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North Korea Conducts Fifth Nuclear Test -- The Largest One Yet (cnn.com)

TMB writes: As reported by CNN, North Korea has conducted its 5th nuclear test, the largest yet at 10 kilotons. Before the test was reported, Slashdot reader hcs_$reboot reported: A magnitude 5.3 earthquake has been detected in North Korea, amid reports the country had been preparing for its fifth nuclear test. South Korea's Yonhap news agency said it had been an "artificial quake." The U.S. Geological Survey said the tremor had been detected in the north-east of North Korea, close to a known nuclear test site. The earthquake occurred close to the surface, the USGS said. The shallow depth and precise timing of the quake suggests it was man-made. North Korea says it has tested a nuclear warhead and that the test showed the warhead "has been standardized to be able to be mounted on strategic ballistic rockets."

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  1. aggression inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can we assume that one day North Korea will attack something? I've always thought that they're just posturing, but this most recent "test" makes me hesitate...

    1. Re:aggression inevitable? by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Informative

      Can we assume that one day North Korea will attack something? I've always thought that they're just posturing, but this most recent "test" makes me hesitate...

      I am much less worried about them than Muslim countries with the bomb. North Korean rulers are ruthless and power hungry but rational to the degree that they don't want to be wiped out in a counter-strike. Many Muslims would see a counter-strike as an advantage, with millions of people becoming martyrs and getting their millions * 27 virgins.

    2. Re:aggression inevitable? by drnb · · Score: 2

      Can we assume that one day North Korea will attack something? I've always thought that they're just posturing, but this most recent "test" makes me hesitate...

      You mean attack something again? There was the North Korean invasion of South Korea back in the 1950s, before a prepared US military and a prepared South Korean military were sitting on the border.

    3. Re:aggression inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Umm...it's not quite so simple as that. Before the Korean war there was no concrete North Korea and South Korea. Neither government recognized the border or each other. Poor old Korea split up due to the meddling of the super powers.

    4. Re:aggression inevitable? by f3rret · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nah, this sorta thing is pretty much SOP for NK, they'll be all like "Raaaah look at us we are like SUPER dangerous! Give us oil and food or we use our spooky new powers!"

      Then we give them oil and food and they step back down, when that stuff runs out - they go "Raaaaaah!" again.
      They've done it before.

      Besides there's a long way from a functional nuclear device to a missile deliverable one.

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    5. Re:aggression inevitable? by drnb · · Score: 2

      Umm...it's not quite so simple as that. Before the Korean war there was no concrete North Korea and South Korea. Neither government recognized the border or each other. Poor old Korea split up due to the meddling of the super powers.

      Actually it is quite simple. In 1950 and today North Korea does not recognize the legitimacy of the South Korean government and considers reunification by force to be a legitimate option. There is no peace treaty ending the Korean War, just a Cease Fire. North Korea has occasionally conducted raids into South Korea and killed South Korean over the decades of this Cease Fire.

    6. Re:aggression inevitable? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Its a bit more complicated than that - the partition of Korea only happened in 1948, two years before the Korean War started, and *both* sides were making aggressive noises and movements toward the other, it was simply the North that first moved en mass south of the border to reunite the country. The South at that point was still building its military in preparation for its own invasion of the North, as well as disenfranchising a huge number of its own citizens who were communist or didn't support the US-and-UN imposed elections.

      By the start of the Korean War in 1950, the South had imprisoned 30,000 communists, and had interred 300,000 more in "reeducation camps". They had also killed more than 60,000 of their own citizens in various quellings of uprisings by disowned groups. The North were doing their own similar thing, sure, but I concentrate on the South here because they are always the side which gets white washed when it comes to the Korean War. After all, you hardly ever hear that, in the early days of the war, the southern president, Syngmam Rhee, ordered the executions of between 100,000 and 200,000 of his political opponents in the Bodo League massacre.

      The North today may be run by nut jobs, but do not mistake the cause of the Korean War as solely the Norths fault, nor on the same level as todays North Korea...

    7. Re:aggression inevitable? by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can we assume that one day North Korea will attack something? I've always thought that they're just posturing, but this most recent "test" makes me hesitate...

      North Korea is the buffer between China and the US forces, a North Korean attack would lead to the regime's fall and probably a reunification into a strong pro-western country which I'm sure China doesn't want. Despite all the saber rattling I'm fairly sure Kim wouldn't try pulling it off alone. In fact, I think China would tell him that in case of a unilateral attack they'd roll in and occupy North Korea themselves before US-led forces could do it. Even if 99,99% of the population is ignorant some must know the real state of the country and its technology, this is not Nazi Germany. This is a backwater podunk with a not-so-unwarranted paranoia after being named in the "axis of evil" and the invasion of Iraq. Fuck what everyone else thinks, it's better to have the arms to defend yourself and act like you could use them. He'd be right at home in the US, in another life.

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    8. Re:aggression inevitable? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Most of us don't have to care - until all cheap stuff from South Korea, Japan and Taiwan and possibly China ends due to a local war.

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    9. Re:aggression inevitable? by drnb · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Its a bit more complicated than that - the partition of Korea only happened in 1948, two years before the Korean War started, and *both* sides were making aggressive noises and movements toward the other, it was simply the North that first moved en mass south of the border to reunite the country. The South at that point was still building its military in preparation for its own invasion of the North ...

      And it is not as simple as you suggest. While both sides claimed to be the legitimate government of all of Korea and desired reunification, only one side had the actual capability to force reunification. The North, far better armed than the South due to Chinese and Soviet support, had the capability to completely overwhelm the South. The South had no such capability.

      By the start of the Korean War in 1950, the South had imprisoned 30,000 communists, and had interred 300,000 more in "reeducation camps". They had also killed more than 60,000 of their own citizens in various quellings of uprisings by disowned groups. The North were doing their own similar thing, sure, but I concentrate on the South here because they are always the side which gets white washed when it comes to the Korean War ...

      Failing to indicate that the North engaged in such practices on a far larger and even more brutal scale is a whitewashing of the North.

    10. Re:aggression inevitable? by jcr · · Score: 1

      I'm quite confident that if Kim Jung Asswipe actually ordered the use of a nuclear weapon, it would be the last thing he, or any other member of the current Nork regime, ever does.

      Most likely, a Chinese agent would take him out before any launch, and the Chinese goverment would have a story ready to go about how he died heroically saving children from a house fire or some such bullshit.

      -jcr

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    11. Re: aggression inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is in the Quran, but it is not clear how to interpret it. 72 may be the actual number, or just 'a very large number'. Furthermore it is not clear if you get virgins or 'grapes'. Obviously you will not get 72 grapes, but this likely means that you will get 'infinite food'. This is actually likely, as in the times it was written hunger was an even bigger problem compared to today.

