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Interview: Ask John McAfee What You Will

John McAfee was best known as a software designer and founder of the computer anti-virus company McAfee Associates until his saga in Belize began. McAfee's works on producing natural antibiotics commercially in Belize was quickly overshadowed by police raids, murder allegations, and a month of evading Belizean authorities while maintaining his innocence. He was eventually captured and deported back to the United States in December 2012 without being charged with any crime. "Boston George" Jung (a man who has lived quite an unusual life himself) has been tapped to write McAfee's biography titled, No Domain. Now that things have mostly settled down, John has agreed to answer your questions. As usual, ask as many as you'd like, but please, one per post.

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  1. why run by fazey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why did you run if you had nothing to hide?

    1. Re:why run by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Where is Sam? I understand that she risked a lot, and can be credited largely with saving your life. What happened to her when you surrendered to authorities, and what are the current efforts being made to secure her safety? What are the prospects for allowing her legal immigration status to the United States? When is she in her own reality series on cable?

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    2. Re:why run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why not ask why you post host file spam?

    3. Re: why run by FuzzNugget · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Are you fucking kidding me? Who wouldn't run when faced against the thuggery of modern law enforcement? Running has *nothing* to do with guilt or innocence, and everything to do with an extreme and quite rational aversion to being ensnared and railroaded into a ruinous legal situation.

    4. Re:why run by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Everyone has things to hide and you often can't trust the authorities to treat you fairly.

      A more interesting question might be: What is it like to realize that you can't trust the police and the justice system, and take the decision to go on the run?

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    5. Re: why run by fazey · · Score: 2

      I never said it did. I simply asked why.

    6. Re:why run by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Hi John,

      I understand that you set up a drug lab in your home and spent your time experimenting with the way that Bath Salts increased the enjoyment you got sleeping with young girls.

      What did you learn from your experience?

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    7. Re:why run by tortal · · Score: 1

      Why did you run if you had nothing to hide?

      have you been readin the vice report? did you follow this from the beginning? As other mentioned here, McAfee is far from being an ,in colloquial terms, "attention-whore" . Hide? Sure he was probably a "shaman" experimenting w/ different substances. But please rephrase yourself, rather than interrogate, if you actually now have an opportunity to do so.

  2. What Happened with Vice.com? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While you were moving around, Vice.com got to spend time with you. If memory serves me, it was later revealed that the image they uploaded with you had GPS data that you then claimed to be spoofed. Coincidentally the news styled documentary they were going to do with you never seemed to surface ... now that things have died down can you give more context to that whole situation?

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  3. How can you even move with your giant balls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Reading about your exploits, it is clear that you have giant, swinging balls.

    How were you able to evade the police while dragging around those giant, bean-bag sized balls?

    1. Re:How can you even move with your giant balls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He bounces on them like a hoppity hop

    2. Re:How can you even move with your giant balls? by MugenEJ8 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the worst pangs ever...

  4. McAfee Antivirus by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Doesn't it bother you that your name is being used to peddle one of the worst anti-virus products on the market? Often it comes pre-installed on computers as a 30 day trial (crapware), with dire warnings flashed up in the event that the user fails to pay (scareware). The performance hit it brings is huge. Would you advise anyone else to name their product/company after themselves in this way?

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    1. Re:McAfee Antivirus by captbob2002 · · Score: 2

      it may be a resource hog and really slow a machine down, but at least it misses most viruses and malware.

      Was so thrilled when our campus IT folks finally dumped McAfee.

    2. Re:McAfee Antivirus by Twinbee · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Personally, I'd rather have a real virus than install McAfee, but download.com and softpedia.com's users rate their stuff at 3 or 4 out of 5. Beats me, but could be the placebo effect, or maybe it's better than many of us think (not that that's saying much) ?

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    3. Re:McAfee Antivirus by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      I really don't have anything to add, but I would love to see the answer to this question.
      Although next time don't sugar coat your description of that piece of unmitigated shit.

