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CIOs Dismissed As Techies Without Business Savvy By CEOs

Qedward writes in with a link about the gap between the tech side of business and the bean counters. "CIOs are being dismissed by CEOs as too techie and not aligned with business activities. According to recent Gartner survey of 220 CEOs across the world, business leaders expect spending on IT to rise, but without a corresponding rise in the importance of the role of the CIO within the organization. CIOs appear to be failing in the eyes of CEOs in terms of alignment with the rest of the business. The research showed the stereotype of the head of IT being too preoccupied with technical issues to be effective business leaders persists. He said they were perceived as unable to bring a breadth of business perspective to the table."

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  1. CEOs have important priorities by alphatel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alert: CEOs also don't like CFOs who tell them they are losing money.
    Notice: CEOs don't like COOs who inform them that cancelling the pension fund is illegal.
    Warning: CEOs don't like CIOs who spend money on "infrastructure" instead of "apps".

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    1. Re:CEOs have important priorities by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Funny

      Debug: CEO attempted to exclusively lock all system resources.
      Informational: You have set TZ to 'US/Eastern'. Be advised CEOs in this locale are considered deities by the locals and worshipped.
      Debug: CEO attempted to delete immutable directory /home/finances/incriminating_evidence

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    2. Re:CEOs have important priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "CIOs are being dismissed by CEOs as too techie and not aligned with business activities."

      "CIOs are being dismissed by CEOs for constantly pointing out technical hurdles and reasons why the idea they read in a magazine on the plane won't work. They are party poopers. Plus, they don't play golf."

      There, fixed it.

    3. Re:CEOs have important priorities by Moryath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How world works:

      CIO: In order to support [business_plan], we need the following infrastructure: [list of modern hardware]

      CEO: But think of the bottom line! Make it work with what we've got now.

      CIO: It won't work with what we have now. What we have now is insufficiently powerful, further it's out of warranty and we run increased risk of catastrophic hardware failures the longer we fail to replace it with up to date infrastructure that can handle the current bandwidth, storage and processing requirements.

      CEO: But maintenance costs money. Just make it work with what we have. My management for dummies courses at MBA Mill University said all we have to do is tell people what to do and make sure they know their job is on the line and they'll find a way, so tell your people their jobs are on the line unless they make it work with what we already have. Do more with less. Leverage that diversity and synergize to create a new paradigm by thinking outside the box so we can make a sea change to increase company wellness. At the end of the day the new alignment will have the rank and file thanking you for all the empowerment and mean more organic growth for the company.

      CIO: Fine. Go back to playing with your etch-a-sketch.

    4. Re:CEOs have important priorities by idontgno · · Score: 2

      Plus, they don't play golf.

      Actually, most of the "leadership-level" technical weenies I know (i.e., CIO-level types) play excellent golf. Maybe the problem is that they keep beating the CEO. Knowing CEO ego, that would be a serious issue.

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    5. Re:CEOs have important priorities by MitchDev · · Score: 3, Informative

      I thought Dilbert was a joke until I left the private sector and moved to the corporate world. Exec positions should require minimum 15 years actually working actual jobs....

    6. Re:CEOs have important priorities by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The real problem in business is in fact CEOs, other executive managers, and the methods that are being used to select them. CEOs have devolved into grossly overpaid playboys with no responsibilities towards shareholders, customers, or indeed the company itself.

      We are witnessing not just companies, but entire industries collapse before our eyes. Multinational firms, once immensely profitable, are being driven into stagnation, decline, and ultimately bankruptcy with each passing year. Excuses such as "globalisation", foreign competitors, and "government" are always trotted out, but no-one every really asks serious questions about the management of these companies, or why they spent increasingly large amounts on executive remuneration even as became less profitable.

      Studies suggest that one of the defining characteristics being used by boards to select CEOs in in fact height--Yes, how "tall" someone is. I imagine other factors such as hairstyle, teeth, and charm are being applied as well because I see no other reason for the modern day plague of vapid and incompetent CEOs, and the associated layers of equally useless senior managers.

      The problem is not restricted to management either. Boards too seem to have become saturated with unqualified socialites, often from unrelated industries or even unrelated fields like academia, selected for personal or political connections rather than for any actually relevant competencies.

      But ultimately, I place the blame on shareholders and investors. They are the ones who ultimately approve the appointment of the unqualified, unsuitable, unethical, and incompetent CEOs currently wrecking companies left and right. If their definition of "business savvy" means knowing which designer suits to wear and looking good at press conferences, then they deserve to lose their money and the company deserves to fail.

      Any competent CIOs and other such employees should not waste their lives in unprofitable asylums, instead should busy themselves setting up their own company which they can then run like an actual business instead of a office pantomime.

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    7. Re:CEOs have important priorities by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

      > I left the private sector
      > moved to the corporate world

      I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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    8. Re:CEOs have important priorities by Luckyo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Public sector: Ran with public funds (i.e. government).
      Private sector: Ran with private funds (essentially everything outside government and often includes government owned by privately managed companies).

