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Modest Proposal To Companies: Let Your Customers Respond To Your Emails - Kill no-reply@ (medium.com)

An anonymous reader shares a blogpost: Dear way-too-many companies, if you're allowed to send me an email, I'm allowed to send you an email. You just sent me an email and I have a question. Don't make me hunt for a way to ask it. Email already has a built-in way to do that -- reply. Whether it's good news or bad news, whether you're an established company or a startup, your customers will love you more if you let them reply to your emails.

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  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Insightful

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  2. And one other thing... by msauve · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Web forms are NOT email. Don't put a link on your website saying "email us" if it points to a web form.

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    1. Re:And one other thing... by Anon-Admin · · Score: 2

      I would be happy if they replied to the web forms. I can not count the number of times I have filled out a form asking a question and never get a reply.

      Sometimes when I have a choice of companies to buy a product from, Ill send an email or fill out the web form asking the same question to multiple companies. The one that replies is the one I buy from. I wonder how many customers companies are loosing because of there non-responsiveness.

    2. Re:And one other thing... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For the web form thing, I'd settle for at least knowing whether or not I'm going to be sent a copy of what I'm writing by email afterwards. If I am, I don't need to save it manually myself, but I also shouldn't include any sensitive information. If I'm not, maybe including sensitive details is OK but I also need to keep a copy.

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    3. Re:And one other thing... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Web forms are NOT email. Don't put a link on your website saying "email us" if it points to a web form.

      Not necessarily. Because email is inherently insecure, banking and healthcare sites routinely point you to an SSL-enabled reply page. HIPPA actually requires correspondence to be handled this way.

    4. Re:And one other thing... by msauve · · Score: 2
      Whoosh. It's still not email. Provide a link saying "contract us" instead. And how are you going to respond?

      HIPAA (not "HIPPA") places restrictions on providers ("covered entitites"), not patients. And, replying to a patient's email via email is not prohibited.

      Patients may initiate communications with a provider using e-mail. If this situation occurs, the health care provider can assume (unless the patient has explicitly stated otherwise) that e-mail communications are acceptable to the individual.

      - Link

      You can't do that if they communicated using a web form.

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    5. Re:And one other thing... by chihowa · · Score: 1

      I'm glad when I'm sent a copy of the web form entry, because it means that the form was actually functional and capable of sending email. Who knows if the address that it's sending email to actually exists or is checked, and you know you'll never see the bounce if it's a dead address, but I suspect that a huge chunk of the web forms don't actually work at all.

      They're like the elevator close door button or the thermostats in an office building: just there for psychological soothing.

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    6. Re:And one other thing... by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      I refuse to take any advice on HIPAA from someone who says "HIPPA", and, in fact, stop reading the post as soon as I see it.

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    7. Re: And one other thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me the consumer can send all the PHI and PII in the world via email. Non-TLS transported, plain text, right out in the open. And me, the provider can reply all day long if there's DLP and email encryption used.

    8. Re:And one other thing... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Then why does every single doctor office receptionist cite HIPAA as the reason why doctors won't communicate by email?

    9. Re:And one other thing... by msauve · · Score: 1

      Because they're as uninformed as you are. Really, are you arguing against what HHS specifically says?

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    10. Re:And one other thing... by pem · · Score: 1
      HIPAA is exactly like Sarbanes-Oxley and ISO 9000 in this respect.

      The things done in the name of HIPAA, SOX, and ISO are just lip-service provided by drones with no real understanding of the actual goals and how to meet them. It's all just rubber chicken waving, with the rubber chickens rubber-stamped by "expert" law firms.

    11. Re:And one other thing... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Yes, there is a tendency for doctors to use HIPAA as a handwave excuse when they just don't want to deal with patient email:
      https://www.usnews.com/opinion...

      But then they get advice like this from the administrative side of medicine:
      https://www.foxgrp.com/hipaa-c...
      and still more rubber chicken waving:
      https://www.bridgepatientporta...

    12. Re:And one other thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just direct them to call you back, and give them an IRC handle.

    13. Re:And one other thing... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Sometimes when I have a choice of companies to buy a product from, Ill send an email or fill out the web form asking the same question to multiple companies.

      And that's the other asinine thing about bullshit web forms: they force you to send the message to one recipient at a time. As a slightly different example, say I want to write my Congressmen about something. Instead of just writing an email and putting three names in the To: field, now I have to answer a slightly disjoint set of (potentially) invasive questions three times over. It's not that it's hard or even that time-consuming; it's that it's galling because I shouldn't have to jump through hoops like that.

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  3. You don't understand by zifn4b · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Obviously, the author of this nonsense doesn't 1) Understand b2c communication and 2) Doesn't understand how to run a customer care center.

    Take off your rose colored glasses for minute. First of all, no-reply emails are a means to notify a customer of something. They are one-way. They are not meant to be responded to like text message notifications of upcoming appointments or Amazon shipping notifications. Second, actually learn about call centers and customer care teams. You obviously have no clue. It's a lot harder than you think. Most call centers are fielding a variety of customer interactions like phone calls, emails and chat. They are also usually understaffed due to cost constraints. Before you write about something like you have no clue what you're talking about go learn what it takes to run one of these. If you do that, then you might not just complain about a lack of something, you might also have a suggestion as to how what you want ought to be done. Good luck

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    1. Re:You don't understand by Holi · · Score: 5, Informative

      Obviously you should follow your own advice. Customer retention is probably one of the highest priorities of a call center especially for smaller businesses. If ditching the no-reply helps me keep my customers, then BYE.

      And we did. instead we use logic and filters to direct emails to the people who can provide the best answers. 20% growth over the past 4 years must mean something is working.

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    2. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically fuck the customers we'll do what's easiest for us.

    3. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Where do my fuck you emails go?

    4. Re:You don't understand by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points, this is the kind of company that has it figured out. Plus they are seeing growth from it.

      I did the same thing at a company and we were seeing similar growth. It is amazing what real customer care will get you these days.

    5. Re:You don't understand by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      So basically fuck the customers we'll do what's CHEAPEST for us.

      Fixed it for you. lol

    6. Re:You don't understand by TheInternet01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Clearly your company is small to medium. When your business gets large enough it can be uneconomical especially if non sense questions or basic "Read the manual" questions come in.

      Like hi I just bought X how do I turn it on?

      You get enough customers with enough content like that coming through and you have an issue. I like the approach you have but I do scrutinize the scalability of it. Small businesses often thrive because they have the flexibility to provide personalized support to their clients. A company like microsoft would be slammed with "I installed a program that says it's for windows 98 on windows 7, and it doesn't work, I need this really really really really really really bad, for business, how do I make it work?"

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    7. Re:You don't understand by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Man, which company's call center do you work for? I want to make sure I never do business with them.

    8. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, it is the kind of company that has very few customers and thus does not get millions of useless replies. A growth of one customer is 20% if you only had 5 to begin with.

      'Logic and filters' are often wrong. So a customer THINKS they replied to you put their reply is lost in 'logic and filters', and no action is taken on their request. That is more annoying to the customer than a 'no-reply' address. At least no-reply lets them KNOW that this is not right way to contact you.

    9. Re:You don't understand by war4peace · · Score: 3, Interesting

      20% growth over the past 4 years must mean something is working.

      Yes but not necessarily the way you handle communication. Also, pedantic mode on: 20% growth could mean you have 5 customers instead of 4.
      Also, when taking into account whether no-reply is good or bad, you have a plethora of factors to consider. Some below, off the top of my head, not necessarily sorted by importance:

      1. Are your products expensive enough to ditch/not use no-reply?
      2. Is your customer base small enough? Hint: if you have e.g. millions of customers, no-reply is a must.
      3. Is your support center large enough to ditch no-reply?
      4. Have you calculated/extrapolated/estimated/thought of how much would it cost to not use no-reply?
      5. Have you thought about what would happen if would not use no-reply AND still be unable to answer your customers?
      6. Do your outbound e-mails contain anything that your customers can reply to? Sending something like "we have a new product called X and you can find it clicking here" generates no relevant replies.