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    4. Re:McAfee Antivirus by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Also the infection vector is just a little bit less bad than common malware. You have to be extra hawkeyed to spot all the checkboxes it might lurk beneath. It ranks just there with browser toolbars and monkey punchers.

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    5. Re:McAfee Antivirus by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Came to ask this.

      Also do you (McAfee) and Peter Norton argue about who's name is being dragged through worse piles of shit?

      Followup question: Are you contractually restrained from saying what you think about McAfee antivirus?

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    6. Re:McAfee Antivirus by jimmynwade · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you're at a state school in Ohio.

    7. Re:McAfee Antivirus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      AV Comparatives Real-World Protection Test

      Actually doesn't look too bad compared to the others. I'm sure that's much more Intel's doing than this batshit crazy anal bath salts guy.

    8. Re:McAfee Antivirus by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      McAfee antivirus was never particularly impressive from a technical point of view. McAfee's brightest moments in his career were when he basically took something known in other industries and applied to obvious places in computing.

      I don't even think the US patent office would call what he did non-trivial.

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    9. Re:McAfee Antivirus by Aryeh+Goretsky · · Score: 1

      Hello,

      I think you are being a bit unfair here. While Mr. McAfee's ideas may see commonplace now after twenty-five years of having anti-virus software, at the time he applied them, it was quite novel. Also, the programs that Mr. McAfee was responsible for in the DOS era (SENTRY, VIRUSCAN, CLEAN-UP, VSHIELD, etc.) were pretty much state-of-the-art at that time.

      Regards,

      Aryeh Goretsky


      At Thursday May 02, 2013 @07:16PM, BitZtream (692029) wrote:
      >
      > McAfee antivirus was never particularly impressive from a technical point of view. McAfee's brightest
      > moments in his career were when he basically took something known in other industries and applied
      > to obvious places in computing.
      >
      > I don't even think the US patent office would call what he did non-trivial.

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    10. Re:McAfee Antivirus by Xest · · Score: 1

      30 day trial? You should be so lucky. The last laptop I bought came with something pathetic like a 3, or 5 day trial. As if that's enough time to test it as a virus protection option anyway.

      Yes, it's gotten that bad.

  5. What would you do differently? by oic0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you had to relive the whole debacle, what would you do differently the second time around.

  6. Natural Antibotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How far along were the natural antibotics? were they still in animal testing or had they reached human testing?

  7. The GSU Raid and the Unnamed Politician by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Almost exactly one year ago your dog was killed (my sympathies), your passport was confiscated and your house searched by a Gang Suppression Unit (GSU) while you lived in Belize. Why not publicly name names and provide as much detailed evidence as possible to reveal this horrible corruption and abuse of something that is supposed to stop crime? Who was it that tried to extort political money from you? Is there anyway to verify?

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  8. What was the problem? by lazylion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I understand correctly, this whole episode began because a local politician visited you in your home and he had the expectation (for whatever reason) that you would pay him USD $30,000 as some kind of protection money for his campaign and your expectation was that politicians are supposed to work for people and not the other way around. Is this a reasonable characterization? If so, how do you think such a large missmatch in expectations came about? Do you think you were overly naive? Or is the political environment in Belize changing? I can easily believe that this might be the normal expected way that people do business down there based on other things I've heard, but I really have no idea. Now that you've had time to reflect, what would you say was responsible for the conflict in the first place?

  9. what's your favorite current drug? by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've been quoted as partial to freebase MDPV:

    I'm a huge fan of MDPV. Not the white hydrochloride - it's inconceivable that anyone on the planet would willingly put that into their bodies -- I'm talking the freebase form. I think many of you that don't bother to freebase it yourself have at least tasted the freebase version when it was widely available as "tan mdpv". I think it's the finest drug evere conceived, not just for the indescribable hypersexuality, but also for the smooth euphoria and mild comedown.

