Rare Photos: Gnu Crashing a Windows 8 Launch Event
New submitter Atticus Rex writes "Reporters and security guards at the Windows 8 launch event weren't sure how to react when they were greeted by a real, live gnu. The gnu — which, on closer inspection, was an activist in a gnu suit — had come for some early trick-or-treating. But instead of candy, she had free software for the eager journalists. The gnu and the Free Software Foundation campaigns team handed out dozens of copies of Trisquel, a fully free GNU/Linux distribution, along with press releases and stickers. Once they got over their confusion, the reporters were happy to see us and hear our message — that Windows 8 is a downgrade, not an upgrade, because it steals users' freedom, security and privacy."
Way to spread the word!
When I read the headline I was expecting something involving forcing their way into the event. This, however, turns out to be the kind of positive thing we want to present the community with. Also, that is a sweet head!
damn hippies
Pathetic.
Have you seen a 3D printing story?
It was funny in 1995 when the "protesters" were in front of CompUSA on 35th street in Manhattan. It was cute when they were outside PC Expo in 1996. Started to get kinda sad at the Windows 98 launch and went downhill after that.
Now they're just a sideshow attraction.
It's like showing up at a some kids first birthday and handing out condoms to all the adults.
Yeah, and the kid is retarded and quadriplegic.
Upward mobility is a slippery slope - the higher you climb the more you show your ass.
...but someone in a Gnu suit? Kind of misleading, yeah? I do have to agree with the other posters though. It does seem like trolling an event. If Microsoft came into a Gnu event it would be bashed as them crashing a party. Same kind of thing here.
The gnu — which, on closer inspection, was an activist in a gnu suit
They're completely different! A "g'nu" in a "new" suit. It's not easy to confuse the two. I can see where they'd be confused, though.
The photos in TFA show a person wearing only a ridiculously huge gnu mascot head. Not even a 5-year old would think that's a real gnu regardless of distance.
Captcha: Delirium.
Yeah, you don't know reporters do you?
They're happy to see anything, or so they pretend. All smiles and glad-handling, they're as bad as politicians, who coincidentally enough are the ones you most often see you with.
Sorry, but your publicity stunt is not going to make this the Year of Linux on the Desktop and millions, even tens or hundreds will be gladly using Windows 8.
They won't do anything with your precious software except throw it away.
The software may be free. Enough computing power for the software to handle a slashdotting, however, is NOT free...
"So after all this, you make my case for me. To end this stalemate, you must die..."
Yes, but you don't have to rub the parents' faces in it.
Although, I guess the parents didn't have much say in whether the kid was retarded,
whereas Microsoft deliberately made it this way.
So my analogy doesn't really hold up.
It still doesn't look like a real live gnu though.
Windows 8 is a downgrade, not an upgrade, because it steals users' freedom, security and privacy.
True.
But the most visible reason that it's a downgrade is because it forcibly apples a tablet-style touch-optimized interface onto the desktop -- a drastic UI change that exactly 0% of desktop users have asked for, and that 100% of IT professionals are dreading.
John SuGnuGnu said only a Gnu could love a Gnu.
Table-ized A.I.
...that translates roughly to "Doesn't have a real job.'
You really slashdotted fsf.org?
Guess they are running ISS on windows 8.
Citation needed.
Now, it's quite possible that Windows 7 is not secure enough for your needs and 8 doesn't improve upon that significantly, but I'm skeptical that 8 is a step backwards in security.
also girl they choose was not hot at all, i mean why cant they look up to PETA with their naked hot girls, i am not even vegetarian and i still like watching PETA girls protest, on the other hand i do use LINUX and a lot of GNU software every day and i felt my time watching this article was wasted
there is no better commercial as hot (preferably naked) female body
Well trained security guards would have quashed that right away, along with explanations of "You need to buy a vendor permit to distribute pamphlets/software at the show".
Microsoft Security Fail!
Really? Only Windows 8? OSX/iOS steals users' freedom, security and privacy quite a bit.
