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RealDoll CEO Aims To Make Its Sex Dolls Love You Back Via AI App (mirror.co.uk)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Mirror.co.uk: Matt McMullen, CEO of RealDoll, revealed the next step in making the high-end sex toys will be to give them artificial intelligence to replicate humans more closely than ever. "We are building an AI system which can either be connected to a robotic doll OR experienced in a VR environment," he revealed as part of an AMA (ask me anything) on Reddit. "I think it will allow for an option that never existed before, and for some, may represent a happiness they [users] never thought they could have. We are designing the AI to be fun and engaging, more than focusing on whether it can fool you into thinking it's a person," he said. He later added, when someone asked if dolls will ever love us back: "I hope that we can at least simulate that," McMullen responded. "That's the goal." In addition to AI and VR, Teledildonics are coming to the sex industry as well. "Teledildonics is technology for remote sex where tactile sensations are communicated over a data link between the participants -- with Siri, Alexa, Cortana and other AI software," reports Mirror.co.uk. The company is "putting the finishing touches" on its AI app, with plans to release it within the next six months. Oh, and it's also working on releasing a RealDoll with a robotic head by the end of 2017 to celebrate its 20th anniversary.

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  1. Hey Siri... by MouseR · · Score: 2

    ...I'm going to like this sirrigate.

    1. Re:Hey Siri... by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      No love for Cortana? Or oh, oh, oh, oh-kayyyyy Google?

    2. Re:Hey Siri... by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      I can Sing the Body Electric?

    3. Re:Hey Siri... by LordKronos · · Score: 2

      1001001

    4. Re:Hey Siri... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      I'm fairly sure the most searched term Cortana relayed was something along the lines "How the fuck do you turn that shit off?"

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    5. Re:Hey Siri... by bmxeroh · · Score: 1

      3 minutes ago I just brought this term up in the office. It's definitely my new favorite term and like you, I can't wait to slide it into a serious conversation.

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  2. Hot boinky, then back in the box by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's all I want from a "love doll"- one that "loves" me enough to boink my brains out and then climb back into her box.

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    1. Re:Hot boinky, then back in the box by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's all I want from a "love doll"- one that "loves" me enough to boink my brains out and then climb back into her box.

      This may cut into the market for Slovenian "supermodels".

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    2. Re:Hot boinky, then back in the box by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Maybe hose itself off first. And change the bedsheets. And maybe start the laundry. Like some kind of sex-bot/roomba hybrid. Maybe a roomba with blowjob attachment?

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    3. Re:Hot boinky, then back in the box by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Like some kind of sex-bot/roomba hybrid. Maybe a roomba with blowjob attachment?

      You just gave me the GREATEST idea for a Kickstarter.

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    4. Re:Hot boinky, then back in the box by marovada · · Score: 1

      Good thing she'll have a rubber box.

  3. /* Heading goes here */ by m0hawk · · Score: 2

    Where's a link to the Futurama informational video on why sex bots are bad when you need it?

    1. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by NotInHere · · Score: 4, Informative
    2. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      If the majority of us are lucky, a tiny destructive majority can get their jollies raping and abusing their under age bots (royalty, billionaires, politicians, Hollywood celebrities and the odd lesser criminal) and leave the rest of us right out of their mess, cough, cough, whilst peacefully masturbating ;D (this being the apparent truth, as I find out years ago on women's forums, why married men spend so long in the toilet and married women spend so long in the shower, being a single male I was curious as to why both of those were the recognised truth but being single I had no idea why they would do that ie no need to spend long periods of time in a toilet or in a shower, quite the humorous truth).

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    3. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by BringsApples · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure royalty, billionaires, politicians and Hollywood celebrities are using real underage kids.

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    4. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      royalty, billionaires, politicians, Hollywood celebrities

      Realdolls start at $5500. You don't need to be royalty or a billionaire to afford one. Even for a man of modest means, a Realdoll is going to be cheaper than a real GF.

    5. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by sabbede · · Score: 1

      Dangit, where are my mod points when I need them!?

    6. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, but their tears are so fake. And when you see the white in their eyes it's time to empty them again, you pig!

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    7. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I always thought Furries and Bronies would rather want to BE some sort of genetically engineered freak.

