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Being Lazy Is a Sign of High Intelligence, Study Suggests (independent.co.uk)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Independent: Findings from a U.S.-based study seem to support the idea that people with a high IQ get bored less easily, leading them to spend more time engaged in thought. And active people may be more physical as they need to stimulate their minds with external activities, either to escape their thoughts or because they get bored quickly. Researchers from the Florida Gulf Coast University gave a classic test -- dating back three decades -- to a group of students. The 'need for cognition' questionnaire asked participants to rate how strongly they agree with statements such as "I really enjoy a task that involves coming up with new solutions to problems," and "I only think as hard as I have to." The researchers, led by Todd McElroy, then selected 30 'thinkers' and 30 'non-thinkers' from the pool of candidates. Over the next seven days both groups wore a device on their wrist which tracked their movements and activity levels, providing a constant stream of data on how physically active they were. Results showed the thinking group were far less active during the week than the non-thinkers. "Ultimately, an important factor that may help more thoughtful individuals combat their lower average activity levels is awareness," said McElroy, according to The British Psychological Society. "Awareness of their tendency to be less active, coupled with an awareness of the cost associated with inactivity, more thoughtful people may then choose to become more active throughout the day."

254 comments

  1. was going to post earlier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    but did'n feel like doing it

    1. Re: was going to post earlier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats to missed frist psot!

    2. Re: was going to post earlier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frosty Piss, is that you..?

    3. Re:was going to post earlier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tldr

    4. Re:was going to post earlier by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Well, apparently, I'm smarter than you!

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    5. Re:was going to post earlier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tldr

      ""

    6. Re:was going to post earlier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, apparently

  2. OR (exclusive) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are the average dumb fat obesse american.

    1. Re:OR (exclusive) by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Perhaps the typical Fat Dumb American are actually intelegent people who cannot find work to match their potential.
      This isn't other similar research correlating intelligence with other related issues.
      Such as intelegent people tend to get paid less than people with lower intelligence. Or People with higher IQ may get caught up in drug addiction.

      I think in part much of American values are built on the concept of hard work and not on smart work.
      If I am smarter than the next guy and gave a task to do I may get it done in half the time and go home early while the guy who is having a harder time is putting in overtime. Thus he is getting paid more for doing more work however the outcome is the same.

      Then we also get the smart guy questioning authority. So the boss will say "Do it this way." While you may think of a better way and the boss doesn't like watching you not following his direction.

      Now all this goes down to a link in America correlating obesity with income. So this with other research such as this one helps paint a better picture of the complex issue that we face. Not the simplified tweet or a snarky comic of a fat guy in a wheelchairs with flags and gun going 'Merica!
       

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    2. Re:OR (exclusive) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cause or effect though?

      Does being fat cause one to be smarter or does being not so smart cause you to get fat?

      the research released a few days ago suggest that being fat causes brain shrinkage but no measurable loss in intelligence so it looks like we are seeing two parts of the same effect here, trouble is that the implied conclusions of both conflict. One says that being smart makes you lazy which is not the same thing as being overweight because of laziness, the other research implies that over time the brain shrinks when you get overweight. So does laziness make your brain shrink or does some other as yet unnamed cause of obesity cause the observed conditions of obesity and brain shrinkage and how does laziness play into this?

      It is clear that there is a nuance here that is not explained completely by either study, and it is possible (as many other studies have shown) that metabolic syndrome tends to correlate with these conditions over time and that even if someone is active and eating a high carb diet, they can still succumb to metabolic syndrome and type 2 diabetes. That little piece kicks the conventional wisdom that the obesity epidemic is 100% caused by laziness, sitting around eating and playing video games and not a more nuanced explanation of the types of macronutrients eaten being a more clear description of the problem. Some doctors are on it and others are sitting around just saying it is all about calories in calories out.. but if that were true.. couldn't I lift weights like crazy and eat 4000 kcal of donuts a day and get ripped? See the problem here? Apparently most police officers don't.

    3. Re:OR (exclusive) by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 4, Funny

      My brother-in-law must be a freaking genius then, he's the only person I've ever met who has moss growing on one side.

    4. Re: OR (exclusive) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American's are known 2 b well edumacated.

    5. Re:OR (exclusive) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Before calling people dumb, learn to spell "obese", you fucknut.

    6. Re:OR (exclusive) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If I am smarter than the next guy and gave a task to do I may get it done in half the time and go home early while the guy who is having a harder time is putting in overtime. Thus he is getting paid more for doing more work however the outcome is the same.

      Then we also get the smart guy questioning authority. So the boss will say "Do it this way." While you may think of a better way and the boss doesn't like watching you not following his direction.

      Your experience sounds like mine. I know some folks who are considered hard workers because they are always busy or often working late, but they don't get anything more accomplished. Smarter people work more efficiently, and that is different from being lazy. I just hate wasted effort. I also keep as much free time available so I can handle emergent issues (and sometimes that gives me a moment to read /.)

      Otherwise, I think laziness is unrelated to intelligence. Smart people know they need to get exercise.

    7. Re:OR (exclusive) by ausekilis · · Score: 2

      Then you've never met the typical Fat Dumb American. I'd imagine a Discovery documentary would be something like the following: "We're on a hunt for the Southern Fat Dumb American. Today we will spend the early afternoon at a Wal-Mart in rural Kentucky, a favored meetings grounds for this elusive creature. Pardon the poor quality footage, we are using our phones discreetly as the Southern Fat Dumb American is easily startled, values privacy, and may be armed. We also know they are protective of their young, when they are not beating them for grabbing candy when the children were told to behave.
      ...five minutes later...
      And now we have a beautiful specimen. Marvel at the torn XXL Hello Kitty pajamas, his stout 5'6 250 pound physique makes him one of the average males, and his hairstyle is what the locals call a 'Sweet Mullet'. If you listen closely, you can hear his mating call of 'Beer', 'Murrica', and 'NASCAR'. It is thought that these three phrases work to attract the female further down the aisle with the purple curlers in her hair. She too is wearing Hello Kitty pajama pants, perhaps she will accept the males advances... lets watch as the male wipes the remnants of KFC from his half-beard to slick back his hair."

      I've known intelligent people with every belt size, every race, every gender (if we want to be PC about it), and every activity level. Many of the brightest ran at least 5 miles a day and were the furthest from lazy I could imagine. Others were a bit wider, but would read higher math textbooks during lunch. I would argue that this particular study found a correlation for their local population and they should be careful about creating any generalizations.

    8. Re:OR (exclusive) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of the brightest ran at least 5 miles a day and were the furthest from lazy I could imagine.

      Every hour spent running extends your life by 1 hour, problem is that you wasted that hour running.

      Captcha = biology

    9. Re: OR (exclusive) by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Still American Colleges and Universities are still top notch in the world. I have seen American Students struggle just as hard as foreign students from those countries who have top education marks.

      In terms of education in America we can do better. However I expect the metrics that we are using to understand our ranking is flawed. Also the fact it is easy to hack metrics.

      For example. In the United States there is a path for any student who is willing to graduate from high school, this means the full normal distribution of people are in play. While other countries after elementary school, will keep the best and brightest to go to high school and college, while the Standard Deviation -1 and below will be forced to go into vocational labor job training. In short comparing the metrics are faulty as they just take out people who would make such metrics poor.

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    10. Re:OR (exclusive) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it the South side?

    11. Re:OR (exclusive) by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      If I am smarter than the next guy and gave a task to do I may get it done in half the time and go home early while the guy who is having a harder time is putting in overtime. Thus he is getting paid more for doing more work however the outcome is the same.

      If you are being paid based on time spent at work, then you're most definitely not working smarter by getting the job done quicker. The smart worker will realize that he needs to find ways to put in as many hours as possible while doing as little as possible, but still keep his employer happy.

      Same thing with questioning the authority that feeds (pays) you. You might think you're being smart by suggesting improvements, but if the boss doesn't want to hear them, then you're actually being stupid and working against your own interests (keeping the job).

      One of the first things I learned when I started working for others is that there are things that matter more than the actual job you do. Things like getting along with others and keeping your boss happy. It's not like school where you can be an asshole, be disliked by the teacher and your classmates and still ace the test to get an A.

    12. Re:OR (exclusive) by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      True if you are in the mindset that you are trying to keep your job.
      However the issue, is if you are particularly smart you get bored easy so you will try to do something to fill the boredom.

      That analogy is like saying my cat is smarter than a chimpanzee. Because the cat knows enough to sit there and sleep all day and not cause trouble thus making it easy to care for and getting a steady supply of food and shelter. While a Chimpanzee if left alone will wreck the place over an extended period of time, thus making sure its life is much harder because it will need to be placed in the wild.

      There is a burden of being smart. It means you more self reliant and that means you have less support backing you up. In a society like in the USA it may be a hinderance.

       

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    13. Re:OR (exclusive) by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 2

      You're upgrading the hour you gained though, you'll feel better and be healthier.

    14. Re:OR (exclusive) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America's modern 'service related' society, it seems natural to ask someone to do it for you. Initiating nothing on ourselves but the desire for something then automate others to do it. And ps: this is not race, income, or culture related. It is part of consumer societies:

      Please go thank Burger King, (have it your way), McDonalds, (my McDonalds), the Army's advertising Army Of One campaign, (could we get any more narcissistic?), the endless MyWebsite.com & YourWebsite.com crap, (please make us more into ourselves), ATMs, (why walk into the actual bank), and car rear-view cameras, (no need to turn around and account for other humans in our 'me' society).

    15. Re:OR (exclusive) by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the typical Fat Dumb American are actually intelegent people who cannot find work to match their potential.

      Dude. I just could not read the rest of your comment. You start with broad categorization issues and proceed to misspell intelligent all in the first grammatically incorrect sentence.

      You may have had something intelegent to say but fuck me. I couldn't get to it.

      (sorry about being pedantic, it is not my normal mode)

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  3. "Only boring people get bored." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    That saying was everywhere when I was a kid.

    1. Re:"Only boring people get bored." by war4peace · · Score: 1

      So were plenty other, equally retarded sayings. Most still exist today and are considered axioms. How fucked up is that?

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    2. Re:"Only boring people get bored." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not at all if it's true.

    3. Re:"Only boring people get bored." by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Since I've had children I've come to realize that being able to be bored is quite a luxury.

