and costs hundreds of times what real meat does. Anything to keep all the poor little animals from being harmed.

    1. Re:The meek are inheariting the earth. by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Hmm, if it tastes like chicken, OK. If it tastes like pussy, then it may need more work...

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    2. Re:The meek are inheariting the earth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feed my troll fresh meat...

  57. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Agreed. It's just an advertisement. My karma being good enough that I can, and do, disable adverts, it seems like a violation.

  58. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by PwnzerDragoon · · Score: 2

    It wouldn't bother me so much if it didn't show the top downloads. As it is now, all I ever see are the same four projects every time, all of which I already knew about. I suspect 95% of the other people who see it already knew about them before, too. All in all, rather pointless.

  59. Jury's out by smcdow · · Score: 1

    I'm not touching the stuff until

    • I see an assay of the fatty acids in the meat/fat. If there's too much PUFA, forget it. (Too much defined as >4%).
    • I can get an 75/25 ground. Anything leaner is just not worth the trouble.
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  60. What color would it be? by leoaloha · · Score: 1

    I mean, would it still be soylent green? Or just soylent lime-green

  61. Re:Moo'nsantoo... by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

    If it cannot moo, then it isn't real meat...

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  62. Dairy is totally pushing it by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    Milk cows have to be allowed pregnancies to keep producing milk. What happens to all those calves? (Disclaimer: we buy all our meat in small quantities from a sustainable producer. We don't eat much meat, but what we do is of very high quality). If the USA changed direction from quantity to quality, a lot of problems would evaporate.

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    1. Re:Dairy is totally pushing it by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2

      Mmmmmmm... veal...

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    2. Re:Dairy is totally pushing it by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I use a similar line to squick my mother about her 'free range' eggs. In the egg industry, half of all chicks are worthless, as they turn out to be male. Not only meaning no eggs, but not so well-behaved as the hens for meat production too. So for every egg-producing hen, there is a significent lack of a cock... they get killed immediatly after sexing, in the most efficient industrial-line process that could be designed. The industry calls it "instantaneous euthanasia" to try to hide exactly how because the process, while essentially painless due to the sheer speed, is also so violently messy that it would make many potential customers feel ill or - even worse - stop buying eggs.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/01/chicks-being-ground-up-al_n_273652.html -- Some of those smug hippie activist types managed to get a hidden camera in.

    3. Re:Dairy is totally pushing it by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      This

      I've been vegetarian for 18 years and thought free range eggs were all fine and dandy until about a month or two ago when someone finally explained this to me. Now adjusting slowly over to vegan.

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    4. Re:Dairy is totally pushing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been vegetarian for 18 years and thought free range eggs were all fine and dandy

      Eggs are not a vegetable.

    5. Re:Dairy is totally pushing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been vegetarian for 18 years and thought free range eggs were all fine and dandy

      Eggs are not a vegetable.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovo-lacto_vegetarianism

    6. Re:Dairy is totally pushing it by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Hmm.... no meat, no eggs, no dairy. So what exactly is it that distinguishes them from vegans?

    7. Re:Dairy is totally pushing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can wear fur and leather while hunting and fishing? :)

    8. Re:Dairy is totally pushing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:Dairy is totally pushing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    10. Re:Dairy is totally pushing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  63. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Agreed. It's just an advertisement. My karma being good enough that I can, and do, disable adverts, it seems like a violation.

    It's an easy one-word fix. All Slashdot needs to do is add the word "occasionally" in front of "disable advertising".

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  64. Edible insects by xaxa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's predicted that meat will be too expensive for most of the world's population by 2050, and some scientists have proposed that westerners should eat insects instead. See entomophagy.

    I'd quite like to try some of the big insects. I've tried some tiny ones (waxworms and crickets) and found them tasteless except for the sauce they were served in.

    Insects have some advantages over mammals, birds and fish. They like to live in colonies, which is good for factory farming. They're very high in protein -- sometimes as much as 70%, compared to about 15% by mass for a cow. They take a lot less energy to produce. And many humans already eat them, unlike in-vitro muscle.

    1. Re:Edible insects by DesScorp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's predicted that meat will be too expensive for most of the world's population by 2050, and some scientists have proposed that westerners should eat insects instead.

      We've heard this Malthusian nonsense for two centuries now, and not only is it still not true, there's more abundance of food (including meat) than ever before, even with a population hitting 7 billion. As long as there are free markets, there will be enough food. Farmers and companies will find a way.

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    2. Re:Edible insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep telling yourself that. Your faith in markets is misplaced: as the man said "anyone who believes exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world is either a madman or an economist."

      The only reason we've been able to fend off Malthus for this long is because we've had available cheap energy to do so. Unfortunately, it is not sustainable as we're blowing through our inheritance - and the Age of Fossil Fuels will eventually come to an end with the inevitable downsizing in population. Maybe we can soft-land if we play it smart, but I don't see any sign of that yet.

      (captcha: predate)

    3. Re:Edible insects by KhazadDum · · Score: 1

      Yes... By making reconstituted (ie fake) proteins into patties!

      One way or another, this fake meat is getting in the food supply.

    4. Re:Edible insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have never seen how your chicken breast gets to the super market. Cheap chicken is 'grown' inhumane. Those birds get fed up and power-grown in weeks, have horrible lives and just are mis-treated.

      Chicken-chicks are picked and destroyed because they may be the wrong sex, just hours or days after birth.

      Farmers and companies hopefully won't find a way to make things worse for animal life.

      Also, two centuries ago, we didn't have demand for meat as high as it is now. Just like oil wil run out, we also have meat 'run out' as there simply isn't enough room to 'grow' all this meat, even in inhumane ways.

      Disclaimer: I'm not a vegetarian or any of the sort, but do try to buy biological etc as much as I financially can.

