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To Survive in Tough Times, Restaurants Turn to Data-Mining (nytimes.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: The early diners are dawdling, so your 7:30 p.m. reservation looks more like 8. While you wait, the last order of the duck you wanted passes by. Tonight, you'll be eating something else -- without a second bottle of wine, because you can't find your server in the busy dining room. This is not your favorite night out. The right data could have fixed it, according to the tech wizards who are determined to jolt the restaurant industry out of its current slump. Information culled and crunched from a wide array of sources can identify customers who like to linger, based on data about their dining histories, so the manager can anticipate your wait, buy you a drink and make the delay less painful. It can track the restaurant's duck sales by day, week and season, and flag you as a regular who likes duck. It can identify a server whose customers have spent a less-than-average amount on alcohol, to see if he needs to sharpen his second-round skills. So Big Data is staging an intervention. Both start-ups and established companies are scrambling to deliver up-to-the-minute data on sales, customers, staff performance or competitors by merging the information that restaurants already have with all sorts of data from outside sources: social media, tracking apps, reservation systems, review sites, even weather reports.

175 comments

  1. Data mining not needed by JohnFen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd rather eat at restaurants that were competently managed over restaurants that rely on spying on their customers in order to avoid having to be competently managed.

    1. Re:Data mining not needed by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      Time to face the truth methinks: Most people want to be spied on.

      They're got nothing to hide and it makes everything that happens to them more relevant and personalized. What's wrong with that? (shrug)

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    2. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No shit ... my favorite restaurant is a little local place where the chef/owner is in his presentation kitchen and looking out and waving to his regular customers and always willing to make a one-off dish ... the head waitress has worked in the industry for years (many with this chef), and also knows the regulars by name as well as what they like. And even the people who she doesn't know by name still get the same attentive service.

      When we go there, we graze our way through a 4-5 course meal and a generous amount of drinks since we're walking anyway.

      Almost without exception (not that they need to) they'll comp us a couple of things, because they like their regulars and by the time we've had a 2+ hour meal, they've more than made money on our visit.

      When I dine out, I pay in cash because the wife and I put money into the dining out kitty and spend from that. I've heard of places saying they won't accept cash, and they just summarily lose my business.

      I simply won't allow a restaurant to gather digital analytics on me. The place which knows me by name, knows my drink and food preferences, and will happily tweak a menu item for me? That place doesn't need analytics, and wins my business the old fashioned way ... by bloody well earning it and giving me a dining experience which is awesome from start to end.

      A restaurant who is going to try to tie me to analytics with some asshole company who wants to track me through the real and digital world? That place will simply never get my business.

      Even less fancy restaurants are more than capable of having competent wait staff who don't leave people sitting with empty drinks and can remember people's tastes. Hell, I know pizza places where the wait staff still all know us by sight and remember our drink orders ... because that's part of the job.

      If your wait staff is that bad ... this is a management problem, not a data problem.

    3. Re:Data mining not needed by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You know which chains are in on this.

      Crapplebees, Chili's, Outback, Olive Garden, Red Lobster etc. Mediocre, at best, on their best day.

      They are looking for success like the 'Happy meal' was. By providing a five cent toy, they drag the whole family in and feed them _shit_. Because the snot monkey makes the decisions.

      There are no options vs buying a car made by a large international corporation. I don't understand why anybody gets food directly (Cisco notwithstanding) from a crappy corporate restaurant chain. They add no value, specialize in making food just barely good enough, you don't send it back.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite restaurants already know all about me, because they are my favorites and I frequent them to a degree that I am known by the owners and staff. They already know what I like because they talk to me and because I tell them, not because of a bunch of numbers being crunched.

    5. Re:Data mining not needed by redmid17 · · Score: 3

      No they don't want to be spied on. Indifference is entirely different than desire

    6. Re:Data mining not needed by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Time to face the truth methinks: Most people want to be spied on.

      I even dance naked in front of my unsecured security cameras with whipped cream on my nipples.

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    7. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. This world would not exist if people minded. Not only do they not mind, they actively WANT the results of a surveillance capitalism.

      Which is fine... for them. For the others, it means those who do not want it are pushed out of society more and more as the non-surveilled parts of society for us are going away.

    8. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you call something "Crapplebees", you invalidate your heavily biased opinions.

    9. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather eat at restaurants that were competently managed over restaurants that rely on spying on their customers in order to avoid having to be competently managed.

      How is the waiter going to refill your water glass and clean up the spill on your table if he isn't spying on you? The hallmark of a great restaurant is that they are always looking at all the customers.

    10. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A restaurant who is going to try to tie me to analytics with some asshole company who wants to track me through the real and digital world? That place will simply never get my business.

      Mine either. But you know what? It doesn't matter, because we are outnumbered a hundred thousand to one in the marketplace. It will happen whether you and I like it or not.
       

    11. Re:Data mining not needed by JohnFen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They're got nothing to hide and it makes everything that happens to them more relevant and personalized. What's wrong with that? (shrug)

      Having something to hide doesn't enter into it (and that's a stupid argument any, since everyone has something to hide).

      In terms of restaurants, though, if the restaurant is even halfway decent and you're a regular, you will get relevant and personalized service without the spying. It's called personally knowing your customers.

    12. Re:Data mining not needed by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Suddenly the world shifts axis and Crapplebees food is good?

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    13. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >They're got nothing to hide

      Nobody has nothing to hide. Nobody. I don't believe that your medical records should be available to anyone but your doctor or other medical professionals bound by patient confidentiality with a need to know.

      Moreover, that's not really the point. Large data sets have immense power as has been proven recently. Just metadata can draw a detailed picture of your life, actual raw hard data is considerably more dangerous.

    14. Re:Data mining not needed by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Time to face the truth methinks: Most people want to be spied on.

      I even dance naked in front of my unsecured security cameras with whipped cream on my nipples.

      You really should take the cheese spread off first.

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    15. Re:Data mining not needed by JohnFen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a distinction to be made between paying attention and spying. Is the waiter just keeping an eye on my table? That's paying attention. Is personal information about my "experience" being entered into a database for further analysis, where it's shared and combined with data from other databases? That's spying.

    16. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ehh, stylistic flair at worst.

    17. Re:Data mining not needed by erice · · Score: 1

      My favorite restaurants already know all about me, because they are my favorites and I frequent them to a degree that I am known by the owners and staff. They already know what I like because they talk to me and because I tell them, not because of a bunch of numbers being crunched.

      They don't need data mining for people who go to same restaurants all the time and order the same dishes. They need it for people like me who go mix up different restaurants and different dishes as a matter of course. There is predictability in there but you need to crunch a significant amount of data over a long period to find it.