    4. Re:"Only boring people get bored." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to Iggy Pop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NuaK29J1fM

    5. Re:"Only boring people get bored." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that was a waste of the 20 seconds it took me to get bored of that video.

    6. Re:"Only boring people get bored." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not very.

      What you are talking about is a natural consequence of the fact that intelligence is not evenly distributed. These "equally retarded sayings" constitute the collective wisdom of people at a very average level of intelligence. Those of us who are above-average naturally see the absurdity. But, that wisdom which you substitute instead will someday be revealed, by even greater minds, to be folly in its own right.

  4. As Calvin once said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    As Calvin once said, "You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well mine are even worse!"

    1. Re:As Calvin once said by zifn4b · · Score: 5, Informative

      As Calvin once said, "You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well mine are even worse!"

      This is of course quite amusing as I'm sure you are referring to the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes. But did you know said comic strip is a satire around two characters that represent two prominent historical figures with two very different philosophical points of view:

      John Calvin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Thomas Hobbes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      If you read into their differences of opinions on many things related to society, you'll find relevance to this topic. We can't really understand why our society and culture values things and whether those things are appropriate today or ever even were rational to begin with if we don't understand the roots of where that thinking came from. The comic strip of course is more digestible in popular culture instead of having read comparably dry historical text but understanding the true historical context is very important especially as we evolve our values and ideas forward into the future.

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    2. Re:As Calvin once said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Poignant.

      People commonly confuse achieved intelligence with intelligence potential. We consider potential to be what one is born with, and ultimately to be more important than the current state of achievement since a high potential keeps the doors open for achieving even more in the future.

      So, lazy people sit around feeling smug because of all their intelligence potential. Meanwhile, people with lower potential roll up their sleeves and study, and learn things, and achieve a much higher level of actual functional intelligence, which they then use to benefit mankind and/or make themselves rich.

      I am going to sit here and say that achievement is far more important than potential...not because one must earn it, but because one has earned it.

    3. Re:As Calvin once said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      history fag.

    4. Re:As Calvin once said by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      history fag.

      Quoting the movie Idiocracy I take it?

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  5. I can buy that by Snotnose · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First time I have to do something I do it.
    Second time I think of how to automate it
    Third time I test my script
    Fourth time I refine my script
    Fifth time I run my script and go back to whatever I was doing.

    1. Re:I can buy that by bain_online · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just hire bright people to write my scripts :p

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    2. Re:I can buy that by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 4, Funny

      And all I have a copy of this on our team server's home page, darn.

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    3. Re:I can buy that by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      And this is where the "learn to code" stuff is going. There are a lot of processes out there ripe for automation. Small and mid sized businesses are still being run by manual processes. I've shown multiple people that Excel can sort. (Yes, they were sorting by hand).

      I'm a mechanical engineer that has been doing the above since I started. I now have my hardware in the loop integration testing in a script run by jenkins. I already did it once and it's boring and tedious. Jenkins can do it faster and 24/7.

    4. Re: I can buy that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      First time I need to do something I don't do it.
      Second I don't.
      Third time I don't.
      Fourth time I don't.
      Fifth time someone else does it, and I go back to doing what i was doing.

      Procrastination = Lazy?

    5. Re:I can buy that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you missed a step. you have to write the script... ;)

    6. Re:I can buy that by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

      And this is where the "learn to code" stuff is going. There are a lot of processes out there ripe for automation. Small and mid sized businesses are still being run by manual processes. I've shown multiple people that Excel can sort. (Yes, they were sorting by hand).

      In my old company we used to have secretaries who would email people the day before they had a meeting room booking to check to see if they still needed it. It turned out that a lot of meetings were actually being moved/cancelled and people were forgetting to delete the room booking.

      What pained me the most was that with a couple of hours of coding they could have had something which would have automated the vast majority of that work, allowing the secretaries to get on with doing something less mundane.

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    7. Re:I can buy that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      An the sixth time, I don't remember what the script was supposed to do, so I rewrite it.

    8. Re:I can buy that by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      If that's the way your software development processes work, you probably should get out of the software development business.

    9. Re:I can buy that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What pained me the most was that with a couple of hours of coding they could have had something which would have automated the vast majority of that work, allowing us to fire half the secretaries and work the rest twice as hard.

      FTFY

    10. Re:I can buy that by nine-times · · Score: 2

      I've always said that to be a good IT pro, you have to be lazy in a particular way. Automation is a good example of it. Another is the tendency to come up with a permanent fix instead of constantly dealing with the fallout.

      For example, I remember working one place where a particular server crashed in the middle of the night every week. When I came into the company, it had been happening for six months, and once a week, one of the IT guys had to come in early to make sure the server got started up before everyone else came in. They told me I'd be added to the rotation, and some weeks I'd have to come in early.

      So my first thought was, I don't want to come in early. My second: One of these days, someone is going to come in to turn that server on, and it won't turn on. I don't want that to happen on my day. Instead, I spent a few hours researching and looking through logs. I don't remember what the fix was-- something like the VSS from the backup was causing a crash and the server needed a hotfix or... whatever. Doesn't matter. In a few hours, I fixed the problem, and the server stopped crashing.

      It was an act of laziness-- I didn't want to keep fixing the problem over and over again, so instead I spent extra time to fix it properly the first time.

    11. Re:I can buy that by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      It was an act of laziness-- I didn't want to keep fixing the problem over and over again, so instead I spent extra time to fix it properly the first time.

      The laziness came from not fixing the problem in the first place. Some IT managers love to throw people at a problem rather than assign someone to fix problem.

    12. Re:I can buy that by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      And all I have a copy of this on our team server's home page, darn.

      I like that one, but the one hanging on my wall is this one, which I like even more. No one seems to like when I use it as a visual aid during meetings.

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    13. Re:I can buy that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need a script to flip burgers. The spatula does all the work for you.

    14. Re: I can buy that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just let other people do it. If something is going to get done, someone's gonna do it eventually.

    15. Re: I can buy that by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      In fairness, said managers need to make sure there will always be someone/thing for them to manage.

    16. Re: I can buy that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What would you say you DO, here, Bob?"

    17. Re:I can buy that by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Of course if you are really lazy you don't bother commenting any of them!

      I have 5th Gen (as per your example) scripts I wrote more than a decade ago that I still use and work. However without doing a bunch of work to go through it, I've sort of forgotten exactly what some of them do, only that I need to run them at a certain point for particular processes...

      Anyway I agree. I'd rather be lazy by that definition than to plod through the same work each year and be labeled hard working. I recall several instances where someone wanted some help, and I took a task they did that took 3 weeks of manual editing, and did it all in about a hour or so, and after that could do it in seconds if required to. Not sure if that is a definition of "smart", but as someone who is able to do it so perhaps "capable" is a better term. That said, it isn't great for job security as you can automate yourself out of a job (or other people). There was a Slashdot story of exactly that, though most dotters questioned the authenticity of the story. That said I have a whole library of personal ones I use that I don't really share around a lot either.

      As the saying goes "Work smarter, not harder..." words to live by I say! Does it make me more productive? Probably a little, but that is assuming I use that saved time to do something productive rather than say post something on Slashdot for likely no more purpose than hearing myself talk so to speak. However, there is the advantage to your work when someone needs something I can produce it ultra quick (provided it is something I have done before or similar enough that I can modify an existing one to do the job).

    18. Re:I can buy that by nine-times · · Score: 1

      The laziness came from not fixing the problem in the first place.

      My point is that they're both laziness. Yes, not fixing the problem could be seen as laziness, but fixing the problem could be seen as just being a smarter form of laziness.

    19. Re:I can buy that by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      [...] but fixing the problem could be seen as just being a smarter form of laziness.

      That's how I find time to comment on Slashdot at work. ;)

    20. Re:I can buy that by colinwb · · Score: 2

      My experience has often been:
      First time I have to do something I do it.
      Second time I think of how to automate it and wish I'd done that the first time.
      Third time ...

      I'm not sure whether it's better to "automate" the first time or to wait to see if the task re-occurs.

    21. Re:I can buy that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need code to do that, but it makes a great excuse.

  6. I'm not lazy by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 2

    I'm just allergic to manual labor. And being active.

    So I do tend to spend a lot of time thinking.

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    1. Re:I'm not lazy by goarilla · · Score: 1

      So I do tend to spend a lot of time thinking.

      Thinking or letting the mind go into a cycle of obsess, ping pong, ponder, zone out and repeat.
      Damned medication.

    2. Re:I'm not lazy by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      I'm just allergic to manual labor. ... So I do tend to spend a lot of time thinking.

      And I'm not asleep, just resting my eyelids.

    3. Re:I'm not lazy by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I am not lazy either.

      I just really enjoy doing nothing.

      I will take vacation time and just sit at home.

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  7. obvious conclusion by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Being lazy is a sign of high intelligence" -- I knew it, this means I must be an underappreciated super-genius!

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  8. "lazy" !? by sittingnut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    being physically inactive and being lazy are two different things.

    one can be physically inactive, or less active, while doing a lot and expending lots of energy, through metal activity and stationary activity.
    any one who codes, or writes papers/books, designs stuff, or paints pictures, etc, or even watch and read thought provoking books/plays/movies know that such things can take a lot out of one.

    may be only people who do nothing of the kind, and write absurd careless/thoughtless summaries here, that are full of silly errors and duplicates, mistake all that for 'laziness'

    1. Re:"lazy" !? by hackwrench · · Score: 2

      And what kind of statement is "I only think as hard as I need to"? I do a lot of thinking but I don't really think in terms of hard or easy thinking, so do I only think as hard as I need to or not?

    2. Re:"lazy" !? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And what kind of statement is "I only think as hard as I need to"? I do a lot of thinking but I don't really think in terms of hard or easy thinking, so do I only think as hard as I need to or not?

      Someone that only thinks as hard as they need to wouldn't take the time to think about it.

    3. Re:"lazy" !? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I get older, I find mental activity more difficult than physical. Maybe because the mental is so difficult (high level) and I feel like a workout after physical labor (the good type of tired), it's just very draining and I have to perform mental gymnastics to convince myself that it's worth it. Going through the same process that I've gone through a thouisand times before with some minor tweak.

      Rarely there is intellectual payoff, but more often than not, there is none.