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    8. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure royalty, billionaires, politicians and Hollywood celebrities are using real underage kids.

      You'd be right, just look at pedo island and the number of politicians, billionaires, and so on went there.

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  4. Hope they share the technology . . . by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 2

    . . . with the RealHamster!

  5. Re:FBI EDITIONS ARE HOMOSEX with 2 buttholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH^^

    Mod this UP!! It's true but funny.

  6. forget about self-driving cars by turkeydance · · Score: 4, Funny

    i'm not leaving the house.

  7. Re:All I want to know by SpankiMonki · · Score: 2

    no, but it will tell you to take out the trash.

  8. FBI, NSA, Google, FSB, IRS... by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Talk about unlimited access... hacked...

  9. Not tonight dear by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a low battery.

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    1. Re:Not tonight dear by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      That'd be like roofies.

    2. Re:Not tonight dear by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      I have a low battery.

      No problem. We have a nice crate of fully charged cell phone juice boxes. Now, let's strip. You'll be riding high to night.

  10. These dolls are EXPENSIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Are there really that many losers with an extra 10 grand running around who are willing to buy these things?

    1. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by Tokolosh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. They are called pre-divorce guys.

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    2. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by sir-gold · · Score: 2

      Yes, I used to know someone who bought one. He had to sell his massive collection of female-only action figures to afford it, though.

    3. Re: These dolls are EXPENSIVE by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      When polar bears' gall bladders are fetching $50k??

    4. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are there really that many losers with an extra 10 grand running around who are willing to buy these things?

      $10K for a fake GF is cheap compared to the cost of a real one.

    5. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Heh, this past year, my brother payed off a 6K in credit card debt that his soon to be ex-wife ran up. HE could buy a new one each year and still save money.

    6. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I imagine there will be a uber-like doll-sharing service that crops up real soon now.

      I think those already exist. The Realdolls have removable vaginas, so you can have your own "private part" and share the main doll. The vaginal inserts only cost about $150.

  11. This will go well... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    There will, surely, be nothing more satisfying than the affection of an expert system that has been tuned to love absolutely anyone whose licensing agreements and software maintenance contract are in order.

    1. Re:This will go well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Please enter your credit card number to restore love level #5

    2. Re:This will go well... by sir-gold · · Score: 2

      I can see this getting banned in Asia for this exact reason.

      People starving to death because they spent all their money on a Love-doll AI subscription, or committing suicide because they can't afford the subscription anymore.

      Remember, this is the same part of the world where lonely men end up falling in love with (and in some cases, marrying) video game characters and inanimate objects.

    3. Re:This will go well... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That's something that has been covered in literature many times. When you have a machine that is the perfect husband/wife/sex slave, which never argues unless you want it to argue with you, which puts up with pretty much anything...

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    4. Re:This will go well... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine is married to an inanimate object. Ok, at one point she could still move, but that's a thing of the past.

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    5. Re:This will go well... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it's far from an original concern; but it does seem like one that could be a nagging problem.

      Aside from any zOMG Society!!! questions, they are taking on a game-balance issue: people get frustrated when they lose; but get bored of winning if you don't provide the convincing illusion of a challenge. As long as you are just building sex toys, that's not a problem; but it will be trickier to impress people with 'love' that they know has nothing to do with them. Unconditional love is handy because you can't screw it up; but being the recipient of love-so-durable-even-our-customers-can't-fuck-it-up probably won't leave you feeling terribly lovable. Even a puppy is higher standards than that.

    6. Re:This will go well... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      It's worth doing some reading on porn addiction. Like all addictions it's chasing that feeling, which leads to ever more consumption of ever stronger material.

      It also creates image problems. There was some discussion on the BBC recently, where they had some stats showing that public hair removal is now pretty much the norm among university age women and very popular with men, with natural hair being openly mocked and described as "gross" and "disgusting". Mainly because in porn, shaving is almost universal.

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  12. IoRCPGT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Internet of Remote-Controlled Penis-Grasping Things.

    No thanks.

  13. And... by drew_92123 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    half of the lonely nerds on /. just got REALLY excited... ;-)

  14. Yes, but Will It Be GPL? by WheezyJoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm doing NOTHING if I can't review the SOURCE CODE!

