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Apple Stops Hiding Samsung Apology On Its UK Site

An anonymous reader writes "Apple has quietly decided that it probably shouldn't be using JavaScript code on its UK site to hide its second Samsung apology. While you still have to scroll down in almost cases, the company is no longer forcing it; check it out yourself at Apple UK."

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  1. Huh? by zenyu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It didn't change for me. I still need to scroll down to see it no matter the browser window size.

    1. Re:Huh? by JavaBear · · Score: 4, Informative

      The removed the resizing script that forced the size of the top ad to ensure the apology would be outside the screen, regardless of the resolution and size of your screen.
      Instead they just set the top ad to the maximum size the resize script had it at. Aka a "big ass ad".

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "While you still have to scroll down in almost cases, the company is no longer forcing it;"

      Jesus Christ, people. It's in the text of the post.

    3. Re:Huh? by poetmatt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      so instead of deliberately hiding the apology, it's now automatically hidden. See? Better! /facepalm

    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just means you're an almost case.

    5. Re:Huh? by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly, they just made sure you'd have to scroll even if you disable javascript. If I can't see it on a full-screened browser at 1920x1080, it's because they didn't want me to. They don't seem to have any problem making sure I can see the ad copy they WANT me to see.

      No, your honor, I did not kill that man. Yes, I wired the doorbell for a million volts, replaced the welcome mat with a grounded copper plate, and then invited him over for tea, but he's the one who touched the doorbell button! It was suicide!

    6. Re:Huh? by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They're not forcing it with Javascript anymore. Now they're forcing it by making the parts they actually want you to see bigger. I fail to see why a poor attempt at obfuscating their clear motive is an improvement.

    7. Re:Huh? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      It's still forced, just in a different way. If you explicitly block the image, (humorously named hero.jpg ) the apology immediately shows up. without resizing.

    8. Re:Huh? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      The removed the resizing script that forced the size of the top ad to ensure the apology would be outside the screen, regardless of the resolution and size of your screen. Instead they just set the top ad to the maximum size the resize script had it at. Aka a "big ass ad".

      So, to "defiant" and "contemptuous" we can add the adjective "sneaky" to describe the spirit of Apple's compliance with the court order.

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    9. Re:Huh? by _xeno_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Before, the image above the apology was set up so it auto-sized to fill up the space until the browser view was 1600 pixels tall, at which point it stopped. (Mind you that you couldn't see the apology, the image knocking it off the bottom just stopped getting larger.)

      Now, in order to see the apology without scrolling, your browser window needs to be 1700 pixels tall, and the image doesn't change size depending on the browser window size.

      So, yes, it's an "improvement." Now NoScript doesn't make the apology visible.

      Incidentally, they're just showing both ad campaigns they're running at the same time. On the US website, you either see the iPad Mini or the iPad 4th gen ad. On the UK, you always see both, so that the apology gets knocked off the bottom in nearly all use cases.

      I'm really hoping that the judge will force them to make the apology "click-through" on every page they control and show in the UK after this bullshit.

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    10. Re:Huh? by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      It's visible on my 2560x1600 main monitor but off-screen on my side 1920x1080 monitors. I thought it was supposed to be prominently displayed...

    11. Re:Huh? by devleopard · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit of a hack design wise, but doesn't "hero" suggest a large block, not "hero" as in the superhero sense? ("Hiding legal notices in a single img tag!")

      I say that because a giant block with padding is classed "hero-unit" in Twitter Bootstrap.

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    12. Re:Huh? by garyebickford · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, I wired the doorbell for a million volts, replaced the welcome mat with a grounded copper plate, and then invited him over for tea, but he's the one who touched the doorbell button! It was suicide!

      Ah, I am reminded of the joys of youth! Of course, in my case was only a 13KV neon sign transformer, and I was the one invited in by my brother, to his bedroom door across the hall. The plate was aluminum foil, under the door mat. It arced between my foot and the mat, and between my hand and the doorknob. The muscle contractions tossed me across the hall, through the door, over my bed and I landed against the window. Big fun! :P He wanted to make sure it wasn't dangerous before he tried it on his friend...

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    13. Re:Huh? by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      It didn't change for me. I still need to scroll down to see it no matter the browser window size.

      Same here and there's also no apology there or at the link it says I should click on. It's just legal details an nothing that could remotely be called an apology. So yep, get ready to see that apology laser etched onto the back of all iphone 6's in the near future because I don't think the UK courts have a sense of humor over this.

    14. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be prominently displayed, if you were using a retina display.

      Please mod me funny.

    15. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see why a poor attempt at obfuscating their clear motive is an improvement.

      I got this one. Because it's on the INTERNET!

    16. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more they promote their ads above their sincere apologies, the more clicks they generate.

    17. Re:Huh? by wgoodman · · Score: 1

      They also stopped redirecting from apple.com to apple.co.uk for UK IPs.

    18. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't see it on a full-screened browser at 1920x1080, it's because YOU are too lame to have a correctly sized monitor. Try 2560x1600 and get back to me.

    19. Re:Huh? by aklinux · · Score: 1

      When I go there... I not only have to scroll down past the iPad ad, I have to click a link to another page.

      I don't see anything particularly apologetic either. It is just a statement that the findings of the lawsuit were in Samsung's favor, not Apple's.

    20. Re:Huh? by horza · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only does it not appear on a full-size 1920x1080 monitor, it's carefully designed with equal white-space between the titlebar and the top of the screen and the footer and the bottom of the screen to appear there is absolutely nothing beneath. There is no way I would have seen that notice if I hadn't known to look for the browser bar and to try and scroll down and find it.

      Ignoring the hypocracy of a company that was suing for subtle differences and then is trying subtle subfertuge, it STILL DOES NOT COMPLY. They are not printing the text of the original judgement, even hidden from view.

      At the bottom of the web site at the moment: "On 25 October 2012, Apple Inc. published a statement on its UK website in relation to Samsung's Galaxy tablet computers. That statement was inaccurate and did not comply with the order of the Court of Appeal of England and Wales. The correct statement is at Samsung/Apple UK judgement."

