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FDA To Review Inhalable Caffeine

First time accepted submitter RenderSeven writes "Manufacturing.net reports that U.S. Food and Drug Administration officials plan to investigate whether inhalable caffeine sold in lipstick-sized canisters is safe for consumers and if its manufacturer was right to brand it as a dietary supplement. AeroShot went on the market late last month in Massachusetts and New York, and it's also available in France. Consumers put one end of the canister in their mouths and breathe in, releasing a fine powder that dissolves almost instantly."

172 comments

  1. Great by Soporific · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Instant jitters and an easy way to dose higher than you'd expect.

    ~S

    1. Re:Great by retchdog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      not to mention it's incredibly expensive. i computed it once, iirc it's about 100x as expensive as no-name caffeine pills, and 200x more expensive than bulk anhydrous powder. about its only upside would be that it's maybe harder to overdose, if the effects are actually immediate (which i'm not sure about).

      i can only imagine that this is due to some drug war-stigma against pills. maybe it's for women; studies have shown that women prefer to insufflate their drugs.

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    2. Re:Great by Matheus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      WCPGW

      I used to have a chemlab-grade bottle of pure caffeine. It had no less than 8 different warning labels on it telling you how it could (and most likely would) kill you. Most people don't understand how small a 'real' amount of Caffeine they are consuming. In amounts the equivalent of say, snorting a line of cocaine, you would cause *serious damage. What's to keep your average marker-sniffing high school student from cracking these open and going to town (and then to the hospital)?

    3. Re:Great by Russ1642 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All chemicals destined for the lab have insane warning labels. Buy some cleaned sand from a chemical supply company (used for filtration). It's off a beach somewhere but you'd think it was a bottle of plague-infested death shards. They just slap the same FUD warning label on everything just because it's going in a lab. You never know when something is contaminated by the reagent next to it on the shelf but it's still pretty over-the-top.

    4. Re:Great by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's to keep your average marker-sniffing high school student from cracking these open and going to town (and then to the hospital)?

      A fatal dose would cost about "three hundred" or so dollars and ripping all the canisters apart would take hours, I suppose. And probably more mechanical skill that your average stimulant addict.

      Probably a "easier" way to poison someone, since foul play is expected if they find your blood full of rat poison, but if there's so much caffeine in your blood that its crystallized (slight exaggeration) then they'll just shrug their shoulders and say "I saw this on Oprah; kids these days; too bad"

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    5. Re:Great by retchdog · · Score: 2

      or they could crush caffeine pills, which is even easier and hasn't been a problem.

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    6. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Considering the LD50 is usually less than 5 grams ingested (a few among the more rotund of us, and those who have slowly built up very high tolerances will be outliers), but each canister only holds about 100mg of caffeine (according to their site), injecting a few canisters still won't get to the intravenous LD50 (something closer to 2grams IIRC). Snorting will probably be somewhere in between the ingested LD50 and the intravenous LD50, so I'd guess snorting a full canister is roughly equal to downing a double-grande something something overpriced coffe beverage in one chug.

    7. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's to keep them from doing it? Nothing at all! In fact your average marker sniffing "anyone" generally ends up in hospital sooner or later, not just overdosing but with other general stupid self inflicted injuries.

    8. Re:Great by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      Yes, I highly recommend setting safe levels of substances to the LD50. Because a Lethal Dose for 50% of the population is safe.

      It would be amusing for kids to think taking lots of these Aeroshots is cool, and after taking a bunch of them get the shits from the overdose of B vitamins

    9. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    10. Re:Great by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      All the more reason to scale back your Caffeine intake and find your actual threshold. I'm on green tea now and feeling a lot better, less antsy and hyperactive.

      Can't imagine what some people are doing with all the caffeine they are ingesting, which isn't actually doing them much good, past the initial pick-me-up.

      let's not even get into the hazards of inhaleable sugar and cream

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    11. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't have a problem with Four Loko because of overuse of stimulants, they have a problem because the purpose of Four Loko is to enable or encourage overuse of alcohol. A drunk who should be passed out, but thanks to that wonderful product is able to keep drinking, is well on his way to being a statistic. And a wide-awake drunk is every bit as impaired as a drowsy drunk, they just think they aren't. Four Loko has a problem because it is not "generally recognized as safe".

    12. Re:Great by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Four Loko isn't actually a bad drink in my opinion, but they're so big and full of alcohol that I really don't want to drink more than one. However, there's the occasional idiot that will drink six and then die to it, but they're just as likely to snort pure caffeine powder if they had it and die anyway.

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    13. Re:Great by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Except the double double mocha lacha chaka rakka mocacinno is about a 10th of the price of the inhailer.

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    14. Re:Great by frosty_tsm · · Score: 2

      i can only imagine that this is due to some drug war-stigma against pills.

      Because inhaling something has never been mixed with the drug war.

    15. Re:Great by dissy · · Score: 1

      or they could crush caffeine pills, which is even easier and hasn't been a problem.

      No need for so much work and effort. You can buy it in bulk powder form pretty cheaply.
      PureBulk lists it as $8.50 for 100g, $60 for 1kg, and up to 20kg for $700

      The inhalers contain 300mg worth for $3. So at the smallest amount you can get in bulk, you get 100 times the caffeine for the same price.
      The pills are cheaper than the inhalers by far, but still not as cheap as bulk powder.

    16. Re:Great by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Heart palpitations in a healthy person are a full-scale heart-attack in someone with a heart defect.

      They're just lucky no one huffing on these things has died yet. Even the manufacturer warns you about how easy it is to overdose with them.

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    17. Re:Great by QRDeNameland · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In amounts [of caffeine] the equivalent of say, snorting a line of cocaine, you would cause *serious damage.

      Citation please.

      In my misspent youth circa the early 80s, there were commonly available "fake speed" caffeine pills circulating...made to look like real 'pink hearts' or 'black beauties'..which were sold legally and prominently advertised in High Times. And kids would bust them open and snort them, something I tried exactly once. It burned like hell, but nobody died, went to the hospital, or even got particularly high from them.

      And just to look at numbers...the typical cup of coffee has 100mg of caffeine, a can of Jolt has 280mg. So 4 cans of Jolt is more damaging than ingesting a entire gram of pure cocaine? I don't see it.

      Not that I'm saying approving this is a good idea, even as someone pretty heartily opposed to drug prohibition in all its forms. But I don't think the proposition that pure caffeine is more dangerous than cocaine stands up to the facts.

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    18. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, "snorting" iin this case is ingestion, these dispensers use large particles meant to land in the mouth and upper throat, not actually inhaled.

    19. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had access to a similar bottle.

      A lick of a fingertip, touch the powder, lick the finger again.

      It worked. I did not fall asleep. I also couldn't stop jittering for an hour, and people openly looked at me and wondered, "What is wrong with you?".