      Now, think about this: no-reply is an effect. The cause for its existence is a multitude of factors and only one of them is "we don't care about our customers".

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    10. Re:You don't understand by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      Obviously you should follow your own advice. Customer retention is probably one of the highest priorities of a call center especially for smaller businesses. If ditching the no-reply helps me keep my customers, then BYE. And we did. instead we use logic and filters to direct emails to the people who can provide the best answers. 20% growth over the past 4 years must mean something is working.

      I didn't criticize you, I criticized the blog post that was obviously written by someone who probably has no clue what a CRM system is let alone how to configure it effectively. Did you actually TFBP? You obviously have somewhat of a clue. I know every business is different that's why CRM's like Salesforce are very customizable to meet those needs. The author of the blog post has no clue about any of that though. They are just complaining about no reply emails because they just apparently don't like them yet offer NOTHING in the way of how to pragmatically change CRM to accommodate that change.

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    11. Re:You don't understand by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      Man, which company's call center do you work for? I want to make sure I never do business with them.

      You won't be doing business with much of anybody then. You'll cut off your nose to spite your face. I'll quote the song Cracker: "Get off this, get on with it, if you want to change the world, shut your mouth and start to spin it." You want to change the customer care landscape, get involved and change it then. Until you do that, I dismiss your rhetoric as comments from the peanut gallery.

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    12. Re:You don't understand by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      So basically fuck the customers we'll do what's CHEAPEST for us.

      Fixed it for you. lol

      That is correct. When you are in business, you have a thing called a BUDGET. You have to spend it wisely in the best way possible. You can't accumulate an infinite amount of debt to make your company meet ridiculous idealist standards. Try running a business some time, you'll get it very quickly. It's easy to sit on the sideline and call business owners stupid when you have no idea how to start one let alone run one.

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    13. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      First of all, no-reply emails are a means to notify a customer of something. They are one-way. They are not meant to be responded to like text message notifications of upcoming appointments or Amazon shipping notifications.

      If something is important enough to trouble someone with a message, surely it's also important enough to follow up if the recipient needs clarification of something or to make some sort of change. If it's not that important, why are you wasting their time with sending an email in the first place?

      And before you get on your high horse about how hard good customer service is, I have worked for a variety of businesses from tiny little startups to literally one of the biggest in the world, and to date I have never worked in one of any size that couldn't manage to deal with customer communications better than that. If you have so many people sending so many unnecessary/unhelpful messages that it's causing you trouble, changing an email address to no-reply@ isn't going to fix whatever serious problem you've really got, it's just going to hide it.

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    14. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut the fuck up, you goddamned dimwit.

      Hugs and kisses,

      -jct

    15. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually for 20%, that would be 6 customers instead of 5. Perhaps math is one of the things you don't understand.

    16. Re:You don't understand by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      If you notify your customers about something then you can rest assured that there are some of them that do not fully understand your notification or will have further questions. So they will mail and/or call you anyway via other means which is also why most service announcements that I have seen also contains a "for further questions send a mail to xxx@xxx.com", so the main question is why the reply address then is a no-reply instead of the xxx@xxx.com so that those people could just reply to the mail sent.

      Which is why I always use our tech support address as the reply address instead of a no-reply when sending out notifications. But then if you happen to be a competitor in my field then please by all means continue with your no-reply practice.

    17. Re:You don't understand by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      And a company the size of Microsoft probably have some e-mail address that goes to their first line of support somewhere in india. So why not use that address instead of the no-reply? It's not like the "Read the manual" questions won't be asked just because you use a no-reply in a notification mail.

    18. Re:You don't understand by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Not really. There are a few exceptions, where I must do business with companies that treat their customers like shit, but the vast majority of the time the companies I do business with treat me with at least a minimum amount of respect, because if they don't I just do business with someone else instead. Over time, that's weeded out most of the bad guys.

      For the most part, there's still plenty of competition that is hungry for additional customers.

    19. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you are in business, you have a thing called a BUDGET.

      Thanks for that I'm sure all of us and all your customers are such moron's we can't understand that companies work to a cost. The whole fucking point is the argument is that the cost is worth it. But then again you just prefer to argue by assertion, waving your superiority complex as absolute evidence that anyone with a different view point must just be stupid.

    20. Re: You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you don't understand how typical (bad) call centersometime measure themselves. They measure time to respond, not time to fix. So the least ways in, with the best way for them to sort incoming questions is best for them.

      That said, the result is sucky csat. If they cared to, they'd measure nps by support, but most I know, don't.

    21. Re:You don't understand by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I openly admit I was never good at math but at least I'm not a coward :P

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    22. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      2. Is your customer base small enough? Hint: if you have e.g. millions of customers, no-reply is a must.

      Gafaww!!!! If you have millions of customers you can afford a bigger call center.

      Or, to be less snarky about it, your product should be priced accordingly to provide good service no matter the size of your customer base. If not, then you're being a vendor that does not care about it's customers. Most cases of vendors not caring about their customers don't turn out that well in the long-run.

    23. Re:You don't understand by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      This is what I say about using good quality components (like capacitors) in products. Sadly, most people will buy a TV for $499.99 instead of a TV for $504.99 even if the more expensive TV had high quality capacitors or the company offered better tech support.

      I personally would buy the more reliable option, especially if the prices were so close, but a lot of people just see the price and not care about anything else other than the primary feature (it would be size for a TV, no matter the picture or sound quality etc).

    24. Re:You don't understand by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Take off your rose colored glasses for minute. First of all, no-reply emails are a means to notify a customer of something. They are one-way.

      I am writing to "notify" you that any business using with this attitude is run by shitty people and deserves to fail. You don't get to dictate what I'm "meant" to do!

      Please direct all responses to no-reply@gofuckyourself.com

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    25. Re:You don't understand by peragrin · · Score: 1

      90% of customer care emails are sent by no-reply email addresses. That is standard practice that all one way emails like tracking or shipment information is sent by no-reply.

      I suggest you look around. The standard is the exact opposite of what you suggested

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    26. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adult Entertainment Division

    27. Re:You don't understand by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      When you are in business, you have a thing called a BUDGET.

      Thanks for that I'm sure all of us and all your customers are such moron's we can't understand that companies work to a cost. The whole fucking point is the argument is that the cost is worth it. But then again you just prefer to argue by assertion, waving your superiority complex as absolute evidence that anyone with a different view point must just be stupid.

      You're arguing with a baseless assertion. Go run a business and show us a balance sheet that proves your assertion. Why don't you include F-Bombs all over it to make it even more professional?

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    28. Re:You don't understand by Holi · · Score: 1

      Small, 50 to 75 employees depending on the time of year. So a small company. We're never going to be a "big" company, the market just won't support it. So we grow where we can. We went from retail/web sales and distribution to producing our own brand. Our products require a little more thought then turning something on. But we'd answer that as well. Think cure times for epoxies and varnishes at specific temperatures and humiditys (how do you pluralize humidity spell check fails both ways I can think of).

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    29. Re:You don't understand by Holi · · Score: 1

      Our call center is a bit different then most, we hire retirees. People who have used the products we sell for a long time, basically the experts after they are done experting.

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    30. Re:You don't understand by Holi · · Score: 1

      1. Are your products expensive enough to ditch/not use no-reply?
      Yes

      2. Is your customer base small enough? Hint: if you have e.g. millions of customers, no-reply is a must.
      Yes, it is a small niche market.

