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Dolphins Recorded Having a Conversation For The First Time (telegraph.co.uk)

For the first time Russian researchers have recorded a conversation between two dolphins -- Yasha and Yana -- who were talking to each other in a pool. An anonymous Slashdot reader quotes The Telegraph: Scientists developed an underwater microphone which could distinguish the animals' different "voices" [and] have now shown that dolphins alter the volume and frequency of pulsed clicks to form individual "words" which they string together into sentences in much the same way that humans speak...

"This language exhibits all the design features present in the human spoken language, this indicates a high level of intelligence and consciousness in dolphins, and their language can be ostensibly considered a highly developed spoken language, akin to the human language... Humans must take the first step to establish relationships with the first intelligent inhabitants of the planet Earth by creating devices capable of overcoming the barriers that stand in the way of using languages and in the way of communications between dolphins and people."

The dolphins listened to an entire "sentence" before replying, according to the article, which points out that dolphin brains are larger and more complex than the brains of humans.

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  1. Dolphin deciphering by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 2

    Gary Larson's take on dophin deciphering.

    1. Re:Dolphin deciphering by OpenSourced · · Score: 5, Funny

      After deciphering, they will find out that they were saying:

      - I think they are on to us.
      - Yes, perhaps it's time to search for another planet.

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    2. Re:Dolphin deciphering by mobby_6kl · · Score: 4, Funny

      What they're actually saying, of course, is "So long, and thanks for all the fish".

    3. Re:Dolphin deciphering by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are examples of complex behavior in cetaceans that would be difficult to explain without assuming they can communicate. Here is a video of orcas (which are technically dolphins) using a complex coordinated activity to isolate and capture a crabeater seal. But that isn't even the most interesting part: First the adults perform the actions, while the junenile orcas watch, then they let the seal recover and climb back onto the ice. Then the juveniles give it a go. They screw it up. Then the adults go again, showing them how to do it right. The the juveniles try again. How could they do that without being about to "talk"?

    4. Re:Dolphin deciphering by Megol · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You already showed how they do it: the parents/elder shows how to do it and the kids learn. That is also a form of communication but doesn't give evidence for any kind of conversations as such.

    5. Re: Dolphin deciphering by vistic · · Score: 2

      Is that how it works? It's not like it was a culturally event and you had to be there to really get it. Most people who have read it probably did so since then since it's a classic. If someone hasn't heard of Shakespeare's Coriolanus you don't say "Ah, you're younger than 400, aren't you?"

    6. Re: Dolphin deciphering by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      "their finding". "A culturally event". Are you by any chance the same person? ;)

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    7. Re:Dolphin deciphering by AntronArgaiv · · Score: 1

      After deciphering, they will find out that they were saying:

      - I think they are on to us.
      - Yes, perhaps it's time to search for another planet.

      - Before we go, we should say goodbye
      - And thank them for the fish

    8. Re:Dolphin deciphering by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most land based predators and birds teach their young how to hunt in a similar way, many creatures such as hawks and big cats catch and partially disable their prey before releasing in front of the kids so they can practice dealing with live prey (nature is cruel but we all have to eat). It's said that a baby seagull takes about 2yrs to learn from it's parents what it can and can't eat from a human rubbish tip. Most of these creatures communicate with each other with simple phrases, "danger", food", "help me", "fuck me", "fuck off", etc, their "language" does not have the flexibility of human language but it does have the ability to convey a simple message that is universally understood by every member of the species.

      There are very few universally understood words or gestures in humans, displaying the palms of your hands to say "I mean no harm" is the only example I can think of but there are probably more. Humans, dolphins, apes, and a few other creatures are known to have "culture", there is variation in the social behaviour and vocalisations of groups. People have been trying to crack dolphin language for decades under the unspoken assumption that all dolphins speak the same dialect/language. Maybe dolphin language will turn out to be as flexible and culturally varied as humans but this article tells me we still don't have a clue what they are talking about.

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    9. Re:Dolphin deciphering by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Most land based predators and birds teach their young how to hunt in a similar way

      No they don't. You obviously didn't watch the video. This isn't mommy teaching baby how to kill, in a one-on-one lesson. It is an entire group performing a complicated coordinated action, to teach another group.

    10. Re:Dolphin deciphering by pr0fessor · · Score: 3, Funny

      The dolphins listened to an entire "sentence" before replying, according to the article, which points out that dolphin brains are larger and more complex than the brains of humans.

      Perhaps the are saying...

      -Did you notice how rude those humans are?
      -Yes, they don't even let each other finish a sentence.

    11. Re:Dolphin deciphering by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Nope they have an evolutionary bias to speaking. That bias is driven by their sonar detection. Think of a group hunting together, not only can they hear their own sonar, they can hear the rest of the groups sonar, not just the orgin but reflected sound, so full 3D sonar shared by that whole group, with knowledge of the sources. You should be able to figure out how that would develop into speech ie simple reproduction of the echoes produced from default sonar patterns. So it would be quite a different language from one created from visual patterns, although those sonar patterns would represent vision in a way. Inherently they have to recognise each others sonar and the echos from it.

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    12. Re:Dolphin deciphering by MrLogic17 · · Score: 1

      There are actually a lot of universal, non-learned human gestures. The first pump in the air is a good example - a sign of pride & victory. Saw that on a documentary a while back. Basic body language study will show a ton more. Crossed arms, smiles, covering the face/mouth with a hand - all other examples.
      Fascinating stuff.

    13. Re:Dolphin deciphering by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      People have been trying to crack dolphin language for decades under the unspoken assumption that all dolphins speak the same dialect/language. Maybe dolphin language will turn out to be as flexible and culturally varied as humans but this article tells me we still don't have a clue what they are talking about.

      Well, the only other good example we have is Human language. There's no good reason to believe their languages are invariant when ours aren't. There's no good reason to believe isolated pods don't have separate languages from each other when isolated human tribes do.

    14. Re: Dolphin deciphering by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1, Funny

      All people are younger than the factorial of thirty, I hope.

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    15. Re:Dolphin deciphering by WallyL · · Score: 1

      An un-augmented human showing empty normal palms shows that he is not concealing a weapon. We get the waving motion and certain salutes from history as output from that line of thinking. Also, handshakes. Two people willing to reach out to each other, with nothing [dangerous] in their hands.