    Do you still stick to this opinion? Are you sure it's the finest drug ever conceived? If you're unwavering in that view, what would you rank as the second or third drugs in the chemical hall of fame?

  10. What's it like? by pseudofrog · · Score: 1, Troll

    What does it feel like to kill a man?

    1. Re:What's it like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a topic Esmeralda Villalobos is very interested in.

  11. A/V part of the problem? by girlintraining · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There are a lot of other ways to protect a system from malware than signature scanning. In fact, I would go as far as to say this technology is outmodded. With the considerable resources available to your company, why aren't you guys developing whitelists to validate executable code on a workstation and building a trusted computing platform so only executable code which has been verified can be executed?

    Vendors such as Microsoft, Adobe, etc., do release many versions of their software, but these versions can all be verified, byte by byte, on the day of release. Malware, of course, has to be found first, and then a signature developed. As your target market is primarily corporate users, for which software doesn't get updated as often and is already audited and catalogued, why does your company continue to avoid embracing such technology?

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    1. Re:A/V part of the problem? by girlintraining · · Score: 1, Troll

      Its not his company any more Einstein.

      Tripwire was created in the 80s, when it was. And the company still has his name on the door... he's involved, even if he isn't the owner anymore, Einstein. But apparently, Slashdot wants to ask him potentially incriminating questions about his personal life instead of talking about the technology.

      You guys should be ashamed to call yourselves nerds. This is crap for People magazine, not a tech news site.

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    2. Re:A/V part of the problem? by liamevo · · Score: 1

      In what world does a company continuing to use it's founders name which has substantial investment in that brand, mean the founder is still involved with the company?

    3. Re:A/V part of the problem? by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      In what world does a company continuing to use it's founders name which has substantial investment in that brand, mean the founder is still involved with the company?

      Does Bill Gates still have influence at Microsoft? Yeah, it usually does, actually.

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    4. Re:A/V part of the problem? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      He has had no involvement in the company in years. McAfee was bought out by intel. Intel wants nothing to do with someone who in his prime wasn't particularly impressive, and is 30 years past his prime and rants and raves like a 17 year old emo hopped up on coke and ecstasy.

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    5. Re:A/V part of the problem? by flandre · · Score: 1

      or bath salts

    6. Re:A/V part of the problem? by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

      In what world does a company continuing to use it's founders name which has substantial investment in that brand, mean the founder is still involved with the company?

      In Australia, Dick Smith, the electronics company (much like Tandy) is still named after the founder. He sold the company to Woolworths in 1982, and re-sold to Anchorage Capital Partners last year.

      They don't go after the electronics hobbyists much anymore, but more the general public now - so many things have been dumbed down.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Smith_(entrepreneur) has nothing to do with the stores now, apart from his good name which still holds a lot of power

      (Slashdot, please can you add a login button the the editing page when you submit a comment)

    7. Re:A/V part of the problem? by NateTech · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never been to an Intel inside investor party. LOL!

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  12. Did you kill the guy? by fredrated · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did you?

  13. Bath Salts by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do you still believe in the wonders of the drugs known as "bath salts" which you wrote so many glowing reviews about?

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    1. Re:Bath Salts by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      ...and what do they taste like?

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    2. Re:Bath Salts by dantotheman · · Score: 1

      salty...

    3. Re:Bath Salts by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      the salts, or people's faces?

  14. Um, no by EmagGeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am not interested the least in what John McAfee has to say about anything, nor reading what will ultimately be spun into a John McAfee publicity puff piece by the Dice Masters.

    1. Re:Um, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No one cares about what you put on your pancakes, son.

  15. Why George Jung? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Boston George" Jung (a man who has lived quite an unusual life himself) has been tapped to write McAfee's biography titled, No Domain.

