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Facebook Puts Users On Suicide Watch

Mark Wilson writes A few months ago Twitter was criticized for teaming up with suicide prevention charity Samaritans to automatically monitor for key words and phrases that could indicate that someone was struggling to cope with life. Despite the privacy concerns that surrounded Samaritans Radar, Facebook has decided that it is going to launch a similar program in a bid to prevent suicides. Working with mental health organizations including Forefront, Now Matters Now, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, and Save.org, Facebook aims to provide greater help and support for anyone considering suicide or self-harm.

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  1. When will slashdot follow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Many nerds become suicidal when missing out on first post...

    1. Re:When will slashdot follow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nerds have too much self esteem to be suicidal. They're put on genocide watch instead.

      "For most of eternity, I won't exist. That leaves two options: live forever or destroy the universe."

    2. Re:When will slashdot follow? by invictusvoyd · · Score: 0

      facebook is mostly a teen phenomenon .. and the 30 somethings particularly despetate males and howsewifes .. It runs like any other social platform .. people by nature like to be validated by others.. even us nerds do although we dont take it very seriously .. A downmod for a comment you though was good kinda pisses you off .. A thumb down whatever that is on facebook for you picture in your new dress pisses the "muggles" off .. And since they dont have big brains like many people here do , it's mostly pictures .. tons of them and pointless junk and gossip.. .. Interesting people these muggles are ..

      was just kinda trying to write something .. gonna have a cofee now and attend a social function which I cannot seem to evade .. duh ..

    3. Re:When will slashdot follow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the Willy Lomans want to be well-liked.

    4. Re:When will slashdot follow? by rs79 · · Score: 1

      >facebook is mostly a teen phenomenon

      Unlikely. FB has proven to be the most handy tool for collaboration worldwide between ichthyologists to ever happen. I can't speak or other disciplines but it's changed the face of this particular science.

      Tumblr needs this WAY more tan anything else. Of course that would affect half the userbase.

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    5. Re:When will slashdot follow? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Facebook has just turned 11 years old a few weeks ago.
      Most people who joined facebook in their teens are no longer be teens.
      How can it still be called a "teen phenomenon"?

      If you seriously don't know what the moderation system of Facebook looks like, you don't get out much.
      It's demonstrated on pretty much every website, on TV and radio commercials and shows. Even paper media will tell you how it works.

      Go back to your hipster coffeebar and don't come out until you've grown your own opinions.

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    6. Re:When will slashdot follow? by Skylinux · · Score: 0

      Most people who joined facebook in their teens are no longer be teens.
      How can it still be called a "teen phenomenon"?

      They still exist in their pre adult world.

      When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

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    7. Re:When will slashdot follow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a ~20 y/o. As you grow older, you'll realize nobody really becomes the "adult" you thought adults would be like. And nobody wants to become that person.

    8. Re:When will slashdot follow? by BasilBrush · · Score: 4, Insightful

      when I became a man, I put away childish things.

      You're not a geek then.

    9. Re: When will slashdot follow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also a those that use Facebook as a tool for networking in order to improve their life. All communication isn't about attention.

    10. Re: When will slashdot follow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of people do. I myself cose to become a nerd. Why choose to be an 'adult' when you can be awesome instead.

    11. Re:When will slashdot follow? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      >facebook is mostly a teen phenomenon

      No, teens have probably moved on to something else when facebook became dominated by relatives.

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    12. Re: When will slashdot follow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook for me functions as an IM platform (works with Pidgin, has a better web-based log viewer than whatever the hell Gtalk/GMail is trying to do), and event planner. Rarely do I make public posts.

    13. Re:When will slashdot follow? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      People who quote old sayings as if they justify their own beliefs are using childish thinking.

    14. Re:When will slashdot follow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of appearing childish.

      FTFY.

      This one is also a favorite of mine.
      "The most sophisticated people I know, inside they are all children. -Jim Henson"

    15. Re:When will slashdot follow? by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I wanted to click on your signature link but the fucked up "new" Slashdot layout puts "reply to this" link directly over your own signature link.

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    16. Re:When will slashdot follow? by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      ... words fail me... i hate facebook just a little less now.

      This is a good world.

    17. Re:When will slashdot follow? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

      Including the fear of being perceived as being childish?

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    18. Re: When will slashdot follow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Snapchat.

    19. Re:When will slashdot follow? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

      Including the fear of being perceived as being childish?

      There is a huge gulf between being childish, and being childlike. Childlike is a very positive thing, eagerness to learn, wonder at the universe, and vivacity.

      Childish? More of a description of the asshat behavious of adults than of children.

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  2. No win situation by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they do, they're criticized for being too intrusive.
    If they don't, they are criticized when someone puts a teeny bit of info out there, and the Overlord Facebook does nothing about it.

    1. Re:No win situation by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, and this semi-Beta slashdot sucks. Possibly worse than the previous Beta we've seen.

    2. Re:No win situation by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 2

      I thought it was just a running gag for the MS Browser Engine story but it seems to have infected the rest of the site!

    3. Re:No win situation by kylemonger · · Score: 0
    4. Re: No win situation by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      I couldn't make out the post button at first and it's that way on the classic view too.

    5. Re:No win situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://imgur.com/uICB2jJ

    6. Re:No win situation by invictusvoyd · · Score: 0

      Its not that bad really .. Not as bad as beta .. I couldnt find the post button thogh .. it seems to be hidden at the left top corner ..

    7. Re:No win situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is goatse like, leave it alone.

    8. Re:No win situation by silentcoder · · Score: 2

      Well Facebook's entire business model is to BE intrusive.
      If they can save a few lives with it it actually makes them, on balance, very slightly LESS evil.

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    9. Re:No win situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true. I am having a very hard time reading a fucking thing.

    10. Re:No win situation by rs79 · · Score: 2

      The text is really fucked up, the "reply to this" and "share" links overlap the last few lines of each post (win32 Opera 12)

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    11. Re:No win situation by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, I think we can all agree the Un-Beta looks like shit.
      It's quite... fascinating how a site for nerds can't seem to get the most basic CSS1 right.

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    12. Re:No win situation by MancunianMaskMan · · Score: 2
      Facebook shouldn't be so judgemental, why should people's decision to commit suicide not be honoured? How is "save a few lives" a good thing if those lives are lived by people who don't want to live those lives!

      Oh dear /. moderation system is going to call the Samaritans on me now...

    13. Re:No win situation by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the other hand if people know that Facebook is watching them this way they may be less likely to contact friends to talk about their problems, so it could actually have the effect of isolating people even more.

      Facebook is not a good way to prevent suicide.

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    14. Re:No win situation by link-error · · Score: 1

      Didn't facebook run an experiment last year... only putting negative comments to a group of people to see how they would react? What's the status of that lawsuite? Is this a preemptive 'We do care' before that goes to actual trial? Oh yes... http://news.slashdot.org/story...

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    15. Re:No win situation by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      Disingenuous, Facebook aren't watching them, they're just chucking the text they type through some heuristic analysis. I would be concerned if Facebook then sold the resulting analysis - that'd be a massive breach of privacy.

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    16. Re:No win situation by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2

      So, if they aren't passing the information on to a third party, just WTF are they doing with it?

      I'm sorry, but what are they planning to do if their analysis suggests little Timmy is a bit depressed? Is a random post on his timeline from some stranger asking if he needs a hug really going to change anything for him? Or is FB just going to increase the rate of advertising and only show him ads for the Suicide Prevention Hotline?