      This is NOT WHAT THE COURT ORDERED. They really are taking the piss out of the judge.

      Phillip.

    21. Re:Huh? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      I'd assume that may be the case. I never quite understood why such a reference was thought to make sense for a large block in the first place?

      wouldn't "main" block or "large" block make sense? what the hell is "hero-unit"?

    22. Re:Huh? by sjames · · Score: 2

      He wanted to make sure it wasn't dangerous before he tried it on his friend...

      How thoughtful of him! ;-)

      I made a shocker for my doorknob as well, but I used lower current HF AC so it would sting quite a bit but wouldn't causse any noticable twitching. It was a noce bonus that it actually made the 'touching the force field' sound from the original Star Trek when you touched it.

      Dad didn't think it was all that funny.

    23. Re:Huh? by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      so instead of deliberately hiding the apology, it's now automatically hidden. See? Better! /facepalm

      Before the home page lined up perfectly so that it looked like there was no reason to scroll. Now, for most screen sizes, it lines up so that some image is part on / part off screen. This gives a visual clue that there is more of the page to scroll to. That is better.

      Presumably there is some specific screen size where this doesn't show. I wonder if that's carefully chosen to match the screen size used by Apple's most fanatical followers?

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    24. Re:Huh? by buglista · · Score: 1

      I get one line of the statement. And if I make the window bigger and reload, I still get one line. (Chrome)

    25. Re:Huh? by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised (and even mildly amused) if the judge would now require them to make it a click-through page. Whenever you go to apple.co.uk, the message is displayed (automatically resized to fill the whole window, using Javascript), and you have to scroll down to a button to continue to the main page :-)

    26. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm really hoping that the judge will force them to make the apology "click-through" on every page they control and show in the UK after this bullshit.

      I'm really hoping the judge considers this contempt of court and throws some Apple upper management in jail, possibly in combination with: you fail to provide samsung with a proper apology, so lets just recompensate them for all this mess. Apple now also owes samsung x million dollars.

    27. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sneaky would be to secretly develop a next generation gadget, then show it out of the blue, without any "leaks" preceding it.

      No, this is what I would call petty. Little thoughts for little minds.

      It's just a handful of overpaid managers who give a bad name to the whole brand and trend.

      There was a time, not so long ago, when you bought a brand product, because it meant it was built and thought better than the noname variety. Today, it's pretty much like fashion, you buy it, because it wears a name and sports a logo belonging to a famous company.
      Though, the fashion industry, is a lot more saner when it comes to IP crap.

    28. Re:Huh? by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Dad didn't think it was all that funny.

      Hahaha! I can just see Dad's face (any dad)!! :D

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    29. Re:Huh? by KuanHon · · Score: 1

      A hilarious take on these shenanigans is at http://www.thataway.com/ (make sure Javascript is enabled).

    30. Re:Huh? by aklinux · · Score: 1

      It took a few seconds on my setup before it started working, but pretty funny once it did...

    31. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without javascript and at 1920x1080 I see the message partially hidden.

  2. Still hides for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm viewing it from the US and it still has that JavaScript snippet.

    1. Re:Still hides for me by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      I'm viewing it with Javascript disabled and it's underneath some images of the iPad mini.

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  3. Court ordered apologies are bunk by istartedi · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Everybody knows they're not sorry. All court-ordered apologies do is remind us that people in authority aren't satisfied unless you agree with them. Then they can go home satisfied, knowing that their world view is intact. All they really did was use coercion to force somebody to lie. Apple is not sorry. Everybody knows it.

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    1. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by YodasEvilTwin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm kind of OK with Apple being held down and fucked in the ass. The fact that they don't like anal (aren't sorry) is kind of the point; it's all the more horrible for them.

    2. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Time to make them print some posters and put them on the main entrance doors of every apple store in the UK. Nothing else on the poster, just the apology. In two-inch tall Helvetica. Make them keep it there for a month. Any attempts to obscure the text or make it difficult for the public to see result in contempt of court and 30-day jail time for the head of Apple.

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    3. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Baloroth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It has nothing to do with what Apple does or does not think. In fact, the court wasn't even forcing them to "lie" or even apologize, properly speaking, it is forcing them to publicly set the record straight about the facts of the case, which is that Samsung was found to not be copying them after Apple claimed they were. It's a correction of the public record, not an apology.

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    4. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by istartedi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So two wrongs make a right? Apple's wrong was apparently to make some false statement about Samsung. Actually, now that I've scrolled down (Chrome, 1680 by 1050 when full screen), I see that it's more like a retraction than an apology. Retractions of false statements make good sense. I'm fine with that. Other news stories were calling it an "apology".

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    5. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by YodasEvilTwin · · Score: 1

      It's "wrong" to force a company to post a meaningless statement on their website as part of a court judgement against them? Really?

    7. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having the apology etched into the back of every device in at least 5" size on the exterior would have made me happy. For every new product they ever design.

    8. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Jeng · · Score: 1

      What the court-ordered apology does is provides consequences for their actions that go beyond just a fine that usually is less than the profits received from whatever immoral act that caused the court-ordered apology.

      You know the math. If the profit of doing something illegal is less than the fine then you do the illegal thing. This type of punishment changes that equation.

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    9. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by RanCossack · · Score: 1

      Then they can go home satisfied, knowing that their world view is intact. All they really did was use coercion to force somebody to lie.

      You'd think so -- that forcing a bully to apologize was pointless as they never mean it -- but what other solutions are there? Public shame is very effective in the schoolyard. You may be right that it's just the teacher's worldview that shaking down the kid in glasses for lunch money is wrong, but that -- oh. Wait.

      Yeah, I guess... um. Would a fine as a fraction of a company's profits work better? The way these companies try to "use coercion to force" the competition out of the market is pretty troubling.

    10. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by istartedi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      An apology isn't meaningless. It means you are truly sorry for what you did. If you aren't truly sorry, and an authority coerces you to make such a statement, then yes. It's wrong. It looks like that's a lot for people to wrap their heads around here, especially when they don't like the person being coerced.

