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Exponential Algorithm In Windows Update Slowing XP Machines

jones_supa writes "An interesting bug regarding update dependency calculation has been found in Windows XP. By design, machines using Windows Update retrieve patch information from Microsoft's update servers (or possibly WSUS in a company setting). That patch information contains information about each patch: what software it applies to and, critically, what historic patch or patches the current patch supersedes. Unfortunately, the Windows Update client components used an algorithm with exponential scaling when processing these lists. Each additional superseded patch would double the time taken to process the list. With the operating system now very old, those lists have grown long, sometimes to 40 or more items. On a new machine, that processing appeared to be almost instantaneous. It is now very slow. After starting the system, svchost.exe is chewing up the entire processor, sometimes for an hour or more at a time. Wait long enough after booting and the machine will eventually return to normalcy. Microsoft thought that it had this problem fixed in November's Patch Tuesday update after it culled the supersedence lists. That update didn't appear to fix the problem. The company thought that its December update would also provide a solution, with even more aggressive culling. That didn't seem to help either. For one reason or another, Microsoft's test scenarios for the patches didn't reflect the experience of real Windows XP machines."

413 comments

  1. No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    They should have been off Windows XP long ago.

    1. Re:No Sympathy by kthreadd · · Score: 5, Informative

      They should have been off Windows XP long ago.

      Indeed. But it will stay for very very long I'm afraid. Lot's of systems still runs on XP with no available migration path. They just recently upgraded the security system where I work to XP. I don't want to think about what it ran before that.

    2. Re:No Sympathy by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, let's throw away that perfectly good piece of kit because you don't like it.

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    3. Re:No Sympathy by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So someone thought it was a good idea to upgrade a security system with software that will have no security support in 4 months time?

    4. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He means their physical security system, because there's no way that somebody breaking into the building would ever use a software vulnerability to get around your fancy-ass computerized magnetic locks.

    5. Re:No Sympathy by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      As mentioned above win XP is nearing its end of life where it will not get anymore security updates. Software updates can be done without throwing away hardware. That's a good reason to change the software on the machine to something else: win 7, RHEL, SUSE, something.

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    6. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a laptop which my kids use for simple web browsing and typing homework. Should I pay to upgrade to 7, or what? XP serves its purpose just fine, except of course when it's running painfully slowly.

    7. Re:No Sympathy by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      Yeah, let's throw away that perfectly good piece of kit because you don't like it.

      If it were perfectly good, there wouldn't need to be any updates.

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    8. Re:No Sympathy by Lazere · · Score: 2

      Not trying to be patronizing or sarcastic here, but have you thought about Linux? Throw Lubuntu on it and it'll run at least twice as fast. For the small amount of things you say they do on it, there really shouldn't be many migration pains.

    9. Re:No Sympathy by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just shoot the control panel. Door will just open

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    10. Re:No Sympathy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's not just a (physical, building) security system, it's ANY system. Why on earth would you choose to base your product (something that presumably companies will use for many, many years) on something that will have no security support in just 4 months? It's really quite idiotic; there's lots of freely-available OSes (including an RTOS) out there that you can use instead which don't have this problem.

    11. Re:No Sympathy by Luckyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Many reasons.

      1. It's light enough.
      2. It's air gapped.
      3. It's secured via elimination of infection vectors.
      4. It's needed for legacy reasons.
      5. Etc.

    12. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So someone thought it was a good idea to upgrade a security system with software that will have no security support in 4 months time?

      At least at the time of deployment it would be supported, which sounds like an improvement. Did you miss the GP's comment?

      I don't want to think about what it ran before that.

    13. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Troll? I'm advocating people should have migrated off an operating system with a terrible security record, incompatibilities with newer (more secure) software, and is over a decade old, and I get marked Troll?

      Honestly, letting this bug kill the system entirely and force normal users to move to a newer windows or Linux on the same machine (or even buy a new computer with whatever modern OS they want) is the best thing that can happen to internet visible Windows XP machines.

    14. Re:No Sympathy by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      #1 and #4 are not sufficient for picking an OS that gets no security updates, especially when there's readily-available alternatives that don't have this problem, and have free licensing to boot.

      #2 and #3 (which either must be the same thing, or else you're sadly mistaken if you really think anything network-connected can somehow be secured without security updates) may work for some products/systems, but I've seen way too many industrial systems running on Windows which are in fact network-connected. I'm not just talking about building security systems, I'm talking about all kinds of other stuff out there running on Windows, like $10k-200k oscilloscopes and logic analyzers, multimillion dollar industrial robotics and automation systems, etc. Many of these are in fact intended to be network-connected, and run on ancient Windows versions without security updates. There's simply no excuse for that.

    15. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Much hardware that runs XP cannot run win 7. Moving such a box to Linux involves trashing perhaps 100 items of software not available for Linux, and which run perfectly well on the XP box. I know this because I have 2 XP boxes in this situation. Of course, many of those 100 items have similar progs for Linux, each of which have to be installed, each of which has a different UI, for a total time investment of probably 100 hours by the time all the lossages get fixed.

    16. Re:No Sympathy by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      1. It's light enough.

      There are lots options here any current *BSD or Linux Kernel with basic gnu tools and a purpose built interface would still be lighter than XP. No X and Gnome 3 or KDE 5 won't be but there are plenty of things that would. That's before you even look into the other choices like QNX and friends out there as well.

      2. It's air gapped.

      That's bullshit son and you know it. Nothing air-gapped ever stays air-gapped. Anyone who has worked in a manufacturing environment and delt with plant engineers knows "it won't be on the network, honest" really means "I'll have a vulnerable version of VNC on this thing next week for bonus points I'll set the net mask wrong so I'll have problems that seem strange to me; ask you to help out and forget all about the conversation we had about not putting it on the network."

      3. It's secured via elimination of infection vectors.

      Right because vendors never update their own software and have to issue fixes and stuff that should not be there never finds its way onto that USB stick they bring into the building. Sorry seen that too way to many times.

      4. It's needed for legacy reasons.

      Right -- This unfortunitly is true and I really wish I could find a solution.

      5. Etc.

      Excuses, excuse, number 4 is really the only quasi legitimate reason and when its $100,000+ machine it controls 4 is good enough. Don't waste our time with etc etc... What reasons you imagine its okay are crap.

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    17. Re:No Sympathy by dragon-file · · Score: 1

      Actually, I installed windows 7 on a lenovo laptop that shipped with XP. While it didn't look as fancy as it could have (I blame the intel graphics card) it was very effective. It even booted faster and ran smoother than a fresh XP installation. Also all the hardware was recognized and worked with the Win 7 drivers.

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    18. Re:No Sympathy by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, let's throw away that perfectly good piece of kit because you don't like it.

      Any car built in the last 50 years is capable of highway speeds. I assume that you are still driving the first car that you ever bought?

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    19. Re:No Sympathy by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      The fact that you think that #2 and #3 are the same thing shows a massive level of ignorance of IT, to the point where I have a hard time seeing how we could have any kind of argument on topic of IT security without you taking at least a few basic courses on IT security.

    20. Re:No Sympathy by chromas · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, then good news! Windows XP is just four months away from being perfect.

    21. Re:No Sympathy by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      We are talking about XP. Not other OSs. It's exceptionally obvious that it's light enough stands for "it's light enough to run wintel software on older machines".

      I genuinely don't understand why there are so many people here on slashdot talking about windows security and not understanding it. It's entirely possible to secure a completely vanilla XP machine (zero updates, just basic boxed copy from release) to use on a fixed, open to internet static IP. I have done so myself, after my first XP machine borked itself badly trying to run SP1, completely killing the updating system. I didn't even bother fixing it and ran vanilla XP for years on that machine. This in spite of it running on university network which was teeming with aggressive nerdy wannabe hackers who made a shitload of attempts to exploit machines on the network, as I found out when I became network's admin a few years later.

      Funnily enough when I eventually got my hands on slipstreamed XP SP2 disk and decided to make a clean install, that machine got owned in about 30 seconds after hitting the log in menu for the first time after installation. Because I forgot to unplug the ethernet cable during installation and machine was obviously not secure out of the box - it just had the up to date patches, but several infection vectors were left exposed. So the vanilla, complete unupdated but secured XP machine ran fine for years, and fully updated machine got owned in 30 seconds flat on the same network socket.

      That is the reality of IT. First thing in securing machines is not patches, but elimination of vectors. Patches are just a jury rigged solution for the time when an exploit vector was left open. There are always vulnerabilities. That is the first rule of IT security. Eliminate or contain vectors of infection, then start thinking about what to do if something does get through.

      And if you secure it tightly enough, even vanilla XP is secure.

    22. Re:No Sympathy by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      In any case, something needs to be done to the boxes. If the software cannot be updated for what ever reason, they should be replaced. Leaving unpatchable xp boxes is not a good solution. I don't think you can call such boxes "perfectly fine" if they can't be updated to a secure solution. Unless, you have a strange set up with an unbreachable air gap that doesn't allow any networked connections, or physical media. If that were the case, they wouldn't care how long windows updates take as it would be impossible to apply them. I knew some windows 3.1 boxes that were like this, so I guess its possible.

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    23. Re:No Sympathy by saleenS281 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      None of those reasons explain why the product can't run on Windows 7.

    24. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's because he's an orc! What do you expect?

    25. Re:No Sympathy by symbolset · · Score: 1

      This patch was premature. It wasn't supposed to be released until the last patch batch before XP goes out of support. Fortunately they have more like these to share with us between now and March, so the motivation to get off XP by April should be quite strong.

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    26. Re:No Sympathy by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Any car built in the last 50 years is capable of highway speeds. I assume that you are still driving the first car that you ever bought?

      Most people replace their cars every 5 years, the average life expectancy of a car especially in places where salt is an issue is 10-15 years. In places with high grades, which can put a heavy toll on the engine and drivetrain it's 8-12 years.

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    27. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Be sure to use bullets. Using a laser will just make the blast doors close.

    28. Re:No Sympathy by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      They explain why it doesn't have to.

      The drive to update for sake of updating is an expensive one.

    29. Re:No Sympathy by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Um, why?

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    30. Re:No Sympathy by localroger · · Score: 1

      Lots of process control and data acquisition systems have proprietary hardware whose drivers haven't been or can't be migrated. A security system has many candidates for such a dependency.

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    31. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many programs that just won't install under windows 7 that ran fine under XP simply because they used 3rd party installer programs that were 16-bit executables many of which don't appear to function in the new directory structure of win7. There are also a bunch of programs that access the legacy 16-bit dll interfaces or sound-blaster emulation in XP in a way that appears to be unsupported in win7.

      Even though XP mode was supposed to solve this, it only work on Win7 pro and even with Win7 pro doesn't appear to play nice with many common printer-interceptor drivers that were used for dos-style printing under windowsXP (XP mode being a virtual machine and all).

    32. Re:No Sympathy by jimmydevice · · Score: 1

      It's NT all the way down

    33. Re: No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually maglocks are mainly in store fronts where it's easy to just follow someone in. The interior doors are usually either electrified strike or electrified hinge (the middle one) which are controlled by rfid. the strike or hinge are controlled by 12c DC, and the door frames are made out of conductive metal....just scratch some paint off...

    34. Re:No Sympathy by dwywit · · Score: 1

      You're right, but I can't understand why the contract for a six or seven-figure {insert specialised hardware here} doesn't carry clauses for updating the software that communicates with its generic WinTel controller. I mean it's obvious that a (for example) car factory robot is expected to last for more than the turnaround cycle of a Wintel box, why isn't the supplier of said robot obligated in the support contract to provide updated drivers for Windows for the expected life of the robot?

      I've got customers (mostly farmers) who have trouble understanding that generic computer hardware used in their office isn't expected to last nearly as long as the farming equipment in the shed outside. I still see Pentium 4-vintage boxes occasionally, and I immediately make sure the data are being backed up.

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    35. Re:No Sympathy by jimmydevice · · Score: 1

      lucky?

    36. Re:No Sympathy by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      And that's Microsoft's problem, why? If you're dumb enough to have a core part of your business based on a product that you didn't either:
      A. get guaranteed updates to new OS versions for your life of the product or
      B. a promise of source code access should the vendor either go under or no longer wish to provide you binary updates

      your business deserves to fail.

    37. Re:No Sympathy by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      If it's air gapped you won't be updating through windows update anyway, so this particular problem doesn't apply to you.

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    38. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      i still run XP and Windows 2000. This past update to XP took forever. I saw srvchost running at 100% and thought I had a virus/trojan that pretended to be srvchost. i killed it a couple times not realizing it was doing a windows update for December 2013, until I forgot to kill it while watching TV and then I saw that updates were waiting to be installed.

      Solution to problem. Create an SP4 service pack for windows XP and another Service Pack for windows 2000. Even though windows 2K updates have stopped and XP will soon, i think the last thing MSoft should do is to put out an SP as the last release before shutting down the OS. Make my job easier since in would create an updated install disc with the SP's slip streamed in.

    39. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if your business isn't IBM or the like you dont make demands like that.

    40. Re:No Sympathy by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Why?

    41. Re:No Sympathy by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      So what was the point of upgrading then?

    42. Re:No Sympathy by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Because there's still 4 months of support left? Or do you think Microsoft should employ a delaying tactic because customers don't matter?

      Remember, end of active support does not mean end of XP. The machines do not self destruct the day after the last update.

    43. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sad because that means the security system builders didn't do their jobs. Nobody seems to want to do their jobs anymore.

    44. Re:No Sympathy by cr0nj0b · · Score: 2

      Thank you for a reasonable sentiment. slashdot is driving me crazy.

      The real world is messy. You can't always update everything. You understand this, but other do not.

      I have to maintain a Frankenstein PC that interfaces to a multi-million dollar piece of manufacturing equipment. So backups of the hard drives, spare motherboards, CPUs, memory, IDE Hard drives, and other things. This computer is 8 years old, with an expected life of another 7. Yuck!
      Thankfully its network connection goes to 1 thing and 1 thing only! The PLC. Am I worried about a virus? No. My concern is hardware failing. If someone plugged a malicious USB drive in, then the machine will just be restored to a known good point.

    45. Re: No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would agree if I had not seen 10 year old machines air gapped at fabs and factories. Intel is vigilant about not permitting slurry tools on the network unless they meet specific requirements - SECSGEM for a start. I've been told by employees that they will be fired if an unauthorized machine is put on the network. I once wanted to put a machine on the network to download updates and was firmly told that if I did that I would be escorted from the building and that they would call my boss to inform the company that I would no longer be permitted on site.

    46. Re:No Sympathy by penix1 · · Score: 1

      #4 does... Namely legacy reasons.

      I have a perfectly fine multipage scanner here that doesn't have drivers for Windows 7 and the manufacturer is out of business. You do know that Windows 7 implemented driver signing right? So even if you do find a legacy driver it probably won't start because it won't be signed. And don't give me this "Linux is your route" because no driver exists for it there either. So my choices are toss a perfectly working, expensive at the time and in demand scanner just to update from a working OS to one that doesn't or stick with what is working.... Hmmmm Hard choice that one.

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    47. Re:No Sympathy by localroger · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is really unrealistic. What if the original hardware supplier is out of business or has discontinued the product line? The supply chain for many industrial systems of this type can be 10 levels deep, and it's simply impossible (unless you make the kind of hyper-expensive arrangements the military does so that they can keep 50's era computers running today) for contractors in that chain to do as you suggest. Commodity computers are so powerful and cheap with such ubiquitous development tools and talent that it's hard for suppliers to ignore what's available just because traditional ideas of longevity can't be trusted.

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    48. Re:No Sympathy by localroger · · Score: 2

      I suggest you ally yourself with an actual business and try to apply these lofty principles. I'll know your education is complete by the peals of laughter and sound of doors slamming behind you.

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    49. Re:No Sympathy by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      I don't really care if you use a scanner with windows XP, just don't fucking complain about problems with a decade old OS and expect the mfg to give you free support/code fixes as the OP apparently thinks should happen.

    50. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not trying to be patronizing or sarcastic here, but have you thought about Linux?

      OK... go on.

      Throw Lubuntu on it and it'll run at least twice as fast.

      Ah! Bullshit Linux zealot propaganda detected. Go fuck yourself.

    51. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he works in building security, not IT security.

    52. Re:No Sympathy by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Well, if you want to sell me something for upwards of six figures, you'd better be prepared to sign a contract for support that includes drivers for updated interfaces (USB vs. Serial) and updated operating systems (Windows 7 vs. XP or even 98). I wouldn't expect an open-ended arrangement, just enough to cover the lifespan of the machine (the robot, not the PC controlling it).

      Suppliers going out of business is a common threat but it hasn't got anything to do with being prepared to guarantee support for your product. If the supplier of my industrial robot goes out of business and no-one else is willing to take up the support, then I'll be replacing my robot as soon as I can afford it. I won't risk running them for as long as possible knowing that the beige box in the corner might give up the ghost any day now and I can't buy a mainboard with EISA slots anymore.

