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Against Online Surveillance? You Must Be 'For' Child Porn, Says Legislator

An anonymous reader writes "Following up on yesterday's story about the Canadian government's internet surveillance legislation, one of the bill's proponents is now accusing those who oppose it of standing with child pornographers. Those against the legislation include: Law professor Michael Geist, Open Media, the Canadian Civil Liberties Association, the Council of Canadians and many others. 'Public Safety Minister Vic Toews told a Liberal MP he could either stand with the government or "with the child pornographers" prowling online.' Toews is enjoying his Parliamentary Privilege, which grants him the freedom to say pretty much anything he wants without fear of a slander suit."

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  1. Come on! by AngryDeuce · · Score: 4, Funny

    Won't someone think of the children?!?!?!!?!

    1. Re:Come on! by tysonedwards · · Score: 2

      I think that we have discovered a logical fallacy.

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    2. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People that thinks about or use children too much should be put to jail. That includes Politicians that use that line to take away our rights and pedos.

    3. Re:Come on! by Stargoat · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the United States, we call our logical fallacies Texans. What do you call them in Canada?

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    4. Re:Come on! by Skapare · · Score: 5, Funny

      The pedophiles think of the children all the time.

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    5. Re:Come on! by idontgno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry, Parliamentary Privilege renders the Minister immune to logical fallacy. Or maybe to logic. It's hard to tell.

      What Parliamentary Privilege doesn't immunize The Honorable Mr. Toews from is much-deserved mockery. So let's make sure he gets a full dose of that.

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    6. Re:Come on! by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the United States, we call our logical fallacies Texans. What do you call them in Canada?

      Politicians.

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    7. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      americans

    8. Re:Come on! by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Informative

      Albertans. Imagine Texas with snow, and you have Alberta. Culturally the province is more conservative than most of the US: oil, attempts at privatized health care, silly hats, rodeos, fear of taxation, the whole shebang. Sometimes even the accent!

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    9. Re:Come on! by cod3r_ · · Score: 0

      cmon who scores this funny.. this is not funny..

    10. Re:Come on! by poetmatt · · Score: 2

      We call them politicians in the US, actually.

    11. Re:Come on! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Justice Minister Vic Toews comes from Mennonite-land Manitoba (he is literally a bible belt politician). And he is a divorced philanderer and has fathered children outside his own marriage.

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    12. Re:Come on! by webheaded · · Score: 2

      In the United States, we call our logical fallacies Texans. What do you call them in Canada?

      From my experience with Canadians...Newfies. :p

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    13. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what we learned from this is that he's against child pornography and very much for facism.

      As much as I hate child pornographers, I'd rather stand shoulder to should with them against a facists than stand with a facists. All the verterans of WWI and WWII are now spinning in their graves. I guess the upside of all this is perhaps the mass of all those spinning bodies can be used to produce energy.

    14. Re:Come on! by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      In the United States, we call our logical fallacies Texans. What do you call them in Canada?

      From my experience with Canadians...Newfies. :p

      Careful. We love our Newfies.

    15. Re:Come on! by Kenja · · Score: 1

      They give me pills to stop me thinking about them...

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    16. Re:Come on! by eternaldoctorwho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why, he's the Canadian version of Gingrich!

    17. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't Mennonites opposed to any form of political participation?

    18. Re:Come on! by Champion3 · · Score: 2

      You have never actually been to Alberta, have you?

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    19. Re:Come on! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's a popular central Canadian meme, yes.

    20. Re:Come on! by onkelonkel · · Score: 2

      Actually Mr. Toews is a member of the Conservative Party

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    21. Re:Come on! by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      From my experience with Canadians...Newfies. :p

      No no no ... a Newfoundlander is a paradox, not a logical fallacy.

      They'd gladly give you the shirt off their back, but if they're from a rural area you might have no idea of what they're saying to you. (There are accents there that haven't been spoken in Ireland in 400 years -- sadly, only a couple of Welshman I met on vacation were even more incomprehensible. Mind you, they'd been drinking, but I couldn't even begin to follow what they were saying. I'm honestly not sure if they were speaking English, or joking with me.)

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    22. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oi, you! Watch it, I'm from Texas, and I'm one of the most logically infallible people I know! .........but yeah, we have a lot of those in Texas. XD

    23. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In the United States, we call our logical fallacies Texans. What do you call them in Canada?

      A: Americans

    24. Re:Come on! by Jesse_vd · · Score: 1

      Conservatives (Though most of them are Albertan. Alberta is our Texas)

    25. Re:Come on! by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      I was in Scotland once, and ran into that at a rural area.

      I was about 12 at the time, and I had to ask my pops if they spoke English in Scotland, because I always thought they did (apparently they were).

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    26. Re:Come on! by Jesse_vd · · Score: 0

      I FUCKING WISH!!!! *extra text to allow me to yell*

      /has Mennonite MP

    27. Re:Come on! by Unoriginal_Nickname · · Score: 1

      Well, she's not an Albertan, so she probably can't afford to travel anywhere.

    28. Re:Come on! by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      Yes, because WWII America was so anti government takeover of corporations and their holdings. And they would never move citizens into camps for the sake of security.

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    29. Re:Come on! by KhabaLox · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the United States, we call our logical fallacies Texans. What do you call them in Canada?

      Americans.

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    30. Re:Come on! by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Depends on which exact branch. There's literally dozens of them with quite varying views on almost everything.

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    31. Re:Come on! by msheekhah · · Score: 2

      I represent that remark

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    32. Re:Come on! by FrigBot · · Score: 1

      As an Edmontonian, I was just about to post "Albertans". Yes, this is the Texas of Canada. No sales tax, everyone drives trucks, smoking inside workplaces in spite of the law, workplace injuries/fatalities abound, and machine shops and welding shops doing whatever they want.

    33. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      *extra text to allow me to yell*

      Yet another prime example of Slashdot's lameness filter doing its job and properly labeling posts. Sadly, human stupidity came by and was determined to force that... "addition" to the discussion to occur.

      Really added a lot there, buddy. The capital letters totally helped me hear you better. Listen to the filters sometime, they'll make you look less lame.

    34. Re:Come on! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      Most people have never been to Texas, either.

    35. Re:Come on! by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      I knew there was something off-putting about Manitoba...

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    36. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      French-Canadians!

    37. Re:Come on! by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      I has the same problem in Newcastle - and that *is* in England

    38. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the unfortunate experience of being in dallas Monday - Friday for around 18months straight....

    39. Re:Come on! by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 0

      Newfies. /ducks =)

      One thing I've observed is that every country has their own version of the "south" / "hicks" / "rednecks" where they are made fun for living life at a slower pace -- this permeates their speech, etc. The rest of the country doesn't usually share their love of guns and their lazy approach to solving problems.
      i.e. see "you might be a redneck if" https://www.google.com/search?q=you+might+be+a+redneck+if&tbm=isch

      Guess people like to make fun of other people that are different :-/

    40. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      And conversely, most Texans have never been outside their own state. And despite being dead last in education, dead last in civilization, and dead last in culture, for some reason most of them don't WANT to leave their own state and think everywhere else is a "librul hellhole."

      Hell, they even think they invented barbeque... when it turns out it was imported to Europe (as barbacoa) from the Caribbean and traveled to the Americas with Spanish and French settlers. Not only that, but Texas barbecue is universally a dry, tasteless mess that is only edible by slathering it with a ton of sauce.

    41. Re:Come on! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are more than just Old Order Mennonites or Hutterites. Not all drive a horse and buggy or only work related vehicles. Some actually have cars, go to the malls, and dress just like most other people, etc. But often they are considered 'very religious'. And they are very good business people and as such understand that their riding needs to be represented in government. So not all Mennonites are opposed to political participation.

      I am not Mennonite but I had to do work in a predominantly Mennonite town called Winkler in southern Manitoba a long time ago for about six months (population about 10,000). I rented a place there for the duration of the project. Good people, if a little closed until they get to know you. At the time it was (and it very well still might be) a dry town' except for one beer hall with a 'hillbilly' feel where outsiders felt out of place. About 5 km west is a town called Morden which has a population of around 8,000. The funny thing is that it looked to me like Morden had enough bars for 18,000 people. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.

      The other thing that is kind of funny was the limited family names. Seemed like the list of last names was extremely dominated by around 12 or 14 including names like: Friesen, Thiessen, Kreider, Neufeld, Neudorf, Teichroeb, Enns, Epp, Funk, Hiebert, Hintz, Wall, and few more. In a town of 10,000. And there were a number of favourite first names like Abe. It was funny and sometimes confusing. I think I knew about 3 or 4 Abe Walls, and 2 or 3 Frank Hieberts. It was funny listening to someone getting paged at the facility I was doing work at: "Phone line 6 for Frank Hiebert... the old one, pick up line 6."

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    42. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Canadian Conservative party is exempt from being recognized as politicians?

    43. Re:Come on! by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Must have been the drinking. The guy who taught me to rock climb was a Welshman, and IMHO, his accent wasn't terribly hard to understand.

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    44. Re:Come on! by Rary · · Score: 1

      That's a popular central Canadian meme, yes.

      Trust me, it's based in reality. I'm stuck in the middle of it right now.

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    45. Re:Come on! by notjustanotherhacker · · Score: 1

      Won't someone think of the children?!?!?!!?!

      I think that the problem is that some people think of the children TOO much.

    46. Re:Come on! by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      No, they are exempt from being recognized as Democrats. Maybe you need to view at a lower level.

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    47. Re:Come on! by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Some are even big advocates of massive testosterone doses.

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    48. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Democrats are our conservative party. The Republicans are the batshit insane one.

    49. Re:Come on! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 4, Informative

      This applies more to rural Alberta now. Calgary (nicknamed Cowtown with the world's largest rodeo) for example, has a population of 1.1 million people and the first Muslim mayor of a major city in Canada who is of Ismaili descent. This obviously does not reflect the right wing extremely white Alberta of say a few decades ago (yeah I'm white). Alberta was known for having some supremacist (ahem) clans in the past. They might still exist but definitely are quite rarefied now. But granted, Alberta is a traditionally politically right of centre province. I don't think it has ever elected a left of centre government. And for what it's worth, some people there designate the area from Calgary on south as 'Utah North' due to the huge number of Mormons in the area. But in general, definitely a cowboy province. And yes I lived there before for about 5 years (Calgary).

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    50. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone with no children.

    51. Re:Come on! by Moryath · · Score: 0

      It's like visiting Kentucky then - 5 million people, 5 last names.

    52. Re:Come on! by anarcat · · Score: 1

      Justice Minister Vic Toews [...] is a divorced philanderer and has fathered children outside his own marriage.

      Source?

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    53. Re:Come on! by 3seas · · Score: 1

      If you are a politician, you must be for screwing the people....

    54. Re:Come on! by Moryath · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm sad to see the parent poster marked down - this comment was dead-on accurate. Far too many Texans are far too filled with hubris regarding their own state, and very little regard for their fellow states in the USA or the nations of the rest of the world.

      Hell, their own brain-damaged governor actually started up secession talk when he was pandering to the Tea Party fringe.

      The number of wack-job falsehoods that get tossed around by Texans - including that "they're the only state allowed to fly their flag at equal height to the US flag", that they somehow reserved the right to secede, or that Texas somehow had an economic miracle based on "conservatism" that sheltered it from the recent recession (that third one being more full of manure than your average rancher's livestock pens) - are absolutely insane. And yet they keep on believing them and not realizing that maybe Texas isn't the greatest thing since sliced bread... sigh.

    55. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't know what you are talking, son. Or gal, or whatever youins is behind that anonymity. It says you are a coward. A fitting tittle for a liberal wimp like ya-self.

      Dead last in education? By god darn it, mah boy, we are born again first if you cut out all that liberal brainwashing and that pandering to weakling stuff.

      Dead last in culture? By god be praised, we have the best culture. Our culture is so dog dang it to heck refined that none of you non-Texans can get it. Your minds have gone soft and puddin light from your soft city living and snow fall. Mark my words, global warming, if it weren't a neo-communist-islamic conspiracy, would be a blessing. The heat would put hair on your chest, you ninnies.

      By that standard, why would we want to leave the greatest 268,581 square miles on god's green Earth. Do ya hear me son? or gal, or whatever? We be living in heaven on Earth. There is no need to go elsewhere.

    56. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conservator party member.

    57. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me, the unfortunate experience was all ours while you were in town.

    58. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be nice if, as a balance to the freedom to slander, politicians would have been deemed to have resigned if they use any of the first 15 logical fallicies, along the lines of godwin's law.

    59. Re:Come on! by fredrated · · Score: 1

      We call the anonymous cowards like you.

    60. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize you're parodying them... but you don't know how close you were to talking like them. I had to do a triple take to check for the sarcasm. I've lived here for 5 years and I swear, the people here in Texas are some of the dumbest people I've ever had the misfortune to meet. Thankfully I'll be leaving soon, found a better job programming elsewhere. Goodbye Austin, hello Seattle!

    61. Re:Come on! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Try reading the link in my comment you fucking retard.

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    62. Re:Come on! by greghodg · · Score: 1

      i HATE it when politicians take away our pedos!

    63. Re:Come on! by Macharius · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I lived in the area for three years, and your description is hilariously accurate. The only thing I'd add is that nicknames ("duck boots" comes to mind) were quite prevalent, especially within the greater "Friesen" clan since it's far and away the most common surname. I'm surprised you didn't mention Klassen, since I knew more of them than most of the names on your list.

    64. Re:Come on! by mikael · · Score: 1

      When they did that interview with the guy in Glasgow who fought off the bombers, the English TV news stations ran translations along the bottom of the screen. Even though he was speaking English although in very strong Glaswegian accent.

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    65. Re:Come on! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 0

      Here And try Googling Vic Toews divorce. It's not fucking hard.

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    66. Re:Come on! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Knew I missed one.

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    67. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which link was that?

    68. Re:Come on! by rikkards · · Score: 1

      If there is a reason for anyone in this guys riding not to vote for him the next time, that comment is the best. Terrorists and pedophiles; if you can't come up with a good argument, use those. What a dink.

    69. Re:Come on! by DemonGenius · · Score: 1

      Not to mention he got called out by the valedictorian while getting his honorary doctorate at the University of Winnipeg.

      Oh yeah, most the hyper religious people in Manitoba live in the rural areas, like Steinbach where they just recently got their first liquor store. Don't lump us Winterpeggers in with them :P

    70. Re:Come on! by rikkards · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder if this change in view is because of the influx of non-Albertans for oil jobs. I hear Fort McMurray is the biggest city in Newfoundland.

    71. Re:Come on! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1
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    72. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Albertans can read! (as opposed to Texans).

      Sorry!

    73. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone is thinking of the children....that seems to be the problem that Toews has.

    74. Re:Come on! by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well I figured this would happen after the terrorism meme ran its course. Next up watch as any act which gives the corps or government more power will be given a "protect our childrenz!" name to ensure they can pass it as no politician will want his opponent to be able to come with with ads like this...cue dramatic music..."When congressman porkman was given a chance to protect our children from the criminals that prey on them by passing the "Watch out for the kids" act of 2012 he turned it down and actually worked to block it. if I am elected I will ensure that I, John Kickbackus will ensure that the entire power of the government will be used to watch over our children, our most precious of resources. Won't you help me protect them?" (Kickbackus is surrounded by a bunch of adorable tykes).

      You watch, after they are done ramming down the "protect our precious IP...err children!" crap the next to go will be any tools that can allow privacy or security like Truecrypt. They will have talking heads like Nancy Grace wallpaper the airwaves with pictures of some perv and say "This is nothing but a tool for child molesters!" and then you'll be looking at 10 years for even having a copy of software that the government doesn't have a master key to. Kinda sad how the west spent all that money and lives fighting the great totalitarian communist regimes only to slowly become fascist regimes once the wall fell huh? But I'm sure no matter what happens our corporate master will enjoy immunity and make out like robber barons and as long as the 1% have ever increasing wealth its good right?

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    75. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And good riddance to bad garbage who couldn't take the time to realize how good natured and well meaning all the idiots he can't stand to have known were.

    76. Re:Come on! by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Actually Mr. Toews is a member of the Conservative Party

      Certainly a liar, we all know it's spelled Toes.

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    77. Re:Come on! by freman · · Score: 1

      Pedophiles are *always* thinking of the children.

    78. Re:Come on! by The+Askylist · · Score: 1

      What, they have freedom? Sod the risks - I'll take freedom over safety any day. My safety is my own responsibility, my freedom should be too.

    79. Re:Come on! by freman · · Score: 1

      PS, welcome to Australia, Stephen Conroy tried almost exactly the same line.

    80. Re:Come on! by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      1) -40C in the winter for weeks on end.
      2) Civic and Provincial Government which makes Obama look like 'Strong Leadership'

      At least there is lots of beer and pretty girls!

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    81. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles, but they do however slow down in school zones.

    82. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a member of an ethnic minority living in Calgary, I find it difficult to agree with much of what you said. I think due to the sheer volume of immigrants to Calgary (both white and ethnic), the culture is slowly changing, starting with the youth, and I look forward to being a part of the city 40 years from now. Unfortunately, I, and many of my non-white friends, have experienced way too much racist behaviour out here to categorize it as rarefied.

      Calgary has a history of electing socialist mayors (basically since after Klein) to go along with a staunchly conservative federal and provincial governments. Nenshi, whom you refer to, is largely seen as sneaking in due to the unusually high turnout of youth voters. Keep in mind he ran in 3rd place for much of the race. It's very interesting to look at the voting results: http://election.gov.calgary.ab.ca/. While Nenshi did fairly well everywhere, he did exceptionally well in areas where students live (UofC, Mount Royal), and where a large Muslim population resides. It will be very interesting to see what the 2nd vote, when he will not be able to surprise the competition, will be like in 2013. Keep in mind no incumbent has lost since ... the _1970s_.

      While other cities point to Nenshi as a glorified sign that the blatant racism is in the distant past is gone, those of us living here seem to be taking a more hopeful wait and see attitude.

      To qualify, I am a moderately successful business person, and while I certainly think that some doors have been closed because of my ethnicity, I have succeeded in spite of it, and do not use it as an excuse for anything. My personal take is that Alberta is still quite racist, though it does seem to be getting better.

    83. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoooooosh!

      They died fighting facism - dipshit. Most who died had no idea the internment camps were going on back home. And, it was a different time. Even if they had wanted to do something, they were off fighting a war which they were largely losing at the time. Post WWII, that level of facism was defeated; contrary to McCarthy's hunt for red. America spoke and addressed your very point of contention - which has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand.

      I like how you pulled two things together which have nothing to do with each other so as to pretend like you're intelligent. Grasping at straws, for those of us who are intelligent, think lessor of you for your stunts without content nor merit. Perhaps next time you should learn more more history before you but your head in your rear end. Must be a real bitch when reality constantly conflicts with your perception thereof.

      I guess what we can take away from your comment is you prefer facism over child pornography.

    84. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does Vic Toews....

    85. Re:Come on! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Well that's a hoot.

      Living in Austin, whining about Texans and bragging about moving to Seattle.

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    86. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Fort McMurray is the largest city in Venezuela.

    87. Re:Come on! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      If you really think that Texas is "dead last" you really need to get out more. You sound like someone that's only ever flown over the US interior (if that even).

      If you stopped ranting about idiots at Texas, you simply lack any imagination (or education).

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    88. Re:Come on! by interval1066 · · Score: 2

      One of the funniest and most insightful comments ever posted on this forum some months ago went along these lines: Some one asked some one else to describe the Canadian political structure, more exactly how the political vehicle functioned, and without skipping a beat a /.'r replied "Its a clown car, manned by one-eyed clowns."
      Which of course brought replies of "Not much different on this side of the border either."

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    89. Re:Come on! by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      I think that we have discovered a logical phallusy.

      There: I fixed your spelling for you.

    90. Re:Come on! by Kinthelt · · Score: 1

      You also missed Giesbrecht. ;)

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    91. Re:Come on! by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      I has the same problem in Newcastle - and that *is* in England

      Not by choice.

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    92. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans.

    93. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds a bit like Harry Reid on the Partiot Act. He said that if you wanted to debate the merits of the PATRIOT Act then you were “in favor of putting weapons in the hands of terrorists.”
      http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/2chambers/post/harry-reid-rand-paul-spar-over-patriot-act-on-senate-floor/2011/05/25/AGcgWRBH_blog.html

    94. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Utah North"...I thought that was Idaho?

    95. Re:Come on! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 0

      I grew up in Alberta, now I live in Quebec, and I've been to Texas (and other parts of the US). If you want to see xenophobia, racism and fear of change, come to Quebec. All they're missing is the guns and the religion. Alberta has guns, but they stay out on the farms where they're actually useful. The wackiest religious nuts are the polygamist mormons in BC, who don't compare to their American cousins.

      Saying Alberta is more conservative than anywhere in the US is either ignorance or possibly someone from Ontario or Quebec who likes sharing in the money from Alberta's (and BC's and Saskatchewan's) oil but doesn't want to share in the political fallout from it.

    96. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, that's exactly what the Europeans think, too...

    97. Re:Come on! by epp_b · · Score: 1

      Quebecers

    98. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up in Alberta, now I live in Quebec, and I've been to Texas (and other parts of the US). If you want to see xenophobia, racism and fear of change, come to Quebec. All they're missing is the guns and the religion.

      Feel free to fuck off else where, ignorant prick

    99. Re:Come on! by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, the article wasn't about the US. My point that the US in the WWII era (and post) was at its most fascist is irrelevant and should be modded such.

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    100. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Texans are just like every other humans on the planet Earth who think they're special because of who they are? Ask anyone from Oaxaca if they're different and special: guess what the answer will be. Ask a Wenzhounese from Zhejiang province if being from there doesn't make you special. Hell, ask anyone from New York City. And somehow it's all wrong if a Texan does it. FYI, this is what's called a double standard. Anyone who advocates double standards is known as a 'hypocrite' and it is widely accepted that the arguments of hypocrites may safely be ignored.

