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Google Gets Consumer Service Ultimatum From German Consumer Groups

An anonymous reader writes "Google received an ultimatum Thursday from German consumer organizations that want it to start answering questions from its users via email. The Federation of German Consumer Organizations (VZBV) has asked Google to sign an undertaking that it will provide customer service by responding individually to users questions sent by email, said Carola Elbrecht, VZBV's project manager for consumer rights in the digital world at the VZBV. Signing such a document would expose Google to fines if it breached the undertaking. On the other hand, said Elbrecht, 'If Google does not sign it, we're going to court.'"

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  1. You know... by MrDoh! · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That doesn't sound entirely unreasonable. If it pushes Google to have a bit more of a responsive front end to their customers, then... I'm ok with that. Though I'd also see Google's side of it if they insisted on a GMail/G+ account to prove they are a valid customer and not MS spam bots!

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    1. Re:You know... by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      Well me too but this is bullying in extortion territory. Sue them for what? This reads like an email from an 8 year old.l

    2. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sue them for breaking german law. The Telemediengesetz (German Teleservices Act) expressly demand that any service provider must provide direct contact methods.

    3. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are missing the point that Gmail/Gwhatever users are not CUSTOMERS, they are PRODUCTS

    4. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just another attack on Google funded by Microsoft and/or Apple. Sooner or later we will find out who got paid.

      I'm guessing you are not from Germany (or Europe). This is standard consumer protection laws over here, that even Google and Apple (also in similar trouble) are not above. No conspiracy needed.

    5. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Products (like farm animals) have their rights too.

    6. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Microsoft being prosecuted, and if not, why not?

    7. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      w0w , this is not US dude... this is EU... we're not ruled by big companies. Fsck google, fsck apple fsck microsoft. This is for the ppl , not for some company.
      ^ This kind of sound like 'This is Spartaaaaa..' muff .. :S

    8. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      CUSTOMER support.

      Unless you are PAYING google for some service, you are not a CUSTOMER.

      If the law in Germany requires providers of FREE services to provide support (which is costly) to users of its free services, I suspect Google will shortly stop offering said free service to German users. (They might offer a paid service, or they might just not offering service completely)

    9. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M$ has given around 2 billion euro in fines just in the last 3 years.... its not like EU is giving them a free pass :)
       

    10. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wrong. Yes the law is valid and must be complied to even if your service is free. And make no mistake, Google is a multi-billion dollar company, not some charity organisation run by goodwill. They a huge company and can afford customer care.

    11. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So provide a german only boiler-plate pusher with queues in the weeks region. A single person can handle the whole Germany contact volume. You also need to attach a copy of your ID, to prove that you are german.

      If you don't like the "use it or leave it" approach to providing services, then leave them. There's no fundamental reason businesses have to incur the higher cost that comes with servicing the 1% idiots who flood call-centers with dumb questions, save for stupid laws. Fuck Pareto and fuck stupid laws.

      I have many problems with the way Google is conducting it's business but lackluster human support ain't one.

    12. Re:You know... by blackest_k · · Score: 2

      Funny thing is Google do respond by email when it is needed. I reported a problem with the navigation product and an illegal right turn it directed me to do.
      After a while i got an email saying i was right and it was fixed.

      I think Google provides some of the best customer service in the world, after all i can ask them anything and they usually give me pages and pages of answers, heck they answer questions on subjects totally unrelated to google.

      You can't fix stupid though no matter how many emails you send.

    13. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No. Google has to "use it or leave". Comply toi german law or don't do business in Germany. Not the other way round.

      A company doing business in the USA has to comply to the stupid COPA law or can't do business there. Simple. Just the same

    14. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't they commit to it then? The only thing the consumer organization demands is Google comimiting to actually answering all customer's questions.

    15. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just another attack on Google funded by Microsoft and/or Apple. Sooner or later we will find out who got paid.

      Go back to ZDNet, they like morons over there

    16. Re:You know... by symbolset · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking you're new here.

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    17. Re:You know... by nospam007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "That doesn't sound entirely unreasonable."

      If the German Consumer Organization would take a bit of their own medicine and answer their fucking emails as well.

    18. Re:You know... by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The issue is "customer." The customers for Google are the advertisers, not the users. The US is about the only place that allows the separation of "user" from "customer" with any meaning. Europe and most other places considers the user the customer, even if they are not paying for it. It's yet another US vs the world definition war.

    19. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think it does sound unreasonable.

      At the moment they respond to most e-mails, but they have flexibility about it. They can choose.

      If they sign it, they are legally obliged to respond. E-mail bombing? Every random idiotic thing? They have a legal obligation to reply individually.

      This is precisely the type of government overreach that should NOT happen.

    20. Re:You know... by oreaq · · Score: 1

      You are missing the point. Google wants their users to be the product. German law states otherwise. Guess who's opinion will prevail in court.

    21. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just another attack on Google funded by Microsoft and/or Apple.

      Paranoid much?

      It's pretty obvious to me that this is just a pack of self-appointed busybodies seeking attention.

    22. Re:You know... by oreaq · · Score: 3, Informative

      after all i can ask them anything and they usually give me pages and pages of answers

      Try asking them: Which personal information have you stored about me? Where did you get this information from? Whom did you share this information with? You see German law states that everyone owns his own personal information and that any company that stores or processes personal information must answer the questions I mentioned.

    23. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right it's not, and it's still stupid. Sucking off the tit of companies is working well for you.

    24. Re:You know... by dnaumov · · Score: 1

      Why should a company located in the USA obey german law? The fact that a service is avaiable to germans via the internet is NOT akin to "doing business in Germany". We've been over this hundreds of times. How would you like it if you had some service running in your country and accessible to the internet and I'd sue you because you don't comply with laws of MY country?

    25. Re:You know... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      From my experience, Google has quite good customer support. But only for their customers!

      Customers, remember? That are those people that pay someone for goods or service....
      And that service basically is the main selling point for their pro-grade services.

      For all others, they offer at least user to user help forums.

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    26. Re:You know... by silanea · · Score: 2

      Why should a company located in the USA obey german law? [...]

      "With over 70 offices in more than 40 countries, chances are we’ve got opportunities near you."

      Offices in Germany == subject to German law.

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    27. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An international company with offices around the world does have to comply with the laws of each country where they have presence. In this case, Google does have offices in Germany, in Hamburg and Munich, according to Google's own corporate website (https://www.google.com/about/company/facts/locations/). It's not some small mom&pop shop that also has a website.

      Granted, Googles headquarters office are in the USA and the laws of they have to follow those laws as well so they are converted into "company policy" to be transfered into their international offices. I don't really know if this is truly the case inside Google, all I can say it that it was the case when I worked at Sun Microsystems in "another" country and we had mandatory internal training on "company policy" regarding the US Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, even if there already was a local law on the same topic.

      In short, Google does have to comply with German Law because it IS doing busines in Germany.

    28. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Germany, not the EU.

      I repeat, is Microsoft being prosecuted under the same requirement?

    29. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Microsoft being prosecuted, and if not, why not?

      You are kidding right? Or not following news related to Europe at all ever? The answer to your question is yes, a lot, many times, over many years, fined large amounts, multiple times, had to comply with required changes in products and how they operate, multiple times. Sorry to burst the conspiracy bubble.

    30. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      European taxes are about 4 times higher than USA.
      Income taxes of 35% to 50% of your yearly income is pretty normal around here.
      Higher tariffs exist too.
      With additional taxes levied on possessions like stocks and houses on top of that.
      So please stop perpetrating the myth that Europeans are freeloaders.

    31. Re:You know... by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Wow. Taxes are bad in the US too. If they were 4x higher I'd be paying something like 150% of my gross income. It would pay to stay home.

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    32. Re:You know... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Why don't they commit to it then?

      Because that would mean that they have to provide the same level of service as the OP got to any hooplehead that cannot find a search result, doesn't like what they find in a search result or is plain pebkac.

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    33. Re:You know... by cycler · · Score: 1

      Unless you missed earlier, the US are imposing THEIR law on other countries.

      So the US are last one to complain about Germans taking stabs at US companies.

      /C

    34. Re:You know... by fido_dogstoyevsky · · Score: 1

      Why should a company located in the USA obey german law? The fact that a service is avaiable to germans via the internet is NOT akin to "doing business in Germany". We've been over this hundreds of times. How would you like it if you had some service running in your country and accessible to the internet and I'd sue you because you don't comply with laws of MY country?

      And this doesn't already happen?

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    35. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people really think that only because the area of the United States is quite large, the population of USA also dwarfs the other countries. Little hint: German population is a quarter of the US population. So if a single person can handle the whole German contact volume then Google needs just four people for USA.

    36. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I pay at least for the extra storage. Does that not make me a customer as well?

    37. Re:You know... by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      It's yet another US vs the world definition war.

      Good to hear you're on OUR side.

    38. Re:You know... by foobsr · · Score: 1
      Why should a corporation obey laws?

      CC,

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    39. Re:You know... by gnasher719 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The link you posted goes to a page where Google explains their policies and what they claim are the rules that they use to store data about you. That's not what the law asks for. They have to tell _you_ exactly what information they have stored about _you_, not what information they might have stored about any arbitrary person.

      I cannot know what information they have stored about me by reading their policy, because that would make it necessary for me to keep track of any single contact I have with Google, and obviously I wouldn't know what data was stored because someone used my computer, or used my name. I also wouldn't know if they made any mistakes and incorrectly attributed information of some other person to me. That's a good reason why they have to tell you what they stored about you, to give you a chance to make them correct any mistakes.

    40. Re:You know... by bickerdyke · · Score: 3, Informative

      Isn't that what Google dashboard is for?

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    41. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Population of Germany - 81.7 million
      Population of the world - 6973.7 million

      I don't think losing Germany would make much of an impact.
      On the other hand, if it was EU law that may make a difference.

    42. Re:You know... by anarcobra · · Score: 1

      Now count how many people actually have internet access and use google.

    43. Re:You know... by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      Probably not - yet. Germany are probably using this a test case before going after Microsoft, Apple and any others.

    44. Re:You know... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Population of Germany - 81.7 million
      Population of the world - 6973.7 million

      I don't think losing Germany would make much of an impact.

      Incorrect calculation.

      GWP: 70,201 GUSD
      GDP of Germany: 3,604 GUSD

      I.E. Germany is about 5% of the world enconomy (for 1% of the population).

      You don't just chuck away one dollar in every 20.

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    45. Re:You know... by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 1

      The US doesn't have stupid laws that say you have to provide support for a free service.

    46. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Under German law, can they charge for a support call, say 10 euros?

    47. Re:You know... by Stormthirst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but we get more services from our governments:

      "Free" healthcare
      Roads that aren't essentially gravel/one giant pothole
      Bridges that are safe to cross.

      You know - all that good stuff

    48. Re:You know... by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      That doesn't sound entirely unreasonable.
      If it pushes Google to have a bit more of a responsive front end to their customers, then... I'm ok with that.

      Though I'd also see Google's side of it if they insisted on a GMail/G+ account to prove they are a valid customer and not MS spam bots!

      The full article doesn't talk about "customers", it talks about "users". Why the hell should Google have to answer an email from some retard too stupid to use their search engine and needs "support".

      I have no problem with Google being forced into actually providing contact details to people or companies who actually pay them money directly (ie: customers), but I am not so sure that is what is being suggested here. If the only business relationship I have with Google is that I use a free service they provide should they really have to provide me with a method of contacting them?

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    49. Re:You know... by thaylin · · Score: 0

      He answered the previous posters question. The question was not about any specific laws, dont be so obtuse.

