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How To Communicate Faster-Than-Light

higuita writes "With faster technologies showing up everyday, people need to prepare in advance the problems of faster-than-light communication. The main problem is that packages will arrive to the destination before they are sent, forcing a huge redesign of most protocols. Read here the first draft RFC. Any network expert is free to help fine tune this draft."

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  1. April fools again? by donscarletti · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there some tradition in some parts of the world to make an ass of oneself on the second of April too?

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    1. Re:April fools again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's still 1/4 in the states.

    2. Re:April fools again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In some parts of the world it's still April 1st.

      like the entire USA. which basically is the world.

    3. Re:April fools again? by mooingyak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's still 1/4 in the states.

      Well, no. In the states it's 4/1.

      All of Europe should be on 2/4 by now though.

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    4. Re: April fools again? by Nodsnarb · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's a world outside the United States? Do they have Baconaise too?

    5. Re: April fools again? by mellon · · Score: 2

      You have no idea. They even have bacon flavored chocolate.

    6. Re: April fools again? by WGFCrafty · · Score: 4, Funny

      And chocolate flavored pigs. Yes, the holy grail of genetics

    7. Re:April fools again? by flimflammer · · Score: 2

      No, but it is tradition that some doofus will point out that their particular location has moved on and it's an outrage to still see April fools content.

      Unfortunately for you, this site doesn't operate on your time.

    8. Re:April fools again? by gagol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Note to the editors. The fun in april fool is to make ONE silly joke and try to pass it as genuine. Becoming the onion all day is not. Also, nice try with the ROT13 stuff, did not work very well.

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    9. Re:April fools again? by thegarbz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Quite frankly I'm surprised Slashdot is able to get April Fools articles out at all.

      I come here every year expecting to hear about {insert Google joke of the year} on April 3rd after every other news outlet had published it, and then again a dupe on April 5th.

    10. Re:April fools again? by blackholepcs · · Score: 1

      Well, actually It is 11:15 pm, April 1st 2013 as I type this (Central Time Zone, USA.) So, you are incorrect.

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    11. Re:April fools again? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's still 1/4 in the states.

      Well, no. In the states it's 4/1.

      All of Europe should be on 2/4 by now though.

      See, if the US switched to metric, we wouldn't have these miscommunications...

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    12. Re:April fools again? by isorox · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's still 1/4 in the states.

      Well, no. In the states it's 4/1.

      All of Europe should be on 2/4 by now though.

      See, if the US switched to metric, we wouldn't have these miscommunications...

      I can believe FTL communication, even FTL travel, but the US moving to metric? April fools are meant to be believable.

    13. Re:April fools again? by bidule · · Score: 2

      Quite frankly I'm surprised Slashdot is able to get April Fools articles out at all.

      They're a year late. Easier than you'd think.

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    14. Re:April fools again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Posted by Unknown Lamer on Tuesday April 02, @10:03AM

      Lame.

    15. Re:April fools again? by Redmancometh · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You know damn well that the answer has to do with basing everything around tens so you can *huh* do things in your head. Also memorizing 400 conversion factors...I need that brain power for other shit.

    16. Re:April fools again? by niftydude · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, actually It is 11:15 pm, April 1st 2013 as I type this (Central Time Zone, USA.) So, you are incorrect.

      Emphasis mine. Since both you and the person who modded me down don't seem to understand, I'll explain, and then repeat myself: am is before noon, pm is after noon.

      April fool's pranks must be performed before noon on April 1st to be considered as such. It was not before noon on April 1 in any timezone when that story was posted.

      So it is no longer an April fool's prank.

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    17. Re: April fools again? by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      Bacon flavored chocolate. Pfah.

      I'll eat your bacon flavored chocolate, and raise you... um... http://baconlube.com/

      (And though it's still April 1st where I post, this is no joke...)

      Also: It's April Fool's day for another 5.5 hours in American Samoa.

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    18. Re:April fools again? by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      Is there some part of the world so stupid they don't realize that it'll still be April 1st in American Samoa for another 5.5 hours (At time of posting)?

      Just roll with it.

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    19. Re:April fools again? by ap7 · · Score: 1

      It looks like we already have FTL communications, much faster in fact. Anything sent on 4/1 in the US arrives in Europe on 2/4!

    20. Re: April fools again? by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Who told you about baconnaise? That's supposed to be top secret.

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    21. Re:April fools again? by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps you play by this "has to happen before noon" rule, but this year is the first I have ever heard of that, in 30 years of living in this country and fucking with people's head on April 1st. I'd say this is a stupid and not widely-followed rule for this pseudo-holiday. I don't even go in to work until noon: How am I going to offend and torment my coworkers if I can't prank them during our normal office hours?

      Failure. That's what your post and arrogant attitude reek of. Stay home and practice, and perhaps you can have something interesting to prank people with next year instead of crying over timing and being butthurt about AM vs PM(which nobody on Slashdot has trouble understanding, despite your condescending snarkyballs comment).

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    22. Re:April fools again? by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 1

      In some parts of the world it's tradition to make an ass of oneself all year round

    23. Re:April fools again? by tonywestonuk · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is *Not* an April fools!!... Slashdot is reporting on an RFC, published in draft status. No Joke. Like other RFC's published on April 1st, It probably wont have any real world usage (unless we actually find a way of sending things faster than light, at which point the universe collapses into a paradoxial soup), and is there mostly for its comedic value. BUT, that is not the point, the point is this is an attempt at working out how to send things over a FTL medium, and documenting them in an RFC.

      IP Over Avian carriers (rfc1149), another April 1st RFC, was implemented a few years later. It worked.

    24. Re:April fools again? by servies · · Score: 1

      Well, sorry to say so, but that novareinna article is nonsense...
      And geez... trusting a site with such a layout...

    25. Re:April fools again? by isorox · · Score: 1

      maybe europe should switch to imperial / US customary units? how come the world is always telling US to change?

      Aside from metric making more sense in science, 7000 million people use metric, 300 million use king george's system.

    26. Re:April fools again? by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't you mean 7 Gigapeople us metric?

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    27. Re:April fools again? by dkf · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you play by this "has to happen before noon" rule, but this year is the first I have ever heard of that, in 30 years of living in this country and fucking with people's head on April 1st.

      I've heard of it before, and always considered it to be a bunch of misinformation put about by people who can't cope with the concept of a joke. If you look closely, it's always the most humorless who insist most on this "rule", clinging to it desperately like a drowning man to a lifebelt.

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    28. Re:April fools again? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1
      Damn!!

      And I thought it was about time somebody actually started looking at this shit when some **** makes it into an April Fools joke :(

      BTW Faster than light communications are already here or haven't you been paying attention to the whole Quantum Computer malarchy

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    29. Re:April fools again? by Jstlook · · Score: 1

      I can't believe anyone would bother posting an RFC on FTL communications. Seriously, when this comes to occur .. why doesn't the future simply publish the RFC?! At least they'll be able to narrate the proper standards to ensure a seamless transition.

