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Ask Slashdot: How Should I Furnish (And Secure) My Work-From-Home Office?

"If someone gave you a big chunk of change to build a small one- or two-room office, what would you do?" asks long-time Slashdot reader darkpixel2k, as he plans to build a small office out in his backyard. My plan is to trench CAT6 from our ISP fiber DMARC over to the ~12x20 building, wire the structure up for network and power, and furnish it with a small rack, UPS, switch, router, a desk, whiteboard walls, a wireless access point, and an air conditioner for the summer heat... While I have the "big picture" idea in my head, I don't really have a grasp of the fine details that would make it a comfortable work environment... Should I put down carpet and one of those plastic mats for chairs? A friend suggested I wire up speakers so I don't have to listen to my terrible laptop speakers, and a large flat-screen TV so I can display dashboards and statistics.

Lastly, physical security is somewhat of an issue. While everything is insured, downtime of a few days or weeks due to meth heads would be a huge impact to the company and also on my paycheck. I was talking with the local company that builds small office-like structures, sheds, and barns, and they said they can "double up" the 2x4s to strengthen the walls and make a stronger door, but I need to supply my own lock. Should I use some off-the-shelf lock from a big-box hardware store? Should I install a digital lock?

There's more details in the original submission -- but it's also a lot of fun to speculate about what you'd do with a big chunk of change to build your own work-from-home office. So leave your best answers for darkpixel2k in the comments. How should he furnish (and secure) his work-from-home office?

303 comments

  1. how... what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How did this retarded question make its way onto Slashdot? I don't really have an answer for you. But, I just wanted to mention that you should NOT try to get a tax break for the air conditioning, the IRS will ream you.

    1. Re:how... what... by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you do not think physical security is important then you don't know the least bit about security.

    2. Re:how... what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why are we still talking about physical security?

      Because this is a business. Theft will cause downtime, downtime costs a business money.
      And don't bother screaming "Buy insurance", sure that'll cover the loss of equipment and damage, but it won't instantly replace anything, so there'll still be downtime.

      If you're lucky you might just be down for a day, but just think what'll happen if you're at a critical point in a contract with a deadline approaching. How understanding will your clients be if you miss it? It might even cost you down the line when they give the next contract to someone else.

    3. Re: how... what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cloud, aka "I don't care about privacy or security"

      Ideally you only use cloud services for redundant systems, never for primary systems. To give a theoretical example, what if your AWS data center catches fire or is struck by a meteorite, airplane, space junk, etc. Or the more obvious, what if the government or a crime syndicate wants your data, do you think ANYTHING is going to stop them short of flinging it into space?

      From a totally serious point of view, your primary data should be on servers YOU own, in a data center you have 24 hour access to, with armed security. If you can not afford that, your data is not valueable. But let's say your data is reasonable, but not military valueable. You can do exactly what the submitter suggests. But don't go too fancy. You want at least two-factor security, eg, a mechanical key that opens outer doors and an electronic key on the inner doors, and you can put whatever fancy biometric or IoT features you want on that inner one. The outer one should require a strong deadbolt, into a steel and concrete door frame.

      But I digress, if you are building a 1200sq foot office for your business, I presume this is not a "shed" type of building, and something that would have a loading dock or a strong garage door so you can get equipment in and out. If you want to prevent methheads and such from breaking in, or vandalizing it, use steel doors, concrete slab or concrete basement, and don't use wood framing., you can use wood on the inside, but the outside needs to look like just a house. So if your other building looks like a glass and wood structure, you'll likely want to clad the building to look like the other one from the street.

    4. Re: how... what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is antiquated thinking. There is no way a guy running a server farm by himself will secure it as well as amazon or azure will. Really, unless you're a bank, and spend some bank, cloud services are way more secure than anything you run yourself.

    5. Re:how... what... by unixisc · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know that finding good people is tough, but is the submitter serious about hiring meth-heads?

    6. Re: how... what... by kobaz · · Score: 2

      Umm, Yahoo?..... Anyone?

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    7. Re: how... what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or dropbox?

    8. Re: how... what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't trust the cloud? You must be with the Russians!

    9. Re:how... what... by gtvr · · Score: 1

      I assume he's worried about meth heads breaking in & stealing his stuff to sell to support their habit

    10. Re: how... what... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because using things like Chef or Ansible combined with instances running in different regions is clearly worse than the all-your-eggs-in-one-basket approach by having your own physical rack and server when it comes to disaster recovery.

      What happens if the building where your precious rack catches fire? I can be up and running again in an hour on AWS via CloudFormation and restoring from an encrypted backup on S3. Can you?

      Sorry, but "data center hit by a meteor" is in the plus column for cloud services, if you're not a fucking moron.

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    11. Re:how... what... by iamgnat · · Score: 4, Funny

      I assume he's worried about meth heads breaking in & stealing his stuff to sell to support their habit

      In which case the answer to the question is to use that lump of money to move to a better area. Alternatively if they are really already in a good area where such crime is not really an issue, use it for treatment of their obvious paranoia.

    12. Re:how... what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just wanted to mention that you should NOT try to get a tax break for the air conditioning, the IRS will ream you.

      You don't know what you are talking about. If it's a separate building used solely for business and the electricity is separately metered, this is 100% completely acceptable whether or not you are in an uninsulated building or running a server farm. It doesn't matter, the IRS doesn't care and will let you deduct all of it no problem. It's a business expense just like any other business expense.

      That being said, it's a home office, why do you want a giant elaborate separate building for your office? One advantage of working from home is the flexibility. Get a good laptop, spend some days at starbucks, spend some days at the park, some days at the library, and some days at the beach. I have a coworker that has spent the last 2 years touring Asia while working M-F. His home office consists of a backpack.

    13. Re:how... what... by usuallylost · · Score: 0

      You can buy insurance against lost business as well as insurance to replace your physical property. So it could actually protect him to some degree against some of the impacts of downtime. From his description of the impact of lost business I'd say that is something he should talk to his insurance agent about. They may also have recommendations on physical security as many plans offer discounts if you follow their recommended guidelines.

    14. Re:how... what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is building a trench from his house to the "office" in his backyard for power and internet. This is just an extension of his house. He is going to get audited. He might as well live in his garage.

    15. Re:how... what... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you don't know what your needs are, how do you even know you have needs?

      Do you have a packing crate to use as a chair/table? Done.

      Now when you figure out why that is an unpleasant office, you'll already know what things you need! You'll never have to ask anybody.

    16. Re:how... what... by PatientZero · · Score: 1

      This is just an extension of his house.

      In which case the IRS allows you to write off the expenses that support the office. If it's a room in an apartment, you can write off the rent to cover the percentage of area—if the office is used "mostly" for the business. This means you are free to play games in it at night.

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    17. Re:how... what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...perhaps to a home with a spare room suitable for use as an office.

    18. Re:how... what... by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you don't know what your needs are, how do you even know you have needs?

      Do you have a packing crate to use as a chair/table? Done.

      Now when you figure out why that is an unpleasant office, you'll already know what things you need! You'll never have to ask anybody.

      By that logic, don't use industry best-practices. Set your password to 1234 until you get hacked and realize you should have been using SSH keys.

      There are a lot of smarter minds out there that have already gone through the trials and tribulations of a home office--or even an at-work office that could advise things I would never have considered.

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  2. My setup... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I suggest a table and chair, and a bookcase. Situate the table and chair such that you can gaze out a window.

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    1. Re:My setup... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Aim for a cubical landscape in the living room, in order to increase productivity.

    2. Re:My setup... by mugurel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great setup. Furthermore (since he said he didn't really grasp the fine details) I'd suggest: put the keyboard and the monitor on the table, and put the chair and the table close together, preferably with the chair right in front of the keyboard and monitor. Very comfortable, you won't regret it!

    3. Re:My setup... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      I suggest a table and chair, and a bookcase. Situate the table and chair such that you can gaze out a window.

      Avoid west facing windows, unless you want to be incinerated at 4pm every afternoon. A good architect would keep this sort of thing in mind.
      1. South facing windows keep a building warm in the winter. (high solar heat gain coefficients keep a building warmer.)
      2. East facing windows warm a building in the morning, when it's generally the coldest outside.
      3. North facing windows only make a building colder, but may provide nice, glare free, views since the sun doesn't shine from this direction.
      4. West facing windows get sun exposure at the hottest point in the day. This will make you miserable in the summer. Avoid if possible. Shade with trees if possible.
      This is of course assuming the Northern Hemisphere. In the Southern Hemisphere swap north and south windows.

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    4. Re:My setup... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

      But which way does the chair face?

    5. Re:My setup... by jsrjsr · · Score: 1

      Magnetic North. And the monitor faces magnetic South. Any other directions lead to distortion on the monitor.

    6. Re: My setup... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could I just degauss the chair periodically

    7. Re:My setup... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      (flip north and south above for the southern hemisphere).

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    8. Re:My setup... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Of course, it always helps to completely read the comment before replying with a smart ass comment...

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  3. Windows, man, windows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Make sure you orient the building appropriately. Nothing like having to get up and close the drapes because the light from a window shines right on your screen between 11 and 11:45.

    I'd also cover power. Outlets at too low or too high a height are a bother, and so is a paucity of them.

    1. Re:Windows, man, windows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure you orient the building appropriately. Nothing like having to get up and close the drapes because the light from a window shines right on your screen between 11 and 11:45.

      100% this! South is best, with north a close second (assuming northern hemisphere).

      I'd also cover power. Outlets at too low or too high a height are a bother, and so is a paucity of them.

      All kinds of ports / outlets are an issue. Sure, make sure you have enough power outlets, but don't forget phone and network jacks.

  4. Dig down first by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Before you do anything - dig a big hole and put one of those giant concrete septic tanks in it. For extra special paranoia, punch a hole in one side, put a metal door in it and then fill out a trench filled with sand so you have an escape tunnel. Put a sump pump (with appropriate battery backup), a ladder and stock it with whatever you need to survive the next four years.

    The 21st Century approach to the 1960's bomb shelter.

    Can't be too careful these days.

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    1. Re:Dig down first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably not a bad idea. With a thin-skinned reactionary - who's motivated more by feelings than facts - in control of America's nukes, we're more likely to encounter a fallout scenario over the next 4 years than at any point in the last 50.

    2. Re:Dig down first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought Hilary lost the election.

    3. Re: Dig down first by RudySolis · · Score: 1

      Dig down second, Call-before-you-dig first. Dial 811.

    4. Re:Dig down first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      That's ok Snowflake...it'll all be ok.

    5. Re:Dig down first by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Funny

      A few minor additions . . .

      Instead of Scotts EZ Seed, plant your lawn with Punji sticks, dipped in concentrated Cone Snail toxin. Buy a sturdy wood chipper to get rid of any Meth Head corpses. A coyote or a stray dog gnawing on the leg of a human corpse is bound to attract attention, and you don't want any of that. You can, however, use the refuse from the wood chipper to make Soylent Meth Head Green Dog Food. Don't worry, your dog won't get Meth Mouth from a Meth Head doggie treat.

      Instead of rock salt or bird-shot loads that you use for plinking the neighborhood kids on your lawn, use a hybrid load of buckshot and potassium chloride, in rock crystalline form, to dispatch the Meth Heads with steel-soled boots who make it through the Punji stick fields. The potassium chloride causes immediate cardiac arrest, so if the cops show up before you wood chipperize the Meth Head, you can just say that the shotgun blast startled the Meth Head, causing a heart attack. "He must have taken too much meth, huh?"

      If you've ever visited the home of a Meth Head, you'll notice that it is packed to the rafters with useless junk. Meth Heads don't sleep at night and wander around stealing stuff that they can hawk for Meth Cash, but they also end up with a lot strange stuff. So you might encounter a Meth Head wearing SWAT team body armor, that he picked up off a sleeping cop. In that case, as your last line of defense, you should keep a Heckler & Koch MP7 handy. Note the MP7, and not the MP5. The MP7 will stop just about anything, including the SWAT team BearCat, if the Meth Head has stolen that, as well.

      Enjoy the tranquility of feeling safe in your office!

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    6. Re:Dig down first by glitch! · · Score: 2

      I like where you are going with this. I was thinking of concrete walls: ICF (insulated concrete forms). No windows. And if you have a tunnel, do you need a door? Maybe have a roof exit and ladder for a real emergency. Meth heads would have a hard time figuring out how to get in. And I guarantee you will not hear any road noise.

      Going back to the windows, how about installing real windows inside (behind the concrete) with variable lighting and images that can be replaced? I have often thought about having a man cave that looked like something from the USS Enterprise, with windows that showed a star field or some interesting space feature.

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    7. Re: Dig down first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Every trumpette is stupid in their own way.

    8. Re:Dig down first by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Epic shit, man.

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    9. Re:Dig down first by jabuzz · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is how to do it properly...

      http://www.colinfurze.com/bunk...

    10. Re:Dig down first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Hillary lost the election

      She didn't.

      Welcome to the USA, where one could win the popular vote and LOSE the election. The election that counts is today — "the first Monday after the second Wednesday of December" — the electors from each state cast their votes.

    11. Re:Dig down first by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Before you do anything - dig a big hole and put one of those giant concrete septic tanks in it. For extra special paranoia, punch a hole in one side, put a metal door in it and then fill out a trench filled with sand so you have an escape tunnel.

      It's cruel to tempt libertarians this way...

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    12. Re:Dig down first by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I thought the thin-skinned reactionaries were the ones recently protesting.

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  5. Easy - buyt a container. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just buy a container and convert it. Steel floor, walls, roof, doors. Paint it distinctive colors, (maybe a rainbow) and should someone try to swipe it, it will stick out like a sore thumb.

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    1. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol - because repainting it would take a long time.

    2. Re: Easy - buyt a container. by fermion · · Score: 1
      If you are near a port city, this is not a bad idea. Lots of plans online for a refitting containers. They are made to be secure.

      The back server room could be in the back, facilities in the middle, glass doors behind the secure door. Air conditioning on the roof with countermeasures.

      There are plans to secure the building to the ground so it cannot be moved.

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    3. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 1

      It took me 1 day to repaint the roof of MY container "office". Also, you would need:
      1) Total disk encryption on all your computers;
      2) The device that halts all your computers and destroys the keys during intrusion (You can recover keys from your friend that is instructed to return them only in condition that you are free. Since you have no keys they cannot be extorted);
      3) The encrypted off-site copy of your disks;
      4) Non-flammable walls inside (I used a plywood; it's bad)
      5) A video recording system offsite (and you can install some system for your friend in exchange)
      6) A second Internet connection, preferably radio.
      7) IP door intercom so you can talk to visitors even from the opposite side of Earth.

      Forget about the guns and any form of active self-protection: The biggest problem is not robbers but a party van that either is going to find some copyright violation or to check the accusations given by your competitors. They will not find anything but will spend enough time to crash your business.

    4. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by swb · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's kind of more complicated than that, isn't it?

      A bare steel container is like an oven in the summer and freezing in the winter. And dark without windows.

      You would need to frame it inside, insulate it, come up with some kind of HVAC solution, maybe cut some kind of windows into it for natural lighting, not to mention safely wiring it and grounding it properly, both for conventional power and against lightning (and maybe even for general safety if its near overhead power lines) and making sure the roof didn't leak.

      And pretty much anywhere, but especially in a cold climate, you want it on some kind of footings to get it above ground level. Maybe in Arizona you could get away with it on raised slab only, but I'd want it some level above the ground to keep out water at a minimum and in a cold climate to not leach away my heat into the ground. Plus footings would get the whole thing level which would be helpful.

      Containers are kind of an interesting building unit, but they still require much of the same interior construction as stick built. I'd bet stick building a single room outside building would be less hassle than converting a shipping container, unless your idea of a shipping container is the same as a third world refugee.

      Shipping containers really get interesting if you want to do unusual multi-level buildings where their structural attributes outweigh their complications. I keep waiting for a post-apocalyptic movie to feature a shipping container fortress or walled city.

    5. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 1

      The separate conventional building would be 1) Not a closed steel protection box. You would spend much more money for concrete walls, steel blinds, doors etc than the price of container. 2) Something on a foundation while you just throw a pair of concrete blocks below a container. 3) Realty with lots of corresponding paperwork and legalese.

    6. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's done all the time, including in snowy climates. My sister has a friend who turned 3 containers into a crafts workshop, and it's going to be -21 without the wind chill in just a few hours. :-)

      Painting it with bright colours that reflect more sunlight reduces the load on AC in the summer if that's a concern.

      Besides, we're not talking about turning it into a home - just a work space. Still, if you want, you can even buy pre-converted shipping containers if you want to live in one. and they meet local building codes. And look at the multi-level buildings that have been built.

      And then there's the data center in a shipping container, which might give some inspiration.

      Think of shipping containers as giant LEGO blocks. You can build all sorts of things out of them.

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    7. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they are cheap, if i want a bought that amount of raw metal it would cost more

    8. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shipping Container FTW!

      My estimate: the amount of resources to achieve comparable security in a stick-(or concrete)-built structure, will be at least triple the cost of the finished container. Oh, and (AFAIK) no Building Permit is required! that's huge!