      3. Is your support center large enough to ditch no-reply?
      No, we have a small call center staffed with retirees from the industry

      4. Have you calculated/extrapolated/estimated/thought of how much would it cost to not use no-reply?
      No, it was never a thought. We need customer retention as we are #2 or 3 in a market with limited customer growth. As such we have found other ways to grow

      5. Have you thought about what would happen if would not use no-reply AND still be unable to answer your customers?
      There are times we can not satisfactorily answer our customers questions, sometimes they know more then us.

      6. Do your outbound e-mails contain anything that your customers can reply to? Sending something like "we have a new product called X and you can find it clicking here" generates no relevant replies.
      Sure, we do marketing emails, your reply will go to the sales department. Why would I want to make it more difficult for my customers to get in touch with me? They can click a link, but if they hit reply, the reply-to has an appropriate return address.

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    31. Re:You don't understand by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Congrats, your company doesn't need a no-reply method :)
      That doesn't mean all companies fit the bill you do.

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  4. Don't confuse advertisements with solications by OffTheLip · · Score: 1

    My company doesn't want your opinion on our policies but still want your money. Signed, Anonymous CEO

    1. Re:Don't confuse advertisements with solications by Holi · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is you actually need us, we don't need you. There are 1000's of companies selling the same crap. If customer retention means so little to you then I gues I won't be seeing you around.

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    2. Re:Don't confuse advertisements with solications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is you actually need us, we don't need you. There are 1000's of companies selling the same crap. If customer retention means so little to you then I gues I won't be seeing you around.

      Funny thing is, there are millions of consumers out there, and often getting new ones is cheaper than retention.

    3. Re:Don't confuse advertisements with solications by green1 · · Score: 1

      depends on the industry. Try to get a company to care about their customers when they have a near monopoly.

    4. Re:Don't confuse advertisements with solications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diminishing gains there once your company gets a couple hundred yelp reviews.

    5. Re:Don't confuse advertisements with solications by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      getting new ones is cheaper than retention

      It's quite hard to think of a business scenario when this is likely to be true, unless either you really do offer a product or service that is only useful once or your product or service is so bad that you don't expect most people you've duped into paying for it once to ever come back.

      In most other contexts, it's one of the almost immutable laws of business that attracting new customers costs more than looking after your existing ones. Whether your business's processes and metrics and incentive schemes recognise that is a different question entirely, of course.

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    6. Re: Don't confuse advertisements with solications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a marketing term for cost of customer acquisition. It's called CAC. And most of the time, it's easier to keep.

      https://medium.com/@iffy/lets-kill-no-reply-d451c80ba8be

  5. Thank you for your reply... by davidwr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear customer:

    Thank you for your reply.

    We value your input.

    This is an automated reply to let you know that your email is 276,709th in line to be answered, and we will get to it as soon as possible.

    Your estimated wait time is, well, you don't want to know. You really, really, do not want to know.

    Sincerely,

    Marvin, your robotic email automated response robot.

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    1. Re:Thank you for your reply... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear customer:

      Thank you for your reply. Based on the terms in your email "FUCK" "BATTERY" "PIECE OF SHIT" "REFUND", I recommend reading the following support article, attached below. If this article does not answer your question, please reply and a different support article will be forwarded to you.

  6. As an e-mail-receiver... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... I can very much agree with this. HOWEVER, I *also* am painfully aware of how incredibly stupid and annoying people are. Allowing them to send replies to all sorts of automated e-mails would be a nightmare. After all, this isn't 1991, with only reasonably intelligent Internet users... which should also be painfully obvious.

    1. Re:As an e-mail-receiver... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      HOWEVER, I *also* am painfully aware of how incredibly stupid and annoying people are. Allowing them to send replies to all sorts of automated e-mails would be a nightmare.

      People say this a lot, but somehow I struggle to believe it.

      At least for my own businesses, where I have been able to see every communication we ever had with customers, the longer or more unusual messages we get are far more often positive/useful things than negative/unhelpful ones.

      For the rest, yes, most of them are routine things where someone just hasn't figured out how to do something for themselves. However, almost all of those are dispatched quickly with standard replies to FAQs. A significant proportion of those people then send a nice message to say thanks and confirm they're OK now, so if nothing else, bothering to send a quick and helpful reply built us a bit of positive reputation.

      We do also see the odd person who just doesn't get it and causes far more trouble than they are worth, but they're a tiny fraction of our overall communication. I can't help wondering where everyone else keeps finding all these terrible customers that are such a nightmare to deal with. Is the real problem the customers, or the way the customers have been treated up to the point when they want to get in touch?

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    2. Re:As an e-mail-receiver... by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      A million times this.

      It's been my experience, both in business and in personal life, the people tend to match your expectations of them.

      If you expect people to be idiots, you'll treat them like idiots, and only idiots will talk to you. If you treat people with decency and reasonableness, they will tend to be decent and reasonable in return.

    3. Re:As an e-mail-receiver... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you sell quality products that are more expensive than the competition. Time and time again it has been shown that the cheap end of the market is polluted with difficult people.

  7. Re:No-reply@ is a valid address here by green1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe, just maybe, you should consider using a different address then? It seems you really do accept replies, so why send from no-reply? You're discouraging your nice and polite users, while not discouraging the idiots. Seems somewhat the opposite of what you should want.

  8. What's the fuss here? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

    No replay email addresses are for automated notifications. If you really, really, really want to contact someone, check out the contact page on the website. You might find an email address, a contact form or maybe phone number.

    1. Re:What's the fuss here? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      How about the companies use the Reply-To header to direct replies to automated notifications to the correct place to handle them?

    2. Re:What's the fuss here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There really is no reason a reply-to address that sends automatic notifications could not be redirected to a contact e-mail address. There just isn't. There's no excuse other than apathy or laziness (or both).

    3. Re:What's the fuss here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really, really, really want to contact someone, check out the contact page on the website. You might find an email address, a contact form or maybe phone number.

      You're pre-supposing that there exists a contact page on the website. Many companies that I've considered purchasing from have never gained my custom because they refuse to provide contact information on the website. I may not need to contact you now, but before doing business with you, one of the first things I do is check where you are and whether you offer any means of contacting you.

    4. Re:What's the fuss here? by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I guess they all have one thing in common: they're small enough (customer base-wide) to afford it.

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    5. Re:What's the fuss here? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You're pre-supposing that there exists a contact page on the website.

      Worse case scenario is you could check the WHOIS contact info that is supposed to be kept up-to-date for maintaining the domain. When a Slashdot troll posted dick pics with my contact info on Russian websites, I used the WHOIS contact info for the few websites that didn't have an email address or contact form. Most of the time I got a response that the dick pic was removed. The non-responses included bounced emails because mailbox is full or no response at all.

    6. Re:What's the fuss here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you so obsessed with dick, creamy creamer? Does your dick swell up when you look at dick pics? Are you a closeted homophobic homosexual?

    7. Re:What's the fuss here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there are some reasons. One could be a technical limitation of the software being used to send the email. Another is the company absolutely does not want any responses because most responses will contain information that cannot legally be sent over unencrypted or indirect channels. This most commonly happens when an automated message is sent to a customer requesting the customer to login to web site to read messages and supply additional information. Periodically, someone will reply to the email with attachments containing personally identifiable information.

    8. Re:What's the fuss here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he's never seen a vagina, so what else can he focus on? He likes the ladyboys, and from what I've seen, there are some very interesting trannies out there who would have no problem popping creimer's cherries, front and back!

    9. Re:What's the fuss here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HOW DARE YOU LOOK UP PUBLICLY ACCESSIBLE INFORMATION! Huh creimycreim? Care to explain why it's OK when you do it?

