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Apple CEO Tim Cook: 'We're Going To Kill Cash' (cnet.com)

At a media event on Thursday, Apple CEO Tim Cook said that the Touch ID on the new MacBook Pros will make it incredibly easy for people to do online money transactions. After the event, speaking to reporters Cook made a bold statement about how he sees Apple Pay. CNET reports: "We're going to kill cash," he said. "Nobody likes to carry around cash." He makes most of his purchases with Apple Pay (which is not surprising).Cook's comment comes days after Australia's top banks refused to support Apple Pay, saying that the company has been 'intransigent, closed and controlling'.

394 comments

  1. And kill the pro market... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with the lack of RAM upgrades for nearly six years.

  2. Sorry, Tim... by sconeu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But you're wrong. There are a metric crapton of us out here who like to carry cash.

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    1. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never go out with less than $300 in my pocket. Cash is King baby!

    2. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Does he really think we all want all of our purchase data tracked and monetized?

      Because no, I don't.

    3. Re:Sorry, Tim... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 0

      You are irrelevant. People will want this because of the convenience.

    4. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Introducing ... the Apple iDollar. Backed by the world's richest corporation, complete transaction tracking of every micropenny, forever. Simple, secure, the future. Just buy our next iPhone, scan your fingerprint and retina, and you are set to go.

      Apple and their leading clown can [_________ (deleted)] themselves.
      CASH is KING!

    5. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does he really think we all want all of our purchase data tracked and monetized?

      What do you think happens with credit cards?

    6. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That is one of two reasons this will never work.

      The other, is that the banks ultimately get to decide what cash-related technology becomes almost universally used, and just like the Australian banks, no banks will touch something they can't control.

    7. Re:Sorry, Tim... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Introducing your own currency is the kind of thing that gets the goon squad rappelling down from your roof and crashing through your windows at 3 AM.

    8. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. There are also a lot of people that aren't as rich as him that might actually require cash. This is so stupid, and so pointless. Another great Silicon Valley 'solution' (usually conceived of to solve problems that are exclusive to Silicon Valley, and only the elite there, at that), Tim. Real nice logic.

    9. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, I confirm it. When I moved to the US I was surprised to see so many people pay cash. I'm from Canada and I use credit card only (I have only 1 and pay it off entirely every month). Never carry cash. I like the pros more than I dislike the cons. So, I needed to adapt to U.S. payment style where there is often need for a bit of cash. Not to mention handwritten signature when paying with CC..

      Obviously Tim Cook's personal payment experience is US centric. But I don't think Apple Pay is much different than PayPal and Credit cards, especially for online shopping. The only difference is that he controls the device drivers on the macs and iPhones to give a small usability boost to Apple Pay.

    10. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Really? The OP isn't 'people'? I'm people, I carry cash for very specific purposes. Hell, you can't buy chips at a table in Vegas WITHOUT cash!

      Long story short Tim's an idiot. Like all CEO's enamoured with their own technologies who think nobody could ever want anything else he misses many fundamental points. Now, whether cash is a going concern in a 100 years from now who knows but just like 'self driving cars', 'killing cash' isn't going to happen over night & its certainly not going to happen just because Tim Cook says so.

      Hell consider the lowly penny. It costs more to make it than it's worth but it still exists, at least in the US. Canada killed the penny only recently and that's just 1 lowly coin of almost 0 value.

    11. Re:Sorry, Tim... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      You are irrelevant. People will want this because of the convenience.

      (s)he may very well be irrelevant, but there are lots of people, governments and organizations out there that are not. The US recently sent $1.3 billion in cash to Iran as part of the nuclear weapons agreement/hostage release, or what ever it was. The point being that cash is not going away. Drugs, prostitution, government bribes(ahem, campaign donations), etc. If any government feels that Apple Pay is going to take away cash, it will be declared illegal. Besides, do you really think the US, or any government is going to allow Apple to take away their ability to print more cash?

    12. Re: Sorry, Tim... by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. I don't even usually pay in cash and my credit card offers me the luxury of spending way more cash than I would ever like to carry around, but $300 is about right. If for some reason my credit card stops working or I lose it (both of which have happened to me before), $300 should be more than enough to see me through to whenever I can fix it.

      I've lost cash before too, but it's only cash and I can only lose as much as I carry on me.

      I'm sure Tim Cook has a different financial outlook and views on spending than I do. I am down to one credit card. I used to have two, but I never used the other one so the bank refused to renew it. I don't trust debit cards and I'm not going to use my (android) phone to pay so it's credit card or cash. Everybody still takes cash.

      There's a commercial that asks "What's in your wallet?". I'm curious. What's in Tim Cook's wallet? Does he even need a wallet or is there an app for everything from his driver's license to his credit cards. Okay, he doesn't need credit cards because he can use Apple Pay.

      But you can't use Apple Pay everywhere, can you?

      Oh right, the summary says he only makes most of his purchases with Apple Pay.

      I have no idea what Tim Cook is worth, but the idea that someone as rich as he probably is thinks he knows how the common man spends money is laughable.

      And I also bet he keeps some cash on hand, just in case.

    13. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just use Bitcoin! Screw Apple!

    14. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Falconhell · · Score: 4, Informative

      One valuable lesson from the power failiure in South Australia, was the need to keep cash. All forms of electronic payment wete useless.

    15. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tim Cook has people to buy things for him.

    16. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What do you think happens with credit cards?

      And how is that relevant to the argument that some people do like to carry cash around? If someone is using cash instead of Apple Pay then they are also using cash instead of a credit card.

    17. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Criminals may steal cash.

      Criminals will definitely steal that $2000 laptop and $800 cellphone you're using for all those cashless transactions.

      Cash can be used anywhere. Cash isn't tracked (much). Cash doesn't involve paying extra charges to the government for transaction fees. A power cut wont stop you using cash. A megacorp can't close down your ability to use cash (they can with Paypal etc.). Someone can't steal your cash remotely by guessing your secret money password. Hookers all accept cash (so I've heard, ummmm).

      In short the old style physical money does the job for day to day life. Other payment systems can co-exist, but a cadhless society isn't going to work.*

      *How does semi-blind grandma aged 90 use Applepay? Should your 4 yr old be given an iPhone to store her pocket money? Should the government give free broadband and laptops to the unemployed just so they can shop for essentials?

    18. Re:Sorry, Tim... by psmoot · · Score: 0

      Hell consider the lowly penny. It costs more to make it than it's worth but it still exists, at least in the US. Canada killed the penny only recently and that's just 1 lowly coin of almost 0 value.

      My cynical understanding is we still have pennies because the zinc manufacturers lobby Congress to keep them around. Is it cynical or realistic to assume every nonsensical government program can be explained in terms of distributed cost/concentrated benefit?

      Lose the penny. Lose the nickle. I don't even know if dimes are worth it any more.

    19. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      The other, is that the banks ultimately get to decide what cash-related technology becomes almost universally used, and just like the Australian banks, no banks will touch something they can't control.

      The day after the /. discussion about Aussie banks being against Apple's payment system, I saw an advertisement at a bus stop from ANZ for Apple Pay. It seems that some banks will be willing to touch something that they can't control.

    20. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      But you're wrong. There are a metric crapton of us out here who like to carry cash.

      And non-US citizens. I would much rather carry cash than a card. It's convenient. It's anonymous. It's universal. It doesn't need power or an internet connection to use. It takes up less pocket space than a card (and is physically more flexible). And if I get robbed it automatically limits losses.

    21. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A power cut wont stop you using cash.

      Nor will a DDoS

    22. Re:Sorry, Tim... by psmoot · · Score: 2

      My cynical understanding is we still have pennies because the zinc manufacturers lobby Congress to keep them around

      I just did a little research. Globally, most zinc is used to galvanize steel and make other metal alloys. Coinage accounts for a few percent of global zinc usage. If lobbying is what's keeping zinc coins around, that's really lame. The zinc industry doesn't need pennies to keep themselves afloat.

    23. Re: Sorry, Tim... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Tim Cook probably buys from Amazon and has them deliver his groceries to his personal chef and deliver packages by drone to his mansions.

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    24. Re:Sorry, Tim... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 4, Funny

      He also said "Maps will kill Google Maps" after the first release of Apple Maps...

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    25. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, cash kills Cook?

    26. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cynical understanding is we still have pennies because the zinc manufacturers lobby Congress to keep them around. Is it cynical or realistic to assume every nonsensical government program can be explained in terms of distributed cost/concentrated benefit?

      Lose the penny. Lose the nickle. I don't even know if dimes are worth it any more.

      And we have the dollar note because Crane Paper – the company that supplies the paper our money is printed on – lobbies Congress to keep them around. And in the mean time we mint dollar coins that nobody wants to use. And nobody will ever use them until they're forced to by removing the notes from circulation. Some of the tin foil hat crowd claim that the Kennedys are behind Crane, but if they are, it's a very well kept secret.

      So yeah, let's lose the cent and the nickel. Time to start rounding cash transactions, like they do in other parts of the world that have gotten rid of their small coins. And the dollar note too.

    27. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      that $1.3 billion was debt + interest we've owed them since before their revolution

    28. Re:Sorry, Tim... by msauve · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "People will want this because of the convenience."

      The convenience vs. using a credit/cash card which doesn't depend on batteries, which is both smaller and lighter than a phone, is accepted in many more places than a vendor unique RFID payment "solution," and comes with long established and legally enforced protections against abuse? Or simply carrying cash, which takes almost no space, weighs next to nothing, and is accepted everywhere?

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    29. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If I were to use an alternative to cash, it would not be with a company that's going to skim some off of the top, requires using only certain high priced devices, and was Apple. If I don't have the cash then I have the credit card. If I don't have either then I don't actually need to buy the item anyway.

      (Yes they're not charging the users they claim, but they are charging banks and that cost will come back to the consumers in some way.)

    30. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Cash is amazingly convenient. People only want this because it's Apple and their cult leaders tell them that they want it.

    31. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Darinbob · · Score: 0

      I use cash more than credit cards. Also the people tracking my credit card are not serving me ads. I get tracked at the local store but in return I get a discount which is an acceptable use for me. Whereas with Apple you get tracks, you get extra ads, and the fees are going to trickle back to the users eventually.

    32. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This note is legal tender for all debts public and private... its printed on all U.S. currency which is difficult to counterfeit. Like all printed media it cannot be remotely removed, remotely erased or remotely altered.

      As others have gracefully introduced, paper currency introduces anonymity that an electronic transfer can never provide that cannot be devaluated (see Bitcoin and other examples of other digital currency subject to epic.. irreversible theft).

      What I haven't figured out yet.. is how Apple plans to add to their profit model from this as they aren't currently related to Mother Teresa.

      http://www.macrumors.com/2016/10/25/apple-services-revenue-up-24-percent/

      Peace out.

    33. Re: Sorry, Tim... by DavidRawling · · Score: 5, Funny

      *How does semi-blind grandma aged 90 use Applepay? Should your 4 yr old be given an iPhone to store her pocket money? Should the government give free broadband and laptops to the unemployed just so they can shop for essentials?

      If you're Apple - yes, frankly, everyone should have an iPhone. Even the four year old who needs to learn about money by spending a 10c piece at the grocery store for a paper bag of cheap lollies. She definitely needs a $700 phone.

      If you're Apple.

      For the rest of us it is just a mindless statement by an out of touch rich white guy stroking himself (stroking his ego, get your mind out of the gutter) on stage for applause.

    34. Re:Sorry, Tim... by jonwil · · Score: 1

      I am an Aussie and I know a fair bit about the banks in this country. The other banks (other than ANZ) dont like Apple Pay not because of control but because they dont like the idea that they have to give Apple money out of it (something they dont have to do with their contactless payment apps on various Android handsets).

      The ANZ has adopted Apple Pay because it can use it as a marketing tool and a way to get customers (and it isn't as annoyed at the money that goes to Apple as the others are I guess)

    35. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Credit cards cost money to use. You don't normally see it so people forget that it's not free. But the stores have to pay to process transactions and that cost gets passed to the consumers. At some places the price difference is made obvious (ie, gasoline is usually cheaper with cash). So when I use a credit card it is for things where cash is more inconvenient than normal, or for large transactions. But you can use credit cards for most things in the US, even grocery stores.

    36. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are irrelevant. People will want this because of the convenience.

      YOU are irrelevant.

      When cancer comes for you and takes you out of the gene pool,
      the world will instantly be a better place.

    37. Re:Sorry, Tim... by rholtzjr · · Score: 2

      Agreed, that is the whole point behind cash, it is a currency to allow payment for all transactions both public and private. Emphasis on private!

    38. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I travel a lot and keep different amounts of cash in different pockets. I carry a larger sum than you but that's probably because I'm likely to make different purchases than you. Err... Some of my purchases can not be made with credit cards.

    39. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As another Aussie, who works for a (non big four) bank, I know that we jumped on Android Pay, and Apple Pay support is in the works. I agree,customers are looking for these kinds of options, to the point that they will switch their transactional banking to another bank to get them if they must.

    40. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because the extra labor required to handle, reconcile, and safeguard cash is totally free.

    41. Re:Sorry, Tim... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      When there is a credit card fee, I pay with a debit card.
      Does the Land of the Free not have any free electronic payment systems?

    42. Re:Sorry, Tim... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      If your Android payment app uses SecureElement, some phones will still work for payments with no battery.

      Unfortunately that's mostly Samsung devices and HCE appears to be winning the race as it is much more prevalent

    43. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Is there such a thing as a truly free electronic payment system? What company would build up such a system with no expectation of reaping huge profits? Even the bitcoin founders did it so that they could be at the top of the pyramid and start mining before anyone else.

    44. Re: Sorry, Tim... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      10c won't even cover the Apple transaction fee.