    16. Re:Dolphin deciphering by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I wish them luck. I, for one, welcome our new dolphin overlords.

      They can't be any worse than our current leadership.

    17. Re:Dolphin deciphering by spkay31 · · Score: 1

      With some implicit unspoken communication as well that goes like, "Showed you guys a couple times now, if you pay attention and get it, you eat and survive, if not, that's fine too 'cause we don't want to propagate genes for little shits who don't want to try to survive on their own."

    18. Re:Dolphin deciphering by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      There are very few universally understood words or gestures in humans

      I know you said "very few", but one I remembered hearing in an episode of the "60 second science" podcast is that "huh?" is apparently in every known spoken language.

  2. So, you wanna eat fish tonight? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah.

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    1. Re: So, you wanna eat fish tonight? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Dolphins aren't fish.

      That's why they're smarter than ACs. You missed the whole point of that comment, son.

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  3. Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dolphins are actually ancient aliens.

    1. Re:Fact by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and all the fossils showing their evolution here were cleverly embedded into the existing fossil record in order to hide the truth! Sneaky aliens...

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  4. What's with the quotes? by guises · · Score: 3

    What's with the quotes around "words" and "language"? Languages and words don't count if they're undocumented? I can understand the quotes around "sentence" maybe, since that implies a grammar which hasn't been verified, but words are fundamental. If they make a noise which has a specific meaning, that's a word.

    Also, thumbs up to the editor for the last line there. I laughed, ruefully.

    1. Re:What's with the quotes? by Calydor · · Score: 1

      "Imma let you finish, but I just wanna say that Bayern Sea has the best fish of all time."

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    2. Re:What's with the quotes? by JoeyRox · · Score: 1

      The quotes might be because the conclusion that the dolphins' sounds represent words and language is conjecture at this point.

    3. Re:What's with the quotes? by guises · · Score: 1

      It's specificity which makes a word. If you scream inarticulately it may mean that you're afraid, but if you have different screams for "Shark!" and "Orca!" and so on, then you're using words.

    4. Re:What's with the quotes? by SpineZ · · Score: 1

      Language is just being able to communicate, right? I lived in China for 6 years and one of my best buddies was an Australian dude that couldnt speak a lick of Chinese. We'd be out at a restaurant and he would order beers by pointing at his nose, then his beer, and then hold up some fingers to indicate how many he wanted. It never failed. My chinese got pretty decent so I could ask for 2 beers in Chinese but sometimes the locals don't expect a white dude to be speaking chinese so they just looked at me like a fool 20% of the time. He had 100% success rate. So who was better at the language?

    5. Re:What's with the quotes? by guises · · Score: 1

      Well maybe. I suppose you could say that your friend was speaking in a sort of sign language, which was different from the Chinese that you were speaking, and his sign language was better than your Chinese. I'm not sure that just being able to communicate is quite the right definition for language, but in this case maybe that applies.

  5. Re:I bet even this won't stop those Republicans... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

    It won't stop me from eating tuna (and I'm not a republican.)

  6. "I had some great fish last night" by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dolphin 1: I know where we can get some really good fish.
    Dolphin 2: Sounds great! Why don't I go get Doris, you talk to Sheila, and we can go there and make a night of it?
    Dolphin 1: Works for me. Wanna grab some mackerel afterward?
    Dolphin 2: It's like you read my mind!
    Dolphin 1: Hey, who's the pink dork with the microphone?

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    1. Re:"I had some great fish last night" by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Killer wales also talk. Goes something like this:

      KW 1: I know where we can get some really tasty dolphins.
      KW 2: Sounds great! Why don't I go get Doris, you talk to Sheila, and we can go there and make a night of it?
      KW 1: Works for me. Wanna grab some sea lions afterward?
      KW 2: It's like you read my mind!
      KW 1: Hey, who's the pink dork with the microphone?
      WK 2: Dinner!

    2. Re:"I had some great fish last night" by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that orcas generally avoid hunting other dolphins and whales unless other food is scarce. Admittedly an increasingly common situation as humanity strip-mines the seas, but still - if they're hungry enough to hunt cousins it's because there aren't any sea lions or fish around.

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    3. Re:"I had some great fish last night" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dolphin 2: Lets rape him in Allah's name

    4. Re:"I had some great fish last night" by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I have Lexdysia

    5. Re:"I had some great fish last night" by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that orcas generally avoid hunting other dolphins and whales unless other food is scarce. Admittedly an increasingly common situation as humanity strip-mines the seas, but still - if they're hungry enough to hunt cousins it's because there aren't any sea lions or fish around.

      Actually, orcas have preferences. For example, our resident orca pods generally eat fish only (salmon preferentially). However, the transient pods almost exclusively eat sea lions. I don't know if that's just how the pod always ate so they rarely eat the other, or if it's a difference in the genetics between the pods.

      Of course, I don't think the sea lions can tell the difference between pods that will eat them and pods that prefer other meals.

    6. Re:"I had some great fish last night" by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I suspect it's a cultural thing - probably what's common in their preferred hunting grounds - just as with different human groups. Genetically I think they remain fairly similar, as I recall the males typically leave to join other pods once they're mature.

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    7. Re:"I had some great fish last night" by powerlord · · Score: 1

      Probably also evolved depending on what is available in their hunting grounds so that overlapping herds aren't in as much conflict for resources.

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    8. Re:"I had some great fish last night" by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that orcas generally avoid hunting other dolphins and whales unless other food is scarce.

      And on the other flipper, the English translation of the Portuguese (or was it Spanish?)word for orcas was got wrong. They shouldn't have translated it as "killer whales", but as "whale killers". Because killing whales is a routine part of the diet of some pods. And others, as noted below, specialise in salmon. And others in seals.

      Short version : social predators are variable. Very variable. And often flexible.

      Given that dolphins routinely attack and kill (but not often eat) harbour porpoises - at least the Scottish pods - then there doesn't seem to be a lot of "cetacean lives matter" activity in the marine mammal part of the world. Similarly, the number of monkeys killed for bush meat rather argues against there being a "Primate non-aggression pact".

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  7. Dogs too. by pubwvj · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are a lot of language using animals which are not yet recognized. Humanity is just getting to the point of seeing that there are other intelligences here on Earth.

