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An anonymous reader writes "PBS has an article about the growth of jobs that really don't need to exist. It includes an interview with professor David Graebner, who's known for his 2013 article 'BS jobs.' The premise is simple: as technology has automated huge portions of work that used to fill the days for millions of workers, many jobs simply involve less work. How often have you sat at your desk browsing the internet instead of being productive? If your company is such that you can aggregate that lost time across a bunch of workers, you could probably reduce the headcount significantly if everybody just stayed on task all the time. But that's not even an expectation at a lot of companies. Graebner ballparks the number of effectively useless jobs at around 20%. (It's not that the individual workers are useless, just that there are, for example, 12 people doing the work of 10.) So, how about it: how much actual productivity goes into your 40-hour workweek? What about your co-workers? How many people could your company fire if everybody just paid attention all the time?"

343 comments

  1. Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Obviously "work" fills other purposes for the human experience other than pure productivity. Just like the stated mission of school is academic education, but you certainly miss out if you don't mingle.

    1. Re:Obviously by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some work is in not in a linear form - it can be intense periods broken up with idle periods.

      Another factor is that a person is not always producing, but a competence resource. What is a five minute action for a person with competence can be a week long investigation for another - it doesn't matter if you have documentation, sometimes the volume of it makes it hard to sift through - especially if you don't know what you are looking for.

      Unfortunately not all companies values the knowledge an employee has and only looks at productivity figures - not the loss of production that may occur when the person isn't there.

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    2. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, in complete agreement.
      I've been trying to get the helpdesk to properly handle remote login issues for nearly a year but with their workload, lack of capable agents and turnover, I get several people dropping by my desk daily complaining they've spent a hour on the phone with 1 or more agents and no resolution, which I usually resolve in under 10 minutes.

      And that's just remote access.
      I get grief about not being sufficiently productive - until I go on vacation and mgmt get the escalations that I normally handle. Then they don't bother me for months at a time.
      Need to go on vacation more frequently.

      And, yes, the desk had lots of updated docs.

    3. Re:Obviously by war4peace · · Score: 2

      Exactly this. Numerous times it took me 1-2h to solve what others spent weeks to investigate and find (and soundly failed the task). Yes, I work 2-3 hours a day, rarely more, and everybody knows it, however they value the outcome because that outcome is 10 times faster coming out than others'.

      My 2-3 hours a day often equate 20-30 hours for others. That, and the fact that I am awfully cheap more than make me valuable.

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      ...gis sdrawkcab (usually not responding to ACs; don't bother posting as AC)
    4. Re:Obviously by pla · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another factor is that a person is not always producing, but a competence resource. What is a five minute action for a person with competence can be a week long investigation for another

      This.

      I wouldn't describe my job as "hard". I have about a 30% duty cycle, on a typical day. And yet, that doesn't mean you could replace three people like me with just me. When the time comes to save the day, I need similarly qualified "boots on the ground" to get everything done ASAP and minimize downtime. Compare that to how much it costs for a multinational to lost the ability to post sales for an hour, and I look like a goddamned steal.

      For the most part, I try to fill my spare time with "fun" projects that just happen to marginally benefit my employer. But when something goes wrong, having me there to fix it in seconds rather than letting the company falter uselessly for days at a time more than justifies my salary.

      Now, if they wanted to pay me somewhere around 5k per half-hour incident 15-20 times a year (and let me sleep in most days), hey, I wouldn't object. But Corporate America hasn't really matured yet to the point where they understand that it doesn't take a body at a desk to put out the occasional fire.

    5. Re:Obviously by NIK282000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As a maintenance electrician at a facility that runs a blast furnace I don't work every minute of my 12hr shift but when something does come up it I have to run, coke is not a cheap fuel to waste. My employer understands this, having me in the building to fix one problem all day can save them thousands in down time and lost product. I don't think they are about to consolidate me out of a job any time soon but that doesn't mean they wont try. Service contractors of every kind are getting more popular with businesses that have frequent need for repair or troubleshooting of equipment.

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    6. Re:Obviously by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention that we're expected to work long hours or "challenged" to hit pretty incredible deadlines, but there's only so much gas in the can. Periodically you just cannot code another line and need a break, but if you're not at your desk or otherwise online, you're not looking good. So you're off task, recharging. If you were out digging ditches instead of coding, they can hit you with the whip but the shovel can't move any further no matter how in shape you are.

      Some corporate cultures fill this down time with meetings, in which a lot of people's time is collectively wasted in the name of communication. Some see this as a form of productivity. I see it as waste every bit as much as looking at funny pictures of cats. Either way there's a limit to productivity, firing 20% and driving everyone harder is just not going to work.

    7. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you at the desk all day ensures them you are their bitch on their time schedule, not yours. If instead you were on call, what is to stop you from having other clients with bigger needs to fill the rest of your day , er, paying you more for more priority?

    8. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I GET; from experience, from the news in front of my eyes,is; increasingly, Professor is a bullshit unneeded job. Due to political and social growth and decay, MOST higher education is more successfully replaced by independent study and specialization. This IS the 21st century, colleges are there to babysit the average in preparation for processing by the machine.

      I would still support Medical school, but beyond that a good classic college education has been pre-empted by societies desire, greed, gluttony and 4 other sins. Sorry folks, youre on your own.

    9. Re:Obviously by hambone142 · · Score: 2

      The true test regarding whether or a job should exist is to ask "would the customer be willing to pay for the position in the cost of the product?"

    10. Re:Obviously by Cederic · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The article's point though is that employing 3 people like you is more expensive than getting you to do 8 hours a day not 2-3.

      It's right too - assuming your 2-3 hours can scale to a full day.

      I'm not sure it can. I know that I can do more in a day than others get done in a week, and I often spend a lot of time just chatting to people, browsing the web, finishing early, etc as a result.

      If I didn't get all that 'downtime' then I wouldn't have the contacts/knowledge about the organisation that I use when I'm being 'productive'. If I didn't browse the web I'd lose track of industry changes, trends and activities. If I applied myself solidly then I'd burn out and add no value.

      So I don't measure by hours worked. I don't even measure by whether I get my job done, although I do get it done. I measure by the direct cost impacts I have on the company.

      E.g. last year in two hours I saved the company around 4 times my annual salary in direct storage costs. This year it's taken me 6 weeks of hard effort (and is stopping me getting my job done) but I've saved the company around 80 times my annual salary in upfront software licence costs, and an ongoing 15 times my salary in support fees.

      So as with you, and half the people this article refers to: Am I excess headcount, under-utilised, or an asset to the company?

    11. Re:Obviously by karnal · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The problem with not having the resource on site is that you (employer) would not be able to be confident that the employee is available. I'm sure some outsource companies / contracts specify that a resource will be available within X minutes etc if not on-site, however I feel in this scenario the business can potentially lose more money from downtime if that is breached than the potential damage award from a breach of contract.

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    12. Re: Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An SLA

    13. Re:Obviously by war4peace · · Score: 1

      So as with you, and half the people this article refers to: Am I excess headcount, under-utilised, or an asset to the company?

      Depends who you ask.
      If you ask my manager (who doesn't know exactly what i do, nor does he give a shit, as long as I make him look good), I'm an "useful employee".
      If you ask my colleagues, I'm "the dude who works 2h a day and should be fired".
      If you ask my director, I'm "the guy who saved our LoB's fur more times than I could count".
      If you ask my VP, I'm "the guy who gets shit done and an asset to the company" - until he decides otherwise.

      That's why I usually go straight to my VP (e.g. call his cellphone) whenever shit hits the fan and serve him with the proper answers and findings and solutions - so that he doesn't change his mind and so that he could tell my director "that guy saved our LoB's fur again". Colleagues? Fuck them. They could think whatever the hell they want.

      One more thing: Of course I am underutilized. Hell yeah, I definitely am underutilized. But that's not my fault, nor can I do anything about it. It's because there are DB admins who take a month to grant me access to a data source and in the meantime that specific project is stalled and all I could do is wait for data to become available. It's the VP pissing contests, political games and whatnot. And I wisely keep away from those.

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    14. Re:Obviously by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      I have about a 30% duty cycle, on a typical day. ....For the most part, I try to fill my spare time with "fun" projects that just happen to marginally benefit my employer. But when something goes wrong, having me there to fix it in seconds rather than letting the company falter uselessly for days at a time more than justifies my salary.

      Eh, that sounds familiar. But I have one question: do you have a report to write every week/month about what you did during that time period? Can you write there "I spent 70% of time sitting around and being ready to jump in when needed"?

    15. Re:Obviously by larpon · · Score: 1

      coke is not a cheap fuel to waste

      I'm not in the drug industry but where and when, in the process of making coke, do you need a blast furnace? :)

  2. That's totally how it works by fey000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, because human beings can totally stay 100% focused and productive during the entire day. Unless you're an unethical and lazy communist ofcourse.

    I wonder how many CEOs actually believe in this drivel...

    1. Re:That's totally how it works by MiKM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's worse is that many of those same CEOs probably aren't constantly focused/productive themselves.

    2. Re:That's totally how it works by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only that but from the summary:

      How often have you sat at your desk browsing the internet instead of being productive? If your company is such that you can aggregate that lost time across a bunch of workers, you could probably reduce the headcount significantly if everybody just stayed on task all the time.

      Even if I was focused 100% for an 8 hour day that still wouldn't account for problems happening AFTER work.

      Or to put it another way, why aren't fire fighters putting out fires 8 hours a day and then taking 16 hours off (not accounting for lunch and breaks).

      Things do not happen on an orderly schedule. Tasks do not perfectly fit the time available.

      And who says that browsing the Internet is not helping me be more productive?

      This guy seems to have the assembly line mentality. If only the workers would stay focused we could speed up the assembly line by 15%.

    3. Re:That's totally how it works by Tom · · Score: 2

      I wonder how many CEOs actually believe in this drivel...

      Too many, because they themselves run on high-octane fuel all day, and the ass-kissers below them take care of their mistakes and fix things so the big boss has false feedback on his own performance. Combined with rather common narcistic or psychotic tendencies, resulting in a lack of comprehension that other people cannot or do not want to work under the same amount of constant pressure, this leads to a dramatic misjudgement of what a regular worker ought to deliver.

      I've seen it several times that managers expect their underlings to stay longer, work more, try harder, completely ignoring that they expect the same amount of effort for a fraction of the pay.

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    4. Re:That's totally how it works by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      To an uneducated minion like you it may look like they're they're playing golf and having huge lunches with their buddies.

      Nothing could be further from the truth. They're, ummm, liaising with customers and, ummm, influencing key decision makers. I forgot, they're holistically enacting marketplace appraisal strategies at the C-suite level.

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    5. Re:That's totally how it works by BrokenSoldier · · Score: 1

      Sounds like what my brother does as a large accounts manager for Viking Electric. *lol*

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    6. Re:That's totally how it works by pesho · · Score: 2

      What's worse is that many of those same CEOs rarely focused/productive themselves.

      There, fixed that for you.

    7. Re:That's totally how it works by BeerCat · · Score: 2

      "I wonder how many CEOs actually believe in this drivel..."

      Too many, because they themselves run on high-octane fuel all day

      Except, of course, that they don't run high-octane, as they have delegated everything down to the workforce.

      The best bosses are the ones who know that they have delegated stuff, and (even better) avoid the "presenteesim" culture by deliberately knocking off work at sensible times (meaning the workforce can do likewise).

      The worst are the ones who really think that they doing all the work (like it was back when they were in charge of a tiny operation), rather than realising that they are now part of a large organisation and have grown the company in order to delegate the workload.

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      "She's furniture with a pulse"
    8. Re:That's totally how it works by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      CEO's don't do *any* "work". They direct. They lead. They don't do. Most management is about control and verification, not actually doing anything. The more managers, the less work done, as the actual workers must spend more time in meetings and reviews and such, and less time doing anything.

    9. Re:That's totally how it works by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You also have to account for expansions in volume or increases in business activities.

      An overly simply explanation of this might be a restaurant I once worked at. About 20 years ago, I worked at one as a line cook. One Friday, the dinner crowd just wasn't happening. The city had some festival thing going on. The manager who was new to the store decided to cut staff down to levels more accurate for the amount of sales while having wet dreams of being the GM's bitch or something. Most of the employees went into the bar section and had a drink after clocking out. Then we heard the crack of thunder, the power blinked off then on and about 30 minutes later, the dinner rush was on as strong as ever because it started pouring down rain and the festival closed. Except we had no way to accommodate the crowd effectively due to all the staff being sent home and/or drinking.

      So you sit there doing your thing with a little time to relax here and there because 12 people are doing the job of 10. Then one day, you start getting busier and busier then the boss hires another person and you have 13 people doing the work of 11 but all your customers are happy and being taken care of which encourages even more sales. Or you could have 10 people doing the work of 10 with the other 2 across the street getting drunk and when business increases, lose all or some of it because those 10 people cannot handle the increase.

      Some times inefficiencies need to be built in just so increased demand can be satisfied. It takes time to hire and train someone. It takes less time to have someone do a little extra work that they already do.

    10. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You do realize that ethanol is considered a high octane fuel right?

    11. Re:That's totally how it works by Urquhardt · · Score: 1

      Or more to the point - Obfuscation through the use of "Weasel Words".

    12. Re:That's totally how it works by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am a CEO / chief architect. I built my own software, found my clients, eventually hired employees, trained them, managing them to do useful stuff my clients need and pay for. According to you none of what I am doing is work. Funny, none of my employees know what to do or where money comes from that ends up being payed to them. Lets eliminate my useless job and see what happens to the company in a week.

    13. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That happened to me about 2 years ago. I moved into a role, and the CEO decided I was being paid too much (at barely above minimum wage), so he started demanding more and more worked hours from me for no extra money. I was working for $3.50/hour less than minimum wage after a while. It took me almost 18 months to realise this, but as my hours went up from 40 (with breaks) to 60 without breaks, what he was doing was pushing me until I made a mistake. He made a big fuss of it, gave me a warning for being incompetent, and then increased my hours and days I was to work. Another few weeks, another mistake, another warning, and I was told to resign or be fired.

      The new employee took the job, and immediately overtime has been reduced to a couple of hours a week at best and breaks have been re-introduced, new equipment has been installed to allow the workload to be effectively managed. There was no money for it while I was doing the job, the week after I resigned the new equipment was in place, doing the same job as two pieces of equipment previously had in approximately one tenth of the time. The website has been repaired so nobody has to sit around nursing it for three hours after they stop paying, and the browsers have been upgraded so all the website functions also work correctly (because 18 months of complaining to IT are insufficient to get the point across that it's not working).

      The new employee also made the same mistakes three times in the first year, twice in the first few months, and not a word of a warning has been given.

      He thinks he played this masterfully and nobody has realised what happened, but then he's stupid enough to equate an MBA with a PhD.

    14. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But that applies to employees as well. They aren't goofing off, they're channeling their inner Wally.

    15. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in Henry Ford's factory the workers stood in line all day long and installed one part each on every car that passed. So, for jobs of that nature it can make sense. For anything involving thinking, analysis, decisions, creativity, relationship building, cooperation, or integration into other systems, it is totally absurd to use the "full concentration all the time" argument. Computers and drill presses work ceaselessly, humans do not and never will. On the other hand, both the computer and drill press are deterministic, so there is no chance of any pesky invention, improvement in concept, or insight coming from them.

        Management may actually have little idea of what it is they manage or how to achieve optimal goals. They perform the appearance of management by endlessly reorganizing, cost cutting (why were those costs created in the first place if they can so easily be cut?), and reducing headcount until product, service quality and performance fall so low they are noticeable even in the executive "yes men" suite. (Not that I am specifically pointing to Windows 8 mind you.)

    16. Re:That's totally how it works by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, because human beings can totally stay 100% focused and productive during the entire day. Unless you're an unethical and lazy communist ofcourse.

      I wonder how many CEOs actually believe in this drivel...

      Most. I'm a pretty big advocate of the idea that happy people are more productive people. Every place I've worked at I end up on whatever "Improve everyones view of work!" committee they have. This usually means I get to have meetings with CEO's and VP's about how to get people to like their jobs better. The nonsense those people come up with is crazy.

      It's pretty typical that we'll have a few meetings where the VP wont even bother to read the minuets... then suddenly they appear one day out of the blue and it's inevitable that they have some trade magazine in tow that states that it's finally definitive! Workers don't really like money! What they like is company sponsored jogs before they clock it! or A plaque that rotates between team members to recognize special achievement! It never dawns on these 6 or 7 figure business geniuses that they've fallen for the typical "Tell them what they want to hear" nonsense that Seventeen magazine fools teenage girls with every day.

      I can show them pretty consistent scientific studies that show people like being VALUED by their employer. And while it's true, there is a threshold for wealth that once you've gone over it, further raises have little impact on their dedication to work, there's is also a lower threshold where if they are consistently under paid, they'll also feel as if they're not valued.

      The most important thing to convey to an employee is that they are important to the companies goals. They are valued and trusted. If none of those things are true then fire them, they're going to cost you more money than they'll make. Even a data entry person can do nothing all day if they really don't give a shit about your opinion anymore.

