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Windows 10 Update Broke DHCP, Knocked Users Off the Internet (arstechnica.com)

Microsoft has quietly fixed a software update it released last week, which effectively prevented Windows 10 users from connecting to the Internet or joining a local network. From a report on ArsTechnica: It's unclear exactly which automatic update caused the problem or exactly when it was released -- current (unconfirmed) signs point to KB3201845 released on December 9 -- but whatever it was appeared to break DHCP (Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol), preventing Windows 10 from automatically acquiring an IP address from the network. There's also little detail on how many people were affected or why, but multiple cases have been confirmed across Europe by many ISPs. A Microsoft spokesperson has meanwhile confirmed that "some customers" had been experiencing "difficulties" getting online, but that's about it for public statements at present. However, a moderator on the company's forums has said the fix was included in a patch released on Tuesday called KB3206632.

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  1. Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having fun in Satnav's involuntary public beta testing program?

    1. Re:Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have to wonder about this specific bug. They fucked up DHCP? Doing what to it? The DHCP stack isn't something that needs regular tweaking; it's not like there are new features being introduced to DHCP all the time. The protocol is mature and relatively static, and the DHCP client in Windows has been robust for years. Even XP's DHCP client was rock solid, fully IPv6 aware, etc. There's nothing to be making changes to in that codebase. Just as I wouldn't expect CALC.EXE to get updated (and suddenly quit working) unless there's some major new discovery in mathematics that redefines how a calculator should operate, I wouldn't expect the DHCP client to be getting buggered when there haven't been any breakthroughs in IP lease assignment.

      So what the hell they were mucking around with - adding more spying? Everybody gets a persistent route to FBI HQ in their config?

    2. Re:Satnav by thegarbz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You don't need to touch a specific part of a stack to ruin something. Calc.exe would be equally screwed if you did something that broke the Win32API.

      Likewise the change could have been completely unrelated to DHCP. Did anyone confirm if the rest of the network stack was okay or did they just conclude that Microsoft broke a very specific part of DHCP?

      I once broke DHCP on my linux machine with a typo in an iptables script. That annoyed my especially since it was one of those bugs that was fine until the next reboot and the machine was headless.

    3. Re:Satnav by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Informative

      Reports mention that the failure to acquire an address is, at least sometimes, tied to the "Connected Devices Platform Service" crashing. Apparently this service is "used for Connected Devices and Universal Glass scenarios", which really clears things up.

      Nobody seems to have much to say on what exactly the 'connected devices platform' is; but it sounds like the problem isn't with the DHCP client itself; but with some questionably sensible abstraction layer failing at automagic above it, in the service of some windows-everywhere-in-the-connected-home fever dream.

      Sort of like the time they broke all those webcams, not by monkeying with UVC support; but by quietly inserting a poorly thought out frameserver without telling anyone because being able to log in with your face is obviously more important than Directshow working as expected.

    4. Re:Satnav by nmb3000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Having fun in Satnav's involuntary public beta testing program?

      No worries, I'll just disable automatic updates until they sort it out.

      Wait, I can't do that anymore? Oh.

      Okay then, I'll just not install the optional KB3206632 update.

      Wait, the only option is the December Rollup Update package? I can't disable single updates anymore? Oh.

      Okay then, I'll just look for my Windows 7 installation DVD and abandon this Windows 10 shit.

      Wait, they forced the same update model onto Windows 7 users? Oh.

      Okay then, so Microsoft changed their update model to take away all customer control, fired most of their QA department, and now releases update after update with bugs and problems?

      Well, fuck Microsoft.

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    5. Re: Satnav by jxander · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Linux on the metal. Windows in a VM.

      Took a little tweaking (you can google it) and it works perfectly for the vast majority of applications. I only found a slight degradation in the latest and greatest AAA vidya games. And even then, it's around a 10% loss in frame rate, or turning the graphics down from Ultra to Very High.

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    6. Re: Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, we can search for how to run Windows in a VM, but I'd bet we can already figure out how to do that and you haven't provided any details on how you got good performance out of your setup. Will you at least provide a hint to ease the narrowing of search results? Is this on VirtualBox, Xen, something else?

    7. Re:Satnav by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      You couldn't get an ip from an encrypted wifi connection. Probly a security update of some sort.

    8. Re:Satnav by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      I have win 7 pro and win 7 ultimate and my updates are shut off.

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    9. Re:Satnav by lostinbrave · · Score: 2

      There's your problem, you chose to reboot Linux. Don't you know it doesn't need it.

        Just kidding but I couldn't help myself.

    10. Re:Satnav by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

      No idea if it relates to this specific issue, but a LOT of patches stem from vulnerabilities being discovered in otherwise stable code. Given that DHCP clients can affect who you go to for DNS resolution, for example, it has "potential security issues" written all over it.

    11. Re:Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever runs W10 fucking deserve it, that's for sure.

    12. Re: Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck would you keep W in VM? It'll just keep updating at any given inconvenient time. So keeping an old version on the freezer is a nobrainer at this point, and then, just for shits and giggles.

    13. Re:Satnav by dwywit · · Score: 2

      Saw this on a customer's machine just yesterday. 'ipconfig /all' showed the wireless adapter's ip as 169.254.n.n but the gateway and DNS address was valid. That would indicate to me that the DHCP request was valid, but whatever came back as an IP address was faulty.

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    14. Re:Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may not be aware that vulnerabilities have been discovered in the Windows DHCP client.

    15. Re: Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On your point about calc.exe win 10 also needlessly screwed that up too. It doesn't automatically grab focus in win 10. want to hit the calculator button and perform a quick calculation? Fuck you, pitiful luser, you gotta mouse over to the window what is under whatever you previously had open, click INSIDE the display area and THEN go at it.

      How do you fuck up 20 plus years of user interface consistency?

    16. Re:Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The FBI doesn't believe that monks really exist.

    17. Re:Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once broke DHCP on my linux machine with a typo in an iptables script. That annoyed my especially since it was one of those bugs that was fine until the next reboot and the machine was headless.

      Interesting anacdote. Let me relay that back to you so you can see how that sounds, perhaps you should read it out loud: You broke DHCP with iptables. You rebooted a headless linux machine.

    18. Re: Satnav by jxander · · Score: 1
      Here ya go.

      It took me a week or so to get everything smoothed out, but it was a fun little experiment and it works like a charm now.

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    19. Re: Satnav by jxander · · Score: 1

      For games, mostly. My setup runs better than WINE...though it was a pain to get working (see my link, above)

      At least now, when MS does something stupid and crashes their OS, only a small little subset of my computing goes down. Plus, I have windows at work, so it pays to keep brushed up at home. Still on Win7 at the office, but they've been talking about going to 10.

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    20. Re: Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anyone ask for a fucking echo?

    21. Re:Satnav by rewardian · · Score: 1

      Sort of like the way NetworkManager often fucks up my networks arbitrarily (when I miss a NM_CONTROLLED=no).

    22. Re: Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Encrypted wifi connection is transport, not a DHCP server.

    23. Re:Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they really were adding some experience improvements which collect data. Users are their product, so the more they collect, the more data they can sell.

    24. Re:Satnav by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      And the universal result of any DHCP issue under Windows is that you fall into the hell of APIPA braindamage. Instead of saying "the last subnet I was on was x.y.z, I can't get a new DHCP address assigned so I'll try a probe with the last-known-good address to see if it's still free and limp along with that", it instead says "I'll choose an APIPA address on a subnet that's guaranteed not to work and go with that". It already has all the probing logic there (it's what APIPA uses), but instead of applying it logically it applies it in a totally braindamaged manner that knocks your PC off the network every time.

    25. Re: Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riiiight. Let me know when they finally support DHCP option 119. I know of at least one company merger that would have gone a HELL of a lot smoother if windows had fucking supported it.

    26. Re:Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DHCP is relatively static? If it's static, it's not DHCP :)

    27. Re:Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      disable automatic updates, use windows update catalog instead once a month and install critical security monthly updates, problem fucking solved

      the only problem is since november even the security only monthly update comes with telemetry and you have to take it. But you can at least disable it later (google diagtrack service)

      my guess is no ethernet drivers or patches are going to come in the security patch, so using the windows update catalog is the saner way to operate with windows update on windows 7 since they changed how it works this summer, is working pretty decently. Its still inferior to linux, but is manageable unlike windows 10

    28. Re: Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks!

    29. Re: Satnav by JohnFurcean · · Score: 1

      Yes, everything worked fine for PCs that where experiencing DHCP issues if you manually configured the IP but wouldn't connect if you switched back to DHCP.

