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Apple Seems To Have Forgotten About the Whole 'It Just Works' Thing (zdnet.com)

Adrian Kingsley-Hughes, writing for ZDNet: "It just works." This is the phrase that Steve Jobs trotted out year after year to describe products or services that he was unveiling. Well, Steve is now long gone, and so it the ethos of "it just works." 2017 was a petty bad year for Apple software quality. Just over the past few weeks we seen both macOS and iOS hit by several high profile bugs. And what's worse is that the fixes that Apple pushed out -- in a rushed manner -- themselves caused problems. A serious -- and very stupid -- root bug was uncovered in macOS. The patch that Apple pushed out for the root bug broke file sharing for some. Updating macOS to 10.13.1 after installing the root patch rolled back the root bug patch. iOS 11 was hit by a date bug that caused devices to crash when an app generated a notification, forcing Apple to prematurely release iOS 11.2. iOS 11.2 contained a HomeKit bug that broke remote access for shared users. And this is just a selection of the bugs that users have had to contend with over the past few weeks. And it's not just been limited to the past few weeks. There's no such thing as perfect code, and sometimes high-profile security vulnerabilities can result in patches being pushed out that are not as well tested as they could be. But on the other hand, Apple isn't some budget hardware maker pushing stuff out on a shoestring and scrabbling for a razor-thin profit margin.

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  1. alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    âoeIt just doesnâ(TM)t workâ

    -Steve Jobs

    1. Re:alternative medicine by shaitand · · Score: 2

      It just might work(TM)

      -Steve Jobs

    2. Re:alternative medicine by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      The terrible Apple formatting is the icing on the cake. Really, you could have just typed anything with quotes around it and it would have made the point.

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    3. Re:alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " I know our posters say 'Think differently,' but our real slogan is 'No refunds' "

    4. Re:alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just works, slower and slower.
       

    5. Re: alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I "just" works.

      There. I fixed that for you.

    6. Re:alternative medicine by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      It just about works.

      It only just works.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    7. Re:alternative medicine by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      Because unicode is holy writ, rather than wholly shit.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    8. Re:alternative medicine by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I don't give a cunting fuck how long it's been around. Roman numerals are over 2000 years old, but do you use them for calculations?

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    9. Re:alternative medicine by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

      It works?!

    10. Re:alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent modded "informative" and a straight honest reply modded "offtopic."

      Nice work, crackhead mods.

    11. Re:alternative medicine by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      It just might work(TM)

      -Steve Jobs

      In my experience "It just never worked"

      I thought it was because Apple devices hated me, but now other people share my experience.

    12. Re:alternative medicine by andreas.hummelbrunne · · Score: 1

      It finally works!

    13. Re:alternative medicine by andreas.hummelbrunne · · Score: 1

      That's what happens when the community is the mod.

    14. Re:alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe in 2000 more years, Slashdot will finally get into the 21st Century.

    15. Re:alternative medicine by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      how is that any kind of argument when ASCII is even older?

      It's a counter to an argument that was irrelevant to start with.

      Can you think of ANY good reason to stay stuck in 1972

      Sure. English, French, German, Italian, Spanish and Dutch haven't added any new letters since then.

      when better, well-established standards are available?

      Let me know when they are.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    16. Re:alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> how is that any kind of argument when ASCII is even older?
      > It's a counter to an argument that was irrelevant to start with.

      Sorry, but it's entirely relevant when a leading news website fails to adopt a technology well over 20 years old that every other major site seems to have no problem with.

    17. Re:alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Can you think of ANY good reason to stay stuck in 1972
      > Sure. English, French, German, Italian, Spanish and Dutch haven't added any new letters since then.

      I don't know if you've noticed, but the biggest problem here seems to be punctuation, not foreign languages.

      If your site can't handle dashes and curly quotes, it's because a) you're incompetent or b) you're lazy.

      >> when better, well-established standards are available?
      > Let me know when they are.

      UTF-8 isn't a perfect solution but it's ingenious. There's no good reason to pretend it doesn't exist and is ready for use TODAY.

    18. Re:alternative medicine by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you've noticed, but the biggest problem here seems to be punctuation, not foreign languages.

      I've noticed that it buggers up umlauts and accents too. Those are those dots and slopey lines you see above letters in German & French.

      If your site can't handle dashes and curly quotes

      Which language were they added to? Don't recall Shakespeare using them, or Dante.

      UTF-8 isn't a perfect solution but it's ingenious.

      I just love things that work except when they don't.

      There's no good reason to pretend it doesn't exist

      There's no good reason to pretend there's a use case for it either (at least one that justifies the additional baggage), unless you're a Japanese schoolgirl.

      If you want to draw squiggles ask Santa for some crayons.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    19. Re:alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Merry Christmas, dickhead.

  2. All part of the marketing strategy... by Quakeulf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next year they'll relaunch everything with the slogan:

    It just works. Again.

    1. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "It's thinner, whiter, and has a slightly more recessed Apple logo, and at twice the price you'll know you're better than everyone else."

      The result will be a sales goldmine.

    2. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. It's now "You'll just pay."

      That will never change.

    3. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how many days in advanced are we standing in line this year?

    4. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Personally I'm 'in line' to dump my Apple phone in just a week or so. And I wouldn't have had it in the first place except that my employer was willing to subsidize the purchase.

      I'm missing some of the functionality of my old BlackBerry, though that company has it's own issues so this time I'm going with an Android device. All mine, to do with as I please, without Apple's stupid restrictions.

    5. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let us know how your Android experience goes. So far, I'm 3 for 3 in the past two weeks of trying to get an app I really wanted and the Play Store saying "Your device isn't compatible with this app".

    6. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      It's up to the developer how many devices they make their app compatible with, same as on iphone.

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    7. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      > So far, I'm 3 for 3 in the past two weeks of trying to get an app I really wanted and the Play Store saying "Your device isn't compatible with this app".

      I'm more interested in being able to access my phone's available storage without having to load iTunes on a computer first. Every other smart phone I've owned just plugged in to a USB port and presented itself as a flash drive. Sure, my BlackBerry (tried) to limit which folders I could access, but I still could do it.

      As long as I can access my email, load a GPS nav app, take some snapshots, browse the Internet, and access the available storage... that's pretty much all I am concerned with beyond the primary use as an actual phone. I might occasionally load a video or game on it, but if it doesn't work I won't get upset about it.

      I really do expect to be quite happy with the device.

    8. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy the vendor-ware and being stuck on whatever version of Android your manufacturer and provider settle on. And security updates, oh lord, haha, not for long.

    9. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Slow? You are perceiving it wrong!"
            -- Jobs

    10. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which apps were they and which phone do you have?

      If the apps are super ancient and not maintained, that's kind of expected. If your phone is old (3+ years) or some zero-name phone, that's also to be expected. If you have a Samsung, HTC, Motorola, Huawei, you should have no problems with a huge %age of the apps. Things on the Android side move quite a bit faster as the compentition is much more fierce even within it's own ecosystem, so i'm not terribly surprised. Even then, most of my apps move over fine - I still have a huge number of apps that worked on my HTC Nexus One and Galaxy Nexus that still do on my recent hand-me-down of a Samsung Galaxy S7.

    11. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never understood why Apple imposed the arbitrary limitations on using an iPhone as mass storage. It's really stupid.

      However, I'm sorry to be the one to warn you that while better on Android, it's not perfect. Instead of keeping the generic mass storage transfer mechanism, Android now only supports MTP. This is supposed to work like mass storage, but in practice it doesn't. It's a steaming pile of crap with limited abilities (no search, for example) that is also *dog slow*.

      More info...

    12. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next year they'll relaunch everything with the slogan:

      It just works. Again.

      "60% of the time, it works all the time!"

    13. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy a Samsung S8/S8+ or a Note 8 and you will never, EVER, have that problem again...unless it's an app that is intentionally restricted to boost sales of a competing phone (rare)

    14. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never understood why Apple imposed the arbitrary limitations on using an iPhone as mass storage. It's really stupid.

      It's so you can't use it to easily copy music from one computer to another. At least, when the iPod first came out, that was why.

    15. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most android devices support microsd slots, so if needed you can just pop it out and copy your stuff elsewhere if needed.

    16. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      It's up to the developer how many devices they make their app compatible with, same as on iphone.

      But on iOS it is always based on just the version of iOS (which is reasonable), or whether the device is a phone or tablet (which is also reasonable).

      I have also seen 64 bit iOS apps refuse to load on 32 bit devices. Again, also reasonable.

      But NEVER have I seen something like "This App only works on the iPhone 7 and up".

      This might be temporarily untrue with Apps that use the FaceID hardware, though. But it certainly isn't the norm.

    17. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To make sure that "it just works" you have to limit what "it" is.
      That has always been the problems with Apples products, once you want to do something that isn't "it" it doesn't just work anymore.

    18. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      "It's thinner, whiter,

      Which Apple products are white? Only the accessories.

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    19. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Personally I'm 'in line' to dump my Apple phone in just a week or so.

      So you ordered a Samsung Explodaphone from Santa?

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      Of course news about a fake are Fake News.
    20. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      "It's thinner, whiter,

      Which Apple products are white? Only the accessories.

      The old ones. Before it all went aluminum. Also, the tiny colored parts on the face of "silver" colored iOS products, etc. (My iPhone for example is "white" in this way.)

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    21. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by countach · · Score: 1

      iPhone X ? Airport ? Ceramic Apple Watch?

    22. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be better then his current iThrottled with the defective battery.

    23. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      iPhone X ? Airport ? Ceramic Apple Watch?

      I'll give you the Ceramic Apple Watch - if you admit it's not just an accessory. As for the AirPort products - even if you see them as major products instead of accessories, they have seen their last update 4.5 years ago (that's 50% longer than the last update of the Mac Mini everybody complains about) and are rumored to be phased out completely soon.

      And the iPhone X is Silver (or "Space Gray"), Period.

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    24. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next year they'll relaunch everything with the slogan:

      It just works. Again.

      How about, "It barely works."?

    25. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But on iOS it is always based on just the version of iOS (which is reasonable).....But NEVER have I seen something like "This App only works on the iPhone 7 and up"

      This becomes the same situation when they only allow certain iOS versions on certain devices. For exmple, I can't install anything on my iphone 3 because apple do not support later versions of the OS on the iphone 3, and all apps need later versions to run. Not saying that isn't reasonable either, just pointing out that they do restrict software to devices, albiet indirectly.

