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Moderate Drinking Can Damage the Brain, Claim Researchers (theguardian.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Guardian: Drinking even moderate amounts of alcohol can damage the brain and impair cognitive function over time, researchers have claimed. Writing in the British Medical Journal, researchers from the University of Oxford and University College London, describe how they followed the alcohol intake and cognitive performance of 550 men and women over 30 years from 1985. At the end of the study the team took MRI scans of the participants' brains. None of the participants were deemed to have an alcohol dependence, but levels of drinking varied. After excluding 23 participants due to gaps in data or other issues, the team looked at participants' alcohol intake as well as their performance on various cognitive tasks, as measured at six points over the 30 year period. The team also looked at the structure of the participants' brains, as shown by the MRI scan, including the structure of the white matter and the state of the hippocampus -- a seahorse-shaped area of the brain associated with memory. After taking into account a host of other factors including age, sex, social activity and education, the team found that those who reported higher levels of drinking were more often found to have a shrunken hippocampus, with the effect greater for the right side of the brain. While 35% of those who didn't drink were found to have shrinkage on the right side of the hippocampus, the figure was 65% for those who drank on average between 14 and 21 units a week, and 77% for those who drank 30 or more units a week.

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  1. Perhaps something more complex is involved by TimothyHollins · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Did those people do anything else during the 30 years, or did they simply sit still, staring at the wall, waiting for the next test and drinking alcohol?

    I get that this kind of study is very hard to perform with reliable results, but humans are very complex. Trying to boil it all down to a single factor is a disservice to everyone, and won't get us closer to the truth.

    1. Re:Perhaps something more complex is involved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have a large enough sample that is representative in the sense that there is no significant correlation betweoon alcohol intake and other behaviour or properties, other effects should average out.

    2. Re:Perhaps something more complex is involved by TimothyHollins · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well no, not even close. Epidemiologically we do not know everything that leads to drinking, nor everything that drinking leads to, which means we have unknown confounders in a complex system. Over 30 years those confounders will grow to a massive interference level.

      Consider this conundrum that caused a lot of panic in the early days of epidemiology. Does drinking cause lung cancer? The answer was a surprising yes. Every study came up positive.
      Today, we know that to be false. Why? Because drinkers also tend to be smokers. When you control for smoking and keeping company with smokers, the effect goes away completely. That is what we call a confounder.

      Now we see that moderate drinking leads to hippocampal shrinkage. Does that mean drinking is the problem? Not necessarily. As TFS says, they did control for a host of things, but were those ALL the relevant things? The answer is usually no.
      Over a period of 30 years things change, ALOT. The lifestyles of the subjects change, their exposure to various environmental effects change, their hormonal setups change. What if drinkers tend to be more social? Just that single difference would introduce them to a whole host of different exposures when compared to non-drinkers, and none of those exposures would have anything to do with drinking itself.

      There is no doubt an association between hipppocampal shrinkage and drinking, but what that association consists of is less certain. That is why the original point stands.

    3. Re:Perhaps something more complex is involved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did the study state there was a concrete cause-and-effect aspect? Or did they just show their results that show a correlation?

    4. Re:Perhaps something more complex is involved by Entrope · · Score: 2

      They claimed correlation, while admitting there were some notable uncontrolled confounders, exceptions to the implied rule, and limitations to their analysis.

      Then they went on to say this justified the British government's recent move to reduce the alcohol consumption guidelines, which would only be a valid conclusion if they demonstrated cause and effect, so maybe they think they did demonstrate that.

    5. Re:Perhaps something more complex is involved by TimothyHollins · · Score: 1

      Moderate alcohol consumption can impair cognitive function, says study

      They say 'can' which means, in standard medical journal lingo, 'might possibly'. This is common. It's just a way to safeguard against the many pitfalls of asserting something too strongly without rigorous backup in the medical community (which is pretty strict on this kind of thing).

      So no, they aren't asserting a definite cause-and-effect, just saying 'it might be this way'.

    6. Re:Perhaps something more complex is involved by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      What if drinkers tend to be more social? Just that single difference would introduce them to a whole host of different exposures when compared to non-drinkers, and none of those exposures would have anything to do with drinking itself.

      I think you are hitting on something here. What if it is not that drinkers are more social, but that the social behaviors they tend to engage in are more risky? Does drinking influence people to engage in the risky social behaviors, or is it just coincidence? What does the answer to that question say about the risks of drinking?

      Lots of unknowns here, agreed, but can't answer the question if you don't ask it.

    7. Re:Perhaps something more complex is involved by Nethead · · Score: 0

      They demonstrated that they want more grants from the British government.

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    8. Re:Perhaps something more complex is involved by syntotic · · Score: 0

      Ah, OK, now lets repeat the same experiment some other five hundred times to have more data samples before forbidding alcohol like Islam. What about finding out if it happens cross generation in same family lines, etc? This study does oppose lots of other similar studies saying some alcohol is very good for general health. Of course we expect the polemic to last some hundred years, maybe a few millennia? Toast!

  2. How much is a unit? by RobinH · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the study: 1 unit is 10mL or 8g of alcohol. 14 units (UK guidance per week for men an women) is 4 pints of high strength beer (5.2%) or 5 large glasses of 14% wine. 24.5 units (US guidance for men) is equivalent to 7 pints of beer or 9 glasses of wine.

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    1. Re:How much is a unit? by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So these people did not have a "moderate" alcohol intake, they had a high alcohol intake.

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    2. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      They were drinking this over the course of a week. It would be a high amount if consumed in a single day, but not when spread out over 7.

    3. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are millions in the USA that drink a twelve-pack a day.

      What can I say? We set the bar high? HA!

    4. Re: How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means drinking every day or every other day which is already not moderate to me ... I'd rather call ~ 2 glasses a week or less moderate. But I guess finding a comparison group for that is a bit hard.

    5. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      7-8 pints of beer in a week is considered moderate (about a glass per day). 7-8 pints of beer in a day is not.

      Summary:

      While 35% of those who didn't drink were found to have shrinkage on the right side of the hippocampus, the figure was 65% for those who drank on average between 14 and 21 units a week, and 77% for those who drank 30 or more units a week.

      GP (RobinH's post):

      24.5 units (US guidance for men) is equivalent to 7 pints of beer or 9 glasses of wine.

    6. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means on average they are drinking EVERY DAY. That already is NOT moderate. the reality is they are more than likely having more of those towards the end of the week/weekend which makes it worse. regardless it is not a moderate consumption level.

    7. Re:How much is a unit? by MangoCats · · Score: 1

      Depends, if they were Irish they might call that extremely low alcohol intake.

    8. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      drinking every day is not moderate consumption. I have moderate consumption, I drink on average 2 or 3 drinks a week.

    9. Re:How much is a unit? by sabbede · · Score: 1

      Oh no, no we don't. On average, Brits out-drink Americans. By our standards, like half of the UK is alcoholics. By their standards, we're prudes and lightweights. (I'm exaggerating, but not by much)

    10. Re:How much is a unit? by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      According to the latest guidelines, it is above moderate consumption.

      A pint of beer every day is definitely high consumption.

      I'm not trying to act holy, I'm going to a music festival in a couple of weeks, where they daily intake will probably be around 10-15 pints for most people. But it's certainly not healthy, at least not if it's something you do on a regular basis.

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    11. Re:How much is a unit? by s_p_oneil · · Score: 2

      It's all relative. My wife keeps trying to convince me I'm an alcoholic, and I only drink 1-3 16oz US beers (2.5%) each week. I never drink more than 1 on the same day, never on consecutive days, never more than 3 in a week, and when I pick up one of the 5% beers, I actually get a buzz so that's considered a "binge" for me.

      To my wife, 3-7 units per week = alcoholic.

      To my Irish-descended Navy family, 3-7 units per week = teetotaler.

    12. Re:How much is a unit? by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      A pint a day certainly isn't "moderate consumption", it's a drinking problem.

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    13. Re:How much is a unit? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      14 units (UK guidance per week for men an women) is 4 pints of high strength beer (5.2%)

      Wait, they call 5.2% high strength beer? No wonder California and Oregon are handling the earth right now.

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    14. Re:How much is a unit? by TerribleNews · · Score: 1

      This page is pretty helpful to decipher how much people were actually drinking. There's a little figure at the bottom with normal sized drinks and their units and a handy shorthand calculation: ABV (percent) * Vol (mL) / 1000 = units. http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/alc...

    15. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another variable might be if subjects ate a meal before consuming.

    16. Re:How much is a unit? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      A pint a day certainly isn't "moderate consumption", it's a drinking problem.

      Indeed, if it's a pint of whisky.

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    17. Re:How much is a unit? by Ken+D · · Score: 1

      "According to the Dietary Guidelines for Americans,1 moderate alcohol consumption is defined as having up to 1 drink per day for women and up to 2 drinks per day for men."
      http://www.cdc.gov/alcohol/faq...

    18. Re:How much is a unit? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Most people would not agree with that definition.

    19. Re:How much is a unit? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Have you seen English women? If they didn't drink, the English people would die out.

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    20. Re:How much is a unit? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      2.5% beer? Spit.

      3.2 beer is bad enough. 2.5% isn't beer, it's likely coors.

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    21. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they had a high alcohol intake.

      You think five glasses of wine per week is a high intake?

      Someone is seriously out of touch with reality...

    22. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the best comment of the day!! Thank you sir.

    23. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they control for the amount of mental exercise those people do? I wouldn't be surprised if the negative impacts they are referring to could be mitigated by regularly working on difficult problems and using critical thinking skills. If drinking more then correlates to less mental exercise then that could be a confounding factor.

    24. Re:How much is a unit? by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right. Just double-checked, and it looks like most the US beers are in the 4.0-4.2 range unless they're labelled ice, ale, etc. Can't remember where I got the 2.5 number. Probably something my wife said that stuck years ago when she was complaining about me buying a 5% beer. I don't pay attention to the % unless buying something I know is stronger, like ice-brewed.

      That might bump me up from 3-7 to 5-10. My wife would feel (more) vindicated. ;-)

    25. Re:How much is a unit? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      That does not constitute a "drinking problem". That's fairly controlled, at least, if it's in the evening, like unwinding at the end of the day. Though here in the US, a beer is 12 oz, not 16, so I have less. It's a problem when you can't stop drinking, or always drink to the point of drunkeness and generally become a layabout or spousal abuser, or maybe if you drink during the day or at lunch. I don't know what it is, I don't like to drink during the day, it hits like 5x harder and your day is shot. I don't know how some people do that.

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    26. Re:How much is a unit? by epine · · Score: 1

      http://www.cclt.ca/Resource%20...

      Standard drinks in Canada all work out to roughly 2 units.

      The lower threshold of high risk drinking in Canada is presently 14 units of alcohol per week for women, or 21 units of alcohol per week for men.

      When my wife and I have wine around (not always) we average about two bottles a week: 8 units/week for her, 12 units/week for me.

      That's basically your foodie-Euro mainstream consumption level (medium). This study is being alarmist in not defining any consumption level between medium and burnt.

      Not well done.

    27. Re:How much is a unit? by epine · · Score: 1

      I think I crossed my wires with something else on my screen.

      * 10 drinks a week for women, with no more than 2 drinks a day most days
      * 15 drinks a week for men, with no more than 3 drinks a day most days

      That's 20 and 30, numbers I find hard to process.

    28. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing. 5.2% is the bottom of the scale for any self respecting craft brewer.

    29. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're fine mate. Tell the dozy ox to shut the hell up.

    30. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of confusion over alcohol content of beers in the US. The package labeling is inconsistent, and the globally accepted definition of "lite" or "light" meaning a low-alcohol beer is not followed in the US, where it is more likely to refer to carb content, or even just marketing "feel" or other such BS.

      Being a man who has drunk beers all around the world for most of his adult life, you will generally find "most" beer to be:

      Alcohol free: 5.5%

      Your mileage may vary, but that's pretty standard across a lot of different styles, which of course, do have their own style-specific strengths.

      In most of the civilised world, any time you open an unknown beer, deficit of additional information, you should assume it has 4-5.5% alcohol in it.