    30. Re: Satnav by strikethree · · Score: 1

      WTF? AAA titles running reasonably in a VM? I find that VERY difficult to believe. What VM software are you using? If it were really only a 10% hit, I would keep a Windows based VM around just to ensure I kept up with whatever crap they are spewing out nowadays.

      Have you tried this with GTA V? I can run on ultra settings if I run Windows natively (which I have not done for over a year now). Are you seriously implying that I would be able to run GTA V in a VM on high settings?

      I will have to try it out because you will surely say yes to cover your ass but it will not be true and you KNOW it is not true.

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    31. Re: Satnav by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      That isn't a confirmation of everything. That is a confirmation of basic TCP communication on a small subset of ports you chose to test.
      To be honest this is not something you can confirm easily so it was a silly question to pose.

      But in my case I broke DHCP by blocking port 65 accidentally. Everything else kept working too which is why I didn't notice till the next reboot when the network interfaces needed reinitialisation.

      Speaking of, this problem only occurs during suspend, hibernation, and quick startup and is solved by doing a reboot, which makes me inclined to believe that it's not DHCP itself but some other part of the network stack. But this is all speculation.

    32. Re:Satnav by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Probably a poorly thought at back door to get around firewall blocks on all non-user requested access to the internet, making sure people can not block the monitoring. Ahh compulsory updates fuck you very much M$.

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    33. Re: Satnav by jxander · · Score: 1

      See my link, a few posts up. Or just google Linux GPU pass through and look for the Reddit post.

      It takes some fairly specific hardware, and a good deal of tweaking, but it's certainly possible.

      Hell, that Linus guy on youtube built a massive rig that hosted 7 separate VMs on a single rig that could all run AAA games at top notch quality. That was mostly for kicks, but setting up a single instance in your home shouldn't be too bad.

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    34. Re: Satnav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There you go, getting smart finally. Apple is better than M$ and their hardware is elegant but for a price and they aren't that much better.

  2. I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I couldn't get online.

    1. Re:I tried to get the patch by InfiniteBlaze · · Score: 1

      Static IP? I'm sure some people probably thought their computers were broken and took them in for service, but since they couldn't get on the internet, most people probably called their ISPs, who have technicians trained on troubleshooting networking issues.

    2. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anon-Admin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sure some people probably thought their computers were broken and took them in for service,but since they couldn't get on the internet, most people probably called their ISPs, who have technicians in India who have no troubleshooting skills beyond asking them to reboot.

      I fixed that sentence for you.

    3. Re:I tried to get the patch by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      And who rapidly pulled a "Not my problem" approach.
      I got a call from a friend who was desperate for support (and no money to pay for it). Since her daughter's tablet could connect just fine Comcast's answer was it's the computer; not our problem.

      I had to ask them multiple times to just give me the base settings for the damn router (they can query from their end) so I would know what scope to configure a static IP for this person's PC in. Bunch of unhelpful twats.

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    4. Re:I tried to get the patch by Immerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. Seems to me an awful lot of affected people ought to bill Microsoft for having a tech guy come set things right for them. Even accidentally breaking the means of acquiring repairs is a special sort of evil.

      I know it's not exactly difficult to manually assign an IP, but only if you know what you're doing.

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    5. Re:I tried to get the patch by amias · · Score: 2

      use the arp young grasshopper

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    6. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you were really that good, you'd look up the IP on the tablet and not even bother calling Comcast. Hand in your network card.

    7. Re:I tried to get the patch by vux984 · · Score: 2

      I had to ask them multiple times to just give me the base settings for the damn router (they can query from their end) so I would know what scope to configure a static IP for this person's PC in.

      The daughters tablet was working... why wouldn't you just have grabbed the info from that?

      On the other hand, my brother in law hit the same issue on a couple of his PCs... he just did a system restore to before the update. And he was up and running.

      People here seem perpetually determined to do things the hard way. :)

    8. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some tablets are really really dumb.

    9. Re:I tried to get the patch by zlives · · Score: 1

      you get what you paid for...

    10. Re:I tried to get the patch by Kjella · · Score: 2

      I know it's not exactly difficult to manually assign an IP, but only if you know what you're doing.

      I thought you said they were Win10 users.

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    11. Re:I tried to get the patch by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know it's not exactly difficult to manually assign an IP, but only if you know what you're doing.

      I know what ya mean- for some reason my grandma just never got the hang of configuring DHCP or assigning static IPs.

      I tried to email with instructions her but she never responded.

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    12. Re:I tried to get the patch by dpidcoe · · Score: 2

      and apparently so are some people who style themselves as geeks

    13. Re:I tried to get the patch by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Tablet was a kindle... easier said than done to get that info off it.

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    14. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was really confused and I have a MS in computer science and 30 years experience. Fortunately I figured out it was not the ISP as my OS/X was working and so I just had the network restarted from the admin account in MS10 . My ISP (Frontier) had figured it out by the evening also, and it has techs from the US who speak English. Most people were left wondering and eventually relying on there ISP. Seems MS caused many millions of dollars worth of wasted time because of poor QA.

    15. Re:I tried to get the patch by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      http://classroom.synonym.com/i...

      It's as easy as it is on other android devices.

    16. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I had this happen to 1 machine at work, and did this to fix it:

      netsh winsock reset catalog (Reset WINSOCK entries to installation defaults)
      netsh int ipv4 reset reset.log (Reset IPv4 TCP/IP stack to installation defaults)

    17. Re: I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I'm paying a lot so they better start giving.

    18. Re:I tried to get the patch by admin7087 · · Score: 2

      Windows 10 Home is a whopping $119.99 and even the people who got the free upgrade have paid a lot of money for the previous operating system.

    19. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you have forgotten more than you have learned!

    20. Re:I tried to get the patch by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      uh, no, it's super easy. methinks your handle is a bit of a misnomer

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    21. Re:I tried to get the patch by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Which, according to the article, actually fixes it in this case.

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    22. Re:I tried to get the patch by omnichad · · Score: 1

      even the people who got the free upgrade have paid a lot of money for the previous operating system.

      Or for repairs when their system was broken by the upgrade process too.

    23. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had this happen to 1 machine at work, and did this to fix it:

      netsh winsock reset catalog (Reset WINSOCK entries to installation defaults)
      netsh int ipv4 reset reset.log (Reset IPv4 TCP/IP stack to installation defaults)

      All of that cryptic command-line mumbo-jumbo just proves it: Windows is not yet ready for the desktop.

    24. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      "I am veddy soddy sar. Yooo are goingd doo av doo reeboot your combutar sar."

    25. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a policy of delaying win 10 updates for a week...maybe 2 weeks now.

    26. Re:I tried to get the patch by chipschap · · Score: 2

      Good reason to keep a Linux boot disk/rescue disk or thumb drive handy.

    27. Re:I tried to get the patch by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I have a MS in computer science and 30 years experience. And yet you allow Windows 10 on your computer. 'nuff said.

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    28. Re:I tried to get the patch by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "I fixed that sentence for you."

      No, you didn't, you introduced punctuational fuckups (such as missing a space after your comma between the quoted "service, but".)

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    29. Re:I tried to get the patch by Khyber · · Score: 0

      Apparently you're just as dumb if you think just knowing the regular IP is going to fix shit with a hosed DHCP config..

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    30. Re:I tried to get the patch by Khyber · · Score: 1, Troll

      Sheeeit, with Linux your CLI command code to do the same thing is at least double that length.

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    31. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern arp arpers know that ONLY arp can arp arps! ARP!

    32. Re:I tried to get the patch by zlives · · Score: 2

      like i said, should have bought a mac.

    33. Re:I tried to get the patch by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Then you can have hardware failures ignored too.

    34. Re:I tried to get the patch by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      bill Microsoft for having a tech guy come

      I have to ask, do people actually do this?

