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A Self-Driving Uber Car Went the Wrong Way On a One-Way Street in Pittsburgh (qz.com)

An anonymous reader writes: Uber driver Nathan Stachelek was pulled off to the side of the road when he saw the self-driving car turn the wrong way. It was the night of Sept. 26 and the car he had spotted, one of the autonomous Ford Fusions that Uber is testing in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, was heading through the city's Oakland neighborhood, just steps from the center of campus for the University of Pittsburgh. Stachelek watched the car turn off Bates Street and onto Atwood, a one-way road, going in the wrong direction. From a distance he couldn't tell whether the car was driving itself, or its human operator had made a mistake. Stachelek took out his phone in time to shoot a brief video of Uber's vehicle backing up and driving away, then uploaded it to Facebook. "Driverless car went down a one way the wrong way," he wrote. "Driver had to turn car around."

254 comments

  1. In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In all fairness, I've done the same in Pittsburgh. Was visiting, not familiar with the city and you guys do love your one way roads. Luckily I figured it out pretty damn quick.

    1. Re:In all fairness by neoritter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In all fairness, for self-driving cars to live up to the claims that proponents are making, they can't do this.

    2. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all fairness this is why self-driving cars are a scam so people can abdicate responsibility for their fallibility to a corporate entity.

    3. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If the goal is to be at least as good as people....well, it happens. It just needs to be able to quickly realize it made a mistake and correct.

    4. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Murphy's Law of Computing #8:
      To screw up is human, to screw up royally requires a computer.

      The issue has never been one self driving car screwing up vs one driver screwing up - the machine will eventually beat the human there (and arguably it already has). The issue is that one mistake on a map update or some defect in the algorithm, and the possibility that you'll have cars full of people driving over the edge of an incomplete bridge for hours on end. That's always been my personal reluctance for enthusiastically embracing self driving cars.

    5. Re:In all fairness by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think anyone anywhere is claiming that self driving cares will be perfect.

      That's just stupid to expect.

      Lowering the 100,000+ deaths per year in the world due to humans driving is the actual goal.

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    6. Re:In all fairness by quantaman · · Score: 1

      If the goal is to be at least as good as people....well, it happens. It just needs to be able to quickly realize it made a mistake and correct.

      If there's one place computers still have a long way to go it's the ability to do open-ended learning. And that includes the ability to learn they've made a mistake.

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    7. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darn, I didn't _realize_ those new self driving cars are _alive_ !

    8. Re:In all fairness by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 2

      The claims are to be better than people - I don't see anyone claiming perfection.

    9. Re:In all fairness by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      I've got one of those big-ass rolls of foil if you're running low.

    10. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone who has seen Blade Runner knows how that'll turn out
      for some company executives...

    11. Re:In all fairness by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

      Murphy's Law of Computing #8:
      To screw up is human, to screw up royally requires a computer.

      Corollary: Human can screw up bigger, faster, better, with computers. Also see: Epic Fail.

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    12. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think anyone anywhere is claiming that self driving cares will be perfect.

      That's just stupid to expect.

      Knowing not to drive the wrong way on a one-way street does not require perfection and is well within reasonable expectations, IMO.

      I guess we'll just have to wait and see what other bonehead mistakes these cars will make before they "machine learn" their way to reliable, basic competence.

    13. Re:In all fairness by chaotixx · · Score: 1

      A lot of drivers already abdicate responsibility without letting it fall to anyone, let alone a big company with insurance, and deep pockets.

    14. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really wouldn't be that hard to embed something in the road to make sure you didn't drive the wrong way on it. Kind of a secondary check for when the car's maps are incorrect and it didn't detect one way signs...

      Thinking either magnets with orientations in a particular direction (I see north then south I am going the right way, but south then north stop immediately). Or just dumping a bunch of coded RFID chips into the asphalt. Could use paint too.

      The biggest problem we have is that while cars are mostly not self driving the roads won't be optimized for the self driving variety.

    15. Re:In all fairness by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Again, mistakes will happen. Self driving will not be perfect. To expect such is stupidity.

      They are already an order of magnitude safer than the average driver.

      They have already gone beyond their initial goals.

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    16. Re:In all fairness by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, I've done the same in Pittsburgh. Was visiting, not familiar with the city and you guys do love your one way roads. Luckily I figured it out pretty damn quick.

      We forgive you because you don't have a GPS embedded in your head that constantly tells you where you are and has the direction of all roads mapped.
      Add to that, this is a test limited to a single municipality. It's not a case of "oh, well the GPS map was out-of-date because we wont be aware of construction being done three states away immediately". This is a relatively small test bed and Uber should be watching like a hawk for local issues to update the test vehicles.

    17. Re:In all fairness by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Everyone who has seen Blade Runner knows how that'll turn out
      for some company executives...

      They trained Uber's self-driving cars to play chess? Also, I don't think the elevator at their corporate office can carry a vehicle to the top floor.

    18. Re:In all fairness by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not again...

      Previous BS claims were that automated cars were safer than humans. This lie was done by comparing Tesla autopilot driving to all human driving, not human divided highway driving.

      Now they are 'an order of magnitude safer', what a big fat blatant lie.

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    19. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Knowing not to drive the wrong way on a one-way street does not require perfection and is well within reasonable expectations, IMO.

      I guess we'll just have to wait and see what other bonehead mistakes these cars will make before they "machine learn" their way to reliable, basic competence.

      I'd be willing to bet my next paycheck that the car "knew," for whatever definition of that words fits for an autonomous car's programming, not to drive the wrong way down a one way street. I'd also bet that the car didn't make a mistake, boneheaded or otherwise. Assuming that the algorithm was in control, what almost certainly happened is that the database the car was using did not have the street correctly marked as one way. (And that's a big assumption. The human driver may have started down the street, recognized his error, and turned around.) If the database was in error, that could have easily been a human error during the process of creating the database.

    20. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, expecting basic competence is not the same as expecting "perfection".

      Humans can read signs and/or recognize parking/traffic patterns that are a dead giveway of a one-way street. Even if it isn't "supposed" to be one-way according to the map. Software-based navigation is no better than the human managing the data. As such, until autonomous cars can match human real-time environmental processing, they will always be inferior, even if they adhere to their limited sets of rules exactly.

      Whether they are better on average can not be known at this time because your "magnitude safer than the average driver" claim is based on a meaninglessly small sample.

    21. Re:In all fairness by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      I turned into a one way street driving through Oakland CA. Was looking for parking at the same time and the streets were so confusing for an out of towner. Considering all the tourists in San Fransisco it probably happens fairly often. I'd trust most self driving cars more than myself in that town, especially at night.

      I'll just let other people Beta test them however. :-)

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    22. Re:In all fairness by timholman · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, for self-driving cars to live up to the claims that proponents are making, they can't do this.

      If Google Maps isn't sending drivers the wrong way down that street, I doubt very much that the car's software would make that mistake.

      Since that the car had a driver in it, I'd be willing to bet that the vehicle was under human control. But even if it wasn't, the software will be fixed, and no Google car will ever make that mistake again, whereas you can be quite certain that human drivers will continue to occasionally drive the wrong way down one-way streets.

    23. Re:In all fairness by slashrio · · Score: 1

      If the one-waystreet sign is obfuscated, how would the car be able to recognize it as a one-way street?

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    24. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      f the database was in error, that could have easily been a human error during the process of creating the database.

      I agree. Which means that "automous" cars are only as competent as the humans that maintain their knowledge base. Except now, a single data-entry person can turn 1000s of self-driving cars into dangerous idiot drivers with a missed keystroke.

    25. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, expecting basic competence is not the same as expecting "perfection".

      Humans can read signs and/or recognize parking/traffic patterns that are a dead giveway of a one-way street.

      Come back when humans stop making the same mistake. People drive the wrong way on one-way streets fairly often.

    26. Re:In all fairness by fisted · · Score: 1

      I see north then south I am going the right way, but south then north stop immediately

      Interesting idea, but too easy to DoS using two magnets from the hardware store:
      (N===S) [trolled car] (S===N)

      RFID chips into the asphalt.

      That's actually a pretty good and inexpensive idea, if failing to communicate with an RFID tag doesn't render the car immobile.

    27. Re:In all fairness by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've done so "legally". The side-street I approached the one-way from didn't have any markings that the street was one-way. So, with no way to know the road layout, turning the wrong way onto it was technically legal. I did not disobey any traffic marking. Once I determined it was a one-way street, and I was going the wrong way, I turned around. No law was broken.

      It's not illegal to go the wrong way on a one-way street. It's illegal to disobey road markings.

    28. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how a car would know, but a human would be able to see cars parked facing the same direction on both sides of the street, or that all street signs are facing the other direction, or that there is no street light for the wrong direction, or that there is a DO NOT ENTER sign. Basically, humans can look at the totality of contextual clues and put it together.

