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TSA Shuts Down Airport, Detains 11 After "Science Project" Found

OverTheGeicoE writes "A group of students and a professor were detained by TSA at Dallas' Love Field. Several of them were led away in handcuffs. What did they do wrong? One of them left a robotic science experiment behind on an aircraft, which panicked a boarding flight crew. The experiment 'looked like a cell phone attached to a remote control car with some exposed wires protruding.' Of course, the false alarm inconvenienced more than the traveling academics. The airport was temporarily shut down and multiple gates were evacuated, causing flight delays and diversions."

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  1. Scare quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why the "Scare Quotes" in the title? Is someone implying that it was actually a bomb, and not a robot? TFA does not.

    1. Re:Scare quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because that way, more people click on it. Don't you know how news sales works?

    2. Re:Scare quotes by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obviously the OP did not find the experiment worthy of the term "science project". Maybe he thinks he could do a much better one?

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      The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
    3. Re:Scare quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because that way, more people click on it. Don't you know how "news" sales works?

      FTFY.

    4. Re:Scare quotes by bfandreas · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Excellent technology frightened the merely mediocre. Who we let gain power. Handcuffs were applied by pigs. Who we let to gain power. That's all there is to be said.


      There was a time when JPL and MRI lured the brightest from all over the world into the country. Now they all get scared away. If anybody wants to meet me nowadays, I call them back to Europe. There's no way that I'd be traveing to the US anytime soon.

      I know quite a lot of stuff that'd be deemed harmful to the US. Like logic, evolution, security related stuff. Maybe not grammar. Screw that. 30 years ago that was a completely different thing. Jimmy Carter. A downhill race ever since.

      Who actually does vote those into office that are eternally scared of the stuff they don't understand themselves? Could you please strip them off their right to vote?

      --
      20 minutes into the future
    5. Re:Scare quotes by Moryath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Carter was a disaster as a president. However, the Republicans since 1980 have made a point of nominating the dimmest bulbs in the box.

      Reagan? Already senile. His was a Weekend At Bernie's presidency.
      Bush the Elder? A retread, complete with barfing on foreign dignitaries.
      Then they moved on. BobDole... yeah. Shrub the Younger, whose intelligence could be measured in scoops of raisin bran. McCain, who while a "war hero" from years prior basically campaigned like a zombie.

      And then we get the "brain trust" of this latest batch. Herman "couldn't even make an edible pizza" Cain. Mitt "robber baron" Romney. Rick Sanctimonous, champion of home schooling and anti-science rants. Michelle "hehe, I went into law because my hubby said we were done having babies and I should make myself useful in the daytimes before his nightly blowjob" Bachmann. And of course Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich, who "historians" who have a running bet to top each other and misrepresent American history in a worse way.

      A friend of mine has a better word for these sorts of idiots - they're known as Brain Donors. Kind of like kidney donors, they obviously donated a long while ago and somehow are alive without a functioning brain.

    6. Re:Scare quotes by Moryath · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just realized I'm forgetting one. That one guy... uh... what was his name... uh... thinking...it's on the tip of my tongue... can't quite remember... sorry, lost it. "Oops."

    7. Re:Scare quotes by steelfood · · Score: 3, Funny

      To illustrate to you how scared you should be of "science projects" and their ilk. They're not called "scare quotes" for no reason.

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      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    8. Re:Scare quotes by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      It's about context in reference to the article. I'm not sure why people don't understand such things.

    9. Re:Scare quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nice tie in.

      Content of the joke 4/5
      Presentation of the joke 6/5

    10. Re:Scare quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe because the term "science project" may be slightly belittling depending on what the actual project was, if interpreted in the sense of a grade school science fair project. While there are some pretty serious science fair projects out there, many people use such a term with disdain, thinking it implies a project that accomplishes little more than a simple textbook demonstration. There are plenty of projects by tinkers or undergraduate engineering and science students out there that contribute novel work, or at least entail much more complex educational experience than what some people picture for such a term.

      Of course there are plenty of times friends and myself have used "It's for my child's science fair project" as a quick out of annoying questions and statements along the lines of "no one would want to do/use that in that way" that you would otherwise get from hardware store clerks when trying to say you are working on a hobby project. So the term sort of works like a SEP field, that makes people suddenly not want to concern themselves with the details.

    11. Re:Scare quotes by rhook · · Score: 1

      If you had read the article you would realize that is a quote from it.

    12. Re:Scare quotes by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Me thinks the TSA is getting desperate to justify their existence.

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      I am John Hurt.
    13. Re:Scare quotes by miknix · · Score: 1

      A year ago I got stopped at the X-ray screening section when departing from France. I giggled a bit when I saw how the 6 C-size battery pack and some disassembled electronics (including a LED 7-segment display) looked like in the screen, they sure looked like a bomb to me. I was asked to stop and a guy hand searched my body and then proceeded to open my bag with my authorization. It was quite funny when he picked out the battery pack (with cables running out of it) out of the heavily compacted travel bag and asked me - what is this? I'm sure he knew already, can't they differentiate the contents of batteries from the X-ray scan?

      Thing is, I bet this would be a lot less funny if it happened outside Europe, in particular in the USA.

    14. Re:Scare quotes by tnk1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is it really so hard to believe that a mechanism connected to what looks like a cell phone could be a bomb?

      Ask someone who has been in Iraq and Afghanistan (or Israel for that matter) what is frequently used to detonate IEDs remotely on command.

      Honestly, I know that there are some pretty ineffective TSA regulations out there, and that there's a lot of security theater going on, but I'd rather look like a fool than let hundreds of people die on my watch. And frankly, what do you think many homemade bombs are, if not science projects taken to a murderous extreme?

      Perhaps this was an overreaction, but nothing in the article provides facts other than the indignation of those inconvenienced.

      I do have to wonder, though, where can we draw the line where stupid things like this don't happen to innocent people, but that real terrorists can't take advantage of those lines.

    15. Re:Scare quotes by Formalin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh, I got hauled into the back room in Vienna or Graz once.

      They showed me a scan of my bag. Large round opaque item in the centre of the bag (the explosive charge, I suppose) with wires headed off to a 'control box' full of electronics, coils, etc.. Looked... fairly intelligent bomb like I suppose, if it was 1940.

      The 'control unit' was an old tube radio I was bringing home, the 'charge' was a lead crystal ashtray (hence the opaque-ness), and the wires were headphone wires which just happened to run between them, on a different layer of clothes... I got a pretty good kick out of it.

      I suppose if the TSA was smart enough to read the xrays, they'd probably have locked down the airport, were it in the US!

    16. Re:Scare quotes by miknix · · Score: 1

      A tube radio? That is crazy! I stopped traveling with reinforced aluminium handcases cause they always arrive full of holes and damaged. I don't even know how a He-Ne laser (which was travelling inside that case) survived that trip. Thinking in putting yellow stickers with fragile symbol? I think it only makes it worse!

      Did the tubes survive?

    17. Re:Scare quotes by dr2chase · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As I said to someone else, back when the Lite-Brite Mooninites panicked the Boston Police, the first rule of making a bomb, is to not make it look like a bomb. That's why IEDs get buried, stuffed into dead dogs, what have you. Around here, if you wanted to hide a bomb in plain sight, you'd stick it in a crumpled Dunkin Donuts bag.

    18. Re:Scare quotes by Formalin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The tubes all made it. I don't think i even put protective wrap on them... I forget, though.
      It was an old beater, just had sentimental value for the family, so I figured I'd give it a tune-up.

      I never did get FM working on it, though... Maybe I should take another look at it, I was fairly noob back then, this was 10 or 15 years ago. (and I have actual test equipment now, don't need to guess anymore).

    19. Re:Scare quotes by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Jimmy Carter. A downhill race ever since.

      A downhill race for sure, but it was Nixon that nixed it, not Carter. If you vote for a crook, you reap what you sow.

    20. Re:Scare quotes by binarybum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do have to wonder, though, where can we draw the line where stupid things like this don't happen to innocent people, but that real terrorists can't take advantage of those lines.

      There is no such line, and I think that most Americans will agree that the one that has been drawn is much more in favor of stupid things like this happening to people than we would like to settle for.

          The important thing to remember is that security is far from free - and the TSA continues to exclusively prove that the dollars being spent on its services only put people at greater risk by diverting funds from more effective investments.

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    21. Re:Scare quotes by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Michelle "hehe, I went into law because my hubby said we were done having babies and I should make myself useful in the daytimes before his nightly blowjob" Bachmann

      You lost all credibility there at the end with a daily blowjob for a husband.

    22. Re:Scare quotes by dbIII · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nixon put in some legistation to control air pollution and was trying to push the sort of health care bill that Obama had in mind before it was watered down, turned into an insurance company cash cow and it appears sabotaged by the people that it insisted it be turned into an insurance company cash cow. Crook or not there were many a lot worse than him and some were bigger crooks (Ford for example took a big bribe from the Pesident of Indonesia and started the decline of the US intelligence community). Reagan even sold weapons to the same terrorist group that had earlier killed a lot of Marines in Lebanon.

    23. Re:Scare quotes by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Excellent technology frightened the merely mediocre. Who we let gain power. Handcuffs were applied by pigs. Who we let to gain power. That's all there is to be said. ...

      Could you please strip them off their right to vote?

      Call it the vast conspiracy of the vaguely literate, but before you can strip anyone of any rights, you're going to need to be able to form complete sentences in order to write up the amendment.

      There's no way that I'd be traveing to the US anytime soon.

      Great thing about open borders: I generally like the people who arrive and don't miss the people who leave.

    24. Re:Scare quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The kicker was "It had wires" WIRES!!!! OMG WIRES! We need to ban wires cause we all know from watching television (The only thing that everyone is competent to do) that if it has wires it has to be evil.

    25. Re:Scare quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Isn't a Dunkin Donuts bag the first place a cop would look?

    26. Re:Scare quotes by Sun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Didn't read TFA, so I'll answer based on the "data" here.

      It's perfectly legitimate to assume that this is a bomb. Perfectly reasonable assumption to make. What isn't reasonable is the actual reaction.

      Close half the airport? Why? Just taxi the airplane to somewhere remote and examine the object there. An airplane on the ground simply will not go up in flames due to a small bomb (and even if it does, if it's in a remote corner of the airport, let it).

      Detain the people involved? Sure. But why handcuff students?

      And, yes, I live in Israel. And, yes, I simply fail to see such a thing causing such a reaction here.

      Shachar

    27. Re:Scare quotes by tqk · · Score: 1

      Why the "Scare Quotes" in the title?

      There were "exposed wires protruding." Holy !@#$, it *must* be a bomb!!!11

      I need John Connor's contact details. Anyone? :-P

      --
      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    28. Re:Scare quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unidentified gizmo alert. A new generation of brainless morons that cry wolf when they see naked electronics. The reaction was idiotic.

      And if it WAS a bomb, why would you leave it in plain sight on top of the seats in full view?
      Given that it was scanned before getting on board, and a toy car attached - brain should have said remote car of some
      sort. Minors in the seat, American, not foreign sounding names, in company of Teacher. So rather than admit a quick misunderstanding from a moment of forgetfulness, Mr up-himself elevates it to a 'scare'. As soon as someone says 'thats mine' level should go to green, because the circumstantial facts and evidence are overwhelmingly 'green'.

      Don't discect that toy robot or furbie on the plane. So anything home made, with wires is scary. I guess that is why Radio Amateurs and 73 magazine bit the dust, as DIY battery extender packs.

      Finally when 3D headsets and body sensor clothes make it big, with big umbilical cords,are they going to stop people wearing sim suits getting on the plane?

    29. Re:Scare quotes by DarkOx · · Score: 2

      Reagan? Already senile. His was a Weekend At Bernie's presidency.

      True possibly but he some good people around him (and some bad) and good things were accomplished, and the bad can just easily be laid at the feet of the majority Democratic Congress he had to work with.

      Bush the Elder? A retread, complete with barfing on foreign dignitaries.

      Yea because nobody has even become suddenly and violently ill, that was clearly a failing of his part as a person, sure. Actually Bush Sr. Is I think one of our most under rated presidents. In general he kept his promises; but did compromise when being a good steward of the nation required it. He was a care taker president, but a good one.

      Then they moved on. BobDole... yeah.

      Not sure what you are trying to say here?

      Shrub the Younger, whose intelligence could be measured in scoops of raisin bran. McCain, who while a "war hero" from years prior basically campaigned like a zombie.

      Alright.

       

      And then we get the "brain trust" of this latest batch. Herman "couldn't even make an edible pizza" Cain. Mitt "robber baron" Romney. Rick Sanctimonous, champion of home schooling and anti-science rants.

      Again Alright.

      Michelle "hehe, I went into law because my hubby said we were done having babies and I should make myself useful in the daytimes before his nightly blowjob" Bachmann.

      Whoa there, there is no evidence to support the idea that he wants a blow job, at least no one from anyone named Michelle.

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    30. Re:Scare quotes by mpe · · Score: 1

      As I said to someone else, back when the Lite-Brite Mooninites panicked the Boston Police, the first rule of making a bomb, is to not make it look like a bomb.

      That's more a rule for "bomb deployment". When it comes to making one a good first rule is "Find some fool to do it" :)

    31. Re:Scare quotes by shugah · · Score: 1

      I can't check-in on the web or at the kiosks in the airport because someone with the same name as me is on the no-fly list. My name isn't John Smith, but it's something similar, as in, both extremely common given and surnames. Even when flying from Vancouver to Toronto, as the flights go through US airspace, I have to be manually cleared by TSA at the customer service desk for each flight. I've gone through the TSA process to be cleared twice and I still can't check in. I can now fly with Air Canada if I use my Aeroplan card when I book the flight, but if I fly any other airline (include Star Alliance partners) it doesn't work.

      I could fly to most of the cities I need to for work on Air Canada, however it is not always clear at the time of booking if the flight is really an Air Canada flight or an Air Canada code share on a United flight. I have recently changed jobs and no longer have to fly every month, but until then, I was about on the point of getting a credit card using my first initial and middle name (which is not so common) that I could use to book travel.

      Flying from Vancouver to Sydney Australia last fall (Quantas), again due to the flight going through US airspace, my 11 year old son was (IMO) groped and fondled by the gate security people. A couple of years ago I had a flight delayed (after boarding) at O'Hare - a bolt for adjusting the Pilot's seat had apparently gone missing. After an hour of trying to locate an aircraft certified bolt of the right specifications, they finally decided to replace the whole seat, so they de-boarded the plane while they did this. They (graciously) served us coffee and drinks in the gate area, but then when we re-boarded the aircraft they insisted that we discard the water bottles and coffee cups that THEY had served us inside the security area of the airport. So - I am not surprised at any level of stupidity from TSA. When someone puts a name like John Smith (example, not my real name) on the no-fly list, it's pretty stupid. When someone invasively pats down an 11 year old, it's beyond stupid. When someone sees a security risk in a bottle of water they they gave you only minutes before, it's pretty stupid.

      In the end, I would rather have some inconvenience from security than have a bomb on my flight, but it is increasingly obvious that many of the security measures are designed to give the appearance of diligence to the travelling public while the determined few with nefarious aims can easily thwart any and all measures.

      --
      If you aren't part of the solution, then there is good money to be made prolonging the problem
    32. Re:Scare quotes by Pionar · · Score: 1

      About five years ago, in an airport in Virginia, returning from a weekend in Williamsburg, I was pulled aside because there were bricks of opaque material in my bag. I was questioned for about 10 minutes about the contents, then a dog was brought over to sniff my bag. The agent then took my bag around the corner, and when he came back with it, said I was good to go.

      The bricks? Three pounds of fudge for my family. :|

    33. Re:Scare quotes by rhalstead · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like your describing the Democrats, although both parties are for big government and doling out the entitlements so they'll get reelected. OTOH the current administration is doing its best to move the US to third world status. IE a radical, community organizer.

    34. Re:Scare quotes by rhalstead · · Score: 1

      Nothing new. Wayyyy back when I was in college (I'm now retired) the photography class was working with "pinhole cameras". For those not familiar with them they are just a big box with a hole in one side. The hole is covered with a thin piece of brass sheet that has a pin hole in it. This hole focuses the light on the sheet of photographic paper on the back of the box. Needless to say this is not high speed photography. One of the students (not me) set his "pinhole camera" on the steps to the art building. Some one reported it as a bomb. The student and prof were both hauled away with the police doing their best to scare the crap out of them (before they let them go) all because some one was afraid of a cardboard box. This, BTW was many years/decades before 9/11 or even digital cameras.

    35. Re:Scare quotes by rhalstead · · Score: 1

      Only if he's hungry.

    36. Re:Scare quotes by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      He said foreign sounding names. Like Smith, Jones, DiCapprio... European names. Chakotay would be a "foreign sounding" name.

    37. Re:Scare quotes by westlake · · Score: 1

      As I said to someone else, back when the Lite-Brite Mooninites panicked the Boston Police, the first rule of making a bomb, is to not make it look like a bomb.

