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To Survive in Tough Times, Restaurants Turn to Data-Mining (nytimes.com)
An anonymous reader shares a report: The early diners are dawdling, so your 7:30 p.m. reservation looks more like 8. While you wait, the last order of the duck you wanted passes by. Tonight, you'll be eating something else -- without a second bottle of wine, because you can't find your server in the busy dining room. This is not your favorite night out. The right data could have fixed it, according to the tech wizards who are determined to jolt the restaurant industry out of its current slump. Information culled and crunched from a wide array of sources can identify customers who like to linger, based on data about their dining histories, so the manager can anticipate your wait, buy you a drink and make the delay less painful. It can track the restaurant's duck sales by day, week and season, and flag you as a regular who likes duck. It can identify a server whose customers have spent a less-than-average amount on alcohol, to see if he needs to sharpen his second-round skills. So Big Data is staging an intervention. Both start-ups and established companies are scrambling to deliver up-to-the-minute data on sales, customers, staff performance or competitors by merging the information that restaurants already have with all sorts of data from outside sources: social media, tracking apps, reservation systems, review sites, even weather reports.
I'd rather eat at restaurants that were competently managed over restaurants that rely on spying on their customers in order to avoid having to be competently managed.
You're just living in the wrong part of the country. Some areas have a surplus of vegan options.
Are the other dining guests too noisy? Is there enough parking? Is the surrounding area safe?
Is the food served fresh? UK has a TV show with a famous chef helping diners solve their customer problems. Once place cooked everything fresh to perfection, then put in a deep freeze to last the whole week. Food was served half defrosted, or completely mushy.
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You can get water at any restaurant, quit your bitching herbivore.
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Businesses adopting data mining practices
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Yeah, but nobody wants to live in an area where the majority of people are vegans who actively want to pay twice the going rate at restaurants - just to show how gluten-free they are.
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"How did you know I wanted a medium rare filet? I haven't even ordered yet."
"It was easy sir. Our sewer system is routed through the kitchen where we perform mass spectometry on your waste matter. Out of your last 73.4 feces samples you've provided, we calculated an 89.27% preference for medium rare filets on Tuesday nights before 8PM, especially after you've had sex in the missionary position."
All vegans can say that.
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People like you belong in the kitchen of a restaurant, not in the dining area -- and more specifically, you belong in the food storage areas; you eat what food eats, therefore you must be FOOD. You can either be hunter, or you can be PREY; you've clearly given up the right to be at the top of the food chain, and that means you become FOOD for those of us at the top. Don't worry, we'll be sure to 'humanely' slaughter you, you won't feel a thing (or much anyway). In any event it'll be over quickly, and we'll do you the justice of not wasting a single morsel of you, and arranging you tastefully on the plate. Do continue to breed, too; we especially find the young ones to be sweet and succulent.
;-)
Don't bother fighting it. You also gave up the ability to make yourself strong and effectual enough to defend yourselves, and since you also eschew firearms or weapons of any kind, you really have no defense anyway. Trying to forestall the inenvitable will just make things more traumatic for you -- and also the stress chemicals make your meat less tasty. Be calm and serene and let us usher you into the oven quietly and calmly, really, it's the best for you and everyone else.
The nice thing about using Vegans as a meat source, is we can get you to raise your own feed. That makes you less expensive by the pound than even chicken, but with the quality of Kobe beef! Win-win! We can also get you to keep your own 'living quarters' in good order and clean, so no labor costs there, either. In your spare time we can even get you to do handcrafts and other profitable work. Seriously, how few positive-sum games are there out there? You raise and feed yourselves, take care of yourselves, and then at your prime we cook and eat you, wasting nothing. Perfect!
If it makes you feel any better, you can even choose what dishes you want to be a part of.
Offering good food, pleasant service and a nice atmosphere at a reasonable price.
If I have to go to any of these restaurants (probably in a group where I have no input) I wouldn't be paying in anything other than cash.
If they're data mining they're probably not bothering to fix the things that are really wrong...
