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Making Sure Interviews Don't Turn Into Free Consulting

We've talked in the past about what kind of questions should be asked of potential developer hires, and how being honest in exit interviews probably isn't worth the potential damage to your career. We're also familiar with the tricky questions some interviewers like to throw at people to test their thinking skills, and the questionable merits of gauging somebody's skillset through a pointlessly obtuse math problem. But there are also shady employers who conduct interviews to try to mine your knowledge and experience to find free solutions to their current problems. An actual job may or may not be on the table, but if they can get what they need from you before hiring, then at the very least your bargaining position will have gotten worse. Have you dealt with situations like this in the past? Since you can't know for sure the interviewer's intentions, it's tough to provide an answer demonstrating your abilities without solving their problem. "Before asking about the fixes they’ve tried, start by acknowledging the depth of the problem and find out whether the manager has the resources to solve it. Then, just like a consultant, use their answers to highlight your experience and explain the approach you’d take." You could also try explaining how you've solved similar problems, which won't necessarily help them, but will demonstrate your value. Of course, one of the biggest challenges is determining when somebody is getting a little too specific with their interview questions. What red flags should people keep an eye out for?

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  1. Is This for Real? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Before asking about the fixes they’ve tried, start by acknowledging the depth of the problem and find out whether the manager has the resources to solve it. Then, just like a consultant, use their answers to highlight your experience and explain the approach you’d take." You could also try explaining how you've solved similar problems, which won't necessarily help them, but will demonstrate your value. Of course, one of the biggest challenges is determining when somebody is getting a little too specific with their interview questions.

    Is this serious? Here's a big red warning sign for me: if my job can be jeopardized by twenty minutes of talking, I'm probably in the wrong industry. I can tell you how to implement a solution but it's the actual work and planning and care that should be paid for cash money.

    What red flags should people keep an eye out for?

    Here's a red flag: What company out there is so full of morons that they go to interviewees for direction? Man, if I ever got that feeling in an interview, I wouldn't want to work for them anyway and I'd walk away laughing when they try to turn small talk into a business plan! Is this why "consulting" is so stupid? They can have all the free advice they want, it's still going to shit out half way through when they go, "Okay we have hadoop and lucene, what was that 'blur' thing he was talking about?" or "Okay, we've built a rails app with the generator and scaffolds ... now what did he say about creating database migrations?" and on and on.

    I mean, are there actually people out there that feel their job can be compromised by handing over thirty minutes of talking to a potential employer? The only thing I'd be worried about is if they started asking me to name names for other people they could hire.

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    1. Re:Is This for Real? by YodasEvilTwin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This. Article is retarded.

    2. Re:Is This for Real? by Scutter · · Score: 1

      I think the goal is to avoid wasting your time waiting to see if they're going to offer you a job, or to avoid accepting a job by a company like that if they do make an offer.

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    3. Re:Is This for Real? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This. Article is retarded.

      Not to mention, summary is really just a shameless plug for parent company Dice.com

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    4. Re:Is This for Real? by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bingo. If a company is desperate, sleazy, and stupid enough to use job applicants for free consulting, they're (a) not about to hire you as a full-time employee and (b) not somewhere you'd want to work anyway.

      If it's pertinent to your job, do what the interviewer asks. If they treat you like this, consider yourself lucky you learned about their methods before you accepted the job. Meanwhile, you won't ruin genuine job offers with your paranoia.

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    5. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS.

      If your job is that easily sourced that you are worried about giving "free consulting", then you're either an egomaniac or you have an incredibly small skillset (and shouldn't really be picky about where you're interviewing).

      I'm an IT Manager. If I'm hiring someone, I'm looking to may them many thousands of dollars for many years to be productive in my environment. If I have a tough problem that my team can't solve, I'll consult it quickly and get it fixed. My job won't survive me playing games with doing fake interviews to try and get answers which could have been obtained in an hourlong interview (and probably a Google search, by extension).

      Terrible article.

    6. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know of a mom and pop computer shop that, when they got behind on repairs, would run an ad for a technician. The "interview": We have a bunch of broken PC's in the back. Stay as long as you want, and fix as many as you can. When your done, let us know. Well look at your fixes and let you know if you got the job.

    7. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The only thing I'd be worried about is if they started asking me to name names for other people they could hire.

      I had that happen to me. I had applied, but they apparently weren't interested in me, but they called me several times to ask me for other programmers they might like better. They actually got belligerent about it when I declined to provide any other candidates.

    8. Re:Is This for Real? by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      just like a consultant, use their answers to highlight your experience and explain the approach you’d take." You could also try explaining how you've solved similar problems, which won't necessarily help them, but will demonstrate your value.

      Couldn't have said it better myself.

      I do have a story to share though: I was interviewing for a non-profit housing assistance program, and the interview was set at 2 hours... 1st, I'm never doing a 2 hour interview again, if they ask, and there's no technical test involved, they can go shove it. Anyways, the entirety of the people I interviewed with were well over 50, one talked about "server side" javascript... ??? ??? ??? But anyways, these folks didn't have a fuckin clue as to what's where and where's what and the wound up stating a lot of their problems (re-iterated cause I interviewed with 4 people 1 at a time) and asked me how I'd solve them... I wound up giving them the high level abstract solution of course, but I couldn't help feeling like these folks had no direction and needed direction as much as actual work.

    9. Re:Is This for Real? by Georules · · Score: 1

      "server-side" javascript: probably talking about Node.js

    10. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would you show me how you would pump this woman's gas tank? 8-hours-later. Well, we will let you know.

    11. Re:Is This for Real? by unixisc · · Score: 2
      From the interviewee side of the equation, if I were the guy being mined for insider information, I'd simply state some basic things that are pretty much public knowledge, and then add that 'Beyond that, this information is confidential, and I'm not at liberty to share it'.

      Sounds pretty simple

    12. Re:Is This for Real? by Molt · · Score: 2

      Why didn't you just Google for 'server side javascript' when you got back to find out if it existed and was something you'd not heard of yourself?

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    13. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      First, two hour interviews are actually kind of short for the industry. Most of mine have been near all-day events where I was flown or provided transportation to the site, and then interviewed over the course of a working day.

      Second, for a non-profit, it's quite possible that they do need direction. I'm generalizing, but, because of the market, the "higher quality" staffing typically fills higher quality jobs - Google, Microsoft, Apple, etc - while the rest of the stratus layers get what they can. The budgets for non-profits are naturally going to be tighter than a multi-national and you may be expected to do more than one task for the organization. Personally, I prefer the "jack-of-all-trades" openings over the highly specialized and insulated positions at bigger corporations. Less likely to get bored, and your exposure to different things is greater. YMMV...

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    14. Re:Is This for Real? by asaul · · Score: 1

      I believe my former boss encountered this actually. He actually stopped them part way through the interview and said "from now on, this is consulting" when their questions started getting too detailed.

      I worked for him under the two execs that did the interview, and I have no doubt one of them was the sort of guy who would take an idea he thought he knew and try and ram it through as his own (he was not IT literate, technical in his field but knew nothing of enterprise level IT infrastructure). We frequently had to deal with him talking to vendors behind our backs and undermining the work we did to put in proper solutions because they clashed with his source of free event tickets. The engineers that were under him in his field copped it worse, because he would micro manage their projects and throw in whole new solutions depending on which vendor he could get something from.

      So, I think this would come down to more the personality of the person conducting the interview, rather than being an outright plan on behalf of the company.

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    15. Re:Is This for Real? by Jonathan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course it's real. Why, I remember a case where clearly the interviewer needed some insights into animal transportation. As if I am going to help them figure out how to keep their cabbage from being eaten by a goat while crossing a river for free!

    16. Re:Is This for Real? by jd659 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Here's a big red warning sign for me: if my job can be jeopardized by twenty minutes of talking, I'm probably in the wrong industry.

      It's not that the “job can be jeopardized” but rather a good and creative solution can be obtained without even intending to hiring the person.

      I work in design industry. There not many people who can quickly come up with elegant solutions. I once was asked to have the fourth (!) interview with the same company that “didn’t make up the mind” and wanted to have all the VPs present just to make sure that we are the right fit. We talked about the experience and the past designs, but then they gave me the printouts of their current product that needed to be redesigned and asked me to take 30 minutes and then present my solutions. Having many years of experience in the field, I can usually spot most of the non-trivial issues right away. A half hour design session with a top designer can cost a lot of money, but the company wanted to do it for free as an “interview”. Needless to say, I just stated that this is “not ethical to ask such a question” and I will be happy to demonstrate my skills by redesigning any other product that is not done by that company. They were shocked and tried to save their faces by stating that everyone else they interviewed for the position completed this task. And I said “fine, hire them.” At the end, the company made me an offer, but I declined.

      There are many people who have a huge experience and can charge thousands of dollars for essentially one hour of work. If you are good at debugging, you may be flying to a client who cannot figure out some problem in the production system. Guess what, you may come there and say “clear the cache” to resolve their issue. And it will cost them thousands of dollars. Yes, it can be that expensive. Can this company afford you? No. Would you want to work there? No. But they might be very likely be interested in getting some work done for free disguised as an interview.

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    17. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution is simple. Don't say one word to the interviewers until they fork over that retainer.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JBvfZTx-vs

    18. Re:Is This for Real? by paxprobellum · · Score: 2

      Confirm. Not news for nerds.

    19. Re:Is This for Real? by jd659 · · Score: 1

      We have a bunch of broken PC's in the back. Stay as long as you want, and fix as many as you can. When your done, let us know. Well look at your fixes and let you know if you got the job.

      This is a great setup for insanely fun practical jokes.

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    20. Re:Is This for Real? by drolli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly my thoughts. I am a consultant.

      If you are doing consulting right, then you give away a part of it for free, which will be your "free interview". If i figure out that a job can be done by talking for twenty minutes over lunch (happens), then i will just do that and tell the guy who i am should a real job turn up.

      The result of this is that i am bounced around from interesting project to interesting project (in a big department) - and paid for doign real work - and i got involved in most of the projects by doing small things, which demonstrated my skills and where wtriting a bill would have been more work than doing it "for free". If you solve a thing where the manager thinks its big (but in reality its a 1h job), just do it, dont negotiate. If the company isnt worth it, then dont show up again, otherwise the manager will think "wow" the technicians will think "okay, this guy can be on the team" and you will be happy and respected, and wont have to worry about them bitching around about every hour.

    21. Re:Is This for Real? by recharged95 · · Score: 1

      Good ol Dice...

      There was a time not so long ago, (late 90's) when the name Dice.com was fitting (i.e. a roll of the dice).

    22. Re:Is This for Real? by MangoCats · · Score: 1

      No job worth having will be threatened by this kind of thing.

      On the other hand, I have seen "work from home" offers requiring a test to be executed and e-mailed in that would take several hours to complete, often using some esoteric knowledge not readily available in ordinary documentation. The one in particular I encountered came from the Philippines.

    23. Re:Is This for Real? by MangoCats · · Score: 1

      There's a Dilbert strip about this (Boss asks Dilbert to interview consultants as research...)

    24. Re:Is This for Real? by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      Helpful hint: the wolf may not particularly like to eat cabbage, but he'll darn well eat you if you leave him on one side of the river with nothing but cabbage to eat. Just saying.

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    25. Re:Is This for Real? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I mean, are there actually people out there that feel their job can be compromised by handing over thirty minutes of talking to a potential employer? The only thing I'd be worried about is if they started asking me to name names for other people they could hire.

      In other words, they had problems getting people to come interview, so they need free referrals from you, for people to compete against you, for more employer-favorable negotiated compensation / employment terms? :)

      Is this serious? Here's a big red warning sign for me: if my job can be jeopardized by twenty minutes of talking, I'm probably in the wrong industry. I can tell you how to implement a solution but it's the actual work and planning and care that should be paid for cash money.

      I don't know about 'care'; but if the solution was simple enough to not require real work, AND if that person really has no other problems worth hiring someone of my calibre; then I might consider not getting hired a blessing in that case, as it would save me from getting bored -- and leave me free to pursue other jobs that would be a better fit.

    26. Re:Is This for Real? by peterofoz · · Score: 1

      If the problem to solve is trivial, then perhaps offer a solution. If its hard enough that you'd worry about doing free consulting, then switch tactics and ask questions, deep probing questions to make sure you understand the whole picture. The interviewer should be able to determine from the questions you ask that you know what your are doing, or at least you know what you don't know which is also valuable to solving a problem. If they keep pressing for a solution, then they're either unethical or incompetent so you should either walk away or raise your rates. We run into this periodically where during a bid tender and proposal process the customer is asking for the solution pre-sales. Then it becomes a game of chess - to demonstrate that you know what you are doing without giving away the cash-cow vs. winning the business/job.