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    50. Re:You know... by ron-l-j · · Score: 1

      The question here is are you paying with your data? By agreeing to use Google services you enable them to analyze your data. Then they sell the analysis tools they build to businesses, and adverting companies. Nothing is free when it comes to Google.

    51. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they just stupid laws like forbidding to hunt from a plane except it is a whale, except your in Kansas, that no whale hunting at all....in Kansas. 2000 miles away from the coast.

      http://www.stupidlaws.com

      The US has more utterly stupid laws than the rest of the world...combined.

    52. Re:You know... by ProfessorKaos64 · · Score: 0

      How do you explain the folks that pay for coporate Gmail services among others? Are they not customers?

    53. Re:You know... by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Agreed. You could reframe the debate this way: Google has many millions of paying customers, who make payment _in kind_ by reading and displaying (on their computer screen) adverts that Google provides. You can't sidestep consumer protection law by providing a service at a financial discount, even if that discount is 100%.

    54. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Sweden, the taxes as a fraction of your listed salary is often higher than 100%. The government both taxes the individual (income tax) and the company for doing something so evil as employing someone (social services tax) - at minimum (union) wage you pay ~30% income tax and an equal amount social services.
      And in the 70s there were some people who paid more than 100% of the gross income (so if you paid your employee too much he lost more money than he gained; and on top of that you needed to buy an additional 50% to social services...

    55. Re:You know... by wagnerrp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's not racism. He was deriding your country, not your ethnicity.

    56. Re:You know... by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

      No, they're not. Perhaps because they have a ton of German contacts available for German customers, which actually answer (and that is what this is all about) support requests. From what I've read, that's what Google currently doesn't do.

    57. Re:You know... by thaylin · · Score: 1

      If it costs you 2 dollars to get that 1 dollar you do.

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    58. Re:You know... by thaylin · · Score: 1

      I doubt that, besides the fact that it is a subjective term.. But nice way to distract from the german stupid law.

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    59. Re:You know... by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      This type of law is just made up by a bunch of lobbyist and self interested politicians who were shrewder than their competitors and managed to get elected. Why show so much reverence for it?

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    60. Re:You know... by thaylin · · Score: 1

      That is not the point at all... This has nothing to do with uses personal data at all. This has to do with greedy users.

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    61. Re:You know... by moronoxyd · · Score: 1

      Germany has a law that every website (at least any commercial website) has to have a page with legal info, including an email address for contact purposes.

      Google did so: http://www.google.de/contact/impressum.html

      But when you write an email to the email address listed there, you only get an automated message giving you some FAQs and a note telling you that your email will not be read.

      So you can not actually contact Google that way. (Contact in this law is suppost to be a means to start a conversation.)

      Now, did Microsoft avoid fulfilling the meaning of the law in this way?
      As far as I know: No.
      So there doesn't seem to be a reason to go after Microsoft in the same way as Google.

      If you know more -- feel free to share.
      Otherwise please stop this kind of stupid rant.

    62. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sucking off the tit of companies is working well for you.

      Whereas in the US, it's the companies' assholes that get sucked.

    63. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Germany, not the EU.

      I repeat, is Microsoft being prosecuted under the same requirement?

      Jesus, you really have your narrative chiseled in stone, Microsoft is complying with his law, they do have contact email, why should they be prosecuted?

    64. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From my experience, Google has quite good customer support. But only for their customers!

      Customers, remember? That are those people that pay someone for goods or service....

      That is fine I guess, if they only handle personal information about their paying customers.
      Do you think they are anywhere close to removing all personal information they have on non-customers?
      How legal do you think spying on German citizens is according to German law?

    65. Re:You know... by lcam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you have a gmail account, you are google's client and have agreed to their term of service. There is an exchange of benefits between you and Google even if money isn't directly exchanged. What matters is the exchange of consideration which is the equivalent of value.

      I would contend that if you had to click through any term of service you can rightly claim you are a customer.

    66. Re:You know... by thaylin · · Score: 1

      So they comply with the law, but then dont do something that you want them to, that is not part of the law, so you want to sue them as though they are breaking the law..... Does the law state that is it means to start a conversation? They do get a reply, so define a conversation... The meaning of the law is what it says. It appears they are adhereing to what it says, just not what you want it to say.

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    67. Re:You know... by thaylin · · Score: 1

      And they have contacts

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    68. Re:You know... by lcam · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if irony is the right word but...

      I find that the people screaming words like "racist, or fascist" are normally carrying more of the pre-conceptual values related to racial, ethnic or socio-political origins than others they are likely to accuse.

    69. Re:You know... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      From my experience, Google has quite good customer support. But only for their customers!

      Customers, remember? That are those people that pay someone for goods or service....
      And that service basically is the main selling point for their pro-grade services.

      For all others, they offer at least user to user help forums.

      It really depends where you are. In many places a customer is someone you provide a service to. The fact you chose to charge $0 for that service is immaterial.

      The German government may be going overboard, but they are following the letter of their law. Google is a big company and they also want to be sure they look good while making money. Google also has lawyers and business guys who will work out how to follow the law without costing too much to them. I am just curious though if they would go as far as charging a base fee for accounts in Germany to cover costs?

      One thing I would say though, is that many online-only companies do need to improve ways of handling customer feedback. Often enough the service user is presented with a long FAQ without any clear way of getting answer which aren't documented.

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    70. Re:You know... by lcam · · Score: 1

      I don't pay for 10Gbs of storage or the other services that Google offers me to manage my emails. To me, that is free.

      By expecting them to offer me a service with no benefits for themselves would the the equivalent of MS offering to pay you in exchange for you using Windows.

      When you give your time to your community, you expect at least some personal gratification for your generosity, but you don't consider that gratification as a form of payment the community activities' organizers is paying you.

      On the other hand, if you expect that you can use public highways, for example, as a "free" public offering. Perhaps it can be seen as not really "free" since the acceptance of such a benefit makes you a beneficiary of the public trust and the trustees thereof. Undivulged stipulations of that trust could impose obligations on any beneficiary; such a quid-pro-quo, even if not divulged, can be viewed as an exchange of valuable consideration. Not free.

      Is that the type of "not free" you are trying to associate with Google?

    71. Re:You know... by bhagwad · · Score: 1

      It's absurd. They must literally get hundreds of thousands of emails everyday. It's unrealistic to expect them to reply personally to all of them. Looks like Germany is trying to shut down the entire web.

      Also, the law reads in such a way that the provider of any web service has to do this. I run my private blog. So now I'm legally obligated to respond to every asshole who sends me hate mail with a question at the end?

      Leave...the fucking Internet...alone.

    72. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google already has a good translation engine and can infer what the user is asking for. From that point it's trivial to compile the list of information and respond automatically. This list may not be most up-to-date and that is fine. Even with manual reply there are chances that something is missed.

    73. Re:You know... by oreaq · · Score: 1

      No he didn't. The link he provided doesn't even mention me. Does Google have my telephone number stored? The only valid answers, according to law, are either "yes" or "no". The question isn't answered on this page http://www.google.de/intl/de/policies/privacy/. The link only contains an abstract description but no concrete details. The latter is required by law.

    74. Re:You know... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      The German government may be going overboard, but they are following the letter of their law.

      So far, no gouvernment or other official body is involved here. This is only a consumer organization that wants Google to follow their interpretation of the (slightly confusing) german law.

      I think Google has a bunch of lawyers who are getting paid for that Google Germany follows german law as close as neccessary.

      Besides that, a law requiring giving even more and better free service just because you give someone a little free service would be quite unreasonable.

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    75. Re:You know... by thaylin · · Score: 1

      And google is complying with how the law is defined, just now how you want it defined.

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    76. Re:You know... by thaylin · · Score: 1
      Wait now, that is not what you asked.

      Try asking them: Which personal information have you stored about me? Where did you get this information from? Whom did you share this information with? You see German law states that everyone owns his own personal information and that any company that stores or processes personal information must answer the questions I mentioned.

      When you add the "try asking them" you are implying from from their perspective, so yes they answered your question, because your question was not directly about you. Just because you now what to change it to being about you does not change that fact.

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    77. Re:You know... by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Exactly. The guy was bashing Germans for being German. Obviously, he's an American, but there's a good chance that he himself is partly German, as are many Americans, and if not, there's very likely some English or French or other northern/western European there. I've never heard of it being "racist" for an Englishman to deride Germans, or for Germans to insult French, etc., since most people consider them all to be the same "race". These types of insults are nationalist, not racist.

      What's next, calling a man a "racist" because they said something derogatory about women?

      As for the "fascism" label, I myself have been corrected on here for throwing that term around, and what the correctors will say is that America is the opposite of fascism. In a fascist country like 1940 Germany, the government controls the corporations. In America, the corporations control the government; it's the other way around. So the proper term is supposedly "mercantilist". Or perhaps simply "corrupt".

      If we're going to insult each other around here, let's make sure we at least use the correct terminology.

    78. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In most countries, (including America I might add) if you sign a contract/EULA you are a customer

      You say that as if "customer" is a legal term. You just pulled that out of your ass, didn't you?

    79. Re:You know... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      By expecting them to offer me a service with no benefits for themselves would the the equivalent of MS offering to pay you in exchange for you using Windows.

      Have you not seen Windows 8 yet? MS should be paying people to use that thing!

    80. Re:You know... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      "Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."
      "Why worry about a speck in your friend's eye when you have a log in your own?"

    81. Re:You know... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      From my experience, Google has quite good customer support. But only for their customers!

      Not in my experience. We were spending more than US$100,000 a year on adwords and we still struggled to get more than a boilerplate answer to any inquiries. And actually speaking with someone was completely out of the question.

    82. Re:You know... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      With additional taxes levied on possessions like stocks and houses on top of that.

      We Americans have taxes on houses too; they're called "property taxes" and are levied at the local level by counties or municipalities. In many places, they're fairly insignificant, in others (like New Jersey) they're quite high (at least by our standards). They're used mainly to pay for local services like police and fire.

      We don't have stock taxes (though that's probably a good idea), only "capital gains" taxes if you sell your stocks for a profit. There has been an idea floated around in recent years to have a small tax not on stocks, but on stock trades, to discourage day-trading and short-term holding of stocks (such as done by automated systems at very high frequency), and I think it's a great idea.

    83. Re:You know... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that this is in german, but here is a user posting that explicitly says thet AdWords has great customer support. (compared to the rest of Google that is)

      http://www.heise.de/newsticker/foren/S-Re-Support-Nur-fuer-zahlende-Kunden/forum-254186/msg-23419861/read/

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    84. Re:You know... by lcam · · Score: 1

      You are right, so far I've been protected from that type of suffering.

    85. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pay's not bad either, amirite?

    86. Re:You know... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

      I could equally claim that Google is your customer. Google is "buying" certain aspects of your personal information in exchange for certain services. With your definition, how do you define who is the customer and who is the seller? When the parties in an exchange on a more equal level, it is usually the customer who is dictating the "terms of service".

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    87. Re:You know... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      so close them and sell advertising to the German market from Austria... (only because you've got a decent chance of recruiting German speakers in Austria - otherwise you could sell it from anywhere else in the EU)

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    88. Re:You know... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      as long as they're holding data of me they have to answer to my emails about it.

      how fucking hard is that to understand?

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    89. Re:You know... by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      That doesn't sound entirely unreasonable. If it pushes Google to have a bit more of a responsive front end to their customers, then... I'm ok with that. Though I'd also see Google's side of it if they insisted on a GMail/G+ account to prove they are a valid customer and not MS spam bots!

      It is unreasonable unless the there is a paid SLA that mandates such a response. It is also unreasonable because customers have the right to walk away from a provider with bad customer support. I'm not one to believe in 100% unadultered "the-market-will-heal-itself" laissez faire crap, but here, we should really let the market forces decide. We do this all the time when we encounter a vendor, a restaurant or a service or a hardware distributor that give us products or support of a level of crappiness beyond what we wish to tolerate.