    35. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a policy of delaying win 10 updates for a week...maybe 2 weeks now.

      as opposed to all earlier versions of windows?

    36. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have an email printed out from Dell support that says

      "Since reinstalling your OS did not fix your issue, please reinstall your OS."

    37. Re:I tried to get the patch by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Seems to me an awful lot of affected people ought to bill Microsoft for having a tech guy come set things right for them.

      I'd like to paraphrase that as "people ought to bill Gates" but I guess I'm too late.

      Seriously, though, what is it with computers/software that makes them exempt from basic consumer protection laws? You pay Microsoft for a product and they sell you a broken one, is it too much to ask for them to come and fix at their expense?

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    38. Re:I tried to get the patch by zlives · · Score: 1

      hasn't been my experience, typically change out of it before warranty expires.

    39. Re:I tried to get the patch by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You only keep your hardware for a year? Or are you talking about paid insurance?

      They're well known for ignoring hardware issues:
      MagSafe Adapter Class Action Lawsuit
      Touch Disease / Bendgate
      2011 Macbook Pro GPU Overheating Issue

      There are dozens more - including using a defective SATA cable in recent iMacs. I don't have time to list them all. Being a statistical anomaly like yourself does not make Apple actually better than they really are.

    40. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL !

    41. Re:I tried to get the patch by nuckfuts · · Score: 2

      I had this happen to 1 machine at work, and did this to fix it:

      netsh winsock reset catalog (Reset WINSOCK entries to installation defaults)
      netsh int ipv4 reset reset.log (Reset IPv4 TCP/IP stack to installation defaults)

      I had this happen to my machine, and did this to fix it:

      ipconfig /renew

    42. Re:I tried to get the patch by MrL0G1C · · Score: 0

      Article is wrong, rebooting does not fix the issue.

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    43. Re:I tried to get the patch by Zxern · · Score: 1

      Setting a static IP didn't work either. I had to run the network reset to fix it. Probably could have fixed it by removing the nic and reinstalling it, but the reset is just easier.

    44. Re: I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 would squirt liquid from nostrils again.

    45. Re:I tried to get the patch by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're just as dumb if you think just knowing the regular IP is going to fix shit with a hosed DHCP config..

      Please quote the part where I said knowing "the regular IP" (whatever the hell that's supposed to mean) would fix a hosed DHCP config. For all you know I was referring to people who jump to conclusions.

    46. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There is never any problem with Macs." is something I've heard people say.
      Those who had problems with Macs switch back to Windows and never says anything good about Apple ever again.
      Apparently their customer support is also of the opinion that "There is never an problem with Macs".

    47. Re:I tried to get the patch by SeaFox · · Score: 2

      Article is wrong, rebooting does not fix the issue.

      Hi. Internet Tech Support here.
      It actually does -- at least temporarily.
      I have first-hand experience with dozens of Windows 10 users over the last few days to back up my statement. What do you have?

      I suspect the reloading of the system kernal and drivers that takes place when one does a "Restart" (as opposed to choosing Shutdown and then turning the machine on again) is related. A normal shutdown would by default use Windows's "Fast Startup" feature, but using the Restart command does not.

    48. Re:I tried to get the patch by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      bill Microsoft for having a tech guy come

      I have to ask, do people actually do this?

      People who set up businesses that are very Internet-dependent, but are too stupid/cheap to have an on-staff person with IT skills might try.
      First they will call their ISP and try and bully them into supporting their corporate network for free.

    49. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /etc/init.d/networking restart

      That's double the length, right?

    50. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're clearly missing his point.

    51. Re:I tried to get the patch by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Heh, the handle is fine, just not the right layer of the OSI model.
      It's a case of "You do computer stuff, thus you know everything about computers"
      Mind you, I've never used a kindle at all, and had no computer with me other than the one that couldn't connect to look anything up on (and would have had to pry said slab out of a little kids hands...)

      All my networking knowledge is at layers 3 and lower. By the time you're de-encapsulating the packet I no longer care about it... But if you're having an elusive BER issue I will be happy to bust out the TDR, look at the wire, magnetics, and clock recovery systems on both ends to debug it for you.
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    52. Re:I tried to get the patch by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yeah okay. Small businesses I can understand. But otherwise I don't actually know of anyone who pays support for computers.

      Remember the old joke? "Is there someone under the age of 13 in the house? I have a computer problem!"

    53. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, what did you expect from Comcast???

    54. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) ifconfig eth0 192.168.0.42 up; route add default gw 192.168.0.1
      2) linux users know what a command line is, windows is supposed to be click and point

    55. Re:I tried to get the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think there are at least two variants of trouble you can get into with Windows 10 and DHCP.

      My Windows 10 laptop has this problem off and on, and "ipconfig /renew" indeed fixes it.

      I have a friend who has a Windows 10 laptop and has ran into this problem, and ipconfig /renew does NOT fix it. He's tried rebooting, too, and cannot get it back online. I'm going to give him the netsh commands and see if it works for him, too.

  3. Big deal by pijokela · · Score: 1

    They should just download a new fix from internet to make it work again. Yawn.

    1. Re:Big deal by sd4f · · Score: 1

      I got hit with this problem on my desktop machine. I was preparing to reinstall the network card drivers, so when I uninstalled them, and rebooted, it began working again with the default ones. Once it worked, I just left it. I was worried that it may have been a hardware failure on my motherboard. Good to now get confirmation that it was a software issue cause by MS.

  4. Having fun yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there anyone out there that is not yet aware that this is basically one giant beta test?

    1. Re:Having fun yet? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is there anyone out there that is not yet aware that this is basically one giant beta test?

      Yes, me. A beta test means that there is a plan to release a finished product. I see no such plan.

    2. Re:Having fun yet? by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      Why do you think we tested it on Europe first.

    3. Re:Having fun yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But aren't all Google's applications in eternal beta stage and their only way to end beta-testing is to kill the product.

    4. Re:Having fun yet? by aevan · · Score: 1

      We could use the Steam naming convention and call it an EA. Those (apparently) don't actually need to reach release, and come with a built in army of rabid fans that disclaim any bug of any severity as 'perfectly fine, it's an EA', even if it persists for years.

    5. Re:Having fun yet? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      But aren't all Google's applications in eternal beta stage and their only way to end beta-testing is to kill the product.

      Bahahaha. Google's applications aren't the product. We are the product.

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    6. Re:Having fun yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a most excellent point, I think I need to adjust my approach to picking on Microsoft.

  5. Networking.....Windows Update? by segedunum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Always on updates................ How do people get the update fixing the update when you've broken their fucking network you dumbasses?

    1. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Always on updates................ How do people get the update fixing the update when you've broken their fucking network you dumbasses?

      Simple. You buy and install a server that can feed a pxe environment through bootp, and install the patches that way...

    2. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by amias · · Score: 1

      boot into linux , download the update , do something cool , forget about rebooting into windows and applying the update, keep doing cool things, evolve , etc....

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    3. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by vux984 · · Score: 2

      System restore to before the update.

      The hard part is not getting the update that's easy.

      The hard part is finding out that its a known issue with the last update; and that you need to get a new update... since you are offline and can't search to find out. (assuming this computer was your only internet access)

      But really, if my computer did an update, and then couldn't connect to the network, step one is to roll back the update. Windows can still do that... unlike, say Apple OSes.

      That's not to say I am onboard with Microsoft's forced udpates program. It seriously pisses me off. Apple gets points for not forcing them.

    4. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 0

      This is the exact same question I asked when years ago Microsoft put out a patch for XP which completely killed the network stack.

      Microsoft's response was to go out to their site and get the patch to fix the issue.

        *blink* *blink*

      And to think these are the people who are getting paid exorbitant amounts of money to put out such shitty software.

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    5. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Either you and I have different definitions of simple or you're a lot better at sarcasm than I.

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    6. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      And to think these are the people who are getting paid exorbitant amounts of money to put out such shitty software.

      Why shouldn't they? People happily throw their money at them for this shitty software, no matter how much that software makes their lives miserable.

      This situation will never change until customers finally wise up and start voting with their feet. I don't expect to see that happen in my lifetime.