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    30. Re:April fools again? by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 2

      Is that 7x10^9 people or 7x2^30 people?

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    31. Re:April fools again? by Noughmad · · Score: 4, Informative

      He did say Gigapeople, not Gibipeople.

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    32. Re:April fools again? by jonbryce · · Score: 2

      US to Europe in just under 3 months is not faster than light. Even a steam ship could manage it in that time.

    33. Re:April fools again? by dwye · · Score: 2

      The RFC was written for and published on April Fool's Day. A number of semi-joking RFCs have been published on April 1st including the famous one for IP Transmission via Avian Carriers (i.e., carrier pigeons) and, several years later, a followup that reported the results from its actual implementation and testing (hint: NOT to be used for vi or emacs :-).

      While the Avian Carriers RFC can be a model for lossy channels with long latency periods, I cannot guess what use super-luminal communications protocols will be.

      YET !

    34. Re:April fools again? by kramulous · · Score: 1

      .. why doesn't the future simply publish the RFC?!

      Maybe they did. Maybe tehy did.

      This could be it. Prove it wrong.

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    35. Re:April fools again? by hlavac · · Score: 1

      Because metric makes more sense, the units are systematically built from each other so they require no magic coefficients in calculations.

    36. Re:April fools again? by Wandering+Idiot · · Score: 1

      BTW Faster than light communications are already here

      No, they aren't. I would suggest that you haven't been paying as close attention to the quantum computer "malarchy" as you think....

    37. Re:April fools again? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      OK the Quantum Computers bit was a little red herring however cohesion in quantum entanglement is already at the level where faster than light comms are possible.

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    38. Re:April fools again? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      because everything is in only single dimension units, ever.

      This whole stupid psuedo intellectual holier than thou "debate" is waste of time, perpetrated by people who dont even know what they are talking about. Constant whining on /. only proves to me very very few people on here actually make real world measurements on a regular basis. if you did, you'd know that:
      -one unit is as good as another
      -everything is traced back to actual official standard
      -it's all just numbers, and in this day and age, conversions arent about the CF used, but about actually keeping straight what you are even doing because...
      -very few measures are ever just "one dimensional" in nature

      Ever had to measure rainfall in acre-feet and convert it to runoff flow rate, and volume change in a river system over some distance?
      Ever had to convert flow to velocity over a distance to match different sized pipes and select the best one, then account for the weight of fluid in the pipe of choice and determine strength characteristics and anchoring points?
      Ever had to measure the dbm of a noise source and convert it to electrical db, then to energy then to vibration dampening factor of a wall material?

      In the real world of people wh actually make measurements for a living, no one gives a flying f about meters or inches. You use what's most convenient for the job at hand, and conversion is only a calculator away.

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    39. Re:April fools again? by dwye · · Score: 1

      why doesn't the future simply publish the RFC?!

      You are assuming that they didn't.

    40. Re:April fools again? by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      You just copied that whole comment in, didn't you?

      Quit spamming.

    41. Re:April fools again? by Wandering+Idiot · · Score: 1

      Again, no it isn't, if by "comms" you mean any type of useful information transfer. You appear to have severely misunderstood the principles involved.

      Functionally, quantum entanglement is the equivalent of placing single red and blue balls in separate boxes without looking at them, sending one box to China, and then opening your box. If it's the red ball, you now know the one in China is blue, and vice-versa, despite the great distance between them.

      Now mechanically, the quantum equivalent is considerably more exotic, and involves either instantaneous transmission of quantum states or hidden variables that predetermine the result, but as far as actual utility, it's the same thing, and you can't use it to actually send any new data.

    42. Re:April fools again? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      -one unit is as good as another

      no. Metric is easier to teach, and easier to do in the head.

      "Ever had to measure rainfall in acre-feet and convert it to runoff flow rate, and volume change in a river system over some distance?"
      funny enough,. yes. It's easier in metric.

      "no one gives a flying f about meters or inches."
      speak you your ignorant self. moving completely to metric removes one type of conversion. That makes it less complicated, and removes an opportunity for a mistake.

      Plus, having a global standard in a global world is a good thing. Since metric s the most widely used system it logical to move there.
      You're whole argument is emotional based, not logically based.

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    43. Re:April fools again? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      To travel faster than light, write your post next week so we can see it here today.

      To travel faster than light is is necessary to remove all humor.

    44. Re:April fools again? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      oh, a random website. Nothing says expert like that.. anyways, did you read it?

      "In many cultures, tradition dictates that the pranking period must expire at noon on April 1 and any jokes attempted after that hour will bring back luck to the perpetrator."

      In the off chances it's accurate, America isn't one of those cultures.

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    45. Re:April fools again? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      NO information can move faster then light.

      Quantum entanglement sends ZERO information.

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    46. Re:April fools again? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. It isn't /.'s fault that your web client isn't RFC6921-compatible.

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    47. Re:April fools again? by packrat0x · · Score: 1

      US is already on metric. 1 inch equals exactly 25.4 mm according to the International Yard and Pound agreement of 1959, though the US retains the 1 / 39.37-metre definition for survey purposes... ;-)

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    48. Re:April fools again? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      talk to me when the time system is metric. Most conversions I do are time based, and so it doesn't matter if its metric or us customary, i need a calculator. 100km/hr -> m/s. Go!

    49. Re:April fools again? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      for 95% of America, the metric issue has no impact. why force them to change when there's no benefit? In the US, the government doesn't try to force people like that. Maybe it's a EU thing...

    50. Re:April fools again? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      All of US measures land in acres. so if you're going to do a calculation using metric, you would need to convert acres to square meters, do the calculation, then convert back to acres. That makes no sense and introduces loads of error possiblities.

    51. Re:April fools again? by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      I use time all day too.

      I work in milliseconds, microseconds and nanoseconds.

      I'm not kidding either.

    52. Re:April fools again? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      US is already on metric. 1 inch equals exactly 25.4 mm according to the International Yard and Pound agreement of 1959, ...

      Well, I was wondering if someone would point that out. Actually, the US's "conversion" to metric happened earlier than that. Back in the 1980s, there was a fun NPR (National Public Radio) article about the non-celebration of the 100th anniversary of the US "going metric".

      They explained what they meant, of course. It was based on the observation that, like most governments, the US rarely decrees that any particular units be used by the general public. What the Standards Bureau (whatever it's called in any particular decade, NIST right now) does is decree that anyone who uses the unit X must use the definition decreed by the Standards Bureau. Using some other unit and calling it X is then legally "consumer fraud", and can lead to prosecution and fines.

      So the actual role of the Standards Bureau is to define all the units in common use, as precisely as they can. What happened in the 1880s was that the scientists and engineers at the Bureau decided that the most precise standards in the world were those maintained by that French bureau in Paris. So they published new definitions of all the common American units in terms of the "metric" standard units. At this point, the American units became technically just "extended" metric units. You could use the actual metric units, and scientists did that, but the general public kept using their traditional units, which were now legally defined as extensions of the official metric system.