    5. Re:Edible insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason we've been able to fend off Malthus for this long is because we've had available cheap energy to do so.

      There's still the available, cheap energy from the Sun.

    6. Re:Edible insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's still the available, cheap energy from the Sun.

      Yeah, that's our income - the cheap fossil fuel energy is the solar inheritance we're squandering.

      Guess what we used before fossil fuels? Solar-- by way of plants fed to work animals and wood burned in stoves and steam engines. We had to switch to coal because the wood supply was tapped.

      Of course, we can convert solar directly to electricity, which is a good idea, but electricity is only good for certain applications.

      In 2010, the US added a little less than a gigawatt of solar generation capacity. A million barrels of oil is equivalent to 73GW per day, and the US goes through about 20 million barrels of oil a day, so you see the gap.

      Plus, it takes energy to get energy - building all that solar capacity demands an investment of energy that will only get harder to obtain. See The Energy Trap.

    7. Re:Edible insects by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      It's predicted that meat will be too expensive for most of the world's population by 2050, and some scientists have proposed that westerners should eat insects instead.

      Which is more likely; the richest and well armed civilizations dropping meat for bugs, or the richest and well armed civilizations reducing the competition for meat? Like it or not, wars have been fought over resources, food being one of them.

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    8. Re:Edible insects by jmottram08 · · Score: 2

      To be fair, daily meat is probably too expensive for most of the worlds population now.

    9. Re:Edible insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      People who suggest that eating insects is necessary to "get protein" have no idea about the vegetarian or vegan diet. Really, there's no need whatsoever to eat insects. But I guess the "if we don't have meat we must eat insects!" makes sense for meat eaters, so it's repeated ad infinitum.

    10. Re:Edible insects by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Free markets can be powerful things, but they cannot change the laws of physics. There has to be a limit. Even if they build giant dome-fields to reduce water loss, artifically increase the CO2 level inside and apply artificial sunlight at night... though by that point, food would be very expensive.

    11. Re:Edible insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And people thought "Let them eat cake" was poorly received....

    12. Re:Edible insects by Walter+Carver · · Score: 1

      Malthus understood the meaning of the exponential increase.

  65. Mystery meat by kimvette · · Score: 1

    I guess now we know what mystery meat is. :-)

    Thanks, but no thanks. I'll stick with lamb, cow, bison, goat, and other natural meat sources. Animals are tasty! :)

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  66. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if it is going to be there, show us "up and coming" stuff, not the same top apps that are generally always going to have those spots.

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  67. If it is Cheaper and Tastes Bettter . . . by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    . . . it will be sold. There is no morality on the bottom line.

    1. Re:If it is Cheaper and Tastes Bettter . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the fast food chains would be the first to pick it up as they require less qualitative meat (burgers). I would welcome this change, as i care about sentient beings and not making them suffer unnecessarily.

      This might also open up the possibility of offering a bigger range of exotic meats.

    2. Re:If it is Cheaper and Tastes Bettter . . . by shaitand · · Score: 1

      It'll be sold if its cheaper and tastes worse.

  68. But What would PETA do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's not animals, you'd be giving PETA a hard job...maybe even a rebranding: People for the Ethical Treatment of Substitute meats (PETS)

    1. Re:But What would PETA do? by Bill+Dog · · Score: 2

      "Meat is my friend, not my food"?

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  69. Re:Sad, but the biologist's energy is misdirected. by Lockyy · · Score: 1

    So you are suggesting that every single biologist/chemist/scientist in the world should get together, write a very long list of all the problems in the world ordered by importance. And then go down the list from 1 to n, all working on the exact same problem at the same time?

  70. Cultivation by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    So how do you get the nutrients to cultivate the lab-grown meat?

  71. Better off Ted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the research labs. "It tastes like despair."

  72. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by bcrowell · · Score: 1

    Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting this! It wouldn't be such a big deal if it didn't push everything else down so you don't see it, or if you could turn it off.

  73. It's real meat by meerling · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not fake, artificial, or synthetic. It is cultured meat. I guess you could even call it vat meat, sci-fi has since before I was born.
    But in no way shape or form is it fake/artificial/synthetic. It was just grown without the rest of the animal.

    For those of you that think it would be a generic meat slurry, that's not correct either. It would actually be chicken, or beef, or mutton, or albacore tuna, or whatever species provided the cell sample for that batch. It's true that diet of the animal changes the meat flavors (some species more than others), but that can be duplicated by changing the nutrient feed.
    Again, this isn't a new idea, and some people have thought a lot about it, even though they didn't have the technology to do it yet. Three big things seem to keep coming up as it's big points. Efficiency, Product Control, No animal slaughters.

    Would I eat it? You know, the opportunity hasn't arisen, but I'd be willing to give it a try.
    At the moment, it's in kind of a primitive state, but eventually I'd expect those products to be of a higher quality than the old style.
    Although the first person to request a 'test tube steak' needs to get hit with a cutting board to the face, unless they're 12, in which case it's to be expected. :)

    Oh, one final thought for you. I know this idea seems strange at first, but really, do you actually know what you are eating right now? Do you actually claim to know what a twinkie is made of? Or for that matter, what is Disodium Inosinate, TBHQ, or Acesulfame Potassium? Sure you can find out, but you haven't, and yet you eat foods with these and many other 'mystery' ingredients all the time. So why raise a huge fuss over actual chicken meat that was grown a lab as opposed to a poop covered chicken hutch? Think about it.

    1. Re:It's real meat by cvtan · · Score: 1

      My college roommate grew up on a farm in Chestertown, NY. As a result of his exposure to chickens and how they were raised, he felt they were so disgusting that he would never eat them. Your comment about the chicken hutch brought back memories.