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    11. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Techinically, it's not supposed to be an apology. They aren't required to be "sorry" or "show remorse". All they are supposed to do is say that their ads were lies. And they didn't even do that.

      dom

    12. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Quakeulf · · Score: 4, Funny

      You reminded me of a horrible joke, you know, the one that says that two wrongs don't make a right, but to Wrights make a plane.

    13. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by kubernet3s · · Score: 2

      The point is if they aren't sorry, they should be. The court can't order them to feel sorry, but it can order them to act like it.

    14. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The judge probably told their lawyer simply, stop this shit, or your European CEO gets a year jailtime for contempt. I'm reasonably certain, if they would have tried a fine, it would have taken a lot longer.

    15. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2

      Time to make them print some posters and put them on the main entrance doors of every apple store in the UK. Nothing else on the poster, just the apology. In two-inch tall Helvetica. Make them keep it there for a month. Any attempts to obscure the text or make it difficult for the public to see result in contempt of court and 30-day jail time for the head of Apple.

      No... to really hammer it home as part of a judgement, it should be in two-inch tall Arial Bold. Have Apple suffer having to display some competitor's ugly font. This may actually convince them not to do it again.

    16. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Printed on an inkjet (non-Epson), posted outside on a rainy day.

    17. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Public shame is very effective in the schoolyard.

      Agreed. And obviously it's actually having an impact at Apple, considering how had they've worked to avoid the spirit of the judgement. Apple is about image. If you want to set things straight, you don't fine them, you force them to publicly tarnish that image to set the record straight. Kind of hard to do the ol' "repeat it until everyone believes it" schtick when you're forced to refute it on your most visible message platform.

    18. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      So two wrongs make a right? Apple's wrong was apparently to make some false statement about Samsung. Actually, now that I've scrolled down (Chrome, 1680 by 1050 when full screen), I see that it's more like a retraction than an apology. Retractions of false statements make good sense. I'm fine with that. Other news stories were calling it an "apology".

      Fines somewhere around 50% of their gross revenue would have been more appropriate, but you take what you can get.

    19. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting point, retraction vs apology, So through all these shenanigans they've managed to distract the courts from the fact that they no longer display the court mandated text on the home screen? Yeah, I know there is a link to the text inside the retraction. But does the text of the retraction actually meeting the mandate of the court?

    20. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How about Comic Sans, wouldn't that be a more painful font?

    21. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Well, this won't do it.

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    22. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Scowler · · Score: 1

      How does this post get +5 insightful, and the GP only +2 Redundant? How is that even possible??

    23. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

      No... to really hammer it home as part of a judgement, it should be in two-inch tall Arial Bold. Have Apple suffer having to display some competitor's ugly font.

      I take it that you felt Comic Sans would be *way* too sadistic? :-)

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    24. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      You know the math. If the profit of doing something illegal is less than the fine then you do the illegal thing.

      Provided of course that "you" are morally and ethically challenged, as Apple seems to be doing its level best to prove to the world.

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    25. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with what Apple does or does not think. In fact, the court wasn't even forcing them to "lie" or even apologize, properly speaking, it is forcing them to publicly set the record straight about the facts of the case, which is that Samsung was found to not be copying them after Apple claimed they were. It's a correction of the public record, not an apology.

      ... except that they also had to remove the statement of facts that were also in the public record, namely the quotes from the judge's opinion and the statement about other cases. "Too much truth" apparently was just as bad as "too little".

    26. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      and the court should design and print a photo-ready ad copy for them TO JUST PLAIN USE AS-IS.

      if even one extra ink dot is missing or wrong, they get fined some huge amount per hour.

      yes, I said per hour.

      I would not fuck around; if I was judge, there would be a lesson that apple (and the rest of the rogue 'too big to fail' companies) would learn.

      oh, and at this point, madatory jail time for the top exec board is in order, too.

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    27. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      No; two wrongs make it funny.

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    28. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      christ, this isn't the definition of apology your mommy told you about when you were 7. what does it even more for a corporation to be "sorry" anyway?

      the issue is that apple convicted samsung in the court of public opinion. they used the lawsuit to smear samsung before they were convicted of it. low and behold, they were NOT convicted. what the courts are asking is perfectly reasonable- publicly state the court's decision- use a bit of their PR machine to state the actual legal decision.

    29. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by shentino · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt the court has the power to force them to make a false statement about their supposed remorse.

    30. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saw this posting on reddit, but since no one here seems to have actually understood this issue, I am reposting it:

      "Apple's treating the publicity order like a joke because it is a joke. I think most people would agree if it were any company besides Apple.
      First, the entire reason the high British court issued the publicity order is because they think the German injunction confused consumers. Did they consider any actual evidence in determining whether consumers were confused? No. Fromthe court's opinion:
      A consumer might well think "I had better not buy a Samsung - maybe it's illegal and if I buy one it may not be supported". A customer (and I include its legal department) might well wonder whether, if it bought Samsung's 7.7 it might be in trouble before the German courts. Safest thing to do either way is not to buy.
      Again, they had zero evidence that any consumers thought they'd be in legal trouble for buying a Samsung product. They simply made this up.
      Second, they issued the publicity order not because of anything Apple did, but because of the injunction granted by the German court. If Apple's legal argument were entirely unsound and the German court hadn't been convinced, then there would be no publicity order. In other words, Apple is being forced to put a disclaimer on their web site because their legal argument was good enough to split the opinion of European courts. Punish a company because they filed a frivolous suit? Sure. But punishing a company for filing a suit that's pretty good but not good enough? Makes no sense.
      Third, there is no legal precedent for issuing a publicity order against the company alleging infringement. There's a British law that specifically allows for publicity orders against guilty infringer and not for unsuccessful allegers. Yet the lower British court created new law to issue the publicity order against Apple. The higher court would have thrown out that publicity order had the German court not sided with Apple, but then issued its own publicity order against Apple. So two separate judges issued publicity orders against Apple for entirely different reasons--the first two times any such publicity order had ever been issued. Yet there was nothing unique in either case--hundreds, if not thousands, of unsuccessful infringement cases are brought every year. None of these resulted in publicity orders. If they found Apple's lawsuit to frivolous, sure, but they didn't.