    31. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit, Slashdot just killed my list because I forgot about HTML tags, stupid stupid stupid...should drink less beer :)

      This is what I wanted to post:

      Alcohol free: < 1% (yes, it does exist, and some is OK. The "Becks Blue" in Europe isn't too bad)
      Lite/light/low-strength: 1-2% (Australia has some very respectable light beers, "Cascade Premium Lite" is a good one)
      Mid-strength: 3-4% (tend to be more popular/common in hotter climates)
      Normal:4-5.5%
      Strong: > 5.5%

    32. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's hilarious. I saw "Alcohol free: 5.5%" and was like, WTF? I like my beer infrequent but strong, love Belgian trippels/quads with low double-digit %. But even 5.5% is far from the water that is Coors and its ilk. I was thinking you were just as delusional as the people saying 1-3 drinks per day is "moderate." No, that's not fucking moderate - it's a drinking problem. I've averaged about 2-3/week the last few months (not all the strong stuff), and I feel like I've been going on an alcoholic binge...

    33. Re:How much is a unit? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Also % is measured either by mass or by volume in the USA. No telling.

      IIRC 3.2 beer is measured in the 'alternative way', don't recall which that is. But 3.2 beer is closer to 5.0 than the raw numbers indicate. But it's still piss, low strength can beer.

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    34. Re:How much is a unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all relative. My wife keeps trying to convince me I'm an alcoholic, and I only drink 1-3 16oz US beers (2.5%) each week.

      That's not relative. Your wife just doesn't know what the word 'alcoholic' means.

    35. Re:How much is a unit? by sabbede · · Score: 1

      Hah! Good one.

  3. Oh Snap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in trouble. Now I can tell my wife I have a medical problem. Then I'll tell her she's the reason for my drinking. Then my doctor can write a prescription! ;)

  4. Moderate? by sjbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While 35% of those who didn't drink were found to have shrinkage on the right side of the hippocampus, the figure was 65% for those who drank on average between 14 and 21 units a week, and 77% for those who drank 30 or more units a week.

    Per the article 14 units = approximately 6 pints of beer. Is that really moderate drinking? That's basically having a drink or more a day. Not alcoholic territory or anything but that's pretty steady consumption. Moderate drinking to my mind would be maybe a pint or two a week at most. Not having a drink with dinner every night. I'm not being critical. If someone enjoys a beer or glass of wine with dinner that's fine as long as they do so responsibly but it isn't what I consider moderate consumption.

    Anyway, alcohol isn't good for you. News at 11... I'm pretty sure that anyone drinking a pint a day isn't overly concerned about the health effects, good or bad.

    1. Re:Moderate? by religionofpeas · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that anyone drinking a pint a day isn't overly concerned about the health effects, good or bad.

      Which makes it likely that people who consume those kinds of quantities of alcohol also have other poor habits which could be responsible for the mental damage. That's always a problem with these kinds of observational studies.

    2. Re:Moderate? by Entrope · · Score: 2

      The 1920s called, they wanted their busybody-temperance movement back.

      The UK government is funding studies like these by the boatload. Who cares if 95% of them have negative results? 5% of them have findings that are statistically significant at the 5% level, so that's enough for the government to order people what to do (or not to do).

    3. Re:Moderate? by sjbe · · Score: 1

      The 1920s called, they wanted their busybody-temperance movement back.

      Your AA sponsor called and wondered why you weren't at the last meeting...

      The UK government is funding studies like these by the boatload.

      And that is relevant why? And what does it have to do with the definition of "moderate drinking"?

    4. Re:Moderate? by Entrope · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The high-school-level statistical explanation: Statistical studies are often described as "statistically significant" if their results could happen by chance less than 5% of the time. You can usually find such a study by luck if you try 14 times.

      The ugly reality: You usually need many fewer than 14 tries, because of how exploratory analyses and controlling for related variables violate the assumptions underlying the probability calculations. Researchers never have enough information to really adjust for their statistical manipulations of the data. This study is particularly weak because it only used ~511 people (out of the 550 claimed in the summary, 23 had pre-existing anomalies in brain structure or missing data, and 16 had poor-quality brain scans, and they dropped some other people out for specific sub-analyses) and they broke these into lots of smaller groups to try to control for variables that could influence alcohol consumption and/or hippocampus shrinkage.

    5. Re:Moderate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Having a glass of wine with dinner is pretty standard in a lot of European cultures. I'd be honestly shocked if it was bad for you, as the Mediterranean countries that swear by it are famous for the long and healthy lives.

      There's a big difference between a glass of wine with a meal every day for a week and pounding the same amount in one sitting.

    6. Re:Moderate? by LtNacho · · Score: 1

      NIH (and pretty much everywhere else I've seen) defines moderate drinking as "up to 1 drink per day for women and up to 2 drinks per day for men." https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/alco...

    7. Re:Moderate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6 pints is a good session, what are you going on about? London pub prices - now that's what hold things back.

    8. Re:Moderate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. if it's not "heavy" drinking and not "light" drinking... then, wouldn't that be... "moderate"? People are just arguing about semantics when the numbers are right in front of them.

    9. Re:Moderate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alcohol is just fine for you. It's food. It has calories. (This is why it's not a "drug".)

      Also, the recommended guideline in the US is up to 8 ounces of alcohol per week. The amount of liquid you drink along with that alcohol is immaterial. By the numbers, that means to drink no more than approximately 10 pints of beer (~5% ABV), 8 to 9 glasses of wine (6 fl. oz. glasses, 15% ABV), or 20(!) shots of hard liquor (1 fl. oz. shot, 80-proof = 40% ABV) in a single week. So 160 fl. oz. of beer, 53 fl. oz. of wine, or 20 fl. oz. of hard liquor, total, in a week.

    10. Re:Moderate? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> 6 pints of beer (a week). Is that really moderate drinking?

      In the US, it is. I hit this most summers easily. Figure:
      1x with coworkers after work
      2x while grilling a family meal
      2x while at a neighborhood cookout
      1x kicking back answering late night email

    11. Re:Moderate? by utahjazz · · Score: 1

      approximately 6 pints of beer. Is that really moderate drinking? That's basically having a drink or more a day.

      I'm curious how you can have 1 or more drinks per day, adding up to 6 pints per week. Either you're using some new definition of week, or someone is drinking negative beers.

    12. Re:Moderate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      negative beers = Coors

    13. Re:Moderate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderate drinking to my mind would be maybe a pint or two a week at most.

      This is why they define it numerically---so opinions on "moderate drinking" won't confuse the matter.

      Most medical studies define "moderate" use, activity, or consumption as what is typical for a functional adult in the population. The US standard for moderate alcohol consumption is slightly higher.

      To some extent, this study supports your attitude toward drinking, with two caveats. First, "moderate" consumption may be harmful until social standards adjust. And second, the standard concerns about correlation studies still apply, specifically: confounds, inaccurate self-reported data, etc

    14. Re:Moderate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Per the article 14 units = approximately 6 pints of beer. Is that really moderate drinking?

      In 1 sitting, yes.

      That's basically having a drink or more a day. Not alcoholic territory or anything but that's pretty steady consumption.

      Nothing wrong with a drink a day. It is generally considered better for you than not having a drink a day. http://www.health.com/health/a...

      Moderate drinking to my mind would be maybe a pint or two a week at most.

      Ah, you must be Muslim. You see for people who are not prohibitionists your "idea" is ludicrous.

      I'm not being critical.

      No you are being grossly ignorant.. unless someone has tried to educate you on this subject already, in which case I have some bad news.

      If someone enjoys a beer or glass of wine with dinner that's fine as long as they do so responsibly but it isn't what I consider moderate consumption.

      What you consider "moderate" doesn't matter as you have shown yourself to be absolutely clueless when it comes to drinking but thanks for weighing in!

      Anyway, alcohol isn't good for you. News at 11...

      Again it is. http://www.health.com/health/a... How have you missed YEARS of news about the benefits of a drink a day?

      I'm pretty sure that anyone drinking a pint a day isn't overly concerned about the health effects, good or bad.

      We get it, you hate those whose lips have touched demon rum.

      I did not know the temperance league was so popular these days.
      "News of Nerds".. yeah. Usually the nerds learn to have beers in college so "No one will invite me to parties" is not an excuse to this level of ignorance/other.

    15. Re:Moderate? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Moderate consumption of alchohol should not be based upon cultural norms but on evolutionary ones when you are talking about health. The liver is designed to break down alchohol, genetically speaking, based upon the amount accidentally consumed when eating old fruit, not the amount produced and consumed on purpose as recreational activity and self medication against the angsts of society. So likely consumption beyond the genetic evolutionary norm is quite unhealthy.

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    16. Re:Moderate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Moderate drinking to my mind would be maybe a pint or two a week at most."

      Then what do you consider 'light' drinking to be?

    17. Re:Moderate? by bradley13 · · Score: 3, Informative

      A drink or two a week? That's light drinking. I think you must move in social circles where people rarely drink at all.

      In southern Germany, for example, it's not at all unusual to have a beer with your lunch, and another with dinner. In France or Italy, it will be a glass of wine - about the same amount of alcohol. That's 1-2 drinks per day, every day. Plus a couple of extra drinks with your buddies on Friday or Saturday. That's average, or moderate drinking in cultures where alcohol is a normal part of life. I'm typing this in the evening, after work, while sipping my second beer of the day.

      As in all things in life, there's a trade-off. Alcohol helps people relax after a stressful day. It also has a few health benefits (or some of the other things contained in drinks do). However, it's also not great for your liver, and possibly your brain, and alcohol abuse is a possibility. Life's a bitch, and then you die.

      Heck, you can die from drinking too much water.

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    18. Re:Moderate? by sjbe · · Score: 1

      A drink or two a week? That's light drinking. I think you must move in social circles where people rarely drink at all.

      Light drinking is having a few drinks a year. Moderate drinking is having a drink or two a week. If you rarely go a day without at least one drink I don't buy the argument that you are drinking "moderately".

      In southern Germany, for example, it's not at all unusual to have a beer with your lunch, and another with dinner. In France or Italy, it will be a glass of wine - about the same amount of alcohol. That's 1-2 drinks per day, every day.

      That is only moderate in the sense that it's less than someone who consumes dangerous amounts of alcohol. The region you are from does not change that fact nor do the local social norms.

      As in all things in life, there's a trade-off. Alcohol helps people relax after a stressful day. It also has a few health benefits

      So does exercise. That's a poor justification for drinking. If you want to drink just enjoy it and stop trying to justify it to the rest of us. It's like eating at McDonalds and then trying to claim that the burger does have some nutrients. I don't care if you drink but don't waste your breath telling me it has "health benefits" and that you need it to relax.

      Heck, you can die from drinking too much water.

      It's called hyponatremia or in really extreme cases, drowning. You can die from consuming too much of anything. There is nothing that in a large enough quantity isn't fatal and in a small enough quantity isn't harmless. That's not relevant to what constitutes moderate.

    19. Re:Moderate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think a pint or two a week at most would be considered moderate, what would you then consider light drinking ? Non-alcoholic beer ? Light - Moderate - Heavy. One beer a day, or more realistically maybe 2-3 days a week (Friday + Weekend) where you have 1-2 pints a day is heavy drinking.

    20. Re:Moderate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^^ Meant NOT Heavy drinking .. guess I better stop drinking

    21. Re:Moderate? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      That's basically having a drink or more a day.

      What else do you drink with dinner if not a small beer or a glass of wine?

      Moderate drinking to my mind would be maybe a pint or two a week at most.

      You live in a dry state don't you.

      The NIAAA defines low risk drinking as no more than 4 per day or 14 per week.

      I'm pretty sure that anyone drinking a pint a day isn't overly concerned about the health effects, good or bad.

      Given how much healthy stuff there is in beer, I'll happily take a pint of beer every day over a Coca Cola, or actually any American drink loaded with sugar or HFCS, and that in standard servings sans any supersizing.

    22. Re:Moderate? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Having a glass of wine with dinner is pretty standard in a lot of European cultures. I'd be honestly shocked if it was bad for you, as the Mediterranean countries that swear by it are famous for the long and healthy lives.

      So are you now honestly shocked? I personally found those other studies that indicated a glass of wine a day was good for you shocking.

      That alcohol is not good for our brains doesn't seem all that shocking though. Note that the study isn't claiming you will die younger. Just that you will probably be less intelligent as you get older and continue to use alcohol. I'd say this study should especially support the idea of people like scientists who use their brains for a living should really consider trying to give up using alcohol. There are probably safer drugs that achieve whatever effect they want from the alcohol.

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    23. Re:Moderate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how someone could in any way be irresponsible with their drinking if they only have one beer a day.

