Steve Ballmer Replaces Don Mattrick As Xbox One Chief
Edsj writes "While Don Mattrick leaves Microsoft to work at Zynga, Steve Ballmer announces that, from now on, he will be directly in charge of the Xbox One division as quoted: 'Don's directs will report to me and will continue to drive the day-to-day business as a team, particularly focused on shipping Xbox One this holiday.'"
There goes the xbox.
... where everytime I push any button on the controller... ... Ballmer jumps up on stage and says "GAMERS".... .... press it n number of times...
and he goes...
'GAMERS GAMERS GAMERS GAMERS GAMERS .....
Capricorn One !!
...somewhere, the Sony executives just let out a chuckle.
Meow
Makes my recent comment look kind of funny...
A major reorg of MS is imminent, hence Ballmer doesn't want to reveal the real head yet and asked them to report to him for the time being. Tired of Slashdot's misleading and biased headlines and summary.
This space for rent.
He's gonna f**k up the Xbox as he has with everything else!!!
What little chance it had left it has now lost, tell us Steve, how much more boxy are you going to make it, how many more user hostile features are you going to add, what useful features can be stripped out and replaced by junk. By the time it launches it will be able to search for your keys in 30 different languages, tell you are about to have a heart attack, that you are due for a prostate check and that you have 50 new marketing emails from facebook. The one thing it won't be able to do is play games.
He's a moron. He doesn't understand the business AT ALL. Plus, he's obnoxious as hell.
Ballmer really does have a lust for power.
Looking forward to the E3 2014 !
Look out for flying chairs!
The world is invaded by aliens, the country is in shambles...
There's only one weapon that can save you now: the might CHAIR
Throw chairs at your enemies and defend your planet. Customize and purchase new chairs: from the basic metal folding chair to the antique wingback
Coming to a store near you in 2014
What are the chances that the NSA has a backdoor in a closed source, closed standard box that always online on the net, has a Kinect camera on the TV that watches you all the time, and is from a company whose Skype product has been revealed to be an NSA intercept trap? (See the 'Chess leak') and whose Window product contains an NSA key.
I think its pretty likely. It will be very ironic that an Orwell Telescreen will play XBox games:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telescreen
"Telescreens are most prominently featured in George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty-Four as well as all film adoptions of the novel... as a member of the Inner Party, can turn off his telescreen (although etiquette dictates only for half an hour at a time). It is possible that this claim was false and the screen still functioned as a listening surveillance device, as after Winston and Julia are taken into the Ministry of Love, their recorded audio conversation with the telescreen "off" is played back to Winston. The screens are monitored by the Thought Police."
eh, steve just wanted to get developers, developers, developers, developers,
Joe replaced Bob as the manager at the local frozen yogurt stand.
There's still going to be tons of people who buy the new Xbone ... but for many of us, even the one-time mandatory sign up with Microsoft is too much.
Sorry Microsoft, but I'm not gonna buy it.
Fuck you.
Steve Ballmer Replaces Dot Matrix As Xbox One Chief"?
I was vary confused for a bit...
Steven Sinofsky, the moron responsible for Windows 8, left Microsoft a very short while after releasing Windows 8. We have a quite similar scenario here, save for the quit happening a bit earlier, but still after shit hit the fan.
The subject line pretty much says it all. The only real question here is, how long will it take him to well-and-truly trash the XBox division, such that it's no longer recoverable?
Did anybody else read the headline and summary, then check the date? And/or the source to see if it's an Onion article?
How bad is it at Microsoft if one willingly leaves to work at Zynga?
It should be eXboss
I know, I know it's old but I'm still hoping for a good chair throwing game!
Imagine a nuclear submarine. You have a power plant with a seemingly limitless supply of fuel compared to conventional designs, which grants you the ability to operate at high speed underwater for long periods of time with only occasional needs to surface for air. However, it only works because you have a thick layer of shielding that protects the crew from direct exposure to the power source. Now consider the kind of energy Ballmer radiates. Technically, he is in slow decline, but he has a half life of about 20 years. A division president would have acted the shielding between Ballmerizing radiation and the crew. Without that shield, how long will the crew survive?
Is that once you've reached the upper echelons of management in any major corporation you have job security for the rest of your life. There seems to be no fuck-up too big, no verbal slip too ridiculous, to relegate you to indefinite unemployment. On the contrary demonstrated incompetence appears to have no bearing on future job prospects. It's more like a game of musical chairs chairs chairs...