      As for discontinuing product lines, IBM continues to support (albeit for a lot of $$$) many of its discontinued lines and many people are prepared to pay for that. In my experience with AS400s, it would have been cheaper to upgrade than to continue maintenance on our ten-year-old E35, but management decided to switch to Windows servers instead (I left not long afterwards).

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    53. Re: No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soooo two and a half weeks is too long to prep a system before releasing it into the wild?

    54. Re:No Sympathy by Ghaoth · · Score: 1

      Scopes and logic analyzers running Windows??????
      Surely you jest.
      Windows is not known for its real time response. What would be the scopes timebase marked in? - days, hours and minutes.

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    55. Re: No Sympathy by staalmannen · · Score: 1

      I can attest to that this also is a problem in academic (biomedical) research. We have two fairly expensive machines that originally were attached to a win 95 or 98. The controller software is 16-bit and I experience a lot of instability now that the computers gave up and got replaced by XP machines. Sadly the products are discontinued and the company merged/bought. As a Linux nerd I would have loved to have OSS drivers for these machines, but that will most likely never happen (too niche products for anyone with skills to care)

    56. Re:No Sympathy by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, but you can bet there are people sitting on exploits waiting for the security updates to stop.
      Once that happens, their exploits will never be fixed and they've got free reign.

    57. Re:No Sympathy by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do. They use hardware acquisition modules (A/D) then use windows apps and touchscreens for the UI so response time is not important. These things cost $20,000.00 or so, give or take $10K.

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    58. Re: No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please place the five hour energy drink and LOLcats guide to Hacking Corporate Networks (Purchased from amazon) back in the gray cubicle desk drawer. Everyone here can tell that it is still your first year doing IT , and we are all embarrassed for you. There, now you owe me a beer. Good day sir

    59. Re:No Sympathy by staalmannen · · Score: 2

      #4 does... Namely legacy reasons.

      I have a perfectly fine multipage scanner here that doesn't have drivers for Windows 7 and the manufacturer is out of business. You do know that Windows 7 implemented driver signing right? So even if you do find a legacy driver it probably won't start because it won't be signed. And don't give me this "Linux is your route" because no driver exists for it there either. So my choices are toss a perfectly working, expensive at the time and in demand scanner just to update from a working OS to one that doesn't or stick with what is working.... Hmmmm Hard choice that one.

      It would have helped if you mentioned brand and model. Perhaps people could have helped you out...

    60. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need to post AC, as I moderated. Check VueScan. Happy customer.

    61. Re:No Sympathy by Calinous · · Score: 1

      If you want to buy something for upwards of six figures, be prepared to pay another six or seven figures for the kind of support you request. I'm assuming that if you bought in 2000 such a device with Windows XP drivers, you would have paid 13 years of support in order to be entitled to request drivers for windows 8.1. Considering the approximate price for 15 years of "Gold" or "Platinum" support, you'd be ahead if you bought a system new.
            Or, as it was mentioned previously, companies go out of business, business gets unloaded (Kodak no longer makes hardware, IBM no longer makes desktops and laptops, soon Nokia won't sell mobile phones, and so on.

    62. Re:No Sympathy by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      [...]#4 are not sufficient for picking an OS that gets no security updates, especially when there's readily-available alternatives that don't have this problem, and have free licensing to boot.

      Is there alternatives out there that can run every XP program? Especially considering that legacy software is bound to be error-ridden and badly coded.

      If there isn't, couldn't you easily be in the position that running XP is the least unreasonable possibility? Though I suppose a virtual machine running XP is marginally better from a security perspective.

    63. Re:No Sympathy by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      It's not just a (physical, building) security system, it's ANY system. Why on earth would you choose to base your product (something that presumably companies will use for many, many years) on something that will have no security support in just 4 months?

      a) It's not connected to the Internet.
      b) There's no idiot users surfing the web with it.

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    64. Re:No Sympathy by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Why on earth would you choose to base your product (something that presumably companies will use for many, many years) on something that will have no security support in just 4 months?

      You wouldn't. You based it on something that would be supported for several years when you made the decision back in 2006. It's just that schedules being as they are, it has taken that long to develop the product and get it to market.

      In the land of dinosaurs, where Big Companies do Stupid Things, it is fairly common for new products to be launched and then the whole platform end-of-lifed soon after. It's nobody's fault in particular, just how decisions get made.

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    65. Re:No Sympathy by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Thats no different to saying Gnome is too old, kill it. Nothing bad with XP, it still works, can be patched, i mean whats really different at the OS level (not shell, not fancy apps) compared to win8. Its still the same, or better because it hasnt removed old deprecated libs like win8, which is stupid, because HD space is so cheap, old libs should live forever.

      Hey, at least its possible to boot winXP in less ram than even android 1.6. I can get a full XP desktop working in under 48meg ram. Add a fancy gui that looks like Win8 Tiles, which is no more than a user land app, and you could port/run WinXP in a atom based mobile probably with less overhead, and faster than win8 running on a atom.

      If XP is that bad and should be killed , then hell, MS, release the source code, let it free, or will people patch it to make it better than win8?

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    66. Re:No Sympathy by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      What kind of "security system" are they running that they just now updated to an OS about to be abandoned? I have a feeling this system is about as useful as a 30 day trial of Norton from 2002.

      As for TFA? look folks, its a dozen year old OS...what do you expect? Its patches has patches and unlike Vista and those that came after XP allowed programs to just run amok in its registry and system files. Frankly there ain't no telling which piece is causing the bug and how long it would take to fix. You've got third party AVs and DRM that dig into the kernel, you've got the bandaids bolted on to try to deal with the fact XP was designed to run as admin...its just a mess folks, it really is. So just let the thing die already, I mean if MSFT was still offering patches to Win98, would anybody here REALLY argue it was a good thing to run it, really? Well then why would you champion WinXP, an OS whose system requirements are a 300Mhz P3 with 128Mb of RAM. Yes its THAT fricking old. Let the old gal die already, like Win2K it had a good run but that time is past.

      For those running hardware so damned old it won't take anything newer I suggest you look at an AMD Bobcat Board which will frankly pay for itself in a few months thanks to lower cooling and the fact that at load the whole thing uses less than those power hog P4s did idling while running rings around all those old POS chips. Hell you can get one with a PCI slot and use a PCI to IDE/SATA adapter and keep your old drives and STILL be faster than those old Pentiums. You can even dual boot with XP if you need some time to switch over your programs but with only 4 months left better get on the ball. Use Win 7, use Linux, use something but get of XP already!

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    67. Re:No Sympathy by rikkards · · Score: 1

      There will be support.
      It will cost though...

    68. Re:No Sympathy by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Thanks Jack Bauer.

    69. Re:No Sympathy by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Probably higher up in the list: because you've already paid for it and have no need to replace everyone's computers. Sorry secretary/order entry clerk etc, but your P4 with 512MB RAM is good enough.

    70. Re:No Sympathy by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Yep. For example I worked at a cancer centre (radiation therapy). We had a $30k device whos drivers were written for Win 3.1. It is a niche product made by a research hospital. It was made years ago probably by doctoral student. They no longer work there and there isn't enough revenue to justify full time positions (only sell a few a year). So: Win 7 in XP compatiblity mode, didn't work, Win 7 running Virtual PC didn't work. Had to install real XP as a secondary boot and then run that in compatibility mode (16 bit driver). This is in an industry that hadn't even been into scale till ~late 80's. So how old do you think the drivers are going to be for a dentist's X-ray machine?

    71. Re:No Sympathy by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      To be fair, most P4s are pretty much dead nowadays. Rambus RAM sticks were extremely fragile. P3/First gen Athlon may still be running though!

    72. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      free reign.

      Fewer people think of horses these days.

    73. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I do have an Lubuntu disk waiting for that machine. But the fact is that currently, XP still gets security updates, so the fact that it's old isn't really a great reason for most people (especially non-geeks) to move off it. By April, sure. But new laptops just keep getting better, so why not wait until the last minute before replacing?

    74. Re:No Sympathy by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

      About a year I was part of a team of contractors that rolled out new hardware at an aviation/pilot training school. The new boxes were top of the line Xeons with 16GB of RAM and W7/64 preinstalled. Part of our job was to *install 32-bit XP on the machines* because the old training software hadn't been sufficiently tested to the satisfaction of the company on W7, even though the head IT manager had tested it and it worked fine. Since then I've wondered what they'll do come April.

    75. Re:No Sympathy by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I would never toss a car that still worked. I get rid of cars when they are no longer economical to repair, and then I let the leasers subsidize the purchase of my next used car. The lone exception might be that we trade in one of our current cars for one with all-wheel-drive.

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    76. Re:No Sympathy by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      By that logic, no OS is perfectly good. Fair enough, but not really related to the point I was trying to make. If XP works and the computer works for the task at hand, why upgrade?

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    77. Re:No Sympathy by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      OK, but until XP is EOL, you can save your money. Upgrading now would be like tossing out your perfectly good brake pads, just because they only have a couple hundred more miles on them.

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    78. Re:No Sympathy by jrronimo · · Score: 1

      It's a real thing. We have a couple of I think either Techtronix or Agilent scopes that run Windows 2000 or XP. A few years back someone plugged one of the 2k scopes into our network, at which point it became a movie server, hosting "Mr. Deeds". It is no longer allowed to be plugged into the network.

      One group just updated a crazy analyzer to a Pentium M with 1 GB of RAM. Cost: $40k. It's obscene.

    79. Re:No Sympathy by manicb · · Score: 1

      I didn't realise that arguments could be invalidated by mere unpopularity.

    80. Re:No Sympathy by IndieVoter · · Score: 1

      XP works, sort of. Given the follow on disasters from Redmond, the average user probably sees no reason to upgrade. If this is indeed a 'conspiracy' to get people to upgrade, then it will backfire. Google or Apple is not the best choice. MSFT is dead money in the dead world of desktops.

    81. Re:No Sympathy by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      While they are at it, release a SP2 for Windows 7, because its going to be around for a while.

    82. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even so I doubt it'll be such a big problem. The percentage of exploited Windows 2000 machines out of total Windows 2000 machines isn't that high. And there are still Windows 2000 machines out there.

      If Microsoft stops fixing XP maybe the Chinese Gov will fix XP: http://www.techrepublic.com/blog/asian-technology/beijing-pressures-microsoft-to-extend-support-for-windows-xp/
      http://slashdot.org/story/13/08/08/027211/china-has-a-massive-windows-xp-problem
      http://slashdot.org/story/13/12/05/032202/china-prefers-sticking-with-dying-windows-xp-to-upgrading

      Would be a great way for the Chinese Gov to monitor and control their online population.

    83. Re:No Sympathy by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      If XP works and the computer works for the task at hand, why upgrade?

      What is 'working for the task' in this case? Is 'safe to use on the Internet' part of the criteria?

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    84. Re: No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indian jones and I were messing around down near Hel and ran across this old pdp like box and a sysadmin from the last universe but one. Whatever it was. It did not have a clue what the box was running but everytime the boxen failed for very long, everything but Hel went back to quark-gluon soup. Hel never get very hot. Anyway, anytime some old pdps show up on ebay I pick them up and have them flown in to it.

      Sort of a true story. The tech support contract was offered to me, but I had enough worries already. Anyway, different millenia. But I still wake up in a cold sweat sometimes.

    85. Re:No Sympathy by doccus · · Score: 1

      No, but you can bet there are people sitting on exploits waiting for the security updates to stop. Once that happens, their exploits will never be fixed and they've got free reign.

      Yeah.. so for all intents and purposes it means they *do* self destruct

    86. Re:No Sympathy by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt you *can* harden and XP machine so it will be pretty resilient to most exploit attempts even without it being on a recent patch level. But in practice this isnt possible. As I pointed out things don't stay air-gaped. You can shutdown all those services and "unneeded" processes if all you want to do is read txt files with notepad but in the real world stuff depends on those services. You'd be amazed at how much software that does not *need* the network just won't run if the server or workstation services are stopped. Yes it half backed PLC vendor kludgeware but that stuff is why its being run on XP in the first place.

      My comments on its light enough were directed at people developing control software. There is NO good reason to write it for windows. Its usually got its own interface anyway and it would be much easier to maintain on the other platforms.

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    87. Re:No Sympathy by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Unprotected Windows is never safe to use on the internet. At the very least it is sensible to be behind NAT. But to address your point specifically, is Windows XP less secure on the internet than Windows 7?

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    88. Re:No Sympathy by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      There is a VERY good reason to write it for windows - that's what everyone uses.

      Car analogy: you are arguing that all cars should have a tracked version, because you can't expect everyone to use roads.

      As for your other claim, keep reading this thread. I secured a vanilla no updates XP machine for years while it was connected to the internet via an open static IP. Infection requires three things: vulnerability, vector and source. Securing potential vectors and sources is, in my experience, far more effective than securing vulnerabilities.

      On the other hand, I've also been using 3.6.28 FF ever since it came out. It's supposed to be supervulnerable and massively exploited. Infections so far: zero.

      Think on why.

    89. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit

      Using Windows because every one else does is cargo culting at its worst, and dangerous.

      Many of the systems that have to stay on XP, are really just embedded devices. They don't need a full OS, just a stripped down system to run what it needs to.

      Linux and Unix are both prime candidates for that because you can strip out all the unnecessary bullshit.

      For an example, RedBox and a lot of those self-checkout kiosks in grocery stores runs XP. Why? There is no good reason for that silly shit.

    90. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bigger question is why does said robot run a full OS?

      That is fucking retarded.

    91. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Run Windows XP?

      It is not like XP wasn't a sieve yesterday and isn't one today and will always be tomorrow.

      You do you realize that XP won't refuse to run once support stops don't you?

    92. Re:No Sympathy by multicsfan · · Score: 1

      Upgrading software to a new OS can cost $30k/seat and up as any changes require re certifying the software. Even AMD vs Intel cpu requires certification.

      Getting some software re certified to run in a new environment can cost $10m +.
      I know at least one company that is running 60's era emulators just due to the expense of getting their software re certified. All test cases MUST match previous results. rewriting the software might cost $10m, getting the certification might cost over $100m. The software is used to certify aircraft components design and testing.

    93. Re:No Sympathy by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      The only problem I have with people like you (and not you specifically) is you think your measures are very smart, until you have a targeted attack occur and all your measures fall apart quickly.

      All 3 need dealt with. A chain is only as strong as it's weakest link.

    94. Re:No Sympathy by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      > So how old do you think the drivers are going to be for a dentist's X-ray machine?
      That depends on who made it. I recently was able to get a firmware update for a digital x-ray scanner that only ran on XP, it now runs fine on 7. At the time the machine was seven years old.

      Chances are you could hire someone to write a new serial driver interface for the device pretty affordably, I guess it depends on how badly the driver was originally written.

    95. Re:No Sympathy by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I disagree for a simple reason. If I fall a victim to a targeted attack, security updates will be meaningless. They will use zero day and that's it.

      The first thing they taught me in university on IT security course was that security is not a product, but a process. If I were important enough to be a target of targeted attacks, I'd take much more brutal lockdown measures. I would for example sandbox everything, run a hardware firewall in addition to NAT, use a transparent proxy that would monitor traffic for potential infections and so on.

      But these measures are costly, and a massive overkill for my threat level. It would be like securing a single apartment with tanks, attack helicopters and AAA fully staffed with soldiers instead of just having a lock on the door.

      Security is a process, and as such should be appropriately tailored to counter threats that will be faced - not threats that won't. Which is why I can do what I did and go without infections essentially forever. While a big fortune500 company would have to secure its hardware in much, much more brutal fashion. But that's because their threat level is much higher than mine.

    96. Re:No Sympathy by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      The thing is each hospital likely only has one of these and they are "only" worth $20,000. It doesn't take long before any custom development effort becomes a significant cost. Easier to just attach a dedicated workstation on a cart and block that computer from ever accessing the internet.

      Drivers sometimes determine the OS. I worked at a place that got a new SL3000 tape library ~2007. StorageTek which was bought by Sun a couple years before I think. Anyways a ~$200k tape library and it was running Win2k. Just seems funny to drive a $40k file server with a 32 core Sparc/Solaris system and have the hardware running Win2k.

    97. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF?

      Buying a previously leased car is the height of stupidity.

      People never take care of rentals.

    98. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XP SP3 is not over a decade old numbnuts

    99. Re:No Sympathy by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      The rental car companies follow service schedules far more reliably than the average Joe. Negotiate the warranty extension for about $500 or so and you are golden.

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    100. Re:No Sympathy by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      And another thing... the fleet cars tend to be more bare-bones than the regular models. Less stuff to go wrong.

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  2. Remove, replace with apt by kthreadd · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is clearly the right time for Microsoft to completely rewamp the update system in XP; and what could possibly be better than to just remove the whole thing and import an already working package system from Debian?

    1. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, four months before the final end of support date I'm sure they have a copious budget for massive rewrites on their three-major-versions-old legacy product.

      But good news: after next April, just kill off the update checker entirely, because there will never be an update again! Problem solved. You're welcome.

