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'Something Is Wrong On the Internet' (medium.com)

"Someone or something or some combination of people and things is using YouTube to systematically frighten, traumatize, and abuse children, automatically and at scale, and it forces me to question my own beliefs about the internet, at every level," writes James Bridle. From the article: To begin: Kid's YouTube is definitely and markedly weird. I've been aware of its weirdness for some time. Last year, there were a number of articles posted about the Surprise Egg craze. Surprise Eggs videos depict, often at excruciating length, the process of unwrapping Kinder and other egg toys. That's it, but kids are captivated by them. There are thousands and thousands of these videos and thousands and thousands, if not millions, of children watching them. [...] What I find somewhat disturbing about the proliferation of even (relatively) normal kids videos is the impossibility of determining the degree of automation which is at work here; how to parse out the gap between human and machine. The New York Times, last week: Parents and children have flocked to Google-owned YouTube Kids since it was introduced in early 2015. The app's more than 11 million weekly viewers are drawn in by its seemingly infinite supply of clips, including those from popular shows by Disney and Nickelodeon, and the knowledge that the app is supposed to contain only child-friendly content that has been automatically filtered from the main YouTube site. But the app contains dark corners, too, as videos that are disturbing for children slip past its filters, either by mistake or because bad actors have found ways to fool the YouTube Kids algorithms. In recent months, parents like Ms. Burns have complained that their children have been shown videos with well-known characters in violent or lewd situations and other clips with disturbing imagery, sometimes set to nursery rhymes.

365 comments

  1. What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Something is wrong on the Internet" does not immediately translate to "so let me tell you about these absolutely bizarre and potentially illegal Youtube videos."

    1. Re:What a terrible headline by msauve · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Heaven forbid those children ever see a Roadrunner or Tom and Jerry cartoon. From the article:

      "Mommy, the monster scares me!"

      When Ms. Burns walked over, Isaac was watching a video featuring crude renderings of the characters from "PAW Patrol," a Nickelodeon show that is popular among preschoolers, screaming in a car. The vehicle hurtled into a light pole and burst into flames.

      Perhaps the parent should explain that neither cartoons nor monsters are real.

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    2. Re:What a terrible headline by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      The same parents that watch afternoon talk and court shows and scripted reality shows?

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    3. Re:What a terrible headline by msauve · · Score: 2

      And use Youtube as a babysitter.

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    4. Re:What a terrible headline by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      I'm still trying to put a finger on what the problem here is. You might as well say a video of Andy Kaufman reading the Great Gatsby is a form of abuse.

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    5. Re:What a terrible headline by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Nothing illegal about fair use respins/parody showing well-known characters in dark situations.

      Google should've known better. If you want to make sure content will be kid-safe, then engage human curators;
      Or at least require trusted creators to self-rate their content before it can appear in YT for kids.

    6. Re:What a terrible headline by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      It's an XKCD reference.

    7. Re:What a terrible headline by Bryansix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Children tend to have a hard time distinguishing fantasy from reality. Usually they mistake unreal things for real but occasionally they mistake real things for unreal. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/p...

      However, that isn't the only problem here. There is also the problem of being exposed to and having to deal with the very idea of violence and physical harm. To you or me, we are probably desensitized to such an idea. People die every day and we know it. A child hasn't processed this kind of reality and the first time they do process it, it will be hard even if they know it is unreal. This is because, they still have to address in their minds that it can happen in reality.

    8. Re:What a terrible headline by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      It's an XKCD reference.

      The line was supposed to be, as a response to a woman who asks her frazzled husband at 3 am as he maniacally types away in his mancave, "Somebody is wrong on the Internet!"

    9. Re:What a terrible headline by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well,
      kids (depending on age) are not scared by macabre jokes/cartoons.

      When I grew up we had a joke type called 'alle Kinder', aka 'all children', sorry I can not make perfect rhymes, as I lack knowledge about english names, but I try:

      All the children are watching the burning house,
      But not _Klaus_ (should rhyme with house)
      he looks out of the window (in german it would rhyme with house: 'er schaut raus')

      All the children are up to the neck in mud/swamp
      but not Porter,
      he is shorter.

      All the children watch the burning car
      just not Kell
      he is in the seat belt.

      I don't recall anyone getting psychological problems from such jokes ... but well, we are a tough generation! (*flex*)

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    10. Re:What a terrible headline by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      If Richard Wagner is played in the background I would agree!

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    11. Re:What a terrible headline by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      If the idea that somebody would make animations of cartoon characters having sex makes James Bridle question his believes about the Internet... about time?

      These things are not really surprising. If someone trusts some automatic filter Google installed on YouTube to shelter their kids, they should probably be in remedial Internet 101 in the seat next to Bridle.

    12. Re:What a terrible headline by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be the same without Flight of Valkyries!

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    13. Re: What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daddy finger daddy finger where are you?
      Here I am here I am how do you do?

      All the while there is a floating burning skull singing this rhyme to the kids.

      That's the problem.

    14. Re:What a terrible headline by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      I expect is something along the lines of "Happy Tree Friends" and "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared", which on the surface and at the beginning of each video seem like some sort of Kid show, only to turn dark and weird in the third act, are slipping through the filter.

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    15. Re:What a terrible headline by Rei · · Score: 1

      Well, then parents should just turn to shows that they already know only feature wholesome content, such as LazyTown.

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    16. Re:What a terrible headline by war4peace · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Must have been a "modern" psychologist bullshitting you like that.
      I don't remember the first time I was exposed to the concept of death, but it must have been before I was 4, when I buried my dead cat with help from my grandparents. I remember having been familiar with the concept of disease (cat died because it was sick) and physical harm (chicken and pigs being slaughtered for food, for example).

      At the countryside, kids are exposed to these things from start. If kids reach the age of 3-4 and are not yet exposed to reality of this kind (living things die, harm may happen to them, etc) then they're not raised well. Helicopter parenting is a plague - remember that.

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    17. Re:What a terrible headline by Calydor · · Score: 1

      We had those in Denmark, too. They were hilarious, right up until the effectively last one made. Never heard them again since.

      The rhyme?

      They rhymed 'mom and pa' to 'Scandinavian Star', a cruise liner that burned out with 159 dead.

      Suddenly the jokes weren't all that funny anymore.

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    18. Re:What a terrible headline by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      And somehow I knew that this was a msmash post. Must be coincidence.

    19. Re:What a terrible headline by operagost · · Score: 1

      That's like something we had here in the USA when I was growing up: What's worse than...

      Q. What's worse than a barrel of dead babies?
      A. One still alive at the bottom.
      Q. What's worse than that?
      A. He has to eat his way out.

      And one that only works if you speak North American English:
      Q. What's worse than ants in your pants?
      A: Uncles in your pants!

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    20. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suddenly the jokes weren't all that funny anymore.

      By government decree?

    21. Re:What a terrible headline by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Children tend to have a hard time distinguishing fantasy from reality. Usually they mistake unreal things for real but occasionally they mistake real things for unreal.

      Then I guess today's children are getting more stupid with every generation somehow.

      I grew up in the days of cartoons every afternoon and Saturday all morning....in the days of NON- censored Loony Tunes.....I knew full well at the youngest age I have memories that cartoon violence was different than reality.

      I knew that the anvil that hit Wily Coyote was not real and would kill a real person or animal.

      Hell, I remember one old Bugs Bunny cartoon....where he saw Elmer asleep against a tree...and Bugs whipped out a bottle of sleeping pills, labeled "Take Deeze and Dose"....gulped them down and fell asleep there too so he could enter Elmers dream and mess with him there.

      I saw this same cartoon not long back...and that part with the sleeping pills? It was fucking edited OUT?!?!

      Seriously? We can't let kids see that anymore? The snowflakes are now too sensitive, and can't know cartoon from reality?

      Ugh....

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    22. Re:What a terrible headline by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Q. What's worse than a barrel of dead babies?

      A. One still alive at the bottom.

      Q. What's worse than that?

      A. He has to eat his way out.

      Q. How do you unload a truck full of dead babies?

      A. Use a pitchfork...

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    23. Re:What a terrible headline by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Oh gawd, I forgot about dead baby jokes...

      Q: What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

      A: you can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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    24. Re:What a terrible headline by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Q: When unloading dead babies with a pitchfork how do you know when you run into a live one that slipped through.

      A: (Gesturing pitchforking motions) Dead, dead, dead, (hands shake while forking) live, dead, dead, dead...

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    25. Re:What a terrible headline by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      The problem is that YouTube is being cheap. Rather than hire humans to do manual reviews, they want to rely on flawed AI. Just pay people to do it while the AI shadows, until you get it working properly.

      But no, they want kids to beta test it for them. They want YouTube creators to put their livelihoods on the line so they can save a few bucks.

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    26. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... just wow...

      The sorts of rationalizations people will pull out of their asses for shitty behavior.

      There's a little bit of a difference between cartoon that explicitly put it's characters situations where the character is injured from a slapstick act and gets up after versus a cartoon that takes characters out of context to explicitly mutilate and kill them.

      And this shit actually got voted as "Insightful"?

      I hope you and the neckbeards that voted such never reproduce.
       

    27. Re:What a terrible headline by PCM2 · · Score: 2

      However, that isn't the only problem here. There is also the problem of being exposed to and having to deal with the very idea of violence and physical harm.

      Meh. I had 14 stitches put into my face when I was three years old. It traumatized me only in the literal sense, not the psychological sense. If anything, I learned that my parents and doctors were there to take care of me. How old do YOU figure a child needs to be to learn about "the very idea of violence and physical harm"?

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    28. Re:What a terrible headline by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't remember the first time I was exposed to the concept of death, but it must have been before I was 4, when I buried my dead cat with help from my grandparents.

      Yes. With your grandparents or another adult right beside you. Not some anonymous asshole from 4chan who gets off on scarring you. Context.

    29. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you and the neckbeards that voted such never reproduce.

      Fortunately, that's not usually a problem. usually.

    30. Re:What a terrible headline by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      That was of course a tragedy!
      The problem with macabre jokes is, they easy get ditastful.

      I still remember the first two my father told me (I was about 12 or 14)
      I found them 'shake head' but still funny at that time.

      Sometimes I tell them, but this is not the platform :)

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    31. Re:What a terrible headline by nine-times · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I think it's also worth mentioning that "explaining things to children" might not work the way people think it does.

      I'm not sure how to explain for those who don't already know what I'm talking about, but a 5 year old isn't going to be able to understand certain kinds of things. Kids memorize things that they hear, and they try to mimic adults and say the "right thing". They'll parrot back the things they've been told, and so a lot of people think that the kids have taken in the information and understand what it means. Often, it's not the case. Kids get very focused, and are sometimes very good, at figuring out which thing you want them to say, and then saying it to get approval.

      So when you explain to a child "cartoons and monsters aren't real," young children will be able to tell you, from then on, that cartoons and monsters aren't real. That doesn't mean that they understand what that means.

      And honestly, a lot of adults have a hard time figuring out the difference between "real" and "not real".

    32. Re:What a terrible headline by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The problem is you can’t trust an algorithm to determine is something is suitable or not. The internet has a lot of content however it is managed by an algorithm so odd gaps get by. Where in the old days all public content was censored by a select group of humans.

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    33. Re:What a terrible headline by Gr8Apes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just watch the original Pinocchio... the smoking, drinking, and general adult behavior in a "kid's" show may surprise you. What's even more surprising is that few adults remember any of those things when they saw it as kids, they do remember Pinocchio made some bad choices, but mostly his nose grew when he lied, and he was a wooden puppet. Oh, and he turned into a real boy.

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    34. Re:What a terrible headline by ourlovecanlastforeve · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Parents avoid difficult conversations with their kids by claiming they are doing it to protect their children.

      Mental health professionals avoid having to tell parents they are terrible at parenting by diagnosing children with ADD or Aspergers or some other intangible mental health problem and sending them home with head candy drugs so they'll stop coming back.

    35. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I never saw Pinochio. Thanks for the spoiler alert, asshole.

    36. Re:What a terrible headline by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      We had those in Denmark, too. They were hilarious, right up until the effectively last one made. Never heard them again since.

      The rhyme?

      They rhymed 'mom and pa' to 'Scandinavian Star', a cruise liner that burned out with 159 dead.

      Suddenly the jokes weren't all that funny anymore.

      That was far far far from the worst of the jokes. It was for teenagers and get much sicker than that, and only stopped because there wasn't anywhere to go at some point, not because it got too real or overstepped any lines. It thrived on overstepping lines, and only died out when it ran out of lines to cross.

    37. Re:What a terrible headline by mattack2 · · Score: 1
    38. Re:What a terrible headline by youngone · · Score: 1

      I think war4peace was making the point that because he was exposed to death from an early age the random 4chan troll would not have been able to scare him so easily.
      I was raised in the country also, and have similar experiences. We were left alone to fall over and hurt ourselves and were frequently exposed to things that might scare us or hurt us, so we learned our own lessons.
      That doesn't mean the Darleks didn't scare the crap out of me, but my Mother didn't hover over me helping me get over it.

    39. Re:What a terrible headline by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I don't see what that has to do with anything then. Is war4peace volunteering to foster kids out in the country to experience death in a safe context?

      Most kids aren't going to see dead animals by the time they start navigating youtube.

      I read it as "I saw dead things and it was NBD" which would be at least relevant.

    40. Re:What a terrible headline by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Have you heard of childhood amnesia? https://www.apa.org/science/ab...