    9. Re:CEOs have important priorities by Moryath · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are technically correct, according to the technical definition you provided, but not necessarily correct for colloquioal definitions. The economy is not simply divided into two sectors. There are the "Private Sector", "Corporate Sector" (sometimes known as Banking Sector), Public Sector, Home Sector, Retail Sector... you may also choose to divide your sectors by field in an even more granular fashion.

    10. Re:CEOs have important priorities by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      While true, it's irrelevant in the scope the question presented, as the main two sectors include ALL existing smaller sectors are the two I mentioned and are probably the most used split into "sectors" of the business world.

    11. Re:CEOs have important priorities by Scutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How world works:

      CIO: In order to support [business_plan], we need the following infrastructure: [list of modern hardware]

      CEO: But think of the bottom line! Make it work with what we've got now.

      CIO: It won't work with what we have now. What we have now is insufficiently powerful, further it's out of warranty and we run increased risk of catastrophic hardware failures the longer we fail to replace it with up to date infrastructure that can handle the current bandwidth, storage and processing requirements.

      CEO: But maintenance costs money. Just make it work with what we have.

      In my experience, the response of the CEO to anything even remotely technical is "All I heard was 'Blah blah blah I'm a big egghead nerd.' I don't understand a word you said and I really don't care. Listen, Poindexter, you just make it work with what we've got and stop spending all our money on Ward of Whirlcraft, or whatever it is you guys do all day."

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    12. Re:CEOs have important priorities by roeguard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know, if you have a CIO with business sense and tech sense, why do you need the CEO?

      That's like saying that you have a sales person who knows some Perl, so why do you need software engineers?

      It worries me that this was flagged as insightful.

    13. Re:CEOs have important priorities by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2

      Someone who works in a "private sector" job (such as night security)

      Private Sector != Private Security

    14. Re:CEOs have important priorities by hairyfish · · Score: 2

      The real problem in business is in fact CEOs, other executive managers, and the methods that are being used to select them. CEOs have devolved into grossly overpaid playboys with no responsibilities towards shareholders, customers, or indeed the company itself.

      Not sure how many CEOs you've met, I only met a handful in my time. A couple were monkeys, but the majority were really quite clever, and most importantly politically saavy which is the key skill at that level. Also, most CEOs are actually successful, just go check the Forbes 1000. For every CEO with a huge bonus and negative profit sheet, there's 10 that are actually making good profits. Don't be fooled by the stories in the paper.

    15. Re:CEOs have important priorities by nine-times · · Score: 2

      But ultimately, I place the blame on shareholders and investors.

      But you understand that a huge portion of the shareholders and investors are also grossly overpaid playboys? Even when the money itself comes from normal hardworking people, they don't have time to worry about what's happening to their money, so they dump it into some mutual fund and trust things will work out. You can't trust shareholders to be looking out for their interests, and that's part of the reason this whole system doesn't make a lot of sense.

  2. Fair Warning by karnal · · Score: 2

    If a CIO is too buried into fighting fires, the CIO should figure out a way to have others fight those fires for him. Obviously, this may require a restructuring and/or more headcount in various areas in the organization, but it should be pretty easy to figure out I would think. And this is coming from a tech in the field, so to speak.

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    1. Re:Fair Warning by v1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If a CIO is too buried into fighting fires, the CIO should figure out a way to have others fight those fires for him.

      This didn't sound like fire-fighting? Though I'll agree, someone that's always busy fighting fires needs to focus more on fire prevention.

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    2. Re:Fair Warning by sirlark · · Score: 2

      About that empathy statement - Business is more concerned with screwing people than technology. Which would seem to indicate even less empathy from business types. Anecdotal evidence in the form of personal empirical exeperience supports this insight as far as I'm concerned.

  3. Works both ways, I think. by PessimysticRaven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's okay. Most CEO's should generally be dismissed as people with no leadership abilities, intelligence, morals, scruples or logic.

    Hence, "businessmen" as opposed to "Human."

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  4. Then why is my program in the business school? by sandytaru · · Score: 2

    If I wanted to do business only, I'd be getting an MBA. I wanted to work in the tech department, so I'm getting a different degree through the MIS department. You need someone who is more focused on the information and the technology than the business ramifications, otherwise you end up cutting corners dangerously and ending up with a dead infrastructure at a critical moment.

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    1. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Insightful

      CEOs don't care about "cutting corners dangerously", causing potential problems in some nebulous "future", they only care about this quarters stock price. By the time problems develop from their shortsightedness, it will be Someone Else's Problem.

    2. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by Moryath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      CEOs don't care about "cutting corners dangerously", causing potential problems in some nebulous "future", they only care about this quarters stock price. By the time problems develop from their shortsightedness, it will be Someone Else's Problem... because they will have long ago jumped out the window on a golden parachute and now be running for president while claiming they "created jobs" as a Bain Capital Corporate Raider.