    101. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vic Toews was found guilty of elections finance fraud in the province of Manitoba. He was banned from being a politician in Manitoba for a number of years, so he went to the federal level. He and his crooked colleagues then repeated the same In-and-Out finance fraud scheme federally. Justice indeed.

    102. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and he is Calgary's first gay mayor.

    103. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a Mennonite from that area (yes, my last name is in that list!). I am vehemently opposed to this bill and aghast at the sheer naivety and pigheadedness of Toews' comments. I will not surrender my rights to make the RCMP's job more convenient. If they think they have a valid case, they can argue it in front of a judge first.

      Remember that there are two guarantees any time you give a government more power: they will abuse it and they will never give it back.

      Unfortunately, the vast majority of people here are very wrapped up in religion and are Conservative to a flaw -- they wouldn't dream of voting for any other party. No other party in this area stands a chance in these ridings, so Toews is basically guaranteed a seat. After all, the conservatives uphold good, Christian family values and couldn't possibly have any malicious intent. Voting for any other party would be against God's will (I'm almost not kidding). Sigh... more letter writing. At least I actually get seem to get responses from my current MP and that enough Canadians seem to care to response seriously about it.

    104. Re:Come on! by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      Lets leave that to the pedophiles.

    105. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying Alberta is more conservative than anywhere in the US

      Actually, the original comment was that it's more conservative than most of the US, not that it's more conservative than anywhere in the US. It's an important distinction. The former comment could be argued, while the latter is definitively false.

    106. Re:Come on! by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      No, it's stupid no matter where a person's from.

      Unless you're from Atlantis, another planet, or the distant past/future, throwing the location of your birth around like it actually means a fucking thing is stupid. You can be proud of where you're from without demeaning every other location on the earth by thinking you're fucking special because of it.

      It's like all the assholes out there that honestly believe the U.S. is somehow special and act accordingly. We're one nation of many; we all share this planet, and we're no better or worse than anyone else. That's not being unpatriotic; that's being fucking realistic. Mindless flag-wavers deserve all the mockery the receive...

    107. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter which party anyone belongs to anywhere. All of them... 100% are corrupt, bought and paid for by the corporations and crooks in their countries.
      The first politician to open up his books for at least 20 years before taking office, and keeping them open til the day they die, as well as refusing the crooked insurance deals that politicians get and the automatic pay raises they get, might just be marginally less corrupt.

      Toews is enjoying his Parliamentary Privilege, which grants him the freedom to say pretty much anything he wants without fear of a slander suit."
      Does Canada have the equivalent to the NRA we have in the states? Does his privilege protect him from anger and the results it can produce?

    108. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it has ever elected a left of centre government.

      Think again.

    109. Re:Come on! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Can you say 'Laird tunderin jaysus!!!'?

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    110. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reddit finally does, sorta kinda in a pathetically mewling sort of way. 4chan does not.

      Having been abused as a child I will cheerfully watch them strip the flesh from you and your spawn.

      It's not a hot button issue it's a do this or die issue. I will let them trample you to dust to get at child abusers. It's not about the children it's about vengeance you arrogant prick.

      I'd cheerfully watch you burn in the chaos. I no longer care about liberty the liberals, progressives, conservatives and libertarians have pissed that away.

      I just want you to hurt.

    111. Re:Come on! by flyneye · · Score: 0

      Actually the fallacy that Democrats are liberal and Republicans are conservative is just a smokescreen to keep the U.S.s tyrannical one party system in power for more than a century in its present form. Republicrats is the proper English when referring to the U.S. government. They don't have separate agendas , just different clubhouses.

      As for the rest of the discussion on the table. I am for punishing legislators right beside child molesters. No one need be disappointed or left out.

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    112. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's stupid no matter where a person's from.

      Unless you're from Atlantis, another planet, or the distant past/future, throwing the location of your birth around like it actually means a fucking thing is stupid. You can be proud of where you're from without demeaning every other location on the earth by thinking you're fucking special because of it.

      It's like all the assholes out there that honestly believe the U.S. is somehow special and act accordingly. We're one nation of many; we all share this planet, and we're no better or worse than anyone else. That's not being unpatriotic; that's being fucking realistic. Mindless flag-wavers deserve all the mockery the receive...

      I would agree with you, but you were born on a different patch of dirt from me...

    113. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Texan and I have been outside my state. I visited Louisiana a few times... what a sh*thole!

    114. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toronto is Newfoundland"s largest city, followed closely by Fort McNewfie, Alberta, then Brampton, Oshawa, Kitchener / Waterloo etc all in Upper Canada ... but getting back to the elected criminals whittling away at OUR RIGHTS and FREEDOMS, it's time to start shoooting until the remainder of the Politicians remmeber that they are merely our servants and are to work to PROTECT and STRENGTHEN our RIGHTS, not permit foreign governments to dictate our laws and policies - i.e. ACTA, witten and submitted by the *AFIA's who have bought and paid for their politicians in the USian government. Now they are attacking Canada's values and laws, and our very way of life. Grab your guns, and start shooting before the last of our RIGHTs are stolen. you sheeple are an eternal SHAME for those who fought in both world wars to secure our rights and freedoms, to secure our legacy to our children - so yes, won't you please think of the children?

    115. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and we Love our Canadians ...

    116. Re:Come on! by anyGould · · Score: 1

      (Disclaimer: I'm born-and-bred Albertan, although of the "Redmonton" variety.)

      The major centers (Edmonton, Calgary) are fairly liberal, at least on local politics. Get about ten minutes out of town, and you're back in hard-core conservative country. Once you move up to provincial or federal politics, except for a couple university ridings they all go reliably Conservative, every time without fail. (We're getting ready for a provincial election here, and there's more coverage of the Conservative riding nominations than there'll be for the actual election, because winning the nomination pretty much guarantees you the seat).

      And it's far worse than "never elected a left of centre government" - since it's founding in 1905, we've had exactly *four* governments in power, and that's in sequential order. The Conservatives in Alberta have been in uninterrupted power since 1971!

      All of this would be fine, except that my politicians keep looking to American politicians for inspiration.

    117. Re:Come on! by anyGould · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, Parliamentary Privilege renders the Minister immune to logical fallacy. Or maybe to logic. It's hard to tell.

      What Parliamentary Privilege doesn't immunize The Honorable Mr. Toews from is much-deserved mockery. So let's make sure he gets a full dose of that.

      Unfortunately, our party system is even more immune to criticism than the US one.

      The reason Harper's in such a hurry to get all this passed is so the maximum amount of time will pass before the next election (giving us more time to forget).

    118. Re:Come on! by Blue+Cafe · · Score: 1

      This Texan calls the Canadian fallacy an argumentum ad hominem. I no more want the government pouring through my data than I want my neighbor peering through my windows as I dry myself off after a shower. The desire for privacy does not necessarily entail wrongdoing. If we assume that those in the government employees, who would have access to look at the proposed information, were 100% unbiased while interpreting our intentions from a minimum of information, it might be marginally acceptable. However, the people observing the results of this type of inforamtion gathering are humans, given to wild flights of imagination, prejudice, arrogance, as well as deductive and inductive reasoning failures among many other faults. -- The desire to have access to this type of information is not seated in trying to weed out child pornographers, terrorists, criminals or other online thuggery, it is a control tactic, steeped in the knowledge that power is derived from having a greater amount of information and being able to act on it. William Pitt The Elder once said, "Unlimited power is apt to corrupt the minds of those who possess it." Individual freedoms lost are freedoms regained at a price too high for most of us to bear.

    119. Re:Come on! by anyGould · · Score: 1

      If there is a reason for anyone in this guys riding not to vote for him the next time, that comment is the best. Terrorists and pedophiles; if you can't come up with a good argument, use those. What a dink.

      Unfortunately, Canadian politics focuses much more on the party-level than the personal in most cases. If he continues to put his foot in it, it's far more likely that he won't get the nomination for the PCs next election than a Prairie riding suddenly going Liberal.

    120. Re:Come on! by doccus · · Score: 1

      I went to the prairies every winter back in the early 70's to get easy to find work.. usually within 5 minutes after stepping off the train.. sure did see a lot of black hats.. also assembly -line clothes..That can be bought "in any color, as long as it's black"

    121. Re:Come on! by Blue+Cafe · · Score: 1

      I must take exception with your line of reasoning. Merriam-Webster's Dictionary defines the term streotype as follows: "a standardized mental picture that is held in common by members of a group and that represents an oversimplified opinion, prejudiced attitude, or uncritical judgment". Your argument exhibits several of the characteristics of a stereotype.

      OVERSIMPLIFICATION
      First your comments represent an oversimplified opinion. Your argument is a hasty generalization in that it lacks sufficient supporting evidence to the contrary. The term "Most" is unquantified. Does most represent 90%, 80%, 51% or is it simply a nebulous attribute? The assumption that "most" Texans have done "X" means that you either have data from which your conclusion was drawn, or that you know the entire population, in this case "Texans." Since I am a Texan, a member of the population in question and don't know you, I must assume you are working from some source of data that you have chosen not to share with us. I have personally spent time in over 25 states in the United States as well as Mexico and Europe. Texas is home to a great many large technology companies and as such many of those employees travel outside of the state as part of their work. It amuses me to think of an employee refusing to travel because he is scare of the stereotypical "liberal."

      CRITICALITY
      Second, your argument lacks criticality in that it doesn't present examples from both sides of the argument and it fails to establish a logical set of facts that lead to a conclusion. For instance, your argument doesn't offer comparisons with other states. The barbeque example fails to make an adequate comparision among differing states barbeque or for that matter against Carribean, Central or South American or other world-wide fire-based braising traditions. My personal experience in sampling barbeque culture throughout the United States and Mexico ultimately has lead me to the conclusion that food quality is primarily dependent on each individual purveyor of food, and not on the abstract geographical boundaries in which it resides. As to the term Barbeque, you are correct that etymologically speaking, the word is derived from the Indigenous Carribean Taino's word barabicu, but that doesn't mean that cultures were ignorant of the slow cooking of meat over coals in a fire-pit before Europeans encountered the Tainu. This method of cooking has historical analogs in cultures as diverse as Moroccan Berbers in antiquity, Polynesian and Hawaiian Islanders prior to the arrival of Europeans, as well as Meso-Amercian, African and Asian cultures. The presupposition that it was spread by Europeans is in my opinion a common Eurocentrist view. While this is a nice historical aside, it has little to do with the quality of barbeque. This type of reasoning falsely assumes that knowledge of the origin of an item is necessary to fully enjoy or properly prepare barbeque. Indeed if we prepared it using the Taino method, most of us would have a huge hole in our backyard and would spend the weekends hunting wild bore.

      STEREOTYPE vs INDIVIDUAL
      Next, as neither a proponent of liberal nor conserve dogma, but the employer of common sense in decision-making, your comment that we Texans don't want to leave the state because we think everywhere else is a "liberul [sic] hellhole" misses the point. Just as in every other corner of the United States, Texans are busy working to earn a living and like other Americans lack the disposable income for leisure travel. Now please understand that this does not absolve the denizens of the arbitrarly geographically bounded, cultural heterogenous stereotype that you call "Texans" from having among its ranks numerous ignorant "clods". However individual interactions during my travels, has made me aware that ignorant clods exist as a portion of the population in the places I have visited. I would note that they occur across such artificial bounds as race, culture, geography, nation or religion. The other thing

    122. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your point being?

    123. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this schmuck can get away with saying things like that without fear of reprisal or suit so can we. Your beyond a schmuck and I bet your wife and kids h
      ate you too!!!!

    124. Re:Come on! by anarcat · · Score: 1

      your fucking comment didn't have a fucking link thank you very much. and i am /sorry/ i didn't read *all* your comments in this thread. now please screw off, prick.

      thanks for the source anyways. :P

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    125. Re:Come on! by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Conservatives

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    126. Re:Come on! by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Are you describing the minister from British Columbia who wants the internet non-privacy bill so that later, google, microsoft, and every other ISP or email server can sell your personal information?

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    127. Re:Come on! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Had an emergency filling for a fucked up tooth at the dentist that day so I was a miserable prick. Sorry.

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    128. Re:Come on! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Despite having 'united' in the name it doesn't mean they were left of centre. From what I've read I think they might have been more plain 'centre' than anything. And they drifted right and formed the social credit. And despite having 'social' in that name, the social credit party was extremely right wing/conservative.

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    129. Re:Come on! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Highway 15 goes north from Salt Lake City. It goes up through Idaho, Montana, and into Canada at the Alberta border. There it is pretty much straight on up through Lethbridge (lots of Mormons around there), and with a slight jog west (30 miles if that) then right up into Calgary. Calgary is almost on a straight line north of Salt Lake City and the southern chunk of Idaho.

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    130. Re:Come on! by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      At least there is lots of beer and pretty girls!

      right...there's a pretty girl behind every tree. you just have to find the trees. When I was at Fox-1 on the DEW line, that was the welcoming joke.

    131. Re:Come on! by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but Texas barbecue is universally a dry, tasteless mess that is only edible by slathering it with a ton of sauce.

      ...which accurately describes the French and Spanish cuisine that the Caribes invented barbacoa to fix.

  2. Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The stuff is so vanishingly rare it should never be used as a justification for anything as sweeping as a government power-grab like this one.

    1. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The correct response is to ask Vic Toews to give the public access to all his Internet and credit card usage.

      After all, he's not doing anything wrong...he's got nothing to hide.

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    2. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And what if he gave you access? Would that make things all better? the logic you have here leads nowhere and isn't valid.

    3. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Again · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I just sent him an email telling him that we need to ban curtains because obviously only people that murder other people in their living rooms have any use for curtains. So if you support having curtains, you are supporting mass-murderers.

      Now I'm worried that this analogy is too complex for him to grasp.

    4. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      I can say feeling pretty certain that NO politician will come up clean.

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    5. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Actually the logic is sound if you take a few moments to exercise your grey matter. It is highly typical of humans to rally against the very things they commit offense. The more vocal and irrational their arguments, the acute their problem.

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    6. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 4, Funny

      You almost had it. If you would have stuck with paedophiles instead of murderers...

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    7. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EVERYBODY has done something illegal. 100%

      Once you have his history and business transactions and anything else he wants from the public. You can nail him for just about anything.

      Its easy too. Example. Those shoes your wife bought were made with child labor... why do you hate children!

      And if on the off chance you actually find nothing even remotely questionable that this politician has done... Obviously they are so insulated from their public they need to be kicked out as they don't represent anybody anymore.

    8. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I would :)

      -Jake Daynes
      Pirate Party of Canada

    9. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It is highly typical of humans to rally against the very things they commit offense.

      Typical of humans? No. Typical of narcissists maybe. Either way, there's almost no data that exists regarding "humans rallying against the things they commit offense" (the wording is poor, but the intent is clear enough).

      > Actually the logic is sound if you take a few moments to exercise your grey matter.

      The logic is not sound. There is no logic involved at all, which was the OPs point (the inflammatory restatement of the fallacy was some tasty bait).

    10. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by AvitarX · · Score: 0

      That's not true, child pornographers use curtains to hide the goings on in their house too.

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    11. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Jesse_vd · · Score: 1

      Every e-mail exchange I've had with a member of this Conservative party has left me more irate and disgusted with them than before I started. They know they can't defend these new policies and they don't even try (or they're really as dumb as they seem)

    12. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incidentally, SomethingAwful, the site that ran that little "for-the-children" crusade? Has their own version of /r/jailbait. Since you have to pay $10 to view the actual threads (no, seriously, it's an Internet forum you have to pay to use), I can't find the specific thread, but if you were dumb enough to pay $10 for a service that countless other sites offer for free, you can certainly find it. Maybe they should clean their own house before throwing stones.

      Where are the jailbait images? All you've shown is a Post Your Favorite section with Sex as a category. You do know people can post things that are sexy about adults, right?

    13. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      no, it's a false dichotomy and you should not accept its premises, or you're legitimating it.

      Schneier provided a much better answer to the problem with surveillance:

      The most common retort against privacy advocates -- by those in favor of ID checks, cameras, databases, data mining and other wholesale surveillance measures -- is this line: "If you aren't doing anything wrong, what do you have to hide?"
      Some clever answers: "If I'm not doing anything wrong, then you have no cause to watch me." "Because the government gets to define what's wrong, and they keep changing the definition." "Because you might do something wrong with my information." My problem with quips like these -- as right as they are -- is that they accept the premise that privacy is about hiding a wrong. It's not. Privacy is an inherent human right, and a requirement for maintaining the human condition with dignity and respect.
      Two proverbs say it best: Quis custodiet custodes ipsos? ("Who watches the watchers?") and "Absolute power corrupts absolutely."
      Cardinal Richelieu understood the value of surveillance when he famously said, "If one would give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest man, I would find something in them to have him hanged." Watch someone long enough, and you'll find something to arrest -- or just blackmail -- with. Privacy is important because without it, surveillance information will be abused: to peep, to sell to marketers and to spy on political enemies -- whoever they happen to be at the time.
      Privacy protects us from abuses by those in power, even if we're doing nothing wrong at the time of surveillance.

    14. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      Given your political affiliation, the chance that you'd come up 'clean' in terms of compliance with existing copyright law seems highly unlikely...

    15. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not his credit card usage, his credit card number and key too. If he does not have anything to hide, why he is hiding those kind of data?

    16. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      "Who are you to say that children don't deserve the opportunity to compete in the labor market!? Why do you hate children!?"

      I wish that this wasn't a real thing that a real right wing politician has actually said. but it isn't.

    17. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by tmosley · · Score: 1

      We can manipulate that information the same way that they will, and allow the same people that would otherwise compromise that information to compromise HIS information, stealing his identity, etc etc.

      These idiots seem to think that a panopticon prevents crime, rather than allowing criminals access to all the information they want or need to do their dirty work and blame someone else.

    18. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by tmosley · · Score: 1

      And the incidence of narcissism among politicians?

      Let me help you: ~100%

    19. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Unoriginal_Nickname · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, SomethingAwful, the site that ran that little "for-the-children" crusade? Has their own version of /r/jailbait.

      "I can't see it, so it must be kiddie porn!"

      Since you have to pay $10 to view the actual threads (no, seriously, it's an Internet forum you have to pay to use), I can't find the specific thread, but if you were dumb enough to pay $10 for a service that countless other sites offer for free, you can certainly find it. Maybe they should clean their own house before throwing stones.

      I guess maybe SA charges $10 to keep people like you out? Thanks, Pedo-AC, for proving once again that the best communities are gated communities.

    20. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      <sarcasm>
      Obviously, if we don't find something he's that's remotely questionable, he's guilty of fraud as he's hidden his tracks so well.
      </sarcasm>

    21. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Why bother asking?

    22. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by gorzek · · Score: 1

      Surely you aren't suggesting that clothed teenagers are on par with naked preteens.

      (I've not viewed the "jailbait" forum at SA but I assume Lowtax isn't stupid enough to allow actual naked minors on the forums. "Jailbait" forums are usually just clothed teenagers, admittedly often in provocative poses.)

    23. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've come to conclude that 'conservative' is actually a kind of pathological mental condition. It involves lying, putting people in jail for no reason, generally destroying liberties, being against science, making the poorer poor and the rich richer, and, for good measure, doing so all in the name of Jesus Christ.

    24. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I see none of those topics hinting at jailbait content, and child porn is certainly not tolerated in any section of the forums that I know about. I have an SA account, just tell me where to look.

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    25. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dude, the "basement" is where all the action is.. no curtains necessary

    26. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by fredrated · · Score: 1

      If he gave us access we would know more specifically what kind of lying jackass he is, what problem do you have with that?

    27. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      And ask him why he is demanding access to pictures of little kids? Seems to me that he is a little too adamant about wanting to see pictures a little kids and underage girls.

    28. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by realityimpaired · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sadly, they're going to get away with a hell of a lot of damage before their term runs out, because the people were stupid enough to give them a majority.

      Either that, or somebody's going to take up arms. I'm not particularly in favour of that option, but I know people who are taking a long hard look at the oath they took on joining the military... you know, the one to protect this country from threats both domestic and foreign?

    29. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually use the hammer analogy.

      "Murders use hammers to kill people, therefore only murders use hammers!"

      or spin it around directly at them:

      "Terrorists need oil to drive their cars, therefore only terrorists need oil!"

      The really sad thing is that this isn't that much more rediculous than what he said

    30. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I e-mailed him to let him know that his argument was a basic logical fallacy and that he is exploiting the situation of abused children to try and pass a bill that he wants.

      I hope everyone can send him some mail and let him know what we think of him. I don't think it will mean anything to him but it's worth a try.

    31. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately it isn't vanishingly rare. That said, I agree with you that it isn't justification for infringing on the rights of the innocent. It should be possible to come up with a system that still allows for judicial review without leaving loop holes for abuse. Might it be more technically difficult and costly? Sure, but such is the price of liberty.

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    32. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      And when it does happen, the government is completely powerless to investigate or prosecute it.

      oh wait..

    33. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      Ask not only for his information, but for all the personal information for his wife and children - including the ones from outside his marriage. Then ask whether he still thinks it is a good idea.

    34. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Jesse_vd · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised. Not many countries last this long without some kind of assassination attempt!

      4 years is a long, long time.

    35. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're ignorant. Check out the Canadian military site. They swear no such oath. You're regurgitating American TV.

    36. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I really and truly hope that nobody dies. Canada has had one assassination in her history and it would be a terrible tragedy if someone was murdered.

      Don't get me wrong, if Parliament burned down we'd all be thinking the same thing, "Oh, did all the pages and tourists get out?"

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    37. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you aren't doing anything wrong, what do you have to hide?

      Why should you be allowed to see?

      The quote indeed sets up a premise that being private is about hiding. It isn't. Moreover, I don't have to justify my need for privacy.
      You want to have a peek into my privacy?
      Okay, tell me why. I'm reasonable, I'm willing to listen.

      Just remember: you want something I have. There's really no reason whatsoever *I* would have to justify not giving it to you.

    38. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      The psychology is actually well established. The motivations for which include self-hate and/or deflection of accusation. Narcissism in this case would be the antipode.

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    39. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Unoriginal_Nickname · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is no jailbait forum. There never was. It's just slander from mincing pedophiles.