      Most likely for you to remember your cat dying, it had to be traumatic. Since then you probably processed it and put it in perspective and moved on. Now you remember it as just another event but at the time it probably wasn't just another event; it was probably a major event.

    41. Re:What a terrible headline by mattack2 · · Score: 2

      Even more general, many of the Grimm Fairy Tales (and I think Aesop Fables) were very adult.

      I remember several times I've seen books published about the 'censored' Fairy Tales.

    42. Re:What a terrible headline by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      What do you call someone with no arms and no legs...

      on a doorstop? Matt
      in the ocean? Bob

      etc..

    43. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monkey dust for the fail

    44. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the same people who think nobody ever lied on the internet before Russians invented the practice in 2016.

    45. Re:What a terrible headline by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Bad link! Got a correction?

    46. Re:What a terrible headline by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Argh, someone else posted it actually already... I'll try again though..
      https://xkcd.com/386/

    47. Re:What a terrible headline by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      Grimm's Fairy Tales, IIRC, weren't meant for kids, nor were Aesop's Fables. They were primarily a vehicle for teaching ethics among other things.

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    48. Re:What a terrible headline by Lucky_Strikez · · Score: 1

      Kids used to hunt, and kill things. Now we are supposed to shield them from life so they can grow up to be spoiled douchebags that need protected from everything.

    49. Re:What a terrible headline by Lucky_Strikez · · Score: 1

      His point is, they'll get over it. Stop trying to create a false reality around them, it's fucking retarded. Modern parents are stupid to actually worry about this kind of thing.

    50. Re:What a terrible headline by mattack2 · · Score: 2

      If you trust the Wikipedia info, they were *called* "Children's and Household Tales", though the "Composition" info following says "they were not regarded as suitable for children, both for the scholarly information included and the subject matter." Various info, like sexual references, were removed, but violence was increased! (So that's not just a US phenomenon!)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimms'_Fairy_Tales/

    51. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monkey dust for the fail

      Ivan Dobsky is my favourite.

    52. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi my name is and I have a hard time distinguishing between cartoons which have intention of providing entertainment through slapstick entertainment and cartoons that take characters out of context simply to antagonize so I can get my jollies off at night before I cry myself to sleep in a cold dark corner.

    53. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not from the USA, but I'm quite sure you were using another noun instead of "babies".

      My grandfather used to do the same -- he had his stock of "sanitized" jokes, and one of the things that made him gloat was having a target of the actual dog whistle further propagate them, completely unaware of their origin.

    54. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you and the neckbeards that voted such never reproduce.

      Fortunately, that's not usually a problem. usually.

      Well there's the inbreeding with the mother and goats, could explain the mental deficiencies of the ./ crowd starting to manifest here over the years as this site rots.

    55. Re:What a terrible headline by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      So what is wrong is not the internet but the lack of a secured children only internet, monitored by trained professional because children will be children. The threat to children is not the internet, it is they are using an adult internet basically the real world equivalent of letting children run wild in pubs and clubs. They do no belong there, a secured, and encrypted childrens only internet, linking together all schools, is a real requirement and what is stopping is corporate greed. The psychopathic executives who want to target children to manipulate them for their pocket money amongst other deeply disturbing things. The only way to clean up the internet for children is to make one just for them, properly monitored and controlled by trained educators, running parrallel to the adults only internet.

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    56. Re:What a terrible headline by slashrio · · Score: 1

      [conspiracy on]It is said that the American cartoon industry is priming kids into becoming drone operators and desensitized soldiers by bombarding them with cartoons in which physical injury is funny.[/conspiracy off]
      Whatever be the case, I think I agree with the mother that car accidents should be scary.

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    57. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think bobby tables ate your link

    58. Re:What a terrible headline by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      The same thing was/is said about corporal punishment in children. Spanking and beatings cause anger problems. You're sure kids can handle intentionally terrifying videos on youtube without negative effects based on extensive research? Or do you just enjoy laughing at people being pointlessly victimized?

    59. Re:What a terrible headline by msauve · · Score: 1

      Uh, Roadrunner cartoons were from 50 years ago, so your drone operator conspiracy theories have to accommodate that. And, as Hobbes said, life is "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." Teaching children anything less doesn't prepare them for the real world, but only turns them into coddled SJWs.

      (Bring back Ren and Stimpy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy.)

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    60. Re:What a terrible headline by Zeromous · · Score: 1

      I definitely remember the smoking, and also thinking it was pretty holy crap I thought this was a kids movie.

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    61. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not from the USA, but I'm quite sure you were using another noun instead of "babies".

      My grandfather used to do the same -- he had his stock of "sanitized" jokes, and one of the things that made him gloat was having a target of the actual dog whistle further propagate them, completely unaware of their origin.

      Nope.
      I'm an old person from the deep south of the USA; grew up during the days of de jure segregation. The dead baby jokes were not the same as the n-word jokes you're alluding to. Dead baby jokes had a different format and were not popular until maybe the 1960's, and there were far far more n-word jokes than baby jokes. No one I knew was so delicate they thought they should sanitize the n-word jokes beyond using another word such as "coon" or "jigaboo", and objecting to a negro joke could get you in big trouble.
      I am using "n-word" due to Slashdot's filter for certain words.

    62. Re:What a terrible headline by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      This is how I read that sentence:

      Kirk: Someone or....some....thing....or some.....combination of people....and....things...is using YouTube to...
      Bones: Dammit Jim! Well what the hell are we going to do about it?

    63. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Children tend to have a hard time distinguishing fantasy from reality"

      This is why back when "cops and robbers" and "cowboys and indians" were popular children's games there were so many heinous mass murders by children. Oh wait.

      Children certainly need guidance and can be gullible due to inexperience and lack of understanding. That doesn't mean they don't know a game from reality though.

    64. Re:What a terrible headline by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      No, no, and no. This kind of thinking is why video games are highly censored in Germany and Australia, and why England now has a mandatory porn filter, among many, many other solutions to problems that don't actually exist. All it does is make life harder for those who know better.

      To be honest, this smells of old media attacking new media after new media took a big bite out of old media's advertising revenue. The author happens to be a writer and at least part-time journalist. Worst of all, we've already seen this fictional horror film before:

      http://www.slate.com/articles/...

      TL;DR in paragraph 4:

      How did the story of panicked listeners begin? Blame America’s newspapers. Radio had siphoned off advertising revenue from print during the Depression, badly damaging the newspaper industry. So the papers seized the opportunity presented by Welles’ program to discredit radio as a source of news. The newspaper industry sensationalized the panic to prove to advertisers, and regulators, that radio management was irresponsible and not to be trusted. In an editorial titled “Terror by Radio,” the New York Times reproached “radio officials” for approving the interweaving of “blood-curdling fiction” with news flashes “offered in exactly the manner that real news would have been given.” Warned Editor and Publisher, the newspaper industry’s trade journal, “The nation as a whole continues to face the danger of incomplete, misunderstood news over a medium which has yet to prove ... that it is competent to perform the news job.”

      Could this be a real threat to kids? Maybe, but I'd much rather hear this from somebody skilled in separating the damn lies from the statistics and somebody else skilled in pediatric psychology, rather than some C list writer trying to win a Pulitzer, before drawing any conclusions.

    65. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhh... wha? No, wait. I don't even want to know.

    66. Re: What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Google will hire you to be a censor. That would be a *great* job, right?!

    67. Re: What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back to Reddit you self-righteous fudge packer.

    68. Re: What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except countries like Singapore have corporal punishment, yet produce some of the most well adjusted, least violent people in the region. You've been fed lies, in and of itself it demonstrably does not cause an individual to become more violent (to any significant degree). Now maybe it's useless/ineffective, but it's certainly not the bogeyman you make it out to be.

    69. Re:What a terrible headline by sfcat · · Score: 1

      Its how to explain a SQL injection to someone non-technical. https://xkcd.com/327/

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    70. Re:What a terrible headline by Calydor · · Score: 1

      No, by general consensus. People just stopped making them.

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    71. Re:What a terrible headline by sjames · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem there is the way parents freak out over minor injuries now. I remember well when I would fall and get a scrape, Dad would feign deep concern for the damage my knee did to the driveway. That really took the edge off and let me know that things were more or less OK even if it hurt. Of course, at the same time Mom or Dad would clean it up and put a band-aid on if whether it was needed or not.

    72. Re:What a terrible headline by DarkLordBelial · · Score: 1

      UK person here. Was definitely "dead babies" when I was a kid (1980's).

      What's pink, red and silver and sits in a corner? A baby with a fork in its eye.

    73. Re:What a terrible headline by DarkLordBelial · · Score: 1

      I'm saving my outrage for all the advertising the kids are no doubt subjected to on Youtube kids.

    74. Re:What a terrible headline by war4peace · · Score: 1

      You've read it wrongly.
      Montessori education exposes children to reality of the world from a very early age. Yes, even concepts of physical injury, death, etc.

      Just 2h earlier I was walking my sons (aged 3 and 5) to the kindergarden and we saw a dead pigeon in the street, it was hit by a car. They saw it, I explained how it died and they learned (from a real life example) why it's wise to only cross the street when there's a green light.

      The issue we're talking about here is not that the Internet has weird content, but that kids are unprepared when exposed to such content.

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    75. Re:What a terrible headline by war4peace · · Score: 1

      The same thing was/is said about corporal punishment in children.

      You're opening a can of worms here. There are cultures which encourage fair corporal punishment and it works very well, and there are cultures which completely forbid it (such as northern European countries) and it also works.

      These things have many shades of grey. Western society considers corporal punishment as a very bad thing, and the effects of that kind of enforcement are not known yet, because not enough time has passed to be sure. Could prove disastrous a couple generations from now. We simply don't know.

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    76. Re:What a terrible headline by war4peace · · Score: 2

      You mistake "traumatic" with "important", or rather a development keystone.
      I vividly remember burying my cat as well as going to a great country fair. Are you saying the country fair was traumatic too?

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    77. Re: What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we do know is dangerous, is to damage the bond between the child and the caregiver. If the bond is strong, the child will be compelled to listen, obry and follow in an attempt to keep and strengthen the bond. If the bond is damaged, the child will feel oppressed by the same demands, and rebel against the percieved unfair authority.
      Interesting in-depth lecture on the subject: https://youtu.be/UlMkWJY5T_w

    78. Re:What a terrible headline by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Children tend to have a hard time distinguishing fantasy from reality.

      Correction: Poorly raised children and children who are raised without parental oversight have a hard time distinguishing fantasy from reality. Which would also explain the hordes of adults that screech over violent video games/movies and how they're harming children. Or how violent video games/movies are causing gun shootings/stabbings/etc. You'll find that the young kids who can tell the difference between "right and wrong" before say 6, are the same ones who have a strong sense of self and can tell the difference between the two even now. And you'll find the kids who were entering puberty and still hadn't figured it out, still have a shaky grasp of it today as adults.

      Most people on /. are desensitized to fake violence. You can see that decapitation of someone in a movie and know it's fake. Real violence? That real human suffering? Most people have never worked with EMS or police at a fatality where you can smell the blood in the air and the metallic taste in your mouth, the pounding right down to your toes and fingernails as fight or flight kicks in. There's a real difference between the two. There's also a real reason why people who do it all the time have a dark sense of humor(aka trench humor), it's one of the ways they cope with it.

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    79. Re:What a terrible headline by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      As long as you keep it strictly opt-in, I could agree.

      The problem is that it won't be opt-in. It won't even be opt-out. It is far too tempting for those in power to abuse a system designed to protect children for their own goals, to protect themselves. And it is far too tempting for corporations to abuse it to protect their interests. We'd get mandatory filters that you may or may not opt out, depending on just how corrupt your regime already is, and you can rest assured that any information on how to actually own what you buy would be "removed for your protection" too.

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    80. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might try and "copy the taking pills to enter someones dream" idea. Some kids are that thick. My primary school had the police come round each year, and explain that wearing a superman T-shirt is not going to give you superhuman powers and let you fly. They actually got called out to kids with broken arms and legs who had jumped off tables.

    81. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real and only problem is lack of parental supervision. Why is a parent allowing Junior to simply navigate around a website to find things he wants to watch? The parent should first be reviewing the content themselves and then if deemed safe allow the child to view it. No algorithm or government mandated filter is going to do as good a job as a parent.

      I haven't seen the Kids Youtube so I don't know, does it have parental controls like are available with Satellite or Cable TV where a parent can simply block certain channels?

      I would think the best solution is to add features, if not already there, that would allow the parents to create a playlist for the child and that be the only content the child can watch.

    82. Re:What a terrible headline by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      "Oh no! The internet isn't babysitting my child for me! I may have to actually pay attention to what they are doing!"

    83. Re: What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally a comment on this thread that I agree with. There is a HUGE difference between a cartoon where a coyote falls off a cliff and gets back up, and a video where a character falls off a cliff and dies in a pool of blood. These are fundamentally different.

      There are so many people here that are pulling out the old âoewhen I was a kid, I saw 8 murders before I was 5 and look at me, perfectly fine!â The problem with that and arguments of the like are that they are anecdotal. That person may have been fine, but statistically, exposing children to real violence and death before they can actually process it is harmful (for example, http://www.jstor.org/stable/pdf/20182938.pdf?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents). Just because some person makes it out alright does not mean everyone will.

      Those folks that say that kids in general can understand violence (even cartoon violence) are clearly not parents or have not raised a child. There is a LOT of research on this. A kid simply cannot understand certain forms of violence until they have emotionally developed the capability to do so. Even some kids who are victims of violence are incapable of understanding that very violence.