      Actually, there was followup to this article, pointing out that the US government officially approved the metric system back in the 1840s, in the form of a law stating that no contract could be declared void due to one party's use of metric units. This is typically how the "metric system" sneaks into a country, by simply being made legal for all commercial purposes. People learn to convert when they have commercial dealings with foreigners, and if a country's commerce develops strong ties to other countries, the metric units slowly become easier to use than the local units. The US is far from the only country where the "traditional" units are still in use, legally defined in metric terms as in the US.

      Maybe a few people can contribute local non-metric units that are still in use in your country ...

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    53. Re:April fools again? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      While the Avian Carriers RFC can be a model for lossy channels with long latency periods, I cannot guess what use super-luminal communications protocols will be.

      FTL pigeons, of course. Superliminal carrier pigeons* with warp or jump or space-fold drives. Implanted, or maybe genetically engineered in.

      I for one worry about what happens when a jump-pigeon misnavigates and materializes inside of a wall. "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" indeed!

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    54. Re:April fools again? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      I use time all day too.

      I work in milliseconds, microseconds and nanoseconds.

      I'm not kidding either.

      Stop bragging about your sex life - geesh.

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    55. Re:April fools again? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      i will always argue against the metrication of america. it's the ultimate 1%r approach - it's good for the select few, and we are the cream of the crop, so make everybody else do it. Also, celsius is a joke. how does that help in calculations, outside of the science lab?

    56. Re:April fools again? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No. Current theories don't allow for FTL communication.

      Note that this DOES NOT mean that it's impossible, just that it's not theoretically possible. But it's also true that the theories are known to be at minimum incomplete, and possibly just wrong. The problem is coming up with a replacement that will match the current theories in all the places that they are right. (Or, actually, in even almost all the places.)

      But since the theories are wrong (in the sense, at least, of incomplete) it may be possible to communicate FTL without adverse effects.

      FWIW, it IS true that entanglement requires corresponding reactiosn to occur either instantaneously (whatever that means in an Einsteinian universe) or FTL (which is another bag of worms), but this doesn't appear to allow information to be transferred, so I can't call it communication.

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    57. Re:April fools again? by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      My kids have to learn 2 systems. That's one more than necessary. They have to answer questions like "what's the most appropriate unit for measuring a lake?", and the choices are fl oz, cups, pints, quarts and gallons. Wtf?

      I only learned metric at their age. We had a MUCH easier time.

    58. Re:April fools again? by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

      I'm not from Britain, but I know you will have to pry their pints away from their cold, dead hands...

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    59. Re:April fools again? by EvilHamster · · Score: 1

      Really? When it gets to 0 degrees celsius it snows, rather than some arbitrary number like 32 degrees. This has an impact for ~20% of human kind who live in areas where it snows and probably a higher percentage of Americans.

      Also, Americans make up 5% of the population of the planet, and _everyone_ else (except for Libya and Burma last I checked) uses metric. If you are implying that this 95%+ of humanity is the "cream of the crop", then yes, we wish you would join the 19th century and use a measurement system that make sense.

    60. Re:April fools again? by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      If the world switched to American measurements we wouldn't have these problems either.

    61. Re:April fools again? by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't, Metric is simply standardized. It isnt easier to teach because in the US there are no units of it displayed. Maybe in europe. Miles have been around since rome. Meters are the new thing

    62. Re:April fools again? by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Who says if we actually find a way of sending things faster than light, at which point the universe collapses into a paradoxial soup? This isn't hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. besides its the ultimate f*** u to the RIAA and MPAA

    63. Re:April fools again? by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt the millions of starving africans use metric. So what they think 'I will eat a kilogram of dirt today?' Same with most illiterate Muslim people And Chinese use Chinese measurements and then convert them to metric. So about maybe 700 million as most indians are in the same boat as the africans . They dont measure anything.

  2. Wake me up, when September (April) ends.. by SubGhandi · · Score: 1

    A double dose of April Fools?
    Please Shoot Me In The Face Now! Several Times.

    1. Re:Wake me up, when September (April) ends.. by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2

      If I could figure out a way to reach through the internet and face-blast you, trust me, I would.

      I would also then be the inventor of the most popular feature the world has ever seen: if there is someone out there who wouldn't like to reach through the tubes and punch someone, they're not using the internet.

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    2. Re:Wake me up, when September (April) ends.. by azalin · · Score: 1

      I would settle for electric shocks as it would be easier to implement than a punch. The sooner I get this feature, the better. I am looking forward on a rfc on "punitive measures over WANs" aka "shock the dumbass protocol"

    3. Re:Wake me up, when September (April) ends.. by kramulous · · Score: 1

      I'd have to start posting in rubber panties and booties.

      Fuck yeah. Pwned.

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  3. Back to the Future ... or Past ... or Something by resistant · · Score: 2

    That's pretty cool. Of course, I knew about this post yesterday, before you'd even thought about writing it up on Slashdot. I'm not exactly how that worked, but thinking too hard on it makes my head hurt. I think I'll go lie down for a while and hope the future catches up with the past or something weird like that.

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    1. Re:Back to the Future ... or Past ... or Something by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      Lie down? You are doing it exactly wrong. It's not thinking too hard but a classic example of hangunder. Go get a drink.

  4. I feel stupid by cyberjock1980 · · Score: 1

    But I read this article first on Slashdot today and I thought that this might actually be somewhat based on real theory, until I read the article.

    Maybe I'm too much into Star Trek, but I have to think there's a way to cheat(or at least bend) the speed-of-light limitations. I was interested in how they would deal with potential clock issues.. but bah.. April 1 got me. :(

    1. Re:I feel stupid by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      Unless the last 200 years of science were all some incredible mistake, we will never find a way to violate the speed of light.

    2. Re:I feel stupid by Genda · · Score: 1

      In a word... Tachyons! We will learn to communicate through tachyons and will know about the end of the world just in time to kiss our collective asses goodbye! And a tip of the hat to you Dr. Manhattan!

    3. Re:I feel stupid by JabberWokky · · Score: 1

      In a word... Tachyons!

      You mean those hypothetical particles that modern physics generally does not support as actually existing?

      Charliemopps was talking science. If you're going to go science fiction, might as well invoke something like Andromeda's Slipstream.

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    4. Re:I feel stupid by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Unless the last 200 years of science were all some incredible mistake, we will never find a way to prove the Earth is round." ~15th Century AD
      "Unless the last 200 years of science were all some incredible mistake, we will never find a way to prove that the Earth orbits the Sun." ~16th Century AD

      Science is always evolving and incorporating discoveries. When we start ignoring things science has not already proven, we have already failed.

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    5. Re:I feel stupid by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Clearly, all we need is an Ansible...