    7. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      This is a job for a Raspberry Pi. Can't wait. Gotta find an image to do this.

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    8. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      boot into linux ,

      Lol, I can see it now....

      Caller: Microsoft support? Yeah, I applied the latest patch and my PC won't connect to the internet!"

      Microsoft: "Okay, first thing you need to do is download Linux. Oh, wait, you can't connect to the internet. Okay, go to an internet cafe or a friend's home, someone who was smart enough to stick with Win 7. Get them to download a copy of Linux, I recommend Linux Mint. The burn it to a CD or put it on a flash drive. Go back home. Boot from the CD or the flash drive, then follow the prompts that say "Install Linux Mint". Okay, then restart your computer and select "Linux" at the bootloader menu. From now on, do this every time you boot and this will permanently fix your Windows problem...."

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    9. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that does not help as MS force feeds the broken updates whenever the machine is back online. Only when MS stops spreading the broken upgrades the problem can stop as a user has no way to prevent machine getting re-infected with bad updates.

    10. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by vux984 · · Score: 1
    11. Re: Networking.....Windows Update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming Windows didn't helpfully disable System Restore for you....

    12. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by Khyber · · Score: 2

      Answer: You simply have no sense of humor.

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    13. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      You expect the average user to know how to read or understand half of that, let alone know how to operate Windows in a proper manner.

      -50 geek points for you.

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    14. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Considering 'voting with your feet' got replaced with 'voting with your wallet' DECADES ago, no fucking wonder you don't expect to see people voting with their feet in your lifetime.

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    15. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by thegarbz · · Score: 4, Informative

      How do people get the update fixing the update when you've broken their fucking network you dumbasses?

      I'm sure the Microsoft people never thought of this and the Slashdot people are smarter. After all we only ran a story a few days ago about how this problem is transient and doesn't persist through a full restart, which is precisely what Microsoft is telling people to do. (It was also mentioned in TFA)

      This is one of those issues which will affect some Slashdot users more than mum and dad's, not because the Slashdot users are more technically minded and mess with their machines, but because they seem incapable of doing something as simple as reading.

    16. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      System restore to before the update.

      Or simply reboot. The problem does not persist through a normal reboot. But to know that you'd need to have read a story on Slashdot which covered this.

    17. Re: Networking.....Windows Update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, the great thing about Linux is that the shitty desktop experience doesn't cost you money.

    18. Re:Networking.....Windows Update? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      No. I don't. The 'average user' is hosed either way. Either he gets the updates forced on him and is hosed when they go bad, or he doesn't and he's turned into a puddle of malware. There is no winning move.

      Linux or BSD isn't any better... "average users" are boned there too if something goes sideways*. As are OSX users.

      * of course with *nix most users aren't average users. But if we put 'averages users' there we end up the same.

  6. Money can't buy you Pride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite their billions of dollars in resources, so many large organizations seem unable to provide even a modicum of quality control.

    Where is the pride in producing a high quality product?

    1. Re:Money can't buy you Pride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gives a damn about pride? Companies are unable to sustain themselves so they ask other people (aka investors) to sustain them. Investors like money. Not philosophy, not pride. Money. Unfortunately it also happens with people, which won't give a damn about anyone unless anyone gives them money.

    2. Re:Money can't buy you Pride by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Why should they give two shits about producing a high quality product? They can easily claim with marketing that their product *is* "high quality" even if it's not. The only thing that's important is profit, and if idiot customers continue to give them their money, this situation will not change. Microsoft is correct to do a half-ass job on its releases and updates, and let users pay the price in lost productivity and expensive support calls, so that MS can enjoy higher profits.

  7. Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The stability and security of Microsoft products has always been (insert pejorative here), but this is getting really serious. They need to reassemble at least a small portion of the QA team that was flushed.

    They've been soundly beaten in every area of innovation they've tried so all that's left is corporate lock-in of Windows and Office. If they continue to risk that monopoly revenue stream shareholders are not going to stand for it.

    Captcha: upkeep

    1. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The stability and security of Microsoft products

      Microsoft finally released their securest version of Microsoft Windows Operating System in their history. If the computer running Microsoft Windows 10 cannot connect to the global Internet or an internal network, the computer cannot become compromised by anything including further updates of the operating system software. Congratulations Mr. Indian CEO!

      If not for the fact UEFI firmware updates can only be applied via Microsoft Windows 10, I would remove even the reduced partition allocated to Microsoft Windows 10 on my new ultrabook computer. Maybe next year I will upgrade the SSD from 256 GB to 1 TB but I doubt Microsoft will allow such a radical hardware change without a mandatory telephone call to them requesting a new key. If there was an external panel allowing easy swapping of the SSD, I would just put the 1 TB SSD into the computer and only use the original 256 GB SSD once a year for any updated firmware.

    2. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      They've been soundly beaten in every area of innovation they've tried so all that's left is corporate lock-in of Windows and Office. If they continue to risk that monopoly revenue stream shareholders are not going to stand for it.

      What are you talking about? How are they risking those revenue streams? It doesn't matter how many mistakes they make like this, or how awful the Windows experience becomes: users (especially businesses) simply *will not* abandon the Windows platform, no matter what. It makes zero sense for them to employ QA testers, and waste all that money on salaries, when they can just let their customers suffer with these problems instead, and enjoy having their customers continue to throw piles of money at them for this treatment.

    3. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OpenSSL has a serious vulnerability for 2 years and nobody bats an eye.

      I assume you are referring to HeartBleed.

      Let's start with the obvious: OpenSSL had a vulnerability which no one knew about for 2 years. As soon as it was discovered, a fix was issued 6 days after the bug was discovered.

      Now let's talk about the details: Heartbleed was a vulnerability which would allow someone to undermine security of OpenSSL. It didn't stop computers from functioning outright.

      Lastly, EVERYONE treated Heartbleed as serious. Your assertion that "nobody bats an eye." is an outright lie.

      Microsoft has a network issue for a week and the Linux fags line up to crucify people. What a community of hypocritical fuckwits.

      Way to downplay the problem which is not entirely accurate: MS released an update which borks their customer's internet connection.

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    4. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People pay Microsoft billions of dollars to deliver a supposedly high-quality product. Get it yet?

    5. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      OpenSSL has a serious vulnerability for 2 years and nobody bats an eye. Microsoft has a network issue for a week and the Linux fags line up to crucify people. What a community of hypocritical fuckwits.

      OpenSSL, I believe, is free (and somewhat if not an open source). The vulnerability went under radar for 2 years because nobody publicly disclosed until then. The patch came out pretty soon after. On the other hand, Windows 10 is NOT FREE. Either you bought the OS before or it came with a device you had paid for. You could upgrade it from Windows 7, but it still falls into what I mentioned earlier. You are supposed to get what you paid for...

    6. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OpenSSL has a serious vulnerability for 2 years and nobody bats an eye.

      I assume you are referring to HeartBleed.

      Let's start with the obvious: OpenSSL had a vulnerability which no one knew about for 2 years.

      Proving (yet again) that the claim made by open source advocates of "many eyes make bugs shallow" is bullshit. The reason that the bug went unnoticed for 2 years is that nobody was looking at the source code. Not even the people who wrote it.

    7. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say never. We're looking at replacing our Exchange infrastructure in the next 2-3 years, and I said after I brought us up to Exchange 2010 that whatever moderate benefits Exchange offers, I wouldn't be pushing ahead with another version, and now that I'm in a management position with the authority to decide, I'm definitely not going to be staying with Exchange. At the moment the most likely route will be Google's offerings, and once we've broken away from Exchange-Outlook, I think it's likely that MS-Office won't be far behind, and neither will Active Directory, so there goes the Windows servers. For us the biggest challenge is moving away from Excel and our Windows-based accounting system.

      The experience in our upgrade to Windows 10 has fully convinced me that Microsoft is going in a direction which renders it fairly unfriendly to business. Costs keep mounting for licensing, but so do the plague of problems, and while everything gets fixed in time, overall, Windows 10 has been a pretty shitty experience. If we go to cloud-based solutions, I can just buy everyone Chromebooks if I want.

