Rare Photos: Gnu Crashing a Windows 8 Launch Event
New submitter Atticus Rex writes "Reporters and security guards at the Windows 8 launch event weren't sure how to react when they were greeted by a real, live gnu. The gnu — which, on closer inspection, was an activist in a gnu suit — had come for some early trick-or-treating. But instead of candy, she had free software for the eager journalists. The gnu and the Free Software Foundation campaigns team handed out dozens of copies of Trisquel, a fully free GNU/Linux distribution, along with press releases and stickers. Once they got over their confusion, the reporters were happy to see us and hear our message — that Windows 8 is a downgrade, not an upgrade, because it steals users' freedom, security and privacy."
Way to spread the word!
When I read the headline I was expecting something involving forcing their way into the event. This, however, turns out to be the kind of positive thing we want to present the community with. Also, that is a sweet head!
Have you seen a 3D printing story?
It was funny in 1995 when the "protesters" were in front of CompUSA on 35th street in Manhattan. It was cute when they were outside PC Expo in 1996. Started to get kinda sad at the Windows 98 launch and went downhill after that.
Now they're just a sideshow attraction.
...but someone in a Gnu suit? Kind of misleading, yeah? I do have to agree with the other posters though. It does seem like trolling an event. If Microsoft came into a Gnu event it would be bashed as them crashing a party. Same kind of thing here.
The photos in TFA show a person wearing only a ridiculously huge gnu mascot head. Not even a 5-year old would think that's a real gnu regardless of distance.
Captcha: Delirium.
Yeah, you don't know reporters do you?
They're happy to see anything, or so they pretend. All smiles and glad-handling, they're as bad as politicians, who coincidentally enough are the ones you most often see you with.
Sorry, but your publicity stunt is not going to make this the Year of Linux on the Desktop and millions, even tens or hundreds will be gladly using Windows 8.
They won't do anything with your precious software except throw it away.
The software may be free. Enough computing power for the software to handle a slashdotting, however, is NOT free...
"So after all this, you make my case for me. To end this stalemate, you must die..."
John SuGnuGnu said only a Gnu could love a Gnu.
Table-ized A.I.
...that translates roughly to "Doesn't have a real job.'
Citation needed.
Now, it's quite possible that Windows 7 is not secure enough for your needs and 8 doesn't improve upon that significantly, but I'm skeptical that 8 is a step backwards in security.
Well trained security guards would have quashed that right away, along with explanations of "You need to buy a vendor permit to distribute pamphlets/software at the show".
Microsoft Security Fail!
Really? Only Windows 8? OSX/iOS steals users' freedom, security and privacy quite a bit.
Look, she can't help it if she's not pretty. Or if she's too poor to afford nice clothes.
FREE software is like people -- what's on the inside matters more than the external appearance.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
When the journalists find that the free software won't work on their iPhones they will brand it worthless.
"The gnu — which, on closer inspection, was an activist in a gnu suit"
It's hard to tell the two apart sans suit, sometimes.
Said as a GNU/Linux enthusiast.
This will raise the Linux community's credibility with the public.
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If you think the purpose of a demonstration/event is "nude tits for the onlookers", you're a moron whose thought centre has moved from cranium to crotch.
I don't know how desktop users could have asked for something that hasn't yet existed on the desktop, but the classic desktop is still there:
http://www.ghacks.net/2012/10/08/how-to-switch-from-windows-8s-startscreen-to-the-desktop/
"...Windows 8 is a downgrade, not an upgrade, because it steals users' freedom, security and privacy."
This may be so, but I think that statement detracts from the fact that windows is starting to make users very ignorant. Windows 7 took away the advanced search. I used to love to be able to search for files largers than 10MB very easily but now I must use third party software to do a very "Windows" function.
I sometimes mourn for the days that when you installed something, its functions went into its own directory. You could very easily find what you're looking for, and modify if possible. This constantly gets stripped down, at least for a few things.
Dreading? Not really. I can't wait to start invoicing for these migrations, myself. Should get me a new car out of it.
