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  1. Yeah that's what I thought.

  2. Yeah and get people back into an Apple store so they can have another crack at the upsell.

  3. Re:Because there aren't enough humans on Scientists Get Closer To Replicating Human Sperm (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    There's plenty of other planets and systems for us to infest yet I bet.

    An automated 'seed' ship could grow new humans at the right time to raise and train them before reaching a good looking planet. Assuming the ship-board AI doesn't go Skynet on the way.

  4. That's because they sell a service to promote a post. They are cutting out one method to circumvent it.

  5. Do sleep drugs help? on Older Adults' Forgetfulness Tied To Faulty Brain Rhythms In Sleep, Study Says (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    So do we know if chemically assisting sleep can help with these brain waves? And further than that, is there something more natural that might help this, like marijuana, or even a low dose of alcohol?

  6. Re:Fix the fucking game!!! on Free Game Company Sues 14-Year-Old Over 'Cheats' Video -- Claiming DMCA Violation (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 0

    That was my first thought. Must be cheaper and better publicity to go to court than to fix it.

  7. And so can the NSA on Google Can Tell if Someone Is Looking at Your Phone Over Your Shoulder (qz.com) · · Score: 0

    Phone notices extra eyeballs, sends a pic back home to identify the person, checks the NSA's Person Of Interest list for a match, triggers an alert.

    Do your part for national security, breach everyone's privacy everywhere you go.

    Its not that far fetched right? I mean if there is a high-profile event, the NSA could say "right, better switch on the google eyeball scanner in that area. We'll let GladOS profile these pricks before they get a chance to make a move." Then they leave a hard drive full of that data on the counter in a cafe.

    Wow, can you imagine being in witness protection these days with all of the different ways to be identified.

  8. Elon Musk should be on it on What They Don't Tell You About Climate Change (economist.com) · · Score: 0

    I mean Elon Musk will be wanting terraforming plants soon enough right. He's got this.

  9. Come down to Australia mate on Foreign Students Have Begun To Shun the United States (axios.com) · · Score: 0

    Come down to Australia mate. Plenty of smart people here. We invented WiFi and medical penicillin. Sure, the place is full of creatures that can kill ya, but you get used to that. We might sound racist, but we're just having a laugh with ya. Just crack a few jokes and a few tinnies after class and we'll get on like a fuckin house on fire.

  10. Working at home on 37% of Netflix Subscribers Say They Binge-Watch While at Work (netflix.com) · · Score: 0

    How many home based businesses in the US? I often 'watch' something in a small window in the corner of my screen while I'm working.

  11. Whores will have their trinkets. on Apple Is Back To Being the World's Top Wearable Maker (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 0

    Man I wish Pebble didn't screw up. The market is full of toy smart-watches.

  12. Yeah Dad, you told us! on 'Something Is Wrong On the Internet' (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    We already know that the internet is a bad place for children. This is something that people know right? Might as well send the kids off to play in a playground in the middle of a minefield.

  13. Just read the bugzilla thread. https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/s... This is part of the `privacy.resistFingerprinting` preference which is disabled by default for all users. So developers who actually legitimately use canvas shouldn't be hit too hard. Just another post on the FAQ page.

  14. Didn't mention Kodi for a change. on Another Million Subscribers Cut the Pay TV Cord Last Quarter (dslreports.com) · · Score: 1

    Wow, no mention of Kodi in the article. It's usually their fault right?

  15. drop test market is going like gangbusters on Apple Crushes Expectations, Sees Record Holiday Quarter (axios.com) · · Score: 1

    46 million iPhones, That's a lot of drop test videos.

  16. I bet they did a quick bikini wax before they lifted their skirt.

  17. Cyberdyne spin doctors on Are Companies Overhyping AI? (hackaday.com) · · Score: 1

    This sounds like the sort of article that Cyberdyne Systems would have written before unleashing Skynet.