    26. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      They ship a bunch of FreeBSD code, so maybe they'll also adopt our unofficial motto: Everything is fine!

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    27. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      That's actually how I frequently did it with my BlackBerry - I had a microSD to SD adapter and an SD slot in my old laptop. And then a USB peripheral that had a microSD slot.

      I recently picked up the greatest little toy since the dawn of time itself - a microSD peripheral in the form of a USB flash memory stick.

      While I understand direct USB had issues with sharing (that never really bothered me much), if I can't tolerate the new protocol in Android, I'll just physically pop out the card. Again, something I can't do with my current iPhone...

    28. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which Apple products are white? Only the accessories.

      The people that buy them

  3. Software Is hard but it'd not that hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quality control and testing simply has to be respected by management. It's really the simplest truths that are the most difficult to enact, not because it's technically challenging but because it's not conducive to bureaucratic promotion, or next quarter earnings growth. That is a psychological and cultural difficulty, and Apple has likely weeded out thousands and thousands of people who believed in boring stuff that's necessary... Kind of like the u.s. infrastructure is falling apart around us. Who wants to fix a bridge when you can be winning at pubg.

    1. Re: Software Is hard but it'd not that hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol my typos ... Hilarious

  4. It just works. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    The article will have you believe "It just works" no longer applies to Apple.

    It still works. It's main job is not to be user friendly or make everything work seamlessly. "It just works" means the Apple brands works exceedingly well in extracting money from its fanbase. Sometimes it does by making a path breaking pioneer product or concept with great user friendliness, At other times by other means. In the end it just works, separating money from its users.

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    1. Re:It just works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for explaining to us plebes what the old Apple mantra means.

    2. Re:It just works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, and Android phones just work too, especially if you stay within their own ecosystem. I'll bet the Galaxy Note 8 works well with the Samsung Galaxy Muthafukin Tank. ;)

  5. Not just bugs by LucasBC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It isn't just bugs, either. A lot of their recent software efforts seem sloppy and confused. Interfaces that were elegant and useful are now cluttered, ugly and non-intuitive, lacking in some highly desirable functionality, yet messed up with unwanted changes from previous versions. When I switched from Windows to Mac in 2010, I did so solely because of their highly desirable software; not because of their overpriced shiny hardware. But now that benefit is waning, and I know several people beside myself who are considering abandoning the Apple ship. They need to get their act together.

    1. Re:Not just bugs by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That has me worried too. Apple seem to be dropping the ball a lot lately, not on bugs but on what they used to be really good at: taking new-ish technology and presenting it in an easy to use, attractive and reliable package. Like the fingerprint scanner in the iPhone, and in fact the iPhone itself is an embodiment of that idea. But where is Apple these days? Take HomeKit: home automation is a field that cries out to be improved in terms of ease of use, security and interoperability. Apple entered that market with... something that we had years ago: remote control of lights from our phones, using WiFi, a protocol ridiculously unsuitable for large scale home automation. They lag behind in maps, voice assistants, and their new smart speaker has little to be exited about. With $250 billion in the bank, you'd think they have the funds and manpower to bring some of that old Apple innovative spirit into new areas and improve on good ideas of others, but no. I still prefer my iPhone over Android ones, but I'm afraid Apple are on their way to become irrelevant.

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    2. Re:Not just bugs by darkain · · Score: 1

      I'm not even an Apple user, and even I know about these issues: https://discussions.apple.com/...

    3. Re:Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Things like:
      - Hidden menus or scroll bars are one example. If you don't know it is there, you can't use it. And there are a lot of these.
      - Switching the default for Message delete from "Delete" to "Cancel" in a point upgrade for no apparent reason (perhaps for iCloud Messages?)
      - Preferences all over the place on iOS.

      I've had a Mac since the 128k Mac, but some of the changes and bugs that have happened recently are steps backwards from consistency.

    4. Re:Not just bugs by Albanach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Totally agree, following a recent experience with an iPad Pro. Previously you could use Siri from across the room, much like you would do with an Amazon Echo or Google Home. Want to start some music, ask Siri. Want to Set an alarm, ask Siri.

      The latest version of iOS disables Siri if you have a cover on your iPad. So if you're baking and just want a times, you'd have to wash your hands, walk to your iPad and remove the cover.

      So for a product which is intended to have a cover over it whenever it's not being used, unlike say an iPhone, Siri is permanently disabled when it's not in use. This, Apple support has stated, is by design, though it looks more like they rolled out a feature to disable Siri on iPhones when they're in a pocket and then didn't care about any knock-on consequences. Rather than acknowledge a mistake, or even to make available a toggle so the end-user can choose, they just say this is what they want and the customer needs to live with it.

    5. Re:Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree

    6. Re:Not just bugs by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      I had a MBP 2011 which was the most upgrade-able unit I've had; 16GB of RAM with a SATA SSD drive. In what would eventually become the most expensive cup of coffee in my lifetime, I saw the trend Apple was going with eveything soldered on-board, and that "building" a new unit online Apple's store was nothing more than a front-end experence to a back-end motherboard SKU filter - containing all the permutative options. Yeah, no, fuck that. I instead purchased a refurbished Dell Latitude for about 300 bucks and migrated my RAM and SSD over to it. It's a Core i5 running Windows 10. Works like a champ, and I could give two-fucks when I throw it to the ground. Life is good :)

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    7. Re:Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... running Windows 10 ... Life is good

      I find these statements to be incompatible.

    8. Re:Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not even an Apple user, and even I know about these issues: https://discussions.apple.com/...

      Oh the horror, a toggle to turn off wireless discoverability. What will we do now?

    9. Re:Not just bugs by magusxxx · · Score: 1

      Example: The iOS Podcast App. There always seems to be an issue with it running on older phones. And it generally happens when Apple is shouting, "You need to update your OS...or better yet get a new phone!"

      And lets not forget playing Podcasts on your computer. On your iPhone you can adjust the speed. On your computer you can't!!?!?!?

      Oh...unless you buy a special upgrade for $4. (Alternatively, tell iTunes to 'Show in Finder'. Then load the file in VLC and you can adjust the speed there...for FREE since it's built in.

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    10. Re:Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And millions of happy users would find you to be an idiot.

    11. Re:Not just bugs by mschwanke97402 · · Score: 1

      So for a product which is intended to have a cover over it whenever it's not being used, unlike say an iPhone, Siri is permanently disabled when it's not in use.

      Did you decide that for yourself then? The iPad has had an auto-sleep when the cover is closed function since gen 2. Close the cover and the iPad is put to sleep. Should Siri should still be listening when the device is asleep?

      My iPad Pro has its cover closed only when I want it to be asleep. Normally, only when I put it in my briefcase, or when I'm asleep and I put it on the bookshelf over my bed. I have the cover open and acting as a stand all day long otherwise.

    12. Re: Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation needed.

    13. Re:Not just bugs by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      Mmmm, shit is yummy!. A billion flies can't be wrong, can they?

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    14. Re:Not just bugs by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      My iPad Pro has its cover closed only when I want it to be asleep.

      Then you're a retarded cunt. I close the lid on my lappie when I'm carrying it from one room to another.

      Then again, I use grownup OSes where you can set the action to sleep, hibernate, play a fart noise or nothing.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    15. Re: Not just bugs by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      About an 11:1 ratio of Windows to OSX. It's not like people have NOT heard of OSX or Macs, they have exposure. It's just that so much works well on Windows. Yes, yes - heretic and all - but try to do advanced engineering on a Mac and NOT run Bootcamp or parallels. 3D parametric CAD, schematic capture/PCB layout, embedded dev kits for DSPs - all run on Windows, not OSX.

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    16. Re:Not just bugs by LucasBC · · Score: 1

      Well, how specific do you want me to be? The worst offenders are iTunes, Numbers, Music (on iOS) and the latest tvOS.

    17. Re:Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Posting as AC because I'm moderating, but my personal pet peeve is moving the Network Utility our of the Utilities folder to some far off god forsaken hidden library folder. It's even still called Network UTILITY for Christ's sake! Why isn't it in the Utility folder where it's been for more than a decade? I have to use that thing all the time.

    18. Re:Not just bugs by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      That has me worried too. Apple seem to be dropping the ball a lot lately, not on bugs but on what they used to be really good at: taking new-ish technology and presenting it in an easy to use, attractive and reliable package. [...] I'm afraid Apple are on their way to become irrelevant.

      This is one of those moments when they need a new CEO; the current one is clearly exhausted, and I don't just mean in terms of lacking in energy, needing a break, time off, etc. He's out of ideas; I suspect it's not fun anymore. Apple needs to hire someone else, someone who gives a damn about quality, and something other than taking customers for all they're worth.

      Woz, perhaps.

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      Our reign has gone on long enough. Indeed. Summon the meteors.
    19. Re:Not just bugs by countach · · Score: 1

      Removing scroll bars seemed weird when it happened (how many years ago now?) But honestly, I don't miss them one bit.

      I'm not familiar with the Message thing, but the fact they changed it means they are thinking about it, no? Maybe it's you who doesn't get it.

      iOS Preferences all over the place? What does that mean? If you don't have preferences, people whine that you can't customise anything. If you have them and have thousands of them, then organising them coherently is a challenge. Some people expect to find X under one section, other people imagine it should be somewhere else.

      I'd be hard pressed to think of anything better about any previous version of mac OS compared to the current one.

    20. Re:Not just bugs by countach · · Score: 1

      Why don't you move it, or link or alias it to where YOU want it, and dry your tears? I've never felt the need to use it, and no doubt that's why they moved it.

    21. Re:Not just bugs by countach · · Score: 1

      If you want that functionality, then the iPad would have to be on, active, listening to everything you said 24x7 and feeding it through the network to Apple's Siri servers. All while it is supposed to be OFF, and not draining battery, not sucking data from your cell plan. That would be dumb. Open the cover, or buy a non-magnet cover if you're baking. Sheesh.

    22. Re:Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont fall for this. Not matter what you say some apple worshipping peckerhead will come out from the reality distortion field and tell you how your wrong or its better the apple way or no one needs that anyways. Telling the cult members whats wrong with the cult will get you no where.

    23. Re:Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. Now that sounds like something a super iFan would say. Hello mr. cook; can i have more shitty products please.

    24. Re: Not just bugs by Albanach · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to understand how modern cell phones, including iPhones, actually work. They don't transmit everything to a server. They do listen for a wake word using very little power.