      I have kids, and when I feel that they are old enough to compretend it, Iâ(TM)ll discuss certain things with them. Until then, Iâ(TM)m not going to explain to my 4 year old what happened at Sandy Hook, or Vegas, or Texas.

    84. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? You don't have a clue what you're talking about. ADD/ADHD/ASD are quite real neurological differences, however I do agree they are not disorders but natural variations in our species.

      In my case I was diagnosed after school. My parents raised two highly successful neurotypical children. Your assessment of them as "terrible at parenting" is unfounded. My neurology is not suited for me to sit in a classroom all day. I require physical activity for my brain to function. Everyone does to some extent but I need it to a degree that makes a traditional school classroom totally unsuitable for me.

      No amount of punishment, discipline or incentives can change that. It's not a parenting issue. Humans did not evolve in classrooms, there is no reason to think that inability to function effectively in that environment should be considered a disorder.

      Interestingly enough, the same characteristics that got me punished in school give me security and higher pay in the workforce. Very real differences that require a suitable environment.

      Now my final point: in my experience people who regard these neurological conditions to be a parenting issue mean just one thing: the kids should be punished harder. Punishing kids for their neurology is abuse. In most cases it is unintentional being driven by ignorance rather than malice but it is abuse nonetheless.

    85. Re: What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a baby brushing its hair with a potato peeler.

      Why couldnt the baby get through the doorway ?

      Because it had a javelin through its head.

      They were def 80's jokes.

    86. Re: What a terrible headline by megamind · · Score: 1

      I reported this a year ago and it was completely ignored. And it wasn't children, it frightens me. I was terrified my computer was being hacked and as a result the internet was acting slow and glitchy.

    87. Re:What a terrible headline by flopsquad · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps "parents these days" are like "millennial snowflakes", "litigious Americans", "$party voters", and any number of groups that are easily characterized by a non-representative smattering of outrageous anecdotes, while the truth is that people are still largely as they have been for the past 150,000 years?

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    88. Re:What a terrible headline by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends upon if you grew up with smoking everywhere and your grade school art project was making that wonderful clay ashtray to grace your parents coffee table. I suspect if you're a millennial, you "missed out" on that facet of society and culture.

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    89. Re:What a terrible headline by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Let's not pretend that even a countryside upbringing is always a protection against such things: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    90. Re:What a terrible headline by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Children are excellent at discerning facts, but we lie to them. Sometimes because it's a fun tradition like Santa Claus or the tooth fairy. Sometimes because we want to spare their feelings, like the puppy who went to live on the farm or people who went to heaven. Other times because we don't know better ourselves, like bible stories or ethnic traditions that were taught to us.

      Half the families around me are convincing their kids that some stupid elf doll watches them and reports back to Santa.

      Without faulty input, kids can pick up almost anything. It takes them time to develop processes to bypass the faulty input.

    91. Re:What a terrible headline by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Q: what has 4 legs and flies?
      A: a dead puppy.

      Kids didn't like that one too much...

    92. Re:What a terrible headline by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      My kids love this video, actual cannibal shia labeouf.

    93. Re: What a terrible headline by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      its called the end user.

    94. Re: What a terrible headline by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      that something is called the end user.

    95. Re:What a terrible headline by amorsen · · Score: 1

      There's a dramatic difference in the amount of time children are allowed to spend unsupervised today compared to a generation ago. See The Overprotected Kid

      It's great that they try to make more exciting playgrounds with less supervision, but it isn't the same as being allowed to spend hours with a friend in the park by the lake, without adults.

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    96. Re:What a terrible headline by amorsen · · Score: 1

      I forgot to add the crucial "at 5-7 years old"

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    97. Re:What a terrible headline by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Ok, we'll expand the theory a little bit. :)
      Cartoons were for tank and bomber operations.
      The barrage of sadistic shooter games is to prime the drone operators.

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    98. Re:What a terrible headline by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      while the truth is that people are still largely as they have been for the past 150,000 years?

      No, they're really not, at least not in America. Back when I was a kid, I was able to roam around for hours outside by myself at the age of 10 or less. These days, parents can (and have been) arrested for "child neglect" for letting their kids play outside unattended or walk to school.

      It's not the same everywhere. In Japan, they actually force kids to learn their way around the neighborhood and to walk to school without parents at very young ages. Not in America; we're too afraid some molester is going to grab them.

      There's no way I'd ever want to raise kids in this crazy country.

    99. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly; this shows why most people who end up being parents in this society have no business raising kids. This is why we need to eliminate natural child-bearing and private (amateur) parenting, and have the state do these tasks as shown in the 1949 book "Brave New World". Professional child-rearers would do a much better job than today's parents.

    100. Re: What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if the caregiver is a wimp who sets no boundaries and the child never faces consequences he will likely grow up a narcissist feeling entitled to whatever he wants, ie a typical leftist progressive Democrat in the US -- hence why Democratic leadership hates corporal punishment...

    101. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you have to do is search for Spiderman and/or Elsa on youtube. Prepare yourself for some disturbing "content" aimed at children. Perverse sexual contact abound, amid violence and just general creepy messed up things kids should not be subjected to..

    102. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the exposure to death that's in question but the lack of supervision / guidance through the experience. If you don't understand the difference between a dead family pet and your toddler watching cartoon suicide / murder videos instead of Thomas the Train then I hope you don't have children until you do...

    103. Re: What a terrible headline by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Lol, what we really need is parents to be parents. My kids canâ(TM)t watch YouTube videos on their tablets without my password.

      Once theyâ(TM)re old enough, theyâ(TM)ll get access to their own accounts and then they can surf the porn and the dark corners of the Interwebs.

      And yeah, we were watching shock sites in high school computer classes way back when the entire school had a single ISDN line. I think I turned out pretty normal.

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    104. Re: What a terrible headline by guruevi · · Score: 1

      The paper actually contradicts your statement. Back in the day we believed that children werenâ(TM)t able to distinguish reality from fiction, the paper shows that although they make mistakes, around the age of 3 they are pretty well versed into distinguishing the two.

      This may be a recent thing too, before the 50s story time and church was the only time a child that couldnâ(TM)t read yet experienced fantasy, now fantasy (television, computer games) is pervasive in childrenâ(TM)s daily activities from birth.

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    105. Re: What a terrible headline by guruevi · · Score: 1

      You also grow out of them. Go to any school and you will still find them around children the same age you had them. At some point you become an adult and the jokes arenâ(TM)t appropriate anymore and you get ones better suited for your age.

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    106. Re: What a terrible headline by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Kids have played with toy soldiers and toy weapons all the way throughout written history.

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    107. Re: What a terrible headline by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Whatâ(TM)s the problem?

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    108. Re:What a terrible headline by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I do have children, I do understand the difference, and *audience gasps* my children also understand the difference between a cartoon and reality.
      Shocker, ain't it.

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    109. Re:What a terrible headline by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      I think most bad parenting comes from parents just being terrible at it, not necessarily letting the kids off easy. My best friend as a child was CONTINUALLY punished for every infraction, and everyone regarding his parents as bad parents.

    110. Re:What a terrible headline by t14m4t · · Score: 1

      You remember reading that? So, you were old enough to read. I remember watching Wiley E Coyote get an anvil dropped on his head when I was... younger than Kindergarten. I definitely didn't realize that wasn't real; I vividly remember trying to figure out how Mr. Coyote's body could bend like that from the anvil, and thinking the 12-inch lump is what really happened when you get a big hunk of metal dropped on your head. I definitely had some level of "grok" regarding death, but for comedy- and cartoon-vs-reality, especially 40s-era slapstick, that conceptualization happened somewhere around 1st grade.

      Maybe I'm just dumb like you suggest? Perhaps. But the point isn't about intelligence, it's about the mental capability to process a YouTube video, and the resulting impacts against happiness. If you remember "the good old days" as actually being good old days, then you're memory of them is much rosier than how it actually was.

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    111. Re: What a terrible headline by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Huh, in the US, when I was a kid, we had something vaguely similar: Dead Baby Jokes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    112. Re:What a terrible headline by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      My favorite: what do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs sitting on the back porch? Patty O'Furniture.

    113. Re: What a terrible headline by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Huh, in the US, when I was a kid, we had something vaguely similar: Dead Baby Jokes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Yeah, that is pretty similar. Though you probably didn't have them popularized by show hosts on children's programming on NPR? Which was basically the case in Denmark.

    114. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disney's Pinocchio was released in 1940. You cannot cry spoilers for a 70 year old movie.

    115. Re: What a terrible headline by guruevi · · Score: 1

      My point was that they're still around in kids that are the same age when you used them. You grew out of it but the generations behind you still have them.

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    116. Re:What a terrible headline by dryeo · · Score: 1

      The big difference between recent history and the way people have always been is that childhood is a new development.
      Up until around the turn of the last century, kids at around 5 years old became little adults, going to work, being responsible, etc, with the age of consent being set at 7 years old during the middle ages.
      This changed with automation reducing the number of jobs being available and kids being removed from the labour force through child labour laws and such and then school being introduced to keep them of the streets. This is an ongoing change as kids are kept in school for longer and longer.

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    117. Re:What a terrible headline by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Around the age of 5, my mom almost died and was deathly ill in the hospital. I guess I thought she was going to die and I refused to talk to her. I just cut her out of my life like she didn't exist anymore. I was told I otherwise acted normal, but pretended my mother was already gone. My father had to talk to me to tell me she was going to be just fine, then I started talking to her again like nothing ever happened.

      While I don't directly remember any of this, the description from my parents leads me to believe I understood death just fine back then. The furthest back I can remember dealing with death, pre-teen, it never really bothered me. People die and I learned to accept that as part of living sometime before I can remember.

      Overall, I was very unemotional and mostly still am. The few times I remember being emotional was when I was furious with how stupid other people could be. Some of these memories as far back as pre-school. As far back as I can remember, a pet peeve of mine was people being irrational. I remember before kindergarten trying to have heated debates with my care-takers, but frustrated with my inability to articulate my thoughts. I didn't know what I hated worse, knowing they were wrong but in power or being unable to explain why they were wrong.

    118. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Something is wrong on the Internet" does not immediately translate to "so let me tell you about these absolutely bizarre and potentially illegal Youtube videos."

      Rule 34. People need to pay attention.

    119. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when you explain to a child "cartoons and monsters aren't real," young children will be able to tell you, from then on, that cartoons and monsters aren't real. That doesn't mean that they understand what that means.

      Around the age of 2-3, I had horribly vivid nightmares. I knew they were all in my head and I absolutely hated myself for not being able to control my mind. Sometime after, but well before kindergarten, I taught myself how to lucid dream in order to control my nightmares and have had lucid dreams every night for the rest of my life.

      Lucid dreaming requires a high level of meta-cognition, the pinnacle of high level thinking. Don't sell children short (pun).

    120. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you make a dead baby float?

      Two scoops of ice cream, ginger ale, one dead baby

    121. Re:What a terrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you'd been diagnosed sooner they could have used medication to make sure you're well behaved and you could have been the smartest kid in your special education class.
      You know what they teach the smartest kid in special ed? The same thing they teach the slowest!
      Here are some outcomes for you, I won't bother to cite anything you can go google it yourself if you care: Most kids who enter special education leave with the problems of the entire class. There for academic reasons? You'll be a behavior issue by the time highschool comes.
      Now we get to the outcomes. It's been awhile but pretty sure my reading said speds go to prison 5x more than the normal population. Anyone's guess why. Most of my female classmates got molested, some of them by different men in different incidents. I guess it's just what happens if you're cute and vulnerable. I was so overmedicated that they started calling my side effects more proof there were things wrong with me. I discovered this by accident googling my childhood meds decades later as an adult. They had me seeing 2 specialists and none of them bothered to brush up on the most common side effects of my medication.

      Anyhow I managed to track down some of my former classmates on the internet. Some of them are in prison, some of them went on to have normal lives, I don't know of any who ended up stuck in the mental health system though I'd probably never find their internet footprint.

      The more successful ones all hate their parents. I can tell you if I was an only child my parents would be going straight to the cheapest home I could find the second they said they couldn't do something on their own. Nobody in my family knows I hate them more every year, every year that goes by that I'm a success, every year that I can't imagine treating a child that way when I look at my own kids. I only play along for the sake of the kids.

      What would I do if a teacher pulled me aside with a well meaning smile, we should have an IEP so little johnny can get some extra help? I don't know honestly. I can tell you right away I wouldn't let a girl into special ed. She's getting fingerbanged by end of year.

      But special education is usually not extra help. It's a trash can for a young human being. I hope this was disturbing to everyone who read it.

  2. Ms. Burns by Osgeld · · Score: 5, Insightful

    quit showing your kids stuff you don't like, you are the parent and are responsible for what they consume you dink

    1. Re: Ms. Burns by Luthair · · Score: 2

      Ultimately it isn't a babysitter and the internet isn't a great place - you should be keeping an eye on what your kid is watching.

    2. Re: Ms. Burns by Squiddie · · Score: 2

      Yeah, back when I first started on the internet, it was well understood that you didn't post personal info or let kids wonder by themselves on it. It seems now we are on the reverse, where everyone posts everything on the internet, and parents expect the internet to raise their kids for them.

    3. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you went and had kids before you could afford to raise them properly? How is that my fault and exactly how many minders do you intend to inflict on me to correct it for you?