      Finally, it tasted truly atrocious.

      Not really recommended.

      AC

    20. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's talking about pure caffeine - which would be much more potent than any pills

      However, considering the amount of 'street drugs' in a 'line' I don't think he's accurate since
      a 'line' would probably be somewhere in the neighborhood of 100mg ish (~25-200) in raw weight

    21. Re:Great by DMFNR · · Score: 1

      Well said. By the time someone starts getting up to between 500mg and a gram they will feel so shitty they won't want to consume any more. It's not like cocaine or speed where there's actually euphoria driving the urge to dose forwards. Sure someone with heart problems will be in trouble with a high dose, just as a diabetic would be if he spent a whole day binging on Little Debbies. Maybe pure sugar should only be available to licensed labs.

      The person above who said snorting a line of caffeine the size of an average line of cocaine would kill you obviously needs to either get himself a better coke dealer, or stop commenting on things they know nothing about other than what they've seen in movies. A non tolerant healthy person with some good coke would get good and high off a 50mg line, about half the 100 mg of caffeine that is found in a cup of coffee. I can't imagine the bioavailability of caffeine snorted would be so much higher than taking it orally that it would feel any different. If that same person snorted the entire gram in one go he could very likely end up in the hospital or worse, whereas a gram of caffeine would probably have him on the couch feeling like shit with an elevated heart rate, wishing he never did that shit, but would otherwise be just fine.

    22. Re:Great by TubeSteak · · Score: 2

      All chemicals destined for the lab have insane warning labels.

      Yea, but lab grade caffeine powder really is dangerous.
      The recommended dose is something like 1/16th of a teaspoon.

      A teaspoonfull is around 4 grams. That will put most of us in the hospital and will kill some light weights.
      A tablespoon of pure caffeine powder is significantly on the wrong side of the LD50 for most of us.

      You're better off not having pure caffeine powder in your home.

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    23. Re:Great by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      A kilo of powder for only sixty bucks? Hell yeah, now that's I'm talking about!

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    24. Re:Great by Anarchduke · · Score: 2

      do they make that in a non-fat variety?

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    25. Re:Great by retchdog · · Score: 1

      well, no, not from a dispenser. i think the point is that you have plausible cover that it's an asthma inhaler or something.

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    26. Re:Great by retchdog · · Score: 1

      to put this into perspective, an entire inhaler of this stuff (300 mg) contains less caffeine than a 20 oz. ("venti") drip coffee from starbucks (~400 mg). this proves both that it is safe, and a rip-off.

      no one is going to die from this.

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      "They were pure niggers." – Noam Chomsky
    27. Re:Great by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      Cocaine is ~10x smaller dose than caffeine for its LD50. Cocaine acts on epinephrine pathways, which promote built-in stimulation cascades, whereas caffeine blocks neuron adenosine signalling, causing neurons to remain in a metabolically fast state. So increasing cocaine dosage = exponential-type increase in cascade of certain effects, whereas caffeine's metabolic effects are more linear.

    28. Re:Great by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      So 4 cans of Jolt is more damaging than ingesting a entire gram of pure cocaine? I don't see it.

      Just try snorting 4 cans of Jolt. See if you live to tell the tale. Not only will your nasal septum dissolve, but you will likely melt all of your sinuses, tonsils, palate and tongue. Then your brain asplodes.

      (It does sound like something someone on 'Jackass' would attempt, however.)

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    29. Re:Great by alreaud · · Score: 1

      For $20 you can go down the street to the trailer park and get two dime bags of bathtub crank in most communities. Or your friendly neighborhood Rx dealer can hook you up with the real deal, Benzedrine tabs, and those can be crushed and snorted. So why are we dicking around with caffeine?

    30. Re:Great by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      What's to keep your average marker-sniffing high school student from cracking these open and going to town (and then to the hospital)?

      What's to stop someone from drinking a pint of Draino with a few tsp of rat poison dissolved in it, swallowing the "decorative" mercury globule treat which is meant to be left at the bottom of the glass, gouging their eyes out with an un-safety-labeled spoon, and then walking to the nearest NRA convention holding a sign "I want to take your guns, but first let me hold your cold dead hand"?

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    31. Re:Great by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      "Each AeroShot will give you 4-6 puffs. You can choose to use it all at once or take a puff and save the rest for later."

      I take it the professor who is marketing it thought of the downside and is confident of safety.

      http://www.aeroshots.com/faq/

      I don't think you are correct about B vitamins and I believe everyone should test your assertion throughly.

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    32. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously that is just stupid. Obviously it doesn't matter what "grade" or whatever your coffaine is. It is just the amount that matters. Those things contain 100mg caffeine which is completely harmless.

    33. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I speak from experience, it's no problem at all to snort a big line of anhydrous caffeine powder, it only hurts in your nostril / back of the eyeball for a short time. You will stay very alert for some hours though. I call it the friendly stimulant.

    34. Re:Great by Rogerborg · · Score: 1
      Straight up: caffeine's LD50 is about half that of cocaine. It's a vile, highly toxic, shockingly physiologically addicting drug that's only considered to be safe because it's generally taken in controlled doses, in known concentration, and you're unlikely to get shot in a Starbucks deal gone bad. Also, addicts are excellent at rationalising that they don't really have a problem and could quit any time they wanted to.

      If Coca Cola replaced the caffeine in their brown sludge with cocaine it would have many of the same (subjective) positives, without the worst of the physiological withdrawal effects.

      So, snortable caffeine? Let's see how soon it is before the first death, and which way the knee jerks.

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    35. Re:Great by ksemlerK · · Score: 0

      And in other news 30mg/kg of pure nicotine will cause convulsive spells, (seizures in an average adult male, while 70mg/kg of pure nicotine will likely kill any man standing. Pure Nicotine is used as an insecticide, and is quite potent. Doubt me? Take a teaspoon of pure nicotine extract, and swallow it. You will likely be dead in a matter of hours, if not minutes. Am I scared? No. I still smoke regularly, and likely will until the day I die. In other news, drinking too much water causes water poisoning, electrolyte depletion, and drowning in extreme cases. Be a man, and grow a pair of nuts. :rolleyes:

    36. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instant jitters and an easy way to dose higher than you'd expect.

      ~S

      Not sure how it's really any different than those little "5 hour energy" drinks, or other "energy" drinks like Redbull which are chock full of caffeine and other stimulants.

    37. Re:Great by sFurbo · · Score: 2

      Caffeine is bitter and has an LD50 is around 200 mg/kg body weight in rats. For table salt, the LD50 for humans is around 1g/kg of body weight. Caffein is about 5 times more toxic then something normally considered utterly nontoxic(acutely, anyway), and it tastes really bad. You will not accidentally eat a lethal dose of caffeine. On the other hand, it is quite easy to take enough to make you utterly miserable for days, and unable to sleep it off.