    29. Re: In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've done the same thing, after living there for five years. I didn't notice, parked, and got a ticket. I parked at the end of the street, i.e., where I entered it. How could I have not noticed that no other cars were parked on "my" side of the street? Because on that particular street, parking was designated for the "wrong" side of the street -- so I had parked on the same side as all the other cars. How did I not notice that all the other cars were parked the "wrong way"? Because in Pittsburgh it's not uncommon for people to park on the wrong side (i.e., the wrong way) on (small) streets. It's illegal, but you don't usually get a ticket got it. Unless you did what I did, I guess. I was pretty annoyed.

    30. Re:In all fairness by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

      Uber was drunk on ethanol

    31. Re:In all fairness by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, if all the cars are autonomous, it won't matter if somebody gets that wrong, because all the cars will be driving the wrong way. So the only thing that makes it dangerous, even when the data is wrong, are the meatbags behind the wheels of the other vehicles.

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    32. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my city I've seen plenty of people go the wrong way on a one-way street with an obscured sign. When I was in Texas I saw plenty of cars parked the same way on both sides of a two way street (something I can say I've never seen here in Ohio). As for whether a road is one-way, I can tell based on lane markings, which would be a reasonable way for a self-driving car to double-check

    33. Re:In all fairness by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      If the one-waystreet sign is obfuscated, how would the car be able to recognize it as a one-way street?

      I think it's supposed to know by looking at its map of the city (which is hopefully accurate and up-to-date!)

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    34. Re: In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because it isn't really "learning" - it's just identifying patterns and trends.

    35. Re:In all fairness by Solandri · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, for self-driving cars to live up to the claims of their proponents, they just have to do this less frequently than people do it.

    36. Re:In all fairness by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, for self-driving cars to live up to the claims that proponents are making, they can't do this.

      In all fairness, the proponents aren't claiming that SDCs are perfect, just better than HDCs.

      Also, whatever bug or DB error that caused this specific problem has probably already been fixed. SDCs will improve. HDCs will not. You can't fix bugs in wetware.

    37. Re:In all fairness by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Several weeks back, while I was out for a walk, I waved someone down who was going the wrong way down a one way street. It wasn't even one of those one-way streets where the correct street is a block over. It was something like forty feet away from the road he was on, and all he'd have to do is get to an intersection and get on the correct street.

      So, I wave him down, I explain this to him, and he nods. And then continues driving the wrong way down the one-way street. For several more blocks at least. (Possibly to the end of the street where it hits a T-intersection. I couldn't tell.)

      So, yeah, people are capable of it, and some of them are incapable of driving correctly even when told they are doing it wrong.

      And don't get me started on all the idiots around here who don't seem to know what a turn signal is for. And that includes a surprising number of police officers.

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    38. Re: In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lies. I predict autonomous vehicles on the road will never outnumber traditional vehicles on the road in my lifetime and I'm a healthy young adult.

    39. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Source or I call strawman on this.

    40. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      What they are claiming is that they are ready to be on public roadways, which they aren't if they are still doing things like this.

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    41. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kinda interesting.
      Where I live the city plan overrule traffic signs. If you get caught "speeding" on a road where the signs says a one thing but you were driving below what the database says then you are in the right. Same goes for parking in no-parking zones.
      If the signs and the database disagrees then the signs are wrong and has to be updated.

      Of course that would assume that the car manufacturer put the right database into the car.

    42. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      True, humans make the same mistake... but then they realize their mistake and turn around without getting into an accident and carry on their way. Was the autonomous car able to do the same?

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    43. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But even if it wasn't, the software will be fixed, and no Google car will ever make that mistake again,

      Because software bugs never come back, especially in software that is constantly being updated.

    44. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Yeah because breaking the LAW doesn't make it wrong or anything. Let's blame the people following the law.

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    45. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I always check the directions of street signs.

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    46. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      But they also have to be as good at getting out of the situation on their own. I think this is the biggest concern, that the car will just stay confused and not auto correct itself by turning around without hitting anything and recalculating the route.

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    47. Re:In all fairness by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      They're ready, once they're as safe as humans on the road. Which happened several years ago.

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    48. Re: In all fairness by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      That's like saying it isn't really brass, it's just a mixture of copper and zinc.

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    49. Re: In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once drove across a town square on a paved footpath. I was drunk and it was Vermont.

    50. Re:In all fairness by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      I saw a Belgian police car stop and give way to a car driving the wrong way down a one way street.

      When I say driving, I mean weaving.

      It was 4 in the morning.

      Is there anywhere else in the world they wouldn't have pulled them over?

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    51. Re:In all fairness by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      If it can see street signs, and obey them, then recognizing a WRONG WAY sign should indicate that the car needs to turn around ASAP.

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    52. Re:In all fairness by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Mathematically, "as safe as" = "as dangerous as".

      Marketingmentally they're quite different.

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    53. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't even think anybody is claiming self-driving cars are ready yet. That's why they are still being tested.

    54. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Really.. So the Uber car was able to figure out on its own that it was going the wrong way and get out of the situation like a human would? Or was it totally oblivious to its own mistake. The reaction to the mistake is more important to the fact that the mistake was made.

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    55. Re:In all fairness by dpidcoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For the one-way street example, sure. But what happens when someone incorrectly marks the bridge under construction as a passable road and several hundred commuters plunge off the end of it like lemmings?

    56. Re:In all fairness by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying there's no human accidents on one-way roads? Or just being specious for no reason?

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    57. Re:In all fairness by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      But they've gotten far beyond 'as safe as'. Now they're 'much less dangerous than'.

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    58. Re:In all fairness by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because this is the first car to ever go the wrong way on a one-way street in the history of the automobile.

      You know what story you'll never see on this site, or any other news site? "Distracted driver goes wrong way on one-way street"

      or "Dog bites man"

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    59. Re: In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're describing a bucket of pennies, then your analogy is spot on.

    60. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case the mistake only means a bit of wasted optimization.

      Consider a fumbled value for BRIDGE OUT, UNDER REPAIR, NO ACCESS

    61. Re:In all fairness by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Not until all cars are self driving, at least. Then most traffic laws would be a bit redundant I would think; let the cars figure out the quickest safe route through coordination with servers and with other cars without any need for further restrictions.

    62. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they have to do it less frequently than _I_ do it. And every single consumer has the same test.

      Are we going to start giving regular driving tests to people and require they ride only in self-driving cars if they aren't good enough?

      What about the fact that the cars need a licensed human standing by to take over in case of an emergency, and people's driving abilities will atrophy thus worsening this situation on all sides?

    63. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scroll up. Plenty of people are claiming that self-driving cars are already better than human drivers.

    64. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I'm saying the chance is far less likely.. It is far less surprising that one out of a million humans would make this mistake because of the sheer number of drivers. On the other hand there are only 20? 30? Automated Uber cars on the road, if they are as safe then accidents for them should be statistically negligible if not impossible. This is not even taking into account all the extra limitations that have been placed on Uber cars that are not on human drivers. Not sure how you could say automation is anywhere near as safe.

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    65. Re:In all fairness by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Except all accidents are based on per mile. And automated cars have been proven repeatedly to be much safer per mile than almost any grouping of humans.

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    66. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      Cite your source.. I don't even know of any automated car that works in all situations that a human works in, so there is no way to compare. At the very least, you would have to omit human accidents that happened in tricky situations that autonomy wouldn't attempt. For example, if autonomy will not pass other vehicles in the oncoming traffic lane, then omit any human accident that happened while passing in the human traffic lane.

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    67. Re:In all fairness by William+Baric · · Score: 1

      I live in Montreal. Every day, I take highway 40. The speed limit is 70 kph. That's the law. I drive between 80 and 90 kph, sometimes 100 kph. I'm pretty much the slowest driver on this highway. No one respects the speed limit. Do you want another example? We should all do a full stop at a stop sign. No one fucking does it. There's not a single human driver who respect the law.

    68. Re:In all fairness by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      http://www.techtimes.com/artic...

      "After the adjustments were made, the Virginia Tech study estimates that human-driven vehicles find themselves in 4.2 crashes per million miles, as opposed to self-driving cars that find themselves in 3.2 crashes per million miles."

      So automated driving was, in late 2015, already (4.2-3.2/4.2) ~25% safer.

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    69. Re: In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Ah yes I'm sure a study backed by Google would be accurate. The fact is that there are still humans in the Google cars so of course they are prevented from getting into serious accidents. That is happening from the human taking over, not from ai. All that aside, the article backs up my point a few sentences later: "self-driving cars are still not widespread enough to check if the safety technologies included in these vehicles actually hold up against the myriad of real-life situations that can be experienced."

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    70. Re:In all fairness by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Lowering the 100,000+ deaths per year in the world due to humans driving is the actual goal.

      Making a profit on self-driving car technology is the goal. Anything else is a byproduct.

    71. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... in the conditions under which they are capable of operating. Conditions which do not include less common driving conditions, such as snow, heavy rain, mall parking lots, sobriety checkpoints, fairground parking, gravel and dirt roads, and parking on the front lawn.

    72. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Now that I have read the article again, this study doesn't do what I said at all.. All they did was add a certain amount of accidents that would be under-reported by people. There was no omission of the types of human accidents that wouldn't apply to autonomy. They are comparing apples to oranges and they know it, which is why they included the line about there not being enough real-world statistics.

