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Is an Octopus Too Smart For Us To Eat?

An anonymous reader writes: The New Yorker is running a piece on the ethical dilemma we face when considering octopus intelligence alongside our willingness to eat them. "Octopus intelligence is well documented: they have been known to open jars, guard their unhatched eggs for months or even years, and demonstrate personalities. Most famously, they can blast a cloud of ink to throw off predators, but even more impressive is the masterfully complex camouflage employed by several members of Cephalopoda (a class that also includes squid and cuttlefish)." While humans eat animals ranging widely in mental faculties, the octopus remains one of the smartest ones we do consume. And unlike pigs, for example, their population is not dependent on humanity to survive. As our scientific understanding of intelligence grows, these ethical debates will only come into sharper focus. Where do we draw the line?

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  1. People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is where I draw the line..

    1. Re:People by Dorianny · · Score: 1

      What if it merely tastes like human flesh? British chef creates burgers that taste like human flesh

    2. Re:People by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Meh... It's merely some guy's idea what human flesh tastes like based on stuff he read from questionable sources.

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    3. Re:People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't be so quick dismissing tasty humans!
      They breed like rabbits and many are about as intelligent as an octopus.

    4. Re:People by khallow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What makes "people" (by which I gather you mean humans) special so that you won't eat them? I see two possibilities. One, that you don't want to pick up the various parasites and diseases that a human can have. Second, that you might think that for whatever reasons it is better on principle to have a living human than a few tens of kilograms of protein.

      The latter is what provides the ethical argument for treating anything that we can consider "near" human as human for various purposes such as whether to eat them. If we're so considerate of ourselves that cannibalism is usually considered a grievous crime, then maybe we should be a bit more considerate of animals that approach us in intellect.

    5. Re:People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Would you eat a dog?

    6. Re:People by ugen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Self-preservation. We are people, hence by social contract we (no longer) eat each other. That way each of us can feel safe that others will not consume him. We consider people who violate that rule criminals or insane and deal with them appropriately.

      There is no such social contract with animals. We can eat them and they, occasionally, eat humans too.

    7. Re:People by asdfj · · Score: 1

      Want to come over for dinner at my place tonight? We can discuss these thought-provoking ideas about tens of kilograms of succulent human flesh over some fava beans and a nice chianti...

    8. Re:People by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      At least, that's what he wants you to think...

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    9. Re:People by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2

      I have. It was yummy, if a bit stringy. But that's a common problem with free range animals. Now the retriever next door that's kept on a chain in the back yard and over fed shamelessly... I bet he'd be good eating.

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    10. Re:People by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      Cannibals obviously don't draw the line there. Of course from a disease prevention basis, it's frowned upon. I'd eat non-toxic aliens that were smarter than humans if tasty, affordable, nutritious and convenient to prepare. Other beings on this planet happily eat humans regardless of whether we're more intelligent or not. What does intelligence of food have to do with sustenance? I've never heard of such a debate.

    11. Re:People by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      We're also so considerate of ourselves as to intercede if other humans are in jeopardy. Even if it's an overpopulated area, we confer humans with individual importance, unlike with, e.g., endangered species where we only seem to care if they are fulfilling their ecological niche. If the ethical dilemma includes whether or not to eat octopi but not whether or not to intercede when octopi are, e.g., about to be eaten by a shark, then at the very least I see that as a philosophical inconsistency.

      Perhaps that should be the qualifier for the species itself--does it express a love for its own identity as a species, one in which it abstractly reasons that there is a better world in which octopii are free from predation and other concerns? Embracing that image ourselves then becomes a direct application of empathy. Does the species simply instinctually react to avoid danger? Even if it can bring complex algorithms to bear on resolving the problem, that doesn't mean it has a philosophical desire for a world in which it would be free from harm. So, other than our interests, why would we feel compelled to create such a world for it?

    12. Re:People by RJFerret · · Score: 5, Funny

      Although some aren't capable of opening jars.

    13. Re:People by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Meh... It's merely some guy's idea what human flesh tastes like based on stuff he read from questionable sources.

      My brother-in-law told me it tastes like pork. He calls it "long pig".

    14. Re:People by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Informative

      we are not carrion eaters

      Yes we are. There is a lot of evidence that ancient humans ate carrion. Even today, most meat is aged before it is sold, because humans prefer to taste a bit of a carrion tang. Fresh meat doesn't taste as good to us.

      Disclaimer: I am a vegetarian.

    15. Re:People by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Absent a belief in a God who has designated humans as a special creation, there are really only two arguments for not eating other humans. Neither of those arguments apply to any other creature that we have so far encountered. The first, which others have alluded to, is social contract, "I agree not to kill and eat other humans so that other humans will agree to not kill and eat me." The second you refer to in a manner, but seem to overlook its significance. There are proven health problems from eating other humans. As a matter of fact there are several diseases which seem to enter a society as a result of cannibalism, but which do not seem to be limited to the cannibals (there has not been a whole lot of in depth research on the health impact of cannibalism, largely because there are so few cannibals).

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    16. Re:People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you're OK with eating retarded people, babies, and old people with dementia?

    17. Re:People by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      so just another chicken burger then?

      with extra fatty sauce, of course.

    18. Re:People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Social contract? What a load of crap. Most animals do not eat member of their own species. Do you you think it's because they also have a "social contract"?

      We do not eat our own species for exactly the same reason other animals do not eat member of their own species : animal instincts which are the result of evolution. Of course, we like to believe we're "intelligent" and our behavior and moral values are the result of our reasoning, but that's just our usual delusion. We're just animals. Nothing more.

    19. Re:People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Kant's imperative fails the moment you realize you like fucking your wife in the ass, she enjoys it too, yet you wouldn't want her to fuck you in the ass.

    20. Re:People by whoever57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Face it: humans really are different from the other animals.

      Oh, really?

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    21. Re:People by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Social contract is a load of crap - but so is "animal" instinct in humans. There is plenty of murder in the world, which pretty much rules out social contract or evolutionary instinct, at least in terms of preservation of the species.

      If anything the real answer is cultural aversion. Some cultures were cannibalistic with no (moral) issue (though definite increased spread of disease issues). Some cultures won't eat pigs, while other cultures think insects are a delicacy.

    22. Re:People by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sue: "That croc was going to eat me alive."

      Crocodile Dundee: "Well, I wouldn't hold that against him. Same thought crossed my mind once or twice."

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    23. Re: People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ugh. Not only not aged properly, but overcooked. Gross.

      The proper way to order a steak is "scare it with a flashlight", but only after it's been properly dry aged.

    24. Re:People by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Dogs used for food in Asia, etc are bred and raised just like other food livestock (unless you kidnapped someone's pet for dinner). Duh.

    25. Re:People by markass530 · · Score: 1

      near only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, only thing near human would be Neanderthals and they're no longer around

    26. Re:People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The main reason why the thought of eating human flesh is disgusting is due to evolution making us that way. It's a protective measure against disease and that's all there is to it. The same reason why feces is "yucky", it very often contains pathogens.

    27. Re:People by jythie · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but who counts as a person?

    28. Re:People by afgam28 · · Score: 1

      So do dogs, cats and chimpanzees end up on the "OK to eat" side of that line?

    29. Re:People by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      And Soylent Green has been trade marked.

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    30. Re:People by arth1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally, if I saw human meat at the butchers, and it was properly inspected to be free of diseases and medication, I would not have any problem with it.

      i really don't understand taboos. I understand morality, and the need for us not to harm members of our herd, but if a healthy person dies in an accident, that's logically no different than a deer that's been shot.

      But taboos are hard to break. You won't even find horse meat in the US because it's taboo. The reasoning usually boils down to "it's a horse!", and it surely would be "It's a human!" too.

    31. Re:People by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      No, it just bit her.

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    32. Re:People by lorinc · · Score: 2

      Self-preservation. We are people, hence by social contract we (no longer) eat each other. That way each of us can feel safe that others will not consume him. We consider people who violate that rule criminals or insane and deal with them appropriately.

      There is no such social contract with animals. We can eat them and they, occasionally, eat humans too.

      This.

      You can even extend this to why we don't eat cats and dogs. Dog owners don't want their neighbors to eat their precious family pet, and nobody want such a mess in society. These are self preserving rules of our society, and not things based on some fancy individual reasoning. Note that in not so ancient time, people did eat dogs in most Europe, but that was before dogs were common pet.

    33. Re:People by khallow · · Score: 1

      And the reason is?

    34. Re:People by Livius · · Score: 1

      Yes, really.

      I'm pretty sure humans have octopodes beat when it comes to music, technology, literature, philosophy, mathematics, etc.

      There's more to human civilization than just the absence/presence of cannibalism.

    35. Re:People by fonske · · Score: 1

      Wild meat chased in the plains and the woods had to be mortified in order to make it less tough. Taste is acquired.

    36. Re:People by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      A/C or not, that's fuckin' funny.

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    37. Re:People by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Morality social contract whatever... it's only for those who can afford it. If you need to eat you will whether you have to steal it or make like a South American soccer team. We are in the first world, so generally we can afford higher morales (not necessarily high morales).

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    38. Re: People by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Soylent Green then.

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    39. Re: People by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Because they are in the jar - pickled.

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    40. Re: People by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 2

      Slashdot... where anon coward blatant religion-baiting gets +1 Informative

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    41. Re:People by Spugglefink · · Score: 1

      Don't diss it till you try it ;) Also, isn't it a "cunt imperative"?

      Tried it. Too abrasive on the external sphincter, even with buckets of lube. I don't know how the woman's mud cutter takes such abuse, but I'm not complaining.

    42. Re: People by Spugglefink · · Score: 1

      Human breast milk, along with broccoli, is another thing that tastes remarkably like shit.

      I happen to know this one, because I went on an exploratory mission to try to figure out why our first born was starving to death. I found out soon enough. He wouldn't drink that shit either. Gross. Put him on some Similac 20 years ago, and now I no longer have to mow my lawn or take out the trash. Ha!

    43. Re:People by ultranova · · Score: 2

      We are in the first world, so generally we can afford higher morales (not necessarily high morales).

      Not stealing food when you aren't hungry doesn't mean you have higher morality than someone who does because he's starving. The circumstances aren't even remotely the same, so the choices aren't comparable.

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    44. Re:People by ultranova · · Score: 1

      we are not carrion eaters

      And that's why barbeque starts with a slaughter. Getting pre-killed pieces of meat from a supermarket just wouldn't do.

      And when it comes to it, and the choice is between eating a dead person or dying, there are plenty of examples to show people in that situation pretty gladly chow down on the longpig.

      Evidence also suggests people will cut off their hand or leg rather than die. That doesn't mean there isn't pretty strong psychological aversion to it, it just means emergencies are emergencies.

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    45. Re:People by geoskd · · Score: 1

      The latter is what provides the ethical argument for treating anything that we can consider "near" human as human for various purposes such as whether to eat them. If we're so considerate of ourselves that cannibalism is usually considered a grievous crime, then maybe we should be a bit more considerate of animals that approach us in intellect.

      We don't eat people because of the implied threat from society. Society places value on human life, and works to prevent cannibalism as such. If the animals organized such that there was a threat of meaningful consequences of eating animals, then we would stop eating animals. As long as the animals are not smart enough to organize their own defense, then I'll be damned if I'm going to stop eating them, much less defend them from others.

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    46. Re: People by wheeda · · Score: 1

      "Anonymous coward is where I draw the line."

    47. Re:People by MenThal · · Score: 2

      The ethical implications are becoming a less of an issue; let us just print human hamburgers...

      http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08...

      Makes the term "Kobe beef" a bit ambigous though...

    48. Re:People by Zeek40 · · Score: 1

      You're dead wrong about "animal" instincts in humans being "a load of crap". Whenever you're scared into a "fight or flight" response, the adrenaline released decreases the blood flow to your frontal cortex re-directs it to your motor cortex. Your brain shuts down it's long-term planning center because it knows that if you don't survive the next few minutes, long term planning is pointless.

