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Trouble For Microsoft Developers With the Windows Store

An anonymous reader writes "This blog post from an un-happy Microsoft developer highlights many of the problems that developers are having with submitting to the new Windows store. His app, that won 2 App X challenges from Microsoft, has been rejected 6 times over 2 months with no clear indications as to the cause. This is even after going through a rigorous early-certification process. With Windows RT relying solely on apps from the store, and there being just over 7,000 apps total, Microsoft could have a big problem here."

232 comments

  1. only 7000 apps? by wardk · · Score: 5, Funny

    that's only like 3 per RT user?

    the horror

    1. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      preying on retards has always been profitable. says more about the customers than about apple.

    2. Re:only 7000 apps? by socceroos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This isn't an Apple only problem. With any delivery system, as soon as you hit critical mass people get lost in the din. Look at music, movies, books, etc. It's all the same and Microsoft will have the same problems if they too can get their store off the ground.

    3. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      If by 80% you mean 90%, and by "never been downloaded", you mean "downloaded every month", you're spot on!

      http://techcrunch.com/2012/09/12/ios-app-store-boasts-700k-apps-90-downloaded-every-month/

    4. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many times does this nonsense need to be debunked before idiots quit posting it?

    5. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He wasn't talking about the iOS AppStore, but thanks for adding to the confusion.

    6. Re:only 7000 apps? by tepples · · Score: 1

      If an application is downloaded once a month, how can the developer be making his annual fee back?

    7. Re:only 7000 apps? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Funny

      "preying on retards has always been profitable."

      Is that how Microsoft initially came to dominate?

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    8. Re:only 7000 apps? by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Another example of severe reading comprehension difficulty. Don't worry AC, one day you'll be able to use your real name. Maybe.

    9. Re:only 7000 apps? by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 2

      This is just like the console wars of the 80s! My console has over 500 games, yours only 100! HAHAHAHAHA!

    10. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This 7000 is made up of 4000 Fart apps and 2999 Flashlight apps. There is also 1 app for reporting Bluescreens.

    11. Re:only 7000 apps? by dbraden · · Score: 2

      Simple: not all apps earn enough to cover the annual fee. On the upside, developers aren't restricted to publishing just one app.

    12. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      90% downloaded every month ?? Is that a joke? very very improbable my friend... look, the Top 100, featured apps plus the game center feature that is maybe about 150 store front apps and these only visible apps make about 0.02% out of 700,000 apps in the store.

    13. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *than

    14. Re:only 7000 apps? by tepples · · Score: 1

      On the upside, developers aren't restricted to publishing just one app.

      I thought the developer fee was limited to a specific number of applications (five?), beyond which point each application carried an extra annual fee. Or maybe that was just the Windows Phone 7 store.

    15. Re:only 7000 apps? by ls671 · · Score: 2

      Fuck app stores without regards for their flavor!

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    16. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny, I looked up his info to prove you wrong, but 4 out of his top 5 tags are "!" and the other one is "fud". Why so negative (literally)? Apparently he is a bit of a holier-than-thou /. user, oh well.

    17. Re:only 7000 apps? by ls671 · · Score: 1

      Hum, I guess you make a point. Nevertheless, I like the term "cattle" better. Cattle is not necessary retard. It can have a lot of potential although not aware of it.

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    18. Re:only 7000 apps? by cbhacking · · Score: 2

      I don't own a Mac, so I've never even tried to develop for the iOS store or OS X store. However, I did look into the WP7 store. There was a (brief) time, ending almost two years ago, when you were limited to five *free* app submissions per annual fee. Paid apps didn't have this restriction, because MS would get a cut of the purchase price. The limit was quickly lifted to something like 100 app - high enough that even somebody who wanted to flood the market with junk would have to work pretty hard to hit the limit.

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    19. Re:only 7000 apps? by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, there is nothing about OSX or iOS that is remotely interesting or useful, and it's all just pretty enclosures making them $40B a year in profit. You are so right and all of Apple's engineers are incompetent!

      Implementing the first iPhone was about 1% ID, 5% hardware, and the rest software by resources. And whatever you think of it personally, it absolutely redefined the mobile industry and has been so ridiculously successful it made Apple the most valuable company in the world. Fools, indeed.

    20. Re:only 7000 apps? by ByteSlicer · · Score: 2

      that's only like 3 per RT user?

      Unless the pirates steal a couple of thousands, in which case it'd be even less.

    21. Re:only 7000 apps? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Funny

      The difference is that cattle don't have a sense of taste even though they may taste good.

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    22. Re:only 7000 apps? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I recently tried to use the Mac App store for the first time, and it's a complete UI disaster. Or it only has about 100 things in it, because those were the only ones that were easily discoverable by browsing. I could search and find specific applications if I knew I wanted them, but what do app developers get from Apple taking 30% of the purchase price if the potential customer has to be actively looking for their application? A credit card processor and a CDN cost a fraction of that. For small usage, PayPal or Google Checkout charge around 3% and you can host the data in Amazon's cloud and get a pretty scalable distribution system for a lot less than Apple charges (unless your app is free or no one ever buys it).

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    23. Re:only 7000 apps? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Why not just do it the way the eTailers like Amazon and Tigerdirect do it? Frankly I've bought more from those 2 than by any targeted ads because they follow a VERY simple formula, which is "Hey you bought X, people who bought X often bought Y-Z, BTW did you know we have Y-Z and have them on sale?" and what do you know I actually LIKE Y-Z and want them!

      This is why I've never understood why some sites just can't seem to get the customers as its soooo simple and frankly works well. For me I'll see parts that go with the parts I have bought, like a nice heatpipe cooler for my CPU, RAM that will fit my board, etc, my GF sees movies in the same vein as those she has bought, they show my mom cheesy horror serials which she just loves and buys constantly, its really not that hard!

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    24. Re:only 7000 apps? by Stuarticus · · Score: 2

      I hear there's this magical invention these days called "search". Try looking it up on the google.

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    25. Re:only 7000 apps? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      80% of Apple apps has never been downloaded, less then %1 earned more the $1000...

      And how many have been competently advertised? There is more to business than writing a program and making a website for it.

    26. Re:only 7000 apps? by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      That works well for computer parts (often bought together) and movies/TV shows, but I'm not sure how well it would work for app stores. Still, may be worth a try (WinPhone actually does something like this already - don't know about Google Play or iOS Store).

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    27. Re:only 7000 apps? by Gerinych · · Score: 0

      Your console has E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.

    28. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't enabling your app to be easily found part of the reason why you pay 30% of earnings to Apple? Or, wasn't that the point they made to get developers in the iOS bandwagon?

    29. Re:only 7000 apps? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      In general Amazon is anti privacy and Apple is pro privacy. Since they are in competition with Google it is to both Apple and Microsoft's advantages to emphasize the fact that they are not in the advertising business and don't sell customer information. If they were doing themselves the same sort of things Google and advertisers who buy data from Google do, it would be harder to make the case.

    30. Re:only 7000 apps? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      "Easy to find" doesn't mean everybody knows to look for it.
      I don't browse the Steam store looking for games with an interesting title and cover image. I hear about a game that seems interesting and use Steam to buy it.

      An app store doesn't make people want your app. It just makes things simpler for people that know what they want.

    31. Re:only 7000 apps? by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      I have the same problem with Google's Chrome App Store, NetFlix, Walmart, the local mall, my closet, the list goes on.

      You know what seems to work? Targeted advertising. I give them information about me - in return they tell me about things I might like (at least those items somebody pays to get shown to me).

      Recommendation engines also work but often show me unpopular things and I still have to give my info out.

      Apple uses "Genius" results. Google uses your profile if you're logged in. Netflix has its famous algorithms. As for my closet... When she cares my wife picks something out though she doesn't always do as good a job as the pros.

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    32. Re:only 7000 apps? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      I think you mean 80% of apps uploaded to the windows Store have not been downloaded...because they're stuck in the acceptance loop and not passed. See what the blogger said the Microsoft engineer said about thousands of apps being stuck, that's why it took so long for his app to fail each time he uploaded it - the servers are maxed out with a huge backlog of failures.

      Microsoft has a huge chance to alienate developers... and are embracing it wholeheartedly.

    33. Re:only 7000 apps? by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      The Mac App store is a disgrace. It's extremely hard to find things and there are so many products that are slimmed down to do rules. For example, one cannot buy a disk utility that has all the features of the standalone product due to various security rules. Crippled versions of antivirus software, drive genius, etc are present.

      Similarly, most games do not contain the network play features that a similar retail product or game on steam would have. They still charge nearly the same price for them though.

      I mostly use it for Apple products now.

    34. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck app stores without regards for their flavor!

      AMEN!

    35. Re:only 7000 apps? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      are you suggesting some random yahoo posting on an internet forum is not speaking from the highest point of wisdom and the final point of authority?

      i have to rethink my life...

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    36. Re:only 7000 apps? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Don't forget marketing. The only thing apple is good at is making pretty boxes to hold their crappy electronics that run 1/4 a well as real computers but cost three times as much, that only appeal to handlebar mustache wearing hipsters (both men and women) who ride penny farthing bicycles around all day instead of working, swinging their apple bags and smacking people in the face while cackling like Dr. Horrible and picturing how cool their apple box (they never open them or take anything out except for the stickers) will look on their retro-reproduction Eames coffee table, while listening to hipster bachelor space pad music and drinking "coffee" drinks that don't actually contain anything that doesn't have sugar in it so that a single drop, spilled on the floor, causes their genetically mutant purse dog to flip out and go around biting the throats of everyone at night which is just the baby sitter and the kids because the hipsters are now in jail due to smacking an off duty cop in the face with their Apple bag and he got really mad so he kicked over their Pennyfarthing and they fell rough the Apple store window and now apples pressing charges and only allowing them to buy apple tuff with that stupid blue and white Dalmatian patterns so the hipsters glad their hiding in jail.

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    37. Re:only 7000 apps? by zigfreed · · Score: 1

      A credit card processor and a CDN cost a fraction of that. For small usage, PayPal or Google Checkout charge around 3% and you can host the data in Amazon's cloud and get a pretty scalable distribution system for a lot less than Apple charges

      And Apple doesn't have Steam weekend sales.

      Simple test: go to itunes.com and steampowered.com. Which is going to sell what you have to offer?

    38. Re:only 7000 apps? by PyrousLavawalker · · Score: 2

      Have you every raised cattle? OMG they are dumber than a stump. The only sign of any brains I saw was when they played king of the hill with the hay and cow pie mountain we scraped up once a week to spread on the field. Hmm, maybe it was all there methane production making them dumb. Not enough oxygen to function.