Look, she can't help it if she's not pretty. Or if she's too poor to afford nice clothes.
FREE software is like people -- what's on the inside matters more than the external appearance.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
When the journalists find that the free software won't work on their iPhones they will brand it worthless.
"The gnu — which, on closer inspection, was an activist in a gnu suit"
It's hard to tell the two apart sans suit, sometimes.
Said as a GNU/Linux enthusiast.
This will raise the Linux community's credibility with the public.
Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
> the reporters were happy to see us and hear our message
Sounds like an objective description of how reporters feel. Clearly they were distraught about the Windows 8 release.
If you think the purpose of a demonstration/event is "nude tits for the onlookers", you're a moron whose thought centre has moved from cranium to crotch.
I thought 'twas a real gnu; but what do I know, I'm a Windows user!
I have been a long time Unix/Linux/Windows/Dos etc developer user etc. And I can say this, Windows 8 is a very bold move for Microsoft. I actually like the power user features. Now with GNU/Linux, there is NO such thing as free. Ever. Time is money. I cost about 300 an hour to help business that switch to Linux and have issues. It depends on what you are using it for, but Windows 8 definitely has its place.
"...Windows 8 is a downgrade, not an upgrade, because it steals users' freedom, security and privacy."
This may be so, but I think that statement detracts from the fact that windows is starting to make users very ignorant. Windows 7 took away the advanced search. I used to love to be able to search for files largers than 10MB very easily but now I must use third party software to do a very "Windows" function.
I sometimes mourn for the days that when you installed something, its functions went into its own directory. You could very easily find what you're looking for, and modify if possible. This constantly gets stripped down, at least for a few things.
Richard Stallman just hasn't shaved in awhile.
Unless you happen to be at a strip club. Or a joining a school for strippers. Or teaching at a school for strippers.
If you think the majority of tech "journalists" have the slightest clue about software freedom vs the walled garden, you are sadly mistaken. And the tech consuming public is far worse off. Any effort to educate them is a GOOD thing - especially if its well communicated by professional looking young folks like this, instead of some of the rabid "kings" of open source.
Or a bitcoin story for that matter.
Yes, but you don't have to rub the parents' faces in it. Although, I guess the parents didn't have much say in whether the kid was retarded,
Unless they did drugs (ethanol, tobacco, amphetamines). Now the analogy is quite apt.
Upward mobility is a slippery slope - the higher you climb the more you show your ass.
I wouldn't know how they look since it was slashdotted. I agree that informing and educating the public is a good thing, but why not bring laptops running a distro and actually SHOWING them rather than just counting on them installing it on their own systems (I guarantee most of those disks hit the trash).
> I looked on both Trisquel's home page and its Wikipedia entry, and the only justification I could find for its existence was that it had Gallician support [...] other than that, it appears to be a simple Ubuntu fork.
Now let's see why they really forked ubuntu, and copy pasted Portuguese and called it Galicia:
> Trisquel is a fully free operating system based in GNU/Linux, for home users, small enterprises and educational centers.
Versus (google description of ubuntu.com)
> Ubuntu: commercially sponsored Debian-derived Linux distribution that focuses on usability
Let's all take a moment to reflect that they created a fork of Ubuntu SOLELY so that it could be described as GNU/Linux instead of Linux.
It is NOT GNU/Linux. Just because n% of apps in Y operating system are from X organization, you don't arbitrarily qualify to call an /operating system/ X/Y. That's not how operating systems work. User space apps can be ported to another OS, and an OS can user different userspace apps. Because most people don't change the version of ls on their system, we should rename the OS?
Let me state on thing for the record: GNU applications are APPALLING. That's right, 99% of command line tools you use for instance, have poor interfaces, poor APIs, bad naming, bad flags, bad manuals, bad ideas, bad implementations. Still, we live with them and find work arounds, it could be MUCH better, but it is "good enough" for now.
GNU:Good'NUff?