I'll just pay with cash everywhere. I'll turn my nose up at restaurants that don't accept cash. If none of them accept cash then none of them get my business and I just cook my own means 100% of the time. I pay with cash at the grocery store so good luck tracking that. You datamining faggots and your faggot privcay invasion can go fuck yourselves sideways with an AIDS-and-Zika infested chainsaw, we're sick to death of your shit.
Code that.
Have cash. Will pay where I want to, eat where I want to, and if you're "too full" there's another better restaurant on the next block.
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Because real wages are in the toilet and folks are too busy paying student loans and rent to eat out. Data's not going to fix that. Unions and left wing politics in education funding and housing development might.
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Data mining is creeping me out. I constantly feel that I'm being manipulated.
Because you are. Manipulating you is pretty much the entire value proposition of consumer data mining.
Do people eat that much duck that this is a problem?
It actually works the other way around. Low volume dishes have more potential for volatility and that is problem when trying to balance between having too much (waste) and having too little (can't fill customer orders).
Where are the chairs with built in anal probes? It allows to monitor the customers digestive track and, as a bonus, it makes sure the kids do not run through the restaurant.
Vegans can't eat from kitchens that cook meat now?
People are social creatures, unless they have normal, good food the Vegan place will go broke. Most people won't be pushed around by herbivores.
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"Good luck with that. You cannot do data-mining on clients you do not serve."
All I have to do is open my eyes and watch people in public.
Apparently your under-18 self never heard of 'people-watching' as a means of identifying new trends.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
You mean I can go to a restaurant and order a vegan taco filled with real vegans?
General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
"being specialized in vegan meals"
If you can't handle every fucking cuisine you can't call yourself a cook, let alone a chef.
That's 20+ fucking years of experience behind me talking. Maybe you weak millennials will accept a meager fresh out of culinary school 6-year student who can only do Wellingtons and Eggs Benedict, that won't fly with us born in the kitchen fire cooks who learned an entire swath of cuisine (in my case, Oriental, vegan or otherwise) through hard work and a real hands-on education.
You paid to learn how to cook. We got paid to cook while we learned because we had talent that was recognized off the bat, with no formal introduction required. There's your difference.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
"Vegans can't eat from kitchens that cook meat now?"
Outrage is so bad now-days that the smell of meat sends most vegans into an unconscionably-deep fit.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
All farming (not just animal) destroys natural habitat for wild animals so don't be so smug. The only truly green option is don't eat.
Restaurants that serve good food and understand their customers and control costs and are in a sensible location will do fine. Restaurants that ignore these realities do poorly. Restaurants that chase the latest fad tend to die when the fad does. Running a restaurant in the best of times is a complicated, demanding, and low margin business. It's easy to get into but few last more than a year or two. Have food that people really like, cook and serve it competently, find a good location, and don't be stupid when it comes to costs.
Data mining will NEVER be a savior for a poorly run restaurant. People might try your place once but they aren't going to come back if they don't like the experience. At best it might help some chains identify poor performers and to compare between stores but to be frank, if the owner/chef of the restaurant doesn't already know this then they are pretty bad at their job.
Partially because of wait times, which, at times is the FAULT of the public. Playing with their phones instead of looking at the menu, playing with their phones instead of EATING, taking selfies at the table, taking photos of their food. On the OTHER side...food prices are too high, portions are too small, people don't want to wait for poor service, people don't want to wait for the food. Our society has become accustomed to INSTANT everything. They don't want to wait for anything. I don't like putting up with rude people that can't put their stupid phones down WHILE EATING. It's just rude to the ones you are with, rude to the staff that has to wait for you to PUT THE PHONE DOWN. Manners have gone out the window, as has respect. For what places charge for dinner, I'd expect GREAT food & service. I have one or two places I frequent. NON chain stores, and, if you saw the outside of the buildings, you'd say to yourself there is NO WAY I'd go in there! The staff is VERY friendly, will come to your table just to chat, if they aren't busy, the food is great, price is right, and portions are acceptable. I think the NON chains, most of the time, have better food and experience.
"Data mining market so saturated that startups and established companies are now pursuing even the restaurant industry"
Unless Clifford Jolly is right and our seed-eating ancestors were doing it way before anything else was cool.