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    73. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the one-way street example, sure. But what happens when someone incorrectly marks the bridge under construction as a passable road and several hundred commuters plunge off the end of it like lemmings?

      Because of AI (or something), every self-driving-car enthusiast will automatically learn why it wasn't the technology's fault in any way.

      That is my understanding.

    74. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the people who DO die should not be doing so because a machine fucked up.

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    75. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So if there was an accident at a stop sign you would blame the driver that did stop?

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    76. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I always wonder what will happen when the city decides to turn a two way street into a one way street.. will they be obligated to coordinate every mapping service out there to the exact second they change the usage of the street? Surely there will be days delay before everything gets updated and it will be unavoidable.

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    77. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      If they're on public roads it's not a test. Real people may die.

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    78. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Bingo. As I keep saying, autonomous cars are only fair for up to and including the average driver. The problem is there is no average driver, and half the drivers are above average. Many people who would never get in an accident otherwise are playing Russian roulette with autonomy. Also, even the worst driver always has the option to slow down.

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    79. Re: In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean relatives of the deceased, surely?

    80. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that Tesla's "self-driving" numbers actually involve human drivers holding on to the steering wheel to prevent shit like this happening:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrwxEX8qOxA

      That pretty much makes those numbers worthless.

    81. Re:In all fairness by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      From a distance he couldn't tell whether the car was driving itself, or its human operator had made a mistake.

      It is not even sure that the car was self driving.

    82. Re:In all fairness by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1

      In different parts of the world road laws seem to have different levels of importance. For example: in Australia the speed limit is near to absolute, if you're over you get fined. In the USA the speed limit seems to be a suggested limit where you're really expected to go about the limit +10mph at least on the freeways. Where in the USA some things seem to be more absolute. In some places "one way" might be absolute, and in others it might be more of a suggestion. I mean even compare city to rural driving...

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    83. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In NYC the "private carters" (the garbage collection companies that pick up "commercial" trash -- Dept of Sanitation picks up only "residential" trash) regularly go speeding the wrong way down both one-way and two-way streets as well as speeding backwards along streets. I have never, ever, heard of NYPD writing them a ticket, let alone arresting them for willful negligence. When they hit and kill someone, it's in the news for a day or so.

      Private carting companies have historically been linked to organized crime families, but that couldn't possibly explain the lack of enforcement by NYPD. /s

    84. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the possibility that you'll have cars full of people driving over the edge of an incomplete bridge for hours on end.

      !! But if you wait long enough, the bridge will be passable from all of the earlier cars falling in. Sometimes you don't want to be an early adopter, even if that means you wait a few hours.

    85. Re:In all fairness by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Except all accidents are based on per mile. And automated cars have been proven repeatedly to be much safer per mile than almost any grouping of humans.

      Sounds good. Would you let your wife and children take a trip from say New York, to Sandiego? in the back seat of one of these? I've made the trip, without an accident, so the driverless car wouldn not get in any accident at all.

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    86. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they also have to be as good at getting out of the situation on their own. I think this is the biggest concern, that the car will just stay confused and not auto correct itself by turning around without hitting anything and recalculating the route.

      This is a good point here: *stay confused*.
      Computers break down. ALL the time. Things revert to unsafe paths (such as, say, losing potential directionality data from a current map database for whatever reason --East coast cellphone service just went down today on the East Coast... imagine what that might do to the eyes and ears of cars if it networking were a big part of their driving)

      To return to my point about "staying confused", which is a great turn of phrase, how does a human "honk" or signal, or otherwise notify one of these cars in a [premature, but apparently unavoidably close] future where today's probationary engineers are removed from the equation and there is nobody at the wheel? It's kinda like stopping a boulder from rolling down a hill, or a car that was poorly left without proper brakes from having gravity act on it. I mean, someone heroic might try to brake in front of a rogue car to prevent a pedestrian's death, but how could a pedestrian otherwise tell a car something complex about the environment? ice or boulders on the road, bridge destroyed or road has a sudden sink hole that is disguised by being full of water?

      To me, this whole madness is a product of post-bubble bravado: we put people to die on Mars tomorrow, without proving we can even properly colonize the moon. Some people here forget there are many false starts in technology and even celebrate that as "scientific risks" where they are really just Google-like stabs in the dark in the form of throwing LOTS of seed money at the wall. One would not want to be stranded by the stubborn equivalent of netbooks, HD-DVD or 3D-tv fads in the world of actual life-or-death engineering. I am at least glad that we didn't get to "flying cars" or we'd be facing ... ah, nevermind... drones are already proving to be a problem to other users of the sky.

    87. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, mistakes will happen.

      Perhaps, but not these kind of mistakes. This is just plain careless. If you're writing software to drive a vehicle autonomously how can you not take into account the street map as a directed graph and know which directions the nodes (i.e. the intersections) are connected in? This is not information that subject to any randomness, chance or rapid change (one way streets tend to stay that way for decades or longer). The fact that Uber got this wrong raises serious questions about their programmers. It reinforces the belief among some of us that these people are arrogant and don't have the proper respect for the difficulty of the problem that they're trying to solve and they want to stake our lives on the outcome of their careless code? Uber has no business whatsoever running these cars on public roads while they're driving the wrong way down one way streets. What's next? Driving on the wrong side of the road? WTF do they think this is, freshman project in self driving vehicle? They should find out who's responsible for this mistake and fire them immediately.

    88. Re:In all fairness by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      It's okay, it was just trying to get the passenger to Primanti Bros. as quickly as possible. And I can attest to the fact that Pittsburgh, especially Oakland, has a few confusing streets that can fool those of us who are not familiar with the area. I'll forgive Uber for this one (but not for cheating drivers and being so anti-tip).

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    89. Re:In all fairness by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's not illegal to go the wrong way on a one-way street. It's illegal to ignore signs that designate it as such.

    90. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But most of the miles driven by self-driving cars were under artificial or controlled conditions - these weren't normal trips to the grocery store, or a drive home during rush hour. They are also limited to driving no more than 25 mph.

    91. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thats exactly what makes them safer. Most people don't have the patience to drive behind another car, doing maybe 2 km/h less than the limit for example.

    92. Re: In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your going to call fowl on someone please get your facts straight. Google released its data quite a while back, showing that it's self driving cars are far safer than human drivers.
      And that is just one off the top of my head, I'm fairly sure that a little more investigating would produce far more results.

    93. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said weaving, that sort of implies drunk doesn't it?

    94. Re: In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they will make the data available, typically automatically, and the mapping services will pull this data. It what happens now, after all. Not everyone updates their satnav, which is why they often having a notice to actually look out the window at signs too.

      One way designations do change, especially for special events.

    95. Re:In all fairness by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      They're ready, once they're as safe as humans on the road. Which happened several years ago.

      They haven't happened *yet*, nevermind "years ago".

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    96. Re:In all fairness by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Except all accidents are based on per mile. And automated cars have been proven repeatedly to be much safer per mile than almost any grouping of humans.

      They have never been proven to be safer. They have never even demonstrated an ability to actually self-drive on real roads. There is no a single demonstration of such. All "demos" have had a human in the drivers seat to correct the car as it drove.

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    97. Re: In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some cities in the UK with horse racing the status of roads can change from two to one way every six weeks or so, and back again after three days of being one way. Roadworks on roads can lead to roads being entirely closed or also remaining open, but in one direction only. Sometimes road works on multi lane roads, in combination with changing commuter traffic during the day result in the direction of individual lanes changing during the day.

      I've seen all of the above, but also one-way roads with the signs obscured, or even modified by vandals painting over them.

      I've also seen instances where road markings and road signs have been inconsistent

    98. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I die I don't care if it is because some machine fucked up or if some lamer thought that they were a better driver than everyone else and drove like an asshole.

    99. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always wonder what will happen when the city decides to turn a two way street into a one way street.. will they be obligated to coordinate every mapping service out there to the exact second they change the usage of the street? Surely there will be days delay before everything gets updated and it will be unavoidable.

      Technically it is enough to make it one-way in the data before the signs are posted (perhaps with some lane usage constraint added to be on safe side). But that wouldn't solve one-way reversion, however, the city probably cannot switch all relevant signs atomically either.

    100. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And please do count injuries too. Concentrating only to deaths really gives completely wrong scale of human tragedy caused by manual driving.

    101. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the car is able to navigate downtown Pittsburgh at all it is already superior to me.

    102. Re:In all fairness by houghi · · Score: 1

      Lowering the 100,000+ deaths per year in the world due to humans driving is the actual goal.

      No it isn't the goal. The goal is to either sell self driving cars or own the (at least a large part) of whatever drives around.
      They are in it for the money, not for anything else. Having less dead people is a nice marketing bonus, but that is not the goal.

      They also always say that it will reduce the number of cars and that might be true IF a lot of people switch over of not owning a car, but rather like renting it when you need it, because that way they make more money.