    39. Re:only 7000 apps? by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      It's probably more then Apple's iTunes live apps. 80% of Apple apps has never been downloaded, less then %1 earned more the $1000... Apple is so technically incompetent that they utterly failed to provide any kind of discovery system for apps, therefore it is futile to develop for them anymore. Microsoft has a huge chance to win the developers here.

      An app store does not eliminate the need for marketing. Seriously, you can't get far in the world wihtout some form of advertising. "Release it and they will come" only applies to a very small niche of folks who know what they want. Most people don't, and if you invent something better (like say, a car), it won't succeed unless you start marketing it.

      Users don't discover apps. They may browse them out of curiousity, but the vast majority get their apps after learning about it from other places.

      Hell, that applies to most things in life as well. Just releasing sometihng as open-source won't make it popular, even if it fulfills the needs of a bunch of people - someone has to find it first.

      And most apps earning under $1000 isn't a big surprise - the big ones tend to have people actually doing some work and marketing their apps. Plus given around 50-70% of apps are free/freemium (which only has a 1% conversion rate), plus apps which are promotional tools moreso than apps for sales (e.g., Steam app, all those store/manufacturer/catalog apps, and I'm' sure Kindle/Kobo/Nook apps aren't designed to make money directly).

      And there's a lot of crap out there, as with any system. It happens all over the place - for every gem of an indie game, there's thousands of crap ones. For every good indie band, there's thousands of garage bands where the din of city traffic is more musical. Or YouTube.

      It's why a lot of Kickstarters fail, and why Ouya is going to have problems as well if everyone's crap game is going to be posted on it.

      And I'm pretty certain the 1% thing is probably consistent across Google Play and many other places as well (including well, running a business). It's only on highly-curated environments like Steam or consoles where the likelihood to make money is much higher (though also much harder).

      Windows App Store's advantage right now is that for the lazy, they can get in "on the ground floor". But when it gets popular, that 1% rule will apply as well.

    40. Re:only 7000 apps? by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Estimates put over 700,000 on Apple's appstore. Even if only 20% are active, that's still 140k, which is a great deal more than the 7000 (of which a similar percentage rule likely applies) available on Surface.

      I don't really get Microsoft here. They have this opportunity to use the strength of Windows openness as a development platform (in that anybody can develop for it without approval or fees) to do to tablets what Android did to smartphones (dominate the market). Instead, they're locking the thing down even tighter than Apple, and even pissing developers off by reserving a few rather blatant privileges for themselves (only Microsoft is allowed to developer RT desktop apps)...

      Microsoft is the newcomer to an established market here (Tablet PC was a non-starter), they're not going to make much headway trying to out-restrict Apple. Android only supplanted the iPhone because they took the opposite approach.

    41. Re:only 7000 apps? by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      When I bought my mac a few months ago, I had a list of software that I wanted to install. I had done my research, and so I knew what apps I wanted to start with. You know, I wanted Chrome as a browser, Cord as a remote desktop client, etc. Not one single piece of software that I wanted was available in the app store.

      From a user's perspective, getting stuff from the app store is nice since it unifies the update mechanisms, but it's not useful if there's no content.

    42. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I'm looking for an app for a specific category, I never start with the app store. I browse the web for lists of the top apps for a certain purpose. Those web sites with the lists and comparisons, those are where people are finding apps these days. Then I type the app name into the app store and download that one specific one I already know I want.

    43. Re:only 7000 apps? by tooyoung · · Score: 1

      narcc, is that you again? Now posting the same thing AC after getting smacked down last time?
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    44. Re:only 7000 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used the store to get an upgraded version of Garage Band. It was cheaper than buying the new iLife. For anything else, buy from the actual distributor.

    45. Re:only 7000 apps? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Google doesn't sell advertisers data, they use it for their own services. Google hordes the data for themselves, advertisers only get a secondary benefit from it via things like Adwords.

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    46. Re:only 7000 apps? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      There is no such constraint on the Apple stores, iOS or Mac.

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    47. Re:only 7000 apps? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      What does it have to do with privacy? People buy from your store, people who buy X often buy Y-Z, so offer them Y-Z, seems simple enough to me. You don't actually have to know the WHO bought Y-Z, only that people who buy X usually buy Y-Z, this can be done without invading user privacy easily enough by simply processing the raw data.

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    48. Re:only 7000 apps? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      That is precisely what Google and Amazon mostly do do. I agree with you I consider this innocuous but others do not. On the other hand Facebook uses relationship information like "people whose friends bought X often like Y" and that I do object to. My point is that right now Apple doesn't do that sort of thing and they do complain about Google doing it. I think keeping that door open with regard to privacy is worth more than the slightly more functional store.

    49. Re:only 7000 apps? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Well I agree the whole FB thing is just too damned creepy, but we are talking about appstores which frankly shouldn't be any different than Amazon or Tiger.

      You take the raw data, see that people who bought...oh lets say a mapping app, also bought an app that tells you about food and inns along the way, along with one that points out attractions along the trip many wouldn't know about. so when someone gets ready to buy the mapping app you say "Hey people that buy this also usually buy these other two...would you like to save some money by having us bundle those together? its cheaper that way?" and I bet most would go "Sure, that sounds nice, I'd like that" and everyone is happy, the appstore gets more sales, the customers get better deals, it works out for everyone.

      When that whole "targeted ads" stink came up I decided to let one browser in the shop through with ZERO blocking, just to see if with ALL the data they could do better...know what I found? they had a BAD case of "oops too late" as they would only show me ads for things I already bought and were no longer interested in, such as to this day I get ads for netbooks when I bought my netbook 6 months before the flood and frankly I'm happy with it, no need for another. Now compare this to the Tiger and Amazon emails, where they simply go "Hey you bought X, people who buy X usually buy Y-Z, did you know we have Y-Z on sale right now?" and frankly they've gotten a TON of sales from my family that way, they send emails with cute baby clothes to my GF so she can get stuff for the grandbaby, my mom gets told when any of the authors she likes puts out another book, like Patrica Briggs whom she loves to read, and I get told when there are sales on stuff like blank DVDs, flash sticks, and parts that will fit my desktop.

      It just seems like a no brainer to me, and its not like they don't already know who you are if you've bought products from them so why not just take the raw data, again no reason why they need to ID who bought what, and just make the connections? They get more sales, I don't have to pay full retail (in fact I've not paid full retail in years) and everybody is happy.

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    50. Re:only 7000 apps? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I agree that I find Amazon recommendation and their data mining a good thing. As you say I get better quality ads and they get better sales. We aren't disagreeing there. Where I am disagreeing is that everyone shares that opinion. People seem to vary pretty wildly on what degree on online privacy they want. How much they are willing to be tracked.

      Think about how popular things like Chrome's private browsing are, and what a total pain it would be for anyone else to have to renew every cookie every time you used your browser. On the other extreme otherwise very private people share a lot of information on things like Facebook.

      So I agree with your weightings while fully appreciating that not everyone agrees with your weightings.

    51. Re:only 7000 apps? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      But I think we are disagreeing not because of differing opinion, but misunderstanding. You see there is NO privacy implications when you process the raw data, because frankly i have to know absolutely NOTHING about you to do it, in fact it could be the first time to my store and you've never bought a thing!

      You see the data correlation would NOT come from individual users at all, but strictly from correlating which merchandise sells together. Its like selling charcoal with BBQs, I don't have to KNOW whether you like charcoal, hell for all I know you might prefer woodchips, all I have to KNOW is that when I sell this product MOST people also buy charcoal, therefor I should offer charcoal to you if you want to buy a BBQ.

      So anybody that would consider this a privacy problem simply wouldn't understand how it works, as i don't need to know if you are black or white, male or female, young or old, all I need to know is what products sell together most often so I can offer bundles. Its no different than how I offer a new wireless keyboard and mouse with new systems that I sell. do I KNOW you don't have a keyboard and mouse? Nope, hell you may have a much nicer one than me, but from my experience selling towers i have seen that MOST people who buy a tower ask about a keyboard and mouse, so by throwing those in its a nice value add for the customer and increases my sales.

      So again if they were to do it like Amazon and tiger I don't see how there would be any privacy problems. neither place knows anything about me other than my address and what my previous purchases were, but by looking at what most people bought at the same time they can get a good idea of what products should be offered while knowing very little or even nothing. I mean if I were buying a Blu ray burner, should they offer me diapers, or blank Blu ray discs? Obviously the later and I bet if you looked at the raw data more than 90% that buy a burner buy the discs too, so its simply looking at what products are most often bought together and bundling them, no need to know anything at all about the person buying anything.

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    52. Re:only 7000 apps? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Oh I see. Yes I agree if I'm looking at X and the system says "people who like X often buy Y" that's not a privacy problem.

      What I was talking about is where I had looked at A, B and C and it said... ah A,B and C are all X's and people looking for X often like D.

    53. Re:only 7000 apps? by mcmaddog · · Score: 1

      Dude, get back on the meds! ;)

    54. Re:only 7000 apps? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Exactly, you don't need to anything about the person saddling up to your register, just what products are most likely to sell together at the checkout. Hell stores have been doing this for years, putting little things like batteries that people often forget by the register so they see them and go "Oh I need batteries for my remote" and it increases sales. For an appstore this approach is PERFECT as they can simply look at what apps sell together and offer bundle deals. Do people that buy Plants VS Zombies also buy Angry Birds? Well offer those in a bundle!

      As a retailer I can tell you there is a TON of things you can learn without needing to know a damned thing about the actual person, for example I always suggest if someone wants a new video card that they have me buy them a power supply...why? Do I KNOW they have a weak power supply? Nope but I know that OEMs typically shortchange on the power supply and since graphics cards pull more power than an IGP I nearly always have to change one when I add the other so voila! I got that proved again to me on Saturday, when I opened up a customers computer to put in a new graphics card and sure enough...they had a 165w PSU in a quad core system, I swear to God a lousy 165w in an Athlon quad! But since I already knew this was likely and had told the customer so he had me order a nice 500w PSU and all was good.

      So they don't really need to invade anybody's privacy, simply look at the data from the checkout and spot the patterns, that will give them more than enough to increase sales without needing to be creepy like FB. What you are describing is the FB way and I agree, its creepy. But even then if you are on a page looking at X and most people who buy X also buy Y-Z the smart thing would be to show links to Y-Z, again don't need to know if you are interested or not, just putting like products together, no different than you do in a real B&M store.

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  2. "could have a big problem" by Chas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Uhm. The OS is released and there's major dumb-fuckery going on in their online store, the ONLY place you can buy apps from for certain versions of the new OS.

    That's not a "could have a big problem" thing.

    That's a "HAS a big problem" thing.

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    1. Re:"could have a big problem" by socceroos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see this tablet/phone foray as one of Microsoft's last rolls of the dice. If this doesn't work then they'll be marginalized sooner rather than later. I know its been 'heralded' for too long, but we are actually seeing a shift in the primary use of computers. PCs, like it or not are fast heading towards niche status.