    18. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A restaurant with this attitude will never get regulars. If you send out the "second string" and treat non-regulars like second class citizens, they will never be impressed enough to become regulars. As to running out of duck, that could have been avoided with reasonable management.

      When was the last time you went to Burger King and were told that there are no more burgers? How long have they successfully operated without such intrusive individual profiling to determine proper inventory?

    19. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, but you might not even know until it's too late. All they really need to do is link you to the tracking device happily broadcasting from your back pocket (and probably trying to connect automatically to the free wifi), or the credit card you used, or facial recognition from the security camera company for that matter (we're reaching the point where auto upload to cloud plus customer identification via some facebook/google arrangement will be part of security bundle).

      Of course if some waiter I've never met starts getting creepy with data they have no business knowing (and can't give a plausible, non-creepy explanation about how they know it) I'll get up and leave on principle, but most people would probably be flattered.

    20. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bollocks!
      People don't want to be spied on, they just want to be left to get on with their lives in peace.

      OTOH, I'd like to think that now that you have given the green light for companies to spy on you they go right ahead and make your life a complete misery.

    21. Re:Data mining not needed by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I just avoid social media...period.

      I don't wish to voluntarily give the corporates this type of information.

      I also pretty much avoid chain restaurants where I guess this type of tech is the most prevalent.

      I prefer the local restaurants...and living in New Orleans, you can go forever and not even see a chain restaurant which is nice.

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    22. Re:Data mining not needed by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "I'd rather eat at restaurants that were competently managed over restaurants that rely on spying on their customers in order to avoid having to be competently managed."

      You obviously never worked food service. If we don't watch you, how the fuck are we supposed to know when your glass needs to be refilled? If you come often enough, should we not know (excepting a new person hired between your last visit and this one) your fucking drink of choice?

      Your very presence is fucking information. This is nothing new and has been done for FUCKING CENTURIES. It's called 'being observant of your clientele.' Basic fucking business practice.

      Holy shit take your ignorant as back to school in the 90s when we still had this kind of education.

      Wake up, millennial child.

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    23. Re:Data mining not needed by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Most people want to be spied on."

      No, they don't. They just don't KNOW, which is the whole point behind Podesta's "We purposefully created an ignorant populace" part of the leaked e-mails which you obviously refused to read and fucking comprehend so that you are aware of the situation we are in.

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    24. Re:Data mining not needed by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Why hide anything? Hell I broadcast a weekend-regular live porn broadcast.

      Of course, I'm fucking my husband, which stops most of you (well, 60% of you, by site statistics) but hey, it gives me more play money (literally, in every sense of the word given our government.)

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    25. Re:Data mining not needed by DogDude · · Score: 1

      No they don't want to be spied on. Indifference is entirely different than desire

      Amazon. Apple. Google. Indifference doesn't cause people to deliberately take out their wallets, and give large amounts of money to people who are actively, obviously spying on them. I agree with the parent. Most people want to be spied on.

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    26. Re:Data mining not needed by Baleet · · Score: 1

      Having decent taste is heavily biased. TIL!

    27. Re:Data mining not needed by war4peace · · Score: 2

      I'll be devil's advocate for a bit (mind you, I value my privacy but at the same time I try to remain objective even though I don't like what I see):

      You say "people don't want to be spied on" and I agree, fully. there's a small problem though... most data mining isn't the same as spying.
      I had to look up the definition, because I wasn't sure myself:

      verb
      verb: spy; 3rd person present: spies; past tense: spied; past participle: spied; gerund or present participle: spying
      1.
      work for a government or other organization by secretly obtaining information about enemies or competitors.
      "he agreed to spy for the West"
      synonyms: be a spy, be engaged in spying, gather intelligence, work for the secret service; More
      observe (someone) furtively.
      "the couple were spied on by reporters"
      synonyms: observe furtively, keep under surveillance, watch, keep a watch on, keep an eye on, keep under observation, follow, shadow, trail; More
      collect information about something to use in deciding how to act.
      "he would go and spy out the land"
      2.
      discern or make out, especially by careful observation.
      "he could spy a figure in the distance"

      None of the above apply. Customers are not enemies or competitors. The information that's gathered is public. Most people will choose to opt-in if asked, because it would make their experience at said restaurant more enjoyable in the future. Hell, I would opt-in... as a matter of fact, many places I am a regular of (from farmer's markets to the local store around the corner to supermarkets) employ people who recognize me, know what I usually buy and put aside some cans of Dr Pepper or 5 ties of carrots (did I say that right?) etc.

      This particular case (with restaurants) is one of those where it's just a matter of automating and optimizing information that was already processed, only less effectively. Become a regular at any restaurant and they will know and remember your preferences, usual hours, etc.

      Finally, foaming at the mouth about ANY occurrence where data produced by you is being used makes people look ridiculous and just a tiny bit fanatic.
      Just try to be objective, recognize positive outcomes where they exist and, please, by all means, fight the evil ones with all your strength!

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    28. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually? I have been to a Burger King that ran out of burgers. Twice, in fact. And yes, I was as surprised as you probably are.

    29. Re:Data mining not needed by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

      I doubt these chains would be willing to spend the money on data mining. They can barely operate their restaurants, they have no budget for high-tech anything.

    30. Re: Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if it's the mobile site or just a reflection of the /.ery but I am surprised your comment took this long to find. Maybe we're getting old, and most folk have rarely been served competently by a professional?

    31. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I simply won't allow a restaurant to gather digital analytics on me.

      says the guy who is apparently a common face on the facial recognition software used in restaurants

    32. Re:Data mining not needed by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Those of us that have worked there overrule your bullshit opinion and statement. Crabblebees is 100% accurate.

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    33. Re:Data mining not needed by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      If you traveled though, couldn't you see the appeal of having new-to-you restaurants deliver a similarly awesome dining experience, if they wanted to?

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    34. Re:Data mining not needed by Falos · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They're not interested in waiters who leave people with empty drinks.

      They're interested in grilling waiters who don't upsell enough alcohol.

      Even if it's a guy/gal who has a natural talent for attracting clientele and had increased your business - or any other number of useful traits, which don't show up on a spreadsheet and therefore s/he's going to be "reviewed" onto the chopping block.

      Metrics are usually genuine; the conclusions attached to them are usually voodoo.

    35. Re:Data mining not needed by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Well, I have no problem with being spied upon--as long as I benefit from it.

      In the above example, if I'm paying good money to go to such-and-such restaurant and I love duck, it might be worthwhile for the restaurant to actually have duck that night. So I have no problem with the restaurant keeping track of what I order when I come in--it ensures that they might have something I enjoy.