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    6. Re:I feel stupid by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      "Unless the last 200 years of science were all some incredible mistake, we will never find a way to prove the Earth is round." ~15th Century AD

      Contrary to popular belief, 15th Century humans did know that the Earth is round. They even had a pretty good estimate for its circumference. Which was the reason that Columbus had such a hard time raising funds to go to India: The sailing distance was simply too far. And had the Americas not been in the way, this voyage would either have returned empty handed or maybe not at all.

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    7. Re:I feel stupid by dwye · · Score: 1

      Umm, Aristotle was publishing proofs that the world was round back several hundred years BC, and they look like they might well have been known hundreds of years earlier. Proving that the Earth orbited the Sun required better optics than they had in the 16th Century, maybe -- Tycho Brache did pretty well with no lenses but his own eyes and an obsessive attention to accurate measurements over many years.

      And finally, Special Relativity is less than 120 years old. Even the Michaelson-Morley experiments are much less than 200 years ago.

    8. Re:I feel stupid by swalve · · Score: 1

      I feel stupid too. Faster than light is still measurable time. If lightning and thunder don't violate causality, neither does the concept of faster than light communication.

    9. Re:I feel stupid by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Well those aren't really great examples. People have known that the earth was round for thousands of years. There have been people who have suspected and suggested that the earth may be spinning and moving around the sun for almost as long. Ptolemy even talks about the idea, concluding that we may be moving and it would help make sense of certain things, but he's just not convinced.

    10. Re:I feel stupid by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "I feel stupid too."
      Good news! Your post proves you correct.

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    11. Re:I feel stupid by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Sometimes you can break the limit without breaking the law using side approachs, like Alcubierre drive or Thiotimoline. You just need a extrange matter, compound, metamaterial or whatever, with strange but not law breaking properties, and twist your definition of goal (i.e. reaching certain place instead of going ftl all the way there)

  5. Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    OK, I know it's April fools, but why would a packet traveling faster than the speed of light necessarily arrive before it is sent? Do bullets shot faster than the speed of sound arrive before the gun makes a sound? No, it just arrives before the sound does.

    1. Re:Why by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      This is (almost certainly) probably wrong, but...

      As I understood it, a message travelling at FTL will experience exotic negative time, since it is travelling faster than light. (At exactly c, it experiences 0 time) the sender and reciever do not experience this exotic time. However, the message itself acheives its apparent FTL by going backward in time as measured by the conversationalists respectively.

      Combining normal time reference frames with imaginary negative time reference frames results in strange voodoo though. I would conjecture that because we don't see oddball neutrinos with antimass traveling at ftl velocities in particle collisions, that this kind of communication is not really possible. The closest thing the time reversed data transmission I can think of is the "charlie sends photons to alice and bob, they later compre notes" experiment:

      http://www.gizmag.com/quantum-entanglement-speed-10000-faster-light/26587/

      And the "charlie predicts if alice and bob entangled their photons" experiment:

      http://www.livescience.com/19975-spooky-quantum-entanglement.html

      I am not sufficiently educated to sanely discuss these findings, but others here are.

    2. Re:Why by higuita · · Score: 1

      Do bullets shot faster than the speed of sound arrive before the gun makes a sound?
      are you serious?!

      super-sonic bullets do arrive first, then the sound...that is why they are super-sonic
      Higher-than-light speeds are needed to to back in time, as Einstein proved (mathematically) ... but he also proved that you would need a infinity amount of energy to just reach the light speed and that impossible in the reality to go beyond that

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    3. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It wouldn't. It would only appear to the observer on the receiving end to arrive before it was sent. If you don't know about the difference between the speed of sound and the speed of light, never noticed that phenomenon, and someone stands on the far side of an open field from you, and shouts something, you hear it when you hear it. If you are a simple person (by which I don't mean stupid, just not sophisticated, or hip to the jive of the light/sound speed dif,) you might well assume that the moment you heard it was the moment he called it out to you, which is a common occurrence over SHORT distances.

      Then he takes a pair or empty, metal fuel cans, and bashes them together over his head, and chucks them to the ground. The moment the cans banged together, you hear only silence, or perhaps the chirping of nearby small birds. It's eerie. It sure looked like he banged the hell out of those cans. A couple seconds drag by then you hear CLANG!!! How'd THAT happen? He seems to have banged them together BEFORE he banged them together. (If you assume the auditory report of the collision is the MOMENT at which it happened.)

      In fact, the banging together of the cans occurred NOT ONLY before you HEARD it, it happened before you SAW it.

      If the sun winked out into darkness, (but retained its mass) we would not know it for about 8 minutes, because that's how far away the sun is. At the colossal speed of LIGHT, that gulf of space is crossed by light in about that time. To us on Earth, we see the sun shining at noon, noon plus 1 minute, 2 minutes, 3... 7 minutes, then right about at 8, WHOOSH, the sun goes out. Humanity instantly panics of course, but we don't care about the little peon ants that shoot guns at the demon eating the sun, to drive it away as they do whenever there's a lunar eclipse...

      But the sun vanishes despite their heroic efforts. We know from our understanding of astrophysics that the sun actually vanished 8 minutes or thereabouts BEFORE we observed it vanishing, which is of course strange and counter-to-reason, but it's what we now understand as a rule of the universe. Some physicists/astronomers/etc. might insist that since we can't get anywhere faster than light, for all intents it IS now when the light from an event arrives, but that's as silly as imagining a letter sent last week was actually sent this morning because you GOT it your mailbox THIS morning. Any argument to the contrary not based on an EXPERIMENT, is sophistic and specious, especially when you consider a message between sender and its intended recipient who are traveling (if at all) in the same direction, with the same speed, acceleration, etc., in other words, have the same relativistic frame of reference.

      If I'm on a planet that is moving just as Earth does, and neither toward nor away from it, 1 light year distant, if you sent a radio signal January 1st, 2013, I would receive it on January 1st, 2014. If I had no idea how far away you were, or thought you were just over the horizon, I might think you sent it January 1st, 2014, but you sent it a year earlier. The day I receive the message, it is on YOUR planet, 2014. If I immediately reply, you will receive the response January 1st, 2015.

      The only known exception to this phenomenon is if you have a spaceship that is propelled, as it were, by an Infinite Improbability Drive, in which case you can not only be at any arbitrary point in the universe at any time you so choose, (provided you know EXACTLY how improbable your ship being at that location IS, and have a fresh, really HOT cup of tea...) but in fact you can end up in any TIME if you're not careful. You could, for instance, narrowly escape death by jumping a vast gulf of TIME rather than space, and end up at Milliways.

      If you do, you must try the quadruped; he insists that he's tender, juicy and delicious!

      Of course, the story we're discussing is an April Moron's joke, (I hold that the teller of such tales is the fool, but what do I know?) Still, it's still an interesting topic, so I have chimed in.

    4. Re:Why by frozentier · · Score: 1

      but he also proved that you would need a infinity amount of energy to just reach the light speed and that impossible in the reality to go beyond that

      But photons don't have infinite amounts of energy.

    5. Re:Why by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      "OK, I know it's April fools, but why would a packet traveling faster than the speed of light necessarily arrive before it is sent?"