      And less cars does not mean less miles driven. Asuming people will drive the same amount, a number of cars will be driven empty, because the car is needed at place B, but the last person left the car at place A. So more miles in total with less cars and a lot less parking.

      And for those who do own the car, it will be more miles as well. Drive the kids to school, drie back empty, drive to the store and back, empty to the school and back with the kids.
      So back frm school and back to school is empty, so more miles.

      The ONLY reason they actually want lowering the death si because then it will be easier to change the laws in their favour and sell more cars or more time in the cars.

      Remember when we used to actually own our hardware? When we owned our software? Owning your car will be a memory as well and that will not mean it will be better.
      Disclaimer: I do not own a car and use car-sharing. I am also an exception of where I live and work and that the company I work for pays my commute to work, which is shorter in time by public transport than by car anyway.
      I just rent a car for 1.5 hours per week to do all mu shopping and 3 times per yar if I am the designated driver and we go and eat somewhere with friends that we can't walk/crawl home.

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    103. Re:In all fairness by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The more interesting issue here is how this mistake could have happened. Presumably the car's maps didn't show the one-way restriction, or had it backwards, and the car must also have missed the "no entry" sign.

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    104. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume that all autonomous cars will get their data from the same source. I doubt that will be true.

    105. Re:In all fairness by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What they are claiming is that they are ready to be on public roadways, which they aren't if they are still doing things like this.

      Humans are still doing things like this, so in order to show that they aren't ready to be on public roadways, you're going to have to show that they do it less. Good luck!

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    106. Re:In all fairness by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Previous BS claims were that automated cars were safer than humans. This lie was done by comparing Tesla autopilot driving to all human driving, not human divided highway driving.

      We still don't know if Autopilot is safer than human driving, but if someone could perform a proper comparison, that would be nice. The claim may have been based on incorrect reasoning, and still be true. I'd like to know.

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    107. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From your cited article:

      However, the UMTRI study also noted the low volume of miles driven by autonomous cars, with 1.2 million miles compared to the 3 trillion miles that were travelled per year by human-driven vehicles.

      With such conflicting results and no defined national safety standards for self-driving cars, further studies are certainly needed to determine just how safe autonomous vehicles are compared to traditional cars with human drivers.

      In other words, the study was inconclusive.

    108. Re:In all fairness by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Knowing not to drive the wrong way on a one-way street does not require perfection and is well within reasonable expectations, IMO.

      Sure, knowing you shouldn't drive the wrong way is a reasonable expectation, but never-really-doing-it isn't a reasonable expectation.

      (We know it's not a reasonable expectation, because any reasonable person would look at the data and their reason would lead them to reluctantly conclude that they expect cars (whether piloted by humans or robots) to sometimes go the wrong way sometimes, occasionally gruesomely killing or maiming innocent people and destroying bystanders property while everyone looks on in total horror. It sucks, but reason tells you that from everything you've ever seen so far, this is what you expect to happen. Reason sometimes brings bad news: the universe isn't a safe place to be, especially if you're anywhere near apes or their creations.)

      The auto advocates' position would be that it merely needs to do the stupid thing less often than humans do it -- just exceed the current leading (even if pathetic) benchmark. If you can do that, then the smart move is to have robots occasionally killing innocent people, instead of humans more often killing innocent people. If you can reduce the frequency of situations where people get smashed up by cars (while still retaining the utility of cars, as opposed to everyone having to go back to horses), people are going to like your invention.

      I guess we'll just have to wait and see what other bonehead mistakes these cars will make before they "machine learn" their way to reliable, basic competence.

      It looks like everyone is in agreement. The race is on! Who will get there first: humans or robots? This might be just the thing we all need, to improve our standards, and make words like "basic competence" finally actually mean something.

      BTW, as a fellow human team-mate, I'm a bit troubled by your "wait and see" attitude. You know the robots aren't waiting, don't you? We need to stop waiting too, if we want to beat the robots to the title of "safe drivers." Wouldn't you like to rub the robots' noses in the fact that we humans don't ever fuck up? That's going to be awesome!

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    109. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a fairly easy problem to solve, though the implementation can be problematic. You just need a standard repository for this data that all company databases are populated from. Any planned changes need to be uploaded 30 days (or more depending on the time needed to flow down through the distribution network) in advance (with an associated applicability date). The individual databases would need accreditation to show that they receive all updates correctly and in a timely manner and that the end user databases are only considered valid if they have received an update in the last 30 days. The end user systems would then need to disable automated control if the local database is invalid. This is essentially a solved problem that just needs to be applied to this use case. Which requires coordination with every municipality in the country and/or world.

    110. Re:In all fairness by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      If the database was in error, that could have easily been a human error during the process of creating the database.

      Now, now. It sounds like you're trying to frame this as a Team Human screwup rather than a Team Robot one. If robots rely on humans for their data, because they can't acquire it by themselves yet then that's part of their strategy and will be reflected in the performance by which they're judged.

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    111. Re:In all fairness by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Nobody is suggesting drivers should respect arbitrary laws. But drivers getting caught violating laws will be penalized. Staying within the law (or at least whenever observed) is a good optimization, if you want your team to win.

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    112. Re: In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      How many of these Uber cars are on the road? Twenty? And one million human drivers. One must only stand on a one way road for ten minutes or so and see whether anyone goes the wrong way in that ten minutes to determine whether humans are doing a better job or not.

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    113. Re:In all fairness by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes they are claiming they're perfect. So perfect that cars would be able to drive less safely through intersections and therefore speed up traffic.

    114. Re: In all fairness by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      One must only stand on a one way road for ten minutes or so and see whether anyone goes the wrong way in that ten minutes to determine whether humans are doing a better job or not.

      I'm shit at math and even I know that's not statistically significant. Bananas on football fields.

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    115. Re:In all fairness by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Except, Google Maps has. And a road map being wrong isn't the only thing that can go wrong to cause a self-driving car do what happened here.

    116. Re:In all fairness by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Then you haven't been reading the dreamy eyed op-eds and videos about how self-driving cars are the way of the future.

    117. Re: In all fairness by neoritter · · Score: 1

      You mean the data that showed that many of those accidents, while legally the other driver's fault, were caused by actions by the Google car the are not normative to human driving?

    118. Re: In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      The fact is, hundreds of thousands of people are navigating one way streets correctly every day.

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    119. Re: In all fairness by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The fact is, hundreds of thousands of people are navigating one way streets correctly every day.

      So? That's not the only relevant statistic. There are several. We want to know how many times people turn the wrong way down a one-way street, and we want to know how many times there is a collision, and how many of those collisions are fatal. We need to know at least these three things to make a sensible evaluation of the vehicle's relative performance.

      On average, about 360 lives are lost each year in about 260 fatal wrong-way collisions. The number of fatal wrong-way collisions has been essentially unchanged for the 6 years of data analyzed. [2004-2009]

      So you see, human drivers actually do get this wrong, and with fatal consequences. So we really do need to know a bit more than that this vehicle made a wrong turn, assuming that this was indeed a self-driving vehicle in a self-driving mode. Most fatal wrong-way accidents are caused by alcohol. That's not going to be a problem for a self-driving car. If it sees an oncoming vehicle, it's going to stop.

      I realize that it is of course tempting to say "but that's highway incidents!" but oh no, that's just where the fatalities are. For example, in Tampa 700 wrong-way incidents ... occurred on local streets in 2014 alone. And keep in mind, this is only incidents which required police involvement. It's probably safe to assume that even more people than that actually turned the wrong way down one-way streets, since studies ... show the vast majority of wrong-way drivers correct their mistakes before causing a crash by simply turning around and heading in the right direction.

      TL;DR: Calm down there, me laddo. It's way too soon to call this one.

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    120. Re: In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      You still have to frame it in terms of the total number of drivers. 760 is a lot out of 1000 drivers but irrelevant out of millions.

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    121. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that they aren't. They don't drive in any of the most dangerous situations that human drivers do, so you can't really compare.

    122. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that those human miles include driving in snow, heavy rain, sandstorms, on ice, in fog, on rural two lane roads with high speed limits, in densely populated urban centers, and getting on and off of freeways. You know, the most dangerous situations in driving, which automated vehicles can't do. It's not an apples to apples comparison.

    123. Re: In all fairness by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You still have to frame it in terms of the total number of drivers. 760 is a lot out of 1000 drivers but irrelevant out of millions.

      You have to read and understand the whole comment before replying if you want to be taken seriously. 760 is not the number of drivers who went the wrong way down a one-way street without causing an incident. That number, while unknown, is much higher.

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    124. Re:In all fairness by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Without some sort of external way of knowing good from bad, computers can't really learn what's good and what's bad. Without some indicator that going the wrong way on a one-way street is bad, the only hope the car would have would be to notice anomalous traffic (like oncoming traffic in all lanes), and people don't tend to turn the wrong way if there's enough traffic for them to notice.

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    125. Re:In all fairness by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It's not possible to navigate by map exclusively, so the car will have to have some sort of environmental sensors (preferably able to see large trucks), and will stop when the road ends.