      You just know when the geek is about to press the big red button.

    38. Re:Scare quotes by Jiro · · Score: 1

      Just because terrorists would be better off disguising their bombs doesn't mean that something that looks like an undisguised bomb must actually be safe. If you did conclude such things were safe, they would now become the perfect disguise and therefore no longer be safe.

      And even ignoring that, many terrorists and other criminals are not smart (and/or just make bad decisions under stress, and bombing a place is probably pretty stressful) and may make obvious bombs even though a really efficient terrorist would have disguised it.

    39. Re:Scare quotes by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You're fired!

      Or were you talking about the other one?

    40. Re:Scare quotes by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Have you noticed that all this "Health Care" Hoax is just to make more PROFIT for Insurance

      Yes, hence the line:

      turned into an insurance company cash cow

      .
      Either way your heath care system is such a sick joke that it still looks like an improvement, even if it's nowhere near as much as an improvement as Nixon, Obama etc etc proposed. Hillary Clinton's huge gift to insurance companies was seen as the only way to get get it past bribed (sorry, "lobbied") members of the house. It just shows that parts of your political system are a sick joke too, no bills to regulate those handing out the bribes (sorry "lobby money").

    41. Re:Scare quotes by cavreader · · Score: 1

      If you think Carter was a good president I really hope you are serious about staying in Europe. That would be one less idiot in the US we have to put up with. The only thing Europe is adept at is creating bureaucratic regulations, rules , and holding the US's coat when any real military action needs to be conducted.

    42. Re:Scare quotes by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      You know how I can tell you pay too much attention to the liberal media...you seem to think these people are stupid.

      --
      APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
    43. Re:Scare quotes by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Obama should be voted out for healthcare. He had the numbers to push through a no-compromise bill of substance. He delayed and tried "bipartisan" tactics until all he could get through was welfare for the insurance companies. That level of incompetence and self-sabotage indicates he is unfit to serve. Unfortunately, every candidate in the race is worse.

    44. Re:Scare quotes by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'm looking at it from the other side of an ocean, but wasn't Hillary involved in keeping it as an insurance system instead of turning it into a health care system? When you are getting backstabbed by your own party you don't really have the numbers.
      Of course anything sane like the way the military run their veteran's healthcare would be shouted down as communism. The USA needs to grow out of that before you'll get anything that isn't encumbered by an expensive layer of rentseekers that have bribed their way to get what they want.

    45. Re:Scare quotes by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I'm on the other side of the pond now, but was in the US when it was passed. There were multiple Democrats who pushed the welfare for the rich as a bipartisan offer of middle ground. But if Obama had pushed it as a "for or against the party" issue for his thing, I think there'd have been much more support on his side. He demonstrated he was willing to deal, so he got dealt.

    46. Re:Scare quotes by ZackSchil · · Score: 1

      Have you considered that they might be regular quotes? Like the kind we used to use to indicate that the words enclosed were a precise transcription from another source?

    47. Re:Scare quotes by shentino · · Score: 1

      We didn't let them have power.

      It was taken away from us by force and deception.

  2. When it comes to security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's no such thing as too much fear.

    1. Re:When it comes to security by Entropius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The hilarity is that if the nerds really wanted to play havoc with US air travel, they could, and there's not a damn thing the TSA could do about it.

    2. Re:When it comes to security by NatasRevol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If everybody on Slashdot gets an old phone, opens it up and leaves it on a plane...

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      There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
    3. Re:When it comes to security by gatfirls · · Score: 1

      President Madagascar Runs the TSA. shut.....doWN....EVERYTHING

    4. Re:When it comes to security by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Who needs explosives? Just wander onto an airplane with a beaker filled with mercury.

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      I am John Hurt.
    5. Re:When it comes to security by Mitreya · · Score: 5, Informative

      If everybody on Slashdot gets an old phone, opens it up and leaves it on a plane...

      Then everybody on slashdot will get detained, probed and then TSA will request additional funding based on the spikes in detaining/probing/confiscations.
      Seriously, there is no positive outcome here. I think those people were handcuffed to create an appearance of hard work. TSA hasn't caught a single terrorist in over a decade of existence. The fact that they are still getting (increased) funding is hard to imagine.

    6. Re:When it comes to security by krept · · Score: 5, Funny

      TSA hasn't caught a single terrorist in over a decade of existence. The fact that they are still getting (increased) funding is hard to imagine.

      That means it's working!

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      None of us know everything. Therefore we're all naïve.
    7. Re:When it comes to security by Cramer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This isn't fear, it's pure stupid. They got it through airport security, on to a plane, flew to their destination, and *now*, suddenly, it's a f***ing danger to the entire state of Texas. Those TSA morons just showed stupid they are and how much they can over react. There used to be this thing called "Lost and Found", but today, if you leave anything anywhere around an airport, you're a Terrorist(tm).

    8. Re:When it comes to security by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Why would they get detained?

      Did I really need to put this:
      Get old phone that's not associated with you.

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    9. Re:When it comes to security by Trogre · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

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      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    10. Re:When it comes to security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then everybody on slashdot will get detained, probed and then TSA will request additional funding based on the spikes in detaining/probing/confiscations. Seriously, there is no positive outcome here.

      No positive outcome? I dare say you're wrong.

      Suppose that 25% of TSA employees are women (being conservative here). This means that, when you'll be groped, there's a 25% chance that it'll be a chick who does that. And 1 chance in 4 of that happening is pretty damn good for Slashdot audience.

    11. Re:When it comes to security by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      TSA hasn't caught a single terrorist in over a decade of existence. The fact that they are still getting (increased) funding is hard to imagine.

      Yes, thank you. This is an indication to me that there is actually very little terrorist threat. Sure, there are a few nutters out there, but that has always been the case. The US is a largely open society, and is target rich. And yet terrorist incidents are quite rare here. So we can conclude either that the authorities are doing a bang-up job, or that there are actually very few people with the knowledge, motivation and lack of morals to want to hurt innocent people to make a point.

      But still our military, intelligence, domestic law enforcement and foreign policy seem fixated on this threat; one that seems to largely not exist. We are losing our rights and spending money we don't have, and for what? What's the deal here?

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    12. Re:When it comes to security by laurelraven · · Score: 1

      Who needs explosives? Just wander onto an airplane with a beaker filled with mercury.

      They would only let you on with 3 oz. or less.

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      RTFA is Known to the State of California to cause cancer.
    13. Re:When it comes to security by ewok85 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that if you wanted to blow up a plane, but not actually be there when it happened, leaving something behind is exactly how you do it? Take a look at some of the more famous plane bombings and that is how it was done.

      Arresting them after finding out the truth of the matter is stupid, but taking precautions such as shutting down the airport and having it checked is just common procedure.

    14. Re:When it comes to security by rhalstead · · Score: 1

      There sho nuff is. People do stupid and dangerous things out of fear. They run mindlessly often injuring themselves and others. If in a car they are likely to injure or kill themselves and/or others. Caution is good, fear is normally stupid. Those that are prone to mindless or unreasoning fear are often afraid of the wrong things. There are times a little fear is good, but you still need to remain in control of your senses and actions.

    15. Re:When it comes to security by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Damn, I wish I had my copy of DUNE with me... how does it go? "Fear is the mind killer..."

      Or how about a real-world quote from Churchill? "We have nothing to fear but fear itself."

      Did you mod youself up with your logged in account, mr anonymous COWARD? Fear is indeed not a good thing at all, and too much fear is called PANIC! and can kill people.

      Look what happend in Florida, with an armed, cowardly bully who shot some poor unarmed kid because he was a fearful little PUSSY like you?

    16. Re:When it comes to security by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Please review those cases. They did not present their bomb to TSA for inspection prior to getting on the plane. (And this is also not the only time this sort of stupid has occured.)

    17. Re:When it comes to security by Tassach · · Score: 1

      there are actually very few people with the knowledge, motivation and lack of morals to want to hurt innocent people to make a point.

      This is America. The knowledgeable and motivated sociopaths are too busy making MONEY to bother about making a POINT.

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    18. Re:When it comes to security by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      This is the second time I have seen this comment without the explanation. Not being a chemistry major, I am not entirely sure what would be expected to happen. Please explain.

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    19. Re:When it comes to security by fatphil · · Score: 1

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Ilxsu-JlY

      Also see the related gallium one. Aluminium doesn't like either of these elements (or likes them too much).

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  3. You're looking in the wrong place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The terrorists aren't trying to get on our airplanes. The terrorists are blowing up Planned Parenthood clinics.

    1. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by characterZer0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The terrorists are strip-searching people with judicial approval.

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    2. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The terrorists are laughing up their sleeves.

    3. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't you know? Americans cannot be terrorists. Only people who hate America can be terrorists, and they also plot their attacks from outside the country.

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    4. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by firex726 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I can guarantee you that unless the perpetrator was brown skinned or a Muslim you won't hear the word TERRORIST associated to that attack in the MSM.

      If it was a White Extremest Christian my money is on property damage, or arson at most.

    5. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by nschubach · · Score: 2

      Every American is a terrorist... if you ask those in charge. They just like to paint "outsiders" as terrorists to scare the citizens into control.

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    6. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Every American is a criminal... if you ask those in charge

      FTFY. Why do you think the number of criminal offenses keeps increasing? Ayn Rand hit the ball out of the park:

      "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws."

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    7. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by icebraining · · Score: 3, Informative

      Someone should've offered her a newspaper. Years before she wrote that book, the US government had already relocated and interned 110 000 innocent civilians - 62% of which American citizens.

    8. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by operagost · · Score: 1, Informative

      Lots of Americans hate America.

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    9. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 3, Informative

      If it was a White Extremest Christian my money is on property damage, or arson at most.

      Yep, everyone refers to the 168 dead from the Oklahoma City bombing as "property damage" and no one ever refers to Timothy McVeigh as a terrorist.

      http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/oklahoma/stories/ok042597.htm
      http://edition.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0106/09/pitn.00.html
      http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=93055&page=1

      Unless you don't count CNN, ABC and the Washington Post as "MSM".

    10. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by lgw · · Score: 4, Informative

      You do realize that most of her "dystopian" writing was not dire predictions of things to come, but simply descriptions of things she had seen while young, right? That was exactly the sort of thing she was writing about (and far, far worse, in the early USSR).

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    11. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by lgw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's not even hyperbole, just a basic opinion on when "personhood" begins that differs from the majority opinion. If you share that opinion, it would be hard not to be appalled by the rampant infanticide.

      It's sad that geeks are, on the whole, so quick to just dismiss someone with differing values. When someone comes to a very diferent conclusion, we shouldn't be so quick to assume they're stupid, instead ask whther they're starting from different assumptions (certainly 90% of design arguments at work could be avoided by this practice).

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    12. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're mistaking a difference of opinion with bias. Yes, there's a difference. Go look it up.

      And this complaining about the slashdot moderation is a really tired meme. The only time it gets brought up is by people who somehow care what their post is sitting at. Yes, it's a popularity contest. That's inherent in any moderation system. No, it doesn't mean that it automatically means that your beautiful snowflakishness is being unjustly trampled. It means that the majority think that what you wrote is dumb, uninformed or stupid. Yes, this is a vague judgment. Get over it.

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    13. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1, Informative

      Poor word choice on my part.

      I was trying to appeal to the metaphysical position that a person's worthiness of life doesn't appreciably change in the moments before birth vs. the moments after birth.

      I tried to efficiently state that point by using the word "infant" to refer to fetuses. But perhaps a wordier version of my point was warranted.

    14. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Damn youre thick.
      That was before 9/11. Since then we must band together with our god fearing Christian values and keep from being invaded by those Muslims.
      That was back when terrorist actually had meaning, now if you're a democrat you are labeled a terrorist. you got Christian pastors saying people of a different sect of Christianity are terrorists.

    15. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How many clinics have been targeted in the last 3 years?

    16. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by interval1066 · · Score: 2

      So- your point is... that the TSA has been fantastically efficient and worth every penny?

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    17. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, it's more like "Lots of Americans hate THEIR GOVERNMENT." I actually love my country, and it's idiots, very much. Most of them are fairly kind and happy. But lawyers and CEOs are usually suspected of vile anti-social behavior (correctly) until proven innocent.

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    18. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by icebraining · · Score: 1

      I'm saying that what she wrote - that "The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals." - is simply untrue, and that event shows it well.

    19. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by chromas · · Score: 1

      Blowing up a building is specifically intended to incite fear—abortion isn't (unless it's forced; then maybe).

    20. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's a shame the big, bad horrible USSR didn't snuff her out. I wouldn't have to listen to libertardians quoting from the Gospel of Rand all the time.

    21. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Fair point. Perhaps my post was off-topic.

    22. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      TSA: helping discourage American kids from going anywhere near the sciences.
      Silly student too - leaving it there, and the project looking like a very suspicious object with the classic Hollywood protruding wires and all.
      How this is handled from here on will be very telling...

    23. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Geezle2 · · Score: 4, Funny
      When someone comes to a very diferent conclusion, we shouldn't be so quick to assume they're stupid

      Very true! I believe that life begins with ejaculation! Every one of you masturbators is a mass murderer!

    24. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would come to the aid of a downed enemy airman during wartime. I would provide first aid and medical treatment as best I could, and then take him to the authorities. Just because they are enemy soldiers doesn't obviate the need to render humanitarian care. Now, on the other hand, providing him succor and then helping him escape back to the other side would be treason.

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    25. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      the surpremes just declared that 'cops need dates, too'. and to them, a feel-up counts as a 'date'.

      (shrug)

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    26. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Who were guilty of "being japanese near the coast," Which was declared a crime in all but name by the government during the war.

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    27. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by icebraining · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That was wartime. Different rules apply during war.

      Was there a decade in the last century in which the US not at war with some country (or now, terrorist groups)?

      And those 'innocent civilians'?

      Uuuh, scare quotes. Yes, at least the vast majority of them, exceptions notwithstanding.

      there's at least one documented case of them coming to the aid of a crashed Japanese pilot. Would you have the government just ignore that?

      Are you seriously trying to justify the internment of a whole ethnic group because of the actions of one single individual?

    28. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      The terrorists aren't trying to get on our airplanes. The terrorists are blowing up Planned Parenthood clinics.

      No, they're murdering infants by the hundreds of thousands.

      Now here's the fun part (probably): Watch my post get modded into oblivion, while the parent stays at "5".

      Let's hope so, since that post is as -1 Offtopic as they come.. not unlike this post...

    29. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Here here!

      There, there.

    30. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      In early USSR, they didn't bother with laws and such - they had ad-hoc tribunals guided by "revolutionary self-consciousness", the goal of which was not to find whether the defendant was guilty of some crime or not, but only whether his existence was harmful to the revolutionary cause.

    31. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      Article 1, Section 8, Clause 11 To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water; AND Clause 15: To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;

      Operating under the assumption the foreign nationals have a high likeliehood of being insurrectionsists the US constitution does say exactly that. That is a pretty big assumption to back up though.

    32. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Yeah that happens so often. *Rolleyes*

      http://www.prochoice.org/about_abortion/violence/history_extreme.asp

      Blowing up ... not so much.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-abortion_violence#Murders

      Murder ... not so much.

      Compare with Islamic Terrorism in the US.
      http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Pages/AmericanAttacks.htm

      No the Terrorists are educating people like you to ignore what constitutes REAL terrorism. In other words ... there is no comparison. You are a troll, and should have been modded as such.

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    33. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by cold+fjord · · Score: 2

      The TSA is the inverse of the Bureau of Prisons. Guards from the Bureau of Prisons keep convicts in the prison, TSA pretty much keeps armed, dangerous people off planes. It's not impossible to get a weapon past BoP guards, or TSA screeners. Nor is it impossible escape from prison or get past the TSA screeners and agents. What they both do is raise the degree of difficulty such that a planned escape / attack is much more likely to be discovered in some fashion before it is executed and disrupted in some fashion, frustrating the plan.

      What happens when you take the guards out of a prision?

      TSA's mission is deterrence, and handling incidents when deterrence fails.

      On a typical day TSA finds 4 guns and various assorted weapons that would have made it onto a plane if people weren't being screened.

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    34. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, apparently you can't fucking read, because it says the Militia can be called forth to "suppress insurrections and repel invasions," not "prevent insurrections by going on a witch hunt."

      There's no evidence the interned Japanese were rising up against the US government or invading anything. Stop trying to justify it, it was shameful racist authoritarian fascist bullshit. If you think it was okay, what "American" principles exactly to you think you're defending?