    49. Re:People by Zeek40 · · Score: 1

      When I served in the King's African Rifles, the local Zambezi tribesman called it "long pig." Never much cared for it myself.

    50. Re:People by stabiesoft · · Score: 2

      You are restricting your viewpoint to limited countries. Certain asian countries still eat dogs and even transport it like we would livestock. If I remember right Thailand exports live dogs to Vietnam for consumption. In the US, most smart animal shelters carefully review who is adopting to make sure the adopter is not using the shelter as a meat supplier. I happen to be a dog lover and find it offensive, but I understand it is cultural. Much like I find Japan's slaughtering of dolphin to be cruel, but I don't care if people kill sharks. What we eat is based on local cultural norms. Think about how India feels about us eating cows for example.

    51. Re:People by tsa · · Score: 1

      Me too. I don't really understand why your comment is marked Funny. People eat chimpanzees too, and I've never read about the ethical problems with that except for the fact that eating endangered species is not such a good idea.

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    52. Re: People by JakeBurn · · Score: 1

      too bad we can't mod actions themselves- get into the meta group think

    53. Re:People by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure which humans you are referring to, but none of the one's I've met breed anywhere close to as much of rabbits. Rabbits can produce 1000 offspring in their lifetime. Even the most prolific humans only produce 20 or so offspring in their lifetime. Funny though, if you compare mass of the full grown humans to that of the rabbits, you might get close to the same amount. 20, 200 pound humans would weigh 4000 pounds, which would equal 1000 rabbits at 4 pounds. Which seems about the right weight for a rabbit.

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    54. Re:People by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      For me, it's living people. (In a pinch, living people that I like. I hope I'm never that hungry.)

      And I don't even play rugby.

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    55. Re:People by JakeBurn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While carrion technically is any decaying meat that is no longer inside of a living animal, its definition is certainly restricted when talking about carrion eaters,(scavengers). Decay is retarded in aged meats by not allowing natural agents in that would start the normal decay process. Otherwise all meat eaters would be classified as carrion eaters as the instant the chemical signals for life stop, the meat becomes carrion. And they don't age most beef to give it any sort of 'carrion tang' they do it to break down the callogenic fibers that hold the meat together and give it a less tough texture. Any noticeable flavor only comes long after the time limits they put on most meats you can buy in the USA. I used to hunt deer and spent extra money to have some of it aged, and unless you dry age for a long time the taste is pretty much the same as straight out of the animal. Only its lack of toughness is noticeable. That's also why you only find high end places, (that charge considerable amounts of money), selling anything with any sort of aged flavor.

    56. Re:People by Immerman · · Score: 2

      What makes you think murder is evidence against animal instinct? Lots of animals kill members of their own species - it's an extremely effective way to eliminate both personal threats and those genetic undesirables who might otherwise contaminate your downstream gene line. Also a pretty natural outcome of a fight serious enough that neither side is willing to back down.

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    57. Re:People by Immerman · · Score: 1

      And yet I bet if you were served a delicious rack of ribs mis-labeled as pork you'd enjoy them immensely and only feel ill if you were informed about the mistake later - it's psychological conditioning instilled by society, not an innate reaction. Similarly your ridiculous claim about vegetables - I imagine you were raised on a meat-heavy diet and/or had some traumatic experiences involving unwashed vegetables that have caused your perceptions to be filtered through a lens of preconceived expectations.

      It's hardly unusual - in fact it was probably the primary means by which we adapted to our environment before we became human: Mmmm, these spotted mushrooms smell delicious -> Ugh, I don't feel so good -> Yuck, these spotted mushrooms are disgusting. Learned information distorts perception in order to counteract the immediacy of the animal experience.

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    58. Re:People by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Prolific female; 20.

      Prolific male; maybe 10 * # of females in his harem. 3/4 of which will actually be his.

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    59. Re:People by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I believe you'll find that most /.ers are armed. There is a vocal minority that are 'cattle'.

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    60. Re: People by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      At least you understand dry aged. But you realize that even there some want way too much.

      Wet aged beef tastes like liver. I'll take fresh over wet aged, and a week or so cold dry aging. No three months, cut away the rotten stuff for me.

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    61. Re:People by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Just wondering: is it OK with you if we have a culture? And we have some taboos? Because I get the idea that it's wrong that we ever do anything.

      Would you serve pork to Muslims? Why not? It's taboo. Beef to Hindus? It's taboo. These silly sorts of things need to be broken down whenever possible! Right?

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    62. Re:People by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Rule 34!

      That's one friendly moose.

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    63. Re:People by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Burn the AC!

      Smoke the pig whole (obviously gut and clean it).

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    64. Re: People by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You needed to get your wife eating more clover. That always makes milk taste extra good.

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    65. Re:People by Paul+server+guy · · Score: 2

      Um, you might want to take a look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L... .
      Mrs. Vassilyev is said to have given birth to 69 whelps, and of course, there is Ismail Ibn Sharif who sired 860!

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    66. Re:People by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Salacious reports of the day state that at least one person (the rich family mother, whatever the name was) in the Donner party gained weight.

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    67. Re: People by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      Catholics believe in transubstantiation, the literal transformation of bread and wine into the actual flesh and blood of christ, and other christians view it as the symbolic consumption of the body and blood of christ. Cannibalism is a major tenet of christianity, it is the culmination if their ritual, they just don't like to talk about it a lot. Ask a catholic about it, or even ask a non-catholic christian why they symbolically eat the flesh and blood of their savior. I guarantee you'll have an interesting conversation.

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    68. Re: People by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Slashdot... where anon coward blatant religion-baiting gets +1 Informative

      Damn right, that should have been modded insightful.

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    69. Re:People by khallow · · Score: 1

      And I bet you eat bugs, carrion, tree bark, feces, and all the other weird junk that omnivores eat. Call back after you eat your words.

    70. Re: People by Spugglefink · · Score: 1

      You needed to get your wife eating more clover. That always makes milk taste extra good.

      Considering my wife just made it official, and she is now all the way to morbidly obese, the image of that cow munching on clover makes me giggle.

    71. Re:People by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Look dude, the concept isn't that hard but I'll explain it. To a person with no money, stealing food may not be immoral. To the person with money, someone stealing their food is immoral. Morality is often defined by the perspective of the person. Get it? It's all relative, and defined by exigencies (in small words, that is 'defined by needs).

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    72. Re:People by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Just wondering: is it OK with you if we have a culture? And we have some taboos? Because I get the idea that it's wrong that we ever do anything.

      Would you serve pork to Muslims? Why not? It's taboo. Beef to Hindus? It's taboo. These silly sorts of things need to be broken down whenever possible! Right?

      I think it's quite alright that people have taboos. As long as they don't impose their taboos on anyone else. If people have a strong aversion to something, I am not going to force them to partake in it, whether it's eating taboo animals, homosexuality, nudity, working on particular days, or anything else that might be taboo. But I expect them to not try to limit others because of their own taboos.

      I have a couple of taboos myself. One is food contamination taboo. I will politely refrain from accepting more food if someone at a table double-dips, helps himself to food from a common plate with his fork or chopsticks, or touches his plate with a serving spoon and then puts it back. But I will not yell "everybody stop eating" or chastise those that do. I also have a taboo against anal sex, so I won't participate in that. But others can do what they like.
      I don't care what people do as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

      Likewise, if someone cannot eat pork or horse or drink coffee because of a taboo, I have no problems with them turning it down. But I won't change what I serve because of them. It's their taboo, not mine.

    73. Re:People by mjwx · · Score: 1

      What makes "people" (by which I gather you mean humans) special so that you won't eat them? I see two possibilities. One, that you don't want to pick up the various parasites and diseases that a human can have. Second, that you might think that for whatever reasons it is better on principle to have a living human than a few tens of kilograms of protein.

      The third and arguably bigger issue is the cost and time frames involved in farming humans for meat. Most cows go from birth to plate in 15-36 months (depending on the cow). Breeding starts to occur as early as 13 months. For a human to be at the same maturity it would be 13-15 years. A human is not fully grown for 20-25 years and in this time the human stock will need to be fed, sheltered and cared for. If you think it's expensive to take your dog to the vet, wait until you've got to take a human there.

      Human livestock does not have many other uses beyond meat. They complain too much and are far too lazy to be pack animals, they do not lay eggs, nor give milk. You will essentially be supporting a farm animal into adulthood and receive nothing in return except 50 or so KG of protein.

      Beyond this, because they are much smaller and nimble animals than cattle they will need to be kept in more secure facilities. Now there are some eco-mentalists amongst us that would call this a "prison camp" and "inhuman" but I call it "expensive". You might argue that there are enough free-range humans out there but the problem with this is three fold. 1. Catching the free-range humans without harming the precious cuts of meat is difficult; 2. Eventually someone will complain that you're eating their sister with a red wine jus and fine Chianti; and finally 3. We will eventually run out of free range humans. The last point is of some concern to me, being a patron and protector of this fine Earth.

      As much as I enjoyed reading your modest proposal, I must decline as the economics of it do not make sense.

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    74. Re:People by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Moral - Just behavior
      Morals - Code of conduct
      Morale - Confidence
      Morales - A last name

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    75. Re:People by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Look dude, the concept isn't that hard but I'll explain it. To a person with no money, stealing food may not be immoral. To the person with money, someone stealing their food is immoral.

      Morality is about what choices you should make. Being a victim of a crime is not "immoral" since it wasn't your choice. Your response, however, might be moral or immoral. So apparently the concept is indeed too hard for you to grasp.

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    76. Re: People by almitydave · · Score: 1
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    77. Re:People by almitydave · · Score: 1

      To a person with no money, stealing food may not be immoral. To the person with money, someone stealing their food is immoral.

      Morality is about what choices you should make. Being a victim of a crime is not "immoral" since it wasn't your choice.

      I think the GP was stating that the victim of the theft would consider the theft of his property to be an immoral act on the part of the thief, while in the thief would not consider the same act to be immoral if his survival depended on it. In traditional Christian ethics, such an action is not immoral as long as the thief has the intent to repay. In practice, you don't expect people acting out of desperation to keep a register of such debts.

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    78. Re:People by mlkj · · Score: 1

      And then human meat becomes a legit industry outsourcing to ISIS !

    79. Re:People by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I believe you'll find that most /.ers are armed.

      Now there's a subject for a poll.

      It would be important (if the editors are actually reading, which is unlikely) to note whether someone participating in the poll comes from a country that has easy, legal access to guns. (Outside specialist shooting clubs, for example, or with a special license for vermin control. In Britain, I'd be able to get a gun, but only after several months of paperwork and interviews with the police, and I'd be strongly encouraged to keep it under lock and key inside a gun club rather than locked into a gun safe bolted through a structural wall inside my house. and subject to random inspection by the police.)

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  2. They are tasty. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's all that matters.

    1. Re:They are tasty. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Well , they tried posting an article in slashdot, but the audience was kind of small and it is a tossup whether the article promoted their cause or drew more attention to them as a food source.

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    2. Re:They are tasty. by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      I only eat the ones who lose all their money on instant lottery tickets.

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  3. Clearly not... by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny

    We eat them, and if they're so smart why don't they defend themselves?!

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    1. Re:Clearly not... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      We eat them, and if they're so smart why don't they defend themselves?!

      Considering the stupid and corrupt dirtbags that we elect to rules over us, who are we to question the intelligence of cephalopods?

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    2. Re:Clearly not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should try electing an octopus in that case?

    3. Re:Clearly not... by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would you initaite interspecies contact with a species that wonders whether you go with white wine or red? Would you invade a world where the inhabitants are as likely to reach for a jar of brown sauce as a weapon? Omnivorism - keeping Earth first contact free for over 500,000 years.

