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Google Engineer Shows How To Forge Swords and Knives

An anonymous reader writes "Niels Provos, an engineer at Google working on malware and phishing protection, is showing on YouTube how to forge knives and Viking swords. The process is absolutely fascinating and follows the steps of Viking blacksmiths from a thousand years ago. It starts by taking small bars of metal that get heated and hammered together until they become a solid piece. He then shows how to form it with the hammer, heat treat and polish it. All the videos are narrated explaining the purpose of each step. Sure beats sitting in front of the computer."

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  1. Slashvertisment, but: by arisvega · · Score: 2

    .. who cares. Cool as heck!

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    1. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by zerosomething · · Score: 1

      yea. really WTF I'm a Silversmith by formal training so can I have my own /. article? Guess I'm not a cool engineer though. :(

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    2. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you have youtube videos? I'd be interested if you did.

    3. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by MagikSlinger · · Score: 2

      You can if you started posting cool YouTube videos. Hint, hint! :-)

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    4. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by Jeng · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How to get your own article. (not necessarily on /.)

      1. Make or do something cool
      2. Document how you did it
      3. Share
      4. Gain recognition

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    5. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you' produce w ell done video, probably. Need some marketing schtick to compete with "google engineer", I suggest "maker"

    6. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      you forgot the obligatory

      5. ???
      6. Profit!!!

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    7. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      At least mine was more tech geek releated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZuyYBgI2Qg

      and very similar to what the original article was about.

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    8. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      Gain and Profit are usually quite close in meaning. Money is also a mean of recognition :-P

    9. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      You can recognize a profit but can you profit a recognition?

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    10. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      really WTF I'm a Silversmith by formal training so can I have my own /. article?

      Absolutely!

    11. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Of course you can, you sell advertising space.

    12. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      You can recognize a profit but can you profit a recognition?

      Not all truths are transitive, but transitive truths aren't always either.

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    13. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah dude make some videos and post 'em. I'd watch them!!

    14. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      if you have the magical GOOG attached to your title, its an instant slash story.

      or, raspberry pi. or arduino (both of which I do think are quite cool, btw).

      but slash has a hard-on for things google. really annoys me (as google really annoys me) but slash readership seems to still be in love with the great data collector. go figure.

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    15. Re:Slashvertisment, but: by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 1

      Post++.
      Whatever cool things you may do are infinitely less /. worthy than SHARING them in an entertaining, useful, and inspiring fashion.

  2. NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recently. by papasui · · Score: 4, Informative
  3. BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh.. wait, nevermind.

  4. But on my computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can own a +12 undead slayer. Can I forge this IRL?

    1. Re:But on my computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Note: Some moderators on /. are fucking retarded assholes! I try to be funny and they mod me down. Why do we have the "funny" category? I have never trolled on this site before. This post is probably the closest I'll ever come to trolling but what I'm saying is totally true. Just had to get it out there. Just wanted to tell all the stupid moderators (just the stupid ones) to fuck off.

    2. Re:But on my computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Moderators on /. are more or less all of the users with decent karma. And yes, some are retarded assholes.

    3. Re:But on my computer... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Hey now! I'm not retarded!

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    4. Re:But on my computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (At the time of this posting, the parent is labeled as Off topic)
      Nooo... actually, the post was ON topic and obviously meant to be funny. If mods don't find it funny then you just LEAVE it alone at: (Score:0).
      Again, I emphasize the word "retarded"!

      Dropping the subject now.

    5. Re:But on my computer... by dsvick · · Score: 2

      Yea!! And I'm not an asshole ....

      errr ... wait a minute .....
      damn it ....

    6. Re:But on my computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to think there is a select group of promoted /. mods. When in fact any user who had good karma and has been around a little while is given mod points to pass out from time to time. See this. You may as well complain about someone downvoting your post on reddit. Don't take it so personally.

    7. Re:But on my computer... by alex67500 · · Score: 2

      There's a tendancy not to mod Anon Cowards up or down -- I very rarely do. Because they're anonymous, it doesn't actually affect your karma/profile, so it would be useless. This leaves you prone to more statistical anomalies than if you actually had a profile and used it to post.

    8. Re:But on my computer... by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      But you lost your mod point so... Well, it's not nice to pick, so no. You're not.

    9. Re:But on my computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it does affect the quality of the article and so even Anon posts should be modded.

    10. Re:But on my computer... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Not funny and has nothing to do with the article/subject. It's correctly modded.

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    11. Re:But on my computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OKAY you are probably the dumb ass who modded it down then! For the first part of your statement, you don't mod down if you personally think something is not funny. For the second part of your statement, the parent post is about a forged weapon that can destroy undead creatures when the article is about forging knives and swords. You are the definition of "retard", my friend! You're either THAT stupid or you're trolling.

    12. Re:But on my computer... by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      Parent was a stupid joke about some fantasy game weapon. Article is about actual weapons and forging process.

      Reasonable moderation choices are: Funny (if you think it's funny, talk about 'tards) or Offtopic.

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    13. Re:But on my computer... by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      If he had modded it down, it would have removed it when he posted. Maybe find out how it works before trolling people. And your fellow AC said it better above....don't take it so personally...it could have been anyone with mod points.

    14. Re:But on my computer... by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I have never bothered to care much about the karma system of Slashdot. If an anon posts a good comment, I will mod it up, simple as that.

    15. Re:But on my computer... by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      The karma system is irrelevant except for weeding out sock-puppet accounts. Anyone who's not new here, and not either an idiot or intentionally trolling, will hit the karma cap quickly and hover there.

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    16. Re:But on my computer... by Dave+Cole · · Score: 1

      So you only vote on comments to gain a benefit for yourself, not to actually inform other people about your opinion of the comment.

      Seems like you have missed the point of the moderation system.

    17. Re:But on my computer... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I don't care who you are, only what you say.

      But I'm also one of those ones who still thinks that "troll" or "flamebait" is not synonymous with "disagree"

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    18. Re:But on my computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post is probably the closest I'll ever come to trolling but what I'm saying is totally true.

      Now, now... that's a reason to ask for a an +Informative or +Insightful mod, not a Funny one.

      (ducks)

    19. Re:But on my computer... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Hey now! I'm not retarded!

      Me too!

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    20. Re:But on my computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you're just an artard. My level 101 blademaster is so powerful, I bet his pixel-based ass can kick your real ass any day! ...and he doesn't even need a good sword to do it; not even a +10 *troll* slayer.

    21. Re:But on my computer... by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, for my benefit? Have I missed something in the moderation system? Simply an anonymous poster won't get notifications about his posts being modded up or down, I don't see the point...

  5. Would love to do this by Roogna · · Score: 2

    This is one of those things I've wanted to try doing since I was a kid, but simply never had the space for. Time to buy a few acres out somewhere.

    1. Re:Would love to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why buy a few acres? There are forges out there that teach classes and such for a reasonable fee. Prospect Hill Forge is such a forge (Boston area).