    40. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      After all, he's not doing anything wrong...he's got nothing to hide.

      This guy is most likely just pulling a Mark Foley on us. It's usually not a coincidence that the most repressive zealots also happen to be some of the most rampant rapists and pedophiles. Rape is usually not about sex, it's about lording power over someone.

      Catholic Priests, Congressmen protecting the children, Irish Nuns, Muslim Mullahs, and Japanese Businessmen. It's not that those groups are more sexual than others, it's just that those groups are in the habit of repressing others *and* of being repressed by others, so the members of those groups are the most likely to practice sex in the most coercive and extremely perverse ways.

    41. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      I don't like the reasoning either, but I like the idea behind it. If nothing else, this might help have a more transparent government.

      We can audit all their personal work and work internet accounts. Accounts in plural because there are the ones they *say* they have and the ones people haven't found out about yet.

      I regret not voting in the last election. I would have regrettingly voted Liberal. I can see how different the Conservatives really are, IMO, and it would have been worth the effort to try and keep them out of the majority.

      If good, honest, hard-working, intelligent and well-educated people ran and worked in Parliament, we wouldn't have these problems. There should be plenty more volunteers. The wages are good. We just need to eliminate the need for a life-time of earnings or outside contributions as a requirement to run a competitive campaign.

    42. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by dissy · · Score: 1

      I also notice the Public Safety Minister has not installed a camera in each room of his home set to live streaming.
      As he himself stated, only pedophiles would reject such a thing.

      He may be immune from a libel suit, but once the facts get out that he himself is a child molester and has proven it by admission and lack of action, I wonder how immune from an angry mob he will be.

      After all, it can't be too bad of a crime to beat to death a person who admits to molesting children!

    43. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get used to it. It's a favourite argument in Australia.

      The government over here has accused opponents of a Chinese style firewall of being paedophiles.

    44. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      It sure as hell does NOT mean that if the person who got assassinated was trying to destroy the freedom of every single person in the country, like these Conservative scumbags are doing.

      I'd dance on their graves.

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    45. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Dan541 · · Score: 1
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    46. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Given your political affiliation, the chance that you'd come up 'clean' in terms of compliance with existing copyright law seems highly unlikely...

      But coming up as wholly consistent and not hypocritical with regards to his party's beliefs? Highly likely.

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    47. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Suiggy · · Score: 1

      You've been brainwashed into thinking violence is bad. I'm sorry, but the only true way to protect yourself from someone who wishes to do bad to you is to stand up and do bad to them.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H0guC-2q4U

    48. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by choongiri · · Score: 1

      61% of voters did not vote for the conservatives. It was the fundamentally flawed electoral system that translated 39% support into a "majority".

    49. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      If you're not doing anything wrong, why won't you let me install cameras in your daughters shower?

    50. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      My response to "If you aren't doing anything wrong, what do you have to hide?" is "Do you mind taking off all your cloths please? You have nothing to hide, right?". Suddenly such people become great advocates for privacy.

    51. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      39% support, of the people that voted. :) When you multiply that by the 65% or so that actually turned up at the polls, that translates to about 25% support. (don't feel like doing the math for the exact numbers)

    52. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by anyGould · · Score: 1

      Sadly, they're going to get away with a hell of a lot of damage before their term runs out, because the people were stupid enough to give them a majority.

      Let's be clear - the Conservatives didn't win a majority because a majority of voters picked them. (IIRC, they only polled about 40% overall). They won because the NDP did well enough to vote-split with the Liberals (or BQ in Quebec) letting the PCs slip up the middle in many ridings.

      Not a critique of the voting system here, but I do wish there was a second conservative party in Canada so the vote splitting went both ways.

    53. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by doccus · · Score: 1

      Privacy is an inherent human right, and a requirement for maintaining the human condition with dignity and respect.

      Yes, I tend to agree..There are some basic rights and freedoms tat are universally agreed upon by all nations and religions, even if these rights sometimes are denied, it does not exempt them from *being* rights..

      Unfortunately, all our human "rights" in Canada are conditional, and can be changed or taken away by a stroke of the legislative pen..

      This never used to be the case down south of the border, where the constitution expressly forbade arbitrary removals of all the rights guaranteed by your constitution.. since 9/11 however, clever , or perhaps simply criminal, minded US lawmakers have found ways to abrogate these in order to "protect public safety".. and the deep shade of brown on the noses of our leaders over here should tell you that we're next..

      What was the whole point of the "Cold War" if we now try to become the new U.S.S.R. instead?

    54. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is so true!

      Everybody *knows* that Vic Toews is a child pornographer !
      After all, if he wasn't a child pornographer he would already have all his private and business mail online for everybody to take a look.

      He obviously is hiding his emails from plain view (since I cannot find them on google), so he must be against surveillance.
      Vic Toews is a child molester !
      Arrest him and make all his private mails public.
      The people have a right to know! /Oh the irony

    55. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunatly the vows of supreme sacrifice that our soldiers make are made to the Queen and her loyal subjects, not to any passing government. If the good people of this Dominion were to petition the Governor Genreral, this gang of Progressive Conservatives could be easily removed.

    56. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should also ban school backpacks because that's what the pedophiles hold on to when they are f***ing the children

    57. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      this line: "If you aren't doing anything wrong, what do you have to hide?"

      The next time a guest says this while in your home... tell the guest you agree and that you have hidden cameras in every room of the house, including the bathroom. Preferably, tell them this after dinner. See how they feel and how long they stay. Privacy is something we all desire. We all shit, but nobody wants to have it exposed for no reason. Just because its not a crime doesnt mean we need to let everyone look through it.

      The concept that you shouldn't care because you're not committing the offence is the same one they used to destroy ordinary US citizens in the guise of defending against communism. It is the same reason they tried to impeach the president over light infidelity when they were apparently search for real estate fraud dealings.

      And you just know when someone says that "if you oppose this then you support child porn", that this law will have nothing to do with child porn at all. Because if the supporters have to explain to us that it has something to do with it... then it has nothing to do with it at all.

    58. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They won because the NDP did well enough to vote-split with the Liberals (or BQ in Quebec) letting the PCs slip up the middle in many ridings.

      Thanks for the Liberal party talking point, but the facts of the election speak a very different tale. No such "split of the left" can be said to occur when the difference between votes for candidates for all three parties were less than 2% of turnout. The NDP took the Liberal's and BQ's place in Que while the east coast and Ontario gave Harper enough seats that all he had to do was coast to Alberta and he had his majority. The total collapse of the Bloc, the near-total collapse of the Liberals, these are the NDP winning in key traditionally left-leaning areas of the country that have tired of the same old, while Ontario grows bitter and Conservative and as always couldn't give a damn about the rest of us. But oh yes, it's all because of "vote-splitting". Right right, same old same old.

    59. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by anyGould · · Score: 1

      I suppose it could be interpreted that way, except I voted NDP. :)

      And your case isn't true everywhere - my riding (Edmonton Centre) had the following results:

      • Conservatives: 23552
      • NDP: 12634
      • Liberal: 10969
      • Green, Pirate, and Marxist-Leninist combined: 2014 (most of that is Green)

      The savvy reader will note that NDP+Liberal > Conservatives. We can argue over which way the left should have leaned, but it's hard to deny that if there was only one left party (let's call it the LDP) they would have won. That's what I mean by vote-splitting.

    60. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watched your crappy video. What a steaming huge pile of horseshit.

    61. Re:Child pornography is not an excuse by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Well...apparently somebody put some of his personal info online...and ... guess what?

      http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120220/03451617810/vic-toews-apparently-not-fan-others-seeing-his-personal-data.shtml

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  3. Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd much rather stand with a child pornagrapher than a tyrant.

    1. Re:Indeed by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      You do that. I'll not stand with either.

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    2. Re:Indeed by oxdas · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, Mr. Toews gave a lot of wiggle room on this. For instance, I can state unequivocally that I stand with this convicted child molester: http://uspolitics.about.com/b/2007/10/28/georgia-supreme-court-releases-wilson.htm.

    3. Re:Indeed by Chrisq · · Score: 0

      I'd much rather stand with a child pornagrapher than a tyrant.

      If you could travel back to the time of Muhammad you could stand next to both.

    4. Re:Indeed by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      I'll stand with both of them, easier to stab that way.

    5. Re:Indeed by tmosley · · Score: 1

      There was a poem written for people like you.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came%E2%80%A6

    6. Re:Indeed by tmosley · · Score: 2

      I doubt you have to go that far.

    7. Re:Indeed by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather stand with a child pornagrapher than a tyrant.

      Don't fall into the trap of limiting your choices to the ones the tyrant gave you.

    8. Re:Indeed by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I'm sure that I'm not exactly in the minority with the non-pedophile AND non-tyrant camp.

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  4. And if you're against the wars and the TSA. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You want the terrorists to win.

    Gimme a break.

    I hate the "You are in league with the enemy" garbage attack. Why is it a problem for these people when anybody believes in privacy, due process and civil liberties?

  5. Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by RyoShin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Alright, gimmie a second...

    "Against warrantless entry of your home? You must be abusing a child!"
    "Against public cameras tracking your every move? You must be planning to abduct a child!"
    "Against drug prohibition? You must want to give drugs to children!"
    "Against warrantless wire-tapping? You must be talking about internet surveillance legislation!"

    Wait, that last one needs work.

    1. Re:Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It wasn't quite that bad. He said you were either with the child pornographers or with the government. Given those two options, I'm not really sure which one is less bad. With the law-abiding citizens doesn't seem to be an option. Given that these days child pornographers includes teenagers who send naked photos to each other, parents who photograph their children in the bath, and people who distribute illustrations of nude fictional children, I think on balance I'd rather be with them than with the power-crazed sociopaths.

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    2. Re:Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by Tsingi · · Score: 2

      Alright, gimmie a second...

      "Against warrantless entry of your home? You must be abusing a child!"
      "Against public cameras tracking your every move? You must be planning to abduct a child!"
      "Against drug prohibition? You must want to give drugs to children!"
      "Against warrantless wire-tapping? You must be a Nazi

      FTFY.

    3. Re:Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Alright, gimmie a second...

      "Against warrantless entry of your home? You must be abusing a child!" "Against public cameras tracking your every move? You must be planning to abduct a child!" "Against drug prohibition? You must want to give drugs to children!" "Against warrantless wire-tapping? You must be a Nazi

      Against the Nazi's. .. you must be a Je ... Oh wait!

      FTFY.

    4. Re:Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      Alright, gimmie a second...

      "Against warrantless entry of your home? You must be abusing a child!" "Against public cameras tracking your every move? You must be planning to abduct a child!" "Against drug prohibition? You must want to give drugs to children!" "Against warrantless wire-tapping? You must be a Nazi

      Against the Nazi's. .. you must be a Je ... Oh wait!

      FTFY.

      AHA! You must be a terrorist.

    5. Re:Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Against 1000% tax increase, you must be against good child education and meals for all children.

    6. Re:Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by dubbreak · · Score: 2

      This is the exact logic they are using. It's not even the general case of, "You are against this, so you must be hiding something." Rather it's, "You are against this, you are hurting children!"

      Of course children have a lot more emotional pull than the usual excuses of terrorism, drugs and organized crime. You can easily swap any in and it's equally absurd.

      "Against warrantless entry of your home? You must be 'a terrorist'/'producing or holding drugs'/'organizing crime and holding illegal weapons' "
      "Against public cameras tracking your every move? You must be 'a terrorist'/'selling drugs'/'doing criminal activities' "
      "Against drug prohibition? You must be 'a terrorist that uses drug money to fund terrorist activities'/'in the drug trade'/'part of a large criminal organization that relies on drug money'! "
      "Against warrantless wire-tapping? You must be 'communicating with terrorists'/'finding ways to get high'/'communicating with your partners in crime' "

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    7. Re:Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I think I get what he's really doing... he knows that pretty much anyone can be convicted under Canada's CP laws. So what he's done here is drawn a distinction. He's saying "If you're with the government, you won't be charged with CP offences."

    8. Re:Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by jamesh · · Score: 1

      It wasn't quite that bad. He said you were either with the child pornographers or with the government. Given those two options, I'm not really sure which one is less bad.

      Are you familiar with the concept of false choice?

      Given that these days child pornographers includes teenagers who send naked photos to each other, parents who photograph their children in the bath, and people who distribute illustrations of nude fictional children, I think on balance I'd rather be with them than with the power-crazed sociopaths.

      It has gotten pretty stupid. My 8yo daughter had chicken pox a few years ago and wanted me to take some pictures of her in the bath with the spots painted. After taking the pictures I was sure to delete any that might raise suspicions if they were found... which was pretty much all of them. "Hmmm... there's a picture of a bare shoulder here. You'd better come with us".

    9. Re:Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

      "Against a body cavity search? You must be a drug mule!"

      Yeah, that is kinda fun.

    10. Re:Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      "Against random strip-search? You must be hiding a child in your pants!"

    11. Re:Ooh! Ooh! I want to try! by CTU · · Score: 0

      Alright, gimmie a second...

      "Against warrantless entry of your home? You must be abusing a child!"

      "Against public cameras tracking your every move? You must be planning to abduct a child!"

      "Against drug prohibition? You must want to give drugs to children!"

      "Against warrantless wire-tapping? You must be a Nazi

      Against the Nazi's. .. you must be a Je ... Oh wait!

      FTFY.

      AHA! You must be a terrorist.

      Am I the only person who first thought you were going to say Jedi? LOL

  6. In that case... by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 4, Funny

    In that case, fuck the children.

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    1. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm actually beginning to agree.

      I'm getting a bit sick of these "children", who do they think they are, Jesus?

      I say kick'em out and see how they like the big world.

    2. Re:In that case... by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      And don't forget: Who wanna play KICK THE BABY.

    3. Re:In that case... by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's crazy talk. It's talk like that which would take us back to that horrific era when kids didn't have to be put in a full suit of armor just to ride their bikes.

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    4. Re:In that case... by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, come now. If I had a full suit of chainmaille when I was a kid I'd have happily and eagerly rode my bike all over the neighborhood with it. Of course I'd also be brandishing a lance and vanquishing evil but...

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      Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once ... with negative results.
    5. Re:In that case... by dubbreak · · Score: 2

      In that case, fuck the children.

      I can just imagine Vic Toews coming across your post then quoting it as a reason why we desperately need this legislation.

      "If we don't put this legislation through 'Shoe Puppet 1557239' will, and I quote, 'fuck the children'! This is exactly what we are trying to prevent!"

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    6. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck the children.

      So that is what FTC stands for!

    7. Re:In that case... by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      It's talk like that which would take us back to that horrific era when kids didn't have to be put in a full suit of armor just to ride their bikes.

      Spoken like someone who's never seen a pediatric traumatic brain injury case...which aren't exactly uncommon, even with increased use of helmets.

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    8. Re:In that case... by u38cg · · Score: 1

      At this point I think a mass civil anti-stupidity campaign is called for. Someone print up a bunch of T-shirts saying "I 3 paedophiles".

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    9. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chainmaille

      Would you have started by vanquishing people who abuse language? ...Seriously. Never use this word again. It isn't even a word. You're looking for 'maille', or if that's too French-sounding, 'mail'. Chainmail, on the other hand, is something you send to twelve or more of your friends in the next three days or you'll die or not win the lottery, whereas chainmaille is, what is this I don't even

    10. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Armor for kids riding bikes? That's crazy. Everybody knows that these days you put your child inside a nearly indestructible polycarbonate ball with a few narrow breathing and feeding holes, and leave them in there until they are over the age of 18. Once 18 they can wear the armor and learn to ride a bike as an adult, and if they get hurt it is their own problem. Parenting accomplished. I'm sure Vic Toews would be impressed with the simplicity of the solution.

    11. Re:In that case... by Phrogman · · Score: 2

      We had a massive civil anti-stupidity campaign last election but the Conservatives got elected anyways...

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    12. Re:In that case... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Spoken like someone who's never seen a pediatric traumatic brain injury case

      He's surely defeated now. If he was in a different situation (if he had seen that), then he'd change his mind. His argument is invalid!

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      Filthy, filthy copyrapists!
    13. Re:In that case... by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      So what's your solution: don't let kids ride bikes or do anything else that might be potentially dangerous? That's an awful lot of things kids won't be able to do.

      Even when parents are watching them like hawks, kids will get hurt. It's part of life.

    14. Re:In that case... by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Which pretty much points out that helmets are useless and the govt shouldn't intervene where it isn't wanted.

    15. Re:In that case... by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      So if the helmets don't actually stop such trauma (which your statement asserts implicitly) then the logical conclusion is that perhaps the bikes should be banned? The parent poster was alluding to how ridiculous the defensive culture is becoming, and which you apparently subscribe too (based on your statement). If you accept that injuries will always happen yet the trend for protection is starting to outweigh the pleasure of the activity and the *actual* observed risk of injury then perhaps his levity doesn't require such a defensive retort.

    16. Re:In that case... by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Oh gasp! I neglected a space between chain and maille. I beg most humbly for your forgiveness. This is a most egregious offense...

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    17. Re:In that case... by ukemike · · Score: 1

      Which pretty much points out that helmets are useless and the govt shouldn't intervene where it isn't wanted.

      WRONG. It could also mean that the increased use of helmets is not yet universal and therefore pediatric head injuries still occur with tragic, but substantially reduced, frequency. It's funny I thought that a basic understanding of formal logic was a prerequisite for being a nerd. You know this is /. news for nerds, not news for dorks.

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    18. Re:In that case... by ukemike · · Score: 1

      So what's your solution: don't let kids ride bikes or do anything else that might be potentially dangerous?

      No. Duh. The solution is simple, put a helmet on kids when they ride bikes/skateboards/razor scooters/etc. so that when they fall and get hurt it is limited to scrapes, bruises, or maybe broken bones. Kids can recover from all of these things. A serious head injury can cause lifelong disability or death. Children are not old enough to make sound risk analyses so parents have a responsibility to do it for them. Unfortunately too many victims of childhood brain injuries are out there (like yourself I presume). These poor souls have impaired judgement even as adults and society has to force them to take basic steps to protect their children so that they do not become burdens for the taxpayers.

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    19. Re:In that case... by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      Did you overlook the OP's, "even with increased use of helmets"?

    20. Re:In that case... by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      There is no chain in maille. "Maille" is French for mesh, and the English "chainmail" is derived from a misunderstanding (well, an unnecessary redundancy). It means chain mesh. "Maille," "mail", and "chain" are all correct, and "chainmail" is acceptable. "Chainmaille" is just a failed attempt to use both the French and English terms at the same time.

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    21. Re:In that case... by ukemike · · Score: 1

      So what's your solution: don't let kids ride bikes or do anything else that might be potentially dangerous?

      Did you overlook the OP's, "even with increased use of helmets"?

      No I didn't. Increased use of helmets has reduced childhood head injuries significantly. Unfortunately there are lots of idiots out there that still don't put their kids in helmets and terrible head injuries are still too common. And tragically sometimes the hit is too strong for the helmet. But overwhelmingly if a kid is wearing a helmet he/she is radically more likely to come through it with only superficial injuries.

      There is no liberty that is lost by requiring parents to put helmets on their kids during certain high risk activities. The kids still have a blast, and when reckless still get scraped up and learn their lessons. But the benefits are clear and proven. Helmets save lives, and helmets prevent debilitating injuries. Maybe not perfectly and maybe not every time, but nothing is perfect. That shouldn't prevent us from taking reasonable and sensible steps, to protect our children, and to require morons to protect their children.

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  7. So.. by Moheeheeko · · Score: 1

    By that logic if im against mustard im for handgun violence?

    1. Re:So.. by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      Not quite. If you're against ketchup you're for handgun violence -- because ketchup can be used as fake blood. If you're against fake blood, you must be for spilling real blood, thus you're for guns and death.

      If you're against mustard then you're officially in favor of banning colonoscopy bags. I'll let you do your own math there.

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    2. Re:So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I"m not sure about that, but it's definitely not a good sign. What do you put on your hot dogs? Ketchup? BLAARGGHHH

  8. Anti-CP-Winning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No wonder, considering recent censorship on reddit, it seems you can push whatever agenda you want, by branding it anti-CP

    1. Re:Anti-CP-Winning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet Reddit was busted for having real child porn. So what's the problem with Reddit getting it's ass kicked again....?

  9. Should be easy to handle... by alispguru · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Minister Toews should be fine, then, with his office's internet access being logged and stored.

    Should be perfectly safe - after all, you only have something to fear if you're doing something wrong, or if the government's records leak.

    Right?

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    1. Re:Should be easy to handle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seriously doubt this guy does anything on the Internet at all. -> immunity from the consequences of his actions.

    2. Re:Should be easy to handle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That surfing is for research purposes only...

    3. Re:Should be easy to handle... by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      How about we make it a general rule that any new law apply to the politicians first, as an alpha test, then the rest of the government as a beta test, then after that the general population? In software development it's called "eating your own dogfood". I'm all for proper testing before general release, how about you?

    4. Re:Should be easy to handle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and a video 24x7 of him, audio recording, telephone taping... for him and for her political staff.

      If he have nothing to hide...

  10. Curtains on your windows? by bjorniac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just think what heinous acts of child abuse could go on behind those curtains. Perhaps the honourable member would leave his curtains open at all times or stand with those who commit child rape behind them.

    1. Re:Curtains on your windows? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Don't be silly. You can't profit from tearing down curtains!

      Seriously: the minister probably has a stake in a privacy invasion company.

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    2. Re:Curtains on your windows? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Well, you have to ask yourself why Vic Toews isn't allowing us 24-7 camera coverage inside his house. What exactly are you trying to hide from us, Vic?

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    3. Re:Curtains on your windows? by Splab · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't there something about the loudest proponent being closet cases? Perhaps someone, should check out his surfing habbits? Obviously, he wont mind since he is so into surveillance...

    4. Re:Curtains on your windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An interior decorator could: calling Martha Stuart.