      Most likely because they set the TTL to be a negative number.

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    6. Re:Why by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      It's simple (not really, lol). It's not a true "before." This was thoroughly explained years ago in a slashdot story about the quantum funhouse mirror effect. They slowed down light to almost a dead stop and sent it down a path. They noticed that under some circumstances, the light appears to be coming back from the end towards the source at the same time that it was being sent. But, since it was traveling away from the ending, it could never be "received" because receiving it would instantly stop it from being transmitted by simultaneously blocking the source. However, they did determine that the data existed at the target instantly before the photon got there. It's at the same time the photon was generated but before it was received. So that's what they mean by "before." It's not really "before," it's actually an absolute "now," but it appears to be "before" because of the transmission time.

      If your mind isn't blown enough, they could read certain data about the pretend photons at the target location using quantum...I dunno, magic or something, but hadn't developed a method to basically turn it into 0's and 1's. They did partially prove it was possible though.

    7. Re:Why by C18H27NO3+ · · Score: 1, Informative

      Photons also don't have rest mass so infinite energy isn't required.

    8. Re:Why by EmperorArthur · · Score: 1

      Very nice reply. I wish I had mod points for you.

      I've seen so many B movie plots because people don't understand this simple principle. FTL is exactly like light moving faster than sound. It doesn't matter what reference frame you're in, or the speed of time in your reference frame.

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    9. Re:Why by higuita · · Score: 1

      and you? did you read the comment?
      for above sound speed, you are correct, but for above light speed (if possible), the package would time travel and so arrive in the past, before the sending

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    10. Re:Why by wed128 · · Score: 1

      and you? did you read the comment?
      for above sound speed, you are correct, but for above light speed (if possible), the package would time travel and so arrive in the past, before the sending

      ...from it's own frame of reference. From the point of view of the sender (or the reciever) it would still arrive after it was sent. It would just be younger when it arrived then when it was sent.

    11. Re:Why by sexconker · · Score: 1

      OK, I know it's April fools, but why would a packet traveling faster than the speed of light necessarily arrive before it is sent? Do bullets shot faster than the speed of sound arrive before the gun makes a sound? No, it just arrives before the sound does.

      You shoot ur lazer beemz at an enemy ship.
      The enemy has a tachyon shield system that emits a field of tachyons devices that relay information back to the ship FTL.
      When the lazer enters the field, the tachyon shield system tells the enemy ship to power up its shields.
      The ship powers up its shields by energizing the tachyon device field and creating a barrier, stopping your lazer beemz.
      Whenever the tachyon device field is powered up or the shield takes a hit, some of the tachyon devices fly out FTL, reducing total shield capacity.

      The end result is that you fire your lazer and soon after you see tachyons fly at you and then you see the flash of your lazer beemz impacting the tachyon shield. Makes sense.

      A third ship (depending on its relative position and the speed of the the tachyons) could see the tacyons fly out, then see you fire the lazer, then see the lazer beemz impact, and wonder why the fuck you would fire ur lazer beems after they powered up their shields.

    12. Re:Why by wed128 · · Score: 1

      No. You can't.

      Think about it this way; If you are blinking a flashlight, you could consider that beam a message that is traveling at the speed of light. At the speed of light, delta t is 0. That light-beam does not age.

      Can you send a message and recieve it in the same instant? NO. because from where you are sitting the light still travels away and back again.

      FTL travel dictates that the traveler ages backward; it's the perception of time that changes, nothing else. the rest of the universe continues on it's merry way.

  6. Re:Might be fast but by CrashPoint · · Score: 4, Informative

    While you might contemplate that something can be sent with a nearly infinite speed, no speed will be so great that the time since transmission is a negative number.

    It's perfectly obvious that this is true. However, it actually isn't true at all.

    Relativity is a mind fuck.

  7. Use FTL to request the RFC... by tokencode · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think we should just use FTL to request the RFC in its future state.

    1. Re:Use FTL to request the RFC... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      IMO FTL is NIH, so the RFC is a POS and we should MOO FTW!! LOL.

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    2. Re:Use FTL to request the RFC... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      FWIW, many theoretic models that would lead to FTL won't allow you to communicate back to before the first such machine is built.

      Mind you, those theories are probably wrong (and are certainly incomplete), but since several different approaches have the same limitation, it may well be that this reflects the actual nature of the universe.

      Also, FWIW, the current theories on how to build a to-the-past communicator all require some variety or other of unobtainium. So it may actually to theoretically possible to build the thing, but perhaps all possible designs require substances that can't exist in the universe. E.g., a material with high structural strenght and negetive energy might allow you to build one form of "communicator to the past". This is needed to stabilize the worm-holes so that they don't collapse. (But it's not really clear that this would lead to communication with the past unless you got one end moving at relitivistic speed WRT the the other. A specialized cyclotronish device might work...if wormholes aren't distrubed by having one end twisted, and you could do the accelerations without collapsing it (which may mean more internal bracing with material containing a negative amount of energy). Unfortunately, the only "material" I'm aware of that has negative energy is the space in between two thin sheets of material (metal?) that are VERY close together, but don't touch. (See Casimir effect. And note I'm talking about the space in between the walls. You can't include the walls and still have negative energy.)

      N.B.: There are other designs that require different varieties of unobtainium.

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  8. Maybe April's fool but... by dbarrera · · Score: 1

    Hacker Evoution (http://www.hackerevolutionduality.com/) game.. anyone?

  9. the infamous "bad news" protocol by oldhack · · Score: 1

    nothing faster, light can't hold a photon next to it.

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  10. FTL by slater86 · · Score: 1

    It seems that the video game has appeared in the Steam Online store before a method has been devised to download it.
    http://store.steampowered.com/app/212680

    Just how recursive is this issue?

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  11. Silly by chris.evans · · Score: 1

    The info will arrive close to or near instantaneous the faster it travels

    1. Re:Silly by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure exactly the opposite is true, lol. The faster it travels, the more "time" it experiences so to the outside world, it appears you're moving quite slowly. Remember, if you take off for 1 year a 99.9999% the speed of light, like 1000 years will have passed or something so it actually would appear that you're traveling the speed of light divided by 1000 to outside observers.

      But let's see if someone with a brain is reading comments. One quantum particle occupies 2 places in space at the same time (aka quantum entangled). You move them a lightyear appart then spin one. What happens to the other?

      Answer: it spins instantly. Everyone (except slashdot commenters apparently) knows that.

  12. I know that you're trying to be cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    But that's not actually how it would work.

    1. Re:I know that you're trying to be cute by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      But that's not actually how it would work.

      Yeah, I don't get the part about it arriving before its sent. After all, we've been able to send things faster than light today.

      And really, faster than light doesn't mean violating causality. E.g., if we have something separated one light-second apart, if we send it at twice light speed, it arrives in half a second instead of a second. The fastest we'll get is instantaneous transmission where the packet arrives the moment it's sent...