    We have livestock working dogs. They exhibit a lot of language and string up to six words together, use adjectives and have names for each other, us and objects. We have about 300 words we use with them, both from us to them and them to us as well as what they use to each other. It is clear they have a lot more words they use with each other that I don't understand so their language is considerably more extensive than the smattering of pidgin we share.

    Realize I'm not talking about Fluffy, a typical domesticated dog that was raised as a singleton isolated from other dog culture. These are livestock large working dogs that are far closer to their wolf ancestors and they grow up in a culturally rich environment of a many generational pack on our farm. They work for a living and know hundreds of individual livestock animals that they tend to on the farm.

    1. Re:Dogs too. by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

      Language has a rather specific meaning to scientists. There are any number of complex communication systems that are still not full language. For a communication system to be a language it must do more than simply transmit information; it must also be productive and capable of displacement. The article is paywalled Telegraph article, so I can't assess it directly, but unless researchers have determined that these key features are present, then while it may be a very complex communication system, it still wouldn't be language.

      There have been a lot of false starts investigating the language capabilities like dolphins and apes. While they seem capable of some degree of language, some of the more incredible reports of advanced human-like language have often turned out to be more wishful thinking than fact.

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    2. Re:Dogs too. by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of language using animals which are not yet recognized.

      So how do you know about 'em?

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    3. Re: Dogs too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cetaceans please.

    4. Re:Dogs too. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Telegraph has a link to the (seemingly very short) paper, which doesn't appear to be restricted: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2405722316301177 Displacement and other aspects of language are discussed.

    5. Re:Dogs too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of leaps and hand-waving in that paper. They may have found a method by which to distinguish individual "words" in a dolphin call. They apparently established that a dolphin call consists of a series of discrete packets of "words" that are not interrupted by the dolphin's conversant.

      They take these observations, combine them with references to dolphins communicating with human trainers via artificial human-created sign or verbal languages, and leap quite abruptly to "and therefore these dolphin sounds represent a spoken language comparable to that of human beings". It's a bit much.

    6. Re:Dogs too. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Not at all. Nothing would please me more than animals besides H. sapiens possessing our linguistic capabilities. But sadly the history of animal linguistic research has had a few overly optimistic studies that turned up short.

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    7. Re:Dogs too. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Cats. They can make over 100 different sounds and most impressively learn to talk to humans. They can communicate what they want and even manipulate humans into giving them what they want.

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    8. Re: Dogs too. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Thank you for making my day

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    9. Re:Dogs too. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Lowering a standard to assure some entity meets the standard hardly seems useful to me. Human language has certain aspects that set it apart from all other observed animal communication systems. Now I'm not denying that these results could represent a breakthrough in demonstrating another species has similar linguistic abilities, but I am saying that I remain skeptical until it is in fact demonstrated.

      How is it you feel that requiring another species' communication have features like displacement and productivity is somehow creating a high bar? That is, after all, a key feature of fully formed languages. Without displacement, for instance, a language cannot communicate concepts that are displaced in time. Without productivity, a language would be too inefficient to encode a near infinite number of ideas.

      It is true that languages do shape the cognitive landscape, and can limit perception to some degree. For instance, the Inuit have numerous words for snow, based upon various types of snow that they find in their environment, whereas Indo-Europeans tend to have only one word for snow, from the PIE root *sneigh. But I think you greatly overstate your case in the more general sense of the word. I think it is far to say that if a communication system does not have a regular grammar, and is not capable of displacement and productivity, then it is not a full language.

      That's not to despair completely. There are proto-languages, creoles and pidgins, at least in their earliest forms, are examples of languages bereft of certain key features of full language, which are still far more complex than most animal communication systems. If dolphins were shown to even possess a proto-language, that would be pretty damned extraordinary.

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    10. Re:Dogs too. by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Actually, they are much =further= from their wolf ancestors, which is why they guard your livestock rather than eat it. It's also why they pay attention to what the human says and does, which wolves are poor at but dogs (even dumb ones) excel at, since we've selected for that observatory-responsiveness to man for thousands of years. It is not a wild animal trait.

      And as a pro dog trainer (working retrievers, which share a lot of DNA lineage with the guardian/working breeds of western Europe) it doesn't surprise me at all that your farm dogs know individually all the stock they protect, and understand fairly complex sentences and concepts. This has nothing to do with dog culture (singleton dogs can do just as well or better), and everything to do with treating the dog like you would a child old enough to have some responsibility and reasoning ability, instead of like a retarded unthinking animal that only does mindless conditioned responses, as the infantilizing treat-and-clicker-training crowd does.

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  8. Clickety Clack Translation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yasha- "The Humans top choices are Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump" Yana- "Bwahahahahahaha".

  9. More seriously by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    It'd be mighty convenient that, if dolphins actually were to possess language skills, their language and conversation style would mimic that of humans so closely.

    There were people who tried to claim similar things about apes for quite a while. They could even learn sign language! That finally (mostly) ended when researchers figured out that apes could learn about 300 words... Roughly the same as a dog.

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    1. Re:More seriously by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Where are you getting your information? Wikipedia says it's claimed that Koko the gorilla knows about 1000 words in sign, and understands about 2000 in English.

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    2. Re: More seriously by marmot7 · · Score: 1

      Dolphins might be as smart as humans. There are researchers who have claimed this. If humans could actually communicate woth them, we'd soon find out if they follow our politics, can beat us at chess, and hate reality tv... Maybe not but we might gain some perspective.

  10. The Russians, it figures... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Even dolphins aren't safe from the KGB listening in.

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  11. Bullshit-"science" by ffkom · · Score: 1

    The intelligence of dolphins has been subject to myth for so long that there are studies galore on this topic. And by any reasonable standard, dolphins are less intelligent than e.g. crows. Guess we'll continue to hear from wanna-be Dr. Doolittles, nevertheless, time and again.

    1. Re:Bullshit-"science" by boudie2 · · Score: 1

      Well, it's true We do not live in a zoo But Man is an animal too. So why can't you, like me Like animals? Dr. Dolittle

    2. Re: Bullshit-"science" by marmot7 · · Score: 1

      You may well be right but could you cite your sources?