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    2. Re:It's real meat by xmundt · · Score: 1

      Greetings and Salutations....
                Some good points here. I would give it a try, actually, if for no other reason, to see if cultured meat has a different texture. Also, what about fat content? It seems to me that this would be pure protein, which could make it great for use in sausages, etc.
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    3. Re:It's real meat by jmottram08 · · Score: 1
      Chicken meat is the culmination of scores of different types of cells arranged in a macroscopic arrangement that you cant easily reproduce without growing a whole chicken.

      Is "vat" meat bad? No, but to claim that it will be no different than chicken is kinda misunderstanding its strengths, which is the ability to grow one type of cell en masse. As someone already stated, this technique would be great for ground beef, and horrible for steak.

    4. Re:It's real meat by noodler · · Score: 1

      You're incorrect.
      It would be a collection of muscle cells.
      Meat is something different.
      Meat is those cells but then trained for years, drenched in the animals blood, supplemented with the animals fat.
      Meat is a combination of the cells with other factors and grown in a very specific environment (hint: not a petri dish).

      I've seen a program about this some months ago on the dutch telly.
      The main problem, the scientists claimed, was that it doesn't taste like meat.
      They are now in a process of trying tomake the cells do a work-out.
      This involves electrical stimulation of the tissue.
      A problem with this is that it costs energy and still does not make 'meat'.
      Another problem is texture.
      The cells do not arrange themselfs into muscle fibers by themselfs.
      All they have now is these gelatinous plaques of cells.

      So this is nothing like the thing we know as meat.
      It is just part of meat, but misses most of the noticeable properties.

  74. Conservation of mass? by l00sr · · Score: 1

    It seems to me easier to stack 3000 sheets of lab meat than it is to first fold 3000 sheets of lab meat 12 times, then glue together the resulting 3000 hamburger-thick columns of meat into a patty of normal thickness and diameter... or alternatively, to grow a 100 sq. foot sheet and carefully fold it over 12 times to create a single hamburger.

  75. "Meat", by Paul McAuley by Guppy · · Score: 2

    A short story about a future trade in cloned Celebrity Meat:
    http://www.omegacom.demon.co.uk/meat.htm

    Like a lot of cleaners, I started out in public health, running DNA analyses in a forensic laboratory. That was ten years ago, when the meat trade was at its height. We were processing ten thousand samples a day. Most were fakes. 'Princess Di' for instance, was originally a basal cell cancer excised from a fifty-eight-year-old Albanian woman, but it didn't stop the meatleggers moving twenty tonnes of product. Then fans started doing their own DNA analyses, and growing their own supplies. Once someone has started a cloned cell line, anyone with an incubator, access to a few common biochemicals, and basic knowledge about cell culture can keep it going indefinitely. By the time I joined one of the vat-busting teams, most of the meat we were chasing was one hundred per cent genuine cloned celebrity. As soon as anyone managed to get a viable scrap of tissue, that was it. The meat was out there. The only way to stop it was to bust the places where it was grown.

    1. Re:"Meat", by Paul McAuley by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      That story concept is so full of awesome, I can't stand it. You could have contests in your home town, like we do now with homebrew beer, which housewife tastes the best? "Hey, Mildred, that burger is YOU!" and the resulting LOLS. Imagine if an outsider walked into that situation, the revelation would be most interesting. More interesting if you couldn't get enough of Mildred burgers, and went to the source.

    2. Re:"Meat", by Paul McAuley by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      "Hey, Mildred, that burger is YOU!" and the resulting LOLS

      This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Eat Me!"

      A little more Douglas Adams into it.

  76. Wait till the meat hybrids arrive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slig for dinner anyone?

  77. It definitely sounds more appetizing than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the meat substitute made from sewage (a.k.a human feces).

  78. Million Dollar Prize by Xacid · · Score: 1

    You know...if you already do all the hard work and essentially make it profitable. But hey, a million is a million: http://www.peta.org/features/In-Vitro-Meat-Contest.aspx

  79. Say no to externally induced apoptosis! by Hartree · · Score: 3, Funny

    They have the right to control their own lives. But much of the time the signal comes from outside them! You have them so oppressed and in the slave mindset that they nearly always obey your order to die. They release those caspases to rip their own genetic material apart just for your sick pleasure.

    In fact, when they don't you often call them derogatory names, like cancer.

  80. Franken-food by sauge · · Score: 1

    Talk about taking Franken-food to the next level - geesh!

  81. I like it cause it tastes good! by B1ackbeard · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I don't care where it comes from as long as it tastes like the real deal and doesn't have negative effects on our health.

  82. Foghorn Leghorn: "It's a joke, son!" by Hartree · · Score: 1

    Believe me, AC. If Im going to troll, it's going to be a whole lot more subtle than that. ;)

  83. Finally, that KFC urban legend can become true. by AbRASiON · · Score: 2

    You know the one the "chicken" is now grown in vats? Awesome.

  84. Not very credible by Alcanazar · · Score: 1

    Considering some farm animals can convert two pounds of feed into more than a pound of food, a 60% savings means that 0.8 pounds of feed could become a pound of feed. It's as plausible as a perpetual motion machine. Besides, where I live, most of the cattle graze on grass, which I can't digest.

  85. Soylent petri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this somehow makes it okay to eat meat, I wonder: what about cannibalism? Would it be okay to eat human tissue grown in vats? Will humanity finally do away with the taboo that created so many psycho killers? Will soylent green have a different ending?

  86. No more cows... by fadethepolice · · Score: 1

    I feel bad for the cows, who will go the way of draught horses very quickly. It has been a long and prosperous partnership between us. For that we will now stop feeding them and providing them with land.

  87. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    I use adblock plus with the extra add-on called "element hiding helper" and just selected the box and added it to the list of things to block. It's like it was never there.