    25. Re: Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I've never felt the need to use it, and no doubt that's why they moved it.

      Several studies have come to the conclusion that Apple users are more likely to be narcissists.

      Iâ(TM)m pretty sure you are on of them.

    26. Re:Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.. an unknown number of iFlies (die-hard Apple cult members),
      seem to agree... no matter how shitty Apple stuff becomes, they still flock to it... no matter what!

      Meanwhile, all others use their common sense and buys the stuff that gives the greatest value for their buck (anything NOT produced by Apple)...

      I have no particular opinion about Dell, but should I decide between a Dell and an Apple product, then I will go with the Dell.. any day of the week!
      Even if it is running Windows 10!

    27. Re:Not just bugs by coofercat · · Score: 1

      Hidden features are probably the worst design mistake. I understand the aim of keeping the clutter out of the way, and so (for example) there's no need to have "move to trash" and "delete immediately" on the same right-click menu. The "delete immediately" only appears on the top-of-screen file menu if you press the right keyboard button - that (to me, at least) is a mistake.

      Likewise, moving and copying files with the file manager ('finder') is pretty much core-capability. Only allowing copy without some secret knowledge is crazy (especially as the filesystem doesn't de-dupe). When I first got my mac, I honestly wanted to find a different 'file manager' because I assumed Finder was just a flawed piece of crap. Surely, I should find my mac super cool and exciting when first using it - only when I've really settled in should I find anything that I'd rather was different.

      So yeah, with all their millions in the bank, spending a few K on some honest, independent and nothing-off-limits UI review would seem to be useful. Oh, and I don't mean reviewing the new set of emojis.

    28. Re:Not just bugs by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Having used it, I'm willing to believe there are millions of users. I do question whether they're happy.

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    29. Re: Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, Reboot OS is the best! Just tell it when you wonâ(TM)t be using your computer so that they can use it to keep the Internet safe for everyone by plugging their holes and installing updates. Ads in the OS are cool too. And of course Error #ox41o227892534728shcbxjgcs8 is a perfectly legitimate error message because if they were any more verbose you wouldnâ(TM)t spring for the MSCE cert. And so what there are a million more viruses for it, that just means that everyone loves it and itâ(TM)s so popular that all the viruses are written for it. No, really. Thatâ(TM)s why windows gets viruses, cause everyone loves it so gosh darn much! I love Windows and wait Iâ(TM)m not ready to reboot y

  6. No perfect code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cowboy Neal always writes perfect code. Shame on Apple's craptastic coders.

  7. It's always been bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple has always had qa issues though, many serious.

    Such as in osx 10.4 we regularly had people whose wireless messed up and we had to delete preferences

    If anything, qa has actually gotten better

    1. Re:It's always been bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the quality has improved, but the reality distortion field is degrading?

  8. Not to tout Microsoft's efforts but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the amount of problems Apple has with their walled garden of hardware and software shines a positive spotlight on how Windows works across so many devices. Sure there are problems but Apple controls all aspects of there product line.

    1. Re:Not to tout Microsoft's efforts but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an excellent point. For all the bashing the luddites on here give MS. Most of their issues with hardware were resolved post win2k when all their OSes were moved to NT, and they finally dropped the win9x line running on top of DOS.

      Sure there have still been security issues which pop up in all software. But when it comes to getting the OS running on just about any imaginable hardware combination it usually "Just Works"

      I can only imagine how poorly MacOS would do if it were ever allowed to be officially installed on just about anything the likes of Windows can do. Yes I know there are Hakintoshes, of which usually have all kinds of quirks and issues.

      For the tight reins Apple has on the hardware and software ecosystem everything should just be damn perfect. There are only so many hardware iterations they have to QA, they should be able to spend so much more time on the functionality and security of the software itself of which they are getting pretty sloppy at lately.

    2. Re:Not to tout Microsoft's efforts but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only luddies use MS, wtf is this DOS you speak of luddite?

    3. Re:Not to tout Microsoft's efforts but by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ...but what if you hate both of them?

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    4. Re: Not to tout Microsoft's efforts but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, Windows reboots like a champ. OS X canâ(TM)t hold a candle to the rebooting prowess of Windows. Just tell it when you wonâ(TM)t be using the computer, and viola, itâ(TM)ll totally reboot for you. I used to hardly ever reboot, but now with Windows, I reboot every day. Microsoft likes it when I reboot and I want them to like me so sometimes I just reboot for the heck of it. Once, i rebooted, then when the computer came up, i rebooted again. That was so cool. You know just the other day I was ta ... wait, no Iâ(TM)m not ready to reb

  9. Proofreading doesn't work either by Calydor · · Score: 1

    That summary is so full of typos and missing words it's just embarassing.

    "so it the ethos"

    "petty bad year"

    "over the past few weeks we seen"

    Do I need to go on?

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    1. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you dont because it adds nothing to the fact apple is crap.

    2. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just supposed to bash Apple, you're not supposed to question the grammar!

    3. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by Albanach · · Score: 5, Funny

      That summary is so full of typos and missing words it's just embarrassing.

      Fixed that for you :)

    4. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That summary is so full of typos and missing words it's just embarrassing.

      Fixed that for you :)

      But Calydor is just writing stuff in a forum. We all make mistakes. But if you're a writer for a living, you proofread before you publish. If you can't be bothered to go over your work a second time to make sure it's good, why should we read it?

    5. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by GungaDan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be fair it was a pretty bad year for Tom Petty.

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    6. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by Albanach · · Score: 1

      Fair point. I don't know how ZDnet works, but proper publishers used to have editors. It's quite possible for someone to be an interesting, informative and engaging reader without them having to be a good typist or speller.

      It's quite possible that, in the online world, editors have gone the way of buggy-whip manufacturers. Unfortunately, while the internal combustion engine might have won out due to performance and convenience, self-editing wins only because of cost-savings. And we all get to suffer the results.

    7. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by Calydor · · Score: 1

      I should point out English isn't my native language, either. I actually thought 'embarassing' was the proper spelling.

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    8. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      You beat me to it. It's almost as if the summary is trying to mock Apple's lack of quality with a similar lack of quality. Or something.

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    9. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      First rule of being a proofreading nazi, your rants will have mistakes too. :-)

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  10. This began at least a couple years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Apple published iOS 10 there were already big issues with it, at least from a developer's perspective.

  11. New Slogan: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It only just works."

    (Not original to me.)

    1. Re:New Slogan: by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1
  12. That was always a marketing ploy by H3lldr0p · · Score: 0

    That was something Apple said to justify its prices and for people to use as a means to cover their purchase. Whatever advantage Apple had in terms of software packages has been frittered away. It was marketing, pure marketing, and very little else.

    Apple has always had bugs and now that more and more people use their products, these bugs have been uncovered and experienced. Nothing has really changed except for the speed at which this information gets passed around.

    Apple didn't have some sort of magical wunderkind at work making its software somehow better than anyone else. There was no secret process that let them ferret out more use cases than Microsoft or IBM. There wasn't some super-intuitive language they used to build thing that was kept in house. This idea that Apple was somehow better at software design is a myth. They've made plenty of UI blunders over the years. Plenty of mistakes in design. But these are ignored and outright tossed aside when pointed out.

    1. Re:That was always a marketing ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Apple has always had bugs and now that more and more people use their products, these bugs have been uncovered and experienced.

      lol, anyone who's been in the Apple game for some time will agree, that Apple's "quality" has gone to shit.

      iOS 11? What a joke. I wont upgrade to it, going from iOS 9 to 10 on an iPhone 6 slowed it down enough thanks.. In years past getting the new iOS was a big deal. Now its something to be avoided unless you have this years model of iPhone.

      High Sierra. Lets totally f**ck over many things that used to JUST WORK, and have JUST WORKED since the beginning of time - e.g. NetBoot/NetRestore, Apple has made it so slow I'm simply not imaging Macs with High Sierra, El Capitan broke NetBooting across subnets in the name of "security" LOL . Use DEP they say, sure when I can wipe and "reset" a Mac's OS back to a known starting point in 10 minutes or less I'll adopt it.

    2. Re:That was always a marketing ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with this. When I saw the summary my thought was: "So Apple is the same this year as every year?" Apple has always had lots of problems. Their software has never "just worked" unless you insert "barely" in the middle. Apple just has better marketing teams than other tech companies, not better software.

    3. Re:That was always a marketing ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, you know APFS supports snapshots right?

    4. Re: That was always a marketing ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never poop enough. seriously, constipation sucks. i was all like "I gotta poop" then I tried but only this "pffffffffffff" sound came out. Ever notice that Poop and Python begin with the same letter? Coincidence? I think not. Tell mom i said "sup".

  13. Tim Cook too busy being an SJW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tim Cook is so busy dabbling in politics that he forgot to run Apple.

  14. Reported by one in the Android camp by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    Look, software will [always] have bugs. Apple's software is no different.

    Has anyone investigated?

    Maybe iOS users are using their devices wrong.

    1. Re:Reported by one in the Android camp by Moof123 · · Score: 1

      I live in both camps. Android 7.0 phone, old ipod touch for music, and ipad on the couch for casual browsing. The wife is fully Apple.

      My ipod is old and stuck at iOS 6, which hardly matters as I rarely use if for anyting but listening to tunes on my bike commute each day. The amazing thing is that while I use my iPad with iOS 11 daily, I still find iOS 6 refreshing and more intuitive to do stuff when I do need to change something on the relic. What happened?

      iTunes is a disasterous mess that pushes iMusic relentlessly and makes stuff like turning on/off shuffle mode a major hassle. It has on a few occasions created duplicates and triplicates of my songs or playlists through no apparent action on my part. Cleaning this up is a pain.

      Podcast functionality became a hassle to the point that I don't bother anymore back in iOS 10.

      Mail keeps stalling for hours a day, and periodically wipes out 1-3 years of messages before re-populating. Slowly.

      Safari still is only about half a browser, and many websites for doing anything real still have limitations or broken functionality after ALL these years.

      Android is not perfect, but I'd argue it has improved to at least the level where Apple has degraded to in terms to usability. Apple seems to have gone on a binge of adding features for headline's sake, despite touch interfaces sucking for complexity, and seems to have given up on whatever QA/QC standards they used to have.

  15. Apple's Software Updates Are Like Halloween Candy by magusxxx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linus: "I got my Wi-Fi back!"
    Lucy: "I got an iTunes update!"
    Charlie Brown: "I got a brick."