    I don't get it. Jung is a convicted drug smuggler. You have had no such charges ever filed against you (to my knowledge) by the United States so, if nothing more than a publicity stunt, why did you pick him to write your biography? If you feel you are wrongly accused, I can understand why you would pick someone wrongly accused to write your biography -- they can relate. But George Jung was certainly a key part of Pablo Escobar's deadly and pervasive criminal organization. You are (again, to my knowledge) far from that so why bait the readers with that author as a link? I have had very little associations with you and illegal drug activity but now I think you view yourself as a modern George Jung, am I wrong in making this assumption?

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    1. Re:Why George Jung? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      George Jung is not a moonshiner just trying to sell a few bottles of white lightning to his neighbors. He was a facilitator in the largest drug operation of its time.

      Slightly different levels.

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  16. Did you learn your lesson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did you learn your lesson, that playing Breaking Bad's "Heisenberg" in real life doesn't work out so well?

    Or, are you going to continue making drugs and playing with drug lords?

  17. German tourist disguise by coldsalmon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you really evade the police by dressing up in a speedo and screaming at people in German, as you describe here: http://www.whoismcafee.com/watchfulness/

  18. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Asking him the latest slashtod poll, "How often do friends/family call you for tech support?"

  19. Computer Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are your thoughts on using a HOSTS file to help minimize your exposure to computer malware and protect your system? This seems to be a topic of HUGE debate here at SlashDot. Here's hoping an expert can chime in for once!

    Thanks, and, Bob Bless

    1. Re:Computer Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Will you shut up please before that annoying bastard shows up again?

    2. Re:Computer Security by tepples · · Score: 1

      Before this becomes a big APK bitchfest, I'm trying to summarize arguments for and against hostname-based DNS filtering scoped to a single machine on this page.

    3. Re:Computer Security by tepples · · Score: 1

      Mostly any arguments I missed, or other people's tools that are useful for managing hosts files.

  20. We all want to know by Rix · · Score: 1

    What exactly were you smoking?

  21. Have you ever told us by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Have you ever told us the definition of insanity?

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    1. Re:Have you ever told us by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Damn, meant to post as AC...I can't help myself -_-

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  22. Whats better, two 18 years old... by zo2004 · · Score: 2

    or one 36 years old? Any other combinations you would recommend? Screw software, tell us some fun stories.. :)

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    1. Re:Whats better, two 18 years old... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      I'd advise against four 9 year olds.

  23. On Hezbollah, Zetas and MDPV by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ars Technica ran an inditing article on your sanity in which you made statements on the virtues of MDPV (bath salts), having three informants in the Zeta Cartel and also informants in Nicaragua that had made contact with Hezbollah's camp. To put my question succinctly: what the hell, man? Where have your James "Psychonaut" Bond travels taken you to recently?

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  24. As a microbiologist... by acidfast7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm very interested in hearing about the natural antibiotics. Can you please describe some general background about how you became interested in the project and what happened to the project?

  25. what do you think? by duhjim · · Score: 1

    "Time is a number
    gone to HELL,
    and all of nature
    its flesh in ruins."

  26. Re:Can you help score me some LSD? by gravious · · Score: 1

    Uh, don't you mean draw a line? Crossing that line is a whole other ball game if you'll allow me to wantonly mix metaphors. Other than that, you have my blessing, and I'll keep you in my prayers.

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  27. To insult you properly by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it pronounced MAC-a-fee or Muh-CAF-ee?

    1. Re:To insult you properly by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Oh ya, that's pretty fucking costly when you factor in all the servers it eats.

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    2. Re:To insult you properly by Aryeh+Goretsky · · Score: 1

      Hello,

      It is pronounced "MACK-uh-FEE."

      Regards,

      Aryeh Goretsky

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  28. what are the chances by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    I hate to be this direct to someone who was kind enough to answer the Slashdot questions, but this question is surely what everyone is thinking:

    What are the chances the drugs and mushrooms have messed up your mind so much that now you can't distinguish reality from fantasy?