    12. Re:aggression inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      China just doesn't want millions of starving poor uneducated refugees pouring into China

    13. Re:aggression inevitable? by ecotax · · Score: 2

      Not inevitable, but not impossible either, I think. The NK perspective/official party line is that they are under permanent threat and need to be able to defend themselves against SK, the US, and, through heinous manipulations, most of the rest of the world. That's a pretty paranoid perspective, and while it's defensive by nature, this can go wrong in many ways. The country is lead by a small, corrupt, misinformed elite, has a huge and soon nuclear-equipped army and, outside the capital, a poor and suppressed population. An internal crisis, or a diplomatic fuck-up, both seem realistic possibilities.

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    14. Re:aggression inevitable? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You ignore the fact that the South is well documented as being as aggressive toward the North over the border prior to the invasion, and indeed again it is well documented that it was the South which started many of the skirmishes and exchanges of gun fire that blighted that period. Syngman Rhee is on record that he wanted to conquer the North by any means necessary.

      And no, concentrating on one side while *explicitly* saying that is what I am doing does not in any way diminish the acts of the other side - especially when the point is to dispel the very polarised image that people have of the North and South during the Korean War. Trying to say otherwise is merely an ad hominem attack rather than engaging in the discussion.

      At that point in time, the South were every much the bit as brutal as the North - hundreds of thousands forced into reeducation camps, hundreds of thousands executed, tens of thousands killed in up risings etc etc etc.

      But it would seem that people like you don't like that side of history being brought up - to people like you, the South is completely innocent, and *that* is quite disturbing because it means you arent willing to look at the history of the region in a dispassionate or detached manner...

    15. Re:aggression inevitable? by ecotax · · Score: 1

      They'll be all like "Raaaah look at us we are like SUPER dangerous! Give us oil and food or we use our spooky new powers!"

      That has indeed been their peculiar form of diplomacy during some past crises.

      Besides there's a long way from a functional nuclear device to a missile deliverable one.

      Also true, but how far are they on their way by now? They're determined, have been busy for years, have taken several tests, and announced they're done. Hard to verify, but that might actually be the case.

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    16. Re:aggression inevitable? by hoofie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Saudi's already have nuclear weapons - who do you think paid for the Pakistani program ? It just happens that they are stored in Pakistan arsenals. If things went tits-up and the Saudi's [specifically the Royal Family and Government] found themselves on the wrong end of a Nuclear-armed Iran those weapons would quickly be moved to Saudi territory. Note the Saudi's bete-noire isn't, and never has been, Israel. [The Saudi Government considers Israel a convenient whipping boy but that's just to keep the punters in the Mosque and Souk happy. In reality they know that tangling with Israel would be a very, very bad idea and anyway they both have the same enemies]. The threat comes from Shia-dominated Iran whose population and ruling Theocracy are very, very unhappy with the way the Saudi's treat their own Shia minority in the East. Iran is not, and never has been an Arab country.

    17. Re:aggression inevitable? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The OP pointed directly to the 1950 invasion as their point, so that is what I talk about - and if you read my comments in full, you would note that I accept that NK today is run by nut jobs, but that doesn't change the situation back then.

      Its also worth noting that South Korea never signed the 1953 Armistice Agreement which resulted in the "permanent" partition of Korea into the North and South - it was signed by the UN and the North, but not the South. Odd that...

      Meanwhile, the South hasn't exactly seen a great 75 years itself - coups, assassinations, martial law, political murders, torture of dissidents, dictatorships etc etc

    18. Re: aggression inevitable? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Furthermore it is not clear if you get virgins or 'grapes'.

      Riiiiight.

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    19. Re:aggression inevitable? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure the senior military are quite happy with the current situation, and should the leader of North Korea seek to alter that wholesale by resuming military activity in any serious way against the South, I have no doubt that there would be a quick and sudden illness and subsequent replacement of their supreme commander...

    20. Re:aggression inevitable? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Informative

      While the North does have a huge army, its main value (note I said "value", not "intention") is in its defensive ability - its artillery, bunkers, sheer weight of numbers etc. By and large, the NK military is still stuck in the 1960s, and would be decimated should it choose to cross the DMZ - it lacks serious armour, air support and mobility, and the NK supply chain is pathetic.

      The nuclear option adds a certain ... flavour to the mix, but NK only have a few bombs, and those are questionable. Seoul may get nuked, it may not - for any chance of a nuke hitting Seoul, it would need to be either mounted on a rocket, or fired as an artillery shell, and both of those options require some serious technical ability which the NK's lack. Airborne delivery is out of the question, as any NK aircraft wouldnt get far into the South before being shot down. Hand delivery is a distinct possibility, but nuking Seoul doesn't win the North the war, and it would have no effect on the US troops in the South.

    21. Re:aggression inevitable? by Calydor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, if we don't require the virgins to be straight it gets a lot easier to reach the quota.

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    22. Re: aggression inevitable? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Interesting

      He's right. Early Arabic is a wonderfully ambiguous language; something that is a valuable asset to any religious text.

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    23. Re:aggression inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think North Korea is really pushing their luck. At the point when they could meaningfully destroy any three of: Beijing, Tokyo, Los Angeles, New Delhi, Moscow, there will need to be reasonable assurance that they WON'T do any of that. If you watch the slow progression of countries into nuclear powers, there's generally an assurance of the state having a serious interest of staying in power, and some kind of mandate from at least a reasonable number of the governed. North Korea is definitely a wild card. Given that no one seems to bat an eye, I assume that the general opinion from Russia, China, Japan, and the US (at minimum) is that NK meets this level of stability in some fashion.

      But do we know that for sure?

    24. Re:aggression inevitable? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      Why? You fail to provide an argument - it sounds like you simply don't want to agree that I have a point, and thus need to look for any excuse in order to discount said point.

      You do realise what "white washing" refers to, right?

    25. Re: aggression inevitable? by cheekyboy · · Score: 2

      Ive been to sk. Its nice and darn nicer than nk

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    26. Re:aggression inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Virgins? I'd rather have 72 slutty girls who knew what they were doing.

    27. Re: aggression inevitable? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      I never said it wasnt.

    28. Re: aggression inevitable? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      It does make me chuckle. Muslims go on about the koran is perfectly written, so much that a human couldn't have done it. Something to do with a rhyme scheme all the way through or something. Yet if it was perfect there really would be no room for misinterpretation, of which there is plenty.

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    29. Re:aggression inevitable? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Can we assume that one day North Korea will attack something? I've always thought that they're just posturing, but this most recent "test" makes me hesitate...

      I am much less worried about them than Muslim countries with the bomb. North Korean rulers are ruthless and power hungry but rational to the degree that they don't want to be wiped out in a counter-strike. Many Muslims would see a counter-strike as an advantage, with millions of people becoming martyrs and getting their millions * 27 virgins.

