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The Golden Gate Barrage: New Ideas To Counter Sea Level Rise

waderoush writes "What do Google, Facebook, Yahoo, Oracle, LinkedIn, and Intuit have in common? They're just a few of the tech companies whose campuses alongside San Francisco Bay could be underwater by mid-century as sea levels rise. It's time for these organizations and other innovators to put some of their fabled brainpower into coming up with new ideas to counter the threat, Xconomy argues today. One idea: the Golden Gate Barrage, a massive system of dams, locks, and pumps located in the shadow of the iconic bridge. Taller than the Three Gorges Dam in China, it would be one of the largest and costliest projects in the history of civil engineering. But at least one Bay Area government official says might turn out to be the simplest way to save hundreds of square miles of land around the bay from inundation."

341 comments

  1. So... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Google, Facebook, Yahoo, Oracle, LinkedIn, and Intuit need to snap to it, then. If they started now they could get it in place in a few years, before the seas come rushing in. They've got the funds. Money, meet mouth.

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    1. Re:So... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sort of neutral about Google, but drowning those other three companies in salt water sounds like a net plus to me.

      Keep the heat on. Lets put a whole bunch more shrimp on the barbies! (They'll probably go extinct in a couple of decades anyway).

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    2. Re:So... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Three, four, so much for basic counting in the morning....

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    3. Re:So... by MiniMike · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought it was a statement that one of those other companies just couldn't be counted on.

    4. Re:So... by ThatsLoseNotLoose · · Score: 2

      Ooops. Commenting to undo my accidental "flamebait" moderation.

    5. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Our *three* weapons are fear, and surprise, ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope

    6. Re:So... by jythie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      With cash reserves like their's, they can just move instead. There is nothing special about the land they are using... the historical reason such projects made sense in the past was they were reclaiming farmable land, which is not quite as interchangeable as corporate parks.

    7. Re:So... by TheNastyInThePasty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This article is one of the dumbest things I have read in a long time. Not only is the dam system stupid but there's no way these companies would actually do this. It's so much cheaper and easier to just move to a new location.

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    8. Re:So... by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, of course. Even if for some reason the companys elected to stay, they'd naturally expect the government to build the structures using taxpayer money.

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    9. Re:So... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I would just move my offices to cruse ships.

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    10. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that none of those companies will be around in their current form in 2050-2100 anyway. Apple and Microsoft are old, but a lot of their peers are long gone.

    11. Re:So... by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ...or old oil tankers? :-)

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    12. Re:So... by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1
      Agree. China has built a huge very high speed rail network with the sort of money spaffed by Facebook on a picture sharing app.

      PS:

      With cash reserves like their's

      apostrophe not required.

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    13. Re:So... by jythie · · Score: 1

      Some day.. somehow.. I will actually manage to remember all the apostrophe rules.. ^_^

    14. Re:So... by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1

      Heh, I was beaten as a child, in the 60s, if I got it wrong. Throw enough shit at a blanket; some will stick :-)

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    15. Re:So... by TheNastyInThePasty · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Suddenly though the plot of Pacific Rim becomes a perfect metaphor for global warming. Our leaders pushing people to build giant dams to protects us from the monsters coming from the sea that are unleashed by a greedy class of beings that want only to strip our world of all its resources. None of the solutions actually working until the problem is attacked at its source.

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    16. Re:So... by gagol · · Score: 1

      Would it not be more profitable to relocate their HQ and collect damage money? What is the incentive?

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    17. Re:So... by Frobnicator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With cash reserves like their's, they can just move instead. There is nothing special about the land they are using... the historical reason such projects made sense in the past was they were reclaiming farmable land, which is not quite as interchangeable as corporate parks.

      It is not just San Francisco that is worried. Water levels won't just rise in that one city.

      Turns out people have already done research on who lives in low-lying coastal regions. About 10% of the global population will likely need to move. 2/3 of the world's largest cities would be swamped or submerged.

      The United States might lose only 5% of its land. Countries like India will lose half of their land. Some island nations will be completely uninhabitable.

      Even if sea walls cost quadrillions of dollars globally to delay the eventual flooding of the land, that is likely still cheaper than such a massive sudden loss of existing infrastructure. It is cheaper (for a few centuries, at least) to spend a few trillion dollars protecting major cities than it is to completely rebuild the cities elsewhere.

      Yes the people will need to eventually move through both a planned migration and normal population growth. Relocating 10% of the global population in just a few short decades is a much harder problem to solve, and a much more expensive proposition, than to build the massive walls around existing large cities.

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    18. Re:So... by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Would be profitable for them to move to a new location, i.e. somewhere outside US where they don't have to follow its secret legislation. Most of them have enough money to have their own country,

    19. Re:So... by Quasimodem · · Score: 2

      An advantage for living in Denver has finally become perceptible.

    20. Re:So... by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      Keep dreaming. Professional sports team owners could start setting aside a portion of their annual profits to pay for their own stadium upgrades every 20 years. They've got the funds... but it's cheaper to make the taxpayers pay for it. Too big to leave town and all that.

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    21. Re:So... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      that is likely still cheaper than such a massive sudden loss of existing infrastructure.

      It doesnt get much more sudden than "The sea walls have failed". This seems like tilting at windmills, and apparently the original report in 2007 said as much.

    22. Re:So... by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Its hard to know if youre jabbing at companies or not. Somewhere out there, someone actually thinks its appropriate to criticize a private business for not financing a boondoogle system of locks.

    23. Re:So... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Oh but it's so much easier to just adapt to global warming! Think how much it would cost to pay slightly more for cleaner sources of electricity and pay a bit more up front for an electric car that then only costs pocket change to fuel! You might as well condemn all those people to death right now!

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    24. Re:So... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I picked up on some of that vibe near the beginning of the movie where you find out that governments are underfunding and ignoring the problem. If it was intentional, it was a good way to make a point without being preachy.

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    25. Re:So... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      Maybe lash them all together with some smaller boats, forming some kind of large Raft...

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    26. Re:So... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except nimby's don't want it, and environmentalists throw a hissy fit over it. Chances of "cleaner energy" being built? Next to nil, as long as politicians listen to the crazy people. See: Ontario, California, and Maine as examples.

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    27. Re:So... by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Precisely.

      The "Climate Change" that threatens these companies is the economic climate of the former Golden State.

      At 3.25 inches per century (the current rate of sea level rise in California), by the time those campi have been inundated some tens of thousands of years from now, all of those companies will have either moved or gone under -- not from water, but by the flood of taxes and regulations in the Golden [Fleece] State.

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    28. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still waiting for you to realize that there were neither three nor four, but actually FIVE other companies in that list (in addition to Google).

    29. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't help but point out the irony between Pink Floyd's point of view (of walls) and the government's point of view (of creating jobs) and how the recklessness of it all eventually kills us, after it extended our pitiful lives.

      All in all it's all just bricks in the wall.

    30. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd accept losing Google as collateral damage.

    31. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of an idea from Kim Stanley Robinson's "60 Days and Counting".... it might be cheaper to build some huge solar farms to drive huge pumps to pump seawater into some more-or-less uninhabited inland basins, rather than letting a few tens of trillions of dollars of coastal infrastructure disappear.

    32. Re:So... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      If I'm understanding what you're saying, it's true that a government could argue that building prison camps creates jobs.

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    33. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually the cheapest option is to make a law stating climate change is a myth.

    34. Re:So... by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1

      Excellent synopsis, nicely argued.

      But where do you stand on "intelligent design" ?

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    35. Re:So... by killkillkill · · Score: 3, Funny

      You act as though the ground in San Francisco could sudden shift and tear the seawall apart.

    36. Re:So... by Notabadguy · · Score: 2

      Or, instead of trying to stop the earth from moving, consider the following:

      3% of earth's above-water landmass is covered in urban areas.
      Counting any part of the earth's surface that has any human or agricultural footprint, 43% of the earth's land surface is "inhabited."

      Instead of pouring national economy's resources into protecting a fraction of a fraction's percent of landmass, they could all just move somewhere else. 57% of the earth's land surface doesn't even have anyone on it to say otherwise.

      They wouldn't even have to move around the world. You could stick the entire population of California, let alone just the Bay area into Montana, invite the ocean to sweep in and wash away the grime of the west coast, and turn Vegas and Phoenix into new port cities.

    37. Re:So... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      and yet people still live in New Orleans...

    38. Re:So... by hoboroadie · · Score: 1

      It's hard to say where the water will be potable after a few decades of fracking, but as for now, there's still a bit of farming being done in the Sacramento-San Joaquin Valley. It won't be getting storm surges for a while, but most of the arable part is right down near sea level.

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    39. Re:So... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Three, four, so much for basic counting in the morning....

      Five, sir....

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    40. Re:So... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The article and all projections it mentions indicate an expectation that the sea will continue to rise and that such a system would only delay things. History tends to indicate that to be a wise expectation. Things do not last forever, and a complicated system of locks doesnt become easier or cheaper to repair as the water rises.

    41. Re:So... by perry64 · · Score: 1

      Forget the Monty Python, let's have some good old AMERICAN movie humor:

      Four, five, whatever it takes.

    42. Re:So... by bricko · · Score: 0

      So.....there is still the great possibility this is all bullshit as far as GW goes .

    43. Re:So... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      FWIW, we are probably already committed to considerable sea level rise from things that have already happened. The oceans are warmer. The albedo of the Arctic has decreased. etc. It's not at all clear that it's still possible to avert massive Arctic melt. Antarctica seems a bit more stable, but even there parts of it are already showing the effects of warming.

      It is my suspicion that we are already committed to a thorough melting of Greenland during summers. I hope that the melting of the permafrost won't release enough methane that we're committed to further than that. Remember, these effects are slow, and there are lots of time lags built into the cycles. And there are complex feedback cycles. None of the models include all the effects. It's seriously impossible, Even if we knew enough, as it would be compuationally intractable, and what use is a prediction, if you don't finish the calculation until after the event has happened? So all the models are simplifications, even where we have the data to be more accurate.

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    44. Re:So... by Gothmolly · · Score: 0

      Countries like India will lose half of their land. Some island nations will be completely uninhabitable.

      And?

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    45. Re:So... by killkillkill · · Score: 1

      Indeed. It was sarcasm pointing to San Francisco's location in an area with a history of big earthquakes.

    46. Re:So... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Excuse but why the fuck doesn't the bill go to the companies that generate profits by producing the cause of the problem. Not only that, instead of working to mitigate the problem, they are spending hundreds of millions dollars to obfuscate, hide and misinform people about the problem so that they can continue to generate profits whilst 'oh yeah' socialising all the losses. So where is the fees and charges (instead of yet more subsidise and tax exclusions) that they should be paying for the current and future harm their industries are causing.

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    47. Re:So... by antdude · · Score: 1

      Their's? :P

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    48. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "None of the solutions actually working until the problem is attacked at its source."

      You mean until you and I stop using fossil fuels in our car, and farmers stop using them in their farm vehicles?

      People seem to forget this is all about supply and demand, and *we* are the demand side of the equation.

    49. Re:So... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's a major port where the biggest river on the North American continent hits the sea. Where else do you put it?

    50. Re:So... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      But if it snows that idea will crash :)
      Large bits of connected floating stuff is just like airships - a really cool idea until the weather starts getting rough. For example, pontoon bridges are a hell of a lot cheaper than any other kind but they usually don't last very long.

    51. Re:So... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Because of bribery, often misspelt as "lobbying".

    52. Re:So... by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      Electric cars run on COAL-fired power plants.

      And the worst-case max sea level rise is less than a meter in the next century. Probably less than a tenth of that, and MOST probably nothing at all.

      Some people have taken the Gore-bait hook, line and sinker!

    53. Re:So... by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 1

      Hey, at least "their's" is 99% right... You could've written the painfully fucked-up: "they'res" like I saw on a post recently.

      These are the tricks someone told me a long time ago for basic apostrophe use:
      1) Replace other letters/spaces: it is --> it's
      2) Owned by 1 entity: has all but *1* letter before it --> jythie's
      3) Owned by 2+ entities: has all letters before it --> cowards'

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    54. Re:So... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Of course they are supposed to (help) finance it. It's called paying taxes. And yes, I will criticize when they don't pay their fair share, as is the case with many of them.

    55. Re:So... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Above sea level?

    56. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. ÂSince he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.Â

      Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that
      the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the
      village should collect wood to be prepared. Â

      But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. ÂHe went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

      "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.ÂÂÂ

      So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared. ÂOne week later he called the National Weather Service again. Â"Is it going to be a very cold winter?"Â

      "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."ÂÂÂ

      The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. ÂTwo weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. Â"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"ÂÂ

      "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."ÂÂÂ

      "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.ÂÂÂ

      The weather man replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

    57. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then there will be Microsoft Morlocks (tm) and Google Eloi.