      1) EM shielding: your Wi-Fi won't get hacked, 'cause it ain't accessible from anywhere but inside the container.
      2) yes, you will need a foundation to raise it off the ground (water and all that), but it only needs about 1" (see 'concrete step-stones' at HD) to whatever (depending on your site's hydrology/geography).
      3) do put a conventional truss roof over the S.C., with plenty of eave overhang (moisture control). solar panels?
      4) do put insulation on the exterior, under a T1-11 siding (no windows, only security cams)
      5) do install an elegant (metal) door (maybe a Dutch-door), though, do leave the main cargo door functional (think of it as "the garage door").
      6) interior only needs .25" plywood laminate directly attached to the S.C. metal corrugations (note: wiring is run down the corrugation channels)
      7) under the conventional roof you can put in A/C, solar, batteries, an APU, (I like the Natural-Gas powered Generac, but the multi-fuel Honda gen. is more my budget./style. Nonetheless, you will have to consider a complete system including the ATS-setup ~$6K)
      8) do put in a covered patio to host larger functions, or as a means to provide you with a change-of-perspective.
      9) do put in a fresh-air ventilation fan
      10) if local bldg Inspector gives you grief, weld a few wheels on it and call it a trailer!

      Other items:
      get multi-WAN sources : though, a landline and LTE might suffice (be sure to install an antenna/ LTE repeater if you plan to call from inside the 'trailer').
      get the automated paintball sentry (y'know, in case we are throwing silly-cash around).

    9. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Realty with lots of corresponding paperwork and legalese.

      Another insulated space in the property might require permitting and cause tax issues anyway. If there is a local city inspection board maintaining the "image of the city", problems with the container approach are bound to materialize.

    10. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by swb · · Score: 2

      I'm not saying it couldn't be done, but I'm thinking it would be a pretty miserable space with too little done to accommodate the fact that it's just a metal box. It was -24F here yesterday according to the NWS and without heating and insulation, that box would have been like a walk in freezer.

      I've done work in similar kinds of industrial control structures (essentially metal boxes but not built as shipping containers) and they are pretty awful in terms of being either hot or cold without full-bore HVAC running. I had to set up a control system in one in late March where it was only 40F and it was like a meat locker inside.

      Anything you mechanically heat or cool will also need insulation unless you want to spend a fortune on power. Maybe for a crafts-type workshop you could go extreme minimalism and just glue foam board to the walls, suspend a 5000 BTU electric heater and mount some high-CFM fans for the summer.

      But the OP wanted it as a home office space, not a place to do woodwork or ceramics.

      At that point, the better pre-fab solution is some kind of construction trailer purpose built for the use.

    11. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by hypertex · · Score: 1

      I thought they started making these out of composite now?

    12. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Who's saying that you can't put insulation inside it? You're going to have to do something in order to put in any kind of wiring that is up to code anyway, might as well put in some framing and wallboard to hide and protect the wiring, and staple in some insulation while you are at it. Windows are fairly easy - that's what tungsten titanium carbide blades and circular saws are for. Cut a window-sized hole in the side, frame around it in the insulated walls we already talked about, mount a window, caulk it to seal it.

      And, since you're already running electrical to it, and if you're doing it right you're putting in a sub panel with it's own meter so you can expense the electrical usage to the company you're working for, put in a 240v / 40A circuit for a small heat pump HVAC.

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    13. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep waiting for a post-apocalyptic movie to feature a shipping container fortress or walled city.

      Video games have done this already. Several times.

    14. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by swb · · Score: 1

      But that was kind of my point, if you're trying to create what amounts to a single, container-sized building you will end up doing so much framing and interior construction to make it usable as an office that I guess I don't see the big advantage of using a container to begin with.

      I guess a container might make sense in some corner case where remoteness, sturdiness and primitiveness were all OK.

      I do think they are interesting as elements in construction of larger structures where their structural integrity allows them to cantilever or span wide gaps in ways that would probably exceed conventional engineered wood materials like LVLs or TJIs and require the use of steel beams or more elaborate construction methods.

    15. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      In some places, like where I am, if it is under 200 square feet and less than 12 feet tall then there is no paperwork or permits.

      A lot of places have this sort of exception designed for outbuildings.

    16. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who did it for a workshop. His trick? He bought a Reefer (refrigerator) box - already insulated, has a cooling system, that already had shore power!

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    17. Re:Easy - buyt a container. by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Just buy a container and convert it. Steel floor, walls, roof, doors. Paint it distinctive colors, (maybe a rainbow) and should someone try to swipe it, it will stick out like a sore thumb.

      I've never been in a shipping container. How easy is it to mount lighting, or wire up a few network jacks? Did you basically 'frame in' an office inside the container?

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    18. Re: Easy - buyt a container. by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      The back server room could be in the back, facilities in the middle, glass doors behind the secure door. Air conditioning on the roof with countermeasures.

      It's farm country. I just need to find countermeasures for chickens and the occasional cow.

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  6. Tempest - noise makers (vibrators) in the walls by charliemerritt03 · · Score: 1

    Tinfoil the walls (copper screen) and put noisemakers on the studs (glue cheap speakers). Make sure window glass shakes. Tinfoil for the hat, too.

  7. Securing is the easy part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use a shotgun, myself. Always be ready to guard the door and windows.

    My office theme is "crazy man with computer and shotgun", so I didn't have to spend any extra money on that.

  8. Laptop? by techno-vampire · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're setting up a full-sized home office in its own building, why are you limiting yourself to a laptop? Set yourself up with a proper desktop computer with a nice, big monitor, good speakers and as much RAM and disk space as you want. If you need to take things into your company's offices, you can always either use a flash drive or transfer what you need to your laptop, but if you're going to this much expense, there's no reason to pinch pennies here. And, while I'm thinking of it, put in a good floor safe; not just for added security, but to protect your records in case of fire or flood.

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    1. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      laptops are fine, but docking stations are a must. Working without dual monitors is just plain stupid.

    2. Re:Laptop? by msauve · · Score: 1

      "why are you limiting yourself to a laptop?"

      Perhaps because in practice being able to carry all your work files with you is useful? You can have a desktop, and store files on a local server sync'd to a laptop, or in "the cloud", but it's harder to manage and makes it slower/more difficult to access.

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    3. Re:Laptop? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I use Linux with Xfce and have four workspaces on one monitor, and I don't work in graphics programming or design. Why do I need a second monitor?

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    4. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep up with times mate. Dual is out, and trial monitors is in.

    5. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why are you limiting yourself to a laptop?
      Because I don't game for work.

    6. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dual is out, and trial monitors is in."

      What happens when the trial period expires?

    7. Re: Laptop? by corychristison · · Score: 1

      I use XFCE, and 8 virtual workstation screens, but that's a personal preference. Anything more than two should be plenty. :-)

    8. Re: Laptop? by corychristison · · Score: 1

      Not if your files are continually synced across all devices, and backed up in the "cloud".

      I use Nextcloud, personally.

    9. Re: Laptop? by msauve · · Score: 0

      Words mean things. You obviously don't know what "it's harder to manage and makes it slower/more difficult" means.

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    10. Re: Laptop? by corychristison · · Score: 1

      Wow. Did your parents forget to tell you they love you, or do you just be an asshole to everyone?

      I understand exactly what you said, but it's not true.

      I use the setup you described and in no way does it make it slower or harder to access my data. What the hell are you doing to make it harder for yourself?

    11. Re: Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how does that work for you when you are off site and the Internet is down?

    12. Re: Laptop? by corychristison · · Score: 1

      Doesn't affect anything.

      Nextcloud stores a copy of the files on all devices. I don't need access to the internet to access them.

      I keep my laptop powered on while in my office, so it's always in sync with my desktop.

      If I'm working somewhere without access to the internet, I modify the files locally and when I re-enter my home/office or somewhere with trusted Wifi, it will connect and sync up the newly modified files back into my data pool.

      I also own the server in which the Nextcloud server software is installed in. I built it and shipped nearly across the country it to the datacenter myself, so I own it completely. I lease the power and connection, sure, but it pays for itself with hosting some other stuff for clients (it's all in separate VMs).

    13. Re: Laptop? by msauve · · Score: 0

      Nah. Your parents just dropped you on your head when you were a baby. That explains everything.

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    14. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got 4 virtual workspaces with XFCE and dual 4k monitors. I find that it is more efficient to have documentation up on one monitor and my code on the other. Or my code and all the error messages, etc. I can move my eyes faster than I can switch desktops and re-orient myself.

    15. Re: Laptop? by corychristison · · Score: 1

      Quite possibly. But you didn't answer my question. What the hell are you doing to make it harder to access your files if they are synced to each device you have the sync client installed on? What that means is you have local, up to date copies of all of your files necessary to work on. If you're in a situation where you are without internet or have a slow connection, you can still perform your job without any problems.

    16. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do I need a second monitor?

      Well, you also said to use a flash drive to transfer files when he intends to have a perfectly fine network available for the task, complete with rack ready for servers.

      So there's that.

    17. Re:Laptop? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Sometimes a flash drive is easier, especially if the data's going to be used on somebody's computer down at headquarters. What works best depends on circumstances.

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    18. Re:Laptop? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Actually, the last few times I've visited Microcenter, the only desktops I've seen are the gaming desktops, which eliminates any price advantages they may have over laptops. In terms of energy consumption, since AIOs use the same components as laptops, as opposed to desktops, they have no price advantages either, but you could enjoy a larger monitor and a wireless keyboard/mouse. Personally, I must have a keyboard where there is a separate numeric keypad, and there ain't too many models I've seen that come w/ it.

      In terms of records, I'm past the point where I store paper records, unless they happen to be government issued ones,like passport, SS card, et al. I normally prefer electronic copies of anything, which I back up on both thumb drives as well as OneDrive.

    19. Re:Laptop? by sd4f · · Score: 1

      Skip 4 and go to 5...

    20. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most companies restrict access to their files and applications. Likely the laptop has access and it may be company issued.

    21. Re:Laptop? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Some people (including myself) find that swapping around spaces is annoying. I'd rather have things at a glance.

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    22. Re:Laptop? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Don't rely on a hack store for what to get. Build a real workstation either through an OEM or by ordering specific parts. Anything with an X99 chipset will get you real workstation performance.

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    23. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "why are you limiting yourself to a laptop?"

      Perhaps because in practice being able to carry all your work files with you is useful? You can have a desktop, and store files on a local server sync'd to a laptop, or in "the cloud", but it's harder to manage and makes it slower/more difficult to access.

      Meh what's Github for, then?

  9. Start with an 8' tall throne by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Funny

    made of skulls. I recommend lava and/or pools of sharks or piranha (whichever's in season). For security nothing beats savage panthers, but you can use tigers in a pinch. You'll probably want to invest in a pool of acid and winch/pulley system to lower intruders into. There's a pretty good guide over here.

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    1. Re: Start with an 8' tall throne by RudySolis · · Score: 0

      I agree whole-heartedly, except the throne I thought about first is only about 3 feet tall and made of porcelain - color to match decor obviously.

    2. Re: Start with an 8' tall throne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geese actually work better for security. They're cheaper to feed and dar more vicious and territorial. Plus you can use their down to line your pillows.

    3. Re:Start with an 8' tall throne by matbury · · Score: 1

      ...pools of sharks or piranha (whichever's in season).

      Sorry, sharks are protected species and piranha are out of season. Would you feel safe with a shoal of ill-tempered sea-bass?

    4. Re:Start with an 8' tall throne by TheEden · · Score: 1

      I misread lava as java at first and thought "okay, that might actually work..."

    5. Re:Start with an 8' tall throne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pools of sharks

      If you are going to have sharks, don't forget the frickin' laser beams!

    6. Re: Start with an 8' tall throne by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Geese actually work better for security. They're cheaper to feed and dar more vicious and territorial. Plus you can use their down to line your pillows.

      We actually have geese. I can attest to this. They make a *racket* when the slightest thing is out of place. Someone creeps on to your property? *HONK* *SCREECH* *HONK*

      Someone drives past your property? *HONK* *SCREECH*

      You walk out your front door to go to work? *HONK*, etc...

      A crow flies over?
      Your bedroom window is ajar and you cough in the middle of the night?
      The wind changes direction?

      Yeah. Geese are good watchdogs, they just don't know what they're supposed to be watching for...

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  10. Keep precious things in the house by nicolaiplum · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bear in mind that a smaller outdoor structure will not be as secure as a larger dwelling (and property insurance may not cover anything valuable in it, you should check). You will also need to keep it heated in winter, if you are anywhere it gets cold, or the equipment will suffer (from condensation, if nothing else).

    I would not recommend working next to a rack of gear, it's noisy. There's a reason we have machine rooms and offices and they're not the same space.

    So, what I suggest doing is to install insulation, heating, cooling, network cable, power, etc, as you have described. Then install whatever seating, desking, etc, that you might like. Then install basic networking gear (that you aren't going to be too upset with losing in case of a burglary). Then install a suitable display screen (when a 27" 4K display costs ~$600, perhaps you could cope with losing one to a burglary - depends how well off or how well insured you are, and what your local crime rate is). Use a laptop to compute with and take it indoors when you're not using it. Leave the rack of compute gear inside too, in a room you are not in most of the time. Don't leave any data storage out there, put that in your house also.

    Obscure the windows in this outhouse while you are not using it; blinds, curtains, or shutters (locked or interior, so the burglar can't just open them and take a peek). Do not be seen loading the outhouse up with gear either, or someone may make a mental note and come back later, when you are out.

    It sounds cool, but bear security in mind.

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    1. Re:Keep precious things in the house by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      "Obscure the windows in this outhouse"

      That reminds me of something else that could be installed...

    2. Re:Keep precious things in the house by Uberman23 · · Score: 2

      First off a nod to nicolaiplum (giggle outhouse) and blankinthefill (giggle hollow-core) for great advice. However I feel compelled to give you a bit more detail. Second, congrats on living the dream :-)

      Comfort:
      The first and foremost piece of the comfort puzzle will be the air (temperature, humidity, air-quality, etc.). Basically you will want to make sure that your 12x20 office doesn't become a 12x20 coffin or swamp or oven.

      Given the small internal volume you may want to consider an air-exchanger (google it) to move outside air inside without dramatically heating or cooling the interior (saves money, and you don't suffocate or suffer from ozone created by electronics). It may be a good idea to throw a filter on this system as well, to lower airborne particulates.

      If you live where humidity is a thing, you may want to look into a dehumidifier (opposite tech if it is Manitoba in the winter or Arizona anytime, but be careful! You will want to have it controlled by some sort of a humidity meter as to not mess up your gear while protecting your sinuses).

      You will also need some method of heating and/or cooling depending on your climate (90% sure this is going to be electric given that it is an out-building), so maybe look into "mini-split" systems as they are typically the most efficient (if the budget allows). Otherwise it will be important figure if you are in a heating or cooling zone, and how far into that definition you are.

      Then we come to insulation. Insulation in the floor and ceiling are the most important. If you are having this built for you, you will likely end up with a "sealed envelope". This means that the air exchanger is a good idea, so you don't have to leave a window open. Insulation wise you can satisfy the tinfoil hat guys with a foil-foam-foil type insulation for cheap in the walls (it will need to be installed with an air gap on both side FYI). In the ceiling, go for max R-Value. Don't forget to insulate the floor if your winters are below freezing for more than a month.

      Speaking of flooring... Carpet is typically the most comfortable as it provides some insulation as well as cushion, but is harder to maintain in an out-building (especially with the mud you mentioned). However, you can get a 2 for 1 with a hardfloor option (Pergo, Marmoleum, Tile, whatever) if you install radiant heating (cold floors in the summer don't suck). That also means no rolling pad

      Lighting should be “warm” (2700k-ish) regardless of bulb type, but LEDs last the longest obviously. Go for at least 3 separate light sources including a desk lamp to give the most comfort. Given you are in software, I recommend at least one source of indirect lighting, putting lighting on a dimmer.

      Lastly, although views are nice, you need to ask what motivates you personally. If you are a view guy (I am), then make sure you place the window so that it looks onto something awesome 365 year. Don't worry about glare, as you can always go low tech and tape a piece of cardboard or paper on the part of the window responsible. Or go high tech and install dimming windows. Or in-between and use horizontal blinds (which can come in insulated varieties BTW, help with the
      Security:
      Security is all about getting a human enough time to intervene with a proverbial shotgun, whether physical or digital. Otherwise it is a "deterrent", like not leaving your Rolex on the dash of your car, or having a firewall.

      Door-wise go for insulated steel on a steel frame. Locks were already covered by “blankinthefill”. Make sure the hinges aren’t accessible from the outside, and that you have at least one burly dead-bolt. This implies that door swings in not out FYI. This is enough to frustrate your average tweaker. However a truly determined individual will just take a chainsaw to the wall. Don’t worry about “doubling up studs”, and just sheet it in plywood before the decorative siding. Or for a budget opt

    3. Re:Keep precious things in the house by jabuzz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Something that always sticks in my mind was a break in at a working men's club in the UK late on Christmas Eve many years ago. They got a lot of cash as being Christmas Eve they had not had time to bank it yet.

      Nice solidly built brick building so they took a sledgehammer and went *THROUGH* the wall. Probably no harder than a chainsaw in the wall, though I could put a bunch of screws and nails in that would make using a chainsaw painful.

      Anyway the take away lesson being, if they *WANT* to get in they *WILL* get in. The trick is to make your place less attractive to break in than somewhere else by making it more hassle.