    27. Re:Is This for Real? by rnturn · · Score: 1

      Years ago, I interviewed with a company that went through the standard technical questions, how one solved problems, etc. This was for a company that claimed they were putting together a team to pursue new business in a new area. When we got to the end of the technical interview and started discussing the next steps, they told me that their hiring process was to have each candidate put together a business plan that they would evaluate at in the next interview. Ri-i-i-ight. I politely declined to write their business plan for them when they called me to schedule a follow-up interview.

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    28. Re:Is This for Real? by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Stay as long as you want, and fix as many as you can. When your done, let us know. Well look at your fixes and let you know if you got the job.

      Asiding from being illegal... it's also unreasonable, and creates a risk of seriously bad PR, when the community inevitably becomes aware, if the practice continues; and work quality may be seriously poor as a result of having the potentially inexperienced working on customer equipment without adequate supervision.

    29. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you're kicking us out of Walmart?

      We'd be more than happy to turn off the camera.

      JEWS DID THE WORLD TRADE CENTER! IT'S A ZIONIST CONSPIRACY. WE'RE ALL BEING LIED TO!

      I hope you're going to school tomorrow, some sort of college. I hope this is not the end, 50 Cent wannabe...

    30. Re:Is This for Real? by mwolfe38 · · Score: 2

      haha this is an awesome idea.. Call them interns and it's legal!

    31. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What can I say? The guy was cheap. He had a high turnover rate of employees, would double charge clients for time, and in general was just an unpleasant follow. I have no doubt that he new it was illegal, he just didn't care. I had worked for him for awhile, (not during the time he was doing these "interviews", I had found a much better job before that happened) and only know about it from his secretary (whom I stayed in touch with) . It also explained why every 2 or 3 months he had an ad in the paper for a new tech.

    32. Re:Is This for Real? by lucm · · Score: 3

      This. Article is retarded.

      I wish there was a way to unclick that link. The content is not only weak, it's downright insulting.

      The only time I got more depressed about the internets is when I saw spambots replying to each other in English in the comments section of a French blog:
      http://www.michele-delaunay.net/delaunay/bordeaux/fermeture-anticipee-des-epiceries-michele-delaunay-et-matthieu-rouveyre-demandent-au-prefet-revenir-sur-sa-decision

      This is scary.

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    33. Re:Is This for Real? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Big talk. Did your former boss submit a bill for the consulting portion?

    34. Re:Is This for Real? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Bastard always ran away when I left him with the cabbage. Sometimes he came back with fresh rabbit, sometimes he just stayed gone.

    35. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and leave me free to pursue other jobs that would be a better fit

      Except for the day they wasted, especially if you had any travel time needed to get to the interview. And except for the other days in the unlikely case they string you along.

    36. Re:Is This for Real? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      if they ever ask you to 'paint fence!' and then 'wax-on, wax-off', just be careful.

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    37. Re:Is This for Real? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Article is troll or stupid. As most of us here already know, most ideas are easy (unless you're the one-good-idea-in-a-lifetime sort). It's the frigging implementation that's hard. That's why most of us don't like all that vague patent bullshit - it just slows down progress and thus the amount of really cool stuff we get per decade. No single real inventor can make all the cool stuff he wants or can think of, so if you actually want more cool stuff, you are going to have to let others do some of it. Not saying you give away the "jewels", but you should have plenty of freebies to give away. If your priority is more money instead of more cool stuff then that's different.

      A brain surgeon could give you ideas on how to fix/approach a particular brain aneurysm, and maybe even go into the details. If you already are a decent brain surgeon you might learn something new, and/or you might have an idea of how good that brain surgeon is. If you don't have the skills good luck turning that "free consulting" into success.

      Outsourcing would be far more successful if difficult problems could be easily solved by semi random people each giving 30 minutes of free effort. If they were actually successful I might want to know how the heck they manage their project ;).

      Lastly, it also costs the interviewer(s) time... Anyone clever enough to understand your "brilliant" ideas and suggestions wouldn't be as productive spending days talking to one person at a time. Would be better managing a team and/or doing the actual implementation.

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    38. Re:Is This for Real? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      that wolf process you talk of: is that on the client side or server side?

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    39. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If i can't get job, why can't I be paid for consultation when I need it the most.

    40. Re:Is This for Real? by GizmoToy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The article's author is being unrealistic.

      I recently interviewed with a new employer, and was assigned a "Homework Problem" between the phone and in-person interviews. My colleagues thought I was crazy for "working for free." I saw it as an opportunity to demonstrate my skills outside an interview.

      In the end, I got a completely unbelievable job and got to see the interview from the other side. We've gotten a couple nasty responses since I've been there. The most memorable was a note attached to an invoice for a week's work, saying we could view his homework result after we paid the invoice. The homework is on the order of 2-4 hours of complexity, so his resume went right in the trash.

      In reality, the homework problem has a couple basic but crucial concepts you need to understand for our work. If we benefitted from the candidate's homework output, we'd be bankrupt. It's basic stuff, but the number of candidates that can't grasp it is astonishing. Even then, it's no guarantee. We had one guy get to the in-person interview, only to be completely unable to describe what a function *was*, let alone how it worked.

      In summary, some kind of practical question or task can be an excellent tool to figure out if someone knows what the hell they're doing, and it's an excellent way for those who do to prove it.

    41. Re:Is This for Real? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Well, it probably happened with the Dice HR consulting guy. He was asked stuff like "So, how would you interview someone for a position like this one [hands him a job description]"...

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    42. Re:Is This for Real? by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      Is this serious? Here's a big red warning sign for me: if my job can be jeopardized by twenty minutes of talking, I'm probably in the wrong industry. I can tell you how to implement a solution but it's the actual work and planning and care that should be paid for cash money.

      Spoken like a programmer. Its great you see value in what YOU bring to the table, but sometimes knowledge and wisdom is a valuable assett too. Wherever there is a decision, whether it be investing in a company or picking a direction for a new ad campaign, there will be a potential market for consultation.

      That being said, as a programmer, I have had an experience or two over the course of my career where I've been interviewed by someone clearly trying to get me to solve a single problem for them with no intention of hiring me. Sometimes "programming tests" are a little bit more, however rarely that happens.

    43. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

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    44. Re:Is This for Real? by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      This post was removed due to Dice content standards violations.

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    45. Re:Is This for Real? by sigxcpu · · Score: 1

      While I agree that the article is nonsense, I have seen something slightly related.
      Often at an interview, someone will ask you a question that he recently tried to solve himself.
      Sometimes it's a clue that they don't know what they are doing.
      This happened to me more than once.
      If the guy that is supposed to be your next manager asks you such a question, especially if you try to explain a simple solution to him and he does not understand it, this is a red flag.
      In that case, you thank your favorite deity and politely disengage, considering yourself lucky you found out so fast that you shouldn't be working for him.

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    46. Re:Is This for Real? by Terje+Mathisen · · Score: 1

      Is this serious? Here's a big red warning sign for me: if my job can be jeopardized by twenty minutes of talking, I'm probably in the wrong industry. I can tell you how to implement a solution but it's the actual work and planning and care that should be paid for cash money.

      I have actually BT, DT, but in a good sense! :-)

      I went to an interview once where they did ask me some more or less general questions about how I would solve various problems that I believed might arise, and I spent maybe 10-15 minutes brainstorming about it.

      A week later I was invited back for a second interview, and this time they started by saying that "one of those ideas you gave us was so good that we have already added it to the requirements section in the Request for Proposal we have sent out to various vendors", and then we went on to more specifics like when I could start, what sort of salary I would require etc.

      I got the offer (a very good one) for the job in writing the day after, and then a couple of phone calls when I didn't accept immediately ("we will give you an additional 3 extra pay grades rise") but in the end I decided that the job would probably become too boring for me after a year or two, so I declined.

      Terje

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    47. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the fact, that the company I work for, actually went and actively recruted a co-worker for me,
      and as part of the interview process, they grilled the sh*t out of potential candidates,
      so much so that the really good ones, gave up the ghost, ( as well as I actually learned a lot,
      but...when asked if that was a good idea...Naw... to expensive over time. They never questioned it. )

      I got the job by talking about how I MIGHT solve a problem, which when hired, I tried a large number of things,
      and eventually had to socialnetwork the supplier and call the CEO at the airport. Got the problem
      solved the next day.

      But they would up chttp://developers.slashdot.org/story/13/02/05/2226211/making-sure-interviews-dont-turn-into-free-consulting#alling in the *cheapest* of the candidates, who's father drove him there,
      ( turned out he was a really nice guy... just a bit awkward ), so when ever they said...
      do you need some help, Id say 'Yea call Bob in again would you... I didnt even have to finish the statement... )

      The dead giveaway, is just to provide a likely solution, dont give up the ghost and put your best idea forward.
      That is throwing away intellectual property, and like the fools that I watched do it,
      their loss.

      Probably the article is retarded, but the premise that seller beware is important.
      Sorry, YEP article is retarded, but brings up a very important point... he should have called some one...
      "I got this great idea for an article... how would you write it?"

    48. Re:Is This for Real? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 0

      Hacker News is doing a great job of replacing /. as my nerd news source.

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    49. Re:Is This for Real? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Here's a big red warning sign for me: if my job can be jeopardized by twenty minutes of talking, I'm probably in the wrong industry. I can tell you how to implement a solution but it's the actual work and planning and care that should be paid for cash money.

      There are small businesses where there's only one guy who knows what he's doing. If he gets hit by a bus or falls out with the PHB and goes to join a commune the rest literally don't know where to start. Something goes pear shaped, they call around and nobody will get out of bed without billing a minimum of 6 hours and so they pull this stunt.

      Telling them that their frobnicated files need archiving to stop the quasitron log overflowing might be enough that they can google for it.

      Has anyone come across the "one week trial" scam? I agreed to one (things were quiet) provided my travel and accommodation would be paid. They agreed to this but when the contract arrived it said they'd reimburse me if I was hired. And when I raised this, it wasn't a typo. No thanks. Working for free might be worth the gamble if you've nothing else on but actually paying to work for them? Don't think so.

      A week is long enough for a self-contained useful piece of work, several fixes or a spot of tuning. That's going beyond a practical test.

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    50. Re:Is This for Real? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      What _is_ that "blur" thing you spoke of?

    51. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You don't think your reply is a little self-serving?

      They offered you a job so clearly they really were hiring - i.e. your assumptions are demonstrated false by your own story.

      It's THIRTY MINUTES. Does it matter if a company gets thirty minutes of value from the interview? If you really do charge SO MUCH for thirty minutes' work then presumably what's on the table is a freakin' mountain of cash which you turned down (which is why I suspect you in fact don't charge that much for thirty minutes' work).

      If you are so precious about yourself that you're unwilling to do actual work in an interview situation, only when being paid, the problem is not the company. The problem is you.

    52. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (FTR, if you pulled "not ethical to ask such a question" in an interview with me, I'd tell you it wasn't ethical to continue the interview and ask you to leave. Immediately. Narcissism covered in a front of presumed "ethics" is not conducive to a healthy working environment, and that really is an ethical issue.)

    53. Re:Is This for Real? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      That does seem like good solid interviewing advice. Having conducted an few interviews myself (literally three) as an interviewer I would actually rather hear about your past track recorded of success with work or problems I'll be able to see as similar to the work or problems I might be hiring you to solve; than some off the cuff action plan not based on analysis of any kind.

      Actually if you immediately launch into "solving" my technical problem, I am going to be wondering if I am speaking to technical professional or a sales guy.

      That said I have a hard time imaging the TFA issue is all that real. I mean really if the current staff was so clueless about the issue they could not even come up with the Google search terms and need to conduct a fake interview to get advice and yet can hack together a solution based on some comments you make in an hour long discussion that includes miscellaneous small talk; what did you really lose out on? Seems like you either dodged a bullet of getting involved with some real sleazoids as others have pointed out or like an hours worth of services you might have sold. Either way hardly worth the effort of billing it.

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    54. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Article is retarded.

      Don't you mean, "Retarded, this article is," YodasEvilTwin? :)

    55. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like you either dodged a bullet of getting involved with some real sleazoids as others have pointed out or like an hours worth of services you might have sold. Either way hardly worth the effort of billing it.