  13. Wrong day by ignavus · · Score: 2

    (looks at calendar) It's halfway through 2 April here.

    We're WAY over the April Fool's thing.

    In fact you will need to get your packets arriving before they are sent if you want April Fool's jokes to arrive here on time.

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    1. Re:Wrong day by frozentier · · Score: 1

      12 minutes left to April 2nd here, and that's only on the east coast.

    2. Re:Wrong day by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      In fact you will need to get your packets arriving before they are sent if you want April Fool's jokes to arrive here on time.

      Doesn't this apply to all of Slashdot's 4 day old "news"?

      Never mind the fact that this will be duped again next week just incase you missed it the first time.

    3. Re:Wrong day by Inda · · Score: 1

      It was almost a joy missing out most of the internet yesterday. A couple of news sites, a favourite forum filled with mature readers and posters, the weather forecast and a tower defense game I'd wanted to finish for some time.

      That was it. I've been burned over the past ten years or so. There was no way I'd put up with it this year. I found better things to do.

      Slashdot. Why? Why? Why? Why become big childish pricks for a day? The pink pony shite you forced on us a few years back was the straw that broke the camel's back. And today. Today I click through to yesterday's "news" and I see Sam-whatever with his abominations. You'd get trolled-to-fuck posting that shite anywhere else, and yet here it's on the landing page.

      Slashdot, you've got one chance left. No more childish shit. No more April Fools shit. No more Dice shit. Continue to post shit and Slashdot will forever be known for posting shit.

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  14. Re:God says NO by Genda · · Score: 1

    God would never let this happen

    He let George Bush Jr. happen. He let Carrot Top Happen. He let Paris Hilton happen... you my friend are buggered!

  15. i don't get it. by milkmage · · Score: 3, Funny

    we all know you arrive in the states before you leave Japan... and we've had subspace communication since the 60's (I saw it on TV). don't skip drones pretty much make this moot anyway?

    what's the problem?

    1. Re:i don't get it. by wed128 · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot...we don't know any young women.

  16. Please explain ... by frootcakeuk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... how this is still an april fool's joke without having to click thru the poxy ROT-whatever 'encryption'

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  17. Re:Might be fast but by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 1

    hey, Thanks! That's a really great link, and I like the illustrations about the "relative now" diagonal lines for each frame of reference.

  18. Re:Might be fast but by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Relativity is a mind fuck.

    I think ...

    you're holding it wrong.

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  19. Re:Might be fast but by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Okay, smarty. One quantum particle occupies 2 places in space at the same time (aka quantum entangled). You move them a lightyear apart then spin one. What happens to the "other" particle and when?
    There is no causality when it's actually the same particle. The cause and effect are both that it is the same particle.

  20. Re:God says NO by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    You do know people have free will, right? We can make choices and stuff.

  21. Carrier Pigeon/Wave by Mystakaphoros · · Score: 1

    Okay, I see a lot of people focusing on photons being used. But what about an FTL carrier pigeon? Or a carrier pigeon released from an FTL craft? I refer you to RFC 1149.

  22. Re:still... by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

    The overseas reporter delay shouldn't even really be happening anymore. I routinely make voice and video calls spanning 8 time zones with no noticeable delay.

  23. Re:still... by Nemyst · · Score: 1

    Too bad you can't actually communicate with quantum entanglement, huh?

    The most basic variant of quantum entanglement is two particles have opposite states (they could be photons with different polarizations, for instance) which are entangled. When one particle takes a state, the other particle takes the opposite state instantaneously.

    The problem's that in order to make a particle "take" a state, we have to measure it. Measuring the particle will collapse the particle's wavefunction into one of its two possible states, but we can't select which. Hence, the particle will randomly take one state, and its paired particle the other. Since the selection is random, no information is gained.

    Now, you say, we could just look for a state change in the particle! How? "Looking" for a state change involves measuring the particle, which collapses it, thus destroying the entanglement. We can't have a before/after check. Again, no information is gained.

    With that said, entanglement still allows some pretty spiffy stuff, just not general purpose communication. One such example is called "quantum pseudo-telepathy", and it's one of the closest things to FTL communications we know of, allowing impressively high success rates at certain games for two players unable to communicate with one another in traditional ways. Note however that this doesn't allow to communicate so much as it allows for certain probabilistic events to be skewed.

  24. Re:Might be fast but by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    From your link

    Getting a message after it was sent is no biggie. I mean; write yourself a letter if you want to see that in action. But getting a message before it was sent causes issues (see for example; practically every sci-fi franchise). What those issues are exactly depends on how time travel works (e.g., "Timecop" or "Back to the Future" rules?), and thatâ(TM)s wide open to debate.

    Flash forward 250 years to a physics class.

    "So as we've learned in 2100 scientists discovered it was possible to communicated instantaneously"

    "But Miss, doesn't that mean causality violations?"

    "No of course not, as I mentioned we now know the multiverse works according to the 'Sliders' rules "

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  25. Re:God says NO by Teancum · · Score: 1

    You do know people have free will, right? We can make choices and stuff.

    One choice you simply don't have is to communicate information faster than light. Who or why that is the case may be due to God, which is sort of the point being made by the GP. There is no negative proof of this idea, but there isn't a positive proof either. Stephen Hawking has spent some time discussing what God may or may not have done in terms of setting up the universe as we know it, but there certainly seems at the moment to be some arbitrariness to some aspects of the universe as we see it. One of those is how the speed of light was established and why that particular speed is what we see it to be. Ditto for the Plank constant and a few other interesting aspects of the universe.

  26. Aside from April Fools. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    If we at least consider that current theories do have the speed of light in vacuum as a limit it is still possible to exceed the speed of light in other materials like glass and water.

    But even if you exceed the speed of light it doesn't mean that the event is observed before it happens. It just means that you get notified about the event faster than expected.

    There are also some phenomena that are a bit on the border of being tricky to explain given the theories of today, but they are usually on a small scale involving quantum mechanics - like teleportation of particles. And even the current theories offers "loopholes" for exceeding the speed of light - like spacetime warping and wormholes.

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  27. Re:still... by Teancum · · Score: 1

    There still is a delay of some sort, even if you aren't noticing it. The deal with the "delay" was usually due to sending signals to geosynchronous orbit satellites. At 35,000 kilometers, the time to send a signal to those satellites and have it return is sufficient that somebody with a stopwatch controlled by people is enough to even measure.

    In fact a really interesting experiment used to be performed where you could take something like a State of the Union address, and for those stations that used satellite transmission could be compared to stations that used microwave relay stations, and the time interval from when something was seen on one station compared to the other (assuming no tape delay issues) could be used to measure the speed of light.

    What you are noticing here is that the digital traffic signals and even phone conversations don't use satellite links any more, but rather fiber optic cables that are either buried or placed at the bottom of oceans. Either way, signals only going a couple megameters as opposed to over 70 megameters in distance adds up to a significant change in perception of delay due to the speed of light.