    38. Re:Great by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Hey, Chong, wanna do a line of some Peruvian Espresso?

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    39. Re:Great by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      With an estimated LD50 at 150-200 mg/kg bodyweight (from WP), you call people weighing more than 35 kg rotund? I had heard that body images were distorted by anorectic-looking models, but I hadn't believed it.

    40. Re:Great by rednip · · Score: 1

      So why are we dicking around with caffeine?

      One is a lot less likely to go to jail for using or being caught with caffeine. However, until more people are used to seeing such a thing, I'd say away from using it in front of cops. BTW, it's still resisting arrest if you don't immediately comply to being hauled into jail and/or hospital, even if it's legal, also be careful (if you can) about where and when you seizures from over use, as it's possible for them to call it resisting.

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    41. Re:Great by Jumperalex · · Score: 1

      No joke, read the MSDS for Sodium-Chloride. Forget high blood pressure, that shit is WICKED DEADLY!

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    42. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 100mg caffeine pill is 100mg of caffeine, not a 100mg pill with some caffeine in it.

    43. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IN MICE:

      Cocaine has an effective lethal dose in 50% of mice (LD50) at a blood concentration of 96mg/Kg while caffeine has a LD50 of 127mg/Kg. (http://drugbank.ca) This is pretty similar.

      Although, a few more things have to be thought about. Cocaine will half its concentration in your blood every hour while it will take caffeine between 3 and 7 hours to half its concentration, due to the different routes of metabolism and clearance in the liver and kidneys. So, it could be easier to overdose on caffeine when considering the pharmokinetics.

      Human behavior is also a very important thing to think about. Is someone (assuming 70Kg and MOUSE LD50s )more likely to put 8.9 grams of caffeine in there blood or 6.7 grams of cocaine. Both seem pretty hard to do.

      *No citation* Much lower doses would lead to a very uncomfortable state that would probably inhibit dosing with more.

      I don't think we have to worry about people overdosing on the caffeine, although I do wonder at what dose detrimental symptoms associated with the heart would occur. A single gram of caffeine orally can lead to a heart rate of > 100 for hours.

    44. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not true.
      The LD50 for cocaine is about 100mg/kg, caffeine is 200mg/kg. You actually managed to get them totally backwards. I am not sure if there is an award for this level of ignorance, but there should be and you should be nominated for it.

      Try some cocaine, they are not as similar as you believe.

    45. Re:Great by retchdog · · Score: 1

      well, eventually you have to come down from amphetamine. it's not pleasant...

      now, modafinil/provigil, that's a different story, but good luck buying that at a trailer park.

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    46. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The LD50 of caffeine in humans is estimated to be about 150 to 200 milligrams per kg of body mass (http://jcp.sagepub.com/content/7/3/131.extract)

      So, for me--weighing in at 200 pounds--that's 13.5 grams of anhydrous caffeine (assuming an LD50 of 150 mg per kg, and that heart palpitations don't do me in first).

      Snorting a line of caffeine will absolutely not kill you from an overdose. How can you even suggest that, do you even know what you're talking about?

      There's also nothing stopping a person from going online and ordering 200 grams of anhydrous caffeine and then just eating spoonfuls. The only real stopping factor is how much of that bitter powder you can stomach before puking. I'm surprised it's not mentioned very often, but anhydrous caffeine is very very bitter.

  2. Snorting coffee? by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next thing you know, they'll be snorting coke!

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    1. Re:Snorting coffee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or worse, Mountain Dew!

    2. Re:Snorting coffee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Been there, done that. The problem is that it keeps running back out of my nose and the fizzies make me sneeze.

    3. Re:Snorting coffee? by vlm · · Score: 2

      Next thing you know, they'll be snorting coke!

      I'm sure they'll be banned for that reason. Cops/security guard/schoolteachers can't tell at a glance what has been reloaded into the canisters.

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    4. Re:Snorting coffee? by jamstar7 · · Score: 2

      Last time I tried, I damned near drowned.

      It was that 'New Coke'. Didn't have a tenth the flavor or kick of the Classic.

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  3. Tony Montana.... by dgrover13 · · Score: 2

    If only Tony Montana could have found a legal subsitute for his miami business... -"Have you guys seen my straw?"

  4. 5 months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I give it 5 months before some stupid kid dies chain huffing these until his heart goes.

    1. Re:5 months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I give it 5 months before some stupid kid dies chain huffing these until his heart goes.

      That's called natural selection.

    2. Re:5 months by AZURERAZOR · · Score: 1

      And the Darwin award goes to...

      www.darwinawards.com

  5. Caffeine Coccaine by realsilly · · Score: 1

    Next you'll break open the canisters to get at the powder and snort line of Caffeine.

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    1. Re:Caffeine Coccaine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next you'll break open the canisters to get at the powder and snort line of Caffeine.

      Isn't pure caffeine powder deadly? I'm guessing this product doesn't actually contain "caffeine" powder or we'll hear about how some kid killed him/herself with a pack of these canisters.

    2. Re:Caffeine Coccaine by LoP_XTC · · Score: 2

      Isn't pure caffeine powder deadly? I'm guessing this product doesn't actually contain "caffeine" powder or we'll hear about how some kid killed him/herself with a pack of these canisters.

      Even worse ... its odorless, tasteless, and dissolves instantly in water. Thankfully most of us from the 80's generation have built up an immunity to it.

      -LoPXTC

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    3. Re:Caffeine Coccaine by Pope · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sounds more like Iocane powder!

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    4. Re:Caffeine Coccaine by sjames · · Score: 1

      Caffeine is quite bitter (it is an alkaloid) and moderately soluble in water.

    5. Re:Caffeine Coccaine by electron+sponge · · Score: 1

      Inconceivable!

    6. Re:Caffeine Coccaine by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Its not tasteless, its actually quite bitter:
      Caffeine is a bitter, white crystalline xanthine alkaloid....

    7. Re:Caffeine Coccaine by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      If by "tasteless" you mean intensely bitter. Of course, for quite a few things, it would be tasteless for them to be bitter.

  6. FDA review means little by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The FDA is a gimp government department. The only thing it can review in depth is approval for new drugs, and that's only because the corporations submitting the drugs have to pay for that. Funding for everything else, from food and cosmetics inspection to even chasing down advertisers that use the phrase 'FDA approved' illegally, is so hamstrung as to be useless. The only time the FDA gets involved is when there's press coverage on people getting sick and/or dying. Only a very, very small fraction of meat is ever inspected... and there are holes in the system so big you could fly a 737 through it and still have ample room to fit at least a dozen Rush Limbaughs lengthwise through them. Take honey, for example: Honey is mixed and remixed with many other suppliers, such that the expiration date is never known. Should a particular batch of honey be close to expiring or would otherwise fail inspection, it is shipped across the border, mixed in with good honey, and then imported back. This is legal. There's so many examples of this it's not even funny.