    2. Re:Would love to do this by Psychofreak · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Don't need acres. Many hobby smiths are using a space of little more than 100 square feet for a shop. Of course no power hammer, just forge, anvil, and some small power tools.

      While I don't make knives (not because I can't) my "workshop" is my driveway. Everything gets put away in the garage when I am done. A person can start out using a coal or lump charcoal fired forge made by digging a shallow hole in dirt, and using a hair dryer with an iron pipe on the end for air. Find a large steel slug, or piece of axle, or railroad track, say 30-100 pounds for an anvil (and it will be better than a cast iron anvil by far). Get a couple hammers such as a 2 pound ball pein and a 3 pound cross pein to start with. You can use long stock without tongs, and make your own tongs (Remember the BLACKSMITH makes the TOOLS, not the other way around)

      Car or truck coil spring is nice stock to make knives and tools out of for a beginner.

      There are forums dedicated to blacksmithing and knifemaking.

      Phil

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    3. Re:Would love to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I agree with the other Anonymous Coward. Why buy a few acres? ...unless you wanna be a blacksmith that makes horseshoes and you have some horses on-site, I'd say you don't need more than a normal sized yard. I'd love to make swords in my own backyard. Any laws against this? Excessive heat in a residential area? Hammering noise? Blacksmith hammering noise is even annoying in MMO's... but my neighbors doing it..haha, what a thought!

    4. Re:Would love to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone in my warehouse just got the cutest little chinese hammer..probably usable at 3/8" and takes up maybe 7 ft.

      you can do some really interesting work in 100ft

    5. Re:Would love to do this by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have acres. I have timer to stoke the fire. I can even cut timber to build the forge and a building to house it. It would take a little ingenuity to come up with a bellows and an anvil cheap. But, you know what? THIS IS WORK!!! There's a lot of stuff that looks cool, if you can sit around and watch it being done. But, when it's your muscles, learning a new skill, man it's ROUGH!!

      The physically hardest job I've ever done was pouring concrete. Following close behind was roughing out some prison buildings, in the mud, in the middle of winter with cold rain running down my back. Then, logging. By comparison, carpentry is easy, and that is real work.

      What I'm saying is, I'm familiar enough with real work to recognize it when I see it. Forging iron is going to be about as hard as pouring and finishing at least a half mile of city street. If you want quality work, you'll do that half mile of city street after at least six months of hard work acquiring the skills to do it. You're not going to light a fire, and turn out a beautifully crafted sword on your first attempt!

      Call me lazy, but if I decide that I want to craft my own knife or sword, I'll machine it on power equipment!!

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    6. Re:Would love to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't want a power hammer anyway. I've done a little bit of forging over the years, and my favorite part is beating the crap out of glowing metal. Power hammer takes that part away.

      They have their place for things too large or perhaps too complex/precise to be hammered by hand, but I have no business making such things in a hobby shop with no training anyway.

    7. Re:Would love to do this by Bearhouse · · Score: 4, Informative

      Good advice! May I add a few things...

      - Ear protection. You don't have to go for uncomfortable headphones, but cheap ear plugs are definitely a good idea.
      - Keep a fire extinguisher handy
      - Expect to get through a number of wire brushes; brush off the slag regularly, if you want a clean result
      - Experiment with quenching, (water is OK, oil is better, but see remark above fire ex. above), if you're using good-quality steel, (easy to pick up as parent suggested)
      - Try carbon face hardening if you're using (cheap) mild steel

      In either of the two last cases, all you need is an open-topped container...

      I suggest you start here...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel

    8. Re:Would love to do this by Bearhouse · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry, forgot the most important - eye protection!

      (I have had more shit dug out of my eyeballs than I care to remember... fortunately, if you don't destroy your eye totally, it seems to heal pretty fast. But life's a bitch while it does, believe me)

    9. Re:Would love to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A buddy of mine and I started the summer before senior year. We spent all of $30 on starting; picked up scrap steel. We got a lot better when a friend of ours who is a machinist taught us a bit about the different grades of steel and how they all harden differently. We probably made enough to pay back what we spent on it, which sure beats most hobbies.

    10. Re:Would love to do this by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I've poured 'crete too. The trick is to pour it where it belongs. It's a bitch at first, but gets much easier.

      Try tearing down an injection molding machine barrel that was assembled incorrectly (cold cap screwed into hot barrel). You'll need a 100+lb, 10 foot cheater bar and a forklift to generate about 50000 ft/lbs, a wet rag on the cap, a torch on the barrel and patience.

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    11. Re:Would love to do this by NonFerrousBueller · · Score: 1

      You mean to say automotive leaf spring?

    12. Re:Would love to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing I would amend is to use known steel. It's cheap enough and you will have predictable results with your heat-treating process. (I mostly make knives. Very little general blacksmithing.)

      The New Jersey Steel Baron and Admiral Steel are two good places to get steel. NS Steel Baron has a much better reputation. People tend to have trouble with Admiral Steel's metal having inconsistent properties (sucks to spend hours of work and end up with a substandard blade or muddy hamon).

    13. Re:Would love to do this by Paleomacus · · Score: 1, Funny

      Crap. First time I post to slashdot in years and I do it A/C.

    14. Re:Would love to do this by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      Water is okay for some steels. Oil is okay for some steels. Some oil needs to be heated to a certain temperature for some steels. Some steels air harden. If you water quench 5160 (a popular blade steel) your blade will most likely crack. Truck spring shops might sell you good known steel. Often 5160 or 1095. 1095 is harder to heat treat correctly with cheap tools. 5160 is pretty forgiving.

    15. Re:Would love to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you make a legendary-grade Daedric greatsword for me?

    16. Re:Would love to do this by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Just hit the target area perpendicular to your sightline of the target. Though that doesn't deal with ricochets.

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    17. Re:Would love to do this by Interfacer · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is not too bad. Of course you'll use some muscles you don't use at a desk job, but -if you don't have to do it as a full time job- forging is not too bad if you keep a couple of things in mind. First, work hot enough during the rough stages. Hotter -> softer -> more efficient metal displacement. Second, use proper hammering technique, using the wrist, elbow and shoulder. And third, hammer at the right place, from the correct angle, so that you don't do things to your workpiece that take more effort to undo.

      It is definitely not easy and takes a lot of practice to get experienced enough to work efficiently. But from the physical side of things, it is not too bad once you've gone through the initial muscle aches that everyone gets when they use muscles they otherwise don't.

    18. Re:Would love to do this by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I've heard old ammo cases make excellent oil quench tanks since they're designed to be watertight, and if the oil reaches catching temperature, you can just douse it by closing the lid.

    19. Re:Would love to do this by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I believe that the physical labor is part of what drives the satisfaction that smiths find in their work.

    20. Re:Would love to do this by Psychofreak · · Score: 1

      Automotive leaf spring is good too. I just don't have any. I have 6 coil springs left from replacing strut assemblies on my car and my wife's car.
      Phil

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    21. Re:Would love to do this by Psychofreak · · Score: 1

      While I generally recommend using known steels, particularly for sale, coil and leaf spring from automobile and truck suspensions are typically 5160, oil hardening, and very suitable for learning. Selecting scrap stream steel that is likely know is good to help with learning since there is some odd stuff out there.