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  88. My name is Petrie by eyenot · · Score: 1

    And I think this will be popular just because I think you all rather enjoy talking about eating my meat. It's not spelled the same but most people pronounce them both the same. So anyways. Yeah, please, eat my meat. This wine is my blood. LOL. Eat my Petrie meat. Too grand.

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  89. Religious implications? by cvtan · · Score: 1

    So if you belong to a culture/religion that does not allow eating pork, for example, would you be allowed to eat synthetic pork since it didn't come from a pig?

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    1. Re:Religious implications? by shaitand · · Score: 2

      I suppose that depends on WHY your culture/religion does not allow eating pork. If the reason is because a pig suffers then yeah. If the reason is 'cuz god says so' yer pretty much screwed.

  90. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

    No, it's an easy one-filter fix.

    slashdot.org##div#my_forgebox

  91. This stuff is *grown* on meat products by nbauman · · Score: 1

    Standard tissue culture techniques grow cells on fetal calf serum -- that is, blood serum taken from fetal calves, which are found in slaughterhouses when pregnant cows are slaughtered. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_calf_serum

    If we stopped slaughtering animals, they couldn't grow this stuff in vitro. So this isn't a vegetarian solution. It isn't even a low-resource solution.

    AFAIK, it's not possible to grow animal cells in culture media entirely from plant sources.

    Anybody know otherwise?

  92. Saw this in a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, have you not seen Temple of Doom?!

  93. No information by moniker127 · · Score: 2

    If it tastes like meat, I'm all for it. But it doesn't say what it tastes like. But how could it possibly taste good? It may well be chemically identical to real meat, but I will bet dollars to soy based corn oil fried pastry replacements that it will taste like concentrated butthole. What is so wrong with normal, delicious, non factory meat? IM FROM MURIKA, SON, THATS WITH AN M. THE M STANDS FOR MEAT. WHERE IS IT?!

  94. In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by definate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This sounds awesome. I love meat, best part of any meal, however I don't like the whole killing cattle thing, but it's a necessary evil for me, as I'm not willing to give it up. However, this would be the best of both worlds.

    It will be able to be mass manufactured in large quantities, and hopefully cheaply. It reduces energy usage. Reduces carbon emissions. Reduces land usage.

    These are all HUGE wins. As long as food companies get serious on it (which they likely would), then you can get flawless, tasty steaks, for cheap as fuck. I don't care if it's not "authentic", I wan't my pseudo-lamb meat!

    My guess is it would take a while before they were able to get it up to the mass manufacturing stage, and even further before they're producing meat with the nice tasting fat, and other impurities. Though, once it's at the mass manufacturing stage, people will start eating it, mainly people who like gamey meat though.

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    1. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I agree, I don't see the downside at all. Almost all the ethical and economic benefits of veganisim* in a tasty steak? Sign me up!

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    2. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by rpbird · · Score: 1

      Taste. I don't eat beef much anymore, because of the taste. I grew up in a small town in western Kansas ranch country, where we got our beef from a small local slaughterhouse/butcher shop. The cattle were mostly from small ranches, pasture-fed....burgers from such animals tasted like they were made in heaven. The grass the cattle grew up eating gave the meat a great, unique taste that grain-fed stockyard beef can't equal. I've never had "range chicken" but I imagine it must taste similarly flavorful. I'm all in favor of tissue-culture beef, but if they don't work on the taste, I'll go veggie. Either that, or buy steak-sauce by the pallet-load.

    3. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      TFA doesn't say anything about the source of the culture medium -- in all such stories I've read in the past, it was animal-derived, so I maintain a wait-and-see stance. Even if cultured meat hits the market that isn't fed on, well, meat, I don't know that I'd want the health issues of going back to eating animal products. Ever have a percutanous nephrolithotomy? I can't recommend it.

    4. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Guess what happens to all the animals being raised for meat once synthmeat starts driving down the prices. They get slaughtered to cut feed prices.

    5. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I'm all in favor of tissue-culture beef, but if they don't work on the taste, I'll go veggie

      I still don't see the downside! :)

      I enjoy my meat, but I still think vegetarianism is the best way to go. If that's your choice, all the better.

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    6. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you've already transitioned to a meat free diet you should certainly stick with that. In theory I think this would be a better alternative for meat eaters, not for vegetarians.

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    7. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by definate · · Score: 1

      That's fine. I could see that eventually cows will only be in zoo's, but that's okay.

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    8. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ONLY if it will contain good piece of artificial fat attached to it!!!
      Heck, no fat? - NOT INTERESTED!

    9. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      Not to forget that the domesticated animals that usually end up on our tables will be able to live a life that isn't based on a slavery mechanism that determines their every aspect right until their calculated butchering. Just like the car freed the horse; chicken, pigs and cows will be freed by the meat assembly line.
      Still the idea of having a cow pet instead of a horse or riding pigs in a race with your mates amuses.

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    10. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...I don't like the whole killing cattle thing, but it's a necessary evil for me, as I'm not willing to give it up..."

      Humans are all about me, me, me. You're not willing to give it up, but I bet the cattle are.

      Anonymous Alien

    11. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by mangu · · Score: 1

      Ever have a percutanous nephrolithotomy? I can't recommend it.

      Never heard of it. But I know someone who broke an ankle because she stumbled on a crack in the pavement. Spent four months in bed and needed crutches to walk for over a year afterwards.

      It turned out that due to her vegan diet her body had a serious calcium deficit. To absorb calcium into bones we need some enzymes that come from animal products, such as beef and fish. Without those enzymes one needs to eat a surplus of calcium and that could have side effects, such as kidney and gall bladder stones.

      I prefer to stick to my varied omnivorous diet. We evolved that way over millions of years and it's not a new fangled diet based on philosophical concepts that will change the way our digestive system works.