    5. Re:Curtains on your windows? by tibit · · Score: 1

      It's Canada. You'll probably need a demolition permit to tear them down ;)

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    6. Re:Curtains on your windows? by nbauman · · Score: 1
  11. Sent to the PM and related MPs by msobkow · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sent to Ralph Goodale (my MP), Stephen Harper (PM of Canada), and Vic Toews (the jackboot who insultingly claims I support child pornography because I won't kiss his ass):

    I DO NOT consent to searches and spying by the government, CSIS, the RCMP, or any other police force in or out of Canada without a proper warrant.

    I have nothing to hide, but it is a matter of principal. I have a right to private communications unless someone can explain to a judge WHY I should be investigated and convince them to sign a warrant.

    This bill is useless in reality anyhow, because anyone but the most technically illiterate criminal will use an anonymizer and encryption, so the spying will net no proof of a crime, even if someone is surfing child porn like a psychotic fiend.

    This is nothing more than a fishing expedition and an attempt to violate Canadians fundamental right to privacy.

    Just say "NO" to politicians who stoop to claiming you support Evil Horrible Unimaginable Thing just because you value your own rights.

    Even the Nazi's "Stazi" had to report to someone.

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    1. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sadly, some politicians will read your letter and think: "He said that criminals use anonymizers and encryption (whatever those things are), so we should ban those next!"

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    2. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Oops. The Stasi was not the Nazi police. What were you thinking?

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    3. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by desdinova+216 · · Score: 2

      the only thing I'd correct is that the Stazi was actually Post-WW2 East German (communist)

    4. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by ewanm89 · · Score: 1

      Just file for a change of name, Vic Toews to Heinrich Himmler.

    5. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by compro01 · · Score: 1

      You're lucky. Goodale is likely to pay attention, unlike Tom "filibuster"/"A guy" Lukiwski.

      Maybe his staff will at least get a kick out of my letter written on E size paper.

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    6. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My advice is next time act a little less crazy and keep your comment shorter. You aren't writing a persuasive speech. The only person who will see your letter is some intern. They simply need to check a few boxes to let some secretary know how many letters of what kind came in. Ranting like a nut job isn't going to help.

    7. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      Given the amount of people who are regularly busted for KP clearly based on tracking of their internet usage, I'd say it's not in fact true that "anyone but the most technically illiterate criminal will use an anonymizer and encryption". It seems that, in dull practical reality, an awful lot of people look at very illegal things without taking any kind of precautions at all.

      I'm not saying I disagree with you, just that that particular point probably isn't a very valid one.

    8. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sent to Ralph Goodale (my MP), Stephen Harper (PM of Canada), and Vic Toews (the jackboot who insultingly claims I support child pornography because I won't kiss his ass):

      I DO NOT consent to searches and spying by the government, CSIS, the RCMP, or any other police force in or out of Canada without a proper warrant.

      I have nothing to hide, but it is a matter of principal. I have a right to private communications unless someone can explain to a judge WHY I should be investigated and convince them to sign a warrant.

      This bill is useless in reality anyhow, because anyone but the most technically illiterate criminal will use an anonymizer and encryption, so the spying will net no proof of a crime, even if someone is surfing child porn like a psychotic fiend.

      This is nothing more than a fishing expedition and an attempt to violate Canadians fundamental right to privacy.

      Just say "NO" to politicians who stoop to claiming you support Evil Horrible Unimaginable Thing just because you value your own rights.

      Even the Nazi's "Stazi" had to report to someone.

      The Ministerium für Staatssicherheit (Stasi) were the state security agency for the German Democratic Republic (East Germany). The Geheime Staatspolizei (Gestapo) were the secret police for the Nazi regime.

    9. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you'd think that, seeing as I've received replies from Ralph himself in the past. I LIKE my MP. He does his duty by his constituents, and actually TALKS to them.

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    10. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Given the amount of people who are regularly busted for KP clearly based on tracking of their internet usage

      Oh? By tracking their internet usage? Is this true?

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    11. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, terrorist.
      So, I'm thinking that this new bill should be reworded "If your name isn't Vic Toews then you're a pedophile Bill".
      I am kinda surprised that they would the argument "your either with us or against us", seeing as how there were only 39% of the country with them to begin with. And I'm sure that number has dropped, since Harper started actually wearing a crown and began referring to the MPs as "you". WTF ever happened to the right wing that used to promote an open market? I mean, Jesus, it's a fundamental pillar on which the right stands. How did THAT get so fucked up?
      Anyway...Open List Proportional Representation FTW!

    12. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by lgw · · Score: 1

      You rememebr that site mentioned on /. that showed eveything you've ever torrented (to some degree of accuracy)? The police have been using similar tools for a while now, and keeping quite busy arresting people.

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    13. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      But it sounded as if he was saying that many people have been caught. I'm going to need a citation for that.

      At most, I've seen them pretend to be children or perhaps even set up honey pots.

      You rememebr that site mentioned on /. that showed eveything you've ever torrented (to some degree of accuracy)?

      Well, if that's how accurate their tools are, then no one has anything to fear (not that such a thing would be useful to the police in this situation anyway).

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    14. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by lgw · · Score: 1

      Sorry, don't have a cite (had no reason to bookmark the stories, not going to search from work) but I've seen this in a couple of different news stories. What stood out in the stories was the police explaining how easy the tools were, and how they were having a field day arresting people (is that "many people"? I don't know). Makes sense to me - seems like an easy way for the police to grab some nice headlines.

      An IP address may not be tied to a person closely enough to convict on the basis of internet traffic (I think that's still being fought through the courts), but surely enough to get a search warrant.

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    15. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stasi was the East German secret police... nothing to do with the Nazi party. Perhaps you were thinking of the S.S.?

      Also, you meant "matter of principle", unless you actually were referring to school administrators.

    16. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      ...aaaaand then they investigate you because of your "sympathetic and devious knowledge" or somesuch about how one would go about childporning and not get caught.

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    17. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the Nazi's "Stazi" had to report to someone.
      ?!?!?!?!

      The Stasi was Staatsicherheit, under the east german SED party thank you very much. Why do people like to pretend communists never did anything wrong? Is a century of communist democide in the soviet union, china, vietnam, cambodia, cuba, north korea, etc not a crime?

    18. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a matter of principle.

    19. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by Rexdude · · Score: 1

      Even the Nazi's "Stazi" had to report to someone.

      I think you either mean the Gestapo, or the Stasi, which was the East German secret police, and had nothing to do with Nazis.

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    20. Re:Sent to the PM and related MPs by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Not to nit pick, but I am pretty sure the "Stazi" came to be in Germany after the war, when the Soviet Union took over. So if you are looking to blame someone it would be the Communists not the Nazi's. Either way an extremist (just left VS right) totalitarian political party is involved.

      The Nazi's had the Gestapo I believe, which I don't really know for sure, but I would guess they were a bit worse.

  12. Really Canada? by redmid17 · · Score: 0

    You guys need Parliamentary Privilege to actually have freedom of speech? I am disappoint. I realize you have your own Bill of Rights, but the mere existence of the HRC makes me sad too.

    1. Re:Really Canada? by PIBM · · Score: 2

      Slander is not protected by the freedom of speech, but sadly it is with "Parliamentary privilege"

    2. Re:Really Canada? by spire3661 · · Score: 2

      Freedom of speech DOES NOT include slander and libel and all kinds of other speech that his Privilege extends him.

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    3. Re:Really Canada? by Anrego · · Score: 2

      As I understand it, you have defamation laws down there as well.

      We have "freedom of expression" here in Canada, which is kinda sorta the same thing (watered down a bit with some not too unreasonable provisions). You can still get in trouble for saying stuff that is wrong, that you havn't made reasonable attempts to verify, and is harmful.

      We let politicians get away with it in parliment so they can talk freely without worrying about a civil suit every time they open their mouth.

    4. Re:Really Canada? by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      And that protection only applies to statements made within the houses of parliament. As a practical matter is generally applied to politicians outside the buildings as as well, but legally they are only protected for statements made within the house.

      It actually makes a fair bit of sense, Parliamentary sessions are matters of public record, but can have a lot of bitter personal squabbling in them, things you would say in private that couldn't be seriously considered slanderous (essentially treating someone accused of a crime as having committed said crime for example, especially in cases of bribery of other politicians) are given the protections of being private discourse while still showing off how the commons behave to the public that voted for them. It also means that in their capacity as MP they can accuse for example, Tony Blair, of being a war criminal who should be deported to the hague for trial, even when he is prime minister.

      It also exempts them from state secrets acts in performance of their duties. Essentially if they know a state secret and disclose it as part of their job as an MP that is legal, even if they were not explicitly authorized to do so. A good example of the use of something like this would be Winston Churchill openly discussing classified british intelligence on german re-armament in the lead up to WW2. Another example is the revelation of classified programmes that have dodged some other parliamentary procedure (like budget oversight).

    5. Re:Really Canada? by bws111 · · Score: 1

      What part of what he said could be considered slander, regardless of privilege? "You're either with the government or the child pornographers" is clearly an opinion, and an opinion can not be a 'false statement'. It can be ill-thought out, illogical, or just plain stupid, but it can't be a false statement.

    6. Re:Really Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We do but slander suits are pretty freaking rare. In fact, I'm not sure if I've ever heard of one outside of a threat (eg: "stop talking like that or I'll sue you for slander") and even libel (which is written while slander is spoken) is pretty hard to get hit with. I mean, kid in my city called his principle a pedophile online and the courts ruled that he's protected even though the principle is, evidently, not a pedo. So yeah, the laws exist but I can't recall any specific case that ruled in favor of the plaintiff. I think that's one of the reason's Godwin's Law works so well here. You basically have to be trying meet the court-definition of libel or slander to actually get into trouble. Even then, it's a coin toss.

      So there's one thing about the US, you can insult the crap out of anyone/everyone (eg: Westboro Baptist Church) without being punished by the courts. Whether you get invited to other kids' birthday parties is a totally different thing though.

    7. Re:Really Canada? by PIBM · · Score: 1

      You have to take the full thing into accounts; multiple people said they were against the bill, thus, they are siding and protecting child pornographers. Tagging someone by reference like this has been ruled quite often against it. A radio station here lost using that rhetoric and had to change radically afterward ...

    8. Re:Really Canada? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 2

      We (US citizens) cannot say anything we want either. The difference only being in legal frameworks under which our speech is suppressed. In Canada and Europe generally the act of suppression is more direct and civil. In the US it tends to be indirect and often violent. "Freedom of assembly? You bet, but first you need a permit and no of course you cannot assemble there, we will tell you where.", "Freedom of the press? Sure, but tell us your sources or you'll be facing jail time. Wait. You're a blogger? You have no press credentials. Now hold still while we mace you. What? You're not holding still? Better tase you then..."

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    9. Re:Really Canada? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I dunno...I'd heard ya'll can get arrested for so called Hate Speech.....

      That can be defined so broadly, that it would definitely suppress a lot of speech.

      I'm glad I can't be arrested, fined or thrown in jail just for saying I think ____ all suck, or I hate ____s...

      It might not be politically correct, but you shouldn't run afoul the law for your opinions no matter what they are....

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    10. Re:Really Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when does 'freedom of assembly' mean 'the right to deprive others of the use of public spaces'? Freedom of assembly means you can meet with the people you want to.

      Freedom of the press means you are free to publish what you want. It does not mean you are free to obstruct justice any more than any other person is free to obstruct justice.

      Too lazy to get press credentials even though you want to be treated like press? Then too bad, you get no access other than what the general public gets.

    11. Re:Really Canada? by Anrego · · Score: 1

      That can be defined so broadly, that it would definitely suppress a lot of speech.

      In principle, yes (although it's defined in a little more detail in the actual criminal code..).. in practice, I've never heard of hate speech laws being used to surpress anything outside of Westboro Church type stuff.

      It might not be politically correct, but you shouldn't run afoul the law for your opinions no matter what they are....

      In principle I agree with this.. I recognize that to have the ability to say anything I want to say no matter how unpopular it is, others have to have the same. In practice, as I said, I've never seen the laws we have abused, and seeing some of the shit that goes on down in the US (again.. Westboro Church) .. I can live with the compromise.

    12. Re:Really Canada? by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Actually, you (probably, I'm not your lawyer, disclaimer, etc) can't be arrested, fined, or thrown in jail for making those kinds of statements. Now, if you incite someone else to hatred, that's hate speech, and a little easier to pin down in court.

      Canadian rights law is all about balancing between opposing rights. So for example hate speech is a balancing act between your right to say what you want and someone else's right not to have lynch mobs form up and hunt him or her down. Also, in Canada different kinds of expression have different values. The Supreme Court hasn't exactly been clear on this issue, but it's generally understood that some kinds of expression are better or more worthy than others, and that political expression for example is much more valuable to society than, say, pornography, and therefore deserving of much more protection and deference from the courts.

      It seems odd to an American, who's used to interpreting their Constitution in a binary fashion, but for the most part it works reasonably well, and is a good way to help the courts avoid the odd boundary condition cases in which a strict interpretation produces an unfair or absurd result.

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    13. Re:Really Canada? by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Freedom of speech DOES NOT include slander and libel and all kinds of other speech

      So what are these "other speech" that should not be protected? It's called 'freedom of speech' not 'freedom of some speech that is not otherwise forbidden'. Just because all governments want to tell us what to say (and hypocratically give themselves the privilege of not falling under those rules), doesn't mean that we should accept oppression as normal.

    14. Re:Really Canada? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I dunno...I'd heard ya'll can get arrested for so called Hate Speech.....

      That can be defined so broadly, that it would definitely suppress a lot of speech.

      I'm glad I can't be arrested, fined or thrown in jail just for saying I think ____ all suck, or I hate ____s...

      It might not be politically correct, but you shouldn't run afoul the law for your opinions no matter what they are....

      While true, we also have a backlog in our court system such that a contested hate speech case is likely to get dropped off the docket unless it actually has some merit pertaining to actual activity harmful to the public. Still not nice to be accused of hate speech, but the only people who would be convicted would likely run afoul of some other law in the US and get even worse punishment.

    15. Re:Really Canada? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      We let politicians get away with it in parliment so they can talk freely without worrying about a civil suit every time they open their mouth.

      ...and they'd have to...

    16. Re:Really Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But saying, "He can either stand with us or with the child pornographers," would in no way, shape or form be considered slander in the U.S.A. That people are bringing it up in Canada goes to show how much less freedom of speech (which head of the HRC in Canada was quick to point out that you guys don't believe in) Canadians have.

    17. Re:Really Canada? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Now, if you incite someone else to hatred, that's hate speech, and a little easier to pin down in court.

      Actually, I think I can freely incite someone else to hate....hate is an emotional feeling, and I don't see them outlawing that.

      However, if I incite people to a riot, or violence (physical acts), then, well, we already have laws against that.

      I just don't want to see any kind of speech....no matter how vile the idea it expresses, to be banned or made unlawful. Too easy to get someone in power to change what is 'offensive' to them.

      One of the basic tenets of Free Speech is, that by definition, if you have Free Speech, you cannot have Freedom from being Offended.

      If you grant freedom from offense...then the world will be getting quite a bit quieter very quickly.

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    18. Re:Really Canada? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      That can be defined so broadly, that it would definitely suppress a lot of speech.

      In principle, yes (although it's defined in a little more detail in the actual criminal code..).. in practice, I've never heard of hate speech laws being used to surpress anything outside of Westboro Church type stuff.

      I believe "hate speech/hate crime" is more commonly used to increase penalities when a crime is committed. IE, something extra that is considered when something else is prosecuted.

    19. Re:Really Canada? by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      The problem is that free speech doesn't exist in a vacuum. All too often, the assertion of one person's rights leads to the abrogation of someone else's rights, and the courts need to decide which right prevails over the other. In Canada at least (and I believe this is true of the US Constitution as well), the rights aren't listed in order of priority. It's nice to make grandiose statements about the "basic tenets of Free Speech", but that right, like all rights, has a limit, and sooner or later some judge somewhere has to decide what that limit is. Invariably, that limit turns out to be pressing hard up against the limit of some other right or rights.

      Let me give you an example. In Canadian law, political expression is among the most valued and valuable forms of expression, and the courts will go to great lengths to protect it. Political speech is protected in public spaces, both those spaces that are actually owned by the public, and those spaces owned privately but generally open to members of the public to attend. If you set up your soapbox in front of the courthouse and start giving a political speech, you shouldn't be disturbed by the government (and if you are, the courts will dismiss the charges against you). But, if you go to a courtroom, and start making your great speech about the evils of the government of the day, and expound upon your ideal political system, you'll be marched out of the courtroom in a hurry, and most likely in handcuffs. When you appear before the judge on public mischief charges, you'll be found guilty. Your speech in the courtroom has infringed on the rights of others to the due process of law, and in the courtroom, that right is paramount.

      The same thing applies to other rights, including the freedom of (or from) religion. The hate speech laws are targeted at kinds of speech that make it harder for people to feel safe practicing their religion. It's not just about being offended, the laws target the kind of speech that makes people worry about being assaulted because of their faith (or race, ethnicity, gender, etc). Because in certain contexts and with certain kinds of speech (but not always) your freedom of or from religion trumps the nazi's or fundamentalist Christian's or fanatical Muslim's freedom of speech. This is not always decided in favour of freedom of religion, either. Believers of all kinds have to put up with a lot of things they find offensive, both from the government and from private citizens, because their freedom of religion does not take precedence over the rights of whoever is doing the offending.

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  13. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Looks like Canada is a lost cause now too. Any rocket scientists out there want to build a shuttle for those of us who like our rights? I think our chances of entering a wormhole and coming out in Narnia are better than the chance that government actually asks for permission from this point on.

    1. Re:Well... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Looks like Canada is a lost cause now too. Any rocket scientists out there want to build a shuttle for those of us who like our rights? I think our chances of entering a wormhole and coming out in Narnia are better than the chance that government actually asks for permission from this point on.

      I thought I'd point out that this is a bill that the Conservative majority is attempting to ramrod through government... it is not law, and likely never will be. And if it does somehow become law, the "law" will be rejected by the first court case that uses it, as it is unconstitutional, against the Canadian Privacy Act, and has no legal merit. The big question is whether the ISPs will have the guts to say "no" when the RCMP comes (port) knocking.

  14. Judging from our experience with politicians by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone who says something like that is probably diddling children in his spare time.

  15. What's he so afraid of by Goose+In+Orbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that he's having to hide behind Parliamentary Privilege?

    Works both ways, does it not?

    1. Re:What's he so afraid of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ohhh... so all patents with state secrets are in reality hiding pornographers?
      And all the secret services too?
      What a revelation!!
      Why do not go right now and put all government into jail for it?

    2. Re:What's he so afraid of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes you wonder what they do in those "cabinet meetings" in the Prime Minister's office, doesn't it?

    3. Re:What's he so afraid of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vic Toews raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

  16. Well, I guess if you're in favor of public schools by MikeRT · · Score: 2

    You're in favor of putting kids in ready access of tens of thousands of pedophiles since:

    1) We know that predators seek places where their prey goes.
    2) There have been thousands of cases in the last few years of public school teachers in the US going to jail for having sex with minors.
    3) Whatever the cops can find is usually only the tip of the iceberg.

    So clearly, since you support ripping kids out of the loving arms of their parents and putting them in public schools, you MUST be in favor of putting them at risk for actual molestation by a pedophile.

  17. They doth protest too much by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Whenever I see these peope constantly banging the drums of how we have to continually make worse laws about controlling the Internet, one thing comes to my mind:

    Why do these government officials keep harping on it? Ministers like Ted Haggard attack gays constantly, and turn out to be gay themselves. Me thinks the government officials might be producing or consuming this material. Otherwise, why, might I ask, are you harping on it so much?

    1. Re:They doth protest too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I don't think it's that sinister. No one wants to elect someone that is tough on crime, so you have to be tough on crime to get elected. If you don't mention it, your opponents will say you're soft on crime. They won't come out and say you're a criminal or hang out with them, but oh how they'll imply it. If we take the limit of this situation out to infinity, eventually we'll just start having mass executions because someone MIGHT have committed a crime somewhere in your lineage or family at some point.

    2. Re:They doth protest too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      harping

      pun!

    3. Re:They doth protest too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the most effective ways to quit smoking is to help others quit smoking.

    4. Re:They doth protest too much by jamstar7 · · Score: 2

      It's all about control. Find somebody you can make into an enemy, like Jews, Gypsies, homosexuals, Arabs, whatever. Paint them to be the scum of the earth. Throw a little barbeque at the Reichstag with a handpicked 'scum' as the fall guy, then pack your pet legiscritters into session when the public demands you DO SOMETHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW and get your favorite piece of totolitarian legislation pushed through to maintain 'Law and Order'.

      Now you can prosecute opposition politicians from Vegas for corruption under the PATRIOT Act.

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    5. Re:They doth protest too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Ministers like Ted Haggard attack gays constantly, and turn out to be gay themselves.
      How often does this actually happen? Do you keep track, have any statistics, or anything like that?

    6. Re:They doth protest too much by HappyEngineer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If someone has impulses that they want to repress, that person will assume that everyone else has the same impulses. Normal people aren't worried about those things because they don't have the impulses and assume (probably rightly) that most people don't have those impulses.

      Anyone who strongly wants to control other people is someone whose personal behavior should be watched very very carefully.

      Never allow your children to be near anyone who walks around proclaiming that the world is full of child rapists.

    7. Re:They doth protest too much by tibit · · Score: 1, Informative

      +1 insightful

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    8. Re:They doth protest too much by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      So in other words, you're accusing everyone who is against child porn to be secretly child pornographers?

      You're no better than the ministers you're attacking.

      I know Christopher Hitchens made a bunch of money accusing anyone anti-something to be that something, but it's not a very ethical thing to do.

    9. Re:They doth protest too much by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Therefore common sense says that the Minister's children should be medically examined for signs of abuse.

      His refusal would be admitting that he has something to hide, and the children should be removed for their own safety.

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      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    10. Re:They doth protest too much by misexistentialist · · Score: 2

      He isn't just "against child porn", he is passionately interested in the subject and wants to radically change the law without offering a justification. Since it's impossible to argue with someone like that logically, questioning his motivations is legitimate. Now maybe his hysteria comes from being himself abused as a kid, maybe he just wants an easy win that will make himself look good at re-election, maybe he's been paid off by an internet surveillance company, or maybe he struggles daily with his lust for tender boy ass. The point is that the law is for himself, not the children.