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    1. Re:what are the chances by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Zero, but the answer WOULD be entertaining, and that's what I'm here for.

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  29. McAfeeFS by WaffleMonster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you ever considered writing your own filesystem? If so what features would it have?

  30. What about tech? Another startup in Santa Clara? by MrRayliu · · Score: 1

    Macafee is such a powerful brand. Just marketing alone should worth millions if not billion. Do you visit the valley? Ray Liu King Star

  31. Re:Sex with under aiged girls by kthreadd · · Score: 1

    Maybe says something about the american standards.

  32. Re:How can I avoid getting McAfee AV with Java? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

    That's an easy one. Don't install Java.

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  33. Don't you feel you should stand trial for murder? by aarghj · · Score: 1

    After shooting a neighbor with whom you had repeated documented disagreements, don't you think you should stand trial and be judged?

  34. Why Portland? by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1

    Why did you decide to camp out in Portland, Oregon for 18 months? What was it about Portland that brought you there?

  35. Do you still write code? by sosume · · Score: 2

    Do you still write code, perhaps for fun?

  36. McAfee? Phthth, Not Interested by Toad-san · · Score: 1

    Back in The Day the name McAfee was significant and even important: the first (maybe, haven't looked it up) and certainly the most effective anti-virus product (and free!) when those sorts of problems first began.

    Since then, he's just another rich guy who now has managed to get into serious trouble. Not interested, got problems of my own. Which don't involve being suspected of shooting my neighbor or evading local police, thanka verra much.

  37. Liar.. by RandyKiessig · · Score: 1

    Do you think people really buy your bullshit?

  38. Question for John McAffee by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How widespread is it for companies to actually be the creators of the virusses just to create fear/demand for their antivirus products? ( By creating a virus, I mean everything from naming of non-existent virusses right through to actually developing real virusses).

    1. Re:Question for John McAffee by yanyan · · Score: 1

      This. Fucking this.

  39. Oh good lord by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    Slashdot interviewing MacAfee? Somebody call the U.S. Strategic Paranoia Reserve, we're going to have to tap into it.

  40. Asylum by starworks5 · · Score: 1

    Do you know of any place I can have asylum in portland for 2-3 weeks? i have some money to pay, but the vacancies around here are low.

    1. Re:Asylum by starworks5 · · Score: 1

      i need help very badly, as i have chrons.

  41. Re:Sex with under aiged girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is a pedofile a tool for scraping the callouses off one's feet?

  42. I may be an AC but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think I speak for all of us when I say WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, SLASHDOT?

  43. Just curious by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    When you're choking a hooker who is high on bath salts, does she get scared?

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  44. what a field-day for the heat by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    That Eugene Kaspersky fellow, is he nuts?

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  45. Belize Home by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

    I've been by your vacation home in Belize. It's still for sale, do the proceeds go to you if/when it sells, or does the gov't get it?

    If the gov't gets it, can you lower the pricetag so I can afford it please?

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  46. Location by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    What is your current location (at least 5 decimal precision)? Thanks!

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  47. Re:How can I avoid getting McAfee AV with Java? by tepples · · Score: 1

    How should one play Minecraft without Java? Or do you recommend giving up Minecraft as well?

  48. Girlfriends by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2

    Is having two simultaneous girlfriends as awesome as it sounds?

  49. Hezbollah Ricin Terrorist Attacks by SpaceManFlip · · Score: 1
    You claimed in a roundabout fashion that the Mexican Drug Cartels are assisting Hezbollah terrorists to make their way into the USA with a bunch of deadly poison, possibly tons of ricin. If this is true and not another distraction technique, then what are they planning to do with all that nasty shit? Are they planning bio-attacks on US citizens? If they are planning attacks with ricin in the USA, why do you not tell more people and get the word out to save lives?