      The British courts made new law to punish Apple for a stupid reason, and they didn't have any actual evidence supporting their justification. It's a joke."

    31. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The apology is not intended to show how apologetic Apple is, it is more for the consumer to ensure they are aware that Apple was ruled to be incorrect in it's lawsuit as there was sufficient publicity around the case that people may not be aware that what Apple were claiming to the world was actually ruled as invalid. The courts rightly or wrongly believe that it is important that the public are making purchases armed with the correct information when comparing products.

    32. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      If they really wanted apple to feel it they could have made them use Ariel.

    33. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      I can imagine you might feel that Apple should be sorry for having sued a company for using rounded corners instead of just competing on features, but I disagree that they should be sorry for having claimed that Samsung copied Apple's design.

      Sure, Apple has copied a fair bit as well, and it seems wrong to patent little obvious details like the often misquoted rounded corners, but just look at the big picture: Apple comes out with the iPhone, everyone's jaw drops on the floor, wow, we've never seen anything like it before, and then some time later Samsung comes out with a device that looks almost identical and everybody's like "o, well but that's obviously the only way you can make a phone, they didn't copy Apple, how can you patent rounded corners, etcetera".

      Come on, look at them side by side. Samsung copied the design. Now how you acually prove that in a court room, is a different story. Apparently you need silly design patents for that since common sense does not exist in court. And in the UK they failed to prove their point, but really, can you deny the similarity if you set aside your love/hate for those respective companies?

      Of course, in hindsight, their lawsuits didn't get them very far so they might be sorry for that, but sorry for claiming that Samsung blatantly copied them? Nah.

    34. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      if even one extra ink dot is missing or wrong, they get fined some huge amount per hour.

      ... and same should apply in the event it rains, and the poster gets soaked!

    35. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      You know the math.

      I do.

      If the profit of doing something illegal is less than the fine then you do the illegal thing.

      But, do you?

    36. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they refuse to apologize publicly it proves they feel no remorse, which means they are deserving of reprimand.

      Stating that they feel no remorse by refusing to apologize publicly is as good as a statement that they plan to commit similar crimes in the future without any remorse.

    37. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by Quakeulf · · Score: 1

      *two

      Sorry, my Norwegian caught up with me.

    38. Re:Court ordered apologies are bunk by kubernet3s · · Score: 1

      "Samsung copied Apple" may be a true statement, but it's not enough to take someone to court.

      And, as is often the case in these hearings, you can't say someonecopied you if there are a million things they could have copied. Apple didn't invent the "small rectangular touch screen." Pocket PCs, tablets, Game Boys, PDAs, laptops, and books are all things which could be said to have influenced the design of the phone which predate Apple by forever. You insist that the only reason we think "obviously that's the only way you can make a smartphone" is because Apple did it first, I call bullshit: that IS the only way you can make a smart phone, aside from, say, the Sidekick or something else dumb. What do you propose instead, a VirtualBoy headset?

  4. I still have to scroll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still have to scroll...1920x1080 monitor, using firefox.

    If it's not visible without scrolling to me, who the heck is it visible to?

    1. Re:I still have to scroll... by YodasEvilTwin · · Score: 2

      No problem on my 1050x1680, but I can definitely see that it would be below the screen if I didn't have my monitor vertical.

    2. Re:I still have to scroll... by jittles · · Score: 1

      Well the judge didn't specify that you should be able to view it without an Apple Cinema Display ;) They're just trying to push monitors so Samsung employees can look at their apology.

  5. I Love You Jenny by srussia · · Score: 1, Funny

    n/t

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  6. nope.avi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still hidden via Chrome on W7

  7. My immediate assumption: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Oh, they've removed it entirely, have they?'

  8. WTF? by MrEricSir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everybody knows they're not sorry.

    Do you honestly believe that corporations have feelings?

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    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody knows they're not sorry.

      Do you honestly believe that corporations have feelings?

      Of course! After all, they ARE people, my friend!

    2. Re:WTF? by istartedi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you honestly believe that corporations have feelings?

      No. That's why I typed they're which is a contraction of they are. "They" is a gender-neutral plural of he or she, which means that I'm referring to 2 or more people.

      If I thought corporations were people, I might have said "Everybody knows he or she is not sorry", or if I were a believer in corporate personhood and a true fan boy I might have typed "Everybody knows He is not sorry".

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    3. Re:WTF? by RenderSeven · · Score: 4, Funny

      Im confused. If people are sorry, and corporations are people, then what is soylent green again?

    4. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most entities composed of people have feelings.

    5. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Corporations are people, my friend"

    6. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Corporations are people, my friend"

      Doesn't that make Bain Capital an abortion clinic?

    7. Re:WTF? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      They is valid in the singular. You might consider it bad style, but it's been common enough in English since Chaucer ("And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame,/They wol come up"), so writing such that you only communicate correctly to those who have the same grammatical nit pick as you seems inefficient.

    8. Re:WTF? by newcastlejon · · Score: 2

      Im confused. If people are sorry, and corporations are people, then what is soylent green again?

      Delicious.

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    9. Re:WTF? by shentino · · Score: 1

      No, but the corporate officers that act on their behalf do.

  9. Right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without javascript turned on, there's an additional fifth advertisement block that is located below the first one on the left, effectively blocking a portion of the apology and rendering anything beneath as 'garbage that should not be read'.

    With javascript supported Iron, I had to scroll down. Maybe I haven't zoomed back enough, or my 2560x1440 resolution is not modern enough for Slashdot's standards.

    Not that I really care about the apology, but the article is bunk as seems to be the quality of increasing amount of *today's slashdot editorials.

    *The last year or three.

    -Second decade Slashdotter.

  10. No references to other cases? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did the previous iteration of the apology also lack any references to other cases?