    Bottom line here: Don't trust the FDA when it comes to food safety. It may be their responsibility to ensure food is safe, but they're so horribly underfunded and compromised by corporate interests that they cannot realistically be expected to succeed.

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    1. Re:FDA review means little by causality · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The FDA is a gimp government department. The only thing it can review in depth is approval for new drugs, and that's only because the corporations submitting the drugs have to pay for that. Funding for everything else, from food and cosmetics inspection to even chasing down advertisers that use the phrase 'FDA approved' illegally, is so hamstrung as to be useless. The only time the FDA gets involved is when there's press coverage on people getting sick and/or dying. Only a very, very small fraction of meat is ever inspected... and there are holes in the system so big you could fly a 737 through it and still have ample room to fit at least a dozen Rush Limbaughs lengthwise through them. Take honey, for example: Honey is mixed and remixed with many other suppliers, such that the expiration date is never known. Should a particular batch of honey be close to expiring or would otherwise fail inspection, it is shipped across the border, mixed in with good honey, and then imported back. This is legal. There's so many examples of this it's not even funny.

      Bottom line here: Don't trust the FDA when it comes to food safety. It may be their responsibility to ensure food is safe, but they're so horribly underfunded and compromised by corporate interests that they cannot realistically be expected to succeed.

      Are you aware that ancient Egyptian tombs have been unsealed and were found to contain honey thousands of years old that was still edible? It's an excellent preservative.

      I'm no fan of the FDA either but this isn't your strongest example.

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    2. Re:FDA review means little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      [Citation Needed]

    3. Re:FDA review means little by gnick · · Score: 1

      Bottled water and/or meat are probably stronger examples here than honey.

      If only because Penn & Teller did Bullshit episodes on the topics that slashdotters will be familiar with...

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    4. Re:FDA review means little by girlintraining · · Score: 2

      Are you aware that ancient Egyptian tombs have been unsealed and were found to contain honey thousands of years old that was still edible? It's an excellent preservative.

      I'm aware that this fact is repeated often on the internet but nobody's ever been able to provide a citation that doesn't cite another, that cites another, that leads on in a circle forever. Regardless, such practices are unregulated and there is no tracking or auditing, so if something that wasn't honey made it into production, or if it contained botulism (yes, honey can indeed become infected with pathogens, le gasp)... there would be no way to trace it back to its source. That was my point. If the Egyptians happened to be really good at preserving things, you know, like people and honey, well all the more power to them. However, this is not Egypt during the time of the Parohs.

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    5. Re:FDA review means little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honey, as long as it is not stored in direct sunlight, has no expiration date. Its been used throughout history as a preservative.

    6. Re:FDA review means little by Kenja · · Score: 1

      Turn on the TV and witness all the ads for snake oil and sugar pills with the disclaimer "these claims have not been reviewed by the FDA". Basically, you can sell anything now. The FDA has little enforcement power anymore.

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    7. Re:FDA review means little by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      Honey doesn't expire or go bad, so I don't know what you are going on about there. The only thing that can happen to honey is if it is exposed to air it can solidify, but you can always just re-heat it and use it again.

    8. Re:FDA review means little by girlintraining · · Score: 0

      Honey doesn't expire or go bad

      Citation needed.

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    9. Re:FDA review means little by causality · · Score: 4, Informative

      Are you aware that ancient Egyptian tombs have been unsealed and were found to contain honey thousands of years old that was still edible? It's an excellent preservative.

      I'm aware that this fact is repeated often on the internet but nobody's ever been able to provide a citation that doesn't cite another, that cites another, that leads on in a circle forever. Regardless, such practices are unregulated and there is no tracking or auditing, so if something that wasn't honey made it into production, or if it contained botulism (yes, honey can indeed become infected with pathogens, le gasp)... there would be no way to trace it back to its source. That was my point. If the Egyptians happened to be really good at preserving things, you know, like people and honey, well all the more power to them. However, this is not Egypt during the time of the Parohs.

      The statements of the obvious ("this isn't ancient Egypt" etc.) reveal a slight impatient hostility on your part. It's not my fault you chose a weak example.

      The principle here is that honey has such a high concentration of varous sugars and such a low concentration of water relative to those, that it provides an environment quite hostile for microbes. Osmosis across their cell membranes would tend to dehydrate them. It's similar to what happens when food (or whatever) is packed in salt. For this reason honey was once used to dress wounds in order to help prevent infection.

      Knowing something about its nature is an alternative to dealing with any circular citations you might encounter. At least if your sole concern is whether you are likely to be harmed by eating "expired" honey. I for one am not worried about this at all, but as I am not a doctor, nutritionist, or other such practitioner I'm not telling anyone else what they should do. I simply consider it more than coincidence that such a widespread practice of selling expired honey (assuming I accept that at face value) hasn't resulted in reported cases of food poisoning like we saw with tainted spinach, cantaloupe, et al in recent years.

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    10. Re:FDA review means little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't provided a citation showing that honey does expire.

    11. Re:FDA review means little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spent approximately 110 seconds and found this:

      http://www.beekmanandbeekman.com/honeytidbits.html

      which lead me to this:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_M._Davis

      not quite the infinite circle, but then again you're still in training.

    12. Re:FDA review means little by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You know what's funny, all those bullshit products say things like "proven by science" while the real stuff doesn't. So "proven by science" is a phrase that should now cause alarm bells to go off in your head.

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    13. Re:FDA review means little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative? A non sourced rant with a single speculative example is informative?

      How about some anecdote?
      My gf works food safety\quality for a large food manufacturer in our area and the FDA audits regularly for compliance. They keep super tight ship out there specifically because of the clout the FDA wields. I know it from all the middle-of-the-night calls to release or hold various materials\approve shipments etc to ensure compliance. Maybe it varies by region or industry but people do not do anything for fear of fucking up the FDA compliance and losing their jobs as a result. There was a drop-in inspection last week, in fact. In the not too distant past the organization has been fined upwards of $1mil for the methods used to clean up an ingredient spill in-house.

      There are recalls all the time coordinated by FDA findings. Hit their twitter, see what I mean: http://twitter.com/fdarecalls

      Not that more teeth aren't needed or that there's clearly some problems in some industries but I wouldn't consider them untrustworthy. It's astounding how safe\clean all the shit on grocery shelves is.

    14. Re:FDA review means little by elfprince13 · · Score: 2

      Parent doesn't know wth they're talking about. In this case, the honey is the preservative. Back in the day, honey-glazed hams weren't just honey-glazed because it tasted good, they were honey glazed because it was a way to preserve the ham. As one of the other responders to this post mentioned, high concentrations of sugar make for a really hostile environment for bacteria.