    11. Re:They doth protest too much by Rary · · Score: 1

      In this case, Mister Toews is not at all actually interested in protecting children from pedophiles. He is simply playing the pedophile card to get this ridiculous legislation passed. The CBC made an interesting observation about the bill:

      The bill includes no mention of children or predators except in the title, which appears to have been changed after it was sent to the printers.

      Toews is a joke, and this country would be so much better off without him. The same goes for the rest of those idiots in the CPC.

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      "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." -- Albert Einstein

    12. Re:They doth protest too much by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      In its own way, this is just as bad as proclaiming that anybody who won't let the government snoop through their communications has something to hide. Anyone who walks around proclaiming the world is full of child rapists has had some compelling exposure to the fact that they exist. They may have been the child at one point. They might have read a high profile news story. That's me, as far as a lot of this surveillance stuff goes. I've never so much as had a car or house searched and have, as far as I know, never been under surveillance, but I read a lot, so I have strong opinions about it.

      A lot of those protect-the-children type organizations are started by the parents of child victims. They're a great case in point where people preaching the dangers of child rapists or murderers have an excellent reason for doing so and it's not because they are the offenders.

    13. Re:They doth protest too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. The concept is called psychological projection or projection bias referring to a person "projecting" their feelings on others.

  18. Canadian Legislator? by istartedi · · Score: 2

    They lean pretty far left up there. Surely he must have had coffee with a communist or two. Stop him at customs and interrogate him the next time he enters the US.

    (noted with sarcasm and reference to the HUAC. If you don't know what HUAC stands for, don't moderate).

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    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    1. Re:Canadian Legislator? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      I was going to say he sounds like one of our U.S. legislators -- spouting off again. But I've been a fool to believe that the U.S. has cornered the market on jackasses.

      --
      "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
    2. Re:Canadian Legislator? by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      Our PM is a proud and loyal member of the Christian and Missionary Alliance

      This means:
      A: He is a born again evangelical waiting on the second coming of Christ.
      B: The US has not cornered the market on jackasses.

    3. Re:Canadian Legislator? by Jesse_vd · · Score: 1

      Canadians lean a little left. The conservatives are firmly parked on the right and somehow slipped into a majority government. You see the problem.

    4. Re:Canadian Legislator? by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      'Somehow'? It's pretty clear how, and it's the classic recipe from 1930s Germany onwards: the left is electorally split, the right is not. Left votes are split between Liberal (even though they got just about no *seats* they still pulled at least 20% of the *votes* in most places), NDP, and to a lesser extent Green. Right votes are not split, the Cons are the only game in town. So the 45% of right-leaning voters beat the 55% of left-leaning voters, if the left-leaning voters split their votes 30/25, 35/20 or even 40/15.

    5. Re:Canadian Legislator? by Jesse_vd · · Score: 1

      Yes. Our electoral system blows. They have religion and 'tough on crime' to all rally around and the thinking people are split up. Do we get rid of parties? Enact first-past-the-post voting? That didn't pass here in B.C. but I'd love to see it tried at a national level. But it's not like Harper is going to suggest it...

    6. Re:Canadian Legislator? by Pope · · Score: 1

      We *have* a "First past the post" system. What you're thinking of is single transferable vote or proportional voting.

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      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    7. Re:Canadian Legislator? by Jesse_vd · · Score: 1

      Dammit. I just realized my mistake and came back to say that.

    8. Re:Canadian Legislator? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      So much for my escape plan.

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      "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
    9. Re:Canadian Legislator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US does have a monopoly, however.

      Disclaimer: I'm American. And to the rest of the world: I'm sorry.

    10. Re:Canadian Legislator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our PM is a proud and loyal member of the Christian and Missionary Alliance

      This means:

      A: He is a born again evangelical waiting on the second coming of Christ.

      B: The US has not cornered the market on jackasses.

      and
      C: He likes being on top.

    11. Re:Canadian Legislator? by anyGould · · Score: 1

      We *have* a "First past the post" system. What you're thinking of is single transferable vote or proportional voting.

      I'd prefer a weaker party system first. First past the post sounds bad, but it is the best way of accurately representing the wishes of a particular riding. You elect your mayor that way, after all. Where it breaks down is that once elected, your MP is far more accountable to their party than their riding (reinforced by the fact that most people vote down party lines anyway).

      But if we ever get around to doing that Senate reform, *that* would be a lovely place to do proportional voting. Use the votes from the House of Commons elections, farm out the senate seats proportionally.

  19. You need special privileges to say that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? Whenever I think of how much the U.S.A.'s going down the shitter, things like this and Canada's Human Rights Commission wake me up to the fact that there's really no emigration option that looks better than staying put. (Which in no way contradicts that we're heading down the shitter, just to be clear.)

    1. Re:You need special privileges to say that? by Jesse_vd · · Score: 1

      They're attempting to pass wiretapping legislation. I believe everything you've said on the internet can be monitored under the Patriot Act or something, can't it? And if not you can be sure they're listening anyway. At least our assholes ask first!

  20. Going by that logic... by neokushan · · Score: 0

    If you disagree with me, you must be a dick. Oh wait, that's probably true.

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  21. Double Standard much? by Avarist · · Score: 2

    How people fail to see the double standard these politicians hold is beyond me.

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    In Capitalist US, the commerce controls the Government.
  22. I'm so confused! by ugglybabee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Torn between my deep love of child porn and my long-held belief that online surveillance is also pretty hot.

    1. Re:I'm so confused! by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Yes, Minister.

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      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
  23. How to explain the law to a non-techie by Lev13than · · Score: 5, Informative

    The proposed bill is like the Government of Canada forcing the phone companies to keep a record of every call that you make or receive, and insisting that Canada Post keep a register of every piece of mail that you send or receive. They'd still need a warrant to actually open your mail, but they don't need anyone's permission to build a profile of who you correspond with including who, how often, at what time of day etc...

    The minister has gone on record to say that if you don't want the government to have a complete list of the letters you send through the mail, then you support child pornography. There is apparently no middle ground.

    Now take the phone/mail analogy and replace it with everything that you do online - all the websites you visit, Facebook posts you make and emails you send. If you think that's a reasonable limit on your freedom then you should support the bill. If you don't want the government poking around your history file then you should let them know.

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    When you have nothing left to burn you must set yourself on fire
    1. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually your analogy is closer to the truth than you think: the bill would make ISPs record phone calls for later use by police, or give the police wiretapping abilities without a warrant.

    2. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think that the recent Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal does a good job of making the analogy.

    3. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by na1led · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So all they need is an excuse like pulling you over for speeding, then they sift through your entire life's history and pile on more fines!

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      -- By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
    4. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by mark-t · · Score: 1

      But... to play devil's advocate for a moment here... why should they even need a warrant to open your mail? After all, if you aren't doing or saying anything wrong, what difference should it make who sees the contents of your mail, right?

    5. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      The phone companies analogy isn't an analogy, that's exactly what they want the phone companies (which means the ISPs and cable companies as well) to do. Store all communications between parties for x number of months, so that the police can order up a disc drive full of phone calls after the fact instead of ordering up wiretaps ahead of the fact. Canada Post, not so much. Her Majesty's Mail still enjoys its ancient protections. For now.

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      Rule of Slashdot #0: You and people like you are not representative of the larger population. - A.C.
    6. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 2

      The proposed bill is like the Government of Canada forcing the phone companies to keep a record of every call that you make or receive, and insisting that Canada Post keep a register of every piece of mail that you send or receive. They'd still need a warrant to actually open your mail, but they don't need anyone's permission to build a profile of who you correspond with including who, how often, at what time of day etc...

      Not only that. One of the most important parts of the bill that's being opposed is in section 16 of the proposed act:

      16. (1) On written request by a person designated under subsection (3) that includes prescribed identifying information, every telecommunications service provider must provide the person with identifying information in the service provider’s possession or control respecting the name, address, telephone number and electronic mail address of any subscriber to any of the service provider’s telecommunications services and the Internet protocol address and local service provider identifier that are associated with the subscriber’s service and equipment.

      Anonymity can now be killed without a warrant. "Persons designated under subsection (3)" are any police officers (municipal, provincial, or RCMP), CSIS, or the Commissioner of Competition.

    7. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by jpmorgan · · Score: 0

      The proposed bill is like the Government of Canada forcing the phone companies to keep a record of every call that you make or receive, and insisting that Canada Post keep a register of every piece of mail that you send or receive. They'd still need a warrant to actually open your mail, but they don't need anyone's permission to build a profile of who you correspond with including who, how often, at what time of day etc...

      Except that's not true. Any long-term data preservation under bill C-30 requires an order signed by a judge.

      487.013 (1) On ex parte application made by a peace officer or public officer, a justice or judge may order a person to preserve computer data that is in their possession or control when they receive the order.

      People are calling this warrantless wiretapping are simply wrong. If you read the actual bill - not what some talking heads are saying - any production of data requires judicial oversight, just like a phone wiretap. There is a provision that lets the police order ISPs to start recording data, but it's only allowed as the first step of an investigation, and has to be approved by a judge within a couple of weeks... the law requires that they immediately destroy that data without releasing it to the police if they don't get approval. Any collection after that point in time, and any release of data has to have judicial oversight and approval. That's all covered in section 487.

      There are some privacy issues in this bill, but suggesting there's any sort of general long-term data collection mandate is laughably wrong.

      This same thing happened regarding bill C-11... people started campaigning against it by comparing it to SOPA. That was a gross overreaction, as C-11 had very little in comparison, and after people started realising the significant difference, the critics of C-11 began to look very foolish. There are some problems with C-30, but again if people insist on campaigning against it with outright falsehoods, you're going to look very silly - and undermine your own cause in the long run - after the more levelheaded commentators start picking it apart and discover that the original critics have been fibbing.

    8. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Persons designated under subsection (3)" are any police officers (municipal, provincial, or RCMP), CSIS, or the Commissioner of Competition.

      I saw something quoted from the bill earlier about what sort of police counts that included "or provincial or foreign jurdisdiction". Could persons designated under subsection (3) include the FBI? the CIA? The guys in charge of oppression in China?

    9. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 2

      "Persons designated under subsection (3)" are any police officers (municipal, provincial, or RCMP), CSIS, or the Commissioner of Competition.

      I saw something quoted from the bill earlier about what sort of police counts that included "or provincial or foreign jurdisdiction". Could persons designated under subsection (3) include the FBI? the CIA? The guys in charge of oppression in China?

      Not exactly. The designated persons are:

      The Commissioner of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, the Director of the Canadian Security Intelligence Service, the Commissioner of Competition and the chief or head of a police service constituted under the laws of a province may designate for the purposes of this section any employee of his or her agency, or a class of such employees, whose duties are related to protecting national security or to law enforcement.

      However, the request can be made by those designated persons...

      only in performing, as the case may be, a duty or function

      (a) of the Canadian Security Intelligence Service under the Canadian Security Intelligence Service Act;

      (b) of a police service, including any related to the enforcement of any laws of Canada, of a province or of a foreign jurisdiction; or

      (c) of the Commissioner of Competition under the Competition Act.

      So the FBI can request that the RCMP do this; if the RCMP agrees, then the ISP must comply. Even if it's a foreign-originated request for a foreign crime, no warrant is required.

    10. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 2

      And I should have worded the opening here not as "not only that", since that's not... accurate (did I actually read your post?). The bill requires that all TSPs have the ability to record everything (and allows for inspectors to enter any TSP to perform an inspection, with few restrictions on what they can do, which is a bit concerning). It doesn't actually require recording everything, and doesn't allow it without a warrant...

    11. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 2

      People are calling this warrantless wiretapping are simply wrong. If you read the actual bill - not what some talking heads are saying - any production of data requires judicial oversight

      Except for personally identifying subscriber information including name, phone number, address, email address, and IP address. Which is what many of the bigger critics, including Open Media, seem to be railing against.

      if people insist on campaigning against it with outright falsehoods, you're going to look very silly - and undermine your own cause in the long run

      Very true. I get annoyed when people just blindly repeat what they hear about a bills like this. The content is openly available on the parliament's website. Our laws also tend to be surprisingly easy to read.

    12. Re:How to explain the law to a non-techie by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      It is that and much more.

      It is also pulling you over for speeding, and charging you with any evidence they find of any crime you may have committed (or have been alleged to commit).

      It is also likely to be used as time goes on by corporations to acquire evidence from police for use in civil suits (i.e. suing students and grandmothers into oblivion).

  24. Someone start following him around with a camera. by Kenja · · Score: 1

    If he protests, its proof that he's a child pornographer.

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    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
  25. McCarthyism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's sad how politicians are so willing to embrace something foul they understand in order to combat something beautiful they don't. They all seem willing to place the Internet in a permanent state of McCarthyism, rather than admit that they do not understand it. It's the same fallacy again and again, those who value their privacy must have something to hide, it only benefits those that do not attach themselves to the Internet in any meaningful way.

  26. Barking up the wrong tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't try to rationalize it. Call it out for what it is: a money grab. It's all about money.

    They want you to keep focused on their justification (child safety) and their method (oppression of innocents). That's how they win: by keeping you focused on their carefully-prepared "syllabus". So forget all that. Instead, follow the money, and bring it to the forefront. The money is what this is all about, same as any expansion of government.

    Power is merely a stepping stone to riches.

    1. Re:Barking up the wrong tree by similar_name · · Score: 1

      Power is merely a stepping stone to riches.

      In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

  27. Logical Fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This approach is called "logical fallacy". I am not saying this to "make fun" of the creature that used that argument in public; he must know better if he is educated. Really, no point exists for us to comment on or argue with these statements to the extent that many here did. This man is using false logic and, therefore, it logically follows that we would ignore him. The only reason he makes news at all is because he finds himself elected; possibly by a public less educated than he is. This means he is taking advantage of his constituent's lacking education, which he probably had a hand in ensuring through lack of proper funds or initiatives to provide proper education. This demonstrates how politicians exploit people daily; if he genuinely does not know what he is doing then he is unfit for public life.

    1. Re:Logical Fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This approach is called "logical fallacy".

      The term you want is "false dichotomy", which is only a small subset of logical fallacies.

  28. Parliamentary privelige by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the UK this only applies to things said within the house of commons. I have seen people challenge MPs to repeat such allegations on programmes like Question Time & Newsnight - basically "I fucking totally dare you". The usual response is "no comment" or similar obfuscation.

    Does Canada's work the same way? Perhaps someone should ask Vic Toews to step outside.

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    1. Re:Parliamentary privelige by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it does. And the fallout is basically the same as you've discussed there.

    2. Re:Parliamentary privelige by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does. You can basically tell any lie in Parliament and get away with it. Only the Speaker of the House can reprimand people and he's a Conservative.

    3. Re:Parliamentary privelige by 6031769 · · Score: 1

      In the UK this only applies to things said within the house of commons.

      Point of information: it also applies to things said within the House of Lords as well. In fact to anything said within the chambers of the Houses of Parliament by members of those houses (hence the term).

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      McAllister: Arrr. Give me 5 minutes.
    4. Re:Parliamentary privelige by a_mari_usque_ad_mare · · Score: 1

      It works the same way. Our MPs and Senators (Canada's "Lords") are usually very careful about what they say outside of Parliament.

      What the minister said is not so out of line for what passes as discourse in the house of commons, which is best described as a room full of retarded shrieking monkeys. This current government is quite petty and crass, and they have said worse.

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      The map is not the territory.
    5. Re:Parliamentary privelige by anyGould · · Score: 1

      That's true here - but we have two problems:

      There's near-zero chance of getting Toews on a remotely-hostile talk show (because we don't have many, and Harper pretty much bans his people from talking off-point)

      Second, none of our opposition parties have quite found the fortitude to call them out in that way. (Which is more's the pity that Layton died - he was that sort of firebrand.)

  29. 100 years!!! by stanlyb · · Score: 0

    100 years after the invention of the psychoanalyze, and after his father Sigmund Freud proved that all, i repeat: ALL "unusual" behavior of the human beings is either actually "normal" or result of trauma, which in one or another sense caused the mental illness, hence the before mentioned people are not criminal but MENTALLY SICK, and still we are trying to treat the normal people with the same receipt as we are treating the sick people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FOR GOD SAKE, i am not sick, as are all of us, until proven the opposite, and till then i DON'T want to drink all the legal drugs intended for the sick people, or be imprisoned in these special clinics, or be castrated, simply because I AM NOT SICK. ACCEPT it you m%^#$^%$#%^$# f%^$&%^$^. If you still insist that both the sick and healthy people should eat trough a tube attached to the vein, then i would be SICK to accept it.

    1. Re:100 years!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was painful to try to read.

    2. Re:100 years!!! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Be nice. I think he's mentally ill.

    3. Re:100 years!!! by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      I dont drink medication, hence i am fine. The same logic says that you are mentally ill.

    4. Re:100 years!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont drink medication, hence i am fine.

      I think you're a little confused about how cause and effect works.

    5. Re:100 years!!! by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      That's retardist.

    6. Re:100 years!!! by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      You think...BEEEEEP....

    7. Re:100 years!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not projecting the iconoclastic image you want to think you are.

      You are terrified that everyone can see right through you, and you are right.

  30. Since When by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did the Republicans invade Canada? I thought it was too cold for them up here!

    1. Re:Since When by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Are you saying Republicans are really reptiles?

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    2. Re:Since When by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Are you saying Republicans are really reptiles?

      HEY NOW! There is absolutely no need to engage in the slander of reptiles here!

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    3. Re:Since When by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would explain so much...

    4. Re:Since When by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      You know, I think you might be on to something there....

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      Rule of Slashdot #0: You and people like you are not representative of the larger population. - A.C.
    5. Re:Since When by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all. Some of them are amphibians.

  31. Which is worse? by dbet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would argue it's better to expose a few children to sex way before they're ready for it, than it is to expose all of them to an invasive government that scrutinizes their every action "for the greater good".

    1. Re:Which is worse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue, that if you don't let the government install a camera in your bathroom, you're probably with all of those people involved in domestic abuse.

    2. Re:Which is worse? by a_mari_usque_ad_mare · · Score: 1

      Really, though, the choice is not between one or the other, but between one or both. The Government of Canada only has direct control over whether they implement internet surveillance, they cannot realistically stop child abuse. This current government is a big fan of expensive yet empty gestures, for instance their mandatory minimum sentencing bill.

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      The map is not the territory.
  32. Clearly We Are Terrorists by ScooterComputer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Eh, I was once told by Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter that I was advocating for terrorists breaking military encryption because I was against the DMCA. I was trying to explain to a Town Hall meeting how the DMCA made it illegal for purchasers to exercise the right of fair use to copy a DVD because the content industry had merely put on an invisible wrapper of encryptionbasically they paid for a Bill to fleece us in the digital age. Specter went on a rant that I was talking about wanting to allow terrorists to be able to circumvent military encryption. I tried to correct him, but he was too dumb stupid to correct. (I'd give him the benefit of the doubt that he was really being hyper-intelligent and deftly torpedoing my argument, if his rant wasn't so completely devoid of factual basis and comprised mostly of ignorant run-ons--so I can't even do that.)

    Priceless was the 80-something year old lady who approached me in the parking lot while I was sitting in my car waiting to exit. I thought she was going to hit me over the head with her purse, you know, for having the gall to speak so bluntly with a Senator/Elder Statesman. Instead she said that she had no idea what I was talking about, but that was clear the Senator didn't know anything either, and that he should have instead listened to me. She was angry with him for having voted for something he clearly didn't understand. So, even if I didn't get Specter to "get it", at least one of his voters did!

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    Scott
    "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
    1. Re:Clearly We Are Terrorists by T-Bucket · · Score: 5, Insightful

      See, the thing is, he did "get it". "It" of course, being a large infusion of cash from the industry benefiting from the DMCA.

  33. Torn by emagery · · Score: 1

    I do actually want a reworked internets that requires a unique honest 'token' for all users; not to surveil them, but to help services believe you are a real person and have something to do to the authorities with if you commit a crime using their service. The police know where your house is (or can find it easily enough) and yet, this doesn't mean they're looking in your windows all day every day watching everything you do. I want all sites, services, providers, and users of the internet to be ACCOUNTABLE and demonstrably not a bot or a virus or what have you. My job writing code trying to safeguard my organization's site against these contingencies would be a lot easier if not for 'privacy,' spoofed IPs, etc. /rant

    1. Re:Torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an anonymous coward, I must say fuck you, good sir. I prefer my lack of accountability to your version of order. You would trade civil liberty for ease of your job? Again, fuck you.

    2. Re:Torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So everyone on the internet is on permanent house arrest?

    3. Re:Torn by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that you want all people doing legitimate things to be fully tracked and accountable for their actions, with "irrefutable proof" of what they've done online.

      Meanwhile, those bots and viruses etc. that you dislike, not following laws and protocols, will joe job the people who are now fully tracked, calling them to account for what? For using the code you wrote to safeguard your organizations site, and finding that it failed.

      We're talking about people here... the Internet doesn't really bring anything new in this respect; people have been doing this for as long as there have been people. So has mother nature, for that matter.

      Oh, and if someone did find a magic cure, you'd be out of a job.

    4. Re:Torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second this "fuck you" towards emagery.

  34. If that doesn't work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He can always say, "Pro Terrorist" or maybe "Pro Kill-Women-and-Children-in-their-sleep-on-live-tv-while-wanking-and-eating-popcorn-with-the-same-hand".

    Propaganda campaigns know no limits.

    On a side note, we should never allow the fictitious issues to cloud the main issue: Liberty

    Tomorrow someone else will declare that the system's in place to "protect" copyright work perfectly for their next "book burning" campaign because someone used the internet to find out the chemical composition of C4 and has also been known to purchase equipment that could be used in meth labs (cotton balls). Investigations reveals that the bloke has a half-pound of KaN in his locker what could have used along with other ingredients found in a hardware store to level a paper machet model of the new city landmark. And who cares because the profile fits and nobody else gives a damn about what happens to one more loser.