    10. Re:What's the fuss here? by ls671 · · Score: 1

      How did they get the pictures of your dick?

      Did they hack into your phone or something?

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    11. Re:What's the fuss here? by ls671 · · Score: 1

      No replay email addresses are for automated notifications.

      I am sorry, but no. No replay email addresses are the ones you only want to play with once.

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    12. Re:What's the fuss here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'd have to hack in to his electron microscope actually. I didn't know they could fit one in a 475 sq. ft. studio.

    13. Re:What's the fuss here? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Fucking DRM is a whole 'nother problem!

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  9. Oh, thank goodness! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I saw the title and worried this was going to be about eating babies.

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  10. Dear anonymous blogger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go run a company or actually just work for one, there is a reason companies do this for certain communications. If you look in those emails 99%+ of the time, there is contact information.

    Since you've very obviously never worked in any large company or for anyone of that matter who uses email, you'll know that people hit reply and say "thanks" or some other pointless and useless response a lot. Those "no-reply" emails, if they were not just dead ends would be getting 100s or 1000s of replies to every email blast that happened with a very tiny percentage of legitimate questions.

    The "no-reply" address will never go away as long as email exists.

    1. Re:Dear anonymous blogger by JohnFen · · Score: 2

      I run a business and have worked for large corporations, so let me run my mouth about this, too. TFA is not wrong -- there is literally no reason for no-reply emails.

      you'll know that people hit reply and say "thanks" or some other pointless and useless response a lot.

      True, but that's why the reply goes to a mail filtering system. Those "thanks" emails and such never need to take up a human's time.

      The "no-reply" address will never go away as long as email exists.

      This is probably correct. But the point is that companies that do this are sending the message "go away, you suck". If that's what they are intending to say, then no problem. But if they want to enhance customer retention, they may wish to take a different approach.

    2. Re:Dear anonymous blogger by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      To be honest I have actually never ever received a "thanks" email as a reply to any notification that I have sent out so I'm questioning the validity of ACs claim that this actually happens, and if so that it happens in enough scale to justify a no-reply return address.

    3. Re:Dear anonymous blogger by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I've never received literal "thank you" emails in response to notifications (unless the notice was to a specific person about an issue they specifically wanted to know about), but I have received general acknowledgement responses.

      I suspect the bigger issue, though, is that the companies probably have a a large number of dead email addresses in their distribution list, and probably see a whole lot of bounces with every mailing. However, those are trivially easy to filter out, so shouldn't affect a thing (and if the company were really smart, they'd use those bounces to trim their database a bit).

  11. Dear Submittard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an idiot. Go away.

  12. Re: You're nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes and there are far more appropriate places to discuss this. Don't just blast out your opinions anywhere you can.

  13. Re:You're nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yeah, we need a reply test bot - if it doesn't get through, neither does the email.

  14. Reply to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "No-Reply" emails are 99.9% robots that send you a "personalized" preset.
    The ones where an actual person has sent you an email, you can reply to without going through the ordeal of going to their website and finding the "contact us" page.
    You don't get to reply to a robot, you really think companies have infinite resources for them to allocate dozens of customer reps to handle replies from idiots who don't understand something in an email?

  15. âSreply by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    What is this "âSreply" technology? Is it like "AI"? I need to invest in this!

    1. Re:âSreply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aSSreply.

  16. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of those addresses are manned. Seriously. Just because a company doesn't WANT you to reply, doesn't mean they aren't prepared for it.

  17. The problem by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

    Assuming someone is being paid to read all of your pointless questions.
    Trust me, there's going to be a fuck load of pointless questions...

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  18. Not about the email, its about the reply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most companies I email, i get a useless form letter response several days later. Or they respond with their phone number and tell me to call. If they want it to be useful, have someone who can actually read your question and respond as a human, with real information.

    1. Re:Not about the email, its about the reply. by green1 · · Score: 1

      The other problem is that first level contact centres, although staffed with humans, are completely incapable of even reading your message, let alone providing a relevant reply. If you ask something that isn't in their script (and really, their script only includes things an absolute moron would ask) they'll just send you back a generic "reboot and try again" type of email which does you absolutely no good and just proves they didn't read the email where you specifically state that you already tried the exact steps they are now asking you to try.

    2. Re:Not about the email, its about the reply. by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Are you ready to buy a more expensive product for that functionality?

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  19. AC, you must be new to the Internets by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    There's a reason they don't do that anymore: they're tired of being spammed into oblivion by spambots just because they have an accessible email address.

  20. Thanks, we'll get back to you on that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks, we'll get back to you on that, right after we finish answer every other customer contact on the phone and webchat.

    Interpretation - that'll be never. The only reason why phone and webchat requests slowdown is because people don't want to wait and have something else to do, or because the business hours end.

  21. Out of Office Replies by ironicsky · · Score: 1

    The problem with a mailbox for actual replies from email marketing emails is those damn out of office replies.

    Someone has to sift through hundreds, or thousands every send to find the actual messages.

    Yes, mail rules can be setup to filter OOO emails from outlook, because all emails have a predictable subject line. Gmail for Business, on the other hand does not and let's the user set their own out of office subject line.

  22. Re: No-reply@ is a valid address here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The objective is to discourage ALL inbound emails.

    Email: customer writes an ACTUAL ESSAY about whatever fucking insane hallucination is bothering them today, but someone has to read it all because if a single paragraph is actually relevant, they need to jump on it.

    Phone: the call handler can ask closed questions to get to the crux of the matter quickly.

    Source: experience

  23. There’s more than one reason for a no reply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are lots of automated report systems. My company does one and we use no-reply because the reports are something you set up. If you have a problem with them we want you to go through customer support where the call can be tracked and followed up on instead of just a blind email to a pile in a folder that you hope someone will get to someday.

  24. Re: Jews did 9/11 by presidenteloco · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, the comment got modded down because it's mind-suckingly vacuous, offensive, and off-topic.

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  25. Never going to happen by jdeitch · · Score: 2

    Requires companies to EXPAND their workforce to have people to reply to the emails ... and the whole point of automated emails is so they can cut staff.

    The two efforts are polar opposites.

  26. Actually, no-reply is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No reply is actually a good policy. Why? Because if the e-mail is spoofed, people could get phished. The problem is that companies don't take no-reply far enough. They put URLs in the e-mail, defeating the security inherent in the no-reply.

    If it became widely understood that reply and URLs in e-mails from companies are illegitimate, we could stop a lot of phishing.

    1. Re:Actually, no-reply is good by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      This is a really good point.

      It's also a very difficult problem. How can you tell people how to get in touch with you if you can't say so in the email?

  27. Re:Jews did 9/11 by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Buddy, Jews attacking New York would make as much sense as you attacking your own mosque.

  28. Re:Jews did 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stay tuned!

    I can't figure out how to stay tuned. Please help. I've adjusted my tinfoil hat every way possible and this still makes no sense. I've tried regular tinfoil. I tried heavy-duty tinfoil. I tried aluminized mylar film and I even tried that film from my eclipse glasses. Where did you get your tinfoil hat?

  29. Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This needs to be legal legislation; no "no reply" emails. If you send me shit, I want to reply to an actual human, not a fucking blackhole inbox.

  30. Did slashdot become a blog post aggregator, now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An anonymous reader shares a blogpost:

    And an empty-brained editor decided, for some reason, that everyone needs to know about it.

  31. Sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By all means, have an email conversation with the office scanner.

  32. Re: You're nobody. by skoskav · · Score: 0

    I think the world is large enough to fit discussions on both 9/11 conspiracy theories and e-mail netiquette.