    58. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inhabited doesn't mean the same thing as inhabitable.

      The Antarctic Desert is about 9% of the land area. The Sahara desert is about 6% of the land area.
      In total about 33% of the land area are deserts.
      About 25% of the land area are mountains. That area may to some extent overlap with deserts and may or may not be habitable.
      I have only counted the obvious reasons to why people wouldn't want to live at some places, with the overlap the uninhabitable area from those two is probably less than 58%, on the other hand there are probably a couple of other uninhabitable land types that I didn't consider.

      The good news is that there will be a lot of money spent on fighting desert expansion.

    59. Re:So... by Goaway · · Score: 1

      The Arctic is floating, so a melt will not affect sea levels. Greenland is not, though, so it does have an effect. Same goes for the Antarctic, and much more so because it is huge.

    60. Re: So... by kenh · · Score: 1

      You can move lts ov people in a very short time, if you are really motivated - I seem to recall some studies that were carried out in the late 30's and early 40's that showed you could move millions and millions of people via the existing rail lines by repurposing existing rolling stock...

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    61. Re: So... by kenh · · Score: 1

      Should read 'lots of people'...

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    62. Re: So... by kenh · · Score: 1

      So the problem is we need to relocate millions and millions of people because of massive flooding, but we can't relocate those people to aprox. 33% of the uninhibited land mass because of a lack of water?

      Sounds like the only thing holding back the previous poster's suggestion is a lack of desalination plants to provide fresh water to former desert regions, and as a result of the (anticipated) massive flooding, the pipelines could be quite short.

      The problem provides it's own solution!

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    63. Re: So... by kenh · · Score: 1

      Ewww - relocate to a region between the Appalachian and Rocky Mountains? They'd likely rather drown...

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    64. Re: So... by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 1

      Here is another novel idea: why not teach the basis of grammatical analysis and etymology in school instead?

    65. Re: So... by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      Somebody mod this up. This is an OLD joke, but it's still funny!

    66. Re:So... by agrisea · · Score: 1

      Colorado itself is a nice state to live in because of the altitude, same as where I live in Oregon. Two thousand feet or higher is probably the safe option but too many people insist on living at sea level, sometimes even below. Maybe I ought to get in to the business of selling floating homes...

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    67. Re:So... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Arctic melt is still likely to lead to a lot more warming, no?

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    68. Re:So... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Apple may be doomed, but someone will have to be around to support Internet Explorer 5 on quantum/DNA/128-bit processors.

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    69. Re:So... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Of course the pay their "fair share" as legislated by congress. If they did not, the IRS would be all over them.

      Are you seriously blaming a company for paying only the taxes that they are required, and not more?

    70. Re: So... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      How is anyone going to make a profit on that sort of teaching?

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    71. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A âoenet plusâoe? There's got to be a single entendre in there somewhere.

    72. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

      When you need to build a new server farm, with the latest technology in 2040, you just build it on a hill.

      Not that sea levels are going to rise that quickly anyway. The current rate of sea level rise is between 0.0014 and 0.002m/year. 200 years gives you fair amount time to adapt to sea level rises. These scare stories are all written by people with no concept of time.

    73. Re:So... by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Well we'll move it when the Netherlands moves to the alps.

    74. Re:So... by TheRealLifeboy · · Score: 1

      Sigh.

      If I had lots of money I'd take bets on the sea level not rising significantly . Once the pseudo-scientists with broken their climate change models based on faulty assumptions (which must be windows based, otherwise they'd probably work), have crawled back into their holes, the world will continue in natural cycles the way it always has until the sun stops shining. I wouldn't worry about that though, since it's not in the foreseeable future, at least in terms of the history of mankind.

    75. Re:So... by ChoosyBeggar · · Score: 1

      LOL@"...nothing special about the land they are using."

      Have you ever been to the Bay Area? It's not some patch of scrub with a few ivory towers on it; it's a bustling, colorful, lively cluster of wonderful cities & communities, bristling with high-tech companies & millions of homes. Why should we not try & preserve what we have? Yes, levee systems are difficult to engineer & costly to build, but look at the alternative: kissing your homeland goodbye. You win the award for completely missing the point.

    76. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See: DREDD. Mega City 1

    77. Re:So... by Wire+Head · · Score: 1

      See: WaterWorld

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  2. Corporations by Infestedkudzu · · Score: 1

    Or they could just move and leave it to the city See also : coal corps, oil corps, every other corp.

    1. Re:Corporations by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Or they could just move and leave it to the city"

      Better yet, they could just stay where they are, and forget about it.

      The IPCC's worst projection was about a 1m rise in 100 years. That means about a foot and a half in 50 years.

      Hell, even the artificial island of Alameda is higher above water level that that. And San Francisco is STEEP. You can be a city block away from the water and already several meters above it.

    2. Re:Corporations by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Wave action means a foot and a half above the king tide mark can really suck in a lot of places. Sandy places are going to feel it more than San Francisco (one city near me would just about vanish if that projection is correct). Add in that a lot of places on flood plains are on land that is sinking anyway and the high tide plus flood situation gets a bit worse.
      It's something to keep in mind for disaster planning anyway. How steep is the land at the back of the bay? Maybe that's what it's about?

    3. Re:Corporations by Fenster+Karton · · Score: 0

      How much electricity would it take to electrolyze 1 meter of water? The hydrogen would be swept away by the solar wind and an atmosphere of 30% oxygen would be lovely.

  3. Or... by nick357 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...maybe put that brainpower into solving the actual global problem, rather than finding a bandaid solution to the local symptom....

    1. Re:Or... by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Umm, yeah, not going to happen. The powers that be in the US have pretty much decided they don't care about global warming, because it would cut into the profits of major industries like coal and oil and be expensive and unpleasant for everyone else.

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    2. Re:Or... by BaronM · · Score: 1

      If it were a matter of brainpower, there wouldn't be an issue.

      On the other hand, if they use a few billion dollars to buy off every politician that opposes effective regulation and taxing of carbon, they might actually make a difference.

    3. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...maybe put that brainpower into solving the actual global problem, rather than finding a bandaid solution to the local symptom....

      A phenomally expensive band-aid that will likely tear apart in an earthquake, adding an inrushing wall of water to the rest of the problems.

    4. Re:Or... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've kind of given up on that. Between the noxious attacks by oil company shill organizations like the Heartland Institute, halfwits who buy into anything that means they can fool themselves for a few more years, and a total lack of meaningful political will, I think we're fucked.

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    5. Re:Or... by dlt074 · · Score: 0, Troll

      when and if sea level actually starts to rise... we'll talk.

    6. Re:Or... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      A "Golden Gate Barrage" doesn't sound cheap to me.

      Then again... the taxpayer's going to pay for it so they don't care. Keep that petroleum pumping, guys!

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    7. Re:Or... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are aware, I trust, that it is rising.
      http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/sealevel.html

      It's more pronounced in some areas than others, but still, it's rising. So if you live in a low-lying coastal area, then this ought to be of concern to you.

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    8. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're already using that money to spread the big lie of AGW.

    9. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I used to joke that nobody in the US would want to do anything serious about global warming even if Manhattan was under water, but that stopped being funny when it actually fucking happened last year.

    10. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      ...maybe put that brainpower into solving the actual global problem, rather than finding a bandaid solution to the local symptom....

      These comments really bother me. You do both simultaneously. Given the longevity of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, we'd still have a problem if we became an overnight net zero carbon society. A cardiologist doesn't refuse a stent because the patient lives an unhealthy lifestyle. You do both - fix the problem AND treat the root cause. It's not one or the other.

    11. Re:Or... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2

      A phenomally [sic] expensive band-aid that will likely tear apart in an earthquake, adding an inrushing wall of water to the rest of the problems.

      Because no one would think to anticipate earthquakes in the vicinity of San Francisco when designing such a structure? Or do you have some other insight that I'm missing?

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    12. Re:Or... by bhlowe · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why is it more pronounced in some areas? There is only one ocean.... A rise in the pacific ocean will raise the level of all other "oceans". Could it be that some land masses are sinking? An 3-4" rise over the next 100 years is unlikely to impact anyone currently alive and living in the Bay Area . Wake me up when ocean front property stops going up in value.

    13. Re:Or... by oldlurker · · Score: 1

      ...maybe put that brainpower into solving the actual global problem, rather than finding a bandaid solution to the local symptom....

      Getting Hot in Here

    14. Re:Or... by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why is it more pronounced in some areas?

      Because the ocean isn't perfectly even. Tidal forces, wind and waves, currents, plate activity, volcanoes, it's constantly flowing every which way. I'd be surprised if the sea level rose exactly the same amount in Oahu and Cardiff.

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    15. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you aware of Groundwater-related subsidence and tectonic plate subduction?

      You would think all the hot air would be up lifting...

    16. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, yeah, not going to happen. The powers that be in the US^H^Hworld have pretty much decided they don't care about global warming, because it would cut into the profits of major industries like coal and oil and be expensive and unpleasant for everyone else.

      FTFY.

      China, India, and damn near every other non-first-world nation don't want you to let them off the hook.

      Sorry that doesn't fit into what appears to be your bog-standard anti-US playbook.

    17. Re:Or... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      when and if sea level actually starts to rise... we'll talk.

      Human activity does not just raise temperatures. It also raises the rate of increase. If you have taken calculus, and know what a derivative is, then it is not "h" that is increasing but dh/dt. So if we wait till sealevel rises, it will be too late. It is like refusing to get off the railroad tracks until you can actually see the train hit you.

      The denialists made the same "show me the evidence" remark about the ice caps a decade ago. Today there is a million square miles of open water where there was previously ice for more than ten thousand years.

    18. Re:Or... by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Global warming wouldn't do anything to the profits of oil and coal. Those would still remain uniformly high. You still need to burn something to get energy.

      Global warming, or rather, programs to counteract that effect would, however, have a big effect on energy generation companies that would have to figure out how to keep CO2 emissions down from burning those hydrocarbons.

      I expect that forward looking oil and coal companies with any intelligence will be looking at diversifying into other resource or energy segments. It is understandable that they will be conservative on moving forward with a program that seems to require them to do most of the changing of their business model, but even companies eventually come around. Companies are made up of people, and people will eventually come around to a manifest fact, especially if they can still make a profit.

      In the meantime, if "global warming" is a political problem for allocating money for R & D and infrastructure, I am sure it can be justified in other ways. I am certain that the Defense establishment is very interested in not having to rely on foreign oil to run its wars. That's one reason that there's all these nuclear powered ships running around.

      If you're really interested in stuff to prevent global warming, but a little tired of the political bickering, identify technologies and practices with other practical advantages and work on those with other justifications. It is amazing how you can repurpose technology to have a different effect. And if you pick the right tech, you might have the singular amusement of same people who are opposing global warming policies, instead be the ones who are enthusiastic about what you are doing.

    19. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wasn't one of the points made by Bjørn Lomborg that in the short term bandaids was the most cost effective and the long term solution could then be done at a more relaxed pace as technology allows without crashing the world economy from lack of energy

    20. Re:Or... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Problems should be solved because they need to be solved; equally, elected officials should do what's best for the people who elected them, not whichever industry organization gives them the biggest kickback.

      To that end, why should, say, Missouri politicians give a rat's arse about coastal flooding? Hell, if the sea level rises enough it could very well be to our advantage; ocean-front property in Branson would bring in some serious bucks :)

      (in case you were wondering, yes, I am being half-assed satirical.)

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    21. Re:Or... by jittles · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why is it more pronounced in some areas? There is only one ocean.... A rise in the pacific ocean will raise the level of all other "oceans". Could it be that some land masses are sinking? An 3-4" rise over the next 100 years is unlikely to impact anyone currently alive and living in the Bay Area . Wake me up when ocean front property stops going up in value.

      When I was in school I took a class called "Violent Weather" and the textbook for that class indicated that the Western Pacific has more water volume than the Eastern Pacific because wind and currents pool the water up in the east, and that the water must be pushed deep under the surface to go back West. This water current typically releases its flow off the coast of Chile/Peru, if I remember correctly.

    22. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Because the ocean isn't perfectly even. Tidal forces, wind and waves, currents, plate activity, volcanoes, it's constantly flowing every which way. I'd be surprised if the sea level rose exactly the same amount in Oahu and Cardiff.

      Strictly speaking, if the ocean is constantly moving then you can't actually measure if it's rising or falling. Because it would need to stop moving to measure it.

    23. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor is the land all even. Some areas are above mean sea level, others are not. Low areas are affected first. I suspect places like Maldives or Louisiana will have trouble by mid to end century.

    24. Re:Or... by jythie · · Score: 1

      The problem with solving the global problem is that it requires some legal system to make everyone play the same, countries have an incentive to cheat or hope other countries do more about the problem then they do. While I think a project like this is kinda silly, it is within the scope of what they CAN do something about, all the land is contained within a single state which has the power to enforce whatever is decided.