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  16. FFS it was a slogan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jobs is dead. Apple is more like every other big mainstream company than it is different. OMG A COMPANY ISN'T UPHOLDING A SLOGAN!!

    1. Re:FFS it was a slogan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a billion-dollar slogan. People are mostly only willing to put up with the premium prices because "it just works". When it doesn't "just work", then you're left holding an expensive brick when you could have saved much more by using not-Apple.

  17. "No CEO is worth that much!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think the owners of Apple agree?

    Yeah, not so much.

    Whatever you think of Steve Jobs, he was worth every penny Apple's owners decided to pay him.

  18. Others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1. Photo syncing between iTunes and iOS devices via USB is broken - many people are having issues syncing photos. Some sync, some don't, particularly if you have a large photo library.
    2. Nested albums in Photos is broken - they don't show on iOS devices
    3. Nested albums in Photos don't show up reliably on Apple TV

    Apple needs to take a year and fix bugs on all their products and get back to the "just works philosophy".

    And he said something about the "alternative medicine" experiment probably cost him his life. Crazy.

    1. Re: Others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greed poisons everything.

    2. Re: Others by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      The kind of human garbage that scramble into a company as big and rich as Apple has become poison everything.

    3. Re:Others by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Here's another: macOS 10.13, if you have an external display and scaling enabled, one core sits at 100% all of the time in the window server. Lots of people have reported it, but I don't believe it's fixed yet. It basically means that you can't use an external display (e.g. a projector) while on battery, and if you do anything computationally intensive then expect it to be slower.

      On the plus side, this bug meant that I didn't update to 10.13 and so missed out on the root login bug...

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    4. Re:Others by doccus · · Score: 1

      REally, the post pretty much sums it up perfectly and honestl so there's little to add, other than, years ago, when the bugginess with windows was a real problem, and the endless patches often initiated blue screens of death, i stayed with it only because of all the programs (aka "apps" for all ya millenials, eh?) that were windows only, egven though it looked like windows was on the way out, (before XP, right?)...
      Now it's OSX i stay with prinarily for the apps, otherwise I'd be on linux or some open source BSD distro. I just HATE gimp.. it's so counterintuitive it drives me mad....
      Mac OS has lost everything that made it great. Now it's just another distro that "just doesn't work" on overpriced hardware that can't even be upgraded after purchase. Actually, the best " mac" I ever had was a macintel 10.6 - model escapes me - was faster than both of my macs!

  19. It just works better than anything else by GreatDrok · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm a daily user of Mac OS, Windows and Linux. Of the three, Mac OS is still the best option. Windows is and always has been horrible and the UI changes that keep coming along are terrible, plus they keep rebooting my machine for updates. Linux is reliable although having upgraded my machines to systemd I don't really think Linux users can cast stones anywhere.

    The main advantage of Apple has always been the tight integration of hardware and software and I have to say that having used Macs for nearly 20 years now, we're in no way in some terrible low point in Apple software quality. It has always been a bit variable. I remember complaining to Apple multiple times about Terminal.app on Tiger which wouldn't open bash about 50% of the time you started it. Took them until 10.4.6 to fix that one I believe. Every time we have one of these articles people proclaim that it is because Jobs is gone but there were issues when he was around. It really isn't all that different to how it was except that they have a lot more users today than they did back in the PPC days and yet for all that success we still haven't had the promised plague of viruses and malware that Windows got despite the switch to Intel and the increasing user base. I'd say it works well enough and I'll keep buying because it saves me time and money in my business.

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    1. Re:It just works better than anything else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has only "just worked" as long as you played only with Apple toys so the special Apple duct tape could do it's job and make it appear to "just work". Once you wanted or needed to integrate any Apple product into any other non-Apple world, it never "just worked", in fact, it rarely works without a bunch of work on your part.

      Try syncing iTunes across Windows and Apple products. It might have improved, but I tried years ago and gave up after hours of wasted time. Apple products are fine for the consumer, they have almost no business in the business or educational worlds where interoperability is much more important.

    2. Re:It just works better than anything else by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      > the UI changes that keep coming along are terrible

      For me, the whole point of Windows was that it provided a consistent, unified interface across multiple applications, something that didn't really exist on the PC platform prior to that. I didn't have to relearn the interface for every program I wanted to use.

      Then Microsoft got the bright idea of moving everything around with every new version, and that just destroys the fundamental advantage of Windows.

    3. Re:It just works better than anything else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also use all three every day and I got to agree that the systems with the least trouble is always the BSDs (including Apple).

    4. Re:It just works better than anything else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know with any device that doesn't nag you for updates? There's major problems with it.

      If you don't reboot a Ma c OS computer after an OS update, the vulnerable code it just patched IS STILL RUNNING. Sure, it won't nag you about it, but in the time it takes to reboot you could be compromised. Many users never actually turn off their computer especially if it's a laptop, and that update will not fully be in effect until the reboot.

      As for the malware, you've already seen an uptick in malware just the past few months (one that was undiscovered for 2+ years!). As the marketshare increases, the incentive also increases. To be fair, if you stick with reputable software and sites for any platform, you're largely safe.

    5. Re:It just works better than anything else by loonycyborg · · Score: 2

      Well systemd is basically clone of launchd from MacOS. It's nothing more than Linux becoming more MacOS-like. It's very dumb hypocrisy that MacOS has launchd, Solaris has SMF and people complain only about systemd. You simply can't have a competitive desktop OS based on sysV init now. This systemd witchhunt is a threat to future of desktop Linux.

    6. Re:It just works better than anything else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone who doesn't know launchd

    7. Re:It just works better than anything else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disclaimer: I believe that Macs are very pretty devices that (in mobile form) offer outstanding battery life, and a generally easy-to-use interface. However, this is based on the last time I used any of their products which was 10 years ago. As a counterpoint, I have used Linux in various flavors since the 1.2.13 kernel, beginning with Slackware.

      Assumptions follow:

      1. Tight software and hardware integration is easier when the hardware is older than what is available on the current market.
      -> In a sane world, I could charge $200 for a Twinkie, however in most markets that is not reasonable (See: Macbook). While older hardware allows for a more stable environment, bloated prices can't be justified for software improvements alone. $1300 for an i5, 8gb ram, with 128gb ssd. I'm sorry, your build quality can be insane, but the cost point is just ridiculous (See Assumption #2)

      2. Those who use Mac's (specifically their laptops) don't have excessive hardware needs.
      -> Script-writing-at-Starbucks stereotypes aside, I'm not able to fathom a need for Apple as a mobile PC platform. The average Executive/Manager from my experience uses some form of an Office suite that is available on almost all platforms (including Chromebooks) for a fraction of the cost with no lack of performance on their end. Any system-critical device isn't going to be using any GUI OS in the first place (at least I wish).

      Let me be clear. systemd is shit. Its a solution trying to find a problem. I deal with it every day in my profession, and have burned effigies of Poettering to deal with the bullshit. The beauty of GNU/Linux is I don't have to deal with shit when its stupid. There are options, and going back to the Slackware days of having to compile everything, I can fix them (No, its not convenient, but neither is *BSD package management). I can't fix Jobs being dead and Apple working to becoming irrelevant again.

      As far a malware, please refer to the following flow:

      1. Is your shit important?
      -> No
      --> No One Cares.

      -> Yes
      --> Someone will break it, because people are dumb; Your OS doesn't matter. (See Space Balls)

    8. Re:It just works better than anything else by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty low aim for a premium product. To be clear no one is complaining about Apple not being the best, they are complaining about it not being anywhere as good as it used to be. ... But really it's arguable that the latest iOS works better than anything else. It reeks of not having been tested.

    9. Re:It just works better than anything else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I consider (the core ideas/design of) systemd an improvement, and therefore use it myself, there is IMO valid criticism of the team ignoring bugs, and perhaps also feature bloat.
      If the systemd team would develop this core design, but then strive for stability (in bugs and API), and less breakage of sysvinit possibilities (however exotic), I guess people would be much less unhappy.
      Personally, I would also like such a CORE component of the system to just be mature and stable and bug-free, so I somewhat understand that. However I'm not the one doing the coding so I can't complain, I just hope for it to eventually mature.
      Still, the people fanatically opposed to systemd are a minority, and as long as they themselves don't code an alternative that gets _widely_ adopted (by picking up maintenance of the traditional system OR forking systemd), it'll remain a hobbyist/specialist/fundamentalist subcommunity with little influence. Just look at how slow Devuan is going, despite the proclaimed "Big Debian Exodus".

  20. Agile Software Development by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for the win!

  21. What did they expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They hired a few bozos from the Windows Team, and voila, Bozo Explosion.

  22. iTunes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, the DECADES of iTunes existing should have clued you in

  23. It Just works is not the slogan anymore by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    It is now...
    It just looks good.

    1. Re:It Just works is not the slogan anymore by FerociousFerret · · Score: 1

      It just looks FLAT.

      There. FTFY

  24. Courage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's part of their continuing program to generate more courage in the world.

  25. No Magic Left by sycodon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apple is now just another Sony, IBM, Microsoft, etc.

    The drive provided by Steve has left the company. Their target is no longer innovation or excellence, but next quarter's earnings reports.

    The Shine if off the Apple.

    As someone who still has a Fat Mac in his garage, it is just sad.

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    1. Re:No Magic Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their "next quarter's earnings" will diminish with their reputation.
      Steve must've been a good mediator between the company and its board in order to keep everyone focused on quality-of-life, which is what any reasonable consumer really values.

    2. Re:No Magic Left by spiritgreywolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Their target is no longer innovation or excellence, but next quarter's earnings reports.

      Honestly I would really like someone to mention a tech company (or any company for that matter) that once they hit Wall Street, they didn't suddenly develop a myopic "What Can We Do This Quarter To Make The Executive Stock Options Fatter?"

      Every time I worked for a privately held consulting or software company - it totally rocked. As soon as they went public? It was all downhill from there.

      I'm a firm believer that it's the vision of the controlling entity that can make or break it - in the case of Jobs? He was a fastidious tyrant - but people followed him and respected him and made shit that "just works". With him being gone? Where's the rallying entity? It sure isn't Tim Cook or Wall Street.

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    3. Re:No Magic Left by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Tech companies need a strong leader who is detail obsessed. E.g. consider Microsoft back in the Bill Gates days

      https://www.joelonsoftware.com...