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    4. Re:Clearly not... by geoskd · · Score: 2

      Would you initaite interspecies contact with a species that wonders whether you go with white wine or red? Would you invade a world where the inhabitants are as likely to reach for a jar of brown sauce as a weapon?

      It'll be pretty obvious when any other species on this planet becomes advanced enough to be accepted as intelligent enough to warrant the same protections as society affords to humans. That species will be making their own tools. I can teach a cat to open a door. Beyond it being cute, it really doesn't require that much intelligence...

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    5. Re:Clearly not... by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      Is your real name Jeffrey Dahmer?

      Because I heard he was dead. (But not eaten.)

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  4. The rest of the conversation ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... what about bush meat?

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    1. Re:The rest of the conversation ... by m2shariy · · Score: 1

      Humans eat everything. Bush meat, dolphins, dogs, other humans. Ok, maybe stopped eating other humans just recently.

    2. Re:The rest of the conversation ... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Eating bush meat is not advised.

      Or fucking it.

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    3. Re:The rest of the conversation ... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... what about bush meat?

      If it's trimmed nicely, I don't mind.

      Wait, are we talking about the same thing?

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    4. Re:The rest of the conversation ... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Prions, how do they work?

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  5. How about clones? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Captain America says that babies test best.

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  6. I don't know... by pesho · · Score: 2

    ... how does smart taste?

    1. Re:I don't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It tastes like chicken.

    2. Re:I don't know... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      ... how does smart taste?

      You can be sure that if aliens who taste like chicken or lasagna attack us and are bent on wiping us out, we'll be lining up to find out, intelligence be damned.

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    3. Re:I don't know... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Kind of like fish flavored bubblegum.

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  7. Cloud of in ink == advanced intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is that different from a skunk spraying? Or millipedes, or the bombardier beetle?

  8. Its not about intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    its about cuteness.

    Dog & cats = too cute to eat

    cows & chickens = not so much

    rabbits & horses = somewhere in between

    Octopuses arent cute... so its okay to eat them.

    1. Re:Its not about intelligence by aevan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They all get eaten when you're hungry. Necessity is a damned fine seasoning. Would that it were capable to experiment with a thousand PETA supporters, starve them and their families, their children... but offer them roasted dog meat for their hunger. Pretty sure convictions would be put aside for a majority. Cuteness, intelligence, whatever...they are still the 'them' to our 'us' in the end.

    2. Re: Its not about intelligence by Oonushi · · Score: 2

      Octopuses arent cute...

      Says you

    3. Re:Its not about intelligence by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually octopuses are cute, squids not so much, but still.
      You can play with them like with a young cat. And yes, they are smart enough to leave an aquarium, cause random trouble and climb back in.

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    4. Re:Its not about intelligence by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Generally speaking, us in the west eat herbivores only. We don't tend to eat horses (knowingly, you never know what is in that cheap burger you bought) simply because they were more important as assets than food, and we seem to still have that cultural aversion to them.

      rabbits are cute as anything, and yet they are a very popular source of meat for many rural peoples (urban ones, tend to eat those cheap burgers already mentioned). Cuteness doesn't factor into it, mainly because the meat in your supermarket is as divorced from the source as the marketing people can make it.

      If you think eating thing that aren't cute, then I have some blobfish that you'll tuck into without problem.

    5. Re:Its not about intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Necessity is a damned fine seasoning.

      So are you arguing that eating animal-based food is a necessity? Is someone who restricts themselves to a plant-based diet likely to end up deficient for certain essential nutrients? Or are you simply arguing that if some action would be necessary in some extreme hypothetical situation then it's OK in all situations? If it's OK to bomb a village and kill innocent people in a time of war then it's always OK to bomb a village and kill innocent people?

    6. Re:Its not about intelligence by aevan · · Score: 2

      I'm saying that in some cultures that had food issues, and may still have food issues, that which can be used and consumed will be used and consumed. Wasn't that how why got dogs in the first place? Protection, hunting, work, and in a pinch, rations. It's only when you suddenly have abundance that you can start being subjectively selective. When you then start trumping up artificial boundary conditions on what is acceptable and not, you have absolutely no place to admonish those whose culture didn't suddenly decide that it's not ethically edible but instead selected other things as their 'sacred cow'. Especially when those convictions are ONLY because you can afford not to, and will be sacrificed the moment it's not convenient.

      Don't often hear about sea kittens at a coastal city, or farming vegans...it's more young urbanites for whom the only exposure to an animal is the family pet, and their 'hunting gathering' is limited to supermarket sales.

      Buuut if you want to believe we can turn all of the poorer parts of asian, south american, africa, and even our own less affluent areas into pill-supplement-popping balanced vegan dieters...by all means continue to think that. Personally I see no real difference in eating horse, cow, pig, whale, dog or rabbit (that said, I don't eat any of the previous). Now if you want to argue ethics in raising said creatures, methods to kill, etc...then yes, I'll say we have room for improvement there (vastly in some cases).

      As for the biology lesson, I'd imagine we'd have evolved a different dental structure, a different digestive system (one more optimised) and wouldn't have to actually plan out our diet so exotically if we were meant to be plant-only. No other animal that I'm aware of would need a laundry list of things to stay healthy on a vegan diet. Herbivores could continually graze on local flora, carnivores opportunistically hunt local fauna. Guess that leaves omnivores for us...

    7. Re:Its not about intelligence by Rujiel · · Score: 1

      you don't see a difference between eating horse and whale? why not just add hunan to that list and go straight to the point?

    8. Re:Its not about intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      why not just add hunan to that list and go straight to the point?

      How did Chinese food get thrown in there? Was it because someone mentioned cats above?

    9. Re:Its not about intelligence by antdude · · Score: 1

      Cute dogs and cats are eaten too!

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    10. Re:Its not about intelligence by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      I can't seem to find anything that gives any definitive answer to the edibility of a blobfish. There are suggestions that it's poisonous, but none of the sites saying that have any reference to what poison it allegedly contains. Several sites suggest it's inedible because it's gelatinous, but that's clearly no reason not to eat it, we obviously eat gelatin, so that assertion is patently ridiculous.

      The best answer I've found as to why not to eat it is that we think it may be endangered.

    11. Re:Its not about intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Starvation will also drive people to steal, murder, and renege on any oath. As such, a vegetarian's willingness to eat meat when starving is just evidence that the survival instinct will override any moral sensibility, not that deep down inside all vegetarians are really hypocrites.

      So, we should not base laws on what people do when they are starving, but rather on what we think people should do when they are not starving. The fact that a starving person will eat an octopus is no argument for keeping that activity legal.

      The real test of a person's moral backbone is a test of complete freedom...when necessity does not bind one's hand, and consequences are a non-sequitur, then we see what a person is really made of.
       

    12. Re:Its not about intelligence by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Dog & cats = too cute to eat

      Dog is a pretty popular meat in some parts of the world. So are guinea pigs. Don't mistake your cultural biases for global truths.

    13. Re:Its not about intelligence by mark_reh · · Score: 1

      More specifically, we eat things that aren't main characters in Disney movies.

    14. Re:Its not about intelligence by arth1 · · Score: 1

      More specifically, we eat things that aren't main characters in Disney movies.

      Like Ferdinand the bull?

      I eat Bambi and Thumper too. Not to mention Donald.
      (And Wilbur, but that was Hanna-Barbera, not Disney.)

      And I'd sure as hell eat Snow White too, if she asked me.

    15. Re:Its not about intelligence by Lesrahpem · · Score: 1

      For me it's more about "am I hungry?" and "is it tasty"? I don't consider much else. If an octopus has a problem with me eating it then it's welcome to try to stop me.

    16. Re:Its not about intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Same can be said for humans. You'll eat one when you're hungry enough, or not...

    17. Re:Its not about intelligence by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Cuteness and familiarity. Most people rarely come into contact with lambs. I grew up in a village surrounded by farms and I remember that a number of children wouldn't eat lambs because they were cute (although the ones that grew up on the farms mostly didn't have this objection). Most people in the west either have owned a dog or have a friend who owns one though and so it's much harder to regard a dog as food. If you come from somewhere where dogs are not kept as pets and the wild ones are just disease-carrying creatures that prey on your livestock, then it's much easier to eat them.

      Cuteness in the abstract, without direct contact, isn't enough.

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    18. Re:Its not about intelligence by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Pertinent to the PETA are crazy loons discussion.

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    19. Re:Its not about intelligence by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      If you're growing what you need to survive, rabbits are nasty pests and threaten your livelihood. So, you trap/kill them - and why not use what you can?

      For larger "farm" animals, consider their use as a beast of burden. Horses, mules, oxen, and such are all extraordinarily useful - so they tend not to be eaten. Cows, pigs, chickens, goats, and so on have their uses, but they cannot be directed like beast of burden - hence their raising almost exclusively for foodstuff.

      It all comes down to utility - nothing to do with appearances or intelligence.

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    20. Re:Its not about intelligence by gohmifune · · Score: 1

      Animals don't eat other animals if they don't have to. When we have viable alternatives, we'll start using those.

    21. Re:Its not about intelligence by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

      The real test of a person's moral backbone is a test of complete freedom...when necessity does not bind one's hand, and consequences are a non-sequitur, then we see what a person is really made of.

      Sadly Niccolò Machiavelli had a good, and probably correct, answer to that proposition.

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  9. Should lions stop eating us by future+assassin · · Score: 2, Funny

    After all were smart, were hot and where the party of the planet.

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    1. Re:Should lions stop eating us by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Funny

      After all were smart, were hot and where the party of the planet.

      Oh the irony

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    2. Re:Should lions stop eating us by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      I'll just leave this here

      On a side note, I have seen many supermarkets convert their signs to "___ Items Or Fewer" since the song came out. The expensive printed signs still say "Or Less", while some places with Laser Printed signs have "Or Fewer". Or maybe I just notice it more. Baader-Meinhoff perhaps?

  10. Pigs are dependent on humanity? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Maybe on Mars.

    Is there a secret New Yorker colony on Mars that I'm not aware of? I woke up late today.

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    1. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      It was written about in the last issue. The article came right after the 10,000 word piece on the virtues of tweeds, and was followed by a scathing review of a Russian theater production in Mozambique.

    2. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Maybe on Mars.

      Is there a secret New Yorker colony on Mars that I'm not aware of? I woke up late today.

      Yes, much like cows. How many pigs and cows do you think there would be if we didn't raise them?

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    3. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by denzacar · · Score: 3, Informative

      You mean like buffalo and wild boar?
      I'm guessing somewhere between plenty and a hell of a lot.

      The key word is "dependent". Panda is dependent on humans to survive. Pigs... nope.

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    4. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      How many pigs and cows do you think there would be if we didn't raise them?

      What makes you think - as, admittedly, I am quite broadly inferring from the tone of your post - that the answer would be "none"?

      I don't think we've managed to breed the urge to reproduce out of our cattle yet. They'd get by - perhaps not in as great numbers, but sheer numbers are not necessarily an indicator of future evolutionary fitness.

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    5. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Not so much 'none' as 'a whole lot less' (or maybe 'more likely to become extinct than they are now'), and much of the land they currently occupy would then be put to other uses.

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    6. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Is that the one with the piece on the navel gazing back at you?

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    7. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Let's accept, for the moment, the claim that pigs are dependent on humanity. I think that this is an oblique nod to the intelligence of pigs, which (accoring to a friend of mine who grew up with pigs) is similar to that of cats. The claim here is that "since this life form is dependent upon us, we can eat it despite being as smart as a cat". Pretty sure that the same argument can be applied to justify eating human babies.

    8. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure that the same argument can be applied to justify eating human babies.

      ...And that would prevent them from becoming a burden to their parents or country while making them beneficial to the publick.