    90. Re:You know... by oreaq · · Score: 1

      I agree, my post was poorly worded. I should have phrased that way better. My point, i. e. the point I was trying to make, still stands, though: The link doesn't state if Google has his phone number or not either. To quote myself: The link only contains an abstract description but no concrete details. The latter is required by law.

    91. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have marginally valuable services in the USA also, like a defense department that crushes the life out of any country that annoys or threatens us. We like that.

    92. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      German isn't a race, it's a nationality, duh.

    93. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And google is complying with how the law is defined, just now how you want it defined.

      I haven't said anything about Google. I'm not an expert in German law interpretation, I haven't even seen how the full law clause is formulated in German and without that it is meaningless to sit here and try to have a better interpretation than German prosecutors.

    94. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh shut the fuck up with this tired meme. No person is considered a "product" inside Google. There are only USERS, who are extremely important - the #1 item in their list of "ten things we know to be true" is:

      "Focus on the user and all else will follow."

    95. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Google will work on decent AI now to answer queries from millions of people in a not too stupid manner.

      The reason why lots of support call centers make you go through those stupid checklists is because those checklists actually do apply to most of the callers.

    96. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China GDP: US$7.3 trillion (source: http://goo.gl/S0hU6 )

      Should Google care more about Chinese market or the German market?

    97. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but we do have the opposite. I do have to pay for absolutely nothing in return. Quite a bit, actually. About a fourth of my entire wages.

    98. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be incorrect.

      Google Gmbh has a presence in Germany.

      Germany
      Google Hamburg
      Google Germany GmbH
      ABC-Strasse 19
      20354 Hamburg
      Germany
      Phone: +49 40-80-81-79-000
      Fax: +49 40-4921-9194

      Google Munich
      Google Germany GmbH
      Dienerstrasse 12
      80331 Munich
      Germany

      However, if a service is offered by Google, Inc., which has no presence outside of the United States/Canada, it is not required to follow German law. *gasp* and this is exactly why Google Gmbh exists in the first place -- segregation of business.

    99. Re:You know... by schlick · · Score: 1

      >Which personal information have you stored about me What constitutes personal information? What distinguished personal information from public information?

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    100. Re:You know... by thaylin · · Score: 1
      Section 5 General information to be provided (1) Service providers must render the following information easily, directly and permanently

      accessible for telemedia which are offered commercially, generally in return for a fee:

      1. the name and address at which they are established, in the case of legal persons also the

      legal form, the authorised representative and, to the extent that details are provided of

      the equity of the company, the share and nominal capital and, if all the deposits to be

      made in money have not yet been paid in, the total amount of outstanding deposits,

      2. details which permit rapid electronic contact and direct communication with them,

      including the electronic mail address,

      3. to the extent that the service is offered or provided in the context of an activity subject

      of approval from a state agency, details of the relevant supervisory body,

      4. the commercial register, association register, partnership register or co-operative

      register in which they are entered and the corresponding register number,

      5. to the extent that the service is offered or provided in exercising an occupation within

      the meaning of Article 1 Letter d of Directive 89/48/EC of the Council of 21 December

      1988 on a general system for the recognition of higher-education diplomas awarded on

      completion of professional education and training of at least three years' duration (OJ

      EC No. L 19 p. 16), or within the meaning of Article 1 Letter f of the Directive

      92/51/EEC of the Council of 18 June 1992 on a second general system for the

      recognition of professional education and training to supplement Directive 89/48/EEC

      (OJ EC No. L 209 p. 25, 1995 No. L 17 p. 20), most recently amended by Directive

      97/38/EC of the Commission of 20 June 1997 (OJ EC No. L 184 p. 31), details of

      a) the chamber to which the service providers belong,

      b) the statutory designation of the occupation and the state in which the designation of

      the occupation was awarded,

      c) the designation of the professional rules and of how these can be accessed

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    101. Re:You know... by oreaq · · Score: 1
    102. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. They can't.

    103. Re:You know... by lcam · · Score: 1

      And such a claim would not be out of place. Google is my client as much as I am Googles.

      It so happens that Google also has clients/customers in Germany. And they have received a formal request to start complying with local laws there.

      I don't think it's such a problem. They have their translation software, and they can send auto replies like:

      "Your email has been received, there are 1,343,343 requests ahead of you. Please be patient as we are in the process of replying to your email.

      You can expedite your reply for urgent business by signing up for Google Vorteil. [link]Learn more[/link]"

      Done deal.

    104. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like a horrible idea after literally 5 seconds of thinking.

      Write script to send massive amounts of "questions" to Google via email.

      Make it impossible for them to comply with the law.

      We're all dumber for listening to your suggestion, please burn your voter registration card.

    105. Re:You know... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Yes, but who are client/customers and who are vendors of whom Google is a client/customer? Does the law require Google to respond to each email from its vendors? If Google is YOUR client, rather than you being Google's client, it makes a significant difference as to who is responsible to respond to whose emails (at least as I understand the relevant law from what I have read...and if it doesn't, the law is flawed).

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    106. Re:You know... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Time for them to shut down the customer service email account. Or firewall off Germany. Those are valid options.

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    107. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really, really hope that the consequences of trying to enforce such a free loving, hippy bullshit law include Google pulling out of Germany and forcing them to actually pay for all the services with with they weren't satisfied with getting for free.

    108. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, it's not our fault that your governments are full of old hairless pussies that are too scared to stand up to the big bad USA. Well, maybe it is, but still, it's your problem your governments are full of pussies, not ours. Deal with it.

    109. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess who's opinion will prevail in court.

      The one who can afford the best lawyers.

    110. Re:You know... by Agronomist+Cowherd · · Score: 1

      Gesundheit.

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    111. Re:You know... by ron-l-j · · Score: 1

      That is what I mean by not free, but I do not see anything of benefit from Google supporting a few million people that need the equivalent of "Where did my desktop shortcut's go? Now I cannot use my computer." questions answered. In your road analogy the road is paid with tax dollars. Which equates to Google's road being paid with free content. Such as Google plus profiles, and youtube channels that drive the page views for advertising. Gmail is constantly loading text ads when you are checking your mail.

    112. Re:You know... by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      And it's a company that can shut down its service in Germany. If Germany becomes too much of a pain in the butt, or is costing too much, bye-bye.

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    113. Re:You know... by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Well, who are you going to blame if your email gets hacked and someone gets all your information? Are you going to try to blame Google for giving out the information to the wrong party when the request looks valid? Oops, too bad they complied with the law.

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    114. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't sound entirely unreasonable.
      If it pushes Google to have a bit more of a responsive front end to their customers, then... I'm ok with that.

      Though I'd also see Google's side of it if they insisted on a GMail/G+ account to prove they are a valid customer and not MS spam bots!

      ===
      The same rule should apply to yahoo. The only time they respond is when its time to ding you again for another year's use.

    115. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Partiallly agreed. A nationalist doesn't need to be ignorant against all other nations per se. This special but dominating kind of nationalist idiot is better met by the term "chauvinist". Nationalists theroretically might be perfectly honourable in their cause to be recognized as a nation rather than some minority within some political construct. This is, however, a rare case.

      Not so much agreed to your definition of fascism, as it comes with a strong anticommunist spin. Neither in "1940s Germany" nor in Mussolinis Italy -which defined the term 'fascist'- the state was in control of the corporations or of economy in generally, nor did they even try to creaty something remotely similar to a planned market. Fascism means -according to a famous definition from the Italian fascist party- "the cooperation of state and economy and should better be called 'corporatism'".

      For some reason this definition is somewhat unpopular among protagonists of the 'free market'...

    116. Re:You know... by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      You need to look up Google Dashboard.

      Not only do they tell you all the information they have on you, they allow you to backup most of it, and delete it if you want. Try to do the same with Facebook or Microsoft or any other provider.

    117. Re:You know... by oreaq · · Score: 1

      I know dashboard. It at best answers one of the three questions I asked.

    118. Re:You know... by yakatz · · Score: 1

      And those contacts are really good. I have used them a few times.

      But as a business user who pays for Google Apps, I don't wat Google to provide direct support for all users because it would likely decrease the quality of the service that I receive.

    119. Re:You know... by rioki · · Score: 1

      Yes they can, but only "reasonable" prices. But 0.20 EUR per Minute is considered reasonable. Oh and not while you are in the queue. So yea a support center can pay for itself.

    120. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair enough, but then, why does GMail get "changed" to Google Mail when you access from Germany even if you type the same URL?

      Also, if it has presence in Europe (like it does, in Ireland) it must comply with EU regulations...which is pretty much ruled by Germany since Angela Merkel crowned herself Queen of All Europe and is...getting off topic here..but yeah, they do have to comply with local laws. ..and who owns Google Gmbh? does it trade in a german stock exchange? or is it "privately owned" by Google Inc? (really asking, would be nice to know)

    121. Re:You know... by S1ngularity · · Score: 1

      I'm a Google customer, I don't pay cash, but I give them tons of personal information from my searches and email that they use as inputs to build their monetize-able products. "Customer" in barter is just as legitimate a relationship. We've done a bit of a disservice by pushing the meme that no cash transfer makes you the product, not the customer. It's more interesting than that.

      Late to the party, I know.

  2. Germans are pushy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I hear about Germany on this website its about them wanting to force a company into doing what they want. If they don't BAM lawsuit.

    1. Re:Germans are pushy by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      As compared to the US gouvernment doing what companys want them to do?

      You should check your social science textbooks once more whose job it is to make laws.

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    2. Re:Germans are pushy by Stormthirst · · Score: 2

      Well if you can't tax them directly because they are tax dodging companies, how else are they going to make the companies play fair?

  3. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If this is over paid service, I can see it to some extent, but even then, if you think Google isn&t responsive enough, you can always go elsewhere. There are a lot of places offering outsourced mail, calendar, etc.

    If it is over the free service - I think you get what you pay for. In Google's case, I think you get a lot more than you pay for. The least you could do is not complain about it.

    Still, if I were Google, I would sign the thing and start offering the requested service - and start charging all German users more to cover the costs of the service. It wouldn't be long until German customers started signing up as non-Germans just to save on fees.

    1. Re:Well... by Alpha232 · · Score: 2

      Downside to that is the law applies to all German companies, not just business who publish under .de domains.
      Additionally it is about Consumers, so one could say you register in the US, but the company has a presence and users in .XX then you have to deal with the laws that cover .XX's users even if they are not paying for it as a .XX user.

    2. Re:Well... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      or for German customers to switch to Bing or Yahoo or some other free service.

    3. Re:Well... by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      This will be a test case for Germany. Depending on the outcome (which I expect Google to lose), then all the companies - MS, Yahoo, Apple etc - will have to comply or face their own day in court, potentially with even bigger fines that what Google may well be facing.

  4. Google must be more responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Quite right - I'm very reluctant to make more use of Google's services than I do because I know that it is practically impossible to get a response from the company if anything goes wrong. They may assume that their market share is big enough without being seen as a responsive company, but I think that in the long run they are wrong to behave this way.

    1. Re:Google must be more responsive by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Quite right - I'm very reluctant to make more use of Google's services than I do because I know that it is practically impossible to get a response from the company if anything goes wrong.

      Disclosure: I'm a volunteer, non-paid active user in a Google user support forum, therefore slightly biased pro-google.

      But that's the exact reason why even I advise AGAINST using the free Google services for business or anything important. That's the reason why there are GoogleApps, targetting professional users.

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    2. Re:Google must be more responsive by Yebyen · · Score: 2

      And as a user of paid pro Google Apps I can tell you, they are impossible to get to respond on the phone or by e-mail! Especially in an outage.