    25. Re:Or... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      That's what the things we call "averages" are for.

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    26. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps you were unaware of the fact that the USA is no longer the leading producer of carbon in the atmosphere?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions

      Note the US is at fault, but not solely as your post seems to suggest. Note also that your statement seems to suggest that not only is the US solely at fault but that the US is the only one that could solve the problem.

    27. Re:Or... by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      well, they most probably did try googling for a solution

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    28. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The reference quoted also shows that the US production of atmospheric CO2 is roughly flat over the years from 2008 through 2011 while China's has been steadily increasing. In 2011 according to that data, China was producing something like 55% MORE than the USA.

      I know it is fashionable to bash the USA and it is a fun sport, but every now and again it may pay to take off the tinfoil hat and look at real data.

    29. Re:Or... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Even if we solve the problem of anthropogenic climate change there's probably already at least 10 feet of sea level rise built into the current conditions. It takes centuries for major ice masses (Antarctic, Greenland, etc) to fully adjust to new temperature regimes.

    30. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The denialists[sic] made the same "show me the evidence" remark about the ice caps a decade ago. Today there is a million square miles of open water where there was previously ice for more than ten thousand years.

      I will agree with you that the dh/dt is increasing. If that is your definition of "global warming" then get everyone to agree to, and state, that definition.

      So to reverse the "global warming" we will need to remove the heat-sinks called cities to remove all that thermal mass. We will have to decrease the power consumption that is used by every individual in the WORLD, not just the US. We will have to live near where we work so that we don't have to use fossil fuels to commute. We will have to give up our choices of occupations, that would be having to travel to find a new job, then move, although the impact could be minimal/acceptable.

      We might even have to take a cut in our standard of living. No more SUVs. No more nicely paved road for electric cars (where is the electric going to be generated at??)

      I long for the day when Lake Missoula returns, ah, the good olde days.

    31. Re:Or... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      You would think all the hot air would be up lifting...

      Good one, I am stealing that line.

    32. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Louisiana is already sinking. Aerial photography over the past 40 years is almost unbelievable. Double-digit percentages of Southern Louisiana are already gone.

    33. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New York was hit by a hurricane. Not an Al Gore Cat 6 (tm) hurricane, a boring cat 2 hurricane. There was nothing global warming about it. There wasn't anything global warming about the 1910 hurrican that tore the roof off of grandpa's barn, either.

    34. Re:Or... by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      Hrm.
      The Maldives at least should be fine. They are coral atolls which always lie at sea level, regardless of what height the ocean has been in the past (coral grows).

      Wikipedia says satellites show a rate of 3.3mm per year. There's no evidence at present of an accelerating trend. So, 33cm in a century.

      NOAA says:
      "growth rates of 0.3 to 2 centimeters per year for massive corals, and up to 10 centimeters per year for branching corals"

      Maldives should be fine.
      Louisiana could have trouble, especially since it has already been losing land. Loss of sediment from upstream, destruction of the delta.

      Although delta systems themselves, assuming nothing else is screwing with them, also tend to lie at sea level. The problem ofc is if massive immovable structures are built on them. I guess that's similar to people who build on barrier islands made of sand.

      I suppose New Orleans could just a bit higher levees, since they have them in place anyway.

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    35. Re:Or... by mpaque · · Score: 5, Informative

      > when and if sea level actually starts to rise... we'll talk

      Water level measurements from the San Francisco gage (CA Station ID: 9414290) indicate that mean sea level rose by an average of 2.01 millimeters (mm) per year from 1897 to 2006, equivalent to a change of eight inches in the last century. The rate of rise has increased to about 3 mm per year over the past 15 years.

      This is the oldest tidal guage in continuous operation in the United States, and is located near the Golden Gate.

      http://www.energy.ca.gov/2012publications/CEC-500-2012-014/CEC-500-2012-014.pdf

    36. Re:Or... by riverat1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The complexities of sea level is a fascinating subject. Ocean currents and prevailing winds can cause the water to pile up higher in places that it would otherwise be. The gravitational attraction of the Antarctic ice sheet causes sea level to be higher for thousands of miles around the continent than it would otherwise be. IIRC it's about 20 feet higher along the coast of Antarctica. More here.

    37. Re:Or... by vux984 · · Score: 2

      if the ocean is constantly moving then you can't actually measure if it's rising or falling. Because it would need to stop moving to measure it.

      So when im filling a pool from a hose while the kids are playing in it its impossible to determine that levels are rising, because of the waves and turbulence?

      Strictly speaking,

      You are a terrible scientist?

    38. Re:Or... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Good lord, the thermal mass of cities and the heat energy produced by human energy production have nothing to do with global warming. The Sun puts as much energy down on the planet in less than an hour than humans use/produce in a whole year.

    39. Re:Or... by quonsar · · Score: 1

      Good lord, the thermal mass of cities and the heat energy produced by human energy production have nothing to do with global warming. The Sun puts as much energy down on the planet in less than an hour than humans use/produce in a whole year.

      Mankind has always dreamed of extinguishing the sun. *tents fingers*

    40. Re:Or... by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      By far the main priority for the ones that causes the problem is to keep getting money, that is the ultimate good in US, not people, and they have enough resources to put their mansions elsewhere if a big city floods tomorrow anyway. And as they make the laws, nothing will change (unless the "change" makes even more profit for them, like building pharaonic dams that won't solve the problem, but will give them even more money)

    41. Re:Or... by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      And sometimes there are more water around, but not just in the ocean, like flooding big areas inland.

    42. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...And most of the solar energy that hits the earth reflects/radiates back into space. Somewhere in this thread you people forgot about the greenhouse effect. The problem is not the heat humans physically produce, but that our pollution is trapping more of the sun's energy. Even a tiny percentage of that huge number makes an enormous difference.

    43. Re:Or... by dywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      Essentially your starting point is inherently invalid: a rise in the Pacific Ocean wont necessary result in a raise of all the other oceans. As pointed out, already the Pacific Ocean is higher than the Atlantic. This is most easily seen at the Panama Canal, where there's only 50 miles of seperation, yet a 30 foot difference in elevation (which when talking about oceans, is a HUGE difference in volume). You'd think there would be flow around the continents to even out the sea levels, but thats ignoring how the difference came to be int eh first place. The difference is created and maintained by the thermohaline circulation of the ocean.

      Simiarly tides aren't uniform around the world. Some places the tidal range is less than a foot. Other's its >30 feet. The record is 53 feet, located somewhere in Nova Scotia (i think). Local geography (water basin shape/size) and local gravity distortions (mountains/valleys) all have an effect on tides.

      Water flows. Changes in water level aren't instantaneous. Even ignoring any of the internal currents, tides, geography (that would affect flow rates), and the thermohaline circulation inherent in the ocean and assuming the ocean has a prismatic uniformity of nature, the ocean is so large that even small changes in sea level would take a long time to propogate worldwide. And as point out, some differences in sea level wont propagate.

      And of course the ocean ISNT uniform in nature. its very dynamic, precisely because of its large size. the thermohaline circulation has a lot to do with why the ocean doesnt have a uniformity of elevation worldwide, and is probably similarly responsible for the most different rates/amounts of local sea level rise. then there's still the tides and such as well on top of that.

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    44. Re:Or... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Clearly the solution is to tilt at windmills by undertaking, to quote the article, one of the most complex engineering problems, which was already claimed in a 2007 report to be wildly expensive, ineffective, and difficult.

      That will solve the problem! Well, until its inevitable failure, of course.

    45. Re:Or... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Kind of like if you're using an AC electrical system the voltage is always changing, so it's impossible to know what the voltage is.

    46. Re:Or... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      That's what the things we call "standard deviations" are for.

    47. Re:Or... by Macdude · · Score: 1

      ...maybe put that brainpower into solving the actual global problem, rather than finding a bandaid solution to the local symptom....

      Given that solving the global problem would pretty much require us to stop all fossil fuel use, stop all food-animal production, stop all rain-forest destruction and start an effective process of eliminating termites (they are huge methane producers) I think we can pretty much rule out being able to solve the global problem.

      Since the current plans to "deal with" global warming are about slowing the affects of global warming not stopping or reversing it -- so your town won't be under water for seventy years instead of fifty -- the rational course of action is to start dealing with the current and upcoming effects.

      To use a non-automotive analogy, global warming is like a huge snowball rolling down a snowy hillside. You can waste a bunch of time fruitlessly trying to stop it or slow it down but you'd be better off beating it down the hill and moving anything it's going to hit out of its way.

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    48. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to that article, the sea rose about an inch in 10 years, from 1900 - 1992, and now they're rising an inch in a little over 3 years. You know, I hate to point this out, but even if it rises 1 inch per year, that still means that it'd take 36 years before it rose to levels that would threaten the world. I mean, I know that there are low-lying areas that would be under water if 3 feet of water were added to the planet, but surely they'd have plenty of time to move, as there's probably less than a thousand people in such areas.

      Honestly I feel that if something doesn't change (dramatically) in this world in the next few decades, then the water will be the least of our worries. We've got to get past politics/religion first. Yes, politics and religion are the same thing, until I'm proved wrong.

    49. Re:Or... by PatHMV · · Score: 1

      Louisiana is NOT "sinking." It is eroding, an entirely different phenomenon that has nothing to do with global warming or sea levels rising.

    50. Re:Or... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Why is it more pronounced in some areas?

      Others have mentioned winds and tides. I'll point out that while technically the sea level is rising all along the Oregon coast, as an example, the Oregon coast is also rising at different rates. Therefore, in some places there is an apparent sea level rise, in some there is either no change or a decrease.

      This is due to the subduction zone off the OR coast pushing the coast up as the offshore plate slides under the landward plate. The friction between the two plates causes a flexing that pushes the coast up. And the release of that friction causes the 500 year subduction zone earthquakes that Oregon is coming due for.

    51. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your NOAA link says its 3mm a year! And yet the article says bits of SF will be underwater by "mid-century". By my count that means a grand total of ~12cm sea level rise.

      Yeah, maybe its "more pronounced in some areas than others". Or maybe this is the kind of stupid, deeply stupid, scaremongering rubbish which makes me so sceptical of the expensive "solutions" the well-intentioned greens have for us.

    52. Re:Or... by bhlowe · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There is never a 30 foot difference between the sea levels at either end of the Panama canal. (Otherwise, Free Energy!!)

    53. Re:Or... by oreiasecaman · · Score: 1

      There is only one ocean....

      There used to be five!

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    54. Re:Or... by catprog · · Score: 1

      Sure if you built a very long tunnel through a mountain.

      Strangely they did not build at sea level when they built the canals but a series of locks instead.

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    55. Re:Or... by catprog · · Score: 1

      Why have other hurricanes not hit Manhattan?

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    56. Re:Or... by Notabadguy · · Score: 1

      These comments really bother me. You do both simultaneously. Given the longevity of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, we'd still have a problem if we became an overnight net zero carbon society. A cardiologist doesn't refuse a stent because the patient lives an unhealthy lifestyle.

      If the stent is funded by private insurance and the patient, sure. If the stent is paid for by everyone except the patient....then perhaps it's time to reconsider.

    57. Re:Or... by STRICQ · · Score: 1

      You are aware, of course, that the rise has been slowing over the past century, right? Of course you are. It would take how many hundreds of years for it to rise even 1 meter? That's assuming the rise will continue, which it probably won't.

    58. Re:Or... by STRICQ · · Score: 1

      It's mostly subsiding, far more than eroding. There is no appreciable sea level rise that anyone should be worried about in the next few centuries. Assuming it continues.

    59. Re:Or... by Holi · · Score: 1

      Well for one thing the difference in sea level between the Atlantic and Pacific is about 8 inches. So no there is not 1 ocean.

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    60. Re:Or... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Hurricanes have his Manhattan before, it's just unusual. They usually run aground much further south.

    61. Re:Or... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Because the ocean isn't perfectly even. Tidal forces, wind and waves, currents, plate activity, volcanoes, it's constantly flowing every which way. I'd be surprised if the sea level rose exactly the same amount in Oahu and Cardiff.

      Strictly speaking, if the ocean is constantly moving then you can't actually measure if it's rising or falling. Because it would need to stop moving to measure it.

      Dude. Math. Learn some.

      (In particular, very, very basic statistics)

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    62. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A phenomenally expensive band-aid that will likely tear apart in an earthquake, adding an inrushing wall of water to the rest of the problems.

      Because no one would think to anticipate earthquakes in the vicinity of San Francisco when designing such a structure? Or do you have some other insight that I'm missing?