    15. Re:FDA review means little by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Or take the more recent example of Walnuts where the actual verified health benefits are illegal to be represented in packaging and marketing material because that makes them a "drug"

      http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/health-care/8294-walnuts-are-drugs-says-fda

      It is also why you can't actually get natural Red Rice Yeast in any form unless it has been deneutered of any helpful benefits because it competes with STATIN cholesterol drugs.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_yeast_rice#Regulatory_restrictions

      The FDA is in criminal conspiracy to make the only available healthy choices "processed foods" of some sort or another. It no longer serves the purposes of its founding, but is now a gross caricature of its former self. I'm glad it is not funded well, because if it was, it would be even worse. It is also on my list of reasons why government regulations are evil, because they can't do what they are supposed to do, and therefore do things that they can do but shouldn't.

      Look, I'm not against regulation, I'm against OVER regulation. We don't need "more" we need "better" and more isn't better.

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    16. Re:FDA review means little by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Bottom line here: Don't trust the FDA when it comes to food safety. It may be their responsibility to ensure food is safe, but they're so horribly underfunded and compromised by corporate interests that they cannot realistically be expected to succeed.

      It's not just corporate interests. Originally, they wanted to put dietary/herbal supplements through the same requirements as medications, i.e. that they aren't harmful and they actually do something. Public outcry stopped that measure. Apparently there's a very sizable number of people who do not believe their favorite supplement both works and isn't toxic, but want to take it anyway.

      Or at least they don't want to risk it being taken off the market for being either a waste of money or toxic (perhaps both)... Do people encourage their enemies to take these things, or what? "Try all-natural Coniine supplements, that'll help you stop smoking!"

    17. Re:FDA review means little by Artagel · · Score: 1

      Please don't confuse FDA with other organizations. FDA is part of the Department of Health and Human Services. The United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) generally handles inspections of food. I think fish are actually inspected by the Fish and Wildlife Service which is part of the Department of the Interior. Regarding food, FDA deals with approvals, labeling and definitions. (Definitions such as: evaporated milk: http://edocket.access.gpo.gov/cfr_2008/aprqtr/21cfr131.130.htm), not inspections.

    18. Re:FDA review means little by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      The "red yeast rice" has a number of published cases where serious health damage (liver, kidneys) occurred. That's not a good case if you want to highlight the "evil intentions" of the FDA. Especially as the content of the red yeast rice you can buy in supplement form is suspected to contain quite unnatural ingredients.

      The walnuts are plain silly though and more of a knee-jerk reflex with respect to making "medical claims".

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    19. Re:FDA review means little by Fned · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Citation needed.

      Every civilization that has had access to bees since before there was writing?

    20. Re:FDA review means little by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Im pretty sure that honey would crystalize before it would "expire". Theres not enough moisture in it for things to grow in, so bacteria and fungus tend to have a hard time with it.

      Ive had year+ old honey that was generally fine, if tasting a bit wierd because it had started to crystalize and become more concentrated.

    21. Re:FDA review means little by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      It's pretty hard to prove something isn't harmful to people. Even if a person seems fine, the product might be increasing risk of cancer, heart disease or something similar. It might take decades to notice the effects, and most studies don't last that long.

    22. Re:FDA review means little by powerlord · · Score: 1

      Heck, when we were cleaning out my grandparents house we found a jar of honey that had to be at least 30-40 years old (pre-zipcode in address and no barcode, but a "recognizable" brand name).

      We cracked it open and enjoyed it with some similar vintage alcohols (also found during the cleaning), on some (newly bought) crackers, as part of our "good-bye meal" after we finished emptying everything else.

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    23. Re:FDA review means little by gknoy · · Score: 1

      http://www.honey.com/nhb/about-honey/frequently-asked-questions/category/honey-properties/

      Does honey have an expiration date?
      Honey stored in sealed containers can remain stable for decades and even centuries! However, honey is susceptible to physical and chemical changes during storage; it tends to darken and lose its aroma and flavor or crystallize. These are temperature-dependent processes, making the shelf life of honey difficult to define. For practical purposes, a shelf life of two years is often stated. Properly processed, packaged and stored honey retains its quality for a long time. If in doubt, throw it out, and purchase a new jar of honey!

      So, basically: "expiration" means that it's all crystallized. You can usually fix that by heating it, but it does not appear that it goes "bad" in the same way that most other food would. If it weren't an archaeological treasure, I'd totally be down to try some 3000 year old honey.

    24. Re:FDA review means little by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Honey can preserve botulism producing spores. It typically only affects infants and is pretty rare (perhaps 100 cases in the US per year). Just goes to show that nature abhors a vacuum.

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    25. Re:FDA review means little by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      Damn your grandparents' laziness, you could have been drinking 30 year old mead!

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    26. Re:FDA review means little by powerlord · · Score: 1

      amn your grandparents' laziness, you could have been drinking 30 year old mead!

      I know you're joking, but ... the best find was a bottle of cherry liquor that my great-grandmother set to ferment in a cask (somewhere between the 20's and 60's), and that my grandmother found while cleaning up the basement and bottled.

      Probably only aged in the cask for ~30-60 years (depending on when she actually casked it), but knowing the people involved made it priceless.

      (we remembered my grandmother finding the cask and filtering/bottling it, but didn't know there was any left :) )

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  7. We're all going to be thinner by concealment · · Score: 1

    The average soft drink contains something like 2 oz of sugar. This pseudo-cocaine...er....inhalable caffeine seems like a great solution for nerds. Now we can stay up all night, without the sugar (and without whatever flavored toxic waste they use in sugar-free drinks).

    1. Re:We're all going to be thinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could learn to drink black coffee and get the same thing.

    2. Re:We're all going to be thinner by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Caffeine pills. nodoz and friends. I used them to wean myself off caffeinated energy drinks without a headache. Its been awhile but I used a spreadsheet and I distinctly remember how much of a PITA it was to chop nodoz smaller than 1/4 size so I went for 1/2 pill intervals. I recall the process took a couple days.

      Psychological addiction was unaffected of course. Sit at computer, sip energy drink, right?

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    3. Re:We're all going to be thinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went from from an even 100 kg (220 lbs) to just under 72 kg (158 lbs) by switching to "venti americano, extra shot".

      All the weight loss was in my wallet, but I lost it.

    4. Re:We're all going to be thinner by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

      Psychological addiction was unaffected of course. Sit at computer, sip energy drink, right?

      FWIW I've been working on a serious diet-soda addiction. As in diet soda was my primary source of fluids every day of the week.

      I bought a "Primo Flavorstation" from Loews - it lets you carbonate tap water. They want you to buy syrups as a make-your-own-soda thing. But I've found that simply carbonated water does it for me about 90% of the time (and all of the syrups I've tried taste like shit).

