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Apple Seems To Have Forgotten About the Whole 'It Just Works' Thing (zdnet.com)

Adrian Kingsley-Hughes, writing for ZDNet: "It just works." This is the phrase that Steve Jobs trotted out year after year to describe products or services that he was unveiling. Well, Steve is now long gone, and so it the ethos of "it just works." 2017 was a petty bad year for Apple software quality. Just over the past few weeks we seen both macOS and iOS hit by several high profile bugs. And what's worse is that the fixes that Apple pushed out -- in a rushed manner -- themselves caused problems. A serious -- and very stupid -- root bug was uncovered in macOS. The patch that Apple pushed out for the root bug broke file sharing for some. Updating macOS to 10.13.1 after installing the root patch rolled back the root bug patch. iOS 11 was hit by a date bug that caused devices to crash when an app generated a notification, forcing Apple to prematurely release iOS 11.2. iOS 11.2 contained a HomeKit bug that broke remote access for shared users. And this is just a selection of the bugs that users have had to contend with over the past few weeks. And it's not just been limited to the past few weeks. There's no such thing as perfect code, and sometimes high-profile security vulnerabilities can result in patches being pushed out that are not as well tested as they could be. But on the other hand, Apple isn't some budget hardware maker pushing stuff out on a shoestring and scrabbling for a razor-thin profit margin.

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  1. alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    âoeIt just doesnâ(TM)t workâ

    -Steve Jobs

    1. Re:alternative medicine by shaitand · · Score: 2

      It just might work(TM)

      -Steve Jobs

    2. Re:alternative medicine by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      The terrible Apple formatting is the icing on the cake. Really, you could have just typed anything with quotes around it and it would have made the point.

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    3. Re:alternative medicine by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      It just about works.

      It only just works.

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    4. Re:alternative medicine by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

      It works?!

    5. Re:alternative medicine by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      It just might work(TM)

      -Steve Jobs

      In my experience "It just never worked"

      I thought it was because Apple devices hated me, but now other people share my experience.

    6. Re:alternative medicine by andreas.hummelbrunne · · Score: 1

      It finally works!

    7. Re:alternative medicine by andreas.hummelbrunne · · Score: 1

      That's what happens when the community is the mod.

    8. Re:alternative medicine by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      how is that any kind of argument when ASCII is even older?

      It's a counter to an argument that was irrelevant to start with.

      Can you think of ANY good reason to stay stuck in 1972

      Sure. English, French, German, Italian, Spanish and Dutch haven't added any new letters since then.

      when better, well-established standards are available?

      Let me know when they are.

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    9. Re:alternative medicine by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you've noticed, but the biggest problem here seems to be punctuation, not foreign languages.

      I've noticed that it buggers up umlauts and accents too. Those are those dots and slopey lines you see above letters in German & French.

      If your site can't handle dashes and curly quotes

      Which language were they added to? Don't recall Shakespeare using them, or Dante.

      UTF-8 isn't a perfect solution but it's ingenious.

      I just love things that work except when they don't.

      There's no good reason to pretend it doesn't exist

      There's no good reason to pretend there's a use case for it either (at least one that justifies the additional baggage), unless you're a Japanese schoolgirl.

      If you want to draw squiggles ask Santa for some crayons.

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  2. All part of the marketing strategy... by Quakeulf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next year they'll relaunch everything with the slogan:

    It just works. Again.

    1. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "It's thinner, whiter, and has a slightly more recessed Apple logo, and at twice the price you'll know you're better than everyone else."

      The result will be a sales goldmine.

    2. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. It's now "You'll just pay."

      That will never change.

    3. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Personally I'm 'in line' to dump my Apple phone in just a week or so. And I wouldn't have had it in the first place except that my employer was willing to subsidize the purchase.

      I'm missing some of the functionality of my old BlackBerry, though that company has it's own issues so this time I'm going with an Android device. All mine, to do with as I please, without Apple's stupid restrictions.

    4. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      It's up to the developer how many devices they make their app compatible with, same as on iphone.

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    5. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      > So far, I'm 3 for 3 in the past two weeks of trying to get an app I really wanted and the Play Store saying "Your device isn't compatible with this app".

      I'm more interested in being able to access my phone's available storage without having to load iTunes on a computer first. Every other smart phone I've owned just plugged in to a USB port and presented itself as a flash drive. Sure, my BlackBerry (tried) to limit which folders I could access, but I still could do it.