    We should all stop exercising our liberty to do nothing.

  35. Who is Vic Toews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vic Toews is a complete and utter asshole. I'm a Canadian and I'm allowed to say that. It is isn't slander or libel, just the truth.

  36. Either for child rape or for the abolition of RCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Similarly, the minister must either be in favor of child rape or in favor of the complete abolition of the Catholic Church, amirite?

  37. What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you aren't into child pornography, then you should have nothing to worry about.

  38. What are you trying to hide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean really, if the cops don't have enough evidence (which is next to nothing) to go to a judge & get a warrant, then the cops are trying to hide something...

  39. Vic Toews browsing history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Being an upstanding citizen and a person to lead by example, I look forward to Vic Toews releasing his web browsing history to the public.

  40. Sounds Very Familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    “He can either stand with us, or with the child pornographers.” Canadian Public Safety Minister Vic Toews, February 13, 2012

    "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." US President George W. Bush, September 20, 2001

    As a Canadian living in the US, it is very sad to see Canada adopting the US model for copyright, censorship, and civilian spying.

    I ask all Canadians to demand an inquest into Mr. Toews copyright infringement of the American President, and demand a full retraction of his statement for failing to acknowledge its original source.

    A false dichotomy if ever there was one, from a two faced-politician.

  41. Canned Reply by tboulay · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I sent a letter in protest to my MP and got a similar canned response. it appears to be an answer from any conservatives in government. Here was my reply from Pierre Poilievre, my local MP.

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    Thank you for your message.

    As you point out, these Bills did not pass in an earlier session of Parliament, and will need to be re-introduced. As such, I cannot comment on them until that time and the text is available.

    That being said, our message is clear: if people use technology to commit crimes, such as distributing child pornography, the police will apprehend them and they will be punished to the full extent of the law.

    Sincerely,

    Pierre Poilievre, M.P. Nepean-Carleton
    Parliamentary Secretary to the Minister of Transport, Infrastructure and Communities
    LP
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    1. Re:Canned Reply by addie · · Score: 1

      That there should be canned responses from Conservative MPs is no surprise. Harper has put such a stranglehold on government communications (he what, tripled the number of communications staff?) that MPs no longer have the ability to present their individual views to their constituents.

      This bill is going to be introduced, debate is going to be limited again based on the argument that it's been discussed previously, it will be passed through the House and the Senate, and there's really nothing we can do about it.

      I think our American neighbours would be surprised to learn how much relative power the Prime Minister has over his government, compared to their President. When that power is exercised, it's virtually unstoppable, and it's terrifying.

    2. Re:Canned Reply by tboulay · · Score: 1

      Ya, the only way that we get any kind of accountability is when a party is in the position of a minority government. At least that way we can pressure the other, smaller parties (Lib/NDP) and the Cons can't shove things through without at least one other party on their side.

    3. Re:Canned Reply by Lazarian · · Score: 1

      Nice response. Even though he hasn't read the new text of the bill, he sounds like he's going to vote for it passing regardless. Nice touch of including a veiled threat of prosecution and of sympathizing with cp dealers.

    4. Re:Canned Reply by anyGould · · Score: 1
      At least you got a canned reply from your MP. I got a canned reply from my MP's secretary (Laurie Hawn is my MP, Jordan is apparently his roundfiler.)

      Thank you for sharing your comments and concerns with us on lawful access and electronic surveillance. Mr. Hawn greatly appreciates hearing from his constituents, and I will pass your comments on to him.

      If there is anything else we can help you with, please feel free to contact our office.

      Jordan Fraser

      Parliamentary Assistant

      Hon. Laurie Hawn, PC, CD, MP

      Edmonton Centre

    5. Re:Canned Reply by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

      I dont think thats even the correct canned response
      The correct one would contain something saying "Our message is clear: your privacy online will be protected"

  42. This is just another Jewish Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a shame that we have high ranking Law professors OPENLY supporting child pornography. The only thing I can think of that comes close to this egregious violation of civil decorum is when Jewish Sympathizers were elected to the German Reichstag. I mean then you had Jew Lovers in the government, now you have Child lovers openly practicing law in Canada. We need to do something to round up these child predators before they corrupt our youth, just like they did in Germany. Keep them away from kids, and for god sakes, label them so we know to stay away. Right now the problem is that the systematic identification of child pornographers is mainly based on heresay. e.g. All catholic priests, are pedophiles. This is just not good enough, for a civil society. We need to come up with a board that will systematically categorize the population based on their likely hood of being a pedophile. White Mormans should come up on top of coarse, just under lawyers for the whatever child pedophilia organization these lawyers in the article were supporting.

  43. Key words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The key word we touched on by the top commenter was "Legislator"
    Legislator: n ~ person appointed by their "peers" to make ignorant and inflammatory statements with the aim of drawing attention to poorly reasoned and rarely fact based opinions.

  44. Both by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm for BOTH child porn AND internet surveillance

  45. Fuck Yeah! by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I stand with child pornographers. When they came for the communists, I didn't speak out because I was not a communist. When they came for the trade unionists, I didn't speak out because I was not a trade unionist. When they came for the drug users, I didn't speak out because I wasn't a drug user. When they came for the terrorists, I didn't speak out because I wasn't a terrorist. When they came for the child pornographers, I didn't speak out because I wasn't a child pornographer. When they came for me, there was nobody left to speak out for me.

    So yes, at some point we should all be speaking out, even if we don't belong with the group targeted at that point.

    1. Re:Fuck Yeah! by KhabaLox · · Score: 2

      Don't buy into his false equivalency. I don't and won't speak out when they come for the child pornographers, because they damn well should come for child pornographers. The other groups you list are not the same (except maybe terrorists).

      This post, and many others I've seen, say "I'll stand with the pornographers. They're better than a tyrannical governments." That is insane and stupid. It gives credence to his false argument. You're not standing with the pornographers, you're standing with law abiding citizens you have a right to privacy. That child pornographers benefit from this as well is an unfortunate side effect.

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    2. Re:Fuck Yeah! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You're not standing with the pornographers, you're standing with law abiding citizens you have a right to privacy.

      The child pornographers and law abiding citizens want the same thing, so the law abiding citizens are knowingly siding with the child pornographers. My point is, I'm ok with that. I'm also against MADD. I'd never drive drunk, but MADD has gone well past "safe roads" and is in loony Prohibition territory. So yes, I'll stand with the drunk drivers on the side everyone should be on (the side for safe roads, which MADD opposes at this point).

      The real problem is we have an insane 2-party system that ingrains "us or them" at an early age. Anyone not with you is supporting the worst of the worst of the other side. Go pay attention to the insane ramblings of the conservative kooks the last 10 years. Anyone that didn't side with them was for Nancy Pelosi. They picked one person to demonize, then asserted that all opposition to their point *must* be a supporter of the demon they created (whether or not that demonagoguery was earned, it was at the very least greatly inflated).

      But countries with healthy multi-party systems don't have this problem. We brought it on ourselves and deserve what we get.

    3. Re:Fuck Yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really the question is, what percentage of the population is actually a CP? Is it 0.0003% of the population? I'm just grabbing at a number there. But I'm really wondering what percentage it is.

    4. Re:Fuck Yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they came for the communists, I didn't speak out because I was not a communist. When they came for the trade unionists, I didn't speak out because I was not a trade unionist. When they came for the drug users, I didn't speak out because I wasn't a drug user. ....

      For a minute there I was worried that you would conclude "...but when they came for the child pornographers - well, then I spoke out."

  46. 1984 and Big Brother by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    People don't understand or care about the implications of the surveillance. The only way to make them care is to raise awareness using an image that people know and understand.

    That image is "Big Brother" from 1984. That's the message that has to be put across by the anti-surveillance campaigners. Move the argument from a rational one to an emotional one. The other side has already done this, the solution is to raise the stakes.

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    1. Re:1984 and Big Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  47. Troll by c4tp · · Score: 4, Funny

    TFA is trolling. Mod Toews down!

  48. Re:Worry about Catholic churches, not the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Church is extremely rich. There will never be an investigation or prosecutions directed at the catholic cult. It doesn't matter now much people come forward telling of their abuse by those of the cloth, or how many cases there are against the pedophiles, the Pope will just have them moved to a new district.

  49. what burns me is by RobertLTux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    how they define CP is so broad now a days that a Father video taping his own daughter Ballet dancing could be considered CP

    I would think that unless it includes

    1 full nudity
    2 Intercourse (or related activities)
    3 some other crime
    4 is otherwise devoid of artistic/diagnostic merit

    it should not be legally considered CP

    and i would rather see a thousand "modeling" sites than have anything on the books that can be used to censor/track EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING

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    1. Re:what burns me is by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      Whilst I agree with most of what you said, option 4 is the most difficult to prove. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    2. Re:what burns me is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are more then a couple embarrassing full nude pictures in the parents photo albums of plenty of us as kids, running around the house after discarding diapers or in the bath with our siblings playing with action figures, battleships, etc as parents make you wash that aren't pornography in any way. So even just "fully nude" could be a pretty overly broad definition.

    3. Re:what burns me is by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      and if written correctly the rule would work the way "we" want. If you can't prove lack of artistic or diagnostic merit then this rule drops out (case dismissed).

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    4. Re:what burns me is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and i would rather see a thousand "modeling" sites than have anything on the books that can be used to censor/track EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING

      You just admitted publicly that you want to see "modeling" sites, so don't be surprised if you see a black van parked across from your house later today.

    5. Re:what burns me is by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      A father? Eww, incestuous too!
      I can't remember the details, but wasn't there a police investigation against parents who had pictures of their baby daughter in the bathtub developed at a photo lab?

    6. Re:what burns me is by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Good points, but the "related activities" and "artistic merit" is precisely the ambiguities being used to enforce all this shite in the first place.

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    7. Re:what burns me is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any person using FTFY or editing my postings agrees to a US$50.00 honorarium

      FTFY

  50. The problem is by koan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Reasonable thought out arguments don't get as much airtime, those that do are generally not "simple" enough for the general populace to grasp, so it's easier to say "if you aren't this then you're this" and in the US our media excels at this type of reporting, dumb down and free of depth or rational thought.

    A sample of headlines:
    "POLL: Catholics turn on Obama..."
    "MURDOCH HIT BY FEUD OVER SUN"
    "Obama justice continues investigation...Witch hunt"
    "OUTLAW COUNTRY: Naked Texas cowgirl, 18, arrested after police chase..."

    *sigh*

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  51. that reminds me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    only a sith deals in absolutes

    1. Re:that reminds me by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      Do or Do not. There is no try. -

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  52. Kind of ironic. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    Soon after this article, a few articles such as this showed up. And these describe perfectly the "for the children" pro-censorship mentality that I was talking about (anyone who disagrees must be a pedophile).

    But this is for the children, so I must be a pedophile for disagreeing with him.

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  53. It's that simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If my only choices were between Vic Toews and child pornographers, I'd rather support the later as the lesser evil.

  54. I photograph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A pretty girl on the eve of her 18th birthday, I'm a pedophile. The next day, I'm an artist.

    1. Re:I photograph by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

      [I photograph] A pretty girl on the eve of her 18th birthday, I'm a pedophile. The next day, I'm an artist.

      And a couple of years later, when the morons in congress enact yet another ex post facto law (for the children, of course), you're a pedophile again. Welcome to reality.

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  55. This is Proof that NAFTA works! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    It seems that our Exporting of Complete Stupidity has worked! Glad to see your Canadians are using the supply of completely corrupt and stupid people we have been offering. Nice to see you guys using them in Government Positions like we have down here!

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  56. The year 2027 by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

    The last days of the human race.
    No child has been born for 18 years.

    Which is a good thing, because we can finally enjoy our internet freedom in peace.

    1. Re:The year 2027 by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      The last days of the human race.
      No child has been born for 18 years.

      Which is a good thing, because we can finally enjoy our internet freedom in peace.

      You forgot the terrorists. And the pirates.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  57. What about TOR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this legislation passes, does the Canadian govt ban TOR?

  58. He is right, it is absolutely true by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am not a great fan of crypto nerds because I know just how idiotic the idea of a darknet is in a dictatorship. A darknet lights up light a christmas tree at your ISP if they can be bothered and in places in the world, they can be bothered. So what if it is encrypted? That never stopped the goons.

    So... what do we need a free internet for? To AVOID getting that far. It would be nice if humanity always veered towards doing what was right for the greater good, if all journalists always could be counted on to ask the hard questions. That politicians don't look away because they think it helps their cause in the long term.

    A free internet is a new tool to share information outside the main stream, it is as revolutionary as the printing press and the post office (For women's lib, the post office suddenly allowed them to communicate with anyone without needing permission) before. But the printing press was used to reproduce child porn and the post office was used to distribute it. Not so long ago (70's) child porn (and I am not talking David Hamilton style stuff) was produced fairly openly and sold. But this was done through tech that allowed Martin Luther to take the bible out of the church and into the domain of the common people AND to spread his anti-semitism that would on day lead to the holocaust.

    Tech isn't good or bad but banning tech because there are not so nice uses for it, that is silly and dangerous. Silly because you can't put the cat back in the bag. People have tried it. The printing press, mechanical harvesters, cars. They all been attacked and are now a part of our lives. The internet allows anyone to communicate with anyone else at a near neg-liable cost. But this also means spammers and scammers can reach an audience in the past even Hollywood could not dream off. 911 from Nigeria might have negative overtones but it also means that people from what is not one of the most developed nations in the world can deal as equals with those developed nations. Ever tried calling Africa on the phone? Sent a wire? A letter? Sure, a percentage uses that connection for scams but how much information is being shared for the good of both sides as well?

    And you can't have one without the other. Either you allow everyone to communicate or you don't. The makers of Freenet faced this, the simple fact is that the only real use for Freenet in the west at the moment is to share files that you can't share anywhere else and for a LOOOOOOONG time, that only was child porn. If you ever use Tor you can see just what it contains, hate (nazi wannabe's), a tiny bit of drugs for those who think the police has nothing better to do and under aged porn.

    You can say you want to get rid of that part of Freenet but you can't. Either you have free communication or your don't. Child porn is even nastier then terrorism, I can say I am willing to take the risk of being blown up but I can't accept that risk on behalf of someone elses child.

    Child porn is real and it is big, torrents are pretty clean and usenet can be realtively easy administred but as said, Tor and Freenet are full of it and so are other P2P programs. You can combat it easily, just restrict all traffic to non-encrypted, known content that is filtered and block any unknown traffic. Hiding data in data? Can't be done if the data is known, just make the Internet the Internet Microsoft and Apple dream off, all content pre-approved.

    Do you think that is impossible? HA! IT IS ALREADY HERE. The movies you watch, the TV you watch, the music you listen to, the articles you read. ALL have been screened to make sure it is "safe" for you to consume. Hell, we don't even need the state for it, we do it ourselves right here on Slashdot all the time.

    That is how tempting it is. If you are for a free internet, browse slashdot at -11.

    It is tempting to want to get rid of child porn and you can do it, you just have to sacrifice everyones freedom and make it just a bit easier for a wannabe dictator to one day get away with it. But how do you def

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:He is right, it is absolutely true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you ever use Tor you can see just what it contains,..."

      It 'contains' everything.
      You pull this stuff out of your ass, you moron.
      You have no idea what you're talking of.

  59. Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 3, Informative

    While there is wide opposition to the bill in Canada, including every province's privacy commissioner, the federal government's privacy commissioner, and many people across party lines, with a majority in parliament the conservatives will ram this law through faster than Justice Minister Vic Toews (pronounced taze... like tazer) ramming a mistress. They have a track record of cutting off debate they don't like. Meanwhile, the government currently has the ability to get access to this information, as long as they first obtain a warrant from a judge.

    This is the government that shut down the federal gun registry and eliminated the long form census based on privacy concerns. The hypocrisy is not surprising considering it is well known the publicly 'devout' Christian justice minister (and unofficial "Minister of Family Values") introducing the bill is divorced as a result of keeping a decades younger mistress with whom he fathered a child and at least one documented case of conflict of interest. Needless to say, the various privacy commissioners and opposition Members of Parliament are not amused at being classified as pedophiles (since they are against the government on this one), and several have stated this: ' "Apparently, if you care about civil liberties in this country you obviously side with child pornographers, murderers," she (Green party Leader Elizabeth May) said.'

    So non-Canadians understand, in the Canadian system of government, the leader of a party has final say on who can run for the party in each riding (district in American vernacular). And he/she has the ability to kick elected members out of the party. If you aren't in a party the rules allow you almost no right to speak in the house in order to give your opinion, or ask questions of the government in question period. In other words, you have little ability to represent your riding. You must vote as you are told or be ostracized. And any party member who works with you will face the same penalty. This means that since the conservatives have a majority in the house and the senate, this law will be passed regardless on how Canadians feel about it. Personally I think the Canadian system is flawed and only avoided these kinds of issues by luck in the past. Now that parties are exploiting these democratic inadequacies, the whole thing is going downhill fast.

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    1. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They can pass all the laws they want. It doesn't make them legal.

      How long did it take for a judge to say, "No, these mandatory sentences are not acceptable!"? Not too long.

      Canada has a Charter of Rights and a Constitution. No law can be passed that violates those. The Constitution itself says that it is the supreme law of the land. This proposed law clearly violates Section 8 and simply can't stand. They'll pass it anyway because they're authoritarians that want to find out any little detail that can be used against you if you ever want to run for office. Look at what they tried to do to Jack Layton last election: "HE GOT A MASSAGE!".

      But this law will be struck down hard and fast by the first judge that sees a case where this evidence is used.

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    2. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by nbauman · · Score: 0

      While there is wide opposition to the bill in Canada, including every province's privacy commissioner, the federal government's privacy commissioner, and many people across party lines, with a majority in parliament the conservatives will ram this law through faster than Justice Minister Vic Toews (pronounced taze... like tazer) ramming a mistress.

      This really is disappointing. I always thought of Canada as the refuge you could go to if you were running away from the draft or slavery or if the Republicans took over.

      In this country, any conservative politician who was caught with a mistress like that would have to resign for at least one election cycle.

      Any videos?

    3. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by adonoman · · Score: 1

      Vic Toews (pronounced taze... like tazer)

      Actually it rhymes with waves. The 'w' is read as a 'v' due to it's German/Mennonite origin.

    4. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by rikkards · · Score: 1

      The problem is that how much taxpayer's money is going to be wasted getting it accepted and subsequently thrown out? Rather than introducing new laws they should look at what they already have.
      Hey I respected Layton more after I heard about his incident at a rub and tug.

    5. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      But this law will be struck down hard and fast by the first judge that sees a case where this evidence is used.

      Unfortunately, this bill doesn't map to prosecution of court cases. There is no legal accountability in it. This bill enables hoarding of private information, with no recourse. It doesn't really matter whether it ever shows up in the courtroom, as this bill is not intended to gather evidence, it is intended to gather information, which can be used to then find out what someone might be guilty of and then go after them through the standard means once you know what they're up to.

      Once again, this information will never be used as evidence, except possibly as evidence used to get court orders to gather evidence. This makes it BAD, not good.

    6. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Oh I agree that it's a terrible waste of time and money. Nevertheless, it's a drop in the bucket compared to what they wasted on G8/G20 and arguably on the Olympics. Look at how much they spent fighting Insite all the way to the SCC. Really, all this government HAS been doing is wasting citizens' money hand over fist so why would you expect them to stop now that they have a majority? We're going to be wholly fucked by the time these clowns get out of office.

      I go to an RMT once a month (I have an appointment tomorrow, actually). It's hard to get your shoulders massaged with your shirt on.

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    7. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      If a PC gets kicked out of caucus by Stewie the Shithead, I can promise that there are two other parties that would hire them PDQ. I mean, fuck, Keith Martin was in five or six parties by the time he left Ottawa.

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    8. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tave (like wave), not Taze.

    9. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they just include the "Notwithstanding clause" into the bill. No need for that pesky charter of rights to get in the way.

    10. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by wwbbs · · Score: 1

      And this judge will either A) be unemployed B) The judgment will be repealed by a higher courtC Harper will change the rules

    11. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      You can't fire judges in Canada. They aren't elected. Sure, they could put an act of Parliament together to try and fire the judge (which is possible in theory but has never been done) but that's The End Forever of the PC party.

      The SCC has repeatedly voted against laws that violate Section 8.

      Harper can TRY to change the rules if he likes, but it's not his country. If the Harper Government (TM) passes unconstitutional laws, including those that mandate minimum sentences or invade the privacy of the citizens, then they're going to be surprised with the SCC rules against them again.

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    12. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by epp_b · · Score: 1

      (pronounced taze... like tazer)

      Sorry, I can't help myself ... it's actually pronounced "Taves" (long "a").

    13. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to wonder how some of these new Con MPs are chosen. They're *supposed* to be chosen by the local riding to represent the local riding, but in practice, they're all being chosen by The Party down in Ottawa. There were multiple news articles leading up to the previous federal election where the riding was going to vote, but The Party parachuted in a candidate from elsewhere instead. The riding associations were basically told that they would go with the annointed candidate because the Prime Minister wouldn't give his signature for anyone else.

      Are they just greedy? Are there favours owed? Worse, is there blackmail involved?

      What's extremely frightening is the hold that the Con Party seems to have over the Conservative senators. Members of Parliament are subject to some methods to enforce party discipline, but absolutely *nothing* like that exists for Canadian senators. Yet all of them are blindly following the party line...

    14. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      Not too long? Years. The mandatory minimum sentence the judge decided was contrary to the charter was a gun mandatory minimum. Those were created by the Liberals over a decade ago.

    15. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      If you would have read, like I said it is the party leader who has the final say who is allowed to represent the party in each riding.

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    16. Re:Hypocrisy and Blunt Force Law Making by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this law will be struck down hard and fast by the first judge that sees a case where this evidence is used.

      Like in the United States, Harper has an agenda to fill the supreme court with right wing judges.

      So although he complains about "activist judges" who make decisions that contradict his extremist Right Wing ideology, he has never been shy about admitting that he wants to fill the court with people who want to promote his conservative agenda.

  60. reminds me of something by alienzed · · Score: 1

    If you're not with us, you're against us.