    Today my coworker configured a no-reply@ account, though I failed him in the code review for using a mail template with an XHTML doctype and HTML5 syntax. First thing Monday I'll also check whether we're leaving a reasonable way of getting in touch with the company.

  33. re: re: re: re: Modest Proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you for your message. I will be on vacation from October 3-7. If you need immediate assistance, call 867-5309

    Thank you for your reply. Your email is very important to us. We will respond as soon as possible.

    Thank you for your message. I will be on vacation from October 3-7. If you need immediate assistance, call 867-5309

    Thank you for your reply. Your email is very important to us. We will respond as soon as possible.

    Thank you for your message. I will be on vacation from October 3-7. If you need immediate assistance, call 867-5309

    Thank you for your reply. Your email is very important to us. We will respond as soon as possible.

  34. Re:No-reply@ is a valid address here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the people running the business side of things are BARELY smarter than the customers. Seriously. The way they use email around here is just absurd.

  35. Re: Jews did 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just fuck off already. You're an asshole, you're an idiot, and you're just plain wrong about every stupid thing you believe. Do you ever stay up late at night wondering whether anyone likes you? They don't. Because you're a stupid prick who makes the world worse, just by being here.

  36. Re: No-reply@ is a valid address here by green1 · · Score: 1

    Then don't reply to the "no-reply" emails!

    As I said, you're currently discouraging your polite and intelligent users, while not discouraging the idiots. Why would anyone want to purposely select to only provide support to the idiots?

  37. Re: Jews did 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody buys your astroturf bullshit, dummy. Unlike you, we aren't gullible dipshits. Just fuck right off out of here.

  38. Re: Jews did 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you really believe that your ignorant, racist rant is "truthful", then log in and post it under your name, you fucking pussy.

  39. Re:You're nobody. by Junta · · Score: 2

    So there's a class of companies in that category...

    There is another class of company that uses 'no-reply' because they are fixated on a particular engagement model that forces issues into tracket tickets and set of tools to manage them that doesn't know how to deal with email. They don't trust the user to keep an email thread intact to allow someone to follow the history, or they don't have software they trust to translate email thread to a ticketing system.

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  40. Who will sort the emails? by pdfsmail · · Score: 1

    So I assume you expect companies to hire another person to sort through all the emails and direct them to the correct department... if any?
    Part of the reason companies have set emails is organization. They don't want tech questions coming to the finance department. No marketing vendors emailing the ops team and so on. When customers receive a general email like that it gets abused with random questions, often completely unrelated to the email that waste a lot of time that could be used for actual customer service.

    1. Re:Who will sort the emails? by tepples · · Score: 1

      They don't want tech questions coming to the finance department. No marketing vendors emailing the ops team and so on.

      That's why the inbound mail processor trusts the keywords in the body more than the address when routing a message sent to a role account.

  41. Re: No-reply@ is a valid address here by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    And thus was born the automated phone menu, and the anguished cries of a billion souls who did know exactly what they needed to say and could have said it at least three times before they even got to speak to a real person.

    Mind you, I bought something from Dell over the phone the other day, and I felt like I spent most of the call debugging the scripts their people were clearly reading from, so maybe it's not the automated aspect that is really the problem here...

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  42. Re:You're nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? Are you kidding? This is just an attempt by MySpace to drive traffic away from Facebook.

  43. Re: No-reply@ is a valid address here by skoskav · · Score: 2

    Why would anyone want to purposely select to only provide support to the idiots?

    Maybe they're in the lottery or alternative medicine business?

  44. Corresponding costs money by Quatermass · · Score: 1

    Did someone let reality escape?

    Companies don't really want to reply to customers unless that customer is performing a public review or statement. The Internet makes it far too easy to reply to a company for no real reason. (Oh my parcel arrived 10 minutes late or the packaging is dented). Sure, we'd like perfection. But we ain't going to get it.

    We need a system rather like the eBay score system on a company that allows us to report a cockup by email. Then let them respond. It would have to be secure with people vouching for each other as genuine. It's the only way to make them listen. Make it a part of the Review process?

    Companies only listen to high status reviewers on Twitter, YouTube or Facebook during their brief product launch. So let's hear about companies that don't want to talk to customers in the Review? We can make it better.

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  45. Terrible idea by ilsaloving · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lets enumerate all the problems with this, shall we?
    -spam
    -customers who reply with inappropriate things, like requests for support on a sales announcement, or other nonsense
    -Out of Office replies
    -SPAM
    -Probably plenty of issues that didn't immediately pop into my head.
    -unsubscribe requests

    You then have to hire additional staff just to sift through the quagmire of emails to discard or route the emails to more appropriate destinations.

    The convenience to the customer is minor. The burden on an organization to deal with such a system would be massive, possibly insurmountable.

    1. Re:Terrible idea by edtice1559 · · Score: 2

      From a customer perspective, what is wrong with asking for support in response to a sales email? If you want me to buy something and I need support on what I already have, seems that the path to a sale is to help me. Using a sales channel for support is what customers are going to do one way or another unless your support is gold standard.

    2. Re:Terrible idea by bazorg · · Score: 1

      One important issue that did not pop into your head immediately was that an email ping pong match with 10 incomplete single line answers from the customer takes much longer than what is reasonable to spend in a busy b2c environment.
      If people aren't willing to spend the time in a phone queue, the customer service may equally not want to have their people tied up with a single customer query. Lengthy dialog will only be possible with chat bots doing the interaction.

    3. Re:Terrible idea by gravewax · · Score: 1

      Quite often the Sales and support are two separate divisions of the company, hell they can often be separate companies or even a 3rd party reseller that doesn't do the support. All accepting the email would do would ensure the response takes many times longer than had the customer found the right channel to use.

    4. Re:Terrible idea by tepples · · Score: 1

      customers who reply with inappropriate things, like requests for support on a sales announcement, or other nonsense

      Replies to an announcement should go to the keyword filter. If it looks like support, send it to support.

    5. Re:Terrible idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then make that "right channel" easily found. Don't have a contact us page with no link to a problem resolver or I will certainly call a sales person and get directed to someone who can answer my problem. I do this with frequency and almost 100% of the time it's successful in getting me in touch with resolution. This is with people. How can it be that much harder scanning and directing emails?

    6. Re:Terrible idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So instead of having the company sort out a solution to this problem at their end you'd recommend pushing it off to each individual customer. I'm pretty sure that's what the original complaint is about -- companies willfully ignoring the burden they are shifting to customers.

    7. Re:Terrible idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The burden on the company is exactly the same size as the burden on their collective customers, it's just a matter of who bears it -- those unsubscribe requests, replies for unrelated issues, and spam are all things that customers have to deal with individually.

      If you don't think email adds value to your communication practices, feel free to avoid it. But don't stand here telling me that email is too much of a hassle for a big company to deal with while that same company wants to use email -- regardless of its flaws and burdens -- when communicating in the other direction.

    8. Re:Terrible idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keyword filters are like 1980s technology. Use a neural network instead to determine the customer's intent. You know, like a competent IT person.

    9. Re:Terrible idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reality is sales and marketing are fucking clueless when it comes to sorting out problems, expecting them to somehow magically route your unrelated questions to the right place is moronic. It simply won't happen and if they tried to do it you would be in a worse mess than you were before hand.

    10. Re:Terrible idea by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      This would only be the case if sales is terribly unmotivated and/or incompetent. Normally when there is a customer issue, sales is the part of the company that has the most motivation to get it resolved. To the rest of the company, a customer issue is a cost center. Sales sees the carrot (future sale if this gets resolved) and hustles for a resolution even if they have to call the support number and wait on hold themselves.

  46. Re:You're nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Companies that WANT your questions will allow it. The ones that use no-reply are the ones that don't want to hear from you to begin with.