      In those days we used to have these things called BillG reviews. Basically every major important feature got reviewed by Bill Gates. I was told to send a copy of my spec to his office in preparation for the review. It was basically one ream of laser-printed paper.

      I rushed to get the spec printed and sent it over to his office.

      Later that day, I had some time, so I started working on figuring out if Basic had enough date and time functions to do all the things you could do in Excel.

      In most modern programming environments, dates are stored as real numbers. The integer part of the number is the number of days since some agreed-upon date in the past, called the epoch. In Excel, today's date, June 16, 2006, is stored as 38884, counting days where January 1st, 1900 is 1.

      I started working through the various date and time functions in Basic and the date and time functions in Excel, trying things out, when I noticed something strange in the Visual Basic documentation: Basic uses December 31, 1899 as the epoch instead of January 1, 1900, but for some reason, today's date was the same in Excel as it was in Basic.

      Huh?

      I went to find an Excel developer who was old enough to remember why. Ed Fries seemed to know the answer.

      "Oh," he told me. "Check out February 28th, 1900."

      "It's 59," I said.

      "Now try March 1st."

      "It's 61!"

      "What happened to 60?" Ed asked.

      "February 29th. 1900 was a leap year! It's divisible by 4!"

      "Good guess, but no cigar," Ed said, and left me wondering for a while.

      Oops. I did some research. Years that are divisible by 100 are not leap years, unless they're also divisible by 400.

      1900 wasn't a leap year.

      "It's a bug in Excel!" I exclaimed.

      "Well, not really," said Ed. "We had to do it that way because we need to be able to import Lotus 123 worksheets."

      "So, it's a bug in Lotus 123?"

      "Yeah, but probably an intentional one. Lotus had to fit in 640K. That's not a lot of memory. If you ignore 1900, you can figure out if a given year is a leap year just by looking to see if the rightmost two bits are zero. That's really fast and easy. The Lotus guys probably figured it didn't matter to be wrong for those two months way in the past. It looks like the Basic guys wanted to be anal about those two months, so they moved the epoch one day back."

      "Aargh!" I said, and went off to study why there was a checkbox in the options dialog called 1904 Date System.

      The next day was the big BillG review.

      June 30, 1992.

      In those days, Microsoft was a lot less bureaucratic. Instead of the 11 or 12 layers of management they have today, I reported to Mike Conte who reported to Chris Graham who reported to Pete Higgins, who reported to Mike Maples, who reported to Bill. About 6 layers from top to bottom. We made fun of companies like General Motors with their eight layers of management or whatever it was.

      In my BillG review meeting, the whole reporting hierarchy was there, along with their cousins, sisters, and aunts, and a person who came along from my team whose whole job during the meeting was to keep an accurate count of how many times Bill said the F word. The lower the f***-count, the better.

      Bill came in.

      I thought about how strange it was that he had two legs, two arms, one head, etc., almost exactly like a regular human being.

      He had my spec in his hand.

      He had my spec in his hand!

      He sat down and exchanged witty banter with an executive I did not know that made no sense to me. A few people laughed.

      Bill turned to me.

      I noticed that there were comments in the margins of my spec. He had read the first page!

      He had read the first page of my spec and written little notes in the margin

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    4. Re:No Magic Left by organgtool · · Score: 1

      Every time I worked for a privately held consulting or software company - it totally rocked. As soon as they went public? It was all downhill from there.

      That was the reason that Dell reprivatized. Investors only care about things that can bring be profitable within the next quarter or two. I can't say I'm the least bit surprised that quality has gone down at Apple given the fact that Tim is at the helm since he has always been focused on profits rather than products.

    5. Re:No Magic Left by ctilsie242 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is why Dell's quality across the board has improved since they were taken private. They are not under the lash of shareholders demanding stuff the next quarter, otherwise lawsuits are threatened. Dell can do what the hell it wants to. Charge off a ton of earnings for R&D? Perfectly fine.

      Apple needs to do the same if it wants to remain a player long term. Otherwise, they may end up suffering a fate similar to Sony with regards to consumer electronics in the early 2000s, especially with companies like Samsung coming out with innovative products on a constant basis.

    6. Re:No Magic Left by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

      Thank you for the only comment in this article worth my time to read.

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    7. Re:No Magic Left by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      Many moons ago I was working on an interface between an accounting system and a sales system. I explained to a guy that the accounting system stored dates internally as CCYYMMDD.

      "That's ridiculous", he answered, "how would you represent a BC date?"

      "I have no idea, but if I ever have to send an invoice to Alexander The Great I'll get back to you!" was my reply.

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    8. Re:No Magic Left by spiritgreywolf · · Score: 1

      I'm still pissed at Ross Perot. I was with Perotsystems before they went public. It was awesome - and yet even after he knew the people in the company wanted every single share they would have offered and then some? He still sold the lion's share to institutional investors and all employees were only allowed to buy 100 shares at the IPO price - and the company went down the toilet - especially when Junior took over. He was a real estate man and couldn't give two shits about consulting services.

      It was in that moment that I learned to not pay any attention to the suits in the C-level. They're all about growing their portfolio and couldn't give a shit less about the "troops". Ross's statements all turned out to be rhetorical bullshit, and it was after that when I became wildly successful as a freelance consultant and never looked back.

      It was the kick in the ass I needed to prove that nobody looks out for you but you. No matter how "touchy feely" the company is? If it's tied in any way shape or form to Wall Street, it's all bullshit "What About Next Quarter" mantra. And quality across the board suffers.

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    9. Re:No Magic Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet for all that, MS under Bill gates produced complete and utter shit software. This was the era where they weren't bugs, they were undocumented features. Take off the rose coloured glasses, or talk to people using the crap-ware from MS between DOS 2.0 and Win 2K. Then look at the issues with Win XP and XP SP 1 (SP 2 they got it usable), and the shit until Win 7. Take a hard look at Office and why the mantra was save early, save often.

      The stories are amusing, but miss the fact of Bill Gates and company putting out crap, charging for it, and then eventually patching the most egregious of the bugs. It has taken them near 25 years to manage to make security issues enough of a priority that they will fix them before they are exploited for a week.

    10. Re:No Magic Left by trabby · · Score: 2

      Mediator? If he was still of this earth he would be yelling his box off at the programmers responsible for that ridiculous root bug followed by demeaning them. He was a prick but at least things got done right because of it.

    11. Re:No Magic Left by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      With a market cap of $900 billion, that's not going to happen any time soon.

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    12. Re:No Magic Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didnt even need to find the apple asshole, he just jumped right out with this comment.

    13. Re:No Magic Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apple is all ready worse than Sony. apple is nothing but a small consumer electronics company that has one major product. At least Sony has a much more diverse portfolio.

    14. Re: No Magic Left by sethmeisterg · · Score: 1

      Wow. That was an awesome read. Thank you!

    15. Re:No Magic Left by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Tech companies need a strong leader who is detail obsessed. E.g. consider Microsoft back in the Bill Gates days

      Back when Billy Boy missed the boat on big things like the Internet? Yeah, keep telling micro managers that they are the ideal CEO, if only they could stop fiddling with the city settings in Civilization.

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    16. Re:No Magic Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple really missed the boat on VR, seriously.

      Some might say they were smart to avoid a dead-end market, but with their pile of cash, world-class developers, and super-hi-res phone hardware, they were in a prime position to show the world how it's done, and market the first VR "killer app."

      Instead, they've got nothing until at least Q4 2018 and Samsung/Oculus are eating their lunch.

    17. Re:No Magic Left by antdude · · Score: 1

      I am detail obsessed, and no one wants me especially in SQA testings. :(

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    18. Re:No Magic Left by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

      I have lived this

      I worked as a systems analyst for Mobil Oil (they went under) (not my fault) in the Dilbertized corporate world.

      I asked a new hire, "Joe ... how does Mobil make its money?"

      He said, "By selling refined hydrocarbons."

      "WRONG!," I said.

      "They make money selling stocks."

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    19. Re:No Magic Left by Mass+Overkiller · · Score: 1

      I second that, thank you for the comment.

    20. Re:No Magic Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple when the OCD Jobs was in charge? Cook is just a stock market monkey looking for the next earnings bump. Ive is just losing it with some of the design dross that now comes out. Apple has no new Jobs and will suffer for it - as will their customers.

    21. Re:No Magic Left by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I remember Word 2.0 for Windows as a pretty solid piece of software. It ran happily on a 386 with 4MB of RAM and about the only feature that it lacked that modern Word has is the ability to underline words with spelling errors automatically in the background. I moved to ClarisWorks on that machine, because it did most of what I wanted and the whole office suite was smaller than Word, but I missed a few things in Word when I did.

      It's also worth remembering what they're compared to. Classic MacOS had a more consistent UI than Windows (and didn't get the buttons on dialog boxes back to front), but it crashed a lot. Possibly even more often than our old friend General Protection Fault visited Windows 3.1. RiscOS was probably the nicest system from that era, but most apps were hand-coded ARM assembly and that didn't really scale to more complex programs.

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    22. Re:No Magic Left by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Apple is now just another Sony, IBM, Microsoft, etc.

      Apple has always been another Microsoft... Just not as successful. They've been trying for the last 15 years to get away with the kinds of things that bought the courts to Microsoft's door for anti-competitive behaviour but have failed at it miserably. Now their cult of personality is gone all you're left with is just another company trying to lock you in and not doing a very good job of it.

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    23. Re:No Magic Left by geowar · · Score: 1

      I'll 100% agree I've known several startups that the worst thing that happened to them was they went public. The biggest loss is the VC's sell out and take all their resources to their next investment. Second to that is that the board then becomes more focused on the stock holders than the company products.

  26. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  27. Re:You know what else doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't let him hear that.

  28. What's the alternative? by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    When they are competing against Windows 10, the bar is set very low. It doesn't have to be insanely great anymore, just not insanely awful.

    1. Re:What's the alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PC: Linux.

      Mobile: iOS *should* be the alternative... Android offers far more of a computer-like experience for the same price (or less). You can always flash a custom Google-less ROM too if you're worried about being tracked.

    2. Re:What's the alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chrome book

  29. More honest slogan by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Given the prices they now charge a more honest slogan would be:
    It just works...for us.

    1. Re:More honest slogan by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      Or: It just works, I think, differently...