      There was no bullet dodging if they had no intention of hiring you anyway. And in my case, it was more like a lost day due to having to travel a bit to get to the interview. Could have been longer, as a coworker spent some time studying for an interview because they had put some requirements on there tthat he had not used in a while but turned out they didn't need or care about either (I suppose that isn't a loss if he ever needs to use that software again).

    56. Re:Is This for Real? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Good ol Dice...

      There was a time not so long ago, (late 90's) when the name Dice.com was fitting (i.e. a roll of the dice).

      Daz right.

      To add on to that, companies used to Slice'n'Dice.com(tm) (fire and hire cheaper employees).

    57. Re:Is This for Real? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      In that case, you thank your favorite deity and politely disengage, considering yourself lucky you found out so fast that you shouldn't be working for him.

      ...or her.

      I joke not. It's happened.

    58. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been asked to provide other candidates or if I had worked with existing candidates many times but only after being hired.

    59. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no its not, I had my time wasted like this before. Some small shops have no idea how to run anything, you'll be surprised what they will do to get ideas.

    60. Re:Is This for Real? by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

      I didn't get the job but I did come out of it with 50 picarats!

    61. Re:Is This for Real? by digitrev · · Score: 1

      I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think that joke may be a bit young for this crowd.

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    62. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's cause some of us own property and are competent enough to land jobs in our home states.

    63. Re:Is This for Real? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 0

      Crack - you should really stop smoking it.

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    64. Re:Is This for Real? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      "server-side" javascript: probably talking about Node.js

      Well, except that Node.js was introduced in 2009 and Netscape introduced server-side JavaScript in 1994 (and Microsoft supported it in IIS from 1996) -- while Node.js may be the currently "hot" server-side JavaScript implementation, its hardly the universe of server side JavaScript, and GP didn't give any indication of when this interview was.

    65. Re:Is This for Real? by Georules · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I assumed it was a recent situation, and said "probably". I did not mean to imply that node.js is the only implementation out there.

    66. Re:Is This for Real? by schneidafunk · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I work in the computer industry, web development area now, and the last few jobs I interviewed for requested a portfolio & code samples. I can't imagine any interview test that would not obviously stick out as real work.

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    67. Re:Is This for Real? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Then you're not useful for hiring.

    68. Re:Is This for Real? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      But they were not planning to hire me anyway, or else, they wouldn't be calling me in just to mine me for such information.

    69. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you haven't heard of server side JS and this interview was after 1999 you fail and have no business even getting an interview.

      Fucking moron.

      There are other server side JS solutions that predate Node.js by over a decade.

      Captcha: Shaming - You should be fucking ashamed and so should the fuckwits who mentioned node.js

    70. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In reality, the homework problem has a couple basic but crucial concepts you need to understand for our work.

      That sounds like a reasonable thing to do in an interview, in contrast to the stories I hear that are more relevant to the issue being discussed. The case I had first hand experience with wasn't like other interview homeworks that were basic concepts, and tended to be smaller and more to the point. It was just a whole internal app code base dumped in a zip file without any documentation, "to see if you can handle the potential situation where documentation was lost," and told to locate as many of a dozen bugs on a list as possible before setting up a return interview. I don't imagine it is very efficient to create a test by making up a couple tens of thousands of lines of code with bad commenting and hidden bugs for just a test, and if it was a real example of a previous problem (or current problem as it may seem) I wouldn't want a job dealing with that crud.

    71. Re:Is This for Real? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      But then I would have to deal with the health problems of tobacco.

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    72. Re:Is This for Real? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You're a self-protecting asshat who will use excuses and bald-faced lies, or you're just not useful. A) You're full of shit, you're acting paranoid and have no sense of reasonable trust; or B) you know useful things but aren't at liberty to discuss them, thus we could hire you but you couldn't implement secret things, so you are worthless.

    73. Re:Is This for Real? by asaul · · Score: 1

      No, he got the job and and we built it for them.

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    74. Re:Is This for Real? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Well, so long as you get paid...

  2. unpaid internships can be the same / office boy on by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    unpaid internships can be the same and the office boy ones where are just doing copy's / coffee are more like general labor at $0 hr.

  3. Pointless question not based in reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole premise of this question is idiotic... why would a company go through all the trouble to interview someone for a free hour of consulting? And what job could possibly be valid that could be "filled" by getting a random applicant to answer a question?

    1. Re:Pointless question not based in reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard of it happening in small business IT.

      IT Guy: How would you solve such-n-such problem?
      Applicant: I would install blah-blah and configure blah-blah-blah.
      IT Guy: OK, thanks! That's all I guess. Don't call us, we'll call you.

    2. Re:Pointless question not based in reality by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

      That's why you don't give them every single detail needed to solve Problem X. The sweet spot is somewhere between a vague and excessive level of detail; the point is to prove you know what you're talking about, not give them enough to solve it on their own after your interview is over.

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    3. Re:Pointless question not based in reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to game a fake interview is pretty pointless, the guy will just fake-interview someone else and get the answer he's looking for.

      You just write it off as a waste of time and gas money.

    4. Re:Pointless question not based in reality by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      It has happened to me several times. I am a Linux consultant, some places have said that they have a problem, need a few days work - can I go & talk to them, how would I fix their problems. The 'shopping list' of potential issues that I give them makes a good check list for them. Rogues, yes - but likewise there are people who claim to be able to do things but cannot, thus the in depth questions. Hard to get this right.

    5. Re:Pointless question not based in reality by Cederic · · Score: 1

      ..and yet. I was invited to a second interview somewhere, and asked to prepare a presentation relevant to the role.

      So I put together a 40 minute presentation, Exec friendly, sufficiently comprehensive, intentionally gave viewpoints your generic research institutes (Forrester, etc) wouldn't.

      They asked no questions. They gave me no chance to ask questions. Two of them sat there looking interested at what I had to tell them and the internal candidate they'd given the job to (as far as I can tell) sat there looking scared shitless, as I gave him a thorough grounding in what his new job was.

      So yes, it did feel that I'd been brought in to give them an hour's consultancy. They knew my background, knew my capabilities, had no intention of giving me the job and cost me a day's preparation, a morning's travel and around an hour of my time presenting.

      It wasn't a surprise when their HR team sent an email thanking me for coming in and wishing me luck elsewhere.

  4. Re:unpaid internships can be the same / office boy by gabereiser · · Score: 1

    but your gaining such valuable knowledge... ...how to operate a RICOH copier... How to use the K-Cup interface... ...How to not make yourself useful...

  5. only programmers... by retchdog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    only programmers and IT geeks would be so conceited as to even think this is a possibility.

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    1. Re:only programmers... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no kidding. If you could solve a sticky problem in 30 minutes, that shows your value. If you're worrying THEYRE STERALING MAH IDEEARS! then you're basically a complete fuckup.

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    2. Re:only programmers... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, this goes back to the saying that ideas are dime a dozen.

      I used to be involved with a group that offered free help for university startups to match them up with potential investors, help them with government and regulatory related nonsense, and overcome hurdles a startup commonly encounters. It was always so funny to me when some of these entrepreneurs seeking our help had the audacity to actually refuse to talk to us unless we signed an NDA.

      Their thought is obviously "I have the best idea ever and I don't want anyone to steal it!" The thing is, if the only thing guaranteeing the success of your business is that no one else has the idea, you're doomed to fail because I can tell you a) someone else has already had the idea, you're not special; and b) once you start becoming successful it will be copied immediately. When I was working with my own startup, I freely shared what I was doing. My philosophy is if you want to copy my business idea, more power to you, I'll see you in the marketplace. But I've got the contacts, I've got the funding, I've got the patents, I've got the prototypes, I've put 3 years into my idea, and I've been through the actual development of the idea and worked out all the wrong ways to do it. Think all it takes to take me on is an idea? Have fun with that.

      So before this seems to far off topic, let me bring it all back: what makes a successful company is the execution of a good idea, not just a good idea. In the interview room, if you think the major bargaining chip you're holding is that great idea, you're wrong. It's the execution and experience you will be able to provide on that idea, and they can't steal that from you in a 20 minute interview. They'll have to hire you for that.

    3. Re:only programmers... by ediron2 · · Score: 2

      Yup. I really depressed some friends who were priming themselves to quit corporate and start up when I asked what their 'moat' was? A: The WHAT? Me: The moat... the barrier to competition? What is your 'secret sauce' that keeps some megacorp from letting you do all the hard work defining your niche, then asking a team to reverse engineer your product? What's the secret they'll never master, the patent, the copyright? It's like a moat around a castle. A: Um... uh...

      They're still corporate drones, but they did create the project as FOSS. It's doing ok, they're happy and busy and one of them parlayed that project into a good raise at another company closer to what he loves.

      OTOH, I know another guy who embraced a project that went big. Megacorps are good at balancing 'how much to reengineer' against 'can we just hire/buy the underlying code and talent'?

    4. Re:only programmers... by Salvage · · Score: 1

      Given how many other than alpha-numeric characters there are in the languages I use, I'm not sure I could describe more than a trivial script in an interview. And even that would sound like, well, I'm not sure what it sounds like to HR types; they always get this otherwise glazed expression with their eyes replaced by black voids.

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      "Lies, Damn Lies, and Documentation"
    5. Re:only programmers... by k6mfw · · Score: 3, Informative

      and I've been through the actual development of the idea and worked out all the wrong ways to do it. Think all it takes to take me on is an idea? Have fun with that.

      reminds me when Soviets got hold of a B-29 returning from mission over Japan that had to make emergency landing in USSR. Stalin ordered engineers to make a copy of it which became the Tu4 (I think, too lazy to look up designation). It was virtual copy but Soviets had to deal with and solve development problems Boeing had with B29 i.e. engine cooling (interesting program on History Channel when they used to show history). There is also what kinds of special tools and systems you got in your place the other guy doesn't have.

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    6. Re:only programmers... by chalker · · Score: 2

      Wikipedia has a good writeup: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-4

    7. Re:only programmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I've got the contacts, I've got the funding, I've got the patents, I've got the prototypes, I've put 3 years into my idea, and I've been through the actual development of the idea and worked out all the wrong ways to do it

      Makes perfect sense, but the other guy may actually have all he needs. For example, just as the Winklevoss twins.

      It's all about the information and how you use it.

    8. Re:only programmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am confused about this moat as well. was there a moat with instagram? facebook? Not really. The problem lies in the execution.

    9. Re:only programmers... by demonlapin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Facebook moat: prestige. Started as .edu-only, which kept the user base limited to college students (k12's don't get .edu addresses, usually). No longer relevant but no longer needed; it was an intermediate step for them.

    10. Re:only programmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because only computer related companies will find ways to waste your time for their gain? It doesn't even have to amount to actual gain, because not all companies are making smart decisions all the time. I know this crap happens not only with programming and networking related problems at small businesses, but also with art and design people where sometimes an hour of discussion is all that is needed on a project.

    11. Re:only programmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't lessen the stupidity any, but they are not alone. Don't forget all of the countless startup types that come at you with their NDAs when you know they have nothing special. Must be the colonel sanders approach, try to trick everyone into thinking you have a big secret by turning your back and pretending you have something hidden. BTW, that last secret ingredient. ... is chicken.

    12. Re:only programmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to be involved with a group that offered free help for university startups to match them up with potential investors, help them with government and regulatory related nonsense, and overcome hurdles a startup commonly encounters. It was always so funny to me when some of these entrepreneurs seeking our help had the audacity to actually refuse to talk to us unless we signed an NDA.

      Generally speaking under US patent law, unless you are signed to an NDA or the company has otherwise taken steps to keep potential inventions secret, the consultation itself could be considered a disclosure that could be used as prior art against them when they go to file a patent application.

    13. Re:only programmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have patents, then you should know that if you disclose an invention or idea for an invention before it is patented and without a Nondisclosure Agreement, NDA, then the people who you disclosed it to can invent and patent it themselves. I conclude that the entrepreneurs you "sought to help" were very smart to refuse to talk to you without an NDA.

    14. Re:only programmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's the execution and experience you will be able to provide on that idea, and they can't steal that from you in a 20 minute interview. They'll have to hire you for that.

      Yes, but they may think all they need is the idea, and then not hire you.

      However, as previously stated, they're probably not somewhere you want to work for in the first place, so you didn't actually lose out, apart from your time and energy for the "interview" - unless you could have sold them that idea as a consultant.