    4. Re: Ms. Burns by whyyisthissohard · · Score: 0

      What is your reason for your disregarding for the role of community and society in rearing children?

      What is your rationale? Because it kind of seems like you are just parroting some statement you find fashionable.

      >you dink
      So this is more about you putting others down and feeling good about yourself for doing so, despite having no argument?

    5. Re: Ms. Burns by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Why would you say 'taxpayer'? It has no relationship to citizenship...

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    6. Re: Ms. Burns by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1, Troll

      As a taxpayer, I demand the State does something about this internet. Now.

      As a taxpayer, I demand the State infringe your right to bear arms, and also quarter a soldier in your house during peacetime.

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    7. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > What is your reason for your disregarding for the role of community and society in rearing children?

      The world is not a community that can be involved in discourse or communal bargaining.

      > despite having no argument?

      There's no argument. You're responding with noise (about some non-existent standard of care) because you have nothing to add to the fact that reality is not conforming to your ideology and you got offended by someone calling out an epithet for such postmodern nonsense (really, you get upset at "dink"?). Good Luck with whatever.

    8. Re: Ms. Burns by Luthair · · Score: 1

      They cut the cord, what else is going to raise their kids!

    9. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. With each click of the socialist ratchet the overlap between those groups shrinks.

    10. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think as parents we expect some civility in society. 3 year olds don't comprehend things the same way 6 year olds do.

    11. Re: Ms. Burns by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      This is why I watch all of the shows my kids watches on Netflix or Amazon. That way I know what they are showing him and what I may have to explain later. However, Netflix and Amazon have a pretty high bar on quality for content to get on there. I don't have too many problems.

    12. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And hopefully you don't let your 3 year old wander around the town square alone at night. But for some reason you think it's reasonable to do the same with YouTube.

    13. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's YouTube Kids, it's a different app.

      If it can't be left with kids then they need to stop offering it or at least change the name.

    14. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't 'dink' Dual Income No Kids? Why is that putting somebody down?
      Us with no children are being more responsible than all the breeders spawning away when they don't have the time or money to provide a safe haven for raising their brats in, then demanding that us hard working tax payers cover their costs, and after that demand that we don't post anything funny on the internet because their mutant offspring are not being monitored or taught how to interpret reality from satire for themselves.

    15. Re: Ms. Burns by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      omg how can you watch that crap? when my niece turns on children shows on netflix I can hardly bare to stay in the house. that is some mindless annoying shit on there.

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    16. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us with no children

      You will be cared for in your old age by the children of us so-called "breeders". With any luck you'll find compassionate people who actually give a shit about your well being. Or we can just let you sit in your own feces.

    17. Re: Ms. Burns by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      They cut the cord, what else is going to raise their kids!

      How about you give little Johnny or little Suzie a fscking BOOK to read?

      That's a win on SOOO many fronts....it's what my folks did and sure helped me develop.

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    18. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh good thing she's watched all of youtube (or youtube kids) before so she knows everything her kid's gonna see!

      Don't be ridiculous, the internet is massively unregulated and it's difficult to train kids so they grow up techno savvy, but keep them off poorly maintained kids sites before damage is done.

    19. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to go with that sort of an analogy...

      I'd normally be perfectly willing to leave my kids at a playground and not have to go over and inspect every inch of the playground...

      But unfortunately for some reason, some assholes decided to crazy glue tacks and nails in random places on the slides, stairs and hand rails.

      You're saying the above behavior is ok?

    20. Re: Ms. Burns by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      there is a huge difference tween a community, and the entire fucking planet

      and no this is not about putting people down, its calling a irresponsible diptard who wants some one else to raise their child, something a tad bit nicer, now go fuck yourself

    21. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed, now let your child alone in the playground after dark asshat

    22. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny, I have absolutely no problems not letting my kid on youtube, its called being a parent

    23. Re: Ms. Burns by whyyisthissohard · · Score: 1

      You still have absolutely no reason you stupid animal. In reality people are genetically configured to trust their communities in raising their kids....they trust the influence of their communities implicitly....sure they are lemmings, but they still have potential to be more, their children are still innocent, and they need to be protected for the good of our society. Saying "oh well they're poor and stupid just let the corporations extract every last bit of life from them and their kids it's their own fault" is just retarded parroting in the interest of the plutocracy.

    24. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was fine when I went out to the park at night as a child. Never had a single problem until I was a teenager and some cop chased me out of the park.
      No big deal.

    25. Re: Ms. Burns by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Yeah, back when I first started on the internet, it was well understood that you didn't post personal info or let kids wonder by themselves on it. It seems now we are on the reverse, where everyone posts everything on the internet, and parents expect the internet to raise their kids for them.

      Raising your children on the internet? That's deranged! Place your spawn in front of the television for their raising, where they belong.

      And, you know where I stand on the lawn...

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      Ernest Hemingway

    26. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah totally, just like that bitch shouldn't have worn that skirt. She shouldn't have expected her todler to not find pony hentai on Youtube Kids because someone with a shriveled cock fantasizes about antagonizing kids all day.

    27. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of the crap on amazon is truly pitiful. My daughter tried to watch some live action fairy show. She made it two minutes before asking me to change it.

    28. Re: Ms. Burns by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      dude, its youtube, not a community its the entire planet vomiting garbage

      Saying "oh well they're poor and stupid just let the corporations extract every last bit of life from them and their kids it's their own fault" is just retarded parroting in the interest of the plutocracy.

      I never said any of that, I said "if you dont like it shut it off retard"

      You still have absolutely no reason you stupid animal

      So this is more about you putting others down and feeling good about yourself for doing so?

      now here's me putting someone down, you have no sense of reality if you think the entire planet should be raising your kid, and the fact that you made up this imaginary shock to a simple statement just proves you should be sterilized for the good of "the community" IE humanity

    29. Re: Ms. Burns by whyyisthissohard · · Score: 1

      The point is you can't really shut it off. It's not just this phenomenon on one section of Youtube. There is a concerted effort to attack our children with the media. Just ignoring it is not an option. The people making these things need to be unmasked and destroyed.

    30. Re: Ms. Burns by leonbev · · Score: 1

      Yeah, be a responsible parent! Use Netflix Kids mode as a e-babysitter, not Kids YouTube :)

    31. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the parents pre-watch everything, these types of purposefully disturbing videos will sneak into the "safe" video feeds because the sick bastards making them take a 30 minute video and change a few seconds of it into the characters stabbing babies with knives then drinking household chemicals and claiming it's fun. Very easy to miss if you don't religiously watch every second of the video.

    32. Re: Ms. Burns by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You will be cared for in your old age by the children of us so-called "breeders". With any luck you'll find compassionate people who actually give a shit about your well being. Or we can just let you sit in your own feces.

      Wow, that's an incredibly stupid reply.

      First off, the dinks, if they get to the point of not being able to live on their own, will be cared for by professional caregivers, which is preferable to being cared for by relatives. Why should relatives have to stop working and devote their lives to caring for someone in their old age for years, or maybe decades? This is why we have professionals: they specialize in a task, and get a fair wage for it in exchange, along with reasonable working hours.

      Why do you think relatives should be obligated to do this? And what are you going to do if your relatives turn out to either not care about your well-being (very common with kids), or to simply not have the capability because they're too busy juggling their own careers and children? Or they live too far away to even visit often, because that's where their job is and you refuse to move near them?

      You seem to have some seriously delusional and entitled thinking problems.

    33. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so we have to be a helicopter parent and hold their hand for the entire time a kid is growing up? That doesn't sound reasonable. Yeah, corporations can do as they please and it's up to each individual to counter their behavior. What a sick world you prefer.

    34. Re: Ms. Burns by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I think the point was that without children now there wonâ(TM)t be any or sufficient workers then to care of all the elderly.

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    35. Re: Ms. Burns by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      In Japan, that's a real issue. In the US, it isn't. The population here is continuously growing. There's no indication that this is going to change any time soon.

    36. Re: Ms. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do what I did, block youtube.

      Why do your kids need youtube?

  3. medium.com by Gabest · · Score: 1

    I use my magnifier turned backwards to read it.

  4. Did somebody bring Happy Tree Friends back? by ffkom · · Score: 5, Funny

    If that is what happened, then please tell me the URLs, it was one of my favourite shows!

    (Here is some older example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... )

    1. Re: Did somebody bring Happy Tree Friends back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There seems to be some new and 'eye popping' 'meat grinding' episodes on Netflix.

    2. Re: Did somebody bring Happy Tree Friends back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that show is rated mature and won't show up on YouTube Kids.

      The bootleg Mickey Mouse videos where they try to get Minnie's boobs out or Mickey gets hit by a car and bleeds out like a fountain will show up on YT Kids.

      As will those creepy Finger Family videos with floating skulls and other crazy shit like Floating Hitler singing nursery rhymes.

    3. Re:Did somebody bring Happy Tree Friends back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's on netflix

    4. Re:Did somebody bring Happy Tree Friends back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. These are long episodes. The ones I watched were in SWFs at about 5 minutes each.

    5. Re:Did somebody bring Happy Tree Friends back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the series is on Netflix ATM

  5. It's almost like.... by whyyisthissohard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's almost like some one is profiting from the effects of these attacks our childrens' minds. Like some one wants people to grow up and be triggered into hyperactivity by certain cues from screaming colors and sounds.
    *glances at media-driven political feud*
    I wonder why???????

    1. Re:It's almost like.... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Like some one wants people to grow up and be triggered into hyperactivity by certain cues from screaming colors and sounds.

      Fruity Oaty Bars, anyone?

  6. Huh? Really bad headline! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I came here to see if there was information on the XFinity outage - that being the "something wrong on the Internet" the last thing I expected is something on Youtube Kids

  7. Obligatory xkcd by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny
  8. The Problem Of Spam, this time with video. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The video titles are a continuous pattern of obscure branded lines and tie-ins: âoeSurprise Play Doh Eggs Peppa Pig Stamper Cars Pocoyo Minecraft Smurfs Kinder Play Doh Sparkle Brilho,â âoeCars Screaminâ(TM) Banshee Eats Lightning McQueen Disney Pixar,â âoeDisney Baby Pop Up Pals Easter Eggs SURPRISE.â As I write this he has done a total of 4,426 videos and counting. With so many viewsâSâ"âSfor comparison, Justin Bieberâ(TM)s official channel has more than 10 billion views, while full-time YouTube celebrity PewDiePie has nearly 12 billionâSâ"âSitâ(TM)s likely this man makes a living as a pair of gently murmuring hands that unwrap Kinder eggs. (Surprise-egg videos are all accompanied by pre-roll, and sometimes mid-video and ads.)

    No, this man makes a living programmatically cutting and pasting SEO-optimized terms, and he has enough actual unwrapping video that it bypasses the AI-optimized content filters.

    The only thing wrong with the Internet is that AdTech/BigData/AttentionEconomy's business model of "write a paper/get-VC-funding/get-acquihired about how to use AI to automatically select content that's safe for the target audience but doesn't involve Google hiring thousands of human beings to curate the content" involves, well, writing clever papers.

    Writing clever papers about automating content detection/rating may be more fun than solving the hard AI problem, but doesn't, umm, actually solve the hard AI problem of determining when a vlogger is (a) real, (b) spamming, or (c) trolling..

    1. Re:The Problem Of Spam, this time with video. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Lady parts or flower parts?

      AI will never get 100% on that problem.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  9. Easy To Turn Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Turn it off, make your kid go outside. Voila.

    1. Re: Easy To Turn Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then some nosy neighbor calls the cops on you for child neglect because they didn't see you out there watching your kids like a hawk while they were outside.

    2. Re: Easy To Turn Off by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Give your kids plenty of eggs and toilet paper and point out any neighbors that complain too much. I miss the good old days when kids were hell-raisers and suburban terrorists.

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  10. Re: Creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pizzagate's "pizza" was weed, not children, you simpleton.

  11. Get euthanized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As a fellow taxpayer, I demand the state do something about people having more children than they have the time and resources to raise into responsible adults themselves.

  12. Imperfect Internet Filters !== bad internet by tomxor · · Score: 1

    Boohoo, a kid unfriendly southpark-esc satire slipped through an AI filter: The end of the internet is not nigh, this is a product issue: Google's kiddy product. Author: try applying your logic to tangible goods: a kiddy toy was found to have sharp edges - something is fundamentally wrong with the manufacturing industry.

    1. Re:Imperfect Internet Filters !== bad internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      You are comparing a toy that was designed or manufactured carelessly to youtube videos that were designed to spread perversion and corrupt our children. This is a problem.

      I am not saying that parents don't need to be more careful and involved in what content their children consume, but this is a problem and needs to be resolved.

    2. Re:Imperfect Internet Filters !== bad internet by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Boohoo, a kid unfriendly southpark-esc satire slipped through an AI filter

      I got a kick out of it: Toon-Town car crash, Mini Mouse bloody guts spilled, funeral. I'd hate to have young kids see that, but as an (immature?) adult, it's a riot.

      Maybe there's an object lesson for kids: if you run into the street, that's what may happen to you. My young kids kept slipping away and running into the street despite several rounds of stern punishment. Relatives had similar problems with their br...um...kids. Maybe kids need a dose of fear; it may save their life.

    3. Re:Imperfect Internet Filters !== bad internet by OrangeTide · · Score: 0

      Do you have any proof that "perversion and corrupt[ion]" is something that spreads or is contagious? That a stray thought harms children? Or is this just your own feeling and personal belief and we can safely ignore further comments on this topic?