    2. Re:Remove, replace with apt by johnsie · · Score: 2

      Screw compatibility, let's install Linux on all Windows XP machines just to keep this fanbody happy.

    3. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The dependency system in dpkg has been shown to be powerful enough to express sudoku puzzles which then APT has to solve to resolve conflicts. Technically still potentially exponential with improper use (I trust Microsoft would find some such non-working model reliably).

    4. Re:Remove, replace with apt by mlw4428 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's right. I can just then run an apt-get dist-upgrade and I'll have a non-booting system in mere hours! No more waiting for pesky Windows releases.

    5. Re:Remove, replace with apt by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 3, Informative

      It just isn't possible. There is a whole api (WUA) built on top of how it works now. Everything using it would fail if it moved to something different. That is, it is very evident that it was built with the update format currently in use to guide its direction. An emulation layer may not be possible, and even if it is, may not be more efficient than what is there now and also is work toward something that is EOL in 4 months.

      The current way it works now, is the client downloads wsusscn2.cab, which in turn contains package.cab (among many others), which contains package.xml. Package.xml contains the updates in such a way that is flexible in that it can address more than one OS/platform/application/etc per patch, or more than one patch per update, or more than one file per patch, and so on. The Update nodes only point to categories/patches/files/locations/prerequisites/revision/etc via ids which have to be looked up deep in the file. Right now, that xml file is over 65MB. It would have made this easy if it were stored in a relation database, instead of an xml file, but it isn't and like I said, the API was built around the source of the information being an xml file, among other things.

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    6. Re:Remove, replace with apt by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why any intelligent person would think this is funny. THREE operating systems have come out after XP-- it's not like this 12 year old OS is the latest from Microsoft. You're making Linux zealots look even dumber than they are.

      That's exactly why it's funny, you crusty old bastard. (At least, judging by your UID, anyway....)
      Besides, I'm guessing in a few years we'll start seeing the same problem on Vista and 7, too.

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    7. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Right now, that xml file is over 65MB

      So about 2MB of actual data.

    8. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything would fail eh?
      And that's different from the current situation how?

    9. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see microsoft release to MSDN and maybe end users (for a fee?) fully updated XP virtual machine images before they abandon XP entirely. Like it or not, occasionally you have to run something that requires XP, and updating the code is not an option. (I've actually tried creating XP VM's lately for an old program at work. It is very difficult to do, because the windows update process is horribly broken when installing from scratch. At any rate such virtual machines would help out a lot of people, and if you are careful what you run on it, they could be useful for quite awhile...

      The word I needed need to type to submit turned out to be "Impudent." Hmmm...

    10. Re:Remove, replace with apt by nctritech · · Score: 0

      XP is 5.1, Win8 is 6.2; I only see one major version number difference. Did you mean minor versions?

    11. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux rocks, and yes 2013 was the year of Linux. I'll bet the kind folks over in Redmond don't put out a final Service Pack for eXPerience, before they pull the plug, Are they still charging for RT? Who is their new CEO?

    12. Re:Remove, replace with apt by EETech1 · · Score: 2

      Only good for 90 days but you can relaunch virtual disk and get another 90..

      All versions including and since XP

      www.modern.ie/en-us/virtualization-tools#downloads

      Hope it helps

    13. Re:Remove, replace with apt by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Thanks AC! Brilliant! Fix something that works really fucking slow by replacing it with something that WILL break a bunch of other stuff!

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    14. Re:Remove, replace with apt by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking huh?

      Download the "Windows XP with Service Pack 3" from MSDN, install that, install VMware tools; do the switcharoo to change virtual hardware to paravirtualized hardware (VMXNET3 + PVSCSI); then go to autopatcher.com and get the latest APUP, or deploy updates using WSUS....

      I have not found things so unreliable.

      OS updates are simple enough.... now the .NET framework update process is a can of worms; whether in XP/2003 or Windows 7/2008....

    15. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Buzer · · Score: 2

      You shouldn't judge operating system's versioning based on their kernel version (and from begin within, the kernel version can be very arbitrary, Linux's jump from last 2.4 to 2.6 was way bigger than it's jump from last 2.6 to 3.0). Otherwise you are saying that there's only one major version difference between Debian 2.0 (kernel 2.x) and Debian 7.0 (kernel 3.x) since the kernel has only been pumped up by one version.

    16. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Phyrexia · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why it's funny, you crusty old bastard. (At least, judging by your UID, anyway....)

      Get off our lawn!

    17. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that Windows wasn't just the kernel, but the operating system including the kernel.

    18. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking of GNU/Windows.

    19. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Buzer · · Score: 1

      And Windows 8 is not Windows version 5.2, it's Windows 8. The kernel's is version 5.2.

    20. Re: Remove, replace with apt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You speak with ignorance on the subject of software versioning. You also don't seem to understand that Windows NT 5.2 is Windows Server 2003, not Windows 8.

    21. Re: Remove, replace with apt by nctritech · · Score: 1

      Go to System32. Right click on a few DLL files. Look at the details Explorer extracts from VS_VERSION_INFO in those files. Shit bricks when you see a majority of them on Windows 8 labeled with versions starting with 6.2 and ending in a four digit build identifier. Realize that you don't seem to fully understand what you're talking about here. Why not just label Windows by build number? I'm sure you recall using Windows 2526 after all!

    22. Re: Remove, replace with apt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we know, they caught a bunch of shit when they changed the major version number for Vista, so they didn't set it to 7.0 for Windows 7 for app compatibility reasons (read: too many idiot developers pulled the "if major version number != 5 exit" nonsense). That's totally meaningful and everything. Let me guess, you're one of the people who complains about version numbers in every Firefox release, too.

    23. Re: Remove, replace with apt by nctritech · · Score: 1

      I'm a person who knows how versioning of software works. Firefox does have a versioning problem: major versions get bumped for minor changes. There hasn't been a Firefox XX.1 for quite a while. Just because they can "rapid release" version numbers doesn't mean they should. The whole point of using major/minor/bugfix versioning is supposed to be to let someone know if a change is major enough under the hood to break things. When they moved to Vista, it made sense to bump the major version since Vista broke the shit out of everything. What broke because Firefox went from 21.0 to 22.0? Maybe an extension or two at most? What major changes were made in that time period? Not enough to bump a major version number. What's the point in emulating proper software versioning if all you do with it is say "stuff changed, here's a bigger number?"

    24. Re:Remove, replace with apt by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1

      Fine, we'll install WINE along with apt. They'll never know the difference.

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    25. Re:Remove, replace with apt by pimproot · · Score: 1

      You'd hope they'll still provide the update service, even if it's no longer updated, for those stray XP systems out there that missed some critical updates. Some may even be fresh installs that are needed for whatever reason.

    26. Re:Remove, replace with apt by operagost · · Score: 1

      I bow down to your superior crustiness.

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    27. Re:Remove, replace with apt by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Do what I did: install XP with SP3 and turn off updates entirely first thing. What possible difference could it make at this late date?

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  3. An hour? Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a Q9550 processor'd machine running at 3.4ghz and left it over night and it was still chewing on the list. Eventually I just killed the svchost process.

    1. Re:An hour? Yeah right by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      That's what you get for buying Intel.... :P

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  4. What about 2003 Server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does 2003 Server have the same problem since it uses the same update mechanisms as XP?

    1. Re:What about 2003 Server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they fixed it, but they refuse to backport the fix to XP since it's "not a new product" and "might break third-party applications".

    2. Re:What about 2003 Server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. 2k3 and XP64 have the same exponential-time algorithm. They simply don't have as deep update chains (yet).

  5. Best way to force an upgrade by s_p_oneil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's the best way to force users to upgrade that I can think of. They're already planning to end-of-life it. After EOL, they can simply start adding empty patches to the update system until it drives left-over XP users to upgrade. ;-)

    1. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Isn't EOL planned for April, anyways?

      If there's no more updates, what's the point of fixing the update mechanism?

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    2. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      What's the point of running the update service after EOL?

    3. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Yep. If people haven't upgraded yet, making their computer as slow as molasses is a good means of forcing them to get around to it, finally.

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    4. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Selur · · Score: 2

      probably all depends on how much pressure China and similar factions have on Microsoft to persuade them to expend the XP support,..

    5. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by TangoMargarine · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mainstream support ended on April 14, 2009. They've been pumping the dead horse full of adrenaline ever since to keep it from falling over.

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    6. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extending support for people who actually paid for the licenses once is one thing, although of course that has to end eventually, because a one-time payment can't support a development team in perpetuity.

      Extending support for people who are running pirated copies, though? You're delusional.

    7. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just ran across this at a client's today. 100% cpu usage by svchost.

      They ordered a new machine, as the April deadline is near anyway.

    8. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I've seen a similar pattern. A complaint about MS-Access not being able to handle a situation that most would consider "expected" or "normal", had the following reply from Microsoft (paraphrased):

      "MS-Access is not designed for high-end loads or processing. We instead recommend you upgrade to MS-Sql Server, which is a more powerful tool. Thank You, -MS"

    9. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to keep people from installing Lubuntu on their old XP machines?

      It's a risk they take.

    10. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mlts · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It killed my Web browsing virtual machine until I used an offline update utility and fixed it manually.

      Yes, XP needs to die, because it is made to deal with threats from 2000-2001, with added security patches strapped on as the need arose. Windows 7 and newer help address this issue.

      However, I know plenty of places where XP is used that can't be fixed by a upgrade or platform change. Embedded stuff for example. Another are dedicated machinery that interfaces with a PC, does have newer drivers, and likely will not get newer drivers. A friend's $3000 sewing machine is one example.

      Another person's CNC wood mill is another item. So, those machines are stuck with XP pretty much for good, because who is going to throw out a perfectly functioning mill just because it requires a legacy OS? Even some CD/DVD duplicators only will interface with XP, and moving to Vista or newer will be an exercise in futility.

      So, XP in a lot of cases is here to stay, for better or worse.

    11. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by sconeu · · Score: 1

      However, that statement has been made about Access since version 1.0.

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    12. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by ApplePy · · Score: 2

      A friend's $3000 sewing machine is one example.

      Another person's CNC wood mill is another item. So, those machines are stuck with XP pretty much for good, because who is going to throw out a perfectly functioning mill just because it requires a legacy OS?

      There are still options. You'd be surprised how much old oddball hardware *someone out there* has written Linux drivers for.

      Failing that, there's Wine. Or XP emulation mode in Win 7.

      Or pay a homeless developer some cash & Red Bull to write you some new software. CAM has been around forever and it's not complicated.

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    13. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Warning: Rant Ahead

      After MS effectively killed off the desktop-database competition, MS-Access mostly stagnated. I've seen silly bugs last for almost a decade.

      They mostly just shuffled the menus around (driving existing users nuts), and added an HMTL-like forms/report editor about 5 years ago. I prefer the older WYSIWYG editor for most tasks, which is only half supported now. WYSIWYG is more natural for fine control where managers want to squish as much as possible on a single page. (Whether that's a good habit or not is another issue. They want squishy and they control my paycheck.)

      Thus, MS actually de-evolved the product, but they don't care because they have no real competition due to their Office bundling deals. File Maker Pro is about their only semi-threat. And O-O-Base sucks maggot-filled eggs on a good day.

    14. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As soon as Access is chosen for any data processing, that decision-maker should be retired. There are so many alternatives, including free options, that it's worse than lazy to use it. It's either ignorant or malicious - either way that person should not be in the technology field.

    15. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by fizzer06 · · Score: 1

      But it has VBA! Visual Basic! No way to top that.

    16. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by edxwelch · · Score: 0

      It's basically a performance bug built into XP. It'll slow down your machine even if you don't need any updates

    17. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by painandgreed · · Score: 2

      Isn't EOL planned for April, anyways?

      If there's no more updates, what's the point of fixing the update mechanism?

      There will be more updates. It just means that they won't be free after April. My company has already begun discussions with MS as to how much they will have to pay for those updates as the sheer number of computers and lack of staff means that the upgrade to Win7 will not be done by that time. Figure in all the various departments that have apps that won't run in Win 7 or can't be upgraded till capital budget has the money for the upgrades and that could take years still. I'm sure many other large corps are in the same boat.

    18. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ...or switch to something else.

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    19. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by BronsCon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How much, exactly, would you charge for a fully functioning OS and a steady stream of updates until the end of time? I'd like to see the math on this.

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    20. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they can just delay until April and then drop it, because its safe to assume the problem is replicated in Server 2003 (same update mechanism), and that doesn't EOL until July 2015.

      I noticed that my 2003 servers took about an hour and a half just to display the available update list last Tuesday.

    21. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My upgrade plan is to convert my netbook to Ubuntu. :)

    22. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by LF11 · · Score: 1

      I know your comment is well-meaning, but it is often not so simple. Many of these machines use proprietary dongles to ensure that they are being run on "Actual Hardware" as opposed to emulation. Furthermore, they often use proprietary interfaces that cannot be deciphered without tremendous effort and expertise. This is the unpleasant end of closed-source software.

    23. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Your company is upgrading to win 8, though, right?

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    24. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Was there ever a desktop database market, though?

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    25. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by recoiledsnake · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why? People paid good money for working supported product. Just because Microsoft wants to bait and switch doesn't make it right. I hope some deep pockets corporation sues the bejesus out of them to force this issue.

      I don't see a bait and switch. People knew(or could find out if they wanted) the EOL dates before they purchased it with their "good money", and MS has been extending them since many many years even though they didn't have to. That sounds exactly like the opposite of a bait and switch.

      Want to check the EOL for Windows 8 before purchasing? Here it is http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/lifecycle

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    26. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Why would a sewing machine even need security updates? Why would it even be connected to the internet and running Windows Update?

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    27. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was huge market in the DOS days: dBase, Paradox, FoxPro, etc.

      On Windows, Access won mostly because it was bundled with Office. I guess FileMaker is still around.

    28. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, XP needs to die, because it is made to deal with threats from 2000-2001, with added security patches strapped on as the need arose. Windows 7 and newer help address this issue.

      Help address this issue..except not really. :/ Windows 7 was made to deal with threats from 2009-2010, with added security patches strapped on as the need arose. Windows 8 was made to deal with threats from 2012-2013, with added security patches strapped on as the need arose. You see a trend? The biggest things that consistently have to be done, no matter what version of Windows you use, is to (a) use Internet Explorer/Adobe Flash as little as possible (directly or indirectly through its rendering engine) and (b) keep as much of your software as possible up to date.

      That MS has chosen to not push more updates for Windows XP is the only real major thing hindering (b), but that speaks relatively little of XP. The only other major, possibly, beef is the hassle of installing so many incremental security patches. That's a major reason, of course, for Service Packs and slipstreaming.

      Nah, really, the only place XP needs to "die" is in that hardware has continued to evolve and XP has been left out of a lot of developments, in large part because fundamentally some things didn't exist when XP was released. That Windows 7/8 already exists and supports said hardware as part of a new system...then XP can "die" when you switch to a new system inherently. But, that still leaves plenty of years for fully functional hardware to keep using XP for a long while.

      It reminds me of a funny statement from Woz in "Accidental Empires" about how he couldn't wait for Moore's Law to reach its limit, so hardware would stop changing and schools could afford to spend the money on hardware that'd be around for 10-20 years like most other equipment. Ignoring that the actual time scale has shifted so much because of how cheap computers, not the PCs envisioned, have gotten, the mindset that old software shouldn't reasonably be supported for 10-20 years does sort of kill a lot of good ideas when it comes to reasonably using computer hardware. I guess there's always a long-term support contract with IBM and Linux...

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    29. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you could just continue running XP.

      There is nothing wrong with running a legacy OS, just don't connect it to the internet or try to use new/modern hardware/software with it. Which is a given, considering its legacy status. Most sewing machines don't need an internet connection. A CNC mill is slightly different since assumedly you need a network to send files to it, but nothing a competent sysadmin can't fix (and herein is the issue, most people running XP aren't sysadmins or even remotely competent).

    30. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Windows XP is fine and changing it makes no business sense for these people.

    31. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Surely you are joking? Look at the history of dBASE.

      Those who don't know history, kids these days, something about my lawn <exit stage left, muttering>

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    32. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      I suggest you do a search on "dongle emulation". There are solutions which admittedly cost $$$ that allow you to ditch the physical dongle and emulate in software so you can virtualize the machine it is running on.

    33. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sewing machine, cnc woodmill - why would you ever want these connected to the internet? Too often people disregard the option of NOT connecting an important computer to the internet.

    34. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I suspect W7 has the same "problem" and I suspect that it may be deliberate. My W7 notebook has gotten slower every time Microsoft issues patches ever since W8 came out. When it was new it made my old towers look like snails, now the W7 box is the snail. Watching TBBT on it is like a slide show and it isn't the network because it streams fine on the phone.

      One or two more Patch Tuesdays and I'll have to put Linux on it. I've thought of replacing it since its battery is near the end of its life, but all the new ones come with either W8 or Chrome, and I want nothing to do with either of them.