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I doubt it. Real vegans have to be imported from Vega, and that's expensive.
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It's reasonably good food.
your restaurant only serves dead animal chunks like cavemen
I haven't been able to find a restaurant that has cavemen on the menu. Do you know of any in the Los Angeles metro area?
Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
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Veganism and "gluten-free" are two different things. Gluten comes from wheat, not animals, Being vegan is a choice driven mainly by philosophical and ethical considerations. For most people, going "gluten-free" is just idiotic pseudoscience. Unless you have Celiacs disease or some other gluten related digestive disorder, there is no rational reason to avoid gluten.
unless they have normal, good food the Vegan place will go broke.
Not in California. My city (San Jose) have several 100% vegan restaurants.
Loving Hut is a restaurant chain that serves only vegan food. They seem to be doing well. I have eaten there many times with my vegan daughter, and the food is pretty good.
Was vegan ever cool ?
(and if you're a vegan just because you think it's cool, you're a moron)
All farming (not just animal) destroys natural habitat for wild animals so don't be so smug.
But growing meat requires a lot more.
Humans are naturally omnivores. No amount of hand waving, supposing etc will ever change that.
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Oh stop talking economics and profit/loss to the vegan. They don't believe in all that mumbo jumbo anyway.
Try and follow along. How would that work in a town of 12K with about 100 (based on 0.5% pulled from GGPs dark smelly places) herbivores.
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As in Patrick McGoohan's The Prisonner: "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered". That kind of innovation will drive me away from restaurant that use it.
Data Mining only improves product not the service. Restaurant is about the mix of both.
It doesn't take a genius to see that a dirt cheap waiter/ waitress forgetting an order, too busy with their phone, or impatient with serving their customers result in fewer customers to the restaurant. Mining the customers does nothing to improve the most common underline problem.
If they want data from customers, they are already too late as they should have known their customers before starting the restaurant. Let's use an example. If they wanted to create an India Curry Restaurant, they'll get people that 'like' India curry, not people that 'don't like' India curry. No matter what they do even with the data, they can't get the large share of people that want pepperoni pizza to eat India curry. (if they add pepperoni pizza in an India Curry Restaurant, they might want to rename the restaurant to 'Food Court' or 'Buffet')
At most, they can gather the demand of their orders which doesn't even need data mining. If more people ordered chicken curry, the restaurant should buy and sell more chicken curry. It is that simple. No data mining required.
It seems like the data mining thing is really just hypes for brainless manager to believe they did something, when it really didn't do anything helpful. We should just let supply and demand kill off those incompetently managed restaurant.
It's data mining, but also normal advertising, and any sales person.
I actually cancelled service because they check up on how I'm doing too much. Then I get a call about why I cancelled. Then another to offer a discount. No, this is why I cancelled. Do you see that anywhere?
Yes, the notes say you cancelled for this reason.
And?
We can offer you a discount.
Get fycked, never call me.
You: "Hi, I'd like to make a dinner reservation for Friday at 6:30."
Restaurant employee: "Sure, let me pull up the calendar." (The computer identifies you by caller ID and notes you don't drink alcohol, so it's a bad idea to let you take up a table at their busiest time.) "I'm sorry, we don't have any free seats then. We do have openings at 5:30, or after 7."
No possibilities for abuse here, none at all.
"I'm too busy to research this and form an educated opinion, but I do have time to tell everyone my uninformed opinion."
He sings racist songs while operating the fryalator at Burger King.
"Ting tong, something wong,
Gotta cook the fries.
Ching chong, smoke a bong,
Chinks have slanted eyes."
Management and customers put up with it because he's fucking retarded, and damned good at making fries.
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
ROTFL, 'Oriental' is a cuisine?
If you can even say that then you dont have a god damn clue about 'oriental' food.
I guess you cook 'both' types of food right? 'oriental' and 'western'? the difference is if the chilli sauce is sweet, right?
I am pretty sure the rather highly acclaimed pastry chefs (sorry, keeping the words simple for you here) I know don't do great 'Wellingtons and Eggs'..
My local Malaysian/Chinese chef does about 30 pretty damn fantastic and authentic dishes, but cannot fry a steak properly.