  28. Re:Might be fast but by CrashPoint · · Score: 1

    Even if quantum entanglement worked that way (it doesn't; that's just the most palatable way to present a concept that's too weird to understand without years of intense study), that doesn't change the facts. Relativity still means FTL communications would violate causality if they were possible.

  29. Re:Might be fast but by bidule · · Score: 2

    It's perfectly obvious that this is true. However, it actually isn't true at all.

    Relativity is a mind fuck.

    Maybe I'm punting the brain fuck, but this makes time a weakly-ordered sequence. For instance, a 100ms ping means that "now" lasts 100ms. If I get an answer after 50ms, we say that it has travelled back in time.

    Or maybe it's the theory of relativity that says that, in the same way that a binomial equation might have a negative impossible solution. Now is that theory valid outside its scope? Was Newton's?

    If we manage to get 10c FTL, then our definition of "now" will become 10x shorter and nothing more will come off it. If we manage to get -1c FTL, our definition of "now" becomes a recursive "always" and we'll get some Steins;Gate snafu.

    tl;dr

    Instantaneous communication can means different things because "now" has a duration. For your martian pal, "now" means 10 minutes ago, but "now" also means 10 minutes in the future. You can play games with those extremes.

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  30. Not to worry, I will have written the protocols by raymorris · · Score: 4, Funny

    When we have FTL communication in which packets arrive before they are sent, I will have written the needed protocols in 2010. I'll start them in 2016, complete them in 2010, and finish compatibilty testing in 2009. That'll let Microsoft implement them in 2057.

    1. Re:Not to worry, I will have written the protocols by Kentari · · Score: 1

      They were sued into oblivion in 2039 after blue flashes of death on their time machine left users, well, a bit stretched out, from the Big Bang to their "starting point".

  31. First, totally ignorant of the subject by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    Ignorance admitted to...

    I would argue that all the theories proposing this time reversal have also stated that you can't send the information faster then light. So... assuming we are sending the information faster then light, why would we think the rules that say we can't still apply?

    The only way you get FTL communication is if we find some loophole in the laws that lets us slip information IGNORING the very law that supposedly would cause things to time travel.

    That being the case, we can't really assume how the information will travel. Possibly it would be instantaneous communication. That is, information arriving WHEN it is sent not before or after.. but precisely WHEN it is sent.

    That said, so far as I understand we have no means of FTL anything. Apparently even gravity moves at the speed of light which is sort of depressing. I read a fair amount of science fiction and it was assumed in much of it that gravity "waves" could be used to communicate FTL... well, according to some scientific publications I skim they go at the speed of light. What goes faster then light? I don't know... tachyons? Again, I think I've learned everything I know about tachyons from "fiction"... so I don't really know anything about them besides that they're supposedly unable to travel slower then light and time travel and possibly some other fun stuff.

    Whatever... have fun with any of the above systems because they all look equally fruitless.

    I'd love FTL communication. We do need it or something like it especially as we try to manage our legions of drones exploring the solar system. But until we have such a system I see no point in theory crafting the protocol it would use. You might as well pick out the sofa coffee table arrangement for your working model of the starship enterprise... complete with teleporter and holodeck... which will be used exclusively for naked orgies with holo-porn... because that's what you do with holodecks.

    Anyway, I have no idea what I'm talking about but I suspect everyone is talking out of their asses on this one so at least I'm not alone on it.

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    1. Re:First, totally ignorant of the subject by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The only way you get FTL communication is if we find some loophole in the laws that lets us slip information IGNORING the very law that supposedly would cause things to time travel.

      Which would mean trashing the basis of special relativity, one of the most successful scientific theories around. That's the law that would (certainly, not supposedly) make time travel out of FTL communications. Any method of FTL communications that doesn't mean rewriting relativity and accounting for all of its observed effects in another way implies time travel.

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    2. Re:First, totally ignorant of the subject by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      It also says you can't really do it... So it's not likely to be useful in dealing with something it effectively says is impossible.

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    3. Re:First, totally ignorant of the subject by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It doesn't really say you can't. Special relativity rules out some methods of FTL communications, not all. (I have no reason whatsoever to believe that it's possible at all, but I can't predict what physics will be like in 2485.) It does, however, say that FTL is equivalent to time travel. That's definite.

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  32. After applying ROT-13 decoding to the summary... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

    ... the result still looks like gibberish.

    What gives?

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  33. Teleportation by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    It can be done anywhere in the universe. My guess is in the future when we master an electron moving in a carrier wave entangled to another electron we will have instant communication.

  34. Re:Might be fast but by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    I can explain dimensions 4 through 10(or even 11...maybe) to people, but I can't understand those diagrams. Didn't anyone ever teach that scientist to label his axes? Jeez.

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  35. HOW you get there matters! by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I think we should parse what we mean by FTL communication carefully there are some possibilities that don't require changes to TCP detailed in RFC 6921.

    First we have schemes like EVE online fluid routers which hack entanglement to communicate instantaneously between routers. There is no backwards time travel here.

    Second we have wormholes or warp capable ships loaded with tape drives. There is also no backwards time travel here as you are taking shortcuts thru stretched space rather than locally exceeding c.

    Third we have to think about what we mean by communications... If you are in a space ship traveling to the nearest star and you are going 99.9999...% the speed of light the 4 ly journy might only seem to you to take a few minutes if you throw in enough 9's. Once you arrive you can carry out normal delay tolerant IP exchanges without ever having to wait 4 years to communicate with the reciving party however they would have waited about 4 years to communicate with you.

    Finally we have tachyons which propogate superluminally with reversed cause and effect. This is the only scheme of the bunch that requires RFC 6921.

  36. Re:Might be fast but by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    I think the simplest solution to this entire mess is that relativity is not always correct. There are already certain areas of physics and sciences where relativity breaks down at certain points.

    Progress and scientific advancement means adapting existing theories to encompass new discoveries: until we actually can use something like this, it's all theoretical.

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  37. If it were possible... by DNX+Blandy · · Score: 1

    April fools i know but, The Speed of Light is simply that, a recognised speed. If I was travelling 10 light seconds at twice the SOL, I would get there in around 5 secs depending on massive magnetic interference. Something could not arrive b4 it's sent, a tiny fraction over 0 yes. I don't believe travelling at the SOL slows time, mearly presents a huge issue where hitting a tiny particle would be a disaster xD the forces involved would be insane. I could also be wrong but prove it!

  38. Why use GR for FTL? by little1973 · · Score: 2

    I don't get it. Why do physicists use GR for FTL? That does not make sense. It is the same as using Newtonian physic for relativistic speeds. GR was not designed for FTL, obviously.

    All of the examples of violating causality is based on defining "now" in two different frame of reference. However, this "now" is established using GR while the "signal" (or bullet or whatever) uses FTL. That does not make sense.

    If you have FTL you use FTL for everything including determining "now". Of course, you need new physic to do that. However, disproving FTL with GR is pointless using these examples.