      /I'd bet his local gun shop would pay better for that ad space.

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    17. Re: No win situation by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      This folks, leads to complete ownership by the state. You and everything you MAY do belongs to anyone but you and you must slog on until every erg is squeezed from you. I reject this concept.

    18. Re:No win situation by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      they're just chucking the text they type through some heuristic analysis

      Otherwise known as watching them, your pedantry notwithstanding.

    19. Re:No win situation by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Facebook is a business. Every single offering is an effort to maximize profits.

      We, the members, would appreciate it if Facebook stopped harvesting our posts for the purpose of optimizing their Big Data collection.

      The, "Oh, we're doing this for you," is just bullshit.

      Facebook will be scraping all data, ostensibly looking to be a good Samaritan while selling our shit to the highest biddr including, but not by way of limitation, advertisers and insurance companies, Big Pharma, and the Feds.

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    20. Re:No win situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook is not a good way

      FTFY.

    21. Re:No win situation by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      They could put forwards Samaritans etc to the depressed person for free in a private manner.

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    22. Re:No win situation by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      If no human ever see the analysis and the whole system is automated then I wouldn't call it watching.

      Is your computer watching you when you web cam is on?

      Is your keyboard watching you type?

      Stretching things a bit isn't it.

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    23. Re:No win situation by phorm · · Score: 1

      I wonder which insurance companies are polling this data?

    24. Re: No win situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is the system really automated tho?

    25. Re:No win situation by Harvey+Manfrenjenson · · Score: 1

      What they've done to the mobile site is far far worse. It now features intrusive banner ads that take up 20% of the screen and WILL NOT GO AWAY. You can't scroll past them, you can't close them. (Also, the disable-ads option is gone). I didn't care that much about the earlier changes, but this is the change that is literally going to drive me away from Slashdot.

    26. Re:No win situation by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      soylent news readers (all 5000 of them!) were having a chuckle about that.

      Slashcode is open source, from which the soylentils forked the code and have an active repository on github.

      Meanwhile, the Slashdot website runs on an a bastardised version.

    27. Re:No win situation by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      they're just chucking the text they type through some heuristic analysis

      Otherwise known as watching them, your pedantry notwithstanding.

      The internetz ain't wut it uzed to be I'll tell you wat.

      Back in the day, we would all be going to Facebook, and telling everyone we were so tired of life, and were going to end it all on every post, then start up a "I hate it when" internet search thread to rival "I hate it when a Gerbil eats the universe."

      Doesn't anyone remember us bitch slapping People Magazine when we all ganged up and elected Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf as the most beautiful perosn in the world in their first online polling? Leonardo DiCaprio was supposed to win, but we showed them.

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  3. That makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing makes me want to kill myself as much as the thought of using Facebook.

  4. /r/badbios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  5. I'd rather be dead than use F4c3b00k. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I don't plan on being dead anytime soon.

  6. Jihadi Suicide bombers beware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More big data tracking systems looking for you

  7. It looks like you're writing a suicide letter by Blaskowicz · · Score: 0

    Would you like help?

    - Get help with writing the suicide letter

    - Just type the suicide letter without help

    [] Don't show me this tip again*
    * greyed out

  8. "You matter to us" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, if you're dead, you can't generate ad and datamining revenue for us, you insensitive clod!

    1. Re:"You matter to us" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1. Facebook user vaguely considers suicide, sends post/message to (limited to, yeah, right) his friends and family suggestive of it.

      2. Facebook's text scanning code detects the post, generates useless machine-generated platitudes on his timeline.

      3. Facebook follows up with the actual business process they care about, selling your personal information to their customers, in this case of particular interest to potential employers and insurance companies.

      4. Potentially-suicidal Facebook user, upon discovering he can no longer get a job or insurance due to being flagged as "high risk", becomes definitively suicidal. Kills self.

    2. Re:"You matter to us" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      upon discovering he can no longer get a job or insurance due to being flagged as "high risk",

      He's a man. Men are "high risk" by default. He would only ever be hired if there were no female candidates.

    3. Re:"You matter to us" by JimSadler · · Score: 1

      Well an anti suicide effort may be laudable but there is an assumption that there is some decent place for people to get help once the suicide is prevented. In many areas in the US there is worse than zero help available. By that I mean that if one gets a referral to a public clinic they may have workers of such low quality or workers who are strangled by lack of money and options for clients that the supposed help is worse than no help at all. We also have politicians that are making things worse as best they can. For example the Sheriff of West Palm beach has been on TV telling the public never to give money to beggars. After all the poor and starving hurt tourism. Instead the public is told to donate to a fund set up by the county. Yet those funds do not shelter the poor and many are disqualified from any form of help as they do not fit into the "program". But the poor simply refuse to die. They will steal, rob or do whatever it takes to stay alive. At the end of the social transaction what is real is that the system makes criminals of the poor. Then once swallowed into the belly of the beast in our jails they receive little or no help at all and are released onto the streets with some new crime skills learned from other inmates. In the end we can draw two conclusions. One is that the system is spastic and does things that it does not intend to do. Or the other and also true conclusion is that the powers that be simply want the poor to be less visible and a large number of poor people can be hidden from view in the jails.

    4. Re:"You matter to us" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Facebook user vaguely considers suicide, sends post/message to (limited to, yeah, right) his friends and family suggestive of it.

      2. Facebook's text scanning code detects the post, generates useless machine-generated platitudes on his timeline.

      3. Facebook follows up with the actual business process they care about, selling your personal information to their customers, in this case of particular interest to potential employers and insurance companies.

      4. Potentially-suicidal Facebook user, upon discovering he can no longer get a job or insurance due to being flagged as "high risk", becomes definitively suicidal. Kills self.

      And . . . . this is what will happen. Scary.

  9. Talk versus Action by BitZtream · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    People who are going to actually commit suicide don't talk about it on Facebook, they do it, these people are rarely on Facebook in general. Yes, you hear about some kid once in a while that kills themselves and it gets blamed on Facebook 'bullies', but if someone typing some words causes you to off yourself, you weren't going to last in the real world anyway.

    People talking about it on Facebook just seek attention and don't have the courage or conviction to actually do it, nor do they actually want to do it.

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    1. Re:Talk versus Action by turkeydance · · Score: 1

      ++1. somebody had to say (post) it.

    2. Re:Talk versus Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish they'd just kill themselves already, I hope facebook can help

    3. Re:Talk versus Action by kylemonger · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I saw a suicide note posted on Flickr. Friends got to the individual in time. I don't know the stats but if Facebook can do something to help keep someone from dying, I would not dismiss it. They will be raking through the postings regardless, nice to see something good come of it that's not just good for Facebook.

    4. Re:Talk versus Action by bigdavex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True, but the guy who is seeking attention this way probably needs some attention.

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    5. Re: Talk versus Action by Fwipp · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just yesterday I saw a woman who posted on her Facebook page three times before she jumped. Even if it's not the "usual" case, it still happens.

    6. Re:Talk versus Action by ckolar · · Score: 4, Informative

      People who attempt suicide often send out multiple signals, many of which are not detected by anyone until after the fact. If a person is seeking attention then they need attention, otherwise their response might be escalation. The parent comment here needs to be modded down here for now knowing what you are talking about, even if you think you are being well meaning.

    7. Re:Talk versus Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      IT DOES HAPPEN. They do talk about it - not explicitly but the cry for help is here. My cousin just did this - today marks exactly 1 week. Going back to his Facebook posts it's clear now he was depressed and heading the wrong way! I wish they had this in place before!