    Amazon lost my order. It was their delivery system that just lost it. They sent me an email asking me to contact them. The email was "no-reply". It was actually a bit of work to figure out how to correctly contact them, as none of the required options matched my situation. In the end, they refunded my order. But the please contacts us, but don't reply was silly. I'm not sure why a human had to be involved at all.

  47. Re: Jews did 9/11 by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    For once I do believe the 2 ACs are different persons!

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  48. Do you want to pay for it? by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    that's the unasked question about customer service. People will _always_ say yes. But when it's time to vote with their wallet more often than not it's really 'no'. There's a balance to be struck there. I think it was Sprint (mighta been Verizon) that once got a list of their top problem customers, the ones that called in almost daily, fought every little thing and in fact cost the company money, and asked them all to find a new carrier since it obviously wasn't working out between them. There are just times when you have to do that. Tough love, so to speak.

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    1. Re:Do you want to pay for it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So having a @no-reply saves (or makes) a company money. However, they have no problem wasting your time by sending dozens of spam mails everyday. Hmmm... the hypocrisy.

  49. Re: No-reply@ is a valid address here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please hire me at your company that can afford to prefer polite customers.

  50. Re:You're nobody. by F.Ultra · · Score: 2

    Most companies probably fit your category. I see many "noreply@company.com" as the return address from service announcements from companies that we have an established relationship with (otherwise we would never get their service announcements in the first place).

    Then there are the other kind that is practically worse, I'm the recipient on several mail delivery lists for mutual funds (yes ever changing excel sheets sent via mail are the #1 distribution method of mutual fund companies...) and it seams that it's standard there to have these delivery lists be open so as soon as some other (of the thousands of connected companies) writes a reply in order to question the distributor it's bounced to all the members, at which point some one else replies with "please don't send this to me" which bounces yet another round, and so it goes.

  51. They could let you reply to their emails by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    but nobody would read them.

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  52. There are reasons for no-reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should be obvious to the author there are automated notification-only emails which have no-reply. One reason why so many companies refuse to offer a general email address is because end users will naturally use it when they encounter a problem with the product or service.

    Ideally, we could use email to communicate about our problems, but even technology aware people and most Slashdot readers have no idea how to write a complaint (i.e., bug report). The general population is even worse. The content of messages to a general email address will take the form of: "It doesn't work." No model information or software version/platform, no explanation of what was attempted, no when or where, or anything helpful at all. This wastes time on both sides. So, we end up with web contact forms that typically try to pry some information out of the end user that would be helpful to resolve the problem.

  53. Re:Jews did 9/11 by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    Buddy, Jews attacking New York would make as much sense as you attacking your own mosque.

    Or NAMBLA attacking Marlin Brando films.

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  54. This is a symptom of a broader problem. by trogdor_linux · · Score: 2

    The people running big companies, especially big near-monopolies, think that they get to unilaterally define the terms of all communication. They want the customer to think long and hard before they dare to ask for something to be made right. This is done by making it as painful as possible to talk to a representative and if you are lucky enough to actually get to speak to a person it will likely be someone with no authority to resolve a problem and who will just hide behind the excuse that the "their system" won't allow them to do what needs to be done.

    The no-reply thing even happens with snail mail. I once received an erroneous medical bill which I sent back with a letter explaining why the bill was in error. The payment processing center decided that they could not be bothered with two-way communication and simply reported me to collections.

    1. Re:This is a symptom of a broader problem. by Arzaboa · · Score: 2

      You're right.

      It amazes me (well, maybe it shouldn't) as I look through these posts, that these are the same folks that work at these companies who are calling everyone else an 'idiot', but are then the same 'idiots' that have 'dumb ' questions, they may need an answer to, and wonder why they can't reach someone. Its pretty easy to say all questions are dumb when one is an expert on a subject.

      I feel like a huge portion of time goes to simply managing the relationships with the large companies. It takes weeks of time, in hours, a year on the phone with every department imaginable to try to sort out even paper mistakes. At some point, this turns the management of all of these tools into a huge amount of work.

      Companies seem to be hiding behind the internet now. 20 years ago, they still were answering the phones in most cases. I do remember when it wasn't considered a bad thing to tell a customer to read the manual, spend 10 seconds pointing them to the page and everyone being happy. Seems like companies doing this, and the rise of being able to alert the world to how unhappy one was with a product have moved simultaneously.

  55. Re: No-reply@ is a valid address here by green1 · · Score: 1

    You're missing the point. this company is choosing to actively reward the idiots vs the polite customers. They ARE choosing to limit their customer base to exclude polite people.
    I'm suggesting that they'd be better off choosing to do business with both, rather than only with the idiots.

    I'm not suggesting that you can afford to work only with good customers, but when you have some, why discourage them in favour of the idiots?

  56. Modest Proposal ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

    I wonder if the submmiter and editors are aware that a title like this usually implies a reference to Jonathan Swift's satirical essay, A Modest Proposal ? Because, despite we customers being food for companies, I'm failing to see a connection of TFS or TFA to the essay (synopsis below):

    Swift suggests that the impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling their children as food for rich gentlemen and ladies.

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  57. Re: No-reply@ is a valid address here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right, the automation itself isn't to blame, the cause is a whole number of factors:

    - Shareholders gotta make that dollar
    - Managers gotta slack off
    - Prices gotta be low
    - Employees gotta eat ... and you try to cram a good customer journey in somewhere in between.

    As an example, I'm implementing a bunch of new email templates right now. The company we paid to produce them handed them over months ago it seems, and it's clear that nobody that will be using them has even been able to proof read them yet.

    If it sounds like my role is weird, well it is: I'm the only coder on payroll, and my job-title is customer services. This is a major national retailer.

    I never said it was a good idea, after all we're only human.

  58. Hobson's choice by tepples · · Score: 2

    You have the choice not to do business with those companies.

    Technically correct, but it ends up being a Hobson's choice. Some businesses are monopolies, such as the power company, the water company, the natural gas company, and in many cases the wired Internet company. Good luck doing without those, especially if you are a landlord who is required by law to offer these utilities to tenants.

    This is a non-story

    The remainder of your comment relies on relative privation.

    1. Re:Hobson's choice by rogoshen1 · · Score: 2

      Simple choice then, when you sign up give THEM a noreply@somedomain.com address. Win/win.

    2. Re:Hobson's choice by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Simple choice then, when you sign up give THEM a noreply@somedomain.com address. Win/win.

      Then they shut off your power/water/gas because you didn't see your bill.
      You can't win a pissing contest with a monopoly.

  59. Re:You're nobody. by thereitis · · Score: 1

    Think about it - if you were running a very large company, would you rather: a) have a catch-all email that runs the gamut of issues, feedback, etc. b) have a way to submit categorized feedback via web forms? I'd much rather have the latter. It can be easily routed to the proper department by issue type, enforce that certain fields are filled in, etc. My suggestion is make sure an email contains clear links on how to provide feedback, not necessarily allow direct replies.

  60. Re: Jews did 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't feed the trolls.

  61. What's your email? by theendlessnow · · Score: 1

    Post your email here so we may properly reply to you.

    1. Re:What's your email? by joemck · · Score: 1

      Remember to post the password too so we can ensure correct delivery of our reply.

  62. I'd be happy by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    I'd be happy if they just responded to their damn mail in the first place. There's a large percentage of places that I've used the form to contact the company or the email address that I've found on their site to get in touch with someone from a company asking about a product that I want to buy or use and I never hear back from them. It's at least 50%. Why do these companies bother with the forms or email addresses if they don't answer messages?