They're fighting the Windows 8 downgrade by offering a fringe GNU-downgraded Linux distro.
I'm sure all those journalists will be convinced after they have learned to manually install the required hardware drivers.
Marketing isn't about promoting the things you personally like, it's about promoting the things your potential users like.
Windows and Apple users don't care about privacy, freedom, security or ownership. Either convince them of the importance of those issues before pushing Linux or promote the Linux features they do care about (i.e. "Linux is free and has the best tools for downloading the latest movies").
Slashdot social media options: AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, Jabber and Mobile Text. Why no MySpace?
From what little of FSF page I could get to load seems they are reusing standard talking points on the perils of commercial software without making an effort to address windows 8 specifically.
To me it would have been more useful had they actually enumerate privacy and freedom transgressions committed by Windows 8. From calling home for nn reasons, live account login, RT store lockin... must be tons of legit points which can be made about win8 rather than the same blanket statements proclaiming commercial software to be evil.
Back about 20 years ago, Steve Ballmer went to an IBM booth at an computer show, and tried to crash OS/2 there. So, I guess you reap what you sow.
Eventually. Kinda sorta.
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
Wow. I can't imagine more blatant dick sucking than this so called article and summary. What truly pathetic depths Slashdot has sank to.
Would you have been happier if they showed up with a real live python to promote, you know, Python?
How far away do you have to be standing to think that is a real live gnu?
If you closed your eyes and stood real close it sure smelled like a real live gnu. They haven't washed the costume since Richard Stallman started gnu in 1984.
Eh, I'll give Trisquel a download and check it out in Workstation. Pretty much expecting a by the numbers Ubuntu based distro. But hey, why not?
Certainly it is not to change opinions, or they would not be distributing a form of linux no one has ever heard of to MS loyalists. I think they would have better luck preaching tax loophole reform at a republican convention, at least there'd be press that'd listen.
Except they are not selling to morons who think with their dicks, moron.
They were having to stand outside on a sidewalk in front of a building - not a good spot for a laptop demo. Given the circumstances, I'm sure they accomplished what they wanted - get some attention and educate some folks. Gnu was cool, although not near as hairy as RMS.
I don't think a reasonable person's choice of operating system is determined by the presence of human mammary glands. Otherwise Apple would be selling the iTit.
Switch. You'll never look back, believe me.
"Ahh! I see you're in that indeterminate Schrodinger state where - oh, uh
That's hot
On closer inspection? More like "The person with an enormous mascot mask - which, on closer inspection, vaguely resembled a gnu."
What do you mean they cut the power? How can they cut the power, man? They're animals!
apple aims for fags.
Trisquel is about users freedom. If you haven't figured that out then you don't get what it is about and shouldn't be talking about it.
Trisquel is a completely free distribution unlike Ubuntu, Linux Mint, and other mainstream distributions. There is nothing wrong with promoting users freedom.
Would it be better to hand out distributions which include some non-free software? Maybe. It's difficult to promote freedom if critical pieces don't work. However I think the fact most distributions go out of the way to encourage non-free software devlopers is only doing a detriment to GNU/Linux.
When we encourage non-free software it makes it hardware to move away from it and harder to support. Non-free software is not supportable The only reason it half works is because techy users are the only ones on GNU/Linux today.
If you want to switch to GNU/Linux you should buy freedom friendly hardware. Otherwise your getting short changed and will ultimately end up failing. Too many devices ultimately are flaky or stop working because the GNU/Linux community can't support te software. Without the source code and licensing agrements which allow for redistribution your shit out of luck. It's the same thing that happens with Microsoft Windows except GNU/Linux doesn't have the hardware industry by the balls and so gets shafted every time.
http://www.thinkpenguin.com/ is the ONLY (although they have the largest catalog) place to get free software friendly hardware without doing a ton of research and preying that you get the same thing. Model numbers don't equal sameness. Companies frequently switch chipsets and it is rarely clear what is and is not supported. The free software foundation has a program to solve this problem. They are certifying hardware now. It's been slow going although fortunately we have this companies catalog in the mean time. Plus they are doing a lot of good and working with companies designers new chipsets and freeing them.