    3. Re: Bullshit-"science" by ffkom · · Score: 1

      It's difficult to point out one paper in particular, as of course any animal researcher is somewhat biased towards the species he's most aquainted with. But I think papers like http://web.archive.org/web/201... really make some good points.

  12. Re:I bet even this won't stop those Republicans... by Empiric · · Score: 1

    In that case, better come up with a biological differentiator for your own DNA pattern. Probably quickly.

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  13. Re:More complex? by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

    Measuring a brain purely on size is very misleading. At least a fair portion of the relative size difference of brains in different species has to do with body size, perhaps because larger bodies have more sensory cells and larger numbers of nerves, which necessitate more basic processing power for sensory input, as well as sending commands to various parts of the nervous system. Where the brain is larger in comparison to body mass, there is a tendency to find more intelligent animals, so the key here, at least in part, is that ratio.

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  14. Statistical analysis demonstrated this long ago... by werepants · · Score: 5, Informative

    Back in the 70's and 80's, people recorded dolphin vocalizations, and identified the equivalent of human phonemes, basically just different sound patterns that would occur repeatedly. By collecting a lot of data, and counting up the occurrences of distinct phonemes, they were able to show a phoneme frequency that matches the exact same patterns as human speech (frequency here meaning how often a phoneme occurs, not the frequency of the sound waves).

    For instance, "the" occurred 6 times in the paragraph above, "and" occurs 3 times, and words like "vocalization" occur once - far less often. All human languages have this distribution where a small quantity of words makes up the bulk of common conversation, whereas things like bird calls or other vocalizations from less intelligent species follow a more flat distribution.

    The point being, we've known for a long time that dolphins communicate using something very similar to human speech. This is pretty neat progress, but IMO it's pretty disheartening that after several decades we're still not anywhere near understanding their language. If we can't figure out how to communicate with fellow mammals sharing a common lineage, it really challenges the common sci-fi trope of having any kind of meaningful discourse with a creature from the other side of the galaxy.

  15. Re:Sounds like bullshit by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    The brain size is easily examined by opening the skull and making some measurements with rulers and weighs.

    The idea that brain size correlates with intelligence level held sway during the Victorian era... not so much now. However your point regarding the complexity required to manage "3D Sonar" is well made - but, unless we think they're doing manual calculations conciously in their heads, it's not really a proxy for intelligence.

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  16. Why not? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are we humans so self-centered that we did not expect other intelligent animials to talk with each other?

    1. Re:Why not? by epine · · Score: 1

      Are we humans so self-centered that we did not expect other intelligent animials to talk with each other?

      I've yet to witness three white mice torturing a black mouse to reveal the secret plot, patiently doling out the abuse, with here and there moments of silence to process the anguished shrieks.

      language + politics = torture

      Probably what dolphins are saying: I hope those slant-eyes get fished and eaten by the yellow people in those noisy tubs.

      Can't build cities, but sure as hell can gossip about racial purity.

    2. Re:Why not? by vinlud · · Score: 1

      Arrogance would be assuming stuff to be true without scientific validation, you know, things like Gods and so on.

      Why not is luckily not good enough for our modern society

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    3. Re:Why not? by AAWood · · Score: 1

      As individuals? Sure, I'm sure that applies to some people. As a species? Well, apparently not, given we've considered the possibility reasonable enough to have groups dedicated to trying to find examples of it.

  17. Re:Statistical analysis demonstrated this long ago by ledow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To converse, both sides have to want to talk.

    Dolphins show little or no interest in actually teaching us their language, so it's more akin to learning a dead language from the last native speaker - one who hates your guts. It's not simple thing.

    Then there's the assumption that we can have any kind of meaningful discourse with them, that they think in any way similar to us. That's just unproven.

    Then there's the assumption that just listening is enough to learn anything at all. Even listening-and-playing-back does nothing. The dolphins know it's a recording and don't respond in the same way, even if they show interest.

    To be honest, I see little point in trying. Dolphins aren't sitting those solving the maths equations that we can't. They are probably talking about where the fish are, where their friends are, and where the danger is. Not something we can usefully use, especially if they are bright enough to know recordings and ignore them.

    The reason we don't yet have communications is because it's a lot of effort for almost zero gain.

  18. Dolphins are arseholes by anchovy_chekov · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Premise: Dolphins have "human-like" intelligence and communicate through a sophisticated language.

    Observation: Despite decades of human effort trying to decipher it, Dolphins have made no attempt to try to help us understand their language.

    Conclusion: Dolphins don't actually want to talk to us.

    1. Re:Dolphins are arseholes by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Conclusion: Dolphins don't actually want to talk to us.

      Hell, I don't want to talk to humans, but the Dolphin /. is just endless threads about swimming, fish, waves, bubbles, etc...

      And don't get me started on their podcasts.

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    2. Re:Dolphins are arseholes by JoeyRox · · Score: 1

      There actually might be a correlation between intelligence and arseholes - dolphins are one of the only species besides man that have been observed killing for fun instead of for predation or territory.

    3. Re:Dolphins are arseholes by xvan · · Score: 1

      Not dolphins, orcas... And I've seen dogs kill lots of stuff for fun.

    4. Re:Dolphins are arseholes by JoeyRox · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Dolphins are arseholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Conclusion: Dolphins don't actually want to talk to us.

      Implication: dolphins are smart - we know that because otherwise they would want to talk to us.

    6. Re:Dolphins are arseholes by jrumney · · Score: 1

      I still have vivid memories from my childhood of my cat bringing an almost dead mouse to me, dropping it on the floor and tapping it with her paw while looking up at me as if she wanted me to fix her toy.

    7. Re:Dolphins are arseholes by Immerman · · Score: 1

      >Conclusion: Dolphins don't actually want to talk to us.

      Further proof of their intelligence.... :-D

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    8. Re:Dolphins are arseholes by NigelTheFrog · · Score: 1

      I still have vivid memories from my childhood of my cat bringing an almost dead mouse to me, dropping it on the floor and tapping it with her paw while looking up at me as if she wanted me to fix her toy.

      She was trying to teach you to hunt. That's how cats act towards their kittens.