      If you are going to stick with the hobby for any length of time or start producing items for sale then using new known steels makes sense, helps produce a better product with fewer failures, and is general good business sense, even if your hobby business is only doing a couple thousand dollars of annual business.

      Producing and selling 1 premium quality knife per month, sold at $100 per blade (quite cheap if you look at custom blades) translates to $1200 annual sales, will require a business license and the filing of taxes, at least in the US. I state this for perspective, and as a sound reason to agree with you in buying new steel.

      Phil

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    22. Re:Would love to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50,000 foot pounds of torque?? Holy shit. I don't doubt you, it's just that I once did a re-torque on an RV's lugs and they were about ~500 ft lbs and I thought that was a lot. Holy living shit!

    23. Re:Would love to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're serious about giving it a try... www.bladeforums.com

      There's an immense depth of knowledge about blade making there. All the way from a brake drum forge to the highest of high-tech steels...well worth checking out.

    24. Re:Would love to do this by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. We run Van Dorn and Nissie machines mostly, with a couple Cincinnatis and three Engels thrown into the mix. I don't know how many ft/lbs we put on them, but I've bent three inch pipes into pretzels.

      When I assemble them, I gob the copper flake antiseize liberally, I put the cap on with the bolts finger tight, screw the adapter in hand tight, put all the heaters on, then get everything hot. Then I do this magic thing that most of our guys have never figured out: I USE A TORQUE WRENCH, and tighten all my bolts to the specs in the book! Most of my co-workers think they need to put those bolts in with a thirty foot cheater bar, and that just kills me. The biggest machine we have can be torqued to spec with a 3/4" ratchet and an 18 to 24 inch cheater pipe. Smaller machines I can get to spec with just my 1/2" torque ratchet.

      That is definitely tough work, but it's a rare event, I have people around to help, and when the cheater pipes start bending like that, we give up. When you're working with concrete, it's everyday, all day, and you can't change your mind once you've begun.

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    25. Re:Would love to do this by Inda · · Score: 1

      Buckets of sand, various files, gloves, full face guards, heat resistant safety boots with toe-protectors... the list goes on.

      I've made knives in the past, although my skills are more tuned to making the handles. I've made chisels too and those chisels are still in use today after 20 years of daily use. All my best tools are made by me!

      The theories behind the hardening and annealing are fascinating and should be learnt. Knowing about grain structure, and why carbon hardening works is important. Tools that go blunt after one use are, um, only useful for cutting fingers!

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    26. Re:Would love to do this by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I believe that the physical labor is part of what drives the satisfaction that smiths find in their work.

      Why not just drive to a gym, work out for a couple of hours, then buy your sword or knife in a shop on the way home? .

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    27. Re:Would love to do this by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Toshibas. Caps screws into the barrel, then nozzle adapter screws into the cap.

      As you say the correct way is to screw them together loosely, heat them up, then tighten.

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    28. Re:Would love to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nahhh. Ain't true. This is nothing like work.
      I'm 66 years old, have had coronary artery disease for years, am in pathetic physical condition, and often have trouble getting my fat butt out of bed, but I turn out some very satisfying products at the anvil. Yes, forge welding and blade-making require a bit of effort and I'm really only a beginner but it's about the most fun I can imagine. It's the perfect excuse to re-live the ideal life of a nine-year-old boy; having the opportunity to play with fire, create nasty smelly smoke, get filthy dirty, make loud, repetitive, disconcerting noises by beating hell out of red-hot metal and create lethal weapons.
      I think I'm in heaven, man.

  6. Men in Black? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does Niels subscribe to the sterotype of wearing all black?

    Yes I am a troll.

  7. Quick, somebody publish a map! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we need a published map detailing the locations of all the blacksmiths.

    Oh wait... my bad. For a second I forgot you don't bring knives to gunfights...

    1. Re:Quick, somebody publish a map! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can still bring knives to gunfights, just but my:
      [Two-Handed Sword +1, +3 vs. school children murderers]

    2. Re:Quick, somebody publish a map! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I meant *buy* my sword... in fact, buy 60,000 of them and give them to teachers!

    3. Re:Quick, somebody publish a map! by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Now we need a published map detailing the locations of all the blacksmiths.

      in China

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    4. Re:Quick, somebody publish a map! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A gun is more cumbersome within arms reach than a knife is.

      But on a more serious note you are a fucking moron.

  8. Real Men. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use hammers. What a pussy.

  9. DIY by ElitistWhiner · · Score: 1

    The moment a ' thing' passes into history its celebrated DIY YouTube commemorates the event

  10. Best malware protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the best way to fight malware is to stab the bad guys?

    1. Re:Best malware protection by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      Probably more effective than AV.

      And eliminates future malware, at least from that source.

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    2. Re:Best malware protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and cut their balls off so they can't reproduce.

    3. Re:Best malware protection by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      A good maiming is probably better. Death itself is not a great deterrent. Lots of people say "I want to die" not many say, "I want to be handicapped". So. cut off their hands and remove their vocal cords. This diminishes their ability to create more spam, and also diminishes the possibility of them passing on the meme that made them think that what they were doing was okay.

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  11. Beats sitting in front of a computer? by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You only ever hear people with nice soft office jobs make these kinds of dumbass statements. This sort of thing might be fun as a hobby, but as a life it would suck. It is hot, it is dangerous and the pay would not be great.

    No one really wants to do hard work for a shitty living, stop romanticizing it. I think it is an offshoot of the Noble Savage BS.

    1. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by MagikSlinger · · Score: 1

      Mike Rowe would like to talk to you.

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    2. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Bodhammer · · Score: 1

      There is a lot of satisfaction in craftsmanship. It is very fulfilling to make things. Even though I work in Avionics, I love to brew beer. I may even open a brewery soon. I recommend two books for you: "Shop Class as Soulcraft: An Inquiry into the Value of Work" and "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry into Values"

      The way things are going, it might be nice to have skills that don't require electricity.

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    3. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Being a blacksmith, you could probably make some money but it's a niche market. Meanwhile, it's not like they don't exist... you can buy swords at various places. I think even SkyMall used to sell sword replicas from films and such.

      It would be great if the world simply rewarded people for doing things, even if just above average. There are things I'd love to do: glass blowing, metal work, etc... unfortunately I need an income. And while I might be able to make a living, between the demand for some things not being huge and my skills might wind up being only "meh" I'd rather keep the job I have.

      Don't get me wrong, I LIKE programming... but sometimes I would like to do something singular like the above, where I actually produce something tangible.

    4. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I already brew beer, I also cure meats, bake bread and create many other things.

      I would never want to do any of those for a living in modern society. The hours are long and the pay is shit.

    5. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      99% of those swords are made in some mostly automated process. They are basically just stamped out in a factory.

      You think you would like to do that work, but once you do it your will wish for your old programming job back.