The problem with some of this free software IE linux distro's of which there seem to be hundreds including the most popular ones such as Linux Mint, Ubuntu, and Debian, and this "Trisquel" which I never heard of before now, is that if you are any kind of semi serious or serious PC gamer wanting to play newer titles or even classics like World of Warcraft you are limited to hoping WoW will run under WINE on your machine, or try to setup a dual boot system of windows 7. Apparantly you can't do that with Windows 8 because of the secure boot bullshit which makes it even harder.
Or use something like Win XP Black edition and have a stripped down windows that likely runs twice as fast as windows 8. :P
Despite the fact that it's a larger target market ....
I'm willing to bet that all the people who profess not to think with their dicks, at least allow their dicks to subconsciously influence them.
I really enjoyed seeing the Linux / Mac / PC adverts that Novell did, not least because they included an attractive, seemingly intelligent, stylish woman. Yes, the message was intellectually good. But I enjoyed the attractive woman too.
It has to be tastefully done, or people who are aware that they enjoy attractive females will just get disgruntled for being manipulated. But a good message delivered by an attractive messenger is a potent combination, even if you know full well what they are doing.
What truly pathetic depths Slashdot has sank to.
They let you in for a start.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
By having double page adverts in LINUX magazines.
By getting their agents (PC makers) to advertise 'Windows only PC's and services' in Linux Mags.
Get the idea?
They deserve a dose of their own medicine.
On a side note, I went into a Central London branch of PC world today. The place was strewn with devices running Windows 8. No one, yes no one was using them or event trying out this wonderous new OS. There were more people interested in cheapo Gobo android tablets than Windows 8.
Sad but it seemd a fair reflection of the damp squib that W8 really it.
Actually, I think they are. A protest is not necessarily selling a product, it's selling the idea that there is support for the product. The product is generally being sold to whatever they are protesting against but by selling sex, it increases the appearance of support for their cause by the inclusion of morons thinking with their dicks.
Imagine if you will, 20 prudently dresses women holding a rally to support $insertcause. Now imagine 10 scantly dressed 21 year old hotties and 10 muscle bound shirtless men doing the same for the same cause. You will have a base showing for the prudent women because the cause is what is there. But you will have added women and men interested in looking at the hot bodies of the people involved so there will likely be an above base showing for the event. In the end, the people thinking with their primitive instincts lend the appearance of wider spread support increasing the power for the cause. So using sex to sell a concept is a powerful tool for a cause and I think that the sale of sex (metaphorically) is actually intended to some of not a large degree.
Use a 3D printer to print bitcoins to pay for Windows 8, you say? What a great idea!
What are you smoking? I want the same!
trisquel is a libre version of Ubuntu, stripped of things like flash, and adobe reader, and runs the -libre kernel, which is stripped of unfree drivers and firmware.
The debian concept of free and nonfree repos is too much for the FSF who has strict guidelines on what software can be included in an FSF certified distro:
I've ran Free distros before, suprisingly useful, and many if not most hardware still worked.
That said, this is revenge for years of brownshirts.
Seriously? You don't think she's cute? I mean...really?
Exactly like this: Now how do I get his thing on my phone?
Windows 8 is the absolutely the most retarded piece of shit ever. I mean, I've tried Unity, and it's even worse than Unity!
This is coming about because of the MS Office monopoly, you know. Apple cannot be a real competitor without having traditional "business" capabilities. In addition, Apple is to blame for their own poor software ecosphere, with a lack of developer support or backward compatibility.
Seeing as both Apple and Microsoft are severely fucking things up, the market is ripe for a third party to come in, and start selling business desktops with an improved office suit.
Crashing a competitor's product release with nude women cannot be tastefully done.
To a Windows 8 opening?
Who really cares about getting it first? Who (non-geek) even installs new operating systems? People just use whatever is on their computer.