    35. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Nihilomnis · · Score: 1

      No, no, you didn't go far enough. Don't you know that every sperm is sacred and that any un-ejaculated sperm will die? So by not having sex, you're a murderer, by masturbating (through to finish) you're a murderer and even by having sex, all the sperm that don't become the zygote are murdered. All women that menstruate are murderers, because they didn't fertilize the egg. NPARA Wash your hands? Murdered the bacteria. Simply live? Cells wear down with time, use, etc; murdered. Kill yourself so as to not kill yourself? Murdered. Like hamburgers? Someone killed the cow. Like to eat various seeds? that's like eating babies. Like fruit? Sort of like eating a placenta. NPARA Life is a race to the top of the ever growing pile of the dead. NPARA Sex is for making babies, end of story. If you want (penis, vagina) sex, then either expect babies or make sure it's not going to happen, like get, a vasectomy, or your tubes tied. (I don't know the success rate of condoms, so not going there) NPARA If carrying the baby to term will kill you AND the baby then by all means kill it, if it will only kill one or the other then that's for the woman to decide. If it will become a healthy baby, and you just don't want it anymore, I consider it murder to do it, but by all means kill it. It's still in your body using your resources. Still murder, still wrong, but go ahead. HOWEVER if it is viable outside the womb, then either remove it or carry it to term. NPARA If someone sees something that needs clarification or if I've missed something let me know. Also yes, I know it was a joke, and I know were extremely off-topic. WHERE DID MY FORMATTING GO??? Is it chrome that is condensing all my paragraphs into one text-block-cluster-fuck? NPARA for my returns.

    36. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      ... One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws."

      And every offense should be punishable by The Hook.
      "What's in that beaker, sir?"
      "Nothing dangerous. Just an isomer of common ice. Ice-9."

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    37. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That was wartime. Different rules apply during war. And those 'innocent civilians'?- there's at least one documented case of them coming to the aid of a crashed Japanese pilot. Would you have the government just ignore that?

      Eh... yeah. At least they did when my Grandmother and the family she was staying with (after being evacuated from the city) found a German pilot that had ejected from his (crashing) bomber. From her account, he was no older than 16, absolutely fucking terrified and convinced that the monstrous inhabitants of the UK were going to cook and eat him - having been informed by propaganda that we so starved we were resorting to cannibalism.

      They called the authorities and while waiting (it took hours for them to reach the area, and this wasn't the only POW taken that day) they took him into the house, cleaned up his injuries and gave him a cup of warm water (tea being rationed at the time). He was still shaking with fear when he was taking into custody - but it was hard to breach that language barrier, let alone the damage propaganda does. But there was no question of how to treat injured teenagers - no matter that only hours ago he was trying to bomb our homes into dust - when my grandmother was of the same age, and every boy of that age that she had ever known had already been sent out to do the same thing to the enemy.

      Make no mistake - our elders knew who they were fighting, and they weren't naive enough to believe that every child wearing a Nazi uniform was their enemy. It's not a recent state of affairs to demonize our enemies - we've been doing that for centuries - it is however recent for the vast majority of the public to throw away every value they hold dear because of that perception.

    38. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      No, they're murdering infants by the hundreds of thousands.

      Now here's the fun part (probably): Watch my post get modded into oblivion, while the parent stays at "5".

      They're murdering infants to make a political point, or scare the populace into changing their politics? If not, they're not really terrorists, just murderers. Though I also suspect we are not actually talking about infants, but embryos.

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    39. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by laurelraven · · Score: 1

      Don't you know? Americans cannot be terrorists. Only people who hate America can be terrorists, and they also plot their attacks from outside the country.

      When I read that, I heard it in W.'s voice.

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    40. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      It means that the majority think that what you wrote is dumb, uninformed or stupid. Yes, this is a vague judgment. Get over it.

      That would be better than what we have currently, if only it was true. Right now, it only takes the first one or two moderators (not a majority) to hammer your post into obscurity. If you're lucky, it might be fixed by meta-moderation, but doubtful that anyone would see it by then. I don't know that there's a better way, but certainly many perfectly good posts get trampled on by those not willing to accept that there might be a valid opposing view.

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    41. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

      and it's idiots

      Was that intentional?

    42. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by drkoemans · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Anwar al-Awlaki. Oh wait, you can't. They blew him up.

    43. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      On a typical day TSA finds 4 guns and various assorted weapons that would have made it onto a plane if people weren't being screened.

      Which the normal procedures were finding anyway, well before the TSA was even a gleam in Washingon DC's eye. The TSA had added NO VALUE since its inception, only added more bureacracy and sieved more tax money.

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    44. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Was there a decade in the last century in which the US not at war with some country (or now, terrorist groups)?

      The 1920's were peaceful. You could also count the 1900's as it kind of squeezes in there between the Spanish-American war and the start of WWI.

    45. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Tassach · · Score: 1

      On a typical day TSA finds 4 guns and various assorted weapons that would have made it onto a plane if people weren't being screened.

      Which are almost entirely law-abiding citizens who forgot to put their legally-owned and -carried knife/gun/screwdriver/whatever in their checked baggage.

      Not to mention the fact that the TSA's failure rate is 70%. So if 4 weapons are getting found daily, they're missing at least 9 or 10 a day. That's 3,650 weapons on airplanes a year, with ZERO incidents resulting therefrom.

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    46. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I abhor violence. My point, which you missed was the part "not so much". Things are relative. I noticed that you object to Abortion clinic bombings, but do you equally, and with equal voice, protest against Eco Terrorists, which commit more violence and "bombings" and Arson? Heck even Ted Kazinski had more "bombings" to his name than all the ones cited in the Abortion Statistics, and is accused of three deaths. I'm not even citing ELF or other eco terrorist organizations.

      And I noticed that you cite "incidents" as is they were all equal in nature and scope. A "failed" arson attempt is equal to the FT Hood Massacre , in your approach. Yeah, sorry if I don't agree with your view of things.Too bad there wasn't an abortion clinic in OK City Alfred P. Murrah building, so you could cite that one as well.

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    47. Re:You're looking in the wrong place by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      I'm not a big fan of Ayn Rand, but that's one of the things she got right.

  4. Before TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How many things actually happened in the entire history of commercial flights before the TSA existed? And why do they still exist in light of that? Sheesh.

    1. Re:Before TSA by _Shorty-dammit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How many things actually happened in the entire history of commercial flights before the TSA existed? And why do they still exist in light of that? Sheesh.

      Doh! Wasn't logged in for some reason.

    2. Re:Before TSA by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      They're the aviation equivalent of the bear patrol....

    3. Re:Before TSA by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 2

      I remember when I could get on an airplane without getting finger fucked and fish hooked by some "highly trained" a-hole in a blue suit with a badge...

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    4. Re:Before TSA by firex726 · · Score: 1

      Well there are terrorist attacks in other parts of the world, not nearly as frequent as the TSA would have you believe though.

    5. Re:Before TSA by NouberNou · · Score: 1

      Would you like to buy my rock? It keeps away communist tigers.

    6. Re:Before TSA by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      not nearly as frequent as the TSA would have you believe though.

      Just look at the number of terrorists caught by the billions spent in equipment and manpower used by the TSA each year. I'll bet they have a fancy graph on their web site that displays the number of terrorists captured in each year of their existence. You know, with the year listed on the bottom of the graph, and the number of terrorists caught in the vertical axis starting at 0, and ending at ... well 0.

      Then they should also have another graph showing the costs per terrorist per year, to show how effectively our tax dollars have been spent.

      So, how many gropes does it take to capture a terrorist?

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    7. Re:Before TSA by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      I got on a plane once with about 9 inches of railroad rail in my carry-on.

      If you need to improvise a weapon, use a towel to make a rat-tail, and finish it (with as gradual a taper as possible) with a length of dental floss. Crack the whip, dental floss goes reliably supersonic, cuts lots of stuff. I cut half-way through a sunday paper with one of those, easier than with a packing knife. Aim for the head; even if you miss, they'll be deaf.

    8. Re:Before TSA by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      How many things actually happened in the entire history of commercial flights before the TSA existed? And why do they still exist in light of that? Sheesh.

      Highjackings became a significant problem in the 60s, 70s, and 80s, although they still occur from time to time. Various militant groups, including Palestinian and Communist terrorist organizations, we commonly involved. The rate slowly considerably as airports put in metal detectors, started searching bags, sky marshals took to the air, and police forces with automatic weapons started patrolling the airports. (Sound familiar?) The occasional commando force storming a plane and killing the hijackers also helped dampen the enthusiasm for it, not the mention the famous Operation Thunderbolt - the raid on Entebbe.

      That is why you don't keep seeing headlines like these so often:

      Mexico Police Storm Hijacked Airplane, Free Crew

      17 Killed in Airport Raids by Terrorists at Rome, Vienna : 116 Wounded in Attacks Apparently Aimed at El Al; Palestinians Blamed
      December 28, 1985

      ROME — Two terrorist teams firing assault rifles and throwing grenades struck minutes apart at the international airports in Rome and Vienna early Friday, leaving 17 dead, including an 11-year-old American girl and three other Americans. At least 116 people were wounded in the bloody attacks.

      Officials and eyewitnesses said the attacks appeared aimed at facilities of El Al, the Israeli national airline. Meir Rosenne, Israel's ambassador to the United States, blamed the Palestine Liberation Organization for the slaughter. PLO officials in Vienna, Rome and at PLO headquarters in Tunis, Tunisia, denied responsibility and condemned the attacks.

      In Spain, a caller claiming to belong to the "Abu Nidal group," a breakaway faction of the PLO blamed for many earlier terrorist assaults in Europe, telephoned a radio station in Malaga, claiming responsibility for the attacks in the name of his group. There was no way to confirm the claim.

      Abu Nidal has been described as a bitter opponent of PLO leader Yasser Arafat, who he is said to consider to be overly moderate in the Arab-Israeli conflict. . . . more

      The terrorist I knew - Christopher Hitchens sheds no tears for Abu Nidal, but admits to a small twinge of nostalgia.

      The official story - that he had shot himself several times in the head . . .

      Abu Nidal Organization (ANO), aka Fatah Revolutionary Council, the Arab Revolutionary Brigades, or the Revolutionary Organization of Socialist Muslims

      Belgium: Murders committed for Abu Nidal

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    9. Re:Before TSA by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      That one is easy:. Zero terrorists * billions = $0 per terrorist -- now *that's* cost-efficiency!

    10. Re:Before TSA by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      So, how many gropes does it take to capture a terrorist?

      A-one... a-two... a-three *squeeze* three.

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    11. Re:Before TSA by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Infinity doesn't graph very well.

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  5. Son, you are SO fucking grounded! by h4x354x0r · · Score: 1

    Like, until you're about 35 years old.

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    1. Re:Son, you are SO fucking grounded! by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      AND TEH PLANES. I am GROUNDING THE PLANES until further notices. Because I am their parent too I can ground them :D

  6. That's a strip search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks, SCOTUS.

  7. Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by cpu6502 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Zero.

    Number of people nude Xrayed or sexually groped (on their breasts or crotch) or strip-searched or locked in glass jails for carrying breast milk or ..... (this list could go on several pages).

    Millions.

    I hope none of those machines were malfunctioning and ejected lethal doses. They are never checked. TIME TO END THE TSA. And the Fed (give the power back to the State central banks).

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    1. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by bonch · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The TSA sucks, but I can't say I disagree with their response in this case. The device is described as a robot-like device with exposed wires, resembling a handmade explosive device. According to the statement in the article, the TSA determined that the device was not harmful, the airport reopened, and everything went back to normal. That seems like what is supposed to happen.

      The Dallas City Hall statement in the article:

      A commercial flight which originated in Kansas City arrived at Love Field this afternoon and unloaded passengers. The next flight crew boarded to prep the aircraft for the next flight when a robotic device was discovered on the plane and the crew notified authorities. Air Marshals along with Dallas Love Field officers detained 11 passengers related to the device. It was determined that the device was not dangerous and was a student’s science project. The student was traveling with fellow students and a professor. That student told authorities the robot was accidentally left on the plane. The airport was temporarily shut down until the device could be determined it was not a threat. Gate #12 has reopened and airport operations are returning to normal.

      That doesn't change my opposition to the groping and scanning, of course. But this story seems just a little overblown. I think an airport would have reacted this way regardless of the existence of the TSA.

    2. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Cosgrach · · Score: 3, Informative

      I hate to admit it, but I'd have to agree on this. They did exactly what I would want them to do. However, I'd have stopped short of arresting to poor bastard who let the thing on the plane. A harmless device and a honest mistake. It could happen to anyone, and it has happened to me.

      I left my hat on a plane. I realized it as soon as I got through the gate. I informed the gate lacky and they called up the flight crew. They could not find it (even though I told them exactly where it was), after a bit of haggling with the guy at the gate, I was allowed to re-board the plane (with out escort) and retrieve my hat. The unescorted bit confused me a little. Still does.

      This still does not make like TSA any less.

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    3. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The incident probably cost airlines and various travellers plenty of money (delayed flights etc.). Sounds like a new way to harm America: sneak things onto airplanes that look like bombs. It should not be too hard; if you disassemble a typical laptop and turn a few things around, you'll have something that looks like a bomb.

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    4. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>>The TSA sucks, but I can't say I disagree with their response in this case.

      A little late don't you think? The TSA's job is to keep bomb-looking devices OFF the plane, not discover them 5 hours later after the flight is already over. If this was a real bomb* then it would have already been used. TSA == fail. (again)

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      *I doubt terrorists will waste their time attacking airplanes with bombs. They'll go after soft targets like your home or factory. The best way to deal with them is to keep them OUT of the country in the first place (yes that means walls on both borders; enemies shouldn't be able to just walk in).

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    5. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by ClioCJS · · Score: 5, Insightful

      SO "Exactly what you want them to do" is fine a bomb AFTER the flight is over?

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    6. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by golden+age+villain · · Score: 1

      So now flight attendants are experts at recognizing "handmade explosive devices"? Isn't the definition of handmade that it looks like anything and nothing? And where is the explosive itself? A cell phone and "something with protruding wires" is hardly going to do any harm on its own. Also the summary states that they left it behind meaning it had passed security at least once and had gone through a full flight without being detonated. And at now point those morons thought that if the purpose was to blow up an airport or a plane the terrorists would have done it already.

    7. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by jfengel · · Score: 1

      > I doubt terrorists will waste their time attacking airplanes with bombs.

      The terrorists ARE wasting their time attacking airplanes with bombs. They've had several attempts already (the Underwear Bomber, the Shoe Bomber).

      Fortunately, these failed, in part because they were forced to take extreme measures to disguise their bombs. If these guys had walked on with a plain stick of dynamite, those planes would have come down.

    8. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>ejected lethal doses

      BTW I'll be flying in about two months. First time since 2000 (pre-9/11). I am not going through the Xray machine because I have no idea if it's safe (it's never tested). That means I will be groped. I would prefer Not to be placed into this "damned if you do; damned if you don't" situation but this is the non-free Union we have created.

      A union where you can't even fly from one Member state to another member state without being machine-stripped nude, or groped by a stranger's hands. Domestic flights should Not be forcing citizens into this travesty. You should have the right to travel anywhere you please without being searched (9th, 4th, and 10th amendments).

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    9. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by bmimatt · · Score: 1

      Really? I thought TSA would find and (most likely) confiscate the device upon ENTRY to the terminal... at least that's what they tell us they are trying to do, no?

    10. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Number of people nude Xrayed or sexually groped (on their breasts or crotch) or strip-searched or locked in glass jails for carrying breast milk or

      If you consider that "sexually groped" requires intent, the only one of these that has affected any large number of people is backscatter X-raying. That's not to say that they're acceptable because of this, just that you're being disingenuous by mixing something that is less offensive but more common in a list with items that are more offensive and much less common.

      I hope none of those machines were malfunctioning and ejected lethal doses. They are never checked.

      Minor nitpick: the verb for X-rays is "emit", not "eject". Major nitpick: they are in fact checked and the results of these checks are freely available online.

      I'm not a fan of the "medical risk" complaint about backscatter X-rays. The dosage is measured and really has a negligible effect. The privacy concerns outweigh the medical concerns handily. Not being particularly modest, I think the cost-effectiveness concerns dramatically outweigh either of them -- the cost in equipment, personnel, and traveler time is enormous compared to the security benefits.

    11. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by thesandtiger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except this is proof that the TSA completely fucked up and didn't do their job. If the device was such that it would terrify (much more highly trained than the TSA goons) air crew, what the holy fuck was it doing on the plane in the first place, let alone in the cabin or outside of a container in cargo, with the power source disconnected?

      What also pisses me off is that the passengers were the ones who were taken away and interrogated. I wonder: Did the TSA agents who fucked up also get taken into custody and subjected to interrogation?

      If not, why not? Either through intent or incompetence they allowed this to happen. If it was intent, then they're clearly abetting terrorists, and if they're incompetent they shouldn't have jobs anymore.

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    12. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by ebh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I like that. Who needs bombs when you can effectively DDoS the airport?

    13. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      The other problem, of course, is that we don't have good data -- partly because it's hard to get and partly because details about any terrorists they've stopped is not publicly available. (I tend to side with Schneier that if the TSA had truly stopped a verifiable terrorist attack, they would be crowing about it to politicians and the public. So from silence we should assume that they've not.)

    14. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Grr, submitted too quick:

      The answers to all my questions are that the TSA is useless, incompetent and corrupt in its entirety.