  11. Physical Door security. by blankinthefill · · Score: 4, Informative

    For the door, make sure you are not using a hollow core door, and that you reinforce the frame, while also using an aftermarket strike/kickplate that has been developed for security, as that will make it much more difficult to just kick the door in. I would also looking at getting a core from a good company, not just some off the shelf part, because the better locks can be hard to find. Also, something that is more than just your normal pin and tumbler lock, like a dimple lock, can help. ABUS makes really good locks, and I would recommend looking at them. There's a few others too. You might want to look outside the residential core offerings they have into the commercial grade ones. (make sure to look for something as close to bump-proof and rake-proof as possible. Again, things like dimple locks will help here.) Same goes for the protection plates on the doors, so someone can't just card your door open or anything. No solution is going to stop a determined attacker forever, but doing these things will make it significantly harder to breach the door, and makes it more likely that someone maybe tries to kick it in once or twice and then leaves.

    1. Re:Physical Door security. by coats · · Score: 2

      ...and replace the standard (short) hinge and lock-striker screws with steel screws long enough to anchor through the door-frame into the framing behind it. 3.5-inch stainless steel screws are excellent for this. Combined with a good (steel?) door, no one is going to bash it down easily.

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    2. Re:Physical Door security. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      The maintenance building where I live was bugled through a whole punched in a wall... They didn't bother with the door and the nice lock on it.

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    3. Re:Physical Door security. by Nutria · · Score: 1

      was bugled through a whole punched in a wall...

      Joshua knocked down city walls with trumpets, burglar knocked hole in wall with bugle...

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    4. Re:Physical Door security. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the above are good recommendations, I suggest that for your security needs you not do this on the cheap by taking a DIY approach. There are professionals (OMG, really?) who do this for a living and can advise you on what works. DIY has its place, but not protecting thousands of dollars of equipment when one mistake on your part allows the bad guys to penetrate your defensive perimeter.

    5. Re:Physical Door security. by llZENll · · Score: 1

      There is no point in wasting money on a good lock or door if there is a window, even then it's usually a waste of money.

    6. Re:Physical Door security. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The maintenance building where I live was bugled through a whole punched in a wall... They didn't bother with the door and the nice lock on it.

      The house I have now is covered with the cement-based stucco laid over some kind of thick wire mesh nailed to the framing.
      Anyone who comes prepared to go through that stuff is going to get through anything. It would be easier to cut a hole through the roof, which I've seen done, so the roof also needs to be reinforced as much as the sides. Meth heads can be quite industrious.

    7. Re:Physical Door security. by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Yeah, a wood frame wall with a little drywall and plywood isn't much of a barrier to a determined thief. And a simple cinder block wall isn't much more effective. You could however build your walls out of cinder blocks vertically tied to the foundation and roof with rebar, and fill the hollow spaces with concrete every few courses. Or you could just do ICF. The weak points will likely end up being any windows and the roof.

    8. Re:Physical Door security. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      One mistake like hiring a security company that will subsequently rob you?

      The best bet is make it look like there is nothing inside worth stealing. If the thieves follow their noses to your place, you are already done.

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  12. Find Donald's guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a big chunk of change to build a small one- or two-room office

    What kind of employer would provide that kind of an open checkbook? Oh wait...

    downtime of a few days or weeks due to meth heads

    Nevermind.

  13. Ambient noise reduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Try to reduce ambient noise as much as possible. Living in the same space as a whole lot of kit is not good.

    1. Re:Ambient noise reduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Worked out for Knight Rider.

  14. Dump the noise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate noise and a standard outdoor building is usually very noisy.

    Come up with some solution to put that rack below ground level. Think out of the box if you can't just pour a container. Perhaps repurpose a large concrete septic tank or something. Sound levels are reduced and security increased.

    Rather than using conventional tech to dump the heat into the outside air with a noisy compressor unit, radiate it into the ground with a geothermal pump solution.

    Don't just make the walls stronger - create a sound gap in them using staggered studs for noise reduction. And don't forget the insulation like so many other backyard building solutions.

  15. Insurance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...is your company going to give you a rider/policy stating that they will cover the outbuilding? ...or will you have to add it on to your homeowners insurance? Since it's business-related, they may make you get a separate policy.

    Also, depending on where you live, be sure to check your HOA bylaws/regs (if you have a HOA) to make sure that a) you can build something, b) that you can use it for business purposes. Would suck to go to all the trouble, have a neighbor complain, you not gone through channels, and you have to tear it down.

    1. Re:Insurance... by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 1

      According to local (Russian) laws the container is a movable property, not a building. I have a house with bad basement. It was easier to raise the house, remove the basement and build a new one in place than make a paperwork for total destruction and rebuilding.

    2. Re:Insurance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And tax consequences and zoning limitations if it's a structure of a permanent type, that is water seal is there (which is assumable a good thing to have in an office with computers). Then it's off to the permitting process in which some professional help is usually required. Contractors or the permitting officials can often suggest reliable designers who don't overcharge. Some do the opposite, depending of the country.

    3. Re:Insurance... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      In California if you are going to replace a building, you apply for a remodel permit and 'remodel' all but one corner. Then you apply for another remodel permit and fix the final corner.

      It costs more, but the cost of a permit for a new building is insane.

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  16. Bank the money and go into the real office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why bother outfitting your home with all that crap? Just being your laptop home from the office, or, better yet -- leave your work at the office.

    If you've got a "chunk of change" burning a hole in your pocket and want to spend it on this kind of stuff, renovate or expand the actual house instead of building another building that needs its own climate control, power, and security. Build an addition. Then when you don't need for a home office anymore, you can use it for more regular household space instead of an inconveniently-located additional bedroom.

    1. Re:Bank the money and go into the real office by coofercat · · Score: 1

      I built a 4x3M 'log cabin' in the garden of our last house - I did most of the labouring, so excluding that it cost me about £5K all-in. I trenched 4x cat5 from the house, plus a thick power cable that I had the spark verify and connect up. Both my wife and I used to use that space - it heat up in no time (via an electric oil-filled radiator), and stayed mostly okay in summer (definitely better when the doors/windows were open, but sometimes that was a bit noisy on conf. calls and whatnot). Being able to sit back in your chair and see some nature was great - not often you get that at work. Having to trot up the garden to the house for a cuppa and biscuit was actually quite an advantage because it meant a few minutes of no work at all a few times a day.

      In terms of technology, all I did was ran a small hub and wireless access point down there - just enough to plug the computers and a printer in, and a bit of wifi for the phones. I used to keep my backup NAS down there too actually - it only got encrypted blobs of data on it, so if it got stolen it wasn't the end of the world for us. We had a monitor each, and a couple of sonos speakers, and I used to keep my 3d printer down there too (but mostly so I could run it overnight and it not annoy anyone in the house).

      I'd agree - spend the money elsewhere (maybe on cloud hosted servers?), and do your office more reasonably. Whatever seems like a good idea now probably won't in a few months. Just get a good chair, desk, monitor and reasonably adjustable lighting - the rest of it is all negotiable later on, and you'll probably find is somewhat superfluous.

  17. Setting priorities at work... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I rarely work from home for my government IT job. When I do, I'm sitting at the kitchen table to keep myself honest. I could have set up my work laptop in my home office and plug into one of my 24" monitors. However, I could easily find myself running scripts on my own systems rather than writing comments on Slashdot while waiting for a work-related script to get done.

  18. Don't Advertise. by chromaexcursion · · Score: 1

    Keep it simple. If you're worried about the neighborhood, anything will attract attention.
    Make it look like you're rebuilding a bathroom, or something like that.
    Fancy external locks are a major no, no. They show you have something to hide. Discrete, strong internal security works better, if you're that worried.
    A big battery UPS, and a dedicated generator, will cover most power issues. A cell phone that can be tethered or be a wifi hotspot, as a backup plan.

    And the comment about air conditioning is incorrect. Make sure you have last years electric, and other utilities. Usage above the previous year can be deducted, even if you are not taking a home office deduction. That is assuming you file a schedule C. Full time employee, no break, unless your employer reimburses you.

  19. Re: Why must we be politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL! The censors are quick tonight! But the fact is, if you want to secure your office, use cameras to identify who is coming in and going. Detect unwanted entries and have a security system that responds accordingly. You're putting valuable equipment in a place where it can more readily be stolen.

  20. Office Comforts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As you live rurally, I'd suggest wiring up a decent UPS + small generator (or solar top-up). If its not already mandatory, double-glazed windows and noise damping insulation are not that expensive and worthwhile. I also found a heat-pump and blinds a must. Putting in a toilet and handbasin was also worthwhile when I had a stand-alone office, and I do like my couch in my new home-office.

    If your equipment is going to be noisy, it may make sense to have a separate area for it - in my case I simply modified the noise making equipment to be quieter.

    With respect of security, it really depends on where you live and the risk factor - you might find it better to simply bolt your computer to the wall, and/or have a remote mirror of its [encrypted] contents so you can get up and running again in a hurry regardless of what happens. I'm pretty sure a second computer located offsite will be cheaper then building your own version of Fort Knox.

  21. Security? by thogard · · Score: 1

    If physical security is an issue, do it right.

    Around here they built a bunch of mini-police stations at every train station. They used metal studs about 6 inches apart in the "holding cell" part of building. That was covered inside and out with 7.5 mm cement sheeting and they seem to use a stock steel door. They don't have to worry about windows but I would go with a triple glazed or put bars over them but don't make it obvious so maybe like a sun shade or inside. I use protec locks because they are very good locks and they are somewhat unique.

    Put that cat6 in a duct and do something about the ground isolation. I would be tempted to move the fibre to the new building and then just use wireless back to the house. A rack means rack mount equipment and that stuff tends to be noisy so it needs to be in a different room and you need to have an insulated wall between them and I would be tempted to build it as an isolated sound wall and in your case, maybe its own exterior door just to keep the office quiet. A modern 19 inch server rack is 600 mm x 1200 mm and needs 1200 mm in front and 600 behind or else you can't slide servers into it or work on it. Access on the side is good. For small computer rooms I do like raised floors but you must make sure the tiles are the same as your rack (so no metric tiles for a two foot rack). Also builders finish floors by cutting tiles to fit the room. In a small computer room, you must make sure the walls are the right size and builders don't like building walls to interior dimensions. If your rack is too tall, you might not be able to get it in the room.

    Split air conditioners work great but if you have two rooms, you need two of them and a way to deal with a failure if you have to run the computer 24x7. The smaller ones are more efficient than the larger ones. Figure where the water will go when the A/C drain backs up.

    Put in a large electrical panel. More circuit breakers mean you can have stuff fail without taking out everything else. You don't want a cheap USB charger taking out a server.

    1. Re:Security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't have to worry about windows but I would go with a triple glazed or put bars over them but don't make it obvious so maybe like a sun shade or inside.

      Or maybe something from these guys: http://invisibleburglarbars.net/

  22. Aluminum foil by Steve1952 · · Score: 2

    Be sure to cover all surfaces with aluminum foil!

    1. Re:Aluminum foil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Be sure to cover all surfaces with aluminum foil!

      You joke. But I would seriously consider using foil-backed insulation in the outer walls and ceiling in order to create a faraday cage or at least attenuate any signals. Just to help contain any wifi, bluetooth, zigbee, etc signals within the building. It will also attenuate cell phones, but worst comes to worst you can put a femto-cell inside if regular VOIP isn't an option.

  23. general weather conditions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could make a nice looking, functional office bldg, but depending on the general weather conditions where you live it might not be conducive to getting much work done. You should allocate up to 50% of funds for things that go unseen, but will pay off in productivity. With a small structure, wind and temperature differences are more noticeable. Make the walls and ceiling stronger, insulate the floor, walls, ceiling more than code requirements. Electric heat is inexpensive to install and quiet to use. But air conditioning is noisy and can wreck your concentration. A window mount AC is cheap, but will make you crazy with the noise and vibrations. Get one like on a house, and have the outside fan and coils 20ft away from the bldg on a slab.

    Carpet will make it quieter, but get the static proof kind like for server rooms. Network connections for such a small room will be trivial and a rack is overkill. With so much invested in it, you should add extra physical security. Such as a metal bar across each window on the inside, and a metal door with a metal frame like in commercial bldgs (the company probably already has this as an option, but they are pricey).

    Laptops are convenient, but PCs are cheap and you could get more done with a full size keyboard and monitor. Get a good desk and chair to help avoid back problems.

  24. Re: Why must we be politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Burglary is a property crime, not a violent crime. That's robbery.

  25. Bulldog. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A wooden shed with a Rottweiler that has a bad tooth should secure the building.

    1. Re:Bulldog. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Any dog is good security. Bad guys see (or hear) a dog and they just decide it's easier to go prey on someone else. Plus, you get the added benefit of having a dog with you, which is at least 50% of the benefit of working from home.

      A dog will lower your stress level, improve your mood and make you more productive. And a dog won't judge you for working in a kimono and flip-flops.

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    2. Re:Bulldog. by Macdude · · Score: 1

      It will, it just won't say anything about it.

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    3. Re:Bulldog. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      You make a good point.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    4. Re:Bulldog. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. I used to have a dog. The house got broken into after we'd had the dog for two years, and the garage got broken into twice. The house break-in was during the day, when we were at work (thankfully they didn't molest the dog in any way), but the garage break-ins were at nighttime. We only realized the next day why the dang dog was going nuts...she was barking at the thief, but she barked enough at random times that it didn't stand out enough.

  26. Keep the stipend and just buy a cheap desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If your company is subsidizing your office, keep all the money; buy a cheap desk and chair, and use wifi. no need to trench for crying out loud. Maybe buy a bigger screen if you don't have a good laptop screen, but really, you're overthinking it.

    1. Re:Keep the stipend and just buy a cheap desk by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If your company is subsidizing your office, keep all the money; buy a cheap desk and chair, and use wifi. no need to trench for crying out loud. Maybe buy a bigger screen if you don't have a good laptop screen, but really, you're overthinking it.

      Yes, because obviously the company is just going to give him a big bag of cash and say "spend whatever you like and don't bother with receipts or invoices or any tedious shit like that".

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  27. Money no object by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If money is no object, then put it underground with access tunnel to the house. :-)

    1. Re:Money no object by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If money is no object, then put it underground with access tunnel to the house. :-)

      If money really is no object, construct a small space station and base your office there.

      It's unlikely any passing astronauts will be meth-head burglars.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  28. Hardwood floor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, you'll be happier. For a small space, the costing between flooring types is negligible. Wood is visually warm, and a decent office chair with hard-floor wheels works beautifully on it.

  29. Re:Why must we be politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another rumpleTrumpskin trying to pass off bullshit as truth. According to the Dept of Justice for 2012 and 2013 42.9% of all violent crimes except murder were committed by White Anglo-Saxons, blacks committed 22.4% by blacks, 14.8% by Hispanics, 12.1% by other than whites, blacks, Hispanics and 7.8% by an unknown race.White Anglo-Saxons preferred white victims. 56% of White Anglo-Saxons victims were attacked by other White Anglo-Saxons while only 13.9% victims were attacked by blacks and 11.9% were attacked by Hispanics.

    The real criminals are the rumpleTrumpskins trying to demonize the "other: for their own problems

  30. Re: Why must we be politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps he could build a wall around his office?

  31. Re: Why must we be politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No the statistics do not support your claim that "Blacks are a massive threat to security, " The Dept of Justice has repeated demonstrated you are just another rumpleTrumpskin trying to blame someone else for YOUR problems.

  32. Best type of lock: by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    More than one, and of different types.

  33. 90% of big box locks are crap by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

    Seriously, locks are generally crap. Most all can be easily bump'ed. The touch pad locks are just a few dirt smudges away from giving away your code (or a simple video recording...), and the wireless ones just beg to be hacked.

    There are only a couple locks on the market that have any real security, and as such command some real price to them. But the lock is only part of the battle, the door is just as important, and quite frankly, I wouldn't trust a single door out there that you can get at a big box store. I am sure there are other doors out there, but the one I have seen was made by SUR which is what I would call an actually secure door (your wall would fail before the door and lock would).

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    We were all warned a long time ago that MS products sucked, remember the Magic 8 Ball said, "Outlook not so good"
    1. Re:90% of big box locks are crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually for the vast majority of residential development, the wall is a much weaker point than the door. If I ever need to get into a life of crime, my first investment will be battery powered chainsaw, relatively quiet and good plunge cutting.

  34. Suggestions by Camembert · · Score: 1

    Some were mentioned elsewhere in the thread.
    - Keep NAS and as much other gear as possible in the main building.
    - Abloy -a finnish brand- locks are difficult to tamper with, but of course everything should be strong
    - heating for winter if required. Perhaps a portable dehumidifier (leave in main building when not needed), all depending on your climate.
    - work on a laptop which you can take back to main building, if this has enough processing power. Otherwise something bolted to the office building. But in any case, have data storage in main building
    - small, quiet fridge for refreshments. And/or a coffee machine. Though it is ok as well to stretch your legs and get these from main building every few hours.
    - mind the location of the windows vs the sun (was mentioned already).
    - put your laptop or monitor high enough so you look at the screen straight on, less tiring for the back and neck. With a laptop this means using a separate keyboard. Way back I put my 17" laptop on a stand for this reason, much more comfortable
    - a good comfy office chair is important.
    - don't put a lock on any paperwork cabinets inside. Your paperwork won't interest thieves unless you do military secret work, they will just damage the cabinets trying to find something valuable for reselling.
    - if you like working with music (I personally prefer silence), then this is a good opportunity to use some small semi-pro studio monitors, such as the KRK Rokit series - still affordable and waaay better than multimedia speakers.

  35. Buy a secure vehicle by tomhath · · Score: 1

    Something like this should do it. Nice thing is that you can take it with you if you move.