      As long as I can access my email, load a GPS nav app, take some snapshots, browse the Internet, and access the available storage... that's pretty much all I am concerned with beyond the primary use as an actual phone. I might occasionally load a video or game on it, but if it doesn't work I won't get upset about it.

      I really do expect to be quite happy with the device.

    6. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      It's up to the developer how many devices they make their app compatible with, same as on iphone.

      But on iOS it is always based on just the version of iOS (which is reasonable), or whether the device is a phone or tablet (which is also reasonable).

      I have also seen 64 bit iOS apps refuse to load on 32 bit devices. Again, also reasonable.

      But NEVER have I seen something like "This App only works on the iPhone 7 and up".

      This might be temporarily untrue with Apps that use the FaceID hardware, though. But it certainly isn't the norm.

    7. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      "It's thinner, whiter,

      Which Apple products are white? Only the accessories.

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    8. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Personally I'm 'in line' to dump my Apple phone in just a week or so.

      So you ordered a Samsung Explodaphone from Santa?

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    9. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      "It's thinner, whiter,

      Which Apple products are white? Only the accessories.

      The old ones. Before it all went aluminum. Also, the tiny colored parts on the face of "silver" colored iOS products, etc. (My iPhone for example is "white" in this way.)

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    10. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by countach · · Score: 1

      iPhone X ? Airport ? Ceramic Apple Watch?

    11. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      iPhone X ? Airport ? Ceramic Apple Watch?

      I'll give you the Ceramic Apple Watch - if you admit it's not just an accessory. As for the AirPort products - even if you see them as major products instead of accessories, they have seen their last update 4.5 years ago (that's 50% longer than the last update of the Mac Mini everybody complains about) and are rumored to be phased out completely soon.

      And the iPhone X is Silver (or "Space Gray"), Period.

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    12. Re:All part of the marketing strategy... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      They ship a bunch of FreeBSD code, so maybe they'll also adopt our unofficial motto: Everything is fine!

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    13. Re: All part of the marketing strategy... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      That's actually how I frequently did it with my BlackBerry - I had a microSD to SD adapter and an SD slot in my old laptop. And then a USB peripheral that had a microSD slot.

      I recently picked up the greatest little toy since the dawn of time itself - a microSD peripheral in the form of a USB flash memory stick.

      While I understand direct USB had issues with sharing (that never really bothered me much), if I can't tolerate the new protocol in Android, I'll just physically pop out the card. Again, something I can't do with my current iPhone...

  3. It just works. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    The article will have you believe "It just works" no longer applies to Apple.

    It still works. It's main job is not to be user friendly or make everything work seamlessly. "It just works" means the Apple brands works exceedingly well in extracting money from its fanbase. Sometimes it does by making a path breaking pioneer product or concept with great user friendliness, At other times by other means. In the end it just works, separating money from its users.

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  4. Not just bugs by LucasBC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It isn't just bugs, either. A lot of their recent software efforts seem sloppy and confused. Interfaces that were elegant and useful are now cluttered, ugly and non-intuitive, lacking in some highly desirable functionality, yet messed up with unwanted changes from previous versions. When I switched from Windows to Mac in 2010, I did so solely because of their highly desirable software; not because of their overpriced shiny hardware. But now that benefit is waning, and I know several people beside myself who are considering abandoning the Apple ship. They need to get their act together.

    1. Re:Not just bugs by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That has me worried too. Apple seem to be dropping the ball a lot lately, not on bugs but on what they used to be really good at: taking new-ish technology and presenting it in an easy to use, attractive and reliable package. Like the fingerprint scanner in the iPhone, and in fact the iPhone itself is an embodiment of that idea. But where is Apple these days? Take HomeKit: home automation is a field that cries out to be improved in terms of ease of use, security and interoperability. Apple entered that market with... something that we had years ago: remote control of lights from our phones, using WiFi, a protocol ridiculously unsuitable for large scale home automation. They lag behind in maps, voice assistants, and their new smart speaker has little to be exited about. With $250 billion in the bank, you'd think they have the funds and manpower to bring some of that old Apple innovative spirit into new areas and improve on good ideas of others, but no. I still prefer my iPhone over Android ones, but I'm afraid Apple are on their way to become irrelevant.

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    2. Re:Not just bugs by darkain · · Score: 1

      I'm not even an Apple user, and even I know about these issues: https://discussions.apple.com/...