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    15. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Taking down a plane is scary, and it would really suck for the people on the plane. Hijacking a plane and hitting a building with it is much worse.

      Your argument is that if we didn't have the TSA, we'd not have any security, and that's incorrect. Keep the security we already have - scan the bags, metal detect the people, and be done with it. You can't scan for all the possible ways to make something explode, and any hijacking attempt is very likely to be stopped by passengers that are now aware of the problems (like both of the bombers that you mention).

      9/11 happened because passengers figured the hijackers would make demands, and then they'd go land somewhere and the people would be free, because that's what typically happened with hijackings before then (I believe.. I may be picturing movies). There was no incentive to fight back, and risk of injury or death if they did. When the passengers on Flight 93 found out about the attacks in other places, they realized that they either fought back and maybe lived, or died in a fiery death and caused other people to be injured/die. They then tried to regain control of the plane. I don't think any hijackings with a conscious passenger cabin are likely to succeed for a very long time.

    16. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Informative

      Terrorists have always been forced to disguise their bombs. That didn't help the people on Pan Am flight 103. The reason the two terrorists you mention failed was that they tried to light something on fire with other people around. The TSA had no role whatsoever in foiling those plots.

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    17. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

      That seems like what is supposed to happen.

      Including being led away in handcuffs?

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    18. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And the Fed (give the power back to the State central banks).

      I hate rider bills.... :)

    19. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by arose · · Score: 1

      Morons are people who make assumptions when it comes to security. They didn't know what it was, where it came from nor when it came on-board. Even if they did know that it was on board fro the last flight, there are no grounds to assume it was meant to explode on that flight and not, say, the next one. Cell phones are a common remote detonator, don't leave shit wired up to cell phones (or wrist watches, etc.) on an airplane and don't expect anyone to make assumptions in your favor if you do.

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    20. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2

      Exactly! This should be proof enough that the TSA does not work.

      While I'm no fan of the TSA, perhaps in this example they DID work. Sounds to me that at security they took a look at whatever the hell this thing is/was, correctly declared it as NotBomb, and let it through.

    21. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by lgw · · Score: 1

      What security benefits? Far cheaper to return to pre-9/11 screening for passengers and carry-ons, and abandon the perving entirely. The TSA adds no additional security over that - nore at all. No, not even then. It's a farce, a ploy, a scam, a joke.

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    22. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think the fact that it was *left* on the plane means that someone in the TSA already decided it was ok to be on the plane in the first place. In fact, it was judged safe enough that it could be a carry-on, which would be a requirement to be "accidentally left on the plane" (checked luggage would have made it to the carousel with nobody ending up detained, or outright lost forever).

      You'd think that there would be a pink sticker or some shit for nutty stuff that's already passed a first screening. I can tell you, as a guy that carries various odd electronic equipment all over the country, it'd be nice to earn some sort of reward for convincing the apathetic screener that what I'm carrying onto the plane is, indeed, a very expensive spectrophotometer and not an evil pilot killing death ray machine, complete with a USB strangling cable for those desperation fallback plans (please, please stop fucking with ... err vigorously inspecting... that device, sir...).

      Incidentally, I flew a couple years back, and had to give up my $0.99 nail clippers that I'd forgotten I'd put in my pocket. Apparently I could have clipped the pilots' fingernails too short until he bled to death...? They didn't even have the file/stabby bits on em. Still, only $0.99 and I knew better, so d'oh. What pissed me the fuck off, though: I went to a shop on the "glad that's over" side of security to get a book and some chips prior to boarding my flight, and guess what I saw? The same exact fucking brand of stabby-less nail clippers for $4.99. I half wondered if they were MY clippers, and that security took so long because they needed time to repackage them for re-sale to me.

    23. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      How do you know it's zero? You have no way of knowing how many terrorists gave up on their plots because of the higher level of security at the airports.

      And I don't know what "State central banks" you might be referring to. Is there some libertarian revisionist history out there claiming there were once State central banks?

      It's also not clear what the Fed or central banking has to do with TSA in the first place...

    24. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      That is the bizzare bit, everything else is pretty much standard protocol at any airport.

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    25. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Here's my problem; the TSA, like any government solution to any (ANY) problem, is with a topdown, umbrella, throw money at it, approach. The obvious framework of their plan is: "We're too stupid and politically correct to do creening right, so we'll make everyone suffer." All a real terrorist (with any brains) has to do is observe it for a while, and make a minor test here and there, then with some planning I'm quite confident they could find a way to bring down a plane, if that were a goal. All the groping of passengers, even those who paid the indulgence, won't stop some one bent on blowing one up, they only have to be a little clever. I don't think it would take a rocket scientist to get passed the TSA charade. I think in one way the TSA may have been successful. If I had any terrorist designs on the US I think I'd pass-up blowing up a plane or crashing one (or several) into landmarks simply becuase of all the attention, the one thing that the TSA may be able to notch on its belt. So as a terrorist I might be inclined to go another route. Another truck bomb, and "disinfranchised" home grown terrorists. In which case the TSA is completly meaningless.

      One thing we can all count on; even though al Quaida has been been beaten to an inneffective pulp, and the Talibahn are negotiating, the TSA is here to stay in all its bloated, useless glory.

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    26. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Cosgrach · · Score: 1

      Well, really it would be better to find a bomb first, but they have proved that they can't do that. However, the reaction was appropriate (up to a point) for finding a suspicious device.

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    27. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by bhalter80 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Infact I can't remember the last time I saw a TSA press conference where they were claiming victory for foiling a plot to down an airplane. I can remember quite vividly at least 3 occasions in which triumphant passengers subdued lunatics that could have downed airplanes. How bout we leave the security to the people who's asses are on the line and send the not-quite-good-enough-to-be-a-cops home?

    28. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Perhaps not all terrorists want to be martyrs.

    29. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by sjames · · Score: 1

      Real bombs look like a laptop, a McDonald's bag, or a shoebox.

      Leading people away in cuffs for a simple error people make every day is a bit much.

      I'm sure the device looked strange to them, but it MUST have cleared airport security somewhere. Perhaps they need to hire people who know a bomb when they see one.

    30. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Jessified · · Score: 1

      I have to agree.

      I work at a busy pool in a rough neighbourhood, as a lifeguard. One time, after closing, we came across a backpack, that clearly had a big box in it (you could see the outline). The bag was locked shut with a lock, and it was also chained to a bench. This was particularly unusual, and we were about to call the police (who would probably call the bomb squad) when a patron came back out. Turns out it wouldn't fit in a locker and so that was how he secured it.

      What are you supposed to do? Assume it's fine when you aren't sure?

    31. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The best way to deal with them is to keep them OUT of the country in the first place (yes that means walls on both borders; enemies shouldn't be able to just walk in).

      Sure, because all terrorists are foreigners.

    32. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by gman003 · · Score: 1

      *I doubt terrorists will waste their time attacking airplanes with bombs. They'll go after soft targets like your home or factory. The best way to deal with them is to keep them OUT of the country in the first place (yes that means walls on both borders; enemies shouldn't be able to just walk in).

      No, planes are still big, juicy targets. The problem is that the TSA is assuming *all* terrorists are suicidal. And I have to say, "assuming all your enemies' plans involve killing themselves" is pretty fucking stupid.

      What if one of them has a Stinger launcher left over from when we gave them to the then-"freedom-fighter" Taliban to fight the then-"evil-communists"? Or a cheap Chinese knockoff of one? Boom. There's easily several hundred people dead (the Airbus A380's certified for 850 people), plus whatever poor bastards happen to be where the wreckage lands. Hit it on approach for landing, with luck (good or bad, depending on your character alignment) and it hits the airport terminal...

      Or use a powerful laser (I've seen several on this very site) to blind the pilots during landing. With luck, bam, crash. Or use a sniper rifle to damage the jet turbines - catastrophic engine failure would easily cost millions to repair, even if it doesn't kill too many people.

      Or, if you're still feeling suicidal, rent a small aircraft, a single-engine Cessna or something. Hijack *that*, kamikaze aforementioned Airbus.

      That's all off the top of my head, from a guy who hasn't ever thought about "how to take down a jet fighter" before now. Imagine what actual terrorists could do, with actual planning and actual experience.

      I'm honestly surprised it hasn't already happened.

    33. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by sjames · · Score: 1

      Be sure to keep your energy up for your search. You should have a big pinto bean and Brussels sprout omelet before you go to the airport.

    34. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by FlashBIOS · · Score: 1

      If the device was such that it would terrify (much more highly trained than the TSA goons) air crew, what the holy fuck was it doing on the plane in the first place, let alone in the cabin or outside of a container in cargo, with the power source disconnected?

      Because robots, science fair projects, and all manner of things which this item actually qualifies as, are allowed on planes. If there was a disconnect between the TSA and the flight crew it was that the TSA apparently doesn't have a way to notify that a suspicious item was inspected yet found "legal."

    35. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by dr2chase · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Mod parent up please. And add to that, cockpit doors are now reinforced.

      Also had a brief demonstration this weekend of what a pilot can do to incapacitate passengers. We had a go-around at our landing, first time I've ever done one. Pilots were not trying hard to be annoying or unpleasant, but the down-down-down then up-up-up made my tummy not very happy. A few more of those, I'd have probably been sick, and I'm sure I was not the only one. Imagine if the pilots were trying -- "fasten your seatbelts, or else".

    36. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      How do you know it's zero? You have no way of knowing how many terrorists gave up on their plots because of the higher level of security at the airports.

      Get a load of this guy.

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    37. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Just put a little sign on the backpack that says "this is not a bomb", that way you'll know it's okay. Problem solved!

    38. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      "Thousands" is no longer likely at all. The cockpit door is reinforced, and the passengers, if they get wind of what you are up to, will no longer cooperate. Worst case now is blowing up an airplane. Bad, but not thousands.

    39. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm just talking about the X-ray backscatter machines. If in conjunction with metal detectors, they ostensibly have some nonzero security benefit. I would say that it's minimal. If replacing metal detectors, they have some security benefit, but possibly negative.

    40. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by EdIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This was found on a plane right??

      I think the biggest problem here is that the TSA at one airport cleared the device for carry-on (not checked) and that another airport goes apeshit when the same device, already approved, is left on the plane.

      Where is the communication and common sense here? The TSA should have never let it on the plane as carry-on and checked it, with special instructions if you needed to go that far.

      The TSA is responsible for creating the situation here.

    41. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by thesandtiger · · Score: 2

      Nothing you have said makes this any less stupid. They forbade bringing an opebottle of baby formula on, but there is nothing against a strange electronic device of unknown purpose onto a plane? Really?

      I mean, I know they are in the slow class and are only able to identify threats in retrospect, but really, this is pretty dumb.

      If I were trying to protect something I would make a point of making the most stringent security measures the first line of defense, not the last. If this thing was scary enough to make very well trained flight crew freak out the TSA agents screening it should have been pissing their pants.

      Also, a sticker with a barcode should have been applied to this strange object indicating the TSA cleared it. I mean, Jesus, it's not hard to imagine a situation in which someone might fly with something weird and how to indicate that this weird thing had been inspected...

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    42. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I think Archie Bunker pretty much said it all.

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    43. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      What if one of them has a Stinger launcher left over from when we gave them to the then-"freedom-fighter" Taliban to fight the then-"evil-communists"?

      The Stinger missiles are all past their expiration date. . . long past.

      However, that sort of thing has happened.

      It isn't "evil-communists", it is evil communists. Communism killed 100,000,000 people in the last 100 years. Read some reviews if you don't read the book.

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    44. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      It's only by the grace of the Christian God that they're apparently too retarded to realise that they could just walk on with a stick of dynamite.

      No? Put it inside a vibrator. Or, heck, just write "ACME DYNAMITE" on it, it's got about as much chance of being found by the TSA either way.

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    45. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      Possibly to prevent someone from getting to a remote detonator or cell phone to trigger the bomb?

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    46. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      The TSA sucks, but I can't say I disagree with their response in this case. The device is described as a robot-like device with exposed wires, resembling a handmade explosive device

      Bullshit, the device resembled a homemade circuit. Homemade explosives have something else - you know, explosive material. Add to that, you can easily get additional confirmation by a 30 second explosive swab test.

      The TSA should be trained in this and be able to tell the difference between some wires, and a bomb. Failure to do so is absurd.

    47. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      A little late don't you think? The TSA's job is to keep bomb-looking devices OFF the plane, not discover them 5 hours later after the flight is already over.

      I bet the TSA agent at the departing airport questioned the student when he/she went through the metal detectors and X-rays. The student probably explained what the gadget was and/or the agent found no explosive residue and let the student and his project on board the plane. When the student accidentally left the gadget on the plane at the arrival airport, a different set of agents boarded the plane and found a strange remote control device that was left behind. So they had to err on the side of caution.

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    48. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Alioth · · Score: 1

      You don't have to imagine: when a soon-to-be-fired employee of FedEx tried to take over a FedEx DC-10 by attacking the crew (his plan was to crash the aircraft), the seriously injured flight crew flew semi-aerobatic manuevers to prevent the hijacker from taking over the aircraft. Although all three crewmembers were very seriously injured in the attack, they managed to subdue the would-be hijacker.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Express_Flight_705

    49. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by Alioth · · Score: 1

      It has happened, at least with a missile:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Baghdad_DHL_attempted_shootdown_incident

      Flying a small plane into an airliner would be difficult, ATC would see it on RADAR and vector the airliners away.

    50. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by shugah · · Score: 1

      Or it's quite possible that at the initial screening, TSA recognized that the device was harmless and allowed it on the flight and the aircrew over reated.

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    51. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      That seems like what is supposed to happen.

      Including being led away in handcuffs?

      Until the device is correctly identified as not being a threat, yes. That's simple SOP in any security organization. There are many things to hate about TSA. This isn't one of them.

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    52. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I think the fact that it was *left* on the plane means that someone in the TSA already decided it was ok to be on the plane in the first place.

      You and so many others here are making that judgement call. If we were talking about computer security, and a hacker had gotten into your PC, would you say that your firewall failed? This is why there are layers in all kinds of security, and none are 100% effective, or we'd only need one. What if the flight had originated outside the US...should they have reacted differently, because TSA wasn't there to scan everything that went on board? No, when you see something suspicious, you act, and that's what happened here. Yes, we all love to hate the TSA (myself included), but you're barking up the wrong tree.

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    53. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

      The device is described as a robot-like device with exposed wires, resembling a handmade explosive device.

      Let that be a warning to all the would-be explosive device manufacturers. Neatness counts! Exposed wires are just an indication that your explosive device is a low-quality explosive device.

    54. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I have to admit I'm baffled as to why that hasn't happened yet. If not on a plane, then on a train or a stadium, or a cafe.

      The terrorists seem fixated on planes; when they do make attacks, that's where they generally go. If anything, they seem to think that blowing up a plane will get extra credit for having bypassed the TSA. But the TSA isn't even trying to protect a lot of soft targets, and I don't know why they don't try that more often.

      I've got theories, but none of them are conclusive.

    55. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Hiding the bomb in his underpants led to the underutilisation of the bomb. He after all had to use a bomb which could be hidden in such and such way as to avoid the increased screening and which therefore had to function in such and such a way (had to be lit). It's likely that that TSA had a major role in the failure of the plot.

      Don't make me laugh. How else would he have triggered the explosion? A blasting cap? That would never have made it through pre-9/11 security. It would have set off the metal detector had he carried it on his person, and would have been seen by the X-ray tech had he carried it in a bag. If anything, the TSA's decision to move away from metal detectors to full body scanners has made it easier for blasting caps to be smuggled on board (in a body cavity). So the fact that he did it with a fuse indicates that either A. pre-9/11 security was sufficient, B. the guy wasn't very good at building bombs, or C. both. Any of those three possibilities completely negates the assertion that the TSA had a positive benefit here.

      Secondly the security theatre does popularise security. It should make people more vigilant.

      Maybe slightly, and maybe for a few weeks, until the heightened level of concern becomes the new normal. Once the threshold of perception increases, the TSA would have to go to greater and greater lengths to make people notice or care. Sure, actual bombings would make people more vigilant (unless it became a regular thing, at which point even that would lose its effectiveness eventually), but for the most part, the TSA's added security mostly just pisses people off.

      Furthermore, over the long term, the TSA's added security actually makes us less vigilant. It's not an accident that the English word vigilante descends from the same Latin root. Had the government done nothing, the onus would have been on the passengers to provide for their own safety, and thus they would be more likely to take things into their own hands. By making the passengers feel safe, the TSA undermines that feeling of insecurity that lies at the root of vigilance and vigilantism.

      To go back to your car example, to a limited degree, advertisements about additional air bags in some cars can make people pay more attention to safety when they are buying a car. However, those ads don't make consumers aware of the safety of cars as a whole, but rather that there is a difference in safety between one vehicle and the average car. If every vehicle had those extra air bags, it would become the new normal, and advertisements about them would quickly regress to having no effect.