      On the other hand, the restaurant sells that information to my insurance company which looks over what I eat and decides that I have an unhealthy diet and promptly raises my health insurance premiums. I do not benefit from this and I'm aghast that the restaurant would spy on me!

    36. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't know who you are until you plop down your credit card to pay the check.

    37. Re:Data mining not needed by Koreantoast · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's just making up for the fact that service is terrible at many restaurants (probably because they pay terribly at least in the United States). Since you can't hire enough competent servers, you rely on technology to make up for it.

    38. Re:Data mining not needed by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I also pretty much avoid chain restaurants where I guess this type of tech is the most prevalent.

      I thought what you thought, and even started writing a comment about that, and then decided to see if I was suffering from confirmation bias. My feeling was that restaurants wouldn't want to depend on cash registers as a service, but I was wrong.

      There's still plenty of old school restaurants around banging out orders on cash registers, but they seem to be giving up because you need to have computers in house anyway to support web orders. Web ordering is becoming very common now; virtually nobody is handling it in-house but pizza chains.

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    39. Re:Data mining not needed by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I want a restaurant to pay its employees enough so that they stay around long enough to recognize me and know what beer I want, not to store my preferences in a machine oh and hey by the way let's just sell that data up the river, eh? I dine with cash so I'm not particularly vulnerable to this kind of data collection, but I do find the whole idea offensive. Hence, cash.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    40. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite restaurants already know all about me, because they are my favorites and I frequent them to a degree that I am known by the owners and staff. They already know what I like because they talk to me and because I tell them, not because of a bunch of numbers being crunched.

      They don't need data mining for people who go to same restaurants all the time and order the same dishes. They need it for people like me who go mix up different restaurants and different dishes as a matter of course. There is predictability in there but you need to crunch a significant amount of data over a long period to find it.

      There is a difference between 'need' and 'want'.

    41. Re: Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is until you don't. What happens when you're wife's divorce lawyer subpoenas the records?

    42. Re:Data mining not needed by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      "whipped cream on my nipples." So not fully naked then. Stop hiding.

    43. Re:Data mining not needed by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Are you claiming that your husband is 40% of the members of this site which is why 60% of us are stopped from participating in the aforementioned activity?

    44. Re:Data mining not needed by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen a Burger King or similar run out of burgers but I have seen them run out of buns and other essentials and not so essentials. BTW, they do use software to track their inventory. I worked the delivery side way back (30+ years ago) when the tracking was all done manually in little books and I've watched the technology change as my wife has been involved on the restaurant side.

      Restaurants frequently run out of certain dishes. The further from burgers and reheating pre-packaged a restaurant is, the more likely it is to run out of certain dishes; the ones where the major ingredients don't have long shelf or refrigerator lives are the most susceptible to that. I don't see where data mining will help with that because, once a restaurant is fairly established, any half-decent management will have picked up on the trends (usually by tracking their inventory and usage with their accounting system or just in their head and old-fashioned books by hand). What causes problems is when they guess wrong about the unusual events like the infrequent concert down the road or being in the band of totality for a solar eclipse (frequent concerts down the road become part of the trends they can watch). Data mining won't really help these situations.

    45. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care if the restaurant tracks Cash Customer X (me) typically orders breakfast around12:30pm about every other Saturday and leaves a $2 tip.

    46. Re:Data mining not needed by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      You obviously never worked food service. If we don't watch you, how the fuck are we supposed to know when your glass needs to be refilled?

      I have worked a LOT of food service. I'm not talking about paying attention to, and getting to know, customers. Of course restaurant staff should be doing that -- that's not spying. I'm talking about sending data about those customers off to Big Data services. That's spying.

      Wake up, millennial child.

      You make fascinating, and laughably incorrect, assumptions.

    47. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people want to be spied on.

      Probably not the best phrasing. Most people who go to a restaurant either want or are indifferent if their dining habits are known. Whether the "secret" of their habits are in an impersonal database that can be bought and sold or in the head of Luigi the owner might give some some pause.

    48. Re:Data mining not needed by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      There are no options vs buying a car made by a large international corporation. I don't understand why anybody gets food directly (Cisco notwithstanding) from a crappy corporate restaurant chain. They add no value, specialize in making food just barely good enough, you don't send it back.

      Because not everybody feels the same way as you do. I would probably FAR more enjoy going to several of the ones you mentioned, rather than I suspect what you like - some snooty ridiculously priced place.... even if someone else was paying.

      I will even admit that a major benefit of what you call a "crappy corporate restaurant chain" (I would call it a "low priced sit down place") is not having to cook or do dishes, and be a step above takeout, usually.

    49. Re:Data mining not needed by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      There's still plenty of old school restaurants around banging out orders on cash registers, but they seem to be giving up because you need to have computers in house anyway to support web orders. Web ordering is becoming very common now; virtually nobody is handling it in-house but pizza chains.

      Well, most restaurants use a POS system - the waiter/waitress enters the order onto the system, and it's automatically zapped to the back of the house for them to prepare you order. Only very small restaurants still use the paper chit method.

      They use this for order tracking as well as inventory control - if you order alcohol, they will track to make sure the amount of inventory and amount ordered somewhat match. Usually the first sign of something going wrong is the inventory not matching the order - usually to a large degree. For example, if your alcohol order to suppliers goes up, but you're not seeing an increase in alcohol receipts, then there's something strange going on. Likewise, if your food inventory has you ordering more food but you're not seeing anymore food orders.

      These are basic analytics you can do - sometimes you might you have an increase in food orders, but overall receipts have increased, but food receipts have not. None of it requires big data from your customers - just basic data. It's also the kind of information you need to run a well managed restaurant so you can spot trends and order accordingly (e.g., if some kind of alcohol is going quicker, you can order much more of it so you don't run out).

      And yes, you catch fraud and theft that way - there are companies that specialize in discovering why receipt and inventory discrepancies exist and who's the cause (some of the more dramatic ones even make it on TV).

      As for web orders, most of them are just taken by hand - the web order companies specialize in making it easy for the restaurant, so they often either manually phone up the restaurant and place ht order manually, or send an email or other method that can be punched into the POS system. This minimizes the investment the restaurant needs to make and lets the web order companies work with companies from the very small hole in the wall with just chits and a cash register to even larger companies who will not want you to integrate into their POS for security reasons.

    50. Re:Data mining not needed by steve90 · · Score: 1

      So true. I think the best experiences I have ever had in restaurants have always been when you are made to feel welcome and valued as a customer. Some places seem to forget that if they are in the hospitality industry, they should be hospitable.

    51. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pics or it never happened!