      I understand. "All of your users' are without service. The power is out. They're calling now." There is literally nothing you can do for me after you pick up the phone. Your time is much better spent getting the service back up for everyone affected.

      But when something goes wrong with a public-facing Google Docs form and it's not fixing itself, or what else you depend on Google for that they'll need to support, I guess I'd say mediocre responsiveness and it's not just a matter of being able to get through to someone on a channel, but being able to get the message through to "that guy" who knows how to fix your exact problem. "We escalated that." Thanks, Google!

      I have to admit I haven't read the article and I don't know why they want to be able to e-mail Google. Amazon must be the only internet business in Germany.

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  5. Anything that states it has to be free? by Alpha232 · · Score: 1

    Simple solution for Google, claim it as a business loss or start charging for it.

    Want a personal reply? Open a Google wallet, €1.75 per email and you get your personal response.
    Can't charge for it? Any costs associated with complying, go ahead and bill it against the corporation formed in Germany. Once it starts having net losses then close it down and forward the .de domain to somewhere else. Then the only page you publish is a redirect header. Easy to support with 100% accuracy any time in an automated email reply.

    1. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why do you revel in companies giving the most utterly shite customer service possible?

    2. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by Alpha232 · · Score: 1

      If you had not posted as AC I may have given this response more effort.
      No reveling here, just a responsible attitude. How much does Google make off of 1 .de user on average, how many emails from annoying entitled freeloaders do they get from .de and what is the cost to handle it all?

      Are you saying to take into account the costs is not a valid thought process?

    3. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I believe that's Ryanair's strategy. Their complaint line is like 1E/minute...

    4. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The annoying entitled freeloaders are simply asking for what they are entitled to under local laws.

      If Google (or anyone else) doesn't like it they're free to stop doing business in that locality; it is their choice to weigh up the benefits and costs of operating there but if they do choose to do so then they must abide by local laws.

      Are you saying to take into account the costs is not a valid thought process?

      I suspect that a company as big and successful as Google is well aware of the costs of doing business and, as they are continuing to operate there, have assessed them as being worth bearing.

      In a nutshell, if you work in country X you must obey the laws there - no matter how big or self important you see yourself; the cultural imperialism of your home country's attitudes to laws and business are quite frankly irrelevant. If I set up a business in the US deliberately flouting the laws (e.g. selling Cuban cigars) I'd expect to get some trouble from the law, even if my main offices were located in a separate country.

    5. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      "Entitled to", how? What did you do to deserve this free service, and expectation to get more free service in the way of a written response?

      Yes, I understand it's your local law, and they're free to not do business there. But, how would you handle a company that doesn't have a presence?

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    6. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google has 4 data centers in Germany (according to some list I found).
      How exactly is it that they do not have a presence there?

    7. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      The annoying entitled freeloaders are simply asking for what they are entitled to under local laws.

      A free search engine?
      A free email account?
      Free online Office software?

      Has to be a different europe than the one I know.

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    8. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What did you do to deserve this free service"
      Live in a country where the people aren't treated like garbage? Or, you know, be a customer of Google. There's that.

    9. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the poster was referring to the right to make contact with and expect a reply from suppliers operating in their country.

      I suspect you knew that and were deliberately misunderstanding.

      Their country; their parliament; their laws - abide by them or quit.

    10. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      "Entitled to", how? What did you do to deserve this free service, and expectation to get more free service in the way of a written response?...Yes, I understand it's your local law, and they're free to not do business there. But, how would you handle a company that doesn't have a presence?

      They certainly collect money from local advertisers even if they don't charge users for the service. That gives them quite a few ties to the community, and they're conducting business within Germany's jurisdiction.

      As others have pointed out Google even has offices and data centers there, but I think that should be beside the point. If this were a US-centric operation that happens to let some people elsewhere use it for free I could see your point. However, when you start collecting revenue from within a jurisdiction you should certainly obey their laws.

    11. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ffs, if they don't have a presence it's not an issue.

      it's like this:

      If I walk into your house and start playing my tuba, you have the right to tell me to leave and to call the cops if I don't.

      It makes sod all difference if I'm fine with my tube playing in my house, or (to answer you question) if I'm not in your house when I play my tuba.

      That I happily choose to play my tuba for free is again of absolutely no bearing on where and to whom I play.

    12. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you didn't answer the question that was asked. Yes, the advertisers paid, and I could understand if they expected something in return. But, how can you claim an entitlement that you gave nothing to get?

      I've read the argument that you're giving up privacy. Well, nobody is twisting anyone's are to force them to use this free service.

      I'm not trying to argue that they, or anyone else should be exempt from local laws, only the logic, or lack there of behind it.

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    13. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's irrelevant how much a user/customer/consumer pays - even if the amount is $0. At what point should that customer expect to pay and get a response from the company? $1? $2? $20? $1000? German law says the amount is $0.

      America, a nation of accountants; who know the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

    14. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      When someone says they're "Entitled" to something, what it means is that they have decided that, if you try to deprive them of it, they will use whatever force to assure you fail, and they are giving you an honourable "heads up" before they proceed to do so.

      That's it, that's all. Entitlement means the sword.

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    15. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you didn't answer the question that was asked. Yes, the advertisers paid, and I could understand if they expected something in return. But, how can you claim an entitlement that you gave nothing to get?

      As a German citizen I'm entitled to everything German law says I am. I don't need any additional justification.

      It's the same as human rights: Anyone is entitled to them. You don't need any justification.

    16. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      The logic is, that if you provide a service to consumers (as much as I hate that term), you are required to provide a minimum level of service. Financially discounting that service (even a 100% discount) doesn't change that situation. It's done to prevent abuse of the little guy. If there was an exception for free services, businesses would use all sorts of means to exploit that loophole (e.g. in a broadband + TV package, we say you're paying for the TV only, the broadband is a 'free extra' so you get a shitty broadband service with no customer support, you can't complain as it's 'free', and by the way we're the only provider in your area... see the potential problem?). I would also take issue with your definition of free - by using Google services you're providing to Google a payment in kind by displaying their adverts on your computer screen and viewing them. If it makes you happier, imagine that Google pays Germans 0.01 Euro for each advert imprint, and then demands that in payment for the internet service provided.

    17. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Your strawman, while interesting, doesn't provide a logical reason to be "entitled" to get service from a business that really owes you nothing. What you described is a monopoly situation, and that's a different case entirely. You have the option to take your "business" elsewhere. Ads are on virtually every website, do they all have to respond to anyone's questions? To claim that I'm making a "payment" is silly. You don't pay a dime (Euro, or whatever), and there's plenty of ways to block those if you don't like it. I don't personally block ads, but I guarantee you that I look at well under 1% of those on my screen.

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    18. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on your entitlement. As a German decedent, I'll say that it's a stupid law, which is what I'm attempting to debate. This is a long way from being a human rights issue.

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    19. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a strawman, it's a hypothetical illustration of the problem with providing an exception for free services. Businesses in the EU, that provide a service to consumers/citizens, are required to meet certain criteria in order to prevent abuse. The fact that a business funds a service by means other than direct billing doesn't entitle it to ignore its legal obligations. You questioned why those obligations exist - the answer is, if they didn't, then consumers would be exploited and businesses would inevitably find means to have their services categorised as 'free' in order to avoid their obligations. It's interesting to note that it's not unique to consumer rights - if I walk into a business premises and injure myself, I can still sue them if they were negligent, whether I bought anything or not. These consumer protection laws are an extension of that logic. There is a certain cost involved in doing business in any given region, and in the EU that cost involves fulfilling consumer protection obligations.

    20. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Wow. Just wow. This attitude simply requires Godwin as that is exactly the attitudes that allowed the Holocaust to flourish. "Well, I don't care if it is wrong (morally/ethically) as that is not my concern. My sole concern is German law." Wow, just wow.

    21. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      So you your reasoning, we in the U.S. are being exploited, though I can't think of a single example of a business that had to categorize their service as free to meet an obligation. It simply isn't necessary. It's also interesting to note that I could walk on your property and injure myself and sue you, but you have no requirement to respond to any mail from me, no matter what the purpose is. You call this consumer protection, but from what?...I call it Nanny State. Now if we're talking about privacy laws, I'll admit, EU is way ahead of the U.S., but to me this requirement makes no sense.

      Maybe it's none of my business, being an American, though I have close ties, having lived there for six yrs., and distant family.

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    22. Re:Anything that states it has to be free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've read the argument that you're giving up privacy. Well, nobody is twisting anyone's are to force them to use this free service.

      It's not free. Sure it's not paid for with money. So what? It's paid for with time and attention watching the useless ad's and with giving various private information. All worth serious money.

  6. Customer are people who pay money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Google's service is free.

    1. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by lennier1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's far from free. You simply pay with your personal information instead of your wallet.

    2. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      So you mean they don't provide paid services?

      Even if it is a free service, it is an undertaking. They cannot just leave customers (free or paid) to themselves without resolving problems that arise from the service.

    3. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by MultiPak · · Score: 1

      Yes they can leave customers to themselves if it is free, but they should provide the ability to have a support contract. Maybe this would be a good revenue earner for them.

    4. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt that your definition of 'customer' is legally correct. I think that allmost any modern legal system considers you as a customer as soon as you receive a product or a service from a company.

      Anyways: the German law requires a personal email assistance for every web presence (independent of being a customer) so that visitors of yoour website have a channel to get answers to their questions and/or complaints.

    5. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's illegal to provide a service that doesn't do what you say it will. It doesn't matter if the service is free, or there is no contract. In many places outside the US, the government works for the people, not the corporations.

    6. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      You simply pay with your personal information instead of your wallet.

      Awesome! Then I am like totally ripping them off every time I use Google!

      My personal information ain't worth shit! Most folks would only pay money to get rid of me . . . not to get any personal information about me!

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    7. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      You seem to forget that it's not just your (fake) profile data (e.g., "Name = Jack Wanker"), but the actual usage details as well (search, discussion topics, maps lookups, GPS data, ... ).

    8. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by BACbKA · · Score: 1

      Even worse, you also pay with personal information of those you communicate with, and they have no say in it.

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    9. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Google also sells hardware.......

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    10. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      They already offer GoogleApps that includes support.

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    11. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      It's illegal to provide a service that doesn't do what you say it will.

      I'm not completly sure about that.

      It's definitly illegal to damage others by doing so, either by charging money for something you claim to do, or by any other action someone could feel damaged that's not reversible by just not using the service that doesn't do what it claims to do.

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    12. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      Yes they can leave customers to themselves if it is free, but they should provide the ability to have a support contract.
      Maybe this would be a good revenue earner for them.

      if they would stop collecting data they could do that. but they do, so they must provide contacts.

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    13. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      That's getting into the legal issue here. You are right for the US and wrong for most of the world, and apparently where this story is about. So when a US site is talking about a foreign act, we get people arguing about how it is in the US, vs how it is where this is happening, vs how it "should" be.

    14. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're right.

      And that's why I'd recommend (but IANAL) Google to take this to court. Whatever measures they might take to avoid beeing taken to court by that consumer protection society might not be enough in someone elses eyes (or - heaven forbid - anti-competitive by giving even more free support that MS) and they may have to go there anyway.

      Consumer protection laws and competition laws are so complicated by now, that that's the only way to know what you're supposed to do in the first place.

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    15. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by thaylin · · Score: 1

      I am sure google does not claim it does anything.. Yes, it is in their terms, they dont claim anything.

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    16. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      Are you telling me that Google doesn't employ any lawyers or people who understand the law?

      Also, once the German courts are done with Google, do you think they won't go after MS to ensure that they are also in compliance with German law?