    45. Re:Sorry, Tim... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Nobody uses dollar coins because when you get four of them, it's a pain - they're bigger than quarters, and thus fairly heavy. And you can't use them in vending machines. You have to have a dollar and a two-dollar coin to make it work, just as Canada, the UK, and the Eurozone do. And the tipping culture of the US means that you need a lot of $1 bills - I routinely take $100 in ones on trips for taxis, bellhops, etc., and it fits in a nice, thin, lightweight envelope that's far smaller and lighter than two rolls of $1 coins would be.

    46. Re:Sorry, Tim... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Only a metric crapton? An imperial crapton is about 16% more.

    47. Re:Sorry, Tim... by demonlapin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A few hundred dollars in cash is always a wise idea, for that reason. My dad always told me to keep a $20 bill in my car's trunk as an emergency gas supply - today I'd make that $50-$100, but the principle is the same. When you get in trouble, everyone takes cash.

    48. Re:Sorry, Tim... by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It has nothing to do with tracking it has to do with freedom in a capitalist society. With cash in pocket you are free in a capitalist society without cash you are asking permission to exist. You buy nothing without cash, you only ask permission and a distant faceless corporation decides whether to grant you permission to access the essentials of life or starve you to death.

      Capitalism and cash or capitalism must go. I am not going to be a fucking slave to corporations asking 24/7/365 for permission to survive. Cook is an idiot.

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    49. Re:Sorry, Tim... by just+another+AC · · Score: 1

      Credit cards cost money to use. You don't normally see it so people forget that it's not free. But the stores have to pay to process transactions and that cost gets passed to the consumers. At some places the price difference is made obvious (ie, gasoline is usually cheaper with cash). So when I use a credit card it is for things where cash is more inconvenient than normal, or for large transactions. But you can use credit cards for most things in the US, even grocery stores.

      Tell that to my backup credit card bank.
      I have no other account with them.
      There is no annual fee on the card.
      It doesn't cost me a cent if I pay back in interest free period (30 days).

      Had it 4 years now, and it has never cost me a cent.

    50. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you high? Seriously, are you high?

      The government would LOVE to see cash end. You think they need to run an actual printing press to give themselves more money? What, they can't log into the computer and simply add more zeros to their bank account balance?

      Now, with all cash gone, if "they" decide you are a problem, they can simply freeze your bank account. No cash, no way to get around it.

      The end of cash is the end of freedom. Right now the government has no idea how much cash I have. I work side jobs in addition to my main employment. One they know about, one they don't. Side work is almost always cash. Said cash goes in the stash. Don't give me any b.s. about taxes. They get enough from me on the legit work. The side work is perhaps 5% of my yearly income. They don't know and they can go fuck themselves. Cash is freedom. They freeze an account.. I'm not fucked. I still have enough to live on for a while.

    51. Re:Sorry, Tim... by just+another+AC · · Score: 1

      And where there are merchant fees passed on, I use debit on primary account and still don't pay anything.

      Bank makes all its money on my mortgage.

    52. Re:Sorry, Tim... by youngone · · Score: 1
      Don't worry about it.

      This is a company that can't even kill Microsoft.

    53. Re:Sorry, Tim... by youngone · · Score: 1
      Why don't you?

      Where I live the smallest coin is 10c, our $1 and $2 notes became coins 20 years ago, and the rest of the banknotes are made out of plastic.

    54. Re:Sorry, Tim... by youngone · · Score: 1

      The ANZ has adopted Apple Pay because it can use it as a marketing tool and a way to get customers...

      And in a year's time when it is still the only Aussie bank with Apple pay, it will refuse to pay Apple a cent.

      Source: Lives in New Zealand. Has to deal with the big 4 Aussie banks.

    55. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love carrying cash. Why? Because jerks like Tim Cook can't track what I do with it. I will never use any payment method that has Apple, Samsung, or Google in the middle of it. Some things come at too high a cost.

    56. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cash is convenient unless you're trying to carry around a few million.
      Ten grand is less than half an inch thick.

    57. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A law abiding government would like to ban cash, not the current one or by the way it looks the next. Fixed it for you.

    58. Re:Sorry, Tim... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 2

      In Canada and Australia they have $2 coins too (both countries got rid of bills below $5) - and both have similar tipping culture to the US. Also, there's $2 bills if we're too lazy to come up with a $2 coin (Singapore does this) so at most we'd only be getting one dollar coin in our change, not four. All 3 countries have gotten rid of their 1 cent coin, so your pockets end up carrying less change overall. Singapore took things a bit differently, also axing the nickel and using a 20 cent coin instead of a quarter - thus transactions are rounded to the nearest 10 cents.

      The US is not special in this, this is a solved problem.

    59. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cash will be useless because those point of sale cash registers wont work.

    60. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Falconhell · · Score: 2

      Australia does not in any way have a tipping culture. We pay proper wages instead, minimum is around $20/hour.
      Never once had to tip anyone in the 46 years I have lived here.

    61. Re:Sorry, Tim... by ewibble · · Score: 1

      There is no free payment system full stop, cash or electronic, banks charge cash handling fees for large cash deposits, they charge monthly fees, and charges, they may simply pay less interest, they WILL recoup their costs and make a profit.

      Unless you deal only with people who store their money under a "mattress" some money will go to management of the transaction, even if it is stored under the "mattress" you need to pay for the mattress, and securing it. I also assume the government uses taxes to print money.

    62. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1

      The nice thing about electronic money as opposed to cash is that it stays in your back account until the moment that you spend it. Which is good for interest etc.

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    63. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet he doesn't use apple pay for rent boys.

    64. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If I were to use an alternative to cash, it would not be with a company that's going to skim some off of the top, requires using only certain high priced devices, and was Apple. If I don't have the cash then I have the credit card. If I don't have either then I don't actually need to buy the item anyway.

      (Yes they're not charging the users they claim, but they are charging banks and that cost will come back to the consumers in some way.)

      That's pretty hilarious.

      You claim you'd never use an alternative to cash by a company that skims off the top and requires using only high priced devices, yet in literally the very next sentence you admit to doing exactly that by owning a credit card.

      Visa/Mastercard have been skimming their percentage right off the top for decades now, and a pretty sizable percentage at that.
      Credit card terminals are ridiculously expensive to maintain, and sometimes even the initial purchase price.
      Didn't you notice the huge retailer push back for the new chip-without-a-pin card readers they are demanding retailers to buy or else be automatically assumed of fault for any theft?

      You sentence boils back down to: You are perfectly OK with and willing to do business with a company that's going to and has skimmed off the top and requires using only certain high priced devices. The only reason you won't use this particular method over all the others you currently use is that it is Apple.

      Oh and just to be said, Yes Apple is not charging the users as you claim, but they are charging banks and retailers and that cost will come back to the consumers in some way.

      If you didn't use credit cards now I would at least give you the benefit of the doubt that you're actually morally against such business practices.
      But this is nothing more than Apple hate, and while not irrational it certainly is hypocritical.

    65. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how is that relevant to the argument that some people do like to carry cash around?

      Because the original poster didn't mention cash, they only claimed that credit cards are the superior option because credit cards do not track you.

      The person you responded to pointed out the fact this isn't at all true, since credit card companies do use your purchase history to track you. So it is a very relevant reply, being a direct challenge to the only claim being made.

      No one in this thread said people do or do not like to carry cash, so what is the relevancy of your post asking about cash?

      It's almost like you still think a slashdot article summary was telling the truth or even factually correct, yet your UID shows you've been here for more than a week, which to me is pretty unbelievable you could think such a thing after never being provided an example of it :P

    66. Re:Sorry, Tim... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      When you get in trouble, everyone takes cash

      That is a quirk from a cash society. In a cashless society people stop taking cash. I came into this problem when I was turned down entry to a restaurant in Europe because I wanted to pay with euros. They accepted debit / credit cards only and I had neither on me. In some Scandinavian countries don't accept any cash, because it's very difficult to get rid of without paying a bank to take it.

    67. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      OP here. I didn't mention cash or cards at all, just that I don't like being tracked or monetized.

      I most certainly do use lots of cash and avoid using the credit card.

    68. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Required+Snark · · Score: 1
      Yeah, because "killing Microsoft" is a really easy thing to do.

      Since it's so freaking easy to kill off a company with a market cap of $467.30 billion (as of October 27th) I suggest that you just take some time this weekend and smash that sucker to pulp. You can post back here next week and tell us how that turned out for you.

      Or you could go to your bathroom mirror and write the word "Stupid" at the top so that every time you look at yourself you will be reminded of how useless you are. Just a suggestion for an occasional reality check.

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    69. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you're wrong. There are a metric crapton of us out here who like to be labeled as terrorists.

      FTFY, based on US law.

    70. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it would increase their ability to print more money
      as without cash they could go for -2% interest rates or worse

    71. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you can't use them in vending machines.

      Absolutely not true.

      And if you've been tipping strippers with dollar notes for the last twenty five years, it's time to start tipping with $2 or $5 notes. That $1 tip you gave 25 years ago is now worth less than 25 cents, ya cheap basted.

    72. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's far more likely that Apple Pay will kill credit cards than kill cash, because its usage is the same as the former rather than the latter.

    73. Re:Sorry, Tim... by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      "and both have similar tipping culture to the US."

      This is absolutely false. There is zero expectation of tipping in any facet of life in NZ or Australia.

    74. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody uses dollar coins because when you get four of them, it's a pain - they're bigger than quarters, and thus fairly heavy. And you can't use them in vending machines. You have to have a dollar and a two-dollar coin to make it work, just as Canada, the UK, and the Eurozone do. And the tipping culture of the US means that you need a lot of $1 bills - I routinely take $100 in ones on trips for taxis, bellhops, etc., and it fits in a nice, thin, lightweight envelope that's far smaller and lighter than two rolls of $1 coins would be.

      Donald Trump, is that you? No? Sorry. I was confused by the outright lies.

      You must be a real pussy if the weight of four dollar coins is a pain. And vending machines do take dollar coins. Not sure what planet you're on. And yes, I'm talking about US dollar coins. In the US. In vending machines.

      I suspect you're talking about the stripper tipping culture. You guys who visit strip bars are just cheap. You've been stuffing dollars into g-strings for years. After inflation that dollar bill is worth about 10% of what it was worth when you turned 18 and first stuffed a tip into a g-string. And for the other tips, twos, fives, tens, and twenties work just as well. If you're leaving a one dollar tip for the maid in your hotel, then you truly are a cheap bastard.

    75. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or not use apple.

      he is going to kill cash .. for 15% of people? who does he think he is? mastercard?

    76. Re:Sorry, Tim... by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      But any aspiring business wanting to stay in business will quickly and easily fall back on a paper ledger to continue trading during a power outage.

    77. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we understand, bubble gum machines don't take credit cards

    78. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government can't wait to get rid of cash. Then they can track your every purchase and feed all that data to the NSA. Didn't pay your taxes? No problem. We can help ourselves now. Have over $10,000 in your account without a good reason? We'll help ourselves there too. Civil forfeitures will be positively simple once cash is gone and everyone has a government approved credstick.

    79. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read it again. Stores pay a fee and pass it on to consumers. It does cost you in the long run.

    80. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are also a lot of people that have not been using cash for the most time for a long time now. Apple has nothing to do with it. I buy a lot online through Paypal and in stores I pay with my card's (not Credit Card) or with my phone. I pretty much only use cash to pay my cleaning lady.
      Having cash might be handy in the rare occasion you might need it, but 99.9% of the time it just sits there doing nothing.

      Apple tends to claim all sorts of things while in reality they often copy something, (sometimes) improve it and then pretend they invented it. Square tablets, are you serious? I am pretty sure Jobs thought he invented water and now the Cook clown claims something similar. I really wonder how these people can live with themselves.

    81. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What convenience? The phone battery only lasts a day and you can already tap on most credit cards.

    82. Re:Sorry, Tim... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I like stored value cards for this. You buy and load cash onto them anonymously. There is still some tracking of the card's unique ID, but you can share/swap cards and they don't have your other details like name, email or address to tie it to. Can't be used for targeted advertising etc.

      It's a nice compromise between convenience and anonymity.

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    83. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      For the rest of us it is just a mindless statement by an out of touch rich white guy stroking himself (stroking his ego, get your mind out of the gutter) on stage for applause.

      He's attempting to channel Steve Jobs, who Apple desperately needs back at the helm.

      But the thing about trying to be Jobs is this - you either hit the mark or you look pathetic. It's like a white guy trying to rap - there's no middle ground.

      Needless to say, Cook misses the mark. I'm starting to think that Ives might be a better choice for CEO.

    84. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would I want to carry a phone around with me when I have a perfectly good credit/debit card?

    85. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Tyrannicsupremacy · · Score: 0

      I'm just waiting for a headline like this "Tim Cook Finally Shuts the Fuck Up"

      How long have we all been waiting for him to fuck off?

      An acquaintance of mine works at an apple store, he says there's a new product coming out. It's a crappy little audio/music recording thing. He makes music and knows a lot about sound engineering so he understands just how useless it's going to be, but hehas to swallow his opinion and push the turd on poor unsuspecting customers.

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    86. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he didn't. The reason for Apple Maps wasn't to supplant Google Maps, it was because their license for Google Maps was running out and they couldn't agree on new terms with Google.

    87. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      Wow that 0.02% APY, assuming I have more than $10,000 in my checking account. So assuming I maintain a minimum balance of $10,000 for an entire year I get an extra $2 big fucking deal. In most cases it is an APY of 0.01% so there one would be looking at a few cents, or the amount of change I get from a trip to Chipotle that I toss out on the sidewalk for kids to find because a kid to finding a few pennies makes the day. Even savings accounts have shit rates now with the best having a 1% APY again big fucking deal.

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    88. Re:Sorry, Tim... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but there are still dealers who will only take cash. The bar I go to takes only cash and checks, although there is an ATM, which dispenses... cash. A lot of bars and other places are like that because it costs the vendor a buck or two per transaction if a credit card is used. Do you really think the banking industry will let Apple kill their cash generating machines? Banks make tons of money from ATMs.