    35. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The end of time? No need for that, hardware fails eventually. There's no excuse to EOL an OS that runs 1/3 of the world's computers. That's really irresponsible of Microsoft.

      If my car, which is older than XP, has a dangerous defect the company will recall the cars. Microsoft should continue to fix their dangerous defects until almost all the hardware it runs dies.

      I don't understand why so many of you think EOLing XP is acceptable. It isn't, it's dangerously irresponsible.

    36. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I don't recall seeing anything about W7's EOL when I bought this notebook. Anyone buying a computer has to google to find your link they don't even suspect exists?

      This behavior by MS is reprehensible. Hardware should not outlive software. EOLing the OS that runs 1/3 of the world's computers shows just how shoddy Microsoft software is.

    37. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      MS may make exceptions for the enterprise, but I can't find a small notebook running anything but W8 and Chrome. So my guess is they're stuck with W8.

    38. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by ultranova · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, XP needs to die, because it is made to deal with threats from 2000-2001, with added security patches strapped on as the need arose. Windows 7 and newer help address this issue.

      No, not really. Windows 7's - and for that matter Linux's - security model is centered around users rather than applications. It's designed for multi-user central computers of old, not modern single-user desktops that run random code downloaded from the Internet. It protects the system from user-level code, but your personal files are screwed, should any of it be malicious. And not even the system is really safe: a program asks for administrative privileges, and you have no option to give it "fake" permissions in its own little sandbox or even any way of knowing what it has done, even after the fact.

      Android comes closer, but still has the problem of not allowing you to fake permissions. I doubt that will change, it ultimately being a glorified data mining and ad delivery platform for Google.

      As for a better security model, I'd really like to see a "tree" of virtual machines, with every program running in its own leaf it can mess to its digital heart's contents and any changes being merged into upper-level machine only at the approval of said upper level. That way you could do away entirely with the concept of administrator - since every program is the master of its own virtual machine - and try out new programs safely, since no matter what devastation they cause it's limited to their own playpen.

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    39. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still running Windows 2000 on our confocal microscope. We will not change it until it dies.

    40. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      Shoddy software because they don't give free updates till the end of time? Maybe you should've tried buying Macs between 2001 and 2006.Maybe they have better software.

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    41. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you need to update your sewing machine at all? It shouldnt be on the internet.

    42. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't broke, if you would have just let it run it would've eventually completed updating itself. Typical user, no patience, if something takes more than half a second it "must be broke". LOL friggin unwashed masses.

    43. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Larry_Dillon · · Score: 1

      The problem is that much of the (perfectly good) hardware will not run Windows 7 or 8, or if the hardware is fast enough, there's no driver support. This might not be a big deal for a desktop box in a first world country, but there's a bunch of medical and industrial equipment that can't feasibly be upgraded.

      The solution is to charge for yearly services packs for XP. If MS isn't willing to do it, see if a 3d party will.

      When you acquire the sort of market dominance that XP enjoyed, you also acquire a social responsibility to fix the defects in the product or let a 3d party do it.

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    44. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In those environments, you don't need network connections, or windows updates. XP will happily run forever if it's not plugged into the big bad internet.

    45. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Not to the end of time, to the end of the hardware's useful life. Patches are for fixing stuff that was shipped broken. There's no excuse to have 1/3 of the computers on the internet unpatched, MS is being incredibly irresponsible.

      My car is older than XP, but if there's a dangerous defect the manufacturer will fix it on their dime. MS (yes, and Apple) should be held to the same standard. If my perfectly good hardware came with an OS that endangers your surfing then by God they should be responsible for their bugs and design defects.

      "End of time"... you must work for Microsoft.

    46. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      A good argument and post ruined by the last line. Sigh, Slashdot, you never change.

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    47. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      hardware fails eventually

      Not since Iaas

      If my car...

      Really? lol

      Microsoft should continue to fix their dangerous defects

      Dangerous? not really.

      dangerously irresponsible.

      XP's life time has been extended far beyond what MS originally promised. In the OS world they deserve a a Purple Heart. If a company needed support on an OS, longer than the one MS promised ahead of time, they should have negotiated that directly, or chosen another platform to develop on.

      As a Linux reference, see how this is quite explicit: https://access.redhat.com/site/support/policy/updates/errata/
      Note: at 13 years, Rhel and windows xp have the same EOL support time.

    48. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      So, how long until most of that hardware fails, then? And how much, exactly, would you charge for a fully functioning OS and a steady stream of updates from the year 2000 until then? I'd like to see the math on this.

      EOLing XP 4 years after the EOL that was announced when it launched is not only acceptable, it's reasonable *and* commendable. If the announced 9 year product lifespan wasn't acceptable, anyone who gave a damn had the opportunity to adopt another platform; if this *was* acceptable, as evident by the widespread adoption of the platform, then surely the 13 years to which it was later extended was also acceptable. Businesses that require longer term support for the platform have had ample opportunity to negotiate those contracts, and many such contracts are in place, so nobody's being left out in the cold here except by their own ignorance and inaction.

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    49. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Want to check the EOL for Windows 8 before purchasing? Here it is http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/lifecycle

      How odd. An EOL on an OS that was DOA.

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    50. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      Today I learned, 100 million copies in ~6 months is DOA, according to Slashdot.

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    51. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Shoddy software because they don't give free updates till the end of time? Maybe you should've tried buying Macs between 2001 and 2006.Maybe they have better software.

      There are 2 huge differences. 1.The Mac switch to Intel wasn't done to make people buy new macs, it was because IBM couldn't make G5 processors small enough to put in a laptop. So they went to Intel chips, and then changed the OS to Unix based. 2. OSX was not to OS 9 and before like Vista and now W8 is to XP. The change was pretty seamless, a few things lost, a few things gained, but overall, an okay experience. Now for Vista.When I had Vista rammed down my throat by the Microsoft faithful, it was with great glee that I told them they would have to change all their recently purchased peripherals, because Vista didn't have drivers for them. And if Vista was a train wreck, Windows 8 is a shithouse fire.

      Now that being said, Microsoft is well within their rights to produce the smelliest shithouse fires they can dream up. But there is something going on. If 30 percent of all computers are still on XP, it might mean that as per usual Microsoft products, if you don't think it's the greatest thing that ever happened, it is always your stupidity, and any and all problems are your fault. So they pissed a lot of people off.

      And that's the issue. Since you buy a new computer, and you are pretty much force fed the swill that Microsoft demands that you use, maybe just maybe you don't immediately jump to the conclusion that those 30 percent are idiots. Maybe they actually like XP. Maybe it works for them. Maybe a new OS could be written that looks like XP, but has modern stuff in it. Maybe even add a touchpad option. Have a touchpad? Go to this menu, and change that. Maybe. Then again, not bloody likely.

      The idea that everyone who is still on XP will automagically migrate to W8 ater they kill XP is not a given. I sure didn't.

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    52. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Your company is upgrading to win 8, though, right?

      Win 7. Business expects to be on that for another 13 years like XP and paying for updates isn't as expensive as constant OS upgrades. Meanwhile, nobody wants to go to Win 8 for the difficulties that user training will cause.

    53. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      When you acquire the sort of market dominance that XP enjoyed, you also acquire a social responsibility to fix the defects in the product or let a 3d party do it.

      There is something to this. The Microsoft version of the PC had been evolving, first DOS, then the early and frankly weird early Windows systems. Then Windows 95 came along. W95 and the advent of computers that came with all the software installed, started a revolution that allowed normal people to operate a computer pretty easily. So computing took off. Going to Windows 98, and then XP, the OS stabilized and matured to the point that at least where I worked, and presumably most others, instead of one or two computers per office, everyone had a computer, and shared printers went away. Needed to scan stuff? You had one at your desk, you didn't have to take your stuff to drafting or whoever had the company scanner. Lots and lots of computers

      So Microsoft sold one hell of a lot of copies of their OS, and the market matured.

      But some where along the line, Microsoft decided that with all those copies of their OS and their office suite, they would be able to really clean up if everyone had to change their OS, and you had to buy a new office suite. Everyone would have to. To put it in slashdoteze..........

      4. PROFIT!

      But due to some really poor decisions, like not rolling out drivers, and bloated and slow operation, and let's not forget the ready for nothing Vista basic computers, it was a disaster that ended up pissing a lot of people off. Then the Office ribbon.

      The computer revolution has matured. Microsoft is trying to force an old paradigm on us, of updating everything every few years. At this point, changes must be incremental, not to force everyone to learn a new way to do things that they were already doing perfetly well.

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    54. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Today I learned, 100 million copies in ~6 months is DOA, according to Slashdot.

      Today, I learned that recoiledsnake has no sense of humor. You need to go to the yahoo comment boards.

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    55. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If someone discovers an exploit it should be patched, period. If they don't want to spend the money they should open-source the "dead" software that 1/3 of the world's computers run on so someone else can patch it.

      There are a lot of responsible actions. MS is taking none. It's reprehensible.

    56. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Red hat is open source, if an out of date copy needs patches it can be patched by a competent programmer. Not so XP. If MS open sourced XP I would have no problem with them EOLing it, someone would patch it because they need the OS.

    57. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      And the companies relying on closed-source software that they know will stop receiving patches before they've replaced it with something else are acting responsibly? No, MS stated clearly when they planned to stop supporting the software and offered extended support contracts to corporate users who, for whatever reason, are unable to abandon the platform, then extended their free support by 4 years. The irresponsible users (both corporate and consumer) who bought into a platform that was only supposed to be supported for 9 years, refused to even begin the process of migrating to another platform by the end of the original support period, and still cling to the platform after MS extended support for the platform for 4 more years *to allow them time to migrate off of it* are the reason this is even an issue. Once again, I'm talking about people who knew there was an "expiration date", and knew what that date was, when they forked over the cash; and for those who can't abandon the platform for whatever reason, support contracts are still available. Anyone still on the platform at the end of the initial EOL in 2009 without a support contract was acting irresponsibly; anyone still on it in 2014 without a support contract in place is just an idiot.

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    58. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Until November of 2006 XP, Linux, and Mac were their only choices. So no, it isn't on them, many of whom rely on software that won't run on anything later than XP. Nine years is a ridiculously short time to support an OS; again, computers last a lot longer than nine years. So no, it isn't on the guy who bought a brand new computer in 2006 and expected it to work seven years later. Hell, my car and TV are both 2002 models manufactured in 2001. Both work just fine and I can replace any part on it with one manufactured by the auto or TV manufacturer. Why should computers be any different?

      Planned obsolescence is irresponsible and sociopathic. Those old XP computers that work just fine won't run W7 (and nobody wants W8), the owners should just landfill them? THAT would be irresponsible of them. They aren't responsible for Windows bugs and design defects, Microsoft is.

      But I forgot, this is the 21st century where corporations aren't expected to act responsibly or in society's interest.

    59. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yearly support contracts.

      Fuck you turds are retarded.

    60. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by bored · · Score: 1

      I think what your looking for is sandboxie.

      Its sort of like solaris containers, AIX's WPARS or LXC.

      Others listed here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operating_system-level_virtualization

      The problem with these solutions is that when you want to actually share data (think clipboards, or word documents) you have to poke huge holes in the security model to get them in/out of the container. That is the fundamental issue with windows, either you allow applications the ability to extend the environment (think adding thumbnail viewers for proprietary image formats), share data, or even do some level of application embedding/etc it becomes very difficult to secure that environment from a rogue application.

    61. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      You're missing my point: It's not like nobody knew when support was scheduled to end; and it has been extended twice. Buying something that you *know* won't be supported for as long as you want it to be supported and not making alternate support arrangements *is* irresponsible, regardless of anyone else's actions. Period.

      I'd love to know what XP-capable computers exist that work "just fine" by today's standards of usability and can't run Win7. I ran Win7 Ultimate on a fucking netbook with a single core Atom (32bit) CPU and 1GB of RAM for 3 years, from launch day (I attended the launch event), before passing that machine and OS along to my sister. I can't imagine anything slower than that being remotely usable for anything more than specialized/embedded systems (read: support contract).

      So, how long until most of that hardware fails, then? And how much, exactly, would you charge for a fully functioning OS and a steady stream of updates from the year 2000 until then? I'd like to see the math on this.

      You keep repeating your "responsibility" tirade and I'll keep asking you to support your position with something a tad stronger than opinion.

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    62. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      My employer replaced all our XP computers with W7 last year. They only had single core CPUs and 256 megs of RAM.

      As to your "everybody knew" that's bullshit. People in IT knew, you knew and I knew but George Sixpack never had a clue. He doesn't follow the tech journals and had no idea, it isn't like his computer came with a big red warning sticker saying "you will have repairs equal to half the cost or more of your computer in 2014". He had no warning whatever.

      Now, I have an XP computer I use to sample LPs and cassettes. My W7 notebook has no burner and the other tower runs kubuntu, and Audacity lacks needed features that EAC has. I'll just unplug the modem when I turn it on but George has no clue.

      Joe isn't irresponsible, he's ignorant, and his ignorance is the result of Microsoft's irresponsibility. Making the arbitrary decision to EOL the software long before the hardware dies was also irresponsible of Microsoft.

      Buying Window rather than using Linux was irresponsible on the part of OEMs, who knew full well when XP would end. Had the computers been sold with Linux rather than Windows this problem would not have existed.

      So, how long until most of that hardware fails, then?

      From my experience, at least another 5 years. In the last 30 years the average computer I've had has lasted at least ten years but something usually fails by the time it's 15.

      Vista was released in 2007, so there are XP computers only 7 years old. A seven year lifespan for an OS is ridiculously short. If MS can't afford to fix its bugs and design flaws longer than 7 years they should charge more for it.

    63. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      It was irresponsible of Joe to not research his purchase. Why do you and I know when XP's support is ending? I don't know what you do for a living, but I'm not involved in buying PCs or my employer (we're a Mac and Linux shop, anyway) so that's not how I learned of this; rather, I was buying a PC over a decade ago and wanted to give Windows another shot, so I did some research and determined that 9 years was plenty of support for my use case. If Joe didn't do that, you are correct in saying he is ignorant, but you need to recognize that he is ignorant only because he wasn't responsible enough to research his purchase. It would have taken him 5 minutes.

      I'm glad your brought the OEMs into this. XP was still being sold in 2009; fuck, it was still shipping on netbooks in 2010. Very irresponsible of the OEMs, indeed.

      Please try to keep in mind that when Microsoft set the original 2009 EOL XP was not running on 1/3 of the world's computers; in fact, most Windows users hadn't made their way to 98 by that point, 3.1 was no longer supported by other vendors, and 95 required a major overhaul to fix many of its security issues (that's what 98 was) so releasing patches for that simply was not an option.

      Which brings me to my next point... Throughout the history of Windows, software vendors have found and used "undocumented features" (you and I might call them exploits) in their software. Most of what wan on 3.1 also ran on 95; a lot that ran on 95 did *not* run on 98 because Microsoft had fixed the brokenness that the now non-working applications were exploiting. Simply patching 95 would have made it more secure, yes, but it would also have left users of those applications with nowhere to turn; an insecure but airgapped system is better than a secure but useless one, and that's why 95 couldn't just be patched. Going from 98 to ME brought with it large platform changes; parts of ME were built on NT, so MS couldn't just patch them in without potentially breaking software already in place on 98 machines (there was a *LOT* that refused to run on ME). This was an even bigger issue with ME to XP since XP was fully built on NT.

      Plenty of software written for XP exploits a number of security vulnerabilities in the name of user convenience and Microsoft knows they'd be pissing a lot more people off by making their computers not work anymore by patching those than they'll piss off by dropping support. Pretty much anything that runs on XP but refuses to run on Vista, 7, or 8, is exploiting something that Microsoft has fixed in the later OSes and could fix in XP with a couple of patches, but it would be irresponsible of them to do so and leave the handful of users who truly *must* keep using XP for whatever reason with no working solution ("just don't install that patch" is NOT a solution because: Which patch broke my software? Oops, my backup's hosed; how long will it take me to reinstall, reconfigure, and repatch? Which future patches will also break my software? Guess I just won't install any more patches!); and since those users will simply stop installing patches anyway, why should Microsoft continue releasing them?

      Simple. They shouldn't.

      You keep saying Microsoft should charge more for their OS. So, how much, exactly, would you charge for a fully functioning OS and a steady stream of updates from the year 2000 until all hardware it runs on dies? I'd *still* like to see the math on this.

      Also, I'd love to know how you use EAC to sample LPs and cassettes; last I checked (a while after the last patch was released, over 2 years ago), it just reads CDs and doesn't touch audio devices at all. Can you point me to a writeup? Also, while you're bitching about Microsoft dropping support for XP after 7 (actually 9, no 11, nope now it's 13) years, perhaps you shouldn't use software that's been unpatched and in beta for 2.25 years and, it appears, was OEL'd after 13 years (original release was in 1998, 0.1 beta) as an example of the right way to do things.

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    64. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Which brings me to my next point... Throughout the history of Windows, software vendors have found and used "undocumented features" (you and I might call them exploits) in their software. Most of what wan on 3.1 also ran on 95; a lot that ran on 95 did *not* run on 98 because Microsoft had fixed the brokenness that the now non-working applications were exploiting.