      My goals when in such groups is to get management to understand this. To make it obvious the company needs it's people. To not only value them, but value their entire family. Good health insurance. Programs for family members to deal with mental health issues, child care, etc... Then some big ticket things. Re-reimbursement for rare disabilities and such. You can do that and maybe a couple of your employees will take advantage of the programs. But the other 1000 employees will see that and think to themselves "Wow, that's great. If I leave and go work at that other place for $10k a year more, will they care about me that much?" Granted, in the grand scheme of things they probably will. But perception is reality.

      When your company has a major outage that costs a couple of hundred grand an hour while it's down, and a little known employee rises to the top and fixes it in a very creative way most executives will tell their manager to do something like give them a $50 gift card to Starbucks. How do you think that employee feels about that given that they're well aware of how much they just saved you? You know what's cheaper? Get off your ass, walk down there, and say "John, we really appreciate what you did last night. Really, personally, thank you. If you need to leave a little early today you go ahead, your manager told me how late you were up. Good job." That employee will be glued to that chair for the next 6 months guaranteed. Yet this never, ever, happens.

    17. Re: That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you fully did your job properly, Nothing. Your company will keep on their current tasks. Hopefully until a suitable replacement is found.
      Unless you you truly can not be replaced.

    18. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am a CEO / chief architect. I built my own software, found my clients, eventually hired employees, trained them, managing them to do useful stuff my clients need and pay for. According to you none of what I am doing is work. Funny, none of my employees know what to do or where money comes from that ends up being payed to them. Lets eliminate my useless job and see what happens to the company in a week.

      Kudos to you, but you do not sound representative of most corporations' CEO so your response is irrelevant.

      That is to say, your business does not sound representative of those corporations that have a person whose named role is "Chief Executive Officer". It sounds like a typical family business: one founder and boss.
      Most people in CEO positions come from a business management background and do not come from the production side of the business. They are seldom the founder of the company if they have the title CEO.

      I also kind of understand what AK Marc is saying; CEO's do not get their hands dirty with making their company's product. However, most of them spend a great deal of time and effort at what they do, to the point of total dedication of their life to it, so I still want to call it "work."

    19. Re:That's totally how it works by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Nothing could be further from the truth. They're, ummm, liaising with customers and, ummm, influencing key decision makers.

      In other words: they're doing things the Salespeople, Public relations, and marketing VPs should be taking care of.

    20. Re:That's totally how it works by mysidia · · Score: 2

      CEO's don't do *any* "work". They direct. They lead.

      No... CEO is just a title for the person who is the representative in charge of business decisions.

      It depends on the company. Some CEOs hold multiple titles. Some CEOs are 'hands off' and do not provide any direct leadership outside occasional administrative edicts and policy controls, and a small band of senior managers they appointed to handle the staff and day-to-day operations.

      It matters whether your company is at the scale of IBM, HP, Microsoft, Oracle, Intel. Or whether your company is a startup.

      There are technical companies where the CEO is the ultimate escalation point for network engineering issues.

      There are tech companies where the CEO actually was the top engineer or developer for the company's first product and may still be available for escalation to help in certain situations.

      There are companies where the CEO gets his or her hands dirty.

    21. Re:That's totally how it works by mysidia · · Score: 1

      60 without breaks, what he was doing was pushing me until I made a mistake. He made a big fuss of it, gave me a warning for being incompetent, and then increased my hours and days I was to work. Another few weeks, another mistake, another warning, and I was told to resign or be fired.

      I believe you may have grounds for complaint under federal law, since the employer's practices are likely illegal, so is the termination.

    22. Re:That's totally how it works by Kjella · · Score: 2

      I can show them pretty consistent scientific studies that show people like being VALUED by their employer. And while it's true, there is a threshold for wealth that once you've gone over it, further raises have little impact on their dedication to work, there's is also a lower threshold where if they are consistently under paid, they'll also feel as if they're not valued.

      I think you've missed the point here, it's not about what my expenses are. The basic idea is that I do a good job for the company, the company recognizes that and pays me a good salary - it's a win-win situation. Severely underpaying me means you're trying to exploit me, to pad your profit margins at my expense. Why should you stay with a company that's trying to screw you?

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    23. Re:That's totally how it works by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because human beings can totally stay 100% focused and productive during the entire day. Unless you're an unethical and lazy communist ofcourse.

      The funny thing is that our workforce would probably be more productive if we actually embraced what you're getting at.

      Why do people browse the web at work? Is that REALLY what they most want to be doing when they don't have something to work on? Suppose instead they could collect the same pay, but have the flexibility to not have to look busy all day. Chances are that when they take a break they'll end up recovering more quickly, which means they get back to work more quickly. Or they might take a break from work by taking a class or something which just makes them more productive when they are working.

      We get stuck on this 36/40/48/whatever hour work week custom that really doesn't make sense when you're not tied to an assembly line.

    24. Re:That's totally how it works by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      You know what's cheaper? Get off your ass, walk down there, and say "John, we really appreciate what you did last night. Really, personally, thank you. If you need to leave a little early today you go ahead, your manager told me how late you were up. Good job." That employee will be glued to that chair for the next 6 months guaranteed. Yet this never, ever, happens.

      I agree entirely and have always wondered why this never happens. As I grew older (and more cynical) I developed a simple hypothesis and I'm interested to know if, in your experience, it has any merit.

      I believe that the Human ego is very fragile. It is easily damaged but (more germane to my point) seems so easily distended out of shape. I'm talking about those people who are easily changed by 'status' events, such as buying a new BMW or Mercedes, being promoted at work, running their own business etc. From my perspective it seems that we're all easily fooled by ourselves into thinking stuff like "I really *am* better than that person!" With that attitude, the act of personally thanking a rank-and-file staff member would be seen by a CxO as something beneath themselves.

      In New Zealand the ex-CEO of our largest telco, the imaginatively named Telecom, was known for her arrogance; according to staff I've spoken to Theresa Gattung would typically demand entire floors of Telecom's buildings be cleared of staff if she happened to have a meeting in that building. The reasoning as I understand it was that she didn't want to even look at a staff member, much less have to suffer the indignity of potentially sharing a bathroom with them.

      Assuming this is a true story, this sort of behaviour just makes me nauseous. How much of this did you really see in your dealings with senior management?

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    25. Re:That's totally how it works by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the CEO of a 5 person company (a joke, as here, a "CEO" of a company that small would be a GM or other title) probably actually does real work. The CEO of a company that small I last worked for was also the janitor. And I've seen companies with 3 people, CEO, CFO, and CIO. It gets to be a bit of a joke.

      How many fortun 500 CEOs have you met? How many of them do "real work"?

    26. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Amen. For anyone who disagrees with parent's anecdote, I recommend you read "The Goal" for its clear illustrations of why slack time is a critical component of a smoothly flowing system.

    27. Re:That's totally how it works by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      I do not mingle with "fortune 500", however every business owner I deal with is the key to their company's success, my clients run retail chains with 250 employees, customs brokers with over 200 employees, a bank and an investment company with over 300 people and a number of smaller firms with 15-80 people working there. All of those companies exist because their owners are extreme workaholics, never slowing down. You do not know what you are talking about. Larger firms require a ceo to set direction, without direction companies wither and die. With direction companies can grow from nothing to most valuable businesses in a couple of decades or less.

    28. Re:That's totally how it works by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I do not mingle with "fortune 500", however every business owner I deal with is the key to their company's success,

      The first clue is that you considered "owner operator" to be CEO. You obviously don't know what CEO is or does, and are offended that I insulted something you didn't understand.

    29. Re:That's totally how it works by khallow · · Score: 1

      Kudos to you, but you do not sound representative of most corporations' CEO so your response is irrelevant.

      Rather the problem sounds like you need to change your misconceptions.

      Most people in CEO positions come from a business management background and do not come from the production side of the business.

      So that statement is true of companies worldwide? Or just true of US publicly traded corporations? My take is that Far East and European companies, for example, don't tend to have that sort of management. And founder/family businesses are a huge section of business - I would say a majority of businesses in any country in the world - to just dismiss.

    30. Re:That's totally how it works by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      What's worse is that many of those same CEOs probably aren't constantly focused/productive themselves.

      Even worse is that OP's premise doesn't match the actual statistics.

      Workplace stress is up. 80% of US workers work 48+ hours a week. Etc.

    31. Re:That's totally how it works by volmtech · · Score: 1

      What about when YOU'RE the guy who broke the air line that shut the plant down and idled 50 people for 2 hours? I got a year end bonus anyway, owner was very forgiving. I was also the guy who had to fix that, and everything everyone else broke.

    32. Re:That's totally how it works by pla · · Score: 2

      Another factor is that a person is not always producing, but a competence resource. What is a five minute action for a person with competence can be a week long investigation for another

      Google "101%" and you'll get an idea of just what level of BS most CEOs believe.

      They consider us fucking robots. Every second of downtime means lost productivity to them - Despite the fact that when I get the chance to browse Slashdot at work, it means everything works well at that moment in time.

      Meanwhile, if MSN loads slowly, we get nonstop calls from the entire upper management team. Funny, that - No doubt the latest sports stats and Lindsay Lohan adventures weight heavily on the long-term strategic position of my company.

    33. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why is everyone so passive? first time she attempted that someone should have just held her down and shit in her mouth to show her who's the real boss.

    34. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nothing could be further from the truth. They're, ummm, liaising with customers and, ummm, influencing key decision makers. I forgot, they're holistically enacting marketplace appraisal strategies at the C-suite level.

      Nonsense! They are conceptualizing, initializing, and bringing into fruition, action items. How else are you going to enable groundbreaking and essential niche market utiliizations and bleeding edge information cloud based customer- centric solutions?

      Sheesh! Didn't you learn anything in your MBA courses?

    35. Re:That's totally how it works by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Everyone isn't! Our jail cells are just full of rebellious activists who tie people down and abuse them.

      Possibly some of those are not allowed to post on slashdot, but your presence here suggests that's not quite as universal as expected.

    36. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a CEO / chief architect. I built my own software, found my clients, eventually hired employees, trained them, managing them to do useful stuff my clients need and pay for.

      Then you failed.

    37. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you're saying management is just a big babysitter?

    38. Re:That's totally how it works by Twelfth+Harmonic · · Score: 1

      When you have no unique skills other than knowing people, you will need to be someone else's errand boy. No matter what line of work you are in or your level in the organization. The main reason (IMO) we have these pointless jobs is not because people decided to trade their freedom for cool toys/gadgets. It's because the organism we call a human wants to be lazy. Wants to cruise through life. Thus, people were happy to trade in their freedom/dignity for meaningless work. It's quid pro quo in a way; you stroke someone's ego and in turn they turn the other cheek and not reveal your redundancy.

    39. Re: That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. If workers are at 80% productivity on average then that's pretty well managed.

      Add in leave, sickness etc you need at least 20% extra to cover that anyway.

    40. Re:That's totally how it works by schnell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ARRRRRRRGHHHH! Sorry to interrupt the Permanent Slashdot Management Hate-Fest, but please RTFA. This theory does not come from some MBA enclave or CEO roundtable. It comes from an ultra left-wing, anti-capitalist academic. It's sort of an extension of Marx's idea that capitalism dehumanizes workers by alienating them from their right to free creative labor by sticking them in brain-draining jobs that consume all their time. It's actually a bit of a muddled critique ("I will say 20% of jobs are BS but I won't say which ones") that attempts to convince people that they shouldn't criticize other jobs they might think were overpaid (like unionized auto workers, as specifically cited) just because the complainer has a job they are unhappy with. In short, it's a load of academic twaddle, but interesting as a conversation starter.

      Not to introduce Occam's Razor into a Slashdot discussion, but if CEOs actually believed this, wouldn't they, you know... just fire everybody with useless jobs? You know, to, like, make more money?

      And yet somehow Slashdot managed to turn a Bolshie professor's theory on the perils of capitalism into a thread about CEOs. This is part of why I dread clicking on any Slashdot story that involves money or capitalism because so many commenters here think they understand those things but so few actually do. There are many perfectly good reasons to dislike or disrespect most corporate CEOs, you don't have to go fabricating new ones.

      --
      "95% of all Slashdot .sig quotes are incorrect or completely fabricated." -Benjamin Franklin
    41. Re:That's totally how it works by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I can show them pretty consistent scientific studies that show people like being VALUED by their employer. And while it's true, there is a threshold for wealth that once you've gone over it, further raises have little impact on their dedication to work, there's is also a lower threshold where if they are consistently under paid, they'll also feel as if they're not valued.

      TED had an interest one on this once. Turns out that over paying can be worse than under paying, when it comes to productivity that requires almost any amount of creativity. People like to be paid a "fair" amount and they like to feel useful and making a difference.

    42. Re:That's totally how it works by Dahamma · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Problem is, quoting the summary doesn't help understand the article, because the summary completely misrepresented it. It says "the premise is simple: " and then proceeds to totally mischaracterize the premise.

      I was about to add on to your indignation, but I went back and read TFA - and agree with much of it. Now the only thing I'm indignant with is the horrible title and summary posted on /. about an interesting article. I'm assuming you didn't RTFA or the article TFA was based on, since most of your points actually have nothing to to with the author's premise, just the bad slashdot summary.

      The real premise is NOT that the *employees* slack and so you can do math like "12 jobs doing the work of 10", etc. It's that the jobs themselves have a lot of useless make-work (often paper pushing) where there really isn't enough to do to even occupy someone in a 40 hour week, so people "browse the Internet" to look busy. And those people in that situation often know it (and based on feedback the author got, often hate it). It's browsing the Internet because there's nothing else to do, not to avoid doing something.

    43. Re:That's totally how it works by IICV · · Score: 1

      Even worse is that OP's premise doesn't match the actual statistics.

      Workplace stress is up. 80% of US workers work 48+ hours a week. Etc.

      That is OP's premise. That we're spending more and more time at work, without making significant increases in productivity. This stresses people out.

    44. Re:That's totally how it works by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      TED had an interest one on this once. Turns out that over paying can be worse than under paying

      VC propaganda.

    45. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The crime is called Constructive dismissal and varies by state. There are tight parameters on how long you have to file suit and what situation the boss forced you into that can be proven. A lot of times the case is that the employee quits and tells the Boss off, and that completely destroys their case, whereas if they had filed a complaint with their lawyer and stayed at the job for a few weeks and let the boss fire them, then they would have something closer to an open and shut case.

    46. Re:That's totally how it works by hambone142 · · Score: 2

      I've seen a few CEOs whose positions would have resulted in a better outcome if they were initially replaced by blow up dolls. Take Carly Fiornia, Mark Hurd and Leo Apotheker (and add to that, Whitman) for example. These cretins have been destructive, not constructive employees. Sometimes, doing nothing is better than "doing destruction".

    47. Re:That's totally how it works by gnupun · · Score: 2

      GP does have a point -- CEO sets the direction of his employees without which there's no company in few days/months.

      Witness the difference when Bill Gates was replaced by Ballmer. The former was highly competent in computers whereas the latter was a bean counter and marketeer. Ballmer was unable to effectively direct MS into new territories of computing because of his lack of expertise. The same thing happened when Scully took over Jobs at Apple.

    48. Re:That's totally how it works by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And if the CEO disappears for a few weeks, what happens? The company doesn't notice. It's not unusual for a CEO to go to DC to lobby, or take a retreat with other CEOs to discuss strategies/collude. And, nothing happens. The strategy is set, the other CxOs are still there. The CEO can miss any single day, and nobody would notice.

      I worked at a "small" company with a CEO who died of cancer. He'd miss random days, and no single day lost cost the company anything. He was CEO until dead, wasn't pulled because his illness was incompatible with his job.

      A good CEO will surround himself with a CFO, COO and any other CxOs that are effective. When left with no direction, they'll select one. The CEO just breaks ties, in a high-functioning company. But yes, I recognize most companies aren't that high-functioning.

    49. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My software engineering text has a nice pie chart showing how developers spend their time at work:

      30% doing actual work.
      20% doing unrelated tasks (e.g., Slashdot).
      50% in meetings.

      My productivity would increase 66% if I didn't get distracted. Imagine how much more I could get done if anyone knew how to run a meeting.

      Bonus: worst meeting I attended had 60 people in a room for 3 hours while the director showed us slides of her vacation in Spain. The meeting cost more than the trip.

    50. Re:That's totally how it works by khchung · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can show them pretty consistent scientific studies that show people like being VALUED by their employer. And while it's true, there is a threshold for wealth that once you've gone over it, further raises have little impact on their dedication to work, there's is also a lower threshold where if they are consistently under paid, they'll also feel as if they're not valued.

      I think you've missed the point here, it's not about what my expenses are. The basic idea is that I do a good job for the company, the company recognizes that and pays me a good salary - it's a win-win situation. Severely underpaying me means you're trying to exploit me, to pad your profit margins at my expense. Why should you stay with a company that's trying to screw you?

      Exactly. Fools in HR like to parrot the idea that raises have little impact on morale, and use that as justification for not giving raises.

      Guess what? Giving raises IS one of the most clear signal that the company VALUES a staff, regardless of whether that person need the extra money or not. And the opposite is also true - NOT giving a raise is a sure fire signal to the staff that the company DID NOT VALUE his contribution, regardless of what management said.

      And if there really is a point where more money doesn't matter, why aren't there a maximum compensation for the CxOs?

      --
      Oliver.
    51. Re:That's totally how it works by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      I can show them pretty consistent scientific studies that show people like being VALUED by their employer. And while it's true, there is a threshold for wealth that once you've gone over it, further raises have little impact on their dedication to work, there's is also a lower threshold where if they are consistently under paid, they'll also feel as if they're not valued.