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    8. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 4, Informative

      Proving (yet again) that the claim made by open source advocates of "many eyes make bugs shallow" is bullshit. The reason that the bug went unnoticed for 2 years is that nobody was looking at the source code. Not even the people who wrote it.

      Except someone did find it, even if it took awhile. How does that work with a closed-source product like Windows? How many critical vulnerabilities are lurking in there, perhaps bugs or perhaps intentionally introduced at the behest of governments, and simply cannot be discovered because the source isn't available?

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    9. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      Its called "Battered spouse" syndrome.. One spouse, often the man, but not always, beats the shit out of the weaker spouse, verbally abuses him/her, but said abused spouse won't leave the batterer because ...reasons... In this case, the battering "spouse" is Microsoft and the weaker "spouse", the millions of abused Windows 10 users (and their support staffs) who won't leave Microsoft behind because .....reasons.... A lot of us, were we to be on the recieving end of MS's abuse wouldn't put up with it... and it is a growing number of *us*...... Windows 10 is the BEST advertisement for Linux possible!!!!

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    10. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Taking you literally for a moment: If they cannot be discovered, then they cannot be exploited.

    11. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      (Unless you put them there)

    12. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's odd. My mobo can do UEFI updates just fine without booting into a OS. My Windows 8 install also doesn't have this "gotta call m$" plague that the computers at work do thanks to the efforts of those smart people over at The Pirate Bay. I actually like that tile start menu thingie. It's great for launching video games, which is the only reason I have Windows at all.

    13. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft finally released their securest version of Microsoft Windows Operating System in their history"

      Yet the ad-ridden sleep/user selection screen is still as vulnerable as it was in Windows ME, actually moreso since it can actually execute code in the background from those ads.

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    14. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Khyber · · Score: 0

      "How does that work with a closed-source product like Windows?"

      Easy - you just mis-click or mis-type something and see that it fucks up. Basic fucking observation, something you Linux n00bs (including you man-page writers) fail to understand.

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    15. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Khyber · · Score: 1

      " At the moment the most likely route will be Google's offering"

      Enjoy Google sniffing and stealing your shit with their machine learning. I just learned they did exactly that to me and sold the knowledge out of my e-mail database to fucking China. How? One of my e-mails ended up getting re-routed and the idiot that received it did a reply-all, thus re-sending the stolen data back to me.

      Google is heavily invested in stealing your technology.
      Same way Spez is heavily invested in pleasing u/SuperAngryGuy (aka Thomas Jenner) and ruining the lives of many others that did horticulture that tried to get exposure on Reddit. Kickbacks are guaranteed.

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    16. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a bug. Lots of people looked at the code, and somebody found the reason for the bug almost immediately. Sounds like many eyes making a bug shallow to me.

      Did you come up with some weird personal interpretation for that phrase of Raymond's which you're insisting on projecting onto other people just so that you can "disprove" them? That's nothing more than a rudimentary straw man argument.

    17. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did have fun supporting all the older folks after the calls to hell-desk had reset WiFi routers to default and pooched user's network settings.

      I had to write out instructions for "release/renew IP address" and how to check. real PITA. this was an example of poor QA.

      This is not really a defensible position for the M$-fanboi with the "decimated QA" whatever that statement means. pooching the unknowing's PC to make it no longer function without external help is a bad thing.

      It's not on the same level as a vulnerability. "vulnerable to an exploit" does not equal "broken/unusable without external/local help"

    18. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, that doesn't follow at all. Bugs in Windows are constantly being exploited without the attackers having to discover the actual bugs themselves. Even with Heartbleed itself, the exploit was discovered before the bug that made the exploit possible was known (and OpenSSL's source code wasn't even used to discover how to exploit it, so don't bother trying to argue that security through obscurity would have helped).

    19. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      We have Windows 10. We're already handing mountains of data to MS, so what's the difference? And I've been using GMail for well over a decade and never experienced what you did.

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    20. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy - you just mis-click or mis-type something and see that it fucks up. Basic fucking observation, something you Linux n00bs (including you man-page writers) fail to understand.

      I don't think you understand how computers work. Some vulnerabilities neither involve clicking or typing so using that to test is, frankly, short sighted. Based on your arguments, how do explain the fact that someone at MS did not click or type to determine that their update broke internet connections.

    21. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can be exploited once the information relating to them is disseminated. Discovery isn't the only way to get access to intentionally introduced vulnerabilities. That is, if you'd like to talk literally.

    22. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      The reason that the bug went unnoticed for 2 years is that nobody was looking at the source code. Not even the people who wrote it.quote>

      If MS introduced a security bug instead of a functional bug in the last update, when would people have noticed? I would bet you almost never. The only reason people noticed the flaw in the last update was it broke their internet connections.

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    23. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by mr.dreadful · · Score: 1

      I laugh every time someone rails against open-source. If only there was a company that has been successful building their business on open-source (google), or used open-source to improve their OS (apple), or even decided to ignore Microsoft's history of Linux FUD and adopt OS anyway (microsoft). Have you been to the valley?

    24. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not true that the source is not available. I'm sure the NSA has a copy, for example.

    25. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problem here is that number of bad guys with eyes on the code compares unfavorably with the number of good guys with eyes on the code.

      Sure, people can (and do) find these things even without source. And things like bug bounties help with the mismatch, but it's still naturally more favorable for open source vs. closed source assuming we compare projects of similar size, scope and popularity (i.e. apples to apples).

    26. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't be exploited until they are.

    27. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your Lithium supply ran out a week ago. We are automatically refilling your next order and having it sent to you overnight.

      -- Google's Email Team.

    28. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >OpenSSL had a vulnerability which no one knew about for 2 years.

      That's not true, no one was monitoring for it so no one knows how many times it was exploited or who slipped it into the application in the first place.

    29. Re:Yet another result of decimated QA by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      That's not true, no one was monitoring for it so no one knows how many times it was exploited or who slipped it into the application in the first place.

      Er what? You do know how Open Source works right? Because OpenSSL is open source, people can exactly know when the bug was introduced and in what version, patch, line of OpenSSL. It was introduced on Dec 31, 2011 into the repository by Robin Seggelmann. OpenSSL 1.0 was released as stable Mar 14, 2012 with the flaw. The flaw was patched Apr 7 2014.

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  8. had to restart dhcp service by raluxs · · Score: 1

    I had this same problem with several windows 10 machines, seems like restarting DHCP service (sometimes several times) to make it take an IP address. After that it sometimes work and sometimes fails requiring another service restart

    1. Re:had to restart dhcp service by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I had this same problem with several windows 10 machines, seems like restarting DHCP service (sometimes several times) to make it take an IP address. After that it sometimes work and sometimes fails requiring another service restart

      Earlier versions of Windows had a problem with mobile computers, in that it would start using the old cached DHCP assigned address before it acquired a new one. When travelling between networks that had overlapping subnets, that could lead to all sorts of problems, for other machines too. The worst being if your old assigned address was the IP of the DHCP server in the new network...
      I think they have fixed that, though.

  9. "some customers" experiencing "difficulties" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few "hopeless flesh bags" will be unable to "upload" their "entire digital footprint" to "foodstagram" for a few "minutes to hours" so yeah, we're "so sorry."

  10. Continues to enjoy Windows 7. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How's that Windows 10 working out for you all? :)

    1. Re:Continues to enjoy Windows 7. by LVSlushdat · · Score: 2

      hehe Dumped Windows totally... Nothing but Linux... Its like what computing *should* be.... Feels pity for those who either are forced to use MS products or just think they have to....

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    2. Re:Continues to enjoy Windows 7. by chipschap · · Score: 1

      hehe Dumped Windows totally... Nothing but Linux... Its like what computing *should* be.

      I've done the same ... I still have a Win 8.1 partition but almost never boot it. There are a few games on it but mostly I can't be bothered and it's too distasteful.

      Windows fans and/or anti-Linuxers make a point that a Linux system requires a lot of manual set up and tweaking. While not as bad as they make it out to be, there is admittedly some and it does take me a couple of days to get a brand new installation set up completely as I want it (I'm especially particular).