      I quite agree. Nork is all about an egomaniac running a Communist monarchy. Massage his ego, and he's happy.

      With Muzzies, everyone wants to demonstrate to the other that theirs is the 'true Islam', as blessed by allah, and that their victories demonstrate that imaginary support. Iran getting the bomb wouldn't be new for the ummah - Pakistan already has it, but have been in too much of a turmoil to actually use it against India

    30. Re: aggression inevitable? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      According to Walid Shoebat, the actual number is 72^3. Also, the grapes claim is easily debunked by the description of the voluptuous bosoms - something that even Arabic raisins ain't known to have. Nor would people - even Muzzie fanatics - blow themselves up for grapes - something that they can easily get as much as they want from their local bazaar

    31. Re:aggression inevitable? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      You are absolutely correct. The history of nuclear weapons is that one country getting them, means other countries get them:

      The US bomb begat the Soviet bomb.
      The Soviet bomb begat the Chinese bomb, the English bomb, and the French bomb.
      The Chinese bomb begat the Pakistani bomb.
      the Pakistani bomb begat the Indian bomb.
      In recent years, the US conventional war machine and dubiously-justified invasions begat the North Korean bomb, and progress on the Iranian bomb.

      The one exception to all this seems to be South Africa, who had a nuclear weapons program and then voluntarily gave it up after Apartheid ended.

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    32. Re:aggression inevitable? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of companies will look at this as high risk and have at least some of their manufacturing in the US: they wouldn't wanna run dry if the supply chain gets disrupted by a war. And in such an event, they'd also review the security situation in all these places - South America, Africa, India, et al before they start building more there.

    33. Re:aggression inevitable? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Pakistan is a US ally in the same way that Saudi Arabia or Qatar or Emirates are US 'allies'. All of them recognized the Taliban regime before 9/11, and only pulled the plug due to a fear of US retaliation. Pakistan also played Bush for a major sucker by telling US that Osama was hiding in caves in no-man's lands b/w Pakistan & Afghanistan, when in fact, he was happily and safely ensconced in Musharraf's backyard. One thing good about Trump that's not true about the GOP has been his willingness to call out the Muzzies and offend them, so that that charade of 'friendship' gets blown. Obama has actually done good by pissing off the Saudis and the Qatari's over Iran: let's hope Trump completes the process of isolating those Muzzie countries.

    34. Re:aggression inevitable? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Pakistan's nuke program was paid for by Gadaffi's Libya in the 80s. Saudi, Qatar and Emirates are potential clients/customers of Pakistan in case Iran does get the bomb.

    35. Re:aggression inevitable? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Well, there's two different ways of making a nuclear ballistic missile.

      1. Make a huge fucking rocket and put your big heavy crude weapon on top of it. See: Titan series of ICBMs, also used to launch Gemini capsules into orbit.
      2. Use a staggering amount of resources to miniaturize your nuclear weapon, and use a smaller more efficient rocket. See: anything currently in the US, Russian, or Chinese arsenal, such as the Minuteman or Trident series of ICBMs.

      North Korea has had very public issues with #1, and they just haven't had the resources or time to do #2. I have a feeling that these test detonations are more about dick wagging and telling lies then actual milestone progress towards #2. Isn't it odd that these tests always coincide with some other event happening that North Korea hasn't been invited to (G20 summit in China), or some military exercise involving a country close to North Korea (South Korea, Japan, etc.)?

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    36. Re: aggression inevitable? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Note the use, some years back, of "bad" meaning "good" in American English. Or "bad" meaning "tough". Among MANY other changes over the years.

      Languages change, for better or worse. Why should Arabic be any different?

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    37. Re:aggression inevitable? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      But Pakistan is a country that likes both sides of the Iran-Arab divide, reason being Islam. They have military alliances w/ the Saudis, but at the same time, Pakistan is the country where Iran is the most liked. They will probably balk at diverting their nukes away from India and towards Iran, as that will invite charges of treason against the ummah - going against an Islamic Iran as opposed to a secular-Hindu India.

    38. Re:aggression inevitable? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's Kim Jong Un trying to consolidate his power. His health has deteriorated a lot since he came to power, he walks with a stick and has become obese. It's put down to stress.

      He is trying to look strong by showing he can stand up to the US and defend NK from it. He wants to prove he is a great military strategist.

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    39. Re: aggression inevitable? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Well, on the plus side, the grapes could be strung together to make anal beads.

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    40. Re:aggression inevitable? by shortscruffydave · · Score: 2

      27 virgins could be correct. If millions of martyrs turn up at once, it's bound to affect the market rate....supply & demand, and all that

    41. Re:aggression inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What was Obama going to do against Iran, anyway? Launch the biggest war since WW2 or Korea? Use nuclear weapons?

    42. Re: aggression inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thank you Walter.

    43. Re:aggression inevitable? by dwpro · · Score: 2

      Agreed. Between Stuxnet and assassinating scientists of the backs of mopeds, short of military action we've been as aggressive as we can.

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    44. Re:aggression inevitable? by TMB · · Score: 1

      Another exception is Israel -- the only country on that list that's at all hostile to Israel is Pakistan, but Israel's nuclear weapons program predates Pakistan's.

    45. Re:aggression inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Virgins? I'd rather have 72 slutty girls who knew what they were doing.

      Heard more than one comedian, some of them Muslim, make that joke. A more creative one was "72 virgins? I hope not. I don't want 72 phone calls about 'So, where is this going?' and having to meet 114 parents."

    46. Re: aggression inevitable? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Because they're very resistant to such changes because the language and everything has been handed down from god and is therefor perfect, completing the circle. Kind of different to slang.

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    47. Re:aggression inevitable? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Japanese news is reporting that analyst think NK has the ability to accurately target short range missiles now. They can't get as far as Japan, but South Korea can be hit with precision, they say, as well as shipping off the NK coast.

      I don't know how accurate those claims are, but thought they were worth mentioning.

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    48. Re: aggression inevitable? by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      So they can just go to their local bazar and buy 373248 grapes?

    49. Re:aggression inevitable? by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      By the start of the Korean War in 1950, the South had imprisoned 30,000 communists, and had interred 300,000 more in "reeducation camps". They had also killed more than 60,000 of their own citizens in various quellings of uprisings by disowned groups. The North were doing their own similar thing, sure, but I concentrate on the South here because they are always the side which gets white washed when it comes to the Korean War. After all, you hardly ever hear that, in the early days of the war, the southern president, Syngmam Rhee, ordered the executions of between 100,000 and 200,000 of his political opponents in the Bodo League massacre.