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    1. Re:Yes, but Will It Be GPL? by cfalcon · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I'm doing NOTHING if I can't review the SOURCE CODE!

      Come on, give it a chance. The last fifty years should have shown you one thing clearly: nothing else can fuck you like closed source software.

    2. Re:Yes, but Will It Be GPL? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Probably true, but I prefer to be top, not bottom.

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  15. Stranger by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    Man this world just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

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    1. Re:Stranger by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's much weirder than that.

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  16. new meaning to "have you tried turning it off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    then turning it on again. "

    1. Re:new meaning to "have you tried turning it off by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Well, I tried discussing the finer details of having anal sex with small reptiles and that turned her off, but nothing I do will turn her back on.

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  17. What I Want To Know: by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

    When will the RealDoll start driving for Uber?

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    1. Re:What I Want To Know: by zidium · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:What I Want To Know: by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Hail a JoniCab! We have to get to da choppa!

    3. Re:What I Want To Know: by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      How about a RealDoll as the President of the United States . . . ?

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  18. A scene from not so distant future. by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 2

    You: hey, let's make love!

    A real doll with AI: not tonight, honey. I'm working on proving the Riemann's conjecture.

    1. Re:A scene from not so distant future. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh c'mon sweetheart, you can do that while I shag you. I only need your body, you can keep your AI busy with Riemann. And I won't even complain about you thinking of another guy while you sleep with me.

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  19. Re:Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sex is primal. If you haven't noticed, it's one of the big pillars of society (eating and management of defecation being two others). Since a growing majority of women are being taught that men are scum from kindergarten to college, men are starting to find outlets elsewhere. Why take on the social, legal, and financial risks of having sex in college and, later on, marriage with a 50% failure rate? Of course, it's not a real woman, but $10k is a drop in the bucket compared to those costs. It's interesting that feminists have a problem with this. They claim men are so abusive, so what's the big deal if they go elsewhere? Of course, that's not what feminists really want. They want to control men by retaining control over access to sex. Sex toys circumvent that somewhat. They're not really that concerned about today, they're worried about 20-30 years from now.

  20. Re:All I want to know by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny
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  21. A doll that texts you at work by FrankHaynes · · Score: 3, Funny

    every 5 minutes:

    "Do you miss me?"

    "When are you coming home?"

    "What do you wanna do tonight?"

    "Do you still love me?"

    "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME??!!"

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  22. Creepy to a next level by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Sex dolls were already creepy, but now if people talk to them...

    1. Re:Creepy to a next level by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      You think people didn't talk to their sex dolls before?

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    2. Re:Creepy to a next level by manu0601 · · Score: 1

      You think people didn't talk to their sex dolls before?

      I must confess I never dared to think about it

    3. Re:Creepy to a next level by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Whatever you do, just remember: When you see the white in her eyes... it's time to empty her out.

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  23. WELL PLAYED by fluffernutter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Advertising the most technologically advanced sex doll on Slashdot. Well played RealDoll, well played.

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  24. CEO Doll by quenda · · Score: 1

    I shuddered at "RealDoll CEO" . A CEO with three working offices?

    1. Re:CEO Doll by azrael29a · · Score: 4, Funny

      I shuddered at "RealDoll CEO" . A CEO with three working offices?

      I guess you meant "orifices".

  25. This is truly... by Epsilon+Moonshade · · Score: 1

    This is truly news for nerds. Good job, editors.

  26. Re:Just don't let them talk... Moaning is ok by alvinrod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just make them body temperature, and maybe give them a pulse?

    Sure, if you're into that kind of thing.

  27. AI haha by KingBozo · · Score: 1

    They need to keep those call centers busy, It is not AI just outsourcing.

  28. For-Pay Teledildonics Violating Prostitution Laws? by mentil · · Score: 1

    In regards to teledildonics, I wonder if paying someone to remotely stimulate your genitals will fall afoul of any prostitution laws. I... heard from a friend... that there are already some services like this, although they're positioned as live webcam services rather than 'telesex'.

    Once the novelty wears off, who's going to stay committed to a relationship with a weak AI? Aside from providing sexy banter (repeated lines of dialogue will be a huge boner-kill though) I don't see what the long-term value could be. An AI (even specialist system) that trains the socially awkward to be able to interact with other people well enough to be able to form and maintain romantic relationships would be far more valuable.

    it's also working on releasing a RealDoll with a robotic head

    Which head?