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    9. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      I've stood in the middle of a long unmown wheatfield as baby wild boar played all around my ankles, licked my boots, and even stretched up to sniff my kneecaps, and the whole dozen of them looked rather well fed beneath that black bristly hair they had. Mama looke pretty well fed for a wild creature too, 15 feet away, and close to 230 lbs. I had both an M-16 and a 45 at the time, and no intention what-so-ever of shooting mama unless I absolutely had to try, because I would bet it would take at least 3 rounds to stop her, but I can assure you, she was quite likely to survive in the absence of humans, and maybe even in their presence, while my own survival seemed to just possibly hinge on not stepping on junior's trotters. (Me, I wasn't there to hunt boar, rather venomous snakes, which were spreading away from a nearby dam project as the waters rose.).
                  Equally likely, every wild boar in the continental USA is descended from a domestic pig. These were brought over by Columbus, De Soto and De la Salle. The earliest escape or release of an actual European wild boar in the USA was probably not until the early 20th century, so all boar mentioned by such people as Crockett and Lewis and Clark are presumably descended from escaped domestic pigs.Turning a pig back into a boar is not a matter of generations of selective breeding, but a matter of an escaped one surviving for the first six months or so. They are currently wild in at least 36 states and the numbers are growing, with popualtion totals estimated at around 500,000, and several states that have them are considering broadening their hunting seasons or bag limits, if any. It is actually illegal to kill a boar in some jurisdictions unless you ritually chant "Oh My Ghod, it's A-Chargin!!!." first. Unlike just about every other invasive species, they do not taste like chicken. My guess is without human culling, they would level out at upwards of a million population in the US.

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    10. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Plenty. And both species are perfectly capable of killing you. Pigs with a vengeance.

    11. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It is actually illegal to kill a boar in some jurisdictions unless you ritually chant "Oh My Ghod, it's A-Chargin!!!." first.

      That is spectacularly bizarre considering it is completely legal to take as many of them as you want any time of year in California. I forget if there's a specified caliber limit (probably) but I wouldn't try to use anything dinky anyway.

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    12. Re:Pigs are dependent on humanity? by kenai_alpenglow · · Score: 1

      Not sure about cows, but pig that have escaped from custody are a very large problem and breed like crazy in the woods around here. So I'd guess pigs would do very well w/o humans..

  11. Arbitrary by oldhack · · Score: 1

    If we stop eating octopus because they are smart, should we eat dumb humans?

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  12. Not dependent on humans? by jmd · · Score: 1

    "And unlike pigs, for example, their population is not dependent on humanity to survive."

    unless humans destroy the environment an octopus survives in.

  13. Yes by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm not an expert, but assuming octopi are that intelligent based upon brain size might be a false assumption. Their brains may be large to support their chameleon skin systems. Octopi are smart, but they don't have long life spans, advanced language or tool use as far as I know.

    I do think everyone should take whales off the menu.

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    1. Re:Yes by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Their neural anatomy is also radically different from us vertebrates. That makes comparisons almost meaningless.

      Their brain is a toroid. The esophagus goes through the hole in the middle. Mollusks are weird.

    2. Re:Yes by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Actually, they have changed their breeding habits in response to human intervention in the environment. They used to just breed, then die. Now some females live long enough to shepherd their young, passing on information to the next generation. Speculation is that humans have altered their environment sufficiently that this is now an evolutionary advantage, rather than putting all their energy into breeding tons of the next generation, which was the previous optimal survival strategy.

      Lab experiments have shown that they can measure things, and that they can learn by watching another octopus do something ONCE (gee, wish we were as good).

      Does this mean that they're too intelligent to eat? Perhaps the solution is to cross them with chickens - then everyone gets a drumstick.

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    3. Re:Yes by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I recall an article about a aquarium that had a big tank of cuttlefish installed. Then every night one cuttlefish would disappear and no-one could figure out who'd come and steal cuttllefish, so they stuck some night-vision camera in and waited.

      An octopus in a tank across the walkway would pop out the top of its tank, shimmy across the floor, up the side of the cuttlefish tank, grab one, eat it and then retreat back to its tank. I figure anything that figure out that its human keepers had put a fresh source of food for it across the hall is intelligent enough to not be eaten. Incidentally octopi are intelligent enough to take the trapped crabs and lobster from traps.

      but hey, human eat fucking everything, destroying the environment it lives in as we all know nothing is more important than our bellies, and the profits made from selling it for other people's bellies.

    4. Re:Yes by brianerst · · Score: 3, Informative

      I wouldn't necessarily rank whales higher (or lower) than octopi. As we've learned from corvids (crows, jays, ravens), absolute brain size and organization isn't a particularly good indicator of intelligence. Crows (who have brains the size of a large peanut) score very similarly to great apes.

    5. Re:Yes by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I totally agree - crows blow my mind. They have complex language, tool use and family units similar to ours.

      My opinion about whales was based upon an experience I had several years ago in Maui. A baby whale and then mother slowly came out of the water 6 feet away from our boat and I looked those whales in the eye. There was obvious curiosity and intelligence there.

      Its hard to imagine eating something like that. It for me borders on cannibalism.

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    6. Re:Yes by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But seriously, don't let me catch you eating one, I'll kill you...

      I am not concerned about your soy-powered musculature. But you probably won't catch me eating one, because a sushi restaurant must be like kryptonite to you.

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    7. Re:Yes by eparmann · · Score: 1

      I do think everyone should take whales off the menu.

      Why? Is there any reason to think they are smarter than pigs or octopuses? If you eat e.g Norwegian whale you eat a whale (Mink whale) which is in no way endangered (Least Concern)[1]. 80% of the animals are killed instantaneously on impact[2], so little unnecessary suffering. The rest are pulled in and killed with a riffle. Compare this to big-game hunting where you have to run through the forest trying to kill the animal you just wounded. Or to industrial-produced meat where the animal might live their whole life in a small enclosure, possibly never having seen the sun. Personally I don't eat beef unless I have good reasons to believe that it got to, at least, walk freely outside in the summer. Similarly with pork and chicken. Visiting the US I basically practice vegetarianism. Whales on the other hand, I eat with the same good conscience that I eat (shot-in-the-wild) moose. 1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C... 2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W...

    8. Re:Yes by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 1

      For the most part, I think its a matter of personal opinion, and I'll share mine.

      Humans are social animals. For society to function we have certain rules. For example its not OK to kill and eat people. Society would break down. Hopefully everyone agrees the golden rule is a good idea.

      Humans evolved to be survivors, and in order to thrive as omnivores we couldn't be picky about what was on the menu and survive. At this point in our evolution however, we can be picky about what's on the menu and still thrive. Coincidentally we are also learning that many of our fellow creatures on this planet are a lot more like us that we could have known before. We are smarter than these animals and if lack of communication is anybody's fault fault, its ours.

      So the question is, should we increase the scope of the golden rule to apply to animals. I'm not a strict vegetarian. I eat well treated animals whose existence depended upon support of our food supply. Like you, I don't eat a lot of industrial produced proteins because I don't trust them. I do however extend the scope of my application of the golden rule to intelligent wild animals because I don't need to eat them. Most people have at least some amount of doubt about the morality of eating intelligent animals, and most uf us have the luxury of extending them the benefit of that doubt.

      They are more pleasing to me alive in their natural habitat than on my plate.

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    9. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can't find the study on it, but I swear I read an article about how octopuses don't just learn through observation, but have actually been found to teach each other things.

      Doing the classic jar opening trick, they will take two octopuses that have never seen a jar before. Out of view of each other, they'll give Octo #1 a jar and wait until he learns how to open it. Then, they'll put him in a pool with Octo #2, separated by glass, and give him a jar. Octo #2 manages to open it twice as fast. Meaning that somehow the first octopus has noticed what the second one is doing and then instructed him about what needs to be done.

    10. Re:Yes by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2
      I believe I saw that on "The Nature of Things" (Dr. David Suzuki). Aliens of the Deep Sea

      Intelligent octopus? Scientists are testing the brain-power of the mysterious and mythic octopus.

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  14. Kang and Kodos by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

    Article is up for 20 mins, and no Kang and Kodos or Kent Brockman quotes yet. Thread starter. Bump.

    1. Re:Kang and Kodos by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

      With Kodos, the whole comments section would be filled only with Simpsons quotes.

    2. Re:Kang and Kodos by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      Cmon people! Fine I'll say it: I, for one, welcome our new octopus overlords. I feel like nobody's even trying right now!

  15. Where do we put the line? by NReitzel · · Score: 5, Funny

    In front of the sushi bar, of course.

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    1. Re:Where do we put the line? by Bobtree · · Score: 2

      I am reminded of this classic New Yorker cartoon caption contest winner:
      http://personalshoplifter.com/...

  16. A fish saved my life once - i ate him by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    what a pointless comparison - eat vs no eat based on intelligence. Since canabolism exists, everything else is on the menu.

  17. I would not advise that. by denzacar · · Score: 2

    You never know where that idiot has been and what he got himself/herself into.

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  18. Vegetarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a vegetarian I find the whole debate about which animals people should eat and why both amusing and slightly disturbing.

    1. Re: Vegetarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey guys I found the vegetarian.

    2. Re:Vegetarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As a vegetarian I find the whole debate about which animals people should eat and why both amusing and slightly disturbing.

      Plants have emotions and they bleed when you kill them. Vegetarians have as much blood (green) on their hands as meat eaters. It's bad to kill and eat an animal, but good to kill and eat a plant ? Double standards I fucking hate them.

    3. Re:Vegetarian by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > It's bad to kill and eat an animal, but good to kill and eat a plant ?

      For some vegetarians the point is to do as little damage as possible.
      For others it is a spiritual decision.
      And for some vegetarians it is a health decision, since eating plants you never have to worry about mad cow disease, etc.

      It isn't a black and white issue that you assume it is.

      > Double standards I fucking hate them.

      Next less ranting, and more thinking. You might actually learn something.

    4. Re:Vegetarian by markass530 · · Score: 1

      ya don't say?

    5. Re:Vegetarian by markass530 · · Score: 1

      As a meatatarian I find it delish

    6. Re: Vegetarian by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Q:How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?
      A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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    7. Re:Vegetarian by makapuf · · Score: 1

      And for other vegetarians it's because they HATE plants.

    8. Re: Vegetarian by malkavian · · Score: 1

      My diet is vegetarian. I only eat vegetarians. Mmmm.. Steak.

  19. I don't know, but I can't eat them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think pretty much any place you draw the line of what life to eat or not eat is arbitrary, since anything past self-preservation comes down to whatever beliefs or influences or ethics you choose; and that choice is always based on some foundation that is either arguable or inscrutably whimsical.
     
    My own rule is that if I'm not comfortable at least with breaking down (aka, butchering) an animal -- or at least the idea of it, since it's not like I buy my cows whole -- then I'm not going to eat it. For whatever reason, the last time I was prepping octopus I didn't feel right about it and I realized it was the last time I was going to eat them. It was probably because I'd become more curious about them, but at the time it was much more visceral. It sucks since they're unique and delicious when done right; it wasn't long before this that I had a grilled octopus from a place on the Upper East Side (maybe 75th and Columbus) that was something of a revelation.

  20. For me? yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They're one of the few species i dont eat on purely ethical grounds. Cats and dogs I wouldn't eat on nutritional grounds, or other higher-order predators for that matter, but I guess that could be argued to be another sort of ethical reasoning.

    A few years ago I saw a YouTube clip of a scuba diver whose camera was literally stolen by the octopus he was filming, who then proceeded to taunt the diver and make him give chase to wrest it back from the cephalopod. Holy shit! I thought, that sea creature is trolling this guy! And with that i decided i would no longer eat them. "Ability to troll" may not be a very scientific (or very high for that matter) bar I guess, but it apparently is mine. YMMV. Damn shame too, as i used to love eating them.