  36. My 2 Cents by oldgraybeard · · Score: 2

    I have been a self employed work for hire software developer/troubleshooter for 27+ years. So have a lot of experience with work areas.

    Choice 1, for servers would be lease virtual servers, Where ever it works for you.

    Choice 2, if want full control of physical servers, rent a half rack secure space in an established data center that has full power backup, fire control and 24/7 access control security.

    Choice 3, rent commercial space at least 2 rooms, one office, one servers and storage.

    For access control setup full VPN access for work and management. And only open public ports where needed./wanted.

    Do your server stuff using option 1, 2 or 3, I use all 3 options and have never had issues, Don't try to duplicate what they do much better than you ever could do. And the comments about not working where your servers are except when needed IS very valid. They are warm and noisy ;) I know when I go to the secure data center. I wear a t-shirt and take headphones for ear protection ;)
    I also have an office (2 miles from my home), 2 rooms (one for my office, one for some servers) with a door between and I still work in my home office most of the time ;)

    Then make a really nice office work space in your home. And it must be isolated. Dump laptops and go with a nice workstation. Multiple monitors, etc. if you do go with a laptop, get one capable of having a nice docking station, that can support multiple monitors real keyboard, mouse etc. I do have several laptops I use for onsite stuff based on the needs.

    I know it really does not address your question. But in my experience your option is not one I would entertain. Because in the past I have tried it. I did everything in my home, various rooms, before I got married ;) Thankfully marriage forced some great for me ;) changes ;)

  37. Trench cast 6 by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    Just dont, put fiber in multimode is fine. You realy do not want a bit of copper between buildings if you can avoid it for data.

    As to security outside dogs and guns, alarm with CCTV coverage and monitoring that can access the CCTV is your best bet to get the cops out there. Harding the entrances look for a 3+ point lock set, your meth head isn't picking locks he is kicking down a door.

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    No sir I dont like it.
    1. Re:Trench cast 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

      Copper in the ground is trouble waiting to happen. Lightning strikes, ground potential... stick to glass when linking buildings.

    2. Re: Trench cast 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ridiculous at this small a scale
      -especially when considering you're going to have to run UF copper for your AC power supply -off the main house's panel
      If you want to run a separate service with its own meter the fiber may be a good way to connect the 2 buildings then.
      -Hopefully you have a licensed contractor for the electrical work -and aren't just burying an extension cord!

  38. You aren't that important by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I am sure a "few days" downtime wouldn't be a "huge impact" on a company. Get over yourself. Millions work from home everyday. Get a laptop and a regular Internet connection.

    1. Re:You aren't that important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You aren't that important" is an argument used exclusively by bitter, jealous losers who are desperate to believe that everyone they encounter is as worthless and pathetic as they are.

    2. Re:You aren't that important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I commanded a squadron; more firepower than the entire Army Air Corps had in WWII..I wasn't that important; if I knocked off, the DO would be up to speed in a few minutes.

    3. Re:You aren't that important by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Ever consider that he is the company?

      You really post nothing but worthless shit.

    4. Re:You aren't that important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sure a "few days" downtime wouldn't be a "huge impact" on a company. Get over yourself. Millions work from home everyday. Get a laptop and a regular Internet connection.

      I am sure nothing you do is particularly important any way down in your mom's basement other than your world of warcraft shenanigans. On behalf of all of /. and Youtube.. keep the remote control out of your ass. that is not sanitary!

    5. Re:You aren't that important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you should definitely encrypt the laptop (with luks on Linux, or BitLocker on Windows). In case of theft you are going to lose a little money from the loss of hardware, but probably a huge lot of money from potential lawsuits from people whose accounts were breached due to unauthorized access to confidential information (FTP passwords, SSH keys...) contained inside your laptop.

    6. Re:You aren't that important by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      He is just a narcissist who thinks that if he goes down the company goes down. If he was so awesome at his job he wouldn't be living in a neighborhood with meth heads. You guys are so self centered. Get a laptop and a desk and do your job. You aren't special snowflakes who need "trenched Cat6". WTF? Maybe save your money and move out of your meth neighborhood first.

    7. Re:You aren't that important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is just a narcissist who thinks that if he goes down the company goes down. If he was so awesome at his job he wouldn't be living in a neighborhood with meth heads. You guys are so self centered. Get a laptop and a desk and do your job. You aren't special snowflakes who need "trenched Cat6". WTF? Maybe save your money and move out of your meth neighborhood first.

      Ok, you are an idiot and you are showing no signs of improvement which is bad bad bad.

      It is his house and his decision what he does and you are just a fucking troll who has to shit on everything that anyone asks or does. It is you who is a fucking Narcissist. 110010001000 you are a fucking troll, what have you ever commented on that was constructive, helpful or that added anything remotely useful to /. ? Seriously name one fucking thing right now!

      You can't do it because you are the one that is the useless troll who lives in his mom's basement and gets his WOW account cut off by his mom and gets videos posted of your temper tantrums on Youtube. Get over yourself and grow the fuck up. You won't though because you are the "precious snowflake" in your view. You are just a fucking flake. Grow up and shut the fuck up! I suggest you try to get into college but you would need a high school diploma first so you might better yourself by working on that for the next few years until you get up to the level where you understand things like algebra and how to make friends and influence people. You have a long way to go and a LOT of growing up to do before you get there. This is why you are such an asshole to people in general. This is why you live in your Mom's basement and no woman wants anything to do with you. It is pretty clear who the idiot narcissist is here, it is only you who is in denial about it. We all know it and we want you to do better but you have to help us help you!

    8. Re:You aren't that important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he isn't important, would they really give him the money for something like this and let him work remote 100% of the time?

  39. Experience counts by namgge · · Score: 1

    Building-design benefits greatly from experience. Use some of the money to employ an architect.

  40. Problem. Solution. Specification. by gavron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before asking for "how do I figure out what to do?" (spec) you should define what's up (problem) and determine how to handle it (solution) and then come up with the specification.

    "Trench CAT6"???? No, you are unclear on the concept of a)trench b)concuit, and c)CAT-6. Before you ask me why I'm dissing your plan see above about Problem/Solution/Spec. In short, copper bad, fiber-optics provide opto-isolation, CAT-6 won't get you anything CAT-5 won't since you stupidly rely on *one* commodity ISP, and you have nothing to trench for. Short answer: inner-duct with multi-mode fiber will carry 1G, 10G with no electrical connection nor ground issues.

    UPS? No. LOL. That's good for your kitchen. If you want solid power get a -48VDC battery pack, a rectifier/charger, and an inverter for AC operations.

    Whiteboard walls? How is "what I do with my walls" part of any IT strategy? Do whatever you want with your walls. You want IT advice? See above. You want interior decorations advice, see an interior decorator.

    Your concepts of physical security (double up the wall beams and which lock should I supply) are absurd.

    Let us know when you have your fortress done.

    I'd like the opportunity to drive my car through your front door in 15 seconds and see how great your $3.75 works.

    I did try to be helpful... but as other posters have pointed out... SERIOUSLY???

    E

    1. Re:Problem. Solution. Specification. by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 1

      1. Here in Russia I see no multimode. Single mode only everywhere.
      2. Here is some UPS that officially holds up to 300AH batteries. Is it enough?
      3. Your walls and everything inside should not be flammable.
      4. The steel doors are quite standard here in Russia as well as concrete walls of usual apartment building. And if you use a container then you have steel doors over the windows.

    2. Re:Problem. Solution. Specification. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd recommend single-mode fiber. The price difference between single-mode and multi-mode is negligible these days, fs.com has single-mode 1G SFPs for $7.00 and 10G SFP+ for $35.

    3. Re:Problem. Solution. Specification. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You are massively over-engineering this.

      One reasonably reliable ISP is fine, maybe two consumer grade ones over different cables if you really care. It's not like those one or two times a year when it goes down he can't pick up his laptop and go somewhere else. Companies understand that remote locations can have internet issues, they don't expect five nines.

      UPS is also fine, especially as he wants to use a laptop. Stuff like routers and APs shouldn't suffer any ill effects from suddenly losing power. The main thing to watch is the NAS, and to make sure you have good surge protection which a quality UPS will have.

      A strong door and windows is fine for physical security. Unless someone is specifically targeting his work it is unlikely they would bother ramming the door in with a vehicle. Thieves are mostly opportunists, or just kids screwing around. A solid, locked door and windows is usually enough to deter them. I'd recommend a simple CCTV set-up, so that if something does happen insurance will be easier and the cops will have something to go on.

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      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
  41. Security and Comfort by Elfich47 · · Score: 1

    For Security - you need to set the building up to reduce attention. You don't want BRAND NEW and you don't want NEGLECTED. Either is a red flag for people casing a building.

    For physical security you need to address doors and windows.

    Windows - lockable double pane windows with the retainers that prevent the windows from being opened more than 4" (this prevents someone from opening the window and crawling through). Plant rose bushes or other flowering thorny plants directly under the windows and properly prune them to make them an obstacle to approaching the window. Pull shades that are closed at the end of day to prevent snooping.
    Doors - Metal door with security frame. A door designed to resist a police ram.

    Any buried lines should be encased in PVC conduit from the house to the out building to prevent water intrusion. With separate conduits for different voltages.

    Any long term noise generating devices (racks, air conditioning equipment) should be in a separate room with a closed door to prevent noise transfer.
    The building should have year round heating and air conditioning. Sweltering in the heat and freezing in the cold is a sure fire way to not get any work done.

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    Architectural plans are like computer source code with a couple of differences: You only compile once.
    1. Re:Security and Comfort by hambone142 · · Score: 1

      Security doors and lockable windows won't do shit. Having just gone through a house gutting/remodel, all one needs to do to enter is cut a hole in the outside sheeting and break through the interior sheet rock to enter.

      Using a battery powered cutoff saw with a composite blade would allow most people to simply cut through the sheet metal "security door".

      You'd be better off with encrypted offsite backup and make sure your HDD/disc array is encrypted too.

    2. Re:Security and Comfort by Elfich47 · · Score: 1

      The question then becomes - What level of security is desired? What level of security can be afforded? I threw out the basic level of security where all the doors are locked and the windows are inconvenient to break into.

      The specifications were vague so I aimed for cheap and easily implemented.
      Is submitter more concerned with data security or protecting the hardware?
      What threat level does the person want to be able to resist: Window B&E? Chop saws? Man portable rams? Pneumatic hammers? Car knocking the wall? Ripping a door off with a tow cable? The walls could easily be made out of 10" CMU reinforced with rebar and filled with concrete with prison grade windows and doors. CMU walls and prison grade accessories are expensive.

      We could easily design a vault that looks like an office, but how much money does submitter want to spend?

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      Architectural plans are like computer source code with a couple of differences: You only compile once.
    3. Re:Security and Comfort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Security doors and lockable windows won't do shit. Having just gone through a house gutting/remodel, all one needs to do to enter is cut a hole in the outside sheeting and break through the interior sheet rock to enter.

      However unless you live out somewhere remote this is still rather unlikely to happen as it makes a lot of noise and can attract a lot of attention, two things that would discourage all but the dumbest of burglars. You need to have something that they really want and are really willing to risk getting caught over.

      Ever seen the show "To Catch a Thief" where an ex-con shows how it's done? The methods he used to get in where much, much simpler and often relied on things like an unlocked window or a doggy door close enough to the door lock where he could just reach in and undo the latch.

  42. Security concerns by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is important to determine whether your wife is a spy. Check to see if the oven has a hidden weapons compartment.

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    1. Re:Security concerns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably safer to execute her for treason before it is too late... drone attack would be most convenient

  43. ummm truecrypt and vpn by ealbers · · Score: 1

    Just truecrypt your machine and use a vpn, then don't worry about the rest....
    Keep it simple and hard to crack if they get everything, assume everything gets taken away, and make sure they can't do anything even then.
    Of course, thumb screws will make you give everything up....if they are used on the right person

  44. home office by smylie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had to go through a similar setup at the start of last year - with the exception that i had to pay for it all myself, so I was working on a budget.

    I got a kitset office - 2.4m x 2.4 meter with a small veranda/sheltered area out the front. This had to fit an existing concrete pad so it was perhaps a little smaller than I would have liked. (But then again, I didn't want a huge building taking up all the space in my back yard!)

    I insulated and lined it myself. I was expecting it have issues keeping it warm in winter, but ended up with the exact opposite - with no ceiling space it's very hard to keep cool in summer. I bought an air con unit about a week into using it.

    I got a sparky to wire the unit up to the house - mains only (no data). I had to dig the 1.5 meter trench myself. Internet is just via wireless into the house - speed is fine (about 35M) and no worries about redundancy. I use a laptop and have data on my phone so in the event of a blackout (which I wouldn't expect now days) I can just use the laptop and phone for access.

    You'll definitely want carpet, I wouldn't bother with a plastic protector. White boards etc too. You want it feel office like imo.

    Security - I got an alarm that texts my phone if ever there is a break-in. After a while though I stopped using it and often don't even bother locking the door at night. My laptop comes in to the house with me at night, and the most expensive thing left in there is my keyboard or maybe the air con unit. It's hard to make a space with glass windows/doors secure. The alarm will hopefully scare people off if you are home, but if you're out then they're kinda pointless.

       

  45. Re:Why must we be politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US Population by race.

  46. Security by PPH · · Score: 1

    Sentry guns.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
    1. Re:Security by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      But what if the meth head is a spy?

  47. thumbscrews by ealbers · · Score: 1

    Ok, if I were assigned the task to obtain your 'info', heres how it would go down.

    First assume you encrypt everything, and use a vpn, and we've not been able to usb/social into your systems or hear/see you type your password(s)...and your info is time critical.

    Either we'd detcord into a wall (never through the door), and grab everything and be out quick, grabbing YOU if your there and it can be arranged.
    Then, if your smart, you make sure your not there.
    If your not, and your dumb and we know who you are, we pick up your family/friends and let you know all is good if you turn over the info we need.
    If you ARE there, we get the info within the hour from you, no problem, if somehow your a 'strong' one, we pick up your loved ones and you get to decide when to give us the intel.

  48. Re:Why must we be politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which doesn't mean squat in this context. The OP said that it was blacks that would most likely commit the crime. But, as the grandparent showed with the stats from the DOJ, except for murder, the greater chance is for a white person to commit the crime. Percentage of population by race doesn't come into play in that case.

  49. My Home Office by canowhoopass.com · · Score: 1

    My home office is 12' by 12' where I do a mix of programming, devops, and electronics. I sometimes have co-workers come by as well to pair-program or whiteboard.

    • Wrap around low wall'ed cubicle desk with panels to hide cabling. It is big enough to hold three 27" monitors, two laptops, and three sets of keyboards / mice.
    • Rectangular desk for holding electrical equiptment and potentially a second laptop if co-worker visits.
    • Fire safe with letter sized file drawer. 2 cu feet.
    • Filing cabinet. Half-height letter sized.
    • Wall length closeted sheving. Also doubles as network cabinet. Lots of room for boxes, supplies, and odds'n'ends
    • Two whiteboards. Full sized. 6'x4'
    • Two dressers with drawers.
    • Tool chest with drawers.
    • Two good office chairs.
    • Hue lights (I change the intensity and color depending on mood or time of day).
    • Nest security cameras.
    • Bathroom with shower.
    • Small table vice.
    • Portable infrared heater or air conditioner depending on season.
    • Picture of Yoda.

    I don't live in an area where security is as big of a concern, but I do keep the window shaded, files backed up in cloud, and drives encrypted. Beyond that, things like cameras, kensington locks, safes, and deadbolts can only slow thiefs down. But they are a good idea just for discouragement. I do love the new digital locks around now. Utilizing one which you can open and close quickly using biometrics or a phone will keep you honest in locking the place up.

    On the home front, I do sometimes utilize the office for emergency relative storage (guest room). There is enough room for a queen size bed in the center.

    1. Re:My Home Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My home security is 1 giant dog that scares the bejesus out of everyone (even though he's a teddy bear), and a Mossberg 500 tactical locked and loaded. The added benefit being both are mobile and the dog is a companion. No matter where I live my security is taken care of...plus I can always sell the mossberg for a reasonable profit if I had too.

  50. encrypt and backup offsite by MooseTick · · Score: 1

    If you encrypt all your data and backup offsite, then physical security shouldn't be too big of a concern. If someone broke in and stole it all, you can always go to Best Buy/Wal-Mart/Target and buy a replacement laptop for $400. Even if they burned your office to the ground, you can get a replacement laptop and work from a Starbucks/McDonalds/FedEx Office/cheap hotel with WIFI for a week or so until you get your home situation worked out.

    It seems like you are acting like a 5 year old who dad gave $20 and has to spend it as soon as possible.

  51. For his laptop? Wifi not CAT6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's just using a laptop, he can start with a wifi extender to start with! And its easy to run the cable later.

    My office here:
    Cat 5e, split into 2x 100baseT connections. I ran gigabit ethernet (Cat5e) to the office, then I wanted a second ethernet connection but didn't want a Switch just for that. So I split the wiring into two slower 100BaseT connections. Since the ISP router is only 50mbps any faster doesn't make sense, and I didn't want to run another wire, so I simply split the existing Cat5e.