    52. Re:Data mining not needed by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Earlier this summer, I wound up eating at Applebee's. My dinner was delicious and not the usual restaurant fare, which surprised me, as I never expected that from Applebee's. I don't know if the chain changed or that one got the go-ahead to have good food, but it's my anecdote and I'm sticking to it.

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    53. Re:Data mining not needed by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Try a good local ethnic family restaurant. Cheaper and _much_ better than the shit chains.

      The franchise fees come right off the top. Perhaps they could hire competent cooks or even a chef if they weren't paying 10%+ to corporate to advertise the shit food and tell them exactly how to cook it.

      The simple fact is that corporate restaurants set menus and recipes nationally. They don't hire cooks that know to taste the food and adjust for today's ingredients. Just for example: No two batches of tomatoes sauce are exactly the same. Real cooks know they need to adjust, to do that they need to taste, not just poor the 'spice packet' into the day's sauce pot.

      That doesn't even start on Olive Garden, they don't even have proper kitchens, just boiling and microwaving centers. When called on it, they eventually (recently) responded with ads _claiming_ to have kitchens in their restaurants.

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    54. Re:Data mining not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I expect from a dining experience is that they have available what is printed on the menu, prompt service, and attentive wait staff should I need to ask for anything. How is data-mining going to provide this?

      Analytics won't help me, because I don't book in advance (with the odd exception of special family meals) so there will be no time to order in my favourite food, assuming that is what I'd order, but I may prefer a change and order something I don't normally order.

  2. Re:Yeah by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    You're just living in the wrong part of the country. Some areas have a surplus of vegan options.

  3. Could be many reasons by mikael · · Score: 1

    Are the other dining guests too noisy? Is there enough parking? Is the surrounding area safe?

    Is the food served fresh? UK has a TV show with a famous chef helping diners solve their customer problems. Once place cooked everything fresh to perfection, then put in a deep freeze to last the whole week. Food was served half defrosted, or completely mushy.

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  4. Focus on the here and now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would rather a business focus on me today then use what I did to further their own goals. It used to be you did not need data mining to determine what people want. Which is good attentive service which is what keeps people coming back. The trouble is, that this data mining has become all the answers businesses want on their customers or so they are sold from the companies who help collect that data. Of course the excuse is always this will benefit the customer, or end users who provided the data. We all know that is just a bunch of BS.

  5. Re:Yeah by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

    You can get water at any restaurant, quit your bitching herbivore.

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  6. This just in by redmid17 · · Score: 1

    Businesses adopting data mining practices

    The rest of the news from 2006 will be forthcoming shortly

  7. Re:Yeah by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but nobody wants to live in an area where the majority of people are vegans who actively want to pay twice the going rate at restaurants - just to show how gluten-free they are.

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  8. No Duck? by Zorro · · Score: 2

    Rabbit Season!

    1. Re:No Duck? by geoscodin · · Score: 1

      Hoss-- I say hossenfeffer. That's all folks.

    2. Re:No Duck? by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      or hassenpfeffer, whatever it takes.

  9. How did you know...? by geekmux · · Score: 4, Funny

    "How did you know I wanted a medium rare filet? I haven't even ordered yet."

    "It was easy sir. Our sewer system is routed through the kitchen where we perform mass spectometry on your waste matter. Out of your last 73.4 feces samples you've provided, we calculated an 89.27% preference for medium rare filets on Tuesday nights before 8PM, especially after you've had sex in the missionary position."

    1. Re:How did you know...? by HBI · · Score: 1

      Poor choice of steak. Low fat content means less taste. Go for a ribeye, rare, for more steaky goodness.

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    2. Re:How did you know...? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Even a medium/medium rare piece of a really good sirloin works. Plenty of flavor, can be about as tender as a medium-well filet, and about half to 2/3 the price.

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    3. Re:How did you know...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thatsthejoke.jpg

    4. Re:How did you know...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor choice of steak. Low fat content means less taste. Go for a ribeye, rare, for more steaky goodness.

      Doesn't matter what your opinion is. If the customer prefers filet, he gets filet. I like Tri-tip myself.

    5. Re:How did you know...? by HBI · · Score: 1

      People shouldn't pay good money for bad steak. A filet is suitable for wrapping in bacon or alternatively for people who don't really like steak.

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  10. Are you saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you saying... you were vegan before it was cool?

    1. Re:Are you saying... by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Informative

      All vegans can say that.

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    2. Re:Are you saying... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Unless Clifford Jolly is right and our seed-eating ancestors were doing it way before anything else was cool.

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    3. Re:Are you saying... by dasgoober · · Score: 1

      Was vegan ever cool ?

      (and if you're a vegan just because you think it's cool, you're a moron)

    4. Re:Are you saying... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Humans are naturally omnivores. No amount of hand waving, supposing etc will ever change that.

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    5. Re:Are you saying... by davester666 · · Score: 1

      No, just cheap.

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    6. Re:Are you saying... by CaptnCrud · · Score: 1

      I know, right? Looking at our teeth alone proves that.

      Just forgo the armchair, hippy, homeopathic schlock and just say you're vegan because you do not wish to support killing other animals (or you simply hate the texture or it gives you gas, or whatever personal reasons are). Case closed.

    7. Re:Are you saying... by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      There were some that did, like the ones that mostly acorns since that was what was in their area. Too bad their teeth all rotted.

  11. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares what you want, consumer whore? Most people make their own food at home with friends/family and are better for it. Lazy consumers want to be princesses, fuck you back to Chipotle.

  12. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    People like you belong in the kitchen of a restaurant, not in the dining area -- and more specifically, you belong in the food storage areas; you eat what food eats, therefore you must be FOOD. You can either be hunter, or you can be PREY; you've clearly given up the right to be at the top of the food chain, and that means you become FOOD for those of us at the top. Don't worry, we'll be sure to 'humanely' slaughter you, you won't feel a thing (or much anyway). In any event it'll be over quickly, and we'll do you the justice of not wasting a single morsel of you, and arranging you tastefully on the plate. Do continue to breed, too; we especially find the young ones to be sweet and succulent.

    Don't bother fighting it. You also gave up the ability to make yourself strong and effectual enough to defend yourselves, and since you also eschew firearms or weapons of any kind, you really have no defense anyway. Trying to forestall the inenvitable will just make things more traumatic for you -- and also the stress chemicals make your meat less tasty. Be calm and serene and let us usher you into the oven quietly and calmly, really, it's the best for you and everyone else.