      TED had an interest one on this once. Turns out that over paying can be worse than under paying, when it comes to productivity that requires almost any amount of creativity. People like to be paid a "fair" amount and they like to feel useful and making a difference.

      Right. But I'm not sure it's that strait forward. I think its the lack of appreciation combined with being over paid. If you don't feel your employer values your work, AND the employer is paying more than the what you think you should make, how much would you expect them to pay you to do work that they actually did value? Most important at any job is to feel valued. I don't care if you're digging ditches, if there's a guy coming in behind you and filling that ditch back in right after you dig it you're not going to try all that hard even if you're getting paid $50k/yr. If they doubled your salary to $100k would it make you dig any faster?

    52. Re:That's totally how it works by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, and that doesn't even take into account an unexpected temporary or permanent loss of emloyee(s) such as someone calling in sick or getting hit by the proverbial milk truck during the morning commute. If your business can't function after an arbitrary employee has been abducted by aliens, you have a problem that needs to be fixed before it fixes you.

    53. Re: That's totally how it works by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Only if his job is purely managerial. It doesn't sound like it is - he's covering off multiple roles, all of which would need to be filled in his absence.

    54. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your company has a major outage that costs a couple of hundred grand an hour while it's down, and a little known employee rises to the top and fixes it in a very creative way most executives will tell their manager to do something like give them a $50 gift card to Starbucks. How do you think that employee feels about that given that they're well aware of how much they just saved you? You know what's cheaper? Get off your ass, walk down there, and say "John, we really appreciate what you did last night. Really, personally, thank you. If you need to leave a little early today you go ahead, your manager told me how late you were up. Good job." That employee will be glued to that chair for the next 6 months guaranteed. Yet this never, ever, happens.

      I work in a different industry (chemical engineering), and when an employee finds a way to earn the company another million/year in efficiency gains, the company rewards them with $1M in stock. I know it sounds bizarre, but if they didn't do that, those engineers and scientists would just go off and spring up competition. They also regularly buy out outside innovators with similarly sized stock and cash packages.

      Sounds like the software industry is a shitty place to be if you can make contributions that large and not be compensated fairly for them.

    55. Re:That's totally how it works by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      It's actually a bit of a muddled critique ("I will say 20% of jobs are BS but I won't say which ones") that attempts to convince people that they shouldn't criticize other jobs they might think were overpaid (like unionized auto workers, as specifically cited) just because the complainer has a job they are unhappy with. In short, it's a load of academic twaddle, but interesting as a conversation starter.

      Right on the money. Actually he does identify some job categories he thinks are BS at the end - an entirely arbitrary list that labels actuaries as having BS jobs, but poets not! Right, because insurance is so useless!

      That said I agree it's useful to start interesting conversations, even if the article itself is largely nonsense. The question of why we aren't all living lives of idle leisure is an interesting one to explore. I can think of several explanations. One is that many of us are essentially idle. Unemployment figures exclude people who have stopped looking for work. If you look at raw data series (graph here) you can see that actual employment has been steadily falling since the 1960's in the USA, typically taking a dive after each recession, then regaining some but not all of the previous employment. This is not what futurists envisioned because this is a form of enforced idleness, but then again, in a world where machines do all the drudge work wouldn't we expect that to surface as unemployment? We'd only see this as a problem due to a hard-wired cultural expectation that unemployment is immoral and working is ethically superior. The transition to a world of leisure would require rewriting of that fundamental component of our psyche which clearly has not been happening.

    56. Re:That's totally how it works by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      And I've seen companies with 3 people, CEO, CFO, and CIO. It gets to be a bit of a joke.

      I think a common phrase is "CEO and chief bottle washer".

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    57. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Programmers don't do any work. They write programs, which make computers do work.

    58. Re:That's totally how it works by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      You would be surprised how much actual work gets done at those off-site events. Human network is not to be discounted by some stupid disgruntled lower minion as yourself.

      A lot of new business ( or keeping old business ) is often generated in these sessions. This helps you out as then you get to keep your job, since there is something for your sorry ass to do.

      --
      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    59. Re:That's totally how it works by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      CEO's don't do *any* "work". They direct. They lead

      Which *is* work. Valuable work if you want the company to stay afloat and you stay employed.

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      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    60. Re:That's totally how it works by jbengt · · Score: 1

      you can see that actual employment has been steadily falling since the 1960's in the USA, typically taking a dive after each recession, then regaining some but not all of the previous employment

      Bull. In the sixties, most married women were not "employed", yet were not counted as "unemployed". The workforce per capita has increased greatly since then (yet real income has not risen commensurately).

    61. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am one of those people.
      My whole life I've felt absolutely useless. Not because I'm lazy or generally incompetent, but there simply isn't anything useful to do.
      As a student I had to research things that didn't need researching and worse weren't particularly interesting either. None of the findings will ever be used again.
      When I left university I had to do forced government labour because I couldn't find a job. (I live in the Netherlands.) This was work that would normally be done by machines and even though we worked for free, according to the manager we were still more expensive than the machines, and he didn't even take our unemployment benefits into account in the calculation because they're variable and he didn't have access to that information.
      Then I got a programming job. Turns out it was for a project that will never see the light of day because my manager is an idiot. And when it does, it'll have to compete with dozens of services of similar intent but that are vastly better. A full time job, coding until your hands drop from your wrists to meat stupid deadlines knowing it won't make a difference.
      When I grew up the ideal futuristic utopia was one where machines did all the work and whatever couldn't be automated would be easier to bear because you'd share the work with others and the rest of the time you'd basically be on vacation. Instead, the future we've gotten is that a lot of us are forced to burn our time away for no real societal good.
      And it feels absolutely terrible, and because the cause is outside yourself antidepressants don't really work all that well either. Every day I cannot help but ask myself how much more I can take.

    62. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why didn't you just hold this CEO down and shit in his mouth? it's basically what he was doing to you so why not turn the tables?

    63. Re:That's totally how it works by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Um, no. That wasn't OP's premise.

      The workplace statistics show that Americans, on average, are overworked. Employment statistics back this up: there are fewer people in a given job than there were 10 years ago, doing the same amount of work.

      So no, that isn't what OP was saying, at all. It's rather the opposite.

    64. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason for this is not that it's an inherent faulty trait, a bug, in all humans. The reason for this is that business culture that developed when ownership and management were separated in order to (mostly) protect the rich, has evolved into a monstrous system that actually only promotes business smarts or work diligence by sheer luck (which is why so many businesses go south almost randomly). What it actually mostly does si promoting social and narcissistic personality disorders as some of their symptoms appear outwards as relentlessness in driving the business up, positive go-getter-ness etc.

    65. Re:That's totally how it works by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      More than once, I've seen a CEO go AWOL, and the company hardly noticed (and by "hardly" I mean they noticed the person wasn't showing up anymore, but the operations of the company were unaffected.

    66. Re:That's totally how it works by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      At my last corporation, the team leaders supervised 15 people each.
      The managers managed 2-4 teams plus another five or six people each.
      The CEO oversaw the work of 70,000 people.

      So it was humorous when my friend went to work for a 15 person company- with annual budget and sales roughly the size of one of our teams and it had a CEO, CIO, CFO, a Sales Manager, and three "teams" of 2 to 3 people each.

      Small companies have title inflation.

      Large companies have CEO's who can ruin a company and who may occasionally save it. The CEO's tend to work 80+ hours per week with a lot of socializing outside of those 80+ hours per week.

      And then some of them (like Yahoo lady) expect everyone below them who is not being equally compensated to also work 80+ hours per week.

      Our "Exempt" status has been subverted for engineers and computer people. You shouldn't be able to treat an employ as "exempt" from overtime an double time unless that person is directly supervising an actual team of people who they set salaries for and who they can hire and fire.

      Anyway- unless you are going to follow up and say you are CEO for at least 5,000 employees- your title is puffery. No offense man, but realize the difference between the owner/operator of a small company who calls himself a CEO and someone who is really a CEO- probably has massive ivy league and political connections- and who may also be a big overpaid douche.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    67. Re: That's totally how it works by locke.th · · Score: 1

      You're an example of a good CEO, then. There are plenty out there who are worthless, and definitely do not deserve the money they make.

    68. Re:That's totally how it works by snowsnoot · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many CEOs actually believe in this drivel...

      Mostly CEOs (more accurately managers) with MBA degrees who have been ethnically cleansed of all humanist tendencies.

    69. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or to put it another way, why aren't fire fighters putting out fires 8 hours a day and then taking 16 hours off (not accounting for lunch and breaks).

      Things do not happen on an orderly schedule. Tasks do not perfectly fit the time available.

      So, have three shifts.

    70. Re:That's totally how it works by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      And if the CEO disappears for a few weeks, what happens? The company doesn't notice.

      Of course. If a good CEO disappears for a few weeks then nothing SHOULD happen.
      A CEO is not involved with the day to day operations and if he's doing his job well
      then he should have trained the people under him to handle the day to day in his
      absence. The CEO is responsible for long term planning so if he disappears
      completely then the company will slowly go off course as new projects, new partnerships,
      and new strategies are never pursued.

      The same can be said for a good sysadmin. A good sysadmin should be able to
      leave for weeks at a time and things should mostly continue to run in his absence as
      small failures should be accounted for but if those small failures aren't periodically fixed
      then eventually they will bring down the system.

    71. Re:That's totally how it works by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      When I filed a "doing business as" application (so I could call my business a name), there was a line for title. What do you put there? I chose "President". A friend of mine wrote in "Boss". Neither of us either had, nor had any plans whatsoever, to hire employees.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    72. Re:That's totally how it works by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Yup. When I did that (one line of code, actually), people were very understanding. It made me feel a whole lot better about the company.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    73. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do mingle with the Fortune 500 crowd. We all laugh at you.

    74. Re:That's totally how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Octane is a hydrocarbon and ethanol is an alcohol; neither compound has any amount of the other, strictly speaking. Certainly, some high-octane gasoline mixes might also contain ethanol, but your joke still doesn't really work.

  3. People Aren't Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    getting 40 hours of work out of a 40 hour week is what robots do

    1. Re:People Aren't Robots by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Robots get 168 hours of work out of a 40 hour week.

  4. I've Seen It by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    I once worked for a company that was always looking at a down hill spiral and could not afford to advance employees or give meaningful wage increases. The consequence was that workers mostly only wanted to work just enough not to be noticed or singled out. The rational thing to do was to pitch in and make things better but the workers almost universally refused to do much on the job. Worse yet some of the management had no clue as to how jobs could be improved or work output or quality improved. It is a shame to see a company that has been around for three decades go to hell in a hand basket.

    1. Re:I've Seen It by fermion · · Score: 1
      I think many people have worked at places like this. The common thread is that quarterly profits and principle pay checks are more important than innovation. To be fair I have worked at small companies where principles were more than happy to give up short term pay if the money was needed for employees or for capital equipment they would make that sacrifice. That said, I like this poster from despair.com.

      If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

      I see many people who just want a job, and they take no responsibility for making that job long term. Just expecting someone else to do the management and find the money for the paycheck is not really going to result in a long term job under the current reality.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  5. Having some time to spare is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If everyone was "productive" 100% of the day then they would burn out quickly. Having the time to browse the internet or slack off for a while is important. I'd even argue that for jobs that do not involve trivial tasks having these recreational periods helps improve creativity which improves overall productivity.

  6. If by oldhack · · Score: 2, Informative

    If my aunt had balls, he'd be my uncle.

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    Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
    1. Re: If by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if your aunt still has a vagina to go with those balls.

    2. Re: If by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Auncle?

      --
      William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
    3. Re: If by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blimey! Now that sounds like fun :-)

  7. Burnout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That 20% down time in paying attention is called not getting massive burnout. If everyone stayed on task at all times with maximum efficiency it would just be the pathway to massive turn over as people would lose their minds from stress.

  8. 40-hour workweek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF is that?

    1. Re:40-hour workweek by petes_PoV · · Score: 2

      WTF is that?

      About 10 hours too long.

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      politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
    2. Re:40-hour workweek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lazy french bastard.

  9. Seems low by petes_PoV · · Score: 2

    20% effectively useless jobs? The number seems to be on the low side as in my place there are more than that who have the word manager in their title. When you group them with all the other time wasters and incompetents, it must be nearer 50%, as a lot of those individuals only work to feed each others' roles.

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    politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
    1. Re:Seems low by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bad managers (i.e. 80% of them): Yes.

      Good managers, on the other hand, are worth their weight in gold. Especially if you're a geek and want to spend your working hours with fun tech stuff, someone who handles the office politics for you and maintains your work environment, secures you the resources you need and generally removes obstacles from your path is priceless.

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      Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    2. Re:Seems low by ATMAvatar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sadly, many of the things that good managers take care of are caused by bad managers. One of the many reasons there are so few good managers is that they can get fed up with the bullshit, too.

      --
      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    3. Re:Seems low by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Sadly, many of the things that good managers take care of are caused by bad managers. One of the many reasons there are so few good managers is that they can get fed up with the bullshit, too.

      That is the main reason I went back into engineering after over a decade of progressively higher levels of management jobs. I have a ton more fun being responsible just for my own work and not having to deal with the BS.

    4. Re:Seems low by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

      that's true. In the flat hierarchy I used to work, we got a incredible amount of stuff done. Customers and other regional offices were amazed, but the trick was simple - let people do what they're good at and cut down the unnecessary drivel and management.

      When a new director took over, he changed things so there was a huge hierarchy, and bought in a large project-management office and productivity plummeted so much I couldn't believe how bad it was.

      Managers exist solely to feed off the other managers in a self-sustaining spiral of shit, and that's they think they need more of them.

    5. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd agree with your other 20% being good managers. I've only had one good manager in my 25+ year career, twice (I worked with her at two different companies). The best managers in IT are capable shields against the shit storm, allowing you to concentrate on your work to be as productive as you can while simultaneously deflecting the heat and unnecessary crap coming from other departments and from higher up the food chain. I may yet work with her at a third company if the option becomes available.

  10. moronic work model by Tom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If your company is such that you can aggregate that lost time across a bunch of workers, you could probably reduce the headcount significantly if everybody just stayed on task all the time.

    Only if you're an idiot who doesn't understand that downtime is necessary for every job that involves even rudimentary cognitive skills, and doubly so if you want creativity, no matter if it is artistic or problem-solving.

    The human brain is not designed to perform at 100% for extended periods of time. It evolved to run on a fairly lazy average level most of the time, and have reserves for bursts in times of need. Then it needs time to recover.

    In simple terms for managers: If you condense workload to eliminate low-performance times, your top and average performances drop and you end up with the same or less total productivity.

    --
    Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    1. Re:moronic work model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Design by random chance is still design. Your concept of a god is simply an excuse for ignorance.

    2. Re:moronic work model by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Since we are designed in His image... it would explain the lack of miracles lately and politicians destroying His works.

      Why do the religious always portray God as male? We seem to accept 'mother Earth' as a concept of fertility and natural growth, so why would the being that gave birth to all of creation be male rather than female?

      I can think of many cynical and snarky answers myself but what I really want is a genuine reply. Oh and "Because the Bible says so" is not the answer I'm looking for here.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    3. Re:moronic work model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want to thank you for this comment. Your second paragraph is profoundly insightful and I believe it will help me to dramatically improve my productivity.

    4. Re:moronic work model by Tom · · Score: 1

      And here I was thinking that the usage of the word "evolved" in the sentence immediately following (but conveniently left out in the choice quote) would make it clear that "is not designed" is used as a figure of speech.

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      Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    5. Re:moronic work model by Tom · · Score: 1

      Design by random chance is still design.

      No, it is not.

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    6. Re:moronic work model by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      What you have said is an accurate assessment of the summary. It bears little resemblance to TFA, however.

      TFA is actually worth a read, and is not about redudancy by overprovisioning workers, it's about entirely useless categories of jobs.

      The example was, imagine if every worker of a certain category just vanished. How much impact would it have on the world. For some categories the answer is a lot, instantly. For others it might take a bit of time, but the effect would be felt. For others, e.g. corporate lawyers, the world for a large part would continue to work just fine without them.

      That's a useless category of job. He bases this on how people assess the worth of their own job and apparently corporate lawyers are not a terribly happy bunch it would seem.

      So, this isn't a question of overprovisioning, it's a question of 20% of people being employed in jobs that are utterly useless, and if all such jobs across the board vanished overnight, little effect would be felt.

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    7. Re:moronic work model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The religious don't always portray God as male. There are plenty of religions with more than one god, with both male and female deities, and many religions where the deity isn't really male or female because they're not possessed of sexuality at all.

      You're merely displaying your own Western-centric thinking. Perhaps you should improve yourself before worrying about how others act -- but hey, just a suggestion.

    8. Re:moronic work model by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should improve yourself before worrying about how others act -- but hey, just a suggestion.

      Re-read my post then your own - then ask yourself who it is here that has some sort of axe to grind.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    9. Re:moronic work model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  11. PHB's and meetings by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    PHB's and meetings

    How much time is lost to meetings and other filler other then real work?

  12. Productivity gains to the oligarchs! by mspohr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The history of the past 30 years has been that all productivity gains from people working harder, etc. have gone to the corporate owners, not to employees. It's not in their interest to work harder or longer because they won't get paid any more.
    Slackers unite!