Richard Stallman just hasn't shaved in awhile.
Unless you happen to be at a strip club. Or a joining a school for strippers. Or teaching at a school for strippers.
If you think the majority of tech "journalists" have the slightest clue about software freedom vs the walled garden, you are sadly mistaken. And the tech consuming public is far worse off. Any effort to educate them is a GOOD thing - especially if its well communicated by professional looking young folks like this, instead of some of the rabid "kings" of open source.
Or a bitcoin story for that matter.
Yes, but you don't have to rub the parents' faces in it. Although, I guess the parents didn't have much say in whether the kid was retarded,
Unless they did drugs (ethanol, tobacco, amphetamines). Now the analogy is quite apt.
Upward mobility is a slippery slope - the higher you climb the more you show your ass.
I wouldn't know how they look since it was slashdotted. I agree that informing and educating the public is a good thing, but why not bring laptops running a distro and actually SHOWING them rather than just counting on them installing it on their own systems (I guarantee most of those disks hit the trash).
They're fighting the Windows 8 downgrade by offering a fringe GNU-downgraded Linux distro.
I'm sure all those journalists will be convinced after they have learned to manually install the required hardware drivers.
Marketing isn't about promoting the things you personally like, it's about promoting the things your potential users like.
Windows and Apple users don't care about privacy, freedom, security or ownership. Either convince them of the importance of those issues before pushing Linux or promote the Linux features they do care about (i.e. "Linux is free and has the best tools for downloading the latest movies").
Slashdot social media options: AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, Jabber and Mobile Text. Why no MySpace?
From what little of FSF page I could get to load seems they are reusing standard talking points on the perils of commercial software without making an effort to address windows 8 specifically.
To me it would have been more useful had they actually enumerate privacy and freedom transgressions committed by Windows 8. From calling home for nn reasons, live account login, RT store lockin... must be tons of legit points which can be made about win8 rather than the same blanket statements proclaiming commercial software to be evil.
Back about 20 years ago, Steve Ballmer went to an IBM booth at an computer show, and tried to crash OS/2 there. So, I guess you reap what you sow.
Eventually. Kinda sorta.
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
How far away do you have to be standing to think that is a real live gnu?
If you closed your eyes and stood real close it sure smelled like a real live gnu. They haven't washed the costume since Richard Stallman started gnu in 1984.
Eh, I'll give Trisquel a download and check it out in Workstation. Pretty much expecting a by the numbers Ubuntu based distro. But hey, why not?
Certainly it is not to change opinions, or they would not be distributing a form of linux no one has ever heard of to MS loyalists. I think they would have better luck preaching tax loophole reform at a republican convention, at least there'd be press that'd listen.
You really don't know how someone could ask for something before it was actually created?
Really?
Except they are not selling to morons who think with their dicks, moron.
They were having to stand outside on a sidewalk in front of a building - not a good spot for a laptop demo. Given the circumstances, I'm sure they accomplished what they wanted - get some attention and educate some folks. Gnu was cool, although not near as hairy as RMS.
I don't think a reasonable person's choice of operating system is determined by the presence of human mammary glands. Otherwise Apple would be selling the iTit.
Switch. You'll never look back, believe me.
"Ahh! I see you're in that indeterminate Schrodinger state where - oh, uh
On closer inspection? More like "The person with an enormous mascot mask - which, on closer inspection, vaguely resembled a gnu."
What do you mean they cut the power? How can they cut the power, man? They're animals!
Despite the fact that it's a larger target market ....
I'm willing to bet that all the people who profess not to think with their dicks, at least allow their dicks to subconsciously influence them.
I really enjoyed seeing the Linux / Mac / PC adverts that Novell did, not least because they included an attractive, seemingly intelligent, stylish woman. Yes, the message was intellectually good. But I enjoyed the attractive woman too.
It has to be tastefully done, or people who are aware that they enjoy attractive females will just get disgruntled for being manipulated. But a good message delivered by an attractive messenger is a potent combination, even if you know full well what they are doing.