    3. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 2

      Why don't you call HP's (or Dell, or AT&T) support hotline and ask them?

    4. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by amiga3D · · Score: 4, Informative

      Walgreens pharmacy. Their CEO is concentrated on building revenue by letting all the help go in order to pay his bonuses. I went by there yesterday and the place was backed up, the wait for a prescription was over 2 hours and they had one guy, the Pharmacist, manning the phone, the drive-thru window and the counter plus he was trying to fill prescriptions. This was never the case until just recently but now it's an everyday thing there. I hate to move to another pharmacy because that one is only 3.5 miles from the house but if this keeps up I'm outa there.

    5. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bob Nardelli of Home Depot. Nearly ran the company into the ground with his corner-cutting. Walked away with a $200M golden parachute. It's amazing the company is still around.

    6. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by supremebob · · Score: 3, Informative

      Enron, MCI-Worldcom, AIG, etc...

    7. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that IT people always think that nobody but an IT person can possibly manage an IT department, and MBAs can't possibly understand the needs.

      No, actually, the problem comes from MBAs thinking they don't need all the skills you mentioned. And then, won't someone think of the poor, poor executives when they start playing over par as they struggle to understand why the minimum wage delivery drivers don't like the new "smile or we fire you" morale-boosting initiative; why the AR clerks raise an eyebrow when you explain to them how even though we lose money consistently from the same set of deadbeat customers, we need to keep those same deadbeats happy so just let it slide again this month; why the nurses keep talking about stupid shit like "patients dying" when forced to work 18-hour shifts.

      Yes, the truck driver (or the highly skilled engineer, for that matter) doesn't necessarily understand the world of business. But the business side most definitely does need to understand the operational details of what their company does.

    8. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by EdIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that IT people always think that nobody but an IT person can possibly manage an IT department, and MBAs can't possibly understand the needs.

      Uhhhhh.....

      That's true.

      It is not arrogance either. According to your logic i dont require an understanding of accounting, finances, etc to manage the accounting department. I can just jump in and fake it till i make it.

      That's disrespectful of IT and trivializes their field. If you are not in IT you most likely dont have the breadth of knowledge required to manage the department well.

      I could relate anecdotes for hours about shortsighted managers and executives where "not aligned with businesses interests" translates to "i am butthurt because you pointed out technical flaws or the unrealistic cost and time projections of my ideas".

      A CIO and CEO can act like mature adults and bring both their skillsets together to find a solution that is both technically feasible and aligned with business interests.

      Or we can continue with the stereotypes and attacks and accomplish less. I wonder why there are so many problems.........

    9. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by kryliss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      CEO's think Larry at Jiffy Lube is just a qualified to work on cars as Scott the trained mechanic. Scott is just too focused on getting the car run right and stay running. Larry knows how to sell $10 air filters for $25!!

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    10. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by AlamedaStone · · Score: 4, Funny

      CEOs don't care about "cutting corners dangerously", causing potential problems in some nebulous "future", they only care about this quarters stock price. By the time problems develop from their shortsightedness, it will be Someone Else's Problem... because they will have long ago jumped out the window on a golden parachute and now be running for president while claiming they "created jobs" as a Bain Capital Corporate Raider.

      Corporate raiders are people too, my friend.

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    11. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by silentcoder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Are Shipping Operations Managers hired from the driver pool or the mechanic pool?
      Are CFOs hired from tellers or account clerks?
      Are hospital administrators selected from the best nursing staff or even the interns?

      Once upon a time they were. Back in those days you could actually WORK your way to the top of a firm. Loyalty and effort were rewarded.

      Nowadays, if you didn't choose to study MBA kiss any hope of ever earning an executive salary goodbye... and that is a big part of why business is in the fuckup it's in.
      Why be loyal in an age of "headcount reduction" ? Why work hard for a company if your continued employment from one month to the next is mostly a lottery thing.
      In fact... you're better off NOT working too hard. If you work the least, you'll be out of there - but if you're the best you also get fired because you're the most expensive.

      Once a company goes public - quality of work loses all value to those who really run it (people who own shares - and their goal is to sell them for a profit THIS quarter). So what happens ? Nobody cares if the business is bankrupt in a year. What matters is maxing out the profits right now - and you do that by firing all the talent (and selling all the useful assets).

      About the same time companies started calling people "resources" they started treating them with the same respect they give other resources... like staplers, so of course the people responded by treating the companies with that same (lack of) respect... voila - economic collapse.

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    12. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by Moryath · · Score: 2

      Only for very forgiving definitions of "people." I rank them up there with Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein and Bernie Madoff in the "waste of perfectly good oxygen" category.

    13. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is just a rehashing of the classic arrogance of the executive class -- that "managing" is the skill they specialize in, and there's no need to have any specialized knowledge of the area you manage.

      The justification for this perspective often boils down to some combination of:

      * I'm a decision-maker/course-setter. I hire area experts to explain complex details to me in simplified terms and then I make decisions and set future directions based upon this information. Structuring the management decisions is what's really important.