    Instead, why not use the curvature of space for disproving FTL?
    Every particle travels through space, even the photon. According to GR space itself also changes with the speed of light. This means space itself cannot react fast enough for an FTL particle. It would be similar as if a ship did not disturb the water as it passes. And that is impossible.

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    1. Re:Why use GR for FTL? by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      For those of us who aren't theoretical physicists, what does "GR" stand for? General Relativity?

      It's rude to use an acronym without defining what it is you're talking about.

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  39. Obvious answer - digital fountain by ka9dgx · · Score: 1

    A digital fountain emits a stream of packets, consisting of a packet number, which selects a pseudo-random set of pieces of a file to be sent all XORED together. If you collect enough packets, no matter what order, you can derive the whole file (using Gaussian elimination to un-XOR it). Put everything you want to send to the past into a huge ZIP file, then use a digital fountain to send it, and it get there eventually, no matter what the time shift involved.

  40. Re: God says NO by Genda · · Score: 1

    In the many worlds paradigm, all the outcomes that can happen do and become branching points for new possible universes that coexist in parallel in the light cone. So the path you walk may be deterministic inside an infinite number of parallel outcomes and in that context free will is alive and well.

  41. Server, Client by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    ack

    ack,syn

    syn

    open

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  42. What? by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    A packet can't arrive before it's sent, If it could then in theory it would be possible to have communication without a source.

  43. One bit by Kinthelt · · Score: 1

    I can send one bit of communication faster than light. All I need is really long stick. *poke* *poke*

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    1. Re:One bit by iggymanz · · Score: 2

      haha, but you realize what makes one end of a stick move when the other end is pushed? those forces propagate at much less than light speed, a stick initially compresses when one end is pushed, and the compressed wave propagates.

  44. Really? by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

    Uhhh, April first was YESTERDAY.

    Oh, wait! I see what you mean! This post went back in time and really appeared yesterday!

    Good show.

    rgb

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  45. Re:Might be fast but by nine-times · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what it is that you're trying to say, but I'm pretty sure you're not correct.

    What Einstein taught us about time and space is that you *cannot* go faster than light. Pushing something up to the speed of light would take an infinite amount of energy. However, if you *could* go faster than light, it would allow you to leave a point at a certain time, and then return to that same point in space at a time earlier than when you left. If you could send a message faster than light, and the recipient could respond with a faster-than-light response, then you could receive the response before you send the message.

  46. Re:Might be fast but by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should understand it before trying to make exceptions?

    In an overly simply nutshell. It's random and uncontrollable. You have no way of influencing or knowing in advance which way it will flip.
    As such, you can't send information.

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  47. Re:FTL Doesn't Mean Reverse Time by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I'm wrong about the instantaneous communication bit. Instantaneous communication could cause observers to have messages arriving before they were sent.

    It really depends on how information travels thru space. If instantaneous communication method does not *propogate* thru 8 light minutes distance of space then there is no inverting of cause and effect in any reference frame.

    It is only if the information has to propogate thru space using a method locally exceeding c that these weird reversals of cause and effect would occur.

  48. Quantum Entanglement by ambidextroustech · · Score: 1

    Quantum Entanglement would permit FTL communications.

    Does anyone read science news these days?

  49. Re:still... by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Didn't they already solve the "measuring it destroys it problem" by measuring quantum particles it in a certain way that didn't disrupt them and used that to make a working qubit and make a working 16-gate (or whatever) quantum CPU and do math on it and it worked? The answer is yet, by the way. And it was on slashdot :-P

  50. Re:FTL Doesn't Mean Reverse Time by Wandering+Idiot · · Score: 1

    This isn't the first comment along these lines I've seen in the comments section. Dear god, has the level of science education on /. really fallen this low, or am I being pranked by belated April-foolsers?

    Sending a message back in time from your own perspective does require bouncing it back from a moving reference frame to my knowledge, but is a valid consequence of FTL communication within special relativity.

    Stop assuming you already know everything and can dismiss anything you don't understand; it just makes you look stupid. You don't appear to have even heard of special relativity beyond the word "observer", so I'm not sure why you think you can overturn the work of pretty much every physicist who's looked at the subject beyond unwarranted hubris.

  51. Re:Might be fast but by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

    Thats how Bill S Preston, esq was able to hide his fathers keys in that bush in front of the police station

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  52. This will save Slashdot by PPH · · Score: 1

    Editors can go into the future and fetch news that isn't quite so old.

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  53. Re:This is actually possible - spooky action at di by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    "spooky action at a distance"

    Quoting from the same wikipedia article:

    "The outcome of Alice's measurement is random. Alice cannot decide which state to collapse the composite system into, and therefore cannot transmit information to Bob by acting on her system. Causality is thus preserved, in this particular scheme. For the general argument, see no-communication theorem"

    I think FTL communication is simple

    This is ususally a good clue your understanding is incomplete.

    setup spin detector aparatus, and ensure exact distances are known... then use a basic binary representation for spin=binary, and the instant action of the paired photon can be seen at the other end...

    Now go try and develop a protocol which exchanges useful information this way.

  54. Re:Might be fast but by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Okay, smarty. One quantum particle occupies 2 places in space at the same time (aka quantum entangled). You move them a lightyear apart then spin one. What happens to the "other" particle and when?

    There is no causality when it's actually the same particle. The cause and effect are both that it is the same particle.

    1: It's not the same particle.
    2: Information is not transferred, you don't get to spin one, you can merely read the spin of one and instantly know the spin of the other.

    Imaging flipping a coin. You look at it as it lays on your hand or on the ground. You see the top and see that it's heads. You instantly know that the bottom is tails.

    The information of the bottom being tails didn't arrive faster than light. You discerned it to be the opposite of the top before the experiment, and you learned of the top's state without violating the speed of light by looking at it. If you entangle particles and know the relation of their spins and then send them far apart, you're doing the same thing. Absolutely no information is transferred FTL.

  55. Been around forever by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    It's called the "Girls' Gossip Group." Your girlfriend knows you cheated on her before you cheat on her.

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  56. Re:Quantum Entanglement by quipalicious · · Score: 1

    a caremel for the winner! - mod up!

  57. Why do we have AU? by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

    Except in the real world the average person doesnt need the metric system. Units of measurement are just a way to be able to identify how far/big/much something is. I dont need to know how many feet are in 2.5 miles in order to estimate the distance of 2.5 miles. Hell, trying to visualize how many feet it is would just give someone a headache. I dont know the precise measurement of a horsepower but i know what 100hp does in a 3000 pound car. (not much). Its all about relativity to the user. Why do scientists use AU? An AU is just distance from sun to earth. Hardly metric. Same for a light year. Neither are metric yet are used all the time in the scientific community because you can quickly guesstimate distances that way.

  58. Well, Sheldon and Leonard obviously haven't, ye... by LandGator · · Score: 1

    Because Clause 9 of the Roommate Agreement http://wiki.the-big-bang-theory.com/wiki/Roommate_Agreement would require them to advise each other.

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