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    4. Re:Imperfect Internet Filters !== bad internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are comparing a toy that was designed or manufactured carelessly to youtube videos that were designed to spread perversion and corrupt our children. This is a problem.

      I am not saying that parents don't need to be more careful and involved in what content their children consume, but this is a problem and needs to be resolved.

      In general, people who use terms like "spread perversion and corrupt our children" are self-righteous hypocritical assholes.

    5. Re:Imperfect Internet Filters !== bad internet by tomxor · · Score: 1

      You are comparing a toy that was designed or manufactured carelessly to youtube videos that were designed to spread perversion and corrupt our children. This is a problem.

      ... yeah you are right, it's not a sound analogy, the difference is that the videos passing through the filter are not broken or malicious, they are just intended for a different audience, and to remove them would be nothing less than baby proofing the world.

  13. I don't care about children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  14. Reminds me of the 80's by computational+super · · Score: 1

    Remember when reading comic books and listening to rock and roll music made us all worship Satan? Good times.

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    1. Re:Reminds me of the 80's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heavy metal does sound satanic.

    2. Re:Reminds me of the 80's by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Remember when reading comic books and listening to rock and roll music made us all worship Satan?

      Yes. All Hail Bill Gates!

    3. Re:Reminds me of the 80's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Hail Satan. Ok, maybe.

    4. Re:Reminds me of the 80's by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      The difference is in the statistical processes, so to speak. You hear that song a few times a day and you think it's cool and you play air guitar and what not but mostly you do your kid stuff. With this, the kid is seeing many bot-created hypnotizing repetitive actions over and over. The total "nerve system load", if such thing existed, is way heavier with these videos -- far more structured and laser focused on the kids' brains/minds.

    5. Re:Reminds me of the 80's by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Obviously you've never listened to Justin Beiber.

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    6. Re:Reminds me of the 80's by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Nah, I was too busy playing D&D.

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      Breakfast served all day!
    7. Re:Reminds me of the 80's by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Dungeons n' Dragons role-playing games that people insisted were satanic.

  15. Something is wrong? With...what? by da_Den_man · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With Parents who demand someone else watch and monitor their child's playtime activity? Instead of playing, the parents let the kids watch video's that the parents have not even watched once? That technology is good, but REAL interactions are the BEST? Yeah, something IS wrong indeed

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    You keep going until you die..."Me".
    1. Re:Something is wrong? With...what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Parents who demand someone else watch and monitor their child's playtime activity?

      Cheapskate parents who use an app instead of hiring a babysitter and then complain that the app isn't a perfect replacement?
      Well, guess the app was NOT marketed as one, and someone who can't be bothered to raise one's own kids should NOT be having them in the first place.

    2. Re:Something is wrong? With...what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      Yeah, how dare parents not have to comb every inch of every playground they take their kids to just to make sure some immature neckbeard didn't glue some tacks or nails on the slides, stairs, or rails just for their own personal kicks.

      The nerve of these parents using current technologies as tools for raising their kids!

      I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people.

  16. Eh... by Gilgaron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Next thing you know they'll be on Slashdot and click a link to goatse!

  17. How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly??? by dryriver · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So you are creating a Youtube site/app for Kids and are using _algorithms_ to keep the kids safe from bad content? Er, Google... how many tens of Billion dollars does your company have in its coffers? Is it so bloody hard to hire 500 people whose job it is to watch the videos and determine whether they are suitable for kids?

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Elon Musk put an AI chip in its head.
  18. asian child feeding customs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Asian parents like to stuff their children with food. To keep them eating, they let them watch youtube videos on a tablet. If they stop eating because they are full, the parents threaten to turn the tablet off. It's not uncommon for them to vomit after eating, which then results in more feeding and angry parents because "child is wasting food".

  19. Re:Saw one where an orange oranutan is President by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You saw wrong. The President is not an orangutan, orangutans are intelligent creatures.

    If you look closely at his tiny hands, you can see him signing "Your food is destroying my home." over and over.

  20. disturbing imagery, sometimes set to nursery rhym by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1, Informative
    Many nursery rhymes have gory origins.

    Ring around a rosie, is supposed to be an allegory of the black death.

    Some more such stuff

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    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
  21. An example by Harlequin80 · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is a video where gentle music plays and cutesy version of my little ponies slide across the screen into a box full of cotton wool. That is the original version. Goes for about 2 minutes. Sounds like torture when described like that but the kids liked it.

    Someone released a version where about 90 seconds in the box of cotton wool is replaced with a box of nails and the pony is eviscerated by them. There is also a change in the audio to a distorted "Oh Fuck". And it then goes back to the cutesy version.

    No other reason to do that then to get past the automated filters and mess with little kids.

    1. Re:An example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:An example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No other reason to do that then to get past the automated filters and mess with little kids."

      Actually it sounds kind of funny to me. I can see why a fair number of reasonable and ethical adults might want to view and share that video.

      Now if the creator/fair-use-modifier hid their identity, that's another key factor that the filters should have been keying on. If they didn't, I suppose we could ask them what their intent was. If they said they never had any intent of children youtube viewers viewing it, then I suppose it might merit investigation as to what protocols and procedures led to it happening.

      Keep an open mind. Never say Never.

    3. Re:An example by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No other reason to do that then to get past the automated filters and mess with little kids.

      Yup, some people are just plain ol' tacky assholes.

      What I don't get is how people think a website that literally anyone can upload a video to is a good babysitter for their kid. I mean, you wouldn't set up a playpen in the middle of Union Station and just leave little Johnny Bastard to the wolves, would you?

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    4. Re:An example by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      To be quite honest? Sounds like something idiots from 4chan/b/ would do.

    5. Re:An example by cmseagle · · Score: 2

      What I don't get is how people think a website that literally anyone can upload a video to is a good babysitter for their kid

      Because that website's marketing implies that it's kid friendly. It even looks fine to a parent taking a quick pass over the type of content their child is likely to be exposed to. The bad content is deliberately obfuscated by bad actors.

      A better analogy would be advertising a service as a daycare, having a nice front to fool parents, and then leaving little Johnny in a playpen in the middle of Union Station. Yeah, the parent could have tried harder to vet the service caring for their kid, but the service provider bears some responsibility for misleading the consumer's guardian.

    6. Re:An example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No other reason

      So the lulz don't count as a reason?

  22. Strong element of Corporate Cronyism. by Shalian · · Score: 2

    Regardless of the merits of the detailed examples, a lot of the article just struct me as saying, "If it's not from Disney you can't trust it!" Never mind your local children book authors! They may be up to something no good! CONSUME ONLY DISNEY.

    1. Re:Strong element of Corporate Cronyism. by ffkom · · Score: 2

      ... only to watch all those traumatizing genitalia in their movies? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pic... :-)

    2. Re:Strong element of Corporate Cronyism. by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

      Regardless of the merits of the detailed examples, a lot of the article just struct me as saying, "If it's not from Disney you can't trust it!" Never mind your local children book authors! They may be up to something no good! CONSUME ONLY DISNEY.

      The days of Disney being family friendly are long gone. Now all you see are very snarky kids shows with the lamest stereotypes and PC garbage. Disney traded in wholesome family entertainment for the Hollywood crowd.

  23. Stop destroying your joints when running. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep them in a baggie.

  24. Trolls, gee, whadda surprise by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Any public-submission-based site is going to have trolls, period. It's the Internet Way, not a conspiracy. Such a service has 3 choices:

    1. Live with a certain percentage of troll content and gags

    2. Have an expensive scrubber army to check everything

    3. Don't allow public submissions

  25. Question my beliefs? by Headw1nd · · Score: 3, Funny

    On the contrary, this only strengthens my beliefs about the internet. Like all the rest of it, at the very root is some man jacking off.

  26. Re:Creepy by Opportunist · · Score: 0

    Quite the opposite, we're busy childproofing the unicorns, lest someone got hurt by the pointy tip of its (very imaginary) horn.

    This has nothing to do with "normalizing pedophilia" and everything with normalizing censorship of anything that could remotely be considered entertaining because some people are busy thinking of the children constantly.

    Thinking about it... if you're thinking of the children all the time, chances are, you're a pedo.

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  27. oh wait ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 3

    ... so it is OK for me to not let my kids have smart phones and for me to police their internet usage?

    Because the rest of the time that supposedly makes us backward freaks.

  28. HA HA HA OH WOW!! by Dirk+Becher · · Score: 1

    HA HA HA OH WOW!!

  29. Re:How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly? by WolfgangVL · · Score: 3

    Can you imagine the trauma stories that would come out of that office? Have you ever actually sat and watched legit children's programming? I doubt the smut-porn police would last more than a week.

    Seriously though, if you replace the babysitter with a computer, your gonna get trolled. EVERY. TIME.

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  30. Obligatory Jim Carrie Reference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But somebody has to turn off the baby siter!"

  31. Re:How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly? by Curupira · · Score: 1

    Or, come on, at least offer an whitelist option on the Youtube Kids app?

  32. Yes. It's called humanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever the wonderfull, grandiose, extraordinary thing someone invents, within just one generation, someone else corrupts it and makes it a disgusting, evil thing.

    Welcome to the human race, the most advanced, intelligent, creative, disgusting and evil thing this earth has ever spawned.

  33. I'm not responsible for your kids by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They're your kids. Not mine. And neither I, nor "the internet", nor even a school, is responsible for raising them. You are. If you cannot be assed to take care of your kids, use rubbers.

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    1. Re: I'm not responsible for your kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They should quit calling the app YouTube Kids then.

      Also, who the fuck are you? Nobody asked you a dam thing. Why you taking this personally? You aren't google.

    2. Re:I'm not responsible for your kids by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      They're your kids. Not mine. And neither I, nor "the internet", nor even a school, is responsible for raising them. You are. If you cannot be assed to take care of your kids, use rubbers.

      Now, apply that to old people, and watch that attitude do a 180 the moment you become old and exhaust your savings (if you have any).

    3. Re:I'm not responsible for your kids by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I think the idea is that old people deserve the babysitting, since they've already spent a lifetime contributing to society.

      Now get off my lawn :D

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    4. Re:I'm not responsible for your kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... when I'm old and broke, raising other people's children will be my problem?

      I suppose as long as it pays decently...

    5. Re:I'm not responsible for your kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such vindictiveness.

      Has it occurred to you that we're trying to raise them? We know there are places where they can run about freely, places where we need to keep close watch on them, and places where we literally need to hold their hands pretty much constantly.

      But "which category a particular place falls into" is not always obvious at first sight. Plus, of course, it's a judgment call anyway, and some parents will make it differently from others, and there may not be any objectively measurable way to say whether either one is right or wrong.

      For all these reasons, it's useful to have someone pointing out the weaknesses in defenses that some parents may have been tempted to rely on. This does not make those parents terrible people.

    6. Re: I'm not responsible for your kids by TimothyHollins · · Score: 1

      I asked.
      And he's related to Google. He's the second-distant uncle-in-law Karl von Himmentropp-Google by marriage to Susan Google in 1988.

    7. Re:I'm not responsible for your kids by n329619 · · Score: 1

      They're your kids. Not mine. And neither I, nor "the internet", nor even a school, is responsible for raising them. You are. If you cannot be assed to take care of your kids, use rubbers.

      Now, apply that to old people, and watch that attitude do a 180 the moment you become old and exhaust your savings (if you have any).

      huh? apply that to old people?

      They're your old people. Not mine. And neither I, nor "the internet", nor even a school, is responsible for raising them. You are. If you cannot be assed to take care of your old people, use rubbers.

      If that exhausts your savings, you should let some random guy (me), "the internet" and school be responsible for taking care your old people?

      What am I reading?

    8. Re:I'm not responsible for your kids by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      What am I reading?

      You're not reading. Your'e demanding to be lead by the nose. You're intentionally being dense in an attempt to make some point, without regard to the fact that you look like an imbecile.

      They're your old people. Not mine. And neither I, nor "the internet", nor even a school, is responsible for [caring for] them.

      Clear enough? Now? How about now? You seem to believe that "raising" is strictly limited to children. Wrong.

      If you cannot be assed to take care of your old people, use rubbers.

      Makes as much sense as the original comment. If you can't be assed to take care of your parents, which you certainly have, you may as well not have children, which are, apparently, "optional." Except in a societal sense that without children there's nobody to become the next generation of workers, and to support the previous generation of workers who have become elderly.

      huh? apply that to old people?

      -Social security
      -Medicare
      -Homestead exemptions
      -other government "senior" assistance programs

      Happy to hear that you won't be using any of these since they violate a principle of "personal responsibility" that the the GP and, apparently, you hold so dear.

      "They're your old people. Not mine." "Chuck 'em out in the snow." You'll change your tune, as soon as it threatens to get cold for you.

    9. Re:I'm not responsible for your kids by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      I think the idea is that old people deserve the babysitting, since they've already spent a lifetime contributing to society.

      "Deserve?" "Already?"

      Not if it means taking away from my disposable income, leisure time, and ability to beat my chest about "personal responsibility" above all. Eff them too. Let their don't-exist-because-the-rubbers-children care for them in their homes by themselves.

      /s

    10. Re:I'm not responsible for your kids by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Well in theory, they're just supposed to be getting their own SS investments back.

      I know it doesn't actually work out that way, but you seem to be under the impression that the elderly are expecting something for nothing, when really, all they're expecting is repayment (with interest, adjusted for inflation).