      * I'm well educated and intelligent. I can figure most of this stuff out on my own. So-called "experts" in this field aren't as smart as they think they are (and I actually am) and dramatically overstate the complexity of their fields and the amount of information needed to make decisions.

      While these two positions are somewhat contradictory, I've seen plenty of executives who hold both positions simultaneously. The former is actually somewhat reasonable and is more or less how most large organizations have to function.

      The problem is that arrogance creeps in, and executives tend to cherry-pick -- when their area experts don't tell them what they want to hear, they fall back to their belief that they are the smartest guy in the room and make poorly informed decisions based on their own "understanding" of the topics at hand.

    14. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Chainsaw Al" Dunlap is another, nearly destroying Sunbeam. Once known for quality products, Dunlap's constant mass firings of the most experienced employees resulted in Sunbeam becoming yet another bottom-shelf manufacturer.

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    15. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Informative

      We have a winner!

      Here's some reasons that an executive needs at least a passable understanding of the skills of his subordinates:
      1. Without that understanding, he's going to hire and promote the people with the skill to hoodwink the executive rather than the skill to lead the team they're in charge of. That not only means you end up with badly run departments, but also you end up with lousy morale from those who do actually know what they're doing.
      2. The executive will have some clue what he's telling his subordinates to do, and what's feasible and what's not. That is vital to establishing his credibility with his subordinates, because without that credibility his subordinates won't follow him.

      So I might not need to know all the intracacies of finance to manage the accounting department, but I absolutely have to know what the difference between EBIT and gross revenue is. I don't have to know all the techniques of sales to manage a sales team, but I should know enough about how salespeople work to be able to usefully direct them towards their goal. And with IT, I don't have to know how to correctly set up a firewall, but I should know what a firewall is and what it can and can't do for me. And if I'm a CEO, then I should have some of that knowledge about every department, so I can make sure that the team directly around me is one I can trust.

      I should point out that the best CEOs did in fact make the effort to both understand the core of their business, and to know enough about the other departments to manage them effectively. For instance, Bill Gates really understands computer software, but he also has some knowledge of marketing techniques and reading balance sheets.

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    16. Re:Then why is my program in the business school? by Moryath · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Companies bankrupt under Bain: 30%.
      Companies that bankrupted within 2 years of being "spun off" from Bain: 80%.

      The Bain Capital methodology was simple.

      Step 1: Buy out a company.
      Step 2: Sell off all the assets you can, and raid the pension fund.
      Step 3: Hide stolen assets in tax shelters and overseas accounts.
      Step 4: Put the company into bankruptcy to shift the burden of pension fund and other debts to taxpayers. If necessary for state law, "spin off" company into unowned status first.

      Mitt Romney: corporate thief and fraudster. Bain Capital's corporate raider scheme wasn't just fraud, it was fraud that put the burden of its behavior on the taxpayers.

  5. Conversely by gatkinso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    CIO's are dismissed as suits without tech savvy by engineering.

    Go figure.

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    1. Re:Conversely by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      And most of them are dismissed as suits without business savvy by Wall Street.

      The reason CEOs are paid so much is that good ones are rare and they can make a massive difference to a company's performance. Unfortunately, no one seems to have yet worked out how to recognise the good ones (a good CEO for one company won't necessarily be able to run even a fairly similar one nearly as well).

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    2. Re:Conversely by spiffmastercow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      CIOs shouldn't be tech savy. They should be business process and information savy. Likewise, CTOs shouldn't be tech savy. They should be business process foresight savy. CIOs and CTOs have underlings to be tech savy.

      I dunno, I think there's inherent value in knowing enough to know when your underlings are bullshitting you.

    3. Re:Conversely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How do you know that they're rare? I don't think they're rare. Maybe they're just rare among the people who we choose to take those jobs. The way we generally pick CEOs is to promote people who are the most political, self-promoting, and backstabbing. I would expect leadership and decision making ability to be rare among that group, or at least not higher than the general population. But that isn't meaningful since it's a small sample.

    4. Re:Conversely by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 4

      But if we have no way to distinguish between the good ones and the bad ones, how do you know that good CEOs are rare?

      I'd also point out that, while the supply of good CEOs may be small, so is the demand. I mean, c'mon, how many Fortune 500 companies are there?

      My suspicion is that, once you eliminate the most obvious ways to run a company badly, it's all a big crap shoot. I mean this in the same way that you don't see heavily managed investment funds outperforming index funds over the long haul. So it's not clear what value is being added.

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    5. Re:Conversely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I mean, c'mon, how many Fortune 500 companies are there?

      500.

    6. Re:Conversely by spiffmastercow · · Score: 2

      Tech savvy != Understanding technology

      They should be business process first, technology second. Not the other way around.

      No, a CIO or CTO is inherently a cross-class occupation. You need to know your business *and* your tech. One or the other will not do.