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  29. Re:For-Pay Teledildonics Violating Prostitution La by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Prostitution is legal as long as you film it. Same goes for your scenario. It is called making a porn.

  30. WIth RiPo... by Type44Q · · Score: 2

    With RiPO, me ruv you rong time. ;)

  31. Robots first assignment: view & sort video lib by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

    Now what I am supposed to do with all the porn?

  32. I need a product brochure by randalware · · Score: 1

    I want a Cherry 2000 with a complete manual, parts kit and extended maintence warrentee !!!

    Can I get a discount if I want one in each color/hair option ?

     

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  33. Re:Get a life by Boronx · · Score: 1

    What does feminism have to do with women not liking you?

  34. AI may become a reality after all by Max_W · · Score: 1

    A potential market for such an AI is in trillions.

  35. What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... is that one of the biggest taboos in our first-world societies is that there is a nigh rampant sexual frustration in women.

    In that regard I really don't "get" sex dolls.

    Honestly, if you absolutely, positively need to f*ck, there is just about an abundance of decent women around who would be glad to indulge.

    Women are promiscous - very often even more so than men. The problem is that in our 1st world society women are very keen on not getting a reputation of being a slut. The evolutionary and old-testament concept of the blemished women is deeply rooted in men, which also makes it difficult for men to shed some over-inflated romantic vision of a perfect 10 that f*cks like a porn-star but at the same time for some outworldly unrealistic reason only has eyes "for me". Sort of like the patendly absurd expectations of women vis-a-vis men when it comes to a male mates income and status.

    To this day only the strongest and truly independant women have raised being an "ethical slut" to something that is a virtue (those types are rare, gorgeous and a bit scary at the same time :-) ), whilst most women public still speak of sex as a bad thing, even though most women secretly think otherwise. Which is one of the big problems in our society that has decoupled sex from reproduction but outside of 60ies hippie counter-culture hasn't yet quite grasped what that actually means.

    But back to the topic: It's not for a lack of decent/usable women that would have sex.
    Even simpler yet: The money that buys you such a doll will buy you enough hookers to give you sex you'll never forget your entire life.

    The lesson is this: If you're a man that needs to have sex, there are plenty women around who need the same thing, you just have to follow a few basic rules:

    1) Don't expect Thandie Newton to stand in line for you if you're an overweight, overworked and underpaid IT guy - go hunting in your own territory and you won't run dry.

    2) Don't expect that colleague from accounting that fucked your brains out two weeks ago to look up to you as her future husband and sex-demigod for the rest of your life. If she enjoyed being a pr0n-slut with you, she will enjoy it with others too. You can't have it both ways. Women have desires too. It's that simple.

    3) Don't speak too loud of your adventure, if at all. Women can smell a guy that won't protect their reputation from 20 miles away - evolution has made it so.

    Good hunting. ;-)

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    1. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by lucasnate1 · · Score: 2

      Your post is assuming that men and women are mostly the same except for some societal roles. I think you are wrong because of two things:

      1) Women don't cum as easily as men.
      2) Women suffer from bad sex more than men (Example: Let's say I have desperate sex with an icky woman, I'll feel bad for an hour and go on. Most women that I know would feel bad for several hours at least, including the "sluts".

      1 and 2 encourage women to be more picky.

    2. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by lucasnate1 · · Score: 2

      Sure, because women only want to be fucked, they don't want to be oral sex'd, the don't want to cum, they just want to be fucked, even it's only for 5 mins.

      Are you sure I'm the naive one?

    3. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "If you're a man that needs to have sex, there are plenty women around who need the same thing" - too bad they all have unrealistic expectations. Hunting in your own league, they still expect someone two leagues above themselves. Tinder and social media are partly to blame for this, as high-value men give attention there easily, and once a low-value girl has been one-night fucked by a great man, she accepts nothing less.

      There's a huge amount of virgin men over 30, ones who no woman ever has deemed good enough. Many have been rejected hundreds of times before giving up. Stereotypes of this group don't even hold water, they aren't fat unemployed basement dwellers either. I know several who practically live at the gym, with bodies of greek gods; entrepreneurs; scientists, and of course nerds of various streaks.