  19. Re:At least they can say... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Because dolphins can misquote too.

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  20. Re:More complex? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Informative

    Measuring a brain purely on size is very misleading. At least a fair portion of the relative size difference of brains in different species has to do with body size, perhaps because larger bodies have more sensory cells and larger numbers of nerves, which necessitate more basic processing power for sensory input, as well as sending commands to various parts of the nervous system. Where the brain is larger in comparison to body mass, there is a tendency to find more intelligent animals, so the key here, at least in part, is that ratio.

    This is probably to what you're referring: Encephalization quotient

    Encephalization quotient (EQ), or encephalization level, is a measure of relative brain size defined as the ratio between actual brain mass and predicted brain mass for an animal of a given size, which is hypothesized to be a rough estimate of the intelligence or cognition of the animal.

    This is a more refined measurement than the raw brain-to-body mass ratio, as it takes into account allometric effects. The relationship, expressed as a formula, has been developed for mammals, and may not yield relevant results when applied outside this group.

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  21. Re:Statistical analysis demonstrated this long ago by BitterOak · · Score: 2

    Yup. There was even a Scooby-Doo episode based on that subject: "Scooby's Night with a Frozen Fright". It first aired October 3, 1970.

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  22. A nod to Christopher Molasante by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    "You're trying to insight dysentery among the fishes, aren't ya?"

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  23. Scientific breakthrough. by feepness · · Score: 1

    The analysis of numerous pulses registered in our experiments showed that the dolphins took turns in producing [sentences] and did not interrupt each other, which gives reason to believe that each of the dolphins listened to the other's pulses before producing its own. Now if they could just teach that to my spouse...

  24. A Kind Gesture by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Clicking sounds? They don't have touch screens? How retarded.

    They live in 3D, Mr Flatscreen. It's 3D gestures all the way down. Using wavefronts. The echoes of which they can reconstruct into 3D maps on the fly. Er, swim.

    Cower before your superiors. Oh, wait, you can't -- no flippers. Also too slow. Limited range of hearing. Weak. Small.

    Wow, you just suck.

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  25. Re:OMG LOL by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

    Lends new meaning to 'click-bait'.

  26. Brain to Robot Interface by backslashdot · · Score: 1

    Hook them up to a brain to robot interface complete with VR goggles .. maybe they can do the same things humans can. Maybe we can outsource work to them. I doubt there are any implications to doing something like that.

  27. Re:I bet even this won't stop those Republicans... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    Maybe stop because of the slavery: http://www.alternet.org/labor/...

    That's not a problem with Tuna. It's a problem with protection of humans (and the lack thereof) by other humans.

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  28. The conversation (in detail) by Provocateur · · Score: 3, Funny

    hey, so what happened to Fred again?

    He tried that thing, you know, crawled out of the water to see if we could escape our aquatic existence.

    WTF! To live with them??

    Quit looking their way! Talk about something else! Uh, yeah, them tunas is great...er, mackerels, I mean...why are they still staring at us

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  29. They aren't that bad by tie_guy_matt · · Score: 1

    Look, they may or may not make the playoffs this year but I am pretty sure that the coaches are at least talking to their players in Miami. Wait, what are we talking about?

    1. Re:They aren't that bad by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 4, Funny

      We're talking about intelligent forms of life, not football players.

  30. Re: Doll. Fin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't that an Americanism, i.e. optional?

  31. Re:Doll. Fin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    You'd better hope they don't eliminate people who don't know that the terminating period for that sentence belongs inside the quotes, sparky. :)

    The position of a period relative to an ending quote mark depends on which country you speak (or learned) English in.

  32. Re:Doll. Fin. by BronsCon · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've always been told it depends on where the period belongs. That is to say if you're quoting an entire sentence (e.g. the end of the quote is the end of a sentence) the period goes inside to denote this, otherwise it goes outside. According to this source, placing the period inside the quote regardless of logic is an "American" thing; though I'm American and follow the logic provided there.

    Literally every other source I bothered to look at (all American style guides) say the period (or comma) goes inside the quote unless there is a parenthetical citation, in which case it follows that. After a dozen or so sources, I gave up on trying to find one representing a country other than the US; if anyone can provide me one or more, that would be greatly appreciated.

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  33. dolphin brains are larger...than brains of humans. by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 2

    The dolphins listened to an entire "sentence" before replying, according to the article, which points out that dolphin brains are larger and more complex than the brains of humans.

    This is the best summary. My ex-girlfriend never listened to an "entire" sentence before replying. I need to start dating dolphins.

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  34. citation by mcswell · · Score: 1

    I believe he's referring to Matthew 8:28-34.

  35. Re:Statistical analysis demonstrated this long ago by mcswell · · Score: 1

    I believe you're confusing phonemes (distinctive sounds, like English 'p', 'u' etc.--the sounds, not the letters we use to represent them in writing) with morphemes and/or words. I don't know what study you're referring to, so I don't know which one you mean. But there's an awful lot of interpretation going on. With human speech, it's pretty well known what the range of variation in human languages is, and we can verify it by learning the language. (A similar story can be told for signed languages, written languages, languages transmitted with Morse code, even encrypted languages.) But we don't have any way to verify that a sequence of sounds in a dolphin's utterance represents some concept, or that there's any grammar to the way such sequences are put together in utterances--things which are reasonably straightforward, if not easy, to verify with any human language.

    So paint me skeptical, until they create a dictionary that shows the same (under some criterion of "same") sequences being used by multiple dolphins to refer to an identifiable concept.

  36. That's interesting by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

    The dolphins listened to an entire "sentence" before replying, according to the article...

    So, they're both males?

  37. Re:Doll. Fin. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    CMoS apparently refers to "The Oxford Style Manual". Haven't seen that one yet, though.

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  38. I'm not surprised by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    A lot of animals are a whole lot smarter than many humans give them credit for, Cats, dogs, birds, horses. You just have to know how to listen. That Porpoises have meaningful communications other than simple alarm noises is nothing new.

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  39. Re:I bet even this won't stop those Republicans... by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Dammit man, it's hard enough to find without you telling more people about its existence!

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  40. Re:Doll. Fin. by Mattcelt · · Score: 2

    Learning the American style of trying to stuff all punctuation inside quotes always seemed like a sort of madness to me.

    Here is an interesting read that might broaden your stylo-linguistic horizons.

    There are so many instances when placing punctuation outside the quotation punctuation makes infinitely more sense, 'style guides' be damned.