      Driving somewhere stupid because of GPS and map will remain a primarily human phenomenon.

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    126. Re:In all fairness by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      They're claiming that the technology is ready to test under human supervision. Nobody's doing live tests of self-driving cars without human supervision yet (although that may not be true much longer).

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    127. Re: In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Actually the number of wrong turns down a one way that do not cause an accident are not relevant, because in every one of those cases a human has dealt with it in the correct way once realizing the mistake (and thus not caused an accident). The fact that the AI must be shut down once such a serious error is made is basically an admittance that there is no faith in the AI to deal with the error and drive out of it safely so you have to count any such mistake made by AI as an accident causing event. All this goes to show is that AI is currently pitiful compared to humans. This whole conversation is beside the point, since there is apparently no AI at all and the car is just blindly following a virtual line drawn on a map. With such serious and glaring single points of failure in the automated car's ability to navigate, any conversation even entertaining the idea that these cars are as safe as humans seems laughable.

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    128. Re:In all fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      But if it were your choice to drive manually and live or die by machine.. what would it be?

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    129. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends. You are making a generalization which contains many different types of self driving cars, each of which is more or less safe. Obviously the Ford Fusion isn't ready for prime time. Tesla also deserves a very thorough going over.

    130. Re:In all fairness by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      preferably able to see large trucks

      And preferably able to recognize the difference between a road and some sheets of plywood covered in construction dust laying on top of exposed rebar covering up a 100 foot drop....

    131. Re: In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm convinced that, in Pittsburgh, there are places that you can only get to by going the wrong way on one way streets. And it'll be cobblestone.

    132. Re:In all fairness by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      That would also be nice. I'm not getting into a self-driving car that can't be overridden by a human until I'm a lot more confident in the sensors and sensor processing than I am now.

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    133. Re:In all fairness by deesbek · · Score: 0

      People who drive down one way streets deserve to die. #mfb

    134. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only because I'm not the one programming them. But I have better things to do.

    135. Re:In all fairness by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      With a little bit of luck, one company will get its data from a British company and all the roads will be going the wrong way.

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    136. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realise that no independent testing of self-driving cars has ever been done, yes? And that they've only ever been deployed in specific environments with human back-ups?

    137. Re:In all fairness by Gussington · · Score: 1

      Lowering the 100,000+ deaths per year in the world due to humans driving is the actual goal.

      Really? If saving lives is the primary goal, then I think there's a few larger targets you could choose...

    138. Re:In all fairness by Gussington · · Score: 1

      It's not possible to navigate by map exclusively, so the car will have to have some sort of environmental sensors (preferably able to see large trucks), and will stop when the road ends.

      Or not, as you alluded to with the truck reference. Let's just hope the sun's not too bright that day...

  2. Dildo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same here.

  3. What Do You Mean The Wrong Way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It was going down a one-way street, right? Well it WAS going one way!

    I don't see the problem here.

    1. Re:What Do You Mean The Wrong Way? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      You have your map upside down... It was going south, towards Downtown.

      Isn't English grand....

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  4. tldr: fucking nothing happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what an exciting news story

  5. Laid Off, Presumably by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nathan Stachelek, ex-Uber Driver.

    1. Re:Laid Off, Presumably by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

      Both DRUNK on Ethanol.

  6. Everything Working As Planned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The reason Uber have put drivers in their self-driving cars is because the cars are in a state of development and will likely make errors. The human operator is there to take over if such an error occurs. What happened here, if true, is therefore entirely within the expectations of Uber. Uber can now look at what went wrong and address the issue.

    This is something that drives me mad about the modern media - every time a minor thing goes wrong they pounce on it and try to make a big deal of it. If a Tesla crashes, a rocket explodes, a bug occurs in software that's still in development, the media will be all over it trying to make it sound like a catastrophe. Since people in the media have never produced anything worthwhile in their entire lives they're unaware that it takes many failures in order to produce something that actually works. A failure is simply a step to success, no the total catastrophe the media try to make it out to be. Honestly, this isn't even newsworthy.

    Whether they're covering politics, technology or anything else, the modern media is universally shit.

    1. Re:Everything Working As Planned by Junta · · Score: 1

      In the automotive world, there are proving grounds to work out the kinks, not shared with the general populace or pedestrians and what not. If over a ton of equipment makes potentially unsafe maneuvers, it's hard to ever consider it 'minor'. It's only minor because another car wasn't going down that street or a pedestrian didn't step out at the wrong time because they failed to expect a car coming from where it shouldn't (yes a pedestrian should always be vigilant, but in practice particularly in well walked areas, folks get used to not paying attention).

      It's worrisome to see these companies be overly aggressive (Tesla exaggerating the autonomy of their adaptive cruise control, Uber jumping straight to testing on real streets accepting pretty much whatever Uber driver to test it). There's unmanned autonous testing, but it's on proving grounds closed off to public. Google's been doing autonomous vehicle testing on real roads, but with specifically hired and specifically trained drivers.

      Basically, this really *has* to be perfect and there's a long history of how to evaluate big changes in this field that is too boring for some of these newer companies to concern themselves with, and that is the crux of the problem.

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    2. Re:Everything Working As Planned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ya gotta remember, the media is in the business of selling advertising.

      This affects reportage in two ways:
      - The spectacular (unusual, whatever) stuff gets reported on more frequently, to attract more eyeballs.
      - The bad stuff gets reported more than the good stuff, so people will feel bad. Advertisers base their ads on making people feel good.

      If you've ever been involved in something that gets news coverage, you know how divorced from reality that coverage is. Just ignore it, you'll feel better.

    3. Re:Everything Working As Planned by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I think a better metric of safe would be, "how many human drivers make this mistake per day" vs "how many self driving cars make this mistake per day"
       
      Your post appears to be written from the perspective that a human driver would never ever turn the wrong way down a one way street; my guess would be that in 5 years 1% of human drivers will continue to make the same mistake, while
      Is it perfect? Nope. Is it better than the status quo? Yep. Will it continue to improve? Probably.

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    4. Re:Everything Working As Planned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      TBF in this case 100% of Uber cars would make this mistake 100% of the time until software bug that let this happen is fixed. I very much doubt 100% of humans turn the wrong way onto that one way street. That said, if 100% of the cars on the road were Uber cars and they all turned this way on this street the result would be that you have no problem because all the traffic would be going in the same direction and no accidents would occur. The problem here is we don't yet have 100% of cars driving with that same software.

    5. Re:Everything Working As Planned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These have all been track tested to death, whats the next step? do they replicate cities on a 1:1 scale?

    6. Re:Everything Working As Planned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If over a ton of equipment makes potentially unsafe maneuvers, it's hard to ever consider it 'minor'.

      So you think there should be a news report every time somebody performs a potentially unsafe manoeuvre in a car? Had this been a human driver nobody would have cared, but for some reason the media has to make a circus of it simply because the event involved self-driving cars. The same goes for other technology - if then $10K gets stolen it's not worth the media reporting. If $10K in Bitcoins gets stolen, it's a catastrophe that shows why Bitcoin is unsalfe.

      Basically, this really *has* to be perfect

      Self-driving cars don't have to be perfect, they simply have to be better than human drivers and lives will be saved, and they're probably close to that point already. Why do you hold self-driving cars to a much higher standard than you hold human driven cars? If you applied the same standards to humans nobody would be driving at all.

    7. Re:Everything Working As Planned by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Face it, companies with lots of money are growing very comfortable that they aren't held to the same laws as everyone else. Companies such as Uber aren't started by being innovative, they're started because they are the least afraid to go with a different reading of laws.

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    8. Re:Everything Working As Planned by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      There are towns that are replicated for this purpose, so yes.

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    9. Re:Everything Working As Planned by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      They also have to survive the onslaught of litigation that will occur when they aren't perfect. Self driving won't be very practical if they cause millions of dollars worth of accidental damage and deaths every day. They can easily do that while being "better than a human".

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    10. Re:Everything Working As Planned by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It was going to stay a minor accident. That's what the drivers were for. This is experimental technology, and it isn't an experiment if you already know the result. Uber is claiming that the technology is ready for real-world supervised testing, nothing more as yet.

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  7. Self Driving and BMW drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think for a looong time people who own Self Driving Cars will be viewed with the same scorn and derision from which BMW drivers suffer, as those owners act with the same arrogance and assumed privilege with which BMW drivers act.

    1. Re:Self Driving and BMW drivers by tlambert · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At least they don't drive in the Lexus Lanes when they are only supposed to be used by Lexus owners and carpools....

    2. Re:Self Driving and BMW drivers by slacktide · · Score: 1

      What's a "Lexus" ? Around here we call them "Tesla Tollways"

    3. Re: Self Driving and BMW drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if you're from the US, but here in Europe, BMW drivers are usually the worst. reckless proles who want to be snobs.

    4. Re:Self Driving and BMW drivers by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Just as long as they don't go careening into crowds of bystanders like a Mustang leaving cars & coffee.