      I'm not sure about the study. It is amazing how heavily many engineers drink. I'm not just talking about the massive amount of consumption in college to keep their sanity handling crushing work loads that most majors can't begin to fathom. I'm also talking about engineers who have been in the business for a long time and who are considered brilliant at what they do. The joke is it just kills off the weak brain cells, making the herd itself stronger and more efficient.

    24. Re:Moderate? by piojo · · Score: 1

      The liver is designed to break down alchohol, genetically speaking, based upon the amount accidentally consumed when eating old fruit, not the amount produced and consumed on purpose as recreational activity and self medication against the angsts of society. So likely consumption beyond the genetic evolutionary norm is quite unhealthy.

      Whoa, there. You're making a couple mistakes. First, evolution isn't directed. If there's no extra cost associated with being able to break down a larger quantity of alcohol, that ability can stick with us. (Some bacteria that have gained antibiotic resistance will lose it once the selection pressure is taken away, but others will keep it. This latter group has a resistance that does not have a cost.) Next, you're assuming our genes for breaking down alcohol haven't changed in a very long time. That is not known, and frankly, I thought there were recent differences in non-Asians, and others in Jews. Finally, your assumption that doing X beyond the evolutionary norm is probably a good assumption in this case, but it's not true in every case. We didn't evolve with green tea, antibiotics, or beaches/pools (not recently), but these things are all thought to extend lifespan or health-span.

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  5. Moderate drinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    140 to 210mL alcohol a week is not moderate drinking. That's 2-3 beers or glasses of wine a day on average. I'd call that pretty heavy drinking.

    1. Re:Moderate drinking? by sabbede · · Score: 1
      Ask an American substance-abuse counselor. They'll tell you that drinking every day means you have a problem.

      Don't forget, we banned alcohol entirely for years and still have dry counties and municipalities, as well as States where you can't sell alcohol on Sundays. Hell, Jack Daniels is distilled in a town where it's illegal to sell it.

      There are social standards involved. And by UK standards, we are sheltered lightweights.

    2. Re:Moderate drinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      According to my health insurance, not drinking 1-2 drinks a day is a risk factor for intestinal cancers, early memory degradation, strokes, and heart disease. But drinking even slightly more than that quickly increases risks.

    3. Re: Moderate drinking? by Entrope · · Score: 1

      American substance abuse counselors are not exactly unbiased on the issue. They have an explicit interest in making more people think they need professional help.

    4. Re:Moderate drinking? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      That's 2-3 beers or glasses of wine a day on average. I'd call that pretty heavy drinking.

      I'd call that a fucking lightweight.

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    5. Re: Moderate drinking? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Asking your barber if you need a haircut...

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    6. Re:Moderate drinking? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Bad equivalence: Wine is approx 3 times stronger than beer.

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    7. Re: Moderate drinking? by sabbede · · Score: 1

      As would British counselors, so it still comes down to social norms.

    8. Re:Moderate drinking? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You are welcome on my lawn.

      Thanks.

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  6. 30 years? by FudRucker · · Score: 1, Insightful

    are you sure it is not age related? between 20 & 50 is a long time. I know I cant do now what i could do when i was 20

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    1. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am actually in better shape at 40 than I was at 20.

    2. Re:30 years? by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      are you sure it is not age related? between 20 & 50 is a long time. I know I cant do now what i could do when i was 20

      Stop it! If you correlate more facts the data can't be spun in the desired way. Shame on you.

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    3. Re:30 years? by Fahrvergnuugen · · Score: 1

      Have you been drinking?

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    4. Re:30 years? by lazarus · · Score: 1

      I can tell you that after almost 2000 years of moderate drinking I

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  7. isn't that the point? by turkeydance · · Score: 2

    isn't it?

  8. Oh dear by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1, Insightful

    *Pops open another cold one, leans back, doesn't give a shit*

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    1. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sniffs haughtily*

      Ketamine kicks in.

    2. Re:Oh dear by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Pffftt... what am I going to be needing all of that brane four?

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    3. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I farted beer just now.

    4. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is why having 1-2 drinks a day causes people to live longer...

  9. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So consumption of alcohol is simply stupid?

    Could it be that a lot of people enjoy alcohol because it tastes good, and that we happen to enjoy a light buzz, without feeling the urge to get totally plastered?

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  10. That's what's left of your hippocampus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ,not the other voices, you hear.

  11. Or just bored drinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    i.e. people who have nothing to do can drink alcohol, and its the lack of stimulation on the brain that is the cause.

    Whereas people who have something to do (e.g. somewhere to go, a night job, etc.) have more mental stimulation, but less times when they can drink.

  12. Re:Cause and effect... by butzwonker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's all consistent with being stupid, so the two explanations are not mutually exclusive.

  13. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yeah, no. I'm a scientist with degrees in math and computers. I suffer from a sensory processing disorder which makes the entire world loud, bright, "scratchy", crazy, and simply overwhelming. While I hate alcohol with a passion (feels terrible IMO), it's the only thing I have access to that dulls the world which is exactly what I need.

    At first I just used it in the evening. 2 or 3 drinks and this rest made the next day a tiny bit better. However, after 10 or so years of doing that, something "broke" in my brain and now 2 or 3 drinks turns in to 20. It's really weird because I do not have an addictive personality and in fact get anxiety about "overdoing" anything. So what happened? I have no fucking clue. Alcohol is now a major problem for me and I don't even like it!

    Yes, I have been on every medication available to Man. There is nothing that helps with SPD. Maybe opioids but I'm scared that I might actually like them so have never taken one (literally never).

  14. Re: Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happened is SPD is not your only issue.

  15. Sounds like my meds by randomErr · · Score: 1

    I'm on an anti-seizure medication and it has the same warnings. And its made explicitly treat my condition with minimum damaging affects on my brain. I would imagine something brewed with little to no consideration on the long term implications would have a worse effect, We just have to admit that everything we take into our bodies have both positive and negative effects. We just have to be responsible for what we consume and how much.

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  16. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just as long as you are aware of the fact that you are poisoning your brain and body for the sake of feeling good. There's no right or wrong, but that is the choice being made here.

  17. Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by sjbe · · Score: 1

    They were drinking this over the course of a week. It would be a high amount if consumed in a single day, but not when spread out over 7.

    If you are on average consuming one or more pints of beer every day then that is a rather brisk consumption of the product. Just because they aren't typically drinking enough to get plastered doesn't make it moderate unless you are comparing them to alcoholics.

    1. Re: Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can assure you that the happiness and quality of life issues in America are not due to a lack of alcohol.

    2. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by zmooc · · Score: 1

      According to Crash and Eddie, the secret to happiness is to be very very stupid. That might be the reason why we here in Europe are so tremendously happy...

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    3. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by GrumpySteen · · Score: 3, Informative

      Four pints over seven days isn't one or more per day.

    4. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by MangoCats · · Score: 1

      >unless you are comparing them to alcoholics.

      Study performed in London.....

    5. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      People in the US tend to be lightweights and consider anything more than one or two drinks per week excessive, yet they have very low happiness rates and poor quality of life.

      Our alcohol consumption was about four times higher during the period of the american revolution. One wonders just how alcohol-fueled the tea party was.

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    6. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you are on average consuming one or more pints of beer every day then that is a rather brisk consumption of the product.

      One pint of beer a day does not an alcoholic make, unless you are looking at statistics designed to generate tax revenues. It has to impinge upon your life in some way; it's got to affect your health, or your social status, or in some other way actually negatively impact your life.

      Now, if you are a delicate flower, and drinking an eleven percent microbrew every day, maybe that's alcoholism. But a pint a day of a five percent ale? That's in a grey area at most.

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    7. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If you are on average consuming one or more pints of beer every day then that is a rather brisk consumption of the product.

      You appear to have misspelled "hour" as "day" .

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    8. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, we've elected Trump we take first place in being stupid forever!

    9. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor little snowflake, just starting an eight year rage.

    10. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Trump does not drink. How does that fit into your narrative?

    11. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drink 3-5 pints every day, with 1-2 days off per fortnight. All drinking is social; I basically just have a really good time with my mates and work colleagues. Probably have a pretty small hippocampus by now....

    12. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      doesn't make it moderate unless you are comparing them to alcoholics.

      Who's alcoholics? The American's who have dry Sundays? Or the English where going to the pub after work on the way for one beer every day is a pretty standard thing.

    13. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...is a rather brisk consumption of the product."

      I Agree!
      That ***IS*** your opinion!
      -as good as any other and better than None.

      Unless of course you care to support it with objective facts / citations...

    14. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what his "narrative" was about, jackhole, The comment referred to the American voting populace, not senor cheeto. Learn pronouns, n00b.

    15. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A drink a day of anything isn't alcoholism. It's normal.

      People who drink less than that are in worse shape physically, mentally and socially.

    16. Re:Alcohol consumed daily != moderate consumption by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was a G&T party?

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  18. It's working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I drink to forget so this is only good news.

  19. Re: Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    High CBD, low THC marijuana or an extract of such would probably work wonders for you. Please try it, as it would be far less damaging than alcoholism.

  20. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fuck yeah. And get rid of refined sugar, candies, and deep fried foods. Those, too, are poisons that are consumed by stupid people to make themselves feel better while destroying their bodies.

  21. Re:Cause and effect... by Entrope · · Score: 2, Funny

    Be aware! Overconsumption of water can lead to death. Even moderate consumption, if sustained over time, can poison your brain and body. There's no right or wrong, but that is the choice being made here.

    I read that on the Internet, so it must be true.

  22. "Moderate" drinkers? by Trogre · · Score: 1

    So these people who ingest 140-210 ml of ethanol per week are considered moderate drinkers?

    I think my hippocampus is safe for now.

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    1. Re:"Moderate" drinkers? by sabbede · · Score: 1

      By American standards (social baselines, not the toilets), Brits are alcoholics.

    2. Re:"Moderate" drinkers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, it's the american standard of weekly consumption that is higher than the Brits, even before their updated guidelines.

  23. Wow by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Scientists prove WATER IS WET!

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  24. Re:Cause and effect... by MangoCats · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is self reported levels of drinking. While I tend to believe people who self-report "never drinking" I tend to doubt that the 14-21 units of alcohol per week crowd are 100% truthful about "never binging" - occasional weeks might include 21 units of alcohol in a 6 hour period.

    Plus, I know it's England, but since when is 3 drinks a day, every day of the week, moderate?

  25. Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had a lot of thoughts in my life and one just entered my head. If a man can't drink while he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead.

  26. Brexit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that explains Brexit. 3-4 decades of drinking a pint of beer with lunch every day caused shrunken brains which led a lot of older people to vote yes.

    1. Re: Brexit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, it is a notable reduction in the level of alcohol consumption (and by implication brain shrinkage) from when the UK voted to join the EEC. Maybe Brexit critics are heavier drinkers?

    2. Re:Brexit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What explains Trump then? #covfefe

    3. Re:Brexit by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Hillary.

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  27. Moderation is for monks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enjoy life!

  28. Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As soon as you're born you're dying.

  29. Re:Cause and effect... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Red meat is a poison too, but I always see you stuffing a burger in your face.

  30. Re:Cause and effect... by geekmux · · Score: 2

    Fuck yeah. And get rid of refined sugar, candies, and deep fried foods. Those, too, are poisons that are consumed by stupid people to make themselves feel better while destroying their bodies.

    Ironically, this behavior is quite evident to be by design when reviewing the ingredients used to create McFood.

    Yeast extracts and hydrolyzed proteins are considered excitotoxins, and are added to create that feel-good effect, and also make you crave it again.

    Just another day in the land of Greed and Capitalism.

  31. Re:Cause and effect... by geekmux · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Red meat is a poison too, but I always see you stuffing a burger in your face.

    The risk of consuming certain foods is often reduced or eliminated by simply adopting the concept of moderation.

    By comparison, there is no amount of alcohol that has been proven to be of benefit, even with moderation. It is quite clearly, a poison.

  32. Or maybe... by zifn4b · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They turned to drinking to cope with dealing with stupid people at their work and the real cause of the problem is that they lost brain cells from dealing with said stupid people.

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  33. Drinking may kill brain cells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    but only the weak ones.

  34. Yes, implied. by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Did the study state there was a concrete cause-and-effect aspect? Or did they just show their results that show a correlation?

    Yes they impled cause-and-effect :
    the original BMJ article title is Moderate alcohol consumption as risk factor for adverse brain outcomes and cognitive decline: longitudinal cohort study.
    It implies that moderate drinking is a potential factor that contributes to the brain damage.

