Patriots Coach Bill Belichick on Microsoft Surface: 'I Just Can't Take It Anymore' (techcrunch.com)
New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick is not happy with the Surface tablet provided to him via a deal between Microsoft and the NFL. Not only has he physically thrown the tablets at things, but he has verbally expressed his negative opinions of them. TechCrunch reports: When asked about the Patriots' headsets malfunctioning during last weeks game, Belichick instead took the time to let everyone know he's "done with the tablets." While he didn't go into too much detail on the tablets, Belichick essentially said that Microsoft's surface tablets are too "undependable," and there "isn't enough consistency in their performance." In terms of the rest of the sideline technology like headsets, Belichick is essentially fed up with the fact that everything always malfunctions and is impossible to fix during games. So why is the sideline technology so hard to get right? The tablets (as well as the headphones and all other sideline technology) are owned and maintained by the NFL. That means it gets delivered to teams literally hours before the game and taken away when it ends. This makes it hard for teams to test for issues before a game and to troubleshoot when something goes wrong. Belichick's full rant can be read here, which reads in part: "As you probably noticed, I'm done with the tablets. They're just too undependable for me. I'm going to stick with (paper) pictures, which several of our other coaches do, as well, because there just isn't enough consistency in the performance of the tablets. I just can't take it anymore..."
How much did Microsoft pay the NFL to force them to use Surface tablets? And how many times have they malfunctioned and been insulted by players and coaches? A LOT.
To top it off, the first year of the deal before all the negative press, the announcers (and players/coaches) kept calling them iPads.
This is one of the worst deals ever, for both parties.
Grow up, Bill.
Maybe, just maybe, if cheaters like Mr. Belichick didn't exist in this league, the NFL wouldn't need to lock down their equipment.
can't do anything else, either
They always work great on Hawaii-Five-0. The Lumia phones too!
If the IT team grabs the equipment after the game, they have a whole week (at least 4 days) to reconfigure and test. And I imagine, given how much the NFL spends on things, they have their "Field communications equipment IT Team" to deal with the Surfaces alone, never mind the headsets and such which fall under the "Field Audio Equipment Team". There's always a chance they've skimped on IT and spent it on extra gatorade bottle holders, but that would surprise me.
Has the NFL heard the good news about the 5ghz band? It's less crowded and more reliable than the in-stadium 2.4. Maybe they should check it out.
its getting ridiculous - it seems every time I turn it on it wants to do updates that take forever.
Greed is the root of all evil.
"It looks like you are trying to tamper with the ball. Would you like help?"
Table-ized A.I.
Modern aircraft carriers, the handling room, where they have an outline of the aircraft carrier, and use colored nuts and bolts to represent where the aircraft and other details on the flight deck, works better and quicker than the electronic version they tried years ago. They said the computerized version was too slow, which impacts performance on the deck, so they scrapped it and went back to the old way. Sometimes, old stuff works better than the new stuff.
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From the summary, the league owns the equipment and provides it to the team only during the game! So the users don't really get to learn to use the freaking things before the games!!! Make no wonder the users hate the things. They have to try and figure out how to use the tools at the very time that they are at their busiest. That's a planning fail on the part of both MS and the NFL.
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Used to sell these at a computer retailer. Surfaces were constantly crashing on customers in demos and at home. As usual with Microsoft, nice idea poor quality control. I think they get 98 % to goal and call it quits and ship the turd. You're better with a straight Dell portable workstation or an iPad. One's not as portable the other is software crippled. Can't have the it all.
That's a "Fuck You" Microsoft. -sincerely the NFL
Whiney Bill Bellicheat is having trouble receiving a WIFI signal from both the legal league feed and the illegal installed cameras and mics in the visiting teams locker room. Get over it.
First it was a sport, then it was a business, now it is a joke.
errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
Glad to see it isn't just the cubicle drones that have to put up with this crap.
Yeah but the drones aren't allowed to abuse/distroy the hard/software or equipment in a fit of rage. I know some systems I would like to do that with. (especial the f#cking automation software that shits itself every daylights savings time change, Oh sure the firm that makes it claim they have fixed for reals this time, twice a year.) but I digress...
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but I have to say that coaches like Belichick are the reason why the NFL feels the need to take such precautions. If they didn't, some coach would get the idea to use spotters and/or directional mics to eavesdrop on opposing teams and send the information to the coach, who would then relay it to the men on the field.
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The Patriots' (oh-so-fitting) electronic surveillance of the other teams communications interferes with the Surface tablets.
It's in the Oxford dictionary, run by the English. Seriously, though, you couldn't even be bothered to look it up before commenting?
Generic consumer product no good when pushed into a specific industrial use case, when product was set up in a marketing deal and was not selected to meet defined project specifications or to achieve a specific analytic improvement? Color me surprised!
I wonder if the coaches could actually get away with using real iPads? And/or how the League will pressure Robert Kraft to get Belichick to shut up?
Are they really the tablet's fault? Is it a networking issue, buggy client/web software?
If the teams only have access to the tablets for 5-6 hours during game day do they really know how it's supposed to be used? Have they been tested thoroughly?
"A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
He knows unlike electronic tablets, paper playbooks can't be large-scale hacked by the opposing team with no indication that you've been P0WN3D.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
The NFL withholds the sideline tech equipment from the teams until game day.
If there's an issue, the teams and their own tech people can only do so much.
So why is the sideline technology so hard to get right?
Because the criteria for selecting all of the equipment was solely which manufacturer paid them more to use it as opposed to who had a product suitable for the purpose? When your selection decisions don't include end users, or even an evaluation of their needs, nor do they compare the product to those needs, it's not a surprise when it doesn't do what your users need.
So, apparently, is 'unpossible' (https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/unpossible) - it doesn't make it a word you should use though.
Maybe Bill should kneel on the Surface to protest Microsoft's deal with the NFL.
Beware of the Redittor who loans you a Sharpie.
But why is Billy the only coach who seems to be having extensive, media-prevalent tirades about this crap? 32 teams in the league, and Belli-ache is the one who is the most vocal about issues.
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