      > A half hour design session with a top designer can cost a lot of money, but the company wanted to do it for free as an “interview”. Needless to say, I just stated that this is “not ethical to ask such a question” and I will be happy to demonstrate my skills by redesigning any other product that is not done by that company. They were shocked and tried to save their faces by stating that everyone else they interviewed for the position completed this task. And I said “fine, hire them.” At the end, the company made me an offer, but I declined.

      Now that's a good solution to the problem. Thanks for the design, we'll call you...

    15. Re:only programmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some of these entrepreneurs seeking our help had the audacity to actually refuse to talk to us unless we signed an NDA

      Usually this is to cover things not related to the actual idea, but business plans around it. The How not the What, but since lawyers, being what they are, try to cover everything. NDAs can also give you time to market advantages. While this doesn't rely on nobody else having the idea, having a month or three where you are the only game in town can have real advantages.

      As for the original question: I totally agree with the rest of your article. There are videos on the web that say to research the company and have a written one page proposal in your briefcase that outlines how you'd solve a big problem for them. While that is free consulting, it is the cost of doing business if you are a consultant. The WOW factor usually overcomes the desire to get something for nothing.

      I can see the concern for a job repairing computers, but once you're in the IT/software industry nobody is going to get rich off a one day interview you do. You just aren't that special. And if by some 1 in a billion fluke you are, then you should have a hugely successful career, and you shouldn't worry about any "table scraps" that you might "give away" at the interview.

    16. Re:only programmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just wanted to point out that you're bashing the guy for wanting to protect his idea, while you are doing the same thing by taking patents on yours. This reminds me of the Jeep ads that boast how the Jeep is the only "rubicon-rated" and no other car is, which of course is because they've registered that mark and not giving it to anyone else.

  6. Unrealistic problem by DragonWriter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An actual job may or may not be on the table, but if they can get what they need from you before hiring, then at the very least your bargaining position will have gotten worse. Have you dealt with situations like this in the past?

    Yeah, that's not going to happen in the real world, because it would require their pre-interview screening process to be so good as to effectively select, without an interview, the people whom it would be worth their while to get free consulting from under the guise of an interview.

    1. Re:Unrealistic problem by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My guess is this stems from interviews where the hiring side asks questions about a problem they recently solved, then someone who gave a great answer didn't get hired because someone else was a better fit for the job. So the "great answer" person thinks the company was trolling for solutions.

    2. Re:Unrealistic problem by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      An actual job may or may not be on the table, but if they can get what they need from you before hiring, then at the very least your bargaining position will have gotten worse. Have you dealt with situations like this in the past?

      Yeah, that's not going to happen in the real world, because it would require their pre-interview screening process to be so good as to effectively select, without an interview, the people whom it would be worth their while to get free consulting from under the guise of an interview.

      Well... During the interview for my second real job, where one of the interviewers was one of my former college professors, they described an NFS problem they were having and I help them come up with a workable solution, which impressed my professor's boss. The job was with a contractor as a sysadmin for the super-computing network at the NASA Langley Research Center, which included several Convex and Cray systems.

      Granted, the job was real and they were hiring, but helping solve a real problem didn't hurt my interview.

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    3. Re:Unrealistic problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when would such a tactic require the company to do things well or even half-assed well? Frequently it is done by small companies that don't know any better or are kind of sleazy. They want a quick and dirty option, and either don't know how bad it could fail or don't care. If they cared, they wouldn't be using such a tactic in the first place. Don't assume just because something is ineffective or stupid means no business is trying to do it.

    4. Re:Unrealistic problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be the case some of the time. But there is a big difference between asking questions about how to solve a problem, and being given a terminal or log in and asked to write actual code to solve their example problem, especially when you realize the server they gave access to is a production server.

      Of course there are risks and a company pulling that might get a really bad solution to their problem... but such a company is obviously is stupid or only wants a half-ass solution or else they wouldn't even consider such a method in the first place.

    5. Re:Unrealistic problem by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      I seriously have my doubts this ever happens. The real world doesn't work that way. The simple cost of doing the interviews to get the solution would far outweigh the costs of actually paying a skilled consultant to do it in the first place. Interviewing people is expensive, especially when you likely have to go through quite a few to find one that is actually skilled nowadays.

    6. Re:Unrealistic problem by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Or, stated another way (and as I think is more likely to happen, given personalities), someone with a correct but minimalist answer gets turned down for the position in favor for the trainwreck of a candidate who provides an elegant, creative, orchestral answer which more closely coincides with the solution the company's best and brightest already came up with and implemented...

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    7. Re:Unrealistic problem by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Oh, I know that asking questions that relate to real problems in interviews and looking for real, useful responses is a not-uncommon part of interviews. But that's just because the actually giving someone an opportunity to address the kind of challenges they would really face in the position is a useful part of evaluating them for the position, not because companies seriously view bringing people in for "interviews" as a way to get low-cost consulting (since, given the commitment of staff time to conduct the interviews and the number of interviewees that won't provide value -- because pre-interview screening isn't sufficient for selection, which is why interviews exist in the first place -- this is a very expensive way, rather than a cheap way, to get consulting.)

    8. Re:Unrealistic problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume businesses only make good decisions... and that those decisions are made by people with the knowledge to evaluate other's skills in such interviews. The similar situation I've been in, and as it seems from others discussing such situations too, is that of a small business that has no tech staff and no one of any particular knowledge of that field. They just keep trying until things work. Maybe there is no price on their time because the business is doing bad, or they just think they are saving money even if they are not. It wouldn't be the first time that someone's excessive attempts at frugility actually cost much more than doing things the right way.

      The real world doesn't work that way.

      And yet it does.

  7. Conversely You Just Blew It by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the goal is to avoid wasting your time waiting to see if they're going to offer you a job, or to avoid accepting a job by a company like that if they do make an offer.

    Um, yeah, no. Conversely you might have just sat through a potentially great job interview acting like you think you've got a royal flush and being careful not to show it. Yeah ... I'm not taking that risk. If you ask me in a job interview "How do you solve X" I am just going to turn on the firehose and let you have it to show you that I've got ideas for solving problems, I can openly confidently communicate said solutions well and I have dealt with problems like this in the past. If you can write all that down fast enough and follow through on something that normally takes a team six months to implement then good for you, you deserve that hail Mary pass that you somehow caught. Good luck on building a career off of hilarious asshattery like that. Your life must be "Weekend at Bernies" nine to five.

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    1. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, you just said everything I was going to, but I'll add a dash of pity: if some interviewer is so desparate they need to stage fake interviews to get advice, I'm not going to feel too terrible about giving them some. Better to be honest and get the same over luch with less time wasted, of course.

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    2. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      In my experience, it isn't questions like "How do you solve X?," it is stuff like: We set up an old version on our "test" server with some bugs in it as a real world test, see if you can find the bugs. They want you to check code or some server config for bugs, as a test of software maintenance ability. Only it turns out to be their production server, and the software is something cobbled together 5 years ago and mostly functional, so they don't see any need for a full time person, just a bug or two that needs fixed. They aren't asking you to tell them how to implement something that takes six months, they are just getting an hour or two of free work. It is not like they have some team waiting on your words to implement, they probably have no-one with anything similar skill set, or one lazy person who got there through nepotism. The issue isn't worrying about how to get hired by them, the issues is not wasting your time, which for me at least, tends to be more the travel time than just the actual time sitting at the interview.

      Although, two times it happened to me directly, it was all pretty obvious up front once you got there in person. They were companies that lied about their size and nature of their system. They can't really hide how small or non-existent their IT or development teams are, although one tried pretty hard. Some of them were decent sized companies too, just not doing as much computer related work as they claim.

      Some seem to claim this can only happen to those that have really crappy skill sets, or are useless at doing real work... your ability is pretty irrelevant and it is mostly about luck. Such companies without any staff don't know what to look for, and will just copy what they see in other ads. A close friend caught one in a phone interview where their "head developer" knew nothing about the skills he was asking for and was just deflecting or agreeing to questions, even if they were BS. Pretty much in the end, it is just trying to catch someone with programming, configuration, or networking skills to give them a free tune up or fix a bug in an otherwise working or aging system.

    3. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by gumbi+west · · Score: 2

      At that point, you are sunk anyways, right? The time is wasted. What are you going to do? If you can't catch it on the phone, you're already toast.

    4. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      yes, some companies are total jokes and are filled with children (young adults, but they act like spoiled brats) and they show it. a lot of managers are very young and inexperienced, too. and worse, since a lot of work is being outsourced, the 'solutions' they get are utter crap and it shows.

      so, yes, I've seen this 'mining for the real answer' before. my field used to be in-demand locally but now its all outsourced since its not considered 'creative work' or worth the cost for local talent. it pisses me off since it -should- have experienced engineers at least designing (if not implementing) the solution, but when companies don't value a software component enough to pay properly for it, you get crap designs.

      I did not read the article (everyone saved me having to give them a click) but I can confirm that quite a few companies really have no idea what they are doing, in certain areas. in others they realize the value of experience and they do pay for it, but in many areas, they were told 'this thing does not matter, get it as cheap as you can'. and it really shows ;( in those cases, when they ask how to solve this challenge, they are truly asking for help.

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    5. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It would still be good to be aware such a situation exists, even if rare. You might as well answer questions as best as you can on the chance you misread their intentions and the company otherwise looks like a decent place to work. No sense risking an offer over something that is unlikely.

      But if things get particularly bad, like being asked for multiple interviews trying to pull something similar, it is something to keep in mind for deciding when to give up. Or if the interview is going particularly bad and they are trying to extract several hours of work.

      I've had an interview for a networking gig that asked to configure some router settings on a test network. But it was pretty quickly obvious that the network was connected to a lot of machines and the outside world. I bailed after realizing it would take several hours to do what they wanted, and that the "networking team" I would be working with and that set up the amazing test network including fake traffic, didn't actually exist.

    6. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      It's kind of like all of those people who have "great ideas" and want you to sign an NDA, have you do all of the coding, and split the profit 70-30 (in their favor).

    7. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might be able to at least warn friends or consider it if you ever get interviewed by the same company again down the line. I was in an unfortunate case where the business I worked for went under, and the three of us in the software group lost our jobs at the same time. We lived in a smallish area, so there was quite a bit of overlap in the places we looked at for jobs. There was a week were we each had an interview on successive days at the same small business, with me going first. The interviewer was non-technical, and wanted to see a sample project done, which amounted to fixing some report generating software that had some bugs due to nasty hard-coding of some old product data. It didn't take long to fix though. I found out the next day that my two former coworkers were both told the position had been filled and their interview would not be needed, and I was told I didn't get the position. A year later, after I had moved to a different city to find a new job, one of the coworkers got an interview with the same company. He was asked to do a new version of the same problem, updating some hard coded report generator thing to handle some variations in the latest year's products. He happened to notice how oddly, stuff introduced the previous year was not hard coded and covered by a section of code allowing for user intput.

    8. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      "Oh damn, I appear to have caused some kind of loop and now all the traffic on the network has jammed. Guess I don't get the job huh?"

      Only people I don't want to work for let potential hires play with production environments.

    9. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by gmack · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This. Just because they now have a possible idea of what the solution is, does not mean they have the expertise to fix it. Years ago we had a company show up at our office offering to pay us a rather large amount for our software and they interviewed me extensively on the internals of the software I wrote. In the end they didn't take the sale and we later heard they were trying to redesign their internal software around my design including (gasp) using a daemon to handle the internal state and only using the database for storing account data and game history.

      How well did that work out for them you ask? It didn't. A couple of years later their entire project was dead. My design wasn't all that innovative to someone who actually knows how to code but It turns out that programmers who only know how to do make wrappers for databases couldn't replicate any of it.

    10. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Hidden microphone?

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  8. Show up drunk and high by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Indicate that they are only getting a trial level of your intelligence for the interview period and if they wish production levels of sobriety they will have to pay.

  9. Massive tasks by srees · · Score: 1

    ...like the time I was asked to code a PHP JSON to XML interpreter while the interviewer watched? Without using existing libraries...

    1. Re:Massive tasks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was once asked to crack a 512 bit otp while getting a blowjob from halle berry, so I can relate.

    2. Re:Massive tasks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      wasn't it rather a Blowfish ?

  10. I have found that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spilling knowledge like a colander is generally beneficial for my reception, reputation and employment.