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  61. What really motivates these politician creeps? by austinhook · · Score: 1

    I noticed over the years that in a number of cases in the US, the politicians
    who were most publicly anti-gay, turned out to be gay themselves, but
    because of other beliefs, felt so guilty about it they figured they could
    deal with their own contradictions by pushing an anti-gay agenda in the
    government. Each time the truth came out it was a mind blower.

    Say Mr. Public Safety Minister Vic Toews, is there anything bothering your conscience? Can we have a complete browsing history on you since the Internet began? I hope you get a clean bill on all your browsing habits, so we can at least consider your outrageous comments on their merits.

    1. Re:What really motivates these politician creeps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say Mr. Public Safety Minister Vic Toews, is there anything bothering your conscience?

      Well, he cheated on his wife of 25-years with a much younger woman...

  62. Modern Invention by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

    The idea that sex between a minor and an adult is damaging to the minor is a relatively new concept. I don't know where or exactly when it started, but it's really annoying. Some stupid adults got a hangup about sex and projected that hangup onto children. If you treat sex as something pleasurable, then children will learn that it's pleasurable. They won't have negative ideas about sex and sex with adults unless they are taught that way.

    So, while the logical fallacy is rather obvious, I will say anyway that I am not against CP or sex with minors.

    (Rape is rape, no matter who it's with. Statuary rape is thought-crime.)

    1. Re:Modern Invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statuary rape is thought-crime.

      I should certainly hope so. Acting it out could be pretty painful - though I'm thinking bronze... wait, does polypropylene and latex count as a statue?

      Other than this opportunity for humour, your post is pretty fucked up man.

  63. victoews.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy looks like someone who'd be on a sex-offender registry. He's probably projecting his fetish for kiddie-diddling onto some phantom child pornographers out there 'in the cloud'.

  64. I like the comment attributed to Goering by wganz · · Score: 1

    that goes, " People will tolerate any loss of liberty as long as it is put as 'Good for the children.' "

  65. What the hell happened? by alexo · · Score: 1

    Bill C-11...
    Bill C-30...
    TPP...

    What the hell happened?

    I want my Canada back!

    1. Re:What the hell happened? by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      What happened is that the voters are so apathetic that turnout was sufficiently low that 25% of eligible voters voted for the Cons, and that was enough to give the fuckers a majority.

    2. Re:What the hell happened? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened is that the voters are so apathetic that turnout was sufficiently low that 25% of eligible voters voted for the Cons, and that was enough to give the fuckers a majority.

      I understand all that. What I don’t understand is how even 25% of eligible voters were so blind and/or stupid as to vote for the Harper Conservatives.

  66. Quick reminder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're with the ones who say "If you're not with us, you're with the enemy", you're a *baddie*. If you're not, you're a *goodie*.

  67. Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be a crying shame if all this attention Vic Toews got someone brought him up for a google search on child porn or in any way continuously linked him with child pornography. a real shame that. It would certainly have a negative affect on his political career.

    Then again, I'm sure he'll gladly let the police in without a warrant to search his home, check his phone records, read his email and check his GPS history just to confirm he ISN'T trafficking in child porn.

  68. Panel Vans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using that logic, would it also be true that if you are for panel vans then you are for pedophiles?

  69. Parliamentary privilege by PPH · · Score: 1

    I don't know how freedom of speech works in Canada. If it has inherited any of the characteristics of British law, parliamentary privilege puts people like Toews in an interesting position. He can make whatever spurious claims he wants or launch ad hominem attacks against his opposition. But private citizens have to speak carefully or risk lawsuits.

    At least in the USA, we can respond by pointing out that politicians in favor of online surveillance must be for Nazism. Fling mud and you get a facefull right back.

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    1. Re:Parliamentary Privilege by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      Can we get a new Godwin amendment?

      This is the third piece of the emotional excuses next to terrorism and copyright. It's the literal top of the chart for hyperbole. How do you even reply to that statement?

      And was the US involved in that? Look at the speed of the timing, after all the SOPA bruising.

      And we're all the way down here without really addressing what to do about the topic. It's a strange thread.

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    2. Re:Parliamentary Privilege by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the speed of the timing, after all the SOPA bruising.

      This is not exactly a reaction to the rejection of SOPA, although the timing might make it look that way. Actually, the Cons were touting "Lawful Access" as part of their re-election platform in May of 2011. They're just now wheeling out exactly what they promised us when we (and I use the term loosely) voted them in.

  70. I agree by Smigh · · Score: 1

    They might as well just arrest everyone that opposes the bill as they obviously are in the child porn business themselves.

    Did I say arrest? I meant, burnt at the cross! Made an example of!

  71. Re:Well, I guess if you're in favor of public scho by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

    Two teachers at Miramonte Elementary School here in Los Angeles were arrested on molestation/lewd acts charges. They closed the school for a couple days and when it re-opened they replaced every single teacher (temporarily).

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  72. fuzzy, emotional thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a problem. Having mere association with something emotionally charged makes things targets. It doesn't matter how logical or true it is in itself.

    Did you know that wanting to have sex with a 14-year-old is not pedophilia?

  73. repugnant, like Gingrich by mevets · · Score: 0

    But Newt is very smart and shrewd.

    Both are to be feared for nearly opposite reasons.

    1. Re:repugnant, like Gingrich by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      But nowhere near smart or shrewd enough to be elected to anything since the 1990s. Never mind the fact he has a snowball's chance in hell at the presidency this time around...

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    2. Re:repugnant, like Gingrich by m.ducharme · · Score: 2

      I've seen no convincing evidence that Vic Toews is stupid, myself. Perhaps you have?

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    3. Re:repugnant, like Gingrich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This law for one. Rattling on about morality when he can't keep it in his pants for another.

    4. Re:repugnant, like Gingrich by CokoBWare · · Score: 1

      Toews is pushing this through so he can give the Canadian Gov't more control over the citizens. It's just another police state move, in the name of child pornography prevention - which is doing just fine by the way.

    5. Re:repugnant, like Gingrich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes I have. http://youtu.be/A1BAHc4Mr5M

      Primarily, he thinks *you* are stupid.

  74. Not to bastardize Herman Goering or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Naturally the common people don't want internet monitoring; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of... the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them children are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for harboring pedophiles and exposing the children to danger. It works the same in any country

  75. Who do you stand with - a moral dilema by onkelonkel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Vic Toews said "You either stand with us or with the child pornographers. "

    If you ask me to choose between politicians or child pornographers you might not like my answer.

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    1. Re:Who do you stand with - a moral dilema by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's trying to trick you. Everyone knows that's a false dichotomy.

    2. Re:Who do you stand with - a moral dilema by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you ask me to choose between politicians or child pornographers I may not like my answer.

  76. Rights are not inherent. Ever. by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Privacy is an inherent human right

    That is utter nonsense. There are no "inherent human rights." The only way you get "rights" is (a) someone has to define them, either specifically or in general, (b) someone has to have the power to defend them, (c) and then they actually have to be defended.

    As long as people confuse the real situation with this "inherent" meme, they'll fail at actually solving the problem. For instance, in the USA, (c) above is where we fail. We've defined them specifically (those mentioned in the bill of rights and a few others), we've defined them generally (the 9th amendment), the government certainly has the power to defend them... but it rarely does -- in fact, it is much more likely to be the very party abusing them. This happens specifically because rights are not inherent -- they are simply grants supported by power. When power is focused on other issues, rights often mean nothing at all, other than you're proceeding under a set of incorrect assumptions.

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    1. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no "inherent human rights." The only way you get "rights" is (a) someone has to define them, either specifically or in general, (b) someone has to have the power to defend them, (c) and then they actually have to be defended.

      You just described what is the basis of an independent nation, not a human right. Having sovereignty over a portion of the planet and human rights are two different things.

    2. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by FrangoAssado · · Score: 1

      Privacy is an inherent human right

      That is utter nonsense.

      Calling this "utter nonsense" is utter nonsense.

      "Inherent" rights are simply rights that don't depend on law or customs to exist. They can be violated just like any other right, and in many places are violated by established laws or customs. A more lengthy discussion can be found in many places, but here's a good start: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_and_legal_rights.

    3. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by quickgold192 · · Score: 2

      There are no "inherent human rights...they are simply grants supported by power.

      Well, not really true. The inherent rights to your own life and liberty arise from the assumption that people own themselves. Of course, this is an assumption that we've made that has allowed democracy and freedom to flourish. You might not accept that assumption. You might start with the assumption that society has ownership of the people, in which case you'll likely end up with a communistic government. But we started with the assumption that we own ourselves, which makes sense because outside the context of a society, people are free to do as they please.

      Now if we own ourselves we own our lives. No one can take that away unless we give it to them. Likewise, if we own ourselves we own our actions, and by extension, our labor. Suddenly the "inherent" rights of life, liberty, and property are starting to show up. Your assertion that "they are simply grants supported by power" is wrong. Sure, the govt can force us to do things. They can stick us in jail, they can beat us. But they don't own our life liberty and property. They are stealing it from us. This is not a legitimate power. It is not a power that an outside observer can support. It is a power that derives its strength from the mere fact that it is stronger than us. As soon as a stronger power comes along, the old govt will topple and will prove to be transient. A govt based on the assumption of individual sovereignty, however, will stand the test of time - even when temporarily taken over by a stronger power - because it is based on a simple assumption that people inherently want to believe.

    4. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confusing having rights with having them respected. They are inherent. They. Are. Your. Rights. Whether the government or someone else abuses them is a different question.

      And the only way to make sure that your rights are not eroded is to exercise them to their fullest at every opportunity.

    5. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      You're confusing statutory rights with inherent rights.

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    6. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      No. If there is no means of enforcement, whatever "right" you have in mind, no matter how touchy-feely-good it is, is nothing more than a fantasy.

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    7. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Well, not really true. The inherent rights to your own life and liberty arise from the assumption that people own themselves.

      No. You only "own yourself" if that idea is backed against those who would disagree, or there are no other people, so you are effectively your own judge, jury and executioner. The "assumption", as you put it, must be made of a social structure, and that structure has to be backed by power and the willingness to use it. When that isn't the case -- as when the government removed your right to warrant, probable cause, oath, affirmation, and enumeration of items searched and places to be searched within 100 miles of any US border -- you have no such right. Because rights ONLY arise as a consequence of power, and the willingness to use it. Otherwise, they're of no more substance than any other random sentence, poetic or heartfelt as such a sentence might be.

      Of course, this is an assumption that we've made that has allowed democracy and freedom to flourish.

      No again. The government makes no such assumption. That's why you can be thrown in a hole and waterboarded without recourse to a lawyer, etc. That's why they can assassinate you any time they feel like it; that's why they can read your bank statements, your email, your network activity in general. Because you have no rights in these areas, simply because those in power will not enforce those ideas, which makes them void in terms of protecting you -- and if rights don't protect you, they're not rights. They're just ideas. Perhaps good, perhaps not, but still, no more than thoughts.

      Also, look around you. This is not a democracy. It's not even a constitutional republic any longer. We're being directly ruled, extra-constitutionally, by 454 people. Just like a banana republic. Specifically because the government no longer will enforce (as a whole, and as a individual legislators, judges and an executive) the rights that formed the basis for our allowing it to come into existence in the first place, and also because they find non-rights related issues such as article V and restrictions on ex post facto laws just too inconvenient to bother with. Without the willing co-operation of those in power, these ideas lose substance and become no more than memories and motivation (and obviously, not enough motivation, as we've let it happen.)

      But we started with the assumption that we own ourselves, which makes sense because outside the context of a society, people are free to do as they please.

      You mean the government was started that way. But they no longer agree, and so this idea is worth nothing. You don't own yourself; you don't own "real estate"; and you have exactly that subset of "rights" that those in power will back up for you, which is basically to say very few indeed at this point.

      Now if we own ourselves we own our lives.

      Yes, that's a wonderful "if." But we don't own ourselves, we don't own our lives, we can't control those who do exert control over our lives, even though they are in explicit violation of the contract the citizens made that assigns them the task of governance.

      No one can take that away unless we give it to them.

      Wrong. They can take complete, exclusive control of every aspect of your life. They can take your money. Your land. Your freedom. Your reputation. Your ability to work. Your ability to travel. Your children. Your very life itself. And they can do it all on a whim, and without inconvenient oversight. You imagine you "own" these things, but this is simply because they haven't come for you in particular and you're living in an environment you've "papered over" with an incorrect idea: that you're in control. You're not.

      Likewise, if we own ourselves we own our actions, and by ext

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    8. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      You are confusing having rights with having them respected. They are inherent.

      I'm not confusing anything. I'm pointing straight at reality for you, and you're simply not listening.

      Ideas of this type have no value when there is no enforcement to back them up. You saying you have an "inherent" right because you believe it has no more effect upon reality than me telling you that there are little pink unicorns running in between your feet. What you're doing is exercising your imagination. The ideas you hold in such regard have absolutely zero value if not actually respected and enforced. They are NOT inherent. A tiger will eat you regardless of your ideas; likewise, the government will squash you like a bug regardless of your ideas. Your ideas won't help you one bit unless those in power agree with them. And they don't. Rights only have meaning when they are supported and enforced.

      And the only way to make sure that your rights are not eroded is to exercise them to their fullest at every opportunity.

      Really? Tell that to the 30 million Americans presently in jail; tell it to those injured by arbitrary government action. Exercising what YOU think is a right in the face of a much more powerful entity that doesn't agree won't "make sure your rights are not eroded", what it'll do is make sure that you get stomped like a bug, no doubt still squawking "but what about my rights!?!?!" The reality is, if the powers that be don't think you have any particular set of rights, then you don't have them. What you have is a worthless idea. Unless you can convince the powers that be otherwise somehow. Can you do that? I see no evidence of it, frankly.

      There's a video I saw on youtube a little while back, some Christian fellow jumped into a cage with some lions. Waving his bible over his head, he approached the lions, quite secure in the idea that Jesus would protect him. I grant you up front that the level of the man's conviction was simply astounding. The lions, however, were oblivious to his beliefs, and tore him right up. People with more power -- in the form of tranquilizer guns and water hoses -- stepped in.

      This is a perfect analogy for your idea of "exercising your rights in order to keep them." You walk up to the government waving your imaginary rights around -- that is, rights you are thinking are inviolate, but in fact, they are not -- and you won't "keep" those rights, you'll simply get creamed. There are no zookeepers available to save you in your role in this analogy. Just lions.

      You cannot solve the problem of the lion not acknowledging Jesus with faith; you can't solve it with conviction; you can't solve it by explaining how you think things should go, or claiming you have an "inherent" right to stand there unmolested. Either you stay out of the lion's way, or you -- or someone acting in your stead -- overcome the lion with force, or you lose, all without getting to benefit from the idea you (mistakenly) held that your right trumped reality. Period. Because rights only exist as a function of power. And you, my friend, are not the lion. You are the preacher. Get it now?

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    9. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      You're confusing statutory rights with inherent rights.

      I'm not confusing anything. I'm telling you that when something you call a "right" that has no supporting power behind it, then it simply has no value in protecting you from anyone or anything. This is a fact -- you cannot get around it with words.

      You can call these ideas anything you want -- my point is that without supporting power, they are worthless. You can either try to change the situation so they have supporting power, or these ideas will not benefit you in any significant manner when a question comes up of what you can or cannot do. This is the basis for the fact that without power, and a will to use it in your stead in order to enforce an idea... the idea doesn't rise to the standard of having worth in shielding your actions or your speech from anyone or anything. At that point, calling it a right is simply applying a label to a toothless idea. Without backing power and supporting will, rights are meaningless.

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    10. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      I guess the French philosophers and the Founding Fathers (who frequently quoted the French)... were just idiots, (Thomas Paine, etc.)

      I'm glad we cleared that up and hundreds of years of philosophy. Jefferson said that we have inherent rights and since all power of the government is granted by the people, there can be no removal of those rights by power, dictate, or "explanation" (as in your case.)

      Nothing is unchangeable but the inherent and unalienable rights of man. --- Thomas Jefferson.

      Inalienable rights: Rights which are not capable of being surrendered or transferred without the consent of the one possessing such rights." Morrison v. State, Mo. App. 252 S.W. 2d 97, 101

      Need I go on? Your ideas are not new. They've been presented by various state-centric and group-derived philosophies like Marxism. It's not that they are intentionally missing the point, it's just that they have not understood what the Enlightenment took hundreds of years to produce.

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    11. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by quickgold192 · · Score: 1
      I think you summed up our disagreement best with

      Because a "right" has to mean more than "I think we should do things this way" when those who have the exclusive power to do things that way don't agree with you.

      You see, that's exactly what a right is. When the gp said "Privacy is an inherent human right" he meant that it was important for all people (govt included) to respect that. The govt doesn't respect that though, and if you accept privacy as a right, the govt becomes an aggressor and in the wrong. The same thing for life and liberty. The govt can and has taken those things away, but that makes the govt wrong and illegitimate. You said "They're just ideas. Perhaps good, perhaps not, but still, no more than thoughts." Again, true. But while those in power take and take and take, the fact that those rights still exist and can be shown to arise naturally makes those in power wrong. Your response is mainly "who the fuck cares what you say your rights are? Those in power take what they want." This, unfortunately, is true, too. But one day we might be able to rid ourselves of those in power who control us. We might have the opportunity to create a new or smaller society and we'll need rules. Our current govt was conceived with those rights in mind, for the most part. They just missed with the checks and balances.

      Rights are not something that will protect you. They won't keep you out of jail; it is up to us to defend our rights. They are a philosophical point that defines the boundaries between people. They're more than a nice thought, though - they are what we use to describe a moral society. But they won't keep you out of jail.

    12. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by FrangoAssado · · Score: 1

      You can redefine words to mean whatever you want, but that's not what everyone else understand by "right". If what you're saying was true, the expression "violation of rights" would be meaningless: "How can any right be violated? Rights are always enforced, otherwise they're just a fantasy!".

    13. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    14. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The inherent rights to your own life and liberty arise from the assumption that people own themselves.

      In the US perhaps, I am not an expert. In Europe they arise from our basic level of a desire to treat everyone with a minimum level of humanity, because anything less harms us as well. We define morality ourselves, it is not an abstract concept, and we want to raise out standards.

      That is why we include things like the right to a family life and the right to shelter. A person will suffer inhumanely without them, which as the adjective suggests is an affront to our own humanity, and there is a human right. Human from Humanism.

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    15. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I guess the French philosophers and the Founding Fathers (who frequently quoted the French)... were just idiots, (Thomas Paine, etc.)

      Yes, in some ways, they were idiots. They expected the government to honor the constitution, and they didn't put any penalties into the constitution to cover the eventuality that politicians would break their oaths. Many of them believed in a god or gods of some sort, primitive superstition without any basis in reality. Many kept slaves, and thought that this was perfectly ok. Many of them eschewed reality for philosophical nonsense; this also is common today. Reality is what it is. You want rights to mean anything but "I have an idea", then you need an enforcement structure. Thinking otherwise is, yes, idiotic. And it is worth noting that these same people felt it was absolutely necessary to create a written set of rules in order to try and see to it that these "inalienable" rights actually meant something other than poetry -- which has been my point all along. Rights are meaningless without an enforcement structure. Any philosophical bent that leads you to think otherwise is no more than an exercise in self-deception.

      it's just that they have not understood what the Enlightenment took hundreds of years to produce.

      That would be the TSA, the casting into irrelevance of almost the entire bill of rights; a 100-mile "constitution-free" zone all around the border of the USA; the breaking and entering of people's homes by government agents, the shooting of their pets, jailing people and ruining families and lives in order to attempt to violently coerce the public into abdicating personal choice on what entertaining substances they can ingest; the invasive and pervasive searches of our papers, our banking, our communications; the placement, in stealth, of citizen's names on "no fly", "no buy", and "scare the children" lists; the fact that "real estate" now means you don't actually own your property that you paid for, coupled with the lovely fact that the government now will take your land by force in order to develop more profitable commercial enterprises on it; Inalienable rights? Hardly.

      You can go on all day about inalienable rights, but in fact they've been well and truly alienated... you literally aren't protected by them any longer. So they're very much alienable. Those are the facts. But if it makes you happy to think they aren't, while you live in a world where they literally are, fine. Me, I prefer reality to sugar-coated philosophical blundering about in the dark.

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    16. Re:Rights are not inherent. Ever. by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      The TSA hasn't taken your rights away. They are a government funded agency that circumvents those rights if you want to fly. Do I like it? No. But I don't fly... it would bother me more if I flew, I suppose. I have not flown since 2000, so I have not given up my rights to the TSA.

      You still have to go to the counter, get your ticket and submit yourself to the TSA search. They don't come to you and do it, so YOU are alienating your rights in order to fly, and recall what Jefferson said... only YOU can give up your inherent rights. The abuses of the police are something that can happen and we allow it to. But we have elected those idiots. We have given up our rights for safety or something else. No one came in, invaded, and took our rights. We LET them go. And that is the big problem I have with your conclusion. WE GAVE THEM UP. That means they ARE inherent. You may not have consented to the changes, but through your inaction and voting for these idiots, you bloody well approved.

      Live in reality? I think you're close, but not quite. Inherent rights are not "missing" or "alienable" when the person has them gives them up. It's pretty fucking simple. And when the government doesn't honor the Constitution, the founders had a plan for that. Overthrow it. Of course no one will, because they GAVE UP that inherent right to do so when they say "I don't want to get shot or put in jail for attempting to overthrow the government." That's yet another VOLUNTARY surrender of a right you're born with.

      See, how simple it is?

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  77. Of Course by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    There so right, child porn is the only bad thing on the internet, hence why if you don't support online surveillance you must support child porn, there is nothing else that is inappropriate on the net.

  78. History repeats. Or maybe the Minister studied it by arthurpaliden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Public Safety Minister Vic Toews, refering to The "Act to enact the Investigating and Preventing Criminal Electronic Communications Act and to amend the Criminal Code and other acts" Said: "He can either stand with us or with the child pornographers," "Lawful access will aid child porn investigations. I call on the NDP to stop making things easier for predators and support these measures." Adolf Hitler himself, referring to such tactics, wrote: “The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation. ” -Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler, Publ. Houghton Miflin, 1943, Page 403 Mr. Toews, I see you have learned your lessons well.