      Why did FoxPro 6, a Microsoft W98 program, not run in XP?

      Plenty of software written for XP exploits a number of security vulnerabilities in the name of user convenience and Microsoft knows they'd be pissing a lot more people off by making their computers not work anymore by patching those than they'll piss off by dropping support.

      See above, do you think MS cares about their rivals? It was their own shoddy software they were protecting from user wrath. I'm old enough to remember "DOS ain't done 'til Lotus won't run." You really think they give two shits about any other vendor??

      Which patch broke my software? Oops, my backup's hosed; how long will it take me to reinstall, reconfigure, and repatch? Which future patches will also break my software?

      Hilarious that those problems are nonexistent in the Linux distros I've used. But that's besides the point -- I said nothing about backwards compatibility, just that MS should support their OSes for a reasonable time, and a few years is NOT reasonable.

      Which patch broke my software? Oops, my backup's hosed; how long will it take me to reinstall, reconfigure, and repatch? Which future patches will also break my software?

      The copy of XP Home Edition I had (I've lost the CD but not everyone does) cost $125. That's plenty for a fifteen year support period, especially considering that Linux distros do it for free. Plus, I don't have those "Which patch broke my software? Oops, my backup's hosed; how long will it take me to reinstall, reconfigure, and repatch?" problems with the Linux box.

      Also, I'd love to know how you use EAC to sample LPs and cassettes; last I checked (a while after the last patch was released, over 2 years ago), it just reads CDs and doesn't touch audio devices at all. Can you point me to a writeup?

      I wish I would have had a writeup, it wouldn't have been such a pain in the ass to learn how to use. Once you get past the funky learning curve it's easy. It's a matter of "what does this menu item do?" and I agree, its interface sucks. But I've been using it for years, haven't lately so I couldn't tell you which menu does "record". But you can record a CD or LP, delete the silences between sides and before and after, mark where the tracks change and burn to CD in ten or fifteen minutes. The track marking is what Audacity lacks (AFAIK, maybe it can but I haven't found it).

      I used to be a fan of MS, twenty years ago when the kids had those shitty Apples at school. No longer.

    65. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by BronsCon · · Score: 1
      FoxPro broke for the same reason the 3rd party apps broke; it made use of "undocumented features" that were patched in XP. MS doesn't care about their rivals, but they do care that people can continue using the software that keeps them locked into their platform. Take that away and they know they'll start bleeding marketshare. Read what I wrote and tell me this: Where did I say they care about their rivals? I didn't. I said, and I quote (much like you did) "they'd be pissing a lot more people off by making their computers not work". Note that "their" implies ownership; I run Java, but Oracle, Microsoft's rival, does not own my computer.

      Plus, I don't have those "Which patch broke my software? Oops, my backup's hosed; how long will it take me to reinstall, reconfigure, and repatch?" problems with the Linux box.

      You don't use 3rd party (e.g. not in your distro's repo) software or upgrade to new releases often, do you? It's something that happens in the real world and I'd figure someone with a UID nearly 1/10 of mine would have experienced it at some point. You've sure honed your misdirection and quasi-debate techniques in your time here.

      So, you say that $125 is plenty for a 1 year support period, citing that Linux distros do it for free. Please, direct me to one that does. Which distro can I go to and grab a release from 2000 that still has a year of support left? I'll assume you can name one, or several, or you wouldn't have said that. Now, of those, which do *not* offer support contracts to provide a source of income to pay the people writing the patches? And from any that still remain, which maintain the kernel, packages that ship with the kernel to form a whole OS, and a reasonable suite of applications, entirely in-house?

      None of them.

      But, ignoring that, are you saying that you'd be cool with MS supporting XP for 2 more years? Because, in your last post, you just said there are XP computers out there that are less than 7 years old, which means that by the end of 15 years (from the release), those machines will be 9 years old. Are you saying that 9 years is reasonable? Or 15? Or 18 (based on your "at least 5 more years" comment in your previous post)? You've given so many EOL requirements that it's no wonder MS can't meet your demands.

      You responded to:

      Also, I'd love to know how you use EAC to sample LPs and cassettes; last I checked (a while after the last patch was released, over 2 years ago), it just reads CDs and doesn't touch audio devices at all. Can you point me to a writeup?

      Can you please respond to the rest of that paragraph?

      Also, while you're bitching about Microsoft dropping support for XP after 7 (actually 9, no 11, nope now it's 13) years, perhaps you shouldn't use software that's been unpatched and in beta for 2.25 years and, it appears, was EOL'd after 13 years (original release was in 1998, 0.1 beta) as an example of the right way to do things.

      I realize it wasn't a direct question, but I was really hoping you'd comment on why you're okay with running software that has not received updates in years, while the whole time complaining that Microsoft is dropping the ball with XP.

      The difference between you and me: I've never been a fan of MS; I just don't think they're handling XP inappropriately. Maybe I'm just biased against it because I know when it dies I don't have to support IE8 anymore.

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    66. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by BronsCon · · Score: 1
      Off-tpoic, but...

      The track marking is what Audacity lacks (AFAIK, maybe it can but I haven't found it).

      Just a heads-up, in case you've found EAC's 44.1kHz limitation less than ideal: You can totally split a recording into tracks with Audacity. You might enjoy the ability to record at the highest rate your audio hardware supports, process out pops, clicks, and hiss, and fade in/out any remaining noise from the silence between tracks before downsampling to 44.1/16/2 and burning to CD.

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    67. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that more or less Netware's approach? not the tree of VMs, but the tree of permissions.

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    68. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It looks like that may work, thanks. I wonder if Aramok can handle higher rates? I'll have to do a little testing.

    69. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You don't use 3rd party (e.g. not in your distro's repo) software or upgrade to new releases often, do you?

      Nope, haven't yet had the need to with either kubuntu or Mandriva. I only upgrade when I read that there is a performance boost or a new feature that looks interesting. Of course, I'd have to if I had a task that nothing in the repo could supply.

      Which distro can I go to and grab a release from 2000 that still has a year of support left?

      No need, modern distros run just fine on ancient hardware. Some kind soul pointed me to a fix for an issue that was keeping one old machine of mine running XP (Audacity has a feature I thought it lacked) so I'll be slapping kubuntu on it next April. No way that ancient clunker would run W8 (which I wouldn't use unless I was well paid to but W7 is OK).

      Hell, I collect old computers, fix any hardware problems, slap Linux on them and give them to poor people, it's a hobby. Some of those old machines are running W95 yet run fine with Linux.

      You've given so many EOL requirements that it's no wonder MS can't meet your demands.

      Microsoft can't meet many of my demands at all, that's only one.

      I was really hoping you'd comment on why you're okay with running software that has not received updates in years

      ? I'm not. But the reality is people do, usually out of ignorance. A third of the world's computers are running XP and Microsoft is the only one who can fix that problem.

      Maybe I'm just biased against it because I know when it dies I don't have to support IE8 anymore.

      That's a very good reason. However, we got W7 computers at work last year and they're running IE7 so you may still have that headache for a while.

    70. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Amarok shouldn't complain; it's been a while but I seem to recall feeding it 192k/32/2 with no issues. Please let me know if I'm wrong about that, I'm considering going back to Amarok soon.

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    71. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      No need, modern distros run just fine on ancient hardware.

      Your beef with MS (at least as stated in this thread) is their short support period, so the existence of other OSes with longer support is paramount to your argument; that's why I asked for a reference.

      No way that ancient clunker would run W8 (which I wouldn't use unless I was well paid to but W7 is OK).

      And both are still supported and have nearly identical system requirements (1GHz CPU, 1GB RAM, 16GB HDD [20GB for 64bit], and a DX9-capable video card). The only difference is that Win8 requires a CPU with support for PAE, NX, and SSE2; which Win7-capable CPU do you have that doesn't support those?

      The kind soul who pointed you to the HOWTO for Audacity was me, BTW; and the software you're running that hasn't received updates in years is EAC (last update was over 2 years ago). I don't want to harp on that point too much, though, since it seems as though you may not have been aware.

      I'm really interested to know how you've got IE7 running on Win7 when it ships with IE8 and Win7 doesn't support IE7, according to the 2nd post (from an MS employee) on that page. XP mode? IE7 mode in IE8 (more likely 9 or 10, since the upgrade to IE9 was a critical update)? I'm not saying it's not possible, but Microsoft is; if you've done it (or, rather, someone where you work has) I'd really genuinely be interested to learn how it was done.

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    72. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I'm really interested to know how you've got IE7 running on Win7 when it ships with IE8 and Win7 doesn't support IE7, according to the 2nd post (from an MS employee) on that page.

      I have no idea, I'm not the one who imaged them. I just do databases these days.

    73. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      If you can find out, I would be fascinated to read about it. If it's not XP mode I'll be absolutely stunned and in awe of whoever managed to pull it off.

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    74. Re:Best way to force an upgrade by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It's a very large organization, my guess is they had help from Microsoft.

  6. When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I saw this during video playback, checked to see why the video was barfing and saw the svchost.exe chewing up 100% just like they say. It didn't happen on boot. I think it can happen whenever Windows Update scans for updates.

    However, when I killed the svchost just to watch my video, I lost sound which made me think it had to be Media Player.

    Well, maybe it was; but eventually I found out about this bug and realized I had to just sit through it.

    The questions for me are "WTF does it do?", "Why does it have to walk this tree, and what is so bloody CPU intensive about it?" followed by, "Why does an update have to care what patches are superseded? As long as you're up to the latest patch level, it should be all good".

    I think the whole thing is fundamentally broken. You have your current version of $Thing, it depends on N other things which must be of a given version. When you upgrade $Thing you just check to make sure the things it depends on are there and if they aren't, then you get them. The old stuff? You just check to see what depends on it, and if there is no longer anything depending on it you can quarantine it. If anything tries to access a quarantined dependancy, then your dependencies are broken and you need to patch the app that tried to do that.

    I know I'm glossing over some things, and package management is not trivial; but there's no excuse I can see for exponentially growing scan algorithms.

    1. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by bmajik · · Score: 5, Informative

      to isolate windows update so you can kill it safely, do

      sc config wuauserv type= own

      next time service manager starts wuauserv, it will get its own private instance of svchost.exe, which you can kill with impunity :)

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    2. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by jones_supa · · Score: 5, Informative

      Additionally, "tasklist /svc" can be used to show which services each svchost.exe is running.

    3. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by mrbester · · Score: 1

      I noticed this slowdown on the VMs I manage for legacy *native* IE6+ (because emulated doesn't cut it, it *has* to be the real thing) last Wednesday. I left one VM "running" Windows Update for 4 hours and it still hadn't finished "checking" for the 11 updates I knew it would want. As I needed to use my machine for actual work I couldn't leave it any longer...

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    4. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2

      Why not just do:
      net stop wuauserv
      That way you're not killing processes, and possibly corrupting the update database, which causes its own set of problems.
      In fact, I've got a desktop icon that does exactly that on one of my XP machines, so I can kill it quickly when I need the machine to be responsive in less than 10 minutes...

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    5. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Wow. 4 hours for your VM to check for updates? What the heck processor are you running this thing on? I've got a bare-metal 1GHz PIII with 256MB RAM (all it will hold, unfortunately) and it only takes 10 minutes or so to finish the update check process.

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    6. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2

      SVCHost can host multiple services in one process. You probably killed Windows Audio in addition to Windows Update.

    7. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Wow.
      Remember when /. used to be populated by, you know....actual geeks? Geeks who knew how to do technical things with computers?

      Killing the svchost.exe process to shut down Windows Update is the equivalent of paint removal with a 12 gauge shotgun. It'll work, but it causes a lot of other problems at the same time.

      Lots of other services run in that same svchost process, and I'm guessing one of those on your machine was the Windows Audio service, which is why you lost audio.
      On the other hand, you most definitely do not need to "just sit through it."

      net stop wuauserv

      This properly shuts down the Windows Update service, and doesn't cause any collateral damage with other services, either.

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    8. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by jargonburn · · Score: 2

      Process Explorer will let you hover over the executable to see what services it is hosting. You can also open it up to examine which thread or threads are consuming all the resources, as well as kill said threads without killing the whole process.

    9. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Remember when /. used to be populated by, you know....actual geeks? Geeks who knew how to do technical things with computers?

      Wow. Remember when Slashdot was populated by people who realized that not every geek knows everything about every system? No? Because sadly, such a time never existed. Slashdot has always been full of jerks like you.

    10. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by mrbester · · Score: 1

      It stalled (I guess), all I got is the poxy "progress" and a CPU pegged at 100%.

      Core i5 with 16GB RAM since you ask with the 32bit VMs getting 2 - 4GB. I only run them one at a time and the Win 7 and 8 VMs run no problem.

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    11. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by rssrss · · Score: 1

      Just kill the automatic updating.

      Open the Control Panel open the System applet.

      There is a tab that says "Automatic Updates".

      Click that tab. Then click the button that says "Turn Off Automatic Updates".

      Problem solved.

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    12. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Jerks like me, huh? Really?

      Tell me: What is it that geeks really like?
      Any idea?

      It's learning. Figuring things out. Whether it's a computer, DNA, or next generation rocket engine doesn't matter.

      Now, how hard is it for anybody, whether they know computers/Windows or some other thing, to type

      shut down windows update

      into Google?

      The problem isn't that someone doesn't know a specific thing about computers. I couldn't give a damn what someone doesn't know.
      What I care about is what they're unwilling to learn.

      If you refuse to learn how to do something so simple in the correct way, or even just don't even think to find out, then you're not a geek. You're a redneck who removes paint with a 12 gauge.

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    13. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      he questions for me are "WTF does it do?", "Why does it have to walk this tree, and what is so bloody CPU intensive about it?" followed by, "Why does an update have to care what patches are superseded? As long as you're up to the latest patch level, it should be all good".

      I think the whole thing is fundamentally broken. You have your current version of $Thing, it depends on N other things which must be of a given version. When you upgrade $Thing you just check to make sure the things it depends on are there and if they aren't, then you get them. The old stuff? You just check to see what depends on it, and if there is no longer anything depending on it you can quarantine it. If anything tries to access a quarantined dependancy, then your dependencies are broken and you need to patch the app that tried to do that.

      I know I'm glossing over some things, and package management is not trivial; but there's no excuse I can see for exponentially growing scan algorithms.

      Tell that to the apt-get folks.

      http://algebraicthunk.net/~dburrows/blog/entry/package-management-sudoku/

      http://algebraicthunk.net/~dburrows/blog/entry/package-management-sudoku-2/

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    14. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by FrozenFrog · · Score: 1

      Additionally you can narrow it down just just include svchost.exe tasks:

      tasklist /svc /fi "imagename eq svchost.exe"

    15. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by Bozzio · · Score: 1

      Goodbye 1 problem. Hello 20.

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    16. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used ProcessHacker to give the wuauserv thread idle priority.
      That made the computer usable again, while still leaving it able to update.
      (Note: Unlike process priorities, this cannot be saved. To do that you still need to run wuauserv in a separate process.)

    17. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by unitron · · Score: 1

      ...Killing the svchost.exe process to shut down Windows Update is the equivalent of paint removal with a 12 gauge shotgun. It'll work, but it causes a lot of other problems at the same time...

      But you must admit that sounds like a lot more fun than doing it with a putty knife and a heat gun.

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    18. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by antdude · · Score: 1

      When I killed my svchst.exe on a clean VM, it took down its XP's blue GUI theme to go back to classic theme. Haha.

      Anyways, just turn off Automatic Updates and run Windows/MS Updates manually when you're ready to have your system be hogged for a while (could be hours if it is a very slow machine!).

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    19. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by lukpac · · Score: 1

      The problem is only "solved" until you actually try to (manually) install updates. That is, turning off automatic updates fixes nothing, it just stops the problem from happening (seemingly) randomly.

      I just ran into this on Sunday, and quickly found out that turning off automatic updates didn't really help. I don't know if it was a coincidence or not, but I eventually realized the machine still had IE7, and after I installed IE8 the issue went away. We'll see if it stays fixed or not.

    20. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks

    21. Re:When I saw this, I didn't know what it was by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      ...Killing the svchost.exe process to shut down Windows Update is the equivalent of paint removal with a 12 gauge shotgun. It'll work, but it causes a lot of other problems at the same time...

      But you must admit that sounds like a lot more fun than doing it with a putty knife and a heat gun.

      Well...yes...it kind of does. I guess there's some redneck in me, too. (Heck...I don't need to guess that. There's plenty of redneck in me....)

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  7. O(2â) should be avoided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How exactly does someone think a O(2â) algorithm is OK to check in?

    1. Re: O(2â) should be avoided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And how exactly does Slashdot not have full Unicode support?

    2. Re:O(2â) should be avoided by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      They don't seem so bad when the first 10 iterations take a few ms.

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    3. Re:O(2â) should be avoided by Minwee · · Score: 1

      How exactly does someone think a O(2â) algorithm is OK to check in?