  11. But at least the Brits can see it... by Micklaine · · Score: 0

    When I read the headline, I thought it meant that Apple was only displaying the apology on its UK site and in so doing was "hiding" the apology from everyone. Gave me a good laugh to think that something posted to a UK site would be considered hidden. "Well sure the English can see it, but does that really count?" The real story was less funny and more disappointing (as far as Apple's actions go).

  12. Needs scroll and is obscured by Mac Mini ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's worse than just needing to be scrolled down for me, on Firefox under Linux using the max window size on a 1920x1200 monitor.

    A key part of the statement is obscured by an overlaid advert for the Mac Mini which covers the text, and so the paragraph makes sense at all.

    It's certainly not effective as an apology.

    If we assume that Apple is technically competent and so could easily make the statement visible if they wished, the fact that it is not visible means that Apple is taking the piss again.

    1. Re:Needs scroll and is obscured by Mac Mini ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should assume that you or your browser is borked.

    2. Re:Needs scroll and is obscured by Mac Mini ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      An effective apology should not be made browser-specific.

  13. Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by wiegeabo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's sad that if the judge doesn't spell out every little detail of how the apology should appear, the company will take advantage and try to 'hide' it.

    The judge needs to assign further penalties on Apple. And every time they do something like this, slap on another, larger penalty. Like the old punishment for kids that always interrupt or talk back.
    "You're grounded for the weekend. And don't argue."
    "That's not fair!"
    "Two weekends. Don't say another word."
    "But-!"
    "Three. Wanna go for four?"

    "You're going to post an apology."
    "Fine." *hides it in the paper*
    "Not good enough.$100,000, and do it again."
    "Fine." *hides it on the website*
    "Not good enough. $500,000. Wanna try for a million?"

    1. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by PPH · · Score: 2

      Like this?

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    2. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sad that if the judge doesn't spell out every little detail of how the apology should appear, the company will take advantage and try to 'hide' it.

      The judge needs to assign further penalties on Apple. And every time they do something like this, slap on another, larger penalty. Like the old punishment for kids that always interrupt or talk back.

      If I'm not mistaken, and IANAL so I could be, contempt is punishable by prison. If Apple goes on being creative on this matter, it might happen.

    3. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by Scowler · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the judge should just stick to the usual penalties, i.e. injunctions and fines. The fact that you don't even question the wisdom of this kind of unusual, subjective judge's order is telling.

    4. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      At this point, they just need to make Apple put it in the centre of the entrance door of every single Apple Store in UK, with predetermined text, font and size.

    5. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A judge should act like a crappy parent?

    6. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd enjoy something like:
      "Not good enough. Top of the page, uncovered, 24pt font, bold, times new roman, black on a white background. Defy me again and I'll order you to do it right and use the blink tag with red font and an animated gif!"

      Apple could seriously just be humble about it and avoid the Streisand Effect. It would have already been over with.

    7. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little vague statement on the bottom of their website that requires a click to another page. Apple has no honor.

    8. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by gtirloni · · Score: 1

      Forgot to determine that no object should be in front of the sign as to obstruct the shopper's view.

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    9. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Why? Apple damaged Samsung's brand a lot when they made a media campaign stating that Samsung copied them. It is fair that they now must fix it, telling everybody that they lied.

    10. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Only 4?
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTeYncx1xmI
      (/Breakfast Club/ - the "I'm cracking skulls" scene)

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    11. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, actually Samsung *did* copy Apple, if you are going to get hung up on *truth*.

      But truth has nothing to do with this, of course... what matters is the *law*.

    12. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgot to determine that no object should be in front of the sign as to obstruct the shopper's view.

      Forgot to determine that no light should be shining in such a way as to obscure the sign from view, or that the sign area should not be too dark to see, or that a hologram is not placed in front of the sign, etc etc.

    13. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Once again proving that Apple fanboys have a rather tenuous grasp on reality and facts. The judge specifically noted in the judgement why this was in fact not an unusual order.

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    14. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not at liberty to define truth, that privilege is reserved to judges. Please go back to school.

    15. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by shentino · · Score: 1

      Parents are at discretion to punish their kids however they damn well see fit.

      As parents they possess sovereignty, and sovereingty means you are the boss and what you say goes.

    16. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by shentino · · Score: 1

      If I was the parent I'd have pushed it to a month straight off right when he started arguing and strapped the kid down for an ass whipping he'd never forget.

      If you're going to be a hardass about pulling rank, do it right and make your thunder from on high rattle a few rafters.

    17. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by ourlovecanlastforeve · · Score: 1

      This is bad parenting and you should feel bad.

      Getting into a pissing match with your child is only going to make them escalate every challenge you present until the value of the resources you're taking away exceeds the value of winning the argument.

      In the end regulation of the resources you're taking away from your child will create enough work that you won't bother and your child will win the argument by default. Then you'll lose subsequent arguments because you have no power with them.

      The same applies to corporations. If you set a marker for escalation of the argument the corporation will continue to do bad things only up to the level at which they have learned they will be punished to a degree that their profit margin is impacted enough to cause a shareholder uprising, which means they will continue to do wrong in metered fashion.

    18. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the wrong way to raise children.

    19. Re:Judge should make Apple stop dicking around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't mean they are right or good parents. Just because you can do something, doesn't make it a good idea.

  14. Still Hidden by Jagungal · · Score: 0

    Even though they removed the Javascript, It is still effectively hidden on most monitors.

    1. Re:Still Hidden by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Even though they removed the Javascript, It is still effectively hidden on most monitors.

      Just like Slashdot has hidden your comment, because I have to scroll down to see it?

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    2. Re:Still Hidden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes. Studies have repeatedly shown that the more times you have to scroll or click to see something, the less likely you are. Courts have struck down this sort of game for apologies, terms of use (where there is an actual contract involved) and other gaming. Here, the apology is two actions away, a scroll down, a read through smaller print than average on the page and then a click to a new page. As for slashdot, yes, they do hide comments. They put more highly modded towards the top, and minimize comments below a threshold (not to mention hiding those at an even lower threshold). In fact, the only reason I found this comment was that I did a search for "slashdot" just to see if anyone would make this comparison.