      But the point that's missed is that from then on, installing updates is easy and done when you want to, not when you're forced to. And in years and years I've never had a Linux update cause the kind of problems we've seen with Windows 10 updates. The number of update related problems and their lack of severity has been so minimal I'm hard pressed to think of one offhand. (I've run Mint for a long time and other distros before that, such as Ubuntu, Suse, Fedora, Debian ... all the way back to SoftLanding or whatever it was called).

  11. A million drunk monkeys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are typing up the patches, and two of them test it.

  12. Update available! by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

    So the patch knocked computers off of the internet.

    How are they planning on patching them if they can't access the internet?

    What am I missing here?

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    1. Re:Update available! by subanark · · Score: 3, Funny

      Uninstall patch, then update?

    2. Re:Update available! by Moof123 · · Score: 1

      Wish I could mod you funny... Maybe sad too?

    3. Re:Update available! by subanark · · Score: 1

      3rd party drivers break all the time. This is the standard solution (minus the update part).This gets attention as Microsoft is held to a higher standard than OEMs, and device manufactures.

    4. Re:Update available! by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Not saying it works flawlessly, but rollback has been around since Windows 98. Linux? As of 2011 at least, the general consensus is reinstalling being faster than fixing the problem under Linux. Gee, that's the EXACT SAME SOLUTION for Windows.

      IOW, fucking useless.

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    5. Re:Update available! by subanark · · Score: 1

      I think uninstalling is faster than a rollback though. If you're using Windows, go to the "View Installed updates", right click on the one you don't want and select uninstall.

  13. Re:VMs for Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because for the first time in 2 decades there was a network issue? Typical Linux fags make a big deal out of a minor problem that got fixed rapidly.

  14. Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft breaks user's ability to go online. Yet their fix is to go online and get the update.

    1. Re:Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catch 22??

  15. I have an idea by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    I'll just go online and download the patch...ohhh waaaaait.
    I run a computer repair company and saw this on 2 customer's computers. The fix was inconsistent too. Some responded to ipconfig commands, some didn't.

    1. Re:I have an idea by BenjiTheGreat98 · · Score: 1

      I had this on a couple clients and after I reset TCP using netsh that seems to have fixed it for them.

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  16. It did more than that. by Dust038 · · Score: 1

    It Cleared out my Statically set Ethernet Connections on my NIC. I was confused that my Router told me I wasn't my static address. Logged into my Router GUI and sure enough there I was floundering with the wrong address. And then like others report, I had to restart my DHCP Service. And as a thing to note, Windows Network Troubleshooting actually worked for the first time, and said your DHCP Service is off and Fixed it. It ACTUALLY fixed it. Maybe this was all a test of their Troubleshooter.

    1. Re:It did more than that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      honestly when having issues bouncing from network to network (different ethernet ports AND going to and from wifi while disabling the devices not being used) I often ran that troubleshooter because it was actually faster as disabling and enabling the nic to get it working again than I was.

      So apparently it now has 2 features? lol

    2. Re:It did more than that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing here on both 7 and 10. I have had plenty of issues switching between networks and short of restarting the troubleshooter does a decent job of fixing the issue. For a while there I even tried to look up a way to make it run at logon. Never figured out a way to do so.

  17. That'd explain it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the sometimes flakey intel wifi card had finally gone.

  18. It happened to me by mwn3d · · Score: 1

    I think I was affected by this. A release/renew fixed it until the next time I booted. I searched for a solution and found a suggestion to turn off fast startup which I did. I haven't seen the problem since then.

    1. Re:It happened to me by mwn3d · · Score: 1

      I also found a network driver update to apply. I guess any one of those things could have fixed it.

    2. Re:It happened to me by BenjiTheGreat98 · · Score: 1

      I reset tcp using netsh and that seemed to fix it for me for the couple instances I have seen.

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  19. Windows 10 by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Windows 10: "It just wor*&3_!#dfr2($ carrier lost

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    1. Re:Windows 10 by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, 1996 called and wants its joke back, but you missed the call because you were on the modem.

    2. Re:Windows 10 by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Dude, 1996 called and wants its joke back, but you missed the call because you were on the modem.

      I'd reply to you but I can't get on the internet.

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    3. Re:Windows 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      FFuucckk, Call Waiting just kicked me offline. This better be important. If it's 1996 calling again about wanting its joke back, I swear I'll strangle that guy.

    4. Re:Windows 10 by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Dude, 1996 just called, and re-pointed out our fucked Telecommunications Act to your ignorant ass.

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  20. Try Rebooting by Northdot · · Score: 1

    This bug affected my windows phone (ya... I know...).

    Connected fine after a re-start. Guessing that the problem update tried to patch things without a restart, and their testing protocol missed it.

    1. Re: Try Rebooting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The testing found it fine, you noticed it didn't you?

  21. Re:VMs for Windows by rickb928 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yeah, I had my Windows 10 machines go down a few weeks ago for bad WiFi driver updates. Rolling back solved it, and this one I fixed by rolling back also. Sadly, Windows gets network problems more often than ever few decades.

    If you meant something else, hey, throw it against the wall.

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  22. Am I special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I've been running win10 since it came out. Several different "broken" patches have been reported since launch. I have auto updates on, it does it's thing, the only time I had to be involved was with the anniversary update, I actually ran out of space trying to download it.

    Why have I not experienced a single one of these broken patches? Is it regional? They fix or pull before it hits North America?

    I don't get it, I'm not lucky or special, so what gives?

  23. Windows 10 is Alpha at best by HannethCom · · Score: 2

    I can definitively say Windows 10 is not a Beta test!
    No matter what some companies want you to believe, Beta means feature complete with just bug fixing and tweaking left to do.
    Microsoft said on release that Windows 10 is not feature complete and they will get us the planned features as they are done.

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    1. Re:Windows 10 is Alpha at best by Khyber · · Score: 1

      No, Windows 8 is Alpha. Windows 10 is Beta. And both still ROUTINELY lose keyboard and mouse after booting into Windows/coming out of sleep mode (works just fine to access BIOS/UEFI before Windows takes over, and this problem doesn't occur in Windows 7.)

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  24. Fixed by removing and reinstalling the nic by Idzy · · Score: 1

    I saw it on 2 different PCs one wireless and one wired, fixed it by removing and reinstalling the NIC

  25. ISP here... by Mantic · · Score: 2

    I work at an ISP and we've been dealing with this for 4-6 weeks now. Of course customers tend to blame us why their Windows 10 computer won't connect to the internet, so we have to at least figure out a solution to keep them happy. A quick google brings up a solution where you clear a few caches to fix it. We've walked quite a few computer un-savvy people through the process, so it's not too difficult --just annoying.

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    1. Re:ISP here... by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Sue them for the costs to support your clients because of their bug and also for the damage to your company's reputation since you say your clients think it's your fault. If you could get all ISPs to do that they might do more testing before deploying an update.

  26. Re:VMs for Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First time in 2 decades? What are you using, Intel Pentium(tm) math?

    I charge $120.00 for each "minor issue" that I need to drive to a site to fix, about the same as the cost of Windows. I also include a DVD of a popular Linux distribution as a giveaway. It results in far fewer calls when people eventually switch, since I can remotely manage the PC a lot more securely.

    Don't get me wrong, I love MSFT, they have kept me happily employed for many many many years. But when I needs things to work reliably, when the client is 800km away or for the family, I use Linux.

    Windows is for making ME money, and the occasional game.

  27. Odd, my PC has no issues... by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    Step 1. Don't use windows 10.
    Step 2. Updated what I found I needed before cumulative updates started.
    Step 3. Secured my system and TURNED THE FUCK OFF automated updates.

    My PC doesn't crash, it doesn't stop working.

  28. MSFT Pushing Out Updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever I hear MSFT "pushing" out an update, I can't help but thinking about that in the context of a bowel movement. Same frequency, same quality, same usefulness, except nobody pays *ME* for my bowel movements, not even the fertilizer company.

  29. People want to upgrade by bytesex · · Score: 1

    And fix this bug - but they can't! They don't have an IP address!

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  30. Got me too! by Lovelander · · Score: 1

    I've fighting this my PC for the last few days. I can see my local network and csn ping IP adresses, but I cannot reliably access any other site on the internet. Windows 10 updates are getting to be real pain. Makes me think of switching all my machines to Linux more and more often

  31. Trumpet Winsock by spiritplumber · · Score: 1

    Maybe they can still access http://www.trumpet.com.au/inde...