    3. Re:Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Things like:
      - Hidden menus or scroll bars are one example. If you don't know it is there, you can't use it. And there are a lot of these.
      - Switching the default for Message delete from "Delete" to "Cancel" in a point upgrade for no apparent reason (perhaps for iCloud Messages?)
      - Preferences all over the place on iOS.

      I've had a Mac since the 128k Mac, but some of the changes and bugs that have happened recently are steps backwards from consistency.

    4. Re:Not just bugs by Albanach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Totally agree, following a recent experience with an iPad Pro. Previously you could use Siri from across the room, much like you would do with an Amazon Echo or Google Home. Want to start some music, ask Siri. Want to Set an alarm, ask Siri.

      The latest version of iOS disables Siri if you have a cover on your iPad. So if you're baking and just want a times, you'd have to wash your hands, walk to your iPad and remove the cover.

      So for a product which is intended to have a cover over it whenever it's not being used, unlike say an iPhone, Siri is permanently disabled when it's not in use. This, Apple support has stated, is by design, though it looks more like they rolled out a feature to disable Siri on iPhones when they're in a pocket and then didn't care about any knock-on consequences. Rather than acknowledge a mistake, or even to make available a toggle so the end-user can choose, they just say this is what they want and the customer needs to live with it.

    5. Re:Not just bugs by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      I had a MBP 2011 which was the most upgrade-able unit I've had; 16GB of RAM with a SATA SSD drive. In what would eventually become the most expensive cup of coffee in my lifetime, I saw the trend Apple was going with eveything soldered on-board, and that "building" a new unit online Apple's store was nothing more than a front-end experence to a back-end motherboard SKU filter - containing all the permutative options. Yeah, no, fuck that. I instead purchased a refurbished Dell Latitude for about 300 bucks and migrated my RAM and SSD over to it. It's a Core i5 running Windows 10. Works like a champ, and I could give two-fucks when I throw it to the ground. Life is good :)

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    6. Re:Not just bugs by magusxxx · · Score: 1

      Example: The iOS Podcast App. There always seems to be an issue with it running on older phones. And it generally happens when Apple is shouting, "You need to update your OS...or better yet get a new phone!"

      And lets not forget playing Podcasts on your computer. On your iPhone you can adjust the speed. On your computer you can't!!?!?!?

      Oh...unless you buy a special upgrade for $4. (Alternatively, tell iTunes to 'Show in Finder'. Then load the file in VLC and you can adjust the speed there...for FREE since it's built in.

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    7. Re:Not just bugs by mschwanke97402 · · Score: 1

      So for a product which is intended to have a cover over it whenever it's not being used, unlike say an iPhone, Siri is permanently disabled when it's not in use.

      Did you decide that for yourself then? The iPad has had an auto-sleep when the cover is closed function since gen 2. Close the cover and the iPad is put to sleep. Should Siri should still be listening when the device is asleep?

      My iPad Pro has its cover closed only when I want it to be asleep. Normally, only when I put it in my briefcase, or when I'm asleep and I put it on the bookshelf over my bed. I have the cover open and acting as a stand all day long otherwise.

    8. Re:Not just bugs by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      My iPad Pro has its cover closed only when I want it to be asleep.

      Then you're a retarded cunt. I close the lid on my lappie when I'm carrying it from one room to another.

      Then again, I use grownup OSes where you can set the action to sleep, hibernate, play a fart noise or nothing.

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    9. Re: Not just bugs by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      About an 11:1 ratio of Windows to OSX. It's not like people have NOT heard of OSX or Macs, they have exposure. It's just that so much works well on Windows. Yes, yes - heretic and all - but try to do advanced engineering on a Mac and NOT run Bootcamp or parallels. 3D parametric CAD, schematic capture/PCB layout, embedded dev kits for DSPs - all run on Windows, not OSX.

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    10. Re:Not just bugs by LucasBC · · Score: 1

      Well, how specific do you want me to be? The worst offenders are iTunes, Numbers, Music (on iOS) and the latest tvOS.

    11. Re:Not just bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Posting as AC because I'm moderating, but my personal pet peeve is moving the Network Utility our of the Utilities folder to some far off god forsaken hidden library folder. It's even still called Network UTILITY for Christ's sake! Why isn't it in the Utility folder where it's been for more than a decade? I have to use that thing all the time.

    12. Re:Not just bugs by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      That has me worried too. Apple seem to be dropping the ball a lot lately, not on bugs but on what they used to be really good at: taking new-ish technology and presenting it in an easy to use, attractive and reliable package. [...] I'm afraid Apple are on their way to become irrelevant.