      You didn't mention it, but the only reason you have that information to talk about is because South Korea is a well functioning democracy and you have no access at all to information about what North Korea did at the time. We don't know if they did the same, more or less. And as far as white-washing goes, that may simply be your view of the situation from outside South Korea. For all I know people in South Korea have a really good understanding of what went on and it's not white-washed there at all. The Korean War wasn't glamorous like WWII kind of was and the last 2 years were basically a stalemate so it doesn't get a lot of attention in the USA and maybe almost none at all in the EU, where most European countries sat it out and only the UK contributed any decent numbers of troops. Well, unless maybe you count Turkey as part of Europe but even they only supplied roughly 1/3 what the UK did. The US contributed over 20 times the number of troops the UK did.

    50. Re:aggression inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tom Sawyer.

      SK: Gosh I sure love whitewashing this fence.
      USA: Ohh please let us take a turn.
      SK: IDK
      USA: PLS, PLS, PLS.
      SK: Ohh alright send all your troops over here.

    51. Re:aggression inevitable? by khallow · · Score: 2

      but I concentrate on the South here because they are always the side which gets white washed when it comes to the Korean War

      [...]

      The North today may be run by nut jobs, but do not mistake the cause of the Korean War as solely the Norths fault, nor on the same level as todays North Korea...

      Nor should you. Despite your attempts at some sort of reverse whitewashing, it remains that North Korea started the war and would have finished it with a brutal tyranny over the entire Korean peninsula, if it weren't for the direct intervention of a superpower. It wasn't solely North Korea's fault. They had considerable help from the USSR and China.

      But to cast blame on South Korea because they did evil things that were irrelevant to North Korea's interests? Well, I guess they showed weakness by not invading first with a superior force, so sure, let's blame the South Koreans too.

    52. Re:aggression inevitable? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Well they seem to have quite unreasonable expectations when SK wants to install that missile defense system.

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    53. Re:aggression inevitable? by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      The Korean War wasn't glamorous like WWII kind of was and the last 2 years were basically a stalemate so it doesn't get a lot of attention in the USA and maybe almost none at all in the EU...

      Let's be honest, almost everything westerners know about the Korean War comes from watching M.A.S.H.

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    54. Re: aggression inevitable? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Yet if it was perfect there really would be no room for misinterpretation

      In a nutshell, this reduces to the notion that there is no way for something to be perfect unless everyone is exactly the same. I'm not saying the Quran (or anything else, necessarily) is perfect, but I think your argument is flawed.

    55. Re:aggression inevitable? by johanw · · Score: 1

      They can leven Seoul with classic artillery, no need for nukes there. However, if they develop long range missles, the nukes are usefull as defense weapons, should some US president decide it's time for another regime change. They wouold still loose of course, but I doubt the US would tke the rist that one or two of their larger cities are getting nuked in the process.

    56. Re: aggression inevitable? by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Well, on the plus side, the grapes could be strung together to make anal beads.

      That's a lotta anal grape juice.

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    57. Re:aggression inevitable? by smithmc · · Score: 2

      You should begin that with: The Nazi bomb (threat) begat the US bomb. They were working on one, then put it aside because you cant occupy countries that you've turned into glass, and the Nazis were all about conquest. But Szilard (via Einstein) warned Roosevelt that, once the basic science was known, any of a number of players could develop the actual bomb, and that we should have it first.

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    58. Re: aggression inevitable? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2

      Now. Till the 1970ies it was the other way around. Back then North Korea has been actually less authoritarian than South Korea, as funny as it may sound nowdays.

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    59. Re: aggression inevitable? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      It's not about change but about ambiguity. Most muslims insist that the only valid version of the koran is in Arabic (and all copies I've seen will have the original Arabic printed next to the translation). That's for a good reason: the ambiguity in the original language is lost in translation. I have 2 copies, each with different (in many cases fundamentally different) interpretations of the original text.

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    60. Re: aggression inevitable? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      Freeze them first- and work quickly.

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    61. Re:aggression inevitable? by drnb · · Score: 2

      You ignore the fact that the South is well documented as being as aggressive toward the North over the border prior to the invasion, and indeed again it is well documented that it was the South which started many of the skirmishes and exchanges of gun fire that blighted that period.

      While the South may have made futile impotent symbolic gestures the North planned and prepared and executed a full scale invasion.

      At that point in time, the South were every much the bit as brutal as the North

      The political oppression and political indoctrination and violence of the South pales in comparison to the North.

      But it would seem that people like you don't like that side of history being brought up

      Untrue, I just don't believe in logical fallacy of false equivalency.

    62. Re:aggression inevitable? by GuB-42 · · Score: 2

      72 virgins is a good investment.
      The afterlife is long, and these 72 virgins will probably get a lot of experience along the way. And while you can turn a virgin into a slutty girl, the opposite is impossible.
      If, for some reason, you really can't stand virgins, you also get 8000 servants in the package, so you can pick a few of your virgins and send them for training.

    63. Re:aggression inevitable? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Can we assume that one day North Korea will attack something? I've always thought that they're just posturing, but this most recent "test" makes me hesitate...

      I am much less worried about them than Muslim countries with the bomb. North Korean rulers are ruthless and power hungry but rational to the degree that they don't want to be wiped out in a counter-strike. Many Muslims would see a counter-strike as an advantage, with millions of people becoming martyrs and getting their millions^27 virgins.

      Took care of a little mistype for ya. ;)

    64. Re:aggression inevitable? by Alypius · · Score: 1

      I thought it was 72-year-old virgins

    65. Re:aggression inevitable? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      But do they also die before becoming grandparents?

    66. Re:aggression inevitable? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Seoul may get nuked, it may not - for any chance of a nuke hitting Seoul, it would need to be either mounted on a rocket, or fired as an artillery shell, and both of those options require some serious technical ability which the NK's lack.

      Currently.

      That's why all the practice runs firing missiles into the sea of Japan are troubling. They are getting better at it.

      Your statement is true - today - but it won't be here in a decade or so. And it's not likely NK will be less nuts ten years from now.

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    67. Re: aggression inevitable? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Obviously you will not get 72 grapes

      I like how you're talking about the reward in the afterlife for people who die in the name of a religion according to some guy who wrote a book of mythology 1400 years ago or whatever.

      "Well, obviously you're not going to get 72 grapes..."

      yeah, because that would be ridiculous, haha, right? But 72 virgins or infinite food totally makes sense. Because everyone knows exactly what happens after you die.

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    68. Re: aggression inevitable? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      All I'm saying is if somethings meaning isn't clear and unambiguous, you can't really claim it's perfectly written.

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    69. Re:aggression inevitable? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I concentrate on the South here because they are always the side which gets white washed when it comes to the Korean War.