    1. Re:For me? yes. by scotts13 · · Score: 1

      They're one of the few species i dont eat on purely ethical grounds. Cats and dogs I wouldn't eat on nutritional grounds, or other higher-order predators for that matter, but I guess that could be argued to be another sort of ethical reasoning.

      A few years ago I saw a YouTube clip of a scuba diver whose camera was literally stolen by the octopus he was filming, who then proceeded to taunt the diver and make him give chase to wrest it back from the cephalopod. Holy shit! I thought, that sea creature is trolling this guy! And with that i decided i would no longer eat them. "Ability to troll" may not be a very scientific (or very high for that matter) bar I guess, but it apparently is mine. YMMV. Damn shame too, as i used to love eating them.

      Agreed. While I've never easten octopus, I have previously enjoyed squid, something I may re-consider. Arbitrary, perhaps - but they're personal standards.

    2. Re:For me? yes. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a case of ascribing emotion or intelligence to a creature based on actions that could have been caused by any number of factors, the most obvious of which is simply, "OOH SHINY".

      Which is to say, they're still one of my favorite things to eat as sushi or sashimi.

    3. Re:For me? yes. by Chuk · · Score: 1

      I don't eat them, either (I did as a kid sometimes and enjoyed them.) They really do seem too smart.

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  21. Pigs don't really need us... by Biogoly · · Score: 3, Informative

    "And unlike pigs, for example, their population is not dependent on humanity to survive." As the epidemic of destructive feral pigs around the world demonstrates, pigs born in human captivity unfortunately have no problem surviving on their own.

    1. Re:Pigs don't really need us... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I was going to bring up the feral pig example as well.

      In fact the only domestic species I can think of that isn't capable of being really successful as a feral animal, is the wool sheep. But hair sheep are perfectly capable of going feral (as anyone with Barbados sheep should be painfully aware), and that's a difference in breed type, not a species deficiency, so I guess we can't even exclude sheep generally. (Ditto some breeds of dog, but dogs generally do quite well as feral populations.)

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    2. Re:Pigs don't really need us... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Did it lose them, or was a variety lacking in these traits what humans first discovered and used? It's been domesticated so long, we can't really know.

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  22. evens out by will_die · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just eat with a marinara sauce and the stupidity of the tomato will even it out.

  23. No eating of species capable of tool use. by He+Who+Has+No+Name · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Simple rule. Never broke it.

    ...Would have liked to put wasabi garnish on the seashells.

    1. Re:No eating of species capable of tool use. by will_die · · Score: 3, Informative
    2. Re:No eating of species capable of tool use. by He+Who+Has+No+Name · · Score: 2

      Misunderstand. Don't eat octopus. Uses tools. Also, aquatic lineage raises risk of being distant cousin. Bad for family gatherings.

    3. Re:No eating of species capable of tool use. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Misunderstand. Don't eat octopus. Uses tools. Also, aquatic lineage raises risk of being distant cousin. Bad for family gatherings.

      Zathras? Is that you?

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    4. Re:No eating of species capable of tool use. by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      Mordin? Is that you?

  24. A Smart? by denzacar · · Score: 2

    I'm guessing it tastes much like a bicycle.

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  25. We eat smarter animals all the time... by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    ... I mean... bacon? So... the calamari aren't getting off that easy.

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    1. Re:We eat smarter animals all the time... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      uh... they're both cephalopods. Major difference is squid have bones, octopi do not.

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    2. Re:We eat smarter animals all the time... by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the correction. However, my turn of phrase remains apt. My point is that we eat an animal as smart as anything you'll find in the ocean including dolphins. It is the "other white meat"... pork... bacon... ham. We eat that. Pigs are quite smart for animals.

      If I have any criticism of that situation it is that the animals tend to have pretty awful lives in many instances. I'm not sure if it is morally denfensible. But I would find it better if they had more fulfilling lives before slaughtered and gobbled by guys like me.

      Don't get me wrong. I'm not against meat or even pork. I am a big fan of hawaiian pizza and bacon is just about the best food ever. That said, I'd like the pigs to have at least some time to be pigs. I just have an image in my mind of these animals in tight horrible cages all their lives until they're finally killed by some guy with a bolt gun a la "friendo".

      And that makes my bacon more of a guilty pleasure then I'd ideally like.

      As to octopus... we don't eat that much of them at least in the United States. And even if we did, I'll point out that the patterns displayed by cuttlefish for example turned out to not be that smart.

      Yes, they can do some amazing things with their skin BUT they only have a few default patterns they can do. The claims of extreme intelligence were based on the notion that the cuttlefish were controlling millions of individual pigment cells on their skin in real time. Well they're not. They have a few patterns that the cuttlefish can choose from and they can blend one pattern with another but they can't dynamically form any pattern and their brains are not controlling that level of detail.

      So they're not quite as smart as that research previously believed. This report sounds out of date. The discovery that cuttlefish have set pigment patterns was discovered some time ago. I don't really understand what his is based upon.

      I honestly suspect we're dealing with some political activism fed by some out of date scientific speculation that turned out to be inaccurate.

      We know we get a lot of political pandering on this site these days. It is actually one of the bigger problems with slashdot at this point. And we simply need to be aware of that as a community and be prepared to deal with it in kind.

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    3. Re:We eat smarter animals all the time... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      uh... they're both cephalopods. Major difference is squid have bones, octopi do not.

      If plural of cephalopus are cephalopods, why do you think the plural of octopus should be octopi?

      Octopuses, octopods or octopodes are all acceptable. Octopi is not.

    4. Re:We eat smarter animals all the time... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      uh... because the OED tells me so? How about getting back on topic instead of being a fucking plural Nazi.

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    5. Re:We eat smarter animals all the time... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      Sieg - HEIL!

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  26. Anything that can be caught or farmed... by cmeans · · Score: 1

    is probably fair game. Doesn't mean everyone is going to want to eat it...at that point it's personal preference (or what you're used to/were brought up with).

    1. Re:Anything that can be caught or farmed... by He+Who+Has+No+Name · · Score: 1

      Technically, humans can be caught and farmed. You might want to refine your group parameter constraints a little.

    2. Re:Anything that can be caught or farmed... by cmeans · · Score: 2

      No, I was including humans, and aliens. We're just intelligent meat. Maybe some aliens are intelligent pudding.

  27. What's the fuss? by vlad-impatient · · Score: 1

    Really. What's the fuss? We eat enough intelligent animals as it is. And it shouldn't really be a criterion. Do lions care if a hyena crosses their path and ends up lunch? Are cheetahs bothered if antelopes are almost as clever? Give it a rest. You'd probably eat me if our plane crashed in Andes and your life depended on it. Which is not to say I am even as intelligent as an octopus, but hopefully you see the point.

    1. Re:What's the fuss? by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      This. So much this.

      Slow news day, Slashdot?

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    2. Re:What's the fuss? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      So, basically what you're saying is that ethics have no place in day to day living and daily life should be no different that things we would do in a dire emergency?

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  28. Re:the camoflauge is bullshit too by Dutchmaan · · Score: 2

    How about the kind of camouflage of the mimic octopus where they literally take on the shapes of other animals... Not so "low level" if you ask me.

  29. Nobody cares. by linkdude64 · · Score: 1

    If you can say, "I have no problem killing things" and I see you killing animals yourself, then I will respect your decision to eat meat as a personal one. If you live with a double-standard, however, and will not kill animals yourself, yet do not consider it "wrong" to eat them, you live a life of inconsistent logic down at the fundamental level of basic survival. I became a vegetarian when my high school ceramics teacher told me about he became a vegetarian. He was on a vacation fishing salmon in Alaska, away from his wife and children. He caught a salmon too far upstream and its meat was squishy, and its head was ugly and twisted. Another fisherman told him why his fish looked so strange. The salmon develop this way as they enter the stream and undergo this transformation for a dual purpose: One, so that they can more effectively fight to reproduce and two, so that their body is already mostly digested, so that should they successfully mate, their body will be easier to eat for their yet-unborn children. The mothers do the same and offer their lives as well. As a father, the sacrifice of the animal struck him as something he would be willing to do for his own children. As a human, he realized that river-heads are where our species trap, for consumption, most of these animals. Exploiting their beautiful purpose, and only leaving as many as needed to ensure our free profit for next season's catch. If you want to point out that there have been no studies indicating that animals have what humans understand as "feelings" and reveal your hubris regarding the human perspective being the "absolute" one, then go right ahead. I choose to live in a world occupied by other living, breathing, thinking things, not a world inhabited by mindless and emotionless machines. What you eat is slain, dead flesh that lived with as much a purpose as we do.

    1. Re:Nobody cares. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What you eat is slain, dead flesh that lived with as much a purpose as we do.

      And yet, no more. And eating it will permit me to continue to live with purpose. It's all just matter interacting with matter, and it has no more right to live than I do. If it were my size and I were its size, it would snap me up in a second. Salmon: on the menu.

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    2. Re:Nobody cares. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > If you live with a double-standard, however, and will not kill animals yourself, yet do not consider it "wrong" to eat them, you live a life of inconsistent logic down at the fundamental level of basic survival.

      Nonsense.

      I am conservative with myself, AND liberal with others.

      There is no paradox except the fallacy of assuming truth is binary.

    3. Re:Nobody cares. by linkdude64 · · Score: 1

      >I am conservative with myself, AND liberal with others. >There is no paradox except the fallacy of assuming truth is binary. I can appreciate your word play to a degree, but have you forgotten this is about life and death? 1 and 0? Quote my OP >reveal your hubris regarding the human perspective being the "absolute" one, then go right ahead As you say, truth is not binary, and it is the enforcement of YOUR moral truth on the life of another that means you do not respect that they may have their own version of "truth," as in, intelligence or simply the desire to live and reproduce as we do. It is a personal choice for me to think of animals as having lives of value, as it is a personal choice for you to believe that you have the right to end life for your convenience. Just don't pretend to be above it - don't hide from killing things yourself, because it's what you support. Be honest. Life or death. That's it. 1 or 0. You end the chicken's life or you don't.

    4. Re:Nobody cares. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What we tout as superiority over animals is our ability to not act on impulse.

      Who is this "we"? What I tout as superiority over animals is our ability to use fire to make complex tools.

      If regulation over what you consume has no place in your life

      You're talking like I just pick up everything I find and put it in my mouth like an infant, because you're a stupid asshole who is suffering from cognitive dissonance, and you need me to be a bad person so you can be a good one. Go choke on a carrot.

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  30. Re:Definition of smart by khallow · · Score: 1

    Humans would easily fall into that category too. Can't issue a cease and desist when you're digesting nicely.

  31. Save an octopus, eat a dolphin by Doub · · Score: 1

    Man eats octopus, dolphin eats octopus, man eats dolphin. If an animal is not intelligent enough to avoid getting eaten, maybe it doesn't deserve any pity.

    1. Re:Save an octopus, eat a dolphin by Teresita · · Score: 1

      Hand me that Dolphin Burger, the one in the styrofoam... Seriously, after we came down out of the trees we had to learn to eat what we could get. If any of our ancestors said, "No way, I'm not eating that gazelle, she looks too smart," the other boys would have smacked him upside the head for being a slacker.

  32. On intelligence by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I generally agree that octopi/pods, whatever, are intelligent. But:

    "Octopus intelligence is well documented: they have been known to open jars, guard their unhatched eggs for months or even years, and demonstrate personalities. Most famously, they can blast a cloud of ink to throw off predators, but even more impressive is the masterfully complex camouflage

    Out of all of those examples, I can only see one that's definitely a sign of real intelligence (opening jars). The rest all sound more like at least partly instinctual behaviours.

    Guarding unhatched eggs for years certainly sounds less intelligent than stashing them away somewhere you've determined to be safe, and going back out to octopus parties.