  41. Re:More complex? by Immerman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, not really. Among most species bigger brains = bigger neurons, so that the number of neurons increases far more slowly than you would expect. One of the major evolutionary leaps among primates was that neuron size remains relatively constant across species, so that larger primates have dramatically more neurons than their smaller cousins.

    Which is largely responsible for the fact that, despite the fact that dolphins have larger brains than us, they have only ~20 blllion neurons, compared to our ~100 billion.

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  42. Human Language by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

    The "dolphin language?" So what is the "human language." There isn't one. There is no species language. A language, as we understand it with mammals, is developed over generations, and taught from parent to child. So were these wild caught animals? From what pod? How big is that pod? These are the interesting questions.

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  43. I have the most complex brain by ayesnymous · · Score: 3, Interesting

    since I read the entire article before replying.

  44. Re:More complex? by swell · · Score: 1

    Brain surface area and cortical thickness seems to be more significant. The ability to measure surface area is improving (US National Institutes of Health PubMed):
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pm...
    And the relationship to intelligence is an ongoing study. Here's one approach:
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pu...

    As the Martian says, brain size can be a factor but it's complicated.

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  45. Re:Doll. Fin. by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 3, Funny

    No it does not. The period is for the whole sentence, which is not a quote. The quoted words are just a list.

    No, quoted words are a string. The end of a list can be implicit, or if the list has only one element, you can denote it with a trailing comma.
    Or were we not talking about python?

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  46. Two words: Rosetta Stone by WarlockD · · Score: 2

    This is pretty neat progress, but IMO it's pretty disheartening that after several decades we're still not anywhere near understanding their language. If we can't figure out how to communicate with fellow mammals sharing a common lineage, it really challenges the common sci-fi trope of having any kind of meaningful discourse with a creature from the other side of the galaxy.

    The problem is context. You have to assume that a dolphin, if they have a language, has hundreds of words for fish. But without semantics, all you can do is guess. For all anyone knew, Egyptian's hieroglyphs were just pretty pictures till the Rosetta Stone came around. Even then it took 20 years before anyone could confidently say what were drawn on those walls. We still aren't confident on how you say some of the phonemes either. It could be a "finding out dinosaurs had feathers all this time" event.

    Still we should try. I don't think its disheartening because people are trying HARD at this. The lessens we learn in decoding the raw speech patterns of our planet's creatures will help us on truly alien species. I just hope when we do discover alien artifacts, that they aren't passed around as pretty door stops like alto of the Egyptian's ones were.

    "Hey fred! That black monolith looks great behind my flat screen TV!"

    1. Re:Two words: Rosetta Stone by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2

      alto

      It's kind of ironic that, in commenting on an article about language, you manage to typo a non-word.

  47. And this is what they said by guruevi · · Score: 1

    Good bye and thanks for all the fish.

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  48. Re:Statistical analysis demonstrated this long ago by smelch · · Score: 2

    This line of thinking perplexes me. Yes, they may be talking about things that we don't necessarily care about, but we almost certainly can tell them things they would like to know. Such as where danger is. We could possibly introduce new vocabulary and through the power of giving something a name, give them a new concept that they can relate to each other. We can make smarter dolphins to eat.

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  51. Re:Doll. Fin. by haruchai · · Score: 5, Informative

    How's this?
    From http://www.thepunctuationguide...

    Quotations

    American style uses double quotes (“) for initial quotations, then single quotes (‘) for quotations within the initial quotation.

    “Economic systems,” according to Professor White, “are an inevitable byproduct of civilization, and are, as John Doe said, ‘with us whether we want them or not.’”

    British style uses single quotes (‘) for initial quotations, then double quotes (“) for quotations within the initial quotation.

    ‘Economic systems’, according to Professor White, ‘are an inevitable byproduct of civilization, and are, as John Doe said, “with us whether we want them or not”’.

    The above examples also show that the American style places commas and periods inside the quotation marks, even if they are not in the original material. British style (more sensibly) places unquoted periods and commas outside the quotation marks. For all other punctuation, the British and American styles are in agreement: unless the punctuation is part of the quoted material, it goes outside the quotation marks.

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  52. Obligatory Far Side by 14erCleaner · · Score: 2
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  53. Re:I bet even this won't stop those Republicans... by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

    Yes old fashioned nets kill dolphins. No, the dead dolphins are not canned and sold as Tuna. Old fashioned nest are now banned in many jurisdictions, modern nets allow most Dolphins and seals to escape, a large proportion of canned Tuna now comes from open water fish farms. Some companies source Tuna only from fishermen who use a feathered hook on a rod (a common practice here in Oz). Some governments will only allow rod fishing for Tuna, those companies who insist fishermen use rod or are forced by size and geography to operate in rod only jurisdictions will heavily advertise their "dolphin friendly" status (even though most of them fought against the introduction of the laws).

    CONservation : It might confuse you to know that I am an old fashioned "liberal" who has fond memories of working on farms, fishing boats, and old growth sawmills, let me know when you have managed to locate my political pigeon hole on your simple minded left/right axis of human behaviour.

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  54. Re:Doll. Fin. by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Perfect, thanks. :)

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  55. Transcript by vandelais · · Score: 1

    "Hey Dan"
    "What"
    "Remember what I told you?"
    "About what"
    "How to hold it"
    "No"
    "Laces out!"
    "Yeah, yeah, got it. Laces out."

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  56. So John Lilly was right after all by marmot7 · · Score: 1

    People didn't take him seriously because he was a bit out there. He said dolphins communicate and as soon as we figure that out the next step will be high level inter-species communication, resulting in dramatic changes akin to contact with extraterrestrials. Interesting guy. I over simplified his views considerably. There's a lot more there. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik...

    1. Re:So John Lilly was right after all by lgw · · Score: 1

      John Lilly tortured dolphins to death (or at least suicide). He felt bad about it later, and eventually became a champion for better treatment, but still. He was also very high for a long time. "Interesting" indeed.

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  57. Re:I bet even this won't stop those Republicans... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    American politics largely runs on that left-right axis because the effectively two party system forces everyone to either pick a side or be excluded from politics altogether.

  58. Re:More complex? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Informative

    They also have a higher ratio of glial cells to neurons. This is probably an adaptation to maintain homoeostasis in an organism which can face very sudden transitions in environmental temperature and pressure.