      I brew beer, make cured meats, bake bread, hunt, fish, but I would not want to do any of those as professions.

    6. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between modern trades and being a viking blacksmith.

      A modern tradesmen is not spending his nights starving in a cave. He is not living day to day to feed himself. He has osha to protect him.

    7. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by MagikSlinger · · Score: 1

      Do you know modern tradesmen? You might be surprised what kind of hobbies they like.

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    8. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      No one really wants to do hard work for a shitty living, stop romanticizing it. I think it is an offshoot of the Noble Savage BS.

      If you were an average guy living in Norse society (or anywhere else in Europe) circa 1000 CE, your likely career options were:
      - soldier or military sailor (that's where the big bucks were)
      - fishing
      - farming (these folks were likely to be at the bottom of the social structure)
      - shipbuilding
      - smithing
      - merchant shipping

      None of those activities is particularly safe or pleasant.

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    9. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm...osha doesn't pay the bills. the life of most skilled craftsman in the US is a constant struggle to stay
      above water

    10. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I know many, several in my family.

      Their hobbies seem as varied as anyone else's.

    11. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I agree they all sucked, but folks love to romantize that period and many other shitty periods in human history.

    12. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Jeng · · Score: 1

      If you sit in front of a computer all day it is sometimes nice to go home and do things not on a computer.

      Much like if you sat in front of a forge all day you might like to go home and sit in front of a computer.

      I did not vtfv (view the fucking video), but I rather doubt that the guy is looking to do this for a living, but is instead doing it as a hobby.

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    13. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why? trades jobs suck. I have many trades person in my family. My dad, uncles aunts etc..

      I always heard the same thing from them: You want to go to school and get a good job becasue trades jobs suck.
      Paraphrase.

      Different hours, low security, in order to make 'real money' you work all kinds of crazy overtime. Deal mostly with uneducated loud mouths.
      I work with people in a specific trade right now, and all of them over 35 our pretty beat up and wish they had an office job .

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    14. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      "No one really wants to do hard work for a shitty living, stop romanticizing it"

      Hopefully you recognize that absolute terms like never, always, and nobody are rarely strictly accurate.

      There are 7 billion people on this planet, and I can assure you that among them are many who sincerely enjoy doing hard work for a living, find their work deeply satisfying, and often its own reward.

      Maybe that's not your thing. Maybe it's not what most laborers would choose if there were lower hanging fruit. But I fail to see the harm in romanticizing it. In the world there is evil greater than blacksmithing.

      Fantasize about whatever you want, and allow others to do the same.

    15. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      " folks love to romantize that period and many other shitty periods"

      And to "romantize" that is bad because ... what?

      What period in human history wasn't shitty?

    16. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Romanticize is clearly what I meant.

      This time would be considerably less shitty assuming you live in a first world nation. Living to 30 and beyond is pretty nice.

    17. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Not just people with nice soft office jobs, people who have never known financial hardship. Wanting to work with your hands is understandable, but wanting to suffer the lifestyle that comes with it? Haha it's my second greatest life transplant fantasy after sending a libertarian back to the Gilded Age.

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    18. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      many who sincerely enjoy doing hard work for a living, find their work deeply satisfying, and often its own reward.

      No one said they didn't. The question is whether they would prefer to have had an office job for livelihood and done the 'hard work' stuff as a hobby.

      Ask most 55+ yr old trade workers in the 'hard' trades and you'll find most of them no longer find it worth the trade offs with their old and broken bodies. Hard work is satisfying, but it has costs you don't always recognize until it's too late.

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    19. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting anon because by employer wouldn't want to be associated with my trolling.

      I quit my job as a project lead on database applications used in power trading and market forecasting. It was a better then average programming job (crunchy problems, bosses with engineering degrees etc). As the company grew air thieves ruined the place.

      Now I'm mold maker/engineer for a manufacturer of model airplane propellers. (I do have a fairly long history in the shop). It pays less. Worth every penny, and they haven't even let me shoot a Cornish game hen out of a cannon at a spinning propeller yet.

    20. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      If you sit in front of a computer all day it is sometimes nice to go home and do things not on a computer.

      Yes. My hobbies are hunting, playing cards, and repairing/restoring vehicles.

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    21. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Hard work is satisfying, but it has costs you don't always recognize until it's too late.

      Soft jobs have their own costs.

      Let's face it. It's all just life. No one's getting out alive, and age has its own built-in liabilities, regardless of how hard you work (or avoid working) your body in your youth.

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    22. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      If they let you, please be sure to post a video of that.

    23. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by NonFerrousBueller · · Score: 2

      I'll have to agree with geekoid. I moved to NZ in 2002. Not having any computer qualifications I decided to pursue an adult apprenticeship as a machinist (Fitter/Turner to those of us in the Commonwealth). Two years of night school and two more years of dealing with the adage of "those that can't, teach". While I enjoy working with my hands and the equipment I get to play with is great, it's hard work with the constant danger of losing fingers or worse. It's hard on 40+ year-old bodies, and the pay is not that great. I'm taking time out to raise our daughter, while my well-paid accountant wife earns the money. I decided to learn a hobby as a profession, and that was a mistake. Should have gone back to school to learn programming or systems administration but getting late for that now.

      If you really want a trade, do your market research first. I also suggest a trade where you can fit all your tools in a van; this means you can work for yourself (plumber, sparky). Machinists need rooms full of expensive gear and are forever tied to an employer.

    24. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why you interpret that as romanticism and as meaning people want to spend all day working as a blacksmith depending on it for their income. It looks to me to be more in the context of one's hobbies. Enough slashdotters do whatever at work, then come home and spend a large amount of time sitting at a computer. It is rather nice to have a hobby different from work, that gets one away from the computer when at risk of spending 12+ hours a day sitting in front of one. I don't know how that upsets you and gets you off into a rant about people expecting to pay the bills and do blacksmithing for 8 or more hours a day, unless I missed something and this engineer was being paid to do this full time at Google too.

    25. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      But what if we lived in a society where you wouldn't have to do just one all the time? The tasks themselves are intrinsically rewarding, it's just the mass production and constant repetition that kill the joy.

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    26. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, they had slaves for some of the above.

      Secondly, it is kind of doubtful that their merchant and military fleets were that separate.

      Thirdly, based on common sense there had to be plenty of other career choices for an average dude: from jewelry making to veterinary or log cabin building. Some of which might be part-time or seasonal jobs.

    27. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      The damage from lack of activity can be mitigated with, funnily enough, more activity.

      The damage from too much hard activity....not so much.

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    28. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Without the repetition its highly unlikely that you'd be good enough to make a living at any of those things though

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    29. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Interfacer · · Score: 1

      It is a niche market, and you won't get rich. I am an apprentice level smith. A friend of mine (who is a master smith) says that the only way to end up with a small fortune in smithing is to start with a big fortune.