    17. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

      It's far from free. You simply pay with your personal information instead of your wallet.

      I agree with you partly. It's not that you can go into a shop and pay the loaf of bread with a bunch of "personal information". Google goes through great lengths to analyse your information and make it more valuable. Whether Google is ethical about it is for this discussion besides the point.

      Google users don't pay in any currency. Usually issues with Google services are well documented and I take that is in order to minimise support costs. IMHO if you use a service for which you don't pay with money and you need someone to search and read you documents because you're too lazy to do that yourself, then pay them to do so. And otherwise seek and pay for a service that suits you best.

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    18. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Are you telling me that Google doesn't employ any lawyers or people who understand the law?

      No. They most likely have those and if they are worth their money then the existing service level should suffice german laws. Giving them quite a big chance to win in court.

      Also, once the German courts are done with Google, do you think they won't go after MS to ensure that they are also in compliance with German law?

      I'd love to see that. But until the service level required by german law is not exactly defined by the BGH (or EuGH) that's quite a risk.

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    19. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Then take your personal information elsewhere, you dont have to use their service.

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    20. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by thaylin · · Score: 1

      That wont matter if google leaves Germany.. It is win win for them, lose lose for the germans.

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    21. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by thaylin · · Score: 1

      They DO provide contact information.

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    22. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      Never going to happen

    23. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      Congratulations! You managed to completely miss the point.

    24. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Really? what is the point.. Do you not have that capacity some how?

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    25. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Or maybe, you are selling your personal information to Google in exchange for this service. In which case Google is YOUR customer rather than you being Google's customer.

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    26. Re:Customer are people who pay money. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I never said they claimed anything. They don't have to claim anything. They offer a service, and must meet the requirements for that service, even if they claim it isn't a service and is in beta.

  7. I don't get it by tsotha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They're demanding a level of service for something they're getting for free? Really?

    1. Re:I don't get it by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      Their services are not free. The users are the product. Google sells their attention to advertisers. Google courts their business because it wants their attention and personal data.

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    2. Re:I don't get it by Lundse · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is not free. You are paying with your privacy and helping them build one of the largest and most interesting databases in the world. If they believe they have any right to do anything with any of your data, this must stem from a claim that there is some sort of contract. If the end user has no way to contact Google (beyond getting a formulaic donotreply-email), he or she has no way to force Google to uphold their end. Without such measures, the contact cannot be binding, and without any attempt to allow the user such measures, Google could even be acting in bad faith.

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    3. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes. It may come as a surprise to you, but democratic governments can actually decide that people have rights, EVEN with regards to what companies need to do for them...

    4. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The law demands a level of service for EVERY WEB PRESENCE, including private Web pages.
      Yes, Google should not be exempted from something Jane Doe must do.

      Now if the law is questionable or not is another issue.

    5. Re:I don't get it by MultiPak · · Score: 1

      But that will not cover the cost of responding to all the emails, isn't that obvious? So if it is not economically viable, then they should not provide free services?

    6. Re:I don't get it by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Those evil bastards. Giving away their services for free! The nerve of them. And then monetizing it a different way! Capitalism sucks.

      I suppose everyone has forgotten when webmail had a 10Mb storage limit.

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    7. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are demanding that even free services have a basic level of support and transparency.

      Does that mean that it becomes cost ineffective to provide free services that also shit on people's privacy and rights, like Google does? Maybe so. Germans would rather pay up front than pay for 'free' services in other ways.

      Sounds good to me. Keep it up Germany.

    8. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you don't.

    9. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Users are not paying anything for google services, which means they are by definition free. You could make similar argument about any software with trial version. Even though trial version is free to download and use for some time, user has to pay to his ISP to be able to download it and pay attention while using it. Should anyone providing trial version of software be forced to provide email support as well?

      The most important question is: Who's going to bear the cost? If google services become unprofitable, then they might be forced to shut it down. Is this really desired outcome?

    10. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know what 'free' mean, do you?

      Free does not mean that Google receives absolutely no remuneration for their services. It means they provide services to you without requiring a payment.

    11. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a fool. This would be deciding that Google's shareholders have no right to continue their longstanding business model in Germany. It would not be granting anyone rights, it would be removing them. Try running the numbers for Google having staff responding to even a tiny fraction of their users. Then look at Google's financials and guestimate the revenue from the average customer.

    12. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Straw man. Neither the article nor the summary complains about Google services being free, monetised, or providing insufficient capacity.

    13. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is why people make fun of crazy libertarians. Consumer rights are inherently evil because they restrict captains of industry!

    14. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consumer comes from the word consume.

      Consume != buy /. I might be a coward but I keep getting the captcha wrong, I had to ask a family member to solve it. (speakers don't work)

    15. Re:I don't get it by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Changing the subject. Capitalism sucks and as long as companies are allowed to do what they want, these injustices will keep happening.

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    16. Re:I don't get it by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Google have an email address. They do respond to emails. Jane Doe isn't forced to sign a contract that will fine her if she doesn't respond in time. Why should Google be forced?

    17. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capitalism has to do with wage labour, not monetising personal information or business models of any kind.

      You don't know what capitalism is.

    18. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be deciding that Google's shareholders have no right to continue their longstanding business model in Germany.

      They don't. Democracy trumps multinational corporations (or should). There is no "right" of foreign companies to have this or that business model be profitable or legal.

      Try running the numbers for Google having staff responding to even a tiny fraction of their users. Then look at Google's financials and guestimate the revenue from the average customer.

      Keep crying, Google shareholder..

    19. Re:I don't get it by moronoxyd · · Score: 2

      Just because I can use many services from Google without paying money doesn't mean that they are free.

      Google is a for profit company, of course they gain something by offering their services.

    20. Re:I don't get it by moronoxyd · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly: No company should provide a service that they can not sustain while complying with the law.

      I always thought that's why you make a business plan before starting an enterprise: To make sure that you can actually do it.

    21. Re:I don't get it by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly: No company should provide a service that they can not sustain while complying with the law.

      I always thought that's why you make a business plan before starting an enterprise: To make sure that you can actually do it.

      If there are any fines against Google, they can be collected from the German company, and probably from any Google branch in the EU. I bet they can also be collected from anyone who pays money to Google in the EU. So even if Google was solely a US company, they would be forced to pay.

      Now if you can't run your business while complying with the laws due to cost, you'll go bankrupt. We'd see how Microsoft would be doing with Bing.

    22. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get how the law works.

      Thanks for admitting that.

      Next!

    23. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, she is. It's called "Abmahnung" in Germany.
      Any direct competitor may ask you to sign a compliance note and you also pay their lawyer fees.

      AFAIK/IANAL, the law requires everyone INCLUDING PRIVATE WEB SITE OWNERS to reply in a timely manner.
      An automatic reply with redirection to a forum is not a reply in a timely manner.

      Now if the law is questionable or not is another issue.

      DISCLAIMER: I do not necessary consider the state of facts here in Germany good.
      My goal is to give some information, as many comments (say shitstorm?) are of the angry-uninformed nature.

    24. Re:I don't get it by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

      They're demanding a level of service for something they're getting for free? Really?

      Absolutely.

      Try the following: Go to a mall near you and start giving away foul food.

      I'll bet you'll get sued your ass off - even though the food was all free.

    25. Re:I don't get it by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

      Google have an email address. They do respond to emails.

      They do not (apart from an auto-reply). That's the whole point.

    26. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor apparently do you.

      Capitalism is an economic system based on the private ownership of the means of production, with the goal of making a profit. Google is attempting to make a profit by selling user's information and they are a private company - ergo part of the capitalist system.

    27. Re:I don't get it by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Unless the german company, and the EU company makes no money.... Google wont go bankrupt, they will just backrupt those buisnesses and leave, you guys lose tax revenue from the employees, google continues to offer its services.. Win win for google, lose lose for you.

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    28. Re:I don't get it by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Do you actually think before you write? Google does not employ people in Germany at charitable principles. They do it because it is good for their business. If getting out of Germany would be a "win win" for Google, they would have done it long ago.

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    29. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slight issue - Google's business plan likely predates this law. The push for electronic privacy rights has been an issue of the last decade, whereas Google was founded before the first dot com bubble.

    30. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The users are the product. Google sells their attention to advertisers.

      So... Google should respond to e-mails from their customers, meaning the advertisers. Hmm. I'll bet they do.

    31. Re:I don't get it by bhagwad · · Score: 1

      I run a private blog. It's a free service. This now means I'm legally obligated to personally respond to every prick who mails me?

      Screw. That.

    32. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'd see how Microsoft would be doing with Bing.

      But Microsoft would face the same dilemma.

      I suppose what Germans really want is a paywalled Internet.

    33. Re:I don't get it by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Do you think before you post I think would be a better question. Currently it may be profitable to stay in the company, but if they lose a lawsuit, about something that is not even int he law I might add, then it may not become profitable, or good for their business. Things change.. Just because it is good now does not mean it will be good tomorrow.

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    34. Re:I don't get it by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously saying that a cutting losses situation is "win win"? Dude, think, then post.

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    35. Re:I don't get it by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Depends, what is the reason for the presence there? Can they get that benefit elsewhere, and save the money of the salary of the people? But yes, cutting out a cost of doing business in one location, while still being able to provide the service in that area is win win.

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    36. Re:I don't get it by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      So why don't they do it right now? Looks like they won't be able to provide the service in the area after moving out.

      And now you are just trying to squirm yourself out of the situation, but it won't do.

      http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3663861&cid=43491841 stays there.

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    37. Re:I don't get it by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Why wont they be able to provide the service.. Is germany going to block gmail.com or google.com? I am not trying to squirm anything..

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    38. Re:I don't get it by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      No, Google is buying your private information. You are not "paying with your privacy", you are selling it. Google is paying you with these services.

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    39. Re:I don't get it by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      So, what you are saying is that democratic governments can decide that companies need to pay every one in the country a certain amount of money as a cost of doing business there?

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    40. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Customer service to what? If you are using gmail, use yahoo. If you search with google search with bing etc

      No body is forcing you to use these options.

    41. Re:I don't get it by Lundse · · Score: 1

      I fail to see the relevant distinction. We are exchanging goods, both "paying" and both "buying"... What makes "I am paying in info" wrong and "Google is buying info" right?

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    42. Re:I don't get it by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The question is, which one of you is the customer? In most laws, only one party is considered to be the customer.

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    43. Re:I don't get it by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      If the fines and/or costs of complying with this stupid law exceeds revenue in Germany, why would Google stay? Lose money for... good will, good bratwurst, good cars? Google is there because it is profitable, so there was no reason to leave Germany. Make it not profitable, not many reasons to stay.

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    44. Re:I don't get it by Lundse · · Score: 1

      That is interesting... Funny if our laws are not cut out for a barter economy... Though I would still hold that "you are paying..." is true whether the law recognises the possibility of two mutual customers or not. We also "pay" in other senses than the legal definition.

      But with the case at hand, we are already talking about a mutual contract - which has, by definition, two mutual, consenting partners, who both take up obligations and both gain something from the other.

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  8. User-facing corp needs customer services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    FAQs and documentation and community groups aren't "customer services". A good service provider also needs to offer direct personal attention when it's requested.

    Somehow Google has gotten away with having a bazillion users and making megazillions of dollars off them as advertising targets, and yet effectively provides them with no customer services when they need it. This really flouts the strong laws for the protection of consumers in the EU.

    I know that Slashdotters will inevitably trot out that "users are the product and not customers of Google", but the EU laws are for the protection of consumers , not just direct customers. Google's users certainly consume Google's services which undoubtedly are a Google product.

    So, it's time for Google to pay a bit more attention and look after its users in the statutory manner if they wish to continue making huge profits in Europe too.