    A Synology RAID server (file storage, raid, automated backups to my other office, surveillance camera)
    Combo printer/scanner/Fax machine, but I never use the fax part and don't have a telephone wire.
    UPS

    A big desk.
    An office chair
    A couch

    An alarm, a security camera run by the Synology server (which simply stores the data remotely to my other office)

    A whiteboard, and a rail with clips on it for clipping papers.
    Drawers for small crap
    A small tray for putting my junk (keys money etc.).
    A computer
    A screen with swivels to vertical.
    A shredder
    A filing tray

    Weatherstation (outside temp and humidity, can I open the windows or will I get blasted with hot air?)
    Aircon

  52. Hey! I think I'll ask Slashdot! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hey! I think I'll ask Slashdot! All these IT pros will have the solution!"

    .... Later...

    "What a bunch of assholes..."

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    1. Re:Hey! I think I'll ask Slashdot! by Huge_UID · · Score: 1

      I'm going to save the link to this and post it in every Ask Slashdot from this date forward. Thanks Frosty Piss!

  53. Aahhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First world problems.

  54. Linghtning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pay attention to Earthing if you are running copper from another building. Telephone and power is usually made to take a lightning strike but the LAN isn't. You don't want all your equipment fried cause the other building got hit with a lightning strike.

  55. Should I use off-shelf lock from hardware store? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Short answer: NO.

    Long Answer: Use a Security Company or a Locksmith for your security needs. Your typical home hardware store only has crappy locks. Use steel doors and frames, with the system designed by a security firm, with two factor high strength locks

    2x4 wood is also weak sounding, rebar concrete sounds better -)

  56. Office? Oh You mean Construction by b783719 · · Score: 1

    Your requirements are just like those housing clients. You see a space and you see potential, a whole lot of potential. That's the part where you'll get lost and miss your main goal.

    Seriously, you should be searching for a housing forum for details. slashdot isn't a good place to get those info. You've say your "big picture" are the small rack, UPS, switch router, a desk, whiteboard walls, but those are just interior design. you can change them all the time as long as you have money.

    The biggest picture you should consider first is the structure. Some commenters had noted just buy a container to save your construction decision and planning cost (highly recommendable. time is money and it cost a lot).

    Note we are assuming that you want something that will give you productivity and comfort, not some cheap tents, some tree house, or a backyard sheds that'll freeze you to death at night. We are talking about a higher level shed, structure, housing that gives you a good return for a working environment.

    For the structure planning, how big is your space for this 'new office'? Do you plan to use the whole space (12x20 room size or construction space size)? Do you need one floor (assume 10ft tall with plywood flooring and simple ceiling) or maybe two floor with an extra ceiling attic? We'll assume wood will be the main constructing material and the structure is sitting on something strong so you don't need extra high strength foundation.

    Now, with all the details we'll go back to your budget. Do you even have enough? If not, let's try to reduce the size and the number of floors. Based on preliminary guessing, one floor wood structure, pre-designed shed or pre-designed container will be probably best for you. After you have completed all these budget planning, your next goal is comfort requirement.

    Do you live in a warmer place or colder place? Do you need heater or AC more? If you need either, you need insulators. Pick a budget priced for from a selection for construction.

    Let's assume you can extent the internet cable and power line from your existing home manually and you don't need water pipeline (bathroom/ toilet/kitchen, etc.). Otherwise, it's another can of worms. We'll also assume your heater and AC is simple and easy to manage with normal power line.

    Now your next goal is security and entrance requirements. We'll assume you minimum requirement is one door and maybe three windows. Now you'll have to pick a secured door and windows from a selection in a store and note the size before the structure is constructed. Pick your heater and AC if you haven't and check the size of the windows for them if you want the window hanged type.

    The final structure is the outer requirements. Does your place get drones (birds), flying left and right, does it have heavy snow, heavy rain or strong sun? If you have any of those, you will need to pick a roof and outer covering best for you. This is also the part you get to pick other architectural design for additional cost.

    After you've done all that, your office structure is complete! NOW you can decide what you want in the office. If your final office is small, you probably don't need or want any partition. But that's not without the small rack. Pick your rack first. You’ll need to know the size of the rack and how much it'll fill up the room. After you note the size and placed it in a corner or close to the AC, it's time for interchangeable interior design.

    Since your main point is work without distraction, we'll assume you'll want everything that increases your productivity. You'll want to pick a desk (or desks) suitable for your work and monitors that goes with it. You'll also want to get a comfortable chair for your work. If you didn't pick a rolley-chair flooring due to cost at this point, you'll have to compensate for it. Pick a hard rolley-chair covering or if you have more money you can go for carpet for flooring. Pick the one that is more suitable for work and comfort. If you want a whiteboard wall, look ar

    1. Re:Office? Oh You mean Construction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > comfort like a sofa

      God be praised, there is one reasonable, wise, man amongst all those hundreds!
      Table, chair, and SOFA, these are indispensable workplace furniture. All else is ephemeral fad.

  57. Commercial Locks by corychristison · · Score: 1

    1. Find a lock smith

    2. Grade one commercial deadbolt.

    3. Passage knob. No point in the extra lock with a good commercial deadbolt.

    4. If you want get a little more expensive, get a steel door.

    I used to apprentice as a locksmith. Electronics just over complicate this stuff. I recommend a Schlage. There's 20+ keyways you can choose from, and some are harder to pick your way into. Some with perpendicular tumblers that make it damn near impossible.

    Avoid anything consumer grade, as a good stiff kick or a quick precise drilling through the tumblers will usually get you in under 10 minutes.

    Also, if installed on a steel door, you'll never have to replace it as they are designed for constant (ab)use from staff and customers.

    Maybe a security camera or two if you can justify the additional (though fairly minimal these days). Don't even look at anything less than 1080p, or analog. Power over ethernet is wonderful.

    1. Re: Commercial Locks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Do a search on "bosnian bill" on youtube and you will see how fast the locks sold at hardware stores get picked.

    2. Re: Commercial Locks by corychristison · · Score: 1

      I love his videos! Learned some new things, too, while I was working at the locksmith.

  58. two ... only 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Under your desk a Dan Wesson 357-cal revolver (made now by a reputable Chezko company), and behind your chair a Remington 7-shot (mag flechetz) 12-guage pump. Both also worth-while when progressive-sluts join a Bantu fire-bomb brigade.

  59. Anything wrong with SMF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the lack of price difference between basic single and multi-mode transcievers, the high availability of single mode fiber cabling, and the benefit of being able to go a kilometer or more (as opposed to the 300m standard for MMF?) it seems like single-mode is a win win proposition.

    1. Re:Anything wrong with SMF? by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      The massive benefit of single mode over multi-mode is is that OM1, OM2, OM3, etc... You get the picture every speed bump and you are running new fibre with multimode. On the other hand that OS1 single mode fibre you installed 20 years ago is still good for everything from 10Mbps to 100Gbps. So while single mode optics are a bit more expensive in the long run not having to rip and replace the fibre every few years is a massive cost/hassle saving in my view. Sure there is OS2 single mode fibre but that only brings lower loss for longer distances to the table, which unless you are doing 10's of km is not a concern.

  60. Keep the receipts! by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    You may have blown it if you're not going in as an independent contractor (which you'd at least need to be an S Corporation). But a lot of what you're describing that you would like to do can be written off your federal taxes. If the employer is paying for all of this, then they're the one that gets the tax break. Talk to your tax preparer (who also would be "useful" for an S corporation. But a real small business tax guy, not some dork at H&R Block).

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    1. Re:Keep the receipts! by Nkwe · · Score: 1

      In addition to keeping the receipts, consider making the square footage of the office bigger. You might want to do this because if you take the home office deduction, which you may be able to do if you truly have a home office, many of the things you deduct are calculated on a percentage of the square footage of your dedicated office space as compared to the total square footage of your home. Of course you want to check with your tax person, but you should include the tax aspect as part of your overall design.

  61. Glock and lots of ammo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There will be Christmas specials on many types of guns and ammos.

  62. Here by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) The best chair you can find for desk work

    2) A nice desk, with a surface that breathes; you don't want glass or something else that will make you sweat when you make solid contact with it.

    3) Nice monitors: Don't be drawn in by the resolution; what you want is something easy to read so you don't get eyestrain. Use the TV standards: Looking straight on at any monitor, the size/ distance should allow you to see the whole thing.

    4) A *great* keyboard, if you will be typing.

    5) a fast, quality computer. You won't regret it.

    6) Depending on how distractable you are and who else is around, and at what distances, you might want to consider soundproofing. This provides both privacy and prevents others from being irritated with your own noises.

    7) Consider pets. They're awesome stress relievers, and good to hang out with on breaks.

    8) take breaks.

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    1. Re:Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been working from home for years and I agree with every point - this is all solid advice.

    2. Re:Here by war4peace · · Score: 2

      9. Keep the fucking kids and wife away, else all 8 points above are moot.

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    3. Re:Here by dwywit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're already at +5, so I'll comment instead.

      All good advice - not sure about the pets - maybe have pets but don't allow them into the inner sanctum. Cats on keyboards, dander, hair, etc.

      Also, have a backup system. I mean, backup computer as well as backups of data. Perhaps a laptop that's one level down from the main system, i.e. a Corei5 laptop backing up the Corei7 main computer. Something that will keep you working if the main system is compromised or damaged. Use it regularly, perhaps at night to watch netflix - that way you'll tend to keep it up to date instead of switched off until the rare occasion when you *really* need it.

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    4. Re:Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a fast, quality computer. You won't regret it.

      For me, liquid (i.e. silent) cooling would be an absolute must-have. Volume would also be a major consideration when choosing the room's air-conditioner.

    5. Re:Here by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      1) The best chair you can find for desk work

      I'm in the market. Aeron seems to be the usual "best" recommendation, anything else?

      3) Nice monitors

      I recommend at least 3. One for your editor, one for reference material (i.e. stackexchange browser) and one for Slashdot. Make sure the Slashdot screen is out of sight of any webcams.

      4) A *great* keyboard, if you will be typing.

      Everyone always says Model M, but there are actually loads of great keyboards with Cherry MX switches now. I prefer the brown ones, tactile but quiet. If you prefer low profile then Lenovo keyboards are hard to beat.

      Also consider getting a mic and basic mixer. If you mic up the keyboard and pump the resulting sound out of your speakers you will sound like those uber hackers in the movies.

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    6. Re:Here by Bongo · · Score: 2

      8) b. A yoga mat on the floor, and a screen where you can view Grokkr -- or even better, a park a few mins away where you can get some distance viewing and trees and sky. Maybe with a track where you can spend 10 mins doing short sprints. [1]

      [1] There's a view now that short intense exercise is better than long aerobic treadmill pounding sessions. I'm someone lazy and sedentary, with little time, so this helps a lot.

    7. Re:Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More often an issue than failed hardware is failed Internet connection. Having a cell phone with modest data plan that you can tether to until your main link comes back can save you from an unproductive day.

    8. Re:Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) The best chair you can find for desk work

      I bought a mid-back height bonded leather chair with naturally curved armrests from Staples (Canada). it provides excellent back support including lowerback and has swivel and rocking movement. If you spend a lot of time seated, you might invest in a desktop-elevation platform so you can stand for a change of body position.

      2) A nice desk, with a surface that breathes; you don't want glass or something else that will make you sweat when you make solid contact with it.

      I bought a smoked-look glass-top desk (approximately 4 feet by 2.5 feet surface) with slide-out keyboard shelf at a height ideal for use with the chair (1).

      3) Nice monitors: Don't be drawn in by the resolution; what you want is something easy to read so you don't get eyestrain. Use the TV standards: Looking straight on at any monitor, the size/ distance should allow you to see the whole thing.

      I bought a 22-inch flat panel monitor which has dual HDMI inputs, among other connectors, with integrated stereo speakers and a high enough resolution for both work and watching streaming videos from across the room. I have a couple of couches at the opposite end of my home office located in the fully-finished basement - only two rooms: main area used as home office and separate area with a door for the laundry, furnace, storage, and a two-piece restroom.

      4) A *great* keyboard, if you will be typing.

      I bought a Bluetooth full-size keyboard which can be folded and carried in a notebook bag. When at my desk I prefer a full-size standalone keyboard so the notebook computer can be connected to the HDMI monitor.

      5) a fast, quality computer. You won't regret it.

      Agreed. For portability I bought an ultrabook computer with three USB Type-C ports and it included cables to convert USB-C to standard USB as well as convert USB-C to HDMI. I will be upgrading the 256 GB SSD to 1 TB SSD within the next year.

      6) Depending on how distractable you are and who else is around, and at what distances, you might want to consider soundproofing. This provides both privacy and prevents others from being irritated with your own noises.

      As my home office is located in the basement, accessible from the kitchen and side-door, there is generally sufficient sound-proofing due to the layout of the house. I can even listen to music without earphones not disturbing anyone upstairs. Generally, if listening to streaming lecture or training videos I used earphones simply to allow me more focus at lower playback volume.

      7) Consider pets. They're awesome stress relievers, and good to hang out with on breaks.

      The basement is accessible to my cats and dogs. They often hangout on the couches.

      8) take breaks.

      Good advice regardless whether you work in a traditional office, a home office, or somewhere less structured.

      9) A high-quality, WiFi-enabled monochrome laser printer at a minimum, and if your budget allows a high-quality, WiFi-enabled colour laser printer.

      I bought a monochrome laser printer which can be used with the notebook computer or smartphone without resorting to Google Print Services or a vendor-specific equivalent.

      10) Internet Access

      I configured my home office with dual access: wireless carrier LTE connectivity and cable service high-speed connectivity. In a pinch my smartphone can act as a mobile hotspot.

      11) Bookcases and Filing Cabinets

      A well-equipped home office should have ample, conveniently-located bookshelves for reference materials. Avoid the cheaply constructed bookcases and try to match them to your desk. The same advice applies to a filing cabinet.

    9. Re:Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8) b. A yoga mat on the floor, and a screen where you can view Grokkr -- or even better, a park a few mins away where you can get some distance viewing and trees and sky. Maybe with a track where you can spend 10 mins doing short sprints. [1]

      [1] There's a view now that short intense exercise is better than long aerobic treadmill pounding sessions. I'm someone lazy and sedentary, with little time, so this helps a lot.

      I second this recommendation. For those less inclined to workout, consider a core muscle training programme that can be completed in 15-20 minutes two or three times a week right in your home office. During the weekend get outdoors for hiking, walking, cycling, or paddling. Again for winter consider a stepper-type workout machine if you live in an area with cold or rainy winters and springs.

    10. Re:Here by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Make sure the Slashdot screen is out of sight of any webcams.

      Yeah, yeah, and next he's gonna have to shave his neck too, right? This is a home office.

    11. Re:Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, have a backup system. I mean, backup computer as well as backups of data. Perhaps a laptop that's one level down from the main system, i.e. a Corei5 laptop backing up the Corei7 main computer. Something that will keep you working if the main system is compromised or damaged.

      Backup, this is must have ...
      replacement machine this is another must have ... laptop will do fine in most situations.
      While we are at this, backup network connection is must have. Even if it is only wireless connection to check emails and write message that I am out of Internet ...
      Consider either small ups for "internet infrastructure" modem/router/whatever
      and your replacement laptop will for for some time even if somebody just cut your power cable.
      That is usually enough to finish what you are doing and find another workplace.

      Keeping "others" out of your cave when you are working is very important at least for me. No distractions ...

    12. Re:Here by kwalker · · Score: 2

      I'm in the market. Aeron seems to be the usual "best" recommendation, anything else?

      Just about anything with a mesh back and bottom panel. I have an old Aeron at work and a cheap mesh office chair from CostCo at home. The Aeron is a more robust chair, but the CostCo knock-off brand works quite well. It keeps me significantly cooler than a padded office chair and it's plenty supportive. It's all personal preference, but I very much enjoy being less sweaty while sitting at my desk.

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    13. Re:Here by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Thanks. You make a good point, mesh is essential for climate control.

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    14. Re:Here by drjzzz · · Score: 1

      I got a Steelcase Leap chair probably 7+ years ago for my home office and I like it very much. Less expensive than the Aeron but just as well made, reasonably adjustable and with mesh ventilation. Also, definitely get a standing desk, especially if you live where winter restricts your going outside After a particularly rough winter, I got one from Geek Desk (adding a nice wood top from Ikea) that has worked great for 4+ years (after one fix they provided pronto). (Wirecutter has other suggestions: http://thewirecutter.com/revie... )

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    15. Re:Here by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I like the upper and lower back adjustment on that chair. I always find it hard to get the back right on most chairs because you have to alter the angle and the lumbar support and the seat angle all at once.

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    16. Re:Here by Daniel+Boisvert · · Score: 1

      1) The best chair you can find for desk work

      I'm in the market. Aeron seems to be the usual "best" recommendation, anything else?

      When I auditioned chairs at a previous job, I greatly preferred the Embody (also by Herman Miller) to the Aeron. I probably sat in it for 4-5 years before changing jobs, and was quite happy with it.

    17. Re:Here by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I had a look at the Embody web site... It's incredible how little information it contains. What exactly did you prefer about it?

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    18. Re:Here by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Hate the Aeron, but I'm a big guy. I don't really like mesh chairs. I happen to like Bodybilt

      Back when I used to get this asked all the time it was

      1)Good chair
      2)Good Monitor - back then, multi monitors was unknown, today I'd say monitors, and I'd say budget putting them on VESA arms
      3)Good keyboard. I have a bunch of model Ms - the original IBM ones feel slightly better than the current Unicomps, even if made with the same molds/gear. Three of them are back at Unicomp right now getting cleaned/overhauled. How many companies will clean/restore a 25 year old keyboard (One has a Mfg date in 1992. another 1999, one early 2000s)
      4)Good mouse, but these days, that is easy

      Basically it comes down to ergonomics

      Now as you are building a building, put that rack, and anything like it in it's own room/closet, and SOUNDPROOF it. You'll be shocked how much noise really effects things. It is part of the reason I build my own PCs, to put the quiet gear in, not necessarily the fastest. I don't need blazing video, a nice, relatively slow card that is silent is more important to me

      I used to be an audiophile, so you would think I want super audio - nope, just background.