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      1. Never tell everything you know.
  30. Let's wait for the market response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My entire home "ecosystem" is Apple-based, and I hate to say it but it's true, it just doesn't "work" anymore, at least not as well as two years ago. It's no wonder Apple brought Ive back. Let's just give it a year or two for the market to respond and then we can argue about it all we want.

  31. 'Leaders' and Management are to blame, simply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Leaders' and Management are to blame, simply.

  32. Console by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you want a real eye-opener as to how MacOS is doing, open the Console and look at the system.log chat.

    This is where most system process and apps dump their error and warning messages - not just when something crashes or some part of the UI hangs, but also errors that were caught and handled.

    It's a ridiculous torrent of messages like this:

    > iTunes[774]: tid:18d2f - Mux ID not found in mapping dictionary

    > iTunes[774]: tid:18d2f - Can't handle disconnect with invalid ecid

    > AOUDownloadCount[21315]: ERROR|AOUDownloadCount.m|700L|Error:AOUDownloadCount::createLockFile:plist file is not exist.

    > AOUDownloadCount[21315]: ERROR|AOUDownloadCount.m|493L|Error:AOUDownloadCount::getDownloadCountInfo:file locked failed.

    > AOUDownloadCount[21315]: ERROR|AOUDownloadCount.m|376L|Error:AOUDownloadCount::sendDownloadCountInfo:get DownloadCountInfo failed.

    > com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.quicklook[21327]): Endpoint has been activated through legacy launch(3) APIs. Please switch to XPC or bootstrap_check_in(): com.apple.quicklook

    > kcm[21335]: DEPRECATED USE in libdispatch client: Setting timer interval to 0 requests a 1ns timer, did you mean FOREVER (a one-shot timer)?

    > com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.imfoundation.IMRemoteURLConnectionAgent): Unknown key for integer: _DirtyJetsamMemoryLimit

    > com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.TMHelperAgent.SetupOffer): Service only ran for 7 seconds. Pushing respawn out by 3 seconds.

    > GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387]: 2017-12-19 14:56:55.942 GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387/0x700002adb000] [lvl=2] -[KSEngineInvocation(KeystoneThread) runKeystonesInThread] Failed to upload Keystone statistics: (null)

    > GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387]: 2017-12-19 14:56:56.985 GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387/0x700002adb000] [lvl=2] -[KSEngineInvocation(KeystoneThread) runKeystonesInThread] Finished with engine thread

    > GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387]: 2017-12-19 14:56:57.629 GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387/0x7fff977bc340] [lvl=2] -[KSAgentApp(PrivateMethods) checkForUpdatesUsingArguments:invocation:error:] Finished update check.

    > diagnosticd[21406]: no EOS device present

    > com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.imfoundation.IMRemoteURLConnectionAgent): Unknown key for integer: _DirtyJetsamMemoryLimit

    > com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.quicklook[21428]): Endpoint has been activated through legacy launch(3) APIs. Please switch to XPC or bootstrap_check_in(): com.apple.quicklook

    > Console[21403]: BUG in libdispatch client: kevent[vnode] monitored resource vanished before the source cancel handler was invoked

    Thousands and thousands of messages. Often the same messages repeated every few minutes... 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. No fixes in sight.

    The kicker is that while all of this is happening in the background, my Mac is just sitting idle and appears to be functioning kind-of okay. I don't get any visible reports of errors or warnings; the apps continue to work okay - with occasional bouts of UI hangups and app crashes.

    MacOS doesn't "just work" any more. It's just gotten very good at hiding the junky, poorly designed state of its apps. Apparently, MacOS is so good at this that devs don't really need to consider bugs a high priority. The consequences are no longer pinpointed to the app that's at fault - they are more generalized, like spontaneous freezing, anomalous behavior, and cryptic error messages.

    Obviously, this is a big problem for Apple. I switched to MacOS sometime around Lion / Mountain Lion. I've noticed that ever since Mavericks, performance and stability started trending south. High Sierra is pretty bad. Still not Windows-level bad, but... the gap is narrowing, and not because Windows is improving.

  33. Outsourced? by Trondheim · · Score: 1

    Just curious. How much development work has Apple outsourced?

  34. New Slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't matter if it works or not - you'll all still pay ridiculous prices for our junk! BAA BAA

  35. When was Apple perfect? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Like all other makers, When Apple releases a product, and especially when it is rushed there are problems. Software problems are the easiest and cheapest to fix, so I expect Apple trying to rush out their new hardware before Christmas, they had slacked on the software testing. While iOS 11 and OS X has it bugs, there hasn't been any Something Gates about it current line of hardware, the iPhone 8 and X have been touted for its build quality (compared to the Google Pixel which had some cheap parts on it). Its Face ID on the X seems to work better then most people expected. In terms of hardware the really hit it off and got a release before Christmas. The software on the other hand seems like it was rushed. With little time testing on the new hardware. Especially the X which Apple wanted to keep secrete so it was really limited to Apple Employees, for real world testing. But software being software it is just a wireless push away from being fixed. Vs a Screen Gate, or a Antenna Gate, or a Bend Gate which is hard for Apple to fix because they had already sold the hardware.

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  36. "It just works" ... by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That was always, at best, "It just works - as long as you only want to do what we let you do."

    1. Re:"It just works" ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but only for most users, most of the time. Stray from the beaten path even a little, and it becomes clear that Apple's software is riddled with bugs and broken features.

      It is frustrating, because with Apple's resources, proper maintenance and quality control would have been a trivial expense. MacOS could be something awesome, if only things actually did "just work", and Apple weren't hell-bent on walling users in.

    2. Re:"It just works" ... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yeah but even that isn't true now. Unless you count a calculator which can't add properly functionality that apple shouldn't let you do, or autocorrect that inserts garbage likewise.

  37. More msmash clickbait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just more garbage msmash clickbait. Fire the editor immediately.

  38. Did a Sr. Developer leave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These seem like the sort of things that happen when one of the older more expert sr. developers leave. (you know the ones who know the code pretty well and yes, should have more test coverage but are used to knowing what to watch out for...)

    Sr dev: I need a raise and more time off...
    Mgmt: nope, sorry.
    Sr dev: Ok, I have to walk
    mgmt: Ok, no biggie, we'll be fine without you, there are plenty of new young developers to take your place.

  39. Apple is Disney now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Potemkin villages with bland food and obsolete science exhibits.

  40. Apple isn't what it once was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do think Apple has lost its way in terms of what Apple used to be. You see a lot more issues with OS releases, product delays and Apple being a follower not a leader now days. I think Jobs was way more hands on with product R & D then Cook. I just think Cook is letting the subordinates run the R & D and as long as Apple makes money that's all Tim Cook worries about. Its really a disgrace what the Mac has become, nothing "pro" about any of their products. Being pretty and expensive with sealed units not up gradable is not Pro in my book.

  41. Perfect code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does exist. There is SPARK, Coq, PVS, ACL2, and so on.

    Why do you say things that are complete bullshit? The root login issue in Apple could have been prevented with computer science that has existed for decades. Implementations of those techniques have existed for over five years.

    Apple engineers are either stupid (see Swift compiler writer idiots) or the management doesn't want that their software works.

    I have used the most expensive MBPs, but I can't run on ancient hardware.

  42. Re:Apple's Software Updates Are Like Halloween Can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.

  43. It is not easy to maintain... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    Once Apple got the large user-base, they started to find out that maintaining a field full of Apple products is not as easy as selling new products into an empty field.

  44. Apple isn't apple without jobs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when apple used to completely overhaul it's entire design almost every year? Go back and look at just how many different designs for the imac there are from 2005-2011. Then look at 2011-2017. Apple died when Steve Jobs died. It was never really Apple the company that was making good products. It was Jobs.

  45. Things have also become more complicated by ruddk · · Score: 1

    I got my first macbook because I wanted to try something different than windows XP. it was configured in less time than I used to use just to get rid of bloatware on a new computer
    When I got my iPhone 3s, it as amazing how easy it was to get it to work. Back then "smartphones" were a pain to configure and get to work, connected it to the Macbook, a few questions and it worked too, emails contacts etc synchronized. Of course today that seems trivial as it just works on all platforms(i assume), but back then it was not something you just did.

    Today some of the features that were supposed to work between my iDevices, did not work like handoff, send SMS from computer etc , and it took a lot of rebooting, resetting, reinstalling etc to get it to work.

    Latest issue was that I could not use my iPhone as a hotspot. It said I should contact my cell provider which in turn said I should call Apple. But, alas, I didn't have Apple care and there are no real Apple stores in the country.

    So I waited for my next(company paid) iPhone to call Apple with the 90 day(iirc) included Apple support for getting help.

    It turned out to be a configuration issue that got carried over between each new iPhone when I restored(reset network configuration in settings that also will make it forget wifi passwords etc).
    In all fairness the apple support was quite good and they spent a lot of time ensuring me that they would help me until it was resolved when they handed me over to another supporter. I might even choose to pay for Apple care next time. I didn't know that they could remote control my iPhone screen when I called them, but it worked nicely.

    So with all the features we have today, it seems they can't keep up with "it just works". :)

    1. Re:Things have also become more complicated by GNious · · Score: 1

      In all fairness the apple support was quite good

      I recently serviced my own MBP, after it had been by Apple Support due to a (Well-known) keyboard error. "Quite Good" is not how I'd describe their effort :(

    2. Re:Things have also become more complicated by ruddk · · Score: 1

      Bummer, so I was just lucky.
      Well, their products are really expensive and if you have to deal with all the same crap as with cheaper products, then one might as well just buy the cheaper ones.
      There's no way I'm going to spend the money a new iMac costs for video editing.
      I have built a hackintosh that renders 3x the speed of my iMac, I just need a supported bluetooth adapter. But guess I should just learn Premier pro or DaVinci resolve instead and run windows. It is just a hobby after all. :)

  46. What Do They Have Left? by ytene · · Score: 1

    Literally just got back from a 45-mile round-trip to my nearest Apple Store where I had an appointment to cure a failure of my Mac Mini. It turned out that the High Sierra update "doesn't play well with HDDs" according to the Apple Genius who attended my machine. The "fix" was to wipe the entire machine and perform a clean installation of *Sierra*, with the instruction to me, "Don't upgrade yet..."

    It is absolutely inconceivable that Jobs-era Apple would have allowed this to happen: had he still been with us, the roll-out would have been cancelled before it had even started.

    It is self-evident that Apple's quality control has deteriorated markedly since Steve passed away.