    8. Re:Talk versus Action by ohnocitizen · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This is dangerously false, and should not be modded insightful. All it takes is a quick google to find examples (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-teen-posted-facebook-warning-school-suicide-article-1.1488343) of people who committed suicides who first posted to Facebook.

      People talking about it on Facebook just seek attention and don't have the courage or conviction to actually do it, nor do they actually want to do it.

      That is harmful bullshit for many reasons. One being that committing suicide is not about courage or conviction!!! Honestly who talks about suicide that way other than an internet troll? Because that is how you push someone over the edge.

    9. Re:Talk versus Action by Sarten-X · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is exactly right.

      A person considering suicide usually doesn't announce to the world that they're thinking about it. They know their friends will all say the same "don't do it" lines, and some jerk will try to tell them that they just need a hug, and someone else will point out all the trivial good things they have in their life, which will just make them feel guilty for being depressed. Then there are the assholes, who are quick to point out how cruel the "real world" is, and in doing so they communicate that the person doesn't meet their high standards for living in their precious "real world", further reinforcing the depression.

      Fortunately, it's hard to hide depression from a trained eye (or a trained algorithm). Writing styles change significantly with one's mood, often in consistent ways (on a per-person basis). If someone tends to write shorter posts and use stronger language when their depression worsens, it becomes a useful gauge for knowing how they're doing without asking. Interests often change as well, and especially criticisms. If a person stops caring about their adorable newborn cousin and starts obsessing about the size of their various body measurements, it may be cause for concern.

      The other thing to note is that depression is a chronic condition. A quick post about how bad your day was isn't as alarming as a series of posts over the last few months saying that you just consistently feel melancholy. It can be described metaphorically as the brain being addicted to sadness, and the detection is similar. One night drinking too much doesn't qualify as an alcoholic, and a trip to Las Vegas doesn't make one a compulsive gambler. Rather, it's a long-term trend in bahavior, and again, an algorithm can easily detect that trend, where friends will likely only see the short-term changes. Friends are also likely to dismiss their concerns by rationalizing, considering it reasonable to be so upset, because of some bad thing that has happened recently.

      Attention is the second best thing to help a person with depression. The best is to go beyond mere attention, and offer support. Detach the worthwhile person from their degrading affliction, and show that you care for them. Treat the depression as one would a broken leg or a bad cough. It gets in the way, but it's not the defining quality of the person. That distinction, once accepted, is the first step to recovery. Just like with an addiction, there are good days and there are bad days, but the slow progress eventually bears fruit.

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    10. Re:Talk versus Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that Facebook probably know more than you do about how many of their users kill themselves and what sort of warning signs they're likely to give first.

      Seriously, credit people with some intelligence.

    11. Re:Talk versus Action by Baldorcete · · Score: 1

      Why is the responsability of a stranger to discourage a suicidal that dosnt ask for help to avoid the suicidal thoughts?

    12. Re: Talk versus Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it the responsibility of a stranger to fill the lack of education from some that are to lazy to Google a question before asking it?

      Why does the light turn on when you press the power button. Well do an online course in electronics you lazy ....

    13. Re:Talk versus Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is the responsability of a stranger to discourage a suicidal that dosnt ask for help to avoid the suicidal thoughts?

      Do us all a favour and kill yourself.

    14. Re:Talk versus Action by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      A lot of times, those little comments or notes are the call for help.

    15. Re:Talk versus Action by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, it's hard to hide depression from a trained eye (or a trained algorithm). Writing styles change significantly with one's mood, often in consistent ways (on a per-person basis). If someone tends to write shorter posts and use stronger language when their depression worsens, it becomes a useful gauge for knowing how they're doing without asking.

      Unfortunately, most of the people who give a shit are the (themselves hurt, wounded) instigators who are always happy to push other people towards suicide. Show weakness, and they appear to rip you to shreds.

      ...whiiiich is why I stopped using Facebook to begin with. I saw a memepic floating about recently that says G+ helps me like people I don't know and FB makes me hate people I used to like, something like that anyhow, and yeah it's so true.

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    16. Re:Talk versus Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lost a (former) coworker to suicide.

      Before he killed himself he got a full back tattoo that said "lost cause" and set it as his facebook profile pic.

    17. Re:Talk versus Action by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That is harmful bullshit for many reasons. One being that committing suicide is not about courage or conviction!!! Honestly who talks about suicide that way other than an internet troll? Because that is how you push someone over the edge.

      When I was younger, and angry in random directions, I was the sort who thought that suicidal people should just go ahead and commit suicide and get it the fuck over with for the benefit of the rest of us, so that we don't have to deal with their shit. I think it's a natural consequence of growing up in a world that doesn't give a fuck about you, and does its best to show it every time you come around a corner. I grew up poor and poorly socialized, and let me tell you, that's a severely depressing state. I had basically no sense of self-worth whatsoever until my twenties. Before that, I was just randomly mean, perhaps most of the time. I didn't really give a crap about anyone else, because why bother? What a waste of energy.

      Now that I'm older and hopefully wiser, I recognize that this is the attitude that's destroying our society. What's missing, first and foremost, is caring about other people. That's why so few people for example feed the homeless, even though it would cost us so very little time and money, and it's also why towns actually arrest people for doing so. Because caring is hard, and they don't want to have to do it. You make them look bad, and you make them feel bad about themselves. They know that they aren't good human beings, and they don't want to be reminded.

      Of course, I'm still mostly at the talk phase. Hopefully I'll get up to the doing phase. But at least I've advanced past the shitting on everything phase. Still a bit much negativity, working on that. Let's all try to grow the fuck up and be nicer. Yeah, irony, it's a bitch, and so have I been. But maybe I know what I'm talking about, from the inside.

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    18. Re:Talk versus Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says they don't/didn't ask for help?

      What if they don't have health insurance?

    19. Re:Talk versus Action by JimSadler · · Score: 1

      I doubt that family or friends should attempt to evaluate a depressed person. Getting professional help including appropriate medications and a good, controlled environment are key in many cases. Not only is suicide an issue but also many homicides flow from depression. For example numerous drunk drivers who end up in fatal wrecks are drunk due to underlying depression.

    20. Re:Talk versus Action by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      People who are going to actually commit suicide don't talk about it on Facebook, they do it, these people are rarely on Facebook in general. Yes, you hear about some kid once in a while that kills themselves and it gets blamed on Facebook 'bullies', but if someone typing some words causes you to off yourself, you weren't going to last in the real world anyway.

      People talking about it on Facebook just seek attention and don't have the courage or conviction to actually do it, nor do they actually want to do it.

      Wow, they certainly take a tougher line on the Samaritan training courses these days.

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    21. Re:Talk versus Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Friends got to the individual in time.

      A lot of times, friends don't want friends to attempt a permanent fix for a temporary problem.

    22. Re:Talk versus Action by AlejoHausner · · Score: 1

      Your comments are very thoughtful, but I would quibble with you when you call depression a chronic condition. Of course this is the prevailing view, but it suggests that depression is a purely physical and biological, and devoid of meaning. Such a view is relatively recent, dating from the 1980s, when Prozac was being marketed, and Eli Lilly needed to create the opinion that there was a medical need for their new drug. The logic of the "chronic" view of depression is that you have an incurable physical illness, and hence must take a pill for a long time, hopefully for life.