      I forge kitchen knives and straight razors mostly. From bar stock to finished item can easily take 8 hours or more. Even if I can sell them at a decent price for such items, my hourly rate is very low. The profit for a 100 euro kitchen knife, per hour, is much less than if I had been flipping burgers at Mc Donalds. The only way to make it as a smith are to work your ass off, from dawn till dusk, and be lucky and skilled (it takes both) enough that you're able to get enough 'fame' in your niche that people will pay big bucks to own something you made.

      I know many smiths, and like me, most of them do it as a hobby which they can pursue with a lot of passion. Because it is very unlikely that you're skilled and lucky enough that your shop time is more profitable than e.g. your time as a systems engineer. There are people who succeed in making it their profession, but they are very few.

      Of course, as a hobby it is a totally different story. Because it allows me to do something I like very much and make some pocket money doing it.

    30. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by gknoy · · Score: 1

      It's never too late to learn programming. Your pay scale may not be awesome, but if you find that you enjoy it and like learning, there's little to be lost by learning programming.

    31. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um yes you are right, OSHA does not pay the bills, but they do set the safety standards. also most people working in the US right now are struggling to stay above water.

    32. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Not really, one must simply master the master tool. Any increase in mastery propagates down to specialized tasks and vice-versa.

      The act of crafting breeds respect and admiration for quality craftsmanship and a distaste for waste. You would be suprised how little it takes to live comfortably when you own quality, maintainable goods.

      I could spend a whole day working to pay for some nice machine made dinnerware, or pay 1/4 less for something that'll last 1/10 as long, or I could spend 10-12 hours in the studio making myself something that fits my needs EXACTLY. ...with some wobbylness...

      I know which I would prefer. Unfortunately, I've seen first hand how people struggle with crafting things so unless there's a big concerted effort to teach mastery of the human body and move away from the virus of 'individuality', it won't be possible for the vast majority of humans.

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    33. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You realize, don't you, that the Blacksmith in town was often one of the most prominent figures?

      Blacksmiths, butchers, bakers, millers, and merchantmen, - you know, the people you depend upon to make or supply the tools and supplies you need to provide for yourself - were the equivalent of today's "technology" workers (except they produced quantifiable things bereft of heavy sales and marketing). Just because they worked hard does not mean they weren't successful or profitable, and that they lived in caves.

      (Seriously, you think your life is more noble than their's were? They were either self employed or had a single manager, and their skills were in demand. They could go literally anywhere and ply their trades. You, on the other hand, have a hierarchy of managers, making markedly less than each and every one of them, and are a peon in comparison, most likely.)

      My great grandfather was a Blacksmith at the end of an age - when blacksmithing had been relegated to the 'back burner' and welding was taking form. He was fairly wealthy due to a successful "career". Most of what he did in the later years was, as I understand it, repairing tools and shodding horses.

      It's really only in recent times that the people consuming goods more than than they're producing them (you know, what we call 'white collar workers' now) were anything other than homeless or destitute. If you can't produce, then you can't survive let alone thrive.

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    34. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Interesting. So what you're saying is:

      * white colar IT work fits your definition of a trade job
      * working hard and taking your lumps sucks

      I've got news for you, most of those over 35 who had an office job would be all sorts of beat up in other ways - they'd have health problems from sedentary lifestyles, for starters. No, their knees, planters, and fingers wouldn't hurt as much but their backs would.

      Working for yourself is always preferable to working for someone else. That's what most of these people bitch about the most, I think - as in any field.

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    35. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      lol.

      I would NOT recommend people enter the field of programming. not today. in 5-10 years, it will all be outsource. it already it, to a large degree.

      I once was able to make a good living with my software background. now, its very hard to find a job and 'everyone' seems to bill themselves as a programmer of some kind.

      its just too saturated now. sigh ;(

      I would say the opposite: there will ALWAYS be a need for tradesman. if your window breaks, you need a local guy to replace it. you need a local guy to fix your plumbing or run electrical wires. not high paying but otoh, being out of work for a long time (me, sadly) means my income is *effectively* less than a carpenter or tradesman of some kind.

      programming had its hey-day but its now over. its a commodity. no one pays for talent or experience, they ONLY want youth and disposable employees. its quite sad and the field is nothing like it was when I first started (mid 80's, professionally).

      mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be programmers.

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    36. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by euxneks · · Score: 1

      Different hours, low security, in order to make 'real money' you work all kinds of crazy overtime. Deal mostly with uneducated loud mouths.

      This sounds an awful lot like a non-trades job too. You just have to find a place where you like working and the people are great in my opinion.

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    37. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of the replies that I saw so far seemed to miss what I thought was the point.

      Sitting in front of a computer is what he does do most of the day (he works for Google... last I checked they don't make and sell swords).

      Blacksmithing is a hobby of his (as opposed to the rest of us who enjoy spending time on youtube and slashdot). This isn't Noble Savage BS.

    38. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Even more important, when the apocalypse hits and civilization is reduced to rag-tag groups scraping out a meager living in a bartering economy, what use are you going to get out of being a kick-ass C# programmer? What use will you be to other people, in order to trade your skills for food and shelter?

      Tradesmen, on the other hand, will be able to make tools, build shelter, grow food and jerry-rig the remnants of western civilization (cars etc.) into useful objects for survival.

      It's never to late to learn a trade or physical skill, even if it may not end up being your primary occupation.

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    39. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      when the apocalypse hits and civilization is reduced to rag-tag groups scraping out a meager living in a bartering economy

      If, not when.

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    40. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The way things are going, it might be nice to have skills that don't require electricity.

      Once society loses the ability to create electricity, the only skills necessary will be the ability to wave a big fucking sword around in a vain attempt to stave off the zombie apocalypse.

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    41. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I already brew beer, I also cure meats, bake bread and create many other things.

      I would never want to do any of those for a living in modern society. The hours are long and the pay is shit.

      Agreed, I always want to ask all the back to basics fans why they don't just go and work as farm labourers for a couple of years and see how they feel about the fucking dignity of hard physical labour when they've been out shovelling shit for twelve hours and have to get up again in four hours time to milk the cows.

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    42. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      " folks love to romantize that period and many other shitty periods"

      And to "romantize" that is bad because ... what?

      What period in human history wasn't shitty?

      Would you really not prefer to be living in the US or EU now rather than in the time of the Great Plague in Europe or as a Jew in 1930s Germany?

      Do you have any idea how horrible life was for the vast majority of ordinary people even somewhere supposedly rich and civilised like Britain in the middle of the Nineteenth Century?

      I know it's currently fashionable to deny the concept of progress, but I can assure you I know when I'm better off, and it's not in some Fantasy period where a few aristocrats had all the fun and 90% of the population lived in squalor, on starvation wages, working most of their waking lives just to survive.

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    43. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      But I fail to see the harm in romanticizing it.

      Romanticizing is just a polite word for telling stories, or more bluntly lying.

      We need stories, but we also need to be able to differentiate them from the actual truth.

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    44. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Hard work is satisfying, but it has costs you don't always recognize until it's too late.

      Soft jobs have their own costs.