    The nice thing about using Vegans as a meat source, is we can get you to raise your own feed. That makes you less expensive by the pound than even chicken, but with the quality of Kobe beef! Win-win! We can also get you to keep your own 'living quarters' in good order and clean, so no labor costs there, either. In your spare time we can even get you to do handcrafts and other profitable work. Seriously, how few positive-sum games are there out there? You raise and feed yourselves, take care of yourselves, and then at your prime we cook and eat you, wasting nothing. Perfect!

    If it makes you feel any better, you can even choose what dishes you want to be a part of. ;-)

  13. This data mining shit creeps me out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Data mining is creeping me out. I constantly feel that I'm being manipulated. And it's getting so bad that I'll even talk myself out of buying things. I think to myself, "I'm somehow being manipulated into buying this. Walk/click away."

    I have never regretted it.

    1. Re:This data mining shit creeps me out. by JohnFen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Data mining is creeping me out. I constantly feel that I'm being manipulated.

      Because you are. Manipulating you is pretty much the entire value proposition of consumer data mining.

    2. Re:This data mining shit creeps me out. by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 2

      It's data mining, but also normal advertising, and any sales person.

      I actually cancelled service because they check up on how I'm doing too much. Then I get a call about why I cancelled. Then another to offer a discount. No, this is why I cancelled. Do you see that anywhere?

      Yes, the notes say you cancelled for this reason.

      And?

      We can offer you a discount.

      Get fycked, never call me.

    3. Re:This data mining shit creeps me out. by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Data mining is creeping me out. I constantly feel that I'm being manipulated.

      Because you are. Manipulating you is pretty much the entire value proposition of consumer data mining.

      What creeps me out is the fact that the masses happily give away their privacy and allow themselves to be manipulated, which is the cutesy Millennial term for brainwashing.

      The future is an entire generation of purebred social media narcissists who are sponsored from their synthesized test-tube birth, born to be a product and pre-programmed to maximize revenue. By comparison, a full frontal lobotomy would create a better human.

    4. Re:This data mining shit creeps me out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The future is an entire generation of purebred social media narcissists who are sponsored from their synthesized test-tube birth, born to be a product and pre-programmed to maximize revenue. By comparison, a full frontal lobotomy would create a better human.

      This type of attitude has always confused me. If you were a member of this younger generation, you would be insulting yourself. In this case you have failed to mature into adulthood. If you are not a member of the younger generation, then you are insulting your children and/or grandchildren. In this case you have failed to help your children mature into adulthood.

      What does anybody gain by complaints and blame? It does nothing to fix the underlying failures.

      My pet theory is that it has been a slow decline over several generations, basically since corporal punishment was nixed from the socially acceptable parenting toolbox.

    5. Re:This data mining shit creeps me out. by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      The future is an entire generation of purebred social media narcissists who are sponsored from their synthesized test-tube birth, born to be a product and pre-programmed to maximize revenue.

      But put that into perspective: pretty much the exact same thing can be said of every past generation going back, at least, to ancient Rome. The only thing that changes is the style of it.

    6. Re:This data mining shit creeps me out. by geekmux · · Score: 1

      The future is an entire generation of purebred social media narcissists who are sponsored from their synthesized test-tube birth, born to be a product and pre-programmed to maximize revenue. By comparison, a full frontal lobotomy would create a better human.

      ...My pet theory is that it has been a slow decline over several generations, basically since corporal punishment was nixed from the socially acceptable parenting toolbox.

      Your pet theory is nothing more than a bubble-wrapped PC-friendly way of describing or justifying our decline and what the future holds. Mine is not, because I see no value in presenting illusions.

  14. If only they would turn to by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    Offering good food, pleasant service and a nice atmosphere at a reasonable price.

    If I have to go to any of these restaurants (probably in a group where I have no input) I wouldn't be paying in anything other than cash.

    If they're data mining they're probably not bothering to fix the things that are really wrong...

  15. Data miners can FUCK OFF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'll just pay with cash everywhere. I'll turn my nose up at restaurants that don't accept cash. If none of them accept cash then none of them get my business and I just cook my own means 100% of the time. I pay with cash at the grocery store so good luck tracking that. You datamining faggots and your faggot privcay invasion can go fuck yourselves sideways with an AIDS-and-Zika infested chainsaw, we're sick to death of your shit.

    1. Re:Data miners can FUCK OFF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they'll triangulate your cell phone signal when you walk in to determine who you are and where you sit. They'll add that to the scan of your face when you walk in (notice that camera by the door?), and look you up with the facebook/google/CIA API they've been required to use by the NSA (for national security, of course!)

    2. Re:Data miners can FUCK OFF by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      What is all this faux anger about how you will deal with a restaurant that doesn't accept cash? I have never been in a restaurant or store (grocery, furniture, bike, book, adult) or garage or anything that didn't accept cash. I haven't tried cash at a hotel for a couple of decades so I'm not sure about them.

      Where are you people at that you have lots of small retail outlets refusing to take cash?

  16. Duck?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do people eat that much duck that this is a problem?

    1. Re:Duck?? by erice · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do people eat that much duck that this is a problem?

      It actually works the other way around. Low volume dishes have more potential for volatility and that is problem when trying to balance between having too much (waste) and having too little (can't fill customer orders).

    2. Re:Duck?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. My favorite restaurant that is owned by a friend had to drop duck BBQ even though it was their most profitable item since some days they sold almost none and others they sold out before 12:30 pm. When I went with a group from work, usually ten out of about twelve of us would order it. On Fridays in the summer when they have fewer white male customers since we often take that day off, most would often go to waste. On days when it was raining, their customers skew heavily Indian since they're in a Microsoft building, and us white guys from a few blocks away were much less likely to walk there so they would also usually sell much less of it. My friend finally gave-up and dropped the duck. Losing his most profitable dish was less costly than the waste and angry customers.

    3. Re:Duck?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With dishes like this you're better off having them as occasional specials, ideally advertised in advance on social media (this month's special is...). That way you keep the fans (mostly) happy with minimal waste. Besides, keeping a cycle of on again/off again items on top of your regular dishes keeps your customers engaged a lot better than spying on them.

  17. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is eating factory-farmed specially-bred species that you buy in the supermarket the same as hunting?

  18. I will not go to data mining establishments by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Code that.

    Have cash. Will pay where I want to, eat where I want to, and if you're "too full" there's another better restaurant on the next block.

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  19. The restaurant industry's in a slump by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    Because real wages are in the toilet and folks are too busy paying student loans and rent to eat out. Data's not going to fix that. Unions and left wing politics in education funding and housing development might.

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    1. Re:The restaurant industry's in a slump by alvinrod · · Score: 0

      Left-wing politics won't fix anything. Government housing projects (you know those things people refer to as "the projects" in such an endearing manner) has been an incredible disaster and rent control is something that pretty much every economist agrees is a terrible idea.