    This is then speculated even further by the press, with titles such as "Can Damage The Brain".

    The PHDComics on Science News Cycle applies as usual.

    The correct wording would have been " Link found between drinking and brain".

    i.e.: we know that they are correlated (we have a link in the numbers), but we haven't yet a model explaining why (not a model which reasonnably explains most of the observed data).

    - Is the drinking causing the brain damage ?
    (it's plausible, as alcohol is toxic. And other situations have proven that repeated damage, even if each one should be small enough to recover, can cumulate over time and could sometime cause degenerative disease. See the problem with degenrative diseases and contact sports).

    - Is having a stupider brain make the person more likely to drink ?
    (again it's plausible. people with psychiatric problems are more likely to seek substances, both for the "feel better" kick and as misguided attempts to self medicate (feel functional). See alcoholism and depression, etc.)

    - Are both drinking and brain damage just appearing together in people as a consequence of some other factor that the researcher haven't controlled for.

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    1. Re:Yes, implied. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To paraphrase an old skit

      Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise ... and loosely applied statistics.

      And to keep with the comic theme, anyone doing this type of multiple comparison analyses should be required to prove a good understanding of this xkcd comic and then publicly shamed if they fail to apply that understanding.

  35. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So it's stupid to enjoy something that tastes good and makes you pleasantly light-headed?

    Neo-puritans be crazy.

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  36. Re:Cause and effect... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's not that drinking makes you stupid, but rather you have to be stupid in the first place to drink.

    In absence of the data in TFA, on what grounds do you base this statement?

  37. The brain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Is an overvalued organ.

  38. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 0

    The only difference between medicine and poison, is the dosage.

    So I guess you also avoid sugar, fat and anything else that is pleasurable in life?

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  39. Age corrected. by DrYak · · Score: 4, Informative

    are you sure it is not age related? between 20 & 50 is a long time

    Age was taken into account.
    Still, some people degraded faster than others in this span of time.
    And those were significantly more likely to also be drinking.
    - Thus the actual conclusion that one real scientist should take home : there's a statistical link between the two.
    - Thus also the baseless spin that the press (and even the original BMJ article) are trying to take on it : even light drinking cause brain destruction

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    1. Re:Age corrected. by constComment · · Score: 0

      While there is a statistical link, this does not necessarily imply causation. Perhaps those who spent time drinking did not engage in intellectual pursuits. If you are drowning your sorrows, are you likely to be reading a book after dinner? Similar relationships could have been found by those who bowl.....

    2. Re:Age corrected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the alcohol, it's the stale beer nut consumption. (Which I bet they did not have a control group for).

  40. I'll just tweak this to get the results I want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After excluding 23 participants due to gaps in data or other issues

    After taking into account a host of other factors including age, sex, social activity and education,

    35% of [control] were found to have shrinkage on the right side of the hippocampus

    the figure was 65% for those who drank on average between 14 and 21 units a week, and 77% for those who drank 30 or more units a week.

    All this based on 1 MRI scan after 20 years, tweaking some data, and then there's just a bunch of random changes with no real statistical significance?

    Lame.

  41. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    The only reason it is legal today is because addiction demands it should be.

    No, it's legal because we're not at the mercy of neo-puritans like you.

    Beer tastes good (well, good beer does), wine tastes good, whisky tastes good and so on. I know that's why I enjoy drinking it, in moderation. Is alcohol dangerous in high doses* dangerous? Yes. So is water or sugar or fat or anything else we consume.

    * Notice the weekly consumption level mentioned in TFA.

    Alcohol is a poison to the human body regardless of amount consumed, and there is no longer a point in debating it. Stupidity attempts to dismiss this fact in favor of a number of ignorant excuses to consume it.

    So because one study shows that it may be dangerous to drink to the maximum recommended limit, all alcohol consumption is inherently dangerous, and there is absolutely no need to debate it?

    I'm perfectly OK with your apparent aversion to alcoholic drinks. Maybe you're a former alcoholic, maybe someone in your family drank too much, I don't care. But please do not project this behavior onto people who happen to enjoy an alcoholic beverage on occasion, in safe moderation.

    I'm not making excuses. I enjoy alcoholic drinks because they taste good. And you're sure as hell not getting plastered to hell and back from a single dram of high-quality whisky or two over the course of an evening.

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  42. Re:Cause and effect... by arth1 · · Score: 1

    When I read "While 35% of those who didn't drink were found to have shrinkage on the right side of the hippocampus, the figure was 65% for those who drank on average between 14 and 21 units a week, and 77% for those who drank 30 or more units a week.", I decided that a 77%, 65% or even 35% risk was too high, and will aim for 22-29 units a week, which seems to be a safe range.

    Plus, I know it's England, but since when is 3 drinks a day, every day of the week, moderate?

    It's moderate in that you'll never proceed from a small buzz to drunk if only drinking 3 units a day. It's certainly within the "normal" range of having a couple after work, before going home to the dragon.

  43. Moderation by Krakadoom · · Score: 1

    Apparently 14 to 21 units is in this study categorized as moderate drinking. It sounds like rather a lot to me. It's decidedly more than the occasional glass of wine with dinner or drinking alcohol at social functions. For the age group in question, it sounds like a lot and adverse effects shouldn't be all that surprising?

    1. Re:Moderation by avandesande · · Score: 1

      There has been a lot of 'guidance' saying a glass of wine a day is good for your health in the popular literature. To me it's a lot, i've noticed if I drink more than 1 or 2 drinks a week it isn't nearly as pleasurable, so why do it?

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    2. Re: Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then don't do it. But don't moralize to others. We're all headed to the grave anyway so live life as you choose.

    3. Re: Moderation by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Where TF did I say what others should do?

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    4. Re:Moderation by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Apparently 14 to 21 units is in this study categorized as moderate drinking. It sounds like rather a lot to me.

      It depends what a "unit" is. As there are four "units" in a glass of wine, and 6-9 units (in a short time) to be legally impaired with driving (depending on body mass). So, someone having a glass of wine with dinner every night is well over the 21 units.

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    5. Re:Moderation by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      A glass of wine is a lot less volume than most people think. It's 100 to 150ml.

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  44. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 2

    By comparison, there is no amount of alcohol that has been proven to be of benefit, even with moderation. It is quite clearly, a poison.

    Stop lying. You're basing your statements on one flawed study. Notice the amounts consumed by the participants. They're way over what any reasonable person would call "moderate".

    Also, this:
    https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/n...

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  45. What?! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    That not true! Me brain go worksing still! Drinking good! ;)

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  46. So.. drink heavily? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whores and ale!

  47. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. The only reason it is legal today is because addiction demands it should be.

    No. The primary reason is that people fundamentally have a right to determine what they want to consume and what not. Moreover, the overwhelming majority of people who drink alcohol are not addicted to it.

    Alcohol is a poison to the human body regardless of amount consumed, and there is no longer a point in debating it. Stupidity attempts to dismiss this fact in favor of a number of ignorant excuses to consume it.

    That is not actually true. The consumption of alcohol may have loads of negative effects, even in small quantities, but the positive effects are also well-documented. Even if the balance is negative for any amount (a discussion which has been far from settled scientifically), calling it a poison would be stretching the definition of that word rather wildly.

  48. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget Oxygen. Nasty nasty highly bio-reactive toxin that kills all kinds of stuff. It's the cause of one of the first mass extinctions on Earth.

  49. Re:Cause and effect... by msauve · · Score: 1
    Lewis Carroll:

    "In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
    "I feared it might injure the brain;
    But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
    Why, I do it again and again."

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  50. Have to recalculate by bytesex · · Score: 1

    Because I read now that a 750ml bottle of wine contains 10 units of alcohol, while I was always taught that it contains six glasses, and that normal glasses all more or less compared in their alcohol amount (and were therefore considered a 'unit'). So 21 units would be 2 bottles of wine a week. That, in my mind, is still somewhat heavy drinking. Not overly so, but still.

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  51. Re:Cause and effect... by butzwonker · · Score: 1

    No, I didn't say that and don't endorse the original theory. I merely stated that you didn't say anything to refute the original claim. Your post was void of non-trivial content, so to say.

  52. Re:Cause and effect... by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    false,

    ethyl-alcohol has a large therapeutic dosage range, so can be used for a number of things with a high safety margin, by untrained persons.

    1) Disinfecting wounds
    2) As disinfecting oral rinse
    3) general mild short term pain relief
    4) a temporary mood elevator
    5) a temporary (poorly performing) sleep aide
    6) sterilization of tools like tweezers before use

    I think its more fair to say it does not benefit chronic conditions.

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  53. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So consumption of alcohol is simply stupid?

    Yes. The only reason it is legal today is because addiction demands it should be.

    I am Greek that, like -almost- all Greeks, consumes alcohol in a moderate way (Greece has few alcohol addicts) - alcohol is legal in Greece since... i guess from the invention of alcohol! Theoretically, if some authority implements an alcohol prohibition tomorrow, few people -the few alcohol addicts- will be effected severely, but -almost- all Greeks will rebel. So, who is the stupid now dear mister stupid?

    But i admit that your stupid reasoning may be valid in the case of tobacco smoking - yes, i am an addict that demands tobacco smoking to remain legal until the sun freezes...

  54. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A single unit isn't a pint. A pint of 4% proof beer is 2 units, so 21 units a week equates to 10.5 pints which is way less than 3 pints per day.

  55. alcohol is poison by Cryofan · · Score: 0

    fact

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    1. Re:alcohol is poison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fiction

    2. Re:alcohol is poison by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Slow poison. But who's in a rush?

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    3. Re:alcohol is poison by aicrules · · Score: 1

      faction

  56. Re:Cause and effect... by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    So it's stupid to enjoy something that tastes good and makes you pleasantly light-headed?

    Neo-puritans be crazy.

    I dunno, what's the main ingredient in alcohol? (in the voice of the Church Lady) Hmm... could it be... Satan?

    By the way, watch the documentary How Beer Saved The World. It's easy to find online. Do you see how long humans have been consuming alcohol and that it's even a core element to our culture? Society hasn't disintegrated yet has it? How do you explain that?

    The fact is no one lives forever. You're going to die from something and it's probably not going to be pleasant. I like to think of it this way from the song Sheep go to Heaven by CAKE "As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time."

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  57. Re:Cause and effect... by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

    By comparison, there is no amount of alcohol that has been proven to be of benefit, even with moderation. It is quite clearly, a poison.

    Red wine has been shown to have positive effects on your heart health.

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  58. Re: Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ^^this^^

  59. Re: Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    grape juice has the same effect, its not the alcohol portion that's benificial

  60. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Key word: Consumption.

  61. Re:Cause and effect... by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    Be aware! Overconsumption of water can lead to death.

    Overconsumption of water can lead to death actually. It can even result in a wrongful death lawsuit against a radio station to the tune of $16.5 million dollars in damages.

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  62. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 4, Informative

    The study cites 14-21 units/week of alcohol as "moderate consumption". That is not moderate, it's definitely into the "high" range. Thus, the conclusion is flawed when the paper talks about moderate consumption, because it isn't.

    It you would read the paper, it supports the current UK recommended limits (14 units per week maximum) and posits that the current US limits are too high.

    That is perfectly in line with what I've stated in this thread and in other comments on this article.

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  63. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Points 3, 4 and 5.

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  64. Re:Cause and effect... by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

    Yeast extracts and hydrolyzed proteins are considered excitotoxins, and are added to create that feel-good effect, and also make you crave it again.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    Hmmm, not mentioned in this article. Reference? Monosodium Glutamate, OTOH, is an almost pure excitotoxin -- Glutamate in the brain being the number one excitotoxin that causes cell death by overstimulation -- and yes, Mickey-D's food is often loaded with MSG (especially their "chicken nuggets"). Nothing in the article suggests that excitotoxins make you feel good, by the way, so this is a bit of a non-sequitor. Are you asserting that they add them to make you feel good and crave it again, and that incidentally they are excitotoxic? How toxic are they on a scale of water to MSG (which is close to ubiquitous and which directly triggers a reaction in a substantial fraction of the non-East Asian population).

    Ahhh, but this whole topic reminds me of The Space Merchants, by Pohl and Kornbluth, where they added a harmless alkaloid to all of the foods in a three way loop so that smoking would make you crave something to krunch, which would make you crave something to drink, which would make you crave something to smoke. Or maybe it was a not-so-harmless alkaloid...