      The statement is literally brainless; no thought whatever was put to it, unless you consider wishing for unicorns "thinking".

    89. Re: Sorry, Tim... by mjwx · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I agree. I don't even usually pay in cash and my credit card offers me the luxury of spending way more cash than I would ever like to carry around, but $300 is about right. If for some reason my credit card stops working or I lose it (both of which have happened to me before), $300 should be more than enough to see me through to whenever I can fix it.

      Allowing you to spend more money than you have is the entire point of CC's.

      Now I've moved to the UK, I'm quickly running out of reasons to use a credit card. if I want to buy a car, Faster Payments via my bank account is cheaper and instant. My basic debit card has a spending limit of however much I have in my account.. The only reason I still have a credit card is for deposits when renting a car or getting a hotel room, even then I just pay on my debit card.

      Between cash for small transactions, debit for larger ones and instant bank transfers for thousands of pounds worth... I'm covered.

      I couldn't get rid of cash even if I wanted to, too many things I do depend on it. If I want to park, more often than not I need a pound coin or 3 (a lot of parking in the UK is paid, I much prefer the validation system that is commonplace in the US), coin op laundries, buying a drink or a bit of food (especially from a street or van vendor). I cant imagine how much trouble people have to go to in order to be "cash free"... and given how much they mention it, "I've gone cashless" is the 2016 version of "I dont even own a TV".

      BTW. I do own a TV, even though I rarely watch it.

      Oh right, the summary says he only makes most of his purchases with Apple Pay.

      The only people I know who even use Apple pay are hopeless Apple fanboys. Apple pay is just a wrapper for a credit card, which is why they have the same limitations as other forms of contactless transactions, which means it's easier just to whip out the plastic if you have an allergy to coins, notes and low prices.

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    90. Re:Sorry, Tim... by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      You are irrelevant. People will want this because of the convenience.

      Unfortunately, you are likely correct. Most people don't think things through, or understand the implications of not being able to use cash. Personally, I use cash whenever possible.

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    91. Re:Sorry, Tim... by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      The nice thing about electronic money as opposed to cash is that it stays in your back account until the moment that you spend it. Which is good for interest etc.

      So, you get that extra .001 cent? Yes, quite an advantage.

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    92. Re:Sorry, Tim... by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Informative

      Today's dime was 1970's penny. 1970 prices:

      McDonald's Hamburger 12 cents
      Pepsi 10 cents
      candy bar 5 cents
      Cigarettes 25 cents
      Gasoline 25 cents
      Ajax Cleaner 15 cents
      Alka Selzer 39 cents
      Apples 14 cents per pound
      Bananas 12 cents per pound
      Bathroom Tissue 13 cents
      Birds Eye Cool whip 38 cents
      Campbells Tomato Soup 10 cents
      Clorox bleach 38 cents
      Dogs Food $1.00 for 12 cans
      Fresh Beef Liver 49 Cents per pound
      Frozen Vegetables 25 cents for 2 pks
      Ground Round 79 Cents per pound
      Head and Shoulder Shampoo 79 cents
      Heinz ketchup 19 cents
      Idaho Potatoes 98 cents for 10 pounds

      Miniimum wage was $1.40. So why is it not $14 today? And why do pennies and nickles still exist? ...
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      Stupid slashdot, those were spacers to make the post more readable. Now gone, idiots. Happy?

    93. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 2

      But he pays those people with Apple Pay, so his statement holds up.

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    94. Re:Sorry, Tim... by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with tracking it has to do with freedom in a capitalist society. With cash in pocket you are free in a capitalist society without cash you are asking permission to exist. You buy nothing without cash, you only ask permission and a distant faceless corporation decides whether to grant you permission to access the essentials of life or starve you to death.

      Capitalism and cash or capitalism must go. I am not going to be a fucking slave to corporations asking 24/7/365 for permission to survive. Cook is an idiot.

      This guy gets it.

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    95. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

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    96. Re:Sorry, Tim... by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Had it 4 years now, and it has never cost me a cent.

      It hasn't cost you directly. But you still pay slightly inflated prices to account for the credit card's transaction fee.

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    97. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Chriscypher · · Score: 1

      He misspoke.
      ApplePay is a substitute for physical credit cards, not cash.

      Those damn chip cards take almost 10 seconds to do whatever validation they require. Used to be: whip out card, swipe, sign and go. Now I find myself standing there waiting the additional time for the damn card to be approved.

      ApplePay w iWatch is now faster than swiping a card. It only takes a second or two to validate and you are done, with the added bonus of not needing the dig out your wallet at all. It's faster and easier. It's convenient.

      I wouldn't go out and buy a Watch for this purpose, but it's a slick value add.

      Cash is not about convenience. You have to get it, carry it, make change with it. Cash is a different tool.

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    98. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, that is exactly what they did, those that didnt have that marvel of tech, portable generators.
      In Australia, if you offer cash and it is refused, your debt is voided.

    99. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Word and Excel were what made the Mac even happen. Excel wasn't even available on the PC for it's first few years of existence. There was a time period where Micrisoft was making more for each Mac sold than Apple.

    100. Re:Sorry, Tim... by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      Australia does not in any way have a tipping culture. We pay proper wages instead, minimum is around $20/hour.
      Never once had to tip anyone in the 46 years I have lived here.

      Sounds like I need to move there. My current job goes away on 12/29. Any IT openings down under?

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    101. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was because S Jobs declared nuclear war on Google. Because of Android.

    102. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple hate is just a healthy response. If the Church of Scientology was at this time as successful and powerful as Apple, we would hate them as much.

      It's no coincidence that Jobs flirted with religious cults in his youth and early adulthood. He learned a lot from his Guru.

    103. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those damn chip cards take almost 10 seconds to do whatever validation they require. Used to be: whip out card, swipe, sign and go. Now I find myself standing there waiting the additional time for the damn card to be approved.

      You must have some seriously crappy infrastructure involved somewhere. In the UK, my contactless debit card validates in less than 1 second (probably about 0.5s from presenting it to the reader) for transactions up to GBP30. It really is faster than paying by cash. For pin transactions (above GBP30) it's probably about 4s to insert the card, type the pin, get authorization and remove the card.

    104. Re:Sorry, Tim... by boristdog · · Score: 1

      Ever been to Japan?

      Most places, especially restaurants, don't take credit cards.

      But many of the vending machines do take credit cards. It's a weird place.

    105. Re:Sorry, Tim... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Cash is amazingly convenient. People only want this because it's Apple and their cult leaders tell them that they want it.

      I like cash. If nothing else, it's how I budget my money as I only withdraw certain amount twice a week for most things. However, I'd have to say that most people find just handing over a card, debit or credit, for all transactions more convenient. If Apple can come up with a process that easier than having to dig out a card and put in a pin, I'd say that most people will find that more convenient.

    106. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will now.

    107. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Ever been to Japan?

      Most places, especially restaurants, don't take credit cards.

      Nope, never been. But I've hear Japan's weird. Most jobs, you don't get a paycheck, let alone direct deposit. You get a pay packet. You get your salary or wages in cash.

    108. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your gym instructors are paranoid criminals? Arrest these people.

    109. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, hear!

    110. Re:Sorry, Tim... by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      You must be a real pussy

      Donald Trump, is that you?

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    111. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Apple almost everything; I have an iMac, an iPhone, a Macbook Pro at work, and Apple TV. And I really, really do not want this! I use a mixture of cash and credit cards, and it's staying that way...

    112. Re:Sorry, Tim... by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      The only times I have not been able to use cash in America (in recent memory):

      - Paying rent (though my current place does allow this)
      - Paying bills by mail
      - Opening a tab at a bar
      - Securing a method of deposit (say on a piece of rented equipment)
      - Online purchases / identity validation (like for USPS mail forwarding)

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    113. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were possible, I would prefer to do all business in cash. Obviously that is not realistic when I conduct most of my purchasing and finances online. However, I still pay with cash whenever I can.

      I feel that Tim Cook is trying to fill in Steve Jobs's shoes by making bold statements and dictating trends (headphone jack, Apple Pay, etc.), but he is just not as good at it.

    114. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, even in a legalized marijuana society, the smart people won't be paying for it with their debit card, because they know at some point those big data transactions will be used to disqualify them from healthcare, jobs, and life insurance. So, in a word, bullshit Tim, you will never kill cash until you kill the human greed instinct to track and monetize the innoccuous activities of others for your own nefarious ends.

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    115. Re: Sorry, Tim... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      As a brit I can see a few reasons to use credit cards.

      1. If you need to borrow money short-term they are the cheapest option. You get about a month interest-free by default and you can get far longer if you have a good credit rating and are prepared to apply for a new card.
      2. Regularly using and paying off a credit card builds your credit rating which is useful if you ever want to get a mortgage and buy a house.
      3. The legal protections in the event of fraud are much stronger with credit cards than debit cards.
      4. You can often get various rewards for spending on a credit card that you would not get with a debit card or cash.

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    116. Re:Sorry, Tim... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      But for the most part you pay those "slightly inflated prices" whatever payment method you use.

      Indeed with the right credit cards you can get some of those transaction fees back in the form of "rewards".

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    117. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you haven't greased the right palms.

    118. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few hundred dollars in cash is always a wise idea, for that reason. My dad always told me to keep a $20 bill in my car's trunk as an emergency gas supply - today I'd make that $50-$100, but the principle is the same. When you get in trouble, everyone takes cash.

      $100? Must be a big gas tank. You American? :)

      My 2003 Golf TDI takes about CA$50 to fill up, and gets about 1000km to a tank (~45 USmpg), though I generally keep it at least half-full. My CBR250R gets about 200 km for each CA$8 fill up (~60 USmpg).

    119. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your holding your cash the wrong way!

    120. Re: Sorry, Tim... by corychristison · · Score: 1

      Canada had a $2 bill up until we came out with the $2 coin (known as the "twoonie"). My mother has a stash of crisp $2 bills she put away in the early 90's. Might be worth something in 100 years.

    121. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Timmy may be a blithering idiot, but you still misunderstood his point, the point of this article, and the post you were replying to.

    122. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont know about the OP but I keep a hundred tucked away for similar reasons, but it is to also buy a meal or two. Honestly depending on the situation it might be enough for 20 in gas (about half a tank for me), a value meal, a pack of smokes, and a night in a cheap motel. Or it could pay for 20 in gas, get a flat repaired, and a couple of meals and just sleep at a rest area.

      Its primary purpose is so you don't get stranded, use it how the situation dictates but I cant imagine me ever needing to use the entire hundred on gas. 2.50 a gallon that is 40 gallons and 40 gallons at 30mpg is 1200 miles.

    123. Re:Sorry, Tim... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected on the tipping culture in Australia - though while I was there it wasn't like it was actively discouraged (unlike Singapore and Japan where the reaction to a tip attempt makes it obvious that tipping is not a thing there). I'll keep it in mind next time I visit.

      Personally I absolutely despise tipping culture and would welcome any legislation that attempts to eliminate it in the US (for example simultaneously eliminate the lower server wage while also making tips illegal in the tax code).

      But this is tangental to my original point: we don't need pennies or dollar bills!

    124. Re:Sorry, Tim... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The only times I have not been able to use cash in America...

      Let me stop you right there.

      I was talking about a cash-less society and your example comes from probably the most cash based society in the west.

      As a counter example, neither my local supermarket, nor my local petrol station take cash, and yet I consider where I live still a long way to go before it becomes actually cashless. The move comes from the fact of the inherent quirk that it costs money to handle money. Counting the till, doing a bankrun, storing the float, splitting the bills to ensure you have change for customers, all of these business expenses.

    125. Re:Sorry, Tim... by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      It would be quite easy for anyone with a good resume in IT to get work here. You will have to put up with free health care and subsidised prescription drugs though, and leave your guns behind....

    126. Re: Sorry, Tim... by billdale · · Score: 0

      Exactly--- and 8 if was Elon Musk rather than any Apple suit since Steve Wozniak, I might trust the deal---, but especially anything Jobs or Cook could... um... Cook up, would mean something meant to make megabucks for Cook & Co., at the sorry expense of the rest of the planet.

    127. Re: Sorry, Tim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10c won't even cover the paper bag anymore.

    128. Re: Sorry, Tim... by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      The big four don't give a shit if they lose a few retail customers. These are the same customers who require customer service, physical bank branches etc. The banks only get about five dollars a week in account fees from these customers. They are at best a loss leader, at least until they get a half million dollar mortgage for an overpriced home.

    129. Re:Sorry, Tim... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      That's not even the worst of it. Consider you have your payment card, let's call it a permiso card. Your bank contacts you and is in dispute with the balance on your permiso card and shuts your account until the dispute is resolved. Now that bank is tied into all others and your permiso card is down. So drive to the bank, whoops can not do that, car is in a car park and until you pay you can not retrieve your car, no problem pocket change, oh wait no pocket change. So crap, call a friend to take you to bank, whoops nope, your mobile phone account is tied to your permiso account and is shut down until the dispute is resolved. Public transport, pay for that with pocket change, nope, no pocket change. You are on foot, can not make a call, can not collect your car, you can not eat or drink, you can not call family or friends, you can try walking a couple of hundred miles to the bank to fight or you can call them, the only call that now works on your permiso connected phone apologise and grovel and if the accept your politics, fine and if not, well you are well and truly fucked. http://www.spanishcentral.com/... definitely a slave card god damn awful.

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    130. Re:Sorry, Tim... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Retailers usually lease the terminals, along with a flat-rate for eftpos transactions.
      20 odd years ago, the customer's bank used to charge about 20c per transaction, but not any more. It's been around for about 30 years.
      The rent/lease model for terminals has turned out to be good. The only merchants that don't accept NFC payments do so because they don't want to pay the merchant fee. Every terminal around now has the capability. No banks issue cards without a chip on them either and the terminals won't accept a mag swipe from a chip card.
      Cuts down on fraud quite a bit.