      I noticed that last night. When reading about this nuclear test I noticed that the article was referring to the South Korean president as Ms. Park, so I looked her up ( I didn't realize they had a female president). She's the first female president, and the daughter of Park Chung-Hee, who led a military coup against the government and is described as a strongman dictator who led the Third Republic of South Korea after the coup, then in 1972 he declared martial law and made the constitution much more authoritarian (which led to the Fourth Republic of South Korea), before being assassinated by the chief of his own security services in 1979. That eventually led to the Fifth Republic of South Korea, which lasted until 1987 and now they are the Sixth Republic of South Korea. His daughter Park Geun-Hye is the sixth president of the sixth republic (11th president overall, and the 18th presidential term). So yeah, it's definitely a bit complicated.

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    70. Re: aggression inevitable? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is "clear" and "unambiguous" are actually subjective notions. The inability to clearly comprehend something that requires a level of comprehension that has not yet been achieved is not a failing in what is being communicated.

    71. Re:aggression inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Basic insecurity. Males who prefer virgins have a fear of being compared with the girl's previous companions, and coming up short.

    72. Re:aggression inevitable? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      I wonder about Venezuela, though, once Comrade Chavez was done w/ it. Also, some places, like Bolivia, seem to be very high crime spots

    73. Re:aggression inevitable? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      You are talking about 20th century Israel - the Israel of Ben Gurion, Golda Meir, Menachem Begin and Yitzhak Shamir. Those people - and that Israel - is dead. What is left today is a wussified Israel shaking in the safespace granted to them by the Obamas, and hoping to contain their Mohammedan neighbors to microaggressions from Gaza. Bibi Nothingyahu is someone who could have totally checkmated Obama by switching alliances to Putin, who would have been glad to support the world's other quasi-Russian nation, but did squat!

    74. Re:aggression inevitable? by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 2

      South African here, we actually dismantled our nuclear weapons program well before apartheid ended in 1994, it was only announced then once the international inspectors were allowed in. I think the end of the program started in 1988 and took two years to complete.

      Officially it was ended to build peace and stability in the region after the end of the Angolan war, but there are whispers in the air that it was done to prevent the ANC from getting their hands on WMDs and possibly selling them on to the highest bidder.

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    75. Re:aggression inevitable? by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      You guys are missing the obvious: all the parents are alive, some of them share parents.

    76. Re:aggression inevitable? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you are talking Muslimahs here, where a husband is allowed up to 4 wives. So some of the virgins may have common fathers, but different mothers. Not to mention, some may easily be sisters

    77. Re:aggression inevitable? by unixisc · · Score: 2

      Actually, no. What they want is purity - that the girl's you-know-what be touched by them and them alone. Which would be one thing if they were as pure as the girls they want, but rank hypocrisy if they themselves had been gigolos, but wanted virgins here.

    78. Re:aggression inevitable? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Can we assume one day the US will attack something ?

      Yes.

      Whom did North Korea attack in the last 50 years ?

      South Korea, in several raids and "accidents". And kidnappings, both from South Korea and Japan, of course.

      NK is many things, one it is not is that of being a belligerent state considering there is no peace treaty between it, South Korea and the US.

      It absolutely is a belligerent state, it just doesn't have the capability to do more than swagger and make threats at this point. China doesn't want them to attack because they don't want a unified free Korea (and make no mistake, the South would not lose the war if it really becomes hot again). And why would there be a peace treaty between NK and the US? Those two countries were never officially at war. The US was just leading the UN forces.

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    79. Re:aggression inevitable? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      As long as you live outside of NK, yes. But I'd argue that the constant, horrifying human rights abuses that go on there should probably be stopped, ideally sooner rather than later. Unfortunately, there's no clear good way to do that.

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    80. Re: aggression inevitable? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      No, the problem comes when NK immediately reduces Seoul to rubble with conventional artillery, because they actually have the capacity to do that. An actual invasion wouldn't be as big of an issue - the military can repel NK's troops fairly well - but there's not a lot you can do about artillery strikes when there's that much artillery pointed at you.

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    81. Re:aggression inevitable? by jcr · · Score: 1

      if things change they'll be dirt poor starving nobodies just like like everybody else instead of living in relative luxury.

      Not necessarily. A lot of former Russian apparatchiki were able to grab a fair bit of loot for themselves as the Soviet Union came unglued.

      -jcr

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  2. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The US nuclear missile fleet is still using 8" hard disks.

    I'm sure the North Koreans are not.

  3. Can't have happened ... by drnb · · Score: 3, Funny

    North Korea says it has tested a nuclear warhead and that the test showed the warhead "has been standardized to be able to be mounted on strategic ballistic rockets."

    This can't have happened, Bill Clinton signed an agreement with North Korea.

    1. Re:Can't have happened ... by meerling · · Score: 1

      Their claims for what the test showed is false. Successfully detonating a weak nuke doesn't indicate that it's been standardized, or it will function on a ballistic missile. (Rockets have no guidance, so only a total F'ing moron would put one on a rocket.)

    2. Re:Can't have happened ... by drnb · · Score: 1

      Their claims for what the test showed is false. Successfully detonating a weak nuke doesn't indicate that it's been standardized, or it will function on a ballistic missile. (Rockets have no guidance, so only a total F'ing moron would put one on a rocket.)

      V2 rockets hit London from French territory during WW2. North Korea could hit Seoul, its only 35 miles from the border.

    3. Re:Can't have happened ... by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not quite but close. Then the "axis of evil" speech happened and it all went to shit.
      Maybe it would have gone to shit anyway, but by 2006 they were setting off nukes. Personally I think an approach other than Bush's of insults and perpetual vacation would have had different results.


      Here's what happened as a list of events from someone far more careful to avoid bais than I.
      https://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/dprkchron

    4. Re:Can't have happened ... by drnb · · Score: 2

      Not quite but close. Then the "axis of evil" speech happened and it all went to shit. Maybe it would have gone to shit anyway, but by 2006 they were setting off nukes.

      Over a year before Bill leaves office North Korea is flying missiles over Japan and his administration suspects that North Korean is cheating on the nuclear deal.

    5. Re:Can't have happened ... by dbIII · · Score: 2
      That and a lot of other things are mentioned in that link I gave. I suggest you look at it.

      Over a year before Bill leaves office

      So a halt for close to a couple of years is the same as missiles every few months since plus atomic fucking bombs being detonated?


      Besides it wasn't really Clinton doing the work but instead of bunch that were mainly military. Powell was set to finish the job but then baby Bush decided to pretend to be "strong" and absolutely fuck everything up.
      Could it have been solved? Maybe, maybe not, but now that we decided to step back and decide to leave N.K. alone and let them build the bomb there is no going back.

    6. Re:Can't have happened ... by ecotax · · Score: 1

      Their claims for what the test showed is false.

      As a claim, yes, it's false. Which means we don't know whether they actually have those standardized nukes or not.

      ...so only a total F'ing moron would put one on a rocket.

      Yes, indeed, he would.