    4. Re:"lazy" !? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the study didn't correlate physical activity with intelligence either, but rather with a self-reported preference for ‘thinking’.

    5. Re:"lazy" !? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      being physically inactive and being lazy are two different things.

      one can be physically inactive, or less active, while doing a lot and expending lots of energy, through metal activity and stationary activity.
      any one who codes, or writes papers/books, designs stuff, or paints pictures, etc, or even watch and read thought provoking books/plays/movies know that such things can take a lot out of one.

      may be only people who do nothing of the kind, and write absurd careless/thoughtless summaries here, that are full of silly errors and duplicates, mistake all that for 'laziness'

      I personally burn a lot of calories through "Metal" activity!

    6. Re:"lazy" !? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Unless you're just sitting there watching TV or something, aren't you always thinking about something? It just turns out that I'm thinking about how I could improve my work.... is that any more taxing than thinking about a burrito or an upcoming movie I'm looking forward to, or planning out my weekend? In none of these cases is there steam coming off my forehead from thinking "too hard."

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    7. Re:"lazy" !? by gfxguy · · Score: 2

      You know what? Jogging is boring. Mowing the lawn is boring. When I do these things, I'm thinking about other stuff. In fact, I often do my best thinking doing those things.

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    8. Re:"lazy" !? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you jog and think at the same time? When I think, I visualize the problem, which consumes my ability to visually navigate. Even walking and thinking and make me disoriented and dizzy. It's not easy to visualize a multi-dimensional mental model of logic. It consumes most of my senses.

    9. Re:"lazy" !? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what? Jogging is boring. Mowing the lawn is boring. When I do these things, I'm thinking about other stuff. In fact, I often do my best thinking doing those things.

      Jogging is indeed boring, as are many forms of exercise. I push a mower around my lawn instead of paying for a landscaper and a gym fee because if I'm actually getting work done I'll keep sweating for an hour instead of stopping from boredom after 5 minutes like I would if trying to run on a treadmill.

    10. Re:"lazy" !? by internerdj · · Score: 1

      I've gotten in to Tim Ferris' Podcast lately. I don't always agree with him, but definitely interesting. I listen to one recently and he said: "Being busy is a form of laziness." Essentially a lot of people fill up their schedule with tasks that aren't very valuable so they don't have to do the most difficult things on their todo list.

    11. Re:"lazy" !? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Mowing the lawn? I put on the headphones, grab a cold "lawn mower beer" (Amber Bock or similar "lighter" beer compared to what I normally drink), and mow away. Sure it takes me 3 hours to do my acre and a half on a riding mower, and I'm not good for much else when I'm done due to my BAC levels, but at least it isn't mind numbingly boring.

      One of my friends from high school got a job on a lawn crew - Fridays were "LSD Days" - drop a tab and get to work... too hard core for me.

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    12. Re:"lazy" !? by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      When it comes to thinking, is it not always going to be thinking about what you are doing, whether that is physical activity or mental activity. Thought is required to move, it is just the extent of thought and the type of movement, the reward for the desired thoughts, will always be the responding flow of rewarding brain chemicals, that zone of pleasurable thought. So that zone can be achieved either by focusing on low level thought physical activity or high levels of thought with limited complexity of physical activity (going for a stroll is active but deep thought is also possible during that activity and due to our physiological nature that kind of activity can improve circulation and respiration and promote digestion, thus providing the nutritional resources to improve brain activity).

      For some deep thought quite simply hurts as desirable brain chemical taper off, leaving the individual to feel things they could normally ignored with the right flow of brain chemicals for others, disrupting their deep thoughts cuts off that flow of desirable brain chemicals and will often produce quite a negative response.

      So which do we value most as a species, to be able to life 100 pounds or to be able to spell it, are we animals or thinkers, which do we value more and so who are actually the fucking lazy 'people', the shallow thinkers who like to sweat or the deep thinkers who will spend hours, days, weeks, years pondering solutions to everything interesting.

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    13. Re:"lazy" !? by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I do isometrics in the office every day... there is no other work out like it trying to push away the immovable stupidity of office politics.

    14. Re:"lazy" !? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Metal activity! Yes, throwing the horns and headbanging is hard work!

    15. Re:"lazy" !? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually,
      I think you're right. This must go back to the proscratination paper from last year.

    16. Re:"lazy" !? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of, yes. But the thing is for those of us with an intellect above that of a piece of granite, is the amount of stupid people out there. This is boredom inducing as the time required to communicate basic concepts to them is so vast. To be honest, I'm already bored writing this. Just get it already people!

    17. Re: "lazy" !? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      No, when I think, in addition to what I am doing, I think about what I and others will and might do, what all the possible outcomes might be, countermoves, all sorts of pptential scenarios... so on and so forth, etc.

    18. Re:"lazy" !? by inking · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a bad excuse by someone who would rather neglect their health and engage in strictly sedentary activities all day along, a la "I should really go and get some cardio, but I am being too productive engaging in highly intellectual posting on Slashdot."

    19. Re:"lazy" !? by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      You should just buy 5 sheep and have them take care of it. That would be the lazy way out.

  9. Re:These studies, Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool ad-hominem.

  10. Maybe, maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Anecdotally it kind of bears out. Painting with an admittedly broad brush, people who build their lives around sport and physique don't tend to be the sharpest tools in the shed. "Dumb jock" is a stereotype for a reason, and the bros who hang out at the gym all day aren't usually known for their stellar intellectual capacity. Most of the people I know who I'd consider to be highly intelligent don't devote much if any time to physical activity. They're not out exercising, and they're not doing any manual labor either, they're paying people to mow the lawn and wash the car. For whatever reason there also seems to be (again anecdotally) a high correlation between intelligence and self-destructive behavior like alcoholism and fucking around with "research chemicals."

    Then again, there are a whole lot of fat lazy Wall-E style dumb motherfuckers out there. I mean someone has to be voting for Trump, right?

    1. Re:Maybe, maybe not by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Wall-E never gave us a full picture of the inner lives of those people, nor did it illustrate conclusively that these were the only people around, or that their lifestyles, whatever they may be were particularly harmful to them. They just played into things that are physically, not necessarily mentally detrimental to us and modern attitudes. As far as we could tell, by their biological profile, they may as well been all supergeniuses who are usually underfed as measured by their dietary requirements causing their bodies to hoard whatever nutrition they get and they just had a run of very good days. And communicate with each other by cyberimplant.

  11. non-brainer by no-body · · Score: 2

    if you're smart, thing happen more efficiently or are dropped when unnecessary - also a type of laziness, avoiding chaff.

    1. Re:non-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      finally some recognition for those of us with the smarts to get out of doing stuff we don't want to do.

      tom sawyer was a hero and inspiration.

  12. Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scruffy must have been a genius!

    1. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying Labrador Retrievers are smarter than dolphins?

    2. Re: Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a reference to the character Scruffy (The Janitor) from the television series Futurama.

  13. commentsubjectsaredumb by Falos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh God that headline. C'mon guys. C'mon.

    But sure, there's going to be some kinds of correlation. When you "Work smarter, not harder" the obvious interpretation is that you don't work needlessly hard (lazy) because you were smart (intelligent) about the situation.

    Being "intelligent" is naturally going to trend towards optimized points on diminishing return curves. For an easy example and the obligatory car analogy, you might be "lazy" about where you buy your gasoline. The curve will shift if the price gaps become too punishing and demand more scrutiny, but otherwise you have bigger concerns than the tiny (after travel losses) savings gained from using the station across town. Conversely, the curve will shift the other way if the gaps become zero, or if the sheer scale drops (eg we're talking $0.12/gal vs $0.18/gal) so it's now too many orders of magnitude away from your income context (presumably) that giving it attention is a waste of your brain's fucks. You give it zero fucks. You don't even look at the price. You're "lazy".

    That's probably a measure of intelligence right there. You can quickly ballpark how many orders of magnitude is too far away to warrant fucks. To wit, you sense where increased effort only gains diminishing yields, and get lazy. Or smart. Or both.

    1. Re:commentsubjectsaredumb by izzo+nizzo · · Score: 2

      I wonder if the term lazy made you misunderstand the result - which was more about physical activity than mindset, was it not?

    2. Re:commentsubjectsaredumb by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Well, in my case the messy presentation made me lose interest in whatever was going on, so I didn't misunderstand the result because in order to misunderstand something you first have to think you do in fact understand something, and in this case me and understanding whatever was going on was extremely far removed. I don't even know if the original researchers posed a hypothesis that even made any sense, but considering it seems to be from the "soft" sciences, the answer is more likely to be, "No, no, they did not!"

    3. Re:commentsubjectsaredumb by omnichad · · Score: 1

      savings gained from using the station across town

      With as much as fuel prices fluctuate, you'll save far more by buying on the correct day rather than from the cheapest station. Around here, that tends to be Thursday mornings.

  14. Yay! by MouseR · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's actually a very

    1. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [too lazy to finish sentence, apparently]

    2. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats the joke

  15. New Studies everyday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you hear that they just did a scientific study and determined that men who suck dick frequently are 10 times more likely to be heterosexual than the rest of the population who does not enjoy sucking dick. It was a scientific study, so you know it has to be true.

    They also did another scientific study and determined that 99% of all scientific studies are bullshit. Finally some science I can believe in.

  16. It isn't laziness by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not lazy, I'm efficient. That it takes me less time to do the job, so I have more time to goof off doesn't mean I'm lazy. I'm just more efficient.

    1. Re:It isn't laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of goofing off then, how about working more?
      -your boss

    2. Re: It isn't laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The book, Cheapervby the Dozen, is much better than the silly movies. It is about an Efficiency Engineer. One of the amusing bits is about finding the laziest person to also find the most efficient. Efficiency Engineers are found in assembly factories and I kind of wanted to be one.

    3. Re:It isn't laziness by skam240 · · Score: 0

      Yes it does mean you're lazy.I'm so sick of lazy people trying trying to justify their laziness "cuz the work is all done". There is always more work to be done.

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    4. Re:It isn't laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the point.

      Legend has it that Pablo Picasso was sketching in the park when a bold woman approached him.

      “It’s you — Picasso, the great artist! Oh, you must sketch my portrait! I insist.”