  11. Car analogy by vigmeister · · Score: 1

    This is silly... It's like a car mechanic who will not diagnose your problem and starts talking about his skills and expertise. Most places give you a free quote to have you as a customer. Lawyers and doctors charge for the first consult too and you could take that approach by *BEING* a consultant rather than interviewing for a job. Or you could tell the interviewer to fuck off as opposed to taking your hour of consulting (worth $100 or so for a decently salaried position) and considering that an investment into your job hunt. Of course, if you are looking for a job, your time is probably worth far less to you, so make a grown up judgement call as to whether the odds of getting a job are worth taking the insurmountable risk of *gasp* working for free *gasp*!

    Cheers!

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    1. Re:Car analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is silly... It's like a car mechanic who will not diagnose your problem and starts talking about his skills and expertise. Most places give you a free quote to have you as a customer. Lawyers and doctors charge for the first consult too and you could take that approach by *BEING* a consultant rather than interviewing for a job. Or you could tell the interviewer to fuck off as opposed to taking your hour of consulting (worth $100 or so for a decently salaried position) and considering that an investment into your job hunt. Of course, if you are looking for a job, your time is probably worth far less to you, so make a grown up judgement call as to whether the odds of getting a job are worth taking the insurmountable risk of *gasp* working for free *gasp*!

      Cheers!

      Would mechanics really install a new transmission for my car if I "interview" them in the parking lot with that as a test?

  12. Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I just spent six long days to prove my skills for a linux developer job. The home assignment was interesting and not trivial to solve. It did make me think they were fishing for a better algorithm.

    I sent in a working program. They liked it and offered a job.

    I ended up accepting a different offer, but it was a fun challenge. If they can use it in their product development, more power to them. My time wasn't wasted; it landed me a job offer, which gave me confidence to negotiate the parameters of the other job offer.

  13. An alternate theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a red flag, but maybe a white flag - in that there's no problem. I've conducted a lot of interviews at my current job and some of my coworkers think it's humorous to give the candidate a hypothetical question which is actually the reality in the office. I honestly don't think they're hoping to get useful information out of the candidate, they're just trying to see if the candidate suggests doing what they did, or at least having a good laugh with them about their suggestion which we might have tried and failed. In short, maybe you're jumping to conclusions.

  14. which seems more likely? by AxemRed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does it really seem likely that a company would take the time to go through resumes and hold interviews just for the purpose of extracting "free" information from interviewees about their specific problems? Or does it seem more likely that a company would ask interviewees about their specific problems so that they can hire the one who has the best solution to it?

    When I get asked specific questions in interviews, I'm happy to give the best answers that I can give.

    1. Re:which seems more likely? by AxemRed · · Score: 2

      On a side note, it seems like if a company really wanted to bounce some questions off of random geeky heads, it would be more productive to write up the questions and have the intern go ask them on tech forums. "Ask Slashdot"

    2. Re:which seems more likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I lived in Calgary which has lots of large companies I never had those kinds of interviews. But now that I live in Vancouver where there is a new fly by night start up every 10 minutes half of the interviews I do end up being how do I do my job interviews. The worst was where they were having a test and asked you to log in and configure their new replicated database for them. About half way into the "test" it became obvious what they were up to and I left them a little surprise for wasting my time.

    3. Re:which seems more likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming that people at the company would trust the internet. It is funny how a few people still seem scared of the internet, yet will trust random people in person. It comes up from time to time if I mention using mailing lists for help on software with poor documentation. One interviewer asked how I would handle a problem I was not familiar with, and it was one of the possibilities I listed. They cut me off at that point, went in to a tirade about how only kids and idiots use the internet, and you can't trust anything from there, especially technical advice. Although it turned out he had some rather unconventional programming tactics and ideas about how computers work, that I could see why he doesn't get along with people on the internet, but does with random people in person trying to be polite enough to get a job (that they would likely later regret).

  15. Somewhat related... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A company I used to work for placed an ad for a consultant to "fix a bug" in their code.

    They stated that the contract would last between 1 day and 6 months, depending on how long it took to fix that one bug.

    I'm sure that whatever consultant they eventually hired was totally honest about how long it actually took him to find and fix the bug.

    I'm also sure it took no less than 6 months.

  16. Happened to me already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This happened to me several years ago. I was a board level design and test veteran and was interviewing at large chip company, one of the major players. First phone interview I got asked several questions and was told my answer seemed overly elaborate and they were curious why I suggested the more complicated this over the less complicated that. I went through my rationale and the interviewer said I brought up a dozen issues they never thought of and I should have a second phone interview. Second phone interview I basically reviewed everything I said before with 4 of their engineers who all recommended and on-site interview. A week and change later I was out in California for a two day interview. First day we talked about experience and a bunch of other things and signed some NDAs. The next day they were showing some preliminary board schematics and their test plans. I pretty much red marked 80% of their board as being a poor layout, made dozens of recommendations and then reviewed their test plan again making an unbelievable number of suggestions. I was told to expect an offer any day. A week went by, no response from the manager. made several attempts to contact I was directed to HR who said I was no longer under consideration.

    Fast forward about 18 months and I see on MySpace( this was pre-FB) a friend is working in that group. I give him a call we chat about the design and he sends over the board schematics and it's probably 98% what I drew up.

  17. So what if they do? by swan5566 · · Score: 1

    I could easily imagine a potential employer reasoning that you can't have a better test than try you out with the real deal. Hard to fault that logic. And just interview people as an ongoing, ever-changing consulting source? You know how cost-inefficient that would be compared to just hiring someone? There's a reason why job-searching sites exist and are a viable business - it costs time and money to find candidates. And finally, even if they get a freebie from you - were you planning on somehow monetizing it yourself?

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    1. Re:So what if they do? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      No kidding. It takes a LOT of time to find any someone competent in any skilled field. You advertise a job you very well might have hundreds of applicants in no time. And most of them will be completely useless at solving your problem. You would end up spending 100+ paid man hours finding the one person who can apparently solve your problem in a 30-60 minute interview.

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  18. True for contractors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is actually a pretty common problem when you are a contractor and have to discuss the project enough to develop an accurate quote. Just earlier this afternoon, I had to tell a potential client that I couldn't continue to talk to them unless it was under a paid contract. I had probably spent 2+ hours of phone time and 6 hours of review/email time to develop the quote for them. Damn bottom feeders.

  19. I never... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never tell them they can email .jpg directly without pasting them in an MS .doc, they have to pay first !

    for half the price they get to know how to send uncompressed bitmaps.

  20. One I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about those who interview solely to get your references to get contacts to sell them something? Temp agencies seem really bad at that.

  21. What by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    But there are also shady employers who conduct interviews to try to mine your knowledge and experience to find free solutions to their current problems. An actual job may or may not be on the table, but if they can get what they need from you before hiring, then at the very least your bargaining position will have gotten worse.

    Why would you even want to work for someone like that? It's a warning, be glad they warned you before you got hired into a miserable situation. That company has low probability of success.

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  22. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what if they are trying to get free consulting, giving a full answer is still your best bet.

    If they are indeed trying to get you to solve their problem during the interview, they clearly don't want to hire anybody. If you don't solve it, they'll ask the next guy. Nothing lost, but nothing gained.
    If it is just a test question, you are definitely hurting your chances of being hired by not displaying your full knowledge, though.

  23. The time factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trying to fix problems with interviews is not a particularly cost-effective way to do things. The company will waste HR time selecting people, and also waste the time of other programmers to oversee the fix and confirm that it will actually fix the problem. If someone can fix a hard two-year-old problem in the space of an interview, then it's probably a good idea to keep that person to fix other problems.

    If time is so valuable that spending an hour or two in an interview is not worth it if the application is not successful, why waste that time on the interview in the first place?

  24. I had a friend do this to me once. by ChrisKnight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Strictly speaking, this wasn't an interview; but I think it applies.

    Many many many moons ago, a friend asked me if I would be interested in setting up a Novell network for his employer. I put together a quote and sent it off. He called me up, and said that he needed a detailed walk-through of the work involved in order to explain the quote to his boss. I explained everything that was necessary. A couple of weeks go by, and I haven't heard anything so I call him. After learning what needed to be done, he decided he could do it himself; and that was the route they were taking. Lost a 'friend', but gained a cautionary tale; I think I came out ahead. (Yes, Jeff; this story is about you.)

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    1. Re:I had a friend do this to me once. by erice · · Score: 1

      Are you sure the back room conversion with your friend's boss didn't go something like this?

      Boss: That's it? Is there nothing more to it?
      Friend: Uh no. I think that's everything.
      Boss: Couldn't you do that?
      Friend: Um. Probably, yeah.
      Boss: Well, then, you have a new assignment.

    2. Re:I had a friend do this to me once. by ChrisKnight · · Score: 1

      If that was the case, I think he would have explained it that way. He was quite frank in telling me that after I explained it, he felt he could do it himself.

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    3. Re:I had a friend do this to me once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really sucks you were able to help your friend.

    4. Re:I had a friend do this to me once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, a 'friend' asked you for help with something and after explaining how to do it they realized they could do it themselves. Then you turned around and get pissed because that 'friend' didn't waste their money paying you for a service they didn't need, because they could do it themselves, because you helped your 'friend'.

      I'm glad I don't have any 'friends' like you.

    5. Re:I had a friend do this to me once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ditto

    6. Re:I had a friend do this to me once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what's wrong with that? If you're so averse to helping out a friend (for free! oh noes!) that this incident compelled you to lose him... well, he's better off without your "friendship".

    7. Re:I had a friend do this to me once. by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      Lost a 'friend', but gained a cautionary tale; I think I came out ahead. (Yes, Jeff; this story is about you.)

      I realize it blows making a detailed quote only to have your customer use that as a blueprint to do the work themselves (or sending the quote on to a cheaper 3rd party as input, yes, I've been there too) instead of paying you. However:

      • - That's just part of the financial risk you take on sending out free quotes that are good enough to get you jobs.
      • - The customer or their subcontractor will probably fail to implement the project cheaper than your original quote. In fact, they'll probably fail completely and come back to you with their tails between their legs a while later for you to fix the mess the contractor left behind, now at twice the price.
      • - If they succeed in the implementation with your quote it's a sign that the job wasn't actually that hard, and your added value as a consultant might be less than you estimated (for that particular project).

      I don't see it's worth losing a friend over, it's "strongly worded letter" material at worst.

  25. If a 30-60 interview minutes = project solved... by millertym · · Score: 1

    Then really it's more of a help desk ticket. I suppose they could glean some very general information in that time and maybe get some direction on what to internet search for. But I find it hard to believe anything approaching true "consulting" could really take place in an interview's amount of time.

  26. There really are people like that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I encounter this kind of attitude all the time: People who want to fight tooth and nail to hold on to whatever vital information they think they have, so they can't be replaced. They want to make sure nobody else learns how to do it, because otherwise they think they'd be laid off.

    Thing is? They are often right, because they aren't very useful outside of that.

    Personally I think it is silly. My boss always says we IT types should be trying to work ourselves out of a job. He doesn't mean he wants to get rid of us (he's a tech guy, not a PHB) just that we, including him, should always be working for better automation, working to solve problem, working to streamline and make service better.

    The thing is that won't end up with us being out of a job because there's always more to do. There are things people would like us to do, but we don't have time for, and if we free up more time we can move on to that.

    Not everyone operates that way though. They want to hold on to whatever little niche of knowledge they have, believing that is all that makes them valuable.

    1. Re:There really are people like that by lgw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My boss always says we IT types should be trying to work ourselves out of a job.

      To put that a little differently: someone will eventually automate your current job, and if you're the one who does then you've created your next job - handy, that.

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    2. Re:There really are people like that by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      The thing is that won't end up with us being out of a job because there's always more to do. There are things people would like us to do, but we don't have time for, and if we free up more time we can move on to that.

      Amen to that. My wife got nervous when I described how things were going at work. We had a team of four, lost two people, hired one to replace them. We don't feel any need to hire more even though we're actually handling more responsibilities now than we did as a foursome. I'm currently reworking some legacy code that's been a timesink for us to constantly dance around. She asked me "Won't that come to a point where they don't need you?" I thought that was kind of funny. There are ALWAYS other projects to fill in the freed up resources.

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    3. Re:There really are people like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know you're not going to be one of the freed up resources?

    4. Re:There really are people like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your IT people are working less than 15 hours a week, then it should have been outsourced. If they're working more than 30 hours a week, they're either doing outside stuff on your time (which is OK by me so long as the work gets done) or they're not doing it right.