    131. Re:Sorry, Tim... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      The money kept in a mattress loses its value due to inflation, so there are losses there too.
      Cash handling also has a labour cost, counting it, keeping a float, reconciling it, etc.

    132. Re:Sorry, Tim... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1
    133. Re:Sorry, Tim... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      You can open a tab with cash, you're just going to have to lay down more than they think you'll spend. I've never had a bartender not open one up for me with a hundred to secure it.

  3. Do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Closing the loop on cash transactions is just another way to ensure everything we do is tracked.

    1. Re:Do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly just like the "Gun Show Loophole". Define a Gun Show as 2 or more people assembled. Bam. No more private transactions.

    2. Re:Do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tracked and filed in a database, forever. Think the dirt-digging on current presidential candidates is thorough? Just wait. "Looks like candidate A bought a dildo back in 2018! What do they have in store for YOUR kids?!"

      And not only tracked, but controlled. If you get out of line, they can just cut you off.

    3. Re:Do not want by lenski · · Score: 1

      .... And making sure we *always* the banking transaction tax that ranges anywhere from 1.5 to 3% per transaction.

      The fuckers bleating loudest about "taxes" are dead silent about the transaction taxes they extract to buy supercars to add to their collections.

    4. Re:Do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Major 13:17 leverage.

    5. Re:Do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then they can impose political requirements on your business transactions. Look at how it is today. All online payment processors have banned 8chan's developers for allowing discussion about Gamergate, Twitter bans journalists for uncovering their executives taking payments from Black Lives Matter, Apple Siri censored search results for the anti-Clinton movie Hillary's America, the Apple Store banned the game Hide It Hillary and bakedalaska's pro-Trump game for taking the wrong side in the election. What stops the consortium that controls electronic purchasing to decide that you are not allowed to buy groceries or pay your bills anymore? Common human decency? That is long gone already.

    6. Re:Do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fuckers bleating loudest about "taxes" are dead silent about the transaction taxes they extract to buy supercars to add to their collections.

      Cause unlike taxes it's optional and voluntary.

    7. Re:Do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill cash? Doubt it. Act more like a credit card? THAT I believe. Try to get in on the action banks have had a lock on for years? Believe that too. Kill cash? No. Not everyone can get a bank account. Let that sit in for a minute. Now try to remove cash. Because fuck the poor? Right? This is someone who has not had to live paycheck to paycheck for a long time and thinks 'cash is stupid'.

    8. Re:Do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those fees needs to be paid all the same with cash. It's just that it is added to general costs for either society, banks or stores. Either way it will trickle down to the consumer. Only difference with credit card transaction fees is that they can be easily seen and that they are easier to monopolize (there are already many banks, and starting up a new money transport/storing/counting service is trivial compared to starting up a new credit card company).

    9. Re:Do not want by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      The fuckers bleating loudest about "taxes" are dead silent about the transaction taxes they extract to buy supercars to add to their collections.

      Cause unlike taxes it's optional and voluntary.

      Yeah, but you get to live in a society with modern services and infrastructure. Don't like taxes? Go live in the woods.

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    10. Re:Do not want by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Because fuck the poor? Right?

      Well, this is America so yeah.

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    11. Re:Do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Closing the loop on cash transactions is just another way to ensure everything we do is tracked.

      I don't necessarily disagree with you, but of all the companies currently floating around, Apple seems to fight for privacy more than others. Microsoft perhaps second, and Google's entire business model is based on tracking.

      If we're going with mobile devices, I'd generally take an iThing over Android. At least Apple tried to design Pay (using EMV's tokenization standard) to at least reduce tracking somewhat.

      I'm generally a cash guy, but recognize some advantages of Apple Pay as compared to other options out there.

  4. Says Apple, sitting on billions in cash by TomR+teh+Pirate · · Score: 1

    And maybe I'm a curmudgeon, but I like cash. Splitting the lunch bill with coworkers is easiest that way.

    1. Re:Says Apple, sitting on billions in cash by Guybrush_T · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I understood the headline as "we're going to empty our bank accounts" (buying another company / taking terrible decisions / ...)

    2. Re:Says Apple, sitting on billions in cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sitting on billions in cash"? What, like a Scrooge McDuck money bin where Tim Cook dives in every now and then?

    3. Re:Says Apple, sitting on billions in cash by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      People nowadays just ask to split the bill onto multiple cards (either via individual checks or if the meal is "for Jimmy's retirement" or whatever, by dividing the total evenly among the ones who are paying). This is better for wait staff since instead of one "tip is xx% rounded up to the nearest dollar" they get the benefit of the upward rounding from each subdivided check.

    4. Re:Says Apple, sitting on billions in cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the wait staff can get a slightly better tip when a split check gets rounded up on multiple cards, they don't usually see that tip until they get their next paycheck, unlike cash tips which they can take home at the end of each night. Cash tips are also self-reported for income purposes, while tip income on a paycheck gets subjected to the usual state and federal taxes.

      So be a cool guy and tip your waiter with cash, even if you pay with a card.

    5. Re:Says Apple, sitting on billions in cash by Malc · · Score: 2

      If my bank statement's more than one page long, it's too long. I hate reviewing the things so I like to keep them simple. I've had fraudelent activity on my credit cards, I've had cards stolen when overseas and struggled to remembered all the recent transactions when I've called the bank, and I've been a victim of identity theft.

      Budgeting is a lot easier with cash too, especially as you have a physical sense of it leaving your wallet. I'm speaking as somebody who went almost cashless and did even the smallest of transactions by card 15-20 years ago. I've gone back to cash because it's better.

    6. Re: Says Apple, sitting on billions in cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You insinuate waaiters would leech off money from society by not paying taxes on their tips. If this is really the case I will never ever hand over a tip in cash again. You probably condone paying people off the record too, maybe even sharing in the money stolen from society.

    7. Re: Says Apple, sitting on billions in cash by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      You insinuate waiters would leech off money from society by not paying taxes on their tips. If this is really the case I will never ever hand over a tip in cash again. You probably condone paying people off the record too, maybe even sharing in the money stolen from society.

      Seriously? As far as corruption or tax evasion go this is waaay fucking down on the list. If you want to do something about the people leeching from society, do something about the finance industry.

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    8. Re: Says Apple, sitting on billions in cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you want big tax cheats look no further than apple itself

    9. Re: Says Apple, sitting on billions in cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always tip in cash. Its money that is immediately theirs. What they report on their taxes is their business, but honestly why are we taxing minimum wage workers anyways. No one is getting rich on that and we end up giving it back in public assistance. Same with members of the armed forces, why do they pay income tax anyways?

    10. Re: Says Apple, sitting on billions in cash by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      That is the best idea I have heard in a while.

      I really like it. We shouldn't tax minimum wage workers.

      I like the way you think sir.

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  5. list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    List of things killed by apple:

    Headphones
    Escape key
    Cash

    1. Re:list by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Because it takes courage to give up anonymity.

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    2. Re:list by supremebob · · Score: 2

      Don't forget full size USB ports, DisplayPort, and HDMI connectors!

      One thing that Apple certainly isn't killing: adapter cables.

    3. Re:list by See+Attached · · Score: 1

      You forgot #4 - Apple themselves! Paypal and Amazon already killed cash for me. Oh.. and that Visa/Mastercard thing... I carry $10, mostly when I need tip money. How about killing taxes.. oh.. Apple did that already!!! Revolutionary? Yawn

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    4. Re:list by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      A booming business for molded plastic strain reliefs. That's for certain.

    5. Re:list by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Profits.

    6. Re: list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple helped bring the pc into the world and it is on its way to taking it out

  6. I love to carry cash... by RobRyland · · Score: 2

    I use cash for almost everything...
    The only thing I usually use my card for is the gas pump (because it is so much more convenient).

  7. They're too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cash has already been killed by cards.

  8. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL

  9. All he thinks about is money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the new MBP is any indication. Hardware a generation behind, a new blah addition, killing the cheapest portable laptop option, and charging more than the old product.

    They need a new CEO. One who is not a COO, but someone who actually uses a product every now and again.

    Doesn't use cash? Yeah, it's pretty easy when your assistants are the ones taking care of most of your needs.

  10. Hi Tim by nospam007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry but my dealer disagrees.

    1. Re:Hi Tim by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      Your dealer is behind the times. Mine takes credit cards and ApplePay thanks to Square.

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    2. Re:Hi Tim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who needs prosecutors when the criminals build the case against themselves?

    3. Re:Hi Tim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then your dealer is a moron with a paper trail to prove it.

    4. Re:Hi Tim by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I just came back from Copenhagen. The drug dealers in the shanty town of Christiania had wireless paywave machines, and the street vendor I bought a coffee from processed the transaction with a device plugged into a surface tablet.

      Cash is so 26th of October 2016.

    5. Re:Hi Tim by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Well... in the event of a cashless system, I am sure that dealers would adapt and start taking gift cards or pre-paid credit cards.

      Anyway, just because it can be proved that you gave money directly to a dealer, that still doesn't prove you bought drugs....

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  11. There's something else he's going to kill - Apple by JoeyRox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Six years into his CEO tenure and all we keep getting is promises about the great products Apple has in the pipeline. That pipeline must be long enough to stretch to the moon because we haven't seen anything great since he's been in charge.

  12. Bleh by Quirkz · · Score: 1

    I *like* cash for many things.

    Sometimes I like cards, too.

    Cards that get input into the electronic device so I can try to use that in place of the card? Well, it's better than writing a check, but is otherwise completely unappealing.

    So: bleh.

    1. Re:Bleh by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Banks charge a fee for using a credit cards, and banks charge a fee for Apple Pay transactions. So you're paying the bank twice to fill up your Apple Pay by credit card. And all that double filling up can be more inconvenient than the stop at the ATM. Not to mention all that wasted time trying to find a store dumb enough to take Apply Pay, and time wasted while the clerk tries to make it work and the line behind you gets angry.

    2. Re:Bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're on a roll of ignorance today, Darinbob.

      The fee charged to merchants is the same, whether the customer uses a physical card or Apple Pay (or any other mobile NFC technology). Apple's 0.15% cut only reduces the bank's 3% or whatever. And the banks (at least in the US) are happy to give that up because there is far less fraud when transactions are tokenized and the payment method is protected biometrically.

    3. Re:Bleh by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      No, Darinbob got it right.

      If using ApplePay costs the same at the till as a card, how do you get money/value onto your ApplePay account?

    4. Re:Bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If using ApplePay costs the same at the till as a card, how do you get money/value onto your ApplePay account?

      You don't.

      It is not a rechargeable debit account lie a prepaid credit card. You give Apple your credit card number, and each time you make a purchase with Apple Pay, they bill your credit card the purchase amount.

  13. Nobody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I carry hundreds in cash all the time to get thru the checkout line quickly and anonymously. The only reason for not using cash is the CC discount (payback of 3% etc.). What is the discount offered by Apple? I have multiple CC's today and I only use the one paying the largest discount.

    1. Re:Nobody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason for not using cash is the CC discount (payback of 3% etc.). What is the discount offered by Apple? I have multiple CC's today and I only use the one paying the largest discount.

      The discount of Apple Pay is the discount of your credit card. Apple Pay uses your credit cards, its an alternative to the swipe or chip insert.

  14. Taxation without representation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sorry, Timmy. Not interested in paying taxes to you. Not a share holder, don't own any of your products, don't want to own any of your products. FOAD.

  15. Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    I haven't carried cash this millennium. I use my debit card for everything.
    Apple can't do anything about the people who still carry cash, though--those people can't afford Apple devices.

    1. Re:Too late by reboot246 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      So you're the asshole holding up the line while you pay with a card!! Three cash transactions can be done in the time it takes for you to use your slow-ass method.

      And I know a lot of people who carry cash and own Apple products. My guess is that most of them make considerably more money than you do.

    2. Re:Too late by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Three cash transactions can be done in the time it takes for you to use your slow-ass method.

      I don't know where you shop for groceries, but where I live the "slow-ass method" consists of: Slide card into reader, enter PIN, wait for cashier to finish ringing everything up, hit OK, remove card.

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    3. Re:Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you're whining that other people don't pay for things the same way you do and drawing arbitrary lines around where it's "okay" to use a card, you're the one whose adult card has been revoked.

    4. Re: Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh, your card hasn't authorized. Can you put it through again?"
      "My account is in credit?"
      "Yeah, still playing up. Take it out and rub the chip in case there's some dirt on it."
      "Okay, how about now?"
      "No. Might be a problem with your bank's network. Do you have another card?"

    5. Re:Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Is the USA really so technologically backward that this is an actual problem? You know that in non-third world countries using electronic payments is much quicker and more reliable than folding paper, right?

    6. Re:Too late by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Until it does not work due to a networks error

      Do you really think merchants don't have manual backup for the extremely rare occasions when that happens?

      or you forgot your pin.

      So you can't remember a 4-digit number? Must suck to be you.

      Also, you are a bit of an arse if you use your card on anything less than 5 bucks these days.

      And why is that, exactly?

      FWIW, I usually carry the equivalent of US$20-30, and use it for little things like a takeaway lattè. But plenty of people here just use their card for that sort of thing, and I do, too, if I happen not to have cash. And nobody so much as blinks at that. Which leads us back to the question above--why should they?

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    7. Re: Too late by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      "Damn, I forgot to go to the ATM."

      "Oh, shit--I left my wallet at home."

      But do go on.

      BTW, the debit-or-credit thing is limited to Australia AFAIK. European card readers don't have this issue.

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    8. Re:Too late by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

      Where I live you just hold your card in front of the reader for half a second.

      No sliding, no PIN, not much wait. Definitely faster than counting out change in cash.