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    1. Re:On intelligence by mrxak · · Score: 1

      It's a species that's adapted to getting at delicious seafood stored in hardened shells. A jar is just the same as a crab shell or clam shell, only manmade. It requires slightly different technique, perhaps, but it's not a stretch of the imagination that they'd be instinctually motivated to try to get a jar open, and be equipped physically to do so.

    2. Re:On intelligence by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Explain this then: http://youtu.be/FjQr3lRACPI

  33. Drawing the line by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    On a fundamental level, everything is actually part of one big organism, because where do you draw the line between where one organism ends and another organism starts?

    For example, you could propose that if the nuclei of two atoms are further apart than x Angstrom (and the atoms are not connected through a "chain" of "close" atoms), those atoms are part of 2 different organisms. You can't choose x to be zero (this would be nonsensical) so how would you choose x? Clearly the question itself is nonsensical and the concept of "different organisms" actually does not exist.

    The fact that there is no strong neurological connection (chain of strongly interacting atoms) between your brain and the brain of a (random) octopus, doesn't mean that you're two different creatures. On a fundamental level you should be considered as being one.

    Hence eating octopus (or in fact anything) is like eating yourself.

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    1. Re:Drawing the line by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      Your sig doesn't match up with your post at all, you know.

    2. Re:Drawing the line by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      My post has got nothing to do with engineering (making the premise inapplicable).
      So what is your point?

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    3. Re:Drawing the line by afgam28 · · Score: 1

      No, we're not all one big organism, or at least it's not useful to think that way.

      When it comes to the ethics of eating meat, the issue is not really the eating but the killing. If you could eat octopus meat without killing it or harming it or otherwise causing it to suffer, you'd be able to side-step this ethical problem easily. That's why even PETA is interested in lab-grown burger meat.

    4. Re:Drawing the line by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      No, we're not all one big organism, or at least it's not useful to think that way.

      Why is that?
      If one wanted to reduce suffering, perhaps that would be best way to view the world.
      And following Occam's razor, it would also be the most logical way to view the world.

      When it comes to the ethics of eating meat, the issue is not really the eating but the killing.

      Totally agree with that.

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    5. Re:Drawing the line by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      Cuz you're trying to use an silly academic argument to dismiss a difference that any engineer could tell you exists. :)

  34. Re:all life has some sort of intelligence by JustOK · · Score: 1

    Chew air is human...

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  35. um... by supernova87a · · Score: 1

    I think the line is: "what has an octopus ever done for you?" Not much, by most reckoning.

  36. Lifespan by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    Octopuses have a relatively short lifespan - only up to 5 years, and as short as 6 months for some species - which is far shorter than the natural lifespan of most of the other animals we consume. Males die shortly after mating, and females die shortly after eggs hatch. So most of their life cycle simply revolves around reproduction (more like an insect or fish in that regard), so it's not like they are happily frolicking around in the sea until mean humans come and end their long, happy existences. Also, their "intelligence" is rather relative. A bigger factor is what they sense and what causes them fear, pain and suffering - these are things that humans can empathize with and thus a bigger factor in whether or not we feel sorry enough for them not to eat them (and I believe the answer to that is solid no, as pigs, etc, are far easier to empathize with than an octopus, and yet most people have no qualms about eating pork).

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  37. anything is good in garlic butter by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    but octopus is just gross

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  38. dog meat nutrition by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    The Wikipedia entry on Meat lists the commonly consumed mammals. Curiously, only dog meat has a nutrition label.

    I am pretty sure your local butcher would NOT appreciate you printing up some of those labels and leaving them around his store...

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  39. Maybe they are too smart by russotto · · Score: 1

    But they are definitely too chewy. Carry on, my eight-tentacled friends, you're safe with me.

    1. Re:Maybe they are too smart by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But they are definitely too chewy. Carry on, my eight-tentacled friends, you're safe with me.

      If they are cooked properly, which is pretty much just showing them a picture of fire, they are perfectly tender. Or, you can cook them until the second coming, that will also do the trick.

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  40. Re:Only an idiot would ask the question... by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Interesting demonstration of lack of scientific understanding. Evolution is NOT a law never mind a natural law. It is merely a good idea. Don't worry, evolution will not effect you. You are merely the effect.

  41. Ummmmm. Sushi. Yummy. by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    I've had octopus a couple of times. Tends to be a little chewy. I'll stick to ahi tuna (maguro and toro), yellowtail, scallops, freshwater eel (unagi), surf clams, etc. Still haven't had enough to drink to try sea urchin. Just something about the appearance and texture.

    Cheers,
    Dave

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  42. Most animals? by tlambert · · Score: 3, Informative

    Social contract? What a load of crap. Most animals do not eat member of their own species. Do you you think it's because they also have a "social contract"?

    I think you have never owned chickens, gerbils, rats, mice, hamsters, and never read about sand tiger sharks, polar bears, spiders, parasitic wasps, or tiger salamanders.

    All of the listed animals eat their young. I guess the ones that get eaten don't have opportunity to sue for "breach of social contract"...

    1. Re:Most animals? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      While true, your examples are not really indicative of any "evolutionary rule", and other than the polar bear example (which has like 2-3 anecdotes behind it) they are not large mammals and not primates. The fact is many species absolutely do NOT kill/eat their own.

      BUT - it's also true that humans are not necessarily one of those. There are many example of human cultures eating their own, whether defeated enemies, dead relatives, or just because they want to. There is absolutely an instinctual aspect preventing interspecies cannibalism. But in humans I'd argue it's mostly cultural at this point.

    2. Re:Most animals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      "Male chimpanzees at the Gombe National Park were twice seen to attack 'stranger' females and seize their infants. One infant was then killed and partially eaten: the other was 'rescued' and carried by three different males. Once several males were found eating a freshly killed 'stranger' infant. A similar event was observed in Uganda by Dr. Suzuki and Dr. Nishida reports an incident from the Mahali Mountains, Tanzania. A different kind of killing occurred at Gombe when a female and her daughter killed and ate three infants of other females of the same community during a 2-year period. There is evidence suggesting that other infants may have died in this way. The paper draws attention to puzzling aspects of infant killing and cannibalism in chimpanzees."
      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/...

    3. Re:Most animals? by Oligonicella · · Score: 4, Informative

      This subthread is really about eating their own species. Chimps have been observed doing so and it's common knowledge that lions will kill and eat offspring that isn't theirs. Just killed (wah) your first two points.

      But to continue: wolves will, polar bears have been photographed doing so and brown bears will. We've now covered four main groups of large land mammals.

      It is very common in fish, most all carnivorous insects will and has been mentioned, birds will, although it's usually the squab that gets it.

      To quote wikipedia "Cannibalism is a common ecological interaction in the animal kingdom and has been recorded for more than 1500 species." In other words, many species absolutely will kill/eat their own.

    4. Re:Most animals? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Interesting anecdote, but just because Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy murdered and mutilated dozens of people, that doesn't mean it's a genetic trait.

      Despite the adage, exceptions rarely prove the rule, and given the extensive study of chimpanzees over a century or more, these anecdotes are the exception. If there was *no* selection against cannibalism you would see it every day, not a few anecdotes.

    5. Re:Most animals? by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 1

      While true, your examples are not really indicative of any "evolutionary rule", and other than the polar bear example (which has like 2-3 anecdotes behind it) they are not large mammals and not primates. The fact is many species absolutely do NOT kill/eat their own.

      Just gonna leave this here for you. Be sure to pay close attention to the last minute or so.

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    6. Re:Most animals? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Just gonna leave this[youtu.be] here for you. Be sure to pay close attention to the last minute or so.

      Seconded.

      I always thought Rick Astley got better near the end too.

    7. Re:Most animals? by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Seconded.

      I always thought Rick Astley got better near the end too.

      Lol, as delightful as that would be it is not Mr Astley (hallowed be his name). It is a ~4 minute snippet from Sir David Attenborough covering two rival chimpanzee groups going to war.

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    8. Re:Most animals? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      This subthread is really about eating their own species. Chimps [animalplanet.com] have been observed doing so and it's common knowledge that lions will kill and eat offspring that isn't theirs. Just killed (wah) your first two points.

      No, you haven't really. Well, my "absolutely", statement sure, that was obviously silly, but it's pretty obvious there is an evolutionary instinctual element to many species not preferring to eat their own. That's why all of these anecdotes are so "shocking" (i.e. why the media covers it in "nature" specials) and why the pack-oriented species are still around...

    9. Re:Most animals? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      parasitic wasps

      I'd imagine that's very, very rare. Many parasitic wasps prey on one very specific species.

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    10. Re:Most animals? by Spugglefink · · Score: 1

      When I was a little kid, I watched in horror as my cat ate her kittens. They did look kind of like mice, I grant you, but that was just wrong. Everybody loves kittens! Except mother cats, apparently.

    11. Re:Most animals? by Zeek40 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, most of the species that have never been observed participating in cannibalism are what we call "herbivores". There is no such "evolutionary institutional element" not to eat your own kind. When leadership changes in most carnivorous pack animals, the previous alpha's offspring are usually killed and eaten. That's an evolutionary instinct to eat your own kind that actually passes itself on by reducing genomic competition.

    12. Re:Most animals? by subanark · · Score: 1

      Sure there is an evolutionary reason not to eat your own kind. It just isn't strong enough to justify doing so in some cases.

      Eating your own kind is more likely to get you sick, as if your victim has a disease, it is easier for it to spread to the same species than to a different one. Targeting competition isn't that bad, as it is much less likely to be sick, while hunting your own kind to get food is not as good as you are more likely to get the weakest member of the group, which is more likely to be sick. Many animals will avoid eating an already found dead animal for this reason, and you especially want to avoid eating one that is of your species if you didn't know how it died.

    13. Re:Most animals? by Immerman · · Score: 2

      Perhaps not. But the fact that pretty much every culture on Earth is descended from cannibals if you trace their history back far enough suggests that it might be. Anti-cannibalism seems to be a cultural thing and, like monogamy and not shitting wherever you happen to be standing, is probably an adaptation to the pressures of building a stable high-density population, aka "civilization". That is to say it's a social technology adaptation, rather than a genetic one.

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    14. Re:Most animals? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      What the hell were you doing to that cat? While eating other's young isn't exactly uncommon, eating your own young tends to be a symptom of extreme stress of the "my own survival is in jeopardy" variety.

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    15. Re:Most animals? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Could have been defectives or 'smelled wrong' to the mother. Perhaps the kittens smelled like boy.

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    16. Re:Most animals? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely an instinctual aspect preventing interspecies cannibalism.

      Why does instinct need to prevent a logical impossibility?

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    17. Re:Most animals? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      All of the listed animals eat their young.

      Actually, all the cited examples (and many others) eat the young of other members of their own species, but not generally their own young. Even in the case of a parasitic wasp eating it's brood mate, they still on average only share 50% of their genes with Joe Random Broodmate. Or do you know of a parasitic wasp which injects it's eggs into a member of it's own species?

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    18. Re:Most animals? by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      And so we can bring this subthread back around to the main article: Octopus (octopii?) will also engage in cannibalism. http://www.livescience.com/479...

      When octopuses go hunting for prey, they sometimes end up "dining" on members of their own species, and the cephalopods seem to have a taste for their victims' arm tips.

      Divers have captured video of this octopus-on-octopus action in the wild for the first time on video.

      In a new study, researchers described three cases of cannibalism in the common octopus — Octopus vulgaris — recorded with a camcorder by scuba divers in Ría de Vigo, Spain, located on the northeastern Atlantic coast. In two of the cases, the predators had started to eat the tips of the arms of their prey by the time the divers found them. [...] And, in one of the cases, the predator had access to more "traditional" prey in the form of mussels, but it still chose to feed on another, smaller octopus.

  43. They *do* defend themselves! by tlambert · · Score: 2

    We eat them, and if they're so smart why don't they defend themselves?!

    They *do* defend themselves!

    They open sacrificial jars of food for us to eat instead!