"CHAIR!"
Believe it or not, I actually think this is better.
Let's be honest here, the reveal and everything since has been a fiasco. Mattrick was the guy in charge, and he blew it in "they'll teach this in business schools" fashion. They made a lot of mistakes with the Xbox One, Sony took their lunch money, and pre-orders have been disappointing.
Ballmer can't really do worse, though I don't expect he'll do a ton better. So much damage has already been done to the brand name that trying to sell it as the most expensive system on the market isn't going to fly. People don't hear the name "Xbox One" and think "worth a premium price". They hear it and think "that's the thing my friends on Facebook said sucked, why would I pay more for that?"
Ballmer might also be open to the drastic step necessary to right the ship - make a version without the Kinect and charge $100 less for it. Pricing problem solved, and early adopter core gamers don't give a rats ass about Kinect anyway.
-- "So they told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated." - Bill Gates
glad my Sony Playstation still works good, with Monkeyboy Ballmer at the wheel XBox is sure to blunder, it was Ballmer that was in charge of WinME and Vista and they both flopped just like XBox will again
Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
Come on, people. Not a single 'Assuming direct control...' joke? You shame me.
Yeah, I've got the warm 'n fuzzies now ...
" 1984 reflects a society that willingly wanted the conditions told in the book to occur."
Look behind you, TERRORIST! *I*, General Alexander, will save you, why only last week I saved you from 50 plots in 20 countries, so secret nobody but I know about them, even the Legislative and Judicial branches of government don't even know...
"Get some reading comprehension skills, or more likely, go actually read the book rather than spouting shit like you've read it and know what its about."
I guess you won't be buying an XBox then? You with the superior intellect must realize that you'll have an always internet connected camera (actually the Kinect is a stereo camera) controlled by Microsoft, a corp, which has already tapped Skype in a similar way, is already mentioned in NSA leaks.
They chose to tap their Skype on a specious fear mongering claim. They'll tap the XBox Kinect camera too, because if you're a terrorist with Skype you could be a terrorist with an XBox aswell.
Could Steve Ballmer design an Xbox so big that even he couldn't throw it?
And sweat all over the room.
Bye bye microsoft.
Seems like when the Captain takes over for the fired manager of the engine room, that the Captain has given up his command of the mega-ship.
Microsoft seems headed toward a Titanic split where the board separates the company into individual smaller companies and, of course, all new CEOs of those new public companies.
of a product that looks like it might fail is always a good idea. That way there is a clear reason for failure when it occurs.
Like the inimitable Groucho Marx, I would never join a club that would have me as a member.
I envision an inversion of XBill, where Ballmer must throw chairs at Linuses trying to install Linux on networked machines.
I don't know why everyone is so down on Ballmer in this story. I think he's perfect. For years, Nintendo have made a ton of money off of a great big monkey. Now, Microsoft are finally competing on equal terms.
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
You know, instead of advertising geek.com all over this submission, you could have just linked directly to microsoft's webpage with the Ballmer letter.
NSA is desperate to close the Overton Window by using its TV sock puppets and astroturfers. Trying to shout away freedom.
" I implore you, go check out the comment sections on Yahoo, MSNBC, or Fox News"
At last count there were 15000 of them, each with maybe 10 ids using special software. Roman names seems to be popular, they tend to lack imagination. They're quite easy to spot.
We always win, they always lose, because turf falls apart in argument.
It is this one.
They traded an arrogant and pretentious dick for outdated potato head.
The problem still lies in the fact it is still Microsoft. Its still the same company that made windows 8 which is a shitball of an OS, its still the same company that makes inferior and poorly designed tablets/smart phones and its still the same company that did nothing but try and screw gamers with the xbox one only to turn around and copy sony at every turn.
No matter who the head boss is, its still the same company behind him.
"Don's directs will report to me and will continue to drive the day-to-day business as a team, particularly focused on shipping Xbox One this holiday.""
Dear Steve,
Theres been a terrible mistake. You are the new "Chief Xichang box associate, Dock 1," you know, for the Xichang factory in China. Dons still on for the "Chief Xbox One" roll, its just we need you down there to help with shipping this christmas. Sorry about the mixup.
Regards,
MSFT Board of Directors.
Good people go to bed earlier.
Ballmer taking over? that's just great!