      I advise you to now swallow a few grains of salt.

    2. Re:"could have a big problem" by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's a "HAS a big problem" thing.

      Problem, n.: A feature. -- The New Ballmer Dictionary

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    3. Re:"could have a big problem" by wvmarle · · Score: 2

      Quality over quantity any time.

      However too little quantity is not good - both Apple and Google have about 100 time more apps in their stores... MS has a long way to go.

      And somehow I hope they make it. Not that I care much about MS as such, it'd be great to have a third viable competitor in this market. And MS Is pretty much the only company that I can think of that could pull that off.

    4. Re:"could have a big problem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've been working in the same building as the group developing the Windows Store, and this is a bit surprising. They've been putting a *LOT* of work into it for quite some time, and it seems well-organized, but I'm not a developer myself so that's just my impression.

    5. Re:"could have a big problem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Meh, this is all part of the plan!

      A few people will buy the Surface and they'll say "My God! Tablets are just awful! I vow to stick with PCs and never look at anything else ever!" Problem solved.

    6. Re:"could have a big problem" by caballew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't see MS and/or PCs being marginalized simply because business won't adopt Win 8 RT if it means their in-house software as well as other specialized software can't be used unless MS approves it in their App store. This might affect individuals but not business clients from small business to enterprise clients. With these restrictions, development for Android will only grow while development for Win 8 RT will whither after the initial rush of early development. Sorta like how SPARC and DEC lost out in the business desktop and small server application race; poor business model equals failure. There are still way too many businesses using XP that haven't even upgraded to Win7 because of legacy and in-house software .

    7. Re:"could have a big problem" by JMJimmy · · Score: 0

      He's short, bald, really kind of a douche, and is determined to run Microsoft into oblivion.

      http://scm-l3.technorati.com/11/01/31/25951/steve-ballmer.jpg

    8. Re:"could have a big problem" by epine · · Score: 1

      I know its been 'heralded' for too long, but we are actually seeing a shift in the primary use of computers. PCs, like it or not are fast heading towards niche status.

      You mean like The Beatles after Kurt Cobain? People under the age of 25 have this peculiar habit of assigning anything that's not the automatic topic of conversation to niche status. Such as the internal combustion engine in the era of alternative energy. Gasoline is pretty niche these days. And this is almost true: it will never again be the locus of the next big thing.

      The 109,000-horsepower WÃrtsilÃ-Sulzer RTA96-C, which first set sail in the Emma Mærsk in 2006, weighs in at a rotund 2,300 tons, and it's 44-feet tall and 90-feet long.

      When do you think they'll ship their last unit? When do you think you'll next walk into your local Walmart, and not a single item in the store was shipped from China in a cargo ship powered by this engine, or its near relatives? When do you think that most of what you find if your local Walmart was not transported by such an engine? But if your Mercedes SUV no longer sports an internal combustion engine, then I guess internal combustion is niche.

      When do you think that mobile application development will be 90% self-hosted? Ever? Pretty soon we'll grow our first pate de foie gras in a yeast vat, and the year after someone on Slashdot will describe the livestock industry as "niche", while "70% of agricultural land and 30% of the global land area" are still used for livestock production and dimpled by cloven hoof prints.

      One could also describe earthworms as "niche", if one means by niche so super important that humanity itself is the afterthought in this equation. To describe generalists and their draught horses as "niche" buggers the word so badly its rectum flops out. Niche is not the antonym to lemming predilections.

    9. Re:"could have a big problem" by fm6 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why do you think that another mobile failure will marginalize MS? None of the previous ones did. Are you under the impression that everybody's going to throw away their PC and start using a tablet? That's not what's happening. PC sales are stagnant because the market's saturated. Tablet sales are booming because it's new use case that users are just beginning to move to. One is not being replaced by the other.

      It's true that this is going to hurt MS. But they'll still collect a tithe for every non-Mac PC sold, and they'll still sell a lot of server licenses. As these markets saturate, they will cease to make MS uber-profitable, but these markets are still big, and will remain so — as will Microsoft.

    10. Re:"could have a big problem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He's short, bald, really kind of a douche, and is determined to run Microsoft into oblivion.

      If 6'5" is "short," I'd hate to see what "tall" is.

    11. Re:"could have a big problem" by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Uhm. The OS is released and there's major dumb-fuckery going on in their online store, the ONLY place you can buy apps from for certain versions of the new OS.

      That's not a "could have a big problem" thing.

      That's a "HAS a big problem" thing.

      Are people scooping up Windows 8?

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    12. Re:"could have a big problem" by socceroos · · Score: 1

      I appreciate your well described strawman. However, I believe you've missed my point. 'Smart' devices (read: tablets/phones) are already outpacing PC counterparts in terms of raw sales. Their relevance increases as more people use them more frequently than their PCs. Now, what has this got to do with my suggestion of Microsoft being marginalized? Well, they're not in the game, are they?

      Am I saying you won't be using a PC when you head into work tomorrow? Nope. Was that what I was suggesting...at all? Nope.

    13. Re:"could have a big problem" by ne0n · · Score: 1

      You'd think we could collectively shut our internet-enabled mouths for a year and let this RT abortion gasp its last few breaths. Let MS pump some cash into it, prop up the hardware division, subsidize a few thousand Playbooks -- err, meant Surfaces. Then at a packed (thanks to the free sea-bass and pumpkin juice) "developers" meeting, Steve could make a sweaty chair-throwing announcement and they'd finally give up, redacting press releases to pretend it never happened.

      That would be the right thing for us to do. MS hoist by their own greedy petard. Welcome to my ignore list, RT.

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    14. Re:"could have a big problem" by cbhacking · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For those who prefer metric, that's about 195.6 cm. He's well above 99th percentile for height. Big, too. Kind of an imposing-looking guy, in fact.

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    15. Re:"could have a big problem" by Trilkin · · Score: 1

      Why is this marked troll? Jesus Christ, Slashdot - what is wrong with you?

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    16. Re:"could have a big problem" by Flayed_Banana · · Score: 0

      Problem, n.: Only found in the user. -- The Standard Operating Procedure Manual for Apple.

    17. Re:"could have a big problem" by bedouin · · Score: 1

      The bigger they come, the harder they get stabbed.

    18. Re:"could have a big problem" by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you under the impression that everybody's going to throw away their PC and start using a tablet?

      Nope, but I ain't gonna buy any PC/Laptop/Tablet/Smartphone with Win8 either.

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    19. Re:"could have a big problem" by gtall · · Score: 1

      MS has an intel based tab due for delivery in 2 month and apps for it can be side-loaded. Businesses will probably suck on these, unless winders 8 proves to be too much of a pain in the arse.

    20. Re:"could have a big problem" by gtall · · Score: 1

      I do not think it is clear how much the new smart devices are cannibalizing PC sales. They seem to be but I do not think there are any really good studies yet. Once we know that, we can see how much PCs will be taken down a peg....or not. In the PC world, MS will still dominate by hook or, more likely, by crook. What scares them is a new product category based on computing devices but so far devoid of their malware.

    21. Re:"could have a big problem" by Chas · · Score: 1

      I see this tablet/phone foray as one of Microsoft's last rolls of the dice. If this doesn't work then they'll be marginalized sooner rather than later. I know its been 'heralded' for too long, but we are actually seeing a shift in the primary use of computers. PCs, like it or not are fast heading towards niche status.

      I advise you to now swallow a few grains of salt.

      Uh yeah...no. This is just a vaguely redressed "The PC is dying." argument.

      The PC has been "dying" for the last 30+ years. It's harder to kill than my grandmother (had a bunch of major strokes back in the mid-80's and a host of doctors over the next 15 years told her she didn't have 5 years left, she outlived all of them and didn't die until late 2011).

      PCs aren't heading towards niche ANYTHING.

      As a primary productivity platform, with one in front of just about everybody on the planet, there's no longer room for explosive growth.
      This means people will be on a 3-7 year upgrade cycle and there'll be some market normalization as people who simply don't need the power a PC puts in their hands migrate off to something less.

      Whereas media CONSUMPTION devices, like tablets, still have relatively low percentile market penetration. So there's at least potential for explosive growth.

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    22. Re:"could have a big problem" by Chas · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's commenting on specific anatomical areas.

      Though how he'd know this for a fact raises some fairly creepy notions.

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    23. Re:"could have a big problem" by Chas · · Score: 1

      It'll live 18-36 months and die horribly.

      Like just about every non-x86 platform Microsoft has made a foray into.

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    24. Re:"could have a big problem" by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, looking at the whole app approval failure, it seems the problem is that they are trying too hard to copy Apple.

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    25. Re:"could have a big problem" by Stalks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is one guys story about a single app. I think I will reserve judgement.

    26. Re:"could have a big problem" by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Hate to break it to you, but WinCE on non-x86 is doing OK, powering all sorts of devices like sat-navs.

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    27. Re:"could have a big problem" by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      but once profits start to drop, Microsoft might be profitable but investors will start to walk away, and the share price will drop, and that will make people panic, and then Microsoft executives (who have millions of shares and will see the red) will start to do crazy things.

      Look at Nokia for an example - symbian and feature phones are hugely profitable, yet the CEO says "they're sh*t" and next thing you know, they're not selling anything and are heading for ecven more layoffs and probably a takeover from Microsoft or Apple for peanuts. Do you think Ballmer could manage to achieve this? You bet.

    28. Re:"could have a big problem" by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Ah but the growing markets (China, India, Africa, South America) are not buying PCs but ARE buying Smart Phones and Tablets.

      The pie is getting bigger every day and PCs are not keeping up.

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    29. Re:"could have a big problem" by Chas · · Score: 1

      Ah but the growing markets (China, India, Africa, South America) are not buying PCs but ARE buying Smart Phones and Tablets.

      The pie is getting bigger every day and PCs are not keeping up.

      Honestly. Smart phones and tablets are essentially media "consumption" devices.

      Not everyone needs the full functionality a desktop or laptop PC gives them.

      That's fine. But it doesn't mean these devices are going to kill the PC. They're simply going to push out their own market niche, with some overlap.

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    30. Re:"could have a big problem" by Chas · · Score: 2

      Well, there's the whole "No plan survives contact with the enemy." thing going on.

      They can do all sorts of studies and modelling and focus group testing and STILL have stuff get broke all to hell by the general populace.

      And, organized or not, there's always the possibility that the development and implementation teams quite simply didn't fully grasp the product they were trying to deliver nor the processes required to deliver it in a usable format.

      So you get things like "Your apps is great! It's stellar! We want it in the market so bad! So we're going to expedite this by refusing to put it up. Oh. And we don't have a reason why. Uhh...Oh look! SQUIRREL!" *Wildhandwaving*

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    31. Re:"could have a big problem" by Chas · · Score: 1

      Note: I said "just about".