    Still, sir, I must thank you for the excitotoxin reference. I'd never heard of this, but it explains chinese restaurant syndrome quite nicely, as well as why overstimulation in many contexts can lead to damage. A good motivation for a placid, contemplative life...

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  65. So. It's official then: alchohol "works" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People drink to forget their troubles. This could plausibly be a selling point for the product. A label stating that it's scientifically proven to make you forget your problems over time just might help manufacturers sell
    More booze.

  66. Re:Cause and effect... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

    People always minimize their consumption. A couple of months ago a medical professional was taking my history, and asked me about my alcohol consumption and I laughed. She said that usually means either you drink a LOT or none at all. I told her that the only times I had any alcohol last year were Thanksgiving and Christmas at family suppers, and it wasn't much. Getting loaded is considered bad form and makes you a boring conversationalist, even if YOU think you're brilliant.

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  67. Re:Cause and effect... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    0.5 to 1% near beer poured in your morning gruel to kill pathogens during medieval times is not what we're talking about here. False comparison.

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  68. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A single measure of spirits (ABV 37.5%); half a pint of average-strength (4%) lager; two-thirds of a 125ml glass of average-strength (12%) wine; half a 175ml glass of average-strength (12%) wine; a third of a 250ml glass of average-strength (12%) wine.

  69. Re:Cause and effect... by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

    Two glasses of wine or beer a day is "high" to you.

    Guess almost the whole world (except for the muslim world) are drunks to you.

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  70. Re:Cause and effect... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Plus, I know it's England, but since when is 3 drinks a day, every day of the week, moderate?

    3 units is one pint of beer. One pint of beer a day isn't moderate, it's abstemious.

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  71. Re:Cause and effect... by Immerman · · Score: 1

    First, that's still a considerable amount of alcohol, far more than most drinkers drink on a daily basis, and quite sufficient to give a 140lb man or 180lb woman a BAC of 0.08% (the limit at which the CDC considers it binge drinking) if drunk quickly. That's at least pretty thoroughly tipsy if you're not accustomed to it, which is probably a good gauge of the fundamental effects it's having on your body.

    Second, that's a weekly estimate, not daily, and pretty much all the drinkers I know tend to concentrate a fair portion of their drinking into one or two days of the week. Even if that only accounts for 1/3 of their total alcohol intake, that easily doubles their intake on those days. At which point you're almost certainly in binge-drinking territory.

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  72. For those who drink to forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those who drink to forget, this study is scientific proof that your method works!

  73. gaps in data or other issues by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they drank too much to me...

  74. Re:Cause and effect... by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

    Wow. You're not a zealot are you.

    Do you advocated imprisonment to cure the drinking problem?
    A proponent of incarceration for weed as well?

    If you don't favor laws - OK. But I hope you don't mind that I'll have a nice glass of red wine tonight with my meal. Unless I'm having Indian food in which case I'll have beer.

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  75. Re:Cause and effect... by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

    it is an acute poison, but the body is also very well adapted at processing it. In all things moderation -- an occasional glass of wine or beer won't hurt anyone.

  76. Re:Cause and effect... by David_Hart · · Score: 2

    The study cites 14-21 units/week of alcohol as "moderate consumption". That is not moderate, it's definitely into the "high" range. Thus, the conclusion is flawed when the paper talks about moderate consumption, because it isn't.

    It you would read the paper, it supports the current UK recommended limits (14 units per week maximum) and posits that the current US limits are too high.

    That is perfectly in line with what I've stated in this thread and in other comments on this article.

    BTW, the definition of units is poorly defined here. Below is a link to the UK web page that shows what they mean. For me, I would have to be on a drinking spree to drink 6L of lager a week. I enjoy alcohol but I tend to limit it to a couple of coolers at occasional BBQs and a couple of glasses of wine at special occasions and nights out with friends.

    https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/a...

  77. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you saw the documentary you would have known that is a very, very minor detail in the long scheme of things. Alcohol is believed to have brought modernization of farming and with farming; Civilization (culture, community).

  78. Re:Cause and effect... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    Is that a pint of weak-ass British ale, or a pint of "wife-beater"?

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  79. We are all going to die anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would be VERY interested if all these non drinking, non meat eating, non sex, religious etc people were all are walking around at 150+ years old.

    But I don't see ANYONE that old around.

    The reality is, People at 75+ years old all seem to be equally deteriorated no matter what their past was.

    The odd few that might make 90+ years old but are hardly a barrel of health. - In most cases, they are propped up by mediation and luck. 'Funny enough' if you talk to these people, you'll find out they weren't the sort that 'never drank'. They will tell your they never jogged every day while sipping vegan green tea etc either haha.

    So, In my view, once you reach around 60, sadly, your health drastically decreases and very fast. You have around 15 good years left. So if you squandered 40 years of the prime of your life thinking you have invested in more years, I am sorry but you WASTED 40 years.

    Enjoy life. Don't bank on it.

  80. Re:Cause and effect... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    So consumption of alcohol is simply stupid?

    Intentionally taking a drug to remove inhibitions and slow motor control just because you think you like it seems pretty stupid. I could understand if it was being done for some therapeutic reason.

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  81. Re:Cause and effect... by OrangeTide · · Score: 0

    So I guess you also avoid sugar, fat and anything else that is pleasurable in life?

    You could try being intelligent and find your pleasures elsewhere.

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  82. Re:Cause and effect... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    BTW, the definition of units is poorly defined here. Below is a link to the UK web page that shows what they mean. For me, I would have to be on a drinking spree to drink 6L of lager a week. I enjoy alcohol but I tend to limit it to a couple of coolers at occasional BBQs and a couple of glasses of wine at special occasions and nights out with friends.

    My thought is:

    "BEER......it's not just for breakfast anymore....."

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  83. Re:Exceptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christians: The founder of your religion performed a miracle by turning water into wine.

    YEAH!

  84. Re:Cause and effect... by arth1 · · Score: 1

    That's at least pretty thoroughly tipsy if you're not accustomed to it,

    If you average 3 units per day, you're by necessity accustomed to it.

    And 3 alcohol units is about two pints (British beer, British pints), which to me seems like a moderate amount of alcohol which a typical Brit might consume at the pub before going home.
    Perhaps share a bottle of wine with the missus on the weekend, or have a couple of drinks with friends instead of the post-work beer.

    Seems moderate to me, at least compared to what I grew up with, which was someone who drank a bottle of vodka a day.

  85. Re:Cause and effect... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

    a lot of people enjoy alcohol because it tastes good

    It tastes good? The stuff to make it palatable perhaps, but not the alcohol.

  86. Units? by computational+super · · Score: 1

    Fortunately, I only drink pints, never units.

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  87. Re: Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks. I may actually try that. I just need to get to a state where it's legal.

    I admit that "illegal" drugs are things I haven't tried yet and honestly I believe the cheap natural drugs are probably less damaging than the "medicine" that drug companies make profit with. I've had several life-threatening situations caused by prescription drugs that were taken as prescribed. In most of those cases i was actually taking LESS than what they prescribed. Again, doctors are fucking morons. I work in a complicated field myself and i know what they're up against. Most doctors are simply people born in to wealthy families that want to enrich the wealth so they choose "doctor" on the career checklist. They care nothing about knowledge, skill, or the science.

    I include marijuana, opium (that is, pure poppy juice, not heroine), and cocaine in the class of natural things I would try given the choice. I'm not that interested in psychedelics like shrooms/cactus because with my already unstable psyche I think they could be a problem... but who knows.

  88. Re:Cause and effect... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Fuck yeah. And get rid of refined sugar, candies, and deep fried foods. Those, too, are poisons that are consumed by stupid people to make themselves feel better while destroying their bodies.

    We should ban them because tax dollars are used to pay for people's healthcare. Fast food joints should had to pay the real cost for the food they sell, the social, health and environmental costs. By having tax payers cover most of the costs, we're propping up an entire industry through what is effectively a welfare system for corporations.

    Businesses should be able to operated on their own, without assistance from tax payers. And that includes paying for all the aspects of their own business, and passing those costs onto customers and not innocent tax payers.

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  89. Yes but... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    not drinking (moderately) can damage the mood.

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  90. six pints of beer by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I imagine there is a big difference, biologically speaking, if you have one beer a night, Monday through Saturday, than if you were to drink six pints on a Friday night. Experience tells me it certainly feels different the next morning.

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  91. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That amount may be moderate in the UK.

    It works out to 2-3 beers a day. This is entirely reasonable if lunch and dinner are accompanied with one alcoholic drink rather than soda or other sugary drinks.

    Or a stop to the pub for a drink or two with friends before heading home.

    The drinking culture in America is mostly stupid, but there are reasonable ways to enjoy that amount of alcohol.

  92. Who knew /. was such a bunch of prudes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The number of people on here saying a drink or two every day is alcoholism is somewhat astonishing. A glass or two (or even three) at night does not an alcoholic make. If you're pounding a two-four of rye every day, then you have a problem. Enjoying a couple of glasses of good beer or a bottle of wine with dinner (with your partner) is simply enjoying something that tastes good.

  93. Official response from Scottish peer reviewers: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    "U feckin' knobs are lookin' fer a burst mooth."

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  94. Re:Cause and effect... by cayenne8 · · Score: 0

    You could try being intelligent and find your pleasures elsewhere.

    So....no alcohol, sugar or fat....what's left for pleasure?!?!?!

    I mean hell, you might have said sex, but you generally don't get ready access to that without some form of alcohol, fat and even sugar.....

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  95. Re:Cause and effect... by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    0.5 to 1% near beer poured in your morning gruel to kill pathogens during medieval times is not what we're talking about here. False comparison.

    Non-sequitir, try again. Get your facts straight and come back, then maybe we can have a rational discussion.

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  96. Re:Cause and effect... by cayenne8 · · Score: 0

    Intentionally taking a drug to remove inhibitions and slow motor control just because you think you like it seems pretty stupid. I could understand if it was being done for some therapeutic reason.

    There is a huge therapeutic reason...GETTING LAID!!

    Geez, I'll bet you are fun at parties....

    [rolls eyes]

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  97. Re:Cause and effect... by quenda · · Score: 1

    Actually there is a strong positive correlation between IQ (measured in school students) and later alcohol consumption, especially wine.

    See https://www.psychologytoday.co...

    Low IQ is associated with binge-drinking though.

  98. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ^Maybe you shouldn't feel the need to be so brilliant all the time. There can be great joy in having conversations with a group of slightly intoxicated folks, even if it serves no other means than providing some fun filled stress free time. And yes, I can foresee your 'I don't need alchohol to do that' response. It doesn't have to be mandatory to be effective.

  99. Re:Cause and effect... by HornWumpus · · Score: 5, Funny

    The drinking culture of England isn't stupid?

    Bullshit. If a Brit drinks 21/week. That's 21 on Friday night.

    If a Scot drinks 21/week, he's just lying. That was monday.

    We're not even going to talk about the Mics. If they have less than 21 in their blood they shake.

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  100. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do Brits really stop for a drink every night after work? That's not how it is here in the US, unless maybe you are a young single person in a large city. Most people head straight home, especially if you have children waiting.

  101. Re: Cause and effect... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    It's 'legal enough' in whatever state you live in. Ask any teen you trust to help you find some.

    Getting high CBD low THC won't be easy, but try the regular 'killer green bud' AKA KGB. If it works for you, then you can find the 'high free' stuff.

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  102. Re:Cause and effect... by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

    Who drinks a lot? Irish and Polacks. Who's stupid? Irish and Polacks. Looking good.

    Who are total geniuses? Mormons & moslems. Oh, wait...

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  103. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a huge therapeutic reason...GETTING LAID!!

    Geez, I'll bet you are fun at parties....

    [rolls eyes]

    Do NOT mock the eternal designated driver! Instead, give thanks (and soda) for their sacrifice (not the beer, but putting up with your obnoxious drunkenness).

  104. Re:Cause and effect... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Over 0.08% is now 'binge drinking'? Jesus tits, they just keep moving the goalposts, they're on the 50 yardline now.

    0.08% isn't drunk, it's 'very lightly buzzed'.

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  105. What about books by kfh227 · · Score: 1

    Ever wonder if those that tend to drink more tend to read less and do less strenuous mental activities?

    1. Re:What about books by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      I would like to introduce you to my friend, who is a huge metalhead and likes to get blind pissing drunk at festivals.

      He also has a PhD in radiochemistry, and probably reads more books than you've seen in your life.