  44. Ummmmmm. Escargot. Yummy. by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    but octopus is just gross

    Try it raw on rice (sushi style). You'd be surprised how good it tastes with soy sauce and wasabi. The texture is a little chewy which puts some people off.

    Never thought I'd like escargot but had enough to drink one time and I've been hooked ever since. Who woulda thunk that snails make a great vehicle for garlic and butter?

    Cheers,
    Dave

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  45. To be fair to dogs by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    it's not just that their cute. Their Pack animals, and they integrate into my pack as something useful. Even a cat is useful if it's eating the mice in my barn that would otherwise be chompin' on my grain. Horses can be ridden. Rabbits, otoh, are fair game (pun intended).

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    1. Re:To be fair to dogs by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      In fact they have not as much "integrated into your pack" as they have been specifically bred for thousands of years to serve you in hundreds of ways.

      Then again, the dogs eaten in Asia, etc, have been specifically bred for food... so maybe it's not all that different...

  46. Lifeboat Sketch by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the R.A.F. who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs?

    Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

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  47. I heretofor vow... by Dahamma · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...not to eat any animal that specifically asks me not to.

    1. Re:I heretofor vow... by FossilsFriend · · Score: 1

      Humans seem to have little ability in understanding vocalizations of other animals. Many animals other than humans are clearly able to learn and understand some of our utterances. How would you know if an elephant, parrot, dolphin or some other equally bright and likely sentient animal 'specifically asks' you not to eat it?

  48. Its Not Mental by rssrss · · Score: 1

    I won't eat octopus, because chewing on octopus is like chewing rubber tubing. It is not a pleasant experience.

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  49. Yes by moodboom · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I am a vegan and all carnivores are morons.

    Wait, doesn't that make octipi morons? Logic breakdown, never mind, carry on. :-)

    But seriously, don't let me catch you eating one, I'll kill you...

  50. Eloi by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    Can't wait to get my fill of Eloi!

  51. any animal which can fashion a tool by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    out of a piece of volcanic glass or flint and use it to open a vein it specifically targetted, is off the menu. Otherwise, it's on the menu.

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  52. Reasonable Criteria by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I have some other ones though. I have two criteria and I employ some highly specious logic to justify eating whatever I want.

    The first criterion is whether something seems really stupid.

    The second criterion is whether something would eat me if it could.

    Chickens fail both tests. Cows only fail one, but I still eat them.

    Chickens and cows can both be cute, depending on your point of view. But nom nom nom.

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  53. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  54. We draw the line at human heart-eating rebels by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Seriously, rights of an individual animal can wait. We need to first sort out rights of individual humans and plight of animals as species. Once we do, we'll be much more morally qualified to judge these other issues.

  55. We don't like eating other predators by Baconnaise · · Score: 1

    As animals get higher up the food chain we seem to find them less appetizing. Perhaps because they start to seem more like us in terms of their intelligence, social structure and behavior.

  56. Re:the camoflauge is bullshit too by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

    Not so "low level" if you ask me.

    No one did.

    I'm sorry.. does getting spanked sting your delicate little behind?

  57. Re:It's not about intelligence. by Euler · · Score: 1

    I think your explanation is perfect. The whole premise of this article is kinda insulting in an egghead sort of way, subversively using octopus intelligence as the standard for what we should be allowed to eat. Since most people could probably do without eating octopus, they are hoping people will agree with them. Then by this relatively low standard, they can decide what else you should be allowed to eat. Certainly not pigs, probably not cows, maybe chickens, but I'm sure there will be a lively debate about 'chicken intelligence.' The bottom line is to prevent animals from getting eaten by humans. I think in that context it should sound pretty silly since plenty of animals get eaten in the wild.

  58. Re:Just don't eat animals, period. by He+Who+Has+No+Name · · Score: 1

    Except humans are obligate omnivores. *Some* members can survive in a subsistence mode on vegetable matter, but others cannot and many cannot do so long term in a healthy manner.

    Any zoology grad student can point at our tooth layout and explain to you exactly why animals develop that incisor / eyetooth / bicuspid / molar order, and it's not for chewing leaves. It's there because our bodies, by and large, have a dietary requirement - driven by nutritional and physiological requirements - to tear and consume animal proteins. There is simply no getting around it.

  59. how ignorant... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Pigs will revert to hairy wild boars within a couple generations in the wild. Judging by how they're considered pests throughout most of the US and are Freetown hunt (bounties, even), I'd suspectmost of what else you've ridden for factuality as well.

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  60. We empathize with that which is like us by Beeftopia · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We empathize with that which we perceive to be like us. People who look and act like me from my tribe? The halest, heartiest of the bunch, worthy of respect and honor. People who don't look like me but act like me... still, hearty mates. Animals which have emotions like me? Puppies, dogs, cats? Can't hurt them. Chickens? Well... they seem to be pretty different. They're okay to eat. Cows. Wow they're dumb and utterly unlike me - they're okay to kill. Fish? Utterly unlike me. No question, okay to kill. Octopi... wait, you're telling me they're like me? Hmmm, let me consider this.

  61. Intelligent because they can secrete ink? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    I don't get it. How does that capability make them "smart"? Mosquitoes secrete a deadening agent into your skin to give them a few seconds to eat. Maybe we don't eat mosquitoes because of their intelligence.

    Many creatures, such as fish, can camouflage themselves. But fish are really, really stupid.

    Apparently the author hasn't heard of wild pigs, which don't require human intervention to live. They are pretty good at opening containers or other enclosures, when there is something they want inside.

  62. simple by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Dolphins, great apes, and humans can identify themselves in a mirror. Everything else doesn't know that itself is a thing so it's basically a really complicated set of reactive algorithms with no true consciousness.

    1. Re:simple by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      I wish I were as confident as you about where the dividing line lies.

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    2. Re:simple by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, perhaps they really know itself-as-a-thing so well that they just don't find anything interesting to see in the mirror.

    3. Re:simple by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      No, only humans can do that and only on Monday mornings.

  63. Specialization != Intelligence by mrxak · · Score: 1

    An octopus is a highly specialized form of life with some impressive tricks. But that doesn't make it intelligent, just well-adpated to its environment. Nothing in TFA demonstrates even modest octopus intelligence, merely excellent specialization. The two concepts should not be confused with each other.

    Humans evolved to be intelligent because their ancestors were generalists and social, and the right environmental factors forced adaptations that proved beneficial to survival. They lacked a high degree of specialization except in the area of physical endurance (not a lot of marathon runners in the natural world), and the only reason they survived was by learning how to think about cause and effect, and understand how other creatures around them thought (especially other humans). In order to hunt dangerous animals with limited physical traits, you need to coordinate an attack, which requires you understand what your hunting partners are thinking, and what they'll do next. Other animals will hunt in packs, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of thought or speculation involved, mostly trial-and-error learning and instinct. Humans are the only hunters on the planet that track prey by footprints (or hoofprints). Other predators will go after prey they can directly see, or smell, or touch, but we seem to be the only animals to have ever recognized that when another animal steps in the mud they leave an indentation that can be recognized and followed days or weeks after all scent of the animal has been blown away. Other animals can communicate, but humans seem to be the only ones to ever ask any questions. We don't just scream out into the world "I'm here!" or "There's danger!" or even "Hey I found food!", we also say things like "Why are the elephants all headed that way? Is there water over there?" and then try to find out. Elephants may remember where all the watering holes are, but humans entering a new area for the first time can find those watering holes by recognizing elephant tracks and imagining that elephants all traveling in one direction may be heading for water, without ever having even seen the elephants who left the tracks.

    Once you start asking questions about the world, and trying to learn answers, that's when all the magic happens. In all our research of animal linguistics, we've never been able to find any non-human animals asking any questions. Chimpanzees can be taught enough sign language to understand and respond to questions, but they can't seem to form any of their own. Non-human animals are capable of learning from their experiences, but learning is not intelligence. Non-human animals are capable of exchanging information, but communication is not intelligence. Humans have the ability to consider the future and the past, form hypotheses, and question the nature of not only their own experiences, but those experiences of others. Intelligent animals can understand that a symbol, word, or hand motion can represent a specific kind of food. Very intelligent animals can chain together sentences like "Bob likes bananas." Only humans can say "Does Alice like bananas?" That may not seem so important, until you realize where that leads. "Bob likes bananas but Alice doesn't like bananas. Do bananas taste differently for Bob than Alice? Is her experience different than Bob's? Why is that? What is taste, anyway?"

    What I do know is that octopuses don't ask questions, but they do taste delicious. I also know what taste is, and why people like different kinds of seafood, because I was smart enough to ask. I don't feel bad about eating octopus, and neither should you, but I can understand that your thinking on the subject may be different than mine. You're wrong, but I understand that some people other than me are wrong sometimes. An octopus would never even consider that your thoughts on a subject would be different than his.

    Plants are intelligent too, by the way. Should we not eat them?

    1. Re:Specialization != Intelligence by danknight48 · · Score: 1

      Excellent post.
      Someone needs to mod parent this up.

    2. Re:Specialization != Intelligence by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Herre's an octopus bringing people a present: http://youtu.be/FjQr3lRACPI

  64. Re:It's not about intelligence. by mrxak · · Score: 1

    There shouldn't be too much debate, chickens are very smart. We used to raise them when I was growing up, and they seemed capable of rather complex deduction. They're basically little velociraptors, though they're friendly enough if socialized. We didn't eat them, but that's because they were egg-layers. It wouldn't have bothered me to eat them, regardless, but my sister treated them like pets and once we started having them she never ate chicken ever again (and has since become a vegan, ugh).

    I've known a few cows in my day, too, and they're incredibly dumb animals. I don't think we have to worry about anyone making an intelligence argument for them. You're right about pigs, though.

    Anyway, however intelligent our prey animals may be, we are so, so far beyond them that it really doesn't matter. Whenever somebody makes the intelligent food argument, I like to just point out that plants are smart too and anyone arguing that animals "feel pain" and "have feelings" should stop chowing down on their veggies if they don't want to look like hypocrites. The fact is that all life survives by destroying other life. Even those plants sucking down light energy from the local star are part of a cycle of life that depends on death, and plenty of plants murder other species or members of their own. Either deal with it, or stop trying to stay alive yourself.

  65. Re:Just don't eat animals, period. by mrxak · · Score: 1

    Before you spout your nonsense about the moral high ground of vegetarianism, you might want to actually investigate the science of plant intelligence and social behaviors.

    Plants, animals, fungus, that protozoa swimming in my drinking water, who cares? My life requires the death of other living things to continue living. It may be immoral to kill without purpose, but to kill in order to sustain one's own life is just what all life does, yes even the plants murder other life forms to survive either through competition or direct action.

    I value my life greater than I do the life of an octopus. Why shouldn't I? Why should his short little life take precedence to my own? That octopus may be inconvenienced, but his species will go on because I'm smart enough to build rocket ships that will someday take some of his relatives along with me to colonize and terraform other worlds, thus saving his species from eventual extinction when the sun burns out or there's some other disaster on Earth. Whatever you may say about human behavior towards the natural world, the fact that we can offer this eventual colonial symbiosis greatly tips the scales in our favor as righteous dudes.

  66. Re:all life has some sort of intelligence by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    Someone recently pointed out to me that you can buy 'vegetarian water', which has all microorganisms filtered out so that you don't accidentally consume them. My immediate reaction was to wonder if we can persuade the people who buy this to stop breathing, as air also contains microorganisms, many of which are members of the animal kingdom...

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  67. Not Human Species = Potential Food by fygment · · Score: 1

    The only line humans almost unanimously draw, is we don't each other. And that line is/has/will be crossed when necessary.

    We eat whales, dolphins, monkeys, crows, all deemed intelligent. But they aren't like 'us' so they are fair game.