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    7. Re:Can't have happened ... by unixisc · · Score: 2

      Bunching Nork w/ Iran and Iraq in the axis of evil to give it a non-Islamic tinge was really stupid of Bush. North Korea did not support terror in the world. Iran and Iraq were both supporters of Hizbullah and Hamas when Bush gave that speech.

    8. Re:Can't have happened ... by jittles · · Score: 1

      Actually very few V2 were sent from France, most launch sites were in Belgium and the Netherlands.

      The first V2 was sent in September 1994.

      I KNEW Hitler was a time traveler!!

    9. Re:Can't have happened ... by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      You've read some of the claims about dear leader, right?

      I mean, the man wrote 1,500 books in three years while at a University. He picked up a golf club in 1984 and hit a 38 with no fewer than 11 holes in one. They couldn't possibly be crazy liars, could they?

    10. Re:Can't have happened ... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      ...(Rockets have no guidance, so only a total F'ing moron would put one on a rocket.)...

      So you're saying he'll do it..? Har.

      Some people in some parts of the world don't understand what "real world" is when they've been brainwashed since birth.

    11. Re:Can't have happened ... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      ...I KNEW Hitler was a time traveler!!...

      But there's less lead in the water now. This one could be.. uh... well they're already out of their real-world minds in NK, so.. yeah.

    12. Re:Can't have happened ... by whodunit · · Score: 1

      "Just sweet-talk the insane power-mad dictators, that'll surely work!"

      No matter how many times I hear it, you left-wingers blow my fucking mind with your delusions.

    13. Re:Can't have happened ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That's not the approach Powell and the advisors from the Pentagon were going to take.
      This isn't a left versus right issue. It's an issue of whoever would be in power at the time of a deal taking the credit - until it was totally fucked up.

  4. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2

    All they need to do is put it on a missile, then they can wipe out the US

    Not yet. NK is still stoppable. This is probably why nobody is doing anything.

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  5. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by meerling · · Score: 1

    Nope, the NKs are probably still using chicken wire and chinese duct tape.
    North Korea isn't that technologically adept, their regime certainly doesn't foster the kind of environment where the required talent can exist readily.

  6. Re:Great Filter, here we come by DivineKnight · · Score: 1

    Well, the US military plays for keeps, and while NK is figuring out how to build / launch nukes, the US Navy is testing out its shiny new rail gun...

    And that's just the stuff the military feels like showing off. We probably have some bombs, in Area 51, that do "things" that most PhD-level Physicists / Chemists would have trouble grasping, let alone the military guards laughing about a small plane dropping a single bomb like that would do any damage...

  7. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

    Actually the reason why no one is doing anything is that despite the posturing of the US and friends, North Korea is a rational actor. Same as Iran.

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  8. NK technology by ecotax · · Score: 1

    North Korea isn't that technologically adept, their regime certainly doesn't foster the kind of environment where the required talent can exist readily.

    That's nonsense, or wishful thinking at best. Obviously there are talented people there too. I'm assuming the 'kind of environment' you refer to is the Western ideal one: creative, free, entrepreneurial etcetera. But people can be pretty creative is the alternative is horrible enough too, and that seems to work quite well there. As you can see, for example, here their computer technology may be somewhat outdated, but well past the 8" hard disk stage - more like beginning of the 21st century. Looks like the US has the 'handicap of a head start' here.

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    1. Re:NK technology by unixisc · · Score: 1

      If their regime has rolled their own distro of Linux - Red Star Linux - it's a safe bet that they're not using 8" floppies. Or even 3.5"

  9. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Too bad some USians often confuse Iran, Iraq, Taleban, ISIS and Al-Qaeda into a sweet, Hollywood entertainment mix with the motivational spices of Shia vs. Sunni ignorance and "They gonna get us all" lunacy.

  10. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    No, they have Dear Leader calculate everything in his brilliant head.

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  11. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    Iran != NK. Israel considers Iran as a threat, and many countries worry about the Middle-East conflict. Who really cares about NK? SK and Japan, mainly. Who *really* cares about SK and Japan? Unfortunately...

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  12. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shia? Sunni? You give them too much credit if you ask me.

    If you do a poll, my guess is that the result would be that Shia is some comedian, Sunni is what California is, and over there in that Arab desert is one big homogeneous mass of brown skinned towelheads that wanna kill the American way of life.

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  13. Poor old Tom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As an aside, my cousin Tom is still a virgin and still lives with his elderly parents. Does he count?

    Yes, there is a muslim terrorist (literally) dying to meet him.

  14. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    What can anyone do? An invasion would be a disaster, China would get involved... Diplomacy is difficult while the US and SK continue to antagonise with military "exercises" of their cost.

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  15. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    All they need to do is put it on a missile, then they can wipe out the US, the bully of the world!!

    Could Russia have even wiped out the US in the height of it? I don't think so, destroy a lot of places and kill a lot of people, sure, but wipe out? The NK's are going to need to get their production skates on if they want to wipe out anywhere!

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  16. Re: NONSENSE! by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Back then japan was made of paper . concrete structures survived well. Infact after 2 blocks the pressure wave is on par to a hurricane tho a little warmer

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  17. Re:North Korea is itching for a fight by ecotax · · Score: 2

    If we had any leadership in the White House we would implement a regime change in North Korea.

    Exactly who is itching for a fight here? It's not that the NK leadership is exactly peace-loving, but can we blame them for being somewhat suspicious about the US' intentions if this is an accepted way of thinking about foreign policy there?

    But countries like North Korea with unstable leaders need to be silenced as well.

    'Unstable leaders' ... and this is coming from a country where Donald J. Trump could be chosen as the next president?

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  18. virgin count by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Okay, he transposed the '2' and the '7'. Happens!

    1. Re:virgin count by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      yhe, ti hpasnpe ot em lal het mtie!

    2. Re:virgin count by unixisc · · Score: 1

      htere yuo og

  19. virginity of allah's houris by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Their 'virginity' seems to be a permanently recycled process - they service one martyr, then their virginity returns as the next one comes in. It's not like there is the martyr population * 72. It's like zipping open your pants on & off every time you take a leak. I like Debbie Schlussel's description of them as the '72 Helen Thomas'.

  20. Nukes are obsolete by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Nukes are so 20th century. Precision weapons are much more useful. Somebody should send O'l Kimmy the memo - obviously he never got it.

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    1. Re:Nukes are obsolete by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Precision weapons are much more useful.

      If you are the worlds police force and you care about humanity yes, that is true. If you are looking for an effective deterrent and you demonstrait routinely to your potential enemies satisfaction you don't really care about the lives of the innocent than it isn't true.

      I am plenty frightened that DPRK would use a weapon like this as a response against South Korea, Japan or any other first world aligned Asian power if an attack on them was made and failed to immediately cripple these assets. I fear they would/will target a US city for response in a few years if we sit back an allow them to improve the technology to the point where they could dependably do that.