      There is another brand out there - Sodastream. But sodastream sucks because they booby-trap their co2 tanks to force you to buy refils from them at ~$25 a tank (and their new units have half-size tanks too). The Primo takes standard paintball tanks, so you can refill the cansister for about $3 at almost any sports store (I use the sports authority that is just down the block from me). Primo also wants to sell you $25 refills, but they don't try to force you - only give you BS about "food grade" co2, which is no different from any other kind of non-medical co2.

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    5. Re:We're all going to be thinner by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

      Psychological addiction was unaffected of course. Sit at computer, sip energy drink, right?

      FWIW I've been working on a serious diet-soda addiction. As in diet soda was my primary source of fluids every day of the week.

      I bought a "Primo Flavorstation" from Loews - it lets you carbonate tap water. They want you to buy syrups as a make-your-own-soda thing. But I've found that simply carbonated water does it for me about 90% of the time (and all of the syrups I've tried taste like shit).

      There is another brand out there - Sodastream. But sodastream sucks because they booby-trap their co2 tanks to force you to buy refils from them at ~$25 a tank (and their new units have half-size tanks too). The Primo takes standard paintball tanks, so you can refill the cansister for about $3 at almost any sports store (I use the sports authority that is just down the block from me). Primo also wants to sell you $25 refills, but they don't try to force you - only give you BS about "food grade" co2, which is no different from any other kind of non-medical co2.

      I have a Sodastream. The refills are actually more like $15 (still quite a bit higher than $3, but I didn't even know that Primo Flavorstation existed when I bought it). I'm sure the syrups for Sodastream are compatible with your machine, and some of them aren't terrible. The Cola one is pretty good (and it uses real sugar!). Stay away from the Red Bull one though, it truly is nasty.

      As far as food-grade CO2 goes. BS it may well be, but I once worked for a company that used bulk CO2 as a key ingredient for some of its processing. They had to pay more for the food-grade, because the process engineers claimed that it was necessary. I'm not a process engineer though, so I don't really know.

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    6. Re:We're all going to be thinner by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Lots of restraunts get their soda carbonation tanks refilled from the same places the guys who refill paintball tanks get their large tanks filled. Same thing with the guys who homebrew beer. From the reading I did, the only difference in grades of co2 has to do with the container - medical grade requires a certain kind of lining on all the tanks and hoses. Otherwise nada.

      You can buy an adapter for your sodastream to use a regular paintball tank or even a larger 5 to 20 lb co2 tank. Check out co2doctor.com - I haven't ordered anything from them but have been thinking about getting a 10lb tank for my primo since I go through a paintball tank about once a week.

      As for syrups, I've tried that Mio "water enhancer" stuff too but really my personal goal is to go straight water so I'm better off not finding something that tastes good.

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    7. Re:We're all going to be thinner by tzanger · · Score: 1

      I usually avoid starbucks because I think their coffee is awfully bitter, but tried a "triple tall americano" once. The barista convinced me that espresso wasn't at all bitter like "normally" brewed coffee. She was right, and americano is now probably my favourite coffee to drink, although I don't often get that extra shot.

  8. Manufacturing .NET reports that U.S. Food and D... by justforgetme · · Score: 0

    So Microsoft is now trying to mess up the food busyness as well?

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  9. not inhaled by greghodg · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not "inhaled." You puff the powder into your mouth, it dissolves in the saliva in your mouth, then you essentially swallow the saliva+caffeine and it's absorbed in your digestive system. No better or faster than any other caffeine that you swallow, and I guarantee a bottle of Vivarin is going to cost a HELL of a lot less than this gimmick.

    1. Re:not inhaled by WillgasM · · Score: 1

      apparently you're not using the optional intubation kit.

    2. Re:not inhaled by IcyHando'Death · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, well that's what their marketing stuff says, but that's just their end-run around the FDA. When used as directed: i.e. puffed into the mouth and swallowed, it can pass as a dietary supplement. But it's pretty clear that the fastest hit will come from inhaling and everybody knows it. The French manufacturer is named "Breathable Foods" for god's sake. Pretty transparent

    3. Re:not inhaled by jriskin · · Score: 1

      Agreed, if it looks like an inhaler and works like an inhaler... users are going to inhale...

      Not that I have anything against people inhaling anything they want, but lets be realistic here.

    4. Re:not inhaled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The French manufacturer is named "Breathable Foods" for god's sake. Pretty transparent

      I don't care how you spin it - caffeine is not food.

    5. Re:not inhaled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care how you spin it - caffeine is not food.

      The hell it is!

  10. .NET by zigurat667 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    had to read that three times until I realized that this Manufacturing.net is a website and has nothing to do with .NET reporting

  11. This needs to stop by cshark · · Score: 0

    The fda needs to stop trying to take things off the market when there has been no harm to the consumer. If there's a case that the product has hurt consumers, it's one thing. But there's no such thing in this case, or the last three that they've done this with.

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    1. Re:This needs to stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dontcha think it's better to test and remove BEFORE the problems crop up rather than after?

    2. Re:This needs to stop by cshark · · Score: 1

      Assuming there are problems. Their track record on this is awful. The overwhelming majority of the products that succeed in challenging the FDA on this policy never have issues.

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    3. Re:This needs to stop by bws111 · · Score: 1

      That's kind of a useless metric, isn't it? Ideally ALL of the products that succeed in challenging the FDA should never have issues. Now, what about all the products that FAILED at challenging the FDA, or never even bothered to challenge?

  12. "inhalable"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, so I wasn't supposed to be railing those pills? What the hell are they for then?

  13. Most dangerous object in the office by IllogicalStudent · · Score: 1

    Saw this on Wired a few weeks ago. Looks dangerous indeed. I prefer my caffeine in liquid or solid, not gaseous, form, TYVM.

    (Yes, I'm aware that an inhalant powder is technically solid; don't get pendantic).

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    1. Re:Most dangerous object in the office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you'd bothered to RTFA, you'd know that this caffeine is in solid form, not gaseous form.

    2. Re:Most dangerous object in the office by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Moreover, the FDA has already been regulating what's available in liquid form (once the tea is brewed) --- Celestial Seasonings' Morning Thunder used to have much more caffeine than expresso coffee, the original packaging even included a ``caffeine-o-meter'' showing graphically how much, but apparently the FDA demanded that the formulation be changed.

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    3. Re:Most dangerous object in the office by afidel · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]
      Seriously, the first three pages of "Morning Thunder caffeine FDA" turn up no useful results in Google.

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    4. Re:Most dangerous object in the office by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Try limiting the search to discussions --- FWIW, I do distinctly remember the caffeine-o-meter graphic and the measurement showing it had more caffeine than expresso.