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  68. Language by Dereck1701 · · Score: 1

    Its of course not a perfect measure, but the ability to communicate would probably be the easiest guidepost as to what we should/shouldn't eat. Language of some sort is required for a society/culture to develop and without society/culture creatures often act on a purely instinctual level. I don't think we have any concrete evidence of a non-human species on Earth having a language, the closest possibilities would be certain cetaceans. I am sure there are other guideposts (personality, intelligence, problem solving, etc) but communication should be the easiest to recognize.

  69. There's a simple test for this question: by Zeek40 · · Score: 1

    Can we still catch them?
    Some individuals may be too smart for us to eat, but the ones that end up in the fisherman's nets are obviously not too smart to be eaten.

  70. Re:the camoflauge is bullshit too by surd1618 · · Score: 1

    If that's what their low-level circuitry can do, think of what their brains are about.

  71. Octopi, Bears, Raccoons and Crows by Gruff+2005 · · Score: 1

    Their all intelligent, We as Human's are at the top of the food chain. I would eat none of these. Out on the Web I recently came across cricket sandwiches!

  72. Is an cotopus too smart for us to eat? by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    Apparently not, otherwise it would be eating us.

  73. Octopi by raorajesh · · Score: 1

    fresh and chopped up, with some olive oil, chili flakes, salt, charred over wood fire (quickly and lightly) with the marinade dabbed gently with decent (even semi decent or lots of rough) wine, is worth an afternoon well spent.... don't anyone dare tell me otherwise

  74. Longevity = the answer by aurizon · · Score: 1

    Some egg laying related chemical change causes the female octopus to die after the breeding cycle is complete.
    I have never heard of any of the many assorted species of octopi to be long lived - please correct me if another know differently?

    If this process can be halted, there seem to be a number of species of octopus that might develop intellectually to rival man, since they already seem as capable as many lesser species like crows and monkeys - to a degree, as the life media differs so.

    I wonder if there have been any training trials with octopi? I suspect there have been. some links
    http://bit.ly/1yFZ4Vk

    I think there is a need for some research into the life cycle to see what can be done?

  75. a couple reasons to help you understand by mato80 · · Score: 1

    prions, birth defects ... among others; taboos are a pre-scientific (pre == before, NOT less than, scientific) method for cultures to maintain healthy community

    1. Re:a couple reasons to help you understand by arth1 · · Score: 1

      prions, birth defects ... among others; taboos are a pre-scientific (pre == before, NOT less than, scientific) method for cultures to maintain healthy community

      Yet science has superseded of many of the taboos.

      Veterinary inspections means we can eat pork without getting trichinosis, and we don't get Kreutzfeldt-Jacob from prions because of extensive testing. Likewise, we can probably take reasonable precautions against Kauri too.

      And modern birth control and genetic testing means that close relatives can engage in sex without the risk of birth defects. Yet it's a strong taboo in most (but not all) cultures.

      But some taboos don't even have a "pre-scientific" justification. The masturbation taboo, for example. Or not speaking the name of someone dead.

  76. mmm eukaryota! nom nom by mato80 · · Score: 1

    wait 'til we start to recognize how intelligent plants, fungi and bacteria are, then we'll really have trouble deciding what to eat

  77. Re:all life has some sort of intelligence by mato80 · · Score: 1

    to fork life is (simply) divine!

  78. Octopus eats its own tentacles when hungry, no? by kefalonia · · Score: 1

    And if so, what would stop people doing the same?

    Live from the field: Octopus just barely escaped being in our menu today, while ordering seafood in a right-next-to-the-sea tavern, outside of Nafplion, Greece.

    Well, fact is, octopus IS really admirable animal, among other reasons for passing the mirror test. For the record, dogs typically do not pass the mirror test, ie. cannot consistently recognise themselves in a mirror. Octopus is surprisingly intelligent for an animal that is apparently primitive!

    That being said, it's very tasty, too. I'll spare you the details of the great ways to cook it and prepare delicious dishes in the greek cuisine; for one, I have been catching octopuses, even before I was a teenager, in a traditional millenium-old underwater manner using just a harpoon. Big thrill for any young child.

    However, there IS a problem with how we catch octopus and much other marine life: it is seriously important to avoid catching/capturing the young animals and only collect the individuals of some age, after having passed from breeding cycle. This is an increasing concern with many fishes, also, and we should all frown upon the practice of catching really really young fish, which is considered a delicacy in some places (Yes, I'm looking at you, South Italy). The sea needs to be respected and cultivated with more seriousness than it is currently done. Human population and technical know-how for fishing have increased in a way that is unsustainable: the sooner we understand it, the better. The sea could and would provide, yet not for the greedy...

  79. Re:The Korean's eat dogs. by alienmole · · Score: 1

    I like to eat people who insert a possessive apostrophe when they mean to use a plural. Yes, that's right - I'm a grammar cannibal.

  80. Is intellect a precondition for not being abused? by karlrkaiser · · Score: 1

    If octopi are not "too smart" to eat then perhaps infants, retarded adults, people in comas, and Alzeheimers patients are too stupid to deserve human rights?

  81. Not to offend catholics, but... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    Not to offend catholics, but...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T...

    If belief is worth anything, there's a lot of cannibalism happening on Sundays...

  82. Wait, can you clarify? by tlambert · · Score: 2

    In the US, most smart animal shelters carefully review who is adopting to make sure the adopter is not using the shelter as a meat supplier. I happen to be a dog lover and find it offensive, but I understand it is cultural.

    Wait, can you clarify?

    Which kind of dog lover are you?

    Do you find it offensive that people eat dogs, or do you find it offensive that animal shelters prevent themselves from being used as suppliers?

  83. Survival of the smartest by DanielOom · · Score: 1

    Wait for the followers of Cthulhu to become smart enough to catch and eat us.

  84. Re:If eadable or not eadable.... by o'reor · · Score: 1

    Fun fact: milions of Catholics eat Christ once a week during mass.

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  85. barbaric by decibel.places · · Score: 1

    IMHO it's barbaric for humans to kill and/or eat any sentient being. Maybe I bend the line at vermin in my house, but the poor souls are only taking advantage of my hospitality creating a hard-to-resist habitat for them. We're just fortunate we rose to the "top" of the food chain, and are too sick and poisoned by the toxic environment we created to provide tasty meals for alien visitors, perhaps.

  86. I quit. by FossilsFriend · · Score: 1

    I live near Puget Sound - the home of the giant pacific octopus. They are easily found for sale on the docks or at local fish markets. I learned about octopus intelligence over 20 years ago and so quit dining on it. I couldn't bring myself to eating a creature that is likely to be scentiant. (M.S. Biology)

  87. Re:the camoflauge is bullshit too by gohmifune · · Score: 1

    The camoflauge part is bullshit too. it's not an advanced function. It's a very low level one that happens to work well, but is extremely low in the neural function, not even getting close to the brain.

    Cephalopods have brains?

  88. Not just Octopus... by iq145 · · Score: 1

    The list. Out of the millions of animal species in history... Top 12 Smartest Animals ever on Earth: 12. Portia Labiata Jumping Spider 11. Raccoon 10. Rats 9. Ravens & Crows 8. Dogs (namely, The Border Collie) & Cats (namely, The American Shorthair) 7. Rhesus Macaque Monkey 6. North Pacific Giant Octopus 5. African Grey Parrot 4. Elephants 3. Capuchin Monkey 2. Dolphins (namely, Bottlenose) & Whales 1. Apes (namely, Chimpanzee and Gorilla... oh, and i guess also those pesky ole humans). i didn't make it up. Google it. Dolphin research has shown that the creatures are more intelligent than chimpanzees, they recognize their reflections in a mirror, and can even think about the future. The scientists originally proposed the ten Declaration of Rights for Cetaceans two years ago at a conference in Helsinki. You can sign the petition at http://www.cetaceanrights.org/

  89. Re:It's not about intelligence. by mrxak · · Score: 1

    So any life that does not experience pain using the same cell types and signals that you do is not really pain, huh? And any life that doesn't have a centralized brain, it's okay to cause damage to their bodies and kill them?

    You must be okay with eating octopuses, then, since their brains are distributed throughout their bodies, instead of being wholly centralized. You're okay with eating plants, for sure, even though they're capable of communication using thousands of chemical "words" and have demonstrated the ability to learn, despite having distributed neural-like cell structures. You must be okay with eating Albert Einstein as long as you inject him with a paralytic first, too.

    Intelligence and pain are both irrelevant when it comes to eating. I don't apply ethics to what I eat, that's the difference between you and I. I'm just calling you a hypocrite for claiming animals are somehow special when you reject the notion that humans are somehow special. The reality is we're all just life forms trying to survive. All of us (all life throughout the entire universe, that is, not just humans) should eat/absorb anything that is capable of providing us with nutritional value and is not a danger. I don't eat humans or monkeys because they can be dangerous to eat. I don't eat poison berries, either.

    I apply ethics only to killing and mutilation. That's a separate issue. The fact that vegans won't drink milk from a cow that didn't hurt the cow to get, but happily live in wood houses in formerly-forested areas, I just have to laugh and shake my head. Living a life, as any species, involves causing significant amounts of other living creatures to die. Just accept it, and then try not to destroy too many other life forms without purpose. Kill out of necessity, to protect yourself and feed yourself, then minimize the rest of the damage you do whenever possible. That's ethics. Wasting food at a restaurant because you realize after it's been served that there's a little bit of cheese on it, that's the opposite of ethical.

  90. Re:Ummmmmm. Escargot. Yummy. by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Even in Japan, octopus meat is usually cooked (boiled) for sushi. The arms of the common octopus and the giant octopus (most common varieties for sushi) are edible raw, and are treated as a delicacy, but they are very chewy--you'd need to get a good sushi chef to slice it paper thin to have any hope of chewing it off. The Koreans do eat living octopus arms that are only chopped and not sliced, but they use a different, smaller species that isn't as well suited for sushi.

    I didn't know that. The other items on the menu at our favorite sushi place are noted as being cooked (e.g., unagi, ebi) or lightly flamed (seared tuna, scallops if you ask for them that way) but otherwise raw. I just assumed that since the octopus wasn't noted as cooked, it was raw. Unlike most of the other items on the menu that I might see in a fish market, I've never been to a fish market that had octopus (cooked or not).

    I enjoy learning and, especially, learning about the things I eat. Thanks. Also, something tells me that the octopus being boiled isn't going to make it acceptable to my friends and family who stick to cooked items on the sushi menu....

    Cheers,
    Dave

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  91. Lots of Tool Users - No Need Not to Eat by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    There are a _lot_ of animals that are tool users. Many of the tool uses are instinctual, some are learned, some are a combination. This is not a good criteria to use to determine who to eat and who not to eat.

    A much better criteria is economics. This doesn't have to do with capitalism but rather what are the costs of production. How long does it take to get the food? How fast does it grow? What resources does it take? From this perspective there are some plants that are poor candidates because they grow so slowly and there are some animals (like pigs and octopuses) who are excellent candidates for eating. Humans aren't a very good candidate because the reproduce and grow so slowly. It is actually more economically efficient to raise mice than humans. Pigs are far, far better as are chickens, cattle and sheep, all of which can be raised on pastures that won't easily grow other human foods.

  92. Hypothetical role reversal by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

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    Another way of looking at the question is to put us in place of the octopus. Imagine if the octopus had evolved several hundred thousand years further, becoming the dominant life form on a different planet, and chose to explore and colonize Earth. They may look on our people and cities like a bee hive or ant mount; intelligent as a collective but oblivious and insignificant as individuals. Smoking us out and sucking our honey (or worse) may seem completely ethical and moral to them. Our nukes could be their ink cloud, our cries of panic would be incomprehensible, and our futile efforts to escape their snares would be comfortably familiar and expected. What's considered "right" and "wrong" only has meaning if practiced and communicated by those with power, and for those whose minds work differently it often seems arbitrary.

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