      Let's face it. It's all just life. No one's getting out alive, and age has its own built-in liabilities, regardless of how hard you work (or avoid working) your body in your youth.

      Similarly, we shouldn't bother about all that medicines and hospitals and nurses and doctors. 'Cus we're all going to die anyway. Anyone who gets ill, just let them die. It's probably God's will, or something anyway.

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    45. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      "When" seems more and more likely, though.

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    46. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      "We need stories, but we also need to be able to differentiate them from the actual truth."

      Why?

      Forget history, just reading posts here about current events reveals that we've figuratively got people living on completely different planets.

      If there is one "actual truth",encapsulating a historical time and place, I don't know who is qualified to say what it is. If you've got a deterministic algorithm and accompanying proof for discerning "actual truth", do share.

      Until then, we tell stories with our biases, and we hear them with our biases, and we recollect them with our biases. We merge the evidence to our prejudices, and sometimes our prejudices to the evidence, and muddle along trying to make the best of a complex world no single human can accurately understand.

    47. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's in New Zealand. Programming work is damned hard to find. I graduated in 2006, still haven't had a hit. I do have a reading disability, but that can't legally have an impact on my employment prospects.

    48. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're romanticising the present.

    49. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The damage from lack of activity can be mitigated with, funnily enough, more activity.

      Cool. Explain how, please? I have muscular tension that I can't get rid of, due to years of being sedentary (and parental abuse, but we'll forgo that for the moment). Activity doesn't allow the muscles to relax, it simply causes the lactic acid to build up to painful levels. Simply "getting some exercise" just doesn't work.

      I await your explanation with a high level of anticipation. I really want to be able to relax these muscles.

    50. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      due to years of being sedentary

      Don't do that. I.e. you can mitigate a sedentary job by doing activity. But you have to do it AT THE SAME TIME. You can't undo a decade of sedentary lifestyle with no exercise.

      Activity doesn't allow the muscles to relax

      Actually regular exercise is the best way to keep your muscles in good shape and healthy and...relaxed.

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    51. Re:Beats sitting in front of a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a graduate degree in computer engineering. I've also spent 10 years in the field as an electrician. I actually like doing electrical work

  12. Secrets of the Samurai Sword by Bodhammer · · Score: 0

    This is also very interesting : http://video.pbs.org/video/1150578495/

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  13. Watch those hammers! by Bodhammer · · Score: 0, Troll

    "According to the FBI annual crime statistics, the number of murders committed annually with hammers and clubs far outnumbers the number of murders committed with a rifle."

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/01/03/FBI-More-People-Killed-With-Hammers-and-Clubs-Each-Year-Than-With-Rifles

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    1. Re:Watch those hammers! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Let me know when someone uses a hammer to kill 20 people in a minute.

      Also, hammer are widely available. Thanks for providing a data point show weapons that are more easily available are more likely to be used in crimes.

      Except guns, apparently.

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    2. Re:Watch those hammers! by JDevers · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unfortunately a very small number of gun deaths in the US are committed with rifles.

      http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-12-18/american-gun-deaths-to-exceed-traffic-fatalities-by-2015

      From a nested link in the link you posted, gun deaths outnumber blunt object deaths 17 to 1 in 2011. The other years in the article were similar.

      http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-11

    3. Re:Watch those hammers! by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh noes, in a minute? That totally makes an objective difference!

      I'm kidding. It makes no difference. Rifles kill well under 400 people a year in the US, and assault rifles way under that. It's noise.

      But carry on with your emotional arguments at will...

    4. Re:Watch those hammers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this moron down please

    5. Re:Watch those hammers! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1, Troll

      Unfortunately a very small number of gun deaths in the US are committed with rifles.

      A gun control advocate accidentally told the truth about what they think!

      Now watch the back-peddle and denial.

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    6. Re:Watch those hammers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you cannot articulate a reason why you would like something modded down then perhaps you should reconsider your position.

    7. Re:Watch those hammers! by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Guns are involved in around 70% of murders in USA. Hammers and other blunt objects are about 5%.

    8. Re:Watch those hammers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He neither said he was a gun control advocate, nor expressed an opinion. Simply linked to statistics, which show:
      In 2011, out of 12,664 total murders, 8,583 were committed with guns (67.7%). Fact.
      Why would he want to back-peddle or deny?

    9. Re:Watch those hammers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rifles are out of fashion. People use carbines and assault lookalikes now.

    10. Re:Watch those hammers! by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      The only denial comes from gun nuts like you who think everyone else should willingly suffer for your little handgun pettish.

    11. Re:Watch those hammers! by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 2

      OK, so why are they going after "assault rifles" which kill very, very few people (think in the order of the number of people killed by lightening)? Not that we'll cave in to the gun grabbers on handguns either, but why the focus on such a tiny problem?

      I'll tell you why - emotion and fear. The gun-grabber's greatest weapon.

    12. Re:Watch those hammers! by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      This story is about hammers.
      The parent posts are comparing hammers and guns. Comparing killings with blunt objects and rifles, jokingly implying that hammers are more dangerous than guns.

      For that comparison to be valid, it should be between ball-peen hammers and rifles. The more common claw hammer should be compared with pistols.

      Stop getting you knickers in a twist, Mr Anti-GunGrabber.

    13. Re:Watch those hammers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I love how anyone with an interest in, or an enthusiasm for firearms is a "gun nut". To me, people like you are fucking pussy bitches. Grow some fucking balls and stop blaming average people for the acts of fucking lunatics. Fuck man.

    14. Re:Watch those hammers! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately a very small number of gun deaths in the US are committed with rifles.

      And yet, rifles find themselves at the top of the list of things to use in marketing getting all handguns and most rifles banned.

      If efforts to ban guns were fact based, this would not be the case.

      In other news, over 75% of all firearm deaths are "criminal subculture" related.

      But, I know - it sure would be convenient if the scrapegoat objects used to denigrate the 2nd Amendment and its proponents were, in fact, implements of death and destruction. Almost as convenient if this were something the fascists could nail down as definitively causative to violence, overlooking the cultural and environmental aspects outright (as they already do).

      Tell me, why do you think the vast majority of firearm related deaths are occurring in specific urban neighborhoods within the larger urban areas?

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    15. Re:Watch those hammers! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I love how anyone with an interest in, or an enthusiasm for firearms is a "gun nut". To me, people like you are fucking pussy bitches. Grow some fucking balls and stop blaming average people for the acts of fucking lunatics. Fuck man.

      People who can only settle arguments with guns are the fucking pussy bitches.

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    16. Re:Watch those hammers! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Oh noes, in a minute? That totally makes an objective difference!

      I'm kidding. It makes no difference. Rifles kill well under 400 people a year in the US, and assault rifles way under that. It's noise.

      But carry on with your emotional arguments at will...

      Assault rifles have one purpose, which is to kill as many people as quickly and effectively as possible in a military confrontation.

      There is simply no excuse for them to be in the hands of civilians.

      And it does make a difference if you can kill 20 people quickly and easily rather than slowly and with difficulty. Assault rifles give weaklings the chance to cheat nature and act like mini-gods for a few minutes, until they take their own pathetic lives.