      And please don't pretend that WinCE doesn't suffer from "Neither fish nor fowl nor good red herring" issues either.

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    32. Re:"could have a big problem" by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      I won't ;) I've seen WinCE, even written some (very very basic demo) apps for it. If you want a good looking app, it's horrible to develop. If you want easy to develop, the result looks so bad you'll wish to have your eyes removed.

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    33. Re:"could have a big problem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The PC in the sense of "Personal Computer" will be replaced with phones. With it will go the manager's computer and the laptops used by marketing and sales people.

      The Desktop PC (the tower form factor) on the other hand will always be popular with hobbiests (gamers) and people in R&D positions. But many of those may as well be laptops, or phones with peripherals (as the power gap between form factors narrows).

      IT will probably also have some towers doing the job of a server/mainfraim but on a shoestring budget.

    34. Re:"could have a big problem" by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Somebody who owns a smartphone, laptop, and tablet technically has their smart devices outpacing their PCs two to one, but they probably still use their PC for the same stuff they did before...

      I love my smartphone, but it's replacing my feature phone, not my desktop.

    35. Re:"could have a big problem" by fm6 · · Score: 1

      But you're not ruling out buying a PC with Windows7? How about the do-over replacement for Windows 8 which will appear in a few years? My point being that failing to expand into new markets doesn't end MS's dominance of existing markets.

    36. Re:"could have a big problem" by fm6 · · Score: 1

      MS has been doing crazy shit for as long as I remember. As long as people buy PCs, they''ve got a guaranteed revenue stream. That's the difference between MS and Nokia: nobody ever had to buy a Symbian phone just to make a phone call.

    37. Re:"could have a big problem" by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Why do you think that another mobile failure will marginalize MS?

      I don't think so (I'm not the GP), but Microsoft does. Or, do you have any other explanation for why they are betting the farm on mobile?

      I don't know why Microsoft thinks that, by the way. Or, if the reason is indeed the one they claim, I completely disagree with them.

    38. Re:"could have a big problem" by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Yes, because you should make assumptions because on one report from an anonymous source.

      This is probably no different than the douche who was bitching about iOS approval a few days ago when what he was doing was clearly without a doubt against the rules of the iOS app store.

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    39. Re:"could have a big problem" by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      So you think that an object that not everyone owns selling more than an object that everyone already owns at least one of is an indicator?

      By that definition, cars are a niche compared to smart phones!

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    40. Re:"could have a big problem" by fm6 · · Score: 1

      They're not betting the farm. Windows isn't going to cease to be the dominant desktop OS just because of one disastrous release. I mean, ME? Vista?

    41. Re:"could have a big problem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you under the impression that everybody's going to throw away their PC and start using a tablet?

      Nope, but I ain't gonna buy any PC/Laptop/Tablet/Smartphone with Win8 either.

      The Universe just shuddered ...

  3. Clearly this is Apple's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    First they reject apps on their own store, now they're rejecting apps on Microsoft's store! When will the insanity end?

    1. Re:Clearly this is Apple's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      de nae wonder. The soundness of the policy will no doubt benefact the benefactors.

    2. Re:Clearly this is Apple's fault by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, MS already copied everything else from Apple. This shouldn't come as a surprise.

    3. Re:Clearly this is Apple's fault by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      de nae wonder. The soundness of the policy will no doubt benefact the benefactors.

      And leave the users feeling benefact.

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  4. Existing Functionality. by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 3, Funny

    I tried to submit and app called the Windows Store but it was rejected because it duplicated the existing functionality of the Apple App Store.

    1. Re:Existing Functionality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's more like, "What did he add to the app?" It's not the original version. Waaaaaa! They won't except my app with it's new malware!

  5. Developers by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    Developers! Developers! Developers!

    Developers?

    [sound of crickets]

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    1. Re:Developers by wvmarle · · Score: 2

      They're all working on Android and iOS already!

    2. Re:Developers by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      Developers! Developers! Developers!

      Developers?

      [sound of crickets]

      The War Cry of Microsoft if about to change. They are shortening it a bit:
      ELOPERS! ELOPERS! ELOPERS!
      Please come back?!

    3. Re:Developers by c0lo · · Score: 1

      This blog post from an un-happy Microsoft developer highlights

      Developers! Developers! Developers!

      Developers?

      [sound of crickets]

      Are there any happy Microsoft developers?

      [sound of crickets]

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    4. Re:Developers by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Developers! Developers! Developers!

      Developers?

      [sound of crickets]

      Are there any happy Microsoft developers?

      [crickets suddenly STFU]

      there, fixed that for you.

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  6. I really tried to care... by TWX · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...honestly, but between Apple's psychotic terms and Google's loose terms leading to virus problems, I really just don't care. Someone will come up with a third-party installer that won't require any kind of permission or certification from Redmond, and since the bulk of people who'll have a snowball's chance in hell of actually noticing this deficiency will use that third-party loader, it won't really matter. If anything it'll allow for a separation between the mundane, boring user and the geek, techie, nerd, what have you.

    Is post-geek a label? As in, one who used to pay attention to the excessive details of digging deep into how something works, but now has graduated into the realization that one can do whatever one needs to do with just about any tools or platform or system and no longer has a need to scrutinize so strongly because one's skills are good enough to weather any circumstances regardless of the technological changes?

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    1. Re:I really tried to care... by wvmarle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In between those I strongly prefer Google's terms.

      First of all the Play Store has little virus issues. No idea on numbers, but it's not that I hear often about viruses in apps. Certainly the more popular apps are generally safe. And Apples app store is also not 100% clean, the vetting process is far from perfect.

      I don't use third-party stores, but I have installed software directly from an app vendor's site. And have installed my own apps directly on my phone, without any issues. Having these possibilities is great. Being limited to a single store, and not being able to easily install apps in any other way, that just sucks.

      Even if the Play Store started vetting their apps, then still not much lost as you're not limited to that store. There are alternatives. Unfortunately MS decides to go the Apple way - forgetting how the openness of Windows is part of what made the platform so ubiquitous.

    2. Re:I really tried to care... by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is post-geek a label? As in, one who used to pay attention to the excessive details of digging deep into how something works, but now has graduated into the realization that one can do whatever one needs to do with just about any tools or platform or system and no longer has a need to scrutinize so strongly because one's skills are good enough to weather any circumstances regardless of the technological changes?

      Not everyone's skills are good enough.
      But TWX (665546), you're not alone.
      There is hope and there is help: Ask Slashdot: Rectifying Nerd Arrogance?

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    3. Re:I really tried to care... by deblau · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You aren't post-geek, you've just graduated past the larval stage. :P

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    4. Re:I really tried to care... by girlintraining · · Score: 2

      Is post-geek a label? As in, one who used to pay attention to the excessive details of digging deep into how something works, but now has graduated into the realization that one can do whatever one needs to do with just about any tools or platform or system and no longer has a need to scrutinize so strongly because one's skills are good enough to weather any circumstances regardless of the technological changes?

      No, it's called maturity. It can happen as early as your late 20s, but typically it takes until the mid-30s to manifest. Other symptoms include being in bed by midnight, not being as good as you remember at first-person shooter games, and drinking coffee with a reasonable amount of sugar and creamer rather than dumping the lot into every cup and having a quarter-inch of sludge at the bottom.

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    5. Re:I really tried to care... by sincewhen · · Score: 2

      "post geek" - Interesting. But in my own case it is more like "too old and too cranky to put up with time-wasting crap any more".

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    6. Re:I really tried to care... by jyx · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, it's called maturity. It can happen as early as your late 20s, but typically it takes until the mid-30s to manifest. Other symptoms include being in bed by midnight, not being as good as you remember at first-person shooter games

      Please stop stalking me.

    7. Re:I really tried to care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I munge what you're grokking there, jargon file!

    8. Re:I really tried to care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are lots of third party installers that work well.... yum, brew, rpm....

    9. Re:I really tried to care... by LordNightwalker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is post-geek a label? As in, one who used to pay attention to the excessive details of digging deep into how something works, but now has graduated into the realization that one can do whatever one needs to do with just about any tools or platform or system and no longer has a need to scrutinize so strongly because one's skills are good enough to weather any circumstances regardless of the technological changes?

      Indeed, if you're more obsessed with your tools than with your work, you might want to reconsider your priorities. Still, doesn't mean you have to be content with inferior tools. Just realize that in the end what matters is that they allow you to work more productively and deliver better quality; if your search for a productivity boosting tool results in not getting anything done, you're doing it wrong.

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    10. Re:I really tried to care... by TWX · · Score: 1

      I guess mine started in my early to mid twenties, and I had finished the transition by my mid to late twenties. I stopped upgrading computers without reason, started building things out of what was available and still had it meet my needs, and expanded into playing with other types of things outside of electronics. I also got married in my mid to late twenties.

      I started to suspect something when I concluded that Myspace and later Facebook are just reinventions of Livejournal, which was just some fancy blogging and messaging software, which going back is just a reincarnation of Usenet and Fidonet. Same as it ever was.

      I feel that the last particularly major technological shift was the widespread adoption of cellular telephones in the early 2000s, allowing everyone to be connected in some fashion or another just about wherever they are. Before that it was when paper filing switched to electronic databases. One can argue that this happened for non-technical businesses slightly after electronic mail became widespread, so, eighties to nineties. I think that the next major shift will be how television content is delivered. Most modern Blu-ray players have some form of network connectability, and many are allowing one to retrieve content from the Internet in a fashion previously only available to on-demand pay-per-view. There are also third party devices and software packages that allow one to connect to dozens and dozens of media sources, including many with full episodes. If current market leaders want to stay on top then they need to find a way to publish their catalogues online in this fashion, where one can literally on-demand watch just about anything in existence, with ads instead of having to pay for it, or paying nominally for it and completely without ads. If broadcast remains in existence for non-live content, it would only be to serve to distribute content universally widely without consuming a whole bunch of network bandwidth, as compared to thousands of routers and millions of devices communicating in a smart fashion. That many networks still do not have their programming online *cough*CBS*cough* it's hard to justify watching their shows when I can't watch them on my time.

      Wow, that went off into left field. Anyway, most of what's "new" is just old reimplemented. Actual "new" is rare.

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    11. Re:I really tried to care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't use third-party stores, but I have installed software directly from an app vendor's site. And have installed my own apps directly on my phone, without any issues. Having these possibilities is great. Being limited to a single store, and not being able to easily install apps in any other way, that just sucks.

      I do recommend the Amazon app store.

      They have a Free App of The Day where they give away a non-free app for free.
      Most times the app is so-so, but occassionally you get a real gem.

  7. I shop at the Linux App Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where everything is free and wonderful all the time.