      Besides, "hidden" does not mean "unfindable," it means that some effort was done to keep you from seeing it or that you need to put forward effort to find it. Either way, this comment AND the apology on the apple website are hidden.

    3. Re:Still Hidden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because Slashdot did not configure the graphics on the page to make it LOOK as if you are at the bottom of the page when you really are not. Furthermore, forcing the page to automatically resize the graphics to constantly reinforce the illusion that you are at the bottom of the page is also something that Slashdot and other websites with nothing to hide are NOT doing.

      It's Apple's evil equivalent to intoning, "These are not the apologies you are looking for."
       

    4. Re:Still Hidden by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Even though they removed the Javascript, It is still effectively hidden on most monitors.

      Just like Slashdot has hidden your comment, because I have to scroll down to see it?

      I don't think he was ordered to post his comment by a judge.

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    5. Re:Still Hidden by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      No, because Slashdot did not configure the graphics on the page to make it LOOK as if you are at the bottom of the page when you really are not. Furthermore, forcing the page to automatically resize the graphics to constantly reinforce the illusion that you are at the bottom of the page is also something that Slashdot and other websites with nothing to hide are NOT doing.

      The scrollbar -- complete with visual feedback of how much of the page you are viewing -- works exactly the same way on Apple's page that it does on Slashdot.

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      How can we continue to believe in a just universe and freedom to eat crackers if we have no ale?
    6. Re:Still Hidden by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Even though they removed the Javascript, It is still effectively hidden on most monitors.

      Just like Slashdot has hidden your comment, because I have to scroll down to see it?

      I don't think he was ordered to post his comment by a judge.

      I don't really see how that is relevant to the question of whether having to scroll a webpage -- a perfectly standard activity for anyone who uses a web browser -- constitutes "hiding" information below the first page. It's either hiding the information or it's not, regardless of the reason why the information the information is there.

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    7. Re:Still Hidden by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Even though they removed the Javascript, It is still effectively hidden on most monitors.

      Just like Slashdot has hidden your comment, because I have to scroll down to see it?

      I don't think he was ordered to post his comment by a judge.

      I don't really see how that is relevant to the question of whether having to scroll a webpage -- a perfectly standard activity for anyone who uses a web browser -- constitutes "hiding" information below the first page. It's either hiding the information or it's not, regardless of the reason why the information the information is there.

      You should get a job working in Apple's spin department.

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    8. Re:Still Hidden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says he doesn't already have on?

    9. Re:Still Hidden by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Just like Slashdot has hidden your comment, because I have to scroll down to see it?

      The difference is that on Slashdot you expect to have to scroll down to see all the comments, so people will do it.

      Apple's site, on the other hand, is laid out just as if the items above the fold were the complete site, so there's no clue (except the scrollbar itself) that there may be more on the site. And who, except geeks, pays attention to details such as seemingly useless scrollbars? We're talking about Apple's site here after all!

  15. Still "buried"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should be displayed like a click-through spash page. In other words, top-left show Apple logo or standard menu bar, then below, show the appropriate Court judgement.

    The first thing I see when going to apple.com is not the judgement, but instead an ad for the iPad Mini...hmmmm...remove the ad, and we have lots of room for the judgement text. Funny that. Even going straight to apple.com/uk/ shows a gigantic ad for the iPad Mini, with the judgement link appearing below the copyright text. Who is honestly going to read the judgement unless they are actively looking for a link to it? It's still buried.

  16. Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by istartedi · · Score: 1

    "Apple is not sorry" shouldn't imply a belief in corporate personhood either. What's the appropriate grammar for expressing an attitude likely to be held by the members of a group, without implying corporate personhood? "Apple are not sorry"? Meh. Makes them sound like the Borg. It's my understanding that in common usage phrases like "The AARP said", or "Congress ruled" are shorthand for collective action that doesn't imply a belief in corporate personhood. OK folks, what's your suggested phrasing that wouldn't imply a belief in corporate personhood when discussing these matters?

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    1. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      OK, I think I just answered my own question. "The people who run Apple" would work, or more specificly, "representatives of Apple"; but you know what? It's just not as pithy. This gets us back to something that I've observed over the years and may have attempted to forumulate as "laws":

      1. There is no limit to what can be inferred from what you type on the Internet.

      2. Any attempt to limit inference will result in lengthy, unappealing prose.

      These two "laws" are one of the reasons I've participated less over the years...

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    2. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by sjames · · Score: 1

      The English approach is somewhat helpful: "Apple are not sorry". Apple is merely the name of a group of people so the word is treated as a plural.

    3. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by shentino · · Score: 1

      it is a single group though.

      We are counting groups, not members.

    4. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's the point, it is a bunch of individuals that all contribute their part to the group's results for good or evil. Everyone should get a bit of the credit and the blame.

      Treating the group's name as a plural emphasizes it's collective nature.

    5. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you mean to write "singular"? A collective is treated as singular in English grammar.

    6. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Just for the heck of it I did a Google trends analysis. Virtually nobody says "Apple are". When you look at the few hits for "Apple are" they are things like, "products from Apple are".

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    7. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Not in the example I gave above. Did you actually read the thread or did the talk of grammar trigger your goose stepping reflex?

    8. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Enter 'Apple are' into the search field and plenty of suggestions pop up.

    9. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      I looked at trends *and* results. Trends tells us "apple are" is far less common. Results told me that when "apple are" does occur, it's in a context where the antecedant of "are" is something other than Apple. For example, "Notifications developed by Apple are", "businesses like Apple are", and "Shares Of Apple Are Sliding". You do have "Samsung and Apple are", but in that case the antecedant is "Samsung and Apple", not "Apple".

      I think this shows that "Apple are" to avoid implications of corporate personhood is linguistic prescription

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    10. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Just type apple are into the search field on your browser and watch the completions happen.

    11. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Just type apple are into the search field on your browser and watch the completions happen.