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    17. Re:Watch those hammers! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      He said it was unfortunate that so few murders are committed by rifles.

      Clearly he thinks more would be better.

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    18. Re:Watch those hammers! by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      So what. The statistics show that it's a non-issue.

    19. Re:Watch those hammers! by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      You know what else is noise? The grief of 40+ parents without their children...

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  14. Maybe he knows something we don't? by VortexCortex · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean, if you work at Google in the anti-malware devision you've probably got a good idea about the types of exploits coming down the line. Now, if someone like that is acquiring skills they'd only really need if life as we know it were blasted back to the iron age...

  15. How does this beat sitting in front of a computer? by dbrossard · · Score: 1

    Because I AM sitting at a computer to watch the narrated purpose of each step... Somehow Youtube videos will never be able to "beat sitting in front of the computer" because they seem to always require "sitting in front of the computer"

  16. I praise Satan everyday for power tools. by DRMShill · · Score: 2

    Two conclusions I can draw from that video:

    1. The stereotype of blacksmiths looking like body builders must be pretty accurate.

    2. A good sword must have cost as much as a shitty car.

    1. Re:I praise Satan everyday for power tools. by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      They cost far more than a shitty car...lexus level or higher

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    2. Re:I praise Satan everyday for power tools. by malkavian · · Score: 1

      A cheap sword cost as much as a house, by and large..
      They were expensive things back in the day (which is why most soldiers had spears etc.)

    3. Re:I praise Satan everyday for power tools. by DRMShill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well now I'm curious. It turns out whenever the word 'cost' appears in a Google search the results tend to point to online shops. But here's what I found: http://www.vincelewis.net/vikingsword.html
      http://www.motherearthnews.com/Sustainable-Farming/Small-Breed-Milk-Cows.aspx

      So a good Viking sword was worth 12 milk cows, and each milk cow is apparently worth about $2500 so $30000. Well that's assuming the value of a milk cow is constant throughout history. Not quite a Lexus, maybe an Acura.

    4. Re:I praise Satan everyday for power tools. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the other part of point 1- their hammer arm is noticeably stronger than their tong-arm

    5. Re:I praise Satan everyday for power tools. by Interfacer · · Score: 1

      Actually, a good sword would have been much more expensive than a good car.

    6. Re:I praise Satan everyday for power tools. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      "Well it's true I have two beaten swords and they cost me deep in the purse;
      But you will have the better of them and I will have the worse."

      (matty groves)

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    7. Re:I praise Satan everyday for power tools. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually a car would have been more expensive. Lots of folks knew how to make swords back then. Nobody knew how to make a car.

  17. Jeezuz, have we come so far... by Jawnn · · Score: 0

    ...that a documentary on ancient metal working is "stuff that matters"? Sure, it's interesting, but is the /. crowd that isolated that they've never heard of forge welding?

    1. Re:Jeezuz, have we come so far... by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      wouldnt a welded forge be kinda useless for high temperature applicatons? i would think brick or other ceramic would be the way to go.

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    2. Re:Jeezuz, have we come so far... by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because we've heard of forge welding, and this example, with the decorative pattern welding in particular, is particularly interesting owing to the complexity of the work and the hours involved in getting it right.

    3. Re:Jeezuz, have we come so far... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to guess you're trolling or being funny, but in case you aren't: forge-welding is welding using a forge, not welding a forge. Although... most forges do have critical parts made out of steel. The only place where steel gets hot enough to become plastic (or burn) is in the center of the coal. The edges are cool enough that things like the basin and vent don't get anywhere near melting. I've seen people make a forge out of a kitchen sink, some kiln cement, and a shop vac. The sink never melts, despite the cement not being too thick.

  18. Re:Careful, you could be labeled a terrorist by Jeng · · Score: 1
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  19. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    Cool, glad you found the link, I was thinking the exact same thing.

    I was also thinking the guy in the NOVA special could probably sell that sword for many thousands of dollars ;-)

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  20. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7721851/

    I think you can download PBS shows legally, but I'm not a lawyer.

  21. Fail..... by Jintsui · · Score: 2

    If he was MAN, he would have hammered that himself with a hammer, not a hammering machine.

    1. Re:Fail..... by Drophet · · Score: 1

      I realize you're joking, but I'm pretty sure if ancient vikings (and other smiths throughout the world) had access to propane forges, mass produced steel (not iron they had to smelt and then add carbon to make into steel themselves) and power hammers - they would have used them. As it was, they had apprentices to wield heavy sledges to do much of the drawing out.

      It's the end result that matters most.

      Now, if he was at a Viking times re-enactment camp for tourists, then sure... hand hammer away!
      Having done some hours at the forge myself, I can tell you when you switch from a 3 lb hand hammer to a power hammer, it's amazingly relieving and time-saving.

      Cheers!

  22. Guys, be careful. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny
    It starts simple like this, and it could eventually consume all your time.

    I was simply drinking coffee in Starbucks. Then someone told me you can actually brew the coffee at home. Start with a simple stove top percolator, he said. Then it became a cheap 10 cup presto coffee maker. Then came the French Press, then the "grinding your own just before brewing", roasting your own bean just before grinding just before brewing, espresso machines, pump based espresso not the wimpy steam pressure espresso, .....

    Now I am driving 150 miles each way to slopes of the Smoky Mountains each weekend to tend a patch of coffee shrubs which I am going to harvest, dry, grind and brew. They are saying the next step is to feed the coffee fruits to some weasels and collect the beans from its other end, then to dry, grind and brew. No one told me this is where I am going to end up. So watch out.

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    1. Re:Guys, be careful. by sudog · · Score: 1

      If you grind immediately after roasting, you don't get to experience peak.

  23. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by filthpickle · · Score: 1

    I thought the same thing too. That is a really good episode.

  24. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by Alomex · · Score: 2

    Quote from the show:

    ALAN WILLIAMS: The swords were far better than any other swords made, before or since, in Europe. And these must have been extraordinarily valuable to their contemporaries, because of their properties.

    Except for the Damascus sword, which was fabricated in several places in the Muslim empire, including, famously, in Toledo, Spain, where to this date there is a blade making industry.

    Not only that, but the Viking sword was merely an attempt to duplicate the quality of the Saracen sword.

  25. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    If it has anything to do with "peer to peer networks" it's "illegal theft" and the **AA will take your first born son if they're given a chance.

  26. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only that, but the Viking sword was merely an attempt to duplicate the...

    OK, first of all, there are lots of Viking swords... and nearly all of them are crap. Second of all, the NOVA episode is about the famous Ulfberht swords... and even this is not referred to reverently as "THE Viking Sword." And thirdly, and most importantly, the steel used in the Ulfberht most likely came from the same smelters as the steel that went into making Damascus blades. The point? You completely fabricated your statement because you must know a little about Damascus steel and admire the weapons made from them, so any upstart swords must be merely an attempt to duplicate... blah blah blah. You're an idiot. The swords were made from the same steel. There was no attempt to duplicate Damascus blades, but rather the Damascus blades and the Ulfberht blades were made from the same steel.