      Left-wing politics has good intentions, but their implementations of those intentions often have the opposite effects. It's the same thing with post-secondary education where subsidizing it has driven up costs and all manner of rules and regulations have led to administrative bloat. Then they guarantee anyone who can sign their name on the line student loans they can't be defaulted on.

      The restaurant industry isn't even in a slump, so your premise is bad as well. Their own figures are indicating that they'll be growing, even adjusted for inflation. They had a dip during the recent recession, when a lot of industries did, but also bounced back quite quickly.

    2. Re:The restaurant industry's in a slump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to slashdot, there isn't any slump, everyone earns at least six figures, the economy is at full employment, and there are tech jobs for all.

      LIES!! ALL LIES!!!

    3. Re:The restaurant industry's in a slump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Left-wing politics won't fix anything.

      The only thing worst than Left-wing politics is every other alternative. The many failures of left-wing politics have one thing in common -- they were attempts to clean up the disasters left by right-wing politics that couldn't fend off right-wing attempts to thwart their success.

    4. Re:The restaurant industry's in a slump by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      "according to the tech wizards who are determined to jolt the restaurant industry out of its current slump." From the article synopsis, so which is it, are they bounced back or in a slump?

  20. Tough times? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hypothetical in TFS assumes that restaurants are so busy that they don't have to give a crap about individual service. So now "tech wizards" are going to solve this "problem" by adding data mining, a concept that is approaching the popularity of coronavirus?

  21. Another half-hearted attempt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Where are the chairs with built in anal probes? It allows to monitor the customers digestive track and, as a bonus, it makes sure the kids do not run through the restaurant.

  22. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost no one is a vegan you stupid fuck. And there are plenty of options for grazers and sheep like you.

  23. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that takes care of the drink...

  24. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if only half a percent of the USA population is vegan that's still 1,615,500 people. My home town only has a population of around 12K, so there's over 134 of my town full of vegans. Since all places serve meat, being specialized in vegan meals means practically zero competition.

  25. Re:Yeah by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Vegans can't eat from kitchens that cook meat now?

    People are social creatures, unless they have normal, good food the Vegan place will go broke. Most people won't be pushed around by herbivores.

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  26. Re:Yeah by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "Good luck with that. You cannot do data-mining on clients you do not serve."

    All I have to do is open my eyes and watch people in public.

    Apparently your under-18 self never heard of 'people-watching' as a means of identifying new trends.

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  27. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good, I hope they stay home, such boorish behavior to degenerate what other people eat, we would prefer if you kept that to yourself at home. Continue to whine and stomp your feet, it amuses me.

  28. Re:Yeah by sconeu · · Score: 1

    You mean I can go to a restaurant and order a vegan taco filled with real vegans?

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  29. Re:Yeah by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "being specialized in vegan meals"

    If you can't handle every fucking cuisine you can't call yourself a cook, let alone a chef.

    That's 20+ fucking years of experience behind me talking. Maybe you weak millennials will accept a meager fresh out of culinary school 6-year student who can only do Wellingtons and Eggs Benedict, that won't fly with us born in the kitchen fire cooks who learned an entire swath of cuisine (in my case, Oriental, vegan or otherwise) through hard work and a real hands-on education.

    You paid to learn how to cook. We got paid to cook while we learned because we had talent that was recognized off the bat, with no formal introduction required. There's your difference.

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  30. Re:Yeah by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "Vegans can't eat from kitchens that cook meat now?"

    Outrage is so bad now-days that the smell of meat sends most vegans into an unconscionably-deep fit.

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  31. Re:Yeah by thereitis · · Score: 1

    All farming (not just animal) destroys natural habitat for wild animals so don't be so smug. The only truly green option is don't eat.

  32. We ate out this evening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking as a fifty-something Bitcoin millionaire, I don't like being tracked, analysed, watched, and served up as a product by big data.
    I don't do facebook.

    This evening I ate out with my wife and daughter. As I paid cash, I suppose I'd better share: I had the chicken.

    As to having something to hide... that's not exactly it. It's more about, when I am working overseas, do I really want the spooks at GCHQ watching the video chat I am enjoying with my wife? Or... if I want it generally known that I prefer a Spanish wine to a French wine, I'll tell you. If I care enough about telling you, I'll start writing a blog. I'm more likely to keep it quiet because I don't want to start getting junk mail about wine.
    It demeans us all for you to find out by trawling my Internet history, restaurant history, credit history or rubbish bin (trash can)

  33. Data mining will never save a bad restaurant by sjbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Restaurants that serve good food and understand their customers and control costs and are in a sensible location will do fine. Restaurants that ignore these realities do poorly. Restaurants that chase the latest fad tend to die when the fad does. Running a restaurant in the best of times is a complicated, demanding, and low margin business. It's easy to get into but few last more than a year or two. Have food that people really like, cook and serve it competently, find a good location, and don't be stupid when it comes to costs.

    Data mining will NEVER be a savior for a poorly run restaurant. People might try your place once but they aren't going to come back if they don't like the experience. At best it might help some chains identify poor performers and to compare between stores but to be frank, if the owner/chef of the restaurant doesn't already know this then they are pretty bad at their job.

    1. Re:Data mining will never save a bad restaurant by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Thinking about the places we go to regularly, I can't imagine any of them data-mine. Why? Because they ask. And if the answer isn't, "That was awesome!", they try to make it right. One did an awesome whitefish cake patty. I found a single pinbone in it. Pointed it out politely, and said that it wasn't a big deal, but I wanted the cooks to know. Comped. Another we had a server who was new and bad. The shift boss that I knew well came over to say hi, and I said that she was not very good. Just wanted her to know. Drinks comped, two free drinks, and that server was gone 2 days later.
       
      As you noted:

      Restaurants that serve good food and understand their customers and control costs and are in a sensible location will do fine.

      But it's more than that. It's interacting with their customers and building that relationship. It's knowing your regulars, and knowing which ones are looking out for you. Once you know that, just ask them.
       
      One of our favorite places has had some kitchen turn-over lately. One bartender who knows us well said it gently, but clearly. "It's good, but I don't love it. It's like a lot of our food lately. X, Y, and Z are still good, however....." That was a clear, "You know this food, and it's not up to your or our standards. Don't hate me for this." And we got one of the good ones, one of the ones which might be dodgy, and that one was shit. Talked to the owner, they said they understood, and were working to make changes. 3 weeks later, bartender is all smiles, tells us about some amazing shit coming out of the kitchen.
       