      A quiet HVAC system if you are building your own building.

      Good lighting. I've had bosses look at me strange when I show up with my own tracklight to setup what I like
      Basically it is "Make your work space someplace you want to be"

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    19. Re:Here by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      No, keep the fucking wife close. There's the afternoon delight! Get her so she can ride you like a stallion.

    20. Re:Here by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      2) A nice desk, with a surface that breathes; you don't want glass or something else that will make you sweat when you make solid contact with it.

      Never thought of that one. Hmm.... My last desk was some piece of junk from Walmart for $100. It worked pretty well but was too small. I 'upgraded' to a glass table-top, but I've only had it for the last few months (during the winter) and I haven't had to deal with temperatures above 65 in the office. Any recommendations?

      4) A *great* keyboard, if you will be typing.

      Already have a DasKeyboard. ;)

      5) a fast, quality computer. You won't regret it.

      Have to work with a corp-issued Apple device. It'll be nice to be on BSD, but it'll suck having to get used to the new keystrokes and/or find ways and tools to make it more 'normal'.

      6) Depending on how distractable you are and who else is around, and at what distances, you might want to consider soundproofing. This provides both privacy and prevents others from being irritated with your own noises.

      That's the whole point of building an office outdoors. My current option is to stay indoors in the only available space I have: bedroom. Paper-thin walls between it and the rest of the house.

      Good advice. Thanks!

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    21. Re:Here by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      9. Keep the fucking kids and wife away, else all 8 points above are moot.

      That's the whole point of building an office outside instead of camping at a small desk in the bedroom...

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    22. Re:Here by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      2) A nice desk, with a surface that breathes; you don't want glass or something else that will make you sweat when you make solid contact with it.

      Someone else in this string suggested a lifting desk, here is a company that makes decently priced addons to other desks that enable sit/stand desks:

      http://versadesk.com/

      And Anthro makes really good desks including sit/stand desks:

      http://www.anthro.com/solution...

      3) Nice monitors: Don't be drawn in by the resolution; what you want is something easy to read so you don't get eyestrain. Use the TV standards: Looking straight on at any monitor, the size/ distance should allow you to see the whole thing.

      I highly recommend IPS displays for this purpose, they are supposed to be better on the eyes and better color reproduction than TN, and aren't a huge premium over standard displays. I have two of these connected to my gaming machine, and have never had issues with eye strain when using them. My current ones were manufactured by ASUS and HP, but I had a previous one from Dell that worked until the plastic power button broke off. I would avoid TVs, as they tend to increase eye strain.

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  63. Okay, here are my thoughts by Lieutenant_Dan · · Score: 1

    1. If you're doing a shed, then the windows and door should be secured; get keypad/key lock, self-locking, that saves you a lot of "did I lock the door", and "where's the key" questions. Get some security bars for the windows without making it feel like jail. Consider shatter-proof windows, or a nice steel mesh if you want to open the windows in good weather. Google some options. Get a steel door and steel door jambs if you won't want someone to kick in the door.
    2. Put in some sturdier material on the walls other than half-inch plywood. Insulate, vapor barrier, etc. Make sure you have a solid foundation and water-proof where the wood may be in contact. Keep the shed 1-2 inches off the ground.
    3. Get some proper electrical wiring and a shut off switch, or a sub-panel. If you want backup batteries, a consumer UPS won't do the trick especially if you want a rack of servers.
    4. If you run cable from the house to the shed, do it undergound, use pvc piping and go at least 2 feet undergound. Run at least two cables and a string/wire to fish more in the future.
    5. Get a good view without being distracted and bothered by glare.
    6. Splurge on good flooring.
    7. Figure out what your ideal desk arrangement is and build the shed accordingly (U-desk, L-desk,
    8. Get cable locks
    9. Backup to a location inside the house or "cloud"
    10. Build a quality roof.
    11. Sound-proof, especially the roof.
    12. Have a security camera pointed a the shed and inside it if you can

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  64. Why an outbuilding? by kwerle · · Score: 1

    Why would you not add on to your house? It's where your kitchen and bathroom are.

    I guess the furthest away I've used is a room built into the garage - it was there when we bought the place.

  65. Get a TARDIS by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    From what I've seen, they're very secure, portable and have lots of internal space that's easily re-configurable.

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  66. Whiteboard walls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > whiteboard walls

    Are you talking about that whiteboard paint that you can paint onto a wall? Had that at a previous job - they were a real son of a bitch to keep clean. Better off just getting an actual whiteboard.

    1. Re:Whiteboard walls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > whiteboard walls

      Are you talking about that whiteboard paint that you can paint onto a wall? Had that at a previous job - they were a real son of a bitch to keep clean. Better off just getting an actual whiteboard.

      Where I worked we white-board painted the meeting room walls. It worked great and was as easy to clean as an actual whiteboard.
      I apologize, but I don't remember the brand of whiteboard paint we used. I just know it's out there.

  67. Omnirax + EndPCNoise by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1

    15+ years ago, I sprung for an Omnirax desk (this one). I can't rave enough about it. The height is perfect, the surface big & durable, and plenty of rackmount space. It still looks as good as new. The company is well-known in the music industry but not so much outside.

    Set up a few big monitors (with Ergotron monitor arms) and a beefy, silent rackmount PC from EndPCNoise.com, and you'll have an enviable work environment (speaking from experience).

  68. A little more security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget a firewall. If you are building the room from scratch, why not go ahead and make it a Faraday Cage.

  69. Secure from what? by Macdude · · Score: 1

    Secure from what? Physical break-in by professionals? Smash and grab using a stolen truck as a ram? Neigbourhood kids? Crack Addicts? Government spooks? Police with a warrant?

    Without an answer to the above, reasonably? Build it using standard home construction techniques, install a commercial grade metal door and jam. If you have windows don't bother with the metal door, breaking the window is going to be easier then breaking into a normal residential exterior door (but reinforce the jam anyway).

    Install an alarm and obvious security camera system (secret security cameras aren't a deterrent). Make sure the security footage gets kept off-site.

    I take it data security isn't an issue because that is a question independent of the physical location.

    As for being down for days or weeks? Are you kidding me? Backup! Backup! Backup! If time is truly critical you should have a hot spare off-site ready to go -- your down time is the time it takes you to get there. With a proper backup the only other security you need is insurance.

    Since you're building from scratch install a floor-safe in the concrete foundation large enough to store all your critical equipment and data.

    If you're going to have a rack of equipment make sure it has its own, separately climate controlled (heat & humidity) sound proofed room.

    As to furniture and decor? Whatever you like. Don't lock yourself into any style or layout so that you can change it after you've used it for a while and you know what you don't like about it.

    Make sure you finish it properly, you will be more comfortable working in a finished space. That includes, flooring, paint, proper light fixtures, artwork, etc.

    Add a countertop area with a sink and (bar-) fridge. You need somewhere to store your Mountain Dew and make coffee. Include space for a microwave so you can heat up your burritos and cook your popcorn.

    If you've got the finances, include a bathroom. Hell, include one anyway.

    And make sure you get all the proper permits and don't work with any trades that would agree to go ahead without permits.

    P.S. Avoid IoT devices. All of them.

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  70. Demarcation by Nethead · · Score: 1

    My plan is to trench CAT6 from our ISP fiber DMARC..

    Do you mean your demarcation point? Please quit trying to make it sound like you know what you are talking about. Oh, it's also Cat. 6, as in category six, not an acronym.

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  71. Copper in the ground??? by acoustix · · Score: 1

    It's doable, but I wouldn't. Electrical grounding issues can blow up your router and anything connected to it. I've seen it happen with distances as small as 30-40ft. I would bury fiber especially since cost doesn't seem to be a huge concern here. If that's not an option then I would just use some point-to-point wireless radios from your house to your office - like Ubiquiti or something similar.

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  72. wouldnt that be boring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest, hooks in ceiling,walls for the chains and SM mount ... sex sofas and chairs
    multiple adult toys and huge projector connected to pornhub

  73. Personally.... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    Physical security: keep things that look valuable out of sight. Avoid French Doors and sliders. Keep windows small and high.

    Livability: provide toilet, or at least a sink. Provide lots of windows, maybe even a garage door facing south (refer to physical security above... conflict). Highly recommend getting a Sonos (or two) if you don't like silence. TV doesn't hurt... especially if you can use it as a remote display.

    IT: Provide a dedicated router/switch for the space, at least 16 ports, and a few NAS drives.

    Desk: Highly recommend the Jarvis sit/stand desks. Get a 72x30" desk with the contour curve and grommet mount monitor stands-- go big with the monitors.

    Other shit: natural ventilation can really be nice if you don't have too much dust. Windows low and high-- clerestory with operable windows works really well. Personally, would like to have a workbench and an indoor/outdoor "conference" table.

  74. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop living in the shit hold location you are in if you have to worry about meth heads. Get out of the ghetto.

  75. Re:Why must we be politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's be honest about what we mean to say. If you're concerned about burglary and other violent crime, it's statistically far more likely to be committed by ethnic groups with dark skin (Arabs, Mexicans, and Blacks). Those are your actual threats that you need to guard against. Now that you've identified those threats, design a system that can be used to keep them away. It should be possible to create a system that detects people when they're around, identifies their skin color with a camera, and then acts accordingly. Instead of some unnecessarily expensive setup to keep out a wide variety of threats, identify those that are most dangerous (in your case, like with most business, people with dark skin), and tailor your defenses accordingly. Now, I'm sure rogue moderators will try to force their misguided ideologies on me, but how is it racist to base your decisions on statistics that some races are far more dangerous than others?

    There are many areas of the USA where there are few to zero negroes. If the OP lives in such an area, then meth-heads (he said it was rural) would be the greater danger. Learn to read.

  76. Shipping container by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Get a shipping container (or two). They're all steel, very durable, and they're a *bitch* to break into if you have good locks installed. They're also watertight by design.

    They're usually ~$2500 to $3500 depending on the condition, not bad for what you get.

    Insulate it well, add carpeting, then finish off the interior so it's a pleasant work space. Add a good steel-core door, lighting, ventilation, a heating and air conditioning unit, and you're done.

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  77. Joel on software office design for programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2003/09/24/bionic-office/

  78. I suggest a few things by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1
    a few things off the top of my head:

    1) Don't put the switch, router etc in the same volume of space your desk is going to be in. You could do something like a soundproofed closet, with baffled vent for air flow. But, as you said, there is the risk of theft still to consider. I see no reason why your networking gear needs to be in what amounts to a small garage in your backyard. Sticking the gear in a closet goes a long way to protecting you from the white noise of the fans and protecting the machinery from dust, but a closet in the house is even better.

    2) Look into using what's called in the trade a "split" air conditioner. You may have seen these installed in places like Hong Kong apartment buildings and retrofitted Russian buildings. Instead of having a big window with a large metal box that is easily removable, you can have small, high windows that are far more burglar deterring than a big window. You also get a unit that is permanently installed instead of a window unit that gets pulled out every winter. Splits are more efficient and available in bigger capacities than window units. As a bonus, you'd get larger expanses for that whiteboard of yours and lower heating/cooling bills.

    3) Talk to your insurance broker about this. Investigate whether you need insurance for business interruption in the event of fire, theft, hurricane etc or if a simple rider on the existing house insurance will cover it. (another area where sticking your network gear in the house will help you.)

    4) Don't forget your backup strategy! Your goal should be, in the event of any disaster, you can pick up a cheap laptop and go to a coffee shop and continue to work for at least a few days. Having one backup in the home office, another in the basement with the rest of the IT stuff *and* a copy on the cloud somewhere will be a lifesaver if you ever need it. For that matter, don't forget your free backup opportunities through your employer if appropriate. Your working data is absolutely something they should be backing up already. You may be able to get them to store a image of your laptop as well. Talk to your IT guys at work. (unless *you* are the IT guy, in which case why the hell are you asking us? )

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  79. Having done this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mine was an addition/renovation to the pool house. We ended up with a 20x30 office and pool house.

    1. Run conduit for electrical AND data. You may need to repair or change things in the future. Make sure you keep a pull cable in the tube.
    2. If possible, run gas, water and drain lines. I even have hot water and a heating loop running.
    3. When running power, run at LEAST 2-phase, 60 amps to a panel in the office. Mine is a 100amp service off the houses 400 amp main panel.
    4. Install 4 ground rods. Two for building grounds, two to give you isolated grounds.
    5. In the data conduit, run at least 4 cat6 and 2 coax cables. A fiber or two isn't a bad idea. Make sure to leave room for future expansion.
    6. Make sure you have AT LEAST a 1GB switch on each side of the first cat6. I have a 10GB switch on either side (I do a lot of video stuff..), plus a 1gb switch to the guest network. I also keep a backuppc server in the basement of my house.
    7. Prewire. However many outlets you think you need, at least double it. Put home-run cat6 EVERYWHERE. Each place I thought I would need a cat6, I put 4, with 1 on the guest network. Have not used them all yet, but I use a LOT of them. Same goes for coax. I also have a few ports on the outside of my office, in lockable boxes. Useful when I want to work outside or when I have people from work over.
    8. Insulate the hell out of the building. Plan to vent it from the top, heat it from the bottom and cool it. A dehumidifier is also a good idea.
    9. Install a vapor barrier on the outside, before the outer wall covering is applied. I also installed one between the office part and the pool house part.
    10. Sheath the inside of the building in 1/2" plywood. Every wall. Drywall goes over this.
    11. Put a separate server room in. It doesn't need to be large, mine is basically just a 6x4 closet for the server racks. The sound-proofing was worth every penny.
    12. If possible, give yourself at least a sink. I put in a half bathroom and small bar sink in the office side and I am glad I did, especially on those cold and snowy days. The pool house has two full baths, a full kitchen/living room and an outdoor kitchen was a later addition. I wish I had installed a door between the two sides. I now set up a small garage tent as a vestibule.
    13. Think about storage. Give youself 50% more than you think you need.
    14. Install sound, inside and out.
    15. Plan for a second person. Its often nicer to work along side another person.
    16. Plan for trash. Sounds simple, but sucks when you don't do it.

    hth

  80. Build With Concrete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are worried about physical security, build with concrete.

    Check out ICF construction - insulated concrete forms. Basically you frame the walls with lego-like hollow styrofoam blocks and then pour the cement into the styrofoam. There are a bunch of different brands, but they all work basically the same way. The end result is air-tight, well-insulated, hurricane proof and nearly sound proof. Its typically only about 10% more expensive than wood-framing, the extra cost of the materials is off-set by the reduced labor required for the lego-like assembly and the relatively quick pour of concrete. With the right siding on the outside and standard drywall on the inside its indistinguishable from any a regular wood-framed building so it won't stick out like sore thumb.

  81. Nix the building by kwelch007 · · Score: 1

    Just buy a kick-butt laptop that does what you need, some awesome headphones, a MiFi device and perhaps a Sattelite Internet device, and a bunch of all-inclusive resort packages.

  82. A bathroom. by Mal-2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A half bath would be very helpful, and if you intend to have clients in and out, it's pretty much a necessity. Even though it's not a big deal for you to go into the house to use the bathroom, do you really want to make a client do that? Once you have plumbing, you have something closer to a barebones apartment than to a shack. Unless you're just telecommuting, it's not really reasonable to build without one.

    Perhaps think backward. Take a studio apartment concept, and figure out what you don't need. You don't need a kitchen, but the bathroom has a sink, so you're still good to go with convenience items and stored prepared food. Coffeemaker, mini-fridge, microwave. You don't need a bed, or if you opt for one it need not be a full-time bed. A futon might suffice. (There may be times you need to lay down, but going back in the house to do so would break your flow somehow. Like supervising compiling or rendering or 3D printing or something.) Then everything you would want in any office -- your choice of furniture and equipment.

    What's also important is what doesn't go in there. Network gear is probably better left in the house, but there are cases where you might want to move it. But more importantly, don't take anything irrelevant out there. I don't mean you can't have a Rubik's Cube on your desk, I mean don't put anything out there that is totally unrelated, except in dire emergency. Otherwise you will soon feel like you are working in a closet -- because you essentially are.

    Look at this space as more valuable than the house it lies behind, on a per-square-foot basis -- why would you want to store junk in the high-rent district?

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    1. Re:A bathroom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was very confused with the references to adding a bath, until i realised he meant a toilet.

      Images of a developer balancing a laptop on their knees, sat in a tepid bath with the power cable draped over the side...

  83. Nice concept for ideas by Camembert · · Score: 1

    Have a look here: small office in a container (many similar options exist):
    http://www.hiloft.de/

  84. Rent instead by cerberusss · · Score: 1

    I've gone the other way. I work from home a couple of days a week. I've decided to rent a desk at a coworking space. It's my own desk and space, nobody gets to use it when I'm not there. There's about 8 desks in the room, and 2-3 are in use at any give time. The rent is all-in and very cheap; around 1200 euros per year.

    I love this setup. The reasons being: it's like a real office. There's people around me who are also working, which keeps me going. They're available for the occasional chat (but not overly so), which makes it far less lonely. All heating, maintenance, network etc. isn't my problem. They have two separate networks, at no extra cost. There's a bar and lunchroom on the ground floor so when the occasional client come in, we can get coffee or lunch there.