      Similarly, the more the TSA spreads to multiple modes of travel, to more airports, etc. and the more body scanners that get installed, the more complacent the public will become about security in general, because they will naturally assume that the TSA is protecting them, so they need not be vigilant.

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    56. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      And that doesn't make the TSA look better either.

      My thinking is the TSA simply didn't find it, given their track record, and the flight crew knows damn wel how incompetent those guys are.

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    57. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by lgw · · Score: 1

      Liberty is far more valuable and important than security, as is dignity. The backscater machines would have to provide a proven, significant, and compelling improvement to security to justify the loss. As airline terrorism was a trivial threat before the TSA, it's simply impossible to provide such a security improvement - even complete elimination of a trivial threat is still a trivial increase in security.

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    58. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      Really, the point I'm trying to make is the entire "airport security" idea is ridiculous. I like your comparison, but in a computer security scenario, the TSA wouldn't be a firewall, it'd be an armed guard watching the cables ever-so-closely to make sure no naughty bits sneak through. Of course you'd need multiple levels of security on top of this to actually prevent a security breach, but it's stupid and ineffective to have the guard in the first place. Now imagine that your armed "firewall" also gets to go around groping all your customers, too, if he wants. The TSA is big, scary, and worthless for the purpose it's been put to.

      Calling attention to the fact that the demon-cell-phone-with-wires item made it safely onto the plane in the first place accomplishes two things.

      First, for those that think the TSA is actually a valid and appropriate way to deflect danger from our airports, anything left on the plane should be "safe" because it made it through the security checkpoint (yes, this is normally a ridiculous assumption, but these folks take it as a given is that the TSA does it's job well). By being terrified of the "bomb", the airline crew proved rather obviously that the TSA is not, in fact, infallible.

      Second, for those that recognize the TSA as a farce, it shows that there are appropriate and effective (and preventative) ways of monitoring the safety of the flying public that don't need to result in misplaced fear, such as identifying odd carry-on luggage as "safe" or "inspected at checkpoint #:" or even "This is a child's non-exploding science experiment. Please make sure he remembers to remove it from the airplane upon arriving at the destination terminal." when it arrives on the plane. It could also have been forced to be checked so it couldn't be left behind, or the exiting flight crew could have swept the plane and provided data to the oncoming flight crew, or a thousand other common-sense precautions. None of this happened, so the situation degenerated into "wtf is that wire-y thing!? run bitches!", instead. I don't fault the crew for wanting to be careful, but I do fault the system for being so broken that fear was the appropriate response.

      The truth is, shit happens, and in some unlucky rare cases it's spectacularly shitty (trust me, I have some small experience here), but it's absolutely retarded to put the infinitesimal risk of "death by plane explosion" above more likely and just-as-deadly risks. In fact, we've put this tiny risk so high up that we willingly give up all semblance of self-respect to pretend there's a small mitigation. I would NOT be willing to walk through a security checkpoint in my underpants while someone with a badge sniffs all my possessions for the FAR more dangerous act of driving my car to work every day; why are we willing to do this to pretend it's making the statistically safest way to travel less dangerous?

    59. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I'm in no way trying to defend TSA, so I think we can skip that argument. Do we need some kind of airport security? Certainly, just not the theater we have today.

      I was reacting to your blaming TSA for this incident, which appears to me (having not read TFA) to have no real reason to point the finger at them. Yes, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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    60. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      Sounds good :) As for security at the airport... I really don't know. It seemed things were fine, right up until 9/11 "changed everything". While that was a truly tragic situation, I don't know if we really do need more security than the level we had before that incident. Maybe better training for how to spot a potential attacker, or maybe federal marshals on airplanes. But checkpoints like we have now? Not allowing anybody into the terminals to greet loved ones walking off the tarmac, like the old days? I don't think the trade-off has been worth it. I have to wonder; will everything that the terrorists attack then require this level of security? If so, where does that eventually lead? That scares me more than a hijacked plane.

    61. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      I would love to shove my fist up each every one of there collective asses.

      You're hired!

      Sincerely,

      TSA Human Resources Department

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    62. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      yes, and the yagi television antenna your neighbor has is very effective at keeping away the flying pink elephants. we know this because you haven't seen any. The western banking cartel, with our federal reserve system as a huge percentage, is of course one of the bigger megacorporations with our government in their pockets, and our march toward a police state is part of the megacorporate agenda. it increases shareholder value.

    63. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Like your nail clipper story a friend of mine has a similar story about lighter fuel. He wasn't allowed through security at Helsinki airport with his zippo unless he emptied it first, which he did. On getting through security, and to a shop, he noticed that lighter fuel was on sale. So he bought it, and filled it up. But that wasn't enough. He went back to security, called out to the guy who'd checked him, and lit up a flame. Confusion, but fortunately little more, ensued, apart from the removal of lighter fuel from the shops later that day.

      If I'd have been you, I'd have been very tempted to spend the $4.99, and make it obvious that I had nail clippers to the security guys.

      Having said that, I didn't do that with the lethal metal cutlery I got in the fancy steak restaurant in Nice airport after I'd gone through security, but that's as I was on a tight schedule, and travelling with several of my bosses.

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    64. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      If I'd have been you, I'd have been very tempted to spend the $4.99, and make it obvious that I had nail clippers to the security guys.

      I'm a man after your own heart; I briefly considered and then immediately rejected this idea. My prostate refused to let me go forward with it, perhaps because I was at LAX instead of Helsinki, which, I imagine, welcomes taunting of their "security" personnel. Here in the states, they violate you unspeakably for stuff like that.

  8. Science!!! by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 5, Funny

    They grounded us with science...

  9. Obligatory by INeededALogin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I must not fear.
    Fear is the mind-killer.
    Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my fear.
    I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
    Only I will remain.

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is hardly obligatory you muppet.

  10. Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in please.. by Etcetera · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What kind of moron takes something that "look[s] like a cell phone attached to a remote control car with some exposed wires protruding" onto an airplane?

  11. I used to carry stuff like this on airplanes... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    I used to carry stuff like this on airplanes, and through international customs. My company made and sold products that were hacked together PCBs slapped in a box with a motorcycle battery - looked awesome on X-ray.

    1. Re:I used to carry stuff like this on airplanes... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      people used to be able to carry guns onto planes, nothing was checked. maybe we should go back to those days, as despite the hollywood hooey a bullet hole in the hull or even a blown out window will not take down a jet nor even depressurize it (the cabin pressure inlet valve is huge)

  12. TSA: protecting the ignorant by mschaffer · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What more can I say. Dallas, TSA, Southwest---we aren't talking about the brain trust here.
    I am surprised someone just didn't scream NERDS!

  13. It got on the plane by Culture20 · · Score: 2

    If it got on the plane, someone checked it somewhere and gave it a thumbs-up. That makes it more likely to be a toy, just like it looked.

    1. Re:It got on the plane by pluther · · Score: 2

      Or they just didn't notice it as it went through the X-ray machines. TSA misses replica guns and bombs that the FAA tests them with all the time.

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    2. Re:It got on the plane by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If it got on the plane, someone checked it somewhere and gave it a thumbs-up. That makes it more likely to be a toy, just like it looked.

      Or it could have been placed aboard the aircraft by a crew member, ground support personnel, or any other person with access to the sterile area that intended to do something illegal. To get a job that gives you access to the sterile area takes little more than a 10-year background check, with no ongoing checks. There is always the possibility that someone could turn or be a sleeper long enough to get a job. That is why aircrews and airline employees are supposed to look for and report anything suspicious, because there are always ways to get something past security. Things like this actually do happen on a fairly regular basis, but it usually involves theft or drugs. The aircrew was right to report it.

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    3. Re:It got on the plane by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it got on the plane, someone checked it somewhere and gave it a thumbs-up. That makes it more likely to be a toy, just like it looked.

      What's to say that when it passed through security it wasn't a cell phone, an RC car and wires with plugs on them - in different bags and/or from different people? I hate to be defending the TSA, but in this case I think it was perfectly reasonable to suspect this could be an airport/airplane assembled bomb. "Forgetting" it on board might be a way to make it blow up on the next flight rather than become a suicide bomber, honestly I have a hard time finding fault with suspected terrorist bombers being cuffed. Yeah of course it sucks for everyone affected when it turns out to be an innocent mistake but if they didn't react to this, what do you expect them to react to?

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    4. Re:It got on the plane by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      This case would mean that there were TWO huge failures; missing the device in the first place, and not finding it until after the plane landed, was emptied, old flight crew departed, and new flight crew came aboard. You'd think if it was a bomb they'd have found out much sooner (in flight). I guess, granted all those failures in a row, it sort of makes sense to get scared about the blinky lights thinger, but if your scenario is correct, I'm much more scared about the vast amounts of liberty I've given up to let obvious shit like this get through multiple levels of failure anyway.

    5. Re:It got on the plane by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      I expect them to react to my shoes. I expect them to react to the foreign sounding guy with the beard. I expect them to react to someone who doesn't want their naughties put up on the green screen with suspicion. With all the things I now expect the TSA to react to, I don't think there's much time left to react to real terrorists. I just assume the government has a separate agency for that.

    6. Re:It got on the plane by pluther · · Score: 1
      On my first flight after 9/11/01, I carried a folding knife, with a 2" blade, in my backpack. It was small enough that they always let it on planes before so I really didn't think about it. It went through three metal detectors and a bag search without anyone noticing it.

      It was only when I went out for a smoke when I switched planes in Seattle that they finally found it and took it away. I'd carried that knife with me for 30 years (I originally got it when a cub scout). If I hadn't been a smoker back then, I'd probably have it still. :)

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  14. That sounds reasonable by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm as against the TSA as anyone.

    But come on. Considering what was found, why should any authority there NOT freak out? The flight crew did.

    It's really annoying it had such a large impact but in this case it was I think fully warranted. Even though I think they should have been allowed to enter the plane with the whole kit unscanned, once they left it behind all bets are off.

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    1. Re:That sounds reasonable by tibit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People leave stuff on planes. That's a fact. People carry weird looking electronics on board. That's a fact too. You can't scream bloody murder unless there's one. Just because someone has wires n'shit doesn't mean it's dangerous.

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    2. Re:That sounds reasonable by Volante3192 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if the flight crew is freaking out, then either the TSA let it through or gave it the OK because it's ON THE PLANE.

      Either the TSA's useless (for letting a bomb go through)
      or the flight crew's panicking (for assuming the TSA let a bomb go through).

    3. Re:That sounds reasonable by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 2

      Or maybe the TSA checked it, but when someone found it later he had no way to be sure that it was a TSA-approved device and them prefered to be safe than sorry.

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    4. Re:That sounds reasonable by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Why bother making your bomb look like a cellphone or a laptop, when you could just make it look like some ramshackle basement-made bomb?

    5. Re:That sounds reasonable by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      But come on. Considering what was found, why should any authority there NOT freak out? The flight crew did.

      Uh... probably because people in positions of authority are supposed to be trained to not "freak out" in situations like this. React, yes; lose your cool and run around like a porn star with his dick cut off, not so much.

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    6. Re:That sounds reasonable by Microlith · · Score: 1

      Considering what was found, why should any authority there NOT freak out? The flight crew did.

      Yup, they should just freak out and panic and assume the worst despite the lack of any credible threat. Just what the TSA wants. And the TSA should, accordingly, overreact and treat people like criminals ASAP rather than, you know, thinking.

      It's really annoying it had such a large impact but in this case it was I think fully warranted. Even though I think they should have been allowed to enter the plane with the whole kit unscanned, once they left it behind all bets are off.

      It wasn't warranted. Nothing in the disaster that is modern airport security is warranted. It's all about panic, hype, and instilling a sense of fear that justifies the TSA's existence.

    7. Re:That sounds reasonable by nbauman · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the flight crew that freaked out. It was the cleanup crew.

      The flight crew knows what electrical wires do.

    8. Re:That sounds reasonable by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      People leave stuff on planes. That's a fact. People carry weird looking electronics on board. That's a fact too. You can't scream bloody murder unless there's one. Just because someone has wires n'shit doesn't mean it's dangerous.

      And people have left bombs behind on aircraft as well. Designed to blow up AFTER the plane took off again. And the bomber left at the stopover, too.

      Of course, I suppose people have hidden bombs in checked luggage as well. (This was one of the incidents that led to the rules where if a passenger fails to board the plane, their baggage is offloaded as well).

      All this happened prior to 9/11. People are a wee bit more paranoid now.

    9. Re:That sounds reasonable by Cosgrach · · Score: 1

      The simple fact it that TSA *is* useless. The flight crew knows that as well. So, it makes some sense that the flight crew may well be alarmed.

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    10. Re:That sounds reasonable by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Because if it was a bomb designed to blow up the plane, the plane would be blown up. They did this after it landed.

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    11. Re:That sounds reasonable by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      " the TSA is ... a complete embarrassment to the United States of America, "

      And even more so that the flight crew found this and not the TSA.

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    12. Re:That sounds reasonable by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      People are a wee bit more paranoid now.

      That's the problem, though. I'm not saying you are wrong with what you say above, but in the last ten years, we've ramped up the paranoia to record levels. I suspect that if the U.S. *really* faced a credible terrorist threat* the fear alone would kill us all.

      *like Israel faces daily now, or like Ireland, Italy or Germany did back when I was a kid in the '70s.

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    13. Re:That sounds reasonable by arose · · Score: 1

      It's not wires and shit, it's shit wired to a cell phone. Guess what is comonly used as a remote detonator?

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    14. Re:That sounds reasonable by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      Since when do people routinely carry weird-looking electronics on board a plane? What, do you consider Kindles, tablets, smartphones, and laptops to be "weird-looking"?

      Since when do terrorists routinely use weird-looking electronics without concealing the weird-looking parts so that the devices look harmless? All of the IEDs I've ever seen in photos have been concealed in other things—laser printer cartridges, suitcases, cardboard boxes, etc. The whole point of such devices is that they are designed to look harmless until they blow up. Sure, they contain weird-looking electronics inside, but from the outside, they look like an old tire or a rusted out muffler.

      Thus, as a general rule, if you see weird-looking electronics, you can feel perfectly safe in the knowledge that it is not a bomb, because if it were a bomb, you would not see the weird-looking electronics. You would see only what their creator wanted you to see.

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    15. Re:That sounds reasonable by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      Funny how "paranoid" has absolutely squat in common with "safe", isn't it? It's also funny how many more lives common sense saves than forcing people to wait in lines while people touch their bits. I'd rather risk the worse-than-winning-the-lottery odds of a dangerous flight than have a guarantee of removing my shoes and pants every time I fly. And everyone risks much, much higher odds of death than a dangerous flight by driving to the airport in the first place, most likely without giving it a single thought.

    16. Re:That sounds reasonable by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Because if it was a bomb designed to blow up the plane, the plane would be blown up. They did this after it landed.

      Most bombs (traditionally) have been set up to blow up in the air. Since they were on the ground, it was more a potential hazard for the next flight but also the reason to be concerned that someone left it behind.

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  15. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What kind of moron takes something that "look[s] like a cell phone attached to a remote control car with some exposed wires protruding" onto an airplane?

    What kind of moron LETS SOMEONE take something that look[s] like a cell phone attached to a remote control car with some exposed wires protruding" onto an airplane? I mean, if snow globes are verboten, how in the world could that contraption possibly get on board in the first place?

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  16. Another TSA Fail by gubers33 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The device obviously got through security in Dallas thus it must not have been a threat. It isn't like that was something that was easily concealed or concealed in a bag if the crew found it. The TSA have stopped exactly zero terrorists while harassing and groping millions innocent people and have multiple lawsuits filed against them costing taxpayers more money then their already ridiculous budget. TSA is a waste of taxpayers money, plain and simple.

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    1. Re:Another TSA Fail by mschaffer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not necessarily. Just up the road at the DFW airport a woman got a handgun past the ever vigilant TSA.

      http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/TSA-Woman-slips-through-DFW-Airport-checkpoint-with-gun-137567048.html

    2. Re:Another TSA Fail by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      The device obviously got through security in Dallas thus it must not have been a threat. It isn't like that was something that was easily concealed or concealed in a bag if the crew found it.

      The pieces probably went through security in Kansas City where the flight originated. We don't know, because the story didn't tell us, if the device was dissassembled when going through security ("ok, a cell phone and a toy car...") or not ("ok, a cell phone attached to what looks like a toy car with extra wires ...").

  17. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While not the best decision, I think the point is that he shouldn't have to worry. If it was on the plane, it made it past the TSA, and assuming they did a good job at their theatre, was safe. This whole fiasco is an exercise in how useless and overbearing the security is in airports these days.

  18. Meanwhile, somewhere deep in the Arabian sea .... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Funny

    Meanwhile, somewhere deep in the Arabian sea .... Osama Bin Laden is laughing his ass off. His face is shot so that is the only thing he got left to laugh with.

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  19. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've flown in the US with Robots Anywhere systems in my carry-ons before (http://www.robots-everywhere.com) and had no real hassle. I've had to explain them to security guards before, but I haven't had them do anything to me except the usual harassment and mistreatment of property.