  27. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by Interfacer · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Perhaps not made with the same steel, but definitely with the same type of steel.
    Even in crucible steel, there is a difference based on ore and trace alloy elements, but in that era, the gap between crucible and non crucible steel was big.

    Anyway, many people are into smithing. I'm one of them. Of course, I don't work for google. :)

  28. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by tilante · · Score: 1

    Joke's on them. I only have a daughter.

  29. You do know by publiclurker · · Score: 2

    that anyone who posts from a breibart site should just admit to everyone that they don't have a leg to stand on. It's much less humiliating and doesn't waste the grownup's time.

  30. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Perhaps not made with the same steel, but definitely with the same type of steel.

    Then, by luck or good management, there is Swedish steel. I wonder if that had something to do with the quality of Viking swords.
    Ever try to drill through a piece of an old Swedish-built Husqvarna motocrosser to safety-wire it? Stuff is harder than the hubs of hell.

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  31. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by asliarun · · Score: 2

    Quote from the show:

    ALAN WILLIAMS: The swords were far better than any other swords made, before or since, in Europe. And these must have been extraordinarily valuable to their contemporaries, because of their properties.

    Except for the Damascus sword, which was fabricated in several places in the Muslim empire, including, famously, in Toledo, Spain, where to this date there is a blade making industry.

    Not only that, but the Viking sword was merely an attempt to duplicate the quality of the Saracen sword.

    Not that it matters, but just to set the record straight, "damascus" steel, just like the "Arabic" numeral system, was neither invented in Damascus nor in Arabia nor in Spain. Both the numeral system and the steel was invented in India. It should be more accurately called Wootz steel. This steel making technique technique was mastered and perfected by ironsmiths in South India around 300BC. The original technique also died with the ironsmiths over time, and has was only recently replicated with success some years ago.

    References:
    http://www.tms.org/pubs/journals/jom/9809/verhoeven-9809.html
    http://archaeology.about.com/od/wterms/g/wootz.htm
    http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/647868/wootz-steel

    The first article is the most informative and comprehensive of all.

    To quote from the articles linked above,
    "Wootz is the name given to an exceptional grade of iron ore steel first made in southern and south central India and Sri Lanka perhaps as early as 300 BC. Wootz is formed using a crucible to melt, burn away impurities and add important ingredients, and it contains a high carbon content (nearly 1.5%).

    Although iron making was part of Indian culture by as early as 1100 BC (at sites such as Hallur), the earliest evidence for the processing of iron in a crucible has been identified at the site of Kodumanal in Tamil Nadu province, and possibly also at Andhra Pradesh. The term 'wootz' appears in English in the late 18th century, and is probably derived from ukku, the word for crucible steel in the Indian language Kannada, and possibly from 'ekku' in old Tamil.

    Wootz steel is the primary component of Damascan steel. Syrian blacksmiths used wootz ingots to produce extraordinary steel weaponry throughout the middle ages. "

    For the record, I'm not a steel expert by any stretch, but I do love Japanese cooking knives, especially AS sandwitched core ones, and was really disappointed to learn that my first flashy "Damascus" pattern knife was only chemically etched and not a true damascus pattern.

  32. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    A daughter isn't enough. According to Hollywood actors are worth more than actresses.

  33. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by Saffaya · · Score: 1

    Youtube link of said documentary : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXbLyVpWsVM

  34. HORRORS!!! by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    This man is showing how to manufacture weapons. Surely he must be arrested, tried, and sentenced for this evil deed.

    And Google said they'd 'do no evil' my ass.

    But foolishly, folks, this is awesome cool that he shared the vid with all of us.

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  35. He should be in jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For teaching people how to make evil weapons that could hurt people. They might jump right off the table and start hacking people down. /sarcasm off

  36. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    if NOVA went off the air, I would consider selling/disposing of my TV. the choices are so few, now, that I can stand to watch.

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  37. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by queequeg1 · · Score: 1

    Indeed. And a Toledo Salamanca broadsword can easily remove the head of Viking.

  38. Very cool by phrostie · · Score: 1

    The whole series is cool.

    loved it.

  39. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by Alomex · · Score: 1

    Not that it matters, but just to set the record straight, "damascus" steel, just like the "Arabic" numeral system, was neither invented in Damascus nor in Arabia nor in Spain.

    You are talking about Damascus steel, I'm talking about the Damascus sword. The Damascus sword indeed used wootz high quality steel (at least originally) but it also had a secret manufacturing process which was equally important.

  40. Neat Video by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    The video and process was neat to watch, however part of me would have been way more impressed if he didn't use modern tools to make the knife because Vikings were certainly known for their pneumatic hammers and digital ovens. :)

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  42. Beating swords into plowshares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It remains to be seen if he can beat swords from plowshares.

  43. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by asliarun · · Score: 1

    Not that it matters, but just to set the record straight, "damascus" steel, just like the "Arabic" numeral system, was neither invented in Damascus nor in Arabia nor in Spain.

    You are talking about Damascus steel, I'm talking about the Damascus sword. The Damascus sword indeed used wootz high quality steel (at least originally) but it also had a secret manufacturing process which was equally important.

    I don't know enough about sword history, but I do know that the Indian swords or "talwars" during that time period were also damascus pattern swords. I also know that they were commonly made in India at that time. However, I'm not contradicting your point per se, I'm only adding to it. Sword making in itself is a highly evolved and nuanced art form.

    To my knowledge, the real tricky part was in making the steel ingots which were made exclusively in India, and were exported by Arabian traders to the rest of the world. It is worth noting that the mystery behind wootz steel has been a topic of constant research for hundreds of years and has remained a mystery until a few years ago despite constant and repeated attempts to crack the puzzle. The first microscopic analysis of steel was done on wootz steel.

  44. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by Alomex · · Score: 1

    the real tricky part was in making the steel ingots which were made exclusively in India,

    Even if you had a wootz ingot forging a blade was still a challenge, and in fact 19th and early 20th century smiths failed in spite of numerous attempts. Only quite recently has the process become nearly fully understood.

    http://www.tms.org/pubs/journals/jom/9809/verhoeven-9809.html

  45. Re:NOVA did a show on ancient blacksmithing recent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You completely fabricated your statement

    Here's the reference:

    Even if you had a wootz ingot forging a blade was still a challenge, and in fact 19th and early 20th century smiths failed in spite of numerous attempts. Only quite recently has the process become nearly fully understood.

    http://www.tms.org/pubs/journals/jom/9809/verhoeven-9809.html [tms.org]

    So much for fabricated statements.

    blah blah blah. You're an idiot. The swords were made from the same steel. There was no attempt to duplicate Damascus blades, but rather the Damascus blades and the Ulfberht blades were made from the same steel.

    It is funny that you feel the need to start your incorrect statement that "it was all about the steel" with "you are an idiot". Maybe it was your subconscious warning us that BS was about to follow.