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    11. Re:I'm not responsible for your kids by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      but you seem to be under the impression that the elderly are expecting something for nothing, when really, all they're expecting is repayment (with interest, adjusted for inflation).

      I'm under that impression because it's true.

      A $21.6 trillion unfunded obligation is not merely "repayment."

    12. Re:I'm not responsible for your kids by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      BTW, again, /s, although the unfunded benefit gap is quite real.

    13. Re:I'm not responsible for your kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Social security is not an "assistance" program, you fucking twat.

  34. Obligatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

  35. Internet is not the problem, you are by joao.cordeiro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The internet is like going outside it has war, killers, morons, sex, violence.
    And it should stay that way, as it should reflect all humans in this planet, not just middle class parents.

    The problem is ppl like you that think the internet could replace you as a parent.
    What you should do is to filter what your kind kids see, by seeing it 1st. In the same way you don't send you kid alone to the cinema. And while you do that, try to make your kids to think about what they are, in order to grow a strong personality and be able to face the internet and the street and a younger age.

    1. Re: Internet is not the problem, you are by joao.cordeiro · · Score: 1

      BTW, I have 2 kids, below 10 years old

    2. Re:Internet is not the problem, you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TIL that Youtube Kids amounted to the internet.

      Rationalizing shitty, childish behavior, and victim blaming... hrm.

      In case you didn't read, have a reading comprehension impairment, or unable to to connect the dots... this came about because parents saw what their kids saw under supervision.

      But instead of thinking "gee golly what kind of assholes would do this?", your reaction is "well why weren't the parents being helicopters!".

      For sake of future generations, I hope you educate your kids better than yourself.

    3. Re:Internet is not the problem, you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know where you live, but where I live the only things my kids have seen outside is morons, and maybe some violence.

      In America, tha MPAA has people who watch every movie for me to let me know which ones contain war, killers, sex, or violence. I can take my kids to the cinema without having to worry we'll encounter any of those things.

      But the problem with YouTube is that videos can have links in them to other videos in addition to the random suggested videos that show up next to the video you're watching. That means you can't turn your back on a kid watching YouTube because you never know what they might click on when you look away.

      In other words, it requires constant vigilance, you can only let your kids watch it when you have nothing else to do. And if I have free time to spend alone with my kids, why would I waste it watching YouTube?

      So if YouTube made a version that my kids could watch unattended, then they can watch it. In other words, if YouTube wants to be in the house, they have to make a version that I can trust unsupervised.

      dom

    4. Re:Internet is not the problem, you are by TimothyHollins · · Score: 1

      For his sake, I hope that he takes the appropriate caution when given parenting advice by someone so insightful they have to hide in anonymity.

    5. Re: Internet is not the problem, you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw yeah, attack the messenger.

      And you wonder why anonymity is being used.

    6. Re: Internet is not the problem, you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet is and will continue to be a dangerous place. In the same way that crossing the street is. This is a fact.

      And you, yes you, have the responsibility to protect you kid. This responsibility cannot be outsourced to some algorithm.

      Moving on

      The only viable solution is to create a referral system where ppl could be banned from the system if they presented a bad video. In the same way you would need some kind of reference to allow some one to take care of your kids.

  36. lewd situations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    their children have been shown videos with well-known characters in violent or lewd situations and other clips with disturbing imagery, sometimes set to nursery rhymes

    I miss the old Bugs Bunny hour...

  37. Re:How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly? by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    They don't need to pay people. They can allow users to vote up the videos and then allow other users to meta-moderate the votes. In exchange, they can hand out points which will eventually (maybe) be worth something. Google does this now with Google Contribute.

  38. It's not 'something', it's the Internet itself by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    The Internet has been twisted and subverted from being the font of information and a vastly useful tool for humanity in general, into something driven by greed and the very worst that humanity has to offer -- and there's many orders of magnitude more people in the world interested in keeping it that way (and making it more so) than there are people who want to fix the problems. As-is, the Internet may become something not worth having. At current you can ignore the worst of it, but if it reaches the point where the negativity and greed are pushing their way into everything, then it may be time to say good-bye to it.

    1. Re:It's not 'something', it's the Internet itself by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      The Internet has been twisted and subverted from being the font of information and a vastly useful tool for humanity in general, into something driven by greed and the very worst that humanity has to offer

      So... I take it you were never on Usenet?

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    2. Re:It's not 'something', it's the Internet itself by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of the time I think I must have been 12 years old browsing Usenet looking for posts about how to do the "Fatality" moves in the latest "Mortal Kombat" game and I came upon some troll posting his necrophilia fantasy. I told my Dad about it and he seemed more amused than shocked that I should have found such a thing.

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    3. Re:It's not 'something', it's the Internet itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you understand what a medium is? Should I say good-bye to language just because a lot of assholes use it?

  39. Re:How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly? by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    I watch all my kid's shows. As a result, I tend to pick interesting ones with story lines and morals instead of bright colors and songs. I like Blue's Clues, Tumbleleaf, Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, (and for an acid trip) Sarah and duck.

  40. ASMR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of these apear to qualify as potent ASMR triggers, which may explain their popularity. Surprised no one seems to be considering that.

    1. Re:ASMR by ffkom · · Score: 1

      That might be because "Autonomous sensory meridian response" is not experienced by the vast majority of people, and has little scientific evidence to indicate its existence as a specific phenomenon. And those who claim to experience ASMR are certainly even less present amongst Slashdot readers.

    2. Re:ASMR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, but it's not so obscure at YouTube, where a search for "ASMR" yields "About 10,600,000 results", many of which boast *millions* of views and consist of precisely the slow, methodical unpackaging demonstrated in the Surprise Eggs videos cited in the original post, which "depict, often at excruciating length, the process of unwrapping Kinder and other egg toys".

      Do Slashdot readers restrict themselves to this forum, remaining ignorant of a phenomenon which has been discussed for years now in venues ranging from NPR to The Atlantic to The Washington Post to Reddit, Slate, HuffPo, BBC News, and dozens of other major media outlets? One needn't experience something to be aware of it.

    3. Re:ASMR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, but this phenomenon has been discussed for years in any number of major media venues, and a search on YouTube for ASMR returns more than 10 million results, many of which have *millions* of views. The original poster observed that "Surprise Eggs videos depict, often at excruciating length, the process of unwrapping Kinder and other egg toys," which describes a staple of ASMR videos on YouTube. Smithsonian.com states: "Data from the Swansea University study shows most people have their first ASMR experiences as children." So it's not hard to speculate that the popularity of the videos cited may have something to do with ASMR, and if Slashdot readers are ignorant of the phenomenon, they really need to get out more.

  41. Re: We have a President who brags about groping wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least he doesn't lie about it like a certain couple named "Clinton" did.

  42. Missing the Point by nealric · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think a lot of commentators are missing the point of the original article. The fact that kids might see somewhat inappropriate videos is just a symptom of the underlying problem.

    The problem is that the information we see and content we view is increasingly the result of the interactions of various algorithms. You see this in the way Google inadvertently promotes conspiracy theories. The content itself starts to become more and more automated as every video or article just ends up being a reconfiguration of popular keywords. I suppose the dystopic end-game if this were in an episode of Black Mirror would have everyone completely disassociated from reality as all information they consume is simply generated and and pushed out to them by various bots interacting.

    1. Re:Missing the Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to have to be the one to point this out to you, but welcome to the revelation about how reality already works.

    2. Re:Missing the Point by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      tbh I'm not sure how that is a problem.......unless you have some kind of "algorithm = bad" knee-jerk reaction. It's not like human editors choosing what we see is so great.

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    3. Re:Missing the Point by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      This is true. It can be seen in another way Youtube algorithms work which is to flag content as inappropriate. Many times content is flagged within hours of being uploaded only to be challenged by the content creator and then a person removed the flag and say "oops, the algorithm made a mistake". The problem is, they never correct the algorithm and it just keeps on flagging stuff incorrectly in perpetuity.

    4. Re:Missing the Point by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      To get the point of the article, one would have to read and think critically. Something that /. is not very good at doing.

    5. Re:Missing the Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an obligatory xkcd, but I am having difficulty finding it. Something about how once you write troll bots good enough to bypass the filters, they are just as likely to add something of interest to the conversation. So algorithm = good for a sufficiently well-formed bot checker.

    6. Re:Missing the Point by phantomfive · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:Missing the Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is the sheer volume. When there's a small number of decent videos and a small number of troll rip-offs, then human vetting is probably feasible. When there's a billion algorithms puking out crap and 0.01% of those need to be excluded, then it's a huge, expensive problem to vet them and the vetting won't get done.

    8. Re:Missing the Point by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      But I would argue that that itself is a symptom of a lack of competition. Google has no need to improve the algorithm. There is no benefit to their doing it. It won't make them more money. Failing to do so won't cost them anything.

      If there was a competing site out there eating their lunch on the automated filtering and flagging, they'd be fixing that yesterday. At this point youtube is a monopoly, and with it comes all the problems that a monopoly brings.

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  43. I really wish that YouTube did this differently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If YouTube would put the hosting channel into the URL I could filter based on that.

    I don't know how many times I let my son watch some Etholabs video and then came back and he had clicked on another Minecraft video from someone that was... less in control of their vocabulary.

    If I could have white-listed YouTube.com/Ethoslab instead of YouTube.com, I could have prevented that, but they don't include the channel in the URL so I can't.

    1. Re:I really wish that YouTube did this differently by schleimkeim · · Score: 1

      I don't know how many times I let my son watch some Etholabs video and then came back and he had clicked on another Minecraft video from someone that was... less in control of their vocabulary.

      Or you could just watch what your kid is doing instead of leaving it alone with a tablet. Besides: I'm glad that I don't have kids that have to go to school with a bunch of idiots raised by fucking minecraft videos.

  44. Re:Creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess this isn't the best time to chime in and mention that good old dictionary-accurate pedophilia was "normalized" centuries before you were even born. Pedophilia being widely looked down upon is fairly new in historical terms. Even the very first "age of accountability" laws had a threshold around age 7. It should also be noted that "pedophilia" means sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children (those which have not yet hit puberty) and sexuality involving anyone who has hit puberty is NOT pedophilia. Wanting to fuck 12-year-olds (and 12-year-olds wanting to fuck) is a normal human behavior regardless of how uncomfortable that makes you feel. Pubescent children and adolescents have become infantilized by the helicopter parent and the nanny state. Kids aren't stupid but adults sure think they are. Adults who used to have more freedom than they afford their own children. The end result is scummy entitled shitty adult-children like SJWs, Antifa, and Black Lives Matter who need a firm set of smacks across the face and to spend a month being homeless because they never got a choice about whether they experienced the short-lived and very tiny risk of ending up with a grey-haired dick in the ass as younger people.

    As for actual pedophilia, very powerful people do things like that because they thrive on expressions of power and they can get away with it. They may not even like kids, they just like expressing their undisputable superiority over the normies. Nothing's gonna change that. Find a pile of billionaires and I guarantee you several of them have sex with children...just because they fucking can. Powerful people are assholes.

    Of course, none of that factual stuff is going to stop your hype-filled moral panic bullshit. Stop being stupid.

  45. I agree by Stomper_Stoddard · · Score: 1

    I agree, there is something wrong with the internet, but what is wrong with it, is not what you think it is.

  46. Re:How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly? by Minupla · · Score: 1

    Backyardigans was a favorite at our place for exactly this reason, it didn't make us want to run away screaming.

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  47. Just like in the public library by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I used to work in a public library in one of the worst neighbourhoods in my city. We had a small kids section with the usual selection of picture books, etc. Pretty regularly I would have to go through the books to remove the wildly inappropriate drawings that one or more twisted individuals had inserted between the pages. Can't see this YouTube thing as anything really different, except of course the scale is so much bigger, the imagery is even more frightening, it's harder to detect, and there isn't anyone monitoring for it ... OK, maybe it is a bit different.

    I don't think this was unheard of in other libraries either; in fact I seem to recall a Seinfeld episode where the practice was alluded to.

  48. Whippersnappers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was online back in the days when we had usenet, mailing lists and gopher, and we liked it.

    That said, it was was a place for IT, it was never a place for kids.

    We shared porn, we sent newbies to http://goatse.cx/ we told people to RTFM and the virtual world was ours.

    So bring your corporations, bring your families, bring your children. But remember this is our domain, we were here long before you and we'll be here until the end.

    If you drag your parents, your spouses and your children into the red light district, you all deserve everything you see. Don't come bitching to us because we just don't give a shit.

    1. Re:Whippersnappers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh ok, Youtube Kids is obviously the red light district.

      Are you mentally deficient or are you just trying to rationalize that you're not really just a sick fuck that gets his jollies off on kids.

    2. Re:Whippersnappers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither.

      We own this space. We have owned this space from day one. Everything you use here is built off of our hard work and knowledge.

      This is not some warm, fuzzy place where you can bring your religion and your children and your views on what the net should be.

      If you want to treat this as a free alternative to what parenting should be, that's fine by us because we're going to school them on what the real world is, that it is dirty and gritty and crude.

      This is our place where we will pirate whatever we want, we will dox you and out your hypocritical positions and it is especially a place where we will post crude and obscene stuff to youtube kids just to show you who is really in charge of the net.

  49. Re: How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's hard. There hasn't been a proper child appropriate content since the 70s. Better just let them watch pr0n

  50. grow up Mr Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's time to actually be a parent.

    captcha: impinge

    How fitting.