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  32. What a shitshow.... Grabs popcorn by LVSlushdat · · Score: 2

    Having dumped all MS products when I retired in 2010, and went 100% Linux, I sit back with a bowl of popcorn and laugh my butt off at how badly MS treats those unfortuate souls who *still* use MS products. Kinda reminds one of the "battered wife" syndrome where one spouse is abused by the other, but the abused spouse refuses to leave the relationship because ..reasons.. Believe me if I hadn't already dumped MS products, I sure as hell would NOW, no matter WHAT, after seeing what a "turd_in_the_punchbowl" Win10 is privacy-wise and just plain MS abuse...

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    1. Re:What a shitshow.... Grabs popcorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you comparing a bad windows update to domestic violence? Damn bro, go big or go home huh....

    2. Re:What a shitshow.... Grabs popcorn by hyades1 · · Score: 0

      I still use XP Pro on two machines, Win7 on others. I still get XP security updates thanks to a simple registry hack. And thanks to some simple, common sense security measures, I've never had any kind of problem.

      The best part? l get access to a range of software and supported hardware smug little Linux pricks can only dream about.

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    3. Re:What a shitshow.... Grabs popcorn by nnull · · Score: 1

      As someone who has moved its business to Linux, it wasn't exactly a walk in the park. Employees needed to be retrained and things that was normal to do in Windows is just missing in the linux/bsd world. PDF manipulation being the biggest issue right now for me, OCR's, adding pages to PDF's, etc. Though, people get by without it, but its a missing feature for what was easy to do in Adobe Acrobat. A lot of PLC programming software relies on Windows, especially Siemens, with their God forsaken ridiculous requirements to use their software, but VMware solved those problems for me. But I've been slowly dumping Siemens for alternatives (Yes, you hear that Siemens, I don't like your crap and your ridiculous SD card licenses) that work just fine in Wine.

      Machine manufacturers have been hostile towards me at first until I told them I won't ever buy from them, now they're all coming back to me willing to make their HMI's and software run in Linux or BSD (You'd surprised how many critical software for machines runs on top of Windows, or major industries, even power stations).

      All in all, it wasn't a difficult move, but it wasn't an easy move either. If it wasn't for my enjoyment of using Linux, it probably would have been very difficult to transition to it. I wish more businesses would move away from Windows. Industrial automation is dominated by Microsoft Windows, but it doesn't have to be if more owners would simply refuse to purchase machines with it. Machine manufacturers will do it, especially when it means they make a sale.

  33. Another Satisfied Microsoft Customer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the only time I had to be involved was with the anniversary update, I actually ran out of space trying to download it.

    They seriously don't think to check for sufficient free space before starting the download??

    Glad I'm a long-time Linux user. Updating everything at once, having this be a relatively lightweight background process I can start and forget about, and not worrying so much about what a patch might break ... those are nice too.

  34. ISP Agnostic by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    According to a statement from Virgin Media, the issue affects "anyone who wants to access the Internet from a computer with the downloaded Windows 10 software update, regardless of the ISP."

    Phew! I was really concerned that it might only affect AOL users.

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  35. Might as well run Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Always on updates................ How do people get the update fixing the update when you've broken their fucking network you dumbasses?

    Simple. You buy and install a server that can feed a pxe environment through bootp, and install the patches that way...

    But if your going to all that trouble, it'd almost be less work to just maintain a Linux install on your machine.

    1. Re:Might as well run Linux by Arkh89 · · Score: 1

      No no no... I think he meant distributing a Linux image through PXE...

    2. Re:Might as well run Linux by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Oh you n00bs with your 'install Linux' nonsense. If a pre-configured read-only LiveCD can't do what you need then Linux isn't for you.

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  36. The fix by ckatko · · Score: 1

    In admin command prompt:

    netsh int ip reset
    ipconfig /flushdns

    Presto.

    1. Re:The fix by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 2

      Wrong, the actual fix is:

      ipconfig /release
      ipconfig /renew

      That's all it takes. Also, to prevent the problem until patched a user can disable fast boot in the Power Options.

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    2. Re:The fix by ckatko · · Score: 1

      I literally ran it on my computer 10 minutes ago and it fixed it.

    3. Re:The fix by Zxern · · Score: 1

      Wrong,

      Release / renew did not work for my laptop.

  37. Re:Good riddance by ichthus · · Score: 2

    You're thinking of RHCP, and it's being used to combat terrorists.

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  38. Oh, Finnaly by SurenEnfiajyan · · Score: 0

    Cons: You have no internet connection Pros: Finally Windows 10 doesn't spy you any more

  39. We badly need a Software Consumers Bill of Rights by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are a lot of states where damaging someone's property is a crime and makes you both criminally and civilly liable. Unfortunately all the normal ambulance chasers who would quite rightly file class action lawsuits are scared of the MS legal team and deep pockets. We badly need a software consumers bill of rights to cover all for profit software. In this day and age computers are a mature field where people spend much of their lives. It is about time that the government enact some legislation recognizing this and protecting the citizens from predatory and/or fraudulent software companies. Among those rights:

    - Convert all software to be covered by copyright instead of patent law.
    - Limit software copyright to 20 years or 5 years after it is no longer for sale or the day and date when it is no longer supported, whichever is first.
    - Any software purchased by a consumer is covered by a standard set of rights that parallel ownership of a physical item where applicable or are spelled out in the bill of rights. EULAs are all illegal except between business entities.
    - Right of resale is retained by consumer for the physical copy or license key of the purchased software.
    - Consumer purchases allow unlimited installs by consumer on equipment they own or use. (Software must be removed from hardware prior to sale/donation).
    - Software must function offline unless that functionality requires an online connection.
    - Make it illegal for companies to remove functionality previously contained in software/hardware via update, except as a temporary security measure.
    - Developers are legally required to provide security and functionality patches to fix bugs and security holes discovered either internally or by security researchers for 5 years minimum after date of final sale without any strings attached. (Failure to do so implies that they intended to defraud the consumer by selling a broken/unfinished/dangerous product and could require refunding all customers and criminal fraud liability.)
    - Software updates should not be mandatory unless there is a clear, urgent reason for them to be. If a mandatory update causes the software to become unusable, the company must pay affected users $150/h spent dealing with the problem, cover cost of repairs, pay $60,000/year of lost documents (i.e. if it was 4 weeks since my last backup and all data since that backup is lost, developer is on the hook for $5000), and/or replace affected hardware, the combination of which is based on what it takes to get the system completely restored in a timely fashion.
    - Online software licenses/keys/virtual goods and the like have value to the customers who hold them and can be traded/bought/sold/transferred/inherited etc. If a consumer pays actual money either directly or indirectly for a virtual commodity, it can be handled in this way.
    - Source code for any and all software and back end servers for sale in the US must be provided to the library of congress in order to enjoy copyright protection. 5 years after that software is no longer for sale or the day that it is no longer supported, LOC should publish source code and the software becomes open domain.

    Note this only affects consumer software. Businesses can still do all the licensing and other more flexible arrangements.

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  40. Manual fix by rcharbon · · Score: 1

    I already answered this: https://slashdot.org/comments.... I'd type more, but my ancient iPad makes it difficult.

  41. Windows 10 never ceases to amaze. by jgullstr · · Score: 1

    Some companies test crucial functionality before publishing updates. Maybe, once they've acquired enough means to do so, the company responsible for this product will too.

  42. Re:We badly need a Software Consumers Bill of Righ by chipschap · · Score: 1

    Dream on.

  43. If it breaks DHCP.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    ... then how do you download the update?

    1. Re:If it breaks DHCP.... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you're serious but normal updates change the OS after they've been downloaded. Sometimes they require reboots.

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    2. Re:If it breaks DHCP.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand what I am asking... I am asking how you download the fix.

    3. Re: If it breaks DHCP.... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      There is no update at the moment. There are workarounds including going to static IP. But you'd need to call someone to get the instructions. Or look them up using your phone.

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  44. most UEFI boards can do in bios updates by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    most UEFI boards can do in bios updates some even can download and install on there own.