      It's magic. Repeat these magic words after me:

      "It's just a temporary fix. We will replace it with something better after we meet the next deadline."

      Keep saying that until you are reassigned to a different team or "decide to pursue interests outside of the company", and then it changes from a temporary fix to a permanent and immutable bit of legacy code.

    4. Re:O(2â) should be avoided by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's OK to check in as long as you meet your deadline and it seems to work. Performance (esp. years down the road) isn't important. Do you think people buying computers at Best Buy are going to avoid your product because it's going to become ridiculously slow many years later? Of course not. So just throw in a crappy algorithm, it doesn't matter. It's not like this is a free/open-source OS where someone will fix it just out of academic interest. With commercial code, if there isn't a compelling business reason to produce and ship quality code, they won't.

    5. Re:O(2â) should be avoided by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      How exactly does someone on Slashdot think dependencies are trivial to calculate and resolve?

      http://algebraicthunk.net/~dburrows/blog/entry/package-management-sudoku/

      http://algebraicthunk.net/~dburrows/blog/entry/package-management-sudoku-2/

      Oh, I know the answer, it's all about the MS bashing.

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  8. Also an issue for 2003 by HideyoshiJP · · Score: 2

    I've noticed that this is an issue on Windows Server 2003 (I believe R2 included). I have noticed that this is less of an issue once IE8 is installed (this should have already been done by this point), but this is still definitely an issue. I will be glad when I am rid of this OS (soon!).

    1. Re:Also an issue for 2003 by jaseuk · · Score: 1

      This is probably an issue with every Windows operating system using the update services, it's only visible with XP as it's the oldest supported operating system, so it has many, many more patches.

      Jason

    2. Re:Also an issue for 2003 by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      The update system was completely revamped with Vista so honestly you're doing a big assumption there.

    3. Re:Also an issue for 2003 by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      It will be more of a problem with 2003 since Microsoft extended support for another year and change.

  9. On purpose? by wjcofkc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm really not sure if I would put it past MS or not to do this intentionally and leave it unfixed while reporting (lying) about trying to fix it in order to force the death of XP on schedule. It seems too obvious.

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    1. Re:On purpose? by johnsie · · Score: 1

      Is that you Alex Jones?

    2. Re:On purpose? by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm really - I mean really, uncomfortable with the thought of Microsoft planning this kind of thing 12 years in advance...

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    3. Re:On purpose? by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

      Bubblesort is a very easy algorithm to implement... and works well for a few entries.

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    4. Re:On purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems too coincidental for me to chalk up to chance and far too simple a problem for MS not to be able to figure out. The sabotage idea seems very plausible here. Plus, there was no trouble with the previous update so the exponential list explanation may not be all to this story.

    5. Re:On purpose? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      I've thought the same thing, especially since I saw the delay go from nearly no delay to an hour delay from one month to the next. There was no "exponential Increase", it was more like a step function. That is why I think the update delay was intentional in order to push people off XP.

    6. Re:On purpose? by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      On a 3 GHz CPU the worst sort algorithm you can imagine should still run a thousand times faster than necessary for a graph this small. This effect is either incompetence or malice, not the result of a bad algorithm choice.

    7. Re:On purpose? by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      Planned obsolescence is something companies plan. Think of it, creating an exponential process for an updater would accomplish just that. In the beginning years it'd be lightning quick, but after a few years everybody would feel the new Windows is faster (even if it's only faster because it was scheduled to be that way).

    8. Re:On purpose? by unitron · · Score: 1

      I'm really - I mean really, uncomfortable with the thought of Microsoft planning this kind of thing 12 years in advance...

      But I'm comforted by the knowledge that they aren't nearly competent enough to actually have successfully done that.

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    9. Re:On purpose? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

      Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by greedy self-interest. It's in MS's interests to have everyone buy W8, and they're having a hard time selling it.

  10. Updates to EOL Software are a pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    film at 11

  11. Similar experiences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have implemented a couple of component systems. The dependency calculcation algorithm easily becomes a Towers of Hanoi exercise unless a proper heuristic is applied. In fact, you can solve it easily the way you brute-force a Sudoku solution. IOW, cut off the recursion at the first opportunity, and you'll be ok.

  12. This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, did anyone think this wasn't the case?

    Microsoft wants to make sure that their users are motivated to buy a new OS, so they do whatever they can to make their old OSes look slow and decrepit. Making the patching procedure painfully tedious is simply another trick to make the new OS look like an improvement and make the user want to upgrade.

    Patching my old Ubuntu 12.04 LTS install (3 versions behind!) is simple and quick. None of this "make it slow to abuse/exploit the user" crap.

  13. it's a h/w performance test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft does it this way so they have long enough durations to compare different OEMs.

  14. Ah that explains it by ArchieBunker · · Score: 3, Informative

    I just put XP on an old laptop to run some specialized automotive software. This svchost bug has been bothering me ever since. If you kill the process it also takes out other services (like wifi).

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    1. Re:Ah that explains it by NJRoadfan · · Score: 2

      My work computer has been cursed with this problem. Eventually it started locking up every patch Tuesday, so I just killed automatic updates..... problem solved. Something with the Dell OEM XP install is clearly fubared with regards to the actual patch service as manually installing an update causes the machine to lock up too. Rebooting causes an evil "We had to shut your machine down to protect its hardware" blue screen until I go into safe mode once and reboot again. IT will get around to it eventually. I think they are just waiting for a new machine to become available to swap it out.

    2. Re:Ah that explains it by bmajik · · Score: 5, Interesting

      one thing you can do to fix this is the following

      sc config wuauserv type= own

      (the space between "type=" and "own" is important)

      this tells the service manager to put windows update service (WUAUserv) into its own hosting process, e.g. a new/separate instance of svchost.exe

      Another service that can be implicated in updates is the "BITS" service. You can use the same command to isolate it also.

      Anytime I see a svchost.exe instance misbehaving I start isolating the services inside it and then seeing which individual service is being problematic.

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    3. Re:Ah that explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just stop "Automatic Updates" service

    4. Re:Ah that explains it by pgpalmer · · Score: 1

      Eventually it started locking up every patch Tuesday, so I just killed automatic updates..... problem solved.

      Good plan. It's not like it will find any updates after EOL, anyway.

    5. Re:Ah that explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can just use Process Explorer.

    6. Re:Ah that explains it by bmajik · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Absolutely.

      However, one difference between how I work now vs. how I worked 20 years ago, is that now I am invariably working on somebody else's machine.

      Once upon a time, I used to spend lots of time changing my settings, making customizations to the environment, installing all kinds of tools that made my life easier.

      However, a large portion of my time is spent investigating situations that aren't on my own workstations. Either lab machines or other people's environments.

      I don't want to be paralyzed when I need to work out of my environment. And so I tend not to invest in or assume the presence of tools that aren't strictly necessary to do a particular task.

      This is especially true when there are workable tools included in the default software distribution. So, in the case of isolating bad services, using sc.exe is perfectly sufficient. I know it's going to be there and it's going to work.

      About the only basic productivity tools I frequently install any more on a windows machine are gvim and fiddler, and if the IE F12 tools were just a little bit better, I might be able to stop depending on Fiddler....

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    7. Re:Ah that explains it by optimus2861 · · Score: 2

      Even better: install the latest Internet Explorer cumulative security update manually, then re-run Windows Update. It seems that if IE is fully up-to-date, WU can chew through the remaining updates much faster. Then you're good for another month.

    8. Re:Ah that explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      task manager, processes, view - select columns, tick the 'command line' box. Voila, instant list of each process, complete with CPU, memory etc. No hacks required.

    9. Re:Ah that explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what a USB key with all the tools for Windows is good for. Linux, not so much (you'd be better off just booting Linux OS from the USB Key)

    10. Re:Ah that explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sysinternals (run by Microsoft) has a "live" site if you want to use programs like Process Explorer without installing them.

      Just run //live.sysinternals.com/procexp.exe

      Details are available at http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals under "Sysinternals Live".

    11. Re:Ah that explains it by antdude · · Score: 1

      Just turn off Automatic Updates and run Windows/MS Updates manually when you're ready to have your system be hogged for a while (could be hours if it is a very slow machine!).

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    12. Re:Ah that explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also work on lots of machines, and have come to not like customizing my own very much, beyond what I'd find on client machines. However, I work on Windows, Mac, and Linux, so I tend to look for general methods, rather than specifics.

  15. Radical Idea by rgmoore · · Score: 2

    Here's a radical idea: why don't they fix the stupid exponential algorithm rather than papering it over by trimming the lists?

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    1. Re:Radical Idea by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Here's a radical idea: why don't they fix the stupid exponential algorithm rather than papering it over by trimming the lists?

      Because the product is obsolete and will be out of support in 4 months?

      That's like replacing the air conditioner In a car that's about to be sold or scrapped.

      Now, if you're talking about WIndows Vista or 7, then yes, it's a good idea to fix it. But for something already out of date and will be EOL'd, there's less justification.

  16. NSA still using XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spotted the XP logo on a screensaver during the 60 minutes episode.

  17. Standard MS Joke by Naatach · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just redefine darkness as the new standard.

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    1. Re:Standard MS Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One , Because compared to a broken lightbulb even a microsoft engineer looks bright!

  18. Clowns, ass variety by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    These are the clowns who use some kind of insertion sort to sort the files in a folder window, so when you chamge the sort on a window with thousands of files, god help you. Hell, insertion sort would be faster. It's as if their algorithm is "add the next file name, then bubble sort the whole damned thing. Repeat with next name."

    This is built into their display list widget. How shameful past the early 1980s.

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    1. Re:Clowns, ass variety by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      This is built into their display list widget. How shameful past the early 1980s.

      What are you talking about? Do you not realize that far superior sorting algorithms were invented as long ago as the 40s? Quicksort was invented in 1960, and mergesort was invented in 1945, for example. Being the early 1980s is no excuse for using crappy sort algorithms.

    2. Re:Clowns, ass variety by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      Bingo! I wish I had mod points, but I don't, so my stamp of approval will have to suffice ;)

    3. Re:Clowns, ass variety by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      And it is not as if it hard to implement those. In fact I did that when I was learning to program ... in turbo pascal (shudder). I'm inclined to go along with the notion that even if it was a genuine bug to begin with, it is now a very convenient feature to get people to pay for an upgrade.

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  19. can't I just download all the patches instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where can I find a complete set of all the updates they have so I can install those I like (not windows genuine disadvantage etc) without having to connect to microsofts update servers?
    and not network connect the computer until I'm done

    1. Re:can't I just download all the patches instead? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Update Catalog is probably closest to what you need.

    2. Re:can't I just download all the patches instead? by lowen · · Score: 1

      wsusofflineupdate ( www.wsusoffline.net )works well; use one machine to download everything, generate an ISO or USB key with the updates, and update offline.

    3. Re:can't I just download all the patches instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ this is good stuff.

  20. ah, I've been seeing this by CaptainPhoton · · Score: 1

    Wow, so I'm not crazy. I have to keep some old XP machines around for certain build tools. When I turned on my XP PC's recently for a sustaining engineering activity, the Windows update had them bogged down all night and all day. Was assuming a machine-specific problem, but this confirms it's a general problem. Thanks Slashdot for pointing this out, and thanks Microsoft for keeping IT interesting.

    1. Re:ah, I've been seeing this by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      I've known about this bug for a couple of years, at least. I didn't know the details until now, but I've known that Windows Update on XP has been getting slower and slower, and using more and more memory for a long time.

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  21. Not Just XP by CWCheese · · Score: 1

    I would suspect this is not limited solely to XP because I've experienced horrible delays with recent updates on a Win7 machine, which is only 6-7 months old. It's a new laptop I got from my company to replace an older XP machine and I recall updates were very snappy at first, now getting progressively more greedy for processing time.

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  22. My client's machine was affected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a client that uses Windows XP. The client contacted me last month about lags in the application I provide for them. The client's office isn't open every day, and they turn off all the PCs when they're out of the office.

    Last month, logs showed me that the problems were ONLY occurring in the first few hours after booting the PC for the first time following a "patch Tuesday." The problem appeared on four consecutive months, so I immediately suspected windows updates. I warned the client that it might happen again and suggested that they turn on the PC first thing when they arrive.

    The lags happened again this past week, so I did some looking around and noticed that they were using an old version of Internet Explorer (which is required for Windows Updates), so I upgraded them to IE8. After two failed attempts at installing IE8 (it spent several hours doing nothing while supposedly downloading updates as part of the install process), it finally succeeded on the third try, and now the machine processes Windows Updates significantly faster (a couple of minutes instead of more than an hour).

    p.s. Why the F*** wasn't IE8 considered a critical update for XP?

    1. Re:My client's machine was affected by tepples · · Score: 1

      Why the F*** wasn't IE8 considered a critical update for XP?

      Because too many organizations had web sites and ActiveX controls that depended on Internet Explorer 6 "features" removed in Internet Explorer 8.

  23. We used to call it Cruft by dccase · · Score: 2

    Of course Windows performance degrades over time.

    How else would they ever get anyone to upgrade? Remove the Start button?

    1. Re:We used to call it Cruft by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention that...

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  24. Re:Because of this issue by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I just instaled linux... problem solved...

    Ubuntu gave me a boatload of dependency questions the last time I upgraded the OS version of my kids computer. Paraphrased: "The following gajillion packages or services with funny names may not be compatible with your new upgrade request. Please checkmark those you wish to keep."

    Yeah, I know, I was probably "doing something wrong" or didn't bother to RTFM for upgrades, but from a "consumer" standpoint, it was not "user friendly" and time-consuming. (True, it's only once every couple of years one has to do such. MS sends upgrades far more often, but at least it's the machine slaving away instead of the human.)
     

  25. Windiz Update solved that problem. by heson · · Score: 1

    I miss Windiz Update....

    1. Re:Windiz Update solved that problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was truly an awesome tool.

      Fortunately I switched to Ubuntu for my own personal use.

    2. Re:Windiz Update solved that problem. by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      When I recently installed a fresh Ubuntu 13.10 machine the "software updates are available" tool popped up. Its window was not visible but its icon was sitting in the taskbar. Nothing happened when I kept clicking that icon. It was completely stuck. Later the updater worked but then Ubuntu Software Center crashed when I tried to use it. I wish it was only Ubuntu, but other distros and DEs have similar bugs all the time. Windows is not always rosy either, but still I hate more the seemingly non-existent Quality Assurance of the Linux desktop.

    3. Re:Windiz Update solved that problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using different distros for ~4 years -- haven't seen anything remotely like that. When Iused Ubuntu for a couple of years, though, Iran into multiple severe bugs related to updating or update notifications, a couple of which rendered my system unbootable without reinstalling the OS. (Second or third time that happened is when I finally said "fuck it"and switched to another distro.)

  26. Upgrade? Win7 and 8 have their own update issues by knarfling · · Score: 1

    Upgrading to Windows 7 or Windows 8 certainly fixes one issue, but it creates a whole new set of problems.

    1.) There is guarantee that this won't be a problem in Win7 or Win8. This only showed up when there were *Lots* of updates to IE. In three or four years, Win7 could have a similar problem, or at least a problem with similar symptoms.

    2.) Win7 did redesign the update process. (Actually Vista first showed up with it, but many people are skipping Vista altogether.) But in their great (for very, very small values of great) wisdom, they removed the ability to delete old, unneeded patches. In XP and 2003, you simply went to the Windows folder and deleted any of the old patches. You could no longer un-install the patch, but who needs to un-install a 7year-old patch? With Win 7, you cannot delete old patches. The winsxs folder grows exponentially, and since everything depends on everything else, deleting from that folder causes all kinds of problems. This leaves you with a winsxs folder that can be 20G or 30G with no way to trim it down. This is fine for a single system with a 500G hard drive, but is a BIG pain when dealing with VM's.

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  27. FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "fundamentally" should be "deliberately"

  28. Past abuses of Unicode (5:erocS) by tepples · · Score: 3, Informative

    And how exactly does Slashdot not have full Unicode support?

    Slashdot used to have at least some level of Unicode support. Then vandals discovered directionality override characters and used them to break the layout and spoof moderation. The admins responded by instituting a strict code point whitelist to prevent the use of directionality overrides and the use of characters that are more useful for Unicode art (the successor to ASCII art) than for English text.

    1. Re:Past abuses of Unicode (5:erocS) by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      But somehow most websites out there manage to implement Unicode just fine. Which proves that it is possible to implement good Unicode support and avoid all those bombs. Seems that Slashdot just chose the easy way out of the problems.

    2. Re:Past abuses of Unicode (5:erocS) by tepples · · Score: 2

      Most web sites don't have a problem with people reposting ASCII Goatse.

    3. Re:Past abuses of Unicode (5:erocS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you need Unicode in order to repost *ASCII* Goatse.

