Astronomers Fix the Astronomical Unit
gbrumfiel writes "The Astronomical Unit (AU) is known to most as the distance between the Earth and the Sun. In fact, the official definition was a much more complex mathematical calculation involving angular measurements, hypothetical bodies, and the Sun's mass. That old definition created problems: due to general relativity, the length of the AU changed depending on an observer's position in the solar system. And the mass of the Sun changes over time, so the AU was changing as well. At the International Astronomical Union's latest meeting, astronomers unanimously voted on a new simplified definition: exactly 149,597,870,700 meters. Nobody need panic, the earth's distance from the sun remains just as it was, regardless of whether it's in AUs, meters, or smoots."
The Astronomical Unit is the distence between Taco's anus and ball sack.
It's a FACT, folks...
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How many miles is that?
you'd think they could have rounded up to 150 gigameters.
if politicians can be SD-conservative, why can't astronomers? we all know that significance is precious and rare...
Nobody need panic, the earth's distance from the sun remains just as it was, regardless of whether it's in AUs, meters, or smoots."
I'm more concerned about the fact that the distance changes depending on where we are. That means that the Earth is moving, and I don't believe in that. It's more heliocentric non-sense by the astronomical community. What next; astronomical bodies that aren't perfectly spherical? The madness of the commoners, I tell you.
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What does the mass of the Sun have to do with the distance between the Sun and Earth?
Good grief! I'm having flashbacks to the lectures about units from my physics teacher!
Since the Earth's orbit around the Sun is eliptical it's _never_ the same, is it?
Have gnu, will travel.
Great, everyone in Eve is going to be missing jump gates, plowing through asteroid fields at warp. Going to be chaos.
Can someone come up with some sort of foot ball field to AU conversion chart or something?
Google still says: 1 Astronomical Unit = 149 598 000 000 meters 1 Astronomical Unit = 8.79057469 × 10^10 smoots
It's about fucking time they fixed it. Does this mean we'll be getting a three day weekend now (finally)?
Correct. This makes no sense.
... because it's not an SI unit.
I know it's a bit out, but I'd go for 149,896,229,000m - exactly 500 light-seconds.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
Our national debt is no longer astronomically high...
Now when I read an article about an Oort cloud object 10,000 AU from the Earth, I'll know to scrub off that extra 2000 km from my mental model.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
I mean, how many Libraries of Congress is this new measurement?
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
Now that it's "Fixed", it's technically an Astronomical Eunuch.
... lengths of football fields. Or school buses lined up end to end. Or number of King Georges standing with arms out stretched touching finger tips to finger tips stretching all the way from the center of Earth to center of Sun. That is the kind of units that makes sense. Not this convoluted French thingies that we don't even agree on the right way to spell, meter? metre? what the hell?
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Or more correctly, units of c times the period of "radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom". Let's get this down to fundamentals and not muck about with intermediate convenience units like "meters".
damn this is even easier to remember
150 billion meters
wow add a few meters and its suddenly not hard to forget....sides i am da man
We can rest easy now.
Where's my sock? There it is...
Hello,
I work for a company that makes graphical calculators... and we do handle AU.... and we just did a release...
and now we need to do another release to handle that new change...
crud!!
Almost as much as I love speeding to work in the morning @ 0.000000032 parsecs per leap year.
Excuse me, I'm going to go cook my lunch @ 69 million Joules per day.
Kerning adjustment would have taken care of it.
Nobody takes the trouble anymore...
Dave
If the distance is going to be bouncing around for various reasons it sounds like it isn't a good measurement. Personally I've always liked using light second as a measurement.
You'd think by now dumbass americans would be using a SANE measuring system. Why don't you dumb shits just measure it in football fields and be done with it?
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Why not 1 AU = 499.0047838 light seconds?
For some reason the first thing i thought of was this:
http://xkcd.com/927/
Which is only partially true... but lets face facts, there is a TONNE of old doco out there that'll depend on outdated AU measurements, so for decades astronomers will still be going "which AU unit are they using" (something engineers still deal with on a daily basis)
but I liked the idea of a constant that changed based on the day of the year...
the earth's distance from the sun remains just as it was
Or rather, the earth's distance from the sun changes constantly, but in the same way it always has.
There's no point in a unit (AU) being a large multiplier of another unit. We have an entire metric system for that (well, some of us do). The nice part about AU was precisely that it represented something dynamic. I don't always care how far away some asteroid is to the metre. I want to know how far it is relative to the sun.
Well it looks like Bing got it right and Google is wrong. How sad :-(
http://postimage.org/image/updgk8uaj/
...Now fix the kilogram.
If it's 93 million miles to the sun, then a number around 149 million meters is far too short. ...should read KILOmeters...
Really I think a nice round number like 150GM that's 'giga meters' that would be much nicer and easy to remember
As log as you're using SI units giga will always be 10^9.