  45. Re:VMs for Windows by unixisc · · Score: 1

    If your customer switches to Linux, how do you remotely manage him? With Windows, you can use LogMeIn. What's the Linux equivalent of that, or do you put all your customers in a VLAN?

  46. They can wait for the fix and download it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....oops, they can't. One of the reasons why I shy away from DHCP, never works right.

  47. Sawing your own tree branch by sentiblue · · Score: 1

    It's like climbing out on a tree branch, then turn around sawing it off so that the only way to go is down.

    Most if not all consumers use DHCP to get to the internet. If the update broke DHCP, how in the world did they download the fix ?

    1. Re:Sawing your own tree branch by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

      > how in the world did they download the fix

      I just typed in an IP I know was unused, and 4.2.2.4 for DNS. Downloading now.

  48. IPv6 solution by unixisc · · Score: 1

    If you were to switch to IPv6, wouldn't you automatically get rid of this problem? Since DHCP6 is completely different from DHCP, and not a part of the same stack. That way, you can have them set the router to either take DHCP6 or one of Windows 10's privacy extensions

  49. Re:VMs for Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What part of fixing something rapidly not even coming close to refraining from breaking shit in production in the first place do you not fucking understand, dildo?

    If you break core functionality in production with an update, you suck as a development house and need to re-evaluate your whole fucking existence; I don't give a shit how long your shitty code is in the wild; put that shit in a Dev environment and test the goddamn living daylights out of it until you figure out every which fucking way it could break...and then fix that shit and test it again....and again...and again, until your'e shitty code doesn't fucking break shit! There's absolutely no excuse for this steaming pile of shit. Windows has always been a polished fucking turd, but god damn...they forgot the fucking polish and seem to have taken a heafty liking to corn and mexican food with the way this shit stinks!

  50. Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a US-based ISP. I can tell you we were pretty sure it was a Windows update that caused many customers to get "The requested address is not valid in its context" errors when requesting leases.

  51. Windows for Workgroups 10.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait for the version with real network support.

  52. No internet, no update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except how does a granny update her computer if she can't get online? She'll need a tech at $250/hr and should charge Microsoft.

  53. Re:VMs for Windows by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    If any OS was designed from the start to be multi-user administered remotely, it was Linux considering its Unix legacy. Here's a primer. The short answer: bash shell. The long answer: bash + GNU utilities

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  54. Re:Good riddance by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    You're thinking of the RCMP. They always get their man!

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  55. It knocked Windows off the internet? by Drunkulus · · Score: 1

    That's a feature, not a bug.

  56. Re:VMs for Windows by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    VNC or ssh, dumbass.

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  57. security uber alles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything to bring up those abysmal security numbers, eh, Microsoft?

  58. Happened to me by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    And I'm in Canada.

  59. GPU pass-through? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that using GPU pass-through? If so, doesn't that require compatible CPU/Motherboard support?

  60. Re:We badly need a Software Consumers Bill of Righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Make it illegal for companies to remove functionality previously contained in software/hardware via update, except as a temporary security measure.

    Even I remove functionality from software during updates. It is always in the category of functions nobody currently uses, has ever used and in many cases does not know about, removals have also occurred due to behavior that is inherently dangerous in some way but not security related dangerous.

    Likely already illegal in some general ways to pull honest to god bait and switches... preempting bullshit EULA protections is probably sufficient.

    Software updates should not be mandatory unless there is a clear, urgent reason for them to be.

    Screw this. Updates must not be forced upon users for any reason.

    Developers are legally required to provide security and functionality patches to fix bugs and security holes discovered either internally or by security researchers for 5 years minimum after date of final sale without any strings attached. (Failure to do so implies that they intended to defraud the consumer by selling a broken/unfinished/dangerous product and could require refunding all customers and criminal fraud liability.)

    I've lost track of those reporting security vulnerabilities even going as far as publicizing their finds with stories making media rounds or report "bugs" that basically reduce to GIGO and are nothing more than a reflection of the rank ignorance of the reporter.

    When you start talking about fraud and liability like this it might be worth carefully considering the repercussions in terms of lawyer enrichment and fucking over vendors especially small and open source vendors who can't afford millions of dollars worth of liability protection and a personal army of lawyers to defend themselves from clueless idiots who demand that their nonissues get fixed.

    Don't create another ADA where the road to hell is literally paved with good intentions.

    If a mandatory update causes the software to become unusable, the company must pay affected users $150/h spent dealing with the problem, cover cost of repairs, pay $60,000/year of lost documents (i.e. if it was 4 weeks since my last backup and all data since that backup is lost, developer is on the hook for $5000), and/or replace affected hardware, the combination of which is based on what it takes to get the system completely restored in a timely fashion.

    Well this would certainly put an end to mandatory updates. Nobody would dare ever publish one for fear of instant death.

    - Source code for any and all software and back end servers for sale in the US must be provided to the library of congress in order to enjoy copyright protection. 5 years after that software is no longer for sale or the day that it is no longer supported, LOC should publish source code and the software becomes open domain.

    Giving the government proprietary source code that is not public seems like an extraordinarily dangerous move unfairly disadvantaging the public relative to intelligence agencies and criminal enterprise who undoubtedly would seek and gain access to such a treasure trove.

    Just think what would happen when Office 2010 and Windows 7 are EOL'd and become free... They are "good enough" to compete successfully with future versions of these products so either they will never be EOL'd and never not be available for sale...

    Or more likely businesses would likely say fuck copyright protection altogether and invest in super obfuscating optimizing compilers enforcing their IP forever by purely paranoid technical means. This would very likely extent to capabilities in related stacks such as displays, web browsers, processors and all manner of extra "trusted" bullshit throughout hardware and software to facilitate new found paranoia.

    The end result is less transparency, less ability to fix shit with a debugger if y

  61. Proprietary software never bends in your favor by jbn-o · · Score: 2

    Thanks to the power of the proprietor, you'll never know the answer to your questions even if Microsoft claims to tell you what happened. Without software freedom, you won't be able to get source code diffs that would let you recompile and verify the binaries Microsoft distributes. One of many reasons only the proprietor can trust their proprietary software.

  62. Windows 10 by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    Windows is a malware. Uninstall that asap.

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  63. er, hang on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if the Windows update knocks people offline, how can they ever apply the 'patch' as they cannot get online to get at it...
    Aha, ka-ching! Of course, Mr Patel's PC Repairs down the road will do it for a small fee.
    Thank you Satan Nutella.

  64. Offline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was the best way to prevent virii

  65. Solution to this bullshit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest we find a way to make this mess more expensive to M$ than the testing they stopped doing to increase profits.

  66. Had to assign IP address by nhat11 · · Score: 1

    Had to assign IP address manually then then once the laptop connected it set it back to auto. Seem to fix it but pretty inconvenient since I had to drive to my parents house to fix it

  67. Re:VMs for Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got 99 problems but dhcp ain't one.

    I use Linux on the desktop!

  68. Still not fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IPV6 is still broken even after the "fix" update.

  69. windows-10-update-broke-dhcp-knocked-users-off-the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been happy with Windows since 1998

    Only with 10 have I considered moving to another os. Vista and 8 were quirky and needed work arounds, 10 is broken and a privacy trap.

  70. We Dun Need No Stinkin Testers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmm, I wonder if it might be time to re-consider the decision to get rid of all the QA teams in the Windows group.

  71. Re:VMs for Windows by kamaaina · · Score: 1

    If you are doing CLI stuff you can have the customer ssh to your box with the port forwarding features and create a reverse telnet for you to access their system.

    If you are doing GUI stuff you can have the customer ssh to your box and port forward VNC. VNC can use a non system account for authentication.

    When an application owner needs help on a server, I have them run "screen" with -m and have them put my ssh key in their authorized keys file so we can look together at what they are trying to do.

  72. If the "update" broke DHCP by CTU · · Score: 1

    Then how can they get onto the internet to get the fix for the patch to get online?

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  74. It's only WiFi that's affected (ipconfig /renew) by BrianMahoney1357 · · Score: 1

    The simplest fix is to open a command window then type ipconfig /renew . You might have to type it twice but it works for me...every single time I wake my laptop up from hibernation. Every time gets old fast.