    1. Re:User-facing corp needs customer services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      great idea for Google, open dedicated phone line (or more of them) for German citizens, put on the phone some low paid /"mcdonald paid" slave/student to answer all questions, and charge (over phone bill) 10 euros/minute of customer support, they will comply with this law, AND make millions

    2. Re:User-facing corp needs customer services by moronoxyd · · Score: 1

      Gernay has rules about how much you can charge for phone hotlines, AND you have to tell up front how expensive a call is.

      I know it is hard to understand for some Americans who are used to a system where companies get away with practically everything they want, but here in Europe laws do actually protect the rights of the little man/consumer, not always but often enough.

      And no, this doesn't mean that companies can not do business anymore, it just means that they have to calculate certain costs that they don't have in the US.

    3. Re:User-facing corp needs customer services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Germany has rules about how much you can charge for phone hotlines, AND you have to tell up front how expensive a call is.

      Foiled again! What the hell kind of corporate lobby wrote those laws? This has got to be devastating for Germany's economy.

    4. Re:User-facing corp needs customer services by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      That's because those people are not Google's customers. Those people are selling their privacy to Google, not buying something from Google. I am sure that Google provides plenty of customer service to their customers.

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  9. Statutory consumer laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consumers are protected in the EU by really strong consumer laws. It makes no difference whether a service is free or costs a lot, the company that provides it still has to comply with its statutory duties in respect of consumers of its service.

  10. respond to "customers" sure no problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    users aren't the customers, the advertisers are.. and there's a lot fewer of those then there are users... even paying users aren't customers, they're still users -- still the product, because their shit is still being analyzed for content to enhance google's ad delivery.

    1. Re:respond to "customers" sure no problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EU customers need to get off their entitlement train and realize that they can take their business elsewhere.

  11. Re:what ? by dingen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well apparently the law in Germany says you can't provide a service without having a method for customers to contact the provider directly. And why not? Why would it be so strange to be able to call Google up with a question or send them an e-mail and get a response?

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  12. You can email Google by contrarywise · · Score: 1

    When I emailed Google with a complaint I got a detailed reply. No complaints on that score from me. Of course I had to email via the fan club page, using their "tell us how Google has enriched your life" form - anything that removes that little bit of tomfoolery will get my vote.

    1. Re:You can email Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky you. The point is: google will not commit to doing this for all it's customers. And that's against the law in Germany (wether you like it or not)

    2. Re:You can email Google by Derekloffin · · Score: 1

      While some might quibble with the general principle, I quibble merely with the means of communication. Email is seriously unreliable and should never be designated the necessary avenue to deal with issues. Convenient, perhaps, but by no means solid enough to base such a declaration on.

    3. Re:You can email Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least with email you get to keep a timestamped copy of what you sent, and it's possible to forward a copy to a trusted third party to get secondary verification.
      Compared to a web form, that's a huge step forward.

  13. Summary and explanation for foreign Google fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Google is violating the German Teleservices Act. Giving them a chance to comply is no harassment, no entitlement or other nonsense. It's fair. And yes suing them for breaking a law is normal. Just like in any other country.

    No, it's no conspiracy. They are not the first or only company that got trouble for not complying with that law.

    No it doesn't matter if the service is free or paid-for. Totally irrelevant.

    Direct contact methods must be provided and you may not charge for it. That's the german law. If you want to do internet business in Germany, that's what you have to abide to, or get sued.

    It's that simple.

  14. UK also by Alain+Williams · · Score: 4, Insightful

    UK law also has a similar provision in the UK's E-Commerce Regulations (scroll down to Minimum information to be provided). Google does not comply, I talked to a Google employee who told me, something like, that it was not convenient/efficient and that I should use a web form.

    I don't like putting questions via web form since I don't get to keep a copy as I do when I send email.

    1. Re:UK also by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen the local laws, but I doubt they dictate the method of communication to be used. I think what they would take issue with is not providing any way to submit questions at all. The only thing Google provides is forums to post questions on, with no commitment that they will get a response, and no way to submit questions in privacy. That is something that probably would not be deemed sufficient if there were a law requiring some level of responsiveness to questions..

    2. Re:UK also by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      You doubt wrongly. The GP poster even provided a link. "The email address of the service provider must be given. It is not sufficient to include a 'contact us' form without also providing an email address."

    3. Re:UK also by thaylin · · Score: 1

      UK law also has a similar provision in the UK's E-Commerce Regulations (scroll down to Minimum information to be provided). Google does not comply, I talked to a Google employee who told me, something like, that it was not convenient/efficient and that I should use a web form.

      I don't like putting questions via web form since I don't get to keep a copy as I do when I send email.

      You guys have different definitions of "comply" as the rest of the world I assume.

      The email address of the service provider must be given. It is not sufficient to include a 'contact us' form without also providing an email address.

      They provide an email address, so they comply. The law does not say that a human has to reply to them.

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    4. Re:UK also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like putting questions via web form since I don't get to keep a copy as I do when I send email.

      It's called "copy and paste". Simply type up the reply in the form and then copy into a text editor or vice-versa. This though may not give a message-Id or other thing that can be used to track the message (depends on the form).

  15. Re:what ? by dkf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well apparently the law in Germany says you can't provide a service without having a method for customers to contact the provider directly.

    But does the law require the use of any specific technological method? (It would seem pretty dumb if that was the case, as technologies do change.) Would a variation on an online forum where users can elect to not have their questions be public and where there is someone (or several people) dedicated to answering the questions be an acceptable solution? After all, for virtually anything where you are dealing with Google at all, you'd be online and so able to use a web forum.

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  16. German Consumer Groups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So, they have sent Google an ultimatum have they?

    Good luck getting an answer!

  17. Golden Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming Google goes ahead and complies, how long will it be before an email inquiry comes in like, "How much of my personal information do you sell directly to third-party data warehouses like Datalogix and Acxiom, and how do I opt out?"

    Direct-sponsored targeted ads on Google sites using visitor data are only one piece of their revenue stream. Big Data loves Google, and vice-versa.

    Disclaimer: I stopped using every and all Google services four years ago. Same for Yahoo, ditto Myspace, Facebook, iAnything and Linked-In. Dumped my Android phone contract too. It's amazing how little I needed them, and astonishing how much privacy people will give up for bells and whistles.

    1. Re:Golden Opportunity by some+old+guy · · Score: 1

      Google response: In accordance with the ToS you agreed to, that information is the property of Google and we can do whatever we damned well feel like. Go ahead, sue us. We have more lawyers than you.

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    2. Re:Golden Opportunity by moronoxyd · · Score: 2

      I have bad news for you: There are laws in Germany that govern what data about customers a company may collect and that and how it has to answer questions of its customers about stored data.

      And unlike in the US, a company can not force the customer to give up his rights by means of a TOS.
      The law stipulates that certain rights can not be taken away by contract.

      These laws are meant to remove some of the inequality that we have between big companies with well paid lawyers and a customer with less knowledge about the law and less time and money to spend i court to get his rights.

    3. Re:Golden Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you're from the USA, where the rule is "he who has the most lawyers wins".

      This is from Germany. There the rule is "he who breaks the law loses".

    4. Re:Golden Opportunity by some+old+guy · · Score: 1

      I think I like German law. And beer.

      Too bad that American privacy laws, and most beers, suck.

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    5. Re:Golden Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have bad news for you: There are laws in Germany that govern what data about customers a company may collect and that and how it has to answer questions of its customers about stored data.

      And unlike in the US, a company can not force the customer to give up his rights by means of a TOS.
      The law stipulates that certain rights can not be taken away by contract.

      These laws are meant to remove some of the inequality that we have between big companies with well paid lawyers and a customer with less knowledge about the law and less time and money to spend i court to get his rights.

      To elaborate on top of that: in Germany as in most other countries of continental Europe (perhaps all, IANAL), state law supercedes any contractual agreements, up to the point where contractual provisions contradicting the regulations of state law (which is not "common law", BTW) are null and void, and as if never had been. That is one of the reasons that few European contracts reiterate the "obvious" parts - usually well governed by respective state regulations - for any other reason but to remind the parties of their obligations.
      Bah, it is often ruled by the courts that provisions contradicting the spirit - not just the word - of law - are non-binding.
      E.g. Polish regulatory office for the protection of consumers and competition hosts a several thousand item long list of "banned provisions", divided by market segments.

    6. Re:Golden Opportunity by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Those laws are fine, and totally irrelevant to the discussion.

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    7. Re:Golden Opportunity by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Can you point to the law where it specifically states that the company has to reply individually to each email by a human?

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  18. I like this idea. by seebs · · Score: 3

    For quite a long time, Google Groups would let you add people to a group, then set the group to private, making it impossible to view the group or file a complaint, but Google ignored email complaints, claiming they had a web form. They still have absolutely no mechanism for reporting spam sent by their customers who aren't using a gmail address to send the spam. And they just don't care.

    They have either given up entirely on "don't be evil", or not thought through the implications of being extremely large and very careless.

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    1. Re:I like this idea. by Flavio · · Score: 3, Informative

      Google never had customer service for non-paying users. And they've been a privacy nightmare for as long as I remember. Do you think a company that hires so many PhDs hasn't thought through the implications of their decisions? The "don't be evil" ship sailed a long time ago.

    2. Re:I like this idea. by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you think a company that hires so many PhDs hasn't thought through the implications of their decisions?

      I guess I missed the common sense class that apparently everybody else had to take when I was in grad school. A PhD does not guarantee that somebody thinks through the consequences of their decisions. In fact, most PhD research requires incredibly myopic thinking.

    3. Re:I like this idea. by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Just because you have PhD doesn't mean you are properly socialized or understand politics Google has been going "hey fuck you judge" for a long time now and eventually the wheels will come off the bus.

    4. Re:I like this idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never understood why having "Don't be evil" as a slogan is a good thing. How would you feel if your child's teacher loudly proclaimed that his main professional goal was "Don't be a child molester".

    5. Re:I like this idea. by thephydes · · Score: 1

      Yes, as my uncle said to me once ( He's an MD, PhD and DSc) " a doctorate is part of the process of learning more and more about less and less until you know everything about nothing"

    6. Re:I like this idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google never had customer service for non-paying users.

      They really don't have it any meaningful service for purchasers of adwords (or whichever one it was where WE pay to show up in searches).

      They had LOTS of bogus results from when we still allowed their "partners" [in crime] to display search results. They did nothing to rectify this. I'm sure they have this cleared legally due to time and our unwillingness to go to court for a few hundred dollars. But it was an exercise in frustration talking to people with zero authority and even less understanding of fraud.

      By way of example of the fraud, imagine if you have 20 products all interesting to the same degree to the average person. If some weird ass spam-link/business-directory wanna be site claims hundreds of users interested in only one of those products, it looks quite fishy. Not to mention the views were from a site nobody would use (not a ThomasNet, Blue Book, or reputable industrial site - not even a GlobalSpec).

      Buyer beware with Google.

  19. Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

    Sue them for breaking german law

    This begs a question ...

    Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ?

    What if country X has a law which states that *All information passing through our country must carry the slogal "THE QUEEN OF COUNTRY Y IS A BITCH"*, then what?

    Should all the emails, PDF and whatnots that somehow pass through that country X have to carry that silly and provocative slogan??

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    1. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Local laws dictate what companies operating or based within their borders must do.

    2. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      Lest you have forgotten, Google is not based in Germany

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    3. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wrong. The have offices in Germany. As such they operate in Germany and must comply to the law. The Google HQ is not of relevance.