      If you're McDoonald's, big data might mean something. If you are a local joint, the personal relationship is going to crush that shit.

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  34. Slump in restaurants by p51d007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Partially because of wait times, which, at times is the FAULT of the public. Playing with their phones instead of looking at the menu, playing with their phones instead of EATING, taking selfies at the table, taking photos of their food. On the OTHER side...food prices are too high, portions are too small, people don't want to wait for poor service, people don't want to wait for the food. Our society has become accustomed to INSTANT everything. They don't want to wait for anything. I don't like putting up with rude people that can't put their stupid phones down WHILE EATING. It's just rude to the ones you are with, rude to the staff that has to wait for you to PUT THE PHONE DOWN. Manners have gone out the window, as has respect. For what places charge for dinner, I'd expect GREAT food & service. I have one or two places I frequent. NON chain stores, and, if you saw the outside of the buildings, you'd say to yourself there is NO WAY I'd go in there! The staff is VERY friendly, will come to your table just to chat, if they aren't busy, the food is great, price is right, and portions are acceptable. I think the NON chains, most of the time, have better food and experience.

    1. Re:Slump in restaurants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ rant submitted from your phone ^

    2. Re:Slump in restaurants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      food prices are too high, portions are too small,

      lol what? You raise a good point about manners, but this? I've run a restaurant. Food prices are barely tracking inflation. And because the cost of ingredients make up such a minuscule fraction of the price of the actual dish (utilities, rent, wages etc make up most of it) portions have been steadily increasing since the 70s or earlier and have reached absurd proportions - in fact, some people claim that the normalisation of ridiculous portion sizes is partially to blame for our obesity epidemic.

    3. Re:Slump in restaurants by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Generally, but not always, the more you pay, the less you get. Sometimes stated as the fancier the atmosphere and presentation, the less on the plate.

    4. Re:Slump in restaurants by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      That's kind of a bonus, though. At a fancy place you're not looking for all you can eat fish and chips, you want to try a few dishes and still have room for a fancy dessert.

    5. Re:Slump in restaurants by Arashi256 · · Score: 1

      Not American. But I visited once a few years ago - LA. We went out for a meal and I could not *believe* the portion sizes in the USA at restaurants. I found it hard to see how anyone could comfortably eat that amount of food. Four of us ate from two dishes that night and still didn't finish everything. We got a couple of odd looks from the staff which we laughed about later :) Also, server staff - SO FRIENDLY. You would not get that in europe...at least not at that level. And the waitress took our order without writing anything down and then went and took an order from ten drunk Australians at the next table. Didn't get anything wrong. I tipped big that night, the whole thing was so....well, not what I'm used to.

  35. Alternate headline by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

    "Data mining market so saturated that startups and established companies are now pursuing even the restaurant industry"

  36. Re:Yeah by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    I doubt it. Real vegans have to be imported from Vega, and that's expensive.

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  37. It's reasonably good food.

    1. Re:Yes. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      There is no accounting for taste. Apparently some people like bland, burnt hamburgers for $20. Just good enough, you don't send it back (when an employer is paying).

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  38. Re:Yeah by tsqr · · Score: 1

    your restaurant only serves dead animal chunks like cavemen

    I haven't been able to find a restaurant that has cavemen on the menu. Do you know of any in the Los Angeles metro area?

  39. Re:Yeah by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

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  40. Re:Yeah by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Veganism and "gluten-free" are two different things. Gluten comes from wheat, not animals, Being vegan is a choice driven mainly by philosophical and ethical considerations. For most people, going "gluten-free" is just idiotic pseudoscience. Unless you have Celiacs disease or some other gluten related digestive disorder, there is no rational reason to avoid gluten.

  41. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vegans eat gluten, dude. It's called seitan.

  42. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oriental?

  43. Re:Yeah by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    unless they have normal, good food the Vegan place will go broke.

    Not in California. My city (San Jose) have several 100% vegan restaurants.

    Loving Hut is a restaurant chain that serves only vegan food. They seem to be doing well. I have eaten there many times with my vegan daughter, and the food is pretty good.

  44. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL vegans confirmed for not having a sense of humor whatsoever!
    Also your insults are unimaginative to say the least; clearly evidence of the unavoidable progressive cognitive deficit that results from chronic amino acid deficiencies inherent in strict vegetarian diets.
    Do yourself a favor, friend, and go eat a steak every day for a month, the damage to your brain might be reversible.

  45. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  46. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a restaurant in a town of 12,000, with competition from other restaurants and from the grocery store, that has to cover costs such as rent/lease, food costs, spoilage and payroll is supposed to turn a profit on product that is inherently less expensive with around 134 customers? Do you have much experience with how restaurants operate?

    If all 134 ate at this vegan restaurant every night (not just Fri/Sat), that's 33 four tops. With a perfect 3 turns, that's 11 tables with at least 2 servers, at least 2 in the kitchen plus a bar back and maybe a dishwasher.

    No way that could be profitable. You need a much larger customer base to support something that specialized

  47. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since some of them want to live as 'naturally' as possible, we'll just set up 'hunting preserves', fenced in of course, where the Vegans can run free. Then we come in and cull the herd every so often -- purely for conservation purposes, of course; don't want them over-breeding and exceeding the food supply. xD

  48. Eating at McDonald's, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because Subway's pricey.

  49. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but Y U SO MAD THO??????

  50. Re:Yeah by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    All farming (not just animal) destroys natural habitat for wild animals so don't be so smug.

    But growing meat requires a lot more.

  51. Re: Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this place called California?

  52. Re: Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's explains why you are so skinny and couldn't win an arm wrestling match with an average toddler

  53. Re:Yeah by kwbauer · · Score: 1

    Oh stop talking economics and profit/loss to the vegan. They don't believe in all that mumbo jumbo anyway.

  54. Re: Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. Oregon and Washington.

  55. Or you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you could just remember patrons the old-fashioned way and use that piece of meat resting on top of that neck of yours.

    1. Re:Or you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Head cheese?

  56. Re:Yeah by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Try and follow along. How would that work in a town of 12K with about 100 (based on 0.5% pulled from GGPs dark smelly places) herbivores.

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  57. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that a Vegan would accuse someone else of being 'emo'?

  58. It comes down to nailing the basics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can data mine and compile all the stats you want but it won't help if don't have a quality consistent product.

    A new restaurant open a few month back and we waited awhile to make sure that the kinks were all worked out. The meal and service were fine, nothing exceptional for the price, just good food.

    Went for Sunday brunch and the experience was less than fine. The churro waffle was overcooked and dry and the pork belly was overly greasy, seasoning was off and the temperature as well.