    If anyone out there reading this is in possession of knowledge of any impending poison attacks and does nothing to alert people to stop it, they are in effect assisting the attacks, so you should share any knowledge of such dangers with the public. Lack of information-sharing is a key point of failure in the lead-up to every terrorist attack this century, it seems like. Let's use the Internet to stop the terrorist attacks.

  50. Re:How can I avoid getting McAfee AV with Java? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    If Minecraft is something you refuse to live without, then maybe people like you can lobby the vendor for a version that doesn't use Java. But, take it from a person who has never played Minecraft: you can live without it.

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  51. Cost by tepples · · Score: 1

    why aren't you guys developing whitelists to validate executable code on a workstation

    Because it wouldn't scale. How much should it cost for a hobbyist developer of applications that are useful and harmless to gain access to such a workstation?

    1. Re:Cost by ron_ivi · · Score: 1

      whitelists

      Because it wouldn't scale.

      Isn't that basically what the signed apt-get repositories are?

      By accepting a signing key, you're signing up for their whitelist.

  52. MAC-a-fee by tepples · · Score: 1

    Comcast pronounced it MAC-a-fee in commercials for high-speed Internet service.

  53. McAfee'd by easyTree · · Score: 1

    There's a phrase around the office "His machine's being McAfee'd". This cpu-sucking bloatware is forced upon us from on high where the air is too thin to reason well.

    Q) Will you please make it stop? :o)

  54. Re:How can I avoid getting McAfee AV with Java? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That isn't living, that's surviving.

  55. Re:Can you help score me some LSD? by jrumney · · Score: 1

    I think the OP meant "do a line", given the content of the post.

  56. Where do you get your drugs? by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

    That's some mighty fine stuff, whatever it is

  57. Coming soon on Slashdot: by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

    Hans Reiser's relationship tips!

  58. How many hookers you kill? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    More than 5?

  59. Hilarious by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    It's going to be hilarious to see which "highly moderated" questions the editors pick. I read maybe two or three that wouldn't send McAfee (further) off the deep end.

  60. Status of your *real* biopharmaceutical research? by Aryeh+Goretsky · · Score: 1

    Hello Mr. McAfee,

    Before you were forced to leave Belize, you were in the process of researching topical antibiotic creams. How far along was that research? Had you found any promising compounds, ready to go to trials, etc., or was still more towards the basic research end of things?

    As a follow-up question, if you are able to return to Belize, will you continue this avenue of research?

    I know this is kind of a two-part question, but I am hoping you'll still be able to answer.

    Regards,

    Aryeh Goretsky

    P.S. I do not know if you remember me, but I used to work for McAfee Associates back when you first started the company. I used to come to your house and sit at the kitchen table to do tech support over the phone. Later, I went to Colorado to work at your instant messaging company.

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    Dexter is a good dog.
  61. Can we stop listening to this? by speedplane · · Score: 2

    What do we have to do to stop listening to stories about you? If we paid you a million would you leave the public alone? A billion? Please!

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    Fast Federal Court and I.T.C. updates
  62. How is your funding doing? by Yoik · · Score: 1

    I'm sure you were fine when this started, but all this action sounds expensive. Can we expect you to be monetizing this great story, or can you afford to be picky about how it is treated?

  63. Widespread Psychopathy vs Creativity? by YaddaMinski · · Score: 1

    John, have you speculated on why Psychopathy is so widespread today and why psychos are so controlling of creativity? Creative persons can spot a psycho a mile away so I would think psychos would not confront the creative types. -- Yadda

  64. Add our key to see dancing bunnies by tepples · · Score: 1

    By accepting a signing key, you're signing up for their whitelist.

    Which brings back the dancing bunnies problem. The user sees "Add our PPA to see dancing bunnies", the user gets the home PC's administrator to do so, and the system is compromised. Or the user is a software developer, but he's tired of having to retype his code signing key's passphrase every single time he rebuilds his project, so he takes the passphrase off the key. Now any malware can sign itself as the user.