      Yeah, sure. Then hit ENTER, and read some of the results.

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    12. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by sjames · · Score: 1

      The suggestions come from actual usage as well. Meanwhile, the Borg connection may not be THAT far off.

    13. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      We is gonna have to agree to disagree on this. Live long and prosper.

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    14. Re:Oh, and before anybody else points it out... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Peace and long life.

  17. Corporations are People! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in the US Corporations are people. Just ask Mittens.

    1. Re:Corporations are People! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in the US Corporations are people. Just ask Mittens.

      Just ask Obama, if you donate enough to his campane they are

  18. Apology is not there by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    At the bottom of the screen, had to scroll down, is a paragraph stating that they did not correctly follow the apology ruling, and a link to an "apology".
    This apparently new "apology" is just a statement of what the ruling said, and in no way could be considered an apology. And let me reiterate, it is NOT on that or any Apple homepage, it has its own specific page (http://www.apple.com/uk/legal-judgement/).

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    1. Re:Apology is not there by Tihstae · · Score: 1

      I agree. This is not an apology.

    2. Re:Apology is not there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this up. This is NOT an apology, and it is NOT featured on Apple's front page. Moreover, the text explaining that there has been a ruling against them is partially obscured by an iPad Mini ad.

      Apple execs should be incarcerated for pulling this stunt again.

  19. Re:N O B O D Y C A R E S by A+bsd+fool · · Score: 1

    More politics then? 2020. Your predictions??

  20. Blame the media for this thread by istartedi · · Score: 1

    They've been calling it an apology. Now that I've dug into it a bit, it sounds more like a retraction. This might also be yet another case of Americans and British being "divided by a common tongue". Maybe a retraction is called an apology over there.

    Anyway, stick a fork in me. I'm done. AFK. Lunch.

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    1. Re:Blame the media for this thread by fatphil · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oddly the word 'apology' until less than a century ago could also be used in common English to mean a defence, for example of your thesis. Effectively unchanged straight from the from the greek /apologia/.

      There was no snivelling and grovelling in an apology, but pride, and even arrogance could be appropriate.

      It's nice to see Apple keeping the old meaning alive through their attitude!

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  21. Re:N O B O D Y C A R E S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, for the love of all things good and holy STOP WITH THE APPLE V SAMSUNG POSTS!

    o.O

    I'm grumpy now.

    N O B O D Y C A R E S

  22. Re:N O B O D Y C A R E S by kiriath · · Score: 0

    Not interested in politics either.

    Just tired of all the drama. If I wanted to see drama I'd watch ANY tv channel. I come to slashdot for news and information that is relevant, and something I probably didn't already know, and drama is something I know exists and don't need to be reminded of daily on the site I go to 'get away' from all of the other nonsensical BS out there.

  23. Proper British apology by PPH · · Score: 1

    Credits: "We apologize for the fault in the apology. Those responsible have been sacked."

    Later: " We apologize again for the fault in the apology. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked."

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  24. Re:N O B O D Y C A R E S by Scowler · · Score: 1

    How about Apple PRODUCTS instead of Apple LITIGATION stories...

  25. Just turn your monitor the right way! by pla · · Score: 1

    Funny, I see it just fine on my portrait-mode 1080p display...

  26. Re:Yet another Apple "litigation" story on Slashdo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want that, fuck off to Roughly Drafted.

  27. A Company Called Apple by alanmeyer · · Score: 1

    "I apologize. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my remarks may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat such a slander at any time in the future."

  28. Re:N O B O D Y C A R E S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't read the summary?

  29. Redundant? by Nalez · · Score: 1

    Man, I wish I could use my mod points to mod this entire story Redundant

  30. yeah but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    main picture on www.apple.com/uk is bigger then www.apple.com - so i assume they got rid of the java script but made the picture bigger to make up for it - still forcing people to scroll down (even more) then they would normally have to?

  31. Re:N O B O D Y C A R E S by danomac · · Score: 1

    Nobody's forcing you to read the summary, or go into the article to read comments/post...

  32. OMG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's an iPad mini? Thanks for the link!

  33. Childish. Not sneaky. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sneaky implies some form of cunning.

    They are a stunning cunt. Not the spooner version.

    1. Re:Childish. Not sneaky. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So are you saying that a stunning cunt simply can't pull off a cunning stunt?

  34. So What. by jellomizer · · Score: 0

    More to the point We are just Mad at Apple because Samsung was Pushing Android A Linux Based OS, made by our favorite company Google.
    If this was say Nokia with Windows Mobile. We probably would laugh on how Apple is sticking it to Microsoft.

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    1. Re:So What. by marcosdumay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll bite.

      "We" like Google and Samsung because they don't do such kind of thing. "We" got mad at Apple only when they started to do that. You must go check your belived causality. If the roles reversed, I'm pretty sure nearly everybody here would be rooting for Apple, and you'd be complaining that if it were Apple that did that, we'd be laughing.

      Also, you are conflating a BSD distributor against a Linux distributor, and claiming that we are partial because of Linux. That's just ridiculous.

    2. Re:So What. by Nocturnal+Deviant · · Score: 2

      Exactly...I dont like apple for 2 reasons, business decisions, and walled garden mentality.

      I could care less if they are at war with microsoft/google/samsung/htc/nabisco/bunny bread...

      Their business practices are the same as microsoft's were, trying to gain 100% control of the market and shutting out ALL competition through lawsuits.. hell at least microsoft bought you out and just quietly shut you down...

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  35. On nexus 7 the notice is huge by kukulcan · · Score: 1

    Seriously. It's the biggest item on the page.

  36. Re:N O B O D Y C A R E S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple spend more on advertising than R&D and thieving other companies' designs and illegally using patented technology choosing not to pay licenses. They have control of over 90% of the media by giving them "exclusives" all the while the they don't post anything negative about them. Apple disrespecting a court decision, twice, is big news.

    Apple have a large pile of cash, a fair chunk belongs to those they've been stealing from since they went into the mobile phone space. Their time is almost up, whether you like it or not. The "largest company on the planet" is in trouble.