  51. Why say "taxpayer" by tepples · · Score: 1

    As a taxpayer, I demand the State does something about this internet.

    Why would you say 'taxpayer'? It has no relationship to citizenship...

    Both citizens and immigrants rely on services provided by the government, and taxation funds these services.

    1. Re:Why say "taxpayer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a taxpayer, I demand the State does something about this internet.

      Why would you say 'taxpayer'? It has no relationship to citizenship...

      Both citizens and immigrants rely on services provided by the government, and taxation funds these services.

      Re-iterated: paying taxes has no relationship to citizenship.
      Citizenship, on the other hand, is tied to voting, which politicians do pay attention to somewhat.

    2. Re:Why say "taxpayer" by tepples · · Score: 1

      paying taxes has no relationship to citizenship

      Correct. They are orthogonal.

      Paying taxes is a fee for a service. Neither the service nor the fee has a relationship to citizenship, but my point is that it doesn't need to. That's why Anonymous Coward #55501671 used the word "taxpayer" in preference to "citizen", as both taxpaying citizens and taxpaying immigrants demand a competent service in exchange for their tax money.

    3. Re: Why say "taxpayer" by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Citizenship, in the US at least, is not required to vote or participate in the political process. The only thing that you canâ(TM)t do without a citizenship is get top secret (although exceptions exist) clearance or become President.

      But even illegal residents vote. All you have to do is have a mailing address in the county/counties you want to vote in.

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    4. Re: Why say "taxpayer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Illegal residents don't vote, and I doubt you can show evidence beyond a handful that have even tried.

  52. Hitler and his Nazitübbies on youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even Hitler and his Nazitübbies on youtube.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    (not to worry, it was a comedy sketch)

  53. Re:How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've moderated for a few dating websites and one decently sized forum as a volunteer, and I have relatives who have been paid content reviewers for a major social media entity. None of us did it very long. You see a lot of crap you don't want to see and experience the nastiest parts of people.

  54. Something Is Wrong On the Internet by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    You must be new. Welcome to the Internet.

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    1. Re:Something Is Wrong On the Internet by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Obviously. "You Tube" is *NOT* "The Internet".

  55. Re: I really wish that YouTube did this differentl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can block channels in the YT account settings ya know?

  56. What bar on Amazon Video Direct by tepples · · Score: 1

    However, Netflix and Amazon have a pretty high bar on quality for content to get on there.

    Anyone with a bank account and a tax ID can upload video to Amazon Video Direct, so long as it's not obscene, not infringing, professionally produced, captioned, 720p or 1080p, and not high motion. What "pretty high bar" are you referring to?

    1. Re:What bar on Amazon Video Direct by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      What "pretty high bar" are you referring to?

      The one you just mentioned about actually vetting content, and not allowing anything obscene, maybe?

      It sure seems to me that Amazon does more to regulate content (intelligently, anyway) than YouTube.

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    2. Re:What bar on Amazon Video Direct by tepples · · Score: 1

      Amazon also has a policy against "Content that is freely available on the web, including content with open/public copyrights." This appears to forbid free cultural works from its platform. Do you consider it an acceptable tradeoff to be exposing your child to all proprietary video all the time, knowing that your child will be forever barred from ever creating anything substantially similar to anything he has seen on Amazon?

    3. Re:What bar on Amazon Video Direct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon also has a policy against "Content that is freely available on the web, including content with open/public copyrights." This appears to forbid free cultural works from its platform. Do you consider it an acceptable tradeoff to be exposing your child to all proprietary video all the time, knowing that your child will be forever barred from ever creating anything substantially similar to anything he has seen on Amazon?

      Yes.

    4. Re:What bar on Amazon Video Direct by tepples · · Score: 1

      I hereby propose the following hypothetical situation:

      1. When you are a child, your parents expose you to a proprietary audiovisual work.
      2. Over the years, the work slips from your conscious memory.
      3. You produce an audiovisual work.
      4. The owner of copyright in the work from part 1 threatens a copyright infringement lawsuit against you, claiming that the work you produced in part 3 is substantially similar to the work you viewed in part 1.

      In a situation like this, what would be your defense or mitigation?

  57. Kids and internets by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    Would you let your kids out in the red light district by themselves on a Friday night? No? Well...WTF are you using the internet as a substitute for parenting then? Yes? WTF were you not sterilized by court order?

    1. Re:Kids and internets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. But I would let them roam freely around a playground.

      Or are you saying Youtube Kids is the red light district?

    2. Re:Kids and internets by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's not the red light district, but it is a far cry from the playground down the street.

  58. Guaranteeing Computer Security Is HARD!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you are creating a Youtube site/app for Kids and are using _algorithms_ to keep the kids safe from bad content?

    Er, Google... how many tens of Billion dollars does your company have in its coffers?

    Is it so bloody hard to hire 500 people whose job it is to watch the videos and determine whether they are suitable for kids?

    While this is the good comment, there is also the "computers get hacked" factor. It does hurt to use Google for this example, but, just because one software maker does a perfect job of making a non-traumatizing-to-children kids application/media-experience, doesn't mean they are responsible for the security of the entire general purpose computer it is being run on. I.e. if there truly are nefarious actors out there intent on traumatizing children this way, and they have access to 'professional level' hacking methods, then... all the best software development in the world won't guarantee that the intent isn't realized. But, one can see how many parents will choose to have faith in God, Disney, Google, NSA/nobus, etc...

  59. One site or app is poorly curated by istartedi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Big company decides that bots are "good enough". They aren't. That's all this is. As bad as it is to sit your kids in front of the old fashioned tube, as much as you might complain about the FCC, there was pretty much zero chance that we were going to see Oscar, Big Bird, and the Count going at it in a 3-way. That's because real human adults were in charge, and were paid what they were worth. The Internet isn't broken. A bunch of greedy pigs just paid some cheap coders far less to create something much less safe, then a bunch of lazy parents sat their kids down in front of it. The results were predictable.

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    1. Re:One site or app is poorly curated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oscar, Big Bird, and the Count going at it in a 3-way

      Most people don't know these things, but Sesame Street is much deeper on politicial and historical/social contexts.

      So, of course the above would never happen.

      The Count would put Oscar to work on the plantation, the grimy serf that he is, and "Big Bird" would clearly have "non-citizen" status (not being human) and have to fill out punch cards and keep other "statistics" on all the "workers".

      Count == title of nobility, runs the "county". Clearly is above the other 2.

      "Oscar" == lowest class, toiler in the field. Obviously a slave/serf.

      "Big Bird" == non-citizen, non-human. Could be deported and/or executed, but better to put him to work as well

      "Freedom through work"

      At some point they might get fed up with nobility of course, and go all French Revolution or "declaration of independence" on the "Count"...but from what I know of oscar and big bird, especially having to work together, that is unlikely.

      Big Bird might try to rebel, the count will put him down, and Oscar will just say "see, I told him so, he didn't listen"

      Elmo is obviously a lawyer, always referring to himself in third person about how important he is and his opinions. So he might help declare independence, but unlikely that Oscar will cooperate with anyone.

      Big Bird has a shot...but he has to get Elmo to help him declare independence from the count, otherwise all is lost.

      Bert and Ernie and Cookie Monster are obviously freemasons, so they might help revolt against the Count, but I don't see them saving Big Bird.

      (Bert and Ernie are clearly "progressive" and sex-obsessed, while Cookie monster obviously does not believe in private property so is all about "Revolution" and taking other people's cookies).

  60. "Something is wrong on the Internet" by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Understatement of the millennium.

  61. hashtag moderation matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    communications tools.

    There may come a day when you hand your kid a tablet with a terabyte of wikipedia derived information, and the tablet has no internet connection. It was still the internet that was in large part responsible for the existence of that curated collection of human knowledge. Parents are the proto-moderators in their childrens lives. Moderation matters. It's a lifelong thing. Amongst powerful communication tools. And even absent those tools.

  62. Re: disturbing imagery, sometimes set to nursery r by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    Snopes and some other "experts" say it's not about the black death. I just learned this earlier today... man the matrix i mean internet is weird like that.

    https://www.snopes.com/languag...

  63. Re:How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Is it so bloody hard to hire 500 people whose job it is to watch the videos and determine whether they are suitable for kids?

    Well, I mean, the government only lets them import so main H-1B workers every year...

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  64. Re: How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    HR Pufnstuf was the best kids show.

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  65. But the conservatives! by wjcofkc · · Score: 2

    YouTube is going nuts thought policing conservatives while this kind of garbage intended for kids gets right by? Yes, I watched some of the videos in question, and they are disturbing. I find it absolutely astounding that Google\YouTube puts human effort into censoring political material for adults, and then turns around and says it's up to adults to police the kids section. What the actual fuck?

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    1. Re:But the conservatives! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... says it's up to adults to police the kids ...

      This what the 'small government' crowd want to hear, what the 'I know better' crowd want to hear. In reality, it's a side-effect of a neo-liberal government, which 40 years ago realized there is a whole demographic they can refuse to protect from big business.

      'Think of the children' laws mean they have some privacy, which is now being destroyed by schools-in-the-cloud services. Big business doesn't want children to have principles like truth* and happiness: Principles get in the way of children being consumers, or the product.

      (*): Telling children a stranger is going to break into their house and give them nice things (Santa Claus, Tooth fairy), is a dangerous untruth. But it, like telling children they can go to a stranger's house and demand free dessert (trick or treat), makes big business happy.

  66. Re: I really wish that YouTube did this differentl by TangoMargarine · · Score: 2

    Whitelist, not blacklist.

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  67. What you have to do by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    If you're going to let your children watch youtube unattended, you'll have to first sit them down and give them a talk about the dangers of lighting your own farts. Maybe make them watch a video of someone pooping their pants while trying. It's for their own good.

  68. Actually, by nashv · · Score: 1

    Nothing is wrong with the internet. But I've long held the belief that something is wrong with people.

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  69. Re: Creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Found the pedo.

  70. The internet is for porn by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that's what they're referring to, is probably porn type material with what normally are children's characters, or story-lines with lewdness added.

    And while I'm the type of person who thinks if something someone else enjoys isn't hurting anything, then fine. But I think some of this type of material is banned in some countries, and perhaps this is why, because potential for accidental exposure for children. There's some insane shit out there that you just can't unsee once you've seen it. And I'm saying that as an adult. I can't hardly imagine the sorts of nightmares or other psychological harm some material could do to a child.

    So the content-type crossover is definitely there, and the filtering needs work, or YouTube needs work on overall permitted videos. I dunno, it's a complicated problem because there's an audience for that type of content, and that's not wrong, but keeping it out of reach of children, yeah, it's just not so easy. Mostly cuz, well, a pretty large part of the internet's usage is pornographic in nature. Some say the pornographic stuff is what got the internet really rolling in the mid 90's. So it's kinda hard to filter out ALL of it, cuz it's frickin everywhere.

    1. Re:The internet is for porn by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      To those of you who aren't familiar with what he's talking about, try Googling "pony porn"

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  71. List of offensive things found by computerchimp · · Score: 1

    Things I found on youtube kids that should not have been there

    1) a cartoon promoting Islam as the only religion and all other religions as false.
    2) tons of Peppa Pig satires that were not suitable for kids.
    3) parents getting around child labor laws by clearly working their kids long hours doing videos for profit.
    4) kids providing a bad example for my kid.

    I would recommend every parent not allow their kids access to it.
    It can't be trusted so I uninstalled the app and made my own playlists.

  72. Re: disturbing imagery, sometimes set to nursery r by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    snopes has been thoroughly debunked at this point and is not a reliable source of what is factual, even though I agree with them in this case.
    I'd recommend not citing snopes for a reference though.

  73. Re: Creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please kill yourself :)

  74. Wait... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ...you mean I can't just plop my kid in a chair, throw my ipad at them and tell them to watch youtube until I'm ready to deal with them?

    Well, fuck, why didn't anyone tell me that BEFORE I started producing womb fruit?

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  75. The people here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    defending this sort of behavior are the same kind of people who would go and crazy glue tacks and nails to odd spots of playground slides, railings and stairways for a kick.

  76. Re: I really wish that YouTube did this different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops.

    OP is talking about the wrong YouTube anyways.
    The Kids app would have stopped the foul mouthed lets player.

  77. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, Youtube was the one that thought that creepy shit with grown men dressed in a shitty spiderman skin-suit pretending hump and shit on a jank Elsa was quality ad-friendly chidlren's programming.

    Also, fuck you. The internet is the internet. Get over yourself.

  78. The RUSSIANS, obviously! by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    are responsible for this.

    In Soviet Russia, the Internet Tubes You!

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    Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
  79. Summary: Think of the children. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want X.

  80. Re:Creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of these parents spending time child-proofing the world, it would be better spent world-proofing the child.

  81. What's wrong? by sproketboy · · Score: 0

    LEFTISTS.

  82. Children or young children? by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    In a country where you can keep your "children" on your health insurance until they're 25, I have to ask if we're talking about young children or all children. There are seemingly millions of "children" over the age of 18 who are scared of their own shadow. Everything startles, offends, and scares them. They're incapable of handling any stressful situations . . . . like cooking their own meals, changing a flat tire, encountering opinions that are opposite from their own, etc.. I wonder who ties their shoes before they leave the house.

    Yes, I'm being a little bit humorous at the expense of the younger generation. But some of the problems we see with them probably started when they were young children with helicopter parents. Hey, everybody gets a trophy!!