      Google Hamburg
      Google Germany GmbH
      ABC-Str. 19
      20354 Hamburg
      Deutschland
      Telefon: +49 40-80-81-79-000
      Fax: +49 40-4921-9194

      Google München
      Google Germany GmbH
      Dienerstraße 12
      80331 München
      Deutschland

    4. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      They sell advertising services to Germans though.

    5. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not the internet. Private companies that decide to offer services in Germany must comly with German law.

      You seem to forget that it is (or should be) a well thought over decision to offer your services in a certain country. Doing so obliges you to act according the laws of that country.

      Think of Apple that wants to sell their stuff in the EU but doesn't want to provide the minimum guarantee required by EU law. Even if Apple would not have any presence in the EU (which it has) and even if Apple is not EU based (which is the case) you can't simply do your business here and not expect to have to compy with the regulations here. That would be unfair competition.

    6. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      They sell advertising services to Germans though.

      And I bet that they provide email based customer service to those folks. It is really about whether any Joe Idiot should be able to email them when they can't find something in a search and expect an email reply.

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    7. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to the American government who - without a warrant I might add - monitor all internet traffic travelling within it's borders if it originated outside its borders.

    8. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

      They sell advertising services to Germans though.

      They sell Germans to advertising services though.

      That is the real issue . . .

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    9. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Yes all those legal online poker sites and the executives arrested by the US would agree with me

    10. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by thaylin · · Score: 1

      No the issue is that you are getting a free service, which you obviously feel is superior to other free services, yet that is not enough for you. It not as though they are forcing you to use their services.

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    11. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google Germany GmbH is a wholly-owned independent subsidiary of Google Inc. and must remain so for it to be able to operate in Germany. Google does not have to comply wholly with German law, but Google Germany GmbH does. Just like the profits (and losses) of Google Germany GmbH are required to remain in Germany. Google Germany GmbH employees are subject to all German laws and requirements, but the employees of Google, Inc are not. You starting to get the picture?

    12. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This, you hit the nail on the head. FTA "Germany’s Telemedia Act requires businesses to provide an email address to allow customers to contact them quickly." Joe Public is not Googles customer, the advertiser is. I have never had a problem getting a reply when I email my adwords rep.

    13. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Should all the emails, PDF and whatnots that somehow pass through that country X have to carry that silly and provocative slogan??

      Yes, of course they should. It's the law. If that's the law of the land, it doesn't matter if it's silly, you need to follow the law. Why wouldn't you?

      Outside the borders of country X, you don't have to follow the silly law. But inside its borders, yes you do.

    14. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't agree with these German shenanigans, but the "{{company X}} is not forcing you to use their service" argument is and always will be irrelevant. You aren't forced to use that company you pay for telephone service, but there are still consumer protection laws in place that protect you from being screwed by them (or at least pretend to).

    15. Re:Can local laws dictate what Internet must do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. The company I work for provides web hosting and email service. We only have offices in the US, but anybody in any country can open service with us. We are not subject to German law. If we decided to no longer accept email requests for assistance, the response to this ultimatum, if presented, would be that they are free to come plant tulips...

      If Google doesn't want to comply, they should close their German offices. I wonder how many Germans they employ that would then be jobless...

  20. ACCOUNTABILITY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To the consumers you provide a service for and are also the product you base your business on.

    Accountability seems to be bad to many people. Why is that?

    1. Re:ACCOUNTABILITY by thaylin · · Score: 1

      There is nothing to be accountable for. You are not forced to use their service, you do so on your own free will, knowing the repercussions.. Why is PERSONAL accountability bad to you?

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  21. How do you define a "response"? by Su27K · · Score: 1

    Does it has to be typed by a human? If so what's preventing me from launching a DDOS attack against any company by generating tens of thousands of emails to customer support and asking for a response? If it doesn't have to be typed by a human, what's preventing Google from just sending a customized automated response, using something like Siri?

    I think this is just a case of laws being out-paced by technology.

    1. Re:How do you define a "response"? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Does it has to be typed by a human? If so what's preventing me from launching a DDOS attack against any company by generating tens of thousands of emails to customer support and asking for a response?

      German laws, which would make you responsible for the damage caused. Once you are found, you would be charged with the cost of replying to each email. They'd find other things to charge you with if you were a competitor.

    2. Re:How do you define a "response"? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      What if I sent 500 valid emails a day?
      "Where is X button?"
      "Where is Y button?"
      "How do I send an email?"
      "How do I search for fish?"
      "How do I search for monkeys?"
      "How do I search for [X]?" ...

      Every single question is valid, and I could tie up a person for 10X as long as it took to write that email. What am I going to be charged with, being stupid? As a private citizen with no ties to any competitors, good luck trying to prove intent to damage.

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  22. Re: there is a TOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to agree to it when you sign up... If you don't agree you must not use the service. If you have reason to believe google is not upholding the terms stated then I'm sure they can reimburse you.

  23. Pirating again by twisteddk · · Score: 1

    Fine, then why should I not just go pirate the latest [insert name of big US recording star here] if I am only violating US law and I am not a US citizen ?

    We happen to live in a global world, Globalization is a fact that business will have to deal with. This includes American businesses aswell as Chinese, German and everyone else.

    Agreed, court orders, mandates etc. will be difficult to enforce across national borders. that doesn't mean that a company doing business in a country wont comply with local laws there just the same. No one needs the aggravation of fighting legal battles, getting a bad reputation etc. Sometimes it's a lot easier to comply than to complain.

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    1. Re:Pirating again by Stormthirst · · Score: 2

      Fine, then why should I not just go pirate the latest [insert name of big US recording star here] if I am only violating US law and I am not a US citizen ?

      That's not a great argument because there are international copyright laws. You'd wouldn't breaking US law, you'd be breaking your local law.

    2. Re:Pirating again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a great argument because there are international copyright laws.

      That is not a great argument because it is factually wrong.
      There are a few international agreements that not everyone follows or have agreed to follow.

      The reason the analogy didn't fit is because Google actually have German presence. If they break German law they'd better avoid doing things like driving their cars through Germany or have local offices.

    3. Re:Pirating again by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Fine, then why should I not just go pirate the latest [insert name of big US recording star here] if I am only violating US law and I am not a US citizen ?

      It depends on your local laws. If you're just violating US law, then go ahead; US law doesn't apply outside of US borders (even though the US government surely disagrees).

      However, if your country has some kind of treaty or reciprocal law in place, so that stuff that's copyrighted in the US also enjoys copyright protection in your own country, then you need to follow that law (the one in your own country) or else risk punishment. However, if your country has no such agreement, and US-copyrighted stuff has zero protection in your country, then you can do what you want. It doesn't matter if this is supposedly a "global world"; laws only apply to certain places, and differ from place to place. You only need to follow the laws in the place where you are now.

    4. Re:Pirating again by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      Just make sure you don't visit a country where you broke their laws.

      US might not be able to arrest you in your home country if there is no extradition treaty, but if you visit the US, you'll be arrested for breaking their laws.

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    5. Re:Pirating again by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Depends on the exact law, how much that country prosecutes "law-breaking" that occurs outside their borders (and of that particular law), and also if they have some way of even knowing that you in fact committed that "crime". Of course, it also depends on if this is criminal or civil law we're talking about.

      So copying a bunch of US-copyrighted stuff, while living in Russia (or some other place where presumably US copyright laws aren't valid) may potentially get you in trouble in the US (and I'm not really sure about that), but if the US border agents have no way of knowing that you made copies of 5 CDs or DVDs while you were in Russia, when what's the problem? However, if you're an American and hire a child prostitute while on vacation in Thailand and take a bunch of photos of it and bring them back with you on your cellphone, expect there to be a good chance that you might get caught and sent to prison (even though child prostitution is legal in Thailand, there's a specific law that forbids Americans from engaging in sex acts with them, even while outside American borders). Moreover, even if the border agents caught (somehow) both the Russian guy who copied 5 DVDs, and the American sex tourist, most likely they wouldn't give two shits about the Russian who just copied a handful of DVDs and wasn't engaged in some massive "piracy" operation, while they would most likely be very, very zealous about prosecuting someone who hired child prostitutes and then brought back child porn (the photos of the act) into the US with them.

      I'm not saying the US is a perfectly safe place for anyone to visit (just ask Dmitry Sklyarov), but you do need to be realistic about what the authorities will and will not waste their time on. Similarly, alcohol is illegal is Islamic countries, but I've never heard of any of them arresting foreigners for having consumed alcohol in their home countries, however if you're famous for writing books criticizing Islam or drawing cartoons denigrating the "prophet", expect some harsh treatment from them if you ever visit those countries.

  24. Google Germany Gmbh by andersh · · Score: 3, Informative

    Lest you forget Google is incorporated in almost every European country you can name.

    Google Germany GmbH
    ABC-Str. 19
    20354 Hamburg
    Deutschland

    Telefon: +49 40-80-81-79-000
    Fax: +49 40-4921-9194

    Google München
    Google Germany GmbH
    Dienerstraße 12
    80331 München
    Deutschland

    1. Re:Google Germany Gmbh by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Well, to contact Google in Germany, you could always just go to: http://www.google.de/contact/impressum.html

      E-Mail: support-de@google.com

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    2. Re:Google Germany Gmbh by uglyduckling · · Score: 2

      Yes... the problem is that they don't reply - or at least don't think they have an obligation to do so.

    3. Re:Google Germany Gmbh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to contact Google in Germany, you could always just go to: http://www.google.de/contact/impressum.html

      E-Mail: support-de@google.com

      Well that is exactly the point of the complaint.

      If you write to this address (support-de@google.com) you get an automatic reply which tells you that Google will not read or respond to your email.

    4. Re:Google Germany Gmbh by thaylin · · Score: 0

      So now thinking is a crime?

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    5. Re:Google Germany Gmbh by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      What?

    6. Re:Google Germany Gmbh by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Which part of the laws covers the reply? I would like a link to it.

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    7. Re:Google Germany Gmbh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait.
      >Telefon: +49 40-80-81-79-000
      >Fax: +49 40-4921-9194
      Isn't THAT a direct means of contact?

  25. Re:what ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But who is the customer here? I suspect it's not the people using all the free services, but rather the people paying money to Google to advertise on those services.

    Like broadcast radio - the customers aren't the people listening, it's the advertisers. (We can put the radio in a car if that helps anyone.)

  26. Consumers, not only customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EU consumer laws aren't just to protect direct customers, they're to protect consumers generally. And users of Google services most certainly consume them.

    Whether services are free or cost a penny or a million is completely irrelevant to the consumer laws. A company that provides services in Europe has a minimum statutory duty of customer care towards those who consume them.

    In USA, consumers seem to be totally happy to be treated however the company wishes (including poorly), and there don't appear to be strong consumer laws to protect them. Here on the other side of the pond, we find that quite lacking in social responsibility.

    1. Re:Consumers, not only customers by thaylin · · Score: 2

      This law does not "protect" anyone. BTW we have strong consumer laws, but they actually protect people, not just try to annoy corporations.

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    2. Re:Consumers, not only customers by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Wrong. In the US we, personally, take our business elsewhere if we, personally, don't like the service we get. We also mention the poor service to our circle of acquaintances and sometimes they agree with us and sometimes they don't. There are plenty of businesses I don't deal with because of various policies or level of service I've received. Maybe Europeans could try that out as well. The personal responsibility and choice thing.

  27. Can the same be applied to the German Government? by trout007 · · Score: 1

    I don't live in Germany but if it is at all like the US you won't get anything except a form email if you email your representative or Senator.

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  28. Get off your USA high chair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't the USA have any laws about foreign companies doing business there? And so it should! Every country makes sure that everyone doing business in their country does it according the same ground rules. This is to protect their customers so that a minimum set of guarantees and services can be counted on and also to avoid unfair competition from abroad that would otherwise have an unfair advantage.