      No design for a structure of that magnitude is going to anticipate an earthquake that wrenches the earth the amount that can occur in a very large earthquake. Not without bringing the costs so high they go past ridiculous to the point they are economically impossible. We will have that big earthquake someday. Just because we have not had one in our collective memory does not mean one won't occur. The geological record shows they have, many times.
      And seriously, are you such a douche as to deliberately have to point out a spelling/typing error? Does it make you feel wiser and more authoritative? How do you know the person typing does not have vision problems and might miss an error like that? If I happen to spot one I correct it without comment (as I did above, except for the comment now), unless the entire post is rife with them.

    63. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are small effects. Most of the observed variation from place to place is due to tectonics, either subsidence or uplift. For example, northern Canada is rising due to the removal of the weight of glacial ice (isostatic rebound), and the Gulf Coast is subsiding due to sediment loading (the weight of the Mississippi Delta on the crust) and sediment compaction. The rebound around Hudson's Bay in Canada is great enough that the land is rising faster than the sea level is, so the coastline is (net) retreating from the land.

    64. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, let's look at the real data, such as the fact that the US has historically contributed a whole lot more than China for over a century, as have other industrialized countries, and even at China's increased rate in recent years it will take quite a while for them to catch up to our longer-term contributions.

      There are two ways to look at the issue: rate of current contribution, and total contributions to date. Most of the current excess of CO2 in the atmosphere has nothing to do with China or any other developing country. It's ridiculous, really. We in the industrialized world already created most of the current problem, and now we're expecting China and other developing countries to *not* do exactly the same process of industrialization that we did. And we claim it's so unfair when our emissions flatten out (having *already* industrialized), while developing countries should hold back? Yeah, that's not exactly fair. It's like telling the late arrivals to the party that they should cut back on the pizza when we've already eaten 90% of it. It's even more ridiculous when you look at per capita generation.

      This was the basis for the Kyoto Protocol -- that the industrialized countries should first show that it was possible to control CO2 output. They should move first because they were responsible for most of the CO2 already in the atmosphere. Then a case could be made to the developing countries that there was a different way to do it. We really screwed that up. And the complaints regularly make the same mistake that you do: they talk about the huge percentage increases in the developing world while neglecting history.

    65. Re:Or... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Unless you stick something high up above it with some decent measuring devices, like NASA has been doing since the late 1960s.

    66. Re:Or... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It's not 30ft, but it isn't insignificant. Yes you'd have free energy if you ran the two oceans together through turbines, however to get the free energy you'd need to carve out massive mountains through third world countries to connect the two energy sources. I'll leave it up to you to consider how much this "free" hydro-electricity would actually cost.

    67. Re:Or... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The panama canal has locks in it.

    68. Re:Or... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Straw meet camelback.

    69. Re:Or... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Not sure - how big would it have to be if compared with the Thames one?

    70. Re:Or... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      However China has been importing more windmills per year than the USA even has, is installing photovoltaics in huge numbers and has nuclear power stations actually under construction. Look at that real data of them doing something about it and you'll see why they are not being bashed over the issue as much as the USA.

    71. Re:Or... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about that. There's an oil pipeline in Alaska that withstood a ten metre shift of a fault due to a huge S bend over the location of the fault. This barrier isn't on the fault itself so has to withstand shaking (from a variety of directions including ground roll) but not actual fault movement. It's not as if the relative positions of the two ends of the barrier are actually going to change.

    72. Re:Or... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That entertainer has found himself a niche - people like to hear that there is a middle ground no matter what the truth may be. There's a book with a title along the lines of "the lomborg deception" which going into detail about where the talking points of that entertainer diverge a great deal from reality. It's depressing when a guy with zero published papers in any field (not even his own field of economics) and zero experience or training in the field he is speaking about is considered an "expert".

    73. Re:Or... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Cheaper than building a 2 mile long, 500 foot tall wall across San Francisco bay?

    74. Re:Or... by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      There is only one ocean....

      There used to be five!

      Yeah. Job cuts these days stop at nothing. First they consolidated the oceans, but you just wait, the continents will be next.

      Who needs 5 guys when they can get Pangea to do the job cheaper?

    75. Re:Or... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yes but that's not the point. Aside from neither of these projects every seeing the light of day you can't power the entire world from this one powerplant and thus you won't stop global warming.

      That means it's not a question of one or the other, but rather a one or both question.

    76. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :: facepalm ::

      It's official. This quality of the commentary here has devolved to the level of the average newspaper forum.

      Will the last geek leaving please turn the lights out?

    77. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are aware that it has been rising for the last 10,000-12,000 years. Since the end of last ice age. Where do you think the flood story of Gilgamesh comes from.

      You see ice is made of water and when ice melts it changes from a solid to a liquid. The liquid runs down to the lowest point it can, due to a force called gravity. The water pools together in what we call oceans.

      Take a look at a detailed map and the coastal shelves around all the continents. The edge of those shelves use to be ocean front.

    78. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, are you saying that you are willing to accept the 2.01 mm/yr over the 3 mm/yr? That 0.99 mm/yr would have put the mean sea level 14.85 _lower_ than today's level? (0.6 inches approx) That would mean the problem would be your great grand children's rather than yours. An interesting concept.

      The Golden Gate are is a slip zone, not a subsidence zone, so you can't write off the rise/fall to plate tectonics.

      Have a good day.

    79. Re:Or... by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      Most of southern Louisiana is nothing more than river silt to begin with; the "land" in the bayou was dirt in Illinois and Iowa a thousand years ago, washed downstream by the annual floods in the Mississippi.

    80. Re:Or... by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      Ummmm...... Four. Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, Arctic. Unless somebody found a new one after I graduated from high school in the 60's.....

    81. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In 2011 according to that data, China was producing something like 55% MORE CO2 than the USA.

      China has over 1.1 billion people, the USA has like 303 million. Essentially mainland China is about 4x more populous compared to USA, yet emits only 55% more CO2! Who is the wasteful and polluting race than, the asians riding bicycles or the rednecks with their V8 Hemis?

    82. Re: Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The coral in the coal atoll, buried by the "Island", is dead. Dead things don't grow.

    83. Re: Or... by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/education/kits/corals/media/supp_coral04a.html
      http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/education/kits/corals/coral04_reefs.html
      http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0103/feature2/
      "For 20,000 years, since the peak of the last ice age, its coral base has gradually followed the rising sea level and slowly developed into the splendid, living atoll it is today."

      The reef is constantly growing and shifting. As water levels incrementally rise, new coral will build up over the "dead stuff"
      It really isn't a big deal. Witness history. The Maldives have been there for a very long time, and water levels have been rising for a very long time, considerably more rapidly than now.

      The coral is considerably above the rock at this point, just due to continuing to grow as water rises and rock subsides.

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    84. Re:Or... by oreiasecaman · · Score: 1

      What about this one?

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    85. Re:Or... by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      "The International Hydrographic Organization (IHO) has not yet ratified its 2000 definition of the ocean as being south of 60S.". So there are still only four. But my original comment " Unless somebody found a new one after I graduated from high school in the 60's...." still applies.

      Oceans have typically been defined by some geographic constraints. So while we TALK about the "South Pacific" and the "North Pacific", only the equator separates the two; it's the same ocean. There are no physical separations to a "Southern Ocean"; just the stroke of some bureaucratic pen to say that at 59.9 degrees south, it's one thing but at 60 degrees south it's something else.

  4. SanFran would be the new NOLA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's build an extremely complex system of levees in an area prone to high magnitude earthquakes.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    1. Re:SanFran would be the new NOLA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be the new New Orleans. Only instead of a bowl under sea level subject to hurricanes, it would be a bowl under sea level subject to earthquakes.

    2. Re:SanFran would be the new NOLA. by rickb928 · · Score: 2

      Imagine building all this to keep the sea out, and then to find that the wave you weren't expecting is coming from the shore. After the Big One. Tsunami. Crushing your system from the other side.

      At least it won't have a thousand miles to travel. Traffic around LA is a beast.

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    3. Re:SanFran would be the new NOLA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, wrong approach. What about a biiiiig dumpster instead? Solve two probs at once, and big cities stink anyway.

    4. Re:SanFran would be the new NOLA. by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Besides the fact that I am pretty sure you can't hold back the ocean...

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    5. Re:SanFran would be the new NOLA. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Tell that the dutch, or the germans or the english.
      Seems they never knew that the last few hundret years!

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    6. Re:SanFran would be the new NOLA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing if wooden shoes to every inhabitant and windmills all over Richmond are incorporated into the solution.

  5. A Very American Solution? by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

    With how American Politicians almost uniformly deny global warming and sea level rise, I am surprised that none of them have yet suggested building a couple of large gigawatt nuclear power station barges and huge pumps then pump seawater into the middle of Antarctica where it may freeze...

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    1. Re:A Very American Solution? by EmperorArthur · · Score: 1

      Hey, that sounds awesome. Except for the nuclear part. Haven't you heard, nuclear is out and natural gas is in. Other than that, write it up and send it. The fossil fuel companies can pretend their helping and politicians stop looking stupid for denying the obvious.

      We can even call the project "Panchaea."

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    2. Re:A Very American Solution? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Would be a great solution. Whats the worst that could happen? Sea level rising pretty fast 60 meters because most of ice in continental antarctica ends in the ocean? It won't affect the people living in Elysium after all.

  6. hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    hahah *gasp* heh *gasp* *snort*

    good one.

    You propose saving hundreds of miles of land at a cost of hundreds of billions.
    I propose a cheaper alternative, move. Build a big tower inland and move there.

  7. So, who pays? by timeOday · · Score: 5, Interesting
    In general it is good to make people accountable for the costs of their own actions. In the case of global warming, many of the people who burned much of the fossil fuel will be dead by the time the consequences occur, and in addition it's a global cause.

    I wonder if we wouldn't just be better off writing some laws now that say, "look, don't come crying to us when your expensive beach-front property goes underwater. Factor that into the price before you buy."

    We need a carbon tax just to speed the transition to less less-polluting energy sources; if we instead use that money to repair thousands of miles of coastline and keep burning fossil fuel, we solve nothing.

    1. Re:So, who pays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if we wouldn't just be better off writing some laws now that say, "look, don't come crying to us when your expensive beach-front property goes underwater. Factor that into the price before you buy."

      That should also be done for beach front homes in hurricane prone areas. No more of this being declared a "disaster area" and getting a check from Uncle Sam.

    2. Re:So, who pays? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      We need a carbon tax just to speed the transition to less less-polluting energy sources; if we instead use that money to repair thousands of miles of coastline and keep burning fossil fuel, we solve nothing.

      Problem is, under any of the currenlty-being-considered carbon tax proposals, megalithic corporations can just bribe the government into letting them pollute as much as they want, and the money from the bribes goes into the general fund, not any special 'fix the shit they break' trust.

      In short, I don't disagree with the concept, I just don't trust the oligarchs to do it right and not fuck the world over for their own, personal profit.

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    3. Re:So, who pays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While that would be a fair law... good luck with that. We have people who live in cities below sea level, and when something happens they just cry about it and everybody gets all up in arms about how racist and insensitive we are for not bailing out "those poor people".

      We'd be better off creating a fund now to pay for the eventual evacuation of those areas. Of course, once it got big enough, Congress would just raid it for some entitlement program or something, but at least we'd get something out of it. Free condoms or something maybe.

    4. Re:So, who pays? by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      A carbon tax remains a policy option, but if you focus on one policy option, you might as well plan for what is really going to happen. No one wants a tax on that because no one wants to be taxed on something they don't understand and can't perceive. I know everyone's all fixated on making people pay the "social costs" of something, but I think we should drop the idealism and work on some policies that don't thrust the concept down people's throats, because it is an entirely alien concept.

      I'd envision a multipronged approach that focuses on outreach and smaller remediation proposals with education that will eventually explain to younger people the case for voting for more effective proposals. With conservatives or people too old to care about the future, it is usually best to compromise with them and wait for them to die. Otherwise, they will work to poison the political landscape for future generations instead of remaining blissfully ignorant and letting progress take its course.

    5. Re:So, who pays? by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      I don't know how much of an issue it's been along the coasts. But I know that it has always been an issue with farmers and rivers/streams that border their property. I remember a farmer who sued the county to have some giant cages filled with rocks and lowered into a creek to re-inforce the the bank that was eroding and eating up his farm land. The sudden erosion was caused by the demolition of an old bridge and the construction of a new one. The footings for the new bridge were different enough that they altered the flow of the creek so that it started to move it's bed further down stream. The farmer had a case because the County had liability for it's action.

      I had a Great Uncle who bought lake front property on Lake Erie. When he bought the property he knew that it would eventually be lost to the lake. I remember visiting and being shown a length of conduit pipe that extended out of the dirt bank a few feet before making a right angle up and terminating in an outlet box. I was told that the outlet used to be part of a small patio.

  8. Suck some silicon valley ego out of the bay by JoeyRox · · Score: 4, Funny

    That should be good for a few feet of water.

  9. Another New Amsterdam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just ask help to the Dutch

    1. Re:Another New Amsterdam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and I always get my sin, too.

  10. This Begs the Question by LifesABeach · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Which is cheaper, the Space Elevator or building dams and pumping stations using fossil fuels?