  59. Re:Doll. Fin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    (US) I was taught to always put the period inside the quote marks. After some careful consideration, I said, fuck that. Logic supercedes some kind of retarded language tradition. Also I was programming computers when I was 7 and the thought of putting shit inside the quote marks that didn't belong there really bothered me.

  60. Re:Doll. Fin. by dargaud · · Score: 1

    Is there any actual reason for putting the comma inside the quotes ? As a programmer, it makes me want to throw up.

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  61. Re:Doll. Fin. by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    To spit in Britain's face, I suppose. Doesn't make sense to me, so I do it the logical (British) way.

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  62. The proper Douglas Adams quote on this by Bruce66423 · · Score: 1

    "Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

  63. Re:Doll. Fin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also I was programming computers when I was 7 and the thought of putting shit inside the quote marks that didn't belong there really bothered me.

    printf("why would that bother you?);"

  64. 42 !!! by johnjones · · Score: 1

    for it is and always shall be...

  65. Re:Doll. Fin. by silentcoder · · Score: 1

    Between the French and American revolutions there was a whole lot of symbolic "Insult the monarchy" bullshit that got made into traditions by deliberately changing what has come before. Some places embraced these, others kicked back hard against them. America did a lot of that with punctuation and spelling for example, but the pattern goes much wider - so for example about half the world is left-hand-drive and the other half is right-hand-drive, mostly because the French revolutionaries changed which side of the road they travelled on (and this was still horse-drawn vehicles) to snub the old monarchic rules and the countries that followed them also copied that change.

    All of which are little more than historical oddities that explain how some really weird things came to pass but utterly fails to provide a sane justification for keeping them. "It's tradition now" is not a justification, indeed it's a fallacy. But it can be an extremely tempting fallacy that readily convinces a great many people of really bad ideas... otherwise the US would not *still* be one of only two countries in the world (and the other is one of the worst third-world hellholes on earth) that has *not* embraced the metric system.

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  66. Is anyone here a Marine Biologist? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    Between the Telegraph and Russia's online propaganda, I would expect Russia to make grand scientific claims and the Telegraph to sensationalize them.

    Sad, given Russia has a history of being a leader in science, and England has a history of being a leader in journalism.

  67. Obligatory Gary Larson reference by niks42 · · Score: 1

    "Matthews .... we're getting another one of those strange 'aw blah es span yol' sounds ..

  68. Re: More complex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Large bodies have exactly the same number of degrees of freedom and muscles as an equivalently shaped smaller one. Saying stuff like 'dinosaurs needed huge brains to control their huge bodies but were still dumb' as if brain density plays a factor in intelligence has always seemed like an unconvincing argument.

    Social insect brains are fucking TINY (250k neurons) yet allow the creature a huge repertoire of behaviour.

    Think if you had 250k nand gates to build the control logic for something that can walk, fly, build a nest, explore, gather food, herd other creatures, fight, flee, communicate, follow a trail, cut leaves, balance and carry things, and mate, you could do it?

  69. Re:Statistical analysis demonstrated this long ago by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

    The reason we don't yet have communications is because it's a lot of effort for almost zero gain.

    The methods used to learn how to talk to dolphins, even if it is to chat about their next meal, can be expanded to other things.

    The most fun one is the idea of talking to another lifeform from another planet. Highly unlikely, I know.

    However, the lessons learned in this can help human to machine and reverse conversations. Getting a better universal translator, etc.

    Finally, I can also see another direct benefit related to food and danger for dolphins: "Warning! We're taking your food and it is dangerous to you in this area. Stay back or you will be hurt."

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  70. Re:Doll. Fin. by alexgieg · · Score: 1

    In none of which you'd end a sentence with a preposition.

    Yes, you do. This has been a standard feature of English language for centuries, until prescriptive grammarians hell bent on adapting English to Latin began saying it shouldn't be done. Ignore that nonsense. Ending sentences with prepositions is one of the beautiful features of English, and one I, as an English as second language speaker, use as much as I can, as it provides for compact sentences that remain fully intelligible.

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  71. Re: Doll. Fin. by alexgieg · · Score: 2

    Isn't that an Americanism, i.e. optional?

    I've read originally, in handwriting, the punctuation used to come below the quotation mark, both forming what nowadays would be considered a single character. When people transitioned to print, there was no easy way to do that, so some began placing the punctuation before the quotation mark, others began placing the quotation mark before the punctuation, and over time either style became the standard in print. Most countries went for quotation-then-punctuation. The USA went for punctuation-then-quotation. And that's it. There's no right or wrong option there, just an arbitrary usage that eventually became normative.

    By the way, if we were to do it "right", as in, to become historically accurate, we should ask the Unicode Consortium to provide us ligature version of the different end-quotation marks with the different punctuations available, then have word processors replace them when typed, as they sometimes do when you type three dots and those get replaced by the single ellipsis symbol. Maybe those already exist? After all, there's no technological reason for keeping them separate anymore.

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  72. Re:Doll. Fin. by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    For now. I refuse to conform to a stupid way of doing things when doing otherwise makes more sense. It seems that for the English-language, moves to enforce standards to the point where people are imposed upon to do things that hinder the language evolving usefully is fairly recent.

  73. Guys don't know what dolphins talk about... by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    I mean really? You think they talk about fish food?

    No. I've talked with trainers. They know what's on the dolphin's minds. The conversation Dolphins have are far more likely to sound like this:

    Dolphin 1) You seen the flippers on that babe? Man, I'd like to swim with her, if you know what I mean.

    Dolphin 2) That's a Killer Whale, not a dolphin.

    Dolphin 1) That don't matter. We're both cetaceans - besides once you go whale, you don't bale.

    Dolphin 2) I don't know, that human keeps giving me food. I think she's into me.

    Dolphin 1) Definitely. You should get all into that!

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  74. Re:Doll. Fin. by MrLogic17 · · Score: 2

    It's to support legacy hardware.
    Printing presses using physical typeset would have problems with a tiny period or comma in the middle of open space (away from text and under the quote marks) - it would tear paper or break off the typeset. The get around that, they moved the dot closer to other text - to the left of the quote mark.

    Somehow that hack implemented for hardware support changed the language structure to become official, even though that's not logical or even the original standard.

    Think of it as an IE6 of the English Language.