      So Picasso agreed to sketch her. After studying her for a moment, he used a single pencil stroke to create her portrait. He handed the women his work of art.

      “It’s perfect!” she gushed. “You managed to capture my essence with one stroke, in one moment. Thank you! How much do I owe you?”

      “Five thousand dollars,” the artist replied.

      “But, what?” the woman sputtered. “How could you want so much money for this picture? It only took you a second to draw it!”

      To which Picasso responded, “Madame, it took me my entire life.”

    5. Re:It isn't laziness by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      If two people are assigned the same work and receive the same pay, one of them completes it in 2 hours and the other takes all day to complete it - whats wrong with the faster of the two spending the remaining 6 hours doing their own thing?

      Their efficiency is for their benefit, if you want them to use it for your benefit then you need to reward them one way or another. If you pay then more you can reasonably expect them to do more work in the same length of time.

      Indeed if that person would carry out extra work with their remaining time it would create a precedent, management would then expect that level of work and would assume the colleagues to be lazy/incompetent. They would then have severe trouble hiring any new staff because highly efficient people are relatively rare and will usually demand higher wages.

      There are a lot of people employed in situations like this, they're capable of working far more efficiently than their colleagues but because they're being treated the same they have no reason to do so. If they worked harder they would just be expected to work more, not rewarded for their work, so they generally just spend the remainder of the time pretending to work while doing something else.

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    6. Re:It isn't laziness by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If you want to see me working all the time, I can do that, but it's slower work to look busy than to be busy. Do you want the work done, and done fast, or do you want us to find busy work to look busy all the time?

    7. Re:It isn't laziness by Ryanrule · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure, pay me more.

    8. Re:It isn't laziness by gsslay · · Score: 1

      And that bold woman? Marie Antoinette.

      And the man who witnessed and recorded this exchange? Albert Einstein.

    9. Re:It isn't laziness by gfxguy · · Score: 2

      And you won't believe what happened next! Click to find out!

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    10. Re:It isn't laziness by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      It's true, but there's a lot of gray area in there. What if we're talking about programmers, and the person that took all day wrote much better, much more easily maintainable code that was easy to update and add new features to, and included unit testing in their work. The one that did it in two hours wrote spaghetti code that was difficult for anyone else to figure out and maintain, and didn't even bother with any but basic crappy testing?

      And the boss asks why the latter is sitting around eating Cheetos and watching Netflix while the other is working, and so explains that he's just more efficient.

      I say this as the latter because I work in a high pressure, live TV environment and far too often end up being the latter. But in the off seasons my code is substantially better - something I would actually share with other programmers without being embarrassed. When I write code during the slower times, it tends to last a long time; when I hack it together at the last second because some data provider changed data structure on my, it's mostly a one-off that gets rewritten cleanly later on.

      Not saying programming is always like that, but I'd rather not encourage an ACM like programming contest environment in the work place where crap code gets rewarded just because it hasn't failed yet.

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    11. Re:It isn't laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Any sufficiently advanced laziness is indistinguishable from efficiency.

    12. Re:It isn't laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You seems to lack any imagination and any understanding of what is a legend. Is that an excuse to not understand that being efficient takes a life time?

    13. Re:It isn't laziness by Deadstick · · Score: 2

      "The brilliant and energetic man makes the best staff officer. He handles routine work with accuracy and completeness.
      The brilliant and lazy man makes the best commanding officer. He tends to see the big picture accurately and avoids preoccupation with detail work which might distract him.
      The stupid and lazy man makes the best subordinate. He will do what he is told properly, no more no less.
      The stupid and energetic man, however, is to be avoided at all costs. He is quite capable of ruining the best laid plans."

      --Erich von Manstein, WW2 German field marshal; often misattributed to Napoleon or Clausewitz

    14. Re:It isn't laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am paying you by the hour, not by the tasks you do. As your boss I expect you to work to full capacity. You are cheating on me...

    15. Re:It isn't laziness by omnichad · · Score: 1

      spending the remaining 6 hours doing their own thing?

      What remaining 6 hours? I mean - most of these employers want you on salary so that you're exempt from overtime pay. So you don't even owe them a specific number of hours.

      Of course the reality is more often getting assigned multiple times more work until it requires overtime to complete it.

    16. Re:It isn't laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not lazy, I'm efficient. That it takes me less time to do the job, so I have more time to goof off doesn't mean I'm lazy. I'm just more efficient.

      So lemme get this straight:

      You're not lazy, you're efficient. It takes you less time to do the job (ie - you're efficient), which doesn't mean you're lazy. You're just more efficient.

      Why do I get the feeling you could have summed that up a little more efficiently?

    17. Re:It isn't laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it to be the opposite for any decently complex application. The cleaner code is written faster. If you want someone to build a shed, you can have a decent shed with little to no planning. If you want someone to build a 3 story house, if they don't do any planning, they're going to spend more time fixing issues than actually building the house.

    18. Re:It isn't laziness by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      He is obviously giving you more return per hour of pay, so if you won't give him more per pay per hour for that return, maybe one of your competitors will...

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    19. Re:It isn't laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only losers get paid by the hour.

    20. Re:It isn't laziness by skam240 · · Score: 1

      So they're working for a comany that offers zero opportuntiy for advancement or even pay raises? Sounds like they should be looking for work elsewhere.

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    21. Re:It isn't laziness by skam240 · · Score: 1

      You missed a crucial part of my post I think

      "There is always more work to be done."

      Stretching the work to fit the time is lazy as well.

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    22. Re:It isn't laziness by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Stretching the work to fit the time is lazy as well.

      So everyone is lazy. Either they are too dumb to be fast enough, or don't work hard enough to meet your standard. The dumb stretch the work, not deliberately, but from inefficiency. The smart are penalized for being efficient. And the anti-intellectual slant in the US blames the smart for not doing more for less.

      If you have more work to do than the number of people can do (assuming average capabilities), then you need more people, or less work. Relying on the efficient to do more work than everyone else for no more compensation is what's lazy, not the efficient workers.

    23. Re:It isn't laziness by skam240 · · Score: 1

      If one works for a good company one is rewarded for getting more done. If one isnt getting rewarded for that then one should look for work elsewhere. It's not as if there arent a ton of jobs out there in the tech industry right now.

      In other words, if I have two applicants from within my company applying for the same position which would be a promotion for either of them, I'm much more likely to choose the guy who gets his work done 20% earlier then everyone else and then finds something else productive to do then I am the guy who gets his days work done 40% earlier and goofs off. Furthermore, when it comes time to give out raises that person who gets their work done 40% earlier and then goofs off is just as valuble to me as some one who takes the full amount of time alloted as they are exactly as productive as the other.

      Then there is the whole pride in labor and doing a good job thing but explaining that to some one who doesnt have that is near impossible in my experience.

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    24. Re:It isn't laziness by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      that person who gets their work done 40% earlier and then goofs off is just as valuble to me as some one who takes the full amount of time alloted

      So you are agreeing, in a very disagreeable manner. I must be on the Internet.

    25. Re:It isn't laziness by skam240 · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? I'm still saying slacking off because you got your work done early is lazy which is absolutely contrary to what you have stated here "I'm not lazy, I'm efficient. That it takes me less time to do the job, so I have more time to goof off doesn't mean I'm lazy. I'm just more efficient.

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    26. Re:It isn't laziness by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
      "that person who gets their work done 40% earlier and then goofs off is just as valuble to me as some one who takes the full amount of time alloted"

      I'm still saying slacking off because you got your work done early is lazy

      So which is it? Is it worse to get your work done in the allotted time (if done in a way you don't like) or is it the same to get it done in the allotted time?

      "just as valuable" is an equivalence. That's not a preference. You resent those who work fast, and disparage them, but claim they are worth the same.

      Slacking off because you are incompetent gets a pass, and slacking off because you are good is punished, or they are the same. Or they are the same, but you prefer the incompetent to the "lazy".

    27. Re:It isn't laziness by skam240 · · Score: 1

      It is neither. I have said this twice now, there is always MORE work. How on earth are not understanding this?

      Good luck getting raises or a promotion being as productive as the least productive person in your office. All of those people who finish their project at above average speed and ask what's next will be well ahead of you in a few years.

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    28. Re:It isn't laziness by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      How on earth are not understanding this?

      Wow, you must be dumb. I get it. You don't. Yes, there's always more work. I could work 90 hours a day and not do all the work. So how much is enough? 2 hours? 8 hours? 8 hours effort (even if it takes only 2 hours)?

      You won't accept that anyone can understand you and still disagree. That makes you look like an idiot. Two people can look at the same facts and come to different opinions. That my opinion isn't the same as yours doesn't mean I don't understand your facts.

      All of those people who finish their project at above average speed and ask what's next will be well ahead of you in a few years.

      And if I do the work of those "above average" people in 3 hours, put in another 1, so I'm 33% more productive than those "above average" workers, then goof off for 4 hours a day, what would happen? Would you punish the person that's 33% more productive than everyone else because you want to make sure they are well punished for not doing 21 hours of work every day? Or reward them based on their productivity?

    29. Re:It isn't laziness by skam240 · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? If you're being paid for an 8 hour day you should do 8 hours of work. I don't understand how this is going over your head. As I've repeated over and over again, there is always more work so fill the rest of your work day doing it.

      Some one who finishes early and goofs off unnoticed for the rest of the time is treated just like the least productive employees because they are literally producing as much as them. On the other hand if I do noticed they go through the disciplinary cycle until they shape up or let are go. I value an honest less productive employee over a dishonest one.

      Those who finish early and look for more work are the ones I give raises to / recommend for promotion. With promotions it's always a bummer to see them go but honesty and respect dictate that because they worked hard for me I should work hard for them and that means trying to further their carrier. Why should any manager value anyone who describes work like you do? You apparently have no work ethic.

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    30. Re:It isn't laziness by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If you're being paid for an 8 hour day you should do 8 hours of work.

      So, not work for 8 hours, but do "8 hours of work". If I do that work in 2 hours, that meets the stated requirements.

      I don't understand how this is going over your head.

      I'm using the words you write. And when repeated back, you insist that's not what you mean, then you say the exact same thing, over and over.

      Some one who finishes early and goofs off unnoticed for the rest of the time is treated just like the least productive employees because they are literally producing as much as them.