    And don't give me the 'but it's free' crap. Google is doing business here. Want proof? Look at their financial results.

    1. Re:Get off your USA high chair by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Ahh so if I make money from x, but provide Y for free Y should be punished because I make X, great logic there buba Why does a free service have to have a minimum set of guarantees of service?

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    2. Re:Get off your USA high chair by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Because it's a service. The price doesn't matter.

    3. Re:Get off your USA high chair by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Price matters immensely. If I wanna do something for you for free, why do I have to adhere to a minimum level of service that is above the free service I am willing to offer. You know the service I provide, you are not paying for the service, so why do you get to dictate that it be more?

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  29. It seems reasonable but could be abused by Chrisq · · Score: 2

    Its possible that competitors will create tens of thousands of queries just to ensure that Google cannot meat the deadlines. A bit like when Microsoft was the top submitter of takedown notices to google but didn't remove the same content from bing.

    1. Re:It seems reasonable but could be abused by antdude · · Score: 1

      "Mmm, fresh meat."

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  30. Whine...I don't get it (sulk) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mommmyyy. I'm offering FREE services in Germany (and getting filthily rich in the process) and now I have to answer emails!!!!

    Please dady, I'm from the USA! I should'nt have to bother with all this!!!

    Isn't there some kind of law against this???

  31. Just once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see a website just say 'fuckit' and pull out of a country.

    The costs of doing business with your goverment is too high. We're sorry you can't use our FREE services.

    Customers are people who pay money. THEY have every right to contact google personally.
    Are we users customers? Hell no.
    I've never paid google a penny for anything. Ever.

    They take none of MY money. I am not a customer.

    customer
    [kuhs-tuh-mer]
    noun
    1.a person who purchases goods or services from another; buyer; patron.

    That's not me... i am a USER

    user
    1 [yoo-zer]
    noun
    1.a person or thing that uses.
    2.one who uses drugs, especially as an abuser or addict.
    3.Computers. a person who uses a computer.

    Yep. There i am. I am a user. i have paid no money for the service i am using. I am not also a customer of that service.
    They can cut me lose, block me off, do anything they want at any time and i have NO say in it since i have never paid them money and they don't owe me jack shit.

    Fuck germany... We havent said that this century yet... It's getting about time.

  32. Re:what ? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

    I wonder if their laws dictate how good the response is?

    Imagine Google created a simple AI that answered all questions in email. Would they be happy with that?

    Or what if they assigned 2 people to handle all email responses in the country?

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  33. Re:Can the same be applied to the German Governmen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't speak for Germany, but in the UK when ever I've contacted my MP (Minister of Parliment) I've received a personalised response. Via email. I wouldn't expect or accpet anything less.

    My MP works for me.

    If yours don't work for you, fire them.

    I'll send matches if you want.

  34. Re:Can the same be applied to the German Governmen by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    I don't live in Germany

    In Germany, you get a personal email from Oberhauptstabswebelausbilder Hakan Schulz, saying:

    "Du kommst hier nicht rein!"

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  35. How do you define a human DDOS attack then? by Su27K · · Score: 1

    An obvious workaround is to launch the attack from another country, but that's the easy way out. What does the law say about the number of emails I can send per day? 10? 100? I can click Send button all day, what do you do then? What if I ask my friends to do the same?

    And damages? What damages? I thought the law requires the company to answer each of my individual emails, how can I damage the company by asking it to do something the law requires them to do?

  36. Easy fix for free or cheap service; paid support. by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    Works for RHEL, Easyjet...

    "Want a personalised answer to your email; sure, that's $50, or just upgrade to our 'business' option for only $25 per user, per year".

    I suppose the counter-arguement could go that google's services are not really "free" for their consumers, since they are already 'paying' by viewing ads and supplying their personal data.

  37. Re:what ? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

    "But does the law require the use of any specific technological method?" Yes. UK law, which is based on EU law, states "The email address of the service provider must be given. It is not sufficient to include a 'contact us' form without also providing an email address."

  38. Re:what ? by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

    But does the law require the use of any specific technological method?

    It doesn't.
    It is already established that email is sufficient. It is *not* established, that web forms are sufficient. The vzbv argues that they are not. If Google disagrees, this will go to court to see who's right.

  39. F Germany and the EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want service for a free service? Pay for it.

  40. Automate it by biodata · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing Google could use AI to generate automated email responses to users' queries.

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  41. Google is Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is Evil, simple as that. I tried to set up an account to get paid for some of my YouTube videos... had no idea that it was even an option until I got an invite from Google. Some of my home videos had gone semi-viral. Nothing huge, nothing intended, but the internet is a weird place.

    So, I enter the information needed to do so. I get told I already have an account with the same personal information. My first though is "am I the victim of identity theft?" If I am, I certainly have the right to find out. Lemme go find how I get more information. Help files are out of date. Contact info for the service is non-existent. General emails to Google go unanswered.

    But hey, I should just trust Google right? They do no evil and would NEVER allow anyone else to use my identity. Now the fact of the matter is it is most likely some programming glitch on their end, but why don't I have the right to find out if someone else is using my identity with them? Google just wants to save a buck (or a billion) by not providing a human you can talk to. But from my perspective it is just Evil.

  42. Re:what ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if their laws dictate how good the response is?

    Imagine Google created a simple AI that answered all questions in email. Would they be happy with that?

    I guess that is fine as long as the response from the AI is as legally binding as a response from a regular employee and as long as it can provide the information that German law requires upon request.

  43. Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see, Google has around 1.5 billion users and about 50,000 employees. Let's assume that every user sends an e-mail, on average, once per month. Most will send much less than that, of course, but some will send much more. That's 1000 e-mails per employee per day.

    This is a great idea if you want Google to cease all product development.

  44. Re: there is a TOS by moronoxyd · · Score: 1

    Well, when I use Goggle Search I do not sign up, I am not presented with any ToS, I just enter my search words and off I go.

    Now, there is of cause something like implied consent.
    In the US, as far as I know that basically means that you agree to the ToS that Google publishes somewhere.
    In Germany (and most of the EU, I guess) there are limits on what rights I can waive with such implied consent. There are even limits on what rights I may not waive explicitly.

    So your argument is on shaky ground over here.

  45. So charge for support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can contact Microsoft directly. I'm not picking on them specifically, just that I have first hand experience with this. First question when you reach a live person is "What is your credit card number?" Much as that irked me at the time, if the price is reasonable, it isn't a completely outlandish way to do things.

    And I keep reading these comments about providing privacy information and that reading the ads is an in kind payment for the service. I'm afraid it's a free service. Nobody makes you use the service and they certainly don't make you read the ads. There is no requirement for a minimum of click throughs every month. I use a plug-in on chrome that blocks ads from displaying. I used another, Google provided, plug-in to opt out from advertising tracking with doubleclick.net. If users (and no I'm not American, but I do recognize the difference between a user and a customer) don't trust Google and can't be bothered to look at the profile of collected info that Google provides....um, don't use the free service?

  46. Re:what ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, the law does require this. In paragraph 5 of the Telemediengesetz (law about non-local media) the following is stated.

    (1) whoever provides commercial [which courts tend to see *very* broad, one ad can suffice!] services online have to provide the following information easily and always available :
    - how to contact fast, immediate and electronically, including the address for electronic mail

    (plus a dozen other provisions, including name and address)

    So having chat, online forms, whatever is OK, but you *need* to give an email address, and this address *has* *not* to just say "RTFM"

  47. German industry lobby by stenvar · · Score: 1

    Germany industry hates that Google offers free services. If this stands, if Google is required to provide free support for German users of their free services, they would basically have to stop offering the service, which would be great from the point of view of German companies, and bad for German consumers, who end up being back in the arms of their overpriced monopolistic German overlords.

    1. Re:German industry lobby by citizenr · · Score: 1

      Yes. Germany also hates Valve because they are jealous. It has nothing to do with consumer rights.
      http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/02/01/valve-sued-by-german-consumer-group-because-steam-users-cant-resell-games/

      Those silly socialist Germans with their free health care and consumer rights.

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    2. Re:German industry lobby by stenvar · · Score: 1

      Those silly socialist Germans with their free health care and consumer rights.

      Germany doesn't have "free health care", it has mandatory, regulated private insurance. And you have no idea how royally screwed German consumers are; a non-profit suing Google and Valve doesn't change that.

    3. Re:German industry lobby by citizenr · · Score: 1

      Yeah sorry, I was thinking universal healthcare

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  48. Free by phorm · · Score: 1

    Not everyone uses the free (cash-wise) services, and beyond that one can pay with more than just money.

    If google were totally 100% "free", I don't think they'd be a multi-billion-dollar enterprise.

  49. Bad support or no support at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if companies are required to provide users with access to user service there are so many companies that would be better off with no service at all as they either outsourced it to some other company with absolutely no clue what they are doing or their own support being just bad. Waiting to some silly tunes for 90 minutes is worse than nothing. So if you use Google accept that you don't get service or don't use it. What's the problem. If there's a problem with your service google for it :)

  50. What about small websites? by detain · · Score: 1

    This is all well and good for google, they have the financial means to provide some support; but what about the millions of other small websites out there ran by people without the time or money to support their site or communicate with the users. If I put up a simple tool online to use for myself and it became popular, would I legally be required to communicate with the random people coming to my site in Germany? Id sooner shut some of the sites down than be legally required to provide some level of support or communications.

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    1. Re:What about small websites? by henni16 · · Score: 1

      You don't have to provide support that way.
      It's more about being able to contact the operator of a website.
      Google's problem isn't so much that they say "We don't provide end-user support via this email address", it's that they flat-out state "emails to this address won't be read".

      It's like companies being required by law to have a valid postal address and Google is using a running paper shredder as its mailbox.

  51. This is NOT about customer service by henni16 · · Score: 2

    If you provide a webservice - especially a commercial one - you are required to prominently display valid identity and contact information, including ways that provide quick and immediate ways to communicate with you (the laws especially mentions/requires "electronic post" ).

    The background of that German law isn't really about forcing companies to provide customer service (besides making it clear who your business partner is - you have to be able to get hold of whoever is behind a website in case you pay them and they don't deliver).
    You have to think about it more in terms of DMCA/cease&desist/law enforcement and it might make more sense to Americans:

    "Oh, that DMCA complaint about some user using our service to provide a Super Bowl livestream? That went to our post box on the Bahamas. Three weeks later when it arrived at the main office and out internal mail processing had delivered it to our tech department, they immediately took down the stream."

  52. Re: there is a TOS by Lundse · · Score: 1

    If I have not somehow entered an agreement with Google, giving them the right to use my private information anyway, then yeah - they should not be forced to answer me by mail. They should be forced to compensate me in court. But if me and Google are in some relationship exchanging 21st century goods like "search" and "private data", then they should be forced to aknowledge and respond to me if there are issues with said relationship, and especially if they are not upholding their end.

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  53. Thinking, or not thinking by andersh · · Score: 1

    Yes, ignorance of the law is no excuse. German law requires you to respond to queries from consumers, thinking you do not have to is failure to abide. Citizens and commercial entities have a duty to actively look up, understand and abide by local laws [in most countries that I know of].

    We have already established that German law does not require there to be a payment involved to become a consumer of said services. Google provides a [free] service, consumers therefore have rights.

  54. Re:Can the same be applied to the German Governmen by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    I've had various level of success. If it was personal, like when my uncle was having no luck getting Social Security disability for his cancer treatment (it was bad enough he couldn't work at all, but he still had a chance of recovery), I got personalized messages back from the offices. I don't know which one pushed it through, but suddenly he got his aid the next month. Now if it's an email about some political issue, yep, form email.

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