    12. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by definate · · Score: 1

      Damn straight! It's gotta taste good. LOL.

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    13. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Texture will be the biggest hurdle for anything that doesn't resemble ground beef. The muscle fiber structures contribute quite a bit to the whole experience.

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    14. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      They would be slaughtered anyway.

    15. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I don't like the whole killing cattle thing

      Why not? Everything dies sooner or later, and they're killed mercifully. What I don't like is the inhumane conditions food animals are raised in (the greenhouse gas thing bothers me some, too). But like you, I'm not going to stop eating meat.

      The only downside I can see to meat grown in vitro is it makes unnecessary Douglas Adams' animal that not only wants to be eaten, but is capable of telling you so. But that's a minor price to pay.

      As to the "killing the cattle" thing, a friend of mine used to raise a few hogs. One of the hogs bit him, he said that pig was the best tasting pork he ever ate. Dinner and revenge all in one! Pigs are mean, nasty, vicious animals. Don't cry for the dead pigs.

    16. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mention "tasty steaks" you do realize that the fat is what gives meat the juiciness and flavor. I'd be interested to see how well the meat does fat wise.
       
      Then you also have the issue of what happens to the animal species as a whole. Assuming we make the switch to artificial meats, what happens to livestock? Will they be solely slaughtered for their hides alone now? At least with current practices 100% of the animal is used, from horn to hoof. I have no issues with raising and killing animals for food as long as the animal is not wasted, otherwise that is just a waste of the animal and in a sense disrespectful to something that gave it's life that you may continue. I'd rather see livestock continue to be used as a food source.

    17. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I finally figured out why my grandmother's fried chicken was so good when I was a child -- my grandparents raised the chickens from eggs. My friend Mike used to raise hogs, which he fed a mixture of hog feed and ice cream mix, and that was some DAMNED good pork.

      It seems if they get the nutrients right, this petrimeat might actually come close to your range fed beef in its taste. What's more likely is that it will be as nasty as a McBurger but people will just get used to it like they did McBurgers.

      Look at how bad store-bought tomatos are; no taste at all. Most food is like that. I thought I didn't like peas, but discovered what I didn't like was canned peas.

    18. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I don't know that I'd want the health issues of going back to eating animal products. Ever have a percutanous nephrolithotomy?

      Never had a kidney stone, nobody in my family has ever had one. Ever had a vitrectomy? No surgical procedure is fun. I'd far prefer having a needle shoved into my kidney than one shoved into my eyeball. And wikipedia says that meat isn't the only cause of kidney stones.

      Dietary factors that increase the risk of stone formation include low fluid intake, and high dietary intake of animal protein, sodium, refined sugars, fructose and high fructose corn syrup[5], oxalate, grapefruit juice, apple juice, and cola drinks.[6]

      Looks to me like HFCS is far more dangerous than meat if you're prone to kidney stones, and if you drink enough water you won't get them at all. Substituting Pepsi for water is begging for a percutanous nephrolithotomy.

    19. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by squidflakes · · Score: 1

      That won't be a problem. Its not like the stem cells are growing in to a meat-like mush. If they are making muscle cells, then you're going to get all of the texture of muscle, because you will be eating muscle.

      The real trick is to figure out the marbling.

    20. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      To absorb calcium into bones we need some enzymes that come from animal products, such as beef and fish. Without those enzymes one needs to eat a surplus of calcium and that could have side effects, such as kidney and gall bladder stones.

      Ironically, the percutanous nephrolithotomy is a procedure for removing kidney stones.

    21. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      My cystine stone formation slowed dramatically when I went off dairy. My dumbass sister has the same condition, but still pounds back meat like friggin' crazy, and continues to form stones at a substantially higher rate. Oxalate intake (don't forget spinach and chocolate) is only an issue for people with calcium oxalate stones. The different types of stones have different dietary implications. For cystine, animal protein matters for sure: it tends to decrease urinary pH, which increases precipitation of cystine. The methionine in milk products is metabolized into cystine. Anyone who drinks Pepsi products gets what they deserve. Water intake is an important factor in reducing precipitation of sparingly-soluble salts and acids, but claiming that anyone who drinks enough won't get them is naive. I drink at least a gallon a day, and I still form stones (wanna see pictures?). Nonstop water intake isn't going to change the genetic defect in my tubules.

    22. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      The environment around stems cells is important to how the cells they create develop - unless you have quite a selection of niches, I'm afraid you'll get a homogeneous mass of muscle cells with little differentiation like that in real beef. More power to them, but it's gotta be like Matrix steak - it's gotta taste and feel like the real thing before I'll choose it.

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    23. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by definate · · Score: 1

      You didn't even read my whole post? It wasn't even that long!

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    24. Re:In-Vitro Muscle Cells, It's What Human's Crave by mangu · · Score: 1

      If she'd eaten less protein and not been a woman, she probably would've been fine

      It was an MD specialized in orthopedy and traumatology who diagnosed her osteoporosis as being caused by her vegan diet. According to him, a vegan diet is very delicate and must be carefully tuned to the individual metabolism.

      Funny thing is that her identical twin was my coworker. Apart from their faces, they didn't seem sisters. They were in their mid-forties and the vegan twin seemed ten years older than her sister who ate everything. She was overweight, had grayish, nearly white hair, while her sister had black hair with just a few white strands and a perfect figure for her age. Since I often had lunch with her I know she didn't diet, she just ate everything in normal amounts.

      An anecdote isn't data, of course, but these twin sisters would be a perfect argument against veganism.