    1. Re:This Begs the Question by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      In the short or long term? Remember, in this world of corporate profits, the long term is absolutely fucking meaningless. Long term to the sociopaths we've put in charge of the global economy is no more six to eight quarters.

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    2. Re:This Begs the Question by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      I forget, how does "the Space Elevator" address sea level rise? Do we just put all of the water on the elevator?

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    3. Re:This Begs the Question by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I think maybe he's talking about getting off this mudball. We'd need a series of elevators for that, though, and then a whole lot of other hand-waving besides.

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    4. Re:This Begs the Question by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      We need a whole hell of a lot more than an elevator to leave Earth. An elevator just gets you into space cheaply. That's the easy part. There's no reason to work on an elevator if we can't then travel to and colonize another place. Considering that each possible destination comes with its own massive set of challenges for permanently living there, I seriously doubt that there is anyone alive today who will witness the first permanent settlement on another rock.

      It just seemed like a really weird question to ask. We are trying to address the reality of sea levels rising and he pops in with a question about whether or not a space elevator is cheaper. No, colonizing another planet is not cheaper.

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    5. Re:This Begs the Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I forget, how does "the Space Elevator" address sea level rise?

      It doesn't directly, but the Solar Power Wars will kill off enough people that pollution will be lowered, thereby reducing the threat of global warming.

    6. Re:This Begs the Question by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Elysium in space, Atlantis in the ocean, or Shangri-la in Tibet. The people that owns most money could build them and move there instead of worrying about dams, or sea level rise. The rest of the people already played their role putting them in that position, so are disposable.

  11. Those places must suck to work in today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're going to be "underwater" by 2050 that means that they're flooded right now. The worst case scenarios from reputable sources put the sea level of 2050 two feet above where they are today.
     
    Better idea still? Move further inland.

    1. Re:Those places must suck to work in today... by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or add four feet of dirt.

      The water portion of the SF Bay was once twice the size it is right now. The reason those pieces of commercial (and residential) real estate are vulnerable is they are built on areas that once were 6 inches underwater at hide tide. They are not underwater every single day because dirt was shipped in.

      They shipped in four feet of dirt to create the problem. How about we solve the problem with four more feet of dirt?

      As for the barrage, the ecological costs would be enormous. A few merely massive pumping stations is not going to prevent the bay water from becoming a smelly cess pool polluted by agricultural runoff and much worse from the residential areas. It is a fun idea for civil engineers, but we are wealthy enough here to employ less tricky solution that will be more reliable.

    2. Re:Those places must suck to work in today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the SF bay inlet is blocked, (around the Golden Gate Bridge,) the Sacramento River will flood the entire bay area in days (it empties into the north-east corner of the bay,). Who cares about what the ocean does? Every time we have an earth quake around here everyone looks at the Golden Gate Bridge to sees if it still standing. Because if it is not, it's time to head for high ground.

    3. Re:Those places must suck to work in today... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Every time we have an earth quake around here everyone looks at the Golden Gate Bridge to sees if it still standing. Because if it is not, it's time to head for high ground.

      Are you seriously claiming that the bridge can actually dam up the San Francisco Bay, should it fall? The problem with your assertion is that the bay is very deep under the bridge - 113 meters according to Wikipedia. So no, people don't do that.

    4. Re:Those places must suck to work in today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh right, you've got it. All we do is pile 4 feet of dirt on top of all those structures and everything will be fine.

    5. Re:Those places must suck to work in today... by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Those places must suck to work in today... by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      At peak flow, the Sacramento river might fill in bay over the course of weeks, not days. The typical flow would still do nothing for the hygiene of the entire southern half of the bay, which would be a stinking stagnant cesspool for 11 months out of the year. (And runoff from residential areas is more polluted than is commonly understood.)

  12. Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to NOAA, the actual average sea level rise over the last 100 years has been about 2 MILLIMETERS per year, or 200mm/century, or about 8 inches per 100 years. Here's the official data http://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_station.shtml?stnid=9414290. If you look at the chart you'll see that the trend has actually dropped to about zero mm / year for the last 30 years.

    So, in light of this, we need the biggest engineering project in history?

    1. Re:Amazing by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can save them a few trillion dollars: move to higher ground.

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    2. Re:Amazing by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I think you need new glasses. I'm looking at that graph and it's an upward trend. That's a helluva a spin you put on it, but even the graph itself shows that sea level has not slowed to nothing at that station in the last 30 years.

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    3. Re:Amazing by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Because moving the coastal sections of a major North American urban center to new territory, some of which almost certainly is going to be privately owned, won't cost nearly as much.

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    4. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, in light of this, we need the biggest engineering project in history?

      Obviously the ocean has been trying to sneak up on us, but with the heightened attention it's staying really still hoping we'll look away so it can strike.

    5. Re:Amazing by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      It's an upwards trend over 100 years, but over the past 30 it's almost totally flat (on average). Which is exactly what the AC said.

      Not that sea level rise isn't going to be a problem: it is, but it's actually one of the more minor and easily soluble problems global warming introduces, because it's slow. You can re-build an entire city in less time than it takes for the water to rise significantly (and in fact, many many cities have). All you have to do is move inland. Or, as one of the posters above suggest, bring in a couple of feet of dirt. Problem solved for the next 100 years.

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    6. Re:Amazing by intermodal · · Score: 1

      NOAA must be biased and full of Republicans. Everybody's saying the sea will rise 3 feet in short order, so it must be true.

      In all seriousness, these NOAA numbers are lot more convincing than the various theories in the three feet range. The biggest mistake seems to be the assumption that the changes from which they derive this "three feet" number won't be offset in various ways by other changes.

      It's how a lot of fearmongering in the economics world works as well. Point out something that would change and then pretend nothing else will change around it. In fact, we're hearing it right now from the Department of Justice in their argument against the US Airways/American Airlines merger, acting as if the reduction to three so-called "legacy carriers" would create an oligopoly, despite Southwest, JetBlue, Virgin America, and so forth being major forces in the marketplace at this point.

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    7. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope especially if you move to a state further inside where state tax difference will probably offset the move cost.

    8. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at all that "noise" in the data, its hard to see what curve would fit it. Linear ( as shown )? Downward opening parabolic? Decaying exponential?

      same link as above, but clickable.

    9. Re:Amazing by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Happens all the time. Have you seen Detroit? Everybody just up and moved away.

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    10. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i can save 'em even more.... move off the fault lines, too. i hear iowa is beautiful in january... zomg, save on cooling too!

    11. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > According to NOAA, the actual average sea level rise over the last 100 years has been about 2 MILLIMETERS per year, or 200mm/century, or about 8 inches per 100 years.

      Sandbag manufacturers suggest adding one sandbag every century. But don't listen to them, they're just after the big money in the sandbag industry.

    12. Re:Amazing by hrvatska · · Score: 1

      Sea level rise is not uniform around the world. It can vary due to ocean currents and the prevailing wind patterns. The San Francisco Bay's level may also be affected by water flowing into it. Compare the graph you linked to to the following locations. They all have different rates of change. Atlantic City, NJ looks to have twice rate of increase of San Francisco. Galveston is increasing at three times the rate of San Francisco. There may be natural forces holding back the sea level rise at San Francisco, but even those can hold back the sea for only so long.

      http://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_station.shtml?stnid=8534720
      http://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_station.shtml?stnid=8771450
      http://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_station.shtml?stnid=8724580
      http://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_station.shtml?stnid=9410170

    13. Re:Amazing by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Everybody's saying the sea will rise 3 feet in short order, ...

      Yeah, if you're talking about short order on geological time scales. On human scales it's more like a possibility in a long lifetime.

    14. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Union construction workers? Oh hohohoho, you do go on!

    15. Re:Amazing by toddestan · · Score: 1

      So even using your numbers, that means it will take a bit more than twice as long to flood San Francisco as the article states. So that makes it all okay?

  13. Why not just move? by jelwell · · Score: 2

    Why not just move? Sea barriers is literally pushing the problem around. That solves nothing.
    Joseph Elwell.

    1. Re:Why not just move? by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      Letting the air out of your tires to fit under a low bridge ignores the possibility of having someone pay you to design and construct a much nicer, taller bridge. If you're not the one paying for it, you may as well go for the splashiest (!) solution you can dream up.

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    2. Re:Why not just move? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why move? Build foot bridges to connect the buildings. A Venice-style corporate campus sounds awesome.

    3. Re:Why not just move? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Why move? Build foot bridges to connect the buildings. A Venice-style corporate campus sounds awesome.

      Sure, until it starts to sink into the festering cesspool surrounding it.

      So, you know - not much different than current corporate culture.

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    4. Re:Why not just move? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you need are sharks with laser beams on their heads in the water, a long hair cat, and a map of the world in the background...

    5. Re:Why not just move? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, the real problem is that if the water rises enough to submerge much of SF., it will also submerge, in salt, or brackish, water, much of the San Jouquin Valley. This is a lot of prime agricultural land.

      I'm still not convinced that this is a good answer. I suppose it doesn't hurt to look at it as an option, but I think a better place to place the barrier is at the Carquinez Straits. Urban areas can be rebuilt on pilings, but that doesn't work very well for farm land.
      N.B.: A dam at the Carquines Straits would also cause tremendous flooding in the San Joquin valley, but it would be flooding with fresh water (Sacramento River). There are lots of crops that would do nicely in that kind of situation. Rice, e.g., and Mangos, though they don't mind salt so much. Sugar cane. Cotton would probably need to move elsewhere, but that's not a real problem. Olives and almonds would still be good choices on the higher ground. Etc. Perhaps some aquaculture.

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  14. huh by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Funny

    Google, Facebook, Yahoo, Oracle, LinkedIn, and Intuit have in common? They're just a few of the tech companies whose campuses alongside San Francisco Bay could be underwater by mid-century as sea levels rise

    And all this time I thought Global Warming would be a bad thing. Is there any way we can speed this up, get those companies under water faster?

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    1. Re:huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there is actually. We can all realize that those said companies operate on an advertizing budget, and simply stop buying all of the public gizmoes that are made in the name of "profit", and start buying things that mean something to our lives - like a series of TV comedies that actually teach the audience something. There was the famous ER show that millions watched... it taught the audience nothing about medical procedures, or anything for that matter. I know what you're thinking, "Aww AC, you're stupid. People won't want to learn things, they just want something to laugh at after their shitty day of America", and you're right. However, there are people that like documentaries, people that feel that sitcoms are a waste of time. These are generally the people that are really, truly concerned about problems in the world, and they're the ones that'll more than likely come up with viable solutions. And to promote that is a good thing, especially for young viewers. For those that don't like to learn, well they can go build a wall to hide from the water, I guess. Hell, maybe there'll be a sitcom on the builders of the wall. I mean, it won't be commonly called a sitcom, it'll be called ...whatever the fuck those shows are called that show people working hard jobs, like the ice-crabers. But to people like me, they're sitcoms and a waste of time.

      In short, our world is going down the tubes, because people have more want than they have ability or care for others.

    2. Re:huh by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It's taken me a long time to come to the awareness that other people don't find learning to be entertaining. Maybe that is the true difference between a geek and a poser.

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    3. Re:huh by martinQblank · · Score: 1

      Wait...where is the Microsoft campus again? What's it gonna take to finally put that one under water?

  15. Don't fix it by stewsters · · Score: 1

    Let nature retake it. Before humans settled there and paved the swamps it was a great haven for all kinds of animals. Constantly pumping to avoid moving up the hill a bit is really wasteful and all it takes is a dam failure to have another Katrina style disaster.

  16. NOT approved by the Emperor! by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Emperor Norton didn't come up with the idea, it's just ridiculous blue-sky dreaming.

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    1. Re:NOT approved by the Emperor! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      or you could quit being a bunch of whining curs and build Atlantropa

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  17. dig a deeper ocean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    dihydrogen monoxide sequestration

  18. Re:Or... from the article, it's inevitable by idioto · · Score: 0

    it's not really a band aid solution, but a practical one, verbatim:

    After weighing the potential benefits and costs, the commission came down pretty squarely against the idea. “Given the enormous cost, limited effectiveness, questionable feasibility, and probable significant adverse economic and ecological impacts of such a project, it does not seem prudent to seriously further consider such a proposal,” the report concluded.

    But that was before the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change warned that a three-foot rise in sea levels is almost CERTAIN by 2100.

  19. Easier and cheaper solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just pump the water out, desalinate it, and send it to Los Angeles. Solves a couple of problems.

  20. What about people? by Princeofcups · · Score: 2

    So we have to build this to protect companies. Actually, company property. OK, no, actually the property that they rent, since they probably don't own it. What about the PEOPLE that will be flooded. Why should I care about protecting companies? Is our mindset really so fucked up that companies come first? Rhetorical question.