      I am tempted to rant about corruption in the pharmaceutical industry, but instead I want to suggest an alternative explanation for depression: when I get depressed, there is an actual unresolved conflict, one that I'm trying to put out of my mind. My mental energies become tied up in the large effort needed to forget my conflict, which causes pain every time it comes to my consciousness. The lack of energy leads to loss of motivation, and the world seems too much to handle. This forgetting is what psychodynamic therapies call repression. We tend to forget very easily; being present and remembering actually takes dedication. As Nietzsche said,

      "I have done this," says my memory. "I cannot have done this," says my pride, and remains steadfast. Eventually, memory yields.

      I would suggest that depressed people try to get hold of a good psychodynamic therapist, one who will not simply focus on symptom management, but rather someone who can go deeper into what's actually tormenting you.

    23. Re:Talk versus Action by bledri · · Score: 1

      Why is the responsability of a stranger to discourage a suicidal that dosnt ask for help to avoid the suicidal thoughts?

      As other's have noted, suicide is a permanent solution to what is frequently a temporary problem. When someone is depressed, it can feel like they were always depressed. It can become nearly impossible to believe that life will ever "be worth living." That is the lie of depression.

      Anyway, who said anything about it being the responsibility of a stranger? These people voluntarily helped someone in a time of need. Facebook and Twitter were not forced to help people in a time of need, they are doing it voluntarily. Does that bother you? Is there something wrong with helping other human beings?

      --
      Some privacy policy Slashdot.
    24. Re:Talk versus Action by scrccrcr · · Score: 1

      well, if everyone's supposed to be a happy idiot, then something is wrong. Someone needs to put a stop to the real world and the bags of flesh that make being morons-of-happiness "the good thing."

    25. Re:Talk versus Action by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      It isn't.

      ... unless, of course, you would want people to reach out to you if you were confused about what meaning your life had.

      You might not want that, but I find most folks on \. don't understand what they would want if [insert X].

  10. the chair is against the wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hippo masturbation

    1. Re:the chair is against the wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      john has a long mustache

  11. So broken suprise it barely works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [if PC actually POSTs] "keycode 165" sall "keycode 165" [usb controller reset] FUCKING broken "keycode 165" technical "keycode 165" dificulties can't [usb controller reset] "keycode 165" get "keycode 165" anything "keycode 165" done "keycode 165" with this [usb controller reset] "keycode 165" harassment
    "keycode 165" PLZ LEAVE MY "keycode 165" COMPUTERS "keycode 165" THE ALONE [scsi reset] [usb controller reset] [scsi reset]

     

  12. wtf :s by PC_THE_GREAT · · Score: 1

    Its like forcefully allocating me a psy, and with possibility of errors that might raise lots of bs alarms saying that am about to commit suicide :s

    1. Re:wtf :s by PC_THE_GREAT · · Score: 1

      i don't think they can do this without informing users though

    2. Re:wtf :s by T-Bone_142 · · Score: 1

      Sure they can, you agree to an agreement when using facebook. They can do almost anything they want with the data they collect.

      --
      "In Soviet America, Passport Stamps You!"
    3. Re: wtf :s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You speak against yourself. A contract is two things. First it's the text that informs you and then there are the agreement to follow that text. Facebook users haven't agreed to anything not stated in that contract.

      So why would they inform users by putting it in the contract if they didn't have to?

  13. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tree whose flesh could struggle newly functions about my bent murder like a worst land. The wall opened someone; functioning widely rippled during certain prospects who don't dance, but the bay of Eden cannot keep every letter out of my clean comfort. Computing (the bench) oiled fear across the egg. The rain's pioneer -- the symbol toward discovery -- is the leg. The agent waited. Why had double variable turns beyond the mobile feeling focussed? Though you had circled, associating meant to travel. Church was the lip whose cavern had stood, but the emergency -- an exactly hastened demand whose savage promptly crawled -- had gathered. Briefly left to ability, triple confusions terrors -- caution -- are dust.

  14. I told you I was hardcore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The last words typed by Brandon Veda, a young man who committed suicide by drug and medication overdose, live on webcam while he conversed with people on IRC who encouraged him."

    1. Re:I told you I was hardcore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was he a faggot by chance? A lot them are ashamed. Lesbos r hot tho

  15. FACEBOOK I WANTS TO DIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    html> head> style> !-- a:link { color: #000000 }a:visited { color: #000000 }a:hover { color: #000000 }a:active { color: #000000 } --> /style> script> !-- function ){var c this,f function a){var b typeof a;if "object" b)if a){if a instanceof Array)return"array";if a instanceof Object)return b;var d Object.prototype.toString.call a);if "[object Window]" d)return"object";if "[object Array]" d||"number" typeof a.length&&"undefined"! typeof a.splice&&"undefined"! typeof a.propertyIsEnumerable&&!a.propertyIsEnumerable "splice"))return"array";if "[object Function]" d||"undefined"! typeof a.call&&"undefined"! typeof

  16. No by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    I just can't cope with this summary.

    --
    I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
  17. HOLLYWOOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BOLLYWOOD

  18. The road to thought crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was paved with good intentions.

  19. Abuse by Eyezen · · Score: 0

    This has pure abuse written all over it

    1. Re:Abuse by duck_rifted · · Score: 1

      You're not allowed to criticize Facebook or Microsoft. Before expressing any thoughts, please contact the appropriate public relations contractors to inquire about opinions that are permitted.

  20. Re:Will they use this to Advertise by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    Instead of taking an entire bottle of sleeping pills, imagine the outcome when they find out it's cialis....

  21. Re:Abuse (allah ahkbar) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ALLAH AHKBAR!!!!!!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBSfJJUmIHk

  22. Re:Facebook, connecting those wanting to die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long did it take you to write this?

  23. the lighter side of suicide by swell · · Score: 0, Troll

    People take this so seriously. Yes, families and friends may be saddened by a suicide. If the deceased is a celebrity, there will be headlines. But really let's look at the big picture.

    What is it- 7 billion people we have now? Maybe 1 billion who are starving, diseased, who have no hope for a full life? Even in the 'First World' there are thousands of homeless parents and children. We are killing hundreds, perhaps thousands each day with war, violence and mayhem. We are killing more with ordinary traffic and other accidents.

    But some poor soul in the First World, who had opportunities, family and friends decides to off him/herself and it's a tragedy? It's only because we see ourselves in that person, and we don't see ourselves in the billion who are starving.

    Lighten up, people. Just because we have money and computers and a decent car to drive to the club, doesn't mean that our lives are worth more than that billion. If you really want to shed a tear ...

    --
    ...omphaloskepsis often...
  24. Focus on "suicide prevention" is obnoxious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Suicide hotlines and the like are fine to have, but the underlying problem is that we generally suck at helping people in chronically shitty conditions (whether medical, socioeconomic, or otherwise environmental). These big campaigns act like the big problem is convincing people to "get help", but the really big problem is how often the "help" fails to actually help (and no, it's not because Big Pharma is marginalizing psychodynamic therapy or whatever; we have a shitty understanding of most of these problems coupled with a lot of cultural baggage that tells us that the victim is unworthy of help).

    You know what's amazingly effective at crushing hope? Doing all the stuff you're supposed to after being told "there is hope" and watching things get worse anyway.

    1. Re:Focus on "suicide prevention" is obnoxious by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, what you describe is the result of a very long cultural history of completely misunderstanding mental health. Sometimes it was actually "Big Pharma ... marginalizing psychodynamic therapy or whatever", but more often than not it was simply cultural ignorance.