      So you resent the fast employees. If someone does more than everyone else, they'll be punished, unless they look busy for 8 hours every day. I've worked there. Everyone got really good at looking busy. So, nobody did more than a few hours work, because it took so much time to look productive. But the boss was happy. Stupid, and getting no work done. But happy.

      You apparently have no work ethic.

      Getting more work done than anyone else is "no work ethic" to you. Instead, you should be rewarding the person that goofs off. They are your most productive employee. If you paid them 5x everyone else, then you could exepct 5x the work from them. But if you pay them the same as everyone else, expecting 5x the work of everyone else, the only unethical person here is you.

  17. BULLSHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Early bird gets the worm, assholes. They want You to not make that startup. Get busy.

    1. Re:BULLSHIT by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      So you are in favor of discriminating against all those who do things that must be done at night?

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  18. Why the shit is this shit here? It's not science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They never tested IQ, and IQ is not intelligence. They passed out a questionnaire where people self selected with bullshit questions, then tracked them for a single week.

    To put it another way, this is like sorting fruit salad into grape and kumquats by shaking the bowl so the small ones end up on the bottom and so everything on top is a kumquat, everything else is a grape, without even checking that the fruit salad was in fact made with blueberries, pineapple, strawberries, and tomatoes(technically a fruit).

    This is shit science I would chew out a fifth grader for it, because they failed to determine if the factor they were testing was present, and used a shit sorting method. A questionnaire with questions like that isn't going to get you any useful results unless you're testing self perceptions of inteligence related to something(to which I'd argue that this study proves that lazy gits think their smart to excuse their laziness, which is just as valid as their conclusions).

    Where the hell do these people get the idea that it's alright to call this shit science? A first year student of any science other than social or political would be able to see what they've fucked up, and I've only excluded those two because they generally work with questionnaires and so might assume a competent questionnaire was created, which I highly doubt due to the absolute shit example questions. Mien Gott.

  19. How are salt futures doing these days? by bheerssen · · Score: 2

    I have a couple problems with this concept. I doubt levels of physical activity correlate that highly with intelligence. For one, as others have here have noted, intellectual activity is often physically draining. Secondly, serious physical activity can likewise be mentally taxing. Ask any athlete about the level of concentration required to compete in their chosen sport, and the knowledge required to perform at a high level.

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    1. Re:How are salt futures doing these days? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Conversely, as I mentioned in another post, I like hiking, jogging, and don't like mowing the lawn despite the fact I have to do it occasionally. None of these are really mentally taxing. Hiking is great if you can enjoy the scenery, but even then, like with those other activities, I'm often thinking about other things, and often do my best thinking while doing them. Just because someone is physically active doesn't mean they are a pro at some sport.

      +1 for "thinking" being physically draining, though. I don't think enough people appreciate that. I get home from work and it's difficult to work out because I'm just tired. At the same time, if I work out in the morning, I do believe that I think much more clearly throughout the day.

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    2. Re:How are salt futures doing these days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > intellectual activity is often physically draining.

      Keep telling yourself that, Honey Boo-Boo. Then have mommy bring you some Cheetos to fortify your intellect as you "learn to write computer games" by playing Warcraft 24x7.

  20. BAM! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    See, honey? I been telling you. I'm not napping, I'm contemplating.

    As Bertrand Russell said,

    “I want to say, in all seriousness, that a great deal of harm is being done in the modern world by belief in the virtuousness of work, and that the road to happiness and prosperity lies in an organized diminution of work.”

    Now can I please order No Man's Sky?

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    1. Re:BAM! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      Not me. I was definitely napping.

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  21. Correlation/Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I am not adverse to working, my waking hours will be filled with work rather than inventing increasingly better ways to avoid it. Work is an unlimited resource.

  22. See by frovingslosh · · Score: 2

    See. I've always said, Me Smart!

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  23. I'm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    too lazy to comment.

  24. i nu it by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    XLNT!

    1. Re:i nu it by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

      The problem here is that this isn't lazy... laziness would be learning the correct spellings and then just using them instead of having to put thought into how to spell a word based on its sound (and they getting it wrong).
      I know you were trying to be funny, but it didn't work. Sorry.

    2. Re:i nu it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child. -- Pablo Picasso

  25. I didn't feel like reading the article, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll accept the headline as fact.

    1. Re: I didn't feel like reading the article, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be brilliant.

  26. Downvote the Editor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For another title that disagrees with the summary that misrepresents the article.

  27. Re: Why the shit is this shit here? It's not scien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just shit science, it's bullshit science.
    Some self affirming "study" that is lazy to prove they aren't lazy.
    It's downright manipulative.

  28. Sloth is a virtue by elcor · · Score: 2

    Greed is generosity

  29. Bullsh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was gonna post something to refute the article, but I was too laz

  30. xkcd is funny but does not always present reality by aepervius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Think about it, our modern world mostly exists because of the huge automation processes going on.

    I concur with the GP, if a problem is being repeated, then I seek solution on how to automate it. Over the year i automated a lot of stuff from testing, to revenue accounting. I also learned to always foresee additional cost equal to the initial development, over the next ten year, as debugging or maintenance, and when somebody ask me to automate stuff I ask them to sign it off with the knowledge and understanding of that maintenance cost.

    --
    C. Sagan : A demon haunted world:
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345409469/
    visit randi.org
  31. sample sizes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bunch of low sample size crap.

    p-hacking: https://www.statnews.com/2016/05/09/john-oliver-bad-science/

  32. Work smarter, not harder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're lazy because we can be :)

  33. That's not the definition of lazy by JosephDoeden · · Score: 1

    By their flawed logic an engineer is lazy because they don't run around the room. If you're solving problems, then you're not being lazy. Focusing on something is not being lazy. How is a piano player supposed to practice and also be as physically active as a construction worker? How is anyone who studies data and reads a lot for their profession supposed to also be moving around and still have the same data retention. Activity has it's place in high thought. It's a great way to reset your brain or use nature to inspire yourself, but you have to stop and focus at some point to get the bulk of the work done. It's too hard to read test results while jogging, for instance. At least for now. I don't think lazy applies here. Some professions do not allow as much activity as others, and that's kind of just obvious. I think we have a study make to make lazy people feel good about themselves and in that sense it may be useful. It's also safe to say smart people learn faster, so most things in life come easier to them, reinforce this lazy notion. The fact of the matter is laziness came before money as a reason to create tools and automated work. Efficient use if calories is nothing to laugh at. That a top skill for my DNA mutations to make it past The Bottleneck Event. It's like cardio on Z day, except it pays off everyday even without having to run. In fact having to run would be like admitting defeat. If i'm going to be active I want the synergy of also complete necessary physical chores.

  34. Do thinkers have less active jobs? by Tomahawk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Over the next seven days ...wore a device on their wrist... the thinking group were far less active during the week than the non-thinkers"

    It doesn't mention if these people had a week off work, or if they had to work normally during those hours. So one wonders if there is a correlation here between "thinking people" having desk job, and "non-thinking people" having more active jobs, like pizza delivery -- was the job they do taken into account in the study?

    I know after a day working out problems and stretching my mind, when I get home I just want to sit and unwind. About the most active thing I would do is walk the dog. So I can understand why thinking people may be lazier, to some respect (at least to _my_ respect), but I know a lot of intelligent "thinking people" who would be quite active, which would go against the reported findings of this study.

    Without access to the paper itself I can't answer these for myself.

    1. Re:Do thinkers have less active jobs? by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      Do thinkers have less active jobs?

      This question is irrelevant. The only thing of value is value. Producing value with the least amount of work is efficient. It's just math. See: LEAN, Toyota Production System, etc.

      --
      We'll make great pets
    2. Re:Do thinkers have less active jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The only thing of value is value

      Oh come on, tautology futures are also doing pretty well.

    3. Re:Do thinkers have less active jobs? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Tautology futures are doing as well as tautology futures are doing.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  35. Laziness == efficiency by petes_PoV · · Score: 2
    A lazy person does the least amount of work necessary to do a job. If that involves doing nothing and letting someone else do it for you then that counts, too.

    That philosophy also includes working out which jobs are worth doing and which are unnecessary or futile. An active person might clean their house every day. A lazy person might only do it when visitors are due. Which one is correct?

    It is also worth noting that anyone who has read the Perl Book (one of life's necessities, no matter how lazy you are) already knows this.

    --
    politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
    1. Re:Laziness == efficiency by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      A lazy person does the least amount of work necessary to do a job

      Yep and that concept is counter-intuitive in America to the substantially sized group of people who have roots in Puritanism. In the extreme cases, Puritanism would say digging a ditch with a spoon is a better use of one's time than than usage of a back hoe. You'll find that this value placed on back-breaking manual labor has its roots in religion the extreme cases of which are the Amish and the Mennonites. It's that mentality that is whining about "lazy" people and how they had to walk to school up and down a mountain in the snow barefoot when they were younger. If anyone is interested in reading more about this just look up Max Weber in your history book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.... He studied this quite a bit. This is why history is important folks!

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      We'll make great pets
  36. Lazy people by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


    How have we defined laziness? -activity levels seems rather vague. Grouping "thinkers" and "non-thinkers" sounds like bias.

    I know some very intelligent people that are constantly on the go due to kids, work, training and a restless nature. How have we defined "intelligent"?

    Lazy people, as I define them; are those that choose inaction at the expense of others. Like not taking out the trash until someone else is fed-up and does it for them. You could argue it is intelligent to force others to expend more energy while you conserve yours but that's manipulative and a very narrow expression of intelligence.

    So while there may be a CORRELATION between being lazy and intelligence it is ultimate detrimental to the individual deemed lazy and thus not that smart in the end.

    Far more intelligent would be to contribute and take part as that gets you further in life. Being thought of as a person that "makes an effort" is far better for an individual living in society than being known as "lazy".

    --
    A 'singular oddity' is an event that cannot be explained and only happens when you are alone.
  37. Meh by DrXym · · Score: 1

    I'd take these findings more seriously if someone started this report but couldn't be bothered to finish it.

  38. High Intelligence Is a Sign of Lazy, StudySuggests by b783719 · · Score: 1

    Now if you flip the study upside down. You get this instead.