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    1. Re:What about people? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So we have to build this to protect companies. Actually, company property. OK, no, actually the property that they rent, since they probably don't own it. What about the PEOPLE that will be flooded. Why should I care about protecting companies? Is our mindset really so fucked up that companies come first? Rhetorical question.

      Why should I be protecting people who choose to own property in San Francisco? It's not a secret that the sea level is rising; estimates of how much it will rise vary widely but many of them have repercussions for SF. Anyone in SF right now can sell their property right now (or for many years now) and then can afford to buy almost anywhere else in the world. These are not people who require protection. These are people who require a wake-up call. I can understand why someone might rent there, but they need to be saving to move... the hell out of SF.

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    2. Re:What about people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flooding will happen so slowly that the people will just walk away.

  21. Move to Greenland... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    hahah *gasp* heh *gasp* *snort*

    good one.

    You propose saving hundreds of miles of land at a cost of hundreds of billions.
    I propose a cheaper alternative, move. Build a big tower inland and move there.

    I hear Greenland is finding themselves with an increasing area of land these days. Seems like the obvious place to relocate to; added benefit is that the Danish government actually seems to be promoting both the environment AND technology.

  22. Massive pumps by hawguy · · Score: 1

    Without truly massive pumps it's not going to work because the Bay doesn't just receive water from the ocean, but also from the Sacramento River and other minor waterways (plus storm drain runoff from most cities by the Bay).

    The Sacramento River peak volume during a flood event (such as might be seen during a tropical storm with heavy rainfall) is 650,000 cubic feet/second (18,000 m^3/sec). The pumps are going to have to pump at least that much water up over the sea wall or the Bay is going to fill up from behind.

    NYC faces the same problem with any Sea Wall plan - the Hudson and East Rivers are going to fill in the sea behind the sea wall, so even though the Sea Wall might keep out a high storm surge, you can't keep it closed for long or you'll be flooded anyway.

    1. Re:Massive pumps by gewalker · · Score: 1

      Given that the bay is 400-1600 sq. miles (depends what you count as part of the bay). 400 sq mile is 11,151,360,000 sq ft. So 650,000 cu ft/sec corresponds to a rise of 5.83e-6 ft/sec -- about 2 inches for a 24 hours period. Maybe they won't have an immediate emergency if they fall behind just a little in their rate of pumping.

    2. Re:Massive pumps by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Given that the bay is 400-1600 sq. miles (depends what you count as part of the bay). 400 sq mile is 11,151,360,000 sq ft. So 650,000 cu ft/sec corresponds to a rise of 5.83e-6 ft/sec -- about 2 inches for a 24 hours period. Maybe they won't have an immediate emergency if they fall behind just a little in their rate of pumping.

      That's just one inlet, don't forget to add in the square mileage from all of the cities that dump their storm drains into the bay, rain entering the bay from other, smaller waterways, as well as rain falling on the bay directly - Sandy dumped 8 - 12" of rain in many places. So if you close the gates 2 days before the surge hits you may have a few feet of water behind the gates before the surge even comes.

    3. Re:Massive pumps by gewalker · · Score: 1

      Rats, flipped a number, about 5 feet in 24 hours at max flooding rate if you assume the minimum 400 sq. miles -- 5 feet is too high (really more than 400 sq miles), but the margin for error in pumping is not what I thought it was.

  23. Global Dimming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inject particulates into the upper atmosphere. It worked for Pinatubo: http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Features/Volcano/

    1. Re:Global Dimming by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The problem with that idea is that it will also cut down on sunlight reaching the surface and thus reduce plant growth and agricultural output.

  24. Move to new offices somewhere else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe a little radical and untested an idea, but maybe moving above sea level to somewhere else might be a little easier than building a massive system of dams, locks and pumps in an area that is prone to major earthquakes. I'm surprised nobody writing the article considered this for a nanosecond or two.

  25. dams by kqc7011 · · Score: 1

    Thought this article was from the Onion for a bit, there are rivers running into S.F. Bay. Does the dam back the water up until it reaches Stockton, which runs somewhere around 10 to 30 feet above sea level? So might not every foot of dam will have the same amount of water on both sides after awhile. Oh, yeah I forgot there are going to be big pumps putting all that water on the other side of the dam. Wonder what is going to power those pumps? Will it eventually look like the Ninth Ward in New Orleans after Katrina?

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  26. King Canute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So our solution to global warming it to copy King Canute. Great.

  27. this makes no sense at all by sribe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, in order to protect against a rise in sea level of no more than 1 foot in the absolute worst case, they need to build a system of dams, locks and pumps greater than 600 feet high???

    1. Re:this makes no sense at all by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Sorry, but 1 foot isn't the worst case scenario. It's the "Probably not more than" scenario. The worst case is actually measured in meters, but is probably unlikely. (It requires massive releases of methane from submerged methyl cathlates.)

      (Actually, even that isn't the worst case. A real worst case would be a dinosaur killer size asteroid impacting near Antarctica. That would lead to a tsunami perhaps a thousand feet high, and .... well, the rest wouldn't really matter. But all of Antarctica would melt. Steam might not reach the Arctic. Land strikes are much more survivable)

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    2. Re:this makes no sense at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a genius you are! Your idea of building the dam with its base at the surface of the sea will save so much money compared to building it with its base at the bottom of the sea!

  28. An extreme response ... by jamesl · · Score: 2

    ... to a not so extreme event.

    From the IPCC Fourth Assessment Report:
    Climate Change 2007

    Sea level is projected to rise between the present (1980 - 1999) and the end of this century (2090 - 2099) by 0.35 m (0.23 to 0.47 m) for the A1B scenario ...
    http://www.ipcc.ch/publications_and_data/ar4/wg1/en/ch11s11-9-4.html

    Costly too.

    1. Re:An extreme response ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The NIPCC has a report that discredits the IPCC reports:
      http://www.nipccreport.org

    2. Re:An extreme response ... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      First of all, we're tracking at or above the A1FI scenario (the worst case considered) and there's no sign of changing that.

      Secondly, the IPCC has always been very conservative. Many scientists say that 2m/6ft is what we'll see by 2100 and a few (like Hansen) even predict much higher numbers. Also, sea level rise won't magically stop in 2100.

  29. Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers by McGruber · · Score: 2
    This is a stupid article:

    There is only one way for ocean water to go in and out, and that’s through the Golden Gate, a 300-foot-deep gap in the Coastal Range that was originally gouged out thousands of years ago by a mighty river.

    As a result of this lucky geological accident, it would be possible in theory to control the water level in the Bay—to put a stopper in the bathtub drain—by building a massive tidal gate, more or less in the shadow of the Golden Gate Bridge. The ideal location, based on tidal velocities and the topography of the Bay bottom, would be about half a mile east of the bridge, as shown in the graphic above.

    The author overlooked the Sacramento & San Joaquin Rivers, both of which drain into the San Francisco Bay. You don't put a "stopper in the bathtub drain" when you cannot turn off the faucet flowing into that bathtub.

    1. Re:Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The author overlooked the Sacramento & San Joaquin Rivers, both of which drain into the San Francisco Bay.

      Perhaps they're planning to sell them to Southern California.

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    2. Re:Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and several smaller tributaries to the bay... (Napa River, Sonoma Creek, Petaluma River, just to name three I'm familiar with)

    3. Re:Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dealing with the water coming in via rivers would be trivial. But it probably would not even be necessary -- flow from those rivers will likely be eliminated by expanding irrigation and inland population increases.

    4. Re:Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rivers weren't overlooked.
      The idea is that water levels in the Bay would be controlled by opening or closing gates in the dam, or pumping water from one side to the other.
      Low tide? Open the gates and let the day's river water drain out.
      High tide? Close the gates and, if the water level inside gets too high, start the pumps.
      Yes, it would cost a bloody fortune to run it. Forever.

    5. Re:Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers by istartedi · · Score: 2

      Actually you can turn off those rivers. You just shouldn't. The Colorado's delta is virtually dry because we divert so much water. In the early 20th century we did a lot of things like that, and now we're just starting to see the problems. The problem with dumping river water on soil in arid areas is that it concentrates salts. Some actually blame this kind of irrigation for the fall of ancient civilizations in South America. We're already seeing salination in some Central Valley soils. There have been some moves to restore the rivers, so that salmon will run again and original habitat will be restored. OTOH, Jerry Brown wants to create a huge mega-engineering project in the delta. It remains to be seen how we'll trend on this.

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  30. Please think of the children by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Without those companies, how will those people be able to afford their environment-saving Telsas? And send their kids to private schools so they don't have to mix with the proels. Please, please think of the children.

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  31. Address effects, not cause. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another marvelous idea to treat the effect of sea rise without facing and treating the cause.

    Treating the cause would be bad for the economy, so let's all die for capitalism, and consumerism !

    Beurk !

  32. Easy Bureaucratic Solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try one of the following government/bureaucratic sized (and mentality) programs:

    1. Start taking ocean water, run it thru a desalinator, and pump it into the aquifers to build up stock levels.
    2. Start taking ocean water, run it thru a desalinator, and irrigate all the desserts from Sahara to Death Valley
    3. Start building huge snow blowing/making machines and start layering all the glaciers to rebuild them artificially.
    4. Put in few freezer units into the north and south poles to ensure ice packs are rebuilt. -- why not put a few on the equator for good measure.
    5. Build a few more dams and seal the grand canyon and fill it with ocean water, thus reducing ocean levels.
    6. Build a dam blocking san francisco bay a la Netherlands and dry out the bay and turn it into farmland. :) It would be cool to walk to Alcatraz
    7. Block all rivers flowing into oceans and pump all the water back thru pipelines to the headwaters -- isn't that how recycling works? ;)

    Any more great ways to spend money and get the job done? I thought that is how government works. :)

    1. Re:Easy Bureaucratic Solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8. drill in the middle of S.F. Bay down to the Magna and create an artificial volcano that will fill in the bay.

  33. a LOT cheaper solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about moving to an area which is NOT prone to flooding?
    "simplest way to save hundreds of square miles of land around San Francisco Bay"

    Not really, the US has a lot of land, its not like some small countries which "must" reclaim land from the sea. There are huge swaths of uninhabited land.

    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
    If an area is prone to floods/earthquakes, etc and you keep rebuilding after the last leveling.... isnt that insanity?

  34. Just fill the bay by alta · · Score: 0

    We saw well how a series of pumps and dams worked for New Orleans during Katrina. Just fill in the bay. Then you can get rid that ugly eyesore of a bridge and have lots of new land to populate.

    Actually, I don't really like SF to begin with, so let it flood.

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  35. It's against Kaiju! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're building the defensive wall along the Pacific Rim to give them time for the Jaeger program.
    The NSA is just covering it all up.
    (seriously though, if you haven't seen Pacific Rim yet, go see it - it's really good)

    1. Re:It's against Kaiju! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      D'oh, beaten.

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    2. Re:It's against Kaiju! by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      (seriously though, if you haven't seen Pacific Rim yet, go see it - it's really good)

      Hmm, for varying values of really good perhaps. Another mindless and predictable Americentric Hollywood excretion with the usual eye-rollingly trite boy-meets-girl and "you killed mah bruddah!" sub-plots we've all come to know and love.

      The dark ocean-at-night scenes collided with so much whirling-metal-tentacles-smoke-oh-man-what-is-going-on I found myself wondering whether Michael Bay had been let out of his cage for this movie. The only positive thing I can say is that I'm glad I pirated it so I only wasted time rather than time and money on the bloody thing.

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  36. Seriously? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Surely they can't be seriously considering New Orleans II. We all know how that catastrophe has worked out.

  37. Steady State by archer,+the · · Score: 1

    And then there's the question of how long the environment would take to reach its next steady state. Even if all of humanity went carbon-neutral today, the climate still has to catch up with the 33% change we've made to this massive system.

    1. Re:Steady State by archer,+the · · Score: 2

      bah! "33% change to one variable in this massive system".

  38. Old idea rehashed as "global warming solution" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's been talk of turning the Bay into a fresh water lake for decades. This is just a thinly disguised attempt to use the hot button topic of global warming to once again trot out this tired horse.

    Nothing to see here folks...

  39. I have an idea.... MOVE by DigitalReverend · · Score: 0

    Instead of continuously screwing around trying to fight a losing battle against nature,simple move to where there is less chance of nature causing disruption.

    If it floods there....move
    If there's a lot of wildfires...move
    If there are landslides...move.

    I think it would be much cheaper to just move and then use the money that would have gone for fighting nature with the "biggest and costliest project in civil engineering" for humanitarian purposes, like say, feeding and housing the poor.

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  40. Here's a hint... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1, Funny

    We see in so many movies that have underwater cities etc... they all have bio domes and seem to have their infrastructure and atmosphere all encapsulated, but I guess this could have happened over time instead of all at once, as this could be a sign of changes to come, if the sea keeps rising, then we could just need to start building a dome like encasement, allowing us to keep the buildings where they are without too much worry about moving or losing the investment of that chosen physical location.