    I like it a lot, and in my opinion, 1200/year is very cheap.

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  85. Okay... by Chas · · Score: 1

    Just gonna attack these in order.

    1: For the trenched cable, do yourself two favors
    * A: Don't just bury the cable bare. Consider dropping a conduit of either suitable PVC or corrosion-resistant metal. Seal all the joins a
    * B: While you have things open, take the opportunity to drop SEVERAL runs of cable through this trench/conduit. This way, if a problem develops with one of the pieces of cabling, you've already got spares in place. Also, run a piece of wax-coated string through the conduit too. So if you ever need to perform a COMPLETE swap (future cabling upgrades), you can simply pull a new piece through without having to yank out your existing cable infrastructure first.

    2: For network cabling inside, again, recommend running through conduit for ease of replacement (rather than through bare wall). And always run a string and at least one extra run per drop point for the same reasons outlined above.

    3: If you're wiring for power from scratch, talk with your electrician about installing a whole-house surge suppressor.

    http://techomebuilder.com/emag... (Sorry about the absolute craptastic site design. But the info's still good.)

    While you'll STILL want to use a UPS/surge suppressor between the outlet and your equipment, and HHSS can prevent a surge from turning your nice UPS unit into expensive slag and add a layer of protection for your equipment.

    4: Now, I don't know where you're at, but I'd recommend insulating the walls, floor and ceiling as well.

    5: Yes. Double-up on your 2x4 walls (normally called "sistering"). Also, unless the floor is ALREADY 3/4 inch plywood, you're going to want to add another piece of sheathing at half inch plywood for strength. Also, you can use this opportunity to insulate the floor. Drop down a lattice of half inch strip, and some foil-faced foam board. Then drop the top piece of half inch ply over the top.

    If this is a shed, it's probably using 2x4 trusses with cheap tacks or nail-plates. DEFINITELY reinforce these. Sister at LEAST a 2x6 for the bottom stringer of each truss.

    Also nail/screw pieces of 2x4 between each truss (to the trusses themselves) to create some additional lateral strength.

    Also, this structure needs to be sitting on a concrete slab with proper footings that extend below the frost line (to keep the slab from heaving in the winter).
    If this structure is just sitting on raw earth, forget about it all. The added weight will require a slab to keep the structure from settling in. Not to mention issues with rot.

    6: When you build the area for your rack, DEFINITELY look at sound-dampening insulation and construction. Also, consider putting in a fan-driven wall/ceiling vent to help evacuate heat from the rack area.

    7: If you're going to carpet, use the standard flat-ish office carpeting. For your desk area and the rack area, consider tile. Not the expensive stuff, but something like Linoleum. Pick a decent grade, because you're going to be rolling a chair over it and you don't want to wear through.

    8: When they're talking about a stronger door, they're talking about something like an insulated steel security door. So this isn't something you're going to put a padlock on. Buy a quality lock and do all of the following.

    1: Replace every one of the default screws used to secure the door, lock and hinges to the structure and replace them with 3 inch steel screws. The short default (usually brass) screws will tear out if someone puts a boot to the door for long enough.

    2: Don't just have the company double up the wood for the door frame. That DEFINITELY helps. But wood still breaks. Have them reinforce the door frame on both the lock and hinge sides with some steel sheet metal. Or use a reinforcement kit like:

    http

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    1. Re:Okay... by Chas · · Score: 1

      Also, if you're going to enclose your rack area, consider at least a token locking setup for that as well.

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    2. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like most of these ideas... with a few changes.

      Use conduit. Perhaps run 2 separate conduits. Check local regulations regarding what can reside in the same trench together. bring the conduit up inside the new structure; at least you can secure that end of things inside the building. Also consider securing 'the other end" of these utilities as best you can (or are allowed by local building codes & utility companies).

      A rack inside the room is nice, but it can get noisy, so consider separating it from you main work space with a partititon of some sort.

      Inside wiring, assuming you keep it all inside this new room, does not have to be buried insde a wall unless you are "into visual aesthetics". Exposing the wiring on the walls will give you easy access for rearrangement, adding more cable, etc.

      Wi-Fi, really? All the effort you are putting into various security aspects and you want Wi-Fi? Think carefully about that. If the work you are doing does not require Wi-Fi, go ahead and add it if you want but keep it turned off. Adding Wi-Fi would add a very difficult to secure "point of access" to your network. Hey! Hackers can and do get very creative!

      Think about how you want to secure your access to the Internet. We are talking firewalls here. Don't "cheep out" and buy some little SOHO firewall jobbie that will never get updates from it's manufacturer, and worse, might have serious security holes "built into it". A DIY firewall of your choice may give you better options and likely get updated.

      If the network will only be used for work and never accessed for ANY personal purposes, then VLANs and separate firewall interfaces for "WORK" and "HOME" are not needed. Otherwise, consider ways to keep the traffic from your "WORK" and "HOME" network activities as separated as possible. You never know if your contracted customer may spring a "surprise" security audit on your setup.

      Then there is physical security.

      If this structure is built on your own property, and it sounds that way, make sure you have a very sturdy fence around whatever you are trying to protect. That means fence posts set in concrete and maybe "chain link" fencing over anything else. If you make it large enough you can use it as an enclosure for 1 or more guard dogs.

      External security cameras wired up via PoE to a server inside the structure would be a great idea. Cameras that suppor audio & video are more expensive than "video only", but then you can "hear" what is going on. The feeds from those cameras should be captured on a video server inside the structure. Consider backing up the captured feeds to an external server that is "off property". Of course the Internet drop & electric utility become the "single point fo failure" in that case.

      Consider an alarm system that reports to a monitoring service that provides an "armed response". A system that reports using wireless technology, and that's typically a form of cellular communication technology, would be better (and now more common) than a system that requires a "hard line" or phone line. Getting a "hard line" or "alarm circuit" in today's world is becoming harder every day since it is typically a "dry copper pair" from the alarm system to the monitoring location, and US phone companies are trying to get away from installing & maintaining copper-based cabling.

      A large enough enclosure could also house a standalone backup generator powered by natural gas (common) or some other fuel (much less common). Now you would have redundant power as long as the fuel supply holds out. Having UPS systems inside the structure is also a good idea as that gives some protection from any power effects during a switchover.

      If you make the enclosure large enough for dogs, generators and space between the fencing and the building, why not make it large enough for your vehicle with a remotely controlled gate to allow you to drive right in. Ok, perhaps that is taking the "paranoia level" to the extreme, but perhaps some sort of gate for the drivewa

    3. Re:Okay... by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points...

      You've described a lot of my set up, I have a 6x3.5 metre office space I use and a few lessons to share if I can build on what you've said a bit.

      • 1. A - Capacitance around the cable in the form of damp earth will reduce bandwidth, consider using some of the white packing foam on the bottom of the trench or even around the PVC.
      • 3. Avoid running mains power cabling in parallel or within about a metre of your ethernet.

        A. power from the ceiling - data and signal from the floor as if there is flooding you do not want to be exposed to mains voltage.

        B. As long as the data is dry it will be ok, consider running additional conduit up the wall 30cm or so to prevent water ingress into the data conduit underground.

      • 4. Acoustic tiles in the corners of the rooms will reduce a lot of reverberation.
      • 6. If you are pouring concrete consider running a set of copper tubes through it so you can use it as a heat sink for water cooling. Cool using two separate loops to the machines. Quiet cooling! My machine room is separate from my office.
      • 9. Great time to run speaker cables as well, it's robust - just keep it away from mains. Mains and ethernet will have an effect on any audio signal cable you route so shield that and ground the shield.
      • 10. If you are going to add a subwoofer consider building it into the wall. Transmission lines with a Q folded at quarter or even half the resonant frequency of the driver don't have to be pretty and can save a lot of space. You can build the subwoofer amp into the wall as well just reinforce the wall cavity (when you fold the line) so it doesn't vibrate.
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    4. Re:Okay... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Sistering 2x4s? Nope, you either use 4x4 or 4x6 for anything where you want serious strength and holding capability (secured door frames, corner supports on load-bearing walls, etc.) Sistered 2x4s are so easy to rip through and also a waste of nails/screws.

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    5. Re:Okay... by Chas · · Score: 1

      You normally don't use 4x4 and 4x6 in shed construction.
      Hell, in a lot of cases it's 2x3. Especially in the trusses, as they're not really carrying much load.

      Hell, even in home construction, you use 2x4, and simply double or triple up as needed.
      You're not building a concrete bunker here...

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    6. Re:Okay... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand just how determined meth heads can be when it comes to breaking into shit. Even the dumb ones know how to use a wedge to split sistered boards (copper thieves.)

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    7. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Alex, you just wanted to sound smart when you really are not.Chass had a very nice write up and you wanted to throw in your two cents because you are under the delusion that anyone here thinks you are intelligent and want to hear what you say. You aren't and we don't.

  86. Re:Why must we be politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He did mention "meth heads" which usually means rural whites. The heroin and prescription pill problem is leading a lot of even middle to upper class white to commit property crimes as well. Along with the mainstreaming of thug culture I'm not so sure you could build a defense based strictly on skin color.

  87. The #1 thing you should do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put pictures of midget hookers all over the walls. And shit in at least 1 corner. Then piss in another.

  88. Building by Spazmania · · Score: 2

    Putting this in a separate building instead of renovating a room in your house creates some major cost.

    A separate structure will require power and HVAC and unless you fancy running through the cold when you need to pee it'll require plumbing too.

    HVAC is a tricky beast. You have to control both temperature and humidity. You can hack together temperature control with cheap window units but if you want humidity control so you're not wet in the summer and sick (because of the dryness) in the winter you'll need real (expensive) HVAC.

    Power is a fiddly beast too. You're not just running an outlet here, you're feeding a subpanel.

    You're not erecting a shed here. You're in to at least a few tens of thousands of dollars. Just how generous is your new employer?

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    1. Re:Building by b0bby · · Score: 1

      HVAC is a tricky beast.

      A super efficient AC/Heat pump mini split system should be less than $2000, probably less than $1500. Some places sell kits closer to $1000. That's the way I'd go.

    2. Re:Building by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Same as a window unit when it comes to humidity control.

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    3. Re:Building by b0bby · · Score: 1

      Sure, but we're talking about a shed here. The mini split will be nicer than a window unit, and if it's properly sized (ie not too big for the space) should help with humidity.

    4. Re:Building by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      If he splurges on a variable speed minisplit it'll do reasonably well for summer humidity control. Won't do squat for winter humidity control.

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    5. Re:Building by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      A separate structure will require power and HVAC and unless you fancy running through the cold when you need to pee it'll require plumbing too.

      It's a farm. I'll just open the door and go. (kidding)

      I do have the option to hook another bathroom to our septic system, but I'm not too worried about it. It would be about a 60-second walk back to the house, and while it's always raining in the northwest, it's usually only below freezing for a few weeks out of the year. Maybe I'll get an umbrella.

      HVAC is a tricky beast. You have to control both temperature and humidity. You can hack together temperature control with cheap window units but if you want humidity control so you're not wet in the summer and sick (because of the dryness) in the winter you'll need real (expensive) HVAC.

      I'm one of those people that rarely gets cold. As a kid I regularly wore sandals during the winter. Heat on the other hand sucks. Anything above ~65ish and I'm miserable. I figure the small collection of servers would be enough to keep it warm. They are currently in a closet off the bedroom, and the bedroom is currently ~65ish while it's ~30 outside.

      Power is a fiddly beast too. You're not just running an outlet here, you're feeding a subpanel.

      You're not erecting a shed here. You're in to at least a few tens of thousands of dollars.

      Anything over 12v DC and I get nervous. I'm basically capable of replacing a 110 outlet or a light fixture, but I've been nailed a few times by what my electrician called a 'shared neutral' (I could be mis-remembering. No power to the outlet because I turned the breaker off, then my wife flipped a switch in another room and I got nailed. The 3-light power tester thing still said the outlet was dead). Regardless, I'll have an electrician hook all that up. I'd rather pay for it in cash than pay for it with my life. ;)

      Just how generous is your new employer?

      Surprisingly. I told them my target wage. They asked "why so low". I replied that they were taking a risk on hiring me--especially for a remote position, but that I knew my stuff and would bring in a lot of money during my 6-month 'probation'. I told them once probation was over I would re-negotiate. When they sent over their offer, it was nearly double.

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  89. Security by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    As people have mentioned, inner city ares have a lot of criminals. Don't work from any such areas.
    So find a nice area of the city that has fast internet and is still low crime. If new people moving into the area bring crime with them, move to another safer area well away from the areas of crime.
    Lots of people have listed really great physical security ideas.
    Find a big desktop, a really modern looking tower PC and fill it with old hard drives and a working PSU. Make sure it lights up, has a working fan. Have a fancy, big, display connected with a Windows 10 Professional login. Thats your huge decoy work from home computer packed with junk files but it looks so expensive.
    Have a big router, modem, network, Windows file system in another computer or laptop. Thats your digital honey pot. Great to know who is looking at your work, searching for your brand, has followed your brands network down to your computer. Lots of fake bait files to find and a tricky way in should keep any intruder busy.
    Any guests, workers wondering around your home get shown the fancy office room with the computers, big displays.
    Do your real work on the most secure computer and network your company will allow and hope the support staff know what they are doing. Do that in a different room that does not look like an office but is usable as an office every day. An office desk that hides into something different in a room that is not an office. Enjoy the nice chair from the decoy office. Be productive and hope a few honeypot Windows computer with its massive encrypted junk files keep any digital intruders happy.

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  90. Junkies by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

    go for easy targets, or ones that look enticing.
    Either make it look secure, or make it look worthless. In between is usually best, but that depends on your neighborhood.

    a window with bars says valuable, a skylight with bars is less noticeable, but lacking a view.
    You can get windows/door with built-in decorative bars that look less secure.

    You could wire windows/doors with an alarm, should at least scare them away without making it look obvious you have stuff worth selling inside.
    You can keep stuff in plain sight with visible (very visible, they are junkies) metal securing objects to the structure. Plan out your office and get the builders (or you), to install some hardened steel hooks in the concrete to attach.

    Should I use some off-the-shelf lock from a big-box hardware store? Should I install a digital lock?

    If you have another way in they will take it, but do you want an office with no windows? A lockable barrel bolt with a decent lock should suffice.
    Spend some decent money on said lock.
    https://youtu.be/nsJZ_kKjXcE?t...

    and they said they can "double up" the 2x4s to strengthen the walls and make a stronger door

    I've never built a garage, but for houses building code is always doubling up the rough opening studs.
    It costs more, but 2x6 walls are stronger and can take R20 instead of R12 insulation (cheaper on energy bill as well).
    Check the screws they use to secure the door slab, and think about getting some longer ones. Builders usually have a habit of being cheap and using whatever works, not what's most secure. Don't overtighten them, use a level or something true to check the frame is straight.

    All that said, a constant light and a visible camera (with a pretty red light) will probably help the most (a motion sensor is nicer to the neighbors).

  91. Abloy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Abloy locks. Even the old models can't be picked. Need to physically tear them apart.

  92. Re: Why must we be politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I live, there's only a tiny percentage of non-whites, yet there "seems to be" quite a lot of meth heads, who "seem to be" mostly white. I wonder if Op lives near me. Or Florida.

  93. Re: Why must we be politically correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He really does live near me, ha!!

  94. Think laterally; buy an RV or do a sun-house by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    I've tried both, and both can be made to work.
    Building a sun-house adds value to your home, and with glass everywhere and fitted out with a few plants you blur the boundaries between "inside" and "outside".
    Problem is lighting and heating/cooling - things heat up and cool down fast, so spend on good double or triple glazing, and even then you'll need shades in summer.
    Advantage is that you can tap into the services already in the house so no worries about cables (lightening!) etc. Plus if you need the can...it's right there.
    I put a few extra bucks into the budget and made enough room for a meeting table which doubles as a dining area and is also perfect for Sunday brunch.
    Buy dual-use wooden furniture, and make the tables into work surfaces by throwing leather hides onto them; cheap, easy to clean, decorative when reversed.
    Someone else mentioned pets; yes, the cats love coming into the sun-house, but then of course insist on lying on the keyboard....ah, first world problems.

    The RV ...you can pick them up for peanuts, then optimise for your use. Probably cost you less than a building a new office.
    It's amazing how much space you get in even a small vehicle if you rip out the stuff you don't need; plus you can keep the can if you want...
    Plug into your house power and you've even got ac and heating.
    As a bonus, you can even drive it!

  95. 2x4s? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of brick is this "2x4" you speak of?

  96. No shortcuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ground the building allows for a long life of the ups and perhaps all power consuming equipment within the structure.

  97. if it was me by SniffTheGlove · · Score: 1

    If you put CAT6 into the ground, I also presume you'll also lay power cable into the same trench in which as shield the CAT6 But CAT6 is not the way to go as it has limitations, though it does depend on what bandwidth you want to run at. I know the max you can get but alot depends on the actual ISP connection. You could look at running Powerline, a much neater solution and can now run at 1Gbps (which is what I do here at home). I have not used my wired network for ages now. Security is good as it only runs on YOUR main loops. As for physical security that all depends on how much the person wants to break in, so the deterrent has to be good to put them off else they will GET IN. So good IR Cameras covering most external areas, plus one looking at the door from the inside. Also put up PIR sensor lights around the building to help illuminate the CCTV coverage. Windows would need to be double glazed safety glass. If physical looks need to be attractive then put up some heavy duty shutters over the windows to use when not in use. The door to be reinforced solid wood or GRP with multiple lock mechanism If you can, place thin wire all around the external walls in the cavity and wire this up to the alarm system, as sometime the windows and door are so strong it easier to break through the wall to get in especially if it's wooden shingles. Alarm system fitted to doors and windows, with a pressure pad by the door.