    The big problem for Apple is that with most hardware manufacturers significantly raising their game on producing gear at least as good as Cupertino's, the only unique differentiator they had up until now was the bullet-proof reliability derived from having both hardware and software built in-house. But with software quality reduced to a steaming pile of poo, all that's left is some stupidly over-priced hardware.

    This won't be sustainable. Apple need to get their quality mojo back, or here starts the slide to oblivion...

  47. Gay all the things! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what happens when your CEO is more focused on being the good guy to all the supposedly disadvantaged and underrepresented socially experimental "classes" of people. This is what happens when you try to ram social justice down the throats of the people who not only COULD, but WANT to do what they do best - engineering. Lets face it, when you're more worried about losing your job for accidentally calling Sally by his given name Robert or not using the "chosen" pronoun for some dipshit who has a personal/gender/species mental identity crisis? BIG HINT - you aren't going to be doing your job to any sizable fraction of the best possible.

    SJWs will bring down Apple, just like they're working REALLY hard to bring down the whole of the developed world.

  48. I'm not convinced this year was a bad thing. by thebullshitpatrol · · Score: 1

    I'm not convinced this year was a bad thing for Apple. They've spent so much time focusing on hardware and gimmicks to attract more eyes over the past 5 years that they needed on really bad year to straighten them out. I suspect now that they've shipped such a major upgrade to the iPhone and the MacBook (despite the MacBook's "upgrade" being shit), they can spend the next 2-3 years focusing hardcore on getting back to basics: software and ecosystem quality.

  49. That was needlessly brutal and sadistic by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Holy crap. Sometimes I flame Apple, but I never... I have never said or read something so .. so...

    Wow. "Apple is Sony" is probably the most vicious, mean-spirited, nasty-ass HATEFUL thing I have ever read on Slashdot. (I mean, I remember reading where some guy mentioned his wife had died a few weeks earlier and an AC replied to discuss what her corpse must look like, but you just topped that piece of shit.)

    And when I think of all the reasons I don't buy Apple products (especially the iOS stuff; I could still theoretically imagine a situation where I might buy a new Mac), I realize that it's for exactly the same reasons I don't ever buy Sony products. Daaamn.

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  50. iToonz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It just works" has been belied by the state of iTunes for, what, a decade now?

  51. Oh please by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

    1) Apple's software and hardware has always had bugs. They had a whole OS X release that had 'no new features' just dedicated to fixing bugs. It ALSO had bugs. At best, this article is revisionist history. At worst, it's feeble scaremongering.

    2) How many people here have actually encountered the bugs mentioned or the deleterious effects of the bugs mentioned? Sure, if you installed High Sierra, it had a bad exploit in it, but was anyone here actually rooted before the patch went out? The patch having a bug isn't really a surprise, and frankly, it was an obviously better bug than the exploit. Would you rather they had sat on the exploit to make sure a relatively minor file sharing bug didn't roll out? That's stupid. That would be MUCH worse. The patch process in this case is working as intended. Fix the major bug, worry about the little ones later.

    As for the iOS date bug, not only does iOS have a weird date-related bug every goddamn year, this one only affected you if you had a *repeating* local notification. It's a rare edge case. To be sure, it's a bug, but virtually the only people that noticed were the world's nerd population. It wasn't bad enough to make headline news.

    3) Apple will always ship software with bugs, and making an appeal to the amount of money only makes sense if you don't stop to think about it. You can't throw more programmers at things and necessarily reduce the number of bugs—indeed, you're likely to make so much extra management overhead that things get fixed more slowly. The issue isn't COST, it's TIME. Apple's on an aggressive release schedule, just like everyone else. Android had its own share of bugs this year, as did Chrome and Windows. Bug free software doesn't exist, and I haven't seen any evidence that it's worse this year than previous years, mainly because I remember that I've had to deal with plenty of annoying bugs in the past. They could try to slow down their release schedule, but they'd catch hell from the Mac community because it would look like they're abandoning the platform, and they certainly can't miss the iOS treadmill without looking like they're faltering, no matter how good their intentions or end result. So they do their best in the time they've got, and they're doing about the same as they always have.

    Apple's real challenges, in my opinion, are on the hardware side. Shipping the touchbar was a bad idea, because it was a weirdly tone-deaf answer to the pro community needing better hardware. They've also been shipping keyboards that are measurably worse in reliability than previous keyboards, and it's costing them money every time someone walks in with a piece of dust under the spacebar and it gets replaced under warranty. In general, I feel like they've stopped testing things in the real world and only let people test in blank, white rooms with no dust or pets or crumbs.

    Apple's fine. The software is fine. The hardware is a bit of a rollercoaster, but it's mostly okay. Nothing to see here, move along.

    1. Re:Oh please by countach · · Score: 1

      I'm sympathetic to the idea that the touch bar is not super interesting. But why do you think it was an out and out "bad idea"?

    2. Re:Oh please by Mass+Overkiller · · Score: 1

      I think he's referring to the fact that no one wanted a magic touch bar and Apple spent the time and money to develop something that's not in general very useful. Time and money that could have been better spent on some other hardware feature like a new magnetic USB-C connector or wireless charging for the Macbook.

  52. Not My Experience - FWIW by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

    I switched back in I think May to an iPhone SE. It was my first Apple product and I switched because I grew pissed at the battery sucking, slow as shit Samsung 7 Edge. I bought that device on launch day with my wife getting one as well. For the first 3 months it was great, but as updates came down the pipeline the phone slowed down. Not even a year later it couldn't hold a charge through a full day. Yes I had Outlook installed, yes apps ran. It was still unacceptable. There were tons and tons of posts on XDA and the subreddits for the S7E that confirmed - Samsung's updates broke this shit.

    So when I got my iPhone SE, I was surprised at how fluid and smooth it felt. The setup process was far easier and shit really did work. I received a handful of updates and my battery life not got impacted, my phone never seemed to slow down. I bought a Macbook Pro - I'd always been interested in a *NIX device with good hardware support/setup. I got AirPods, I got an Apple TV, Apple Watch Series 3, and now I have an iPhone X. All of my stuff is updated to the latest and greatest releases. No problems have been found. I haven't had these bugs - sure the UI for the Apple TV seems a bit stupid, but it works. And pairing my stuff together - making it work seamlessly has been a treat.

    This isn't meant to be a cheap shot, but it's reflective of my experiences. Look, I love Linux - I loved Ubuntu and Fedora. But I wanted a *NIX environment that was nice to use when I wanted it to be nice - and able to do heavy lifting when I wanted to get dirty. I used to love Android's customization, but as I hit into my 30s, got married, got a job, have plenty of disposable income, and left college I found I don't have time to piss around. I find I just want to spend money and not worry about the details. Now this article proclaims Apple is doing really shitty at that - and indeed for enterprises they are. For me - no problem. Maybe I'm special or unique in my experiences, but I'll admit I'm a believer.

    1. Re:Not My Experience - FWIW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Who gives a fuck about your anecdotal evidence.

    2. Re:Not My Experience - FWIW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? because my Iphone SE is slow, buggy, and has had like 15 GB of updates installed on it in the last 3 months.

      I only bought it to track my cycling but found the setup process sucked vs google's. I had to call Apple to have my password reset, which they were unable to do as they instituted new "account questions" which i needed to be able to answer to reset my password. Problem is i was never asked to provide an answer to any of the questoins in the first place. Seems friendly to you?

      It is great they have released multiple updates to IOS since ihave the phone.. the problem is they are all bug fixes without any real functionality.

      Also, itunes still sucks. it was garbage. It sucked when i twas "SoundJam MP", and sucked more when apple took over and renamed it.

    3. Re:Not My Experience - FWIW by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

      You - you cared enough to comment. Thank you for caring.

  53. Fanatical Micromanagement by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    Without the fanatical micromanagement of an anal retentive obsessive compulsive at the helm, it's really just any other company. Sad when the loss of a visionary results in the loss keeping marking from making engineering decisions, that's a change in corporate values.
    Call Job's what you will, but single mind and driven were definitely some of the qualities. He had a unique perspective, and though I was never an apple fanboy, I appreciated his contribution to the craft of technology...I think that's the biggest change.. it's so seldom a craft anymore. The only long rang vision for young companies is to divine something cutsie and get swallowed by a big company getting rich in the process - no ownership of a piece of art or legacy that can improve the world.

  54. "It Just Works" is a plague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While it's underlying meaning may have been "It's easy to learn", sadly it has bred a generation of some of the single least tech savvy people I have ever witnessed, bordering on sheer idiocy and lazy minds.

    You have to think about your technology folks. The convenience and simplification technology can bring to your life comes with a price; you must learn how to use it and tackle common problems with it. You needn't take it apart, name all the parts, then put it back together without any leftover screws...but you're going to have to learn how to use it, learn the basic way things are done on your device, and basic troubleshooting. The internet is a great resource, but even better is your own ability to think.

    If you cannot be bothered to learn even just this little bit...well, those of us who support various forms of technology call many of our fees the "Idiot Tax" for a reason.

  55. But, but, we're AGILE, so it's okay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey man, we're an Agile house, so it's perfectly okay and even expected for our products to be buggy. After all, our customers are our beta testers. We totally talk about consumer feedback in our daily scrum meetings, and our tiger teams are always on moonshot to fix them.

    So, don't worry... these bugs are only a temporary inconvenience and a necessary part of our development process. Without bugs, there would be nothing to credit agile with, and the executive management team in charge of Agile rollout would not get their bonuses.

  56. Re:Apple Haters by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    My Note 8 cost as much as an iPhone. I like being able to actually use a pen for sketching, annotating PDFs, and scrolling around an RDP session (makes clicking small buttons easier, given my largish fingers). I also like being able to load up 50 GB of music from my laptop, straight to a microSD card - and then pop that card into the phone. Fast - really fast - transfer of a ton of music. Too bad iPhones don't allow either option...

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  57. Airport Extreeme too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to mention, I updated my airport Extreme base station a few days ago and it stopped accepting Wifi passwords - replied that all passwords were incorrect. Had to unplug it and plug in a non-apple AP.

  58. on the other hand.... by roc97007 · · Score: 2

    "But on the other hand, Apple isn't some budget hardware maker pushing stuff out on a shoestring and scrabbling for a razor-thin profit margin."

    Not yet.

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  59. No reason to try by rcharbon · · Score: 1

    When your only competition is the clusterfsck that is the Android ecosystem, you get to cut back on design and QA to chase more profit.