      Its clear the deterrent is working to I suspect at least during the Bush administration we would have taken a more aggressive policy stance toward them than just sanctions if there had not been a real fear they could kill a whole lot of people in South Korea before we could stop them. Obama/Hillary have done next to nothing to address DPRK upping their nuclear game, some of it is China sure, but a lot of it is that they are now a nuclear power and do have the capability and demeanor to harm lots of innocent people. I have to believe even the Chinese are more tolerant of DPRK BS than they otherwise would be because even if they are not likely to find themselves on the receiving end of DPRK ICBM they recognize the potential they might use one and set off a massive economically destabilizing Asian conflict where the Chinese government would have to decide to side with the USA probably.. which domestically would be challenging for them.

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    2. Re:Nukes are obsolete by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Nukes are better for influencing public opinion. Threaten to send a nuke at Washington DC and millions of ordinary people panic. Threaten to send precision strikes against the pentagon and the white house and only those people head for the bunkers.

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    3. Re:Nukes are obsolete by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      Precision weapons are much more useful.

      More useful for what? Until someone describes the problem they're trying to solve, I'd hesistate to talk about the relative merits of various solutions.

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    4. Re:Nukes are obsolete by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Nukes are so 20th century. Precision weapons are much more useful. Somebody should send O'l Kimmy the memo - obviously he never got it.

      Oh, don't start with that crap again. He'll try to get in the Guinness Book for being the leader of a country with the most body/stunt doubles in history.

  21. Re:US, UN, Security Council, China have all failed by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Kim Jong Un. Kim Jong Il is his late father, that champion golfer who once hit 9 holes-in-one

  22. Re: NONSENSE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Please review more information on the physical effects of Little Boy, and consider the key metrics as they would apply to present day Seoul. I trust your perspective will have changed after a bit of further contemplation. -PCP

  23. This is total bs by HBI · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mainly because it ignores that the only reason North Korea exists is that a local, unpopular Communist sympathizer named Kim Il-Sung was set up as a puppet ruler in the North in the wake of Stalin's invasion of Northern China. Stalin had negotiated a withdrawal from Manchuria with Chiang prior to the August 1945 invasion. No such agreement applied to Korea, and Stalin chose to keep it as a buffer state under a compliant puppet ruler.

    Self-determination for Koreans was non-existent in the North. Complain and die.

    You sound like a Communist yourself.

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  24. Celebrating Star Treks 50th? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I knew Kim Jong-un was a fan but this celebratory firework is really out of proportion... or is it?

  25. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're right, people in that part of the world are all so unforgivably stupid for thinking that people in some other part of the world are all so unforgivably stupid. It's certainly not you who is unforgivably stupid.

  26. Cherry Bomb? by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    So instead of a firecracker, this one was the size of a cherry bomb?

    1. Re:Cherry Bomb? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      So instead of a firecracker, this one was the size of a cherry bomb?

      Speaking of cherry bomb... That wasn't the strength of an earthquake that was being presented with 5.3. I'm going to say "cm" and let people have a ball with it.

  27. How much can he keep testing? by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2

    With North Korea's nascent industrial capacity, I'm oddly of the opinion that he should test until he's out of bombs and should test missiles until he runs out of missiles.

    Fire the gun into the ground until the clips empty...

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    1. Re:How much can he keep testing? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      With North Korea's nascent industrial capacity, I'm oddly of the opinion that he should test until he's out of bombs and should test missiles until he runs out of missiles.

      Fire the gun into the ground until the clips empty...

      Sometimes when one has absolutely no way of winning a fight, but was raised with the highest level of narcissism the brain can achieve, it just keeps punching the ground until there are no intact bones left. Chest pounding ensues... Oooh, did I just accidentally make a reference there? Sorry, "Un"-realistic moron....Kim..whatever.

  28. Re: NONSENSE! by fnj · · Score: 1

    It is terrifying to think that there are people who have no conception of the destructive power of nuclear weapons.

  29. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by KingBozo · · Score: 1

    Lets seem then hack into 8 inch floppies, Anything newer is going to be easier to hack. The old tech works well, no reason to upgrade and connect to the internet of hacking.

  30. Oh this'll be worth watching with popcorn by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    If North Korea launches a 10kt bomb on any of our allies in the region it'll be fun to watch Pongyang get turned into a glowing parking lot in the matter of minutes it'll take to launch a missile from a U.S. boomer.

    1. Re:Oh this'll be worth watching with popcorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "watch Pongyang get turned into a glowing parking lot in the matter of minutes"

      Do you seriously think that would happen? If North Korea nuked a US ally I would be shocked if the US fired a single nuke. The US would reinforce missile shields and then use conventional weapons to take out North Korea military facilities and conduct a more conventional war. There would be lots of talk of "we will not be drawn into nuclear war". In fact, unless North Korea timed the launch with a full scale attack, I would suspect no large scale war to break out at all but more talk, but this time coupled with military strikes that take out Nuclear capabilities in the country.

    2. Re:Oh this'll be worth watching with popcorn by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      Do you think NK gives a shit about its people? (Hint: It doesn't)

      Of course it does give a shit.
      NK may not care about its people well being but it still has to do the minimum to keep them alive. Without subjects, rulers can not exist.

    3. Re:Oh this'll be worth watching with popcorn by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      "watch Pongyang get turned into a glowing parking lot in the matter of minutes"

      Do you seriously think that would happen? If North Korea nuked a US ally I would be shocked if the US fired a single nuke. The US would reinforce missile shields and then use conventional weapons to take out North Korea military facilities and conduct a more conventional war. There would be lots of talk of "we will not be drawn into nuclear war". In fact, unless North Korea timed the launch with a full scale attack, I would suspect no large scale war to break out at all but more talk, but this time coupled with military strikes that take out Nuclear capabilities in the country.

      They're already surrounded and covered. We've learned from history not to wait for the first punch when it comes to the splitting of atoms. Civilian lives would be lost, but it's the unfortunate base "cost" (I'm sorry to use that word) of preventing WWIII. 3 is the lucky number, so I don't think we'll be too concerned about civilian loss in a small country to prevent Human loss in pretty much every country. Hell, if the countries with nukes bombed each other out, the fallout would make the rest of the world wish they were vaporized, given the ensuing nuclear winter and horrible mutations/etc.

  31. Re:It is amusing by johanw · · Score: 1

    The critique is on the warlike culture in the US, not on the past slavery. Slavery is outdated anyway, modern capitalists concluded long ago that it is much cheaper to pay their workers a little and let them care for themselves and let them compete with each other. Slaves are expensive property that has to be kept alive and fed and healthy to be productive. Free-market workers are easily replaced.