What truly pathetic depths Slashdot has sank to.
They let you in for a start.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
This is absolutely true. Instead of trying to rig Linux and rid it of all its unliberated blobs, if the FSF just seriously worked on getting Hurd ready, and maybe forking Minix 3.0 and then using it as the microkernel for Hurd, they'd then have all the requirements of an entire GNU system. The kernel too would be GNU, as would userland, and then they could toss in GNOME 3.4 and even make everything GPL3.
I agree w/ the other statement as well - that GNU apps have poor interfaces, poor ideas and poor implementations. I've never seen a GNU app that I found interesting. If it's only selling point is that you can have the source code, that's also true of a lot of software that's not GNU approved - like Debian, BSD, and so on. And not having the system autodetect a lot of devices simply b'cos the drivers ain't liberated is a brain-damaged way to work.
Free as in Kaczynski and Liberty Dollars, don't you know?
There are 1.1... kinds of people.
Actually, I think they are. A protest is not necessarily selling a product, it's selling the idea that there is support for the product. The product is generally being sold to whatever they are protesting against but by selling sex, it increases the appearance of support for their cause by the inclusion of morons thinking with their dicks.
Imagine if you will, 20 prudently dresses women holding a rally to support $insertcause. Now imagine 10 scantly dressed 21 year old hotties and 10 muscle bound shirtless men doing the same for the same cause. You will have a base showing for the prudent women because the cause is what is there. But you will have added women and men interested in looking at the hot bodies of the people involved so there will likely be an above base showing for the event. In the end, the people thinking with their primitive instincts lend the appearance of wider spread support increasing the power for the cause. So using sex to sell a concept is a powerful tool for a cause and I think that the sale of sex (metaphorically) is actually intended to some of not a large degree.
Use a 3D printer to print bitcoins to pay for Windows 8, you say? What a great idea!
trisquel is a libre version of Ubuntu, stripped of things like flash, and adobe reader, and runs the -libre kernel, which is stripped of unfree drivers and firmware.
The debian concept of free and nonfree repos is too much for the FSF who has strict guidelines on what software can be included in an FSF certified distro:
I've ran Free distros before, suprisingly useful, and many if not most hardware still worked.
That said, this is revenge for years of brownshirts.
it forcibly apples
I've never heard "apple" being used as a verb, but your use of it seems very fitting.
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And linux uses the hardware, right? :D
Patents Drive Free Software as Hurricanes Drive Construction Industry
Crashing a competitor's product release with nude women cannot be tastefully done.
To a Windows 8 opening?
Who really cares about getting it first? Who (non-geek) even installs new operating systems? People just use whatever is on their computer.
You fail to control for those who are easily offended by over sexualized displays.
no, it only uses the electrons moving through the hardware at super quick speeds.....
Then RMS wouldn't need to hijack linux for his cause.
The best thing to happen to Linux was the philosophy of Open Source.
I'm not unsympathetic to the FSF's goals, but Linux just isn't GNU to me.
Also known as a man.
Exactly! Tech "journalist": "Uh-huh, uh-huh -- free software, free as in free, freedom. OK - got it. No, I don't need a DVD - I'll just download the app onto my iPhone. You said its free, right?"
Special thanks to our volunteers, Linnea the GNU and Tristan the photographer, for helping make this action a huge success!
Glad to see Linnea "The Planet Killer" is doing something more positive with her life now.
Not really. If they don't believe in the cause enough to over look that, they might have been distracted by the latest Brittany Spears blunder or something too.
Those people will be somewhat small in comparison to the gains. However, I do agree that it probably could be taken too far and turn a lot of people off. But having babes or bare chested firefighters doing something for the event that isn't indicative of a sexual act or something that would just gross most people out would likely help more then hurt.
Well it could be worse, it could be one of the "fill in the blank" clickbaits like "Will (insert product) be the death of (insert something with crazed fanbase like FOSS, Apple)?" as God knows I've seen enough of THOSE with the release of Win 8.