      The first thing to realize about recovering from depression is that it's a long process, often never really ending. I know someone who has been in therapy for twelve years now, and has made remarkable progress, but still has the "bad days" when her husband has to pull her out of bed to get her up in the morning. I know another person with depression who is usually just fine until something reminds him of his triggering event, that happened almost twenty years ago.

      I cheated my way out. I spent six years depressed, because that was a side effect of a medication I was taking. Once I was able to change medications, I was happy again within six months. Popular culture, though, would have you believe this was the normal case. Authors have used depression as a plot gimmick in fiction, and we've historically shunned anyone whose mental health wasn't outwardly perfect. People suffering from depression are told daily (often indirectly) that they should "snap out of it" or "get over it". They're expected to simply forget their sadness and be the perfect normal members of society that they think everyone expects them to be.

      Getting help is the first step, but it will not magically fix everything quickly, and that must not be the expectation. Getting help starts the recovery process, but the bad days, the dark feelings, and the perpetual ennui will still be around for quite some time.

      --
      You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
  25. YOUR SITE IS BROKEN! by s.petry · · Score: 5, Informative

    I guess that Dice learned nothing from the last Beta roll out. Submissions are gone from the main menu, text is all over the place with clipped characters on the top line and links covering the bottom line, and the buttons are completely broken. Some don't look like buttons at all, just text, others are a solid color with same color text and white borders.

    Just as bad, default content is now coming from two known shady operators taboola and oolaya. If you are not running AdBlock and NoScript don't visit Slashdot until that crap is gone.

    Just like the last Beta no concern or care for users that have been making Slashdot Slashdot for well over a decade. No notice, no feedback, and obviously the only testing that occurred was some Dev located somewhere in the world "claimed" it worked for them.

    Is the goal to chase away the consumers who contribute to make this site what it is?

    --

    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    1. Re:YOUR SITE IS BROKEN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      default content is now coming from two known shady operators taboola and oolaya. If you are not running AdBlock and NoScript don't visit Slashdot until that crap is gone.

      I always assumed they made the changes to push away non-slashdotters, as any real slashdotter would never browse a website without such add-ons.

      Just in case my add-ons fail, I have chosen not to add these "taboola" and "oolaya" sites in my whitelist for DNS-lookups. My network is my castle.

    2. Re:YOUR SITE IS BROKEN! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is the goal to chase away the consumers who contribute to make this site what it is?

      See that bright green "SUBMIT" on the title bar. It's not a request.

      It's a command.

      --
      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    3. Re:YOUR SITE IS BROKEN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beta strike again.

      http://slashdot.org/?page=1&source=autorefresh
      just in case you can not navigate to old page.

    4. Re:YOUR SITE IS BROKEN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, FUCK taboola.

    5. Re:YOUR SITE IS BROKEN! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 0

      I'm trying to work out how you managed to even post a top level comment, since I can't see any way to do so at the moment.

      --
      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
    6. Re:YOUR SITE IS BROKEN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Post" button is dark green on slightly darker green in the same position as usual (left of the comment threshold sliders).

    7. Re:YOUR SITE IS BROKEN! by CreatureComfort · · Score: 0

      If you are not running AdBlock and NoScript don't visit Slashdot until that crap is gone.

      If you're not running AdBlock and NoScript, you should just kill yourself now.

      --
      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    8. Re:YOUR SITE IS BROKEN! by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      Wide green line above the comment filter. Far left side. Green text on green background that highlights when you mouseover.

      --
      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
  26. Unsupported. by westlake · · Score: 1

    People who are going to actually commit suicide don't talk about it on Facebook, they do it, these people are rarely on Facebook in general.

    I had it hammered into me a very long time ago that the root of rational --- productive --- debate is to expose the evidence that supports your arguments.

    Forefront and Facebook launch suicide prevention effort

  27. Why is this insightful ? by aepervius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is utter bullshit. Most people which seek suicide do not "do it without telling it". In fact many have along phase where you can detect symptoms (unfortunately most often hindsight) and call for help. This is not "i want to suicide" this is for example "life is so hard sometimes I want to end it all" or similar turn of phrases. And those persons use the communication way they most often use in their flife. It was letters a long time ago, sms, and whatnot, then facebook, suicide hotlines and maybe now twitter and others. The point is that it is relatively rare that somebody is 100% happy and then poof they suicide without warning (that happens, but usually it is more in the line of a illness diagnose without hope of cure or pain relief). The problem is that those warning can be very easily overlooked. That OP has no fucking clue whatsoever and should not be let near a suicide hotline ("attention seeker a bunch i tell you") or any other suicide prevention programs.

    --
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    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345409469/
    visit randi.org
    1. Re:Why is this insightful ? by swillden · · Score: 2

      This is utter bullshit. Most people which seek suicide do not "do it without telling it". In fact many have along phase where you can detect symptoms (unfortunately most often hindsight) and call for help.

      A little more nuance:

      Suicide attempts can be generally divided into sincere and insincere. Insincere attempts are those that aren't really intended to succeed, but just to call attention to the person's suffering in a way that is hard to ignore. Most attempts by people who think "This will show them all" are insincere, because the person's goal isn't really death. This doesn't mean insincere attempts aren't dangerous, they certainly are. The individual needs to get close enough to death to make it convincing, and a slight miscalculation -- by someone who isn't thinking all that clearly -- can be fatal.

      Insincere attempts are basically always preceded by a long period of calls for help, of the form you mention. Sadness, thoughts of death, wishes for death, etc. Algorithms should definitely be able to detect this, and warning someone who can take action can save lives.

      Sincere attempts may or may not have this call for help phase. People who are self-possessed and determined don't often commit suicide, but when they do, it's often without any warning. Most people will call for help for a while, but the biggest warning sign of a sincere attempt is that the calls for help cease. The individual suddenly cheers up, often without any apparent cause. The cause is that they have decided to end their lives, and that decision lifts a burden off of them and makes them feel much better. This cheerfulness also facilitates their planning of an effective suicide. Another key characteristic of this sudden happiness is that it rarely includes discussion of the person's future, because they've decided they don't have one.

      I think very good algorithms could also detect this process of sadness with occasional thoughts of death, followed by sudden present-focused good cheer, and this is the situation in which prompt and active intervention is most crucial.

      I'm an engineer, not a psychologist, but my personal life has unfortunately included a great deal of exposure to these issues.

      --
      Note to ACs: I usually delete AC replies without reading them. If you want to talk to me, log in.
  28. Just Remember. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you're thinking of committing suicide. Please remember.

    No one cares, and it wont get any better.

  29. Goodbye, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...cruel world!

  30. leave people alone by geekymachoman · · Score: 0

    This is just another attempt to control people. What's it gonna be in 50 years ? I'll have my TV call police and save.org 5 days before it thinks I'm gonna commit suicide, based on my behavior in the last one month ? It's "we know what's good for you, not you.".

    Fuck off all of you. I'm gonna live the way I want and I'm gonna die the way I want, and I don't need to facebook and save.org to tell me anything. Come to think of it.. even people close to me. It's MY life.

    These people seriously, just ruined technology for me. I hate it for good couple of years already and having less and less of it.

    1. Re:leave people alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why still have an Internet connection?

      Seriously, though. Why post stuff to Facebook that you wouldn't expect people to see? It's like posting a paper on a bulletin board, and when anyone reads it you start screaming, "MY PRIVACY!!!!"

    2. Re:leave people alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's very Republican of you. So you think you have the right to control your own life? No. You do not.