  6. IT = Janitorial Services by icebike · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've often gotten the impression that IT is perceived by management as Janitorial services, or Corporate Archives, or the company cafeteria by companies that are not directly selling IT services themselves, as well as government agencies in general. They are a cost center, but not a revenue center. They are not customer facing, so they are just another physical plant cost. Like keeping the lights on, the water flowing, and the elevators running.

    In some companies this is in fact the proper place for IT services. If all a company's use of computer technology is merely to process letters and reports, fill out time sheets, and read email you really don't need to attributed a great deal of status or power to the IT staff.

    But who uses computers that way any more? Only really small business. Restaurants, plumbers, small stores, small law firms, etc.

    IT departments have a problem of perception, because the better they do their job (without being total dickheads about it) the less they get noticed, and the more they become perceived as mere Archivists or telephone repairmen. Its almost like management needs an emergency or outage every 4 years to remind them just how much of their business relies on their IT.

    That being said, unless your IT is customer facing (internet services or sales, etc) the perception that CIOs do not bring new business is reasonably valid. They may help you keep the business you have, but just about nothing IT can do will sell one more unit of product, or add one new customer. IT that is not customer facing is in fact still a support service. Support services tend not to make business decisions or grow the company.

    So maybe pushing CIOs into the front office and the boardroom was not always warranted. And maybe in a lot of companies they still don't belong there. And maybe CIOs should not be hired from technical backgrounds.

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    1. Re:IT = Janitorial Services by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But who uses computers that way any more? Only really small business. Restaurants, plumbers, small stores, small law firms, etc.

      Not even then. I just ordered a pizza from a local shop. The have a tracking system for each stage of pizza delivery (order processing, preparation, cooking, delivery) and shows you online where your order is in that sequence, and sends an automated SMS when the pizza goes out for delivery. They almost certainly use a GPS route finding system for their delivery people to take the pizzas, and may use a slightly more complex version to decide whether to send out multiple pizzas on a single run.

      Small companies are often among the first to adopt new technology into their work flow, because hiring an extra employee is a massive expense for them, while tweaking an automated system is a lot cheaper.

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    2. Re:IT = Janitorial Services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've often gotten the impression that IT is perceived by management as Janitorial services, or Corporate Archives, or the company cafeteria by companies that are not directly selling IT services themselves, as well as government agencies in general. They are a cost center, but not a revenue center. They are not customer facing, so they are just another physical plant cost. Like keeping the lights on, the water flowing, and the elevators running.

      Company cafeteria... customer facing... you don't know how right you are. It's just another symptom of out-of-touch CEOs not understanding the role of IT in their business.

      I've been working for the last 6 years at a fairly well-known US-based company that designs & manufactures equipment and apparel for a certain fitness industry. We've got all kinds of engineers and designers whose work will live and die by their computers. IT supports them and the entire infrastructure that's constantly moving data from one place to another to help them get their jobs done. But I don't think the CEO notices at all.

      We've been hearing the messages to "cut costs" and "do more with less" especially strong in the last two years. IT budget is slashed, and we're saving money through attrition: one person quits/leaves/fired, and their work is divided amongst the remaining members of that team. My last annual raise was less than the cost-of-living adjustment. There was no money in the budget for me to attend a software seminar earlier in this calendar year -- I was told the travel budget didn't have any room in it -- yet it was in town (no hotel or airfare, I could drive from that hotel to home in 30min) and cost under $1000, and I'd be surrendering my own personal time (a Saturday) to go (I'm salary, not paid for that time). The only exception to the IT budget crunch is one department which writes and supports software that is used by our dealers.

      Last quarter the CEO had his company pow-wow and gave out his president's award: "These folks have been working hard, making improvements, and despite the fact that most of use benefit from their efforts, I don't think they're properly recognized. My president's award goes to...{IT? IT I'm thinking}... the Cafeteria!" wut. the. fuck.

      CEO and HR find new and stupid ways to spend money all the time, like replacing the NOT BROKEN formica-topped tables in the cafeteria with butcher block, replacing the steel-tube plastic-seat chairs with these things at $135 a pop retail. Fancy new stonework patio with wrought-iron furniture and gas grill outside... the list goes on.

      Holiday parties have been scheduled, and then indefinitely postponed. Holiday turkey gift certificates disappeared. Summer family picnic, gone. Despite record profits, the $100USD "attaboy" envelopes didn't show this year.

      The CEOs spend their money on stuff they can see and touch. Stuff that will make them look good to outsiders. Even at this privately-held company. I wish he'd turn the checkbook over to an actual businessman.

    3. Re:IT = Janitorial Services by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      I started a flamewar a few times with that argument here that sales make money you cost money. Therefore you should not get paid that much etc.

      But in a very large enterprise you get efficiency by leaving 2 million line excel spreadsheets all over the network to a centralized database program. ERP saves time and money instead of hiring a bunch of college kids to call people and ask questions when a remote internet/intranet app integrated can solve this saving money. What about about increased security and reliability by switching from IE 6 to IE 10/Windows Server 2012?