To look like a jerk and lose all credibility for yourself and the people you represent.
You fail to control for those who are easily offended by over sexualized displays.
Then RMS wouldn't need to hijack linux for his cause.
The best thing to happen to Linux was the philosophy of Open Source.
I'm not unsympathetic to the FSF's goals, but Linux just isn't GNU to me.
Also known as a man.
Exactly! Tech "journalist": "Uh-huh, uh-huh -- free software, free as in free, freedom. OK - got it. No, I don't need a DVD - I'll just download the app onto my iPhone. You said its free, right?"
Special thanks to our volunteers, Linnea the GNU and Tristan the photographer, for helping make this action a huge success!
Glad to see Linnea "The Planet Killer" is doing something more positive with her life now.
Wishful thinking. I one year GNU will have 1% of windows 8 market share.
JAM
Not really. If they don't believe in the cause enough to over look that, they might have been distracted by the latest Brittany Spears blunder or something too.
Those people will be somewhat small in comparison to the gains. However, I do agree that it probably could be taken too far and turn a lot of people off. But having babes or bare chested firefighters doing something for the event that isn't indicative of a sexual act or something that would just gross most people out would likely help more then hurt.
Well it could be worse, it could be one of the "fill in the blank" clickbaits like "Will (insert product) be the death of (insert something with crazed fanbase like FOSS, Apple)?" as God knows I've seen enough of THOSE with the release of Win 8.
This? this is....well its just sad, that's what it is. I'd have been asking if they'd like me to contact a therapist for them if I'd have been at the event as this is just a sad "look at me!" cry for attention. The fact that it made the front page is pretty damned pathetic though, I thought the firehose was supposed to end bullshit like this?
ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
i'm angry at people for believing things
This is a joke. I am joking. Joke joke joke.
If you think the purpose of a demonstration/event is "nude tits for the onlookers", you're a moron whose thought centre has moved from cranium to crotch.
The purpose of a demonstration/event is to advertise a product and create interest in said product. There's a reason people say "sex sells," and commercials always have sexy, or at least attractive, actresses in them. Maybe you should do some research about advertising, specifically sex in advertising, before you call someone else a moron, moron.
They could have at least worn a turtleneck...:)
She was cute. The GP has likely never been near a real woman to has no point for comparison.
Crashing a competitor's product release at all cannot be tastefully done (especially by the FSF) so I don't really see there being a huge issue at that point...
For a site about things like basic rights, Slashdot users sure do like to censor "dissent".
Yes, most emphatically, yes.
For a site about things like basic rights, Slashdot users sure do like to censor "dissent".
I never understood all the "you sexist pig!" crap, I mean so what if guys like booth babes or hot babes in commercials? Its like when I pointed out the whole "booth babe" stink to my GF, know what she said? "Give us girls some guys that look like John Carter and you can ogle all you want honey, BTW did you see his abs? OMG he looked good in that little loincloth thingie!"
So just be fair about it, gals like to ogle too so give them a little eye candy and everyone will be happy. But you're right that only a blind guy would suggest that having someone seriously hot deliver the message makes no difference, as it does.
ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
what do you mean moved?
This is a joke. I am joking. Joke joke joke.
Only people who already support their cause are supposed to look at them naked in public. It's in the EULA somewhere.
Don't know if the person was talking about the woman in the gnu costume or the woman in the red shirt and blue jeans. I'd say the former is definitely cute. The latter, while not unattractive, isn't what I would term cute. However, that's also highly subjective and very personal, so everyone's mileage will vary somewhat.
sex sells dude, if you haven't figured that out by now you have problems.
At least there are drivers for Windows, I installed Linux and my printer, scanner, digital camera, phone wasn't supported, less my network card. Since I installed in dual boot I come to windows and asked support in some Linux forums. The answer? "Buy REAL hardware". So I did ponder: Buy a new printer, scanner, camera, network card and phone that is "real" because someone says its supported in Linux (on this case Linux is not free anymore) or I remove the Linux partition and forget the matter?