    Went back a third time and ordered the same meal as I get on my first visit. I was expecting a decent meal experience but was greeted with a cold chalky flour tortilla, tepid carne filling all covered in lukewarm sauce. Yuk!

    Seasoning, temperature and texture are basic to cooking and if a restaurant can't consistently nail these then no amount of data mining will help them.

  59. Awkward by manu0601 · · Score: 2

    As in Patrick McGoohan's The Prisonner: "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered". That kind of innovation will drive me away from restaurant that use it.

    1. Re:Awkward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered".

      by manu0601 ( 2221348 )

      Too late, idiot. You've been numbered.

    2. Re:Awkward by manu0601 · · Score: 1

      Too late, idiot. You've been numbered.

      Following up on The Prisonner: "I am not a number, I am a free man!"

  60. Not Going to Work by n329619 · · Score: 1

    Data Mining only improves product not the service. Restaurant is about the mix of both.

    It doesn't take a genius to see that a dirt cheap waiter/ waitress forgetting an order, too busy with their phone, or impatient with serving their customers result in fewer customers to the restaurant. Mining the customers does nothing to improve the most common underline problem.

    If they want data from customers, they are already too late as they should have known their customers before starting the restaurant. Let's use an example. If they wanted to create an India Curry Restaurant, they'll get people that 'like' India curry, not people that 'don't like' India curry. No matter what they do even with the data, they can't get the large share of people that want pepperoni pizza to eat India curry. (if they add pepperoni pizza in an India Curry Restaurant, they might want to rename the restaurant to 'Food Court' or 'Buffet')

    At most, they can gather the demand of their orders which doesn't even need data mining. If more people ordered chicken curry, the restaurant should buy and sell more chicken curry. It is that simple. No data mining required.

    It seems like the data mining thing is really just hypes for brainless manager to believe they did something, when it really didn't do anything helpful. We should just let supply and demand kill off those incompetently managed restaurant.

  61. UX++? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't this just user experience improvement?

  62. Second round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your service consists of checking back once before bringing the check you have problems small, medium, and big data can't fix.

  63. What could go wrong? by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

    You: "Hi, I'd like to make a dinner reservation for Friday at 6:30."

    Restaurant employee: "Sure, let me pull up the calendar." (The computer identifies you by caller ID and notes you don't drink alcohol, so it's a bad idea to let you take up a table at their busiest time.) "I'm sorry, we don't have any free seats then. We do have openings at 5:30, or after 7."

    No possibilities for abuse here, none at all.

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  64. Re: Yeah by KGIII · · Score: 1

    He sings racist songs while operating the fryalator at Burger King.

    "Ting tong, something wong,
    Gotta cook the fries.
    Ching chong, smoke a bong,
    Chinks have slanted eyes."

    Management and customers put up with it because he's fucking retarded, and damned good at making fries.

    --
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  65. Ummm. No. by thesupraman · · Score: 1

    ROTFL, 'Oriental' is a cuisine?

    If you can even say that then you dont have a god damn clue about 'oriental' food.
    I guess you cook 'both' types of food right? 'oriental' and 'western'? the difference is if the chilli sauce is sweet, right?

    I am pretty sure the rather highly acclaimed pastry chefs (sorry, keeping the words simple for you here) I know don't do great 'Wellingtons and Eggs'..
    My local Malaysian/Chinese chef does about 30 pretty damn fantastic and authentic dishes, but cannot fry a steak properly.

    But dont worry, I am sure your are right, food is all just generic.
    Just checking, you are American, right?

    1. Re:Ummm. No. by Arashi256 · · Score: 1

      You sound like you're trying to compensate for something, my friend. Because you sound unreasonably angry about this topic. Saying this as an impartial observer.

  66. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to know about the dangers of gluten, especially for men... Then I suggest you watch southpark!

  67. Don't restaurants already use big data? by Ebsolas · · Score: 1

    I worked at a wafflehouse and I'm pretty sure that everything was determined by big data; how many servers and cooks they had on a shift, the amount of food they ordered from corporate, the type of food. I'm pretty sure that the only restaurants not using this kind of information would probably be local restaurants but a lot of times they're either not big enough to use it, or it's just too expensive or complicated.

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  69. Yet another New York/Los Angeles problem by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    And yet again the problems that are unique to massively large metropolitan areas that have a lot of rich people living there is extrapolated to become an "everywhere in the USA" issue when it isn't. Maybe next they can tell us about how data analytics can help with caviar, which just simply must be a problem every restaurant in the country has to deal with.

  70. Re:Yeah by Arashi256 · · Score: 1

    First sentence: Huh, Okay, this guy has some information to impart, let's hear it. Second sentence: Oh. Oh well.

  71. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It drives me crazy. My wife is a diabetic. Almost 10% of the population in the U.S. is diabetic. People with Celiacs disease make up less than 1% of the U.S. population, yet just about every restaurant touts their glute-free menu options. Meanwhile someone with diabetes has to guess what items on the menu are safe to eat. Sure diabetics know to avoid desert and high carb items, but beyond that it's a crap shoot. Does that particular dish use a high sugar lacquer as a base for its sauce? What's the carb content of that dish? Most of the time there is no way to know, and no help from the restaurant industry.

  72. Data mining is (often) overkill by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Thinking about the places we go to regularly, I can't imagine any of them data-mine. Why? Because they ask.

    The reason is that it probably makes little sense financially. Data mining requires a large data set and unless you are a large chain most restaurants simply don't generate enough data to make the cost of getting it worth the bother. Their POS system captures plenty if it is reasonably modern and they should be having regular staff meetings to go over what happened each day. Data mining for a small local restaurant is like hunting sparrows with a howitzer. It's overkill and expensive overkill at that. It will just tell them stuff they ought to already know if they are paying attention.

    If you're McDoonald's, big data might mean something. If you are a local joint, the personal relationship is going to crush that shit.

    Exactly. Well said.

  73. The projects worked great by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    until Reagan pulled the funding for the follow up programs to give those people jobs. Move a bunch of people to the city, stuff 'em in a building and give them no work and no future and outsource their jobs and everything goes to hell. Who knew?

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  74. Re:Yeah by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Yup. I have a friend whose life was almost ruined before she got her diagnosis (don't know if it's actually Celiac's Disease) to replace the earlier one of congestive heart failure.

    I also have a friend, who I see more often, with a sulfite problem, and that's not on labels. I've gotten pretty good at reading ingredient lists, but it would be really nice to have some sort of labeling.

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  75. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about you, but I've slaughtered far more plants than you've slaughtered animals. I'm a far better killer than you. Just try to eat me.

  76. Re:Yeah by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

    Or anything else based in reality.