  16. Cash-money by rmdingler · · Score: 1
    I think a goodly percentage of reasonable individuals would admit cash-money is the most difficult transaction to trace, surveille, or keep record of.

    Clearly, the taxing entity that is your overlord would be against this tool of the tax scoundrel, right? What gives?

    Oh yeah, the rich people like it, too.

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    1. Re:Cash-money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All bank notes (where I live at least) have unique serial numbers. I tend to wonder how much it is _really_ tracked.

    2. Re:Cash-money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even with Serialized Bills, it's near impossible to actually track cash transactions.

      Even if the ATM tracks the number as I pull out the cash, when I go to a store and buy something, the cashier isn't scanning it. And when someone else gets that bill as change, they're not scanning it again. Now someone else has the note I withdrew

      And that's all normal use with no intent to disguise or obfuscate. If someone really wanted to elude tracking with cash, it would be easy to swap bank notes with someone else, or just Sharpie across a couple numbers in the serial number. If someone complains, just say "I dunno, it came out of the ATM like that."

    3. Re:Cash-money by lgw · · Score: 1

      All large deposits and withdrawals are tracked - all serial numbers on all bills, scanned by the counting machine. I suspect many banks just go ahead and scan everything, rather than have 2 systems.

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    4. Re:Cash-money by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      The question is why?

    5. Re:Cash-money by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      Even if the banks are scanning all serial numbers big deal. When I worked at a gas station years ago all small bills, less than a 20, would likely be taken from a customer and handed back to a different one as change. The only time that small bills would end up sent back to the bank is if they were part of the safe drop when we counted down the register at the end of a shift, and even then we would try to keep the small bills by changing them out for 20s or higher from the current registers before making the deposit. I would imagine that the smaller the bill the more it cycles through various private entities before it gets back to a bank. Hundreds, fifties and probably 70% of twenties seem like one and done before they are back at a bank but the other bills probably cycle through a number of times. Also if you wanted to confuse the system wait a while before spending a larger bill.

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    6. Re:Cash-money by lgw · · Score: 1

      The government has no interest in tracking small amounts. What they're really interested in is: if someone withdraws 20k in cash (or maybe $2k), who ended up with it?

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  17. Somebody else already beat him to it by JoeyRox · · Score: 1

    The Federal Reserve.

  18. Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love cash.

  19. Over My Dead Body by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Literally, I'll not be able to buy food after Apple kills cash. Then I'll die.

    1. Re:Over My Dead Body by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Literally, I'll not be able to buy food after Apple kills cash. Then I'll die.

      You'll still be able to buy apples with cash. Unless Apple has the courage to abandon an obsolete, thousand-year-old technology, and refuses to accept cash for their products.

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    2. Re:Over My Dead Body by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple kills obsolete people!! A killer headline at the news stand near you. Oh wait, nobody reads newspapers anymore.

  20. NSA Says..... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    NSA Says, "We're going to kill cash......so we can surveil you."

    And I do like cash.

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  21. I agree by ark1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Once you purchase apple devices and accessories, you have no cash left - only debt.

  22. iPhone marketshare continues to fall by Joshua.Niland · · Score: 1

    Android continues to grow in all global marketsand Apple iPhone continues to decline. I think Tim Cook over estimates how much weight Apple has these days. There is no way this will happen (in Australia at least) unless it is an open standard.

  23. What's next by Trogre · · Score: 2

    So Tim Cook wants to take away headphone jacks, magsafe and now cash. What's next? Christmas?

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    1. Re:What's next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Tim Cook wants to take away headphone jacks, magsafe and now cash. What's next? Christmas?

      Merry Winter Solstice. :-)

    2. Re:What's next by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      The only real loss there is MagSafe. It's removal is a major negative against these new MacBooks as far as I'm concerned. For that matter, I really wish they'd rolled out MagSafe across all their ports and adapters rather than just the power connection. It just makes so much damn sense, particularly on any mobile device. For the life of me, I've no idea why they didn't.

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    3. Re:What's next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you stumbled upon Apple's secret master plan. There's nothing innovative left in this world, so Apple must begin to replace boring, everyday items with their brand.

    4. Re:What's next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mock the Courage of Tim Cook and the Apple! You Courage mocker you!

  24. macbook pro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why carry a wallet with cash when you can lug around your macbook pro instead.

    1. Re:macbook pro? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Better hope you type in the amount correctly because you can't use the Escape key to clear the field!

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  25. Naive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The internet is not accessible in large parts of the world away from "cities" making Apple Pay completely useless.

    Well, I 'spose one could just give the person the phone as a time piece in exchange for a stick of gum.

  26. Fire Tim Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What a nut bag.

    All he's doing is buying time until his stock kicks in, then he's cashing out, ka ching!

    And doesn't matter that Apple is going down the crapper.

    So sad.

  27. I'm his dealer by ronmon · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I endorse that message!

  28. Silly dweebs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Johnny's already dead.

  29. nope train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not even if they gave iPhones away for free so everyone could actually use it.

  30. So like with the NSA by AHuxley · · Score: 2

    its time to track yet more types transactions with your brand as PRISM did?
    Removing more anonymity and privacy and replacing it with more currency transaction reporting, suspicious activity reporting and monetary instrument logs.

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  31. Adjusting the tempo of Slashdot? by shanen · · Score: 1

    Lately it feels like looking for insight on Slashdot has become quite difficult, though I miss the humor more. I think that may be a problem with tempo. Not certain, but I speculate that the traffic volume is down, but the story tempo has remained unchanged. If that speculation is correct, then most stories fail to reach critical mass for discussion before they fall off the front page and effectively become invisible. Even worse, it would appear to be a negative feedback loop, in that less interesting discussions drives the traffic volume even lower.

    Obvious suggestion is to reduce the number of featured stories to reflect the traffic volume, picking fewer stories of higher quality and keeping them visible and active for longer periods. However, the absence of a viable financial model also means it is unlikely whipslash et alia care that much...

    Returning to the actual topic of this story, I have reached only three conclusions from many my experiences with Apple over the years:

    1. 1. Apple wants me to think THEIR way. Funny when you consider their old advertising slogan, but I respectfully decline.
    2. 2. Any sincere and honest discussion of Apple products must take place OUTSIDE of Apple's control.
    3. 3. It is exceedingly unlikely I will ever buy another Apple product of ANY sort.
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    1. Re:Adjusting the tempo of Slashdot? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Lately it feels like looking for insight on Slashdot has become quite difficult, though I miss the humor more. I think that may be a problem with tempo. Not certain, but I speculate that the traffic volume is down, but the story tempo has remained unchanged. If that speculation is correct, then most stories fail to reach critical mass for discussion before they fall off the front page and effectively become invisible. Even worse, it would appear to be a negative feedback loop, in that less interesting discussions drives the traffic volume even lower.

      I've seen the same. Slashdot has too many stories per day for the size of its reader base. Post count is starting to look like Soylent these days.

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    2. Re:Adjusting the tempo of Slashdot? by shanen · · Score: 1

      Do you think it might also help to increase the supply of favorable mod points?

      Then again, I still think it is the financial model that matters most of all. Not all of them are like assholes, even though everyone has one, but I think Slashdot's stinks.

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    3. Re:Adjusting the tempo of Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Slashdot's stinks.

      Toodles. Don't let the door hit ya... Don't need your infantile trolling anyhow..

  32. Howz that work when Samsung phone's explode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Howz that work when Samsung has to recall countless millions of phones?
    They are Apple's primary phone rival by far.
    I'm not an Apple fan and don't use their phone, but I've noticed that Apple haters always say things that make no sense.

    1. Re:Howz that work when Samsung phone's explode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Samsung's premium phones are the biggest competitor to Apple's premium phones.

      However, most of the market is not buying premium phones, and Apple doesn't have any offering in that space. Hence, Apple share of the phone market is declining.

      It's not rocket surgery.

    2. Re:Howz that work when Samsung phone's explode? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      About 90% of all shipments are Android, iOS is down around 10%. Seems to be working fine so far.

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    3. Re:Howz that work when Samsung phone's explode? by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Apple shipments always follow this pattern. As shown by your graphic. New hardware sells well, > 6 months, not so well. It finally slows to a crawl just before the new release right as Apple haters are proclaiming this is the end for Apple. If they would release twice a year they'd stop getting so slow just before the new stuff.

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    4. Re:Howz that work when Samsung phone's explode? by epine · · Score: 1

      If they would release twice a year they'd stop getting so slow just before the new stuff.

      I guess there's always room for one more colour change.

    5. Re:Howz that work when Samsung phone's explode? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Yes, sometimes Android only enjoys a 3.5:1 ratio of sales; most of the time it's about 6:1 though...

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    6. Re:Howz that work when Samsung phone's explode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it seems to be for apple worshippers

  33. Read "The War on Cash" article... by Optic7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Interesting take and background on this idea, and some why it's a bad idea: http://thelongandshort.org/soc...

    1. Re:Read "The War on Cash" article... by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      I like the info which I had heard before about Germans preferring cash. I was thinking this whole cashless hipsterism was everywhere in Europe, but I guess not. Mostly just a subset of Europeans exercising another opportunity to laugh at American barbarians.

      And the reasons why Germans prefer cash are indeed very great reasons. First, you know how much money you have on you if you have cash. When you run out of cash then you stop paying. With a credit card you don't necessarily stop when you hit your limit. And getting out of hand with credit cards has put so many Americans into debt that there's an entire industry devoted to getting people out of debt (I wonder how many companies in Germany are devoted to consolidating debt). Fiscal responsibility means not spending money when you don't have to, whereas Apple Pay is all about eliminating any hesitation by the consumer to spend. I remember having converted Dollars to Finnmarks, and Finnmarks to Krooni, and being left with a set of paper bills whose value was uncertain to me without a calculator handy, but at least I know I had to make that amount last all day and not spend more than ha,f of it for lunch.

      Second, cash is anonymous. If you like privacy then anonymity is very useful. Even innocent people have stuff to hide, even though modern culture likes to treat any aversion to ubiquitous spying as suspicious. The government needs to know how much I make (and they will since I'm honest) but they don't need to know how much I spend or where I spend it. And Apple certainly doesn't need to know either, or Google, or Visa.

      I also like the notion near the end that the point isn't that Germans love cash, but instead that Germans hate debt.

    2. Re:Read "The War on Cash" article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I also like the notion near the end that the point isn't that Germans love cash, but instead that Germans hate debt."

      Not when they can impose it on others, like Greece...

      "First, you know how much money you have on you if you have cash."
      I live well within my means. I allow myself ~$1000 a month in Cash to spend on discretionary food, gas, clothes, etc. Any Money left over goes into my Toy Fund, which when I want a Toy, can add up quickly. And if there isn't enough Money; No Toy. My last Toy was a pretty good Celestron Digital Microscope with a vernier stage. My next will probably be a Pentax K-1.
      I started out with this pattern of spending in 1976, with $160 a month. No Credit Cards, ever. (I did have a Gas Card. Remember those? Green Stamps, Baby!) My philosophy was passed to me by my Parents; Worldwide-Depression Era Babies. Their Families lost _everything_ back then, so Saving instead of Credit was our Life, and hard work of value is to be enjoyed.
      This may seem to be rather Fringe these days, but I should note that for me, $1000 a month is Chump Change. I have invested _very_ well; I paid Cash for my last Beneteau, and I carry no debt at all, not even on my house.

      "Second, cash is anonymous."
      To me, Anonymity with Cash is not important. I don't care. But I understand the nature of those who do care.
      Cash is partly a Game to me; here is this stack of Grants on the table- take it or leave it. Also, Poker is more fun with the clink of Coin than with the clatter of plastic chips. Just how much fun will Poker be with people tapping iPhones?

      But the scariest thing about a No Cash Society, is that the average person just doesn't understand Math and the Compounding of Interest. My Best Friend in High School and her Husband overextended in finally buying a house... just at the wrong time. So they lived off Credit Cards for a few years. Finally, with the house underwater on a third loan, and some extra ~$40K in debt...no more Credit.
      I had to help out, even knowing the inevitable outcome. We are no longer speaking.

      Tim Cook is delusional. Apple Pay is probably fine for purchases at the most unprofitable end- less than a few dollars or so; those purchases where Cash is actually most convenient for most people. But without some understanding of the concepts of short term and long Credit, and some measure of Consumer Discipline which starts with those kids using cards to buy candy bars at the local 7-11, this won't end well. Except for the Tim Cooks.

    3. Re:Read "The War on Cash" article... by sandmaninator · · Score: 1

      I modded you insightful for the article reference and this reply will remove that. Sorry, but the article was exceptionally long. Dude must be getting paid by the word!
      Also, it neglected to make any mention of bitcoin, distributed ledger or blockchain technology.

      Apple and other financial industry players wanting to supplant cash is a DEFENSIVE movement against the rise of open-source digital currencies like bitcoin.
      https://www.hyperledger.org/

      Government-backed pieces of paper will no longer be needed for "the people" to be able to transfer value between each other, in private.
      "blockchain will do for money what the internet did for information".
      Governments and financial institutions are quite worried that they will lose control and will no longer benefit from acting as the middle man in all these transactions.
      Personally, that is a little scary to me because I believe governments provide much needed regulation. I wonder if the modern Mafia uses blockchain... this should be a terrifying prospect. The lack of trust relationships between parties engaged in criminal enterprises is a big advantage from the perspective of law-abiding citizens and law enforcement. Distributed ledgers like bitcoin could help them with that trust relationship.

  34. "nobody likes to carry around cash" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do you pretentious fag.

  35. and when killing cash fails... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cook will go thermonuclear war over it.

  36. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ives as well. I have a feeling Ives' crazy/bad ideas were kept in check by Jobs, but Cook likely doesn't feel as confident disagreeing with him. "I told Steve many times we need to make the trackpad huge, people like that. He didn't understand. Said it'd be really annoying if people's palms touched it." "Yeah, sounds good. I trust you, let's do it. Our software wizards can magically fix any issues it could have."