  60. iOS by dos1 · · Score: 1

    I have recently bought an iPhone to port some of my games to iOS. Really, I haven't seen such a sloppy OS for a very long time - and I've been a user of various strange devices like Openmoko ones, mostly with community maintained software, so that speaks of something. The number of small weird glitches, animations that jump out or don't finish properly, errors solvable only by clicking "try again" for a few times, config options that take effect only after toggling them more than once... various kinds of little bugs, displaying the overall messiness and untidiness. A lot of them discovered during the first day with the device, and not even using it as a phone, just trying to get through menus to learn how to use it.

    1. Re:iOS by countach · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about, it's years since I saw any glitch along these lines on iOS.

    2. Re:iOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course not, everyone but you and apple are wrong

    3. Re:iOS by dos1 · · Score: 1

      Just from easily reproducible ones on my freshly reset iOS 11.2.1:

      After a boot up, the first time you swipe left, the search bar overlaps other elements on the widget screen (however it's called) and weirdly jumps in when you finish swiping.
      When you very quickly swipe on the home screen to the left after moving it slightly to the right, the bottom bar (the one with brighter backgrounds) stops at some position until the swiping animation is finished, then jumps back where it should be. Can also be achieved in opposite way, but harder to notice, since most of the locking up bar is outside of the screen then.
      There's also a header in settings (on the development profile details) that's aligned right during the page switching animation, which jumps into being center aligned right after it ends.

      Also, my whole activation process was basically me trying to skip logging in to iTunes (which resulted in consistent crashes and restarts), then trying to login to an old account I forgot my password to (which resulted in "unknown errors, try again"), and then, after finding out that I can't login to it from the Web either (apparently they blocked it after my many failed attempts), trying to create a new account (which didn't work two times and then magically worked for the third time). Also, each timethe activation process crashed, it resulted in a "Hello" screen overlapping with regular "Press Home to unlock" screen, which looked really bad.

      There are more. Some of them I can't reproduce reliably, some of them are in the libraries instead of UI (like crash in WebCore after the app goes into background when there's a WebGL content inside WebView), but annoy me greatly as well.

      And let's not even talk about that famous calculator bug - when I got my iPhone it was already fixed, but I'm absolutely not surprised that this bug has really existed.

  61. People have short memories... by countach · · Score: 1

    Tons of stuff that came out under Steve Jobs was as buggy as fuck. Remember the Mobile Me email that didn't work? Or the early versions of iOS (then called iPhone OS) that took like 6 hours to sync with iTunes? Apple are not magical. As an Apple developer I can tell you that Mac OSX has always been as buggy as fuck to develop for. However, it's still BETTER than most alternatives. Better than Windows, better than Android, better than Linux, better than [WHATEVER]. But it aint magical. Everyone makes mistakes, all software has bugs. Some of those bugs will be facepalming annoying, but it happens to the best of us.

    1. Re:People have short memories... by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      Yes, bugs will get released. The question is how many of them are entirely avoidable if proper QA practices were employed. I disagree on OS X being so much better, unless you have top notch hardware it is not a great performer, usage patterns are often illogical, plenty of interactions could easily be boiled down to one or to clicks rather than a dozen, and many things are different purely out of spite. There is not a single OS out there that can be considered good. Also, OS X being tied to ridiculously overpriced off the shelf hardware ought to be held to a higher standard. After all, that is what folks paid for.

  62. All the good devs retired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Apple has lost all the NeXT guys and now you have a bunch of people who don't get it. Swift was a good idea for mobile development, but it's also caused apple to target the dumbest common denominator internally as well as third party devs. The node and python generation can't write reliable code that doesn't leak memory, run slowly etc. They don't understand threads and think even driven programming will solve all the worlds problems. To add to that mess, TIm Cook lets Johny Ive screw things up constantly.

    Computers need ports. Pro machines should be upgradable. Core i5s aren't reference chips. ultrabook chips shouldn't be in desktops. Some people need more than 256GB of storage.

    Apple should heat up competition by doing the following:
    Offer AMD Ryzen CPUs in some models to keep costs down while quadrupling speed. Remember the mac mini is a dual core ultrabook chip from 2014.
    Standardize on AT LEAST 16GB of RAM with pro machines having 32GB or more.
    Offer SSDs that are 512GB standard with larger options at normal prices.
    Update Safari more than once a year, hire devs to work on webkit fulltime.
    Bring back pro products and update them
    Reintroduce a server line, even if it's a mac mini with a rack mountable 1u case.
    Update OpenGL because not everyone wants metal
    Remember that MacOS is unix and stop trying to screw things up
    Relicense additional software under the apache 2 license that's under APSL such as launchd, make them github projects or something that takes patches easily
    Ive should only touch the lowend machines. Those people want pretty and useless.
    Reintroduce iBook or macbook branding and push them for the 90%, turn macbook pro into a pro platform again
    offer a 17" display on MBP

    1. Re:All the good devs retired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computers need ports. Pro machines should be upgradable. Core i5s aren't reference chips. ultrabook chips shouldn't be in desktops. Some people need more than 256GB of storage.

      All explained by yells of "cost!" or "planned obsolescence!"
      It's not that people on the inside can't figure out the problems. Greed became step #1 in the MBA business playbooks, rather than the final step in the optimization chain. Five minutes with *any* public or private bugtracker will show just how negligent the non-users are to flaws because more money is saved and revenues are increased when the market is stretched against user convenience.

    2. Re:All the good devs retired by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the cost of no quality is quite significant, but only has an impact when customers stop using product an cite quality issues. There is one channel corporations listen to on an hourly basis: cash flow. Don't complain about "how negligent the non-users are to flaws", stop endorsing that practice and no longer buy such product or demand money back to faulty merchandise.

  63. It just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just breaks.
    It just sucks.
    It just blows.
    I could go on, & on, & on...
    Apple is the new Walmart.

  64. The title is a false premise by PoopMonkey · · Score: 1

    Apple stuff never "just worked". So nothing has changed.

  65. H1B fhird world code by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 2

    Thats what you get when you hire cheap third world H1B workers. You get third world code. Then we wonder why millenials are sitting in their parents basement begging for Bernie Sanders to pay off their student loans while Bernie helps more foreign aliens steal their jobs

    1. Re:H1B fhird world code by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      This is what you get when people still buy shoddy product just because it has the Apple logo on it.

  66. Looks by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Thin... or like a trashcan.

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  67. Ive by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Ive isn't going to change how it works; he has no skills in that area. He's going to change how it looks.

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  68. Nonsense by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Time and money that could have been better spent

    Apple is not short of money.

    And because they are not short of money, they are not short of time, except inasmuch as they aren't taking care of business. They have a bug list. They don't address it anywhere near the way they should.

    What they are short of is competence.

    And yes, I'm a Mac user.

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    1. Re:Nonsense by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Apple is full of competent people, but they're the wrong competent people sometimes. Like, the Touch Bar is super cool and is an excellent piece of hardware if you look at in in a vacuum. But it's not a terribly good replacement for the physical keys because you absolutely can't use them without looking down, and the dynamic functionality is really limited. Even worse, the feature only exists on a very narrow subset of their hardware, so you can't even go home and sit down at your iMac and get what is ostensibly a major feature.

      I'm sure the feature makes sense for SOME people, I just don't think it makes sense for the people they targeted it at. It's actually something that makes more sense to roll out to the masses (in addition to the function keys, not in place of them), but not to anyone in the pro segment.

      It's a competent piece of hardware with a competent design and some competent programming to back it up...but it's all for naught because it was a solution to a problem that nobody had.

  69. This happens as long as QA is optional by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    QA is seen s optional and apparently Apple is right. People still stand in line to buy their consumer electronics giving Apple probably the best year they ever had. All those who are annoyed by all these Apple bugs...stop buying Apple! Anyone who still buys Apple products endorses this lackluster approach to quality. Your choice!

  70. Re:Android is better how? by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    Yes, but that is not because there is no means to overcome the outdatedness. Vendors intentionally do not push the updates available. No wonder, they already made the sale. Google is at fault for not adding mandatory upgrades for 5 years into their license agreements.

  71. Re:Apple's Software Updates Are Like Halloween Can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was it a brown brick for Charlie? I also bricked my pants the other day...

  72. Re:Windows has bugs too, but ... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I used to think that about Microsoft. Right until their Surface line. I actually have my desktop running the latest version of Windows 10, but on my Surface Pro ... that one is ticked to run the Current Branch for Business. It seems Microsoft put just as much effort into testing their own hardware as everyone else's: i.e. let the insiders do the bug checking. Unfortunately few insiders seem to run on Surfaces.

    For over one year my SP3 would refuse to wake properly when the SP4 keyboard was attached and folded back into the tablet position. This was fixed (probably by accident) when the new SP (SP5 but who needs numbers right?) keyboard was released forcing Microsoft to write a new driver.

    The latest version of Windows 10 locks up the on-screen keyboard if I am in vertical orientation and I open the start menu.

    It's like super basic things don't get checked even on hardware where they 100% control the entire chain, and that includes BIOS, Firmware, Drivers, Hardware and Software.

  73. Re:Windows has bugs too, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple needs to open source OSX... then a port of OSX must be made from the last point of where everything "just worked"... that is.. sometime back in the Jobs days...

  74. It's just Broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agree!

    I don't do updates anymore until I can devote hours to fixing stuff.

    I let the updates live in the wild for awhile then search version update "issues" then decide whether or not I have the patience to contend with it.

    Also, needs to be noted that Apple turns things on automatically with these updates and it's a snipe hunt to figure out what privacy violations have to be reversed - albeit after they have loaded your private photos and data to wherever they are compiling this Personal stuff for their facial recognition/social network connection mapping
    PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO WINDERS FOR BUSINESS APPLE, I actually have to get things done instead of doing TECH SUPPORT

  75. Silly Peasants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The courageous have no time to worry about such petty things. They concern themselves with concepts and issues that you little people cannot possible fathom.

    Only just a few years ago, people were actually using WIRED headphones to listen to music on their phones. Oh, when I think back to those dark days I relive the horror. /sarcasm

    Seriously though, on the software side, Apple jumped the shark a LONG time ago. Jobs was still alive -- just focused solely on hardware.

    Face it. A/B testing platforms and continuous delivery have meant no one tests software prior to release anymore. Just throw the crap against the wall and see what sticks. If it don't work out, you can always just roll it back, right?