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    5. Re:Most dangerous object in the office by 1729 · · Score: 1

      There's still a "Caffeine Meter" on their website:

      http://www.celestialseasonings.com/products/herbal-teas/morning-thunder

      I don't see any source for your claim, though. All I found was a couple of people on usenet saying that Morning Thunder is different than they remember, and that they thought it used to have more caffeine. I can't find anything that definitively states that Morning Thunder's formulation was changed, much less that the FDA mandated such a change.

    6. Re:Most dangerous object in the office by Spykk · · Score: 1

      don't get pendantic

      *twitch*

    7. Re:Most dangerous object in the office by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      don't get pendantic

      *twitch*

      "Click"

      I just turned Illogicalstudent's spell checker back on. You should feel better in a few moments.

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  14. How dare they!!! by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    The FDA checking the safety of a Food/Drug for general public consumption.
    Just because it is legal elsewhere it doesn't mean it is safe for public consumption.
    When the FDA lets a dangerous food and drug go free, they will get people yelling at them for not doing their job.
    If the FDA bans a food or drug that isn't as dangerous, it is the strong arm of the mighty big brother keeping us poor folk who use this stuff as a cheap replacement for a 50' Boat, and 3 Vacation homes, from having any joy in our lives at all.

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  15. Can someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... flag this as "TFA is popover-css-block-infested"?

    1. Re:Can someone... by InvisiBill · · Score: 1

      You'll find that "pages.mail.advantagebusinessmedia.com" is the source of most of your problems.

  16. behind the counter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how long it will be before they are behind the counter and you have to show your id to buy it.

    1. Re:behind the counter by Genda · · Score: 1

      To answer your question, right after some tween snorts about 30 of these things on a dare and his heart explodes at the dinner table.

      I have mixed feelings about this product, I feel bad that people keep coming up with new ways to get each other addicted for profit. The upside is that this will almost certainly help flush out some of the shallow end of the gene pool. The problem of course is collateral damage. The downside is that I'll have to share the road with the already impatient, attention deficit type A, folks who will now be peaking on a caffeine, adrenaline and nicotine trifecta. Hell, just add poppers to this mix, and we could simply televise our freeways as some kind of reality TV demolition derby on a cultural scale. See! this is a golden argument for nationalized telecommuting!

    2. Re:behind the counter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most stimulants, including caffeine act as depressants for people with ADHD.

  17. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just how bad can it be to drink a nice coffee?

    Another retarded Slashdot story.

    1. Re:LOL by khr · · Score: 1

      Just how bad can it be to drink a nice coffee?

      Sounds like an improvement. If you drink a nice cup of coffee you seen need to pee a cup of coffee... This eliminates half of that inconvenience...

    2. Re:LOL by Pope · · Score: 1

      Caffeine is still a diuretic.

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    3. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever happened to good old fashioned coffee enemas?

  18. Amyl Nitrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody care for a popper?

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  19. I've heard of... by Genda · · Score: 1

    Inhaling your food, but this is ridiculous! Garcon, I'd to huff a nice Columbian Supremo, please!

  20. tastes like cr@p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Don't forget "tastes like crap" as a feature...nasty.

  21. Snorting alcohol by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I've heard of teens putting vodka in vaporizers for faster highs. Its rather corrosive to sinus tissues.

    1. Re:Snorting alcohol by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      I've heard of teens putting vodka in vaporizers for faster highs. Its rather corrosive to sinus tissues.

      Just stick your foot in a bucket of 100 pf Vodka - not only will you get intoxicated, it could clear up any foot fungus you have.

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    2. Re:Snorting alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snorting Vodka was even listed in a Maxim Mag as a type of shot to do back a couple years ago.

    3. Re:Snorting alcohol by jones_supa · · Score: 2

      Confirmed also by MythBusters that vodka will remove bad odor from your feet. :)

    4. Re:Snorting alcohol by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      ...although it will taste just awful afterward unless drunk off Salma Hayek's foot (obligatory From Dusk Til Dawn reference).

    5. Re:Snorting alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a problem once with a spot inside my nose that kept bleeding, scabbing over, bleeding, etc. I was a bit concerned about infection so thought it would be a good idea to put some disinfectant on it. Q-tip, rubbing alcohol, touch spot inside nose. I can only say my reaction was visceral and I will never, under any circumstances, voluntarily put anything containing alcohol up my nose again. Snorting vodka strikes me as one of the stupidest things I've ever heard of, so, yeah, I believe Maxim was pushing it as something cool and hip.

    6. Re:Snorting alcohol by DMFNR · · Score: 1

      Far better than stuffing it in your vagina and/or asshole.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/11/14/vodka-tampon-teens_n_1092594.html

      Note: Probably not true, but I could see more than a few people trying it after the media hype.

      http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

      Some people even tried Jenkem for real after it hit the airwaves.

    7. Re:Snorting alcohol by sFurbo · · Score: 1
      It doesn't work.

      Conclusion: Our results suggest that feet are impenetrable to the alcohol component of vodka. We therefore conclude that the Danish urban myth of being able to get drunk by submerging feet in alcoholic beverages is just that; a myth. The implications of the study are many though.

  22. why so small in scope? by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It seems the natural outcome of this would be giant fire-extinguisher sized containers in each corner of the building regularly spritzing caffeine into the air to generally improve employee output. You could even hide the canister behind ceiling tiles. Just another service provided by your company.

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    1. Re:why so small in scope? by Rhacman · · Score: 2

      But why hide it? It was listed in the benefits package.

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    2. Re:why so small in scope? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      But why hide it? It was listed in the benefits package.

      Because people like me would steal it and stuff it in their desks. ZZZZZOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

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  23. Inhaling powder? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Inhaling powder? Rarely a good idea- common sense says it can't be good for the lungs.

    Also, I think many people over-estimate how much caffeine really does for them. There have been studies that show that people get more of a "caffeine high" if they are given a decaf and told it has caffeine in it- than they are if they are given a caffinated coffee and told it is decaf.

    Sure, caffeine does help- and does things to the brain; but 50% of the effect of caffeine is pure placebo effect.

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    1. Re:Inhaling powder? by greghodg · · Score: 2

      You're right, although it's left pretty ambiguous, it is definitely NOT inhaled. It's a fine powder that dissolves in the mouth, absorbed through digestive system. Just like every other orally consumed caffeine. Also, it costs roughly 100 times more than the exact same thing in a pill ($3/100mg aeroshot vs. 200 count 100mg caffeine pills for ~$6).

    2. Re:Inhaling powder? by Yosho · · Score: 1

      Rarely a good idea- common sense says it can't be good for the lungs.

      Common sense is frequently wrong. How about all of the pollen you inhale on a regular basis? How about the burning hot particles you inhale every time you smell a hot cup of tea or coffee?

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    3. Re:Inhaling powder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's already inhaled powders used as medications - Spiriva is one, it's for COPD. Others are being worked on.