    Results showed the thinking group were far less active during the week than the non-thinkers.
    more thoughtful people are choosing to think what the tracking device actually do rather than to become more active throughout the day. Meanwhile, the lazy people choose to enjoy the day rather than reinventing the wheel for the tracking device.

    Apparently, the scientists need to be lazier and google the smart and lazy table (straighttogo.com/clever-and-lazy).

  39. Da Vinci's opinion on geniuses and work by twosat · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active." - Leonardo da Vinci

  40. Progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

    - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough For Love

  41. If Being Lazy Is a Sign of High Intelligence by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    then i must be a genius!!!

    --
    Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
  42. Wishful thinking by jandersen · · Score: 1

    Even from the very bried summary, it is clear that this does not suggest that "being lazy is a sign of high intelligence"; it only says that intelligent people get bored less easily, which makes sense, since they are more likely to think of something interesting. If layness was a sign of high intelligence, then the brightest people would be the ones sitting on their sofas gobbling snacks and watching soap operas.

    1. Re:Wishful thinking by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      We are.

  43. Didn't Read This Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too lazy.

  44. Florida... figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only Florida would come up with such an asinine hypothesis and then interpret results to suit. I have my own hypothesis. Florida's palm trees displace oxygenating trees which contributes to reduction of I.Q. If you want proof of my hypothesis just talk to anyone from Florida for 5 minutes.

  45. Please define lazy by houghi · · Score: 1

    Do they mean lazy as being efficient or mazy as meaning sittng in front of a TV and do nothing?

    Correlation is not causation.

    I can imagine that intelligent people will have the intelligence to figure out a way to do things more efficiently.e.g. a smart waiter will sooner figure out that it is better to pay attention to customers, because it will save you from doing the same distance twice. So yeah, you will walk less. So it is true that lazy people move less.

    However if you are smart, you will also realize that sitting in front of your tv and doing nothing is boring, so you will start playng games. Plaing games is more movement than sitting in front of a tv, so you move more.

    The first is a more efficient way for energy (and increase tips if that is how your country works) and the second is to be more efficient with your personal time.
    So smart people are more efficient to reach their goals. It depends on their goals if that means more or less movement for the individual. And the goals will be different. Some want to be rich, others wat to be famous and yet others just want to have a great family life and free time to play with the kids.

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    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
  46. Being Lazy Is a Sign of High Intelligence.... by demms · · Score: 2

    Interestingly the original article says nothing of the sort but it looks the independent have warped it into a nice story!

    1. Re:Being Lazy Is a Sign of High Intelligence.... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Lazy journalism at play.

      --
      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
  47. Re:Welcome to the grid, humans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO more booze hamilton for you!

  48. Laziness is the Father of Invention by xtsigs · · Score: 1

    One of my earliest jobs involved a 14hr lab procedure. It all had to be done in a single day (biology can be like that), and the grant didn't allow for hiring additional help. I began to find ways to make the process shorter so that I could go home and eat pizza, drink beer, watch TV, and basically be lazy. I worked hard to find various techniques to shorten the procedure to under 10hrs.

    The actual results (why we went through the long procedure in the first place) didn't have much influence on the way of things, but the shortened methodology enjoyed its 15 minutes of fame as other labs picked up on it. Of course, as a mere technician, I got no credit, but I did get to drink more beer, so I have no complaints.

  49. Anti-intellectualism at its finest? by Timothy2.0 · · Score: 1

    > New research seems to prove the theory that brainy people spend more time lazing around than their active counterparts.

    > Findings from a US-based study seem to support the idea that people with a high IQ get bored less easily, leading them to spend more time engaged in thought.

    Interesting that the study equates spending "more time engaged in thought" with "lazing around". Wait...no...not interesting, merely indicative of America's ongoing degradation of those with more than a shot glass worth of brains.

    Turn the reporting on its head, and what do you have? "New research seems to prove the theory that less brainy people lack the ability to sit the fuck down and focus on a simple task."

    > The findings of the study, published in the Journal of Health Psychology, were described as “highly significant” and “robust” in statistical terms.

    Their findings may have been statistically significant among the 60 people in their sample, but you're going to have a difficult time convincing me that a sample size that small is "robust", in statistical terms.

  50. Re:These studies, Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This looks more like the people who *think* they are intelligent are lazy. Physical activity is good for both the body and mind.

  51. Find a thoughtful sport / physical activity by tomxor · · Score: 1

    I think the problem with being lazy but having an appetite for thought, is that many physical exercises are extremely tedious and repetitive. There are some sports that I think are more demanding of the mind, I know all competitive sports have a form of strategy, but the technical skill of sports vary greatly. Thinking "i'm lazy, I need to do exercise" and then going to the gym, is a recipe for failure... if you want to do it consistently then you need to enjoy it.

    My sport is rock climbing, from an outside view I know people just think it's a purely physical thing, picturing Stallone using brute force to solo up something while unnecessarily carrying a bolt gun... but it is a very technical sport especially when you get into the upper grades, i would describe it as good combination of intuitive r-mode ability with a balanced thoughtful l-mode overseeing, modulating, strategising, then combine that with the physiological challenges of falling... It's a mentally demanding sport, and I thoroughly enjoy all of it's challenges.

    1. Re:Find a thoughtful sport / physical activity by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      And if you were a competitive rock climber, by the time you were done analyzing the wall, your competitor would be done climbing it. I do find jogging tedious, which is why I think about other things while doing it. I enjoy hiking because I like nature, but even then I'm typically thinking about other things. I do my best technical thinking doing mundane activities.... hiking, jogging, mowing the lawn, taking a shower... and have woken up in the middle of the night with "eureka!" moments. The reason I don't fail when I hit the gym is because not only do I get to think, but I feel better afterwards... and I often work better afterwards.

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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
  52. Would have got first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would have got First post, but I'm too damn clever.

  53. How lazy was the grad student who came up with it. by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can really imagine the conversation that led to this research question.

    "So you're too lazy to come up with a research topic?"

    "Yes."

    "That's not very smart."

    "... I beg to differ."

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    Real lawyers write in C++
  54. Existential Thinking by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    More "intelligent" (perhaps more aware is a better term?) people tends to realize things existentially. They tend to ask questions like "what is the point of this task?" as well as many other things. When they really consider the possible rational, logical answers to these questions, they arrive at interesting conclusions some of which erode their motivation to do certain things but spark their interest in things that are more purposeful.

    A great example is Alan Watts in his famous talk "Life is a Hoax": https://www.youtube.com/watch?.... It is absolutely amazing that he talks about this in the 70's and it's still pretty accurate all the way to the present day, at least from an American perspective.

    Unfortunately, many of the tasks society demands of us are very much inefficient, nearly pointless, a waste of one's time and energy or are not clearly connected with a motivating purpose. The person who is interested in doing "interesting" things, usually involving more usage of ye old cranium, tend to gravitate towards things that aren't of interest to the majority of society.

    The less intelligent/aware people on the other hand, they can be convinced to be motivated by things that just aren't even remotely true but may appeal to a more primitive or emotional side of them. These people tend to lack the cognitive skills especially critical thinking to be able to do the categorization effectively. They are the "oooh shiny" people or the people that think by working hard doing menial tasks they are going to score points in the afterlife with the deity they pray to at their local mythological worship center each week. On an intellectual level, you might find these people rather annoying with their inconsistent, irrational thoughts running around in their minds but I see them as a blessing. Because they are ignorant and willing to do things that no rational, reasonably intelligent human being would ever do, that creates a pocket of society for the more intellectual people to do their thing. If intellectual things were as popular as cleavage on celebrity magazines then there would be fierce competition over who gets the opportunity to have intellectual pursuits.

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    We'll make great pets
  55. Meditation (specifically Mindfullness) by Danathar · · Score: 1

    "Ultimately, an important factor that may help more thoughtful individuals combat their lower average activity levels is awareness," said McElroy, according to The British Psychological Society. "Awareness of their tendency to be less active, coupled with an awareness of the cost associated with inactivity, more thoughtful people may then choose to become more active throughout the day." Seems like the correct prescription would be mindfulness meditation.

  56. Re:Why the shit is this shit here? It's not scienc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're not "bullshit questions". It's the Need for Cognition test. It would have taken you 30 seconds to Google this. Indeed, NFC is only moderately correlated with "intelligence", and your critique could have explained that in one paragraph if you'd actually researched what the hell you were talking about instead of going off on a bunch of cognitive biases.

  57. Only their wrist was active... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How else do you think Java programmers write in CamelCaseAllTheTime ?

  58. whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever makes these entitled people feel better bout themselves.

  59. Re:These studies, Jesus... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Informative

    This looks more like the people who *think* they are intelligent are lazy.

    It is not just about being lazy, but about what you do with your laziness. The most intelligent goof off by posting on Slashdot.

    Physical activity is good for both the body and mind.

    TFA is using "lazy" to mean lack of physical activity. So if I pull an all-nighter and write 1000 lines of code, I am lazy. If I go for a walk instead, then I am not lazy.

  60. Re:Why the shit is this shit here? It's not scienc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    without even checking that the fruit salad was in fact made with blueberries, pineapple, strawberries, and tomatoes(technically a fruit).

    .... Mien Gott.

    A strawberry is NOT a fruit. A true fruit has to be developed from the ovary in the base of the flower and contain the seeds of the plant. A strawberry is called a "false fruit" because it forms from the hypanthium, which holds the ovaries.
    http://www.answers.com/Q/Is_a_strawberry_a_fruit_or_a_vegetable.
    And BTW it's Mein Gott, not Mien.

  61. Lazy Einstein by kbg · · Score: 1

    Wow this must means I am the Einstein of our generation. I could probably write the greatest intellectual paper of all times, but I really can't be bothered.

  62. Work Shop Fact by jjhues7676 · · Score: 2

    If you want to know the easiest way to do a job, give it to the laziest man and he will find the way.

  63. Only Fools And Horses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the phrase popularized by Britain's greatest sit-com said: "Why do Only Fools And Horses Work?"

  64. Sloths by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    I've always suspected that sloths are intelligent. Think of all the advancements to science we could discover if sloths spilled their secrets.

    We need to start a sloth torture facility. Torture them until they tell us the secrets of Nuclear Fusion generators.