    4. Re:Past abuses of Unicode (5:erocS) by tepples · · Score: 1

      What I'm trying to say is that the reason Slashdot's code point whitelist is so narrow is the same reason Slashdot has a lameness filter against ASCII art. The administrators believe that characters in blocks other than the ASCII and Latin-1 supplement blocks are more useful for making Unicode art, which the administrators believe is contrary to Slashdot's mission, than for discussing the article in the English language.

  29. About time by operagost · · Score: 1

    I'd noticed this on one of two lingering Windows XP machines last month. Good to know I'm not nuts.

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    1. Re:About time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto. I came just to comment that my friends and family have been complaining about this happening for about the same amount of time now. I'd suggest them replacing their computers but I know who would be the lucky person to have to set them all up... *sigh*

  30. Microsoft Stops Supporting Win98 Early (2006) by tepples · · Score: 1

    Because there aren't enough months of Windows XP's extended support left for it to be worth fixing. Microsoft refused to fix a few bugs near the end of Windows 98's service life as well; see this story from June 2006.

  31. Re:another paid microsoft employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're like the Windows XP version of APK aren't you?

  32. Slipstream by tepples · · Score: 1

    Where can I find a complete set of all the updates they have [...] without having to connect to microsofts update servers?

    If you don't want to connect to Microsoft servers, why did you choose to use a Microsoft operating system? But if you insist, start your research with the words slipstreamed updates.

  33. Running a computer store, this is driving me crazy by lev400 · · Score: 2

    I run a small computer store and this issue has been driving me crazy the last few weeks, we have had a few XP machines come back because customers are complaining they are so slow! When we refurbished them before these patches they were fine! I have had to disable Windows update to fix the issue, not the best solution at all. 100% CPU from svchost.exe for hours, how can Microsoft mess up so bad..!

  34. It's a resource issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'll upgrade XP to a different MS-OS the day MS can deliver something as small and efficient as XP. If they can't I have to look elsewhere

    1. Re:It's a resource issue by egranlund · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you said the same thing about Windows 95 when XP came out :)

    2. Re:It's a resource issue by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I'll upgrade XP to a different MS-OS the day MS can deliver something as small and efficient as XP. If they can't I have to look elsewhere

      Server 2012 Core install

  35. Re:another paid microsoft employee by houstonbofh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is everybody stupid. XP is fast. Faster than all the current consumer grade PC OSes

    I think that is what this patch... Sorry... BUG is supposed to fix.

  36. .NET Updates Clobber My System by ewhac · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I couldn't tell you why, but I haven't (yet) observed the described behavior on my XP system. The auto-updater ususally settles down in a matter of minutes.

    No. In my case, it's trying to apply the .NET updates that completely murders my system. Apparently MS wants a gigabyte or so of free disk space on C:\ (and nowhere else) or the update will fail miserably. As it happens, my system partition has about 200MB free space, so the update disappears down a rabbit hole and never completes.

    I used to think it was because it needed a bunch of temporary disk space, so last night I changed the TMP and TEMP environment variables to point to a volume with tons of free space, rebooted (because, you know, it's Windows), set just one of the several .NET updates running, then went off to see The Hobbit. When I returned some three hours later, the update had hung, the disk was idle, C:\ had zero bytes free, and the system log was corrupted.

    Honestly, I don't know why anyone continues to be surprised by Redmond's rank incompetence...

    Schwab

    1. Re:.NET Updates Clobber My System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I can't say this is your issue but when .NET updates it puts new Assemblies onto the system and then runs a process that's supposed to run in the background to run through every single updated one and convert them over to machine code specific to your system. This makes it so it doesn't have to process it when you try to run something which speeds it up.

      http://support.microsoft.com/kb/2570538

    2. Re:.NET Updates Clobber My System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Updates stores stuff in C:\Windows\SoftwareDistribution folder and particularly after failed updates, it leaves broken crap there and can become quite bloated. According even to Microsoft, it is safe to remove this folder completely (disabled Automatic Updates service, then delete the SoftwareDistribution, then enable Automatic Updates again. First check for updates will take a long time while it rebuilds this folder.)

    3. Re:.NET Updates Clobber My System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did some work on machines with a 2GB solid state disk (industrial environment, so XP itself only took 233MB), and the .NET updates were a killer. If it failed for any reason, there wan't enough space left to make it go the second time. I don't remember now where the files were, but go digging for the temp files it creates (in Local Settings? it was a hidden folder) and nuke them to get a bunch of space back. Every time it tries, it eats more space, and it never cleans up the failed attempts.

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    4. Re:.NET Updates Clobber My System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should really either expand the system partition or, in the future, not make it so small. Windows (not just XP, all versions of Windows) are designed to operate with at least a decent amount of free space. I guess this is one of those times where they just assume you followed convention.

  37. Re:Upgrade? Win7 and 8 have their own update issue by minvaren · · Score: 3, Informative

    They actually just fixed the SxS bloat with a patch a month or two ago. Link : here.

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  38. Re:Running a computer store, this is driving me cr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you'll buy win7 just make XP unusable...to keep people from strapping it together for another decade.

  39. On and off for more than a year.... by GumphMaster · · Score: 2

    This has been happening on and off for more than a year. I found the last couple of times that it was helped if I manually fetched and installed the latest "Cumulative Security Update for Internet Explorer" for version 8 (http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/security/bulletin/ms13-088 at time of writing). Never understood why; perhaps it allows a serious chunk of the search tree to be pruned quickly avoiding the exponential stupidity.

    If you need to stop the 100% CPU while you fetch this then Start -> Run, "Services.msc", locate and stop "Automatic Updates".

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    1. Re:On and off for more than a year.... by snickers · · Score: 2

      I've also found that this resolves the problem. The key thing is to make sure it's the latest Cumulative Security Update for IE. For December this is MS13-097 (KB2898785).

      http://support.microsoft.com/kb/2898785/

      I've seen lots of people say this doesn't work but it's because they are trying the October or November update.

    2. Re:On and off for more than a year.... by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      Longer than that - I was dealing with this issue 8 years ago working desktop support (I'm in networking now). While I never put together svchost was related to Windows Update, I was always having svchost kill my XP machines, and I knew the more updates that were installed, the longer it took to run Windows Update.

      Doesn't really matter now, though. XP is EOL in a few months. If you still want to run XP, just turn Windows Updates off - its not like you will miss anything.

  40. "grown long, sometimes to 40 or more items" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This quote tells you ALL you need to know about Microsoft. To Microsoft, a list of merely 40 items is 'long', and thus Microsoft algorithms are allowed to run as slowly as molasses in the Arctic if the user dares to 'stress' their system to this 'degree'.

    Now the usual vile shills will step in at this point, and try to tell the naive (apparently most of the readers here) that there are all kinds of valid reasons why a list of just 40 items should be disastrous for a modern OS (and be in no doubt, XP is most certainly a modern OS). These shills think you so moronic, that you'll have no knowledge of the mainframes that used to process the records of millions of customers in the 1960s, using software and hardware resources that are the tiniest fraction of any PC running XP. In the 1950s, algorithms were invented that allowed astonishing processing of large datasets using tiny working amounts of main RAM, and primary storage.

    However, anyone using Windows knows that you better not dare having more than a few hundred files in any given folder, before performance of Windows starts to collapse if you do anything working with that list of files. Beyond cramming NSA back-doors into every product they build, and ensuring that Visual Studio is a fairly decent product, there is no quality control or use of decent Computer Science skills at Microsoft.

    Indeed, for the longest time, Microsoft, together with partner Intel, has relied on a PC having a useful lifetime of just THREE years, before the user feels OBLIGED to update to the latest version of Windows, and the latest Intel chip, to get back the responsiveness the previous computer had when it was new.

    So users should update from XP because too many of Microsoft's NSA back-doors are now in the wild, compromising the 'security' of XP computers? That is it? That is the reason Microsoft and its army of vile shills screams at XP users. Oh, without a doubt, NT version whatever (the product the sheeple know as Vista/Win7/Win8) is better in some regards than NT version 5 (XP), but it is still just a version of NT under the hood. The 'new' driver model that came with Vista onwards is crap. The support for multi-core processing is still crap (and is it any co-incidence that Intel has a BIG single threaded lead over AMD). People need real-time OS functions from Windows, and they are still crap.

    The point is one uses Windows for the convenience, and the astonishing world of Windows compatible applications. The s**tty bells-and-whistles of XP onwards are badly coded rubbish any sane user disables when first configuring the install. After all, with Microsoft, even the basic stuff barely works.

    Vista onward brought only ONE useful thing in the common case- the near universally deployed 64-bit version of modern NT. XP was the last 32-bit OS Windows, in effect. Vista/Win7/Win8 should be used as the first general 64-bit Windows OS, solving some of Microsoft's god awful memory management issues.

    When everyone is finally forced to move from XP, hopefully Desktop Android will be deployed and available, so we can say "goodbye" to Microsoft for good.

     

  41. Hibernation fix? by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    According to the article the problem only happens at start-up for about an hour and then stops. So, if you never restart, only shutting down the PC via hibernation you will never see the problem.

  42. Re:Running a computer store, this is driving me cr by snickers · · Score: 2

    To fix this problem just run the latest Cumulative Security Update for Internet Explorer - for December this is KB2898785. Once you've run the update, reboot and then the updates will work.

    I've had to do this for October, November and December.

    This article has some more info about it - read the comments.

    http://www.infoworld.com/t/microsoft-windows/windows-xp-update-locks-machines-svchost-redlined-100-fix-it-kb-2879017-230733#disqus_thread/

  43. That explains it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, unfortunately, maintain a Windows XP virtual machine for some backwards compatibility testing. I recently started fresh from a SP3 install and I spent about an hour checking for the latest updates. This kind of confirms what I have been noticing over the years, that the checking for updates part keeps taking long and longer.

  44. Why I'm still on XP in places. by t0qer · · Score: 1

    I buy used Dell's from Weird Stuff Warehouse in Sunnyvale.
    http://www.weirdstuff.com/

    I have a few projects that require a windows OS and can't run under wine. By buying a Dell from weird stuff, the OS is licensed to the machine. So it's little more than a convenience thing for me.

  45. Win XP slowed terribly on 2011-2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I run several Win XP. Why? Because they work! Upgrading would mean buying new hardware, which my non-profit can't afford now.

    Very fast machines came to a terrible sluggishness at around the end of 2011, beggining of 2012. And I mean gamer-spec computers (some years ago). After tweaking a lot without result I reinstalled Win XP, upgraded all the way to SP-2, and turned off updates completly. Problem solved.

    They are triple firewalled, very limited net access, and antivirus equiped.

    Why should I upgrade? This is not an ideologic situation, but a very practical and economical one. Upgrade to Win 8? Have you ever tried to explain an over-60 user how it works? Win XP is perfect and solves my every need, I won' go into the expense and time waste it requires to upgrade, when I will get nothing in return (silly expense).

  46. More details please by monkeyhybrid · · Score: 1

    So, out of interest, how are you securing this unpatched XP machine? I can understand that if it's firewalled, with no open ports, it may be resistant to direct connections from outside but that's not enough for a typical machine doing useful work. If the machine makes network requests, or works on data from removable media, it is way more than likely to be vulnerable to some buffer overflow type response that can be fed to it. You know, the type of vulnerabilities that turn up every few weeks or so and (hopefully) get patched.

    1. Re:More details please by Luckyo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Proper software firewall, hand built firewall security policy i.e. all ports stealthed nothing goes in our out without asking (important as it enables you to see if you do get hit regardless of everything else). Essentially machine is autistic to the internet unless there's software running on it that is asking for connection. This weeds out most of the problems.
      I followed up by going through process list and weeding out everything I didn't need. The windows notification process to (dysfunctional) WAU and so on. If it's not needed, disable it, as it's a potential vector.
      Use a decent block list. I used peerguardian's malware/known botnet blocklist. It severely cuts down on number on potential infection sources and again, it lets you spot a potential threat that has gotten through as such software would likely start hitting known botnet addresses for control information.
      Sane antivirus. Specifically one that isn't too sensitive, but isn't too aggressive. Check everything with it.
      Reasonably updated internet facing software. That's browser, mail software and so on. It may also help to sandbox these with something like sandboxie (I didn't bother because I kept them up to date and felt that was enough, now that I no longer do so on this machine I sandbox the browser and email software).

      Effectively a mix of sane security policy, locked down machine and common sense. What most people appear to not understand on /. is that windows being vulnerable isn't the end of the world, nor is it a guarantee of infection. You still need an infection vector and infection source in addition to vulnerability to get infected, and locking those down is often enough, as long as you're not someone like Valve who is going to get hit by specifically tailored directed attack, you're going to be fine. Or at least much better off than someone who's all updated but doesn't secure infection vectors or infection sources.

    2. Re:More details please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does software firewall help against exploits in the basic networking stack? Unless it's something that basically replaces the network card driver.
      Also a fairly simple firewall rule is: Only allow connections to the proxy server and absolutely nothing else, that should be fairly safe and auditable.

    3. Re:More details please by oreiasecaman · · Score: 1

      I bet you have your reasons to jump through all those hoops just to keep that box on winxp... but wouldn't be easier just to install some Linux/BSD distro?

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    4. Re:More details please by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Far too tight and dysfunctional.

      Not entirely sure which exploits you are talking about, as I haven't had a single one of those in years in spite of being exposed to the open internet. Either they are not as functional as you seem to believe them to be, or they are extremely uncommon and require significant targeting which won't happen for a random machine on the internet.

    5. Re:More details please by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Spending decades and millions to get people to recode their applications for linux/BSD distro is "easier".

      I understand that term easier is relative, but you have to be pretty high to call that "easier" than simply securing the machine.

      And it's not like what I did is very different from what corporate IT security does. They just lock machine a bit further from user in addition to the internet,

  47. Just release a Windows XP SP4 already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Come on Microsoft, Release XP SP4 and solve it.

  48. Easily fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grab the Internet Explorer rollup patch available for download. Apply it, reboot, and it should be fixed. You may have to shut off automatic downloads first, then turn that back on at the end.

    A simple Google search found this information. So stop the fucking hand wringing Slashdorks.

  49. Aproaching infinity ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... as April 2014 draws near.

    Come on, folks. Are we certain this wasn't done by design?

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    1. Re:Aproaching infinity ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aproaching infinity ... as April 2014 draws near.

      That's not how exponential algorithms work.

  50. Laugh by koan · · Score: 1

    Probably didn't work as expected because virtually every XP machine has malware on it.

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  51. MS Filght Sim by chad_r · · Score: 1

    This brings back memories of an old version of MS Flight Simulator (2000?). Whenever you would choose an item from a main list (maybe it was US state), the secondary drop-down list of airports within that category was oddly slow, and exponentially related to the number of items in the list. I just chalked it up to a programming WTF, and something Microsoft never noticed during QA because they were testing on high end machines.

  52. Here's a nickel kid by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Download yourself a real database.

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    1. Re:Here's a nickel kid by cr0nj0b · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately MS-Access is (ab)used in so many other way. Data entry forms, reports, labels, etc. It is not about the database only stuff. Not every company has time to update all their legacy systems. Trends change, things come and go. If you were starting fresh today, you would make very different choices than 15 years ago.

    2. Re:Here's a nickel kid by symbolset · · Score: 1

      When you know you're doing things wrong, today is always the best day to stop.

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    3. Re:Here's a nickel kid by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You can only do that if management allows it. Most of us being forced to use that POS DBMS would love to.

      MS Access is toward the top of the list of reasons I'm glad I'm retiring this February.

  53. Appears to be an old problem that has returned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    also happened back in 2007

    http://blogs.technet.com/b/asiasupp/archive/2007/05/29/automatic-update-causes-svchost-exe-high-cpu.aspx

  54. Stop updating XP by gelfling · · Score: 1

    It's not really needed anymore. Just make sure you run MSE or something similar.

  55. Re:Running a computer store, this is driving me cr by doesnothingwell · · Score: 1

    how can Microsoft mess up so bad..!

    Often when Microsoft support sites fail to address my problem with a useful suggestion, I leave a comment about their proficiency. "Try herding goats, programming is not your thing."

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  56. Doesn't help by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

    That was my go to program for seeing what is wrong. It won't show what is running inside that svchost instance.

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  57. More evidence that M$ writes crap software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Creating code that grows this slow processing only 40 items clearly indicates that M$ couldn't program their way out of a wet paper bag.

    Why do the fanbois love the shit that M$ shoves down their throats on a daily basis?

  58. This took me quite a long time to find... by DJPaddy · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the windows update service expects to find a patch that isn't there on a standard XP installation.

    If you have installed from a vanilla XP SP3 CD you have IE6, if you have embedded patches you may have IE7 or IE8. Verify your IE version and download the appropriate patch. Install it immediately after completing the XP Setup and you are set.

    IE6: WindowsXP-KB2879017-x86-ENU.exe
    http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=40612

    IE7: IE7-WindowsXP-KB2879017-x86-ENU.exe
    http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=40519

    IE8: IE8-WindowsXP-KB2879017-x86-ENU.exe
    http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=40390

    1. Re:This took me quite a long time to find... by snickers · · Score: 1

      These are for November. You need to download the December updates to fix the problem this month.