    For example, I wanted to know where my property line was so I contacted four surveying companies via their websites. Only one got back to me. This was for a fence that I'm going to build. No manufacturers responded to my questions because I wanted to do it myself and I asked them for copies of instructions as their sites didn't have it. I'm doing it myself because the fencing companies are terrible in my area. About half don't respond to email. The only company that I liked when they came by for a quote never emailed the quote even when I followed up for it. The other companies spent their time putting down the competition and telling me how they didn't like my yard.

    I've sent messages off to ask about replacement parts or to ask about information that isn't on websites all without hearing back from companies. These are all things that can easily be handled by email and are cheaper for the company to do that way rather than have me call up. Yet by not responding they force me to call, in the case of getting a replacement part, or take my business elsewhere.

    1. Re:I'd be happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want instructions to build a fence yourself because you don't want to pay someone else to do it. Sounds to me like you're a high maintenance, low profit customer. Please take your business to one of my competitors.

  63. Poor assumption by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    You're assuming that companies want to talk to their customers. They don't. The best customer is the one who pays the bill and makes no noise.

    By making it increasingly difficult to contact companies for any kind of support or assistance, they've muted their customers. Why would they want to undo this?

    Are you under the illusion that companies actually care?

    1. Re:Poor assumption by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

      Just an addendum:

      We're talking about companies that turn over employees fast, pay rock bottom wages and even go as far as to bring in foreign workers so they can pay even less. They don't give a flying f about their employees, you really think they want anything other that their customer's money?

  64. Another perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you were running a very large company would you rather: a) have a catch-all phone number that runs the gamut of issues, feedback, etc. b) have an automated phone tree to categorizes feedback and may resolve customer issues more quickly?"

    If you're on the autism spectrum the answer seems obvious, yet choice b is so universally despised that it has a well-known name ('phone tree hell', if you've been living under a rock) and several businesses have been spawned for the sole purpose of helping customers defeat it. GetHuman, Bringo, Fonolo, etc.

    1. Re: Another perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. Until you get the phone system that doesn't have "all other requests" or " talk to a live person" - and your request isn't coveted in the options ... so yeah - 0000000 until you get a person. Or just 1111 and then ask that person to transfer you.

      You're a cunt, btw.

    2. Re:Another perspective by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you've never met the particular flavor of phone tree hell that is the USPS's service number. It hangs up on you, no explanation, no nothing, on certain of the routes, not even a "Go visit your local post office." You just select an option and, with no particular rhyme or reason other than certain options being pretty consistent in doing this, it'll just hang up on you. While I've repeatedly managed to stumble across how to reach a human? About the only advice I can give on how to pull that off is that screaming HUMAN at the phone tree is going to be necessary, but it also is not reliably. No particular observed pattern here.

      Oh, and it appears that sometimes the entire call center will just shut down for the night, not bothering to do things like make sure nobody's still on hold or turn off hold with a "Awww, you've been waiting for a human for hours? Well, you're not getting one tonight!" notice, leaving you just sitting and being reassured by the on-hold recording that they'll get to your call. Eventually.

      The worst part is that, really, as far as I can tell, the sole reason you would need to call the number instead of doing it online is because you need a human...

  65. Lmao!!! ZIFN4B has a shitty job!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lmao!!! ZIFN4B has a shitty job!!!

    Let's all point at him and laugh. Seriously the "constraints" you're talking about is really just someone in your company fucking you and your customers. You should punish them and show a little self respect by working to get a better job.

    You should also talk down to your boss in a condescending way during your exit interview and then when he talks about maybe you will need his reference or maybe you will want to come back one day..... laugh until you cry when you explain that he has a shitty job... tell him to have a little self respect and quit like I'm telling you now.

  66. since u might ask stupid questions like comment ^^ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since u might ask stupid questions like comment ^^

    Now imagine a company getting a few hundred stupid questions like yours routed people not trained to answer it.

    Are you the kind of guy who thinks a greeter at Walmart knows how to fix a TV?

  67. RE: Staffed by rejects. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a MASSIVE company and we deal with tons of useless shit "logic and filters" are fine but maybe setting them up is beyond your staff of MCSEs

  68. Re: You're nobody. by corychristison · · Score: 2

    No-reply has its purpose. The problem is it's been abused.

    The original intention is for user-initiated notifications like password resets, or other automated notifications from sources other than newsletters.

    Unfortunately some (most) places forgot what the purpose of no-reply was.

    Also, the email landscape has changed slightly over the years. Transactional email services (like Sendgrid, Mailgun, etc) have changed the way we send emails.

    Since sending transactional emails is usually decoupled from the primary email service, it makes it difficult to reply to an outgoing only address. In most cases you can set a Reply-to address, but for some reason businesses are not setting it.

  69. Re:You're nobody. by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 0

    I think you are on the money there, at least in part, but there are other reasons too. The amount of spam, phishing and virus laden junkmail directed at companies is already pretty significant. The online forms that integrate a captcha and require some information prevent spammers from having yet another easy avenue of streaming garbage or worse into your business.

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  70. Not that modest a request... by bschorr · · Score: 1

    The problem is that if you respond to their email there is an assumption that you want somebody to read your response...and respond to your response. That can get expensive in a hurry for the company who may get thousands of support emails a day.

    A lot of effort (and $) goes into trying to deflect support calls with automated attendants, FAQs, user support communities, chatbots and even old-fashioned support articles or <gasp> better design. But of course some support calls (and emails) still happen.

    If you allow customers to respond to support emails a lot of them will. And now you have a support agent spending more time reading and responding to each of those messages. Support costs up. Profits down. More satisfied customers? Maybe yes, maybe no.

    Unfortunately these days making the shareholders happy seems to be more important than making the staff or the customers happy. Shareholders want more profits and that means lower costs and that means not paying add'l support agents to sit there answering long email threads.

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  71. Hello? by easyTree · · Score: 1

    Sending emails === Potential for additional sales
    Receiving emails === Guarantee of additional costs

  72. Say "Turn to page 2" by tepples · · Score: 2

    Like hi I just bought X how do I turn it on?

    Write something to the effect "Instructions to turn on your device are on page 2 of the Setup Guide." and give a link to the HTML version of the guide.

    Small businesses often thrive because they have the flexibility to provide personalized support to their clients.

    Then why not structure a large business as a collection of small businesses?

  73. It's the ratio by tepples · · Score: 1

    Is your customer base small enough? Hint: if you have e.g. millions of customers, no-reply is a must.

    It's not the absolute size as much as the ratio of tier 1 support personnel per customer.

  74. Re:You're nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just set your email server to reject any email from no-reply@

  75. Re:You're nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This. If we wanted you to reply, we wouldn't put "no-reply". Now buy my crap and freak off.

  76. If you handle 10^6 messages per week by tepples · · Score: 1

    This is an automated reply to let you know that your email is 276,709th in line to be answered, and we will get to it as soon as possible.

    By itself, this appears a step in the right direction. If I know your company's small army of support staff answered, say, half a million messages last week, I know to expect information on which I can act in three business days.

    But then Marvin blows it with this refusal to provide any sort of scale for how quickly the queue moves:

    Your estimated wait time is, well, you don't want to know. You really, really, do not want to know.

  77. Re: No-reply@ is a valid address here by easyTree · · Score: 1

    our customers are too stupid to reply to the topic-specific email addresses listed in the emails we send out.

    What's the name of your company? Maybe if we publicize the problem from your perspective it will be self-correcting...

  78. Don't send more than one vacation reply per week by tepples · · Score: 1

    Why is this vacation auto-reply not rate-limited to one mail per (sender, recipient) address pair per week?

  79. My reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you refrain from sending me emails ever again?

  80. Re:You're nobody. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    This and:

    Dear modest consumer:

    You don't have a fucking clue regarding our business model, strategy, or tactic.

    If you did, you'd be sending DoNotReply shit to us.