  95. Line of thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this is in my view what is wrong: Being vegetarian or vegan or whatever is only viewed from an ethical perspective, i.e. people that don't eat meat do it just because of those ethical reasons. Almost never is that lifestyle viewed as being the much more energy and resource preserving choice. As in this summary, the no-meat choice is labeled as something directly linked to ethical views, which is not always the case. There are huge energy and resource related issues with todays meat production that nobody really wants to take in, no matter the ethical component of it. Much of the benefits described in the end of this article are so staggering just because the livestock industry is so hideously demanding, not because the method is incredibly effective.

    1. Re:Line of thought by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If you live a vegan lifestyle, you are using an unacceptable amount of energy and petrochemicals. You need to eat a diet that is both ecologically and nutritionally balanced, and that includes meat.

  96. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by bcrowell · · Score: 1

    Awesome!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!

  97. Garbage in, garbage out by CityZen · · Score: 1

    The concept is okay, but I'm sure there will be issues with the execution. Companies will attempt to grow this stuff using the lowest-cost possible inputs, and the result will more than likely not be something that you'd want to put into your body. Garbage in, garbage out. Think of farmed fish, for instance. While it could be a good idea, the reality is that fish farmers use the cheapest possible fish feed (often including waste products from other animal industries) and try to maximize the number of fish per pen. The result is lots of diseased fish in a small volume, so then they add in the antibiotics... and things go downhill from there.

  98. Like antibiotics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dirty little secret no one is talking about is that these muscle cells are utterly dependent on a working immune system to survive. If one microbe gets into the culture (which it will), it's all over, unless you saturate the works with antibiotics. So, now you have another way to get your antibiotics, AND the attendant superbugs that go along with their widespread (ab)use.

  99. It's Almost Too Easy by ks*nut · · Score: 1

    Meat, it's what is not for dinner for me. Ever.

  100. Soy-lent Green is... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    ... delicious!

  101. I wish there was more info on this... by shaitand · · Score: 1

    I wish there was more information on how to culture and harvest these cells. 8 dishes of protein to one dish of fat cells.

    Even better would be the ability to grow complete muscles. Don't think steak, think veal filet mignon!

  102. Deconstructing Hartree: by Hartree · · Score: 1

    Well, yeah. Line one is mostly straw man.

    Line two is an emotional appeal to guilt.

    Line 3 and 4, are misdirection and deceit by calling something murder as though it was premeditated (and implying it was unlawful killing, when in fact it's not).

    Line 5 through 7, implying ill gotten gain from suffering that is actually nonexistant. Again, that's an appeal to guilt.

    Line 8, reduction of an entire complex entity, a life, to being solely for one tiny thing. A bit like saying, the US spends hundreds of billions on defense just to protect a blade of grass in YOUR back yard. Both use the same fallacy.

    The last line links all this ridiculousness to something that sometimes sounds a little like this, but is in actuality pretty unrelated.

    I see most of these used slightly less blatantly every day, online, in daily life, and in politics. Sadly, those using them are usually quite earnest.

    Finally, there's an old saying from usenet that no ironic humor can be so blatant that someone won't take it seriously. That gets proven repeatedly here on slashdot. ;)

  103. Chicken..good! by goga7 · · Score: 1
    The first thought popped into my head after reading this article:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tg3-93jKvc

    Man, I can't wait until it will be this easy to get chicken.

  104. I'm confused... is this really animal-les meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the OP's description: "... meat that was cultured in a petri dish, and was never part of a live animal"
    From the article: "Using stem cells harvested from leftover animal material from slaughterhouses..."

    Seems like leftover slaughterhouse animal material may contain some animal material. Is the description wrong?

  105. Human vat-grown meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look up "The Food of the Gods" (Arthur C Clarke short story) from 1961. It was also published in The Wind from the Sun. He actually thought of this very topic!

  106. No Cows Soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the vegetarians final end-game to ensure that there's only humans and vegetables left on the planet? That way land won't be "wasted".

    I mourn the potential loss of cows once they become useless to us humans. I think they have been symbiotic with many peoples of the world for some time.

  107. Dang another thing Star Trek got right?? by bigdogpete · · Score: 1

    So do we create this stuff because it was on Star Trek? Here is another invention that was featured on Star Trek many many moons ago.

  108. Tampering with Genetics by neurosine · · Score: 1

    Please travel down the slippery slope with me...isn't it possible that since replications invariably have some degree of error, that eventually this cloning of meat will lead us into a situation where we can no longer eat the cloned meat due to the lack of ability to reconcile global deleterious mutations in humans with those that might occur but can't possibly be accounted for in bovine populations? I don't know. I'm just asking.

  109. Kibo by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new animal 57 overlords.

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  110. Re:Sad, but the biologist's energy is misdirected. by fatphil · · Score: 1

    That problem's got a solution using millennia-old technology:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durex

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  111. Great Article by techzarinfo · · Score: 1

    Nice post

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  112. human flesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will be especially beneficial for cannibals, as now they can legally grow their human flesh..
    so all your cannibals out there, get out of your closet !

  113. Re:Offtopic - please make the sourceforge thing go by Inda · · Score: 1

    And yet they took the poll off the front page ages ago... I've now forgotten it exists.

    Old school ./ version one is use.

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  114. But what about.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..when they sell meat grown from human stem cells?

    When I was a kid I read a short story set in a future where all meat was artificially grown.. then company came a long with a new hit meat product... the problem was it turned out to be artificial human flesh....

  115. What about fat content? by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    A cultured meat is just one specific type of cell. A great steak is many types of muscle cells and fax mixed together and has a resulting texture and flavor depending on the method of cooking. We are decades away from self growing bags of sirloin or chuck roast.

    What is more exciting is the work that has been done making organs. Scientists discovered that organs have a clear gelatin like scaffolding that we don't know how to grow yet but we can take an organ that already exists from an animal or human and wash it clean of cells. They can then graft stem cells on the organ which conform to the scaffolding. We can already grow hearts and the hearts will beat and pump blood once activated. Very exciting stuff.