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    2. Re:What about books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He also has a PhD in radiochemistry, and probably reads more books than you've seen in your life.

      He also probably understands the difference between a "tendency" (which is what the OP stated), and a counter-example. Perhaps you should drink more, and then you could understand it as well...

    3. Re:What about books by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Generally, all of the people I regularly surround myself with are both highly intelligent, and like to get drunk at concerts and festivals.

      Sure, a group of 14 people is anecdotal, but it's also a tendency.

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  106. Duh by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    It's alcohol, which is a DRUG. Now, THIS week alcohol is bad for you. Next month, alcohol will turn your brain into that of a harvard educated scholar. Hey, anything over consumed can be bad for you....

  107. Re: Cause and effect... by KGIII · · Score: 1

    Sequitur.

    The red squiggly line wasn't wrong.

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  108. Re: Cause and effect... by KGIII · · Score: 4, Funny

    I kinda suspect that sex didn't even cross their mind. This is Slashdot, after all.

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  109. Look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop crying. I know it sucks to realize your drinking habits are shrinking your brain, but get over it. You can excuse it as much as you want but it is what it is. You now have a choice. You can continue to shrink your brain and enjoy your alcohol or you can stop drinking. It is that simple.

  110. Re: Cause and effect... by KGIII · · Score: 1

    Strangely, I haven't been drunk in years. I am, by no means, a Puritan. Hell, I'm smoking the rest of a joint, even as I type this.

    That said, I've a huge history of drug and alcohol abuse. It's kinda impressive, actually.

    But, I have made a discovery. I don't actually need alcohol to get laid. The ladies don't need it, either. Singular lady, currently and thankfully, but I digress.

    It's true. I am just as surprised as you. I haven't ever been drunk with my girlfriend. She doesn't even drink. I never have more than two, and seldom even have that. Hell, she's even cute as a button and a tiny little thing. Even better, she's many years my junior.

    It took no alcohol.

    I'd like to think it wasn't required, but I do have some money. Of course, I also have some nice automobiles and some fancy toys. I might have a good personality, I am told I do. I figure I am too biased to accurately opine, but I think I'm spectacular.

    Either way, no booze required. I don't even need to be drunk to want to put my penis in her, she's pretty cute. However, as I said, I have a few bucks and some nice toys. She's probably in it for the money. ;-)

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  111. I thought the Puritans like their brewski by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    The Puritans drank. Not so sure they were even that uptight about sex if what is said about "bundling" is true. A young man and a young woman would be placed in a bed with their clothes on and a board between them to decide if they were compatible for marriage. Yeah right.

    You were supposed to get married -- celibacy was regarded as an errant Catholic thing. Cheatin', however, was treated severely.

    1. Re:I thought the Puritans like their brewski by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      And thus was born the term "stiff as a board".

    2. Re:I thought the Puritans like their brewski by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Uh ... maybe you're thinking of the Puritans in New Orleans or something like that?

      Btw was Bruce Cambell in the movie where you learned about this?

  112. stupid by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    I only can deem such research results as irrelevant, and a waste of resources and time. If you only take into consideration one aspect of these people's lives, then you can't draw any definitive conclusion. They most certainly had very different diets, very different lifestyles, very different life conditions, work conditions, stress, illnesses short or long term serious or not so much, travel habits, sport and workout habits, and a million other factors that could cause any kinds of differences in the long term MRI scans.

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  113. Re: Cause and effect... by KGIII · · Score: 1

    Doctors are morons? :-(

    I am a doctor. I have been a doctor for almost exactly 25 years, now that I think about it. Huh, I should do something to celebrate.

    At any rate, you probably shouldn't take medical advice from me. However, there's a moderate chance that I've had a positive impact on your life, though that may be from someone basing their work on my work.

    I am also pretty sure they won't let me prescribe drugs.

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  114. Re:Cause and effect... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Take a fat rip off a bong and watch how well it dulls the world for you. Just one hit of some good chron will do it for you.

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  115. SkÃl, as they say here in Iceland by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

    Think I'll wait a week, until the next study contradicts this one.

  116. Re:Cause and effect... by Immerman · · Score: 1

    If you drink regularly that's true. Go without drinking for a year, and I bet you that 0.08% will hit you a *lot* harder. And as I recall it's been pretty well established that most of the negative effects of alcohol don't really decrease with acclimatization.

    Basically, if you drink regularly you don't feel the buzz as much, but you're still damaging your brain and liver just as badly. Your reflexes and judgment are also just as badly compromised - you're just more accustomed to functioning in that state so you don't notice it, and are potentially better at compensating for it (with the understanding that a one-legged man can only compensate so much for his disability).

    Think of the first time you had a few drinks, and then realize that you're pretty much just as "out of it" when you have a few drinks today, you're just a lot better at hiding it - even from yourself.

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  117. Re: Exceptions by KGIII · · Score: 1

    This isn't important, but I am not doing anything better.

    I am a secular Buddhist. I've even been on refuge. I've spent lots of time listening to the venerable.

    In my experience, most of them will tell you that they don't drink. They will tell you that they feel as though they shouldn't drink. Not a whole lot of them are going to tell you that you shouldn't drink. Now, if you're going to become a monk, they may tell you that you shouldn't drink.

    Assuming you're not a monk, they are more likely to just ask you a few questions, should you ask their opinion on drinking. They will probably answer your questions about why they don't drink, if you ask them.

    No two people can cross the same stream. It is different, every time. The path you walk is not my path and I can't tell you how to walk your path.

    Now, if enlightenment were your goal, they might tell you that you shouldn't drink. Chances are, that's not your goal. We're not exactly the type to go knocking on doors and moralizing. We don't actually go out seeking converts, as a general rule.

    If asked, I'd say drink as much as you want, unless it is becomes problem for you or affects others in a negative fashion.

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  118. Re:Cause and effect... by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Do Brits really stop for a drink every night after work?

    Traditionally, that has largely been the case, yes.

    Although things are changing, and the British beer consumption has gone way down. In 2003, the average Brit drank 218 pints of beer a year, and that includes teetotalers and people who drink other beverages, but this has since dropped around 30%, and a great number of pubs have closed. Part of this drop correlates with the smoking ban, but a large part is also the increasing operating costs of pubs, with more regulation, taxes, inspections and other cost-increases. And a younger public that spends more time communicating online than over a beer.
    But you still find a lot of Brits who will not forgo their after-work pint.

  119. Re:Cause and effect... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    since when is 3 drinks a day, every day of the week, moderate?Italy.

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  120. So, your brain wears out when you get old? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Even if you don't drink your brain wears out, starts screwing up, when you get old? This is news, how, exactly?
    My conclusion: Nothing to see here.
    My recommendations: Don't sit on your ass your whole life, get some damn exercise, don't drink every damn day, and while we're on the subject, don't eat garbage food all the time, and you'll be as fine as you ever could be. Of course no one who needs to be told all this will take the advice so as usual I'm wasting my breath.

  121. Re:Cause and effect... by cfalcon · · Score: 1

    > Getting loaded is considered bad form and makes you a boring conversationalist, even if YOU think you're brilliant.

    I mean, there's degrees of inebriation. If I'm sober (or even drinking to a buzz) and a friend is getting hammered, it's clear I'm in for a reasonably boring night, though I'll probably be part to some ludicrous statements. Two folks with a light buzz will usually have a pretty good time though.

    As far as solo drinking goes, I want to find a way to say "drinking increases creativity" in a way that doesn't sound so unilateral. In my experience, it is definitely easier to make mental connections when under the influence of at least a little alcohol. Depending on your work and hobbies, a little bit of drinking at night sometimes may, uh, fit your use case.

  122. Re: Cause and effect... by negated · · Score: 1

    So I have a theory here.

    Alcohol itself tastes terrible (if you taste buds and nose are working). In fact, most (all?) commonly consumable alcoholic products don't taste good...the first time you drink them. Normally we say these kinds of things (alcoholic or otherwise) are "acquired tastes".

    My belief is that everyone saying how good beer, wine, etc tastes has fallen victim to their brain telling (tricking?) them that the alcoholic beverage "tastes good" out of addiction in order to get them to drink said beverage. In fact, they (normal/moderate drinkers) are surprised that someone else who doesn't normally drink at all can easily identity the overpowering aftertaste of alcohol in even the fruitiest, sweetest mixed drinks/wines. I have never met someone who can HONESTLY say that their first taste of an alcoholic beverage was "good".

  123. Re:Cause and effect... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Your judgement is fine until about 0.15%, that's the science. 0.08% is MADD politics and revenue generation. Calling 0.08% binge drinking is bullshit. I bet even most MADD mothers can't 'double blind' if they are 0.0% or 0.08%.

    Your liver is fine with booze, in all but the most extreme quantities, unless you drink/use tylenol on a hangover. Water soluble vitamins protect your liver and get flushed out by booze. Take a multivitamin if/when you wake up hungover. Never use tylenol/paracetamol, even if you don't drink.

    There are do gooders that want to force producers of 'bum wine' (Maddog, Night Train etc) to include Bs, C and Ds. So we have old, healthy alcoholics walking the streets.

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  124. Re:Cause and effect... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    The health effects of alcohol are unproven. A long-term study with a few tens of thousands of participants was reported on Slashdot a couple of years back that showed that, statistically, the people who died first are the ones that give up drinking, then the ones that never drink. The ones that regularly drink alcohol live longest. Alcohol in the blood stream dissolves fatty deposits in blood vessels and reduces the risk of blood clots blocking them, for example. The risk is nowhere near as simple as you seem to think.

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  125. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    So I guess you also avoid sugar, fat and anything else that is pleasurable in life?

    You could try being intelligent and find your pleasures elsewhere.

    Who's to say I don't? I just also happen to enjoy alcohol, in moderation.

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  126. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dude, 14-21 units a night isn't even moderate where I'm from

  127. Re:Cause and effect... by cfalcon · · Score: 1

    > Alcohol is a poison to the human body regardless of amount consumed

    True, but what's your point? There's a huge variety of things that are toxic. If you retroactively subtracted all or almost all of alcohol from human history, you'd definitely have a much lamer playlist. How many ideas were born under the influence of some voluntarily imbibed mind affecting chemical, and then refined under the light of sobriety (or under the light of caffeine)?

    Also, how many relationships (romantic and friendly) are lubricated by alcohol? Its easy to think of the negative cases, but are there NO positive cases ever?

    It's a complex poison. It has a bunch of social upsides, and tolerance for it seems to have been selected for in societies that have access to it- that is to say, being able to booze "correctly" has actually bean a selection pressure in RECENT human history.

    > The only reason it is legal today is because addiction demands it should be.

    Disagree. When prohibition ended, it wasn't addicts who drove that, it was everyone. The more you read about that frightening top-down attempt to reshape society, the scarier it sounds. It wasn't just the minority of addicted drunks in the world that drove that around.

    I would make an argument that, out of all the mind-altering substances to have a prohibition against, we've chosen a really large set of reasonably harmless ones (cannabis, EVERY hallucinogen despite no addictive properties, etc.), and conspicuously left out alcohol, which causes a real and noticeable amount of harm to society every year. But I think that's more a conservative choice: we know we can have a society with alcohol, because we DO, and we know trying to take it out ruins everything, because it DID, but we're hoping to prevent change happening from other substances. That seems more inline with our national character, and more predictive of the anti-drug hysteria we whip ourselves up in every decade and a half-ish.

    Anyway, it's not just addiction driving its legality, and being a poison at every dose does not imply that something should be banned.

  128. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    So consumption of alcohol is simply stupid?

    Intentionally taking a drug to remove inhibitions and slow motor control just because you think you like it seems pretty stupid. I could understand if it was being done for some therapeutic reason.

    No, because I know I like it. A moderate buzz is not very impairing at all. I very rarely drink enough to even be over the legal limit for driving, not that I would drink and drive anyway, I'm just using it as a reference.

    It is done for a therapeutic reason, it's called mental well-being and happiness. Tonight I'm participating in a music quiz with some friends, and yes we'll have a couple of beers too. Why? Because it's fun :-)

    You know? Fun? You should try it sometime.

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  129. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    A lot of very interesting flavors are alcohol-soluble. Try tasting normal wine. Now taste alcohol-free wine? It's bland and boring, right? Now try adding vodka (or a similar neutral spirit) to the alcohol-free wine until it's at normal wine level (12-16% ABV) and taste it again. The taste markedly improves.