      Quite simply, it's these men, men who have been rejected by the entire female species, that sex dolls are targeted to. Once they talk, walk, and fuck on their own accord, it's not even a contest anymore.

    4. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      This should get modded up. The 50% most attractive women fight for the 10% most attractive guys, leaving the other 50% of women and 90% of men out to dry. So if you're a 90%er male, you need to have alternatives. Prostitutes are a poor choice because it poses a terrible health risk. This is a safe alternative. And no I don't work for this company and I'm too cheap to buy their product. I'm fortunate to be in a happy marriage that's sexually active, but I realize I'm in a lucky minority.

    5. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Many have been rejected hundreds of times before giving up.

      Has it ever dawned on them, or anyone else that maybe they're terrible people? Or maybe they just have absolutely no idea how to function around the other gender?

    6. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, you know, or if you're married...

      My wife is seeing a therapist, I've offered family counciling, and I've tried other things too - she's just not that into sex. But she doesn't begrudge me my toys, so that's why I PERSONALLY like these things.

    7. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty damn sure you are.

    8. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      she's just not that into sex

      She's fucking someone else.

    9. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Nope, expressing any sexual desire is not required anymore. Just the simple fact that you have a dick between your legs is plenty enough to be considered a predator these days.

  36. Ow by Afty0r · · Score: 2

    Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword.

  37. Re:All I want to know by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

    Well, for the latter half of your comment, you will also need a large, very absorbent towel.....

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  38. Re:Just don't let them talk... Moaning is ok by reboot246 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I didn't know she was dead, your Honor. I thought she was British.

  39. Re:Get a life by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Quite the opposite, it is the answer. And probably cheaper too in the long run.

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  40. Re:Get a life by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    So settling for something that doesn't satisfy you is ... good? Did I just get that right?

    And it does matter whether a girl has slept with someone before you? Why? Are you one of those collector nerds who only gets hard if it's NRFB?

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  41. Re:Tick, tock, SJWs by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    You already don't. I made one law concerning dates, year ago: Don't fuck with crazy.

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  42. Re:GamerGaters can finally get laid by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    She hates browser games and likes only real ones?

    That's my girl!

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  43. Re:For-Pay Teledildonics Violating Prostitution La by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    A 555 timer? Ohhh, why did you have to say that... anyone got a towel?

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  44. Re:Get a life by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

    But, tech nerds are told by feminists that it doesn't matter if a girl has slept with lots of other guys before you.

    That's because it doesn't matter. In fact, I prefer a woman who has some experience. Inexperience is okay in High School, but once you're out of college you should know what you're doing between the sheets.

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  45. Re:GamerGaters can finally get laid by tepples · · Score: 1

    In other words, you'd like a sadist who tries to lock you into using Microsoft products.

  46. Re:For-Pay Teledildonics Violating Prostitution La by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

    who's going to stay committed to a relationship with a weak AI?

    I suggest you lookup the term 'waifu'.

  47. Re:Demographic transformation by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

    Because as we all learned in history class. Northern europeans are native to North America.

  48. Futurama! by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    I Dated a Robot - All civilisation was just an effort to impress the opposite sex ... and sometimes the same sex. https://theinfosphere.org/Tran...

  49. Re:All I want to know by Yvan256 · · Score: 1
  50. Re:Just don't let them talk... Moaning is ok by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    +5 Dark Humour

  51. The Internet of Shit will have a field day by DrXym · · Score: 1

    Sex dolls that are connected to the cloud. What could possibly go wrong?

  52. Great for RealDoll by tekrat · · Score: 1

    But seriously, the Japanese are WAAAAAY ahead on all of this. First of all, the Japanese dolls are much better looking, much more realistic-looking. Secondly the Japanese are ahead on Robotics, I assume you've seen their Uncanny Valley creepy talking heads.

    Now admittedly, RealDoll's effort may advance the whole industry, but the RealDolls look fairly plastic and aren't all that attractive. Silicone is durable, but it doesn't seem to be the material of choice for true doll afficianados.

    Not that I know anything about all this, of course.

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  53. Re:GamerGaters can finally get laid by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Yes, tie me up and call my API functions!

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  54. Re:Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "What does feminism have to do with women not liking you?"