  98. "Trench" CAT6. by Above · · Score: 2

    Most of what OP asks is basic construction better suited to ask your general contractor. Slabs, wall thickness, air conditioners and such are all going to be governed by code and standard formulas. It will likely have to be drawn up and approved by an engineer and a permit taken out for a habitable space. I want to address the "trenching" part though, since probably few people have Outside Plant experience. Any copper running between buildings can create a ground loop. That's why the code for the electrical service running to this building will have strict requirements on ground rods and how they get connected. If you run any copper cable between the buildings (including CAT-anything or RG-anything) IT BECOMES PART OF THIS GROUNDING AND SURGE SYSTEM. Special terminations would be required at each end connected to the grounding the properly ground it and protect from surges (e.g. lightning) and keep this special office from going up in flames. For the most part these days it is simply cheaper to use fiber optics. The light guide does not conduct electricity and thus has none of the grounding issues. Cheap switches come with SFP ports now, and multimode SFP's can be had for $30 or less. I would strongly recommend running conduit, buying a pre-terminated fiber cable to pull in it (likely 4 fibers, 2 for your active/in use pair, 2 for spares). Whatever you do, make sure the person operating the machine calls before they dig. And I hope you don't have a sprinkler system, as those are pretty much never marked.

  99. kilts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wear kilts. Saves so much time when you are working from home in your secure personal space.

  100. Life Lessons by jhains · · Score: 1
    I built a 12x16 in 2009 (recently sold it to another in need), and I'm working on my next one now.
    Lessons I learned:
    1. * Stay away from carpet. It collects dust and is difficult to roll around on. In my new office, I'm using a faux wood floor made of vinyl. It is cheap and durable, provides a flat surface, and is super easy to clean.
    2. * 12x16 is too small, unless you are single, childless, and have no friends. I'm going with 16x24 this time.
    3. * Put in redundant cables for everything.
    4. * Insulate the walls like a house. Do not skimp on this.
    5. * Use sheetrock,not OSB. OSB is easier and cheaper, but it just doesn't look good, no matter what you do.
    6. * If you are buying a pre-fab, put down another layer of plywood on the floor. The pre-fabs tend to put the joists further apart, and the single layer of plywood will sag and creak. A second layer of 3/4" will make a big difference.
    7. * Have at least one window.
    8. * Get a metal door with no window and use the deadbolt.
    9. * Have video surveillance, an alarm, and perhaps more importantly, put up several signs that say you have cameras watching.
    10. * Have a back method for internet connectivity. I had both Cable and DSL, and a Verizon hotspot. You never know when there's going to be an outage.
    11. * Get a generator. Preferably a whole house natural gas version, but if not, get a gasoline powered one that can run the office, and be sure to include the means to connect it on the outside of the building.
    12. * Speaking of power, put the main breaker in a locked can on the outside of the building, but put another breaker panel for the individual breakers inside.
    13. * Label the crap out of all the wires, breakers, outlets, etc.
    14. * If you can afford it, put the entire building on a single UPS. It is so much better than individual UPSs for each PC.
    15. * Get a steel roof, or, if you already have asphalt, put 2x4s on the asphalt and screw on a steel roof. It makes a huge difference in the ambient temperature.
    16. * Don't skimp on the AC. Get a good one, with a remote control.
    17. * Have an electrician do the power. It's not cheap, but your insurance may refuse to pay a claim if you burn your house down with an electrical fire.
    18. * Speaking of insurance, be sure to get a rider for the office and its contents.
    19. I'm sure there are dozens of other bits I can't recall at the moment, but as I'm rebuilding, I'll take notes.

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  101. Good coffee machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't drink coffee (I prefer tea thank you), but a good coffee machine (+ small kitchen, if possible) should be a priority.
    When you have a bad day, you will do much better if you only need to walk few steps to get a coffee break.

  102. Yes, say it exactly like that by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    and a large flat-screen TV so I can display dashboards and statistics.

    If you say it exactly like that perhaps your manager will believe that's the only possible use you'd have for such a TV.

  103. Ten cents (because 2cent coins are disappearing. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    wire the structure up for network and power, and furnish it with a small rack, UPS, switch, router, a desk, whiteboard walls, a wireless access point,

    Woah - this is a workspace - yes? So you know what's going to be in there, yes? So what do you want WiFi for? Run cables in conduits for the permanent equipment, and maybe a couple of spare leads coiled up into a corner of the rack for when you have visitors/ customers. If they ask for the WiFi code when they're visiting, that's the time to casually talk about your network security. "There is no remote exploit that an break through wireless security where there is no Wifi hardware. Then if they really want WiFi, dig some contraption out of a box in the corner and let them juggle it on their knee white trying to type.

    Related - you mention laptops. For bang-per-buck you'll probably get better from desktops bolted into the rack. OK, ensure you can transfer your system to a laptop for travelling to show customers ... but you'll need to check that sort of portability/ transferability/ installability anyway. See "security" below too.

    Should I put down carpet and one of those plastic mats for chairs?

    Whatever makes *you* comfortable. But don't make it over-luxurious. Since you'll be claiming the costs of this against tax, anticipate having an audit from the tax man. So get stuff from office suppliers, not domestic suppliers. A £500 chair from BudgetOfficeDirect.COM arouses less suspicion of fraud than a £500 chair from LuxuryLivingroom.COM ; this also applies to the laptop/ desktop question above.

    speakers, and a large flat-screen TV so I can display dashboards and statistics.

    Perfectly justifiable, but bear in mind comment above about buying from office supply companies not domestic. With specific regard to a TV and speakers and security, build the TV into the wall so that stealing it will involve making a lot of noise and probably breaking it. Or take the cosmetic carcass off it, so that it is completely not worth stealing because it won't get sold.

    physical security is somewhat of an issue. [...] Should I use some off-the-shelf lock from a big-box hardware store? Should I install a digital lock?

    You mean a padlock? No. Get a proper door - office supplies again - which has the 5-lever lock and all-frame bolting which insurance companies take as a minimum for securing the house. You're already spending thousands on this spread, so spending a thousand on the door to secure it is sensible.

    Your computing assets and data assets are important. The computers you can manage by using desktops which you BOLT into the rack (no need to spring silly money on equipment designed for rackmount, unless you've a business reason, use this sort of tray and bolt through the rubber foot-holes in the desktop chassis). Put yourself in the mind of the crack-pot looking for things to steal - chest-high 100kg racks of equipment full of exposed bare wires are not saleable, so are not worth stealing. Not even worth leaving fingerprints on. Same applies to a TV : take it's bezel off, bolt it into a fitted recess in the wall and they are more likely to smash it than steal it.

    Data : you might want to put the backup server for the house's computers in your office, and for your office in the house. You've got CAT6 linking the two, so who cares. Arrange offsite storage for your backups. you know the deal.

    This is assuming that your real security threat is from theft. If you're likely to face industrial espionage (or sabotage) hen you're in a whole different world of security. Teach your dog to shoot on sight? Stump up for an office in a premises with proper security on the doors and bars on the 13th floor windows, and forget the home office.

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  104. Separate building is never secure by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    Why would you take your expensive and important office where downtime is such a big issue, and put it alone in a field where it's easy to access? That's not smart. That's just plain dumb.

    No lock will repel a sledge hammer; so what are you trying to do with it? Put something else into your shed-the-backyard. Put your office elsewhere.

  105. Accoutrements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  106. RE: Tiny House = Tiny Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a 20' HICAP(9'6" tall) shipping container. This alone will solve a lot of your security concerns. Then check out the tiny house ideas and just omit the 'house' and substitute office. You can do a lot with one of these. They can be as nice as you make it. Get a window unit type AC/Heater or even a small ductless unit. One of these would be plenty for 160spft. You can even spray foam insulate the inside before you finish it for extreme temp zones.

  107. Almost finished! by jonathan6453 · · Score: 1

    I just have paint, carpet and doors left! (Full photos) https://www.flickr.com/photos/... They'll be a series of blog posts at https://cultivatenow.com/

  108. Search for Tiny House by b0bby · · Score: 1

    If you look for Tiny Houses you'll find lots of info on what works and what doesn't. For example, check out http://microshowcase.com/ - he has a shed similar to what you're describing, and is using a highly efficient mini-split ductless system.

  109. Re:Ten cents (because 2cent coins are disappearing by b0bby · · Score: 1

    Woah - this is a workspace - yes? So you know what's going to be in there, yes? So what do you want WiFi for?

    Even if it's on a separate VLAN or something, most people today will want WiFi for stuff like phones.

  110. Stilts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Build it on stilts, like a beach house. Then have the only way in or out be via a rope ladder. Meth-heads won't be able to navigate it.

  111. Basic infrastructure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just some advice about a homebrew outbuilding infrastructure:

    Run power, network etc in PVC conduits. Big ones (at least 2") with long radius 90 degree bends. Don't run your power wiring with your network cables, regardless if you use copper or fiber. Install AT LEAST one spare conduit.

    Make sure you're complying with NFPA 70 assuming USA location, especially as it pertains to grounding. If you're putting a subpanel out there, you'll need a ground rod near the building as well as an appropriately sized ground conductor between the house and building. Ensure you're bonding neutral and ground in the right place (read: not places, place.)

    While you're "trenching" bring over a water pipe or two as well. If you don't plan to have water out there, just cap the pipe.

  112. Meth Heads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's your home, and you are concerned about Meth Heads breaking in and ruining everything. You need to move.

    Baring that invest in a shotgun or something because if they get into your "Home" you will need something.

  113. Title and subject don't seem related by alphad0g · · Score: 1

    Furnishing a work from home office, and securing a remote office seem very different to me.

    Or is your a house a target for thieves and meth heads already? Is your house a barn that it needs carpet and double strength walls?

    Working from home implies the comforts of home. The OP wants to build an office in an industrial building...

      so this post really is "how do i build and secure a remote office"

  114. as time passes by Nick · · Score: 1

    I too, once was ambitious as this and had grand designs. Years later and I'm lucky if it's not another laptop in bed day.

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  115. Meth head infestation by sjames · · Score: 1

    If you have a meth head problem, put the HVAC's outdoor unity on the roof. Otherwise a meth head with a hacksaw will gladly do $5000 in damage to get $50 worth of copper.

  116. Keep it simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For HVAC on that size put a minisplit or PTAC unit.

    I would want any server room isolated from my workspace as they are loud.

    Fiber between DMARC and house.

    Really nice chair.

    Motor driven roller shades to control sun.

    Monitors on arms that can be adjusted as needed or workspace reconfigured.

    Studio monitors driven by a good DAC over XLR cables so you can have great fidelity.

    Either a short pile commercial carpet tiles that have a few spare tiles you can replace with once your chair wears it down or a laminate floor. Laminate won't absorb sound but carpet will suck up dirt/dust.

    At least plumb in a toilet.

  117. Physical Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here are some simple tips
    1. Motion triggered lights - This works as a great deterrent for any home or structure
    2. A polymer window film (3M makes this for storms) - This will turn a brick shattering a window into a brick cracking it slightly like a laminated piece of glass (think windshield). The film costs a little bit but you wont have too many windows
    3. Steel mesh - If you are building the entire shed from a frame, consider a steel mesh in the walls. When you have a mesh between the drywall and studs it will require a hell of a lot more work than a drywall knife. Ensure you secure these with the proper retaining clips and do not forget the floor/roof. Some research may be required to avoid cellular/wifi signal interruption
    4. Vehicle barriers - While it is unlikely that someone is going to drag away your shed you should be concerned about someone accidentally or intentionally driving a vehicle into your shed. This is easily accomplished by a big boulder on the easiest avenue of approach or possible some raised garden planters around the shed.
    5. A simple alarm system - You dont need ADT or something fancy, a simple motion triggered alarm that starts ringing loudly will encourage most burglars to go away quickly.
    6. Pinned hinges/Hinges inside - While it is up to your design and firecode you may want to consider pinning the hinges for your shed. It is fairly easy to pop the hinges off and bend your lock out of your frame.
    7. Use long screws - This should be pretty straight forward, you should be using the longest possible screws when assembling the frame, locking surfaces and other key structural supports. This will help provide support against brute force.

  118. Just use what makes you comfortable by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    In my very small home office for when I do telecommuting work:

    I have an efficient desk, where I can easily keep my cables, monitor tidy etc. I have a "pro" gaming chair, gaming keyboard and gamig mouse, partly because I use the macro keys extensively for my work and because I find these the most comfortable for doing extended amounts of time.

    I have two work machines, one mac, one PC (particularly to cover all major platforms) and use "Sharemouse" to share the same keyboard and mouse between them.

    I also acquired a mobile air conditioning unit to ensure that the temperature in the room is the best temperature for me to work under. It's a larger one used for cooling significiantly larger room. But the whole point behind having that, is so I can run it for a couple of minutes and get the room quickly to the desired temperature and get my work done rather than having to wait for a significantly crappier one take 40 minutes to get the temperature down/up and then struggle to keep the temperature down/up as needed.

    Here is a picture of my home office.

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  119. Fine details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A big chunk of change, but not enough to hire an architect? A big chunk of change, but you'll have to pick out your own locks? Wow. Fine details like whether your backyard is 30'x50' or 3000' x 5000'? Fine details like what work you plan on doing in it. Fine details like whether you live at 10,000' in Wyoming or -5' in Louisiana? Yeah, I can see why you'd need help. Most obvious first question is do you care about the resale value of your home? If so, you're off to a poor start. Second (obvious) question is what zoning applies? A good steel door and frame will help deter the amateur burglar, just as will good steel framed windows. The fact is, you need motion detectors/alarm system if you're sufficiently concerned about crime. Good lighting will help, but if your home is 20' from your neighbors, that might be a problem. First point: location, location, location. It matters. Distance to house? Ok, so the facts are, that you've virtually completely failed to describe what you need and why you need it. So, I'm left to describe my "perfect" out-building office. A first class hvac system is critical. Must be temperature controlled. I'd like the ability to open the windows (two for cross ventilation) and be able to look out. Shrubs, bushes, and trees for visual screening, noise reduction, and shade would be nice. Either a battery power supply back up, or, since I've got natural gas heating, a generator for when the power goes out. A separate room for the utilities, including my server, so that noise is minimal. A desk. I'd like a drafting table, too (with a high-boy stool) and another table. I've always found my work spreads out to occupy the available desk/table space. Two chairs for visitors, and of course my heated leather executive chair. A couple of file cabinets. Carpet, for sure. Probably some drop ceiling for even better noise control. And a damn fine speaker system. Great lighting is critical. And of course you want fine control over the amount of light coming in thru the windows, so a first class set of blinds. I'd add a tread-mill and stationary bike, to get the blood flowing, and of course, a small fridge for snacks and drinks. If you have a significant other, then perhaps an intercom system so that s/he can easily speak to you. And don't you want to know who just rang your front door bell? For me, lots of book shelves is a must. The fact you're sweating where to get the lockset indicates to me that you're almost completely clueless. What purpose would a digital lock serve? Talk about silly. Sure they can reinforce the door framing. And wall construction is now days (in the USA) typically steel studs are used. If "doubling up" means 8 inch on center rather than 16, then wow, that will be some wall. If you don't know what they meant by "doubling up" then I'd suggest you find someone better able to communicate to you. You're going to (probably) want well insulated walls (for both energy conservation, and noise reduction. Of course, "well insulated" means something different in Fairbanks, AK than it does in Taos, NM. You'll want several electrical circuits: two for various office equipment and lighting, along with another for the server and another (possibly 240v or higher) for the HVAC. You'll want circuit breakers in the building, too, of course. Good luck on getting this done with less than $150k. Hire an architect.

  120. Unexciting, uninteresting shed by hattig · · Score: 1

    I would recommend building a 20000ft^2 subterranean anti-methhead-bunker 100ft under ground. This will also allow you to survive Trump.

    Install a lift up into a hidden room inside a non-descript looking shed. Obviously the lift will only work via DNA verification anyway.

    You should fill the bunker with snakes, scorpions and taratulas, apart from your work area (6x6 ft), this will dissuade people who have cloned you to get into the lift.

    As for the work area, I recommend a bulletproof chair that enconses your body as you work.

  121. Screens by DMJC · · Score: 1

    Dual 24 - 27" monitors. It helps with productivity.

  122. cabin porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  123. Sit/stand desk by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

    Get an adjustable sit/stand desk. Especially if you tend to get back/neck pain, it will make a big difference in how you feel at the end of the day.

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  124. Re:Ten cents (because 2cent coins are disappearing by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Are you going to surf the internet on your phone while sitting next to the desktop with the big screen and real keyboard? I certainly don't.

    Besides - you're in the back yard, so you're very likely to get a signal from your domestic WIFi.

    It also is part of the point of differentiating the spend on the professional working and tax-deductible office equipment from the domestic non-tax-deductible entertainment equipment.

    At my last place of work, because people lived and worked on the same boat (literally) they provided WiFi for personal use alongside the wired network for working use. Separate VLANs as you say, completely separate log-in credentials. And the wireless network throttled to a maximum of 10% of the bandwidth. As I recall, the daily fee for the satellite access was around $5000.

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