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    "That's the way to do it" - Punch
  65. Re:Why the shit is this shit here? It's not scienc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In addition, they only had THIRTY "thinkers" and 30 non-thinkers.
    That doesn't make for statistically valid results, not in ANY universe.

    Take it down, take it off, it's pure unadulterated shit.

    BTW - Mein Gott.
    FTFY

  66. this just in by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ...new study validates sedentary tech guys.

    "Because of (handwavy psych 101 rationalization shoehorned to fit some trivial data) this PROVES that
    - women are actually aroused by familiarity with obscure code jargon
    - avoiding sun in close proximity to one's maternal forbear (say, in a basement) leads to much higher intelligence
    - obesity is a sure sign of sexual prowess"

    Nerds go wild at the information.

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    -Styopa
  67. Huh? by jittles · · Score: 1

    The publication is pay-walled so I can't read the original study but the write up does not mention how they determined intelligence. It sounds like they had two groups of people - those who said they think a lot and those who do not. The news article suggests that they assumed that those labeled themselves as thinking more are therefore more intelligent. That doesn't seem very logical to me. Furthermore, anyone with an above average intelligence can tell you just how easy it is to be bored in meetings, lectures, etc while you wait for everyone else to comprehend the material that you already understand. So unless the original study discusses something I've missed, I don't understand the logic here at all. And maybe I am less intelligent than I think I am, but I often engage in physical activity to help me think - I find that if my hands aren't busy I get easily distracted and my mind starts wandering to more interesting problems than the ones at hand. I go for a jog or take a walk so that there is nothing more interesting to focus my attention on. If the problem is interesting enough on its own, I'll sit there and forget to eat or sleep until I solve it.

  68. on their WRIST by 7bit · · Score: 2

    "wore a device on their wrist which tracked their movements and activity levels"

    Um.. I think I may have found a flaw in their methodology? They may have caught a whole fistful of arbitrary data with that "Wrist Motion" monitor.. Data that could force them to toss all their conclusions, which could choke off their funding and really stain their reputations. I don't want to come off as a know it all but this study seems a bit anti-climactic.

    1. Re:on their WRIST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you suggesting it may have inadvertently caught a lot of masturbation data?

  69. So those that don't RTFA by DeBaas · · Score: 1

    So those that don't RTFA are actually the smart ones?

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  70. Meh by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Another labeling/pigeonholing study. I've worked with a lot of extremely intelligent people who never sat still and were very athletic as well. I have a ridiculously low threshhold for boredom, leading to my during meetings behavior of building little things out of whatever is sitting around on the table. To the point where the boss warns some people so they don't think some autistic guy got into the meeting. But the pace of all meetings is way too slow, and I'm not good at hearing information rehashed again and again. A dear friend woman I worked with at one time was the same way. She'd sometimes start singing while someone was explaining something to her. Some thought she was being flakey and not paying attention, but she could repeat everything she was told, and offer corrections to their work.

    And I play Ice Hockey as well, although as I age, hiking is becoming more prominent.

    I knew some folks who were sedentary and intelligent as well. But given that I know and have worked with at least as many very intelligent people as were in the study, and that if anything, my group was heavily skewed toward the higher end of intelligence, I really have to call bullshit on this study.

    Highly Intelligent people would seem to me to cover the spectrum of physical activity and boredom as everyone else. That's based on over 30 years of personal experience.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  71. Re:These studies, Jesus... by RabidReindeer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you pull an all-nighter and write 1000 lines of code, then you're likely in violation of the "I only think as hard as I have to" part.

    If, on the other hand, you spent your time daydreaming, a light bulb came on while you were taking a shower, and the net result is 20 minutes of work and 30 lines of brilliant code, then you qualify.

    But management will ding you, because while you're supposed to work smarter and not harder, if they don't see you "working", then you're "obviously" not being "productive". So keep doing those all-nighters and job security will be yours. Maybe.

  72. Re:Laziness by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Laziness. Overweight high blood pressure diabetes enlarged heart. Short-term memory lethargic easily confused and short tempered. Early symptoms of dementia, marked by personality changes impaired reasoning and a need to get away from the confusion by getting away from people who are causing the confusion. Becoming antisocial and worried and Inactive. Needing background noise to ease your worrying. begin sleeping in the armchair and buying rubbish products from television shopping channels. End up not able to climb over the rubbish you have purchased from the shopping channels. Getting hungry finding it hard to stand.

    What does Trump supporters have to do with this topic?

  73. Re:These studies, Jesus... by diesalesmandie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This looks more like the people who *think* they are intelligent are lazy.

    It is not just about being lazy, but about what you do with your laziness. The most intelligent goof off by posting on Slashdot.

    You fall into the category of people who think they are intelligent; some of the most intelligent may goof off on Slashdot whereas others don't. But I'll tell you one thing they don't do - make categorical statements about subjective concepts.

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  74. Confirmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be #1 in Mensa if I could get off my ass and do the test. I assume there would be people smarter than me even then, they're just too lazy to shitpost about it.

  75. Re:These studies, Jesus... by shaitand · · Score: 0

    Unless of course it is you who falls into the category of people who think they are intelligent. In which case you really have no clue what sort of statements intelligent people don't make and just think you do due to hubris. It's like one is two foot in height and trying to judge who is tall. One lacks the required perspective.

  76. TLDNR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TLDNR

  77. Link to Original Paper by kungfool · · Score: 1

    Here's a free link to the paper: https://www.researchgate.net/p...

  78. It's old hat by avandesande · · Score: 1

    This concept is nothing new....

    Choose a Lazy Person To Do a Hard Job Because That Person Will Find an Easy Way To Do It

    http://quoteinvestigator.com/2...

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    love is just extroverted narcissism
  79. Re:These studies, Jesus... by Wycliffe · · Score: 2

    TFA is using "lazy" to mean lack of physical activity. So if I pull an all-nighter and write 1000 lines of code, I am lazy. If I go for a walk instead, then I am not lazy.

    This makes no sense. How exactly does "lack of physical activity" equal lazy? I would love to have a job that is more physically demanding than my current job. Unfortunately, most high paying intellectual jobs also tend to be low physical activity. Unless you are tracking what people are doing off the clock then this data is meaningless. Based on my experience, many people with office jobs tend to be more active in their off hours than people with physical jobs.

  80. pfff by notrandom · · Score: 1

    old news

  81. Re:xkcd is funny but does not always present reali by mrchaotica · · Score: 2

    Heretic! Of course xkcd represents reality; you just have to choose the right one. In this case, here's the one you want.

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    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  82. Ob HHGTTG: by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much — the wheel, New York, wars and so on — whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man — for precisely the same reasons.

    Douglas Adams - the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    In a survey of 100 programmers, 111111 thought that duck-typing was a good idea.
  83. Give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some lazy people may have high IQs, but that doesn't work the other way around. In fact, physical laziness is the result of lazy thinking - maybe they aren't so intelligent after all. What bollocks. Really getting tired of these so called 'studies'. America is addicted to validating and justifying (along with said lazy thinking) its bad behavior, and no 'study' was required to establish that supposition. Nowhere else on earth are people so willing, if not downright eager, for others to do their thinking for them. The resulting lack of first-hand experiences this mentality engenders can be traced as the root of a great many of our current societal ills.

  84. Re:Why the shit is this shit here? It's not scienc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this person is both angry and correct. ^

  85. Well by NetNed · · Score: 1

    What about all the people that comment without even RTFA? They do that because they are lazy and yet they make some of the stupidest fucking comments ever.

  86. Car analogy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't a car analogy mention something about cars and not just gasoline?

    It read more like a lawnmower analogy to me.

  87. Obvious by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

    Lazy engineers make for the best engineers. We only want to fix a problem once, not over-and-over again.

    Just one example.

  88. What about smart people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who actually like activity. And enjoy running and thinking about things at the same time. Or maybe the pure focus needed for some sports gives a smart person a rest from thinking about all kinds of things all the time but instead forces them to focus on one thing.

  89. this may be a bad sign ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    got bored halfway through reading this post. Not a good sign.

  90. OB XKCD by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    https://xkcd.com/1319/

    also

    https://xkcd.com/1205/

    The one thing I've found with automation to solve repetitive tasks is that the are two things that can happen to make the time savings spiral out of control. 1) is other people getting a hold of it, using it for something it was never intended to be used for, as part of some system, which know by default you have to try and support or something. 2) Is when whoever you are providing it to see the results and how good they are, they want more, then differently, then formatted a certain way, then changes again, etc... forever until you throw yourself off a bridge. I guess that last one is where the job security comes in.

    That second link while not something I use specifically, is more less what I do in my head for everything I've had to do more less twice. Sometimes it is a bit of a guessing game to try to figure out how many times you'll have to do something to make it worth the effort. In most/many I've sort of defaulted to, might as well, you never know sort of attitude. I do find myself taking a big sigh when I decide NOT to automate something, and it is usually "fcsk it I'll just do it manually" sort of thing.

  91. Re:Laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here's the thing about life. Nobody gets out of here alive.

  92. Laziness: the first great virtue of a programmer by CheckeredFlag · · Score: 1

    Laziness: The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer. Also hence, this book. See also impatience and hubris.

    --Larry Wall, Programming Perl (2nd edition) p.609

  93. It does not WORK like this though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't they teach you this BEAUHD at the Academy?

    BurEAUHD

    FBI Bureau Head.

  94. Re:These studies, Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is why I biked to work when I still worked for companies. Now that my office is at home, I can take breaks whenever I want and go for a walk. This has a double benefit, 1) staying active and 2) helping with creative blocks. Just 30 minutes of walking every day is enough.

  95. Re:These studies, Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, because the same could apply to you too.

  96. Mathematicians are the perfect example by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

    Good mathematicians are lazy, extremely lazy. They will create and cultivate entire abstract theories in order to avoid having to do work (while getting the same results). Laziness and efficiency are bedfellows. The difference, however, is akin to the laziness of a lion, which will snooze and play, but work when it has to; and that of a layabout who can't be bothered to get out of bed. Laziness, however, is an evolutionary biproduct of the benefits of energy efficiency, and is a large part of our nature. Sure, the more intelligent of us may be more lazy, and laziness may be a sign of latent intelligence, but sometimes I do wish life was so easy we could all eat comfortably, watch tv and get laid regularly without needing to be intelligent about stuff.