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    I don't read your sig. Why are you reading mine?
    1. Re:Productivity gains to the oligarchs! by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      The history of the past 30 years has been that all productivity gains from people working harder, etc. have gone to the corporate owners, not to employees. It's not in their interest to work harder or longer because they won't get paid any more. Slackers unite!

      Wasn't getting a larger piece of the gains the point of unions/collective bargaining?

  13. I'm a Slashdot editor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Should I be worried?

    1. Re:I'm a Slashdot editor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for Defence. If you want a real waste of money, resources, and work; it's the military, which does nothing to improve life. Unfortunately, it's also needed (on some level).

    2. Re: I'm a Slashdot editor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to mention the military as well.
      As a member of the air force I can honestly say I have not done anything of value for years.... But god help us all when I do.

  14. Work even harder! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone studied the results of everyone giving 110%?

    1. Re:Work even harder! by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      At my previous job, I was in charge of a similar study. Turns out that all you can learn about such a study is how bad some people are at math.

    2. Re:Work even harder! by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      burn out then suicide

      --
      "That's right...I said it."
  15. Sometimes Extra Jobs are Intentional by JimMcc · · Score: 4, Informative

    In the early nineties I was Director oif Development for a company that wrote and sold software to small telephone companies. We created a lot of automation into the process which allowed small companies to do much more than their staffing would otherwise allow. One prospective customer was a county owned telephone company. Their first response when we showed them all the features of our softwar ewas to ask if those capabilities could be turned off. Huh? Turns out that they viewed their primary role to be a provider of jobs within the county. Providing telephone service was considered secondary.

    So there's nothing really new about these finds. Just that he's getting noticed for writing about them.

    1. Re:Sometimes Extra Jobs are Intentional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not remember where, but somewhere out there I once read an article that took the opposite approach:
      If you look at all real goods that are produced these days, how many people are involved in this production?

      It turned out, that the closest estimate was around 30-35%.

      so 60+% of the people do not need to work, without the production of humanity noticably deteriorating.

      But our society does not accept that people get to live in houses, eat and sleep warmly and such without some kind of giveback... so we are stuck in working (sometimes (partly) meaningless) jobs.

      I hope someone else remembers this article and still has the link?

    2. Re:Sometimes Extra Jobs are Intentional by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Yup, western governments tend to have an enormous rump of basically useless and really expensive middle management at all levels. It's a very undesireable state of affairs. I've known government agencies reject temp workers on projects purely because they might potentially jeopardise the fulltime workers' employment.

    3. Re:Sometimes Extra Jobs are Intentional by jemmyw · · Score: 1

      Hang on though, what are "real goods"? A teacher doesn't provide any real physical goods, nor does a care giver. Do you count an airline pilot only if the work of creating a good meant that someone had to travel, not to visit their mum and dad?

    4. Re:Sometimes Extra Jobs are Intentional by JimMcc · · Score: 1

      Later in life I started a consulting company. One of our clients was a governmental agency. At peak I had 4 full time employees there. As near as any of us could tell, the agency provided good paying jobs to a bunch of people, but hired consultants to actually get the work done because none of the employees had the knowledge or desire to be productive. This went on for years and my employees and I profitted handsomely from it; but as a tax payer it ticked me off.

    5. Re:Sometimes Extra Jobs are Intentional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly the same experience. Worked at the state level while the IT staff did basically nothing with their days. Nor did they expect much out of us either. I billed $135/HR right out of college to sit and surf ebay all day long and no one blinked an eye.

    6. Re:Sometimes Extra Jobs are Intentional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smallworld?

  16. Do you want to be working 100% of the day doing th by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Do you want to be working 100% of the day doing the job of 2-3 people or have at say an 70%-80% day over 2-3 people that gives you room for the unplanned stuff + gives you a way to take some time off that the other people can cover?

    Say some boss finds out that you can do work if you give it 100% all day that they don't need the other works and that also ends being that on your time off you are on call to do anything that comes up or that unplanned work is you better have dinner as an delivery as you are pulling at late nigher to day.

  17. All Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We could all just go back to being hunter-gatherers.

  18. college has lot's of BS classes that not really ne by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    college has lot's of BS classes that not really need now days but the tech / trade schools have more of skills needed to do the job.

  19. can only speak for myself, but.. by buddyglass · · Score: 1

    I'm off task probably half the day. Somehow I'm still able to be about as productive as my coworkers, who certainly seem to stay on task better than I do. Yay?

    1. Re:can only speak for myself, but.. by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1
    2. Re:can only speak for myself, but.. by BeerCat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "off task probably half the day"
      Which means that you are "on task" around half the day.

      Wow! You rock!

      Seriously, on a project management course some years ago, it was pointed out that the best individuals within an organisation can devote about 50% of their time to a task. The rest is taken up with (non-task) phone calls, meetings with others, summaries to your boss, and "personal needs breaks" (and lunch!), and so forth.

      The "average" worker can be expected to devote 33% of their time to the task, as they also have to contend with IT issues, "other worker" issues and sheer "I need some downtime" type stuff.

      So, if the article suggests "12 doing the work of 10" then that's an unrealistic 80% "on task".

      Now, if it was "12 doing the work of 3", then there would be a case.

      --
      "She's furniture with a pulse"
  20. Optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Graebner ballparks the number of effectively useless jobs at around 20%

    This guy's kidding right?
    Once you get rid of all the lawyers, politicians, bureaucrats, upper management, middle management you've lost 40%. Simplify financial laws you can get rid of accountants. Stop the war on drugs and "terror" and you can get rid of 90% of "security". Remove the military industrial complex and you can get rid of 90% of the military.
    If our society was optimised and we spread the load around we could work 8 hour weeks no problem.

    1. Re:Optimistic by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

      You forgot to mention all those useless telephone sanitizers.

    2. Re:Optimistic by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Look it sounds great and all (and I get that you're probably only half-serious) but now you've taken all those gainfully-employed taxpaying soldiers, lawyers, managers and put them on the dole where they'll be a net drain.

      People talk about reducing the military all the time but forget that making a bunch of (often, highly-skilled) workers redundant, forcing them to sit around being miserably broke and unemployed all day is hardly an improvement.

      Or is the invisible hand meant to wave this problem away?

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    3. Re:Optimistic by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Or is the invisible hand meant to wave this problem away?

      It doesn't wave, it has this odd single finger gesture.

    4. Re:Optimistic by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Work for the sake of work is a horrible idea. If people are unemployed because demand can't keep up with supply due to modern advancements, then people need to just work less. People working for the sake of working is just a waste of natural resources and time.

    5. Re:Optimistic by HagbardMytrCeline · · Score: 1

      People talk about reducing the military all the time but forget that making a bunch of (often, highly-skilled) workers redundant, forcing them to sit around being miserably broke and unemployed all day is hardly an improvement.

      Or is the invisible hand meant to wave this problem away?

      If you RTFA you would see the answer to this problem at the end: ", and that’s exactly the sort of logic that basic income would get rid of."

    6. Re:Optimistic by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      If you RTFA you would see the answer to this problem at the end

      Do what? That's not how things are done around here.

      BTW in your haste to tell me off, you failed to recognise that I was replying to a poster rather than commenting on TFA.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    7. Re:Optimistic by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more, actually.

      However, the prospect of firing half the military to 'save money' is not as tidy a solution as some would have you believe.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    8. Re:Optimistic by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more, actually.

      However, the prospect of firing half the military to 'save money' is not as tidy a solution as some would have you believe.

      Easier said than done, right?

    9. Re:Optimistic by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Well, it does seem a little silly, even though I'm as anti-war as the next (thinking) person.

      Is there a chance that the military might obsolete itself in the same way as many of the workers in our economy, myself included? There *are* considerable benefits to using drones for the dying work after all. This doesn't necessarily mean the end of boots-on-the-ground soldiers but one would hope military budgets around the world could be scaled back as a result of 'going drone'.

      Of course, this is just speculation and I'd be the first to agree I know nothing significant about any of these topics. I definitely dream of seeing Humanity freed from the need to work for a living. We moved beyond needing almost everyone in the fields and I hope we can do the same for work itself.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
  21. If you do this, you don't have enough people by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is that if you do this, you remove all your slack. If you cut it to just enough people to do the work if they work 100% of the time, the first time someone calls in sick you don't have enough people to do the work. If you get a sudden spike in business because of a holiday or special, you don't have enough people to handle the extra work. If something goes wrong, you don't have anybody to assign to handle it without leaving you short-handed. And that's before you even get to the need for workers to take breaks during the day to avoid burning out.

    It's the same problem that's plagued just-in-time delivery of inventory. Sure it saves money to have stock and raw materials delivered just as they're needed. But the moment a storm or a port strike or anything delays deliveries, you're in a world of hurt because you don't have any inventory on hand to tide you over. Sure it's saved you money, but it's made your business much more fragile and the costs of even one shut-down can easily eat up any savings.

    1. Re:If you do this, you don't have enough people by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 2

      Well the key question the article is not addressing, is how much redundancy do you need?

      If the inability to take up slack would result in a catastrophic failure, or loss of money, companies should (and do) have a lot of extra slack. You see this in some support jobs where people are there as an emergency support only, but the down side of having an accident happen with no one on duty is much greater than the down side to employ someone to do mostly no work.

      On the other hand, some functions don't have such a critical cost of failure. In this case, you may actually WANT to be running a little hot -- you want some weeks to have too much work so that when the work is pushed off a week, the next week you have enough work for everyone.

    2. Re:If you do this, you don't have enough people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We had just-in-time delivery demanded from on high but in order to make it work in reality, we paid to have the suppliers park their trucks full of parts in our parking lot so that the parts weren't technically delivered while being within easy reach.

  22. And what about those jobs that require 60+ hours? by Isara · · Score: 1

    Sure, there may be jobs that aren't filling up full-time (and, as some people noted, who can work 8 hours/day without a break?), but there are lots of jobs that take up more than 40 hours/week. Why aren't those part of the lede here?

    There's also something to be said for some level of inefficiency in the economy. Too efficient, and, absent new industries to take them in, we end up with a large population of unwanted workers. Too inefficient and the economy itself gets a bit gummed up. So I can't find myself overly concerned that, taken in aggregate, we're wasting time on the job, so long as the job gets done correctly in the end, and on-time.

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    BOOP!
  23. 12 doing the work of 10 is OK by dmomo · · Score: 1

    ... seeing that it's twelve getting paid what 8 deserve.

  24. Workload is not a constant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This inefficiency is built in to handle workload fluctuations that happen in the course of business. It is cheaper to have someone who is familiar with the business processes on staff instead of bringing in temps or contractors to handle the load.

  25. 20% may be right but it is all in the top. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Almost all the senior managers, are total time wasters. They either spend time plotting meaningless metrics like, "the user story points burn down rate" or "team velocity" etc. Clueless idiots add up story points from divisions that use 1 story point = 1 engineer day with other divisions using 1 story point = 1 engineer week. They think fixing one bug that was remotely root exploit is 10 time less productive than fixing 10 dialogs with mis aligned text field with radio buttons.

    We can easily lop off the 80% of the top 20% of the management, and since they are the one pulling in 80% of the total wages of the company, you might reduce payroll by a staggering 64%. But rest assured, they would rather cut 10 low wage employees rather than let go one of their own, even if that one fired VP can save more money, improve morale and increase productivity.

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    1. Re:20% may be right but it is all in the top. by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I was recently working on a project and during a brainstorming session, the VP and Senior VP came up with some great ideas for algorithms to use. I got to do a bunch of back-and-forth with them to refine the ideas, but they knew their stuff.

    2. Re:20% may be right but it is all in the top. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They either spend time plotting meaningless metrics like, "the user story points burn down rate" or "team velocity" etc.

      There are times when I think I could make a pretty good living simply by devising a fictional world where angry, post-apocalyptic developers and sysadmins unite in a Holy War, rampaging over the wastelands and murdering every last project motherfucker who has an "ask".

      "Did you here that?" Bob whispered, cocking his head.

      I stopped and listened. Yes, it was unmistakable. The sound of some latte'd-up bitch mumbling about the burn down chart. I thumbed off my safety, and motioned for the others to move up.

      "Looks like project manager's back on the cafeteria menu, boys."

  26. Meetings set direction by tepples · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, see it from the manager's side. How much productivity is lost due to lack of direction caused by lack of meetings to set priorities?

  27. on the other hand, work-related can be a break by raymorris · · Score: 2

    Several commenters have pointed out that humans don't stay on task 100% of the time, so the question, as phrased, is silly. HOWEVER, if you don't over-specialize, or encourage people to spend a little time on things other than their core job, they can be productive while taking a break from the routine, instead of spending time on Facebook.

    For many years, I ran small companies. The companies did web security software and web hosting. A programmer could, however, take a break from programming and spend half an hour on industry related message boards, which was where most of our sales came from. Answering a support call, they might chat with the customer about all sorts of topics (customer relationships are important).

      I've often worked 60+ hours without getting burned out by varying my work. Just for one project I might shop for RAID cards and other components online, customize the hardware with hand tools, assemble the servers, install & configure the OS, write custom software for that server, etc. That way I'm productive almost 100% of the time, but don't get bored like I would in a company where one person does all of the purchasing, another person assembles hardware all day, and another installs software all day.

    I now work in a large agency, big enough that you'd expect specialization, but although I'm a programmer most of the time, I'm also invited to participate in other things - long term strategy discussions, designing the architecture of systems other departments are working on, etc. I don't spend any time at work on Facebook. I "slack off" by pitching in on projects that I'm not officially part of, doing work that's different from what I was primarily hired to do.

    * Every once in a while, I do look at Slashdot while in my office. Then again, I find work-related news and discussion here, and I also pitch our excellent free cyber-security courses here, so even Slashdot is somewhat productive.

    1. Re: on the other hand, work-related can be a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No offence intended, but you don't seem to understand the concept of a break. If you allow someone to 'take a break' by reading industry message boards than that's the opposite of a break. And just because you like to chill by imposing yourself on other people and their projects some other folks my actually need a break as in -- do nothing!

  28. Soon, nearly every job will be obsolete... by MindPrison · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...because we're automating everything that we can automate.

    There are a few businesses that WILL boom in the future though, such as the fitness (sports) industry, as we...when we become less and less physically active, will need to find a way to keep ourselves fit. Many things will change in the future because of this. What I'm worried about though - is the coming mass-unemployment, the extreme difference between the rich & the unemployed. Human greed knows no bounds, we already know that from our own history. But we're also inventive and creative creatures, so we will find a way, but it's going to hurt before it becomes any good.

    Another business that will only increase, is entertainment - and advertisement. People won't know what to do with themselves as we get less and less stuff to occupy ourselves with. I suspect the Internet will be highly regulated, constantly battling with hackers (hacktivists) & crackers, the richer will get richer and the unemployed masses will be desperate for entertainment (which is good for the powers that be...because it numbs them down and make their dull lives easier, from the chair/sofa).

    Eventually the greedy will go to far, and the people will uproar and a civil war will arise from this. This is the "shift in our time", after that horrible period in time...with seemingly endless poverty and suffering, things will eventually even out and become MUCH better than we have now. Everything is automated, the need for money has been abandoned as we don't need to purchase anything. Everything we need will be produced by robots & automated food-plantages. Overpopulation will lead to further research into terraforming planets...

    ...Err...I'm going to stop now, before I embarrass myself. :)

    --
    What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
    1. Re:Soon, nearly every job will be obsolete... by snowsnoot · · Score: 1

      Everything is automated, the need for money has been abandoned as we don't need to purchase anything. Everything we need will be produced by robots & automated food-plantages.

      This is exactly what automation should be aiming to achieve, but we're so bloody brainwashed into capitalism loving that we don't see the potential. Isn't it a GOOD thing that we don't all have to work? Shouldn't we be able to share the wealth we've been able to create as a socitey for ourselves? Oh yea, communism is evil thats right..

  29. Understaffed by RoknrolZombie · · Score: 1

    Every IT job that I've had has been woefully understaffed. My current job is awesome, but even here we struggle to keep up with the workload.

    That's not to say that there's not a fair share of screwing off - as has been mentioned (I'm sure), a brief break helps a lot of people be more productive, not less (of course, as long as it's not done to excess).

    At other jobs I *did* spend far more time screwing off, but that wasn't because there wasn't enough work to keep me busy. It was because I worked for a miserable boss in a miserable environment and I was the only IT guy holding the place together. It helped that nobody knew if I was screwing off - after all, Slashdot is a "tech" site, right? Their ignorance was my bliss. But then again, they weren't the ones manning helpdesk phone 24/7 so I don't feel very bad about it.

    Not to say that useless jobs don't exist, but I haven't had the good fortune to work in an overstaffed, under-workloaded department.

  30. Guess it depends where you look by Cantankerous+Cur · · Score: 1

    I tend to work in production-based environments and everywhere I've worked had too few people trying to do the job of several more. I'm utterly sick of the words 'six sigma' and 'leveraging'.

    I understand my experience is anecdotal and statistically insignificant, but it's hard to believe what our dear professor is saying. At least I will agree with him that many of us find our jobs meaningless.

  31. Office Space Nailed It by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
    Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
    Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
    Peter Gibbons: You see, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
    Bob Porter: Don't- don't care?
    Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now.
    Bob Porter: Eight?
    Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

    --

    Left MS Windows for Linux Mint and never looked back!