This? this is....well its just sad, that's what it is. I'd have been asking if they'd like me to contact a therapist for them if I'd have been at the event as this is just a sad "look at me!" cry for attention. The fact that it made the front page is pretty damned pathetic though, I thought the firehose was supposed to end bullshit like this?
ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
You are free to do whatever you want with it, including changing the repositories to Ubuntu.com and installing proprietary drivers.
i'm angry at people for believing things
This is a joke. I am joking. Joke joke joke.
She was cute. The GP has likely never been near a real woman to has no point for comparison.
Crashing a competitor's product release at all cannot be tastefully done (especially by the FSF) so I don't really see there being a huge issue at that point...
For a site about things like basic rights, Slashdot users sure do like to censor "dissent".
Yes, most emphatically, yes.
For a site about things like basic rights, Slashdot users sure do like to censor "dissent".
what do you mean moved?
This is a joke. I am joking. Joke joke joke.
Only people who already support their cause are supposed to look at them naked in public. It's in the EULA somewhere.
Don't know if the person was talking about the woman in the gnu costume or the woman in the red shirt and blue jeans. I'd say the former is definitely cute. The latter, while not unattractive, isn't what I would term cute. However, that's also highly subjective and very personal, so everyone's mileage will vary somewhat.
Look, she can't help it if she's not pretty. Or if she's too poor to afford nice clothes.
I'll bet the boy GNU's found her plenty hot. Whoosh!
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
Just because n% of apps in Y operating system are from X organization, you don't arbitrarily qualify to call an /operating system/ X/Y.
What about because Linux is licensed under the GNU GPL?
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There could/should have been a whole Hurd of GNUs sent over except for the fact that so many of them have been discontinued:
Hurd-based GNU distributions include:
-- Arch Hurd
-- Debian GNU/Hurd
-- NixOS[23][24]
-- Bee GNU/Hurd (discontinued)
-- Gentoo GNU Hurd (discontinued)
-- GNU/Hurd Live CD (discontinued) I kid, I kid. I love GNU. I love Linux. They taste great together, like peanut butter and chocolate. There's a commercial for you:
Your GNU ran into my Linux! No, your Linux ran into my GNU! Hey, they taste great together! And no unpopped kernels, either! (c) 2012-10-27-23h35PDF, by me.
BTW, first post to reference Hurd that I'm seeing. That's kinda lame for this being /., isn't it?
People who buy windows-only hardware contribute to the problem. Knowingly or unknowingly...
Imagine for a moment:
If there was hardware that only had linux drivers and nothing else, would you bitch about windows the same way or would it be the hardware producer's fault for locking you in to one system?
Actually the second to last photo had her without the Gnu mask. I thought she was quite pretty.
One thing I know, and that is that I am ignorant...
Does anyone offer for free or sell software that Windows users can use to disable those "features"?
That by no means transfers ownership of Linux to the FSF. A lot of things are written under GPL/LGPL - it doesn't mean that their ownership automatically goes to FSF or the GNU projects.
FSF are employing unattractive people to do their ground work. If you want people to remember you, show them people they want to remember.
FAIL: You didn't use a Raspberry Pi.
> no, yes, maybe (tagging beta)
Now let's see why they really forked ubuntu, and copy pasted Portuguese and called it Galicia:
Does Trisquel support Galician but not Portugese? If they have support for both, then they're not doing what you suggest here
Maybe not, but the 3D printer is controlled by an Arduino!
The FSF has never claimed ownership of Linux.
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No, but demanding that Linux be called GNU/Linux just b'cos it's under the GPL is what you are saying. Of course, the FSF says no such thing - they only demand that Linux be called GNU/Linux b'cos GNU userland utilities come bundled w/ the kernel
Yes, but even if they demanded it due to the license, it still wouldn't be a transfer of ownership.
they only demand that Linux be called GNU/Linux b'cos GNU userland utilities come bundled w/ the kernel
I've never seen they demanding anything. They just advocate for it.
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