  20. Well by Voogru · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look at the bright side. They probably got their robot back. If it wasn't for the TSA, they'd never have seen it again!

  21. I Am Shocked and Appalled by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    Under no circumstances should anything the TSA responds to ever actually appear threatening to a reasonable person. This flies in the face of everything I know about that organization. Where were the real police who should've been dealing with this?

  22. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by sycodon · · Score: 1

    Obviously someone who thinks that the Goons at the TSA have an IQ somewhere north of 80.

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  23. This is a bit suspicious. by BitterOak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay. These people happened to be flying with something that looks very suspicious. A cellphone wired up to some other electronic device. Okay. Occasionally people do fly with suspicious looking items that are completely innocent. Then these same people "forget" it and leave it on an airplane? When's the last time you forgot a piece of carry-on luggage on a plane? I'm sure it happens occasionally, but when people are flying they are usually careful about such things. Now put the two together. What are the chances that a group of people bring a very suspicious looking electronic device onto a plane and then they all simultaneously forget it there? Isn't it possibly a bit more likely that they were playing some sort of a prank, or trying to test security at the airport and it backfired? Just a thought.

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    1. Re:This is a bit suspicious. by wmbetts · · Score: 1

      My school age daughter forgot luggage on the plane last year. Yes, she was flying alone so we weren't there to remind her. However, 1 professor would have a lot of trouble trying to make sure 10 or 11 students didn't forget anything in the chaos that always happens when a plane lands and people are trying to exit.

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    2. Re:This is a bit suspicious. by tftp · · Score: 1

      What are the chances that a group of people bring a very suspicious looking electronic device onto a plane and then they all simultaneously forget it there?

      It is very likely if 10 kids carry 7 science projects. It takes discipline to check against the list what is and what isn't taken out of those bins and who carries what.

    3. Re:This is a bit suspicious. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Hell I've left a $400 Kindle DX on a plane before, and I'm not the kind of person who just forgets shit like that.

      They found it and called it out, so I got it back. Lets just say I was quite angry with myself over that one...

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    4. Re:This is a bit suspicious. by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

      Okay, so what this means is that if you're going to carry something "weird", you can declare it as you board the plane, someone inspects it then, tags it with a uniquely coded "TSA Buttprobe Approved" tag, and you're sent on your way. If the item is seen by someone nosy, flight crew can calmly ask to see your tag. If you've got one that has a hand-written note that matches the description of your weird object, everything's cool. If you leave your weird thing behind, the tag is attached to it so again, nobody needs to get upset. If you took the tag off in mid-flight, well... you're a great big jerk. As far as I'm concerned, train the TSA to detect/test things like shampoo and toothpaste. If you claim something is X, they confirm it is X, and you're allowed on the damned airplane. Nobody needs to worry about not being able to bring common items with them anymore. If the TSA can't tell apple juice from bomb-making material on the ground, one of two things are true: A} they're incompetent at the job they reputedly are hired to do or B} air flight cannot be made safe because bomb-making material is in-differentiable from drinkable items. There are real-world solutions to the idiocy and inconvenience the TSA represents. The fact that those real-world solutions aren't being sought and implemented speaks volumes.

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    5. Re:This is a bit suspicious. by itsdapead · · Score: 2

      My school age daughter forgot luggage on the plane last year.

      Did it include a cell phone wired to an electronic toy with protruding wires? Probably not.

      ...because the professor wouldn't need to be a professor of rocket science to realise that such things might be seen as suspicious and take extra special care to ensure that they were never, ever left unattended - or avoid taking them on a plane in the first place.

      Having to remove shoes, belts etc., get irradiated and buy overpriced bottles of water airside is a pain and totally disproportionate. Having to engage brain before flying with iffy-looking homebrew electronics projects is a sacrifice I am prepared to make.

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    6. Re:This is a bit suspicious. by pluther · · Score: 2
      People leave stuff behind on airplanes quite frequently, actually.

      Pre-TSA, if it looked valuable, the airlines would look up the passenger assigned to the seat it was in and arrange its return. (This has happened to me more than once.)

      Certainly, grounding the plane and investigating a strange-looking device with wires and a cell phone would be an appropriate reaction. And looking up who was in that seat, and questioning them as well.

      But, once they found out what it was, why did they feel the need to arrest the entire class, including the professor? This reminds me of when the city of Boston essentially shut down over the Great Light-Bright Scare of 2007 where they just kept going long after they found out what the things really were.

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    7. Re:This is a bit suspicious. by sootman · · Score: 1

      Are you familiar with what happens when you multiply very small numbers by very large numbers? A quick google search shows that almost a billion people fly each year. Yes, it's entirely likely that someone--even a group of people--just plain forgot. Haven't you ever had dinner with a dozen people, and not one remembered that there were rolls in the oven until the burning smell hit?

      And, as a matter of fact, the more unusual an item is, the more likely I am to forget it. I'm used to patting my pockets to make sure I have my phone, glasses, and wallet, but I rarely travel with a cellphone-controlled robot and I might not remember check for it when moving around.

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    8. Re:This is a bit suspicious. by GiMP · · Score: 1

      I left my carry-on roller-bag on the plane once and I *always* bring a roller-bag. I just forgot and walked off. I also left my wallet, once. I fly >100k miles a year and just happened to be air-headed on those two flights. It happens. It especially happens if you're on a red-eye or, simply, on a long flight. In both cases, I immediately remembered once I hit the terminal and asked the flight-crew to retrieve the items.

      I know someone that left their brand-new DSLR camera in the overhead, their camera went to China... they never got it back.

  24. TSA/CYA by ukpyr · · Score: 1

    Isn't the point here that it got on the airplane? That makes the TSA look like they are CYA by making a little show of handcuffing kids. Shouldn't this be a wake up call that the TSA isn't effective? One of dozens this week perhaps? nope.

    Of course kids can be trained as terrorists, so maybe they should be shot immediately and the news of such blacked out - so I don't get distracted from buying things and supporting the economy. I dont' want the terrorists to win after all.

  25. Tornadoes by watice · · Score: 2

    "Southwest Airlines cancels more than 40 flights at Dallas Love Field in Texas in the aftermath of #tornadoes. " http://on.cnn.com/Hc37c4 Very next day. I think it's clear who the real terrorists are. Tornadoes.

  26. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

    That is what the flight attendant said it looked like. That does not mean that it looked like that in the slightest. /. once had an article where the police were called on the halo devs for carrying a AF-47 around in public, the AF-47 was in fact a 10 foot long halo sniper rifle replica that does not even look real (http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2011/11/medium_3ce16ecb6851fdac6329346672baea73.jpg).

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  27. so how did the bloomin' thing get on the plane? by goffster · · Score: 1

    That kind of stuff never makes it through security.

    1. Re:so how did the bloomin' thing get on the plane? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      The context matters a lot. Especially if it's partly disassembled, if you have a reasonable explanation for what it is and why you have it, you can get lots of electronics through security. When you leave it on the plane, there's no way for the person who finds it to hear an explanation of what it is.

  28. Charges? by Githaron · · Score: 3

    They were released with no charges after the situation was cleared up, right? Also, were the handcuffs really necessary?

    1. Re:Charges? by mlippert · · Score: 1

      Those are the 2 questions I really wanted answered. You'd think the article would answer them, but strangely it does not!?!

      I don't have much of a problem w/ most of the original response, but I really have to question the handcuffs.

      It does seem that a little thought would lead someone to think that the likelihood of it being an explosive device was extremely small.

      It was left behind on the plane, that means that it was on the plane since the plane departed. A terrorist would have detonated it while the plane was full, not left it behind to blow up a mostly empty plane.

    2. Re:Charges? by cbope · · Score: 1

      The handcuffs were necessary, citizen. And those bruises you got on your face and body... you really should learn to walk without bumping into walls, furniture, etc.

      Carry on...

    3. Re:Charges? by GodGell · · Score: 1

      Given that merely having a few pieces of a plant's flower on you is enough to warrant handcuffs these days (and that's not just in the USA!), I'm not surprised at all that they were used in this case. If anything, I'm surprised it wasn't body bags...

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  29. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by omnichad · · Score: 3, Informative

    Better question - if they let it on the plane, then why didn't TSA ask the flight crew what the thing was instead of treating it like a bomb? Seems somebody should have already known it was on the plane during the flight.

  30. Lack of communication by codepigeon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Handcuffs, really? Couldn't this have been solved in a matter of minutes if the TSA just asked a few questions of the students and teacher?

    The same with the shooting in Florida. If both guys had just talked/asked questions that teenager would still be alive.

    1. Re:Lack of communication by boarder8925 · · Score: 1

      This is the United States. You're suggesting we talk things through? All we do here is shout and shout till the other person gives up or everyone ends up so angry that they fight each other.

    2. Re:Lack of communication by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      Couldn't this have been solved in a matter of minutes if the TSA just asked a few questions ... The same with the shooting in Florida. If both guys had just talked/asked questions that teenager would still be alive.

      In both cases you optimistically assume that the goal of the participants is to resolve things amicably. It is not.
      TSA likely prefers the fear-mongering (many passengers saw up to 11 people handcuffed! Evil terrorists are everywhere and TSA is our last salvation).
      As far as Florida - I have no proof and incomplete information -- but my guess is that the teenager got shot because the guy who shot him preferred (or at least didn't mind) this outcome.

    3. Re:Lack of communication by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      +1
      These sorts of events are the inevitable result of dehumanization. Be it the DHS's war on diginity or racism. It is easier to assume the worst about people because we have been persuaded that because of the subhumnan actions of a tiny minority of a group, that every member of that group is subhuman.

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  31. you don't talk about bombs much less look like by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    you don't talk about bombs much less take some thing that looks like one on to a plane in the post 9/11 world.

    1. Re:you don't talk about bombs much less look like by ukpyr · · Score: 1

      you don't talk about bombs much less take some thing that looks like one on to a plane in the post 9/11 world.

      My leg is fake, and full of TNT. We should ban all legs from planes. Sadly then I will have to walk to the east coast and that's really hard with my fake, TNT filled leg.

      Now that I think about it, we should ban all solid objects from planes, who knows what's inside!?!? Open it? No! What if it's a bomb?!?!? RUN, RUN AWAY!

    2. Re:you don't talk about bombs much less look like by element-o.p. · · Score: 2

      What, exactly, does a bomb look like in the post 9/11 world? Because in the only two cases that I'm aware of where someone *actually* had a bomb on an airplane, one looked like a pair of underwear, and the other one looked like a shoe. Clearly, we should therefore ban all underwear and all shoes on airliners, right?

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  32. Before everyone starts blaming security and TSA... by ruiner13 · · Score: 1

    Of all the things for them to freak out about, a robotic looking thing attached to a cell phone on an airplane might be something genuine. I know if I saw it, without any context of where it came from, I would not feel very comfortable around it. I hate the TSA, and think that the security theater is ridiculous, but this one I think I'll let slide...

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  33. Learn your damn TLAs by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2

    Editors, PLEASE learn your TLAs. The TSA didn't / doesn't detain anyone. The TSA run x-ray machines, search baggage and grope grannies. They have no power of arrest or detention. For that they call law enforcement, such as the police or air marshals. The TSA cannot and do not lead people away in handcuffs.

    1. Re:Learn your damn TLAs by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      PLEASE learn it doesn't fucking matter what you label it.

      It DOES matter what you label it. The American public need to understand what arms of the various 'rules enforcement' groups do what, and what those arms can and cannot do and what your rights are when you're talking to them. The first step to granting more rights to TSA is for people to start misunderstanding what TSA does. TSA doesn't secure the border. They don't arrest people. They don't interrogate bombers.

  34. plane get reloaded with fuel at the gate and move by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    plane get reloaded with fuel at the gate and move to the next city and if you have a big boom you may also hit the airport fuel tanks / take out a big chunk of the gate area.

  35. So... by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight:

    Flight crew makes a mistake
    Students get hauled off.

    On top of that, shouldn't the TSA have caught this "cell phone like thing" with it's magical terrorist preventing scanners?
    If it looked questionable, why didn't they see it in the screenings, and why didn't the let the flight crew know about the strange object?

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  36. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just to be the devil's advocate, imagine the following scenario.

    Professor reaches TSA, shows the package, passes it through X-ray / opens it to show there is no chemical / explosive, and answers questions to the fully satisfaction of TSA (yes I am teacher these are the children I teach...).

    Sometime later, someone else (who of course has not been told that there was such teacher with such object in the previous flight) finds the surprise. Even if the artifact was competently investigated by the TSA, the people who found it probably had no way to verify that ---> panic button.

    To me, this article is bussiness as usual, and per se (the devil lies in details) it does not show up any incompetence / abuse

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  37. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So the lesson is, if you want to bomb an airplane, enclose your bomb in a smooth, brushed aluminum and/or plastic case?

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  38. they will get it back as a court room evidence by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    they will get it back as a court room evidence

  39. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by ukpyr · · Score: 1

    A/C - if they didn't exist, the flight attendants would just file the bomb err robot in with missing stuff for later claiming. Think of the human productivity cost of this entire stupid affair.

    If it was a bomb, it would have been blown up midair most likely. So TSA didn't solve anything here, they just acted like assholes and made a bunch of hubbub.

    Great job!

  40. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    To be fair, a cell phone /left behind/ and /attached/ to another item is pretty damn suspicious. A flight attendant with any sense will clear the area PDQ and alert Security.

    Security has to take a bomb threat as real, otherwise what's the fucking point of Security? So hell yeah, lockdown on the area (airplanes are full of kerosene, remember?) -- clear all civilians and let the Emergency Response people have plenty of room.

    And the people thought to have left it behind? Hell yes, handcuffs. It's people plural. Even if it's just one people, if it's an actual nutbar they may make a grab for a Security Guard's weapon. Handcuffs until it's absolutely sure that it's safe to remove them.

    This was not an unreasonable response. Now the TSA in general, please don't get me started. That's an utter cockup. But this isn't.

  41. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would clearly violate the TSAs guidelines on logic and sanity.

  42. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by Teckla · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What kind of moron takes something that "look[s] like a cell phone attached to a remote control car with some exposed wires protruding" onto an airplane?

    Uh, someone that does not want the device utterly destroyed?

    Checked luggage gets the shit beat out of it. Also, very often, security personnel will go through your luggage, and break even more stuff, through plain negligence, or just plain re-packing it poorly.

  43. Is the TSA worth it? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's an interesting info-graphic I saw for the first time today. Pretty much falls in line with the rest of the sentiment here.

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    1. Re:Is the TSA worth it? by cffrost · · Score: 1

      Direct link (posted in response to interference from ABP filter): https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.onlinecriminaljusticedegree.com/tsa-waste.gif

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  44. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

    Better question - if they let it on the plane, then why didn't TSA ask the flight crew what the thing was instead of treating it like a bomb?

    Because the flight crew had no idea what it was. They're the ones who reported it. This was the incoming flight crew that had just walked onto the plane. And the outgoing flight crew certainly doesn't know what every passenger is carrying, so even if you could find them, they couldn't help.

  45. How do they know that? by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Well, if the flight crew is freaking out, then either the TSA let it through or gave it the OK because it's ON THE PLANE.

    I'm sorry, but that's an incredibly stupid and naive thought.

    The flight crew did not scan the passengers. Also by that time there have been a number of ground crew interacting with the plane. It could have even been assembled in mid-air. The crew has no idea where this thing might have come from.

    There's not way you can expect a flight crew and even law enforcement to not reasonable consider some very roughly assembled electronics as possibly dangerous when found with no owner.

    As I said I'd even be for the guys waltzing onto the plane with no security carrying the thing. That is fine by me, but equally fine is treating something like that as a threat when found totally unattended.

    I mean, lets turn your argument around. You say it's OK because obviously the TSA is awesome and let it on the plane to start with, so obviously t came with a passenger. Great then, since now we "know" it was brought on by someone who went through TSA - WHY DID THEY LEAVE IT?

    I mean, why on earth would someone who carefully constructed such a thing leave it behind? That makes no sense either, in fact even less sense to me. I would be pretty concerned if I saw that because anyone who had the skills to build such a thing obviously would care about it very much and have the intelligence not to forget they had it. I would be more prone to think something like that left behind was nefarious in purpose exactly because it had been left and forgotten.

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    1. Re:How do they know that? by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      While all you say is absolutely correct, it's also pretty damning evidence of the TSA's utter uselessness. If this WAS a bomb, under your scenario, it could have done its job rather discretely, all under the TSA's "watch".

    2. Re:How do they know that? by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      I mean, lets turn your argument around. You say it's OK because obviously the TSA is awesome and let it on the plane to start with, so obviously t came with a passenger. Great then, since now we "know" it was brought on by someone who went through TSA - WHY DID THEY LEAVE IT?