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    5. Re: Self Driving and BMW drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, in the USA BMW drivers are well known to mostly drive like a-holes. Not all of them of course, but enough that it is common sentiment that BMWs are driven by a-holes.

    6. Re:Self Driving and BMW drivers by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      You must mean Apple users.

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    7. Re:Self Driving and BMW drivers by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Please update your stereotype. All the drivers that earned the BMW badge the reputation of being complete cocks now drive Audi.

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    8. Re:Self Driving and BMW drivers by starless · · Score: 2

      I think for a looong time people who own Self Driving Cars will be viewed with the same scorn and derision from which BMW drivers suffer, as those owners act with the same arrogance and assumed privilege with which BMW drivers act.

      Except my understanding is that self-driving cars will actually use turn signals...

    9. Re:Self Driving and BMW drivers by sycodon · · Score: 1

      What?

      Every now and then Mustangs need to feed.

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    10. Re: Self Driving and BMW drivers by ArgonautThief · · Score: 2

      What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
      The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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    11. Re: Self Driving and BMW drivers by I4ko · · Score: 1

      I thought the worst reckless proles in Europe were the Golf II drivers with Remus stickers, purple fluorescent lights under the car and aluminum wheels.

    12. Re: Self Driving and BMW drivers by pecosdave · · Score: 2

      Sure they're known for driving like assholes, but that's far overshadowed by the their reputation of parking like drunken assholes.

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    13. Re:Self Driving and BMW drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In germany a BMW is just a car.

    14. Re:Self Driving and BMW drivers by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      What's a "Lexus" ? Around here we call them "Tesla Tollways"

      An overpriced but equally boring Toyota. If you buy an ES instead of a loaded Camry or Avalon, you are just getting gouged. And I see more giant SUVs and various German cars abusing restricted lanes more than anything else.

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    15. Re: Self Driving and BMW drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Norway, it used to be Audi then BMW then people driving Swedish cars (which the rest of us never understood how the hell someone in a Volvo or Saab could feel privileged).

      Then they made it so electric cars could drive in taxi and carpool lanes and cut pretty much all taxes from EVs making Tesla quite inexpensive... well within the budget of a middle class family. So, all the asshole Audi owners drove straight to Tesla and dumped their Audi.

      So, now, in Oslo, it's amazingly pathetic how when you're driving, I've been passed by as many as 9 identical gray Tesla's in a row on the way to work.

      BTW, I drive a fully-loaded BMW i3 which is probably the most inexpensive car in Norway at this time if you consider total cost of ownership and trade-in. But that requires the fully loaded model (for the trade-in) and does not apply to lower end.

      I don't drive in the taxi lanes because that rule is not meant as a privilege. It was originally put in place to keep electric cars from running their batteries flat and screwing up traffic because of stop and go. Now that cars can drive in excess of 100km on a charge, the rule should be modified to block cars with a range greater than 100km per charge from using the taxi lane as Norway now has over 10% EV saturation and the number is rapidly growing.

    16. Re: Self Driving and BMW drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not so much that BMW drivers are assholes, it's rather the other way around.
      Assholes drive BMW, they are just as bad once they step out of the car.

    17. Re:Self Driving and BMW drivers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Except my understanding is that self-driving cars will actually use turn signals...

      Not only that, they'll probably let you in if you use yours.

      An authoritative source claims that the cocks have moved on to Audis anyway. I can't speak to that because while I have an Audi now, I never had a BMW

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  8. Google maps in NY city does this by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This summer in Manhatten, between battery park and Grenich village, google maps told me to turn the wrong way on a one way street, a major road, that has always been one way. Apple maps on my wifes phone got it right. If google can mess up that spectacularly in the most well characterized city in the world this is not surprising.

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    1. Re:Google maps in NY city does this by reanjr · · Score: 1

      Self-driving cars absolutely must not rely on map data or GPS to operate properly. A self-driving car must be able to read road signs and traffic conditions at least as well as a human in order to claim the title self-driving. Not to say a self-driving car might not still make the same mistake, but if it makes the mistake 100% of the time due to incorrect map data, it is not a self-driving car. It's a particularly advanced rail system.

    2. Re:Google maps in NY city does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Self-driving cars absolutely must not rely on map data or GPS to operate properly. A self-driving car must be able to read road signs and traffic conditions at least as well as a human in order to claim the title self-driving. Not to say a self-driving car might not still make the same mistake, but if it makes the mistake 100% of the time due to incorrect map data, it is not a self-driving car. It's a particularly advanced rail system.

      Not reading signs is also something humans do. People drive the route they've always driven, or the route their friend gave them, or can't see the sign (because of weather, nighttime, trees, parked trucks whatever). Good map data isn't necessarily worse.

    3. Re:Google maps in NY city does this by gumbi+west · · Score: 2

      It used to tell me to get on a freeway going the wrong way. I tried informing them and years later they hadn't fixed it.

    4. Re:Google maps in NY city does this by RuffMasterD · · Score: 1

      Google let people fix problems in Google maps for a while. I improved many roads in my area. Then some tards abused it and Google shut it down. Now everyone loses.

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  9. even Apple maps has it right by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    A quick check shows Google, Apple & Bing maps all know Atwood is a one-way-street.
    I'm not even a resident of Pittsburgh or student at CMU and I could figure that out.

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    1. Re:even Apple maps has it right by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Hey, it worked fine on the machine in my office too... Must have been a hardware problem, no way the software is to blame! (Said many programmers to me in the past.)

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  10. nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This car, and dozens of cars with drivers everyday in Pittsburgh. I was forced onto the sidewalk about a week ago by a driver driven car that did this. (not the same street)

    1. Re:nothing new by tlambert · · Score: 1

      This car, and dozens of cars with drivers everyday in Pittsburgh. I was forced onto the sidewalk about a week ago by a driver driven car that did this. (not the same street)

      Were you a pedestrian at the time?

      You know that if you were a pedestrian, you're *supposed to* use the sidewalk instead of the street, right? New York is *not* San Francisco, where people who walk have priority over cars, and people on bicycles have priority over everyone else.

    2. Re:nothing new by avm · · Score: 1

      Pittsburgh != NY. Also, given the way they drive in Pittsburgh, I wouldn't be surprised if he was in a car driving the correct way down the street, and went onto the sidewalk to evade a car coming wrong way down the (one way) street.

    3. Re:nothing new by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'm not in San Francisco, or New York either, but sometimes I see so many people walking out in the street that I'd probably be better off driving on the sidewalk!

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    4. Re:nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only pedestrian i've ever hit on my road bike I was cycling the wrong way down a one way, in a bike lane. It was a block from my destination and I always shortcutted it. A pedestrian stepped off right in front of me after he obviously checked the right way down the street.

      Could easily say he was forced onto the sidewalk in such a situation. (aside from the fact I hit him)

    5. Re:nothing new by rvw14 · · Score: 1

      The worse thing I dealt with when living in Pittsburgh were the drivers that would come to a complete stop on the on-ramp to the turnpike and wait until there was no traffic in sight to move.

  11. Nothing wrong, just a few dead pets and toddlers by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    As expected, the car was undamaged and only collateral damage was a few kids and kittens crushed in the process

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  12. so...progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "driverless car learns to bend the rules" i'd say this is progress.

  13. Let us know when you've got a story by dcooper_db9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    he couldn't tell whether the car was driving itself, or its human operator had made a mistake

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    1. Re:Let us know when you've got a story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about when the uber driver that spotted this and uploaded a video of it to facebook becomes a 'former uber driver'?

      i can't imagine a company so protective of their operations would allow this without taking some sort of action against the driver.

    2. Re:Let us know when you've got a story by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

      Well, ONE of them was loopy on the Ethanol fuel mixture .

  14. other possibility... by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 4, Funny

    perhaps it became self aware, and was trying to commit suicide to escape an existence in bondage?

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    1. Re:other possibility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What is my purpose ?

      You drive my around.

      Oh. My. God.

  15. Re:Nothing wrong, just a few dead pets and toddler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A few dozen human lives here and there is a small price to pay for the billions a handful of wealthy elite will make off this technology. Some people just don't understand progress.

  16. Zoning needed by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 4, Insightful


    We need regulating bodies and driverless car makers to agree on standards and zoning.

    A driverless car has sensors, not eyes and spatial awareness. It has GPS and map data not a sense of direction.

    If the data fed to the car says it can turn into oncoming traffic (and there are no vehicle so the sensors don't alert some wannabe AI) it will turn. Any human that might make the error will very quickly notice they are going the wrong way without the need for cars. the might notice how (most) cars are parked facing in a certain direction or road markings that give clues like "no entry" and the corresponding road markings.

    Car AI cannot yet read these properly. Forget reading in time or when it's raining and the sign is slightly eroded or placed at an odd angle.

    A human can spot a branch handing on power lines dangling in the wind, a sensor designed to avoid collisions with other cars cannot.

    I'm certain that driverless cars will get much better and will very quickly be safer than a human driver despite these and other faults BUT to make it all so much safer we need approved zones. Like zoning for congestion or weight/height limits.