  37. Apple and cash by rossdee · · Score: 1

    Are they going to bring their billions back into the USA and pay the tax thats owing on it?

    And nobody accepts cheques these days.

    1. Re:Apple and cash by rnturn · · Score: 1

      ``And nobody accepts cheques these days.''

      Untrue. We pay many -- heck, most -- of our monthly bills with checks. The local grocery stores still take checks (though we take advantage of that very infrequently). Expensive auto repairs? Write a check. (Started doing that after we found that a credit card company dinged our credit score for racking up a big bill one month for a semi-major repair.)

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  38. Apple "intransigent" by real+gumby · · Score: 1

    Not to defend Apple here but in this case it's the banks complaining that Apple Pay doesn't let them abuse their customers.

    1. Re:Apple "intransigent" by Gussington · · Score: 1

      Not to defend Apple here but in this case it's the banks complaining that Apple Pay doesn't let them abuse their customers.

      So why do banks support Paypal, Squareup, Bitcoin and lots other non-bank payment methods?
      Sorry but Apple are so used to pushing around impressionable teens that they thought they could pull the same tricks on big banks and get away with it. Stupid Apple...

    2. Re:Apple "intransigent" by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of when the iPhone came out. Before, I'd had a choice of cell providers to screw me. Afterwards, I had another choice of who to screw me, and Apple was nicer about it.

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  39. Asinine. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We have a system already whereby you can carry a little tiny card of plastic around with you to buy things. It works almost universally. It's already somewhat "killed cash".

    And this idiot thinks that now being able to use something that's slightly more difficult to use at best is somehow going to "kill cash" more than it already is?

    He's a moron and he's talking stupidly. Debit and credit cards "killed cash" already about as much as it will be killed anytime soon.

    1. Re:Asinine. by Gussington · · Score: 1

      I've already posted so can't mod you up, but you are spot on.
      Banking technology is more advanced than Apple Pay (at least where I live), so their offering is harder to use and more restrictive, and years late.

  40. fuck you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *I* love to have, carry, and use cash.

  41. Apple has lost touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck customer choice, touchscreens, cash, etc.

  42. Apple should kill itself by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    If they kill cash you can bet they will replace it with a bunch of iFees.

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  43. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by Swampash · · Score: 1

    Apple's standard lead time for a hardware device from commencement through design and prototyping and production to launch is 8 years.

  44. DO NOT WANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting rid of tokens for barter transactions and forcing everyone into a trackable electronic society does not benefit the majority of common people. Those who live in an ivory tower are used to trading in gold and diamonds instead of wood and coal. It does NOT benefit you and me. It only benefits corporations and governments.

  45. Seriously, no cash? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

    How do I pay for my hookers and blow in a manner that can't be traced?

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    1. Re:Seriously, no cash? by codebonobo · · Score: 1

      Cash for in person and bitcoin for online. Alphabay has much better quality and service than what you can find in person.#fungibility

    2. Re:Seriously, no cash? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Swipe the iphone on the hooker, and make little lines of blow on the phone's screen.

    3. Re:Seriously, no cash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said 'in a manner that can't be traced'.
      Bitcoin anonymity is a myth.

    4. Re:Seriously, no cash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You pay the hookers with the blow. And then they return the favour!

  46. "Australia's top banks" by Swampash · · Score: 1

    Australia's top banks refused to support Apple Pay, saying that the company has been 'intransigent, closed and controlling'.

    Correction: a prima facie illegal cartel of some Australian banks are refusing to support Apple Pay because their "rape the customer and give shitty service" gravy train will be over.

    1. Re:"Australia's top banks" by mvdwege · · Score: 2

      "rape the customer and give shitty service"

      You're right, Apple is much better at that.

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    2. Re:"Australia's top banks" by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, with Apple you get a nice dinner first, and the service is generally pretty darn good.

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  47. Sorry, turns out cash is immortal by SpaceDave · · Score: 2

    Here in New Zealand cash was all but killed many years ago. We were early adopters of POS cards and for decades now even the smallest stores have relied almost entirely on card transactions. A few years ago I tried paying for coffee with cash and the young lady behind the counter looked at the notes as if I'd just handed her a fish as payment. She had to ask her manager how to process cash.

    Like most people I know, I carry a small amount of cash in my wallet just in case, but it's the same two $20 notes I've had in there for about a year.

    However, as rare as it is for me to use cash, I occasionally still do. For example, if my kids need a couple of dollars for a school activity, a coin is the best solution. I've lived half of my 50 years almost cash-free but it will never be completely cash-free. I can't see why it would be a good idea to lose the cash option completely, and I seriously doubt that it will ever happen.

    1. Re:Sorry, turns out cash is immortal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow New Zealand must have massively changed since I was across the pond a few months ago. back in July it really wasn't much different to Australia. Most places take cards, but for small transactions many of them tack on fees and charges making cash a far more intelligent choice.

    2. Re:Sorry, turns out cash is immortal by UK+Boz · · Score: 1

      As he says but I only carry cash if going to school fetes and car boot sales, I even paid my 20c library fine with my EFTPOS card and nobody batted an eyelid BTW You dont need Apple for any of this

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    3. Re:Sorry, turns out cash is immortal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which part of bum fuck Invercargill were you in?

      Seriously, about the only people who "tack on fees" are taxi drivers who insist on their 2.5% to cover the credit card fee. Everywhere else you can use a debit card or credit card to pay for anything from a $4 Auckland latte to your $3000 Samsung smart TV and there will be no extra fee.

    4. Re:Sorry, turns out cash is immortal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      coffee shops for transactions below $10, hotels with transaction fees, some restaurants with transaction fees.

  48. hi! i too am from Canuxico by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i pay off my credit cards with cash, 15 to 25% goes to privilege of using the cards (despite myself a co-reator of that private credit mistakenly loaned to me). My credit card was initially paymented by myself using another credit card and they took me to court with a Touring-esque froun for making payments on my payments on my payments with credit card accounts because (chuh ching) the credit card company only wants cash!

    God Shave the Queer!

  49. what he meant to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We're going to kill [our] cash [cow]"

  50. Bullshit. by bloodhawk · · Score: 2

    While I use credit cards for a lot of things. I have no desire to fully replace cash and I DO LIKE to carry cash. cash doesn't require me to ensure I have a charge on my phone/laptop, it still works if the shop is having technology issues and is hugely convenient for small transactions. that is without getting into all the extra security and tracking issues with technology solutions here.

  51. No by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    For the single reason that is all reasons when it comes to whether something catches on or not:

    Porn

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    1. Re:No by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      HD-DVD would like a word with you.

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    2. Re:No by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Got its ass handed by BluRay.

      Maybe BluRay had the better deal with the Porn makers, I don't know.

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    3. Re:No by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Currently, it's really easy to find your porn online, and the selection's going to be much better than at the local SexWorld. Cash isn't real useful there.

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  52. What a prick by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    No, Tim... "The police state doesn't like proles carrying around untraceable cash." You tone-deaf elitist.

  53. We? by hedley · · Score: 1

    I assume that's a "We, and we alone..."

    (why open the door to those other competing payment methods).

  54. Re:I'm the one who knocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and me and my cartel friendos totally suport that message

    btw, i dont know if you guys noticed, but he lost the wonderful oppotunity to say
    "WE ARE GOING TO KILL CASH...

    WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!!!!!!"

    so obviously he isnt killing anything

  55. hipsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you never need a car, pick up your starbucks on the way to the subway while buying downloadable content to your phone on the way to work that has direct deposit so you can pay for peapod to deliver groceries, sure.

    From the other 99% of the country, fuck you Apple.

  56. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by dfghjk · · Score: 1

    The iPhone 6/6+ was pretty great and something Jobs was opposed to. It was also obvious and proven in the market already, but it was still great.

    Chances are good that if there was Jobs instead of Cook, we wouldn't have seen anything even as good as the 6.

  57. Kill the cash, but whose cash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We're going to kill cash," he said. With the announced MBPs it seems that it is Apple's own cash pile that he plans to kill. And he's already making excuses for the Apple shareholders. "Nobody likes to carry around cash."

  58. Nobody likes to carry around cash by manu0601 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nobody likes to carry around cash

    Well, I prefer to carry cash rather than to disclose what I buy and where I am to banks and others that piggy back on them.

    1. Re:Nobody likes to carry around cash by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      Any medical needs, other than prescription, are cash only. Most alcohol, sometimes including at a restaurant, cash only, food separate on credit. Countless other legal things cash sometimes at least.

      Why? Because someone is going to use credit card data against me at some point. And I built enough of a paper trail that the cash is a minor percentage. I can claim Starbucks or similar, not wanting to put $2 on a card.

      This is what freedom looks like now.

    2. Re:Nobody likes to carry around cash by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Well, if you decide to carry cash, don't go to an airport or get stopped for a traffic ticket. Carrying cash is a sure sign of being a terrorist or a drug runner.

    3. Re:Nobody likes to carry around cash by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Nobody likes to carry around cash

      Well, I prefer to carry cash rather than to disclose what I buy and where I am to banks and others that piggy back on them.

      Count me in. You'll also find that prices are often cheaper on larger items when you have cash.

  59. do you want what you buy controlled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A cashless system could easily stop individuals from any purchase deemed unsuitable or unnecessary. Do you want that?

    1. Re:do you want what you buy controlled? by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      A cashless system could easily stop individuals from any purchase deemed unsuitable or unnecessary. Do you want that?

      What a boon to those who wish to make healthy lifestyle choices the only available choice! "I'm sorry Sir, that Mt. Dew purchase has been declined by the payment system as your BMI data shared from Obamacare insurers disqualifies you from softdrinks."

      NYC would *love* this!

      Strat

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  60. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple's standard lead time for a hardware device from commencement through design and prototyping and production to launch is 8 years.

    Conveniently around the same timeframe that they switch CEOs. Except this time there is no Steve Jobs to fall back on and save the company.

    They have been coasting since his death and now Apple is on a downward slide. Tim Cook will get his golden parachute, but will the next CEO prop the company up or be another Melissa Mayer?

  61. BUY CASH SELL APPLES by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

    Cash is less traceable and causes you to spend less than non-cash alternatives.

    Apples are great to eat and make hard cider with. I recommend ice cider, it's yummy.

    Not the computer firm that has become Evil. That Apple is Rotten.

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  62. No gonna happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as Apple loves to kill off something that really shouldn't be killed, cash won't be killed by them.
    Debit/credit cards aimed to do this and STILL failed, yet they think that their added functionality to their phone will change that? Nope.

  63. Current path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing Apple is doing a good job of is killing itself.

  64. He's talking out his ass by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    he's not killing anything. We've got 140 million folks living paycheck to paycheck in this country. Those people don't rely on cash by choice. Word gets around about overdraft fees, gas stations put $100 holds on your debit card and folks don't make enough to get credit cards. The working poor isn't giving up cash anytime soon. Believe me, it's been tried.

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    1. Re:He's talking out his ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is not for the little people, its for the apple elite

  65. If cash were invented today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People would be raving about how high tech and awesome it is. Privacy. No need for a device. No need for electricity. No need for an account. Faster. Just lightweight pieces of paper. Wow!

    If something is going to replace cash, it will need to better than cash. Right now, nothing comes close.

  66. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by lgw · · Score: 1

    So he's the Ballmer of Apple? Hard to argue with that thus far.

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  67. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Attention grabbing headlines of Elon Musk... without the actual thought process behind it. Well done, Timmy!

  68. I Guess..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess being a peter puffer like Cocksucker Cook changes your perspective on things.

  69. Kill cash by XSportSeeker · · Score: 1

    Sure thing Tim... the cash on your wallet and on Apple's safes perhaps.
    Just keep going with this stint of minor improvements at high prices with anti consumer stuff for some more years.
    Nothing against the company and it's products but every keynote or event from the past couple of years or so I see an increasing number of Apple fans talking about switching to either Android or Microsoft. And on the reverse, every Microsoft event and in several Android phone launches I hear Apple fans thinking about giving a chance to the "dark side". :P

    And yes, I know you, loyal Apple fanboy and Microsoft/Android hater will never switch. But I'm obviously not talking about you.

  70. Tim Cook needs a reality check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I have had enough of this twerp Tim Cook trying to tell me what I "need".

    Who the fuck does this jerkoff think he is ?

    Personally, I'd like to see him have terminal cancer that results in him experiencing the tortures
    of the damned before it kills him.

    Fuck you, Tim Cook, and fuck your ruining of Apple, you clueless faggot piece of trash.

  71. Holy Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this man is an idiot.

  72. Cash is King by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow!

    I can pay a cellphone company, and a bank, for the privilege of paying people and paying a premium to use it!

    and everything I buy is tracked, and my personal information sold to the highest bidder, so I can pay more for goods and services!

    and when the cellphone dies, I can't pay.

    Thanks, I'll stick with cash.

    1. Re:Cash is King by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      ..and the paid off home mortgage is the status symbol of choice.

  73. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ballmer at least was entertaining. Cooks entitlement makes me want to vomit.

  74. Stupid Apple by Gussington · · Score: 1

    I'm a techy and I work on payment systems, so have access to all the latest and greatest tech (the US is quite backward in this space by comparison), and even I still use cash sometimes. Because sometimes cash is better, and sometimes electronic payments are better. Thinking that you can kill cash because of you stupid app seems extremely naive.

  75. I have money by Chewbacon · · Score: 2

    When I was a kid, my dad told me how one day all you'll have to do is convince a computer you have money, and boom! You could be a millionaire.

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  76. MacBook Retail Terminal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this is why they didn't bother releasing a computer today, but an appliance that makes it easy to sign in and buy your online purchases...