      What about demand forecasting and inventory management?

      The CEOs who made it by cutting costs and only using Excel as accountants before their promotions do not see this. It is pennywide but dollar dumb to not view technology as it is so used so much in large environments. No one ever got ahead by cutting costs, not investing, and trying to win by staying behind. The problem lies both with GAAP being viewed as set stone and a holy grail. And CEOs where were former Finance and Accounting gurus who in the past were not made CEOs and who use GAAP rather than common sense for every business decision.

      Its like a cookie cutter these days if you watch TV shows like UnderCover Boss. Everytime they go undercover they say "I will look for ways to find cost over runs and find inefficiences" only to find angry underpaid and overworked employees and costs going up due to too little investment by the cheapstakes in the corporate headquarters.

      One of these days another code red will come that will take down corporations causing billions in damages that will be all using IE 6/XP after 2014. The damage will not be hit to those who are already modern and then the real costs of being outdated will show. You do not see companies who have vechicles with 200k miles or machines that are well past their live still in production? Yet their computer systems are. That is just plain stupid.

    4. Re:IT = Janitorial Services by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Informative

      The question is not if IT is customer facing or bringing in new business; the question is if technology needs to be discussed at board level. Those aren't discussions about buying iPhones vs. Androids for staff, nor is it about buying IT stuff at the right price or making the right purchasing deals; it is about technological developments or decisions that can have an impact on the company strategy or internal workings of the company. If you use IT for bookkeeping and handling orders, then your IT just needs to work, and there's probably no need for a CIO at the board level. But if you're a knowledge-intensive, innovative company, then your edge may depend on adopting new tech to do and manage your business differently. You may need a CIO for that, and a good one isn't a business person nor a techy, but a bit of both. If you're going to discuss the impact of technology on your business strategy, you need to know about business, your business, as well as have very strong knowledge of what is happening out there in tech land. I've seen strong performers in such roles from both technical and business backgrounds, but all the good ones have a very keen interest in technology, and the wherewithal to understand it at least at a high level.

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    5. Re:IT = Janitorial Services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, I'm keeping my options open, though I'm not aggressively looking right now due to some personal & financial reasons. But as soon as I get some of those things tied up... you bet. I'm low-UID slashdotter here (under 10k) posting anon for obvious reasons.

      The above story is only the beginning of the story, really. I've joked that maybe there should be a large wall somewhere in the building that can be alternatively either torn down or rebuilt again every six months or so... again I've only been at this job for 6yrs or so, and I've watched a part of a warehouse (attached to office) get transformed from storage for [primary product], then a new mail office (three walls, roof, windows and doors inside the warehouse), that new office torn down, build a new mock showroom, then that was torn down, and most recently the company's fitness center was moved there (its third location since I started). Yeah, now people walking from the locker rooms (connected to the fitness center in the first incarnation) must now potentially cross forklift traffic. It's asinine.

    6. Re:IT = Janitorial Services by gizmonic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They may help you keep the business you have, but just about nothing IT can do will sell one more unit of product, or add one new customer.

      Umm, what?!?! Even if IT isn't customer facing, they can still make internal tools and resources to help the salesforce. Sure, IT itself may never make a sale directly, but when the sales person in the field is able to pull up data and information compiled by IT, or use a tool IT created, to help land a customer, then IT most certainly did in fact do something to help sell more product.

      Personally, I think the bigger issue is the historical disconnect between IT and Sales. The CEO feels that and it lessens the perceived value of IT. But, when IT and Sales can work together, you can create some extremely powerful sales tools that will absolutely impact revenue. And when you do, the CEO will take notice. But that requires a CIO and IT staff that can work with Sales to help get that done.

      At my company, if Sales has an ask, we talk and see how to best do what they're looking for. And if I think of something that might be useful, I'll approach Sales and ask if my idea would be of any use to them. If so, we'll hammer out details and add it to the project list. And because of that willingness to work together, we've created stuff that absolutely drives business. And that flexibility has kept my whole team employed through 4 different buyouts over the past 10 years.

      Yes, IT has to keep the servers up and the desktops running and virus free, and that's not glamorous, and doesn't make for spectacular headlines. But IT can go far beyond that, and needs to if it wants a serious place in the business beyond just "janitors." And maybe if the CIO doesn't understand that, then the CEO's derision is justified.

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    7. Re:IT = Janitorial Services by MechanicJay · · Score: 2

      Actually, many trucking firms put 1,000,000 + on their vehicles before retiring them. UPS, in particular are fanatical about maintenance, and the brown trucks are good for 20-25 years of delivery service...

      But your point is otherwise valid.

  7. This is a Bad Thing ? by redelm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So many CEOs don't like CIOs? And resort to namecalling? They reveal themselves ...

    Such CEOs are very arrogant and resentful of any nay-sayers. Even when the objections are based on physics or established computing capabilities.

    The problem is such CEOs have gotten to where they are by pushing people around, and believe physics can be similarly pushed. Sorry, but it won't even notice.