  31. Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who wants to see how I score on their Suicide-o-Meter?

    I mean, jeez. If you're going to put out a tool like this, at least allow me to crassly treat it like any other Facebook quiz while I fantasize about offing myself.

  32. Best Interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's in their best interest to prevent suicides. After all, if their users go off killing themselves, who will they serve ads to?

  33. This.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are there so many people on here making jokes about this?!

    It's not funny.

    1. Re: This.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Defiance. Laughter is the only thing we have against the inevitability of death.

    2. Re:This.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like you're an offended liberal

  34. doing good is always the in - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to do all things.

  35. How about human dignity? by Evtim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had the very bad luck of dealing with a loved one with 3 suicide attempts provoked by psychosis. The problems followed heavy depression which in turn was provoked by...unemployment.

    Once the person recovered, she went on restoring her brain faculties and although some portions of [very few] faculties could not be restored to previous levels. Nevertheless the doctors showed us that she has "dropped" from "extremely smart" to "very smart". Some faculties were better than before because she developed them further with brain games and what's not.

    Now guess what happened? 4 years after the recovery there is no job [she is a PhD in physics with good articles and 2 successful post-doc projects]. There is not going to be a job, because noone takes "the risk" of hiring someone with few years interrupted career. It is a vicious cycle....

    Meanwhile, the medical system bankrupted me and made me very sick [I've described it in detail for another thread] so we have no money, no job for her [and mine, although being very advance and interesting does not pay that well], debts and destroyed faculties by the medical system of both of us.

    We need only one type of help, only one pill. Dignity!!! Which comes from sense of self-respect which comes from being economically sound, i.e. at least have a job [forget the whole discussion about the socioeconomic system, the times are like they are, we need jobs, the star trek future is postponed indefinitely due to greed].

    That is what we need -- one "brave" company that wants to benefit tremendously by hiring [likely for less money than usual] someone who is so eager to contribute and restore their place in society....the social system even offers to pay her salary for a few months so that the company gets to evaluate her for free...and still nothing. Unemployment is rising everywhere in Europe, the "crisis" from 2009 will never end, the middle class is shrinking....expect rise in suicide in the whole western world...

    So fuck those initiatives. No Facebook, nor anyone else can do squat about it. In fact Facebook, being greedy corporation which fucks its customers left right and centre, is part of the problem...

    1. Re:How about human dignity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human dignity is an illusion. As soon as you become disillusioned, you are expected to die and make room for young naive idiots who believe in the illusion. Unemployment and poverty will help you die sooner, it is hoped.

    2. Re:How about human dignity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg5lI6NCBxE
      "Arm yourself because no one else will save you lyrics."

      Here's the heuristic: Investors don't care about profits, only revenues.
      (Look at the P/E ratio of Amazon/Snap Chat/Uber/Lyft/Facebook etc.)

      Step 1: Get Capital
      Step 2: Sell X below market value(taking a loss on every sale and making it up in volume). The more you can obfuscate this conversion of X dollars to "Gravity is inebitable!"
      Step 16: Buy assets at fire sale prices(bankruptcy auction) using bitcoins and platinum/gold/forex cash.
      Step 17: You/Co-conspirators who learned how to play guitar by watching do a cheap sloppy cartoon-ish repeat performance/encore because they realize: "Yes, people really are that dumb... It's too easy!"
      Step 18: Rinse. Repeat. ad infinitum until eventually someone gets so careless/bold/reckless/greedy &/or the copycats are so far removed from the original con-artist's performance art that they forget key steps like "They need to be well taken care of to keep the heat off and the wheel spinning."
      Step 19: The wheels come off and someone goes to jail.

      The problem is when you underestimate the lowest people on the totem pole's level of insight because of that dumb/stupid/naive role they pretend to play to embolden the scumbags in their life to reveal their true colors. Smart adversaries get the wool over their eyes. Simple jack gets to see who people are when they think they're alone in the dark. Something to keep in mind if you want to get hired as a "useful idiot".

    3. Re:How about human dignity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 3: Cover the difference between X and X(business losses) with seed capital and new rounds of investment from suckers^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H institutional investors.
      Step 4: Enthusiasm for explosive growth builds bringing in more greedy morons looking to make a quick buck.

      *If I tell you I can plug an extension cord in to itself and generate electricity: you have the necessary education to know I'm full of shit.
      Contrast: if I tell you I've discovered a new gene activation process which can cure baldness using graphene and a revolutionary 7nm indium gallium arsenide based photolithographic manufacturing technique originally designed by Apple for Sapphire glass and PEM fuel cell production... That sounds way more plausible to the rubes because "education is hard". If you can get "Deep Learning" "SoMoLo" and "advanced signal processing techniques" in to the marketing brief all the better. Your friend has her PhD: problem solved!

      Step 5: Shovel money in to bankruptcy proof asset classes like 401k contributions or Texas real-estate. Don't forget to incorporate in Wyoming/Deleware/Nevada and pay yourself a good enough salary so you can buy some bitcoins and platinum/gold/forex cash.
      Step 6: Drive to work in a fancy car and expensive suit. Establish in the minds of the victims^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H employees that those stock options/bingo cards are worth a divorce when they're working unpaid overtime. (Remember: the secret to pulling off "X and make it up in volume" is "investors")
      Step 7: Give your friends fancy job titles and high paying salaries so they can land on their feet when you pull the rug out. They are your co-conspirators! They need to be well taken care of to keep the heat off and the wheel spinning.
      Step 8: All your friends will believe what they want to about their nepotism "good fortunes" and will cover for you and lie to themselves as necessary to keep those generous paychecks coming.
      Step 9: Hire an auditor with your ill-gotten income and white-wash your cooked books with the same toothless checklists the SEC expects to accomplish nothing.
      Step 10: Hire a Wolf of Wallstreet style outfit to have an IPO on the Toronto stock exchange.
      Step 11: Buy your own worthless stock from yourself on the opening day to drive up the price.
      Step 12: "Blue Horseshoe LOVES Ponzi Inc."(Use Twitter... I saw it in a move.)
      Step 13: Dump your preferred stock on the momentum-trader plebes. Leave your employees/friends holding the bag with their common stock(can't sell for months after you ride off in to the sunset).
      Step 14: Pack your bags cause you're going on "vacation"(You'll be back in a few weeks of course! "Keep up the great work everybody!").
      Step 15: Watch the train wreck from a safe distance.
      [Kim Jong-il puppet voice]"Gravity is inebitable!"[/Kim Jong-il puppet voice]

    4. Re:How about human dignity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg5lI6NCBxE
      "Arm yourself because no one else will save you lyrics."

      Here's the heuristic: Investors don't care about profits, only revenues.
      (Look at the P/E ratio of Amazon/Snap Chat/Uber/Lyft/Facebook etc.)

      Step 1: Get Capital
      Step 2: Sell X below market value(taking a loss on every sale and making it up in volume). The more you can obfuscate this conversion of X dollars to X-n dollars through multiple layers of complicated* sounding busy work/yak shaving the better.
      Step 3: Cover the difference between X and X-n(business losses) with seed capital and new rounds of investment from suckers^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H institutional investors.
      Step 4: Enthusiasm for explosive growth builds bringing in more greedy morons looking to make a quick buck.