  41. 2 Problems Solved at Once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Protection from rising sea levels, and protection from kaiju. Build the wall tall!

  42. FREE relocation for corporations by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    It'll cost Americans less to fully fund relocation than it will to have our governments hijacked and made to fund idiotic and extremely expensive bandaids just because the corporations won't spend a dime to solve their problems.

  43. It's the sun, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man isn't causing global warming, it's natural cycles. Watch this documentary for the real science:
    http://www.globalwarmingclassroom.info

    1. Re:It's the sun, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding natural cycles, here is a Forbes article saying that the planet is now cooling:

      http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterferrara/2012/05/31/sorry-global-warming-alarmists-the-earth-is-cooling/

      "Central to these natural cycles is the Pacific Decadal Oscillation (PDO). Every 25 to 30 years the oceans undergo a natural cycle where the colder water below churns to replace the warmer water at the surface, and that affects global temperatures by the fractions of a degree we have seen. The PDO was cold from the late 1940s to the late 1970s, and it was warm from the late 1970s to the late 1990s, similar to the Atlantic Multidecadal Oscillation (AMO)."

  44. It's just Friday, Not April 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Fool's Day worthy. Those buildings aren't national treasures. Most of these guys only care about quarterly reports anyway. They'll write it off and move to some low-rise flex space further away. By the time there's any real threat of flooding, a series of 10 competitors will have eaten their lunches too.

    Aside from that, the environmental lobby would never stand for such a thing.

    Why not start with something simpler? Cut a tunnel through the coast ranges and pump ocean air into buildings during the Summer. Ludicrous of course, and you couldn't even get 380 extended from the airport to the coast side. They spent decades debating over a tunnel from Pacifica to points south, and just completed it this year. How many people died in cliff-side accidents before they built it? I don't know...

  45. Umm, seems backwards to me by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    Not that I know anything at all, but it seems like their trying to hold back the ocean. That seems counter-productive to me. Wouldn't it make a lot more sense, seeing as how we're land dwellers and all, to simply build-up the land? We've been extending cities out into lakes and oceans for centuring -- filling in the ocean one block at a time. That's why my city has a front street, then a lakeshore street, and then harbour street, and then thirty yards of land, and then finally the lake.

    I'd imagine that heaping on some dirt, and lifting the buildings higher (yes, rebuilding them as necessary) would make the most sense.

    1. Re:Umm, seems backwards to me by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      A more sensible solution would be to build on stilts. In Vietnam they build floating houses on long poles that operate as houseboats - as the storm surges come inland during monsoons the living quarters float up.

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  46. I live in Colorado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care. Move to higher ground if you want, or drown. It's your choice. Plenty of cheap land available, but like lemmings you choose to live near the sea for some unfathomable reason.

  47. Gravity always wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, enormous walls holding back the Pacific Ocean right next to an large active fault line. What could go wrong?

  48. A Rothschild funded slashdot climate article a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1892858/pg1

    Keeps the bill collectors away!

  49. stupid comparison by serbanp · · Score: 1

    The article is laughable in so many ways. From a technical p.o.v. though, the comparison with the Three Gorges Dam is plain idiotic.

    That dam is huge because of the enormous shearing forces at the base. On the other hand, a 99% submerged dam will feel mostly tidal forces, which are many orders of magnitude lower. Heck, it would be exposed to less stress than a 50' normal dam.

  50. Market solution! by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    Oh but it's so much easier to just adapt to global warming! Think how much it would cost to pay slightly more for cleaner sources of electricity and pay a bit more up front for an electric car that then only costs pocket change to fuel! You might as well condemn all those people to death right now!

    But... But... won't the "free market" reward them for breathing water?

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  51. Imagined threats by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    WHAT sea level rise? Oh yeah 2 mm per year. So in 500 years we're talking about 3 feet. In 500 years. Venice has survived much more than 3 feet. I challenge you to build a "defensive" structure that will last that long, in an earthquake area, with a bankrupt state. Surely there are other things to waste limited funds on rather than this witch hunt?

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  52. Solar panel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have a bunch of solar panels (a few hundred miles) to power a massive ice cube maker. Make ice from sea water

  53. Just dump the water on Antarctica by zmooc · · Score: 1

    I was just last night thinking about ideas to counter sea level rise. I came up with a rather unfeasible plan that I want to share with you since it illustrates the scale of the problem rather nicely.

    My plan was to pump all additional water onto the South Pole. In order to counter the projected sea level rise for the 21st century, we'd have to pump up the equivalent of about 10-30 times the flow rate of the Mississippi river (something like 15000 cubic meters per second). The south pole has an elevation of 3000 meter.

    (9.81 (meter / (second^2))) * (3 kilometer) * (15000000 (kilogram / second)) =
    441450 megawatts

    Ridiculous.

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    1. Re:Just dump the water on Antarctica by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      The resulting melting of Antarctic ice would raise the global sea level 20 feet instead of 4 feet.

      Try this at home - fill your bathtub with blocks of ice, make sure drain is open, and then run cold water at pressure onto the ice - voila, lots of very very cold ice flowing onto your bathroom floor.

      Please make sure you upload the vid of this, complete with penguin soundtrack.

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    2. Re:Just dump the water on Antarctica by zmooc · · Score: 1

      Ok, you're right. But Antarctica is _cold_ so you could just use snow cannons. They use about 50 liters per minute so you'd only need about 18 million of them. Those all need 10-20 kilowatt of electricity so that would be an additional 250000 megawatt.

      New total: 700000 megawatt:P

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  54. Re:So..possible.Boondoggle by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

    Google, Facebook, Yahoo, Oracle, LinkedIn, and Intuit need to snap to it, then. If they started now they could get it in place in a few years, before the seas come rushing in. They've got the funds. Money, meet mouth.

    But if they simply figure out how to reverse global warming, then the Barrage would not be needed.
    I wonder if anyone at the companies is working on that?

  55. Golden gate barrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .... also handy in case of giant kaiju attack!

  56. Hmm... by bhlowe · · Score: 1

    You have a source for your 30 ft elevation change between the two canals? If true, any large pipe between the two oceans would be a 30' hydroelectric source providing boundless clean energy. Thanks for solving the world's energy crisis.

    1. Re:Hmm... by catprog · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Hmm... by LRAD · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't. It says the tidal variation is much greater. It says the average sea level is 8 inches higher on one side.

  57. This is just California ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... putting in the first claim against an inevitable carbon tax.

    The tax will be collected, so its just a matter of everyone stepping up with their own pork barrel projects to get a piece of it.

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  58. Or they could just move? by kgskgs · · Score: 1

    Why build a exorbitantly costly structure that needs to never fail, to fight a battle against an enemy that will never give up?
    Why not just make a plan to move away?

    It's not like you have run out of land. There is plenty of land in California that's barren.

    No matter how big all these companies are and how big cash they have, they are there to make profit using their product. They need to remain focused on the product and not get into construction business.

  59. Re: What Global Warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like how no one took your bait, try again.

  60. LOL by Silvrmane · · Score: 1

    I haven't even bothered to read the article. The current rate of sea level rise (which has been a nearly linear rate for the last century) is 40mm per decade. Mid century means that by 2050, the sea level will be 148 mm higher than it is now. I would hope that Google built their facility a BIT higher above sea level than that. Why do these ridiculous claims get such traction amongst people who should really know better?

  61. Cities are the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is cities. They created global warming because they are unsustainable drains on resources and polluters. So the cities shall suffer the wrath. Big deal. Wonderful fun to watch them be distracted by the symptoms rather than them actually solving the problems they created. Good riddance.

  62. sudden loss of existing infrastructure by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is not so sudden if you have a 50-100 year warning... so it would be cheaper to move, just not all at once. Start now by placing incentives in place. It is not in the public interest, for example, to provide government insurance for known coastal flood zones.

    Like so many problems, it is not an all or nothing deal. Declare now that public funds will not be used for massive dyke projects, and publish a reasonable timetable describing tapering off of any flood coverage, such that the percentage of coverage is zero in 50 years. You can't fight nature, but there will be no end of people willing to take the money to try.

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    1. Re:sudden loss of existing infrastructure by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Start now by placing incentives in place.

      Why?

      If encroaching seawater is not adequate incentive to get the PHBs to act, they deserve to go bankrupt when their sites flood.

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  63. Re:So..possible.Boondoggle by roc97007 · · Score: 2

    Of course they are. In fact the computers they're using are generating so much heat that... hey, wait a minute...

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  64. Screw the humans, save the oil companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it would cut into the profits of major industries like coal and oil.

    Sounds like "May the country, the world and new technology die off. As long as the oil guys get their money."

  65. working with nature by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

    When you coax or gently prod nature the results are generally favorable. Outright giving it the middle finger usually results in disaster. I'm not sold on The Great Seawall of America yet, especially considering how much undeveloped land (and time) we still have.

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  66. The problem is not rise in sea level but max ht by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    The real problem is not the median rise in sea level per se, but the actual risk factor is a combination of frequency of 500 year storms (which now are occuring every 2-3 years) plus maximum wave height given the new median sea level.

    You can build a four foot dike, but if waves vary by 20 feet in storm surges, you would need a series of dikes that can withstand 24 foot waves.

    Baffle systems that channel and break wave structures might help, as well as power generators that use wave energy (eg cylinders that move up and down on fixed floats), but the main problem is the total energy in storm surges is now greatly increased due to climate change, and the resulting force makes standard earthworks fairly useless.

    Until you solve that, you'll be continually surprised by how many sharks get over your anti-shark wall.

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  67. Easiest way to deal with this - end insurance spt by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    A far easier way to deal with encroaching seas is to end tax deductibility for all residential, commercial, and industrail properties within a specific height from sea level, within about 10 miles of the oceans.

    This would allow the market to force people to move, while balancing the budget.

    Any revenues from the ending of said tax subsidies could be used to pay down the national debt.

    But that's capitalism, not mercantalism, so Congress would never agree to it.

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  68. I got this, but someone kill Dierdre please by SMACX+guy · · Score: 1

    I'll propose launching a solar shade it at the next planetary council meeting, but Dierdre is just going to vote against it again. I can't (cheaply) reach her yet. Someone wanna take her out for me?

  69. California politics by Snufu · · Score: 1

    As a native and card carrying NIMBY, I am too familiar with California municipal paralysis. Nothing will be built.

    On a related note, this would be a great time for you to invest in my startup: Silicon Valley Gondola. We have WiFi.

  70. Why? by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    Moving out is cheaper for everybody.

  71. Please build it by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

    and stay out of AZ!

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  72. Army Corps of Engineers proposed this in the 60's by rlh100 · · Score: 1

    There was a project for a 3-way dam to keep the fresh water separate from the salt water. The project died an early death in the environmental backlash of the mid 60's.

    This is a horrible idea. I will totally change the ecology of the SF bay. It will probably kill most of the salmon going into central California via the Sacramento/San Joaquin rivers. And how much energy with the pumping plants need?

  73. 12 inches per century, max? I'm SO scared. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Records and research show that sea level has been steadily rising at a rate of 1 to 2.5 millimeters (0.04 to 0.1 inches) per year since 1900.

    Four to ten inches per century. Look out for the tidal wave.

    Variation by a factor of 2.5? That's VERY noisy data to use for the extrapolation of rates. How few samples and what level of noise do they have that they can't come up with better error margins?

    This rate may be increasing. Since 1992, new methods of satellite altimetry (the measurement of elevation or altitude) indicate a rate of rise of 3 millimeters (0.12 inches) per year.

    And with noisy data you occasionally get an outlier on one end or the other. Of course if you want to produce panic you treat the biggest excursion as if it's the average, and extrapolate it out for a century. But even if you do that you're talking a whole 12 inches sea rise in a CENTURY.

    It's been less than 2.4 centuries since the American Revolution, a little over five since Columbus made his famous trip. Don't you think that, if the sea level gradually rises by a foot per century the new construction will just be up the hills a little more and the companies will move?

    And while we're at it, how OLD are these high-tek companies, and how long before they're replaced by a new generation? Do they actually expect to be in existence and in the same buildings after fifty or a hundred years? The mind boggles.

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  74. Here's an solution to global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Create a naturally occurring ubiquitous process where carbon dioxide is converted into oxygen. Oh wait...

  75. "carbon tax" -> "fossil carbon tax" by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

    On the topic of carbon tax...

    An emission tax might difficult to estimate and complicated to keep tabs on.
    However, taxing extraction of fossil carbon would be much simpler because coal/oil/gas companies keep careful track of what they extract.

    This has several advantages...

    - As pointed out above, it's simpler, easier and therefore cheaper and more accurate.