      I mean, why on earth would someone who carefully constructed such a thing leave it behind? That makes no sense either, in fact even less sense to me. I would be pretty concerned if I saw that because anyone who had the skills to build such a thing obviously would care about it very much and have the intelligence not to forget they had it. I would be more prone to think something like that left behind was nefarious in purpose exactly because it had been left and forgotten.

      Clearly you have never heard about the dozens of expensive musical instruments, including Strads, that are forgotten on trains, cabs, planes... I mean these things are not only worth hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars, but, more importantly, they are the life blood of the musician. Without their instrument, they cannot perform.

      People forget stuff All. The. Time. So your clever attempt at turning around the argument fails by simply looking at human nature.

  46. Soooo ... "exposed wires"? by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The device is described as a robot-like device with exposed wires, resembling a handmade explosive device.

    So if I put coloured epoxy over the wires so they cannot be seen ...

    The point is that the people claiming that this looks like "a handmade explosive device" do not know what "a handmade explosive device" looks like.

    It just looks UNUSUAL so they panicked.

    1. Re:Soooo ... "exposed wires"? by electrosoccertux · · Score: 3, Funny

      pshaw, I've seen movies, kid, movies with explosive devices. They always look electronic and have exposed wires. Usually you cut the blue one.

    2. Re:Soooo ... "exposed wires"? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Umm, no it looked like a bomb as portrayed in popular media. They were absolutely right to treat it as a potential explosive. Did they over-react by closing the airport and arresting everyone? Perhaps.

      This seems even more justified than the case a few years ago when that idiot put Talking Milkshake Hunger Something blinkies around Boston and acted all surprised when authorities came knocking.

      Please mod me down or flame on if you wish, but I despise the TSA and their horrible scanning machines and root passwords to the US constitution. This case, however, is how I would expect any responsible airport security group to act. To bring this TSA idiocy to an end we need to focus on the evil they're doing and not the good.

      We should now, however, watch very carefully how they treat the 11 detained who should get no more than a warning.

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    3. Re:Soooo ... "exposed wires"? by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      And usually it's too dark or some other trick of illumination always makes the blue wire look just like a different wire that you're not supposed to cut.

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    4. Re:Soooo ... "exposed wires"? by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 2

      You seem to think that something unusual should be allowed? You think that they went overboard shutting down down the airport over an unexpected robot device being on a plane? I've seen a military airbase practically shut down because some guy forgot his effing briefcase. THAT scares people, because unattended cases are a traditional method for carrying and deploying explosives. How are they supposed to react to something that is obviously technical, but can't be readily identified? Poke it with a stick?

      When I fly, I damn well want them to be cautious about allowing strange devices on board. At 30,000 feet, I become one of the most conservative individuals you've ever met. I'm much more liberal when I don't have to worry about dying.

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    5. Re:Soooo ... "exposed wires"? by cicatrix1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This was after the plane had landed safely. And well after the highschool science project had cleared security on the way INTO the plane. You're way too fucking scared.

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    6. Re:Soooo ... "exposed wires"? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      But you'd be perfectly okay with a somewhat-crumpled bag from some random airport shop, right? Or a "pillow"? What do you think could be concealed inside a hardback "book"?

      This bullshit fear-of-the-weird caused us to check a bag this weekend, rather than put it in the carry-on, because we knew it would be considered "unusual" and we might lose it in security (a conch shell, and 4 quarts of frozen calamondin slurry -- says my teenage son "it's not liquid, so what's their problem?").

    7. Re:Soooo ... "exposed wires"? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Umm, no it looked like a bomb as portrayed in popular media. They were absolutely right to treat it as a potential explosive.

      That would make sense if the popular media was a reliable source of information.

      Do you believe that if you walk off a cliff you only start to fall once you look down?

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    8. Re:Soooo ... "exposed wires"? by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      Would you blow up a plane while you were on it? Or leave the bomb hidden onboard to go off with the next flight. There are a certain class of bombers that will blow themselves up, but most of them will rather watch the results of their work from a distance.

      As for clearing security on the far end of the flight, I'l wager each branch of the TSA thinks all the others are lax and will let stuff through. Or something might have been slipped aboard by the ground crew.

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    9. Re:Soooo ... "exposed wires"? by Grumbleduke · · Score: 1

      We should now, however, watch very carefully how they treat the 11 detained who should get no more than a warning.

      What do you propose they be warned about? TSA agents? Flying? Or for taking a perfectly legal and innocent "Science Project" (I haven't read the article, so will go with the headline) on a plane? If the latter, why should they be warned against doing that? Why should they need to be?

  47. This just goes to show... by cyberworm · · Score: 1

    How ridiculous the TSA and security theater are. Even the flight crew doesn't trust them to weed out/screen dangerous objects. If the TSA is (or considered to be) effective, then why is the first response to anything weird on an airplane "OMG A BOMB?"

  48. Reminds me of something that happened to me... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It was 2002, and I was taking a course in digital electronics. One of the well-known projects for this course was to build a digital clock from regular 74xx and 74xxx IC's. We were to complete the projects on our own breadboards, and we could, if we wanted to keep the result, buy our own electronic components as well. I bought my own electronics, and as a result, could work on it when I was not necessarily in the lab. I was in a fairly reclusive hallway in the school around lunctime, testing out a circuit I had designed which would get incorporated into my final project, and I was using some LED's for feedback, which flickered quickly as my circuit ran. I was concentrating on what I was doing, and was surprised when someone from campus security came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder. I spent the next 15 minutes in the office of campus security explaining what I was doing, and as it happened, one of the people from campus security knew the professor and could vouch for the story I was giving. They had called my professor for the course anyways, who came to security, chuckled at the whole incident, because he recognized me immediately, and said that he knew me and that I was okay.

    Later that afternoon, during the class lecture, the prof relayed the anecdote to everybody with much amusement, not mentioning exactly who it was who, evidently, got him called down to the security office because they thought one of his students was building a bomb. He advised us all that we should be building our projects in the lab only, and not in the hallways of the school.

  49. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by rhysweatherley · · Score: 1

    What kind of moron takes something that "look[s] like a cell phone attached to a remote control car with some exposed wires protruding" onto an airplane?

    The contents of any business person's carry-on bag looks like that on an X-ray scanner. Phone, MP3 layer, USB cables, laptop and power brick, bent paper clip to reset dodgy devices, RSA security key for remote VPN access, prototype PCB for the embedded device my company is working on, etc. By the time that tangle of wires gets to the airport, it WILL look like a horrid science experiment that is a pound of C4 away from blowing up. Yet such tangles regularly pass through security with a brief 2 second eyeball from a bored TSA grunt. The only difference here is that the tangle was left behind on the plane.

  50. Officials not allowed to use their own judgement by Cassini2 · · Score: 2

    It used to be that police would investigate intelligently, and lay charges appropriately. Now, it appears that everything must reach a judge before common sense is applied. We are living in the days where losing a cell phone will cause a plane to be grounded. We need to get people to use their brains again, and not make major incidents out of false alarms.

  51. Think of the TSA! by Shompol · · Score: 2
    Their reaction seems out of proportion, but then think of the TSA situation too! Like a worshiper who prays day and night for the second coming of Messiah, TSA gropes people and suitcases day and night with no hope in sight. Finally, after years of grouping, someone (not them) finds a thing with wires! This is a Miracle, ladies and gentlemen, a dream come true! The one and only proper response can be summarized with a quote from Spaceballs:

    ...Fasten all seat-belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

  52. How did it get on the plane in the first place? by pwnyxpress · · Score: 2

    If it was left on the plane, how did they get it through security in the first place? Did TSA just take their word that it was a science experiment or did security not catch it? Neither one makes me feel any more comfortable with the TSA...not that I'm comfortable with them to begin with.

  53. Missed again by jamesl · · Score: 1

    And how did this device-that-looks-like-a-bomb get onto the airplane in the first place?

    1. Re:Missed again by PPH · · Score: 1

      Like this.

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  54. Where in the Constitution is the TSA mentioned? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    Where in the Constitution is the TSA mentioned?

    Is it in the section labeled "unreasonable search and seizure"?

    Or is it the section about "warrantless searches of citizens"?

    I'm not sure which section it is.

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  55. It's not panic, it is reason by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Panic and submit to authority like a good little boy.

    Look idiot, I'm throne who said they could walk on the plane with it.

    If you are seriously ignoring some odd electronics that someone should have actually cared about and taken with them, you are not long for the gene pool.

    It's not unreasonable to be concerned when something might actually be a problem. It's in no way "submitting to authority" to say that if you leave something technologically sophisticated behind on a plane people might freak out a bit. That is simply a reasonable response to an unusually situation in an area where historically people with bad intentions have really targeted innocent people,

    That's way more of a response than I normally give completely braindead AC trolls like yourself, so I'll not be responding to whatever ideating response you might concoct.

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  56. tough times indeed. by mevets · · Score: 1

    It has never been so hard to be a white christian male. Maybe we should get our own political party. Oops, I mean a new political party.

  57. It's 99 Luftballoons. by MyFirstNameIsPaul · · Score: 1

    Who'd of thunk it could only happen post-cold war?

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  58. Re:Worst Terrorists Ever by trout007 · · Score: 1

    If you read the article it says the "device" was left near the cockpit which most likely meant that as they walked out they left it behind by accident in an area that was very obvious. So if a terrorist left a "device" there they would know it would be found before boarding and fueling. If you managed to get a bomb that far why not just blow it up mid flight? It's not like they ran out of suicide bombers.

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  59. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    The contents of any business person's carry-on bag looks like that on an X-ray scanner. Phone, MP3 layer, USB cables, laptop and power brick, bent paper clip to reset dodgy devices, RSA security key for remote VPN access, prototype PCB for the embedded device my company is working on, etc. By the time that tangle of wires gets to the airport, it WILL look like a horrid science experiment that is a pound of C4 away from blowing up.

    I had a lot of fun like that with TSA about four years ago.

    I am an amateur musician, and I was travelling to a musician's conference halfway across the country...with my electric guitar, assorted effects pedals, a drum machine, a sequencer, a portable digital mixing board/digital recorder, enough cables and wall warts to connect everything together, and my laptop. I got to the security line, and TSA is droning on with their "please remove all laptops from your bags" spiel, so I removed the laptop but left everything else packed. They pretty much freaked out when they saw the collection of wires and electronic gadgets in the x-ray machine, but after I explained what I was carrying and placed each electronic gadget into one of their security-approved plastic bins, they calmed back down. I didn't leave my tangle on the airplane, though.

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  60. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by j-turkey · · Score: 1

    What kind of moron takes something that "look[s] like a cell phone attached to a remote control car with some exposed wires protruding" onto an airplane?

    A student with a science project that they do not want to check would. Why not? It's not a nefarious device. It sounds to me like the problem is with the authorities and their system, not with the student.

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  61. Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    It's probably time to come up with a new Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award or some such for unintentionally causing mass panic and hysteria in "trained professionals" with common household objects. Clearly the 2007 winner would be Turner Broadcasting for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Lite Brite fiasco in Boston. I emphasize "unintentional," because what was seen as a harmless joke when I was a kid can certainly get you 10 to 30 now. We also made our own Thermite and played with it too. That'll probably get you life.

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  62. Let's just be fucking scared of everything! by hexagonc · · Score: 1

    A smartphone-powered robot with wires protuding? Somebody got scared over that? I mean, has there ever been a bomb that didn't have fucking wires exposed? I hope they remembered to cut the red wire first when defusing this toy. Or was it the white wire? Well, we may as well ban all electronics since they all have wires inside of them. This has nothing to do with terrorism and everything to do with us becoming a terror-stricken and easily frightened society. Our fears and risk-aversion are all out of proportion to the actual statistical risk of harm from bombs and terrorism.

  63. 99 Luft Mooninite Balloons! by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I assume the airport will be compensating these innocent passangers for mental anguish caused by the nuclear freakout and arrests.

    The chances of a real threat by a competent advasary looking like a hollywood prop are sufficiently remote that if you think any of this was an appropriate response then it must also be appropriate for airports to freak out and close the entire airport whenever *ANY* item is left behind as it could just as easily be a threat.

  64. we need this to happen more often by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

    to show how useless TSA is.

  65. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by Leebert · · Score: 2

    So you'd never investigate anomalous network activity on your network because clearly your perimeter defenses would keep the hackers out?

    C'mon now; I loathe the TSA as much as anybody else, but if you don't get the concept of defense in depth you're probably not qualified to throw stones...

  66. But Shirley... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    Number of people nude Xrayed or sexually groped (on their breasts or crotch) or strip-searched or locked in glass jails for carrying breast milk or ..... (this list could go on several pages).

    I must admit that I'm thinking about the scene in Airplane where the security guys frisk the old lady (or was it a nun?) while the shifty looking guy with the comic-book bomb walks straight through. How could the makers of a 1980 comedy film be so prophetic?

    Because, yes, in this case the real question is how the hell "a cell phone linked to a remote control car with wires protruding" got as far as the plane without the owner (or their responsible adult) being sent packing with the polite suggestion that they should try opening a newspaper at least once every decade and take some sort of responsibility for what sort of bizzarre objects they tried to carry on a plane?

    Anyway, aren't all science projects supposed to be potato batteries, by law?

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  67. Re:So it looked harmless and was harmless? by Skapare · · Score: 1

    A bomb could actually be put together that way. So they were right to evacuate until it was determined to be safe. And you can't touch it until the evacuation is done for the risk that if it is a bomb, however unlikely, touching it could trigger it.

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  68. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by arose · · Score: 1

    If it was a bomb, it would have been blown up midair most likely.

    Or during the next flight when whoever left it is no longer on board, or during takeoff to shut down the airport, or during refueling for massive fireball. Or whenever, because people who leave bombs on airplanes aren't necessarily predictable. Don't make assumptions in security.

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  69. You will probably not be groped... by number6x · · Score: 1

    You will go through a metal detector. You will empty your pockets, take off your shoes and belt. You will have to show an official photo ID.

    You may be wanded down, if the metal detector keeps beeping. If the wanding shows an area that is setting off the wand, the agent will search that area with their hand (groping). They are not going to do a full search unless you refuse all electronic means. If you have a pacemaker, you may choose groping over metal detectors.

    The important thing is to pay attention to the rules about liquids and containers sizes. Put everything you can through the luggage x-ray. Don't forget a metal nail file in your pocket.

    If your name is on a watch list, you may be talked to on the side. I have had this happen. My name is the same as a former IRA member who later became a Republican politician in the ROI and was even involved in the Peace talks with US Senator Mitchell. I'm guessing this is the connection. A more senior TSA agent at the security check-in talked to me for about 30 seconds, re-viewed my ID, and allowed me to pass. I would be about 30 years too young to be the other me. I guess if you were African American and your name was 'Bobby Rush', you might expect the same treatment, so don't wear a 'Black Panther' super hero t-shirt.

    Also my name is the same as 2 people who were killed in the twin towers on September 11th. Yes, 2 people with the same name were killed. Lists of names are not always accurate ways to identify terrorists and tell them apart from terrorist victims.

    TSA personnel seem a lot like postal workers. They are just doing a job. They follow their training manuals and don't have to think outside their protocols. Go with the flow and you won't even be noticed by them.

    We elected the people who made all these rules, don't blame the TSA. The fault, ultimately, belongs to those of us who vote. If you don't like the way it works, start voting for someone else.

    1. Re:You will probably not be groped... by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      We elected the people who made all these rules, don't blame the TSA. The fault, ultimately, belongs to those of us who vote. If you don't like the way it works, start voting for someone else.

      Let me know which presidential or congressional candidate has abolishing the TSA on his/her platform and I will vote for that person. The only one that comes close is Ron Paul, but he will not be a candidate for President.

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    2. Re:You will probably not be groped... by YouWantFriesWithThat · · Score: 1

      They are not going to do a full search unless you refuse all electronic means

      not true. i was flying domestic and refused to go through a millimeter wave scanner. they were scanning every person that was going into that concourse. they called on a radio for a manual screen and walked me through a metal detector that i did not set off (nothing was in my pockets at the time). the screener then fetched my belonging from a bin and placed them on a table near me. he then recited a huge explanation of the search and what he would touch and with what part of his hand, etc. i then was given the most invasive and thorough "pat down" that i have ever gotten. examined the cuffs and waistband of my pants very closely, etc. the screener then swabbed his gloves and checked them for explosive residue.

      at this airport they were scanning everyone and patting down anyone who refused, the fight back the other airport was only using a metal detector and very infrequently scanning randomly with a backscatter x-ray machine.

    3. Re:You will probably not be groped... by number6x · · Score: 1

      Wicked.

      That's pretty bad. I've never seen TSA agents who were actually motivated enough to do all that.

    4. Re:You will probably not be groped... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      What you say about the checkpoints depends on the airport. BWI has the scanners on every line, but I am not sure if they are the unlicensed x-ray scanners or the safer millimeter wave scanners.

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  70. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by Skapare · · Score: 1

    If it were a real bomb, it may have been programmed to blow up on the NEXT flight, after Anonymous Coward gets OFF the flight at this stop.