Enemy Chair Inbound!
just what the world needs, another old grey fat billionnaire trying to figure out how to blast the monsters in front of a crowd, and lasting 10 seconds.
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
How so? I thought it was publishers, publishers, publishers. Microsoft confirmed that it allows only publishers of disc games to offer download games. Developers of download games have to go through an established disc game publisher in order to get their products onto Xbox Live Marketplace, and Microsoft Studios doesn't have a lot of slots open.
Now all of that bad PR will definitely turn around.
Consoles have the advantage of knowing exactly what make and model of GPU you're dealing with. For example, if you know what texture compression formats will be supported, you don't have to recompress textures at runtime or include textures compressed in all formats on the disc. Nor do you have to include three different implementations of every shader, one optimized for NVIDIA's strengths, one optimized for AMD's strengths, and one fallback for Intel. (Remember when AMD destroyed NV at Bitcoin mining?)
For one thing, a PC doesn't ship with a gamepad, and a mouse isn't ideal for every game genre. For another, PCs tend to be connected to far smaller monitors than consoles. Though you've been able to plug in four gamepads since 1999 when USB became popular, it's hard to fit four players' bodies around the 17" monitor in a typical laptop, and most gamers who own a PC don't think to run VGA, DVI, or HDMI out to the big HDTV in the living room. This encourages developers to design games under the assumption that four players means four gaming PCs and four copies of the game. Not all households with more than one gamer can afford this.
...a series of chair throwing games. Rumor has it that Mad Catz is looking into the design of a special controller with new partner IKEA.
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
Mobile will be the platform to be on once all iPod touch devices made before October 2012 are replaced with new ones. Not all game genres work well on a touch screen alone, especially games that involve making a character hop across platforms on a scrolling map rather than pointing and clicking on things. Apple has recognized this and will include game controller support in iOS 7, but iOS 7 won't run on the fourth-generation iPod touch, and the fifth-generation iPod touch didn't ship until the fourth quarter of last year.
Getting rid of the DRM was a good move on MS's part. Period. Consumers generally do not want DRM. The mindset is that once you've purchased something in-market, it's yours. End of discussion. The debacle was a learning experience, and if they aren't willing to listen to their customers, then the shareholders will stop listening with their wallets. It's amazing how money works, isn't it?
With MS pulling plugs on financially unviable products, like WindowsXP, they realize that there will always be diehard fans of a particular operating system or product. At this point in time, anyone with a torrent client and a burner can get a fully cracked copy of XP, no serials needed, bloatware stripped from the OS, hacked to shreds to maximize system performance and reduce system overhead. Microsoft doesn't even sell XP anymore. I still use XP, but I also have linux installed. If XP somehow shits itself, I can manually fix it through linux with a hex editor. Yeah, I'm that moron. The only reason I haven't switched to 7/8 is because neither of them have given me a really compelling reason to switch.
What's going to happen most likely, is that each division will be renamed in reflection of a particular market niche, and each new division will focus solely on the hardware of that product. With many of its services is the cloud, Windows 8+ will become the new unified environment for each platform. It won't matter which platform you use, you can still access all of your data from each different device.
Consider Zynga's business strategy is essentially:
1) Ripoff another companies's game
2) ???
3) PROFIT!!!
I can't see how Don't views on DRM will be widely embraced in a place that respects IP even less than your typical pirate. At least a pirate is usually just using personally, and not for financial gain!
Does that mean it will now detect chair throwing?
I've got better things to do tonight than die.
Not Dot Matrix, as I had initially read it.
"Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
XNA (which can be used by any .NET language, not just C#)
All .NET languages work in XNA on Windows, but not all .NET languages work in XNA on Xbox 360 because XNA on Xbox 360 uses a subset of called the .NET Compact Framework. According to this answer, the .NET Compact Framework lacks the libraries needed to run C++/CLI, and it also lacks the Reflection.Emit library needed to run DLR languages such as IronPython. Besides, any non-trivial C++ program ported from another platform will end up using unsafe features because the syntax for standard C++ differs from the syntax for the safe subset of C++/CLI (Wikipedia; MSDN), and XNA on Xbox 360 will not load an assembly that uses unsafe features.
I misread "Steve Ballmer replaces dot-matrix ..." :-)
Sony is hoping that Ballmer can do for the Xbox what he did to Microsoft... laughing all the way to the bank...
seeing which MS exec could throw an Xbone the furthest.