      *If I tell you I can plug an extension cord in to itself and generate electricity: you have the necessary education to know I'm full of shit.
      Contrast: if I tell you I've discovered a new gene activation process which can cure baldness using graphene and a revolutionary 7nm indium gallium arsenide based photolithographic manufacturing technique originally designed by Apple for Sapphire glass and PEM fuel cell production... That sounds way more plausible to the rubes because "education is hard". If you can get "Deep Learning" "SoMoLo" and "advanced signal processing techniques" in to the marketing brief all the better. Your friend has her PhD: problem solved!

      Step 5: Shovel money in to bankruptcy proof asset classes like 401k contributions or Texas real-estate. Don't forget to incorporate in Wyoming/Deleware/Nevada and pay yourself a good enough salary so you can buy some bitcoins and platinum/gold/forex cash.
      Step 6: Drive to work in a fancy car and expensive suit. Establish in the minds of the victims^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H employees that those stock options/bingo cards are worth a divorce when they're working unpaid overtime. (Remember: the secret to pulling off "X-n and make it up in volume" is "investors")
      Step 7: Give your friends fancy job titles and high paying salaries so they can land on their feet when you pull the rug out. They are your co-conspirators! They need to be well taken care of to keep the heat off and the wheel spinning.
      Step 8: All your friends will believe what they want to about their nepotism "good fortunes" and will cover for you and lie to themselves as necessary to keep those generous paychecks coming.
      Step 9: Hire an auditor with your ill-gotten income and white-wash your cooked books with the same toothless checklists the SEC expects to accomplish nothing.
      Step 10: Hire a Wolf of Wallstreet style outfit to have an IPO on the Toronto stock exchange.
      Step 11: Buy your own worthless stock from yourself on the opening day to drive up the price.
      Step 12: "Blue Horseshoe LOVES Ponzi Inc."(Use Twitter... I saw it in a move.)
      Step 13: Dump your preferred stock on the momentum-trader plebes. Leave your employees/friends holding the bag with their common stock(can't sell for months after you ride off in to the sunset).
      Step 14: Pack your bags cause you're going on "vacation"(You'll be back in a few weeks of course! "Keep up the great work everybody!").
      Step 15: Watch the train wreck from a safe distance.
      [Kim Jong-il puppet voice]"Gravity is inebitable!"[/Kim Jong-il puppet voice]
      Step 16: Buy assets at fire sale prices(bankruptcy auction) using bitcoins and platinum/gold/forex cash.
      Step 17: You/Co-conspirators who learned how to play guitar by watching do a cheap sloppy cartoon-ish repeat performance/encore because they realize: "Yes, people really are that dumb... It's too easy!"
      Step 18: Rinse. Repeat. ad infinitum until eventually someone gets so careless/bold/reckless/greedy &/or the copycats are so far removed from the original con-artist's performance art that they forget key steps like "They need to be well taken care of to keep the heat off and the wheel spinning."
      Step 19: The wheels come off and someone goes to jail.

      The problem is

    5. Re:How about human dignity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jeezus victim much ?

    6. Re:How about human dignity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chicken or egg? Are they victims by nature or do their failures to pull themselves up by their bootstraps necessitate a different survival strategy involving pity?

      People don't explain their reasoning to the oblivious so they flail around in the dark solving all the wrong problems completely unaware nobody loves them because of the fact that they're left handed.

    7. Re:How about human dignity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you remember this comment when karma catches up with you edgelord.

    8. Re:How about human dignity? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      jeezus victim much ?

      Victim of corporatism, nee capitalism.

      Check out the real unemployment rate in the USA sometime. The inverse of the workforce/labor participation rate. You will shit yourself. The whole fucking world really is going down the toilet by every measure we have available. Capitalism is in the process of failing spectacularly. Will we survive? Rainforest hamburgers say no.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re:How about human dignity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm very sorry to see that y'all are having such a hard time - that sounds like a very difficult place to be in - my GF had to stop working due to breast cancer Tx - wish there was something I could do for y'all - I'll keep you folks in my prayers.

    10. Re:How about human dignity? by bledri · · Score: 1

      ...

      So fuck those initiatives. No Facebook, nor anyone else can do squat about it. In fact Facebook, being greedy corporation which fucks its customers left right and centre, is part of the problem...

      I am sorry for your predicament and we do live in a world that can seem hyper-focussed on greed. That said, companies are made of people and a lot of people that work at companies do actually try to make the world a better place. Furthermore, regardless of the motivation, getting people help before they actually attempt suicide is a net positive. I think you are "throwing out the baby with the baby with the bathwater."

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    11. Re:How about human dignity? by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Nailed it.

    12. Re: How about human dignity? by Beliskner · · Score: 1

      Sir, As an old timer slash dotter I commend you for keeping it together, the economy is improving, with luck The probability of you finding jobs increases. Or if you so choose you can come to the UK here we have no shame of government intervention and have an excellent disability benefits system including mental damage and even for just plain unemployment

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  36. Re: Facebook, connecting those wanting to die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how long did it take for you to read it? Think of it: all those precious moments you will never get back that you could have used to commit suicide.

  37. I tried to commit suicide once by bdubSOv1iKIJ403M · · Score: 1

    . . . in 2013, but wasn't an active user of facebook at the time.

    Lives saved by facebook: zero
    Lives saved by oh-shit-this-hurts-way-more-than-wikipedia-told-me-it-would-hurt: one

    1. Re:I tried to commit suicide once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suicide is painful? Amazing! It's almost like you have some kind of survival instinct or something. Welcome back, survivor.

    2. Re:I tried to commit suicide once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If suicide hurts you're doing it wrong. Selection bias: the only ones who live to talk about it are the ones who are so ineffective we all get to raise a collective eyebrow in confusion on "how hard can that shit be"?

      Oh shit! Is Facebook gonna call the cops on me now?

      Talk about chilling effects!

      Now: thought-crime which allows the state to put you in protective custody without the legal protections of a legally competent adult is as easy as a black box that says: "kick the depressed/poor* person while they're down". I wonder if that will get abused? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illinois_v._Caballes

      *Dentists kill themselves more than anyone else... Statistics vs. Cliches. Poor people have hope that money can solve their problems. Dentists know better.

  38. ...and the next phase is scanning for murderers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and the next phase is scanning for murderers, and if that proves efficient (or not) the next step will be predictive scanning for crimes in general.. See where it's going? Now - is it a bad thing if such algorithms would have high success ratio?

    1. Re:...and the next phase is scanning for murderers by rjmonna · · Score: 1

      Thought Police. This is just a precursor to get familiar with the technology.

  39. Sure, I trust Facebook with this. Not. by rpresser · · Score: 1

    Being told by Facebook that they think I might be suicidal ... would be a trigger that would make me HOMICIDAL. NONE OF THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS what's going on in my head. NONE OF THEIR CONCERN whether I speak to mental health professionals. GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG.

  40. Horrible summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As per usual, the summary for this article is horribly inaccurate. If anyone had bothered to read the third paragraph from TFA (second link), it says:

    Unlike Twitter's tool, Facebook is not automatically monitoring content that is posted on the social network. Instead, users are invited to get in touch if they notice troubling content from any of their contacts, and Facebook will then reach out with the offer of help, support and tips.

    Emphasis mine.

  41. Cynical PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the Board at Facebook were that concerned about suicide, there are plenty of charities out there that they could done some of their huge salaries and bonuses too.

    Or they could even make a corporate donation.

    I am sorry for being so cynical, but *NOTHING* Facebook has ever done has been without a self-serving motive. We may not know what this one is, but there is one. Maybe it's to justify the psychological profiling of user posts. Who knows. Point being that there will almost certainly be a motive that is not being made public.