  79. Re:Worry about Catholic churches, not the Internet by dubbreak · · Score: 1

    Yes, if they change the legislation from all citizens to identified Catholic priests I'm willing to stand behind it.

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  80. And I say to him... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you either stand with us to protect freedoms or you stand the Nazi's!!!

    Our very own (Texan obviously) Bush, championed this model of forcing everybody into 2 arbitrary camps, how is it that none of them realise what other absurd binary frames they can be on the wrong side of?

  81. Just great. by RandomAvatar · · Score: 1

    There has got to be a way to get the conservatives out of power. I wish I knew how.

    1. Re:Just great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone else already mentioned it here: violent revolution. Time will prove that it would have been the only viable option to save Canada, but we will not do it in time, it will be too late if it is not already. There is no coming back from a regime like this. The German Nazis of WWII were rank amateurs by comparison.

  82. Wait, what? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    4 is otherwise devoid of artistic/diagnostic merit

    You didn't seriously just try to say that if images of kids are devoid of artistic merit (meaning, in someone's opinion... eye of the beholder and all that), then those images are child porn, did you?

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    1. Re:Wait, what? by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      4 is otherwise devoid of artistic/diagnostic merit

      You didn't seriously just try to say that if images of kids are devoid of artistic merit (meaning, in someone's opinion... eye of the beholder and all that), then those images are child porn, did you?

      I think his list was meant to be conjunctive rather than disjunctive. (I.e. he is assuming the word "and" between his four points, not "or".) But I still agree that 4 shouldn't be in the list. There is no place for that kind of subjective judgement in legal definitions, especially those attached to laws which carry such harsh penalties.

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    2. Re:Wait, what? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I think his list was meant to be conjunctive rather than disjunctive. (I.e. he is assuming the word "and" between his four points, not "or".)

      Then he's really confused, because read that way, image containing nuidty and intercourse with a 4 year old aren't CP unless "(3) some other crime" is apparent in the image.

      I'm just giving him a chance to explain his actual opinion WRT his whacky list construction. Hence the question, and not an accusation.

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    3. Re:Wait, what? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      think of it as a "points" system so that you could maybe fly by with one but not 2 or more from that list
      also nobody seems to have seen the DIAGNOSTIC part of artistic/diagnostic in that (medical pics of a kid would fly in a medical context but would be otherwise not allowed)

      so in this case Nude but Diagnostic would fly but Nude and Criminal would not. Think Spam Filter type rules.

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    4. Re:Wait, what? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I prefer to think of it as muddy thinking. Because it is. Try again, this time more carefully.

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    5. Re:Wait, what? by anyGould · · Score: 1

      Not the original author, but...

      I read it as it must be both criminal *and* sexual, because it's entirely possible for a legally-defined "child" to be having legal sex (say, two 16 year olds).

      I'd drop #4 in that context, myself, and replace it with "must be actual photographs or sourced from such". (Making the definition as: you're taking pictures of naking kids having sex in ways that is itself illegal")

  83. Oblig... by ifrag · · Score: 2

    you were either with the child pornographers or with the government

    Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.

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  84. Fear.. by GigaBurglar · · Score: 1

    Same old tactics - your security is at risk and here is a solution. People don't think rationally when confronted with fear.

  85. Re:Well, I guess if you're in favor of public scho by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

    And private schools. And don't forget churches. If you're in favour of sending your kids to church, you clearly support the pedophile priests. You're either anti-church, or pro-pedophile. If it seems unfair to punish the entire concept of religion for the actions of a few child rapists, but that's only because you support child rapists, obviously.

    And of course, more children are abused by their parents/family than by non-family-members, so children should be raised by non-family-members. It's only logical. Anyone who objects is obviously an child abuser or a sympathiser.

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  86. Make All Images/Videos Of Crime Illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The argument against child pornography is that it perpetuates crimes against victims. The same argument holds for other images and videos of crimes, especially if they are construed by certain viewers to be titillating or entertaining in some way. Why should a society tolerate one and not the other?

    Please join me in working to help expand the ranges of crimes for which titillating and entertaining images and videos are illegal to include all crimes in which victims suffer.

    1. Re:Make All Images/Videos Of Crime Illegal by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have none of it be illegal.

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  87. oh come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are PLENTY of other illegal activities we might want to do if there was no online surveillance!

  88. GET OFF MY LAWN... by realsilly · · Score: 1

    .... politicians......

    kiddies welcome.

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  89. I am very happy! by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2

    It is so refreshing to see that our US Imperialism has finally overcome the Canadian notion of independence. Sign this bill and the transformation will be complete. Join us in the new American hegemony! Soon we will conquer the remaining people to the south and our hold over this hemisphere will be final! Join us, O brethren from the great white north! Let us build the future together!!!

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  90. If you don't trust me, you must be a Nazi. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

    I don't understand how people like this Minister think they are helping their case. I mean, in their heads, how does the logic work?

    Power-grabber: I want to grab power.
    Opponent: I don't trust you with that much power.
    Power-grabber: That's because you are an Enemy. Only Enemies want to keep their rights.
    Opponent: Oh, okay, now I totally trust you with that much power.

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    1. Re:If you don't trust me, you must be a Nazi. by anyGould · · Score: 1

      That's because their goal isn't to convince you - it's to make you stop talking (else risk being Labelled). And if you stop talking, then You Supported This Too and can't complain next election.

    2. Re:If you don't trust me, you must be a Nazi. by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      They're not trying to convince those who are firmly against it. They're trying to sway those who are easily susceptible to suggestion, and who don't really have an opinion unless someone else has given it to them. (In other words, most of the North American public.)

      They're trying to make the opposition seem corrupt/nasty/evil/silly so that the sheeple will come over to their side.

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  91. They tried a similar arguement in Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They used a similar arguement when initially trying to bring in the national broadband filter.

    They had to back peddle on using that association rather quickly as public outcry was high. Only people that were for the arguement where seen as extreamists and are normally ignored.

  92. Since this is Canada we're talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't somebody thing of the hunting accidents?

    Just because you can't try somebody for perjury doesn't mean you don't have other options left :)

  93. Same arguement then! by Tyr07 · · Score: 2

    Politician could get an RCMP officer removed, but they can't get me fired from my job.

    *I* want access to all political figureheads that are within public grasp to allow citizens to access their email and network activities at any time without a warrant
    to ensure they're not corrupt and looking at child porn themselves. We could have exceptionally disgusting low political heads, and I'm sure we do.

    What?! you're not okay with that? I will honestly only use it for watching for cporn and have you arrested. That's it, I promise no political agenda of any kind will come of this! No really, I won't watch for things you're doing that I don't like that aren't related to illegal activities so I can oppose your plans with perfect timing.

    GTFO. Get a warrant. Warrants for that reason should be instant anyway.
    I can't see a judge going 'You want a warrant for suspected child abuse? Let me think about it'

    I want EVERYTHING cops do documented and approved. They have shown TIME and TIME again that they CANNOT be left up to their own devices. They have abused it, not all of them, but individual RCMP members. We cannot give the same people who may abuse it more power such as this. Next they check emails on ex's or spy on their kids, or harass the guy who flipped off the cop when passing by in a situation where the cop was a dick but couldn't issue a ticket.

    No thanks.

    If anything - make it speedier for police to have access to warrants in relation to such content with judges.

    1. Re:Same arguement then! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RCMP are a criminal cartel. The conservative government is their front. Too bad they are so stupid that they cannot see the only two possible outcomes of their exploitation of the Canadian people: the destruction of Canada as a nation or violent revolution. Greed is always so violent and short-sighted.

      The RCMP answer to no one, and this government obviously answers to the RCMP.

      Personally, I think the Queen should ask that the "Royal" prefix be removed from the name of this "national police force".

  94. Privacy is the nature of your life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see, I have NO WAY of finding out what you did today or last week.

    Why? Not because you have the inherent right to privacy, but that it's not possible (or far too difficult to bother) to find out about your private life.

    I have to do ACTUAL WORK to invade your privacy!

    This is, by the way, the reason why "information wants to be free": you have to do work to keep it secret, except where it isn't being used as information.

    So your rant was the actual real thing as far as utter nonsense is concerned.

    PS that is why you were modded down. Because you're an asshole being wrong.

  95. DON'T TRY THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever you do, DON'T try and plant child porn on Toews' computer or phone.

    That would be an unethical way to sink this guy so PLEASE don't anybody do that!

  96. You don't think by publiclurker · · Score: 2

    and your claims to the contrary annoy those of us that do.

  97. Great Idea by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    Let's just all give up our privacy so that your job is a little easier.

  98. The Conservatives! by AdamJS · · Score: 1

    Quickly becoming a far naughtier version if the aristocrats for the cognitively impaired.

  99. really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IF you agree with this asshole...

    you stand with the idiots.

  100. The Conservative Party of Canada... by DemonGenius · · Score: 1

    the leaders in false dichotomies.

    1. Re:The Conservative Party of Canada... by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      Maybe they need a new logo for the party:

      http://www.victors.ca/images/newcclogo.jpg

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    2. Re:The Conservative Party of Canada... by DemonGenius · · Score: 1

      Thank you for making me laugh out loud :)

    3. Re:The Conservative Party of Canada... by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      You are quite welcome, I had fun doing it. I apologize for the awful photoshopping though :P

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  101. Re:History repeats. Or maybe the Minister studied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much I as I would like to brandish this quote in front of this dumb ass politician... It's most likely fake.

    See: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Mein_Kampf

  102. Nothing to see here by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    "Politician uses inflammatory rhetoric to vilify policy opposition!"

    Film at 11

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  103. Where's that petard of yours... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'cos there really IS chainmail. Mail of chain. An easy, cheap and horrendously heavy lot of holes tied together with wire.

    One word.

    Chain mail is the version that denotes the chain letter (note that the space appears there too). Though it also means the same as chainmail.

    Now, would YOU like to go and get a dictionary?

  104. Re:History repeats. Or maybe the Minister studied by Phrogman · · Score: 1

    Those 2 quotes, along with pictures of Toewes and Hitler side by side should be emailed to every politician in Canada. This Conservative government has been trying its best to curtail all of our rights to privacy at every turn. Thankfully the system has mostly worked to prevent this so far, but then they had a minority government, now they have the majority. I think Harper honestly wants a police state, not an overt one, a subtle one that gives his party complete access to everything they need to remain in power.
    I would sound like more of a loon for saying that, were it not for the evidence of the various legislative attempts they have made in the past few years to remove our rights, the police state tactics utilized in the G8/G20 conference, and the attitudes of the conservatives themselves.
    Time to start referring to the "Harper Regime" I suspect :(

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  105. He must be a Sith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, we all know that only the Sith deal in absolutes. Why hasn't anbody else seen this?

  106. surveillance is good by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

    We need more surveillance. I don't think our precious children will be safe until every little child has at least 5 cameras in their bedroom watching them at all times. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbins_v._Lower_Merion_School_District

    oh wait, reality called: "more security" is not same thing as "more secure". Your crotch-fruit is not a pretext to trample my privacy rights.

  107. AT&T killed 14 thousand newsgroups becase ... by PythonM · · Score: 2

    ... some (I guess less than 10) sporadicaly contained child porn. It saved them several terrabytes of traffic per day. This move started golden age for all kinds of paid internet porn sites. And most of porn is made by Hollywood.

  108. Slashdot: pathetic summary by afabbro · · Score: 0

    Legislator uses hyperbole to make his point.

    Immediately, 300 posts on Slashdot about McCarthyism, the destruction of civil liberties, dogs and cats living together, etc.

    People here are so lame and predictable.

    Nice add, too, about parliamentary privilege, which is utterly irrelevant.

    This summary reads like it was written by a 14-year-old who went to an ACLU rally and came away foaming at the mouth, pumping his fist in the air, eager to find an evil politician.

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  109. It works exactly the same way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  110. Re:History repeats. Or maybe the Minister studied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice quote, but fake? http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Mein_Kampf

  111. As Obi Wan once said ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only a Sith deals in absolutes

  112. The UN recognises the delegate from Texas.... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2

    ...that they somehow reserved the right to secede

    I would love to see how how that worked out for them. If they want to succeed, I say we should just let them. Within a decade, I suspect that they would be asking for re-admission to the union.

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    1. Re:The UN recognises the delegate from Texas.... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      ...that they somehow reserved the right to secede

      I would love to see how how that worked out for them. If they want to succeed, I say we should just let them. Within a decade, I suspect that they would be asking for re-admission to the union.

      We already know how it worked out.

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    2. Re:The UN recognises the delegate from Texas.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they want to succeed, I say we should just let them.

      I agree, all people should be given an opportunity to succeed. When people succeed, they are successful. Successful people are frequently happy. Heck, I want you to succeed. Here's hoping we can succeed in our mutual mission to help others succeed.

      However, people who lack basic language skills should abstain from commenting on issues like these.

    3. Re:The UN recognises the delegate from Texas.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are very successful already thanks. Jesus, you can't even spell but them dern texas is dumb as shit huh?

    4. Re:The UN recognises the delegate from Texas.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible we'd succeed just fine if we seceded. Of course we'd have to get rid of our current governor first. I certainly doubt we'd miss someone like you who couldn't even spell secede correctly after quoting it earlier in your post. Perhaps Texas isn't the only state we need to worry about education in.

    5. Re:The UN recognises the delegate from Texas.... by Drugmath · · Score: 1

      secede...succeed +1 unintentionally hilarious

  113. Re:History repeats. Or maybe the Minister studied by TheRealGrogan · · Score: 1

    That kind of divisive language is a typical bullying tactic that these repressive cuntservative types use. They try to paint everyone into a corner.

    Drawing lines in the sand, and "You're either with us or against us!" like those bible thumping American politicians do.

    We need to get rid of "The Harper Government of Canada" (Ominous in itself that they expect everyone to call them that). Canadians made a big mistake in the last election.

  114. The FBI must really LOVE CP then... by composer777 · · Score: 2

    What other crime would give them an excuse to invade people's privacy to the extent the CP has? Terrorism or drugs may come close, but nothing allows them to shit on the constitution as much as CP does. I think it's a bit disingenuous for the group that is benefiting the most from the existence of CP to accuse others of being "for" it.

  115. Re:History repeats. Or maybe the Minister studied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation. ” -Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler, Publ. Houghton Miflin, 1943, Page 403

    Best quote anyone has posted in response to anything along these lines on Slashdot yet...

    AC, because my post right now is a useless post...

  116. Conservative yes, but not as much as US by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Trust me, it's based in reality.

    We might have some crazy right-wing politicians in Alberta compared to the rest of Canada but, as a European who moved to Alberta from the US, they are not a patch on the crazy, right wing US politicians. For example they all support (admittedly in some cases grudgingly) free health care at a level that puts them somewhere slightly to the left of the US democrats.

    1. Re:Conservative yes, but not as much as US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example they all support (admittedly in some cases grudgingly) free health care at a level that puts them somewhere slightly to the left of the US democrats.

      The provincial ones do. The federal ones don't. They're pretty much just full of crazy. The best thing you can say about the Alberta Cons is that some of them are potted plants that do no more than vote as they're told and collect a paycheque. The rest are worse.

  117. Public Safety Minister Vic Toews is a Fascist by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    What else is there to say? He and Harper are being in the Big Brother Fascist State. It's time to say NO to their kind of evil State Totalitarianism.

  118. The Government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada is now governed by a bunch of fascists. Stay away from Canada. You have been warned.

  119. Re:History repeats. Or maybe the Minister studied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much I as I would like to brandish this quote in front of this dumb ass politician... It's most likely fake.

    See: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Mein_Kampf

    The talk page you directed to appears to indicate that the problem is that someone originally misquoted it as "the children" and then people couldn't find the quote when searching via computer. The last comment says the quote actually is in the book, referring to it as "the child", which is the version GP used.

  120. Collected data will be gold mine for predators by RichMan · · Score: 2

    The data that all provides must collect will be available through online means at all time. IE police will be able to browse it easily.
    If a predator can get to that information they will have a gold mine. A record of all activity done by a childs phone or computer.

    So they are not making kids safer they are opening one giant hole.

  121. No brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I have to choose between "standing with child pornographers" and "standing with the government" then paint me fucking pedo!

  122. Wow by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Talk about a leap to a conclusion! Yikes! I hate politicians of all types and breeds. They are basically life forms lower than algae.

  123. Jedi be aware by obeythefist · · Score: 2

    Only a Sith deals in absolutes!

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  124. maybe the guy who is saying this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the real man who stand for child porn's money

  125. Translation: Harper is worse than a Pedophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't buy into his false equivalency. That is insane and stupid. It gives credence to his false argument. .

    Don't get all squeamish. You're missing the point.

    We haven't all lost our senses. We all find child pornography disgusting. Nobody is condoning it.

    But by saying they 'Stand with the Child Pornographers', they are saying that they are 'NOT Standing with the Canadian Federal Government'

    As disgusting and repugnant as standing with child pornographers is, on this issue, it is MORE REPUGNANT to stand with the Canadian Federal Government.

    In other words, sane, responsible Canadians, in great numbers, in blogs and newspapers everywhere are saying that the "Canadian Government is even lower than Child Pornographer Scum."

    And while were at it, note that Pedophiles actually sexually molest children one on one. Child Pornographers only take pictures of naked kids. This law stop neither the Molester or the Taker of Pictures. It does not stop the actual abusers of children. What this law does is merely try to stop bits from whirring around the intertubes. With all the kindness and caring of Revenue Canada, the implementation efficiency of the Gun Registry, the Customer Support of Motor Vehicles Registration and the Frugality of the F35 program.

    Don't take your eye off the ball. Pedophiles are the big evil, and all of this does nothing to find them or to stop them. The Really Big Big Evil is Harper trying to turn Canada into a Police state. Harper cannot demonstrate a legitimate need for these powers. He resorts to these petty antics and political hocus pocus to advance his agenda. His motives must be questioned here. We'll see what our opposition parties and our Canadian Media do. And the courts. Our voices are suppressed, but our eyes are ever so open.

    When people say they stand with the pedophiles they are saying 'Harper is a worse than a pedophile'. Canadian Humor. You gotta be quick.

    Like when they call it 'The Harper Government'. They are not calling it ' The Canadian Government'. Different Legal Names. Different Legal Entities. The first is the label for an illegitimate regime of a usurper. The latter is a lawful government. More Canadian Humor. 'Harper Government' is a slur. Like 'Nazi Germany' as opposed to 'Regular Germany'. Two very different things. I guess we should be putting subtitles more often on some of this for our friends outside Canada.

    So don't let your abhorrence, righteous indignation and knee jerk reactions to media code words close your eyes to what is really going on and what is really being said.

    1. Re:Translation: Harper is worse than a Pedophile by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      So don't let your abhorrence, righteous indignation and knee jerk reactions to media code words close your eyes to what is really going on and what is really being said.

      Heh.... I think you miss my point. Perhaps I didn't make it well enough.

      By saying you're standing with child pornographers on this point, you are validating the MP's claim that this issue has anything at all to do with child pornographers. It doesn't.

      But, I see what you're saying. I guess using the media code words to provoke knee-jerk reactions among the less technically literate public is one strategy you can use to fight this battle. I just don't think it will be a very effective strategy. When people see the technorati supporting child pornographers, I think their first reaction will be to agree with the MP, and they probably won't have a second.

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  126. I don't care about childpornography or terrorism by johnwerneken · · Score: 1

    I could not care less about child pornography or terrorism. I am opposed to both, but so what I bet it's hard to find people publicly claiming to suppoprt either. Both are sufficiently rare that NO significant incinvenience, LET ALONE INFRINGEMENT OF LIBERTY, is justified in either case.

  127. Sounds dubious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Vic Toews thinks other people are interested in child pornography, but that sounds like something a child pornographer would say. Some say that Toews is a modern-day Lewis Carroll, secretly bugging restrooms in schools for awful footage. I think someone even accused him of just this sort of thing, but he has never come out and denied it. Why won't Vic Toews come forward and deny these awful rumors? It really makes you think that there's something going on there. I believe he is doing something awful to Canadian children.

  128. Classical Fallacy by neurosine · · Score: 1

    Please look up Ad Hominum Also...please look past it in this instance.

  129. Amen by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    I used to work with a Texan a million years ago. Didn't matter what the topic of discussion was; 'In Texas...' was his constant contribution. Until one day, a fellow co-worker turned on him: "If things are so goddamn great in Texas, why are you here?"

  130. Cosmic Justice for Womanizers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Politicians with excessive fear of child predators are think they can escape the bad karma that is due to them for all their womanizing. As horrible as it sounds, the vast majority of women I know who have been sexually assaulted have had a father who treats women with little respect.

  131. This can't be true but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Public Safety Minister Vic Toews looks like one of Stan X's clones.

  132. harper is a nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no actually i'd love to see my pm prison rapped

  133. Get real by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Politics is the only profession where you can make money by cheating people (poll promises) and yet you'll not be prosecuted/punished.
    Go and start your own political party.

  134. Ammendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say someone in Canadian Parliament tacks on an amendment to the bill that Toews has to have a camera installed in his bedroom. If he refuses, they just claim it is proof he is committing child pr0n in his home.

  135. Term running out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About a year before that happens they are going to start the fear machine getting everyone worried about their jobs, and how the conservatives are the only people that can save the economy. When I talked to everyone who voted conservative last election, they all said that was why. If they had done their research, they would have realized most of the regulation that kept canada (mostly) safe from the economic downturn was due to things that were set up well before Harper had anything to do with it. In many cases he even fought against those regulations.

  136. An alternative suggestion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like it or not, but there is a LOT of illegal content being moved around on the internet and something should be done to stop it. Okay, a lot of you don't like the idea of "Against Online Surveillance", that's fine ... but bring an alternative that stands a chance to do "something" about all the illegal activities.

    You can not expect Politicians to implement something "good" if the IT industry never helps with defining what is "good" and "acceptable".

    Bring your own ideas, can you do better?