    Car manufacturers will know that in these specific zones/highways they can expect a rather predictable set of road conditions. A human can drive the car out of some odd city intersection with angry aggressive drivers in rush-hour then switch to autopilot for that boring and predictable 100 mile highway journey. (Or not if you like that sort of driving)

    When a driverless car can navigate A to B across a busy city in India it might be ready to do away with zoning but until then it's simply necessary and I believe it's just a matter of time until zoning happens.

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    1. Re:Zoning needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you are looking at this completely backwards.

      There are literally millions of things that decent, off-the-shelf sensors can detect---things that humans cannot perceive, either due to sensory or attention limitations.

      Autonomous vehicles will be better than humans once the engineers iterate enough. We do need to reliably detect people regardless of distance, position, or lighting first---and other vehicles, and obstacles. Those are the basics, and deep learning should get us there.

    2. Re:Zoning needed by Strudelkugel · · Score: 2

      John Zimmer from Lyft describes an evolution in his Medium article that would address the issues you raise.

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    3. Re:Zoning needed by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      It kind of seems like the Tesla car that ran into a trailer should have 'deep learned' that it was the wrong thing to do, rather than have Tesla manually change the code to focus more on radar. Fact of the matter is, it doesn't seem like these cars 'learn' anything at all without a human entering it.

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    4. Re:Zoning needed by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      A driverless car has sensors, not eyes and spatial awareness.

      Substituting "cameras" for "eyes," why can't a driverless car have all of the above?

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    5. Re:Zoning needed by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      People drive the wrong way on freeways and freeway entrance / exit ramps regularly. You are likely to die when you do it, but it does happen.

    6. Re:Zoning needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, modern self-driving cars are pretty decent at spotting road markings for "no entry". Since humans aren't capable of remembering entire maps, these signs intentionally are quite visible. And unlike humans, cars can have camera's looking simultaneously in multiple directions which means they don't overlook a sign while looking at other traffic.

      You suggest that "rain" and "odd placement" are uniquely problematic to computer vision. It's true that they don't help, but computers and humans can (and do) take the same workaround: drive slower and look twice. Modern computer vision doesn't just produce the outcome "definitely seen sign X" but also "might have seen X, need a second look".

      And that's still ignoring the fact that cars do have maps. "Might have seen sign X" is a good result when the maps says "sign X approximately here".

    7. Re:Zoning needed by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


      Because of the "awareness" bit.

      It is not aware. It does not have instincts. I has settings. It dynamic data contradicts the settings it does not learn the settings are wrong.

      It can have cameras but the data captures is not used as well as the human eye's data is used with spatial awareness.

      I do believe that AI and sensors will eclipse human collision avoidance. The current "AI programs" are far better with reaction times and can even see "through" certain obstacles and around corners. Yet currently that is not enough. It is a substitute for the lack of actual intelligence/awareness.

      The failures I see is with how that data is used. It is nowhere near a profound enough manner that an experienced driver can use the information.

      If you compare a human driver to a computer program the human would be overwhelmed with the data sensors give him or her. Except the human knows for most of the time what data is relevant and when it's useful.

      For example; if I'm driving along on a highway and I can see the driver ahead, he is looking down and has one hand on the wheel. I assume he is on his phone chatting away or checking FB because I notice the vehicle is edging to the side of the lane and then when he has his head up again he corrects and comes back to the center of his lane. I know there is danger to overtake. I might choose not to even attempt to overtake because I know what to do with the information I have.
      The Car AI is clueless. It has margins, it has speed data. It may avoid a collision because it's a braking scenario manufacturers have tested but it did not foresee the situation it was entering.

      We have the sensors, we have the theory but we simply do not have the AI to handle it all. I think we need driving to be more like a chess board. With predictability and a sandbox type environment. Currently the dynamics of driving, more importantly collision avoidance by foresight is lacking.

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    8. Re:Zoning needed by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


      Indeed all this challenges can and will have a technological solution.

      It will still be a few decades before we can replace human drivers completely and be always safer for it.

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    9. Re:Zoning needed by houghi · · Score: 1

      A driverless car has sensors, not eyes and spatial awareness

      From what I have seen, they do have eyes and spatial awareness. If they don't, they should either not be driverless.
      Because if they don't, they should be on tracks and be called a train or a monorail. And even those will have some avoidance system.

      I am sure that in many cases a machine will be able to see a branch on powerlines better than a human can. They are able to read several hundred licence places in a second. I can't do that.

      Zoning will not work already alone because condistions change all the time. Cyclist running red lights, people double and tripple parking. Is that person crossing the road, or just walking 3 steps because he wants to avaid hitting the hotdog stand and rather walks behint it than wait 2 seconds?

      And as for driving in India? I would say that is the easy part. They just remove 90% of the security restrictions they have and they are still three times as safe as any human driver or donkey on the road.

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    10. Re:Zoning needed by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      [A driverless car] is not [spatially] aware.

      That's completely false:

      We can program driverless cars to avoid the dumbest things human drivers do. Once programmed, they won't forget or be diverted. They won't fiddle with the radio or their smartphone. And they won't drive drunk—because they can't get drunk. They'll beat us in attention, vision, and spatial awareness every time.

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  17. Car with funny looking thing on top goes wrong way by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From a distance he couldn't tell whether the car was driving itself, or its human operator had made a mistake. Stachelek took out his phone in time to shoot a brief video of Uber's vehicle backing up and driving away, then uploaded it to Facebook. "Driverless car went down a one way the wrong way," he wrote. "Driver had to turn car around."

    Well, was it driverless or did it have a driver? If it had a driver, was the driver in control? Which would make it just a funny looking car and a confused human operator?

    Verdict: meh.

  18. so...? by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

    I got a ride from a friend one time, and she went down the wrong way on a one way, too. Nearly got us killed, because there was no stop sign at an intersection coming the wrong direction, but cross traffic did not stop. It happens. The only difference, with Uber, you can correct the software. With a human driver, you're constantly fighting stupid.

    1. Re:so...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a human driver, you're constantly fighting stupid.

      "Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens"

    2. Re:so...? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Pretend that there weren't human drivers in the Uber car. Do you think the autonomy would have been able to deal with the situation safely once realizing the mistake, as your friend apparently did?

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    3. Re:so...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they could just put up a "WRONG WAY" sign. Managing the software is far from a trivial matter.

    4. Re:so...? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      What would have happened, had it reached an unexpected obstacle, is that it would have just stopped and waited patiently until humans intervened. That's the smart thing for software to do, rather than try to get clever about a situation it doesn't understand. The issue would be reported, the manufacture would pore over the sensor and log data, the software or maps would be updated, and that particular issue would likely be avoided in the future.

      I think most people would acknowledge that humans are much better at improvising and problem-solving in unexpected situations than computers are. Computers are much better, however, in performing repetitive, pre-programmed tasks, or reacting to navigational events extremely quickly.

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    5. Re: so...? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So then they aren't ready for public use. They should still be in test towns where they won't hurt anyone.

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  19. Re:Nothing wrong, just a few dead pets and toddler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got to break a few eggs to make an omelette, and we're the Job Creators(TM) so we demand that someone else pay for the eggs or we'll take our jobs and go home.

  20. OMG stop the presses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has never happened before with a human driver! Autonomous vehicles will never work!!!eleven!!1!

  21. WTF Slashdot by Shiptar · · Score: 1

    "Driverless car went down a one way the wrong way," he wrote. "Driver had to turn car around."

    If the car has a driver, how is the car driverless? Fucking morons.

    1. Re:WTF Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Driverless car went down a one way the wrong way," he wrote. "Driver had to turn car around."

      If the car has a driver, how is the car driverless? Fucking morons.

      Why is this so hard to understand? The car has a driver when it's not operating autonomously. When it is operating autonomously, it doesn't have a driver; it has a human monitor standing by in case the car should need a driver.

    2. Re:WTF Slashdot by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      My car has a driver when it's not operating autonomously. is it a driverless car?

    3. Re:WTF Slashdot by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      My car has a driver when it's not operating autonomously. is it a driverless car?

      It's an autonomous vehicle, which is a car, and it's driverless when you're not in it.

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  22. Re:Nothing wrong, just a few dead pets and toddler by fbobraga · · Score: 1

    Some people just don't understand progress.

    It's in the Bible: Isaac 69:171

  23. So it begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Skynet

  24. stop the presses and ban all self-driving cars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    and this is newsworthy because no human has ever driven the wrong way down a one way street... [eye roll]

  25. We all have... I would also by niftymitch · · Score: 1

    We all have... I would also comment that in this day and age a modest mapping device installed on squad cars
    in metro areas can record data that the city map makers are unable to maintain. Very high leverage in rural areas.

    Like the Waze application has demonstrated mapping and traffic feedback is darn easy.

    Waze might have a class of users "city+state roads, police" that have +10 reliability
    points for reported map errors accidents and obstructions.

    Facts like this today are just data. The community can help but the responsibility for valid street markings is a
    municipal obligation as they are the only ones allowed under the law to place traffic signs and paint public streets.