    Vote for Bernie in 2016!

    1. Re:Office Space Nailed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A movie classic.

    2. Re:Office Space Nailed It by Mantrid42 · · Score: 1

      This applies to all of us stuck in the service industry, too. Minimum wage, minimum effort.

    3. Re:Office Space Nailed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are not stuck, get off your useless ass

  32. Broken window fallacy by tepples · · Score: 1

    Turns out that they viewed their primary role to be a provider of jobs within the county. Providing telephone service was considered secondary.

    If an organization thinks its role as a buyer of labor outweighs its role as a seller of services, that's when you break out the illustration of the broken window. If the organization's leaders refuse to understand the fallacy they've fallen into, complain to the local newspaper's editor.

    1. Re:Broken window fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Turns out that they viewed their primary role to be a provider of jobs within the county. Providing telephone service was considered secondary.

      If an organization thinks its role as a buyer of labor outweighs its role as a seller of services, that's when you break out the illustration of the broken window. If the organization's leaders refuse to understand the fallacy they've fallen into, complain to the local newspaper's editor.

      I'm not sure that this case is a good example for the parable of the broken window, in fact it could be considered a counter example.

      I do believe that the county telephone company's manager had jobs as a major consideration, but I also doubt that JimCC's observation "Providing telephone service was considered secondary" is accurate. In this case, they saw their choice as firing local people and sending the revenue from sales out of county.
      Sure, the money saved from automation could be then used for something like infrastructure improvement (don't say "or lowering rates" because that does not happen), but infrastructure improvement versus local jobs still comes down to how to benefit the local people.

      Speaking as someone who used to have to travel a large territory in a rural state, I saw the consequences over the last few decades this kind of decision, of letting money flow out of the local small city/county area. Everyone suffers except for a few at the top who leave because they don't want to live in a depressed area.

    2. Re:Broken window fallacy by khallow · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that this case is a good example for the parable of the broken window, in fact it could be considered a counter example.

      In what way? They aren't doing anything for the county except providing telephone service and keeping people out of the job market.

      Speaking as someone who used to have to travel a large territory in a rural state, I saw the consequences over the last few decades this kind of decision, of letting money flow out of the local small city/county area. Everyone suffers except for a few at the top who leave because they don't want to live in a depressed area.

      The problem is that you need to have money flow into the area. If that's not happening, then you don't really have an economic case for that small city or county. Alternately, you can create a local currency which can't by definition flow out of the area.

  33. The good Dr. needs remedial training by stevez67 · · Score: 1

    With a little additional training I'm pretty sure David Graebner could handle, "can I super-size that for you?".

  34. Future load; context switching by tepples · · Score: 1

    Unplanned work is a good point. Not all businesses can perfectly anticipate future load, especially not businesses with walk-in customers. They need to keep employees on standby to keep customer wait times down in case it gets a sigma or two busier than usual.

    For another, if people were to split a responsibility, they'd have to switch between their present responsibilities and the new one, and switching between tasks that require concentration reportedly takes 15 minutes.

  35. Just good enough to not get fired by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm told that's what you get if you're a shitty (in any or all ways) place to work.

    The good people will leave. They always have options.

    The shitty people without options will stay. The ones who are just good enough not to get fired but not good enough to move someplace else.

    1. Re:Just good enough to not get fired by IICV · · Score: 1

      That's called the dead sea effect - the people with mobility evaporate, leaving the office stuck with the workers who can't leave.

  36. Not about not working efficiently 100%. RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's about bullshit jobs and bullshit tasks. We as a society basically have a HUGE overhead of dead weight jobs that do nothing of value for humanity. Your job whatever you are doing will at the minimum have tasks or aspects that are harmful or useless. The only people who fail to see this are the ones doing thoroughly useless jobs but can't see it because they play the game aspect of their jobs and believe the praise and dubious rewards they get.

  37. Depends by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Am I a slashdot editor? Am I Bennet Haselton?

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    1. Re:Depends by rebelwarlock · · Score: 1

      Nah, Bennet in the workplace would show up to work for a company that never hired him and start fucking around with things no one asked him to touch.

  38. Hogwash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Most American workers ranks are rather thin lots of us are doing the work of 2 or 3 people.

  39. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as people require money to be able to live, jobs that could be automated do have a very good reason to exist. I don't think it's a good use of resources, of course, but eliminating large portions of the workforce for greater profits is no real benefit unless it improves overall quality of life for our society. (currently added profit ends up going to people who already have more than enough)

  40. If you are relaxed at work, start worrying by Trip6 · · Score: 1

    Capitalism has a nasty habit of flushing out inefficient organizations, sooner or later. All the worse because we are now on a global scale where virtually every other country suffers a lower standard of living than us - which means they will work for less. If you are relaxed at work or looking for something to do, start worrying.

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    1. Re:If you are relaxed at work, start worrying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the worse because we are now on a global scale where virtually every other country suffers a lower standard of living than us

      You know there's countries where electricity practically never fails (a typical year has 0 outages - country-wide), typical houses are made of stone plus significant thermal isolation, and highway lanes are 12 feet wide with 3 feet thick pavement. How about your country?

  41. No, my job doesn't need to exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we actually paid any attention to the past 50 years we would have been engineering humanity out of a job, rather than inventing busywork for us to do.

  42. Such as Economist? by bschorr · · Score: 1

    Right...because too many employed people is the biggest problem facing society right now. Oh, wait...

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    1. Re:Such as Economist? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is. It's a side effect of the other problem. That our economy cannot accommodate what most of us would otherwise call a major victory. While sufficient automation that we can provide a comfortable life for everyone with little need to work should be a blessing, our economic system somehow snatches defeat from the jaws of victory and turns that into a dystopian nightmare.

    2. Re:Such as Economist? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      In fairness, it's a dystopian nightmare only to over 99% of living humans. It works out quite nicely for everyone else.

  43. This is already happening by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I noticed it in 2008 when the economy crashed. Companies fired like crazy, and when the economy recovered they only did modest hiring but maintained the same level of productivity.

    We're running out of work to do, but we don't have any socially acceptable way to distribute wealth w/o work. This should be fun.

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    1. Re:This is already happening by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      We're running out of work to do, but we don't have any socially acceptable way to distribute wealth w/o work.

      Of course not, that would be communism.

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    2. Re:This is already happening by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I noticed it in 2008 when the economy crashed. Companies fired like crazy, and when the economy recovered they only did modest hiring but maintained the same level of productivity.

      Well, first of all I think all managers have a short list of people that aren't quite bad enough to outright fire for incompetence but who'll float right to the top if there's a downsizing. Secondly, never underestimate the power of busywork as often people puff up their job to be 100% but when it turns out 10 have to do the job of 15 and there's plenty to do for everyone you don't need to look busy because you are busy. Or if not outright busywork, then at least work that they've had no incentive to make more effective because they'd only risk their job while a fresh set of eyes that gets it piled on top of their current work will look to find a new and better solution. Who really wants to be replaced by a small shell script? I think it's just a cycle, in good times the thumbscrews are stowed away and mediocrity allowed to flourish until the next crunch when it begins again.

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    3. Re:This is already happening by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      We're running out of work to do, but we don't have any socially acceptable way to distribute wealth w/o work. This should be fun.

      Sure we do. It's called management.

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    4. Re:This is already happening by dbIII · · Score: 1

      In heavy industry and transport infrastructure we see that in cycles where savings are made by cutting back on maintaining things until another big disaster happens - and then it wasn't such a saving after all. While you do have a point there are still plenty of things without immediate gain that are a false economy to cut.

      Now for an example of where cuts don't happen but should (if done carefully). Near where I live there are plenty of mining companies that use workplace health and safety as the management training fast track for promising new potential managers, close relatives of the powerful etc. That means there is a vast amount of excess and pointless busywork in that area that is having a serious impact on productivity coupled with large numbers of inexperienced people with serious amounts of power to fire and halt production. However the problem is not "jobs that don't need to exist" - just too many people in a job that should exist and not enough oversight of those people for the reasons of office politics. When the backlash comes it will most likely get rid of the people with a clue and retain the power mad newbies on the road to upper management - so that's the big problem with cutting something that now has two roles. I suspect that has already happened in some places. Personally I think the correct people for the role are very experienced site workers moving to office work instead of complete newbies who know how to use powerpoint. It's not as if the office focused people know the legislation, standards etc - they have to learn that from scratch just like someone moving into an office would have to do.

    5. Re:This is already happening by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Well, first of all I think all managers have a short list of people that aren't quite bad enough to outright fire for incompetence but who'll float right to the top if there's a downsizing.

      When I've seen such things happen it has been a frantic flurry and has either been based on very recent interactions or has been arbitrary. For example, firing everyone employed in the last three years was one example used twice in a place that became increasingly more dysfunctional with shrinking capabilities. In another it was a list of the people the top level manager did not know. The noisy problem children four levels down the tree got to stay while the quiet ones that respected the chain of command got to go - of course the whole place went under less than three months later so I had to find a new supplier.

    6. Re:This is already happening by lazarith · · Score: 0

      If you think that we're running out of work, then the solution is to enact laws that promote growth of small businesses (or refrain from enacting laws that harm those businesses).

      I'm thinking specifically of Regulation D, which prevents the middle/lower class from investing in small businesses (as "Angel Investors") that need money, but aren't big enough to be listed on a major exchange. This makes it more difficult/less profitable for entrepreneurs to set up new businesses to provide more work for society to do.

      In fact, most regulations on business harm small business more than large businesses. This is one reason that big business Amazon wants to enact internet sales tax; it hurts their competitors more than it hurts them, and therefore makes it easier for Amazon to compete.

    7. Re:This is already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is distributed. Up, not out. those on the upside of it like it. Very much. "Natural order", what not. We should be lucky we get cake every once oin awhile...

    8. Re:This is already happening by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. If God hadn't wanted the 1% to have 40% of the money he wouldn't have given it to them.

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    9. Re:This is already happening by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      That depends

      Are you going to enact forced redistribution? If so it would be Socialism. If you voluntarily give it up, then its Communism.

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    10. Re:This is already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if fast food workers get their $15 an hour, the stores will roll out self service kiosks for ordering. Like the grocery & home improvement rolled out the self check out lanes. Boom, there goes a lot of people who are not really needed in the technological age.

      For a history lesson, look at Wal Mart, everyone wanted cheaper and cheaper prices. Well Wal Mart got there, by forcing manufactures to China and thus the people who primarily shopped at Wal Mart, american blue collar factory workers, got put out of working by their own desire for cheaper prices.

    11. Re:This is already happening by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

      Actually, if it is forced it is "Right Wing" Communism (viz. Lenin / Stalin / Mao / PolPot etc.) If it is voluntary, it is "Left Wing" Communism. That only exists in societies where the means of production require it (viz. Hunter/gatherer situations, or primitive horticultural societies). Socialism is the step in between capitalism and communism, so it shares features of both, depending on the actors (right wing v. left wing) and the local conditions. So if you have some backwater hellhole (say Russia ca. 1916) and combine it with right wing Communist agitators, you end up with state based capitalism (viz post-Stalin Russia) posing as "Socialism". The difference between right wing and left wing is not "fascist v. commie" it is "violence v. consensus".

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    12. Re:This is already happening by careysub · · Score: 1

      ... We should be lucky we get cake every once in awhile...

      Well, they tell us that there will be cake....

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    13. Re:This is already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No what has happened that everyone left works like an animal because they are afraid of losing their job. So you just ride fewer people to get the same amount of work done.

  44. Some jobs, but not all jobs by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

    This would work for some jobs, but not most IT jobs (and not an awful lot of other jobs). For example, I have had jobs (and know of others) that had a lot of downtime during the normal course of events. However, When things got busy, it was urgent that the problem got resolved as quickly as possible. If the company had cut employees so that the staff they had left were busy 100% of the time, when urgent problems arose, no one would have had time to address those problems while keeping the routine that was necessary to keep the company running.
    The answer the type of person who does the studies in the article gives is to hire people to deal with those urgent situations when they arise. The problem with that answer is that those people will not know how the system is configured and will have to spend additional time figuring that out. No matter how well documented a system is, it will take someone who works with it every day less time to find their way around then it will someone coming in from outside.

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  45. Some can by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    and if productivity keeps increasing they'll be more than enough of the ones that can to go around for the few jobs that're left...

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  46. mine doesn't. by HussamAl-Tayeb · · Score: 1

    it's not like there are many aliens around that need to be killed....

  47. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is, apparently, a huge shortage of English teachers.

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  48. No kidding by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And that aside, there's the problem of things being tasked to capacity being unable to deal with surges when they happen. Like where I work we hire students to help (since we are a university). It is expected they'll spend a non-trivial amount of time sitting around, doing homework, etc. Why? Because when someone needs something done, we want to have a student to assign to it. If the students are working 100% of the time, well then anytime the workload increases, it means we have to delay things, we can't handle it then.

    Of course it isn't like they'd focus on work 100% of the time, even if we did have them fully tasked.

    There are just all kinds of reasons it doesn't work, and it is not unique to modern society. The past was NOT full of extremely hard working people who did nothing but focus on the job. That has never been true.

    You are always going to need more people to do a job then if each person theoretically worked to 100% capacity 100% of the time. Since in most places work loads vary, that'll also make you need more people since you need enough to deal with the peaks, not the nominal amount.

    This is life, this is how it has always been, and there's nothing wrong with it.

    1. Re:No kidding by Tom · · Score: 1

      It is expected they'll spend a non-trivial amount of time sitting around, doing homework, etc.

      In the corporate world, even though few talk about it, it is basically the same. Most of the work assigned to the average office worker is non-essential in the sense that it can be done today, tomorrow or next week. In addition, a good work environment also encourages regular breaks, talk with co-workers and other "non-work" activities.

      This has two positive effects that the min/maxer efficiency fanatics consistently ignore: First, burst capacity is available from non-idle employees, because whatever they are doing at the moment can be dropped with no or little harm done. Second, a lot of information flows inside companies along non-official channels, from employee to employee around the coffee machine, etc. Allowing these activities creates a thicker mesh of information flows.

      Of course it isn't like they'd focus on work 100% of the time, even if we did have them fully tasked.

      Exactly. If you make people busy 100% of the time, they will perform at a lower efficiency, and the total productivity is very likely to remain unchanged.

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    2. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "more... THAN", not "then", you American idiot...

    3. Re:No kidding by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      A long time ago, I worked at a place that had weekend operators. Their job was to sit around, and if somebody called and said the system was down, pull out the checklist and do things on it (the "if all else fails" was "Call Matt or Bob"). It didn't pay well, but students in particular liked it.

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  49. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

    What do you have against Bachelors of Science??

  50. Does Your Job Need To Exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and of course... This forces one to consider the next question... Do you need to exist?

    1. Re:Does Your Job Need To Exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the species to continue to procreate, we need something like 100 genetically diverse couples. I think it's fair to say that you're too stupid and too weak to be make a useful contribution to society and therefore you don't need to exist. Please, don't breed. You'll be doing us all a favour.

    2. Re:Does Your Job Need To Exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you care about "society" if you're such an individualist?

  51. It's HR's fault... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I work part-time, maybe an average of 25 hours a week, make $40 per hour, and am quite happy. When I work, I really work. Most of my 40-hour-a-week coworkers make more money than I do, but they sit on made-up committees most of the day. I figure that bit of hell is punishment enough for their evil ways.

    Most people on disability could work fewer hours, but HR a-holes demand that they work full time or "be loosers."

    Full-time employees get benefits, so anyone who is sick (and can not work 40 hours per week) or who has kids (and needs to be home) begs for a 40-hour-a-week job.

    I've learned to keep a job, I need to tell 2 lies:
    (1) I want to work here full time, and
    (2) I am not enjoying this.

    For some reason, about a month after I openly show my secret enjoyment at work, and stop pretending to be terrified of my boss, I get fired.

    I'm not even going to try to collect this into a coherent something.

    I will say: HR IDIOTS ARE A WASTE OF O2.

  52. A really good worker "solves" his job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Part of the problem is that really good workers create ways to make their jobs easier. Within a few months at a new job I usually have scripts and macros to do just about everything very quickly. It takes time and knowledge to build those, but once they're done you're in caretaker mode. A good boss will then give you more to do, gradually, while a bad one will complain that you seem to spend all your time on the internet.

  53. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    In my last post
    BS = Bullshit classes

  54. Necessary waste by radarskiy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let me introduce you to toe concept of "necessary waste".

    In your business process, there is some limiting factor that is directly tied to how much you can produce: if had some more of that factor you could produce more, and if you run out you produce less.Maybe it's some machinery for which you can't yet swing the financing to get more units; maybe it's a skill for which there aren't many people tried for yet. If you can't get more, then your next move is to make sure you are utilizing that limiting factor as much as possible.

    That means that the other factors that are inputs or outputs of the limiting factor need to be ready and waiting to make sure the limiting factor is never idle. If you are an input you need to have work prepared but your average rate can never exceed what the limiting factor can consume. If you consume an output of the limiting factor you need to be ready to pick up what the limiting factor gives you.

    If reduce the labor available for the inputs and outputs then you run the risk of creating artificial limits on your business process. You can actually be less productive when you try to eliminate idleness if you don't know WHY things were idle. Idleness isn't actually your target, it is productivity.