    1. Re:I shop at the Linux App Store by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      ... on the mystical Debian island where all the computers are free and none of them work quite right...

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    2. Re:I shop at the Linux App Store by dmbasso · · Score: 1

      You have a point there, but let's see our options:
      1 - software that is free (as in I can improve it if I need to), even if buggy, and usually made with passion;
      2 - software that restricts our actions as much as it can get with, usually just for the sake of money.

      I've been choosing 1 almost exclusively for more than a decade and I feel happy about it, despite the occasional frustration with bugs.

      The second option is a reflection of our greed-oriented society, with all its DMCA, SOPA, PIPA, DRM, WGA, TPM, EUFI-restricted bootloaders, EULAs and ToSs, etc. Was any of these designed to improve your quality of life? No, they were designed to identify any possible advantage they could take from you, and fuck you in the ass big time. It's your decision to keep feeding them.

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    3. Re:I shop at the Linux App Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of virgins to sacrifice too, if the volcano gods still accept cheeto-dust covered fat men

    4. Re:I shop at the Linux App Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how is this different from the Microsoft island where the computers are moderately priced and none of them work quite right, or the Apple island where the computers are expensive and still don't work quite right except at a superficial level?

      Sure, a lot of open source software is shit. But the same is true of all software. People complain that Linux GUIs have inconsistent interfaces, but somehow it's fine when Microsoft blatantly ignore their own UI guidelines and Apple change theirs with every release. People complain that open-source software has a bad user experience, and then corporations pay millions in licensing fees for "enterprise" software that makes vi look positively intuitive.

      It's not open source that's bad. It's software in general.

  8. Poor, poor, poor microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I never thought of it before: All of the developers for windows are trying to get their apps submitted into the store right now. Do you know what percentage of windows developers were good enough to even figure out Visual basic? Like maybe 25%? Now they have to review all fo those apps? Sweet sweet karma! Can Zend and Oracle open up a app stores too?? Thank you God, I always knew you existed!

    1. Re:Poor, poor, poor microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No we aren't. I work in what is 99% a windows shop. We have zero interest in RT (or 8 until our customers start asking for it) but are working on a mobile client... for iPad and android.

  9. Offtopic, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else annoyed by the fact that the latest logo has Pac-Man eating ghosts that aren't running away?

    Mod me down if you must, but surely the logo is more interesting than the tenth Windows 8 story in the past 24 hours.

  10. Copying Apple again! by GrahamCox · · Score: 0

    Sounds pretty much like the experience you get on the Mac App Store as well. Can't Microsoft do anything without copying?

    (Seriously, the MAS staff are some of the most arrogant assholes I've had to deal with from that company, and that's saying something!)

  11. "Fix security at any cost." by hessian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most computer users don't want a Wild West computer experience. They want a safe, functional one where the computer interface is as inobtrusive as possible. They want as little burden on their consciousness as possible, so they can focus on what they want to use the computer to do in the first place.

    When you have an audience like that, expect tradeoffs. Less flexibility, more stability. Fewer options, more consistency. And now, the days of downloading random bits of code are over.

    For 90% of the users out there, this will be a great experience. The rest will dual-boot...

    1. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What your saying isn't translating. In the case of Microsoft/Windows the less restrictive platform won. Apple barely survived the 1990s. Then you have the phones. While Apple has a significant market share it isn't winning the war. Again the less restrictive platform is winning. All of this despite all the apps for the iPhone and its near ubiquity (if we were to believe the media hype). The fact is Android is winning the largest market segment despite all the clamor about it being difficult to develop for due to fragmentation. That's just propaganda from the other side. Microsoft and Apple in particular is damm good at it.

      GNU/Linux on the desktop is still a work in progress mainly because no significant entity has developed the critical pieces necessary for it to take off in the mainstream. The only company really working on this is ThinkPenugin- a small company which has actually gotten REALLY far compared to any other larger multi million dollar operation. Everybody else has looked at solving the GNU/Linux 'problem' from the wrong angle. It's not just the applications today. It's the support stupid. You got to solve that. ThinkPenguin's done it through selling of freedom friendly hardware. That's not something you can find readily from ANY other source. Stuff that is truly freedom friendly works better. It's just a matter of this company scaling its operations to hit a mainstream audience. What they've proved is you can hit 50% of the mainstream today. 80% if various business applications were developed or ported. You don't know 80% though to be sucessful so the main thing is simply supporting the GNU/Linux desktop with technical support and hardware that "just works" with recent and long term support editions of distributions like Ubuntu, Linux Mint, and even Trisquel (a completely free version of GNU/Linux).

    2. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most computer users don't want a Wild West computer experience. They want a safe, functional one where the computer interface is as inobtrusive as possible. They want as little burden on their consciousness as possible, so they can focus on what they want to use the computer to do in the first place.

      When you have an audience like that, expect tradeoffs. Less flexibility, more stability. Fewer options, more consistency. And now, the days of downloading random bits of code are over.

      For 90% of the users out there, this will be a great experience. The rest will dual-boot...

      You found this pearl of wisdom out of your ass ?
      I find it very funny how people tend to generalize with no proof whatsoever so they can push their agenda.

    3. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      Most computer users don't want a Wild West computer experience. They want a safe, functional one where the computer interface is as inobtrusive as possible.

      I dispute that. Once they get mildly comfortable they hear about things they can do and WANT to do them at any cost. That's when installing X software comes in. If you can assure them that every type of "X software" will be available in their app stores, I guess they won't have a problem. But if the app is somehow there but out of reach, I think you will have some inconvenienced users.

      For the average user, being able to use something when they want beats security concerns every time. Security only becomes a factor when it affects usability.

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    4. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by klingers48 · · Score: 1

      You found this pearl of wisdom out of your ass ? I find it very funny how people tend to generalize with no proof whatsoever so they can push their agenda.

      You'd be shocked and amazed, but some of us, even who work in IT and are surrounded by computing in every facet of our lives, can actually believe this.

      Most people I know who have interested largely outside computing will generally take the path of least resistance.

    5. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Historically, in the end openness wins. The IBM/PC won by allowing anyone to design and build hardware for it. Microsoft won by allowing anyone to write code for their crappy OS. My guess is restricted phones are a fad, it won't last more than a few more generations. People want to use phones for everything, and you can bet they'll sooner or later want to run inhouse code that barely works.

    6. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by gigaherz · · Score: 1

      Even then, most users are like "my computer is slow again, clean it for me" and don't care if it's slow because they didn't remember to skip the software bundled in most freeware apps nowdays, or because that app they saw in a banner that adds funny animated wallpapers is actually also stealing your processing power (and the electricity required for it). What I mean is, even when it affects usability, they don't really care about security, they just care about doing what they want to do, when they want to do it.

    7. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For the average user, being able to use something when they want beats security concerns every time. Security only becomes a factor when it affects usability."

      And this is why anti-malware companies are so profitable these days.

      You gotta protect the users from themselves.

    8. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by fredprado · · Score: 1

      That is mostly false. People want features they judge useful and are not that worried about eventual crashes, as long as they are not too frequent or too critical. The success of IBM PC desktops and Windows is a proof of this.

      More often than not, the common user will get much more distressed when he sees an application that does something he wants and does not run in his machine than he would get by a buggy program.

    9. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dual boot...is what I call it when I kicked microsoft and apple out.

    10. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 0

      Most computer users don't want a Wild West computer experience. They want a safe, functional one where the computer interface is as inobtrusive as possible. They want as little burden on their consciousness as possible, so they can focus on what they want to use the computer to do in the first place.

      This must be why Debian Stable is the world's most popular desktop oerating system.

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    11. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the "as little burden on their consciousness as possible" part?

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    12. Re:"Fix security at any cost." by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      Most computer users don't want a Wild West computer experience. They want a safe, functional one where the computer interface is as inobtrusive as possible. They want as little burden on their consciousness as possible, so they can focus on what they want to use the computer to do in the first place.

      That's true of the average home user, which is why the walled-garden experience has been accepted on the iPhone and iPad. It is not true of power users, and is also not true of most businesses. These users expect to be able to install whatever they want. (In the case of businesses, the control over what gets installed generally rests in the hands of the IT department, not end-users – but they want to have this control internally, not beg Microsoft for permission to run the programs they need.)

  12. Is this app really necessary? by Animats · · Score: 2

    "Swipe or scroll through a continuous collage of all your photos, dynamically generated as you browse. The layout is different every time, bringing your attention to new photos each time you browse a folder."

    Nobody is going to miss that.

  13. NOTHER NOVEL IDEA !! DON'T SUBMIT CRAP APPS !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And ye shallovercome !!

    Don't give the man a chance to keep you down !!

    Amen !!

  14. Speaking of idiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he should run the Windows App Certification Kit tests

    Try reading the article. He talks about how his results from running WACK on his own machine differed from the results obtained from the review process, and the frustration that occurred because Microsoft does not provide verbose reporting back on what actually went wrong.

  15. Re:this guy is an idiot by cbhacking · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No, pretty sure *you* are the idiot here. If you'd actually RTFA, instead of whatever brief skim you took, you'd have seen that the guy ran WACK every time... and that it always ran clean on his system. He eventually got a failure out of it by running his VM's performance down to the Win8 mimum specs, but even after fixing that he continued getting unexplained errors from the certification process that didn't show up on his local system.

    Also, WACK failed to catch a very simple and obvious thing - a piece of dev/test code that he'd left in a constructor, which will crash the app when run if installed from the store - that it clearly should have. That's exactly the kind of thing that static analysis should have found.

    I'm rather shocked by Microsoft's failures, here. Usually, they're very good with dev tools and communication. Not this time, it seems. You'd think they'd have learned from the problems Apple had... it almost feels like they're trying to repeat Apple's mistakes too.

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  16. helpful people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "every person that I talked to personally was always helpful"

    What are you talking about? You just got done saying that everyone you contacted either didn't get back to you, or didn't give you any explanation about why your app keeps failing with no useful error message. You call that helpful?

  17. Developers, Developers, Developers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Steve Ballmer to Developers: Drop Dead

  18. Re:this guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you read the post? He ran the tests.

  19. Nothing suspends correctly by tepples · · Score: 1

    - Performance: Make sure that your app suspends correctly.

    If an application that uses code provided by Microsoft to save a single string doesn't "suspend correctly", then what application does "suspend correctly"?

    1. Re:Nothing suspends correctly by mov_eax_eax · · Score: 1

      suspend correctly is that in a machine with low memory, slow cpu the application suspends in less than 2 seconds. at least to pass the test.

    2. Re:Nothing suspends correctly by tepples · · Score: 2

      If writing a single string "in a machine with low memory, slow cpu" through the provided API takes more than two seconds, then nothing can pass the test.