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  130. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > but the body is also very well adapted at processing it

    Not all bodies. Your race plays a part.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    The reasonable diversity in alcohol reactions imply that different societies have used alcohol in different ways, and races that historically didn't have access to it tend to be worse off when in an environment that has a bunch of it around.

  131. Re:Cause and effect... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Alcohol is a poison to the human body regardless of amount consumed, and there is no longer a point in debating it. Stupidity attempts to dismiss this fact in favor of a number of ignorant excuses to consume it.

    So because one study shows that it may be dangerous to drink to the maximum recommended limit, all alcohol consumption is inherently dangerous, and there is absolutely no need to debate it?

    Over the course of the last century, there has been far more than one study done on alcohol, with many trying to convince us of the benefits. Recent studies have dispelled with the illusions. No, a beer a day will not keep the doctor away.

    Is a moderate amount of alcohol any worse for you than other habits? Likely not. Risk vs. reward. My point was more centered around dispelling the illusions that even moderation will eliminate risk. Put simply, it does not.

    Looking at the aggregate, is alcohol in general good for society? Likely not. This is also the same society who legalizes a product like tobacco, which has proven to be one of the deadliest products ever created. Logic does not always follow capitalism. Greed does.

  132. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McNuggets don't have MSG in them.

    Anyway, the idea that MSG sensitivity exists has been thoroughly disproved by double blind tests. Proteins are all broken down to component amino acids starting in the mouth, and glutamates are a very common amino acid essential to life.

    Excitotoxic shock doesn't come from what you eat, but the body processes that involve amino acids. You don't understand what Excitotoxins are. Without glutamates we will die, and MSG is a simple salt of an amino acid, that dissolves in water.

    It is true that glutamates can make some foods taste good, generally speaking it's very helpful for soups with little or no meat (meat is naturally high in glutamates already).

    All in all, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  133. Re: Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Your belief is completely wrong. Pure ethanol has no taste at all. Sure, it burns, but it doesn't taste like anything. What you're tasting (in cheap-ass vodka and the like) are unpleasant impurities. Lots and lots of flavor compounds are alcohol-soluble, which is why whisky can have such and enormous range of flavors (ranging from vanilla over plums over leather over hay over blackcurrant preserve over toasted chestnuts and so on) from nothing more than malted barley and oak casks.

    Yes, there are definite "acquired tastes", but it's not due to the alcohol itself (which is tasteless, remember), but rather from the wide array of tastes that are not immediately identified by out brains as "tasty" and "good nutrition" (sweet, salty, fatty and so on), but rather more complex, such as bitterness.

    I know I'm certainly not fooling myself when I drink beer (and especially whisky and other "brown spirits) for taste, not for the buzz.

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  134. Re:Cause and effect... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    By comparison, there is no amount of alcohol that has been proven to be of benefit, even with moderation. It is quite clearly, a poison.

    Stop lying. You're basing your statements on one flawed study. Notice the amounts consumed by the participants. They're way over what any reasonable person would call "moderate".

    Also, this: https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/n...

    The only lie is thinking there has only been one damn study done on the effects of alcohol consumption over the last half century. I wasn't even talking about the flawed study in TFS, which is quite obviously showcasing more of an excessive or high consumption.

    As I stated, newer evidence tends to highlight the fact that even moderation is not good for you when consuming a poison.

    Even one drink a day can harm you.

  135. Re:Cause and effect... by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. 0.08% may not be seriously incapacitated, but down 3+ drinks in rapid succession and all but the hardest-core alcoholics will be able to clearly recognize the resulting intoxication. And while judgment *might* not be seriously impaired for some most people at such levels, reflexes most definitely are.

    As for water-soluble vitamins protecting your liver, do you have a reputable source for that claim? I had never heard it, and would be quite interested if true, seeing how as when I do drink I like to actually feel it. I can find plenty of references to alcohol flushing out such vitamins, but nothing about the unrelated claim of the vitamins providing a protective effect in the process.

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  136. Re:Cause and effect... by Quirkz · · Score: 2

    I want to find a way to say "drinking increases creativity" in a way that doesn't sound so unilateral.

    I'm not really sure it helps much with creativity, at least in my case, but there's something there. For me, I almost want to say it just facilitates my willingness to sit in one place and work on the thing I've been meaning to work on, whether it's something creative or some kind of drudgery/chore. I don't know that it makes a lot of sense, because promoting focus isn't something I'd attribute to alcohol.

  137. Re:Cause and effect... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    The health effects of alcohol are unproven. A long-term study with a few tens of thousands of participants was reported on Slashdot a couple of years back that showed that, statistically, the people who died first are the ones that give up drinking, then the ones that never drink. The ones that regularly drink alcohol live longest. Alcohol in the blood stream dissolves fatty deposits in blood vessels and reduces the risk of blood clots blocking them, for example. The risk is nowhere near as simple as you seem to think.

    Arguably our #1 killer right now is cardiovascular heart disease.

    If you're not managing your health properly enough to prevent fatty deposits from building up in your blood stream, then you might as well drink alcohol. You've already proven your health is not a priority.

    The risk is very simple to manage. The true problem is 90% of society views a life of proper exercise, good healthy diet, and eliminating the intake of poisons into your body as some kind of impossible challenge that's "no fun." To each their own.

  138. Re:Cause and effect... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    It doesn't take 3 drinks to reach 0.08%. Unless you're a quite large person. We should double blind 0.08%. I doubt it, I never felt the first couple, even as a kid.

    Google 'vitamin b alcohol'.

    At 0.08% your reflexes are slightly slowed, like being 10 years older. Judgement is fine.

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  139. Re: Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "factors including age, sex, social activity"

    drinking and sex are usually correlated.

  140. Makes Sense by Graydyn+Young · · Score: 1

    The right side of the hippocampus is the part of the brain that makes you a square.

  141. Re: Cause and effect... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    I'm smoking the rest of a joint, even as I type this....Either way, no booze required. I don't even need to be drunk to want to put my penis in her, she's pretty cute.

    Alcohol, marijuana...same type thing, both intoxicants.

    Do ya'll or did ya'll get high the first times sleeping with each other?

    No real big difference...what you get high on, lowering inhibitions is quite often helpful with women.

    I"m not talking having them blasted out of their minds and not responsible, mind you...just nicely buzzed and letting down their screens a bit.

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  142. Re:Cause and effect... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    I'd say if you have something, anything, with almost every meal (or an equivalent amount, 2-3 servings a day) then you have a lot of that thing.

    If you drink soda with every meal, you drink a lot of soda.

    If you have a beer with every meal, you drink a lot of beer.

    If you skip the beer at breakfast, but still drink it with every other meal, that's still a lot of beer.

    If you eat a bag of potato chips with every meal but breakfast, you eat a lot of potato chips.

    If you eat Mexican food for breakfast and dinner at home, but not at lunch, that's still a lot of Mexican food.

    A beer for most every meal doesn't mean you're ever "getting drunk", but your overall consumption is still high compared to other things that you consume only occasionally.

    I might go so far as to say that if there's anything that you consume every day regularly, then you consume a lot of that thing, whatever it is. "Occasionally" is a little. "Daily" is a lot. "Regularly" on some schedule other than daily is moderate.

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  143. People who drink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alcohol every day suffer brain damage.
    I will continue to not worry about my occasional (less than once a month) drink.

  144. Re:Cause and effect... by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

    How much is a lot? Is 8 ounces of water a lot?

    And a lot, in this case, means "too much." And how do we determine and define "too much."

    One can have too much water but I think most would agree that 48 ounces of water per day is not too much. (Yes I know 64 is the recommended amt)

    One can have too much coffee. How much is too much? Same with beer and wine.

    If you (or anyone) says you're consuming too much "x" then how did you determine that? It's not because you consume it every day. I drink water every day. Obviously that is not "too much" or "a bad thing".

    If you say that 2 glasses of wine is "too much." How is it harmful? And, for that you would need to know what amount is not harmful. I think I drink very little. I think that two glasses of wine does not affect my health - and am betting with my life that it does not.

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  145. Re:Cause and effect... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    You win this round, sir.

  146. Re:Cause and effect... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

    According to this chart, it does indeed take 3 drinks to hit .08, unless you weigh under 140 pounds, which I don't consider "quite large". You'd have to be under 110 lbs for 2 drinks to do it, and if you're over 160 lbs (I'd call that average, still not "quite large"), it takes 4 or more. That's all at once, without food.

    http://rageonthesamepage.uconn...

    That is for men. Of course women get hit harder, and will weigh less on average. But being slashdot, I think using men is reasonable.

  147. Re:Cause and effect... by Tuidjy · · Score: 1

    In medieval times?

    In my country of origin, Bulgaria, there is a drink called boza. It is a kids favorite, and I used to have it for breakfast every day. Its alcohol content is usually around 1%, although, of course, stronger versions exist.

    In the 80s, I had a couple of business trips to Czechoslovakia, and they had beer fountains on the factory floor. Yup, low alcohol content, but unmetered and free.

    In both Bulgaria and Czechoslovakia, huge quantity of beer used to be consumed... and frankly, in my first year of college in the US, I saw more falling down drunk people that I had seen in my life before that, and that included three years of high school (beer becomes legal at 14 in Bulgaria) five years of military education, and two years of military service.

    The article says that none of the people in the study had a drinking problem, but also that some of them had more than 30 units per week, i.e. more than four drinks per day. I have trouble reconciling the two statements.

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  148. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So....no alcohol, sugar or fat....what's left for pleasure?!?!?!

    Autoerotic asphyxiation?

  149. Re:Cause and effect... by diesalesmandie · · Score: 1

    Getting loaded is considered bad form and makes you a boring conversationalist, even if YOU think you're brilliant.

    It entirely depends on the company, and "loaded" is completely relative to the "loadedness" of the observer. I'm my experience, its not necessarily the alcohol, but the person, that makes one a boring conversationalist. Also people who get "loaded" usually have hilarious stories that wouldn't happen/be told if they weren't under the influence of alcohol, IMO, YMMV

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  150. Re: Cause and effect... by diesalesmandie · · Score: 1

    drinking and sex are usually correlated.

    drinking and BAD sex are usually correlated.

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  151. non peer reviewed articles are not news. by Holi · · Score: 1

    "Sorry, there is no peer review to display for this article"

    So at this point there is no consensus behind this hypothesis.

    One problem with the article is there is no mention of the fact this has not been vetted by peers in the field. We really need journalists to take a course on how to report on scientific papers. Just because someone wrote a paper does not make it accepted science.

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  152. Re: Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that's where you've been KGIII, getting laid.

    Welcome back!

  153. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fuckers are just tons of fun. Guess I'll have my FDA-approved bottle of recreational drinking water to go with my ration of gluten-free wheat 'snacks'.

  154. What's with the Puritanical assholes on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops, never mind! Only the topic changes, the attitude never does. ;-)

  155. Re:Cause and effect... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    > Alcohol is a poison to the human body regardless of amount consumed

    True, but what's your point?

    Uh, that is exactly my point. Many want to attempt to argue otherwise.

    To each their own in the end. Risk vs. reward. People like the feeling of alcohol in their body. People also like the feeling of sex without a condom. Doesn't mean having unprotected sex in an environment that has a high risk of STDs is not stupid behavior just because a lot of other people are doing it.

    To your point, many in society still believe that marijuana is deadly, including a government that still wants to denounce any medical benefit. Common sense, has never been common.

  156. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in the UK, it's coming up on 8pm and I'm about to board a flight: in the past hour I've drunk three cans of Tiger beer, 330ml at 5% makes for 1.7 units (10ml of pure ethanol) per can, so 5 units in total. I think I can get another one in before the flight...yeah, sure I can.

    This is pretty moderate and normal drinking in the UK. I've noticed a lot of fuck-wits posting to this story about how shocked they are about the drinking levels that all normal people consider to be normal.

    To all you wankers I've got one thing to say...watch this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru5uyoskbw4

  157. Whaaaat? by barbariccow · · Score: 1

    Whaaaaat? Drinking an organic solvent has negative effects on your body? Unthinkable!

  158. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi. I have a high IQ, used to work in engineering before becoming management, and have several very mentally intensive and challenging hobbies.

    And you know what? Thinking takes energy. While I enjoy doing all the intelligent things, they aren't what I'd call 'relaxing'. You know what is? Shutting your brain off for a couple hours with a nice drink and watching the wind make the trees dance. Or enjoying a candy bar after cracking a real tough puzzle.