    Of course, all of this flies in the face of the slashdot conventional wisdom that management provides zero contribution to productivity.

    1. Re:Necessary waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toe concept? Sounds smelly?

  55. Most of my job *wouldn't* exist... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

    ...if other programmers weren't so fucking ignorant.

  56. Down time can be a goal. by Xeno+man · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When work comes in spurts and bunches you can look forward to the downtime in between. It can be a reward for getting stuff done. You can think that if I get this work done, I get a small break after or, if I work harder and faster to get it done sooner, I can have a big break. Think of roofers shingling a roof on a Friday. You don't see anyone standing around, they are on each others asses and by 2:00pm or so they are done the roof, packing up and starting their weekend early.

    When you have a constant workflow that never ends there is no real incentive to work harder. You look around and see one guy doing the bare minimum and another guy doing 3 times the work load. Both get payed the same amount and the work never ends. The hard worker might think he is more likely to get a promotion but management thinks if we promote that guy, we would need to hire 3 guys to replace what he does. Lets keep him right there so we can keep our production numbers up.

    The worst thing management can do though is fill an employees down time with more work. Basically you have punished a hard working person with more responsibility and work with zero pay increase. Unless you are trying to kill productivity.

    1. Re:Down time can be a goal. by WhoBeDaPlaya · · Score: 1

      You know what they say, hard work only begets more hard work ;)

  57. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Urquhardt · · Score: 2

    BSc for Bachelors of Science is the usual

  58. Re:Fiat Currency by canadiannomad · · Score: 0

    The fiat money system at work.. Most people have more debt then assets because tautology.

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  59. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BSc for Bachelors of Science is the usual

    Not in the US nor increasingly in CA (Canada, for those thinking of California).

  60. Left / Right Brain activities by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

    How often have you sat at your desk browsing the internet instead of being productive?

    Who says I'm not being productive then? Some (many?) problems cannot be solved via by simply brute-force thinking them through - a linear left-brain methodology. Many times, especially for more complex things, I need to let things peculate awhile. Ever get the solution to a vexing problem (an "ah-ha!" moment) while taking a shower? That's your right-brain solving something non-linearly.

    Going off and doing something completely different is a strategy for allowing a left to right brain shift -- keep the (usually) dominate left brain busy on something completely unrelated to the task at hand giving the (usually subordinate) right brain time and space to chime in. (read the book: "Drawing on the Right Side of The Brain" - and others on left/right brain)

    How many people could your company fire if everybody just paid attention all the time?

    Perhaps manyt, but how long would those people last/stay before burning out? There's more to work than "paying attention all the time".

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    1. Re:Left / Right Brain activities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realise that, while it is true people think in both creative and analytic modes, the whole left-brain right-brain thing has been thoroughly and utterly discredited.

      Just thought you should know that so you can stop spouting nonsense in future.

    2. Re:Left / Right Brain activities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working as a net admin on 3rd shift, my manager would often log in at odd hours. I would see something missing polls or alarm, he would hit me up on IM and say that was him.

      Years later, I often have House moments at odd hours and log in (as my manager used to).

      I have tried to pound out an answer, sometimes I can, sometimes I can't. Some problems are a bit more complex or require peripheral thought process to finally solve them.

  61. Fastest-growing industry by Coop · · Score: 1

    Well there you have it. As consumerism continues its long rise, bullshit is ultimately produced in ever-increasing quantity. It became significant in the 20's, was rocket-fueled in the 50's, and has dominated the economy for a few decades now. Bullshit is the fastest-growing industry and more and more media, politics, and government is devoted to it.

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  62. Many people stated the obvious already, but .... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    as one more example? I work in I.T. as a computer support analyst. What does that title really mean? In my situation, it means I'm the only computer guy in the office, both for our office (where all of the finance people reside, as well as H.R., the company president, and another floor of "creative" folks who work directly with our clients), and for a second office in another city nearby. (That office has only about 10 employees, and a couple of them generally work from home, so they don't need a lot of attention. But it's my job to run down there when something does go wrong or needs upgrading/changing.)

    Our company has several other offices around the country, and we have two more I.T. guys who generally do what I do. All of us work together as a team to handle incoming trouble tickets for any of the offices, but it makes the most sense for us to do the vast majority of the support for the offices we're located in or close to.

    When you factor in that our little group also does all the support for an additional 100 or so people who work freelance for us on random projects (they all get their own company email accounts and so forth), I'd say we're actually stretched pretty darn thin. Things would quickly deteriorate if any one of us was cut out of the picture. (We know this by watching what happens when someone leaves on vacation for a week or two.)

    Despite that? I can assure you that all of us "waste some time" on the internet, posting silly things on Facebook, reading the latest tech. news and so on. At any given time, one of us is probably coming in an hour late or taking an extra long lunch here or there, too. You know what though? We are ALSO dedicated to getting things done correctly and in a timely manner. There's so much stress and "I need this yesterday!" that comes in random bursts, you can't reasonably expect a person to handle that without compensating with some downtime or laziness mixed in. As long as nobody tries to micro-manage us - it all comes together pretty well for us. When we come in late, it's because we have a pretty good grip on the ebb and flow of the I.T. issues at hand and feel confident it's a time window where we don't have to be sitting in front of a desk to keep things going. We're also known to take tickets and fix issues on a Saturday or Sunday night, even though none of us are officially "on call" -- simply because one of us may not have anything better to do at that moment in time. We'd rather knock an issue out than have it hanging over our heads on Monday, sometimes. We also may NOT take those tickets, because we have family lives and want to get away from work sometimes. It's more productive than I think we'd be if we were micro-managed and someone was actually ordered to be "on call" on weekends to take those incoming tickets, etc.

  63. yep, my bosses are great that way by raymorris · · Score: 2

    Indeed. My boss, and particularly her boss, is awesome in that way. He takes care of all the politics and also makes sure we get what we need, so we can focus on the task at hand.

    He also reads Slashdot, so "hi Tony, and thanks."

    1. Re:yep, my bosses are great that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. My boss, and particularly her boss, is awesome in that way. He takes care of all the politics and also makes sure we get what we need, so we can focus on the task at hand.

      He also reads Slashdot, so "hi Tony, and thanks."

      Tony says "I'm glad to have you on my team!" ;-)

  64. Re: college has lot's of BS classes that not reall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ca. CA.

  65. Ever hear of burnout? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

    If I paid attention 40 hours a week, I'd be braindead within a month.

    I actually tried working 6.5 days a week when I first started my "real" software development career job - going into the 3rd week it became painfully obvious to me that I was making less real progress (mistakes, rewrites) though the overtime pay was nice...

  66. My job is safe by PPH · · Score: 1

    I do the work of three men.

    Moe, Curly and Larry.

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  67. More people need to work less hours by rundgong · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If 12 people spend 40 hours each doing the work of only 10 people, there are two ways of eliminating the wasted time.
    They think two people have jobs that don't need to exist. A better solutions appears to be that all 12 people spend less hours at work.
    How would society benefit from having two more unemployed people instead of having 12 people that can spend more time with their kids (or doing whatever they want to do instead)?

    1. Re:More people need to work less hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How would society benefit from having two more unemployed people instead of having 12 people that can spend more time with their kids (or doing whatever they want to do instead)?

      "Society", being the 99% of us, would benefit quite a bit.
      "The Rich", being the 1% of us, would not benefit by having to pay the extra people for their time with their kids - 16.67% redistribution of wealth per your example.

      (Note: Not all of the 1%'s are inherently greedy, but there are enough that it causes our society to be in the current state it is).

    2. Re:More people need to work less hours by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      A better solutions appears to be that all 12 people spend less hours at work.

      Only if you can stand the whining and bitching because those 12 aren't getting enough hours and as a result their paychecks aren't what they used to be.

    3. Re:More people need to work less hours by novium · · Score: 2

      Yes, exactly. You're the first person I've seen to bring this up, and actually, I think that was part of the professor's original point- at least in the paper he wrote. It's still kind of implicit in this article- the fact that we increased productivity so much that we could all be working fewer hours, but instead we kill ourselves on the 40 or 50 hour work week doing bullshit because that's what's demanded.

    4. Re:More people need to work less hours by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Plenty of businesses cut hours. Employees aren't too keen on that, though, as for some it means that they need to get a second, possibly lower paying, job to pay for the kids, which they now have even less time to spend with.

      Perhaps it's possible for the business to cut hours without cutting pay, and that would be a great benefit for the employees if they could swing that, but if they're in a competitive industry and the other companies cut hours and pay, they might not continue to be competitive. The customers don't really care if the employees are happy, with the possible exception of free trade coffee buyers.

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  68. "take a break from programming" by raymorris · · Score: 1

    The full noun phrase was "take a break from programming", so yes, I consider reading Slashdot or some other message boards to be a break from programming.

    I don't know if I've ever seen anyone actually do NOTHING, staring, mouth agape, at the wall, not even thinking about anything. I HAVE seen plenty of people watch cat videos on YouTube. That's fine, I suppose. I might get the same refreshment from watching an entertaining TED video instead of a cat. I've seen alot of people chat with their co-workers about sports. It's refreshing to talk to other people. Rather than sports, I like to talk to my co-workers about interesting plans they have for work projects. I get to socialize AND feel productive at the same time, and it's definitely a break from staring at code.

    1. Re:"take a break from programming" by Bengie · · Score: 1

      The full noun phrase was "take a break from programming", so yes, I consider reading Slashdot or some other message boards to be a break from programming.

      I don't know if I've ever seen anyone actually do NOTHING, staring, mouth agape, at the wall, not even thinking about anything. I HAVE seen plenty of people watch cat videos on YouTube. That's fine, I suppose. I might get the same refreshment from watching an entertaining TED video instead of a cat. I've seen alot of people chat with their co-workers about sports. It's refreshing to talk to other people. Rather than sports, I like to talk to my co-workers about interesting plans they have for work projects. I get to socialize AND feel productive at the same time, and it's definitely a break from staring at code.

      I agree. When I'm doing a lot of thinking, my best kind of "breaks" involve thinking on something else, but it needs to be a "no pressure" kind of work. Discussing hypothetical situations with my cube mate or reading about something thought provoking is a great way for me to "unwind" a bit. But staring at a wall or watching cat videos doesn't do it for me. When I need to completely shut down my brain, cat videos are fine, but when I need to just take a quick mental power nap, I need to just change gears for a bit and forget what I was working on.

  69. Productive? How about being awake? by RubberDogBone · · Score: 2

    My job has mutated over the years such that that I am now tasked with doing work on I don't actually know how to do, on custom systems I don't understand. As a result, I suck at it. I have told management this many times but they blink and look at me like I am speaking Martian and basically think I don't WANT to work.

    Anyway, I end up with a pile of work I can't do and a few things I can do and it is often a struggle to stay awake. I mean a serious battle between me and gravity pulling my head down to the desk. Snacks doesn't help. Three cups of coffee does not help. Even walks don't help: I am very good at falling asleep in motion.

    Yeah it scares me too. Terrifies me.

    The combination of boredom, lack of mental stimulation, and lack of ability to do the work leaves me physically devastated.

    I am told I am the least productive employee in the whole company so I am waiting around now to see if they will fire me, at which point I will go home and take a nap.

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  70. Not what the study was about... by ubeatha · · Score: 2

    I've read David Graebner's study and this has very little to do with it. The study set out to discover where our increase in productivity went to. He concluded that we created whole new classes of jobs that didn't exist before and aren't strictly necessary to produce goods which chewed up the productivity gains. IT/programming jobs were classed in the bullshit category. It was more along the lines of marketing, HR, etc. He also pointed out that the more crucial the job was to production the less likely it was to be well paid and the more likely the workers were to be over worked. He also pointed out that the pay rate and/or staffing is usually under active assault.

    Three of his examples of this were teachers, garbage men, and firefighters.

    At the same time bullshit jobs (like marketing and public relations) were well funded and the workers usually only put in 30 hours out of an expected 40 hour work week.

    It has nothing to do with how workers spend there time and everything to do with the creation of waste in a capitalist system that should be driven to efficiency.

    1. Re:Not what the study was about... by ubeatha · · Score: 2

      That should have read: IT/programming jobs were *not classed* in the bullshit category. But I can't find the edit button for the original post...

  71. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well, that's certainly a quite revealing non-sequitur.

  72. They deserve the break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does it matter that we pay 12 to do what 10 can do just as easily when we've been told repeatedly by recent statistics that productivity has increased dramatically more in recent years than the increase seen in wage growth (see epi.org, etc)? At the end of the day, people making the wages in the areas where these productivty statistics are really seen probably deserve the break afforded by the splitting workloads into smaller portions.

  73. Doesn't apply to some occupations by EQ · · Score: 2

    Try applying that 100% to RNs. How are you going to predict patients that get worse, that get better, that crach, etc. Impossible to predict workload of an individual patient. So impossible to get that mythical 100%. You need slack to be there when multiple codes hit a single ICU or unit, or when a big motor vehicle accident hits the ER and surgical staff. The article is written by some idiot efficiency expert who apparently has no idea how you need some sort of reserve to draw upon, both staff-wise and personal-wise. Running flat out for a full shift is enough to wreck even the greatest surgeon or nurse if done too often. Same goes for coders, having been both (RN and Sr SW Engr)

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  74. That "conventional wisdom" is sadly often true by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Of course, all of this flies in the face of the slashdot conventional wisdom that management provides zero contribution to productivity.

    That very common view results from some large places that can afford to have clueless management because they can hire enough assistants to fill the gap. It's depressingly common in places that are a near monopoly. Edsel Ford, the clueless inheritor, instead of Henry Ford is seen as the ideal manager in far too many places. It's the idea of a benevolent King idly holding court saying "make it so" instead of an active manager setting things up and assigning tasks. Sharks like Rupert Murdoch do not fit this role and consume such useless types for breakfast.

    Of course smaller places cannot afford to have a parasitic idle nobility so their managers have to actually run things. I think we have a demographic here of people mostly in larger place so they don't see that.

  75. Reduce hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So how about reducing regular work hours by 20%, so everyone has a job. The top of the foodchain already makes more than what they can spend in a century. Then maybe spend 2 hour of education or gym-time, or community gardens.

    Yeah .. how about that. Maybe this place wouldn't such that much ...

  76. reserve/surge capacity is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is what causes a lot of airline delays these days. No excess pilots sitting around, so if a pilot calls in sick, or can't get to the airport because the plane flight they were on was delayed, there's noone to keep the system going, and it snowballs.

  77. That's where we're headed by LihTox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Asimov and others predicted a future where there wouldn't be enough jobs to go aroundubt they saw that as a GOOD thing. Humanity was clever enough to build machines to do all the work, and now we can kick back and enjoy some leisure time. George Jetson had a three-hour workday. But that vision can only work if we view our increased productivity as a benefit to *everyone*, and compensate everyone accordingly: a dividend for being a member of the clever human race (or if you want, a dividend for being a citizen/resident of a first-world nation).

    As more jobs are automated, it seems to me that there are three options: 1) we share the wealth, either with a guaranteed income or by raising wages while simultaneously cutting the number of hours people work; 2) we make a lot of fake jobs so that we can pretend that people are earning the money they need to live, and avoid the horrors of socialism (horror! horror!); or 3) a LOT of people drop into poverty.

    1. Re:That's where we're headed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does past history show? Edwardian & Victorian england were glorious. Wete thenor some. For many, I suppose there was a bit of gratitude for their jobs, but at what cost? 10-12 hts a day, 6 days a week. Coal, tin, shale miner, hatter, working a loom or spinning rig, with your kids, etc. Oh so glorious.
      Could probably find some period screeds regarding how "well off" the poor , why are they or the do-gooders complaining, etc., the equivalent then about the poor today having smartphones, etc.

    2. Re:That's where we're headed by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      As more jobs are automated, it seems to me that there are three options: 1) we share the wealth, either with a guaranteed income or by raising wages while simultaneously cutting the number of hours people work;

      I suspect eliminating the rewards for automation from the people doing the automation, might have side effects you might not expect.

      2) we make a lot of fake jobs so that we can pretend that people are earning the money they need to live, and avoid the horrors of socialism (horror! horror!);

      It's just as much socialism, to invent fake jobs for people. It's trivially easy to find additional work that would produce some value, eg picking up litter. Automation means we can find the time to do lots of stuff that previously wasn't worth the bother.

      or 3) a LOT of people drop into poverty.

      That seems to be the favorite choice, unfortunately.

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  78. Unexpected situation by manu0601 · · Score: 2

    Many people noted nobody can stay focused 100% of the time, and that productivity gains always go the the same. I would like to add a point on managing the unexpected

    Having too many people for a given task means there is some extra work capacity. This is required to handle unexpected situations. If anything unusual strikes and require extra work while there is nobody left idle at any time, then the company is doomed to fail the unexpected event.

  79. IT is different... No, really... by Sturm · · Score: 2

    Anybody who has done this long enough (and I think I have), knows that IT isn't like making widgets. We spend a large part of our time sitting around doing "nothing", (which usually involves hours and hours of reading and learning and generally being prepared for...), BAM!!! Something is broken!!! FIX IT 5 MINUTES AGO, AND IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE GOING TO BE FIRED!

    I don't even know how you can truly measure *efficiency* in IT. If you have lots of customers and lots of employees and if neither have complaints very often, your IT department is probably doing a good job.