  20. "Could Have A Big Problem..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ooh! I certainly hope so... ;o)

  21. Walled gardens suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why walled gardens suck. You make the software, you should be able to sell the software without needing some greedy suit's stamp of approval.

    Don't play their game.

  22. MS succeded by xs650 · · Score: 1

    MS's effort to emulate the iWalledGarden has been a partial success. They have a more impervious wall than Apple does. Too bad MS can't grow anything useful inside their wall.

    1. Re:MS succeded by cbhacking · · Score: 4, Informative

      Mind you, unlike on iOS, Microsoft permits app sideloading (even on ARM devices), with no extra costs or limits that I've seen yet.

      Open Powershell as Admin
      Enter the command: Show-WindowsDeveloperLicenseRegistration
      Enter your Windows Live credentials
      Download and sideload apps to your heart's content.

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    2. Re:MS succeded by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Question: Why does it need your Windows Live credentials? That doesn't make any sense to me. Installing an application shouldn't require me to have a Windows Live account. I don't call that "unrestricted sideloading".

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    3. Re:MS succeded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mind you, unlike on iOS, Microsoft permits app sideloading (even on ARM devices), with no extra costs or limits that I've seen yet.

      Open Powershell as Admin
      Enter the command: Show-WindowsDeveloperLicenseRegistration
      Enter your Windows Live credentials
      Download and sideload apps to your heart's content.

      Yes, that process is SO different from sideloading on iOS!

      1) Compile app with dev license option enabled
      2) Give app out to others
      3) Have others double-click the app to install on their iOS device

      I hear it is even easier to sideload on Android, which I bet you think is also impossible too, eh?

      Perhaps you have a different definition of "permits" than the rest of the world? If that is the case, I must inform you that Apple, Google, and Microsoft ALL permit(real-usage) anyone to side load apps, although Microsoft's method of "permitting"(your-usage) is a bit more complex than all the others.

    4. Re:MS succeded by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      My bet is that it's a protection against malware, but that's only a guess. After all, you don't want completely unrestricted sideloading, as long as the restrictions come from the user.

    5. Re:MS succeded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't actually. Windows RT devices are limited to apps from the Store.

  23. On "App Stores..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a side story here, right?

    Perhaps the main reason that Steve "me-too!" Ballmer is copying Apple is because he has seen them do something that has proven to be very profitable and decided that it would be a good way to try and turn-around Microsoft's ailing fortunes.

    But the other aspect of this - which will certainly appeal to Ballmer - is the control that the "App Store paradigm" gives the owner of the platform. In Apple's case it's set up with a bit of an "Absolute Dictatorship" over what they will and will not allow in their store, but it is accompanied by a certain amount of rigour to weed out rogue software. In Google's case there is more of a laissez-faire attitude, but then users of the Android Marketplace have less reassurance about the quality and honesty of Apps they choose to download.

    In Microsoft's case, it's too early to tell for sure. What we do know, however, is their track record when it comes to open competition in a marketplace. Put simply: they hate the idea. Microsoft are a convicted Monopolist with a track record of questionable and potentially anti-competitive activities a mile long. Companies they can't beat in open and fair competition, they buy. In fact, many of their most successful technologies started out as purchased applications (components of Office, such as Visio; Internet Explorer; etc, etc)

    It will be interesting to see how regulators view the terms and conditions of the App Store, and how it plays out in practice. I was particularly interested to see the commentary from id Software, the folk behind the Steam store. That's been a well established and dominant "App Store" solution on the Windows platform for some time now, but I am not sure if id are going to commit to the Windows platform long term... If they do it would be interesting to see what would happen to the Microsoft portal if Steam started to offer business applications - because Microsoft will surely offer games in an attempt to grab a big chunk of the Steam marketplace.

    One other observation... Whilst I am sure that it's working, I wonder if Apple's MacOS/X App Store is quite as successful as their iOS App Store? The latter is perfect for mobile apps and the "$1.99 brigade" of software toys that cost you less and entertain you more than a typical hobby magazine from a conventional book store. I don't see desktop users buying in to the same sort of segment in quite the same way. Sure, there will be bargain-basement apps at near-give-away prices, but I wonder if it's as popular with users? Developers may love it because it reduces distribution costs to zero. It may help reduce piracy in some instances. But these are critical for a different reason: they are features that matter more to the platform owner (Microsoft) than the customer (the end users). I wonder when we'll get to the point where that pendulum has swung too far?

    1. Re:On "App Stores..." by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      There's a side story here, right?

      Perhaps the main reason that Steve "me-too!" Ballmer is copying Apple is because he has seen them do something that has proven to be very profitable and decided that it would be a good way to try and turn-around Microsoft's ailing fortunes

      Yeah, they could copy Apple's graphical desktop UI, and rename their product from 'DOS' to 'Windows'..

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  24. Re:this guy is an idiot by mov_eax_eax · · Score: 0

    yes i reread it and he ran the test and failed miserably until two months ago, after submission it failed when he ran it in a slow machine something he never did before. and is stated as a requirement to pass the tests.

  25. I can't believe I read most of that by proca · · Score: 1

    How do you go through an ordeal like that and then spend your time writing that much about it? You can never get the time back you spent rambling about some bug fixes.

    1. Re:I can't believe I read most of that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and *you* can never get the time back reading about it, as I can't get my time back writing about that. Stupidity is contageous. Known stupid entities like Nokia and MS should be avoided for fear of contagen. Better not to RTFA in those cases..

  26. Re:this guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well how about the tests being stupid? Windows is not a realtime operating system. Saying that on all machines under all loads it has to do something in a constant amount of time is not sane. Sometimes what is normally a very quick operation will take two full seconds. The dopes on the WinRT team do not know this and have instead made the impossible into a certification requirement. (Yes, I know a bunch of them them, and yes, they are dopes. For full disclosure I used to be an MSFT employee.)

    Next you'll tell me that their certification process requires solving the halting problem and yes, that's a good thing, the guy is lame for not covering all potential non-halting code paths.

  27. Logo (Trademark) Issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna go with a guess that this has to do with the logo of Memorylage, which appears to have as a component, the Aperture Science logo rotated left a few degrees...

    1. Re:Logo (Trademark) Issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, no, his app apparently failed for very easy to understand reasons, that should presumably get a lot easier after Windows 8 is released and they presumably release the validation suite into the public (allowing tests to be run at home, instead of submitted to the cloud).

      That's what I get for trusting a slashdot summary.

  28. Well duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again microsoft is trying to copy apple. They too want an app store that rejects everything for stupid reasons!

    Apple should sue. i'm sure they have a patent on a badly run app store submission system.

  29. Re:this guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm still gonna write off the constructor issue to the dev not keeping a clean system around to deploy onto.

  30. Sideloading is actually possible, even on RT by cbhacking · · Score: 1

    It's not exactly hugely encouraged for arbitrary apps - it's supposedly for dev/test and for organization-specific internal apps - but any Windows 8 or Windows RT device can sideload "Metro"-style apps just fine. They don't make it easy; you have to use the command line (Powershell, specifically) for both the "developer unlock" and for installing the apps (at least, that's the easiest way that I've found), but it doesn't cost anything.

    I don't have any idea how this guy would respond to a suggestion that he post the .APPX somewhere we can download it for sideloading, but in theory, this could have been done.

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  31. Re:this guy is an idiot by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
    It's clear that you're a microsoftie as you obviously have no clue on what the halting problem is. The fact that you cannot write a program that can compute whether arbitrary programs halt or not, in no way implies that it is impossible to prove that a given program halts. Let me give an example of a program that can be proven to halt.

    int main() {.return 0; }

    No loops, no recursion, just a return statement. If you're a coder and truly have no clue whether your program halts or not, you have no business writing programs in the first place.

  32. Re:this guy is an idiot by fredprado · · Score: 1

    Oh, but he did it, and he also did send the program to a lot of MS employees and affiliates to test, and it passed every time.

  33. Re:this guy is an idiot by fredprado · · Score: 1

    Which he would have easily fixed if the certification process had given him the conditions of the failure in the results.

  34. Actually doesn't really matter to it by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Surface was dead before it ever launched. The reason is that there is no tablet market, there's an iPad market.

    Most people have no use for tablets. There are niche uses (the in medicine) but by and large there just isn't a real use for tablets. People are not going to be able to get rid of their computers because tablets are lousy for content creation, even basic content like writing an e-mail or forum post. However they aren't portable like a smartphone so you don't take it with you all the time. They try to fill a niche where your smartphone isn't large enough for what you need, but your laptop isn't portable enough. There is almost none of that in a normal person's life. I've yet to meet someone that has dumped their smartphone or computer for their tablet and as such they really don't need it.

    However, the iPad is a cool tech toy, and fashion accessory, to have. People want one because it is cool, not because they need it. They want to be seen with it and they want to mess around with it. However that is only the case because it is an iPad. Apple makes the cool consumer electronics currently. MS never will, they are horrible at selling style.

    So they are trying to get in to a market that just isn't there. Tablets are going to fade away as the fad passes. People will find that their smartphone is just more convenient for the "small" computing needs and that a laptop or maybe desktop are better when you need to do some work or the like.

    Even if they had a stellar app store with tons of apps the surface still wouldn't go anywhere because nobody gives a shit because it isn't an iPad.

    1. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by homsar · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've yet to meet someone that has dumped their smartphone or computer for their tablet and as such they really don't need it.

      I've yet to meet someone who has dumped their smartphone or computer for their toaster, guess they don't need that either.

    2. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by Bongo · · Score: 1

      They try to fill a niche where your smartphone isn't large enough for what you need, but your laptop isn't portable enough. There is almost none of that in a normal person's life.

      I guess you use your laptop on the sofa, but my wife and I much prefer using an iPad on the sofa and at the kitchen table. Basically it is for ergonomics. People don't sit a book on their knees to read, they tend to hold a book up a foot or two away from their face, so you can have a "big view on a small screen". Laptops still usually need a desk, and even there people want stands for the laptop just to get the screen higher. Maybe your eyesight doesn't need that, maybe you're thin and can work leaning forward easily. But it isn't a very good posture. So no, it isn't just shiny fashion accessories. (This seems to confuse people about computers, whereas every other product people buy has extensive industrial design and advertising behind it). But you can't hold up a laptop like that because the keyboard gets in the way. So not having a keyboard is a feature for that situation, something the Surface seems to not get, but I guess they are just trying to look different. Most of the time you don't need the keyboard, especially if web browsing. But having something to type on when you need it is ok if it is basically usable. My typing on an iPad is rubbish, but I sacrifice that for the convenience of being able to run dozens of apps easily and conveniently, whilst on the sofa. And for email I will suffer a few typos on the iPad than bother to walk upstairs to the computer to do it there. And that's just around the home. Once you have enough reason to find it convenient at home, you can find other places where it is convenient. Like the old lady I met on the bus the other day who just got herself an iPad so she can sit in nice places on holiday and use it for sketching (she's an art teacher). The alternative there is what, a laptop with a keyboard and wacom tablet and pen? It just isn't the same.