    Like it or not, humans are visceral being as well as intelligent ones. Being intelligent doesn't preclude enjoying baser physical pleasures. In fact, I'd argue that if you're eschewing half of your existence, then you're the one missing out on some of the true joys of living.

  159. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the basis of them not liking drinking, and thinking themselves intelligent.

    If they're smart, and they don't like drinking, then clearly you have to be a moron to drink.

    Now, which logical fallacy is on display here?

  160. Re:Cause and effect... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    So consumption of alcohol is simply stupid?

    Yes. The only reason it is legal today is because addiction demands it should be.

    I am Greek that, like -almost- all Greeks, consumes alcohol in a moderate way (Greece has few alcohol addicts) - alcohol is legal in Greece since... i guess from the invention of alcohol! Theoretically, if some authority implements an alcohol prohibition tomorrow, few people -the few alcohol addicts- will be effected severely, but -almost- all Greeks will rebel. So, who is the stupid now dear mister stupid?

    But i admit that your stupid reasoning may be valid in the case of tobacco smoking - yes, i am an addict that demands tobacco smoking to remain legal until the sun freezes...

    The irony of a tobacco addict attempting to defend alcohol legalization by labeling it stupid. Sound logic.

    I'm reminded of a quote that describes the rebellious masses: "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."

  161. Re:Cause and effect... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    Arguably our #1 killer right now is cardiovascular heart disease

    And moderate alcohol intake has been shown to reduce this risk. Did you have a point somewhere, or are you just on a puritan rant?

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  162. Re:Cause and effect... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Arguably our #1 killer right now is cardiovascular heart disease

    And moderate alcohol intake has been shown to reduce this risk. Did you have a point somewhere, or are you just on a puritan rant?

    Yes I do have a point.

    Even one drink a day can harm you.

    One of the benefits of continued studies is finding where we were wrong in the past to better educate ourselves, which defines progress.

  163. Re:Cause and effect... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    I typed it backwards. In any case 0.08 is not drunk by any reasonable definition of the word.

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  164. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are other things that will get you that same, some would argue a better buzz, without hurting your body. Consider switching to heroin.

  165. Re:Cause and effect... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Plus, I know it's England, but since when is 3 drinks a day, every day of the week, moderate?

    England has a culture of after work drinks. Not after work on a Friday drinks, just ... every night. Speaking of you got your units confused. A 14 units of beer per week is less than one pint per day.

    An average pint being 2.4 units.
    An average glass of wine being 2.3 units.

    Your 21 units of alcohol in a 6 hour period could with a guy who has a good metabolism keep him under the legal driving limit in the USA. That's hardly "binging"

  166. Re: Cause and effect... by KGIII · · Score: 1

    Nope. She doesn't even smoke pot. (Crazy, right?) I was even sober when we first hooked up.

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  167. Re: Cause and effect... by KGIII · · Score: 1

    LOL Among other things - there's a journal post, if you want to see more info.

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  168. moderate drinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ITT: "2 drinks per day is moderate drinking? OMG. That's not what I'd call moderate drinking. That's a LOT!!!" Or "Lightweights!"

    I don't drink BTW, but for reference...

    https://www.cdc.gov/alcohol/faqs.htm

    What does moderate drinking mean?

    According to the Dietary Guidelines for Americans,1 moderate alcohol consumption is defined as having up to 1 drink per day for women and up to 2 drinks per day for men. This definition is referring to the amount consumed on any single day and is not intended as an average over several days. However, the Dietary Guidelines do not recommend that individuals who do not drink alcohol start drinking for any reason.

  169. Re:Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article says that none of the people in the study had a drinking problem...

    It is quite clear that they had no drinking problems; in fact, they seem to be quite competent drinkers...

  170. Re:Cause and effect... by guises · · Score: 1

    Resorting to a false equivalence? That sounds like something a stupid person would say.

  171. Re: Cause and effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna keep drinkin' til I become a Democrat!

  172. Re:Cause and effect... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    Beer did not save the world. Improved agricultural techniques have endangered the world by allowing overbreeding. So rather than just killing off humans by famine, we're killing off the whole planet. And this has been happening for several thousand years, as humans have hunted one species to another to extinction, and destroyed habitats by converting them to ... wait for it ... farming. Plagues of locusts are more benign.

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  173. Re:Cause and effect... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

    Slightly intoxicated folks tend to enjoy having conversations with slightly intoxicated folks the same way that heavily intoxicated folks tend to enjoy having conversations with other heavily intoxicated folks. But even slightly intoxicated folks don't want to talk with those same heavily intoxicated folks. And the bullshit factor rises quickly with every drink. After a certain point, nobody can put up with a drunk's bullshit. Or someone who's slightly intoxicated and doesn't realize they're being boorish or offensive.

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  174. Re: Cause and effect... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    ... because drunks usually have a "failure to launch", even with viagra. But their memories seem to be uniformly affected as they boast to everyone about the mind-blowing sex they had. The only thing blown is their memory.

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  175. Re:Cause and effect... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    And boy, do they regret telling those stories after they sobered up. Especially the ones that involve a goat :-)

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  176. That's Not A Bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a feature.

  177. Re:Cause and effect... by Immerman · · Score: 1

    That is indeed interesting, I'll have to give it a shot. I don't see anything about it protecting your liver from the damage done by alcohol though, only from the secondary damage that can be caused by vitamin deficiency.

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  178. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Which is why you should know your limits, and maintain and pleasant lightheadedness, instead of falling down the rabbit hole.

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  179. Re: Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Heavy drinking, yes.

    One or two beers is right around the sweet spot.

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  180. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Thank you for summing it up so concisely!

    Sometimes you just need to slow down the constant stream of thoughts, let the world be and unwind. A beer or two helps slow the stream just enough to make it more like background noise, so you can get in a more relaxed state of mind.

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  181. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Then I guess we should ban all sports, too. And driving.

    After all, our taxes pay for healthcare for people engaging in these dangerous activities, too.

    Or maybe you should just unclench your asshole and let people have fun, lest they go crazy.

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  182. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Even one drink a day can harm you.

    That is one very particular condition (irregular heartbeat), which may be slightly exacerbated by alcohol consumption. The people suffering from this condition should obviously confer with their doctors, to mitigate any risk factors.

    But as the authors directly state: "more than 100 previous studies have shown that a light to moderate intake of alcohol – up to seven standard drinks per week for women and 14 standard drinks per week for men – can actually be good for some people, and reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease, more specifically coronary artery disease."

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  183. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    As I already replied in another comment:

    "more than 100 previous studies have shown that a light to moderate intake of alcohol – up to seven standard drinks per week for women and 14 standard drinks per week for men – can actually be good for some people, and reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease, more specifically coronary artery disease."

    It's right there, in your own link.

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  184. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    The true problem is 90% of society views a life of proper exercise, good healthy diet, and eliminating the intake of poisons into your body as some kind of impossible challenge that's "no fun." To each their own.

    Who's to say you cannot combine proper exercise, a healthy varied diet and a light-to-moderate intake of alcohol, for fun?

    I think we need to get to the root of this. What is your actual problem with alcohol? Why do you think it's wrong to get a little light-headed and unwind?

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  185. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    If tobacco had been discovered today, it would probably be classified along with cocaine and opiates. Unlike with alcohol, there is no minimum safe dose for tobacco.

    I urge you to look what happened during prohibition, the wild rise in organized crime and the resulting deaths and casualties.

    Alcohol is not a human invention. Apes, giraffes, elephants and countless other animals flock from far away to consume berries and fruits that have fermented naturally. To even consider completely banning alcohol is simply ridiculous.

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  186. Re:Cause and effect... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    As I already replied in another comment:

    "more than 100 previous studies have shown that a light to moderate intake of alcohol – up to seven standard drinks per week for women and 14 standard drinks per week for men – can actually be good for some people, and reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease, more specifically coronary artery disease."

    It's right there, in your own link.

    And reading further into the article reveals the following:

    "However, the authors found that this is not the case when it comes to an irregular heartbeat, and note that many people who are consuming one to two glasses of alcohol per day may not realize they are putting themselves at risk for AFib. The authors conclude that moving forward, more research is needed to determine the specific causes responsible for the relationship between alcohol and AFib. Researchers believe they may include direct toxicity and alcohol’s contribution to obesity, sleep disordered breathing and hypertension. Further, more research is also needed to determine whether avoiding alcohol completely is required for patients who have irregular heartbeats."

    I could put myself at risk for many or all of these identified risks, or I could simply not drink. Given the fact that alcohol is a multi-billion dollar industry, I would also question a lot of results that tend to diminish or outright deny the negative aspects of consuming alcohol. Half a century ago your doctor was sponsoring cigarettes, so we've already proven Greed knows no bounds.

    Risk vs. reward. Humans take part in risky activities every single day of their lives. To each their own, but given the controversy, sometimes it's far easier and healthier to simply avoid alcohol altogether, as I wouldn't be surprised if future studies determine this poison was never good for you, in any way.

  187. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    I could put myself at risk for many or all of these identified risks, or I could simply not drink.

    You could also stop wildly exaggerating the risks associated with light to moderate alcohol consumption, while completely ignoring the very real benefits, both socially and verified healthwise.

    Just don't drink then, but there is no reason to be running a while misinformation campaign because you think the rest of us are horrible sinners and addicts and whatever else you accuse people of being.

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  188. Re:Cause and effect... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    I could put myself at risk for many or all of these identified risks, or I could simply not drink.

    You could also stop wildly exaggerating the risks associated with light to moderate alcohol consumption, while completely ignoring the very real benefits, both socially and verified healthwise.

    Just don't drink then, but there is no reason to be running a while misinformation campaign because you think the rest of us are horrible sinners and addicts and whatever else you accuse people of being.

    A misinformation campaign? Ironically, I would expect nothing less coming from a multi-billion dollar industry who would be impacted greatly if further studies were to actually prove that their product is not really good for you at all. History has shown that repeatedly, and between researchers and the Alcohol Industrial Complex, it's rather obvious who stands to lose the most.

    Cheers.

  189. One reason for drinking is PTSD by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    The inability to get to sleep, financial stress, and environmental stress, and general levels of pain all lead to increased drinking.

    All of those things are correlated with this area of the brain being smaller.

    Going to need a more finely tuned study.

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  190. Re:Cause and effect... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Dude, lay off the crusade.

    We know that excessive alcohol intake has deleterious effects on health. We also know that a light to moderate alcohol intake can have positive effects on health. We also know that alcohol consumption can be fun, especially in good company.

    And thankfully, we let people decide for themselves whether they want to drink or not. And yet you insist on insulting and belittling everyone who disagrees with your personal opinion.

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  191. Re: Cause and effect... by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    Usually talking about something is a pretty good indicator you aren't doing it.

    At slashdot it sometimes means it isn't even crossing your mind.

  192. Re:Cause and effect... by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    Came out a year or so go the resvitrol studies were largely fabricated. Not sure if this informed your claim above.

  193. Re: Cause and effect... by Kelsen · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna keep drinkin' til I become a Democrat!

    Good luck with that. I have never heard anyone else claim that drinking actually makes you smarter.

    RFT!!!
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  194. Re:Cause and effect... by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Why do you think that? My doc said with my age and weight I could drink up to 15 shots a week and I'd be fine. There would be no noticeable effect on my liver. The the UK, I'd think 14 shots would be small. They drink beer in pints after all. For them I'd expect 14 is moderate. In France they probably give that much to children.

    Never the less, I think even the 15 is too much. I need to drop it down or even give it up.

  195. Water is a solvent too, yet essential for life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --nomsg

  196. Re: Cause and effect... by KGIII · · Score: 1

    While pithy, it's also untrue. We tend to talk about the things we do. It'd make pretty bizarre conversations, if we didn't.

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  197. Re: Cause and effect... by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    As I was getting in the elevator this morning, I noticed Plato was headed a few flights above me so I asked him, "Do we tend to talk about the things we do?"

    He answered: "No one wants what he already has."

    There's a lot of stuff he doesn't get (love, Jesus, etc), but I thought he nailed that one.

  198. Re: Cause and effect... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    I'd like to think it wasn't required, but I do have some money.

    You shouldn't look down on her for that. Most likely she also fell in love with the man who had the skill to earn that money in the first place. I don't think you lucked into it entirely, after all, it took some skill.

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  199. Re: Cause and effect... by KGIII · · Score: 1

    She's even sane AND cute. LOL Remind me, I'll upload a pic. On a tablet right at the moment.

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