    --
    John_Chalisque
    1. Re:Mathematicians are the perfect example by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Good mathematicians are lazy, extremely lazy.

      My good friend and frequent advisor, the Ancient Philosopher, once said "Progress is made by lazy bastard looking for easier way."

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  97. Re:These studies, Jesus... by shaitand · · Score: 0

    That I could be in the category of people who think they are intelligent? Of course it could. By all means yank out that leg since my own intelligence or perception of it isn't a premise required to support my argument.

  98. Jocks/Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch any teen movie for confirmation of the jock vs nerd archetype.

  99. Study? Just ask by neoRUR · · Score: 1

    They didn't have to come up with a whole study to figure out of slash doters are lazy, they could have just asked...

  100. Those Scientists Though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how lazy the researchers were that conducted this study?

  101. Re:These studies, Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And the same applies to your trying to "yank out the leg" from diesalesmandie's argument when you said that he might be someone who thinks he's intelligent.

    Oh and of course I never said anything about yanking a leg out from your argument, your own insecurities did that.

  102. "Less physical activity" != "Lazy" by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    a great deal of harm is being done in the modern world by belief in the virtuousness of work

    TFA says more time spent thinking correlates with less time spent in physical activity.

    Work should still be considered virtuous; just be sure to include "thinking" in your definition of work. Society already does this; to the extent that it usually provides more financial rewards for intellectual labor than it does for physical labor.

    --
    That that is is that that that that is not is not.
    1. Re:"Less physical activity" != "Lazy" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Work should still be considered virtuous

      Why? The only reason we see it as virtuous today is because of our Calvinist heritage (brainwashing).

      Your work is meant only to enrich those who do not work (owners).

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
  103. It is laziness, but that's OK. by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Don't take offense at the being called "lazy," if the word is used in the same spirit Larry Wall uses it.

    According to Larry Wall, the original author of the Perl programming language, there are three great virtues of a programmer; Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.

    --
    That that is is that that that that is not is not.
  104. Re:These studies, Jesus... by shaitand · · Score: 1

    And the same applies to your trying to "yank out the leg" from diesalesmandie's argument.

    "You fall into the category of people who think they are intelligent; some of the most intelligent may goof off on Slashdot whereas others don't. But I'll tell you one thing they don't do - make categorical statements about subjective concepts."

    He asserts that ShanghaiBill only claims to be intelligent and then makes a declaration about what intelligent people do not do. His authority to do either requires an implication of his own superior intelligence allowing him to recognize ShanghaiBill's lack thereof and to relate to what an intelligent person would or would not say. I do not need to be more intelligent than either of you to point this out. I also don't need to neccessarily be more intelligent than anyone in this thread to know there is not enough data contained within it for anyone to be able to intelligently make such a sweeping qualitative judgement.

  105. Re:These studies, Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it doesn't, it's an opinion. Instead of trying to posture, maybe you should first focus on having an actual message.

  106. Finally, proof about trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At last there is studied (but inconclusive) research that leads to the mental jump of trolls. They have time to spend coming up with the material to watch the game unfold, yet don't have to be part of it. Finally, proof that trolls are less intelligent than excessive commenters!

    Wait. I retract my statement. Don't mod. hey.. stop.. nooooOOO. Don't you click on that moderation drop-down. That will just prove you're not intelligent!

  107. I wanted to say something interesting but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the article was too boring

  108. Re:These studies, Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah - I try to maintain some level of activity for that reason, I don't think that it says anything about a level of intelligence as much as it shows a better grasp of determination.

  109. Re:These studies, Jesus... by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

    This might lend something to the subject. I'm in the USAF. I do a technical job dealing with space stuff (satellites). I sit for long hours doing nothing, sometimes working long shifts and relying on caffeine. I am a naturally lazy person, and sit and think about solutions to things. However, that job obligation, mixed with some self awareness makes me also have to stay physically fit. I'm sure lots of "lazy nerds" also keep themselves fit. There are also plenty of "lazy nerds" who clearly don't stay fit. It really isn't a simple model at all.

  110. Re:These studies, Jesus... by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

    I loved in my last job that I could ride my bike to work. I live on base and it was only 2 miles. Then I'd go another 3 to get lunch, so about 10 miles on the days that I had that kind of time.

  111. Re:Why the shit is this shit here? It's not scienc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The folks who thought up the experiment were too smart to do all that work, you silly goose.

  112. And a crusty sock is all the resulted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn’t a new hypothesis (here’s just one example from the interwebs: http://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/02/26/lazy-job/).

    And, due to the flawed design and execution of the “experiment”, you can’t claim that anything was learned from it.

    So, what the hell is the point of it? Academic masturbation? Some grad student somewhere needed quick relief?

  113. Work is quite virtuous, contrary to assertion by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Your work is meant only to enrich those who do not work (owners).

    Would it make sense to say that to the millions of people who are self-employed?

    And the work self-employed people do does not just benefit themselves. The other entities that voluntarily engage in transactions with them also realize a benefit from said transactions; otherwise, they would not voluntarily engage in them.

    I'm not self-employed, but I do benefit quite a bit when I sell my labor to my employer. That's why I continue to do it: because I am enriched by that arrangement, not because anyone is coercing me.

    If no one worked, no food, clothing, housing, or healthcare would be produced. That would be a rather unvirtuous situation, would it not?

    --
    That that is is that that that that is not is not.
    1. Re:Work is quite virtuous, contrary to assertion by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      And the work self-employed people do does not just benefit themselves.

      Of course, you're right. We live in an economic system designed so that all value flows upward.

      So yes, even the self-employed work in order to allow the ownership class to not have to work.

      To quote Bertrand Russell again,

      “From the beginning of civilization until the Industrial Revolution, a man could, as a rule, produce by hard work little more than was required for the subsistence of himself and his family, although his wife worked at least as hard as he did, and his children added their labor as soon as they were old enough to do so. The small surplus above bare necessaries was not left to those who produced it, but was appropriated by warriors and priests. . . . A system which lasted so long and ended so recently has naturally left a profound impress upon men’s thoughts and opinions. Much that we take for granted about the desirability of work is derived from this system, and, being pre-industrial, is not adapted to the modern world. Modern technique has made it possible for leisure, within limits, to be not the prerogative of small privileged classes, but a right evenly distributed throughout the community. The morality of work is the morality of slaves, and the modern world has no need of slavery.

      It is obvious that, in primitive communities, peasants, left to themselves, would not have parted with the slender surplus upon which the warriors and priests subsisted, but would have either produced less or consumed more. At first, sheer force compelled them to produce and part with the surplus. Gradually, however, it was found possible to induce many of them to accept an ethic according to which it was their duty to work hard, although part of their work went to support others in idleness. By this means the amount of compulsion required was lessened, and the expenses of government were diminished. To this day, 99 per cent of British wage-earners would be genuinely shocked if it were proposed that the King should not have a larger income than a working man. The conception of duty, speaking historically, has been a means used by the holders of power to induce others to live for the interests of their masters rather than for their own.“

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
    2. Re:Work is quite virtuous, contrary to assertion by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

      The morality of work is the morality of slaves

      Dr. Russell can't seem to distinguish between a transaction in which one voluntarily sells his labor (modern work), and compulsory labor for which one is not compensated (slavery).

      While a voluntary employer/employee relationship does not make one enslaved, I do believe we are partially enslaved by our governments. And that is not entirely a bad thing (explanation here).

      the expenses of government were diminished.

      He's wrong again. The expenses of government have been going through the roof. As a percentage of an average total household budget, the cost of most things (food, rent, clothing) has been decreasing. The cost of government is a glaring exception to that trend.

      Quite unimpressed with Dr. Russell.

      We live in an economic system designed so that all value flows upward.

      You seemed highly predisposed to place humans on a hierarchy, and to believe that the owners of enterprises are at the top of the hierarchy, and are to be despised.

      Here's a counterexample: a retired bus driver who, slightly indirectly, is such an owner, because the pension fund that generates his income owns shares of corporations. Most shareholders are, in fact, like this retired bus driver: definitely not part of the "1%."

      Another counterexample: a self-employed plumber who owns his own business; some of his clients are of a lower socio-economic status than he is, and some of his clients are of a higher socio-economic status than he is. But all of his clients benefit from the value of his services (i.e., the value flows both downward and upward).

      Again I point out that if no one worked, no food, clothing, housing, or healthcare would be produced, making for a quite unvirtuous society. You seem to have no rebuttal for this.

      --
      That that is is that that that that is not is not.
    3. Re:Work is quite virtuous, contrary to assertion by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Quite unimpressed with Dr. Russell.

      I know, right? He thinks he's so smart, but he's not smart like you. If he was really smart, why ain't he rich?

      Where exactly do you think the 40-hour work week came from? How do you think it's managed to grow into a 60-hour work week, or even 80-hour? What happens to our society when not everyone has to work to create all the goods and services people need? I don't know how old you are, GPS Pilot, but if someone had told me in 1980 that in 2016 people would have to work MORE hours just to survive and have a house and send their kids to school, I'd have laughed at them. And do you think that maybe the reasons behind this have something to do with the exploding income inequality?

      Yes, plumbers plumb. Do you know why they make a decent living? Here's a hint: http://www.ua.org/

      Do you think it's a coincidence that there's been a concentrated effort by the economic elite to do away with organized labor and collective bargaining? It's an effort that's been going on since at least the day Ronald Reagan was elected president.

      Again I point out that if no one worked, no food, clothing, housing, or healthcare would be produced, making for a quite unvirtuous society. You seem to have no rebuttal for this.

      Most of your food and clothing come from sweat shops. Is that virtuous? Most of the housing is built by undocumented immigrants. Virtuous? Healthcare is still unionized, thank god, but that's under attack too.

      Virtue is not part of the equation.

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
  114. tl:dr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tl:dr

  115. Mindset- Either, or. by cloakedpegasus · · Score: 1

    This is just an anecdote. When I was in my teen years, I noticed that when I focused on activities such as working out at the gym several times a week, it tended to leading a certain mental lifestyle which while I don't believe necessarily excludes a heavy reflective mindset, it sure felt that way at the time. While I don't know the true nature of the circumstances, my impoverished opinion is that hormones and adaptation were preparing me, making appropriate changes suitable to my activities or environment. When a soldier is training, a philosopher is not what is formed.