  32. Big Difference - US Restraint vs Soviet Aggression by Koreantoast · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No denying that the South was very nasty from the 1950s through the early 1982s, from Rhee to Park to Chun. Purges, massacres, and even a nuclear weapons program. However, trying to draw too many parallels doesn't work either because the patron states behind both regimes had very different approaches. Given Rhee's unsavoriness, fear of a Southern led invasion triggering global war, and the broader political instability in the late 1940s, the United States never really bothered to equip the ROK with the heavy weapons needed to wage an offensive campaign. At the start of the Korean War, their forces were pretty much a glorified gendarmerie, and the United States held the leash tightly to prevent a war. The Soviets on the other hand, had no restraints and fully equipped the North Koreans with the latest heavy weapons and green lighted an invasion.

    Even as you go through the Cold War, the United States played a very careful balancing act, trying to prop up the South while actively constraining them from launching a reunification campaign (that could spiral into WWIII) and actively squashed any efforts by the South to become a nuclear state. The North has always been much more openly aggressive, maintaining a forward positioned posture and threatening invasion at every turn.

    There's also still no overlooking that the South has evolved into a relatively liberal, democratic society that is a responsible global player. Whereas the North is still very much an old school totalitarian dictatorship which continues to flout international norms.

  33. Re: NONSENSE! by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    It is terrifying to think that there are people who have no conception of the destructive power of nuclear weapons.

    Amen. And the idea that if they send one out to punish some entity that they will be around to appreciate it for more than a day, if that. WTF?

  34. Their Republicans Want To Fight Our Republicans by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    Is there somewhere we can ship them all?

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    https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendaEM
  35. People do care about NK posturing by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Given that no one seems to bat an eye, I assume that the general opinion from Russia, China, Japan, and the US (at minimum) is that NK meets this level of stability in some fashion.

    Not necessarily.

    IMHO, it's not so much that nobody bats an eye, it's that nobody wants to take on the expense/mess/loss of life/headaches that regime change in NK would entail. Think about the logistics involved. NK's infrastructure is notoriously weak to begin with. They just had a famine a decade or so ago that killed millions. In the best of times they have a hard time feeding themselves. The whole country is held together by duct tape as it is. It would take any militarily capable western country a week or two to dismantle, tops. It wouldn't have to be the USA that does it - I'd bet France could do it over a long weekend without breaking a sweat.

    So, you add to that the entire population is brainwashed to think that the supreme command of NK are essentially living divinities, and the rest of the outside world are bloodthirsty savages out to get them. Humanitarian efforts to help the citizens post-regime change would be rejected. They would think the aid workers were there to kill everyone, since that's what they've all been told since birth. It would be similar to the mass suicides on Okinawa. But worse, because it would be an entire country instead of a single island. Millions of civilians would die.

    It would be a humanitarian disaster of a scale not seen since WWII, and nobody wants that mess on their hands.

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    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
  36. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    All they need to do is put it on a missile, then they can wipe out the US, the bully of the world!!

    Right, all it takes is a 10 kiloton warhead to wipe out the US. A 10 kiloton warhead wouldn't even wipe out Hawaii, which is the only place they can attack with their 1 submarine capable of carrying 1 missile (maybe - assuming the submarine travels its maximum range, and the missile also travels its maximum range - then they might be able to hit Hawaii). Or I guess they do have that big ICBM, so I guess they can use that to attack Alaska. Assuming, of course, that it doesn't get shot down in flight. And assuming that the ICBM actually works in the first place and isn't going to explode on launch. Maybe in another decade or so they'll be able to attack California. And maybe only a few decades after that they'll be able to lob something all the way to the US east coast. And naturally US military technology won't progress at all in that time, so they'll totally be able to attack us without getting their century old technology shot down.

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    "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
  37. Re: NONSENSE! by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    concrete structures survived well.

    Before, after.

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    "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
  38. Beg your pardon? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Pro-tips for China: ... 3. You think you're a big tough new superpower now but America would kick your ass. You have no idea how the US is at war.

    You do realize that the Korean war was a proxy fight between the US and China, right?

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    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
  39. Re:North Korea is itching for a fight by CaptnCrud · · Score: 2

    ...well...yes, its called an election in the free world. Any nutjob can run....it doesn't mean they get elected. I distinctly remember some guy locked up in jail trying to run for decades. For better or worse you get what the majority vote in and the "people" are responsible for that.

    That's part of the beauty of the election process, and it sure beats being stuck with the same ass nugget for life, Amiright Comrade?

    By the way, what happens if he losses, are we back to Bush being the strawman?

  40. Re:US, UN, Security Council, China have all failed by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    Kim Jong Un. Kim Jong Il is his late father, that champion golfer who once hit 9 holes-in-one

    Does "un" indicate that he is incapable of the same? Wait.. base language barrier. "My bad". /humor

  41. Re:Good. We are all N. Koreans today by FirstOne · · Score: 1

    Our Ohio class boomer fleet uses Magneto Optical Disks for targeting, but that was some time ago.. They may have upgraded since. N Korea goal is to detonate an EMP burst over the USA from orbit. The USA will retaliate against N Korea city''s & military and EMP their supporters China+Russia in kind, leaving neither side with a real advantage.

  42. Re:North Korea is itching for a fight by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    ...'Unstable leaders' ... and this is coming from a country where Donald J. Trump could be chosen as the next president?

    I feel you limited your logic "is a bit unstable" when you limited "unstable leaders" to only Donald J. Trump. The only other possibility is just as, if not more unstable. Speaking of instability, I heard a nuclear reaction was triggered in NK. *drum roll*
    I'll be here all week. /humor

  43. Re:The day after by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    They need to just hurry up and fire something at us. The day after that, the North Korea problem will essentially be solved.

    ..but but..what about all of the innocent people?

  44. Re:Maybe this asshole actually thinks he can do it by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    Sorry, sorry, but I have to...

    "Pizza..The..HUT!!!"

  45. virgin jokes by unixisc · · Score: 1

    One of those Danish cartoons which had Muzzies all up in arms was one that depicted an agent telling a group of martyrs 'Stop, stop, we're out of virgins!!!'

  46. The Arabic logical fallacy by unixisc · · Score: 2

    Yet, they have no qualms about converting and claiming more than a billion people who neither know, nor speak any Arabic (let alone the medieval Arabic in which the Quran was written). People of the East Indies, the Indian subcontinent, Central Asia (including Iran), Turkey and the Caucuses do not know or speak Arabic, even if some languages may have freely borrowed & lent words

  47. Re:US, UN, Security Council, China have all failed by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Well, his father fell IL and died. So the Norks are UN der

  48. Re:Maybe this asshole actually thinks he can do it by erapert · · Score: 1

    Kim Jong Il is dead. His son, Kim Jong Un, is the current leader of NK.