    I know now that Apple is completely dead when it comes to pro users. They no longer make workstations. They no longer make the portables that are anything special... And it's even got to a point that their design is BORING when compared to other products.

    I was a Mac only guy. I used to be a big time shill and not a fan of Microsoft when I was younger. So what kind of bizzaro world are we in, where Microsoft is now producing nicer looking and better hardware that's hasn't crossed the boring threshold like Apple? And I like Windows 10 better than iOS X, which is also messed up, considering that Windows 8.0 was a massive POS!!!!

    Their new MacBook is nothing other than a FUCKING RETAIL TERMINAL. And Tim Cookooo's comment about no cash really drives that home. Apple has really reached a new low, here's hoping they return to the nineties right before Jobs came back... But with no Jobs on the horizon...

  77. I blame it on the lack of return to a rainbow logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And not turning their R&D department into a place that pukes rainbows and is gay for everybody (in the classical definition of gay, not the modern one.)

    Start by doing that and see what Apple devs can come up with. Apple has a number of times pushed the boundaries so far it took decades for the consumer demand to catch up. JobsV2 (The return) managed to market that at the right time, but the true loss from his departure has been the lack of boundary pushing apple should have been doing while they are in a cash glut. Don't waste it, but figure out how they can leverage it to push boundaries, and especially get others to push boundaries on their own dimes (sort of like the Sapphire screen debacle, which worked out well enough for Apple in purchasing the factories on discount.)

    Another example is apple could have easily purchased ARM instead of that japanese company that did, which would have allowed them to earn steady income off the millions of devices being produced worldwide.

    As a final comment: Cook, if you're going to pretend privacy is important to you regarding the iPhone encryption, you cannot then turn around and say you will kill the primary form of pseudo-anonymous payment that people might wish to use to keep details of their purchasing habits private (whatever socially unacceptable behavior that may entail, from drinks, otaku hobbies, homosexual magazines/toys/etc, 'straight' toys in relgiously conservative areas, etc.) Providing a complete log of those transactions in the same way credit cards, checks, or bitcoin addresses allow is not respecting individual privacy in any form one can consider conscionable.

  78. Bad enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Nobody likes to carry around cash.

    No internet means shops can't perform EFTPOS. No electricity means no cash register or automatic inventory management: In fact, most shops close without electricity because there is also no lighting or climate control. Now you want battery-driven money; another point of failure. Imagine the looting that would occur in a natural disaster just because there was no physical medium of exchange. There's much to be said for a kerosene lantern and printed money: Assuming this electrickery stuff (and digital network) is always around, is a dumb idea.

  79. I'll Take It by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    Anyone who does not want cash any more can just send it to me. Then I can live comfortably when we transition further to smaller CGA based local economies.

    CGA = Cash/Grass/Ass, of course.

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  80. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by kaizendojo · · Score: 2

    As a stockholder, I am prone to agree. I feel like it's John Scully all over again. But this time there is no Steve waiting in the wings to save us.

  81. (Un)intended consequences . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If cash ends, a core part of the (inter)national drug wars will also end. In turn, this would probably kill the drug wars completely. Government wants this. Right ? ? ?

  82. casino use will be billed at advance rates vs just by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    casino use will be billed at advance rates vs just the basic rate for other usages and look out do to the way some toll road and citys have there billing setup changes may be billed at government cash advance rates.

  83. Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Australia's top banks refused to support Apple Pay.

    The problem isn't cash, it's an arrogant company trying to make a nation's currency into its own walled garden.

    ... online money transactions.

    First, schoolchildren aren't allowed to do that, so no more discretionary shopping by them. I remember Oprah rather stupidly asking why an online shop was selling children's clothes to 40 year-old men. Screaming "please think of the children" tends to produce a worse outcome but it is needed in this case.

    Second, many vendors, mostly the criminal sort, don't want a record of where their cash came from, for the benefit of repeat business: Criminals should still be paying income tax. Even honest people don't want to be filing forms on why they suddenly have $3,000 cash. eg. They sold an unregistered car or boat, won a raffle or received a gift (tax-free income in some countries), received an inheritance, or borrowed from a money-lender.

  84. Tim Cook is an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I'm sure Apple execs dream of a world where every person on Earth is paying them licensing fees to use Apple pay, most people living in the real world do not want their fingerprint associated with their bank account. Most of those fingerprint scanners can be easily bypassed. And I certainly don't want crooked FBI agents invading a building I'm in and demanding that everyone use their fingerprint to open their bank account so they can "examine" (siphon) it.

    Besides, cash is still almost universally accepted everywhere. I shop at many stores that have never even heard of Apple pay.

  85. Earthquake, tornado, hurricane? by Snotnose · · Score: 1

    It's not rare something happens that knocks electricity out, or kills your internet connection. How you gonna buy bottled water, canned soup, and ammo at the corner store when your credit card or smartphone app won't work, and you don't have cash? I guess you can use some of that ammo you already have to get the water and soup, but I'm guessing that will cause other problems down the road.

    I usually have between $100-$200 cash on me. When it drops to $100 I hit the ATM to get back to $200.

    Then again, I'm old. YMMV, and unless you're brown and mowing it stay off my lawn.

  86. Tim Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Steve Ballmer of Apple.

  87. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    It was a no brainer since a large share of their user base was wanting a phone with a larger screen. They ended up with a pretty decent implementation to handle the different screen sizes and resolutions from a developers perspective.

    There's two things that I hated about their implementation though. The first is that they are installing better features in the bigger phones. I think that they should have all the sizes equivalent in feature sets and the only difference be the display size (and possibly battery life due to the amount of battery in each size). The second, and biggest problem, I had was that they got rid of the 4" phone only to bring one back later on with even a smaller feature set. People buy a smaller phone, tablet, or laptop because that's the size that works for them. They don't want a device crippled by having features missing. (Yes, I do realize that sometimes that people but the smaller device because they can't afford the larger one.)

    I can't remember why Jobs didn't like the larger phone so you could be right in that statement. But we would be seeing Apple in the state it is in now if Jobs was still around. There would be updates to the desktops. Apple apps would not be the piles of crap that they are (compare Music now to the one in iOS 7).

  88. I must be a nobody by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    I like to carry around a bit of cash.
    Not everyone accepts electronic payments.
    Not everyone likes paying the electronic payment fees for parking and other small expenses either.

  89. I thought he was big on privacy? by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

    He was just telling the FBI that privacy was vitally important when the feds asked him to open iPhones up to hacking.

    Doesn't "killing cash" also kill privacy?

    Is Tim Cook a privacy guy or not?

    I guess he is all in for privacy only when it benefits Apple.

    1. Re:I thought he was big on privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > He was just telling the FBI that privacy was vitally important

      He didn't tell the FBI, he told you he told the FBI.

      Meanwhile, Apple actually fully cooperates with three letter agencies.

  90. To track or not to... by bayankaran · · Score: 1

    A few days back I was driving from Baltimore to the border of New Jersey and New York...a lot of Pennsylvania with Trump and Gary Johnson signs to cross.

    On way back I stopped for gas. It was a rural Pennsylvania gas station on US-30. The only purchase I did the whole day was a pint of chocolate milk from the gas station. A brand I had not heard before, local to Pennsylvania. I paid cash $1.13.

    Today I am seeing a "suggested post" on Facebook - organic milk of the same brand!

    I don't use Facebook on phone. My phone has no data plan.

    But Facebook found out I bought chocolate milk!

    They know a purchase of chocolate milk from the gas station as the cashier had to scan the item. From the cellphone tower records (a T-Mobile prepaid connection) they narrowed down the choice. I was in the area when the purchase was made.

    T-Mobile would have saved the pre-paid account activation IP, which Facebook knows too which I use to browse. They know the SIM was at the gas station.

    The moral of the story...they are going to track and infiltrate whether you use cash or coins!

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    1. Re:To track or not to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang on a second, you stopped for gas... and bought a pint of chocolate milk?

      Wouldn't have thought that would get you very far.

    2. Re:To track or not to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, from datamining your easier to access purchase history and other behavioural data, Facebook concluded that not only were you likely to want chocolate milk soon, but that brand specificially. And look, they were right. You just pre-empted them.

  91. No body carry's cash now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is wtf my atm card is for.

  92. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Jobs, no Apple. Simple as that.

    I'm not quite ready to go short on them but it's coming.

  93. Cash has a purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should an economy or bank fail, then having cash is important. It can't be replaced.

    Further for most of us, including the tech savvy, digital transactions are the pain. With all the legal obstructions, bank & broker fees, delays, the inability to transfer between providers, etc, etc. Its annoying and expensive.

  94. Ever heard of a credit card? by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    Better than Apple Pay, since Apple Pay doesn't give me cash back.

  95. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by geek · · Score: 1

    As a stockholder, I am prone to agree. I feel like it's John Scully all over again. But this time there is no Steve waiting in the wings to save us.

    They'll make AI Steve to save the day.

  96. Hookers don't take credit cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  97. Go back to the closet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No way will I ever use a phone to pay anything. One day you will find out why and on that day you will become a bit smarter.

    On the other hand, no merchant can refuse cash. They can ALL refuse any other form of payment but legal tender can not be refused with only a few exceptions, such as large bills.

    Timmy says we all hate to carry cash, which is an opinion shared with his closet friends. I love cash. I love the art work, the feel of it. I carry anywhere from $200-$800 with me and I don't have a problem with that whether I lost it or not.

    Answer this question. Living in New York, do you walk the streets without cash? When the mugger doesn't get any cash, what do they do to you? Ask Timmy to ask his NY friends on that subject.

  98. Fuck you, Tim. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    "We're going to kill cash," he said. "Nobody likes to carry around cash."

    "We're going to kill anonymous transactions," he said. "Nobody likes anonymity."

    That's what he essentially said. Anyone wonder why Apple sales are faltering?

  99. Cash In by bestweasel · · Score: 1

    "We're going to kill cash," said.Tim Cook. "Nobody likes to carry around cash."

    "So what we're going to do is open special 'Cash Exchange Bars' at all our Apple stores where people can come in and swap their old cash for brand new Apple products. What's more, we're making a commitment to keep our Cash Exchange Bars open until no-one has any cash left and the scourge of paper money has been eliminated from society."

  100. Helping to take away your freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that you can be more closely monitored. All the great tech companies betray us. Even people like you, just think- what engineer would help develop all these things that will spy on the people? Hardware or software. Traitors to humanity.

  101. Cause they want to horde it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And especially make sure it dosnt go to any charities hahahaha. :(

  102. Doesn't Have A Clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a fact. Rich people don't have a clue what "the people" want. You're not gonna replace cold hard cash with a piece of shit technology, so fuck off.

  103. Oh please, I can't listen to this anymore... by theendlessnow · · Score: 1

    I'm going to just plug in my headphones and drown out the noise. Oh.... dang it...

  104. No cash will mean the prosecution of people by Casandro · · Score: 1

    Now if you live in a country where, for example, homosexuality is illegal, and you want to go to a "gay bar" you can't, because no cash means no way to anonymously pay for your drink.

    The same goes for many other areas where people have opinions that may be illegal but not morally wrong.Cash is essential there.

    1. Re:No cash will mean the prosecution of people by no1nose · · Score: 1

      Exactly, cash is king in the progressive world.

  105. You can pry my cash... by no1nose · · Score: 1

    ...from my cold dead fingers.

  106. My money... by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

    ...does not require batteries!!!!

  107. Nobody by Meneth · · Score: 1

    I've always been a nobody. Nice to get it confirmed.

  108. It's about negative interest rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Central banks are going down the rabbit hole of negative interest rates and you can't do that as long as people can store wealth in cash. It's a monetary experiment that will go very wrong - just look at the enormous distortions it's causing now, taking income from savers and encouraging rabid risk taking.

  109. Nobody likes to carry cash... by grahamtriggs · · Score: 1

    .. so, instead of carrying a few dollar bills around, you can carry a 15" MacBook Pro everywhere.

    Better yet, you won't have any cash left to spend.

  110. The mark of the beast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name." - Revelation 13:16-17

    No, I am not saying that Tim Cook is the Antichrist or any nonsense like that. However, anyone who says something like "We're going to kill cash" is working toward the mark of the beast, whether they realize it or not. I hear statements and plans like that from time to time from technologists and bankers. Regardless of your opinion on Christianity or the Bible, the thought of a world where all financial transactions of any kind are authorized, logged, and tracked by a centralized entity should give you cause for concern for what should be obvious reasons.

    1. Re:The mark of the beast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. The thousands year old prophecy is coming to pass....

  111. Too late, already living cashless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Living in Norway I hardly ever have cash. I pay most things with debit or credit cards. If I need to transfer cash to a family member, friend or acquaintance I send it instantaneously via an app directly to their account.
    I find it annoying when someone wants to give me cash. Recently sold a couple of desks and both buyers suggested and did an instant transfer via app.

    1. Re:Too late, already living cashless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I find it annoying when someone wants to give me cash."

      Fuck off douche.

  112. pry from cold dead hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tim, I'd like to cash out please.

  113. You missed the point of the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You missed the point of the story. CEO Tim Cook is an idiot.

  114. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

    Apple's standard lead time for a hardware device from commencement through design and prototyping and production to launch is 8 years.

    You mean it's:

    (time since Cook became CEO + 2 years)

  115. speak for yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i like using cash

  116. Wrong in at least two ways. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    1.) I *do* like the concept of cash. And I always like to have some in my pocket. And I bet there are many people like me in that regard.

    2.) Killing cash in developing and third world countries isn't going to work anytime soon. And it will be difficult in quite some 1st world countries too, especially those where citizens have learned to distrust Gouvernment and the banks.

    3.) If anyone actually does kill cash, it will be Google and not you guys. Sorry.

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  117. The "problem" of carrying cash by ZorroXXX · · Score: 1

    To put things in perspective: The problem "It is bothersome to carry all the cash I have" has to be the ultimate first world problem. Seriously! Control question: Can you name one single first world problem that is more ultimate than this?