    5. Re:There really are people like that by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Yup. My job is currently quite different than where I started years ago, mostly because all the tasks I used to do are largely automated now. Funny thing is, the point was to save me time and effort - in reality, I now spend more time and effort at my job, just at different (sometimes more interesting) things. The curse of a job well done and all that.

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  27. It's the Pakleds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geordi is smart. He will make them go.

  28. Narcissism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How narcissistic do you have to be to believe that you lost the job because you just provided free consulting to them and fixed their problem for them?

    1. Re:Narcissism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's the other way around: Are there companies that would stoop to the level of "interviewing" people to obtain information or insight that will help fix a pressing need? My guess? Certainly.

      -- green led

  29. IT maybe this doesn't apply, but it does for gov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Went to an interview once where they asked me for 3 ideas of how to improve their program. I simply wrote: I'll share my ideas with you after you've hired me. They didn't want to play that way so I didn't get the job. They didn't get my ideas. Pretty sure Joe Politician's nephew got the job and a boatload of other peoples' ideas.

  30. topper by brainscauseminds · · Score: 2

    That's nothing. I was once asked to design & implement a space shuttle software in 30 minutes, which I did while undercover in communist Russia stealing their top secret documents. I also had time to prove that N=NP, create a simple script that passed the Turing test and create a machine learning method, that can predict exact date and time when you die with 100% accuracy. Anyway, this free consulting thing is a joke from Dilbert, so I would suggest reading less comics :D

  31. The probation period scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A worse, and more common, situation is when a company hires someone to work on an upgrade then coincidentally decides to not keep them after their probation period.

  32. Backroom casting couch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know exactly which series I'm referring to, you dirty perv!

    1. Re:Backroom casting couch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just in case you don't know, it is a porno where an "adult talent agent" talks the adult model into having sex with them during the interview on the preface of getting a job, with no intention of giving them a job, only publishing the "interview" itself.

    2. Re:Backroom casting couch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is probably worse than a job interview where they get you to do some coding, but don't hire you and use your code in production instead.

    3. Re:Backroom casting couch by Quick+Reply · · Score: 1

      Well they are both scripted

    4. Re:Backroom casting couch by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      It can be hard to figure out which parts of porn are fake (puns intended), but yeah, it's about as real as pro wrestling. It can be particularly aggravating when the porn goes out of its way to pretend to be real, like with Backroom Casting Couch.

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  33. This does happen in the real world... by alchemist68 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a pharmaceutical scientist and have personally experienced this last year. A biotechnology company flew me across the country and picked my brain to explain how to setup and analyze and characterize proteins by liquid chromatography mass spectrometry. Different people asked me the same questions over and over again inquiring about setting up the mass spectrometer acquisition parameters. I even tried to explain other relevant experience, they didn't want to hear it, all they wanted was to know how to acquire the data to identify as many proteins as possible in a series of samples.

    1. Re:This does happen in the real world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first guess is they were looking for someone that knew how to acquire the data to identify as many proteins as possible in a series of samples.

      My second guess is that they didn't hire you.

      My final guess is that they hired someone else, who also knew how to acquire the data to identify as many proteins as possible in a series of samples, but didn't try to dodge the question.

    2. Re:This does happen in the real world... by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. This does happen.

      I've been in several sysadmin consulting situations disguised as interviews with mid size businesses.

    3. Re:This does happen in the real world... by alchemist68 · · Score: 2

      I did answer the question, and explained it in great detail "this is how you do it". I never dodged any questions. They also wanted to know how to setup and administer the Mascot Server (www.matrixscience.com). I told them that too. They didn't want to to pay for vendor training. It was cheaper to put me on a plane and fly me across the country than to pay for vendor training on the mass spectrometer and the Mascot Server.

    4. Re:This does happen in the real world... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I really hope you sent them a consultancy bill. They deserved it.

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    5. Re:This does happen in the real world... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      I had to interview someone a while back for implementation of a (consultant) project on a very specific technology, and also to idiot check my 'design' work. It was straight forward enough in the interview (explain x to me, explain y to me, how does z work). It was a fairly specialized technology stack and there are not many people who know the specifics, so not many candidates applied. The key candidate interview had a lot of back and forth with me picking his brain, largely out of curiosity. I liked the guy (more or less), and he seemed like he'd be able to get it done in the necessary timeframe with the level of quality and thoroughness I was expecting (ie in strong contrast to what most contractors and developers put out).

      My boss also sat through the interviews. These consultants weren't "cheap" in his mind, this one in particular - and I was 'available'. After asking me what I thought of the interview and other "should we hire this guy?" kind of questions, he moved on to where I saw it going: "So, after this interview, do you think you can do this project so I don't have to hire a contractor?" - not like he wouldn't have billed the client full "specialist contractor" type rates on top of my normal hourly rate, anyway.

      I could've done it myself to begin with; that wasn't the point. I just couldn't do it with the time or resources I'd been given, while maintaining my other obligations. That's kind of why we went after a contractor in the first place...

        But I can certainly see how someone would buckle under that burden and say, "Sure thing boss, I'll get right on it, sir." and cut corners to come out looking like a rockstar. Judging by most environments I've seen, this is surely the case. (Unlike my sentiments for my predecessors, I am proud to say that I have had several of my successors state to me that they thought I did a bang up job and were glad I'd come before them to clean up the mess. It'd not have been possible if I'd done what is apparently common practice and 'steal' knowledge at interviews.)

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  34. Bargaining Position??? by wisnoskij · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "your bargaining position will have gotten worse"

    If you just solved a real world problem for a company in a interview and made them lots of money, you bargaining position has just gotten a whole lot better.
    If the only work they needed doing can be completed in a 30 minute interview than they simply do not and never had a job to offer you.
    And no one would actually do this, it would be an incredibly huge waste of time. You actually think that some company is going to interview 20 people until they get the guy that is capable of solving their problem in 30 minutes? They have just spent a week of work getting a 30 minute answer.
    If a problem is solvable in a interview setting then the company could of just spent 30 minutes posting a detailed description on some forum somewhere, where they would of gotten an even better and more detailed answer than they could ever of hoped for from an interviewee.

    If you provide the answer to a current real world problem in an interview and do not get the job, then it is probably because someone else gave a better response.

    And do you really think playing games with the interviewer is going to improve your chances of getting a job? If the person asked you a question they want an answer to that question, not to another question.

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    Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
  35. "the first hit is free" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, if your "product" doesn't meet that standard then you will never cut it as a consultant. Just enforce the "one" rule.

    Anyone who'd refuse to share technical information during an interview will eventually try to hoard their knowledge later and that isn't anyone you want to work with.

  36. Wat by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

    Any company relying on some random job applicants for free consultation and taking them seriously is stone cold retarded and deserves the damage they'll inevitably suffer.

    If they already know they're interviewing decent people then presumably they're only between jobs for a very brief time and wouldn't be daft enough to act as a doormat :P

    Story is silly.

  37. Diid they steal your Doctor Who fanfic ideas too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems perfectly legitimate that if an employer is hoping to hire somebody to solve a particular problem (“Our database is really slow and we need a lot of help optimizing it. How would you proceed with that?”) they would ask a lot of questions and focus on the problem. Running a fake interview seems like an incredibly rare edge-case to me. It’s like getting an interview at a publisher and concluding afterwards that “They just want to steal all my great ideas for Doctor Who FanFics!”

  38. Warning by Peter+(Professor)+Fo · · Score: 1

    Often at interview you'll be asked about something that is at the top of the interviewer's stack of issues. I've blown it many times by being honest about the size of hole/ difficulty of getting out/ importance of not letting it happen again or in the first place. The idea that there's a quick solution that will bulldoze their plan will also piss them off.

  39. Google, I hate you (Ph.D.-level problems) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had an unpleasant experience interviewing with Google that left a bad taste in my mouth.

    I have a Ph.D. in Information Science, have worked professionally outside the university as an academic researcher, have published multiple books and peer-reviewed scholarly articles, and hold a technology-related patent. In research (contrary to the claims above that idea misappropriation isn't a problem), very often the idea itself is indeed the most valuable thing: out of the infinite attack vectors, which one you would choose to address the problem?

    At my interview I was asked a number of generic questions, then suddenly was asked a very specific question about approaches to e-mail spam filtering. I gave what in my opinion were some pretty good ideas based on my recent academic work in the area. The mid-20s semi-anonymous interviewer (semi-anonymous because Google interviewers never give you their last name or a business card, the arrogant jerks) took diligent notes, and I never heard from them again.

    In pure code-monkey programming-related jobs, responses to interview questions may not have much value to the employer, but in research-related fields I think companies can and do freely misappropriate the ideas there. After all, what have they got to lose? Nothing.

    I'd be interested in hearing if my experience is commonplace.

    1. Re:Google, I hate you (Ph.D.-level problems) by russotto · · Score: 1

      At my interview I was asked a number of generic questions, then suddenly was asked a very specific question about approaches to e-mail spam filtering. I gave what in my opinion were some pretty good ideas based on my recent academic work in the area. The mid-20s semi-anonymous interviewer (semi-anonymous because Google interviewers never give you their last name or a business card, the arrogant jerks) took diligent notes, and I never heard from them again.

      Obviously I don't know what happened in your case (someone should have called you back even if just to say that we'd decided not to hire you, but screwups happen), but I'm pretty sure no one at Google is interviewing you to steal your ideas. We'd want to hear some of your ideas in an interview to know if we want to hire you, of course.

      Practically, it would be massively inefficient to interview every researcher we could find in the hope we could get a few good ideas for "free". If some researcher gave an idea that good during the interview, it'd be a lot more efficient to extend that person an offer, figuring where there's one good idea, there's others.

      BTW, most of us don't have business cards.

    2. Re:Google, I hate you (Ph.D.-level problems) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google interviewers never give you their last name or a business card

      BTW, most of us don't have business cards.

      He wants your last name. All business cards have last names on them. If you don't have a business card you can tell him your last name.

    3. Re:Google, I hate you (Ph.D.-level problems) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "At my interview I was asked a number of generic questions, then suddenly was asked a very specific question about approaches to e-mail spam filtering."

      This is a common interview tactic, usually to see how good you are at thinking on your feet but also possibly to drill straight into something you touched on in your generic answers.

      It sounds more to me that perhaps the answers you gave were textbook academic answers - you have to realize that in any field that is commercial, if you come from an academic background in that filed you are starting from the baseline - meaning, there is no way in hell you are close to cutting-edge in your understanding if your understanding only stretches as far as what is understood academically. In many fields there are all kinds of breakthroughs that are proprietary - universities are usually way behind.

  40. An odd variant.. by Molt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One interview I had amused me. On paper it looked okay, a small art dealership was looking for a combined sysadmin/Perl programmer which was pretty much what I was doing then, and the pay was significantly more than I was on at my current place and as I was getting bored in the current job anyway I thought I'd go and have a chat.

    Went to the interview and it was one of those where the interviewer wasn't actually technical himself. He had a friend write a page of simple technical questions which I answered without any trouble, also corrected one of the answers he had. The interviewer seemed happy and we started talking about what the job actually involved, and here it started to go wrong. He wanted a basic browse-only shopfront, no actual payment, with basic message board capability, and some everyday web/email/DNS handling. He did vaguely ask how I'd do this but not in any detail at all. Listening to him I knew that I'd be bored by day two, but I did actually like the guy and knew that what he wanted really didn't need a full-time employee. I explained to him that these were basically things which could be done by using pre-existing software with a month of effort to get it up and running in the first place, and a day or so a month afterwards to maintain it. I jotted down the names of some software and companies that could help him, and told him what to ask them for.

    He was genuinely amazed. He thought that all of this web-stuff was so complex that it'd be a full-time task to keep his website running, thinking that every new art piece he added to the catalogue would need an entire new page to be written for it. Finding out about CMS was a revelation, and one he was grateful for, and all this took less time than the interview was scheduled for.

    In the end he went with one of the companies I'd recommended to him, they did ecommerce stuff and this was bread and butter for them, he was up and running in two weeks with everything he needed, as he let me know in an email. As for me I didn't have a new job but I felt good about myself, and the fact the chap had basically ended the 'interview' by giving me a few weeks worth of wages for saving him a lot in the long run was quite nice too.

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    1. Re:An odd variant.. by DeSigna · · Score: 1

      I've had a couple of interviews like this. It really is a fantastic thing.