  37. Re:Yet another Apple "litigation" story on Slashdo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You dont have to read the post. It is very obvious from the title what it is about. So if you are in any way surprised it is your own fault.

    I came here explicitly for all you fantards (both sides) to duke it out in your own little bubbles of ignorance.

    Thank you for providing me with entertainment (i notice you are one of the more active in this story...)

  38. Re:N O B O D Y C A R E S by kiriath · · Score: 0

    Sure, of course nobody is forcing me to read anything. This argument is almost as dead a horse as the article itself.

    I *want* to read articles on slashdot, because I generally find them interesting. In *this* particular case I have seen enough, and I am sure that a lot of people feel the *exact* same way. Go troll someone else' posts.

  39. Massive victory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a massive victory for those Brits incapable of scrolling.

  40. Apology? by Aspomwell · · Score: 1

    Everyone keeps talking about whether or not they are hiding the apology. I have yet to see the apology. I have seen a statement that indicates they published an inaccurate statement, but I have not seen an apology...

  41. Re:N O B O D Y C A R E S by smart_ass · · Score: 2

    How about tell that to Apple?

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  42. Still not good enoug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On 16:10 1980x1200 landscape oriented monitor with somewhat minimalistic Firefox you can see the whole text as long as the iPad mini ad shows.
    With iPad ad only part of the first line is visible. Every refresh two ads switch.
    http://i.imgur.com/U6JjY.jpg

  43. Re:N O B O D Y C A R E S by A+bsd+fool · · Score: 1

    If you click that top left thing that says "recent", you too can help stories you don't like die before they are really born.. ;)

  44. what apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is still just a statement about the judgement

  45. Situation normal by theendlessnow · · Score: 1

    Apple wins again. Apple is even considering repairing the bite mark in their logo. Apple 1 : Legal 0

  46. Re:N O B O D Y C A R E S by fatphil · · Score: 1

    The problem is that Apple release squadrons of apparently effete attack lawyers at least as often as they release products. They therefore bring this bad publicity on themselves, they invite it.

    And to be honest, who cares about another product? Just go to a review site - or a web shop - if you want info on products. Products really are dime a dozen.

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  47. I just had a look at the Apple site... by TheOldestGit · · Score: 2

    Apart from hiding the alleged apology/withdrawal it's worse than I'd possibly imagined - they're dressing the retraction (or whatever you want to call it) as a *Samsung* comment!!!

    "On 25 October 2012, Apple Inc. published a statement on its UK website in relation to Samsung's Galaxy tablet computers. That statement was inaccurate and did not comply with the order of the Court of Appeal of England and Wales. The correct statement is at Samsung/Apple UK judgement."

    Note the last sentence - trying to address this as though Samsung 'misspoke'* - Methinks that Shakespeare had it correct in so many ways.

    Their lawyers & designers need some corrective detention IMHO - the directors need a lot of the same + a big enough fine to seriously damage said people + a big enough fine to damage their profits for the past year. Stop trying to play games Apple.

    *what a horrible & stupid Americanism

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  48. Yup. The cuntitude blocks the cunning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed you can see it entirely here.

    If they'd put the required note at the bottom of the page under an ad for the newest apple gadget, that would have been cunning.

    But their cuntitude meant that they didn't do this cunning thing because they are petulant little arseholes who think that the courts should only decide their way (cf sosume vs "Block their rounded corners!").

    So now they've pissed off the judge who can still go contempt charges, displayed to all other judges that they have complete contempt for the court and judges, and ensured that people will be scrolling down their page to find out how they fucked this up again, ignoring the advert.

  49. Yes they can. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The court DOES have the power to force them to make a false statement about their remorse.

    It's called a retraction or apology.

    The BBC when they have said something that wasn't found to be false, but also not found to be definitely true, will have an announcer say "We previousy said... this was not true and we withdraw the accusation".

    Newspapers have had to say that about Jeffrey Archer when they made accusations about him.

    Did the papers feel remorse? No. Did they put an apology in? Yes. Did they do it because the court can force them to do that? Yes. Is it better than being banned from publishing? Yes. Would that have made them REALLY sorry? Yes.

    So do you want Apple banned just so that they can actually feel sorry about the harm they did?

    Or do you think it better to apologise properly and pay zero cost for lying their arse off?

    1. Re:Yes they can. by shentino · · Score: 1

      The statement is about the facts, and is true.

      The statement however is not about how they feel about it.

  50. Not an apology by Gnulix · · Score: 1

    Not only can't you see the so called apology without scrolling, there is no evidence what so ever of an apology in the statement. It only says that they've lost the case, without much information about what they've actually lost. There is nothing what so ever to indicate that they were wrong or that they are sorry that they did something wrong.

  51. not sure if everyone is blind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The message is not even an apology, it's merely a retraction.

  52. No they didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am using a 1920x1080 TV as a monitor and I still had to scroll. Then again it moves the actual 'apology' to another page. Wow Apple. No wonder I don't buy your products. Only when in portrait mode does the link show up without scrolling.

  53. Bars of a different kind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their guy doing web obfsucation really loves his scroll bars.

    On the first screen he went with a vertical scroll bar to put the note down in the basement.

    The linked page is even better.
              If you don't scroll waaaay over to the right to see the unwrapped text, it reads infringe instead of not infringe.

    What we are talking about here is a retraction. Newspapers do this all the time.
    Ideally, fairness would dictate a retraction that is in the same type with the same prominance as the original mistake.
    (But, I don't think I've ever seen a newspaper do that?)

    Given that the world isn't ideal, same size and prominance seems unreasonable.
          But what Apple is doing seems like unreasonable contempt for the court.

    Not wise unless they want the next version to be a picture including jail bars.

    Seems like what they ought to do is turn it into an unbiased news story for their web site.
        If done well, they should be able to turn the lemons into lemonaid.

    They just need to make sure that the clowns that did the current attempts are not involved.
              (Their attempts appear more like a spoiled kid needing a apanking. They are hurting the Apple brand.)