      IE6: WindowsXP-KB2898785-x86-ENU.exe
      http://www.microsoft.com/en-ph/download/details.aspx?id=41458/

      IE8: IE8-WindowsXP-KB2898785-x86-ENU.exe
      http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/confirmation.aspx?id=41404/

      Couldn't find the IE7 link. I've seen a lot of people apply the previous months cumulative update and complain that this hasn't fixed the problem. You have the apply the current months patch.

  59. So not news! by xQx · · Score: 1

    This whole article is interesting, but so not news.

    I'm surprised that Microsoft is spending *any* time trying to fix this issue, given that the whole windows update process will be replaced in 4 months with the following:

    if( operatingSystemVersion 6)
                return(-1);
    else
              return(do_updates());

             

    1. Re:So not news! by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      version 6? That's Vista.
      XP was 5.1 and 5.2

    2. Re:So not news! by toddestan · · Score: 1

      A bug? In Windows? Unbelievable!

  60. Re:Because of this issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like yet another of Ubuntu's consumer-unfriendly "quirks" that don't show up outside the *buntu family -- try another distro/family, overwhelming chances are it won't show up with them.

  61. Fundamentally broken. by sparkeyjames · · Score: 1

    If a process is allowed to grab 100 percent of CPU time then the operating system itself is fundamentally broken and no amount of fixing the app that grabs that amount of CPU is going to fix the problem. That being said....

    Turn off automatic updates. If you can.

    You can kill the offending svchost that is running wuauctl that is bogging your system down (sometimes this can take as much as 10 minutes or more on a slower machine) but it will just rerun at some later time putting you right back where you started. Sometimes the task manager will allow you to set the priority of the offending svchost to a lower amount most times it won't it's a crap shoot.
    Rebooting will not help you because as soon as you reboot windows will run wuauctl under an svchost and your right back to square one.

    or if your paranoid and want those updates

    Since the task manager won't even list wuauctl as the culprit as that runs under svchost. Trust me wuauctl is the culprit here.
    Get Process Explorer it will show all the running sub process's of a running svchost and will allow you to reset the priority to a lower amount. So....
    Get process explorer if you can and set the offending wuauctl process priority to as low as you can set it.
    That should net you about 15 to 20 percent of the CPU for the desktop and other apps. About enough
    to surf the web but not enough to play a game or do anything else requiring all that much cpu.

    Then sit back and enjoy your outdated buggy OS as it updates slowly.

    1. Re:Fundamentally broken. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A windows reboot will help in that it takes a while for the update process to get to the point where it grabs 100% CPU. You can reboot to get time to start up the process explorer and set the priority. That is a much better option than trying to start up the process explorer while the update has the system in a virtual lock down.

    2. Re:Fundamentally broken. by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      If a process is allowed to grab 100 percent of CPU time then the operating system itself is fundamentally broken

      Not allowing a process to grab 100% of available CPU time (which is what's happening here; it's not commandeering the CPU entirely) would be broken.

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  62. Your position makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A buy-once-support-forever offering would be wildly expensive, since the upfront QA costs would be astronomical. Such businesses exist, and their only clients are large governments, because nobody else can afford them.

    You want an OS for less than twenty grand? Expect a few bugs, and an eventual end of life.

    Or just go open source, where you get the benefits of bugs that other people pay to have fixed.

    1. Re:Your position makes no sense. by penix1 · · Score: 1

      Or the obvious solution to both your replies...

      On demand bug fixes paid as needed. That satisfies it for both MS and the customer. But MS is unwilling to do even that.

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    2. Re:Your position makes no sense. by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      Many of XP users are people in 3rd world countries who knowingly or unknowingly have a pirated OS, but they would pay for each fix, right?

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    3. Re:Your position makes no sense. by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Or the obvious solution to both your replies...

      On demand bug fixes paid as needed. That satisfies it for both MS and the customer. But MS is unwilling to do even that.

      And how much would you pay for a bug fix as an individual? Development, QA, testing, build, certification, delivery all at a (low-end) burdened rate of $150 an hour would add up pretty damn fast.

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  63. Planned obsolescence by h00manist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Tried" several times to patch an error but "couldn't". "Coincidence" that it is planning to retire the platform. Smells a lot like planned obsolescence. Helps sell more junk products that become useless faster. Buy a new one!

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    1. Re:Planned obsolescence by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      I work at a non-profit charity and we still have a few xp systems running. They actually run quite well until you install antivirus on them. AV is pretty much a kiss of death for any machine with 1GB of ram or less (which is why they are still running XP and not 7)

  64. Re:Upgrade? Win7 and 8 have their own update issue by yakatz · · Score: 1

    The winsxs folder grows exponentially, and since everything depends on everything else, deleting from that folder causes all kinds of problems.

    Sort of no longer true (as of SP1): http://support.microsoft.com/kb/2795190
    On my primary Windows 7 computer, it is down to 10.5GB.

  65. The update that never happened. by chr1st1anSoldier · · Score: 2

    How about that update that never happened?

    Some of you have probably had this happen. You run "Check for Updates" inside the security center. IE opens up to http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com./ It check to see if you have the latest version of Windows Update. Awesome! You have it! Now are are presented with a choice, you can roll the dice and click "Express" and let Microsoft install everything Bing on your computer. Or, you can go pro and click "Custom" where you can select to install everything but the Bing crap. Ha! Jokes on you, no matter which one you click it will just sit on "Checking for updates" indefinitely. You search Google, you find the Mr. Fixit on the Microsoft Knowledge base and run it. It finds everything wrong, it fixes it, you are the champion, you reboot, you try again and the same thing. The green bar mocking you as it checks and checks and checks. You restart the Automatic Update Server, it doesn't help. You go pro again and hit Start -> Run and type "notepad.exe %windir%\WindowsUpdate.log" You are mocked! There are no errors, no warnings, nothing of value! You grab the tower, you give it a DDT, then you expel the foul beast from the office window into the parking lot 5 stories below. You return to your desk the victor, problem solved, life is good.

  66. Which Algorithm? by rdnetto · · Score: 1

    The article is pretty light on details, but what dependency resolution algorithm has exponential scaling? Topological sorts are usually O(V + E).

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  67. Debugging by means of remote update by 2fuf · · Score: 1

    So they're trying to fix the problem of the processing time doubling with each patch, by trying out solutions in separately installed patches. You have to appreciate the irony of that!

  68. windows embedded system have a few years left by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    windows embedded system that are based on XP have a few years left before updates end.

    1. Re:windows embedded system have a few years left by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That's a good point - all of our systems currently ship with XP embedded.

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  69. How to increase Sales of Win8 by danknight48 · · Score: 2

    - Make XP slow
    - blame it on a "bug".
    - Drop hints to the user. Windows 8 doesn't have this issue, because, its newer!
    - Maybe fix it before April 8, 2014, maybe not.

    They have been trying to kill XP for years. Force the user to upgrade.
    Intentional or not, Microsoft are loving this. We all know it.

  70. XP SP4 by scsirob · · Score: 1

    Microsoft could fix this by releasing one last roll-up service pack, XP SP4. That would set a new baseline with all known patches applied. Since they are not going to release any new patches after April 14th, they'll never hit this issue anymore.

    I'm pretty certain that MS will never do this because XP SP4 would make a huge negative dent on their Win8.x forecast.

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    1. Re:XP SP4 by swb · · Score: 2

      Well, if they did it right they would be on SP5 or SP6 by now, since they should be releasing a new SP annually to roll up all the existing patches.

      I seem to recall there being a demand for an SP4 at least two years ago due to the volume of updates post-SP3. I think the motivation wasn't necessarily SVCHOST but just the sheer download & install time for even new installs with SP3 slipstreamed in.

      You would think this would also somewhat lighten the support burden and maybe even the burden on update servers as well, as I gotta believe there is a lot of duplication in updating with patches that supersede patches getting installed at the same time.

      I know I've seen XP update listings on machines that showed whole laundry lists of IE updates for the installed IE, along with a new version of IE in the same update session -- wouldn't you just install the new IE version and then skip installing all the old IE patches? I always wondered if maybe the old IE version patches were in there because they were for OS components that weren't replaced or update by the new IE version.

  71. Medical equipments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been to some medical labs, large ones, owned by hospitals and pharma corps.

    Many of their lab machines are still running Win XP, all updated to SP3.

    I did ask (several times, in fact) why they didn't "upgrade" their software to Win 7 or later.

    Answer ... there's no upgrade path.

    Mind you, those medical test equipment are very costly, 6 to 7 figures a piece is not that uncommon. To tell them to "chuck off" all the equipment that are still running XP is impractical.

  72. This is intentional by kbg · · Score: 1

    This is intentional because they don't want people to keep on using Windows XP, therefore they add crippling code, and just throw up their hands and say it is a bug they can't fix.

  73. Try shoot bullets into medical equipments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have been to some medical labs, large ones, owned by hospitals and pharma corps.

    Many of their lab machines are still running Win XP, all updated to SP3.

    I did ask (several times, in fact) why they didn't "upgrade" their software to Win 7 or later.

    Answer ... there's no upgrade path.

    Mind you, those medical test equipment are very costly, 6 to 7 figures a piece is not that uncommon. To tell them to "chuck off" all the equipment that are still running XP is impractical.

    But if you are so desperate, you can try emptying your cartridge into those medical equipment that are still running WinXP

    1. Re:Try shoot bullets into medical equipments by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      Why do you need to upgrade in the first place?

      In the medical equipment, Windows XP is being used in a closed environment. There's absolutely no need to move from XP to Vista so long as the software continues working.

      On the other hand if the same machines start being used for daily work there would indeed be a need to upgrade.

  74. Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS should replace that bubble sort call in svchost.exe. :o

  75. Just use a dedicated machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember same "problem" with DOS computer controlling CNC machine.

    It started years ago on company's Novel Network, then it became non-networked station (with designs brought on diskettes), in the mid 2000's when working diskettes and drives become rarity, I've added secondary Linux machine, and ftp client on DOS computer (to facilitate data transfer from pendrives).

    Maybe this is the route you should take with your friend's computer? A dedicated machine interfacing with much more valuable hardware?

  76. Even more so at university research centers: by Hartree · · Score: 1

    "Win XP, all updated to SP3"

    That new?

    I work for a chemistry department at a major state university. We still are using a fair number of analytical machines with controllers running DOS on 486s, let alone the large numbers running XP.

    The only upgrade path is whichever company bought out the original manufacturer telling you they'd be happy to sell you a new one. But the machine would be half a million to replace (X-ray diffraction system).

    Not everybody has uber grants from Howard Hughes Medical, or the like to pay that. So, you keep on working with what you've got.

    I chuckle when these "It's XP. Running a system that old is immoral" posts come up on Slashdot. The choice is often running the old system, or not being able to do your job.

    Oh, and if you choose not doing your job, the state's in a budget crisis and they've been eliminating positions.

    That's a pretty big game of roulette to play with being able to support your family just because the OS is too old to suit you. ;)

  77. Re:Upgrade? Win7 and 8 have their own update issue by knarfling · · Score: 1
    Thanx for the info, but doesn't help. The info there only reduces files that are no longer needed because of SP1. If you installed with SP1, you still get lots of updates and the winsxs folder continues to grow, but the DISM command cannot find any files to delete.

    Other options listed, such as deleting from the Software Distribution/Downloads folder or the disk cleanup tool, reclaim between 8K and 50M from a 12G winsxs folder.

    Thank you for the link, but it doesn't fix the problem. At best it only delays it. And if they never release a SP2, that folder can only grow.

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  78. Re:Upgrade? Win7 and 8 have their own update issue by knarfling · · Score: 1

    Thank you for the link. It is good to know that there is some work being done with it. We have applied that patch but did not know that it fixed the issue. Now if they would only allow that patch to work with Win2008R2 ...

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  79. Re:Because of this issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? Are you talking about the unnecessary/removed packages list? I go through them every time, but every single time I notice I could just have clicked "ok" without reading.

  80. WAD by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    This is WAD. Microsoft wants you to upgrade so - like their registry garbage - they purposefully design things to degrade performance over time.

  81. Any Algorithm Analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess when people think that showing kids how to write a program for a few minutes equals computer science: this is the result.

  82. Clean install, still whack updates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even a clean install updates are whacked.

    A netstat just after clicking "Express" or "Custom" returns ZERO active connections.

  83. Easier by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

    Just cut the power. The magnetic locks that I have seen open with no power. Found this out when the building lost power from a storm and the door was open.

    1. Re:Easier by highphilosopher · · Score: 1

      These actually go both ways. Entry doors are designed to open so as not to trap people inside when the power goes out, while restricted area doors locks are usually designed to remain closed. Usually in areas with redundant power supplies where if the power to the lock is cut, it's an attempted breach.

  84. Planned Obsolence.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's always been a problem for MS to get people to move over to the latest and greatest version. Why not just make the computer slower over time. There is a life cycle for computer hardware and if your computer is slowly gettng slower then blame it on the old hardware. The customer buys a new computer and gets the latest Windows OS. It's a win-win solution for both hardware manufacturers and MS. Naturally, all of your MS programs won't work properly with the latest version so you have to upgrade or purchase new software.

    In reality, the computers of last year work perfectly fine, the software today is so bloated with options (that 99% of us don't need) that they run slow. Back in the day (IBM PC), I had a word processor running on 64 kBytes of memory. Today you are looking at 100s of MBytes - why? Bloated coding.

  85. Workaround by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are experiencing the problem, you can simply change the priority of the svchost or the wuauclt to the lowest level in either the Task Manager or Process Explorer. The update eventually processes, but you can get on with other tasks with only a minor performance penalty. Why a background update process defaults to a medium priority is beyond me.

  86. Re:Upgrade? Win7 and 8 have their own update issue by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

    You do know that's confgurable right? I mean, yeah it comes that way out of the box and that's kind of annoying, but you can set the shutdown behavior of your laptop any which way you want. Don't want to install updates? Disable the install updates on shutdown feature. Here first Google result for "disable update on shutdown windows 7" (minus quotes).

  87. Service Pack 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No doubt in april, someone will bundle all non-anoying patches together and release it as an unofficial XP SP4.

  88. MySQL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've seen silly bugs last for almost a decade."
    MySQL?

    1. Re:MySQL? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      In MySql, they are called "features".

  89. XP Slow by brunnegd · · Score: 1

    Not sure I understand this, but my XP machine works well, no reboots required, runs fast. Until I get a notice that updates are available. Then it slows down, and starts giving me errors. I have to stop what I am working on, do a reboot, which installs the updates, takes a long time. After the reboot, the machine works fine. I have suspected MS sets a switch in XP forcing my machine to misbehave, so I will be forced to install the updates. I understand the need for updates, but I want to do them at a time convenient for me, say at the end of the day.

  90. Two-step solution by axl917 · · Score: 1

    1. Turn automatic updates off.
    2. http://technet.microsoft.com/en-US/security/dn481339, download as needed

  91. XP is going nowhere by kimvette · · Score: 1

    XP will be around for a very long time, just as NT 4.x was. Hell I still have a client running DOS apps. Oh he has a Windows replacement but he much prefers the older apps. XP hasn't been phased out in a lot of small business environments because because the perceived cost/benefit isn't advantageous enough, even though the reality is a bit different (how much does DDR and DDR2 RAM cost now? Hard drive failures require format/install/hours of installing updates/reinstall apps all to end up with the same slow system). NT4 still exists in some embedded systems (heidelberg printing presses for example; why replace a $2.5million printing press that still works, except for the embedded PC that died? One of my friends stockpiled DEC alpha motherboards (AT form factor!) for his ripping workstation and the embedded controller because Heidelberg's fix is either a new-old-stock motherboard for $15K or a whole new press for $2.5m to $2.8m). Same for OS/2 - OS/2 Warp was what, a 1995 release, and it was dominant in banking workstations, ATM and other kiosk solutions until very recently.

    I do not see XP dying for a long time to come.

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  92. Is it a conspiracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ran into a similar problem with a recent clean re-install of XP SP3. Everything went smooth until I started updating then SVCHOST pegged the CPU at 100%. It seems that Windows Update relies on DLLs from IE. The 1st thing it updated was Windows Update itself which relies on UPDATED DLLs from IE. I killed Automatic Updates and installed IE8 and the related updates (KB2618444) and it worked again. It's like they deliberately sabotaged it to make XP harder to install.

  93. And Windows 7 is not affected? by Askmum · · Score: 1

    I assume Windows 7 and 8 use a different algorithm in the update mechanism? Otherwise they will be affected just as well.

  94. Why am I not surprised? by vilanye · · Score: 1

    The painters algorithm is alive and well at Microsoft.

  95. Use MS Patch 13-097 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is the patch that fixed it for me in December 2013:

    http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/security/bulletin/ms13-097

  96. Re:Running a computer store, this is driving me cr by lev400 · · Score: 1

    Great thanks!

  97. Knuth / Dijkstra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mandatory Knuth / Dijkstra link: http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~uno/papers/dancing-color.ps.gz