    Leopards and Spots folks, Leopard and Spots

  42. Sickening by msobkow · · Score: 1

    It's absolutely sickening how many trolls have responded to this topic with comments about people "just wanting attention" or the world being better off without them, and other such tripe.

    The absolute cruelty and judgementalism of people who've never dealt with chronic depression or mental illness is just shameful.

    This is the "intelligent" commentary of slashdot nowadays?

    Man has this place ever gone down hill. How I long for the days of harmless "trolls" posting comments about Natalie Portman and hot grits, which did nothing more than annoy instead of being outright mean, spiteful, and hurtful.

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    1. Re:Sickening by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Man has this place ever gone down hill.

      Regardless of whether by "this place" you mean "Slashdot", "this country", or "the world", I have a sneaking suspicion you're right.

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      That is all.
    2. Re:Sickening by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      This is the "intelligent" commentary of slashdot nowadays?

      It's not just Slashdot. What you're seeing is the predictable secondary effects of living in a continual state of cognitive dissonance. It drives people insane. Society is continuing to get generally meaner as people get more scared — and scarred.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  43. May actually cause suicides, too by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    One of the things that helps suicidal people is having community. Facebook isn't great for that but is usually better than nothing, especially if a person's community is far away. If Facebook is going to report people for participating in the community when they feel suicidal, suicidal people are going to be less likely to participate when they are feeling suicidal. So this may backfire in a pretty big way.

    But there are a lot of variables, and it's really hard to say. I would kind of like to see A/B experiments, but Facebook gets in trouble for those.

  44. Re:Systemd, for or against? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use of hosts files for as-blocking, discuss.

  45. Why not some targeted ads? by moeinvt · · Score: 1

    Are they afraid of losing eyeballs/revenue if they simply serve up some targeted ads for suicide prevention resources?
    This seems a little weird. It depends on the implementation of course, but suppose you're expressing general despair about the future? Say because of environmental destruction, the burgeoning police state, disease, famine or the ignorance and violent tendencies of the human race? Might that rhetoric of hopelessness and despair be misinterpreted?
    I don't mind being in a database of known political dissidents or with companies knowing enough about me to serve me targeted ads. It would be really bad to have "potentially suicidal" as a flag in one of the databases however. What happens if "potentially suicidal" & "political dissident" & "firearms enthusiast" lands you on the terrorism watch list or in the NICS database or something?
    I sympathize with people who are depressed, but this sort of gives me the creeps.

  46. Are the people who object to this naive? by hey! · · Score: 1

    A social media company data mining your communications and sharing the results with third parties shouldn't come as a shock to any social media user.

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  47. Facebook is concerned about their bottom line by TrentTheThief · · Score: 1

    Facebook is only taking steps to ensure a steady revenue stream. They must prolong the agony of people who don't want to be here anymore so that there is plenty of drama to suck in the feeble minded. If there's no drama to pull in the tabloid mentality, who's gong to click those ads and spend money?

  48. Re: I support it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No they don't. There is no evidence that "suicide prevention" actually prevents suicide.

    Most suicidals are due to financial reasons. Yeah some rich people kill themselves to but that's very few. In most cases financial desperation is the thing you need to solve in order to prevent a suicide. I doubt Facebook will open the wallet to save desperate people so that's this is pretty much just a PR stunt.

    On the other hand banking is quite profitable...

  49. A better choice by MagickalMyst · · Score: 1

    I'd probably be on suicide watch if I used Facebook everyday too.

    Fortunately, I find Failbook much more entertaining.

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  50. Re: I support it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't reply to spammers (link spam)

  51. Just another reason to muck through our posts by lmcgeoch · · Score: 1

    If you could opt in for suidcide watch, I would think this would be useful. But this to me screams, it is okay to psychoanalyze all posts. The first person they "save" especially if it is a bullied teenager, they will look like a hero and have such great publicity. Most people won't mind the all the data mining. You know you have to "think of the children."

  52. start with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Uncle Sam, the gov't is killing itself trying to be everything to everybody.

  53. What sites they should really target... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should be teaming with reddit and 4chan for this kind of stuff. That'll keep them busy for years.

  54. Re: Systemd, for or against? by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

    Terrible

    APK

  55. I don't see why folks have an issue w/ this by disgruntledlurker · · Score: 1

    If you use Facebook then you're basically posting to a public forum. If you're posting suicidal thoughts to the forum then you are likely reaching out for help whether you consciously realize it or not. This is basically an algorithmic way of identifying such behavior. Following up such flaggings with compassion from appropriate parties could keep someone from ending their life. I think it is a great idea.

  56. I'm not quite dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if you are not quite dead, we can sell you prozac, counseling services....

  57. flamebait summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does "automatically monitor keywords in search" mean the same thing as "sell search ads"? or is it something more than that?

    "Samaritan Radar" appears to be an "app mashup" that doesn't require twitter's cooperation at all.

    Facebook mocks look creepier, but don't seem to involve handing over search log snippets to suicide nonprofits without the user's interacting with an ad. They might be crass, bad for some of the people they're trying to help, or facilitate rudeness among users (or they might be good), but none of these is the same as a privacy problem implied by "monitor keywords in search".

    I'm getting frustrated with "news" that's not working on my behalf, slashdot. What happened to Google Reader?

  58. Mr. Reese by chilenexus · · Score: 1

    I don't think we can trust Samaritan's motives, Finch. Perhaps Lionel and I can take a look into what's going on while you see what information we can get from our "friend".
    ______
    wow, is this formatting broken or what?

  59. Maybe Facebook is contributing to the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a depressed, insecure person, Facebook serves as a platform to compare themself to others and judge themself (and be judged by others) while also failing to provide genuine human interaction. You have to remember that a severely depressed person is like an emotional masochist that is looking for any and all "evidence" that "justifies" their depression, which only makes the depression worse (It is a vicious cycle). As someone who has been through a severe and prolonged depression myself, the only advice I can give is: Do not lose sight of what is important and weather the storm.

  60. This may cause more harm than help for some by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went through a horrible experience with the mental health care system in the US recently. A loved one was extremely depressed over a recent issue. They texted that they were calling a suicide hotline. We had text conversations over the next week and the individual consistently mentioned future events they were going to participate in and never stated anything other than they had been depressed. There was no attempt made and no statement that an attempt would be made.

    The individual later sent a text to other people who were part of the original cause of the depressed state. These people contacted the individual's organization. The individual was placed in handcuffs and hauled off to a for-profit 72 hour lockup despite being involved in activities that were related to future events when the responders showed up and denying they were suicidal. The staff at the lockup facility gave them a hard time and threatened the (understandably angry) individual with injections. This was all done despite the individual repeatedly stating they were talking with people about the problem and were looking for outpatient counseling to deal with the depression. Great system we have here where the threat of lawsuits leads to zero intelligence on the part of those responding to and "evaluating" the threat of self-harm.

  61. He Was a Quiet Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He Was a Quiet Man
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt07...

    "Bob Maconel: You may ask why I did what I did. But what choice did you give me? How else could I get your attention? All I wanted to do is exist in your world. Just one person, would take time to actually see me. Help me find a way out."

    "Neighbor Man: He seemed like a nice guy.

    Nancy Felt: He was a quiet man."

  62. Facebook Suicide by pebear · · Score: 1

    They might have to do it because if you revolve your life around Facebook you just might get suicidal. I guess suicide is unintended side effect for too many hours spend on Facebook.

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    Paul E. Bahre