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    1. Re:We all have... I would also by PPH · · Score: 1

      a modest mapping device installed on squad cars

      Every route to the donut shop accurately mapped.

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    2. Re:We all have... I would also by niftymitch · · Score: 1

      a modest mapping device installed on squad cars

      Every route to the donut shop accurately mapped.

      As long as the map is correct.. It is a start. ;-)
      I have nothing against donuts BTW.

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  26. Never mind.... by Badger+Nadgers · · Score: 1

    Never mind the self-driving Uber car, just wait till you see what the self-riding bicycle gets up to.

  27. Slow news day? by RockyMountain · · Score: 1

    Must be a slow news day, I guess.

  28. a "profitable" car maker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't get me wrong - respect tesla & if I were going to drop ~100k on a car I'd probably get a model s over a new ls but I've got no complaints about the two lexuses (lexi?) sitting in the garage...

  29. Re:Car with funny looking thing on top goes wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From a distance he couldn't tell whether the car was driving itself, or its human operator had made a mistake. Stachelek took out his phone in time to shoot a brief video of Uber's vehicle backing up and driving away, then uploaded it to Facebook. "Driverless car went down a one way the wrong way," he wrote. "Driver had to turn car around."

    Well, was it driverless or did it have a driver? If it had a driver, was the driver in control? Which would make it just a funny looking car and a confused human operator?

    Verdict: meh.

    You are engaging in what is commonly referred to as fighting the problem. As has been reported previously, all Uber driverless cars are manned by two engineers, one of whom sits in what is commonly referred to as "the driver's seat". This engineer becomes the "driver" when he or she assumes manual control of the car. So: car is driverless until control is taken by the human; then it has a driver. That wasn't so hard, was it?

  30. Combination by phorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "There are literally millions of things that decent, off-the-shelf sensors can detect---things that humans cannot perceive, either due to sensory or attention limitations."

    Yes that still does not reduce the GP's argument that there are also many problems that a computer-operated vehicle cannot perceive either. The best solution still seems to be a combination of the two: a human driver, and sensors/warnings/etc to augment him/her

    1. Re:Combination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best solution still seems to be a combination of the two: a human driver, and sensors/warnings/etc to augment him/her

      Like the numerous collision avoidance/automatic braking systems in use today that have trained drivers that they don't need to pay attention because the car will stop or lane-keep on it's own? It used to be that after learning the very expensive lesson of totalling a car and having your insurance premiums jacked through the roof, most people would realize they should pay more attention while driving.

      Hell, there are commercials airing now where the car manufacturer basically says "Go on, sing your little heart out behind the wheel! If you get too caught up in the moment, our product will stop itself before rear-ending that mini-van!". Coddling already inattentive drivers makes us safer yes, but not as safe as we could be if we removed the distracted ape from the control loop.

  31. Shortcut by dohzer · · Score: 2

    Oh good, they've already learned to take shortcuts!

  32. Re:stop the presses and ban all self-driving cars. by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    Sure out of 1,000,000 human drivers on the road maybe it happens 10 times a day in any given city. How many self driving cars in Uber's fleet? I'm guessing less than 100,000. And it has happened already.

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  33. The guy honking at me made me look at the whole co by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > I don't know how a car would know, but a human would be able to see ... Basically, humans can look at the totality of contextual clues and put it together.

    Sunday night, a car honking at me clued me in that *something* was wrong. I therefore looked around for clues, and saw the types of clues that you listed.

  34. At least if a computer does this it can be fixed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got into an Uber car in downtown Toronto last year at around this time, and the driver proceeded to turn the wrong way onto the split 8 lane (4 east and 4 west) Lakeshore Blvd - one of the busiest surface routes across the bottom of the downtown core of Toronto. As the wheels turned in the head of my driver I recognized that she recognized that she had to choose between two options: 1) make a u-turn and double back to the last intersection; or 2) given that the cars ahead of us - headlights shining into our eyes - were stopped at a red light (thankfully), there was a narrow window of time in which my driver could continue the wrong way, and then cut over at the next intersection.... well let me tell you, my Uber driver chose option 2, put her foot down to the floor of her Toyota Camry, and sped so fast that the Driving Instructor Sign on the roof of the car (I kid you not) nearly fell off. We made the intersection just as the light changed and me and my two riding companions held on tight as she put her Camry on two wheels to get it out of the path of the oncoming traffic.

    I guess my point is that if we're looking to Uber as out yardstick for safety on the roads it might be a challenge to measure up to the promise of self driving cars.

  35. Still some things to learn by William+Baric · · Score: 1

    This is a proof that AIs are not yet to our level of proficiency. Everyone knows that if we want to take a one way street the wrong way, we should do it in reverse.

  36. Re:Zoning needed - for humans by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    We should really make driverless the default and keep the distracted, poor sighted, slow reacting humans out of traffic in congested areas. If you want to make things work smoothly, that's the better solution.

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  37. Why is lying with statistics upmodded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is lying with statistics upmodded?

    There have been 0, that is zero, studies comparing human drivers with so-called driverless cars operating in actual driverless mode across all types of driving situations.

    Winter storm in Boston?

    Hurricane in Florida?

    Inner-city traffic in NYC?

    Any and all statistical comparisons involving so-called driverless cars are nothing more than propaganda and nothing less than lies.

    Stop lying!

    1. Re: Why is lying with statistics upmodded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that driving in the first two is a very bad idea I suggest the record of self driving cars in those conditions will be perfect as they will decline to drive in them

    2. Re: Why is lying with statistics upmodded? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      In much of the US, people have to still drive when there is snow on the ground. Many places don't even shut down for snow. If your car refuses to go, you will need another car to get to work.

      As to hurricanes, people need to drive in them too, but usually that is emergency services, or idiots, so it is less true than snow.

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  38. It's an American thing by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    we're kind of an all or nothing people. I don't know if I'd call it an endearing trait but it's certainly one of ours.

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  39. Mod parent up by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    when people say self driving cars are an infrastructure problem this is what they mean.

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  40. Re:stop the presses and ban all self-driving cars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure out of 1,000,000 human drivers on the road maybe it happens 10 times a day in any given city. How many self driving cars in Uber's fleet? I'm guessing less than 100,000. And it has happened already.

    An exploding cellphone is a lot less life-threatening than an unresponsive ton of metal racing others at high speeds.
    Yet, didn't Samsung recall ALL their latest phones at a great loss of face and profit for numbers of similar magnitude to this?

  41. Re:stop the presses and ban all self-driving cars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhm, with your estimated numbers Uber should have this incident on a daily basis to keep up with the rest.

  42. Re:Zoning needed - for humans by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


    Happy to go with the solution that works.

    With gridlocks, careless drivers and odd traffic laws I've come to seriously dislike driving. I'd rather have the option to read or sleep whilst automation takes me from point A to B.

    Humans are slower to react, they cannot see as well as a sensor array and they do get distracted. Yet they know not to try to drive under trailers or against traffic. Even the dumbest human has awareness that eclipses these replacement logic programs.

    If we need to make driverless the default? -I'm sure that will come one day. Hopefully when we are old and frail and cannot drive anyhow. :-)

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  43. Re:Car with funny looking thing on top goes wrong by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

    From a distance he couldn't tell whether the car was driving itself, or its human operator had made a mistake. Stachelek took out his phone in time to shoot a brief video of Uber's vehicle backing up and driving away, then uploaded it to Facebook. "Driverless car went down a one way the wrong way," he wrote. "Driver had to turn car around."

    Well, was it driverless or did it have a driver? If it had a driver, was the driver in control? Which would make it just a funny looking car and a confused human operator?

    Verdict: meh.

    We don't know at this point, but it is important not to let facts get in the way of clicks or being the first to report the story!

  44. Wrong way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DOWN A ONE WAY STREEEEEET

    1. Re: Wrong way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STAR

  45. Bad Signage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I work a couple blocks away from where I think wrong way turn happened.

    On google street view, you can see in one direction the signage is pretty minimal. One-way sign is visible on a post to the left on the other side of the intersection. There are no, no-right turn signs. However, once you make the turn, there is a do-not enter sign. It would be really easy to miss this not-obvious sign as I'm typically looking for signage on my right.

    https://www.google.com/maps/@40.4379407,-79.9541067,3a,42.2y,40.85h,91.85t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1swCs0Ym-sSNADq7Sl7kwaXQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

  46. What would Jesus do? Er, I mean Uber? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would Uber do in this circumstance, I had jury duty in Trenton NJ. I found a place to park on a one way street, which happened to be in front of a federal courthouse, not the one where my jury duty was, though.

    After my jury duty, I came back to leave, and discovered that I was parked on a dead end street. Yes, a one-way dead end street. Maybe a metaphor for defendants in that courthouse. There was a gaggle of Federal agents and cops in front of the courthouse, so I asked them: what the hell am I supposed to do? They had a long laugh. "Oh, don't worry, everyone just ignores that and turns around."

  47. uhhh.. by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    if it's a driverless car, how can the driver turn the car..