      This is one of those moments when they need a new CEO; the current one is clearly exhausted, and I don't just mean in terms of lacking in energy, needing a break, time off, etc. He's out of ideas; I suspect it's not fun anymore. Apple needs to hire someone else, someone who gives a damn about quality, and something other than taking customers for all they're worth.

      Woz, perhaps.

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    13. Re:Not just bugs by countach · · Score: 1

      Removing scroll bars seemed weird when it happened (how many years ago now?) But honestly, I don't miss them one bit.

      I'm not familiar with the Message thing, but the fact they changed it means they are thinking about it, no? Maybe it's you who doesn't get it.

      iOS Preferences all over the place? What does that mean? If you don't have preferences, people whine that you can't customise anything. If you have them and have thousands of them, then organising them coherently is a challenge. Some people expect to find X under one section, other people imagine it should be somewhere else.

      I'd be hard pressed to think of anything better about any previous version of mac OS compared to the current one.

    14. Re:Not just bugs by countach · · Score: 1

      Why don't you move it, or link or alias it to where YOU want it, and dry your tears? I've never felt the need to use it, and no doubt that's why they moved it.

    15. Re:Not just bugs by countach · · Score: 1

      If you want that functionality, then the iPad would have to be on, active, listening to everything you said 24x7 and feeding it through the network to Apple's Siri servers. All while it is supposed to be OFF, and not draining battery, not sucking data from your cell plan. That would be dumb. Open the cover, or buy a non-magnet cover if you're baking. Sheesh.

    16. Re: Not just bugs by Albanach · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to understand how modern cell phones, including iPhones, actually work. They don't transmit everything to a server. They do listen for a wake word using very little power.

    17. Re:Not just bugs by coofercat · · Score: 1

      Hidden features are probably the worst design mistake. I understand the aim of keeping the clutter out of the way, and so (for example) there's no need to have "move to trash" and "delete immediately" on the same right-click menu. The "delete immediately" only appears on the top-of-screen file menu if you press the right keyboard button - that (to me, at least) is a mistake.

      Likewise, moving and copying files with the file manager ('finder') is pretty much core-capability. Only allowing copy without some secret knowledge is crazy (especially as the filesystem doesn't de-dupe). When I first got my mac, I honestly wanted to find a different 'file manager' because I assumed Finder was just a flawed piece of crap. Surely, I should find my mac super cool and exciting when first using it - only when I've really settled in should I find anything that I'd rather was different.

      So yeah, with all their millions in the bank, spending a few K on some honest, independent and nothing-off-limits UI review would seem to be useful. Oh, and I don't mean reviewing the new set of emojis.

    18. Re:Not just bugs by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Having used it, I'm willing to believe there are millions of users. I do question whether they're happy.

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  5. Proofreading doesn't work either by Calydor · · Score: 1

    That summary is so full of typos and missing words it's just embarassing.

    "so it the ethos"

    "petty bad year"

    "over the past few weeks we seen"

    Do I need to go on?

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    1. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by Albanach · · Score: 5, Funny

      That summary is so full of typos and missing words it's just embarrassing.

      Fixed that for you :)

    2. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by GungaDan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be fair it was a pretty bad year for Tom Petty.

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    3. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by Albanach · · Score: 1

      Fair point. I don't know how ZDnet works, but proper publishers used to have editors. It's quite possible for someone to be an interesting, informative and engaging reader without them having to be a good typist or speller.

      It's quite possible that, in the online world, editors have gone the way of buggy-whip manufacturers. Unfortunately, while the internal combustion engine might have won out due to performance and convenience, self-editing wins only because of cost-savings. And we all get to suffer the results.

    4. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by Calydor · · Score: 1

      I should point out English isn't my native language, either. I actually thought 'embarassing' was the proper spelling.

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    5. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      You beat me to it. It's almost as if the summary is trying to mock Apple's lack of quality with a similar lack of quality. Or something.

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    6. Re:Proofreading doesn't work either by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      First rule of being a proofreading nazi, your rants will have mistakes too. :-)

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  6. Reported by one in the Android camp by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    Look, software will [always] have bugs. Apple's software is no different.

    Has anyone investigated?

    Maybe iOS users are using their devices wrong.

    1. Re:Reported by one in the Android camp by Moof123 · · Score: 1

      I live in both camps. Android 7.0 phone, old ipod touch for music, and ipad on the couch for casual browsing. The wife is fully Apple.