    1. Re:This is a Bad Thing ? by Anon-Admin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It doesn't seem like a CIO is special when a CEO doesn't like being told "that's not possible", but is stuck in that position more often than others by the nature of their job.

      That is easily fixed. Absolutely everything can be done. In 20 years of IT I have never said "that's not possible"

      It all boils down to

      How much do you want to spend?

      When they ask for something that is not possible with the existing equipment or man power, I simple work up what it will take. New equipment, number of people, how long to build/deploy/develop, etc. And send them the price and a high level overview of the project.

      They want everything but , there is always a budget and it boils down to what they can get for the amount they want to pay.

      Your options are always
      1) Good
      2) Fast
      3) Cheep

      You only get to pick 2 of the three.

    2. Re:This is a Bad Thing ? by benjamindees · · Score: 2

      Absolutely everything can be done. In 20 years of IT I have never said "that's not possible"

      You've never had a manager ask you to prevent competitors from copying pictures off your website?

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    3. Re:This is a Bad Thing ? by Cederic · · Score: 2

      ..but that is possible. Of course, your manager may not like the option of "Then don't post pictures on the website".

      In IT, everything is possible. Most of it just isn't affordable.

  8. That's the point by chicago_scott · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "CIOs are being dismissed by CEOs as too techie and not aligned with business activities."

    One of the main purposes of CIOs and CTOs to represent the technology side of the business at the executive level. I work for a client that has no CIO or CTO and middle management is supposed to step up for the technology-side, but their not at the same level as the CEO and they're afraid to tell the executives the truth. CTOs and CIOs report to the board so that they have an equal standing with other executives.

    1. Re:That's the point by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Too many CIO get bogged down into detail they shouldn't care about. To busy explaining why X is a good technology instead of explaining how X is good for the business direction.

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  9. They're right by msobkow · · Score: 2

    Clearly anyone who tells the CEO something can't or shouldn't be done can't be doing so because of technical limitations, but simply because they don't share the CEO's brilliant business savvy.
    </SARCASM>

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  10. It's just a stupid title by doston · · Score: 3, Informative

    Imdustry shouldn't have followed the government's lead when they instituted titles like that. Is industry going to start using the term Tsar soon, too? Or maybe they want their CIOs to multitask and also work as bean counters now. Kind of like industry wants me to design systems, administer them AND be able to program like a pro. Everybody needs to do more to ensure we keep that unemployment rate high, employment insecurity high, fear levels high and wages real LOW, right? "According to the Computer History Museum, the C-level position for IT is believed to have started in military and government, then becoming adopted by industry. William Synnott and William Gruber get credit for coining the term in 1981."

  11. They would say that, wouldn't they. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    CIOs are in charge of a giant cost center. That a section of the business where money goes to die. The CEO's POV is that anyone who can't make a profit for the company is lacking in business sense. This, of course, misses the point entirely. However, when you take into account who the inevitable audience is (the board and the shareholders) for every single thought, word and deed of every single CEO, the comments make perfect sense. No CEO worth his $10 million salary would ever say that anyone who loses company money has business sense.

    In the end a good CEO knows you don't hire a CIO based on their business sense or even their technical know-how. You Hire them based on their ability to successfully deliver on technology promises. That's more a project-leader thing and not something CEOs are known to do very well. Its the same with CFOs. You hire them based on their ability to know exactly where the money went, is going, and will go. Again, not a trait CEOs are famous for.

    1. Re:They would say that, wouldn't they. by Anon-Admin · · Score: 2

      CIOs are in charge of a giant cost center. That a section of the business where money goes to die. The CEO's POV is that anyone who can't make a profit for the company is lacking in business sense.

      Every time I hear how IT is a cost center and does not make money for the company I love to point out that accounting is also a cost center and does not make money for the company.

      Guess it is time to save the company money and lay off accountants.

  12. Re:They are INFORMATION officers! by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Common misconception.

    The CIO there is to assure share holders that the infrastructure is solid. He is there to assure Customers that the infrastructure is sound and wont' be a problem. Optimally they will convince the customer that the infrastructure is better the competitors.
    He creates a plan to see the the infrastructure meets current needs, m and knows when to expand to meet trending needs.

    The CIO employees people who keep the tech going strong. The CIO also needs to spin technology failures in a disarming manner.
    The CIO needs to know when tis optimal to buy equipment based on Tax, budget, depreciation, and more importantly, buy thetech at the sweet spot in the curve.

    If you do RnD you need to know how to sell purchases for projects that may not pay off.

    CIO is a social job, not a nerd job.

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  13. College by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In college, all of the IT degrees were part of the School of Business rather than the School of Technology - and all of the professors preached that while tech is cool, it's useless if it doesn't help the business. So far in my professional career, I've found that to always be the case.

  14. Re:Let's "reverse the field" on them then by dyingtolive · · Score: 2

    I think I understand what you're trying to say, but can you express it in a hosts file analogy so I can be sure?