    And secondly, an economic system which allows for a government to spy on every single transaction will be an enormous gift to totalitarian regimes. We as people living in fairly free countries have a responsibility to keep cash as a fully functional alternative and not export such gift to governments violating human rights and persecuting dissidents. Regardless of the lack of "modern" feel to it, the (minor) cost of doing this, or any other reason.

    --
    When you are sure of something, you probably are wrong (search for "Unskilled and Unaware of It").
  118. The problem is the wallet, not the cash by sjbe · · Score: 1

    There are a metric crapton of us out here who like to carry cash.

    True but there are just as many if not more who don't like to carry cash. I personally don't like using or carrying cash routinely though I like having the ability to use it should the need arise. I don't see any credible circumstance where it would be practical to do away with cash in general.

    My distaste for carrying cash actually is more about having to carry a wallet than the cash. I really would rather not have schlep at bunch of plastic cards and bits of paper everywhere I go. I'd rather carry just my smartphone under normal circumstances. It should be possible to use my phone for 99% of what I need a wallet for. I realize there are some logistical problems with replacing the wallet but I think it's achievable.

    1. Re:The problem is the wallet, not the cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The notions about using my smartphone to replace my wallet (and why not house keys, while we're at it?) scare me:

      * Battery dies
      * iOS 11.1 bricks my phone
      * No data service and no wifi at this location (admittedly, this is getting rarer)
      * Drop phone, it breaks because I foolishly didn't otter-box it
      * Lose phone (forgot it at the bar?)
      * Phone gets stolen

      Not all of these are phone-only problems, but making everything depend on my flaky smartphone seems like a flawed idea.

  119. Thats completely different level of courage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats completely different level of courage

  120. Real advantages and problems with cash by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The convenience vs. using a credit/cash card which doesn't depend on batteries, which is both smaller and lighter than a phone, is accepted in many more places than a vendor unique RFID payment "solution," and comes with long established and legally enforced protections against abuse?

    A strawman argument. First off the fact that smartphone payments require batteries to work is pretty much a non-problem except in some rare emergency circumstances. We all carry smartphones and they work fine. And in those rare circumstances you can still use cash. Second, if you are using a smartphone for payment you actually are using a credit card with all those same legal protections. Third, the smartphone system is (so far) MORE secure than either cash or direct use of credit cards. Fourth, since I'm likely going to be carrying my smartphone anyway why would it matter which is lighter? Fifth, my wallet is just as awkward and actually less useful to carry as my smartphone. I've used ApplePay and frankly I MUCH prefer it when available to paying with cash 99% of the time. I would happily get rid of my wallet if the functionality could be integrated into my smartphone. I can't say the same in reverse.

    There are good reasons to want to carry cash but you didn't enumerate many of them and your arguments against smartphone payment systems are just nonsense. Good reasons to carry cash? Accepted almost anywhere, doesn't require power, largely anonymous, untraceable, accessible to everyone regardless of credit. Bad parts about cash? Requires a wallet, clumsy to handle especially in large quantities, anonymous, insecure, hard to track spending, untraceable, dirty. You'll note that some of those things are both good and bad features. It has all the good and bad features of any bearer instrument.

    Or simply carrying cash, which takes almost no space, weighs next to nothing, and is accepted everywhere?

    Umm, what? Cash takes up a substantial amounts of space especially if you carry any significant value of it and it requires you to carry a wallet to keep it in. My wallet takes up roughly the amount of physical space as my cell phone. I would be delighted to get rid of my wallet in favor of using a smartphone most of the time.

  121. FTFY by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Cash is amazingly INconvenient.

    Fixed that for you you. I hate dealing with and carrying cash. It's a huge pain in the ass 99% of the time.

    1. Re: FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe for you. You're just being an ass for assuming that you are in any way representing the majority. The bubble you're living in appears to be as thick-walked as Tim's.

    2. Re:FTFY by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

      Wow, really?

      I find cash to be perfectly convenient.

      I am assuming that other things you might find a huge pain in the ass:

      - Engaging the turn signal in your car or otherwise paying attention while driving
      - Bending over to pick up a piece of trash you accidently dropped on the ground
      - Washing your hands after using the bathroom
      - Turning off your cell phone in a movie theater
      - Waiting more than a day for someone to deliver stuff to your door step
      - Calling your mom on mother's day

      --
      My eyes reflect the stars and a smile lights up my face.
    3. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the new chip reader and the time it takes to get through the screens it's becoming far faster to pull out cash and pay that way. SO yes, cash is very convenient.

    4. Re:FTFY by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Inconvenient: having $200 cash stolen. More inconvenient: having $2000 cash taken spent because your credit card number was used, and long times on the phone trying to sort this out. Even more inconvenient: having your identity stolen because you only have an online life and all your purchases are digital and tracked.

      If I buy some clothes at the store, handing over cash is fast. If I hand over the credit card it is always slower. With secure chip and pin it is even slow than that. And having someone at the front of the line whining about how they should be using cashless transactions from the digital dongle they have is amazingly inconvenient.

      I do get it though. There is a major push from financial transaction companies to go cash-less, the marketing is full on. Ie, "FinTech" companies. This is not a grass roots campaign to get rid of cash, it is engineered astroturfing from Visa, Mastercard, etc. There's a push to make you feel weird and out of touch if you use cash, like a modern luddite. For example, http://www.mobilepaymentstoday.... With all that constant pressure to always be cool and hip, with giant corporations feeding you messages about how cash is not cool and hip, no wonder that people are being convinced that cash is inconvenient.

    5. Re:FTFY by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Tough shit. If you don't want my business, just say so.

      Well ... actually, you just did.

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  122. Slashdot Eds -- Did you misquote Tim Cook? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    "We're going to kill tax," he said. "Nobody likes to pay their taxes."

    1. Re:Slashdot Eds -- Did you misquote Tim Cook? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Or this? "We're going to kill headphone jacks," he said. "Nobody likes to connect their headphones."

    2. Re:Slashdot Eds -- Did you misquote Tim Cook? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Or this? "We're going to kill driving," he said. "Nobody likes to drive their car."

  123. Easy of use by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Cards that get input into the electronic device so I can try to use that in place of the card? Well, it's better than writing a check, but is otherwise completely unappealing.

    So you are saying you haven't tried it. I have and you should give it an honest try. At the risk of sounding like a fanboi, ApplePay is easily the most convenient means of paying I've used and I now use it whenever I can. Easier and faster than cash and WAY better than swiping a CC. No (dirty) change, no signature required (usually), more secure than a plain CC, I don't have to give my ID to the store clerk, and I don't need a wallet. It works smoothly and quickly. I'm not always a fan of Apple's products but they hit the mark with ApplePay.

    Now I'm NOT bashing cash. Cash is super useful sometimes and I think it's a vital financial tool, especially in certain circumstances like emergencies. But Apple and Google's smartphone payment systems are excellent and underutilized. I think Tim Cook targeting cash is missing the mark. What he should be targeting is replacing the need for a wallet. I sometimes need cash but I could happily do without having to carry a wallet 99% of the time. There is no reason my smartphone couldn't also serve as my wallet, insurance cards, credit card, driver's license, library card, etc. We could still have plastic cards and cash for when we need them but why do I need to carry them with me all the time? Makes no sense.

    Anyone who still uses checks is just an idiot who is unwilling to grow up and join the 21st century. Why checks are still a thing absolutely baffles me.

  124. Finally can use Charlton Heston quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from my cold, dead hands.

  125. Not if it kills you first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cash is king and all attempts to eradicate it are doomed to fail.

  126. Cash for travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cash is for people who travel and don't trust all the places they may get gas or a snack.
    Do you trust that boiled peanut vendor? or the 24/7 for some coffee?
    You can run across skimmers or waiters that take you card info anywhere.
    Will you hand over your phone and pin at the Posh restaurant you are buying dinner for a client at?
    or will you have to leave the table to pay? or drag the reader to your table?
    Tim is a left coast loon that thinks the whole world lives in a modern city (or wants to)

  127. He's going to kill Apple by AVryhof · · Score: 1

    Apple isn't going to kill cash with ...
    1. A Market share that fluctuates between 40% to 60% market share from generation to generation.
    2. People who still use terms like "Davenport" and "Ice Box"
    3. People who still use flip phones.
    4. Anyone who doesn't want to be tracked.

    I know several people who refuse to have cellular devices or bank cards because they would rather pay their bills in cash, or by converting cash into a money order and sending it.

    As for digital payment services for brick-and-mortar stores, the only one I have ever liked was tied to the store's POS system, and didn't require me to screw around with my phone at the checkout to pay. I just put my finger on a reader, entered a pin, and used one of the payment methods I had previously stored in their system.

  128. Who needs cash by radaos · · Score: 1

    "We're going to kill cash," he said. "Nobody likes to carry around cash." Got $800 just lying around? Buy an iPhone 7. $25 in your pocket you don't need? Buy our charging dongle! Don't you just hate having spare cash?

  129. And banks are preparing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To laugh their behinds off all while charging you to take care of your electronic cash, in Denmark bank bosses are publicly advocating that consumers are going to pay money to have money in the bank.... Wake up and stop these maniacs who would love to keep you as good little slaves without control of your own finances, one ought even to consider killing fiat and go pure metal to counter this assault on your freedom

  130. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer my privacy. Cash is King.

  131. Cash already 'killed' for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've stopped carrying cash ages ago. Over here, pretty much everything you buy can be paid for by plastic. The notable exception used to be the one man shops and the local market, but even there you can pay with plastic these days. I fully embraced paying with plastic long ago, and never looked back.

  132. Iran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even Iran would only accept cash.

  133. He should start with the area around Apple's HQ by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    Most restaurants and stores around the Apple HQ do *not* take ApplePay. Though they all take credit cards and cash.

  134. The Penny by leroybrown · · Score: 1

    Why not start small and just try to kill the penny?

    --
    Founder, Americans Allied Against Alliteration
  135. I Already Exist ! by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    I can go for several months at a time and never touch cash. The debit card is a great solution. And you can bet your last dime that criminals will hate a cashless society. At a certain point it will be almost impossible to get away with many common crimes. Imagine trying to sell a stolen car. Without an electronic record of where you purchased the car it is going to be so easy to catch you. And if you happen to get into a car wreck the amount of alcohol you purchased in the hours leading up to the wreck will pop up easily. And with more and better computer systems your car insurance payments can easily be continuously traced so if you are late on a payment the state can lock down your car until you are insured again. And if you are trying to hire a cashier for your business you could know instantly if the applicant is having money issues. The TRUTH will be an interesting change to watch as a certain amount of social discord will certainly result. I knew a wealthy girl who had an expensive and exhaustive background check on any guy that asker her out and she told me how often the guy would give an appearance of being rich while being so far in debt it was a wonder that they could have a pair of shoes. Broke males will go to great lengths to drive an ultra expensive car like a Rolls Royce as their scheme is to marry a very wealthy woman. it was not as if she would reject a poor guy at all. But when they met the guy had better be really candid about his finances and histories. Trying to marry rich can be quite expensive.

  136. "Going To" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you were really "going to", you would have already, instead of making statements.

  137. Stripper pay by backwardsposter · · Score: 1

    I'm imagining the setup to use only Apple Pay at strip clubs. Yes, that's all I'm imagining...

  138. I thought he was already dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't Johnny Cash die in 2003, and why does Tim Cook want him dead anyway?

  139. 'cause Apple says so by craterbutt · · Score: 1

    I guess it won't be long before all of the Chinese restaurants shutter their doors since no customers will pay cash anymore. Who knew 'Cash Only' payment had such a doomed future? For Tim's prediction to come true, I guess Android Pay will be gone too and Apple Pay will be the king of the hill on every Droid devices. Tim Cook sure knows how to 'cook' his own horse manure.

  140. no cash is a very bad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the banks have too much control over our money already! Mechanics was bought out 51% by a Texan who has fired the 2 heads at my branch. Now there are No Locally Owned Banks in the San Francisco Bay Area! I wonder if there are any in California? search took me to Georgia!
    This is part of the plot to dominate us & take away freedom of choice.
    SCREW CR-APPLE! they've gone "Gates" on us :( Time for a New Company!
    my last two macs have been piece of crap. not like the first ones. I TELL COOK TO SHOVE IT!
    taking away a head phone jack is also limiting our freedom

  141. Silver and Gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are fully prepared to trade in Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamonds, and barter.

    We will NOT relinquish further controls of our freedoms into the hands of rich and powerful people.

  142. Johnny died by naris · · Score: 1

    13 years ago...

  143. Apple's good at something, all right by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

    Ah, yes. Apple will kill cash. Just like it killed command-line interfaces, commodity PCs, feature phones, keyboards, and conventional watches. In the alternate universe where Tim Cook lives.

    Apple may have had its first loss-making quarter of the century, but it's still at the top of the bullshit sector.

  144. Re: Sorry, Tim... (+5 Fucking Funny) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You a big dummy

  145. Headline misleading by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    I thought the headline referred to the insanely high prices that would relieve everyone of cash!

  146. Cook is Apple's Balmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With every passing week I grow more convinced that Cook will prove to be as bad for Apple as Balmer was for MS.

  147. idea by surd1618 · · Score: 1

    Let's take some of Tim Cook's cash to Tijuana and pour it out of windows into a busy street and see how they feel about apple pay.

  148. Re:There's something else he's going to kill - App by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    crap software can easily be overcome with marketing.

    --
    Snowden and Manning are heroes.
  149. So Much The Courage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple kills the audio jack. Courage!
    Apple kills the MagSafe port. Courage!
    Apple kills cash. Courage!

    So much courage in one fragile, inspiring human being! Never stop dreaming Tim!

  150. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing Tim Cook is going to kill is Apple. He's a complete moron.