    3. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be, of course, kidding. Just because your work affords you to be working in a fixed place all day long doesn't mean that is the case with everyone else. I am the CEO of 2 companies and my life is meetings (sad, I know). Try using a computer to provide a PowerPoint presentation at a lunch table. To provide a place to access important information during a meeting without being obtrusive (which REALLY impacts the perceived quality of a meeting) or noisy (no physical keys to click my friend). I have a laptop, a tablet and a smartphone. Each provide me with a very distinct level of mobility. The rest is the proverbial solving all the problems with a hammer...

    4. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM circa 1976 - "There's no personal computer market, there's just these Apple guys selling hobbyist machines..."

      Having played with Windows 8 (and going from disgust to surprised respect in five minutes), it would seem to me that Microsoft is simply rolling out a product suite tied to an interface. Windows RT is a tablet OS with a Microsoft tile interface, Windows 8 is a desktop/laptop OS with a Microsoft tile interface.

      Microsoft is going to have Windows 8 embedded into businesses all around the world by the time these businesses all decide that they no longer need to provide their employees with individual desktop PCs or laptops - people can just share with their roaming profiles. Microsoft's tablet OS (they clearly believe that ARM and 'ARM-like' tablets are the way of the future) will provide a smooth transition for businesses when they move to using such devices more and more.

      The biggest thing I've taken away from WIndows 8 is that Microsoft clearly believes that within a short period of time ALL monitors/displays will have touch capabilities.

      Makes me wish my MacBook Air 2012 had a touchscreen when I boot it up into Windows 8.

    5. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by should_be_linear · · Score: 1

      Android are doing good. In strongest Apple market, US, Android tablets are half of all tablets sold. http://www.droid-life.com/2012/10/02/pew-research-android-up-to-48-of-u-s-tablet-sales-ipad-drops-to-low-of-52/ It is reasonable to expect dominance of Android tablets will only increase, especially outside US. People will soon expect to have great IPS tablet for $100, and there is little Apple (or Microsoft, or even Samsung) can offer there.

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    6. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 1.5-hour commute each way on (nice, comfortable, all-seated, and expensive enough to disallow thiefs) mass transit. I use that time to catch up on news, personal email and social networks, and to watch some series.

      I used to do that on my phone, but the screen is too small to read comfortably for that long. Also, we have some pretty bad roads, so typing was hard. I tried to use a laptop, but that's not comfortable either. Specially when the person in front of you leans back their seat. So, I got a Samsung Tab 7.7. Its AMOLED display is gorgeous and easy to read on every account. It's big enough to read for hours, and small (and light) enough to hold comfortably. It's not a "fashion statement". I didn't even CONSIDER an iPad, because of its size, weight and the fact that the closed ecosystem sucks. It's the best way to keep myself entertained during a long commute while removing possible distractions from my job.

      Just because YOU can't see a reasonable use case doesn't mean there is no reasonable use case. If there was a Windows tablet more suited to my usage, I'd happily consider it.

    7. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      The Surface was dead before it ever launched. The reason is that there is no tablet market, there's an iPad market.

      I don't see that as being the case. There is a tablet market, it's just that the iPad was the first tablet not to suck, so it got first-mover advantage on top of the cachet of the Apple brand name. Now that we're starting to see decent, and less expensive, tablets from other vendors (Nexus 7), sales are starting to pick up.

      Most people have no use for tablets. There are niche uses (the in medicine) but by and large there just isn't a real use for tablets. People are not going to be able to get rid of their computers because tablets are lousy for content creation, even basic content like writing an e-mail or forum post.

      So they are trying to get in to a market that just isn't there. Tablets are going to fade away as the fad passes. People will find that their smartphone is just more convenient for the "small" computing needs and that a laptop or maybe desktop are better when you need to do some work or the like.

      I disagree. Tablets are great if you want a portable device that can surf the web, read e-books, and play simple games. And the popularity of the iPad shows that a lot of people want these things. Of course the "post-PC era" nonsense is way overblown; tablets won't replace real computers for the reasons you specified. But they will supplement them.

      On the other hand, there really aren't that many people who have the urge to fire up a copy of Office on their tablets, so Microsoft's ace in the hole probably isn't nearly as compelling as they think it is.

    8. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is going to have Windows 8 embedded into businesses all around the world

      No, they won't. Businesses tend to be very conservative about OS upgrades. A lot of them are still on Windows XP. Relatively few businesses ever used Vista – they correctly figured that they were better off sticking with XP until Microsoft came up with something better. Now, Windows 7 is looking to be the new XP – many businesses have upgraded recently, and don't plan to upgrade again (at substantial time and expense) any time in the future. And Windows 7 will be supported with security patches through mid-2020.

    9. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by thoth · · Score: 1

      They try to fill a niche where your smartphone isn't large enough for what you need, but your laptop isn't portable enough.

      How about ebook readers?

      There is almost none of that in a normal person's life. I've yet to meet someone that has dumped their smartphone or computer for their tablet and as such they really don't need it.

      I have two of these kinds of people in my family.

      And no, they don't live with me so they aren't utilizing my other computers. I know many others that get by with just a netbook, since all they really do is social media, websites, and email.

      I think Slashdot (in general) is seriously out of touch with the usage patterns and needs for the AVERAGE person.

      Tablets are going to fade away as the fad passes.

      I keep hearing this and what comes to mind is some old fart defending mainframes against PCs.. PCs are just a fad, I haven't met any company that dumped their mainframe for PCs, PCs will fade, etc. They just couldn't wrap their mind around a device that gets more and more useful as new generations release.

    10. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      I have an used ipad gen 1 that was given to me as a gift. It's become by bedside clock and my go-to device for toilet gaming. That's about the extent of its use.

    11. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, just won the internet. 100% correct.

    12. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      And yet the sales marketshare isn't reflected in tablet browser marketshare, which says some interesting things about how many people continue using their tablets after purchase.

    13. Re:Actually doesn't really matter to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep hearing this and what comes to mind is some old fart defending mainframes against PCs.. PCs are just a fad, I haven't met any company that dumped their mainframe for PCs, PCs will fade, etc.

      And I believe there are more mainframes today than ever before.

  35. MS bashery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) every appstore starts small
    2) the number of apps does not correlate to their usefulness
    3) every appstore has it's issues with randomly rejecting apps (at least I remember similar news about apple's store)
    4) the damn thing is new, so some kinks (eg. unclear reasons for rejection) are to be expected

  36. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm no microsoft lover, but anything spewing on old Microsoft these days reeks badly off "Apple Press". Specially *THESE* days, around the surface release.

    The saddest part is, you can't even claim they get paid for their shilling. A whole big lot of them do it for free. Not all. Go read the Gizmondo Surface review. Holy fuck that's a paid review if I ever saw one. Madden and CoD IGN reviews are more honest, and that's really saying something.

  37. Post geek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for putting a word to that. I call it having a job, wife, and kids, and just wanting shit that works. That and having seen enough of the tech treadmill that you see the patterns. The good ones are all the same, in a way, and the bad ones all lose.

  38. Goddamn "evangelists" by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How apt: belief based development.

    Back in the mid 90s, I worked at a games company where we were struggling to get the performance of Direct3D Retained Mode (anyone else remember that?) up to anywhere near Glide levels on Voodoo hardware. It was "escalated" until some DirectX "evangelist" rocked up at our office to "assist."

    His "assistance" consisted of looking out of the window and telling us that we must be doing something wrong, because his developers assured him that D3DRM should perform better than anything that we could roll ourselves.

    "Look," we said, "here's the same app, showing the same scene, and the framerate of the D3DRM version is half that of Glide."

    But he wouldn't look. He literally wouldn't look at the screens. He wouldn't even acknowledge the problem. Just kept going on about how we must be mis-using it, because he had been assured.

    Needless to say, we dropped D3DRM, as did everyone else, and it died in a corner, alone and unloved. But it did give us a valuable insight into the developer and "evangelist" culture at Microsoft. I think all Windows developers learn it eventually, which is why Microsoft need a constant influx of bright eyed, bushy tailed young suckers who'll fall for the line that they only hurt us because they love us so much.

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    1. Re:Goddamn "evangelists" by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      Fanboys are a plague to any platform. If you want your product not to suck, you can't drink your own Kool-Aid. You need to look at the product with a very skeptical eye and work hard on picking out the flaws. And you need to take criticism from your users seriously.

  39. Not just app store - MS developer key nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Its not just the app store that is the problem. I was about to purchase a MSDN subscription, and took a peek at the current situation with respect to license keys and installation of developer operating systems, and couldn't believe how much effort MS must have expended in creating such a confusing and unmanageable mess. They wont get my money. It is much more expedient to NOT develop for Windows. I will continue developing for various mobile platforms, and Linux, and even IOS, but MS has made everything far too difficult.

    It would seem that MS has never really properly weighed up the economics of draconian license keys vs the benefits of implicitly TRUSTING THEIR DEVELOPERS. MS used to trust me as a developer - and I behaved 100% in accordance with that trust - but now they DON'T TRUST ME and as a result I NOW HATE THEM. That is the outcome they have generated. I will never purchase an MSDN subscription ever again.

  40. Re:this guy is an idiot by TheMathemagician · · Score: 1

    I'm not familiar with the platform but leaving dev/test code in a constructor seems a fairly basic mistake. Just repeating the mantra 'the tests didn't catch it' is indicative of a drone mentality. The objective is not to pass the tests. The objective is to develop a bug-free app, which a test suit helps you achieve.

  41. Have MS forgotten what a stack trace is? by AC-x · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why the hell aren't Microsoft sending stack traces of crashes back to developers? Are they so incompetent that they've forgotten how software is developed?

    1. Re:Have MS forgotten what a stack trace is? by tgd · · Score: 1

      Why the hell aren't Microsoft sending stack traces of crashes back to developers? Are they so incompetent that they've forgotten how software is developed?

      I'm not sure any of the certification processes across the various devices do that. Unhandled crashes in production do get sent back, for example, on Windows Phone applications. Given that even standard windows applications will do that, too, if you're using windows error reporting, I'm sure the modern apps do, too. That said, a stacktrace in a crash report without any context isn't very useful, anyway.

      You actually do get pretty good reports back about the certification process and what is failing, but if the failure is a generic "the application crashed", Microsoft isn't your QA department. Its not the job of the application verifiers to figure out how you might be logging, or if you crashed and YOU showed the error, or if it dumped back to the OS as an unhandled error. They're not a free QA outsourcing organization.