    The only way to know for sure is to go ahead and just fire us. If the SHTF, you made a bad choice. If not, you didn't.

    IT has been important enough for LONG enough, that most companies probably KNOW which is the best solution. If you are just now trying to figure it out, you've probably already missed the boat.

  80. Re: college has lot's of BS classes that not reall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ?
    Go to the USPS site for example and see California listed as "CA".

  81. If my job didn't exist . . . by reboot246 · · Score: 2

    There would be explosions with massive loss of lives and property damage. Believe it. I'm one of the very few dedicated people who do natural gas leak surveys. I find gas leaks that are, or could be, dangerous. If you live in one of the Southeastern states, there's a good chance I've walked through your yard or driven past your house at some point over the past 38 years.

    I've tried to come up with a way that my job could be automated, but I can't think of any. It requires boots on the ground, so to speak. Maybe one day somebody will come up with a small drone equipped with a laser that can fly through yards and over fences and behind bushes and dodging bad dogs, but I'm not holding my breath.

  82. nobody's job needs to exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we'd only need to work a few hours a day to produce the food and housing needed to take care of everyone on the planet. all the effort above that is the oligarchs coercing us to pool our labor so they can accumulate even more.

    1. Re:nobody's job needs to exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there we have the explanation in a nutshell.

  83. Fewer workers or... by JerryLove · · Score: 2

    If we start with the premise that a 40-hour worker doesn't put in 40 hours (and I assume this is not talking about smoke breaks and bathroom breaks and such, but just really "browsing the internet to kill time" stuff)... how about shortening the work week?

    And BTW: We *need* BS jobs. If we got really efficient, you can start to expect unemployment >20%.

    Though if some of the BS jobs at my work would stop being sending me advertising in my email (seriously: in my building, which is only a few hundred employees, there are at least 4 whose full-time job seems to be telling me about hockey tickets, charity events, company socials, and Disney on ice)

  84. Tom = multiple /. sockpuppet using scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's let TOM speak shall we:

    "I'm having great conversations on this site with one of my alias accounts" - by Tom (822) on Monday April 07, 2014 @02:29PM (#46686259) Homepage FROM -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    APK

    P.S.=> Tom *tried* to libel me & failed after I destroyed him in a technical debate on hosts files... result?

    Tom ended up "eating his words" here http://slashdot.org/comments.p... spiced with "the bitter taste of SELF-defeat" + HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH

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  85. Tom = multiple /. sockpuppet using scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's let TOM speak shall we:

    "I'm having great conversations on this site with one of my alias accounts" - by Tom (822) on Monday April 07, 2014 @02:29PM (#46686259) Homepage FROM -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    APK

    P.S.=> Tom *tried* to libel me & failed after I destroyed him in a technical debate on hosts files... result?

    Tom ended up "eating his words" here http://slashdot.org/comments.p... spiced with "the bitter taste of SELF-defeat" + HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH

    ... apk

  86. Re:Not so much... by Bengie · · Score: 1

    I have yet to meet someone who is great at problem solving that doesn't need a lot of down time.

  87. I'm good by JasoninKS · · Score: 1

    I'm an I.T. hardware tech/purchaser. I'm good. I'm the centralized purchaser of computer hardware for a couple hundred stores. I'm also one of the hardware support people for the call center my office is in. Now do we have needless people at my company? Oh I know we do.

  88. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Bengie · · Score: 1

    80% of "BS" classes in college teach critical thinking in unique ways. I was naturally good at critical thinking, read: problem solving, prior to college, but those general classes helped me a lot. Alas, most people don't care about critical thinking, so tech/trade school is good enough.

  89. Or better analogy .. think of this in terms of the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    100% busy / 0% idle is not really good.
    The best that you could achieve is something like 80% busy / 20% idle.

  90. Analogy .. unix program top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having 100% cpu busy / 0% cpu idle is not really good.
    Max that you should achieve is 80% cpu busy / 20% cpu idle.

  91. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A class in the Peloponnesian War does not teach a lot of critical thinking - mostly laborious reading of texts written by self important academics trying to find a way to make themselves relevant in a world that doesn't need their skills. Sure, at West Point, such a class might make sense, but most of us are not training to figure out how to apply ancient war strategies and tactics to the modern battlefield with drones being operated halfway around the world by guys in Missouri who work eight hour shifts five days a week.

    Critical thinking is figuring out why the bare iron you just loaded your microcode on doesn't work -- sorry, there's no debugging tools below you. Sure, you could flash a light on the console from your code, but that would probably change the timing and give a register time to settle from a load from memory that you forgot to issue a WAIT for (or, in this case, NOT). You, a bottle of scotch, a listing of your microcode w/hex microcode shown (a luxury actually), the behavior you don't understand, and a platform reference manual (that, in the end, this version of the iron actually doesn't quite implement as it should). Been there, done that. That's critical thinking. (Turned out the machine hadn't implemented the spec correctly and it hadn't been reported (or fixed) in the ten years since the machine was built/loaded -- the current version of the machine had the same bug!

  92. You did that on purpose. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could teach someone else how to do what it is you do. Introduce them to your clients, increase interaction, show them how you sell shit, how you found people, etc. etc. Of course then they could easily go behind your back, steal all your customers, offer better services etc., but then your job wouldn't need to exist...

  93. Software Pricing by aaronb1138 · · Score: 1

    A surprising number of middle management type jobs exist only to prop up the cost of project and process management software that would replace them. Let that sink in for a minute.

    Automation is great and all, but ultimately it already exists and is easier to implement for someone just pushing / processing paperwork and acting as a "facilitator" than it is to mechanize the process of flipping burgers. Then take a nice look at the software that is really powerful and really automates process oriented work.

    One of the side effects of pricing software exclusively based upon demand (because supply is infinite and creation costs incredibly scalable) is that sometimes, demand will be artificially created. I work in IT, and it's incredibly annoying to look at how terrible Cisco's CLI and GUI configuration tools are compared to their competitors, yet Cisco certs are exceptionally valuable. By making ASDM a steaming pile of shite, Cisco has made people who can configure the relatively simple product of an ASA 55xx very valuable.

  94. Alternatively... by Denagoth · · Score: 1

    ...if you really want to increase productivity, just block all web traffic except over lunch hour. :)

    1. Re:Alternatively... by ruir · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but people slacked off before there was Internet.

  95. Re:Fiat Currency by canadiannomad · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I don't see how a discussion of the fiat money system and debt is Offtopic? The main reason we have to work as hard as we do is we are paying back debts that can never be repaid to companies who can magically create money out of thin air. There is a whole systemic problem on top of that, but in the end most of us work for money which is needed to allow us to live pleasant lives. (And oddly enough to pay taxes to the government, who, if they didn't outsource it, could print their own money.)

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  96. Re: college has lot's of BS classes that not reall by hughbar · · Score: 1

    Or to snobby Europeans [like me!] Ca-CA

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  97. The author's name is GRAEBER, not graebNer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, how does an extra "N" make its way in there, and how has nobody in the first 140 comments used the right name yet?

  98. We all know where all the BS jobs by ruir · · Score: 1

    marketing, HR, quality control... yeah. Actually I had a gf in the HR resources, back around 2005 and she told me they often killed their time hearing radio and calling in for stupid contests (they are/were plenty...like guess how many items we have in our purse). Sad.

  99. Re:Productive? How about being awake? by bluegutang · · Score: 1

    There could be other reasons for this situation, like untreated mild depression. You should probably see a doctor to check on this.

  100. Re:Not so much... by Tom · · Score: 1

    there are some people that need significantly less downtime, even a few that need none whatsoever.

    There is no human being on this planet that needs zero downtime when doing any kind of job that involves more than physical presence for an extended amount of time.

    Keep in mind they're very, very productive.

    Really? The "very, very productive" people in every company I have ever visited were just creating a very good illusion of being busy. busy != productive. The really productive people are quite often the ones where everyone is wondering wtf they are doing all day. Maybe you were never lucky enough to work in a good environment, but I have. I've worked with people that I rarely saw doing anything, but that always had every task finished on time. They had plenty of downtime, because they could manage time and priorities and the fact that downtime is essential to extreme performances is really not a secret. It actually works the same for both muscles and brains - recovery time is an essential part of the process.

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  101. Not valid if from a 2nd/3rd country by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    Does Your Job Need To Exist?

    Only if it's in a country that maximizes business friendliness to the detriment of its own population.

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  102. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 2

    Tell that to my graduating class that had to take "Film and Theatre" to get their Bachelors of Technology. I'm sure at some point my job will require me to analyze a polish political film and compare its characters to those in Mother Courage...

  103. No, you cannot assign everything to one worker by allo · · Score: 1

    everyone needs a little slack off during work to boost the productivty while working. assigning all the hard tasks to one person won't work out.
    But telling everyone to cut an hour per day off and work the rest with max. power, won't work either. You need to be there to make sure you will pick up work again, when you feel like it. Its much more likely if you're browsing the internet than when you went home and come back at the next day.

  104. Jobs? Whole industries... by Archtech · · Score: 1

    Everyone on the B ship, basically.

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    1. Re:Jobs? Whole industries... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Except for the telephone sanitizers whose job is generally undervalued. You know, a single unsanitized telephone could wipe out a complete civilization.

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  105. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by serviscope_minor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Warning: this is a long and rambly reply.

    Your job probably won't. Your life probably won't either, well not that specifically. Being British, not American (as I assume you are), we don't do university in the same way. Courses are basically just what you sign up for, so I don't have the same direct experience as you.

    However, English classes in school were much along the same lines. We were required to write endless essays (which curiously, no one ever bothered actually teaching us *how* to do) on bizarre analyses of the author's inner thought processes while he (was all he in this case) was writing the book we happened to be analysing.

    Not only did it utterly suck the life out of the books a good deal of it was probably outright wrong or at least deeply misguided. Oh and it utterly put me off the idea of analysing things.

    The thing is, fast forward 20 years or so and I reently had a complete about-face. My SO is as a hobby an aspiring author. As part of this there are various writing forums out there, and much like tech ones have a range of characters form n00bs to experienced (to total nutjobs---it is the internet after all). Anyway, as you might expect a common topic of discussion is what makes bad writing, and exercises etc to help spot that and avoid it in your own writing.

    Anyway to cut a very long story merely long, I've been offering moral support and doing some of these as well. Turns out it has all the same facets as literary analysis, but because it's being done by people for fun, they've figured out how to make it fun and interesting.

    This is not to say your course on Polish film analysis falls into this camp: I strongly suspect it's the opposite.

    However, I now feel a greater appreciation for certain things. One, and I've found this particularly entertaining, is when I end up reading a book I don't enjoy very much, I now generally understand *why* I don't like it and not only that, I can rant and rave about it in a semi-coherent manner.

    Likewise, there's a lot of things in film and TV that can feel awkward and clunky or pull you out, and it's just plain interesting to be able to see why it's happening, and in many cases what they were clearly trying to achieve.

    Is it useful to work? For me, certainly not. Is it fun? Yeah, definitely. It's basically added a layer of nuance and entertainment to already entertaining activities. The sad thing is, I got so damaged by my schooling, it took 20 years and a *LOT* of gentle prodding to get me get me to appreciate such things.

    What I appreicate now is clearly what we were meant to be learning, but is to completely alien to what we were actually "taught" as to e essentially unrecognisable. I guess my conclusio is that it's good to do things like the thing you were complaining about in general (not for a job, just for the hell of it and ejoying life better), though in 99% of cases they are do so badly as to e actively damaging.

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  106. Re:Do you want to be working 100% of the day doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was that in English? I couldn't even read half of those sentences.

  107. You missed the point of TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's more like what little progress has been made towards satisfying the human condition. Blame it on whatever -ism, but regardless the spirit of real progress and hope of meaningful existence has/is being stifled. Maybe because those whom devote their lives to studying us (anthropoligists, sociologists, futurists ...) are not taken seriously at all ("academic twaddle .. conversation starter"). In fact they hold great value about how we can observe things objectively by describing how things are. Quo vadis?

  108. Sounds relaxing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sure I'm not constantly productive, but ...
    1. Who can get away with working only 8 hous? I'd rather see employers going back to paying for hours worked than have fewer people with more unpaid overtime.
    2. I'd be a lot more productive if I didn't have to baby sit the offshore team. I wonder if the PHBs did a full accounting of how much "cheap labor" actually costs.

  109. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by jbengt · · Score: 1

    You didn't have a choice of which 'English' class to take?

  110. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by jbengt · · Score: 2

    Not all subjects worth learning are well taught.

  111. Re: college has lot's of BS classes that not reall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not in my Canada

  112. Re:Productive? How about being awake? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

    Yeah. That's it. Pathologise exploitation.

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  113. Tom = multiple /. sockpuppet using scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's let TOM speak shall we:

    "I'm having great conversations on this site with one of my alias accounts" - by Tom (822) on Monday April 07, 2014 @02:29PM (#46686259) Homepage FROM -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    APK

    P.S.=> Tom *tried* to libel me & failed after I destroyed him in a technical debate on hosts files... result?

    Tom ended up "eating his words" here http://slashdot.org/comments.p... spiced with "the bitter taste of SELF-defeat" + HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH

    ... apk

  114. Tom = multiple /. sockpuppet using scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's let TOM speak shall we:

    "I'm having great conversations on this site with one of my alias accounts" - by Tom (822) on Monday April 07, 2014 @02:29PM (#46686259) Homepage FROM -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    APK

    P.S.=> Tom *tried* to libel me & failed after I destroyed him in a technical debate on hosts files... result?

    Tom ended up "eating his words" here http://slashdot.org/comments.p... spiced with "the bitter taste of SELF-defeat" + HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH

    ... apk

  115. Tom = multiple /. sockpuppet using scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's let TOM speak shall we:

    "I'm having great conversations on this site with one of my alias accounts" - by Tom (822) on Monday April 07, 2014 @02:29PM (#46686259) Homepage FROM -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    APK

    P.S.=> Tom *tried* to libel me & failed after I destroyed him in a technical debate on hosts files... result?

    Tom ended up "eating his words" here http://slashdot.org/comments.p... spiced with "the bitter taste of SELF-defeat" + HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH

    ... apk

  116. Tom = multiple /. sockpuppet using scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's let TOM speak shall we:

    "I'm having great conversations on this site with one of my alias accounts" - by Tom (822) on Monday April 07, 2014 @02:29PM (#46686259) Homepage FROM -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    APK

    P.S.=> Tom *tried* to libel me & failed after I destroyed him in a technical debate on hosts files... result?

    Tom ended up "eating his words" here http://slashdot.org/comments.p... spiced with "the bitter taste of SELF-defeat" + HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH

    ... apk

  117. Re:Productive? How about being awake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a classic symptom of depression. I'd urge you to do all the things people usually urge you to do in this situation.

    I have one other suggestion, however - and I have no desire to undermine you, but it's entirely possible that you believe you have communicated your need to be trained succinctly and clearly, when in fact you haven't.

    That's the kind of thing to put into writing (and get a friend to proof-read for you). Approach your line-manager pro-actively, rather than waiting for your next annual review. If you're no good at thinking on your feet in those meetings, you can try two things. One is asking if you can bring someone else along to help represent you; another is to make a checklist of things that you want to say, and things that you want to happen, and ensure that they get dealt with. (*this* is what union reps are good for.) Tick them off as you go, and take notes - it's easy to walk out of a meeting and realise that you've not actually covered what you wanted to say until it's too late.

    If it comes down to it, this is hardly a career-limiting action. The worst that can happen is you get let go - but it's entirely possible that you'll be surprised.

    You spend the majority of your waking life doing this. It behooves you to do what you can to get to the point where you're enjoying it - or at least, can tolerate it.

  118. uh by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Slashdot?

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  119. Re:Productive? How about being awake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody's claiming the depression isn't exogenous, but the diagnosis sounds plausible. It doesn't matter which way around cause and effect are - what needs dealing with is the current situation.

  120. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    You, a bottle of scotch, a listing of your microcode w/hex microcode shown (a luxury actually), the behavior you don't understand, and a platform reference manual (that, in the end, this version of the iron actually doesn't quite implement as it should). Been there, done that. That's critical thinking.

    Actually, none of it is. Apart from the liquid, everything you mention is domain knowledge and specialist skills.

    Critical thinking is a process.

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  121. Cover sheets by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    If I didn't send out the TPS reports, the people whose job it is to read the TPS reports wouldn't be able to do their job, which is reading the TPS reports.

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  122. The bigger picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This kind of discussion seems really insignificant next to the entire industries which are useless, obsolete and/or indefensibly harmful, yet remain entrenched and defended by politicians. I'm talking about taxis, coal power, disposable plastics, real estate agents... I'd rather see engineers working at 60% efficiency on solar power than the best team of coal miners on the planet.

  123. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This post is terribly written. I'm also unable to write as well as I want to, but you need to keep practicing.

    Being able to understand why you do or don't like something doesn't seem valuable. I find the "hnuh" micro-epiphanies of amateur critics pretentious and pathetic. It could even make you a worse audience. Slightly different things could be good. For example it would be valuable to like or hate stuff more strongly because then your life would feel more passionate. It'd be valuable to know how to find stuff you like. Knowing how to produce things you like would also be great because, even if you don't make books or movoies, most people tell extemporaneous stories all the time. but knowing _why_ you like or hate something when you already like or hate it? what the hell for?