But dont worry, I am sure your are right, food is all just generic.
Just checking, you are American, right?
No, just cheap.
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I know, right? Looking at our teeth alone proves that.
Just forgo the armchair, hippy, homeopathic schlock and just say you're vegan because you do not wish to support killing other animals (or you simply hate the texture or it gives you gas, or whatever personal reasons are). Case closed.
I worked at a wafflehouse and I'm pretty sure that everything was determined by big data; how many servers and cooks they had on a shift, the amount of food they ordered from corporate, the type of food. I'm pretty sure that the only restaurants not using this kind of information would probably be local restaurants but a lot of times they're either not big enough to use it, or it's just too expensive or complicated.
Data mining is creeping me out. I constantly feel that I'm being manipulated.
Because you are. Manipulating you is pretty much the entire value proposition of consumer data mining.
What creeps me out is the fact that the masses happily give away their privacy and allow themselves to be manipulated, which is the cutesy Millennial term for brainwashing.
The future is an entire generation of purebred social media narcissists who are sponsored from their synthesized test-tube birth, born to be a product and pre-programmed to maximize revenue. By comparison, a full frontal lobotomy would create a better human.
And yet again the problems that are unique to massively large metropolitan areas that have a lot of rich people living there is extrapolated to become an "everywhere in the USA" issue when it isn't. Maybe next they can tell us about how data analytics can help with caviar, which just simply must be a problem every restaurant in the country has to deal with.
First sentence: Huh, Okay, this guy has some information to impart, let's hear it. Second sentence: Oh. Oh well.
There were some that did, like the ones that mostly acorns since that was what was in their area. Too bad their teeth all rotted.
It drives me crazy. My wife is a diabetic. Almost 10% of the population in the U.S. is diabetic. People with Celiacs disease make up less than 1% of the U.S. population, yet just about every restaurant touts their glute-free menu options. Meanwhile someone with diabetes has to guess what items on the menu are safe to eat. Sure diabetics know to avoid desert and high carb items, but beyond that it's a crap shoot. Does that particular dish use a high sugar lacquer as a base for its sauce? What's the carb content of that dish? Most of the time there is no way to know, and no help from the restaurant industry.
The future is an entire generation of purebred social media narcissists who are sponsored from their synthesized test-tube birth, born to be a product and pre-programmed to maximize revenue.
But put that into perspective: pretty much the exact same thing can be said of every past generation going back, at least, to ancient Rome. The only thing that changes is the style of it.
Thinking about the places we go to regularly, I can't imagine any of them data-mine. Why? Because they ask.
The reason is that it probably makes little sense financially. Data mining requires a large data set and unless you are a large chain most restaurants simply don't generate enough data to make the cost of getting it worth the bother. Their POS system captures plenty if it is reasonably modern and they should be having regular staff meetings to go over what happened each day. Data mining for a small local restaurant is like hunting sparrows with a howitzer. It's overkill and expensive overkill at that. It will just tell them stuff they ought to already know if they are paying attention.
If you're McDoonald's, big data might mean something. If you are a local joint, the personal relationship is going to crush that shit.
Exactly. Well said.
until Reagan pulled the funding for the follow up programs to give those people jobs. Move a bunch of people to the city, stuff 'em in a building and give them no work and no future and outsource their jobs and everything goes to hell. Who knew?
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Yup. I have a friend whose life was almost ruined before she got her diagnosis (don't know if it's actually Celiac's Disease) to replace the earlier one of congestive heart failure.
I also have a friend, who I see more often, with a sulfite problem, and that's not on labels. I've gotten pretty good at reading ingredient lists, but it would be really nice to have some sort of labeling.
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The future is an entire generation of purebred social media narcissists who are sponsored from their synthesized test-tube birth, born to be a product and pre-programmed to maximize revenue. By comparison, a full frontal lobotomy would create a better human.
...My pet theory is that it has been a slow decline over several generations, basically since corporal punishment was nixed from the socially acceptable parenting toolbox.
Your pet theory is nothing more than a bubble-wrapped PC-friendly way of describing or justifying our decline and what the future holds. Mine is not, because I see no value in presenting illusions.