    2. Re:Have MS forgotten what a stack trace is? by AC-x · · Score: 2

      You actually do get pretty good reports back about the certification process and what is failing, but if the failure is a generic "the application crashed", Microsoft isn't your QA department. Its not the job of the application verifiers to figure out how you might be logging, or if you crashed and YOU showed the error, or if it dumped back to the OS as an unhandled error. They're not a free QA outsourcing organization.

      Not giving any kind of indication of how it crashed, or even what environment it's being run under, doesn't seem like a good report to me. How are you supposed to fix a crash issue when you've never been able to replicate it and have no idea what setup it's being run on?

      As MS seem to run the application under some kind of automated test suite it shouldn't be too hard for them to catch the error with an automated debugger, generate a quick stack trace report and send that back to the dev with the spec of the test machine so they can replicate it.

      Maybe MS are taking the Apple attitude of "Your app didn't get approved? Too bad for you" rather than actually wanting the app and helping the developer get it approved.

  42. Solution: Go Around Microsoft by Zediker · · Score: 1

    1) WinRT apps are blocked via MS Store: i.e., you need MS' permission to distro... or do you? 2) WinRT apps can be created via Visual Studio 2012 Express... 3) WinRT apps created locally can be run locally without using the MS Store. Solution) Create Open Source distribution channel powered by Visual Studio 2012 Express to deliver WinRT apps to anyone. Since apps are compiled locally, they dont need to be on the MS store to run Catch) must be open source, funding will have to be donation-based or similar, no assurances of quality, security, or safety.

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  43. Re:Microsoft still sucks by ThePhilips · · Score: 1

    Actually, the softies are pretty OK people. Unlike us, users, they see the screw-ups developing literally in slow motion, resulting in sub par end products and services delivered. (What requires rather high pain tolerance threshold on their part. Few manage to survive there.)

    It's the career management and sales who are total [censored], killing all the good from the inside.

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  44. He fit on a 15" monitor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, though, without him standing up against one of those arrest record height charts, you'd not know he was well over 6 ft.

  45. The objective of a static analyser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The objective of a static analyser is to catch this sort of basic mistake.

    Just saying "the coder should have removed it anyway" seems to be blaming the customer not the product sold to them.

  46. This seems like a reoccuring theme.... by TeddyR · · Score: 1

    This seems like a reoccuring theme....

    Another account of the issues with the Windows Phone app store is also mentioned by a Developer working for Ceton (though the posts are from his personal blog...)

    Blog post detailing the problem: http://www.motzwrit.es/post/33309406053/a-broken-process
    Initial thread discussing delays in the process: http://www.thegreenbutton.tv/forums/viewtopic.php?f=63&t=3093

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  47. That's a bloody expensive habit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That usage you have there IS a niche. Not as in "Very few people would use it" but as in "A small part of the use case of that class of device (computer)".

    1. Re:That's a bloody expensive habit. by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      That usage you have there IS a niche. Not as in "Very few people would use it" but as in "A small part of the use case of that class of device (computer)".

      I hate to break it to you, but most people spend most of their time on computers doing very simple stuff: web browsing, Facebook, email, chat, simple games. Since all of this can be done on a tablet, and often more conveniently, people are buying tablets. For the occasional instance where they have to write up a real document in Word, they still have the 7-year-old Core 2 Duo laptop in the corner. They just don't see any need to replace it any time soon (even if it is still running XP).

    2. Re:That's a bloody expensive habit. by celotil · · Score: 1

      I'm just going to add to your example of what people can do with a tablet, using the iPad as my example because I don't know much about the Surface.

      Now, let's say I don't have a computer or an Internet connection.

      I can go to a store, buy an iPad with Wi-Fi and Mobile, and then go online and diddle with Facebook, et-cetera. I can setup an iCloud account, which is needed for the Store anyway, use it for email, and so on.

      If I want to have the Internet on at home I can order an Internet connection hooked up to my house, wait for the modem to arrive, and then set it up wirelessly - plug modem in, wirelessly connect via DHCP and visit 192.168.1.1 in my Browser, set parameters, surf Internet wirelessly.

      If I need to print stuff then I just have to make sure I buy a printer with AirPrint OR I could use an app like PrintCentral to print to any wireless printer, or any printer connected via Ethernet or USB to an Airport Express (unfortunately an Airport Express doesn't facilitate printing to a non-AirPrint printer on its own).

      Let's say I want to do a lot of typing? I am currently writing this comment using my Logitech-branded Zagg keyboard (aluminium base and nicely responsive "large" Bluetooth keyboard that attaches snugly without clips to the iPad and protects the screen). Unfortunately you can't attach a Bluetooth mouse though, and I do sometimes get "Stylus Hand" after playing Trainz for a few hours.

      If I buy the adaptor kit (I believe the Surface has a USB port already) then I can connect my camera and directly transfer photos and videos to my iPad for storage, editing, and sharing.

      If you have a tablet with a keyboard then it's pretty much like having a small laptop. There are times when it's lacking, such as I can do some web design but I don't think I can run a web server for testing (haven't looked too closely) or I can write a book with any one of a myriad of writing programs but I can't do some low level editing of ePub files, but still I can make music, take and edit photos, record and edit films, do 2D/3D modelling for fun or architecture, record and publish Podcasts (audio or video), write a newsletter, create a presentation for the office, organise my finances, and then of course there's all the social apps that help people communicate and find each other (Find My Friends is nifty).

      Some people may never really use their tablet's full potential, but that's okay. Most people will never use their personal computer's full potential either, not even if they have Word installed (New Page Break, what's that? I'll just \n \n \n \n \n down to the next page, and make some other poor bugger deal with it when they edit this later.)

      Also if you have a personal computer and are willing to experiment you can also attach an external HDD to your iPad after jailbreaking it.

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  48. CITE OR GO AWAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen this more than once now and have no idea where it comes from:

    "80% of Apple apps has never been downloaded, less then %1 earned more the $1000"

    CITE OR GO AWAY

  49. Typical MS... by bigwavedave33 · · Score: 2

    Must be because MS is diligently "re-writting" something very similar to the app trying to get published. Nah MS has never done that.

  50. FTFA by adnonsense · · Score: 1

    So, I reached out to Bob, a developer evangelist that I met at the Hackathon at the Museum of Science.

    Bob? Microsoft Bob? You met Microsoft Bob in a science museum? I think we might be on to something here...

  51. Apple Wannabe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "His app [...] has been rejected 6 times over 2 months with no clear indications as to the cause". Microsoft always trying be Apple.

  52. He wants MS to do his QC by proslack · · Score: 1

    I read the article and it sounds like this guy is debugging and QCing by submission. He sounds like a sloppy programmer. Microsoft rejected his app and gave him the technical reasons why. He failed two more resubmissions. The first two comments on his blog sum it up nicely:

    "We had the opposite experience. We ported a complex WP7 XNA game to Windows 8. We got invited to the App Excellence Lab. We won an early access token. We submitted to the store in July and passed on the first try. To date we've submitted to the store 3 times and passed all three times."

    "Makes me wonder if his code is very inefficient"

    Personally, I'm glad they are rejecting apps that don't work or perform as required.

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  53. Calling all Developers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why in the world would a developer spend all their time and resources for Windows 8? Most of the customer base is with Android's smart phones and tablets. If a Developer wants to maximize it's customer base globally, then it's going to be the Android platform.

    1. Re:Calling all Developers by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      A majority of new PC's will have windows 8. Wouldn't you want to get your app in the app store asap, if you were already a windows app developer?

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    2. Re:Calling all Developers by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

      Cause its an untapped market. If you want to compete with apps on Android and iTunes, then you are competing with hundreds of thousands of junkware. At least on Windows you are competing with only thousands of junkware.

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  54. I STILL HAVE FAITH IN MICROSOFT! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    They may be facing difficulty now, but I'm sure that we'll eventually see that this is just the beginning of their problems.

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  55. False, debunked already. Doesn't even make sense. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Posting as AC doesn't mean you hide that your facts have been proven false> .

    The main problem you have is that it doesn't even match common sense. some 2/3 of apps are free, so you are claiming a huge number of apps have not been downloaded even when free... sure buddy.

    As for a discovery system - it's called the web and advertising. Perhaps you should look into this "web" thing sometime.

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  56. Re:this guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, you've applied a heuristic to tell me that a no-op will halt, but the general problem remains unsolvable.

    And yes, in a large code base and execution environment (where that includes libraries in your address space and also the kernel) it can be very non-obvious that something does not halt.

  57. Might take a year to see windows 8 full potential by Vince6791 · · Score: 1

    I hope Microsoft has 30 or 60 day trial version of windows 8 so I can try it out before purchasing it. I evaluated the enterprise evaluation version and i really did not see any improvement over the windows 7 unless the final version is a vast improvement over it. After promotions is over the OS pricing will jump to regular windows 7 pricing $200+ for a single license, this is what I hate about MS the most. Don't understand why they can't list it at least $60 for full pro single license, not the upgrade. I also ran the evaluation on a netbook with 2gb ram and it ran horribly slow, mint and ubuntu on the same machine pretty fast even with the sucky gma500 open source drivers.

    MS 30% cut for every metro app sold is pretty damn ridiculous. But no one is forcing you to buy windows 8 or develop for the Metro Store, well unless MS keeps attacking linux trying to destroy it. But I do like how MS offers visual studio express for free.

  58. The App Made it To The Store by jrharmon · · Score: 1

    I am the developer who wrote the article, and just wanted to update people that it is now in the store. While I am happy to finally see it released, I was a little annoyed that it just passed, as I didn't make any changes since the 6th failure. I was just told to re-submit so they could escalate internally (before the article went up, so it wasn't due to that), and I just assumed they would have someone looking closer at the failure to explain what it was. It's frustrating that after all of this, I still don't know what was causing the crashing. If the issue was on their end though, hopefully it will just be one of the many kinks they have to work out, and it won't affect anyone on-going. Here is the link to the app. http://apps.microsoft.com/webpdp/app/memorylage/269b17da-9475-4339-9786-2131c9880d52

  59. No limits by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I thought the developer fee was limited to a specific number of applications (five?), beyond which point each application carried an extra annual fee. Or maybe that was just the Windows Phone 7 store.

    I know there is no limit on the iOS App store, $99 is a flat fee regardless of how many applications you publish.

    I'm pretty sure the Windows Phone 7 store has no limit either, though I have no direct experience publishing there to be sure.

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  60. Ew! *So* unhygienic. by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    MS has an intel based tab due for delivery in 2 month and apps for it can be side-loaded. Businesses will probably suck on these, unless winders 8 proves to be too much of a pain in the arse.

    I don't know about you, but I certainly don't want to suck on *anything* that's a pain in the arse. That's just not hygienic.

    No, not even if it's been removed, washed, and properly sanitized.

    :-P

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