  116. don't mean to be confrontational by nido · · Score: 1

    The premise is that most humans do better eating properly-raised dairy & meat than plant seeds and too many raw vegetables. Most plants need to be cooked because of the anti-nutrients. Even potatoes are problematic because they have so much starch - I can eat starch, but people who want to lose weight need to juice their potatoes and cook that.

    Fruits are great, as long as they're not taken in excess.

    Polyunsaturated oils have been proven to be toxic. Coconut oil is the best plant oil, even though it doesn't have vitamin A. Palm oil is pretty good, but we can get too much beta carotene (very high in unrefined palm oil) too.

    ... the polyunsaturated fatty acids or PUFAs in vegetable seed oils are the bane of human health — they actually cause cancer, diabetes, obesity, aging, thrombosis, arthritis, and immunodeficiencies. Their only appropriate use, he says, is as ingredients in paints and varnishes.

    hth. :)

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    1. Re:don't mean to be confrontational by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1

      No argument here: varied diets with low to moderate intake of cholesterol, fats, and refined sugars are the way to go. Raw food diets are for idiots that want to spend money following trends. But eating uncooked meat is not good for you either.

      To be fair; people that want to lose weight need to eat fewer calories than they burn. It doesn't matter if they eat cardboard or drink nothing but Mountain Dew. To lose weight healthfully is a bit more complicated.

      Palm oil increases the risk of esophageal cancer. Asia has proven an wealth of information about how bad for us processed food is and palm oil is no exception; rates of esophageal cancer went from negligible to as-problematic-as-the-West as soon as it was introduced. (For those that don't know, anything labeled "vegetable oil" probably contains palm oil.) Polyunsaturated oils are not even remotely toxic in moderation. They are readily oxidized fats, making them a preferred energy source for bacteria in the gut. In return for eating these fats, they secrete all sorts of beneficial metabolites. Taking in large quantities, your body will start to absorb them, which human physiology is not a huge fan of.

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  117. Behold Libertarian Idiocy by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 1

    Do you literally believe that the earth can support an infinite human population without any adjustments in lifestyle, ever?

    If not, then guess what? You agree with Malthus in principle. You might disagree about when the population limit will be hit, but you understand that resources are limited and necessary.

    Given the rate that we've been exhausting our natural resources (depleting oil, overfishing the oceans, destroying arable land through climate change), we'll be lucky if we find some radical adaptation to sustain the population. Most likely billions of people will starve and your "free markets" are going to sit back and watch it happen.

  118. Utopian Dreams by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 1

    From the past where anyone not of your own religion, skin colour, or gender were considered non-human and treated accordingly, to today's world where discrimination still happens, but is generally recognized as such within society and strongly discouraged, to a future where everyone is truly equal and discrimination is a thing of the past.

    Human moral progress isn't linear -- it's cyclical. War quickly eliminates the facade of human progress. In any war the enemy must become subhuman to all soldiers, returning mankind to its most base state. The dehumanization of our enemies is necessary for the execution of war because it is the only way soldiers will kill effectively. In war civilians are routinely murdered, mutilated, and raped. Those who object to war or its brutality are isolated, mocked, and can even find the brutality of war turned upon them.

    World Peace isn't dawning. War isn't going away. All it takes is one war to dispel the illusions of human progress.

  119. Half of crop production? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA: "In a world where nearly half of all crop production is used to feed livestock, a move towards artificial meat may be inevitable."

    Is this accurate? Not that it could happen this quickly, but assume that tomorrow we said "OK! Time to go synthetic!". What would happen to the crops industry worldwide? Would the price of other grown crops increase exponentially to cover the loss of revenue from feeding production animals?

    I think the scariest thing for me as I get older is seeing how these possible technological shifts have the potential to destroy certain industries and in turn the livelihood of those involved. Especially considering where the world economy currently rests.

  120. And, cows go extinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If cows are not farmed, and no longer become important to raise, who will bother? Will they become pets? Will they roam free? Or will their numbers just fade away.

    One way to increase the odds of survival of your species is to be eaten by humans.

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  124. Not News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this what Tofu is already?

  125. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see any sourceforge thing.

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  126. We're not naming the meat blob "Bloby!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't 'Better off Ted' predict this?

  127. Some researchers suggest? WTF. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Was the researcher on acid at the time? Seriously.

    BTW 'Some researchers suggest' is guaranteed to precede an unfounded assertion.

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  128. My foods food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You vegetarians won't be eating my food's food anymore!

  129. disagree entirely by nido · · Score: 1

    You've put some words in my mouth, and I disagree with some of your other points.

    No argument here: varied diets with low to moderate intake of cholesterol, fats, and refined sugars are the way to go.

    Cholesterol is important because it's what the hormones are made out of. There's a nice graphic on the "Progestogen" wikipedia page... Refined sugar isn't nearly as bad as starch. HFCS is undesirable because it's made from corn, and there can be significant contaminates.

    Raw food diets are for idiots that want to spend money following trends. But eating uncooked meat is not good for you either.

    I used to eat a lot of raw meat, and it never caused me any trouble, but neither did I notice much of a benefit. Agree that many ppl spend a lot of money on the "raw" trend...

    To be fair; people that want to lose weight need to eat fewer calories than they burn. It doesn't matter if they eat cardboard or drink nothing but Mountain Dew. To lose weight healthfully is a bit more complicated.

    Disagree. People can put on weight with 800 calories/day if they have poor thyroid function, for example. The thyroid gland does not respond favorably to the polyunsaturated oils.

    Palm oil increases the risk of esophageal cancer. Asia has proven an wealth of information about how bad for us processed food is and palm oil is no exception; rates of esophageal cancer went from negligible to as-problematic-as-the-West as soon as it was introduced.