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  15. CIO aren't douchey enough by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2
    He said "they were perceived as unable to bring a breadth of business perspective to the table."

    In English, this means, CIO's aren't percieved as being at the same level of power mad greedy fuck headed douchebaggery as CEOs.

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  16. Where does this conclusion come from? by Grygus · · Score: 2

    What questions were asked to reach this conclusion? Does Gartner administer essay question-style surveys? Because I don't see how the data we have fits that interpretation, necessarily.

    CEOs say their companies will grow, and that the CIO won't get more important. Couldn't that be because the CIO's role, as King of IT, is already as important as it can be? I also don't see where CEOs were asked anything about their CIO's business savvy.

    It seems completely made up. What am I missing?

  17. "CIOs appear to be failing in the eyes of CEOs" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's okay CEOs appear to be failing in the eyes of everyone else.

    I never did understand why executive management is considered so much more important than other roles or deserving of so much more pay. They specialize in communication, they communicate with other departments and other organizations, that's their job.

    How is that skill any more demanding or important than a technical skill?

    Last time I checked a decent IT degree requires just as much if not more work than an MBA, there is also a glut of MBAs out there looking for work. So what makes executive management any less replaceable?

  18. That is the best case scenario by Atrox666 · · Score: 2

    We have a completely technically inept (as in can't work his own computer) CIO.
    It's like having your plumber doing brain surgery.

  19. In other words by Billly+Gates · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To the typical CEO of today, the Sales VPs make money while IT costs money.

    CEO: All the CIOs keep saying we should waste money upgrading from IE 6 and our crappy Windows 2000 servers. All IT does is cost money money and I can't raise the share price by staying ahead of the competition when I can just let my infrastructure fall apart and lead by saving money and not innovating. Waaa CIOS suck

    CEO: What?! What do you mean my IPAD can't display that IE 6 app properly? I pay for the state of the art outsourced development team. bla bla

    Typical BS from CEOs who got promoted up for being good cost accountants with only an eye for increasing efficiency and cutting cost while not saying the forest from the trees.

    20 years ago CEOs were former engineers and product developers. They understood investments and did not focus on just costs. WHenever I hear failing to be alianged with the needs of the business. I just picture someone being cheap and thinking all IT is good for is help desk and word and excel. Not anything else like database, ERP, or anything else that adds value. Its just a cost and nothing else.

  20. CIO should not have to function as CTO by wmelnick · · Score: 2

    If a CIO is being looked at this way, perhaps the CIO is functioning more as a CTO, handling technical details, than a CIO. If a company has only one of these psotions, then the CIO will naturally have to take care of the CTO duties and will likely have little time to devote to a CIO's duties, which are far more business-oriented.

  21. It's OK to have a non-techie CIO ... by Skapare · · Score: 2

    ... if he/she will fully respect the techies they hire to make the technical decisions. I'd rather it be that way. I hate playing guessing games with budgets.

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  22. The problem with CEOs.. by whitroth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The real problem is the MBA degree, which i've been saying for 30 years is destroying the US. They're the ones with "long-term thinking" == "next quarter".

    In terms specifically of IT, I recently realized that the major problem was the complete idiocy, started AFAIK in the 80's, of declaring each part of the company "profit" or "cost" centers. Everywhere I've worked, if they had that, they kept trying to make IT a "profit" center... meaning charging other divisions for the work, leading to:
          a) other divisions buying their own equipment and software
          b) other divisions creating half-baked software to get around paying IT to do it, which is why you find
                            mind-bogglingly big spreadsheets instead of databases, and
          c) cut spending by IT on hardware, software, and, I mean, why would you want to spend all that money on
                          experienced people, we can hire two or three folks right out of college who are "fresh", or maybe outsource
                          it to Asia or eastern Europe for a quarter the price.....

                      mark "then there's HR...."

  23. Put it in words they understand by sirlark · · Score: 4, Funny

    Make the T-shirt and wear it to the office!

    MANAGEMENT is the BIGGEST COST CENTRE

  24. What is this, 1856? by Medievalist · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about BEST BUY they took the Geek Squad from good to the UP SELL Squad and caned most of the people who where real techs.

    Good god, man, that's barbaric! Wouldn't the stocks be more appropriate?

  25. CEOs are people who think IT is free magic by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

    "Angry Birds only cost me $0.99, why does a datacenter cost $20 million?"
    "What do you mean we need computers, mine works fine!" (coming from the guy who gets a new one every 3 months)
    "It's not like we really can get hacked, right? We have firedoors in the building."
    "It's 90% complete? We can fix it later, right?"
    "You don't make any money for the company, you just spend it on stuff. You're just red ink."
    "I want a cloud." "What do you mean it costs money? It's just out there, right?"
    "What do you mean buying Oracle is a bad idea? Synergy!"

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  26. News at 11... by rcharbon · · Score: 3, Informative

    CEOs pause from giving themselves another raise and more stock options to exercise their egos. In other news, sun rises in east.