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  81. Re:You're nobody. by Khyber · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No-Reply is awesome, because it lets me send auto-replay e-mail based EULAs regarding how my E-mail is used. Violate it - your ass pays. You still received the contract.

    It's a nice lucrative thing since they're to scared to get their precious usage of EULA nullified. You just sue in Small Claims, they never show up, send the court-ordered payment to their company, get the check a few days later.

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  82. Re: You're nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, seriously. It won't work. Just stop. You've convinced yourself you're about to collect money or set legal precedent. In reality.... No.

  83. Re: Jews did 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the comment got modded down because it's mind-suckingly vacuous, offensive, and off-topic.

    Yet the only reason most people saw it was because YOU replied to it.
    DON'T FEED THE TROLLS.

    If you have mod points, then mod them down.
    Otherwise IGNORE THEM.

    Provoking a response is exactly what they are trying to do.
    Thanks to you, they were successful.

  84. Re:You're nobody. by Junta · · Score: 1

    Software can triage email coming in, and failing that, round robin the email to humans who may not know how to answer, but know their own company well enough to quickly bounce to someone who will.

    Already email analysis is a fact of life (spam and phishing), having customer relationship management as part of that doesn't seem such a stretch.

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  85. Re: You're nobody. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Got news for ya.

    I've filed and won already using this method.

    Come back when you've got good legal experience. I took on Electronic Arts and won. When you can handle huge corporate lawyers, feel free to return to this conversation.

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  86. Re: You're nobody. by Junta · · Score: 1

    It could be argued that even those user initiated notifications warrant a way of replying. For example I got an email notification of a password reset on an account that I did *not* ask for. In this case it was encouraged to reply if this was not the case, while also unable to continue without my assenting.

    Anytime you receive a message toward one human, it just makes sense for that human to be able to reach back and engage with another human because the automated context may not always be what it seems.

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  87. Their own fault by johannesg · · Score: 1

    This wouldn't have been a problem if it hadn't been for companies polluting the email system with endless advertising to begin with. If it had just remained a channel for communication, accepting emails would not have been a problem at all.

  88. Relationship Management by Kreigh · · Score: 1

    If you are sending with No-Reply@ as your FROM address and the delivery fails, how are you going to fix your mailing list when you don't get the delivery failure notice? Do that too many times and your delivery failure rate will go up and most ISPs will decide you are a spammer and cut you off completely. Businesses sending email need valid FROM addresses so they can actively manage their relationship with their customers, which includes making sure email addresses are current and valid, and it is easy for their customers to contact them.

  89. Re:Jews did 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Citation needed. We need to be able to laugh our collective asses off at your sources too, so stop holding out on us.

  90. Re: Jews did 9/11 by Xenx · · Score: 1

    Maybe he just hates himself? I would, if I was him.

  91. Re: No-reply@ is a valid address here by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

    And yet, for every one caller who knows exactly what to say, there are probably 1000 who don't. Different types of calls (for an ISP: calling about a problem with the service, asking about prices and ordering a new service etc) usually are answered by different people (sales vs troubleshooting for example), so it would be best if the company had multiple phone numbers where you can call. However, people will routinely call the wrong number and then bitch that the sales guy cannot tell them to reboot their router. Also, having one number is better, because it is easier to remember. Thus, the automated menu was born, hopefully routing most of the callers to the correct employees. Of course, there will be some who have some weird problem and the none of the menu options are correct, but they can choose a random option and the employee who answers will transfer them. The idea is to make these transfers infrequent.

    Although, I know of one company where no matter which menu option you choose (there are three), you will be routed to the same employee (the company is small, they only have one employee answering phones).

  92. Re:You're nobody. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Nope. Fuck that class of company too, because it's ultimately the same damn thing. Fundamentally, companies are either willing to engage on the customer's terms... or they aren't. And the latter don't deserve anyone's business.

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  93. Re:You're nobody. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Think about it - if you were running a very large company, would you rather: a) have a catch-all email that runs the gamut of issues, feedback, etc. b) have a way to submit categorized feedback via web forms?

    If I were running a very large company, I would want everyone to be forced to just give me their money instead of having to go through the trouble of actually selling something to them in return.

    But I wouldn't be entitled to that -- just like how companies are not entitled to be able to dictate communications terms to their customers, either!

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  94. A little google-fu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will allow you to find the company officers, board members etc. Just try variations on their names. Only last name, firstname.lastname and so on. Yeah it's a bit of a hoop to jump through but if you aim for the top - they will definitely light a fire under someones ass.

  95. It's actually so they CAN serve better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When noreply addresses are used, companies avoid having to filter through thousands of bounced/undelivered messages.

    If you need support, send an email to support. How is this so hard?

  96. Re:You're nobody. by Junta · · Score: 1

    Having had a front row seat to one of those, they are afraid they'll look like ignorant idiots if they try to engage to open ended emails to their company. They are afraid of setting the expectation they could help via email, and then get judged poorly when they fail at trying. They might have an incredibly disparate set of products bearing their name.

    I don't know them personally, but imagine if you emailed 'help@honeywell.com'. Honeywell has everything from little home space heaters to military UAVs to Airport landing systems. Such a company may be concerned that without some requiring some context, that they'll bumble the reply and it will look poorly.

    Of course, a 'nice' thing would be software that analyzes and engages in a 'phone tree' like auto-reply if it can't figure it out. A nicer thing would be a few humans to sort it out.

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  97. yea .. but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the same folks here demanding this
    will also bitch when the company in question raises the prices to cover the costs involved dealing with in the increased workload/process changes so that every reply to an email notice.
    Some things are just that - a notice. no reply necessary.

    of course we won't even get into the whole - there's a phone number - ummmmm. you can call it?

  98. Re: No-reply@ is a valid address here by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    FWIW, I don't so much mind the organisations with a single, short phone menu for the reason you mentioned. It's the ones where you spend several minutes going through several levels of menus, and then at the end they just cut you off (or to add insult to injury, refer you to their web site and then cut you off, when you were calling precisely because their web site was broken, incomplete or incorrect).

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  99. Re: You're nobody. by corychristison · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, if someone tried to reset your password on a service, there is absolutely nothing the site owner can do. I'm not sure how contacting them would resolve the issue.

    I develop websites and management systems for a living. Having a user contact you over someone else trying to reset your password really is a situation that doesn't need an email reply from the user.

    If you do reply, all you're going to get is a shrug and "There's nothing we can do about it. Maybr try changing your username, email address, or password."

    I really fail to see how this type of notification woulf warrant a reply.

  100. Re:You're nobody. by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 2

    Yeah, this is a situation where while it might get sent out by the no-reply address, it should be simple enough to code the bot to have a reply-to address when it's sending out a "Contact us please" notice--I'd think that whom to contact would be one of the blanks in the form letter, really, so not only will the email go to the correct place when you click reply, but it'll be in the body of the email too, possibly with a phone number and hours if calling will be an option.

    It generally isn't difficult to find the general contact information for a business--there's almost always a Contact Us page on their website, and you can find a link either in the header or footer of their home page, if not on every page. It's only particularly difficult to get this info if the company's a fly-by-night affair. (Now, finding the contact info for the people you actually need can be a bit of a trick, but usually you can go with something genetic in the basic area you need and if you guessed wrong they'll probably be able to direct you to where you need to be. I've done this song-and-dance when I had to deal with a company where my problem was I'd very much like to pay them but their site wouldn't let me.)

  101. Re: Jews did 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless... Multiple Personality Disorder.

  102. Re: You're nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, you didn't. You're a compulsive liar and you should seek psychiatric help.

  103. Re: You're nobody. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Uh, yea, the story was even here on Slashdot back in.. 2009 was it?

    So you can go fuck yourself. :D

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