      Once of those interviews did in fact end up getting me a job by word of mouth back in my younger days, it was completely worth it. Fast forward to today where it *is* a big part of my job to do this for people - as a presales solutions architect.

      I did a double take reading TFS for this article, I can't imagine thinking like that. If you're asked a reasonable job-related question in an interview, you answer it. If you can solve one problem for them, it's likely you can solve more. If they're opening interviews to bring in outside opinions, all you've wasted is time. Someone who doesn't want to hire you or pay you for your labour obviously isn't worth working for, and if they get an hour or 2 of free successful consulting out of you, well, they're losing out if they don't hire someone who can pick up the state of their business and nut out a workable solution in that amount of time. I'd go find somewhere better, and a minute shift in attitude might help find that dream job.

    2. Re:An odd variant.. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      And now you've got someone out there marketing your services for you for free to boot. Because your name will inevitably come up when someone is talking about anything even remotely related, and he'll gush about how helpful you were and that you're an honest businessperson.

      It's a good road to travel. I'll have been in private consulting for 10 years this April. I have so much work I'm turning stuff down. I don't advertise, I don't market, and my phone number isn't even in the white pages (google voice...it has it's advantages and drawbacks). If I closed my shop today, locked the door, and turned off the phone (or put on a message that I was no longer in business), I'd have people calling my home number to see if I could help them out. Kinda nice, really, to know that it's almost impossible to be without a job.

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  41. Re:unpaid internships can be the same / office boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey don't mock the how not to make yourself useful skill. It's an important Corporate survival tool that will often lead to promotion.

  42. Calling bullshit. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    There are many reasons why it could not possibly happen. Last of which was an employee sending you documents that contain trade secrets.

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    1. Re:Calling bullshit. by Forever+Wondering · · Score: 1

      He's still under NDA, so the employee would be free to do so. In its heyday, that's how Silicon Valley companies used to work before all the lawyers got involved.

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    2. Re:Calling bullshit. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      NDA can't extend to things learned independently from the company, and his "friend" does not represent the company because he was not authorized to do so.

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    3. Re:Calling bullshit. by Forever+Wondering · · Score: 1

      NDA can't extend to things learned independently from the company,

      True, but that doesn't apply here as this was all about the layout of one of the company's printed circuit boards.

      and his "friend" does not represent the company because he was not authorized to do so.

      Where do you think this "authorization" comes from [has to come from] if there's an NDA in place? Once an NDA is in place, any engineer can talk to anybody who is under an NDA for anything covered under the NDA. If you think otherwise, you've never worked in an engineering organization before.

      Also, how do you know that the "friend" was not "authorized"? He could easily have been told by his VP of engineering to go ask the poster about the board "on the quiet". This goes on more than you seem to realize.

      Besides, the company in question is a chip design company. The company's proprietary "secret sauce" is in the chip they design, not the layout of the board that it goes on. It was the layout of the PC board that had the mistakes in question. They don't really care about the board--it's just a necessary evil.

      In fact, this board is probably a "reference design" board and not an end product. Chip companies almost give these SDK boards away for free to other companies that will "design in" the chips into consumer designs. For the chip company, it's "give them the razor" [the SDK board], so you can sell them the blades [the chips that they design].

      The board layout mistakes could have been things like [to name but a few]:
      - the clock lines on the board were too long
      - multiple ASIC's sharing a single voltage regulator
      - voltage regulator for an ASIC was placed on the far end of the board instead of directly next to its ASIC
      - improper shielding/isolation of analog circuitry [if any]
      - blind and buried vias
      None of these problems are at all proprietary [or unique] to the given company.

      One might question the poster's trusting nature, but not his trustworthiness. In short, the scenario described is entirely plausible, based upon my 35+ years experience as a computer engineer.

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  43. not a problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a company needs to "mine" their interviewees for knowledge that particular company isn't going to last long anyway, no harm, no foul.

  44. If I were an employer... by lkangaroo · · Score: 2

    ... and you can solve our problems, why would I want to boot you, potentially sending you to one of our competitors, instead of keeping you and making you solve more problems for us?

  45. Just an Hour by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 1

    If I can solve a potential employer's current issues in just an hour, just imagine what I could do for them in a month or a year.

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  46. Get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sheesh!

  47. Funny, I had a client in today by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was just to find out about a project and give them a quote. It turns out that I solved their issue in about 30 minutes, including chit chat, and told them everything they needed to know to fix their problem. I even made notes on their materials for them.

    You know what I charged them? Nothing. I told them if they had to come back and have me do everything, it would be about $X, but that I thought that they had enough information to do it with the people they already had on board. They're a client I'm unlikely to ever see again because this is an unusual problem for them. They're not going to be repeat freeloaders, and doing this work full-up won't get me a bigger job with them later.

    I figure that if I can solve your entire problem in 30 minutes, it's not something that requires my skill or justifies my fees. I'd rather have a happy non-client telling their friends that I was extremely helpful (yes, I made them promise not let people know I just gave them the info for free), than clients who just spent a healthy dime because they felt they had no other option. I do have "regulars" who have stupid issues like this on a recurring basis. I charge them full rack rate every time.

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    1. Re:Funny, I had a client in today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure this is the correct position to take. Your experience and knowledge that allows you to solve the problem in minutes cost you effort and money.

      Put it another way, a doctor generally nevers spend more than ten minutes with you but he gets paid a hefty sum for each instance of figuring out what ails you and what the solution is.

  48. I used to be concerned about this, in a way by asmkm22 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a consultant, there was a brief period where I would have an existing client start asking for some very specific information about "how" to do things, like instructions on how to add users to Active Directory. Eventually, I got over the instinctive insecurity of giving away job secrets, especially when it's stuff that they could just google up answers for anyway, and found that promptly providing it only serves to strengthen the business relationship.

    I haven't gone to an interview in ages, but I can't imagine getting too ruffled over one where they would basically be asking me how I'd fix a particular problem. Even if they came right out and said "we have a problem with this application and are looking to hire someone who can hit the ground running with ideas. What would you do to fix it?" The fact is, they aren't going to retain very much of anything that gets said anymore than I would retain asking a mechanic what he'd do to fix my hypendupulator pump. He get as detailed as he wants, and it wouldn't get me very far.

    1. Re:I used to be concerned about this, in a way by StormReaver · · Score: 2

      The fact is, they aren't going to retain very much of anything that gets said anymore than I would retain asking a mechanic what he'd do to fix my hypendupulator pump.

      At the risk of divulging information that may cost me customers, fixing the Hypendululator Pump is a one or two step process, depending on whether you're using Imperial units or non-Imperial units. The first step is to apply the Hydrospanner to the pump's Hypen Bolt; but be sure you are running slower than light, as an improperly tightened Hypen bolt can cause catastrophic failure at faster than light speeds. This is probably a moot point, though, because if you're having to deal with this particular part, you probably won't be in Hyperspace to begin with. But it's always good to be cautious. If your Hypendupulator Pump uses Imperial units, then this should do the trick.

      If you are using non-Imperial units, and tightening the Hypen bolt does not induce faster than light travel, you may have to acquire additional tools to read the onboard computer. Fortunately, most readily available R2 units are equipped with such tools as standard features. This will usually work, but tends to be much more expensive than the common Hydrospanner you're likely to already have in your toolbox.

      Good Luck!

  49. last year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wasn't there an article about a tech company in florida that did 'hardcore' interviews where they flew you to their office for 2 weeks of invensive interviews ie free labour?

  50. meh by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

    If a gig entails solving a problem that can be solved in the time-frame of an interview it wasn't much of a gig anyway.

    1. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're kind of right. but if you're contracting and answering random ads, its entirely possible to solve their
      problems in a 30 minutes discussion that's supposed to be setting the stage for the contract. they just didn't
      know what the hell was going on.

      so thats nice, solve someone's problems in 30 minutes.

      but you don't get paid

  51. If you can solve it in the interview who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chalk it up to marketing. I actively encourage people to call me for help. Anything I can do in less than a couple of hours I don't bother to bill for. Billing is more work than the "work".

    I have been ripped off for free consulting while trying to sell scientific software, but that's an entirely different problem. I still don't know the answer to that one.

  52. Jeff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeff is that you?

  53. I interviewed for CERN by Frankie70 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In early 1989, I was called for an interview at CERN. The guy who interviewed me was called Tim. He asked me to call him Timbo. The interview went normally and then Timbo took me to the CERN cafeteria for lunch. I told him about my idea about taking hypertext and connecting it to the Transmission Control Protocol and domain name system ideas andâ"ta-da!â"you all know what happened next.

  54. its true, there are companies doing this by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    I went on a few without realizing it.

    they asked some tech question and I could tell they really didn't know how to approach this problem and solve it with good interoperability (that was a key; and most always should be). I gave them a proper answer (it was right up my alley and was pretty obvious to me) and the hiring mgr did seem to like how I solved it.

    of course, I never did hear back from them.

    the worst, though, is the 'its not a job... FOR YOU' interview. they full well know they want to hire an h1b for cheap and they waste my time bringing me out on a physical interview then give me a bogus turn-down after I've spent hours there. only a few times did I see this happen but I'm quite sure that its a non-zero occurrence. some interviews were just too spot-on and the turn-down was too synthetic. it just did not make sense.

    some phone screens have people that 'get it' and you can ask them frankly if this is a real job or not. watch how they handle it and answer it; how they react is often more important than the answer they give.

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  55. interns doing real work for free in NOT legal by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    http://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/compliance/whdfs71.htm

    The Test For Unpaid Interns

    There are some circumstances under which individuals who participate in “for-profit” private sector internships or training programs may do so without compensation. The Supreme Court has held that the term "suffer or permit to work" cannot be interpreted so as to make a person whose work serves only his or her own interest an employee of another who provides aid or instruction. This may apply to interns who receive training for their own educational benefit if the training meets certain criteria. The determination of whether an internship or training program meets this exclusion depends upon all of the facts and circumstances of each such program.

    The following six criteria must be applied when making this determination:

            The internship, even though it includes actual operation of the facilities of the employer, is similar to training which would be given in an educational environment;
            The internship experience is for the benefit of the intern;
            The intern does not displace regular employees, but works under close supervision of existing staff;
            The employer that provides the training derives no immediate advantage from the activities of the intern; and on occasion its operations may actually be impeded;
            The intern is not necessarily entitled to a job at the conclusion of the internship; and
            The employer and the intern understand that the intern is not entitled to wages for the time spent in the internship.

    If all of the factors listed above are met, an employment relationship does not exist under the FLSA, and the Act’s minimum wage and overtime provisions do not apply to the intern. This exclusion from the definition of employment is necessarily quite narrow because the FLSA’s definition of “employ” is very broad. Some of the most commonly discussed factors for “for-profit” private sector internship programs are considered below.

    1. Re:interns doing real work for free in NOT legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something for nothing. You americans and your internships. If that shit was tried in Australia, the employee would be told in no uncertain terms where to shove it.

    2. Re:interns doing real work for free in NOT legal by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You don't have 4 years of experience so we can't hire you.

  56. Seriously by pestilence669 · · Score: 1

    This happened to me at Zynga unintentionally. We started talking scale, I made suggestions and then the notepads came out. Through "sources," I learned they implemented my ideas. Not as bad as it could have been, I ultimately turned them down.

    1. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you interview at Zynga? Are you retarded?

  57. If you lost a "friend" anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... might as well send them a bill for the walk-through at a much higher rate. And then go the small claims route. There was some transfer of know-how, and you deserve to be compensated for it.

  58. Apple did just this to a friend back in the 90s. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He'd been part of the IBM laserprinter project and Apple's printer group interviewed him essentially to pick his brains. He cottoned to that pretty quickly and essentially told the HR person running the 'interview process' that this manager was full of crap. Apple had big egos back in the 90s. With the return of iSteve, that changed. The Apple I contracted at in 1995 was nowhere close to the company it was in 2005.

    Then again, there was a reason you never heard of a consumer grade LW-killer from IBM. The PS interpeter inside sucked. Bigtime. My friend used to joke about it's page print rate--When it positively absolutely has to get there overnight. Yep. Not much of a team player.