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  71. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

    Another reason for the pink "not a bomb!!!!" sticker that only the TSA has access to. I SO look forward to the days when I have to wear one on my forehead to fly.

  72. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

    Or, the departing flight crew could be responsible for sweeping the plane prior to the new crew coming on board and communicating any oddities, like the lifeguards do at my kids' swimming pool. Oh, right, flying, in general, has become re-fuckin-tarded.

  73. Fear by tokiko · · Score: 1

    Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation causes your worst fears to come true.

  74. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by sjames · · Score: 1

    What kind of moronic society gets all out of joint about that sort of thing. What is your recommendation, is just not flying enough or should he fully join the idiocracy and use only government approved consumer goods?

  75. Math not adding up by shiftless · · Score: 2

    Then everybody on slashdot will get detained, probed and then TSA will request additional funding based on the spikes in detaining/probing/confiscations.

    You seem to be arguing that the limit of this police function as x -> the readership of slashdot is near infinity, but I don't think that's anywhere near the case, based on these axioms: a) population of U.S. is less than infinity and b) the percentage of U.S. population which can be converted into police and guard to succesfully prosecute and imprison the rest before riots and revolution breaks out, is FAR less than 100%.

  76. Re:Before everyone starts blaming security and TSA by oursland · · Score: 1

    How do you feel about underwear and shoes, then? After all, persons have tried to detonate them in mid-air.

  77. Again? by CondeZer0 · · Score: 1

    How many times do we need to repeat "Security Circus"?

    Given all the TSA has got away with so far, it is clear they can do whatever the fuck they like and face no consequences at all.

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  78. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by xclr8r · · Score: 1

    There is a failure of communication between TSA sites. Once the projects and people have been vetted there should have been an e-mail/update advising the landing/connecting airfields that such object is aboard and has been looked at. This would not have stopped the new crew from freaking out but it possibly would have saved an extended arrest.

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  79. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by crakbone · · Score: 1

    I beg to differ. The students had to have gone by the TSA to get that thing on the airplane. The TSA after the plane landed shutdown the airport to scan it ONLY after the flight crew had a problem. If they TSA had that much of a problem with it at the END of a flight why was it not stopped before the flight or at least put in with checked baggage? Your incompetence is a non standard screen at the start of the flight. Not the competent people at the end of the flight.

  80. Re:plane get reloaded with fuel at the gate and mo by whois · · Score: 1

    plane get reloaded with fuel at the gate and move to the next city and if you have a big boom you may also hit the airport fuel tanks / take out a big chunk of the gate area.

    I won't bother restating the article details other than to say it was an RC car, left near the cockpit which is too far away from the fuel tanks to rupture them. If it had been a bomb.

    Even if it did, the fuel won't explode (the vapors can, but not without the right air/fuel ratio) and even the ignition point of the jet fuel is higher than you would think (140 degrees F according to wikipedia). So even a fire is unlikely unless it was incendiary.

    The main point being that an RC car is too small to blow up an airplane, even a little Cessna.

    As a counterpoint, when the mythbusters blew up the cement truck they used 850lbs of high-explosive, which detonates (explodes faster than the speed of sound) and generally provides more force for doing work like pushing a cement mixer wall away from another cement mixer wall.

    Expansion room is important. Holding an M80 tightly in your hand might blow your hand off, while holding it in your open palm might just burn your skin slightly (I still advise you not to try this)

    The same applies in larger scales. If the RC car was a bomb, the explosion of say 5 pounds of material would go mostly up in the air and around all the sides, taking the paths of least resistance. It would probably leave a permanent mark on the ugly airplane carpet, which would need to be replaced.. along with a couple of seats.

    The reason small bombs are effectively dangerous is shrapnel. Grenades pack a small amount of explosives inside a metal shell which breaks apart and speeds along into peoples bodies. Grenades are not effective against tanks, vehicles, or airplanes, despite video games saying otherwise.

    Why am I saying all this? I want you to understand that even a little bit of panic while remaining uninformed does you and the public a disservice. A stampede to get away from a potential bomb scare would have potentially caused much more harm than anything reasonable you could have done to the plane while it's on the ground.

  81. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by dr2chase · · Score: 2

    Nah, you're getting "poor impulse control"

  82. The LEFT it on the plane? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

    Further proof that the TSA is a sick joke.

    They LEFT it on the plane, meaning the got it one the plane, and apparently flew in the plane with it.

    Being able to find "bombs" left behind on planes after the flight is not exactly good security, is it?

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  83. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by ukpyr · · Score: 1

    meh, the risk of letting it sit there is far to high. They may be unpredictable, but they're not totally off the wall bonkers. Well - that's subjective I suppose.

  84. Han Feizi and Legalism by Guppy · · Score: 1

    FTFY. Why do you think the number of criminal offenses keeps increasing? Ayn Rand hit the ball out of the park:

    "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws."

    While I don't know if she was aware of it, her quote is pretty much a paraphrase from something the ancient Chinese Legalist philosopher Han Feizi said.

    Except that Han Feizi meant it seriously as a method of ruling that should be implemented (and it was).

  85. The problem is by mysidia · · Score: 1

    You can't really tell if something's a bomb. If it looks suspicious, the only 'safe' thing to do is to assume it is something evil.

    In the 1800s it would be an evil product of witchcraft (satanic device), in the 20th century it would be a communist spying device, and in the 21st century... it must be a bomb.

    In any case, whoever created such implement must certainly be arrested.

    We must be ever vigilant in the hunt for ( Witches | Communists | Terrorists), otherwise, there is a great danger that lives will be lost.

    If we don't know exactly what a device (or a person is), the only safe assumption is to assume the absolute worst

    1. Re:The problem is by GiMP · · Score: 1

      someone needs to re-adapt The Crucible...

  86. Terrorists by Cigarra · · Score: 1

    They won. You lost.

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  87. This is NOT rational risk assessment... by h4x354x0r · · Score: 1

    This is being successfully terrorized.

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  88. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by GiMP · · Score: 1

    Ironically, the alternative to bringing the item on board is to pack a gun into your checked luggage. That makes sure it is treated with kid-gloves and isn't opened. Seriously. (You tell the airline you have the gun in your luggage and follow the necessary firearm safety laws/ordinances and airline requirements)

  89. It's a crap, not justification. by boorack · · Score: 1

    And their "overreaction" was a little bit late. They let this device get onto plane and then "panicked" when someone left it.

    My feeling is that those TSA pigs wouldn't be happier. They found justification for their crap existence and secured some more of future funding for their parasitic operations.

    Regarding all this "terrorist" stuff american crap-media is pushing down our throats every day: stop bombing those folks in Middle East and stop covering Israel's criminal actions and you'll neutralize way more terrorist threat than with all these expensive TSA thugs and equipment.

    1. Re:It's a crap, not justification. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My feeling is that those TSA pigs wouldn't be happier. They found justification for their crap existence and secured some more of future funding for their parasitic operations

      You know the US is no longer a First World country when a government agency can justify its existence by causing a huge economic loss for no real reason.

  90. never forget 1-31-07 by mikesum · · Score: 1

    Never forget the lessons of Boston and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. "It had a very sinister appearance. It had a battery behind it, and wires." If it's not an American flag, it most be a bomb.

    1. Re:never forget 1-31-07 by mikesum · · Score: 1

      Oh, typo.

  91. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by cbope · · Score: 1

    Repeat after me: Because it was NOT a fucking bomb or "terrorist" device. It was a harmless science experiment.

    Now, if you want to bury your head in the sand every time you see something you don't understand, go right ahead. I prefer to "analyze", "think" and "understand". If it's not dangerous to the crew, passengers or aircraft, there is absolutely NO reason to disallow something like this on-board. If it looked anything like what was described, I'm sure it was thoroughly screened at the security checkpoint *before they got on the plane*! It was found safe, not a danger and allowed on-board.

    This is pure, unfounded panic and TSA over-reaction, as usual.

  92. "Differing Values" by gd2shoe · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    That's not even hyperbole, just a basic opinion on when "personhood" begins that differs from the majority opinion. If you share that opinion, it would be hard not to be appalled by the rampant infanticide.

    It's sad that geeks are, on the whole, so quick to just dismiss someone with differing values. When someone comes to a very diferent conclusion, we shouldn't be so quick to assume they're stupid, instead ask whther they're starting from different assumptions (certainly 90% of design arguments at work could be avoided by this practice).

    *Sigh*

    Ok, I'll bite. What "different assumptions" lead to the conclusion that abortion isn't rampant infanticide?

    The only two I can find are:

    "I want sex without consequences."
    "This piece of tissue isn't cute yet, so I don't need to formally recognize it as human."

    The former is part of our zeitgiest. That doesn't make it sound reasoning*, but it is conceivably worth addressing. The latter is just an ugly excuse driven by the former. We really could just as easily and capriciously set the age to six months, or potty training.

    For the record, the general public is stupid, and the most vocal proponents of abortion are after political power or money. That's not to say that everyone who believes in abortion is stupid, but it's really hard to wrap my mind around. I have not come across a logically sound rationale in favor of it. (at least one that isn't easily applied to genocide or some types of serial murder)

    *(I'm NOT addressing sin here. That's a whole different topic.)

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    1. Re:"Differing Values" by lgw · · Score: 1

      When does "life" or "personhood" begin? Anyone who's sure of the answer hasn't considered the question deeply. The two answers that are most certainly wrong are "at birth" and "at conception" - those answers are the result of resoning such as "I want consequence free sex".

      If you believe personhood starts at some stage of development, somewhere in the middle makes sense, and our laws are reasonably consistant with that: the rules are different by trimester. If you believe personhood starts when the soul enters the body, that's a good clear dividing line, but there's not much authoritative guidane as to when that magic happens (but so many conceptions natually fail to make it past the first few weeks that it would be ... quite inelegant for so many souls to have so short a life).

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  93. Led away in cuffs ? by Builder · · Score: 1

    There go a few more STEM students who'll turn into business majors instead. And in their place, India, China and Korea will send students to your universities to learn, take their new knowledge and skills home and leave you weaker as a country.

    Well done !

  94. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    the AF-47 was in fact a 10 foot long halo sniper rifle replica that does not even look real (http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2011/11/medium_3ce16ecb6851fdac6329346672baea73.jpg).

    From the picture, that actually looks pretty real. Indeed, it looks extremely similar to a Barrett Light .50 if you squint just a little. I think you're being a tool.

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  95. Okay so? by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    No harm was actually done, this was a case of I don't know what I'm looking at. Accidents happen and in this case I hope as soon as the airport discovered it was a robot all parties were let free with a FULL apology and that is that.

  96. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    A barret light .50 is like 1/4 the size of this gun replica. and neither look like a AK47.

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  97. Could have been worse.... by jythie · · Score: 1

    At least this didn't happen up in Boston. If it had the police would be claiming the students wanted it to look like a bomb, claim it was a 'hoax device', and say how grateful they should be that the police did not gun them down on the spot.

  98. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    No, it's actually about 1/2 of the size (I've seen one up close) but some of the proportions are pretty close and while neither looks like an AK47 (or any AK-series rifle for that matter) I didn't say they did. The average person doesn't know shit about guns and will just use the name of the most dangerous gun they've heard of if they see someone carrying a big scary-looking gun. It is irresponsible to carry a real-looking fake gun in public without some kind of additional dressing or effects that make[s] it clear it's a costume piece because you WILL get MWAG ("man with a gun") reports phoned in.

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  99. Ladies and Gentleman... by flameproof · · Score: 1

    ...Welcome to 'Merica, where to err on the side of any extreme is a good thing.

    And common sense is ignored.

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  100. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    Well considering that it is legal to own and carry in public a AK-47 where that happened I would disagree that it was irresponsible.

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  101. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    It's legal to own and carry in public guns similar to an AK-47 where I live too, but it's still irresponsible, because it's best to realize that some people get hysterical when they see them.

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  102. Similar Experience by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1

    I had a friend who almost triggered a bomb threat in high school when his science experiment, consisting of a video game controller fashioned from a football helmet, mercury switches and lots of wires, was found during a routine locker inspection.

  103. Yes, of course by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    While all you say is absolutely correct, it's also pretty damning evidence of the TSA's utter uselessness.

    Was any needed?

    I am for abolishing TSA and letting airports handle security directly. Possibly forming some federal team of behavioral profilers to be lent to airports, the only approach I feel is worth anything at the moment.

    Radiological monitors would be good though just to prevent an airborne dirty-bomb. Only so much lead shielding you can take with you in a carry on.

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    1. Re:Yes, of course by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      More evidence is always better. I wasn't disagreeing with you at all, just saying that the TSA looks ridiculous on both sides of this argument. To me, that's more interesting, long-term, than whether the bomb was scary or the reaction to it was silly.

  104. The real idiot is the professor by kencurry · · Score: 1

    S/He should have had enough sense to realize carrying on the contraption was a bad idea. Hey perfesser, ever heard of Fedex?

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  105. Message to Real Terrorists by swillden · · Score: 1

    Tidy up those loose wires!

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  106. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

    Does that come with some type of shiny pony?

  107. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    Another reason for the pink "not a bomb!!!!" sticker that only the TSA has access to.

    I've never seen that one. What airport do they use that at? And how, once they apply it to the device that is "not a bomb" and hand it back to the passenger, do they keep it out of the hands of a passenger?

    Kind of self-defeating if you ask me. A pink sticker they can put on carryon items that they have to take off the carryon items so only they have access to them.

    That was a kind of roundabout way of saying it's impossible. TSA may be the only ones who have access to them before they start using them, but once in use, passengers will have them, and a passenger who is carrying "not a bomb" today may be excited to stick it on his "is a bomb" tomorrow. That makes it useless.

  108. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

    Actually they don't have that. I was mistakenly thinking of when I return poor quality items to Wal-Mart. Apologies.

  109. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

    Also, my whole "pink sticker" joke fell rather flat. The point you made so well was what I assumed would make it funny. C'est la vie.

  110. Something to consider by Schnapple · · Score: 1

    I missed this article yesterday since I was too busy huddling into a basement to avoid tornadoes so I doubt anyone will read this comment, let alone moderate it, but I think there's a small bit of information that might be essential here.

    Something that people should realize is: Dallas Love Field, which is where this incident occurred, is a relatively small airport.

    Dallas has two airports, Dallas Love Field and the Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport (DFW Airport). Dallas Love Field was the first airport (it's the one JFK flew into right before his assassination), DFW Airport was built in the 1970's.

    Dallas Love Field is 1,300 acres and has one terminal. Until a few years ago only one airline flew out of it, Southwest Airlines (there's four airlines now). DFW Airport is the second largest in the country at 18,000 acres, five terminals (that have to be traversed by monorail) and dozens of airlines flying in and out.

    The reason I point this out is that there's a lot of outcry in this discussion of "why did this shut down HALF AN AIRPORT" and I think most people are thinking it's DFW Airport they're referring to in the article, not Dallas Love Field (as in, most people not in the Dallas area might think that Dallas Love Field is the main airport of the Dallas area). The reason they shut down half the airport is because the airport is not very big to begin with. The isolated area of DFW Airport that would have been shut down in the same instance is probably the same size as the half of Dallas Love Field they did shut down.

    Not that this justifies putting students in handcuffs but I thought I'd point out that the scale of the reaction needs to be considered.

  111. Re:Worst Terrorists Ever by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight. Terrorists would leave a "device" on a plane so that it detonates once the plane is on the ground, there is little fuel left, and all the passengers were off?

    Okay, you tried, but failed. Planes get refueled and reloaded. As for "Worst Terrorists Ever", there are plenty of stupid criminals (Shoe Bomber ring a bell?). So, you can't make assumptions about any item left behind. The military typically blows up things that are found on bases around the world, and has at least as far back as when I was in the AF (1970s).

    While the anecdote was cute, it doesn't dictate what policy is, or should be. If a suspicious item is found, then yes the people responsible should be handcuffed until such time as it is clear that there is no threat. That's SOP for most law enforcement.

    And, in response to your follow up post, not everyone is a suicide bomber.

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  112. Sad day for science by Keith111 · · Score: 1

    We just lost a scientist. That kid is going to be too traumatized to ever do science again, all thanks to the TSA. It's possible that the TSA just prevented us from developing warp drive, teleportation, photon torpedoes, or even self-toasting bread.

  113. Too bad I wasn't around by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    Because, at a glance, I could tell it's not a bomb.

    Everybody at every level over-reacts and assumes the worst. This is what the USA is all about these days. Hysteria, ignorance, and fear.

  114. Re:Earth to Absent-minded Professor. Come in pleas by Jonner · · Score: 1

    What kind of moron takes something that "look[s] like a cell phone attached to a remote control car with some exposed wires protruding" onto an airplane?

    What kind of moron supports those eroding all of our constitutional rights by accepting the idea that just because someone does something out of the ordinary, they must be a threat? If the person who brought the device on the plane were a terrorist, he would be a moron. Hopefully there are many such terrorists. The fact that all of us have to start thinking like terrorists to avoid looking suspicious is the best evidence that the terrorists are winning.