Written in Windows XP 64 bits ;)
If the gnutards want to be taken seriously, this is the wrong way to go about doing it. You won't stop being a fringe OS with this sort of behavior.
Look, she can't help it if she's not pretty. Or if she's too poor to afford nice clothes.
I'll bet the boy GNU's found her plenty hot. Whoosh!
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
Most of these GNU distros are Debian with some stripped out stuff. Why not hand out Debian disk that work on a majority of systems, provide office software and do a great deal of what a desktop user needs.
I guess GNU and it's fight for the GNU/Linux name is valid...but where is my my Hurd OS?
And by 'libre' you mean 'irrelevant to anybody but Stallman and a couple hardcore devotees,' right?
I can never keep track of these definitions.
There could/should have been a whole Hurd of GNUs sent over except for the fact that so many of them have been discontinued:
Hurd-based GNU distributions include:
-- Arch Hurd
-- Debian GNU/Hurd
-- NixOS[23][24]
-- Bee GNU/Hurd (discontinued)
-- Gentoo GNU Hurd (discontinued)
-- GNU/Hurd Live CD (discontinued) I kid, I kid. I love GNU. I love Linux. They taste great together, like peanut butter and chocolate. There's a commercial for you:
Your GNU ran into my Linux! No, your Linux ran into my GNU! Hey, they taste great together! And no unpopped kernels, either! (c) 2012-10-27-23h35PDF, by me.
BTW, first post to reference Hurd that I'm seeing. That's kinda lame for this being /., isn't it?
From wikiquote: ... should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because of prejudice and narrowmindedness.
"Prostitution, adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child pornography, and even incest and pedophilia
Some rules might be called for when these acts directly affect other people's interests. For incest, contraception could be mandatory to avoid risk of inbreeding. For prostitution, a license should be required to ensure prostitutes get regular medical check-ups, and they should have training and support in insisting on use of condoms. This will be an advance in public health, compared with the situation today.
For necrophilia, it might be necessary to ask the next of kin for permission if the decedent's will did not authorize it. Necrophilia would be my second choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well be of some use to someone. Besides, I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants).
I am skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing."
Actually the second to last photo had her without the Gnu mask. I thought she was quite pretty.
One thing I know, and that is that I am ignorant...
Does anyone offer for free or sell software that Windows users can use to disable those "features"?
A major reason I use Windows is for games, because my habit for state-of-the art graphics supports game developers for Windows and Mac. But native Steam on Linux, and even better, stand-alone kickstarter funded- games development, plus game engines like Epic's Unigine suggest that, if you build it, they will come, regardless of platform. Will Unreal Engine 4 and Squaresoft's new Luminous engines be use for linux sooner, rather than later?
http://www.extremetech.com/gaming/130535-real-time-tech-demos-that-showcase-the-future-of-console-and-pc-gaming
I was expecting to see a wide eyed, blue, bulbous plant-like creature. The Gnu is in another castle.
FSF are employing unattractive people to do their ground work. If you want people to remember you, show them people they want to remember.
Look, she can't help it if she's not pretty. Or if she's too poor to afford nice clothes.
FREE software is like people -- what's on the inside matters more than the external appearance.
I think she's cute.
FAIL: You didn't use a Raspberry Pi.
> no, yes, maybe (tagging beta)
I personally always feel clean and dignified when I install a 'free and free' OS. Could be in my head, but it feels the reverse from handing over sweaty banknotes for some crap I don't need. However, I would dearly like to see them focus more on Unix. With Unix, you can have the hybrid Darwin kernel - same as OSX and iOS. Windows 7 also has a hybrid kernel. It's the one area Linux falls behind in.
Now let's see why they really forked ubuntu, and copy pasted Portuguese and called it Galicia:
Does Trisquel support Galician but not Portugese? If they have support for both, then they're not doing what you suggest here
Maybe not, but the 3D printer is controlled by an Arduino!