    Nobody can "give" you self-esteem. That's why it's called SELF-esteem. Get a few little bumps and bruises to your body and ego while you're young, and you can handle the much larger ones when you grow up.

    1. Re:Children or young children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, this started with the "it was only a joke! (I bashed that fuckers skull in)" and the "i'm totally not a racist (i hate that fucking n!gg3r)" generation. Now that they can't abuse kids at the local church or parish anymore, they need to get their jollies off on Youtube Kids.

  83. "Bad actors"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, bad actors are turning up in unusual and unexpected places on the internet. I even saw Wil Wheaton on the news today!

  84. bad people doing bad things irredeemably by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You ought to have brought more attention to your lack of characterization of 'twisted individuals'. No doubt the age range of the perps was full spectrum. A good scene in the movie "what dreams may come" involves a young girl adding a penis and urine to a mural with a crayon. A good scene in the movie "chocolat" involves a young boy creatively sketching 'gruesome' scenes. I recall at about the same age I was getting attention in grade school as I managed to find words like "shit" and "ass" in the school library. I might have even underlined them in the dictionary, can't remember.

    Now of course thats not to totally detract from those pedophiles and sadists out there that simply want to traumatize children because it gets them off somehow. But again, it's a full spectrum issue. One can readily imagine some backwoods biblebelt town a couple decades ago where closet homosexuals, tired of being persecuted and tortured by biblethumpers quoting sodom and gamorrah as well as anti-sodomy statutes codified in state law, rebelling by adding some same sex bunny rabbits humping each other in kids books at the school library.

    I suppose it's best to expect that children will face a variety of traumas in their childhood, and plan on how to mitigate that with long term effective education. But that might be more effort than many parents want to give the issue before deciding to cast their concerns to the God/Google/NSA/orDisney that they've chosen to have faith in.

  85. Parents don't exist by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    I can't tell you how many times I read a magazine, a book, or watched a tv show or a movie growing up that my parents didn't authorize in-advance. I don't think children are expected to have free-reign over all of youtube kids. Any parent that thinks someone else can censor content for their own children is just a terrible parent. Your child has specifics. Your family has specifics. Your own parenting style has specifics. They are your children, and your specifics.

  86. Yeah Dad, you told us! by CaffeinatedTech · · Score: 1

    We already know that the internet is a bad place for children. This is something that people know right? Might as well send the kids off to play in a playground in the middle of a minefield.

  87. Quote Agent K from MIB I ... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & "There's always an alien battlecruiser, or Corellian deathray, or intergalactic plague that's about to wipe out life on this miserable little planet - The only way these people get on with their happy lives is THEY DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!"

    APK

    P.S.=> Truer words have never been spoken... apk

  88. Re: disturbing imagery, sometimes set to nursery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Debunking a site that debunks things?

    That'll be debunked soon.

  89. There's... by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 1

    ...nowt stranger than folk. Don't let yer kids near the interwebs, parents.

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  90. Re:How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    daniel Tiger sux0rz. Twilight Sparkle ruleZ!!!1

  91. Nation-state psyops against the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The motives for doing this for money are poor and/or have poor metrics (would ad revenue cover the costs of video production work, before getting banned?). However, if the motivation was deliberate harm of another nation's children, particularly the USA, a country that has increasingly poor parenting at impressionable child ages due to both parents being heavily overworked, this is long-game brilliant.

    Undo/undermine the progress of improved economies (improved societal wealth improving general education levels) and improved environmental controls (lead paint correlation with violence and impulse control for example), and you can knock back an entire generation of citizens.

    If this is done by another major nation that already implements national information controls (thus can protect their own content located on their own national/regional internet services), then this is soft power writ large. If this was true though, how should this be treated/reacted to? Doing stuff like long range psuedo-pirate radio broadcast psyops like Voice-of-America is one thing, but deliberately corrupting content intended for unsupervised children in a systemic way with extremely broad reach is cranking up the severity to 11. This would effectively be an active attack against the future citizens of a nation.

    But what is this, exactly then, since it is not a physical attack, with no declaration of war, no obvious head to strangle? Mass scale psyops? Regime undermining? Cyberwarfare? Semiotic Warfare? Terrorism (in an excessively broad sense)? Then ask yourself, where is the line the sand? What is our appetite for this, our Red Line? If we find this unacceptable, what is our response? The US has been using culture exports as a form of mass psyops on other countries for decades, admittedly not in a terribly coordinated fashion, but we are guilty of similar things.

    Is our government, our legal structures, our economy fundamentally weak to this kind of operation? Does the necessary reaction to actually stop this rub against certain fundamental rights and economic truths of our way of life, such that to address this means violating or corrupting our principles?

    Leaving parenting to the iPad is a pandora's box we've already opened. Asking parents not to expose their kids to technology/content before middle school is a tough sell, as the reason for this happening is tired parents wanting to keep their attention seeking children occupied rather than actually responding to them. Why would that be? Our economy/society dictates that despite record worker productivity, we have not had a corresponding reduction in individual employee workload, thus burdening current workers far more than their predecessors to the point they come home as zombies. We made ourselves vulnerable to this.

  92. Something is wrong on slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the articles are complete garbage.

  93. We already know who made them by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Ethan Bradbury and his brother made about half of them and some creepy German guy made the other half. This is not news. The fact that Youtube STILL refuses to get rid of clones of their type of content after they both were restricted or banned definitely is news though. They're SO incompetent and clueless and lean on their idiotic and useless AI bot to find stuff like this.

  94. Re: I really wish that YouTube did this differentl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God damn Nazis on the internet.

  95. Youtube Horror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've experienced this just last month. My 3 year-old and a half was screaming while staring at my tablet, it was unusual because both his hands were shaking and shouting "change please!" "change please!", so I approached him and asked him about his problem, it was a zombie nursery rhyme with a lot of screaming at the background. I was just very lucky that he didn't grab the device and threw it out of the window. Didn't know there's also a YT Kids, thanks for some comments above.

  96. dice man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, Andrew Dice Clay reciting nursery rhymes is inappropriate for children? Someone should have told my parents that...

  97. SO WHAT by schleimkeim · · Score: 1

    parents like Ms. Burns have complained that their children have been shown videos with well-known characters in violent or lewd situations and other clips with disturbing imagery, sometimes set to nursery rhymes.

    Maybe parents like Ms. Burns should actually watch their kids instead of just handing them a fucking tablet.

  98. How is this worse than Bugs Bunny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you going to ban all violent cartoons now? Good luck with that.

  99. 'Trolls' playing into the hands of authoritarians. by Martin+S. · · Score: 1

    This sort of behaviour plays into the hands of the authoritarians who want to 'clamp down' on the internet. If we do not find a way to self regulate the worst extremes, regulation will be forced up us.

    In the UK we've seen Amanda Rudd, the Home Secretary (similar to US Homeland Security), demand backdoor access to to end-to-end encryption.

  100. Re:How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easier to let the viewers rate the videos for each other. I'd love to see Youtube have some library style indexing where videos could be placed in hierarchical categories; fiction, satire, comedy/[animals|people|cartoons], documentary

  101. TV solved this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you must sit your kids in front of the TV - I have 4, and have done it with all - theres this thing called 'channels' where humans curate what goes into those channels.

    AI still has too far to go to trust it without kids ...

    It'd also make sense to have those Google employees who are parents, work on Google, and be able to answer, "am I putting little Suzie in front of this?"

  102. Yes something is wrong with the internet by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    It's filled with people. Obligatory Dilbert.

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  103. Re: How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are still fans of PBS (how old fashioned!). We like Peg plus Cat, Sesame Street, and Doc McStuffins. They are not particularly mind numbing to me, but as a parent I think I am a lot more accepting of cartoons when I see that my kid is actually getting something valuable out of them. The beauty of pbs is that it is inherently extremely curated. I can turn on Sesame Street without worrying whether someone has injected a murder scene into the middle of it. Any media that uses an algorithm to determine acceptability is questionable IMO, even if it has the word Kids after it.

    We do watch some YouTube, but I quickly scan through a video before I let my kid watch it. Itâ(TM)s really easy to sit your kid in front of a tablet and let them cruise YouTube. Itâ(TM)s almost easy to spend 30 seconds to queue up a few videos that you know are safe before handing it to your kid, and occasionally glance over to make sure they are still within that queue.

  104. YouTube Whitelist by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    Awhile back I had an idea for a YouTube Whitelist application. The parent would choose which YouTube channels were appropriate for their kids. The kids, then, could watch any of the videos on these channels. I came up with this after my kids - who love watching videos of people playing video games - stumbled upon some videos that weren't appropriate. (Nothing too horrible, luckily. Just foul language that I didn't want them imitating.) Unfortunately, I never got the chance to work on this. If someone else wants to take the idea and run with it, go for it.

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  105. Rule 34 by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

    It's to be expected, but guess we're growing up. When it's not simply our "childhood" under threat, but our children, it's not funny anymore.

  106. Han Solo shot (first and last) by Evtim · · Score: 2

    Well, I think both the baby boomers and the GenX have gone senile so the millennials through no fault of their own are less capable to face difficulties in life.

    The Han Solo story illustrates this perfectly. Lucas commented that he never expected so much outrage for changing that scene. "If people want Han Solo to be murderer (!?!?!?) then so be it".
    Now wait a minute! What you say is that our children must be taught that if they have a professional murderer pointing a gun at them from 1m who has stated already that he wants to kill you (or take the money which from HS point of view is the same, if he had the money) and you have this one in a billion chance to come on top you should not take it because it is "bad" or "immoral"? What kind of retarded message is that? If I had children I would not want them to listen to senile uncle Lucas....

    1. Re:Han Solo shot (first and last) by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Well, I think both the baby boomers and the GenX have gone senile

      As a younger Xer, I have to agree: the people in my generation are a bunch of idiots. I don't remember them being this way when I was in high school or college; they seemed like pretty reasonable people back then. But now, ~20-25 years later, they've turned into a bunch of religious nuts and extremist morons (and I'm talking about the same people I went to school with, not just people in the same age range).

  107. Spider-man and Elsa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want creepy shit that kids shouldn't be watching? And I don't mean 'creepy' as in horror movie creepy, I mean creepy as in 'potentially pedo' creepy.

    Spider-man and Elsa videos.

  108. Hopefully by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    That's what I've been doing so far. In fact I don't even let my kid on the internet, his tablet doesn't have access, is in airplane mode, and anything I want him to see I preview and download for offline viewing.

  109. No, some use human actors by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    The videos containing human actors are definitely not auto generated.

    1. Re:No, some use human actors by nealric · · Score: 1

      But the article talks about how the content is still dictated by algorithms- the human actors are acting out the algorithm-generated content.

    2. Re:No, some use human actors by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

      Not the content but the sorting of content into autoplay lists and categorized as appropriate for YouTube Kids app, not curated by humans

      Yes besides that there is some auto generated content but not the one from the NYTimes link with the human kid with a razor scrape on their forehead

  110. it's more than that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4chan has been on this for months. It goes far beyond what this article discusses.
    YouTube doesn't remove these videos, and the comments are frequently used to trade child porn.

  111. So what? The internet has no "kids hours" by gotan · · Score: 1

    That it is easy to draw horror-scenes in syrupy sweet comic style has been known for long enough, a nice example of this is "Happy tree friends". Obviously such and similar content found it's way to the internet, including youtube.

    And all this lengthy talk about "delamination of brand and content" indicates, that the author obviously slept through about two decades of availability for all kinds of combinations between well known comic characters with porn, splatter and whatnot.

    And wohoo, algorithms can be tricked and there will always be "pranksters" to do that, see what they did to Microsofts Tay AI.

    The internet is no Nursery. Being induced to follow a link to tubgirl or goatse (don't search for that if you haven't seen it, just trust me that you don't want to go down that road, what has been seen can not be unseen, you have been warned) is an instructive if unpleasant (for adults) experience. Applying small world theory / Six degrees of separation a few clicks should get you from (m)any place(s) in the internet to (almost) anywhere else. Sure, you can build a safe cul-de-sac, but only if you control all the exits and all the content that gets in it. The moment one starts from some google search all bets are off.

    So don't let your five year old roam the internet unattended, you wouldn't let that kid stumble through some typical metropolis at night either.

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  112. It's not the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the people USING it that's the problem. Stop blaming the method instead of the individual behind it. It's called PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY, something you liberals fail to comprehend.

  113. Parents upset at having to Parent by Sarusa · · Score: 1

    Golly gee whiz, Mommy thought she could just leave little Declan and Aria parked at the computer for a few hours unsupervised so she could have a little Happy Juice and watch her soaps. But no, apparently there are 'disturbing' videos on YouTube. Did someone mention evolution?

    This is an outrage! Something should be done! By someone who's not me!

  114. Re:How Hard Is It To Curate Youtube KIDS Properly? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Is it so bloody hard to hire 500 people whose job it is to watch the videos and determine whether they are suitable for kids?

    How do they determine what's suitable for kids though? For instance, if cartoons show adult women without coverings on their heads, that's completely unsuitable and pornographic, according to some people. Or if cartoons show kids celebrating Halloween, that's teaching them to worship satan according to other people.

  115. What's wrong with the Internet? by dddux · · Score: 1

    OK, what's wrong with the internet is way too much ads and popups everywhere, but this?! I was expecting something completely different. This is more of a LOL than a serious issue.

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  116. Youtube Kids ate my balls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, if you were on Usenet or the earlier web in the 90s, before MySpace and Facebook, it just sounds like the title of this article should be "The internet is still the internet."