    I think the value of writing skills doesn't depend on being in a relationship with a writer. It's a talent that can help you organize thoughts. For example, in your post you've done as we all do, reflected on your short, ordinary life, given a rambling list of uninteresting stuff that barely happened to you as if any of us care in the slightest about you, which we don't, and distilled from it a poorly-supported and nearly irrelevant conclusion: "litcrit good, mm'kay?" I don't know what else is in your comment. "Be a total follower and appreciate whatever you're told to because you're probably wrong about stuff you think is a waste of time"? "Opinions change, so you can appear more mature than you actually are by pretending you appreciate everything"? "Poland is irrelevant"?

    Obviously we use language to communicate, but conscious thought also happens partly in language, so I think a mastery of at least one language can make you functionally smarter, if not actually smarter.

    My big worry is that the opposite might be true: that ADD might spread from slashdot comment-writers to the people who read them. I'm really struggling to keep attention under control, and reading stuff like this makes me want to scream because I basically _have_ to skim it. There are so many reversals, qualification-phrases, parentheticals, and partially-bound pronouns in this awful bickering internet-comment-writing that I have to either read everything five times or skim.

  124. Obscure magazine called Strike Magazine .. by lippydude · · Score: 1

    "I wrote this in a very obscure British lefty magazine called Strike Magazine, going out on the Internet, and within three or four weeks, I think it had been translated into 14 different languages"

    Strike Magazine is even more obscure now. See where it's been disappeared from the web and been replaced by a similarly sounding fashion and lifestyle mag.

    www.strikemag.org
    archived
    strikemagazine.co.uk created: 06-Jun-2013

  125. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by carnivore302 · · Score: 1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of English teacher shortage!

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  126. I work at wal-mart. LOTS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at wal-mart, many people will say "walmart needs to hire MORE people because staffing is low". While sort of true, the real problem lies in that most of the jobs currently available, don't need to be. Most of it is management. We have 30 people who work overnights (depends on time offs/callouts +-6 every night). We have Three bosses. You don't need 2 of them with the $40k+ a year they make. They literally just walk around making sure people are doing jobs already assigned to them from the computer, and deal with disciplinary stuff for missing days/etc. All this can be done by just a hourly supervisor.

    It gets worse. The staffing is suppose to be done on a computer, but it is never right. I could write a book on all that is wrong with staffing at walmart but you get the idea. They even have TWO Customer service supervisors on night shift. Not needed.

  127. problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unfortunately you can't always figure out which were the useless classes beforehand

  128. Does Your Job Need To Exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does Your Job Need To Exist? Sometimes No, but often it or something similar NEEDS desparately to be done and done well for fairly good pay. But that is not the issue!! We all need meaningful and rewarding work; even asking such a question shows the bankruptcy and foolishness of our "betters" who seem determined to keep us down, while they gloat with questions like these.

  129. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    Nope, our's is pretty much the only post-secondary institution in western Canada that still uses blackboard. Blackboard technically doesn't (as in, doesn't have the technical ability to) support students choosing their own electives. Every other institution around here has switched to newer technology because the entire system is dated and broken.

  130. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    I'm from western Canada. But I believe our college curriculum's (aside from us not having both a major and minor) are fairly similar to US university degrees.

    My issue is that you could say the same thing about an astronomy, chemistry, cooking or architecture class and make the same argument. Yes, learning interesting things is good and makes you a more well-rounded person (usually). It still doesn't make having us take the class in the first place any more sensible. I (and most of my class) would have much rather taken a liberal arts class that at least stood a chance of being useful (or at the very least interesting) such as a historical look into the past of procedural mathematics. At least we would have known what the hell we were talking about!

  131. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

    There is, apparently, a huge shortage of English teachers.

    But, there, is, no, shortage, of, redundant, commas.

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  132. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Bengie · · Score: 1

    You never had discussions about history and hypothetical situations? If your history classes was nothing more than lectures and you had to regurgitate facts that you learned, then you best get your money back. You should have gotten a nice high quality state education for $100/credit.

  133. That's why a basic income is a better idea by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    without a work requirement: http://www.pbs.org/newshour/ma...
    http://www.basicincome.org/bie...

    Yes, it is true -- we thought computers, AI, and robots would liberate us, but instead they are being used to spy on us, to micromanage us, and to force us to work like robots or else.

    On depression and such, look into vitamin D deficiency, eating more fruits & vegetables, and getting more Omega 3s. Also, look into a treadmill workstation or a standing desk to help with ergonomics and joint pain.

    Good luck! Hope you can find some way to make your work more meaningful -- even if just by practicing skills you can use on other projects in your spare time, like perhaps to make free software the world really needs?

    Maybe contact this Dutch guy (in Toronto at the moment though) for some good ideas of stuff that really needs doing, including with Squeak:
    http://nl.linkedin.com/in/cdeg...

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  134. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Correct. You were referring to your own post, I presume?

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  135. The drones are coming, but thanks for your work by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Googling on your drone suggestion: http://e360.yale.edu/mobile/fe...
    "Zondlo recently developed a methane sensor mounted on a remote-controlled aircraft built at the University of Texas at Dallas. In October, the aircraft was used to quantify emission rates from well pads and a compressor station in the Barnett Shale region. Zondlo has been partnering with other groups that fly drones over fracking areas to detect leaks.
    Robert B. Jackson, an ecologist and energy expert at Duke University, also has been testing drones to detect fugitive methane emissions. The main drawback, he says, is the payload. "Carrying a big camera or methane sensor, a drone might be able to stay in the air for 30 minutes," says Jackson. "It's difficult to screen a shale play with that kind of time."
    Engineers are trying to develop lighter sensors that will allow drones to stay in the air longer. "I'm very bullish long-term on using drones to measure leaks," Jackson said. "Are we there yet right now? No."
    In the Pinedale Anticline natural gas field in Wyoming, Shane Murphy and Robert Field of the University of Wyoming recently outfitted a Mercedes Sprinter van with a mass spectrometer and other high-powered scientific instruments to measure volatile organic compounds and methane. When combined with meteorological instrumentation and sophisticated software, these technologies can detect methane plumes and quantify emission rates from specific sources -- all from inside the van. The equipment records readings every half-second, which allows it to be used on the move. "This approach can cover a lot of ground," Field said."

    And also:
    http://www.reuters.com/article...
    "No pilot was required when the Aeryon Scout took off into the leaden skies of Alaska to inspect a stretch of oil pipeline. The miniature aircraft was guided by an engineer on the ground, armed only with a tablet computer. The 20-minute test flight, conducted by BP Plc last fall, was a glimpse of a future where oil and gas companies in the Arctic can rely on unmanned aircraft to detect pipeline faults, at a fraction of the cost of piloted helicopter flights."

    Also (see page 3):
    http://www.seattlepi.com/local...
    "Though the project has a modest half-million-dollar budget, the goal is to develop and field test a portable low-cost instrument that can measure gas odor in parts-per-billion quantities and "replace the human nose for leak detection," according to the study prospectus.
    When the federal Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety Administration launched the project with industry financial support in 2010, it said it would be completed in September of this year. Recent changes in the federal agency's research program could delay projects currently underway, according to a transcript of an Aug. 2 meeting between federal research officials and technical advisors.
    The federal government is also working on pipeline surveillance devices, which would search for leaks, including another cooperative research project launched by the federal government to mount a gas detection device on a pilot-less flying drone.
    Until these devices are proven, however, experts say the industry will heavily rely on the gas customer's nose, which is not all that reassuring."

    At CMU 25 years ago, I was part of a small group led by Red Whitaker where we discussed making robots that rove through gas pipelines to inspect them from the inside. So, that's another option, too, although putting anything inside a pipeline has its own risks.

    Of course, if electricity gets cheaper (like from hot or cold fusion or cheaper solar panels), natural gas demand may fall quickly. But whether that leads to less leaks in the s

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  136. Redundant Software, Languages, OSes by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Having programmed for about 30 years, including with Smalltalk, I'm fairly convinced that 99%+ of software (including most computer languages and libraries) is redundant clutter and that most programmers (usually unintentionally) are just making life harder for all the other programmers (with adhoc code, generally which is not very good). By extension, 99%+ of programmers are redundant, too. :-) This great waste is also driven in part by issues about secrecy and copyrights and going up learning curves -- plus a lot of programmers enjoy reinventing the wheel. For example, why did we need Open Office Writer and Microsoft Word and AbiWord and WordPerfect and WriteNow and MacWrite and TeXShop and Emacs and vi and so on for who knows how many word processors and editors when they all so almost exactly the same thing? Why do we even need so many CPU instruction sets? Wasn't the orthogonal 6809 set a great one that could have been scaled up instead of x86? Why did we need DOS and BIOS when we had Forth? Why did we need Windows NT or even Linux when we had the far superior QNX way before either of them? Does C++ really need so many incompatible string libraries? Does JavaScript need so many different module libraries each with different ways of loading modules or looking up a DOM node? And in many ways, the IBM System 370 with VM and related portable-in-a-virtual-hardware-sense languages had all of these beat. Why do we need so many web browsers all slightly incompatible and extended in different ways? Why do we need a relational database engine other than PostgreSQL and maybe SQLite?

    The problem is getting everyone to agree on what 1% (or less) of software to keep and standardize on, since everyone is going to defend their version of some application or language, or not want to slightly adjust their business processes to use a standard (but extensible) accounting package and so on. So, in practice, like with life on Earth, we get a huge diversity of options. There may be security benefits to avoiding a software monoculture of course, but that is not really why we have so much redundancy.

    Java is a prime example of a completely unneeded language given VisualWorks Smalltalk -- unfortunately ParcPlace refused to give Sun reasonable licensing terms when Sun wanted to use it for set top boxes, and so Oak/Green got the go ahead that became Java. Over the years, Java basically got more and more of Smalltalk's features (including Just In Time compiling and generational garbage collection) until it is not half-bad. But Java was still a huge waste and a cause of great amounts of needless suffering compared to everyone just switching to Smalltalk, even with its flaws:
    http://ask.slashdot.org/story/...

    PHP, Ruby, Perl, Python, Java, JavaScript, and so on -- all pointless, really. The previosuly existing C, Smalltalk, and Scheme languages would have been good enough for everything they all do -- at least, that which, say, Erlang could not handle. But instead I had to learn most of those languages and related libraries to keep up -- which was often fun, but still a waste of time for the most part compared to just using better existing tools like C, Smalltalk, and Scheme and a few good libraries. Yes each of those could have been improved (C with fixed size types and better strings, Smalltalk with optional typing and better modules, Scheme with better libraries) -- but that would have been far easier than creating new language ecosystems. PHP obviously is by far the worst of the bunch -- yet it now runs so much of the web (often badly, being such an inconsistent mish-mosh of a language).

    All that said, programming can be fun. I don't begrudge people making new languages and libraries as experiments or for the inherent joy of it. A lot of good ideas may come out of it, so there is R&D value in the diversity of experiments. Also, it is good in a democracy dependent on technology if more people know

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  137. Makework vs. essential work; alternatives by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    "I hope someone else remembers this article and still has the link?"

    Related, By Bob Black from 1985: http://www.whywork.org/rethink...
    "I don't suggest that most work is salvageable in this way. But then most work isn't worth trying to save. Only a small and diminishing fraction of work serves any useful purpose independent of the defense and reproduction of the work-system and its political and legal appendages. Twenty years ago, Paul and Percival Goodman estimated that just five percent of the work then being done -- presumably the figure, if accurate, is lower now -- would satisfy our minimal needs for food, clothing and shelter. Theirs was only an educated guess but the main point is quite clear: directly or indirectly, most work serves the unproductive purposes of commerce or social control. Right off the bat we can liberate tens of millions of salesmen, soldiers, managers, cops, stockbrokers, clergymen, bankers, lawyers, teachers, landlords, security guards, ad-men and everyone who works for them. There is a snowball effect since every time you idle some bigshot you liberate his flunkies and underlings also. Thus the economy implodes."

    I have a list of alternatives collected here, some positive like a basic income or a gift economy, some negative like more prisons, more schooling, and more war: http://pdfernhout.net/beyond-a...
    "This article explores the issue of a "Jobless Recovery" mainly from a heterodox economic perspective. It emphasizes the implications of ideas by Marshall Brain and others that improvements in robotics, automation, design, and voluntary social networks are fundamentally changing the structure of the economic landscape. It outlines towards the end four major alternatives to mainstream economic practice (a basic income, a gift economy, stronger local subsistence economies, and resource-based planning). These alternatives could be used in combination to address what, even as far back as 1964, has been described as a breaking "income-through-jobs link". This link between jobs and income is breaking because of the declining value of most paid human labor relative to capital investments in automation and better design. Or, as is now the case, the value of paid human labor like at some newspapers or universities is also declining relative to the output of voluntary social networks such as for digital content production (like represented by this document). It is suggested that we will need to fundamentally reevaluate our economic theories and practices to adjust to these new realities emerging from exponential trends in technology and society."

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  138. Jobs by locke.th · · Score: 1

    The unfortunate fact is that if you were to cut a lot of these 'meaningless' jobs, you would have a much larger segment of the population dependent on government handouts, or on the street. Until you can come up with an economy where everyone can live comfortably and not have to work, those jobs are needed.

  139. Social unrest by NewYork · · Score: 1

    I believe generous https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik... is the solution to prevent social unrest

  140. And by NewYork · · Score: 1

    In Globalization, MNC = Pyramid Scandal

  141. Let me tell you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you have hired a bunch of morons they will quickly figure out they need to somehow replace the functions that you brought to the table. If we assume there isn't a single invidual there to step up to the role of combined sales/management/architect, they will somehow share the workload. In a week I'd wager nothing has happened. Clients would not have noticed you are gone. In a year some clients might have been lost, some gained, and the company might be in a pretty decent shape again. Nobody is irreplaceable. Not even the CEOs of small companies. Let alone large ones. A huge company might happily continue doing what it's doing without a CEO for a year or more, assuming the next level just kept doing their thing.

  142. Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming you both started you working career at 20 years old, and retire at 65, that lazy french bastard has had over 20000 hours more than you to enjoy life rather than work. Winner: the lazy french bastard.

  143. This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Work less, not more. That means more people are needed to do the same amount of work, and collectively you get paid more. That means collectively you have to share less to the ones without work, because more people have work. Economy likes this too, because collectively there is more money in circulation rather than piled up in the form of mansions.

  144. Not exactly the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets assume we have 100 persons that are a bit slow, stupid, or otherwise not very well employable. Basically you have to clothe and feed them anyways (unless you just leave them to die. Not many developed countries do this). For the sake of easy maths lets assume those people need $1000 money per month. You can either pay them directly, or make them do the work 10 persons and some expensive machinery could do. Those ten persons would require more pay, because they could get better pay from elsewhere. The machinery would also cost extra. Even if when the combined cost of 10 smart persons and machinery is less than those 100 would cost, you'd still have to take care of the 100. So the final total would be more. Also, if you don't employ those 100 people you have an idle hands problem.

    It seems the USA has decided to fix this problem by locking those 100 persons in prison and make them work there. This is bad for several reasons. Their upkeep and work actually costs more when inside of a prison. Only the money goes directly to private owners. You create outcasts, a slave class that realizes they are not part of your society. If instead of working in prison they were employed in a phone company they woudn't realize their state. They would belong.

  145. Read the original post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems 9 out of 10 comments to this story are about 'this article is dumb, you need to have slack so you can deal with unexpected emergencies'. This is true. It also is only very slightly related to the original article that this so called story is based on - linked as BS Jobs in the summary. I urge you to read it. Maybe this will help: it uses corporate lawyers as the example job that produces nothing of value and should not exist and apparently even corporate lawyers believe this.

  146. The problem with this bullshit statistic is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's partyly true but therein lies the problem.

    In 1980 for example, if you were to try to "design" something, you'd most likely have a single meeting of an hour or maybe two hours or hell maybe even a day, then you'd work the rest of the 40 hour workweek designing a *single* drawing on a draftboard. If it needed significant revisions it'd take weeks. And then you'd get it to *if you're lucky* 50%-80% of what the customer really wanted.

    So fast forward to today: We can do the drawing *in the meeting* LIVE and have a gazillion meetings to discuss and iterate to perfection. Sure we have 10 people doing the job but the end product gets to 98%.

    Quality my friends. That's what the modern world is all about.

  147. In IT at least, they are missing a large point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that point is this: You have 12 people for a 10 man job because you aren't working a 40 hour week anymore. You are now called most nights and weekends, so in order to have a fresh, bright eyed team of 10 available to work, you need the additional 12. At any point, you can expect someone unavailable due to PTO and comp time, or just out from working all night because some arse deleted those useless exe files (I'm not an executive, so I don;t need those anyway sort of thing).

  148. Re:college has lot's of BS classes that not really by nmr_andrew · · Score: 1

    But, there, is, no, shortage, of, redundant, commas.

    William Shatner, is that you?

  149. Excess unskilled labor by tepples · · Score: 1

    idle hands problem

    Or let me put it in words that a geek might understand: Inefficient employment by the state soaks up excess unskilled labor to keep it from causing an analogous problem to excess mana in the card game Magic: The Gathering prior to 2010.

  150. Do robots care for children and annoy professors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not yet. Well, not children yet.