    4. Re:Inhaling powder? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      You mean the pollen that give many people allergic reactions and have people flowing rivers of phlegm out their nose? Yeah, hadn't forgotten that.

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    5. Re:Inhaling powder? by Yosho · · Score: 1

      Which has nothing to do with being "bad for your lungs" and more to do with growing up in a sheltered, sterile environment such that your body doesn't get used to the pollen.

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    6. Re:Inhaling powder? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      That is not necessarily true.

      Anyhow- as people elsewhere have noted- this isn't really inhaled- that is an incorrect blurb in the summary. Still, powders of all kinds have been linked with pulmonary problems and/or cancer. Our bodies have numerous mechanisms to try keeping solid particles out of our lungs.

      I know I make a conscious effort to breathe through my nose when changing the litter box/doing laundry- etc.

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  24. Re:Manufacturing .NET reports that U.S. Food and D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish I could find a clip of "Kif" from Futurama sighing in response to your comment.

  25. Bonghits for Breakfast! by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    What's next, snorting No-Doz?

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    1. Re:Bonghits for Breakfast! by omi5cron · · Score: 1

      thats old news....i used to snort nodoz back in the early 80s. was not a coffee drinker then, but had been used to snorting cocaine. so when i wanted caffeine, break out the old coke prep setup. however, was NOT that effective, and was actually a real pain chopping it up fine enough to snort. no mortar/pestle available. youth and stupidity....

  26. more legal bribery by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

    "...and paid them enough money to brand it as a dietary supplement."

    FTFY

    1. Re:more legal bribery by will_die · · Score: 1

      Not you did not fix it, you just showed you where are major idiot, and could not learn why they choose to label it as a dietary supplement.
      There FTFY.

  27. Re:What? by eternaldoctorwho · · Score: 1

    It's the AMERICAN WAY!

    So is snorting caffeine, apparently.

  28. so lets get this straight by nimbius · · Score: 1

    if we wanted inhalable instantaneous stimulants, cocaine has been around a long time. but if we legalized cocaine that might allow for new markets and businesses to operate where historically monopolies have presided unchallenged.

    but if we want inhalable caffeine, thats okay, because the monopoly powers in place have developed tested and stand poised to maket the product accordingly.

    and if you dont believe me, check out the wiki article on Stevia, because this is exactly how this works.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevia
    first there was sugar, then came aspartame as an alternative, then stevia manufacturers wanted a piece of the market, afterwards the FDA was basically handed an anonymous document from major industry members that implied stevia was a horrorshow poison, which in turn killed off market competition from stevia producers by effectively making the US the only country to outlaw stevia as a food additive. 25 years later both coca cola and pepsi offer versions of their product sweetened with stevia (cokes product is called rebiana.)

    me personally? ill keep my cup of coffee black, fresh ground, free trade, organic and locally owned.

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  29. Good news for those with IBS that still want caffi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good news for those with IBS that still want a caffeine hit

  30. packaging innovation by greghodg · · Score: 1

    We could all learn from this company. Take an existing product, put it in a new container, make it look "sexy" and sell it at an exorbitant price. Every time I see something like this, it's obvious that its a useless gimmick and I dismiss it, because of course everyone else will see through it as well. And nearly every time, I'm wrong. Another one in the insanely-expensive caffeine area is "Five Hour Energy." Just another horribly overpriced caffeinated liquid that provides the user with exactly the same drug as a pill that you can get for 1/200th the cost. WHY would anyone ever buy this? So what's next? Where can I score millions from stupid people? How about a little spring loaded canister with mini cookies that ejects one into your mouth with the push of a button? Bingo. Now I can sell $.10 worth of cookies for $3!

    1. Re:packaging innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like a cookie pez?

  31. Not Inhalable At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From TFA:

    Will the powder go into my lungs?
    AeroShot does not enter the lungs due to the large size of the particles that make up AeroShot’s powder. The powder in AeroShot reaches your mouth where it is swallowed and ingested.

    Does caffeine absorb into my bloodstream with this product differently than it does from a standard energy drink?
    Clinical studies have shown that caffeine absorbs into the bloodstream at the same rate via the AeroShot as it does following the drinking of a popular energy drink. If there is a speed benefit to the AeroShot it is in its portability and the quickness with which you can pull it out of your pocket and puff it into your mouth.

    Nothing to see here, move along.

  32. I tried one of these by brando56894 · · Score: 2

    I got a free sample of one of these in the mail, they're from the company that makes Le Whiff "breathable chocolate". They work, but it's a horribly planned product. The experience is equivalent to inhaling pixie stix but it tastes a lot worse. You put the product in your mouth and instead of the logical idea of putting the hole that the power comes out of directly on top of the product (facing the back of your throat) so when you inhale it goes directly down your throat, the holes are on the sides facing the roof of your mouth and your tongue; so when you inhale your tongue and the roof of your mouth get coated in this nasty powder (mine was lime flavored) and the taste lingers for about a good 10-15 minutes.You have to insert the product far in your mouth (about 90% of it in your mouth) to avoid the nasty coating and for it to properly go down your throat. The product only contains about 3-5 doses, so overdoses are highly unlikely. I doubt these things contain more than 50mg of caffeine per dose, so even if you emptied the whole container and snorted it, it'd be equivalent to a large energy drink or a strong cup of coffee. I tried to crack one open and it isn't an easy task, they're made out of very tough plastic.

  33. let's get some numbers by surd1618 · · Score: 1
    caffeine ld50 in rats: 192 mg/kg
    cocaine ld50 in rabbits: 15 mg/kg

    I have known people to ingest 1.2-1.4g of caffeine. They felt awful, but didn't even throw up. That much coke would endanger the life of someone not highly habituated.

    In amounts the equivalent of say, snorting a line of cocaine, you would cause *serious damage. What's to keep your average marker-sniffing high school student from cracking these open and going to town (and then to the hospital)?

    An 'average' line of coke is 50-100mg. That's a cup of coffee (a small one at Starbuck's; their large drip has ~300).

  34. Reasonable so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They probably should be reviewing things. And recommending warning labels and so on when they feel that might be helpful. But they should lay the f**k of banning stuff. That bugs me.

  35. See you soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like the guy that stayed up for four days using the caffeine "energy shots", I'll see you in my ER. Then I'll mutter 'what a dumbass' as I'm wheeling you to the morgue. Been there, seen it too many times, have realized it will never end. Spice, Jimson weed, random pills, cough syrup, etc. The FDA will never make it stop, but they might prevent a couple of kids from making a fatal mistake.

  36. Powdered caffeine v.s. crack caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inhalable caffeine - The new gateway drug!

    Coffee shop patrons doing lines of caffeine (or smoking it) - think of the possibilities...;)

  37. Smoke it? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Put it in a cigarette, and call it a day.