  59. it happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This definitely happened to me. In the late 80s I worked for a small startup designing a satellite image processing system, this went on for about 3 years and the thing achieved some success in sales terms. I started looking round for a better paying job, I got an interview in a big uk aerospace firm a couple of hundred miles away. At the interview, the first 2-3 hours I had the usual iq tests, career discussion, walk round the department, then just as I thought it was drawing to a close the guy says now there are some people who want to talk to you and I was sent into a room with two of their senior engineers. For the next hour these two grilled me on every aspect of the design of the system I had been working on in the startup. I got increasingly fed up and eventually refused to answer any more questions. I never got a job offer from them. A couple of months after this I got another job in a completely different company. Then about a year later I heard from one of the people in the startup that I was still in touch with that the big aerospace firm had launched a competitive product. Yes, its you I'm talking about, BAE Filton.

  60. It doesn't only happen with the small companies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A long time ago I interviewed for Reuters in London. The advertised job was paying well over the odds, and the benefits were very generous. I am actually fairly well-known in my field, and one of the pre-interview requests was to bring along copies of books I had written...

    I started at 11:00. The day proceeded in stages, with different teams of people being brought in each hour. Each team had a load of detailed questions, which I answered as best I could. They took copious notes - sometimes asking me to slow down. I finally finished at 16:30.

    Then they asked me if they could retain the copies of the books I had brought from the initial print runs for a while. I said OK.

    After 2 weeks I started pressing them about the job. They didn't seem to want to say anything. After 4 weeks they finally told me that I hadn't got it. I asked for my books back, and they told me that they had lost them....

  61. It happens a lot by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 1

    Consultants charge several hundred an hour to offer advice. Prospective employees will do it for free. Beware of the shonky cheapskate small business types.The point of the interview is supposed to be for them to get a feel for you and whether you can do the job. That's all. Once that is established, leave. Limit your interview to an hour - or as short as practical. If they want to talk for longer they are just picking your brain. If they reassure you they are not picking your brain, then they are. If you get a vibe you are dealing with a shonky or a cheapskate, best have nothing to do with them even if they do offer you a job. It'll only be trouble down the road. And if you are desperate and need the job that bad, you will still get trouble down the road. Find a decent employer to work for instead.

  62. Just sayin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Re:If you can solve it in the interview who cares?You're a sucker, a loser, a wuss, a gutless wonder with no sense of pride or self-worth. It's good to be nice to people who are nice to you, but being nice to people trying to fuck you over is just pathetic. Stop being a doormat. You'll be happier for it.

  63. It's happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work semi-conductor and am one of a handful of technicians that have worked on the latest and greatest DRIE (deep reactive ion etch) tools on the market. My old company was the first in the world to get this machine to work in production scale. My linked-in profile list the maintenance school for said tool. I have had several phone interviews where in the middle of the interview the questions get very specific, i.e. "How do you maintain a good edge profile after chamber cleans?" or "What is the best method to center the cathode?". Usually after I answer these questions the interview ends within a couple of minutes, and no I am giving the right answer, I was part of the team of guys that came up with the right answer.

  64. An opposite view on this by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the late 1990s I had a job where I was a Unix system admin and our group needed to hire a replacement for the guy who left. The job required some marginal Unix/Linux user knowledge but most of the work would be repairing and building out PCs for our test group. Our PCs weren't the best and needed constant maintenance. The previous 2 guys who held the job were nuts. Guy number 1 was bipolar and told us on his first day of work that he was bipolar and that he saw no need to take medicine for it. It ended up being 6 months of hell where we basically had a guy who alternated between being a crybaby and Captain Angry All The Time. He left us to become some other company's problem, but we foolishly brought in his replacement before he left and had him train the new guy. Much to our surprise, he became BFFs with guy number 2 and he poisoned guy number 2 against our group. Guy number 2 basically had a permanent hostile attitude towards our group until he left us for another company. So we let guy number 2 leave before we ever started to look for his replacement because we were not going to repeat the previous mistake of letting a departing employee have a negative influence on his replacement.

    We interviewed several people and we actually flew a guy in from another state who seemed promising for an interview. I don't remember exactly what it was, but we had some ongoing problem related to our PCs that neither of the 2 previous crazy guys could ever solve. So after we interviewed the guy, my manager brought him into his office and asked him about the problem. He got it fixed on the spot for us within 5 minutes. He was hired that day. His ability to fix that ongoing problem on the spot clinched it for him. He was a fantastic employee for us. So while I'm sure that maybe some sleazebag companies are just trying to get free help, trust me, you don't want to work for them anyway. Some companies may just be using it to test your abilities and if you can solve their problem, you'll get the job. I've seen it firsthand.

  65. Working Interview, crazy environment by obtuse · · Score: 1

    Awhile ago, I answered an ad and took an online test for a position where I'd be sole sysadmin and support person for a camp in the mountains. Terms were $20 per hour and room and board, but I'd get snowed in reguarly. I aced the online test, and went up for my interview. On arrival, I was told to be subtle, as the person I was replacing was still working there, and didn't know he was leaving. Welcome!

    After the interview with the owner (old lesson: Sole Proprietors are crazy) I met with various high level users, to discuss their problems. In each case, I suggested a solutions, some of which were implemented then and there.

    Not a place I was eager to work, but I'd been out of work for a long time, and they were eager to have me. Fortunately, I took a position which payed a great deal more, wasn't an insane environment, and I never looked back. The camp did hold the position for me for quite some time, in case the other job didn't work out. Just a data point about the "working interview."

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  66. Victim here by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

    CGI/special effects company that wanted to branch out into web development gave me an 'interview' about a drupal development job. Got there, they talked to me about the 'job' (they wanted a drupal based booking system). Spent the next hour talking about how I'd go about implementing it, why it was possible under Drupal and commented on some prototypes they'd drawn out. Generally felt like the 'interview' was going well, agency afterwards said they'd been really impressed with me and would 'certainly' get in contact.

    Naturally I never heard from them again and I then realised I had wasted an afternoon driving to this place to give them a valuable consultation session that they didn't have to pay a penny for. Was naive in retrospect but I've been poor interviewee in the past (incredibly shy which a lot of people mistake for lack of interest/motivation) and was a bit too keen to impress.

    It's illegal in the UK to offer an interview when there's no job available but it's next to impossible to prove (they just say a client backed out or they decided to go a different direction).

  67. It can and does happen by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

    Lots of people think this is stupid... Until it happens to them.

    You underestimate how valuable a sanity check on a project can be. Someone who can tell you that they're using the right software, the right methods for some things, that using xyz for abc isn't a good idea and that 123 would be better suited to it. They can get professional feedback on designs and processes etc.

    Yeah a full time consultant working for a month then providing advice when needed is better but they also cost a large amount of money.

  68. A test is important as how its interpreted by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    > We're also familiar with the tricky questions some interviewers
    > like to throw at people to test their thinking skills, and the
    > questionable merits of gauging somebody's skillset through a
    > pointlessly obtuse math problem.

    I mostly agree that this is questionable but, depending on how and why its done, I do think there is some merrit. Not so much as a test of thinking skills, but just to see how a person deals with an obtuse problem.

    I used to give people a quick, but obtuse code test, asking them to read something devious I had come up with late one night.

    Only two people ever "Solved it", and did so in rather fantastic fashion, giving me example inputs and outputs. Thing is, we were not interviewing for programer jobs, we were interviewing for sysadmin, and so we were not specifically looking for high skill coders, but.... some middling ones who can jump in and debug an issue are useful... and people who can admit when they don't know things are even more so.

    The entire test was, in my mind, looking for 2 things:

    1. Do they actually understand the mechanics of the language that they claimed? Its not the most common thing to see, but I have definitely handed the test to a couple of people who had no business advertising that they knew PERL (I had more than the PERL test, but it was the most common and my favorite).

    2. How do they approach a hard problem? I always considered asking questions and trying to talk through it a plus. That is questions that don't make me question #1... a question like "What does split do?" would be bad....

    Whereas "I don't see what this split is doing, it only has one argument and isn't being assigned to anything?"* , is good. I am not trying to test your knowledge of the minor gotchas of perl syntax, knowing enough to know thats strange tells me alot. Knowing that you have no issue admitting you are not a guru and being able to ask pertenant questions is every bit as important as technical knowledge and problem solving skills.

    * Yes the PERL test contained the line "split //;". I once was given a candidates resume on the way into the interview, leading everyone to break down laughing as I handed my perl test to one of the well known O'Rielly Perl book authors.... he was one of the 2 to solve it commenting "Interesting use of split, we will talk about that later."

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    "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
  69. This is for Real by geoffrobinson · · Score: 2

    I was doing DBA work for Vertica database systems through a consulting company. We had a phone interview with one potential client and it turned pretty quickly to them wanting to solve some very specific issues over the phone for them for free.

    I fell back to something like "these problems are very complicated. We've done this type of work in the past. I'd have to look at the specifics of your case." I gave them a good outline of the approach I would take.

    They became irritated, in my opinion, and kept pushing.

    I am convinced they ran into a problem and wanted me to work for free. Best case scenario, they ran into a problem and wanted absolutely no doubt we could help them. Regardless, I wasn't comfortable actually doing the work I was interviewing for in the interview. Proof I know what I'm doing is different.

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    Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.
  70. Highly Inappropriate during an interview by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 2

    My reaction to a situation like this is to explain my relevant experience. Nothing more. If they insist on focusing on the problem at hand, then my decision has been made and I would no longer want to work for that company. I recognize free consulting when I see it, it is highly inappropriate during an interview, and I did not spend a fortune on college education and work years in a distinguished career to give away solutions.

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    Eternity: will that be smoking, or non-smoking? I Corinthians 6:9-10
  71. Re:I had a friend do this to me once - me too by bjdevil66 · · Score: 2

    While many commenters have blown off the original article as a scam, this kind of "intellectual theft" is pretty common in one-off, temporary, contract job situations.

    For example, a few years back I had an "interview" for some subcontracting work with a former consulting firm I'd done some work for in the past. I needed any cash, so to ensure I got the work I ended up talking to them for an hour or more about about what I would do. The end client was there asking questions, listening and taking a few notes, etc., and I grew a little suspicious. By the end of the meeting, I had a feeling that I was being used for free consulting, but not having set a clear payment plan for my time up front, what could I do? In the end the client was so excited that they decided to do the work themselves after the meeting, based on the direction I had pushed them, and he decided I wasn't needed. The former colleague semi-apologized later, but I would've appreciated getting at least a one hour consulting fee (which they stiffed me on).

    The moral of the story: Have a clear understanding UP FRONT that you will be billing for ANY time you give for ANY temp/contract work... Even for friends/former colleagues... If they're really pros/friends, they'll understand and pay up.

  72. avoid confidentiality agreements by leeac · · Score: 1

    avoiding confidentiality agreements, at least for the first interview and maybe second, seems like a reasonable request. Shady people are often the most paranoid, if they are trying to steal consulting from you, its likely they assume you might be trying to steal something from them. To prevent that, they may make you sign a confidentiality agreement prior to or during the interview. In later interviews, it should be more easier to discern between a real interview process and a scam. At which point you should be able to use your best judgment in regards to signing any agreements.

  73. HashRocket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is hashrockets MO, except they work you for free for a week.

  74. Happened three times today. No more free estimate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Client walks in with all their W-2s, 1099s, 1098-INT, 1098-T, 1099R and stock purchases and sales. After 45 minutes preparing supporting schedules for business mileage, medical expenses, home office, sales taxes, energy credits, business use of cell phone and internet, donations and other un-reimbursed business expenses, the client then informs they calculated the same refund amount on their own using free software and walk out.

    First year doing IRS filings for the public after buying a practice three weeks ago but learning quickly to screen for freeloaders.

  75. Don't dismiss this article so quickly... by centre21 · · Score: 1

    This is a tactic that's not just limited to interviews for tech positions, this is becoming a scourge amongst all service-based positions. My wife has twice been the victim of this, and she works in marketing/advertising. What happens is the interviewer says, "Here's a scenario, create a quick campaign slogan or copy to address the needs of the client," under the guise of "getting a feel for your skillset". So the candidate performs the work and then either doesn't get the job or gets a second "interview" in which they're asked to perform the same task, only this time with a bit more detail. Recruiters are well aware of this process and are asking their clients to notify them immediately when they're being asked to "provide examples". Your resume and experience (and in the case of the marketing people, their "book" of previous work), combined with more general job-specific questions should be enough to give a potential employer a good idea of your skills. The interview isn't actually about getting to know what you can do, it's more about gauging how you'll fit in with the corporate environment and the personalities on the team you'll be joining.

    And make no mistake, having an interview candidate "solve" your issues for you isn't about the existing team being inept, it's purely a method of obtaining free labor.