    - The added price (due to taxing extraction) of fossil carbon would flow through the whole economy. Those products and services that require more fossil carbon would have a higher cost increase than "leaner" products and services. Market forces would favour the "leaner" options.

    - The longer an economy stays on fossil fueled energy, the longer it remains burdened by fossil carbon tax. So the whole economy would benefit by moving to cleaner energy.

    - This would affect all kinds of fossil use, not just the burning of fuel, but also the manufacturing of plastics. This may seem a bad thing, but consider that oil reserves are running out as it is, and finding alternate sources for plastics would be good. Again, this encourages market forces to start innovating new ways to produce plastics.

    - One could perhaps even allow carbon tax rebates for carbon that is sequestered and stored away (much like "spent" nuclear fuels are today). Though I doubt it would be profitable enough to be a viable business model.

    There is the risk of people using non-fossil fuels (such as forests). So perhaps a combination of a fossil carbon tax and a habitat tax would be a better option. I dunno.

    However, no ecology copes well with sudden changes, not even "economic ecologies"*. So a fossil carbon tax would need to be introduced as a small tax and slowly increased over time.

    * Funny how so much of big business and politics harp on about how sudden changes to economies can cause such adaptation pains to markets that they can collapse, yet won't acknowledge that sudden changes to climate can cause such adaptation pains to ecologies that they can collapse.

  76. Speaking of China by arctother · · Score: 1

    Speaking of China, wouldn't the rootless cosmopolitans in question just pick up and move their campuses somewhere drier --- such as the next emerging superpower? When your business is the movement of bits, why should you care about the fate of some particular spot on the earth, especially when it would be very expensive to do so? It would also be a betrayal of the tech elite's emerging neoliberal ideology to prioritize anything over profit, especially the environment, "communities", and above all, the fate of San Francisco.

  77. brilliant! *facepalm* by wad4ever · · Score: 1

    Now you get floods with your earthquakes!

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  78. Re:Move Silicon Valley? Yeah. Right. by lpq · · Score: 1

    And move all of the silicon valley employees out of the valley to hot-inland locations? Sure they can move the buildings, but they can't move the interactive mind-share that only goes on in a reasonably large urban area with weather that is conducive to outdoor activities much of the year.

    If people have to stay indoors, they will be isolated and there will be less of the creativity spawning interactions between engineers of different companies.

    Google would never have been as successful as it is today if it had been in Redmond. Think about how many companies buy each other and merge -- and think about how well MS's purchase of skype has paid off.

    From San Francisco to Malibu, much of the CA coast is classic Mediterranean climate. Cross that with good access for mobilizing goods (people included) in and out of the area and you are reproducing the environment that spawned much of western civilization.

    If the weather conditions get too far from idea, that climate might start looking like Seattle, if it goes wet, or if hotter like the Tigress, Euphrates and Nile river valleys that are now desserts due to over development and deforesting.

    Who knows -- maybe Bush's sale of many coastal old-growth forests off the NW coast will eventually dry the climate up north and Silicon Valley will HAVE to move northward to maintain it's climate, but that's likely, at least a century away.

  79. Yeah!!! by Gription · · Score: 1

    Sure, because the electric power grid is so bullet proof and under utilized.

    If electric cars (as currently imagined) were a good idea you wouldn't have phrases like "rolling blackouts" and they would have learned a basic concept that every RC car guy learned a couple decades ago called "swappable batteries".

    1. Re:Yeah!!! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Swappable batteries for a full-size car are a dumb idea. Swapping your own batteries would be dumb enough due to the huge size and expense of the batteries and the fact that the range of a battery is generally enough, but then when you talk about swapping with Some Dude's batteries you open up problems of prior use and standardized sizes and future upgrade problems...swappable batteries on EVs only make sense in racing.

      You also assume that power grids are going to be a barely-functional mess forever.

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  80. Pending Disaster by agrisea · · Score: 1

    What I find rather interesting is that people continue to buy coastal low level land, especially considering that interactive maps (like http://flood.firetree.net/ ) clearly show what a sea level rise will do to that land. The site I use has been around since 2004. Are these people expecting that the government pay them when their land goes underwater?

    But it gets even more interesting (when you use the link I provided) to raise the sea level as many meters as is now predicted. Places such as the Salton Sea might actually become connected to the Pacific Ocean because of the low level land to the south. Rivers that dump in to the ocean, as sea levels rise, the land on either side of the river upstream will flood.

    As to the topic of this article, there is a solution besides relocation, such as using buildings that float. Otherwise, relocate to a location at a high enough altitude that future sea level rises will not affect them. And to start the process now instead of waiting until the last moment.

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    1. Re:Pending Disaster by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      What I find rather interesting is that people continue to buy coastal low level land, especially considering that interactive maps [...] clearly show what a sea level rise will do to that land.

      I don't find it interesting ; I find it amusing.

      But I've been laughing at people who misunderstand the concept of "flood plain" since the government here stopped banning people from developing on flood plains. Of course, they didn't do anything to actually stop the flood plains form being flood plains, they just let unscrupulous bastards develop property there, and then sell it to fools who don't do their homework. And when, inevitably, it floods ... well "tough shit, Sherlock!"

      The news about global warming isn't news. Anyone who hasn't already sold their vulnerable property to some fool who refuses to do their homework, is going to be chasing a decreasing number of such fools as time goes on. So, get out of Dodge!

      I've got 15m of freeboard between my new house and credible tsunami run-up levels in this area ; I've done my homework. That was one of the major reasons for completely excluding large areas of the city from consideration for moving to. It's not hard to do. My heart doesn't bleed enough for them to take a huge financial hit to save a fool who hasn't done their homework from the consequences of their irresponsibility.

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    2. Re:Pending Disaster by agrisea · · Score: 1

      So, get out of Dodge!

      Well actually, Dodge, Kansas, where that phrase originated, has an elevation of 2,493 ft (760 m) so I'd stay in Dodge.

      I've got 15m of freeboard between my new house and credible tsunami run-up levels in this area

      While 15 meters really is not that much for elevation, especially when talking about tsunamis, it also depends on what event triggered the tsunami and that location. I happen to reside in an area that has an elevation of 4,802 ft (1,463.6 m) so unless an asteroid hits the Pacific, am safe from all the high water issues.

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    3. Re:Pending Disaster by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      While 15 meters really is not that much for elevation, especially when talking about tsunamis, it also depends on what event triggered the tsunami and that location.

      I did my homework ; the locally-sourced tsunami of the North Sea basin are related to submarine landslips on the mid-Norwegian continental slope involving thousands of cubic kilometres of sediment (for comparison, the 1929 Newfoundland/ Grand Banks earthquake and tsunami involved on the order of a hundred cu.km). Run-up heights on the exposed coasts between me and the source region vary between 2 and 6m, so I'm looking at 10m as a working figure, and keeping 15m of freeboard from that.

      If we had another Mjollnir (40km impact structure, 140-odd Myr, old Barents Sea) event, I might have a problem. But since everyone else on the continent would be having a bad hair day that day ... I'm not terribly concerned. And that 15m of freeboard is still a good chunk of insurance.

      Good luck on your 4800ft of freeboard. That's you not worried about sea-level rise. You still need to be reasonably sure that rainwater (snow melt) will go away, and has somewhere to go to, so having a reasonable local slope was also an issue (about 2 degrees of slope at my location, down to the river level, which has 20-odd metres to drop in it;s last km to the sea).

      It's not rocket science.

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  81. Really? by Gription · · Score: 1

    Swappable batteries are dumb because everyone will go for 12+ hour charges every couple hundred miles? Really?? I guess we will no longer have interstate freeways...
    Batteries are just a commodity. You can buy a propane bottle based on exchange of the bottle and you think it is impossible to buy a battery based on exchange. How about a 30 second idea on how it can work from someone who isn't even connected to the industry: You pay for a battery that is good for 1000 charges. For the next 1000 exchanges you only pay for the cost of the energy to charge it and the swap fee at the service station.
    A battery is a box that holds power. It is easy to design modular boxes that can be swapped in and out. Instead of a D cell have a Z cell. A sub compact takes, say, 12 of them. A minivan takes maybe 20. That's technically impossible?
    Yeah, impossible crazy idea and they will never do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlaQuKk9bFg
    (The only problem with the Tesla solution is it is brand/model specific.)

    So what is your economic incentive to get power company share holders to invest to add additional reserve to the power system when we can't get enough power into large metropolitan areas to begin with? Hoping real hard? Blankly saying that "in the future the grid can be improved" is planning based on fantasy.
    http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/13/08/28/0325237/us-electrical-grid-on-the-edge-of-failure

    1. Re:Really? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Swapping batteries is technically possible but that doesn't make it less dumb. EVs of the last few years can do an 80% quick charge in half an hour. The only way to make charging an EV take 12 hours would be to try to do a full charge on a high-capacity model from a 110v socket.

      But what makes it dumb most of all is that it requires long-term planning and sacrifice to solve a very short-term problem. Batteries are already good enough for most uses, and as capacity goes up the swappable battery infrastructure makes less and less sense. In 20 years it will seem as silly as having an F1-like quick tire change setup on every car and a pit crew with pre-heated tires in every gas station.

      About the power companies, isn't that supply and demand thing supposed to work? When the power cuts out the power companies aren't making money.

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  82. Undersea Lab? by tmjva · · Score: 1

    Sealab 2021 will be run be these companies!

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  83. I realize that you will never get it. by Gription · · Score: 1

    Swapping batteries is technically possible but that doesn't make it less dumb. EVs of the last few years can do an 80% quick charge in half an hour. The only way to make charging an EV take 12 hours would be to try to do a full charge on a high-capacity model from a 110v socket.
    But what makes it dumb most of all is that it requires long-term planning and sacrifice to solve a very short-term problem. Batteries are already good enough for most uses, and as capacity goes up the swappable battery infrastructure makes less and less sense. In 20 years it will seem as silly as having an F1-like quick tire change setup on every car and a pit crew with pre-heated tires in every gas station.

    So your "obvious" solution is to queue up cars to wait their turn (for god knows how long) so they can sit in a place that they don't want to be for half an hour? You must not have anything you do with your time. Let's just ignore the part about repeated fast charging damaging the battery and voiding the warrenty.
    You have no reason to charge the CAR. You only have a reason to charge the BATTERY. Keeping the car there is silly. Even more naive is to give the requirement for "long-term planning and sacrifice" as a reason it shouldn't be done. ALL energy infrastructure requires long term planning. The current gasoline distribution infrastructure takes an amazing quantity of planning that is quite detailed for more then a decade into the future.

    As far as sacrifice... Does it really have to be spelled out for you? What do you think you are paying for? If it is really hard and requires "sacrifice" you get to charge a price for it. Whole industries have risen on the idea that a company can do the difficult work so the consumer has to do none. (Really the "sacrifice" comment is the dumbest thing you have said. Don't advertise stupidity.)
    BTW - I did notice that you ignored that fact that battery swaps have already been embraced by one manufacturer because the consumer public needs the service.

    About the power companies, isn't that supply and demand thing supposed to work? When the power cuts out the power companies aren't making money.

    Well it hasn't solved the current problem where the grid can't handle the seasonal highs that are expected every year. So why hasn't your "obvious" solution panned out every year? (Maybe the problem is that it requires "long-term planning and sacrifice" to build and improve an electric grid.)

    A simple look at what consumers are willing to put up with will tell you that you have less then 5 minutes to get the vehicle full of energy. You can pump it in as gasoline, you can pump it in as hydrogen, you can get it in as charged batteries. If the person has to wait more then 5 minutes they will never go for it. That leaves you with a choice of gasoline power, fuel cell power, or swappable batteries.
    I am going to be driving over 2000 miles in the next week. I will enjoy the fact that I WILL NOT be sitting for 10+ hours during that time doing 20+ "fast charges". I will also enjoy the fact that you have no part in the long term planning and sacrifice of our nation's energy infrastructure.

  84. Won't it be cheaper and less resource intensive to by nhat11 · · Score: 1

    just move?

  85. 3m in 100 years by Dabido · · Score: 1

    Wait, isn't the predicted sea level rise a total of almost 3m over the next 100 years? I'm not familiar with San Francisco, except what I've seen on TV and movies (lots of Hills with a huge bridge and trolley cars). But, are all those offices really located only 3m or less above sea level? If not, then they have over 100 years to relocate their offices. I doubt they would have been in the same offices anyway as they would have expanded or contracted as a business over that 100 years. Even if they are only 1m - 3m above sea level, they still have time to move. They could also look at turning San Fran into the Venice of California if it is really going to be struggling with the water.

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  86. Sea level rise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sea level rise is a serious threat. It has great implications in terms of environment. A proper commission of experts should be set to find out why sea level is increasing, how much it is increasing by, and what is the most efficient way to counter this threat. Such threats should not be neglected since they affect not just local but possibly distant communities as well.

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