    If you have to ask that question, you haven't been exposed to the full spectrum of feminist thought. I spent a couple of years at a liberal arts college before going into engineering. It was crazy. There is a serious man-hating contingent in that movement and they're actively spreading their message and recruiting. Ever heard "All sex is rape!"? Do you know about these "women" who want the printed word to be spelled "womyn" because they hate the word "men" so much? And don't even think of calling an 18 y/o a "girl" unless you want to be hanged from the flagpole on the campus green.
    Even if a woman doesn't become one of the true believers, she might be somewhere on the spectrum. Exposure to this man-hating, anti-sex propaganda creates a certain weird atmosphere. Probably something like the culture in the former East Germany. Even the women who did want to experiment with sex wanted to keep it secret from the other womyn for fear of public shaming. Forget using HER room because her pissy roommates might report her "crime" to the feminist Stasi.
    Plus, living in that environment as a young guy makes you feel like you need to walk on eggshells when approaching a woman. When you're running through a mental checklist of "don't say this, don't say that, don't leer at her body, don't touch her uninvited..." for fear of consequences, you're not exuding the confidence that women/womyn find appealing.
    Feminism has(had) a lot to do with womyn not liking me.

  55. Re:GamerGaters can finally get laid by Z80a · · Score: 1

    Not much better than being "free" to use java or flash i suppose.

  56. finally by jason777 · · Score: 1

    I finally have a shot at love

  57. Finally someone for one of those /dev/girl shirts. by erlkonig · · Score: 1

    There's an Elvengear /dev/girl T-shirt I'd been thinking of giving a girlfriend (who hated being objectified and wasn't a big Linux fan) - but NOW, the perfect excuse! Literally true! ... assuming you can run LInux on her. :-)

  58. As long as it doesn't take updates... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    Servos, movements, etc.. As long as the "strength" is limited and it doesn't take automatic firmware (huh huhuh hehhuh.. I said FIRM) updates, it might be interesting for those who can't find a relationship (that number of people isn't small). Cost needs to come down.

    If it take updates and has a great deal of strength, I can smell hacks that injure people already. Heheh huhhh.. I said smell.

  59. Re: Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a middle-aged nerd who still has trouble speaking to attractive women but somehow managed to get married, I'd say the problem is yours to solve, not "the feminists". Your attitudes show that you're the one out of step. Please don't become bitter, there's a woman out there for you.

  60. Two words that do not belong in the same sentance by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    Love and AI.

    These two things have absolutely 0 to do with each other.

  61. Re:Demographic transformation by zapadnik · · Score: 1

    Yawn. You can't address the point of today so you deflect to an irrelevant strawman. Typical of those who support the demographic transformation will will inevitably result in the destruction of Enlightenment Civilization. Is this what you want and why you defend that agenda with your strawman ?

  62. Siri, Cortana? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Imagine you're in your new car with your wife and ask where the nearest Mexican beef place is and Siri/Cortana change into their sexy voice and say - well I'm right here big boy! Let me take over the controls of your electric seat.

  63. Re: I would pay a lot... by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

    Yea, it is damn near impossible to find a woman who has anything interesting to talk about. Every damn time I find one that does, they turn out to be a lesbian, transitioning into being a male, or happily married for many years. There has only ever been one exception to this and I missed my chance with her many years ago.

  64. Re:Tick, tock, SJWs by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

    There is a flaw to that thinking. Some of them are very good at hiding the crazy until after you have fucked them.

  65. Re:Tick, tock, SJWs by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Not SJWs.

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  66. Re:Tick, tock, SJWs by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

    True, they do tend to out themselves pretty quickly, but they are not the ones I was talking about. I'm talking about the ones who act normal until you fuck them and then they act like you have been the closest couple ever for years. Then they try to destroy your relationships with all your friends and family. Those are the ones that are scary.

  67. Can things get more sick? by kattisch · · Score: 1

    Really how twisted, perverted and sick can society get? Every time I think it has hit a new low and can't get any lower, someone comes up with something even more sick, twisted and perverted like this! Can't we see that this is to destroy and undermine the human person?

    1. Re:Can things get more sick? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Your hand will no doubt be delighted to learn you intend to be true to her.

      As Beyonce says, "Put a ring on it".

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