    Palm oil comes from Asia and Africa, so it was never "introduced". Basically: Citation Required.

    (For those that don't know, anything labeled "vegetable oil" probably contains palm oil.)

    In the United States, Vegetable oil is always made from corn, soy, rapeseed, safflower, or a blend.

    Polyunsaturated oils are not even remotely toxic in moderation.

    Says who? I gave a link to "lipid peroxidation", which CANNOT happen when the fat is Saturated.

    They are readily oxidized fats, making them a preferred energy source for bacteria in the gut.

    IF you're an ruminant that has four stomachs, then your digestive system has time and space to biohydrogenate those nasty oils. If you're a single-stomach'd animal, your body fat composition generally reflects the type of fats in your diet

    In return for eating these fats, they secrete all sorts of beneficial metabolites.

    Never heard of this. Link?

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    1. Re:disagree entirely by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1

      Ok, last post, just to clarify a few things. First, I don't get my information from Wikipedia, I get it from journal articles, gastroenterology symposiums and the like, so forgive me for not providing links. What you have to understand is that anecdotal evidence such as "I used to eat a lot of raw meat" is fine for a tongue-in-cheek argument, but does not contract multiple studies on the subject. If you want a recent, popular study someone wrote a book about "The China Study" which was specifically about health, lifespan and the consumption of meat. Second, people can not put on weight eating 800 calories a day if they burn more than that, period. That fact is rooted in second law of thermodynamics. Vegetable oil is not "always" made from anything in particular; it is made from whatever the cheapest oil at the time is. Currently that is predominantly palm oil. The whole reason that they are allowed to call it "vegetable oil" and not list a specific source is that it's composition can change. Lipid peroxidation is also known as "spoiling" and oxidized fats and fatty acids taste terrible because they are toxic. When ingested in their unadulterated form, they are oxidized in a controlled fashion by enzymes, principally via the flora in your gut, without which you would die (Google fecal transplants, it is a fascinating insight into just how dependent humans are on intestinal flora). Saturated fats may not oxidize as easily, but remember that fatty acids also act as and/or elicit hormonal responses that up or down regulate the levels of LDLs, HDLs, and even insulin, which is far more consequential than consuming a partially oxidized fatty acid. Moreover, the assertion that such oxidation increases the need for vitamin E is predicated on the fact that vitamin E is a fat-soluble anti-oxidant (i.e., it traps free radicals) and that eating more unsaturated fats will increase the levels of these fats in lipid bi-layers and is by no mean conclusive. In fact, saturated fats are incredibly difficult for the human body to oxidize because most lipase enzymes act on cis alkenes (hence the problem with trans fats). If you have ever heard of "omega fatty acids" and the various other names of monounsaturated fats that people take supplements like fish oil to get in their diets, it is because these are essential nutrients for organs such as the brain (they also regulate LDL/HDL levels, but have a positive impact at moderate levels of consumption). The metabolic cycles of fats are quite fascinating; if you have any background in Chemistry, I suggest "acquiring" an intro Biochemistry text book and reading up on it. The synthetic games that the body plays, like only dealing in even-numbered carbon chains, is a fascinating glimpse at how metabolic systems evolved. Cholesterol does belong to a class of molecules known as steroids, but this is only due to the ring structure; it is a quirk of evolution that animals use the same metabolic pathways to construct them. The purpose of cholesterol is actually to depress the freezing point of lipid membranes, which it does by disrupting the packing of the long-chain (saturated) alkyl chains of the lipids (i.e., it is a structural, material property). For example, the tissue in the hooves of rain deer are extremely rich in cholesterol so that the cell membranes do not freeze in the snow. The steroids that your body uses for hormones are readily synthesized by the body, as is cholesterol. Eating cholesterol in a different matter, as it raises the amount of cholesterol in your blood which can, over time, lead to the buildup of plaque on the walls of the arteries, etc.; you do not need to consume any cholesterol in your diet, though in small amounts it is not harmful... What else, oh, palm oil; yes, it was introduced, not as palm trees, but as a refining process. In fact the technology to extract the oil and the fact that palm leaves are abundant, labor is cheap, etc. lead to cheap palm oil in Asian markets flooding the market, providing a clear case study for its influence on healt

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    2. Re:disagree entirely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second, people can not put on weight eating 800 calories a day if they burn more than that, period. That fact is rooted in second law of thermodynamics.

      They can if it's water weight:

      "The cause of the weight gain in hypothyroid individuals is also complex, and not always related to excess fat accumulation. Most of the extra weight gained in hypothyroid individuals is due to excess accumulation of salt and water.

      Massive weight gain is rarely associated with hypothyroidism. In general, 5-10 pounds of body weight may be attributable to the thyroid, depending on the severity of the hypothyroidism. Finally, if weight gain is the only symptom of hypothyroidism that is present, it is less likely that the weight gain is solely due to the thyroid.

      http://www.thyroid.org/patients/brochures/Thyroid_and_Weight.pdf

    3. Re:disagree entirely by nido · · Score: 1

      A lot of words there. Hope you like eating paint/stain (linseed oil, etc). Good luck with that. I'm going to stick to butter and other foods that humans have been eating for thousands of years.

      Will concede to your point about cheap palm oil being a problem, but I would suspect this is more to the refining process (strips beta carotene) and the relatively high proportion of polyunsaturates (compared to butter/coconut oil) than anything else.

      You may be interested in reading something by Dr. Ray Peat sometime. Perhaps you can answer his question about which experiment proved that polyunsaturated oils are "essential". I too would be interested, so please do drop an email if you know.

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  130. Probably the same by MBraynard · · Score: 1

    Meat from cows is made of molecules.

    Meat from a lab can be made from the same molecules.

    If your tongue and your stomach can't tell the difference, what does it matter? *shrug*