  75. Re:Doll. Fin. by byjove · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or, as Winston Churchill purportedly said to a publisher who admonished him on ending a sentence with a preposition, "This is something up with which I will not put!".

  76. Re:Statistical analysis demonstrated this long ago by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    after several decades we're still not anywhere near understanding their language.

    They must speak in Perl

  77. When they say by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    "So Long, and thanks for all the fish" we'll know we're all in deep shit.

  78. Re:More complex? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Also, as I learned via another excellent slashdot user, not all animals have both hemisphere of their brain connected. For example, koalas do not have a connection between their brain hemispheres, which can be pretty limiting.

  79. Re: More complex? by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Think if you had 250k nand gates to build the control logic for something that can walk, fly, build a nest, explore, gather food, herd other creatures, fight, flee, communicate, follow a trail, cut leaves, balance and carry things, and mate, you could do it?

    A neuron isn't an nand gate, not even close. A neuron is a living microprocessor. You're vastly underestimating just how much raw computing power even insects really have.

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  80. Cracked By Current Methods by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    At this point some of the modern language cracking tools just might make it possible to converse with the dolphins. If the animals really are as intelligent as suspected they might have things like a religion or numerous abilities that we do not expect to find. Do they have any form of mathematics that might be useful to humans? Just what advantage does their intelligence provide for them? Can whales understand dolphins? What are the goals of a pod of dolphins? The real mysteries may be quite shocking to us.

  81. Re:Doll. Fin. by rkww · · Score: 1

    CMoS apparently refers to "The Oxford Style Manual"

    Nope... it's the Chicago Manual of Style

  82. Re:Doll. Fin. by Poohsticks · · Score: 1

    Why is the British style "more sensible"? I can't find any logic or reason to either method. It would appear to be just a specific custom.

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  83. Re:Doll. Fin. by lgw · · Score: 1

    It isn't an American-centric thing, though Lewis Carrol did rail against it and maybe helped the British off it a bit earlier. It's a "make typeset text pretty" thing. "To the wall," she sad - just makes for more legible text (less fatiguing to read), and in a non-technical context, that's fine. It's only when you try to use English as a formal language, where the order of punctuation might possibly resolve some ambiguity, that it matters. "Makes more sense" isn't important here - typesetting isn't about coddling geek OCD.

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  84. Re: Doll. Fin. by shaitand · · Score: 1

    That wouldn't make it optional, that would make it correct when using American English, such as on an American website like this one or other writing for an American audience. If you are commenting on the BBC it is correct to spell it colour, if you are commenting here it would be a spelling error. If writing for no audience in particular correct is probably whatever way you originally learned and if writing for youself correct is whatever you say it is at any given moment.

  85. Re: Doll. Fin. by rhyous · · Score: 1

    The quote is intended to isolate everything inside it, and by definition, the punctuation is not part of what is quoted. Living in the US, I rebel and put the punctuation after the quote all the time.

    Your solution, to bug the Unicode Consortium, is the best solution I've ever heard.

  86. Re:Doll. Fin. by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Obviously, what is the question?

  87. Re:Doll. Fin. by shaitand · · Score: 1

    It depends on whether or not the punctuation is part of the quote. If a piece of punctuation belongs to what you quoted (such as a complete sentence) then it logically belongs in the quote. You don't go shifting part of a string outside the quotes.

  88. Re: More complex? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Just as predators make herds of animals more healthy by killing the slow and weak, beer makes your brain more healthy by killing the slow and weak brain cells.

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  89. Re:Doll. Fin. by dargaud · · Score: 1

    Interesting. But then why was this a problem only in the US ? None of the other countries implemented this kind of solution, and yet they had the same printing presses, no ?

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  90. Re:Doll. Fin. by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Probably a's much rea'son a's putting an apo'strophe before every "'s" that you encounter.

    Fixed that for you...

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  91. Re: Doll. Fin. by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Since British English makes little sense in spelling, perhaps in this case, color, the American spelling is correct? After all, how do you pronounce "colour"? Is the second syllable pronounced as the "our" in the words our, hour, flour, etc? If not, besides other words like the "labour" which in american english are all spelled with "or" instead of "our" does "our" get pronounced like "or"?

    And don't worry about American English being the better version, we have lots of our own special spelling mistakes, some inherited from British English, some not. In the case of color, labor, etc, we did not adopt the phonetically illogical spellings current British English perpetuates. It's been too long since I studied how languages fluctuated and differentiated combined with when semi-stable spellings were instituted and became "standard" for a specific branch. It's interesting to me but nothing I can devote any time to currently. Maybe in retirement I'll become some ivory tower academic who spends their time on totally useless ponderings...

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  92. Re: Doll. Fin. by shaitand · · Score: 1

    When it comes to language correct has nothing to do with better or worse. It is correct to communicate using the protocol best understood by the party you are trying to communicate with to the best of your ability, this insures the highest degree of fidelity in your communicatation. Ultimately fidelity of information exchange is the point and language is nothing more than a tool used to accomplish it.

  93. Re:Doll. Fin. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    (more sensibly)

    As an American, I have always agreed with putting the punctuation where it belongs, but it is funny to see it said that way.

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  94. Re:Doll. Fin. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    Right hand driving makes more sense as most people are right handed and it puts your right hand on the gear shift which is the more agility based control than the steering wheel.

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  95. Re: Doll. Fin. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    I've always wanted the upside down question mark that Spanish uses. Can we steal that one?

    I tried to add one to that question above, but Slashdot doesn't like Spanish speakers.

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  96. Re:Doll. Fin. by silentcoder · · Score: 1

    Actually, what studies there are, suggests left hand-driving is safer because it puts your right side facing oncoming traffic and gives the right-handed majority slightly faster reflexes when responding to problems from oncoming traffic.

    That said, there is no really definitive answer either way, nothing has been proven concretely. It's true that the average accident rate is lower in left-hand-driving countries, it is also true that we can't definitively rule out other causes. It's not a question that can be easily answered and no hypotheses lends itself to really rigorous testing as you have overlaps from biology, neurology and about half the social sciences involved.

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  97. Re:Doll. Fin. by dargaud · · Score: 1

    P.S. No space before a question mark.

    I know but I like it a more this way: it's a lot more readable. But it should be a non-breaking space !

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