      My ipod is old and stuck at iOS 6, which hardly matters as I rarely use if for anyting but listening to tunes on my bike commute each day. The amazing thing is that while I use my iPad with iOS 11 daily, I still find iOS 6 refreshing and more intuitive to do stuff when I do need to change something on the relic. What happened?

      iTunes is a disasterous mess that pushes iMusic relentlessly and makes stuff like turning on/off shuffle mode a major hassle. It has on a few occasions created duplicates and triplicates of my songs or playlists through no apparent action on my part. Cleaning this up is a pain.

      Podcast functionality became a hassle to the point that I don't bother anymore back in iOS 10.

      Mail keeps stalling for hours a day, and periodically wipes out 1-3 years of messages before re-populating. Slowly.

      Safari still is only about half a browser, and many websites for doing anything real still have limitations or broken functionality after ALL these years.

      Android is not perfect, but I'd argue it has improved to at least the level where Apple has degraded to in terms to usability. Apple seems to have gone on a binge of adding features for headline's sake, despite touch interfaces sucking for complexity, and seems to have given up on whatever QA/QC standards they used to have.

  7. Apple's Software Updates Are Like Halloween Candy by magusxxx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linus: "I got my Wi-Fi back!"
    Lucy: "I got an iTunes update!"
    Charlie Brown: "I got a brick."

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  8. Others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1. Photo syncing between iTunes and iOS devices via USB is broken - many people are having issues syncing photos. Some sync, some don't, particularly if you have a large photo library.
    2. Nested albums in Photos is broken - they don't show on iOS devices
    3. Nested albums in Photos don't show up reliably on Apple TV

    Apple needs to take a year and fix bugs on all their products and get back to the "just works philosophy".

    And he said something about the "alternative medicine" experiment probably cost him his life. Crazy.

    1. Re: Others by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      The kind of human garbage that scramble into a company as big and rich as Apple has become poison everything.

    2. Re:Others by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Here's another: macOS 10.13, if you have an external display and scaling enabled, one core sits at 100% all of the time in the window server. Lots of people have reported it, but I don't believe it's fixed yet. It basically means that you can't use an external display (e.g. a projector) while on battery, and if you do anything computationally intensive then expect it to be slower.

      On the plus side, this bug meant that I didn't update to 10.13 and so missed out on the root login bug...

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    3. Re:Others by doccus · · Score: 1

      REally, the post pretty much sums it up perfectly and honestl so there's little to add, other than, years ago, when the bugginess with windows was a real problem, and the endless patches often initiated blue screens of death, i stayed with it only because of all the programs (aka "apps" for all ya millenials, eh?) that were windows only, egven though it looked like windows was on the way out, (before XP, right?)...
      Now it's OSX i stay with prinarily for the apps, otherwise I'd be on linux or some open source BSD distro. I just HATE gimp.. it's so counterintuitive it drives me mad....
      Mac OS has lost everything that made it great. Now it's just another distro that "just doesn't work" on overpriced hardware that can't even be upgraded after purchase. Actually, the best " mac" I ever had was a macintel 10.6 - model escapes me - was faster than both of my macs!

  9. It just works better than anything else by GreatDrok · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm a daily user of Mac OS, Windows and Linux. Of the three, Mac OS is still the best option. Windows is and always has been horrible and the UI changes that keep coming along are terrible, plus they keep rebooting my machine for updates. Linux is reliable although having upgraded my machines to systemd I don't really think Linux users can cast stones anywhere.

    The main advantage of Apple has always been the tight integration of hardware and software and I have to say that having used Macs for nearly 20 years now, we're in no way in some terrible low point in Apple software quality. It has always been a bit variable. I remember complaining to Apple multiple times about Terminal.app on Tiger which wouldn't open bash about 50% of the time you started it. Took them until 10.4.6 to fix that one I believe. Every time we have one of these articles people proclaim that it is because Jobs is gone but there were issues when he was around. It really isn't all that different to how it was except that they have a lot more users today than they did back in the PPC days and yet for all that success we still haven't had the promised plague of viruses and malware that Windows got despite the switch to Intel and the increasing user base. I'd say it works well enough and I'll keep buying because it saves me time and money in my business.

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    1. Re:It just works better than anything else by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      > the UI changes that keep coming along are terrible

      For me, the whole point of Windows was that it provided a consistent, unified interface across multiple applications, something that didn't really exist on the PC platform prior to that. I didn't have to relearn the interface for every program I wanted to use.

      Then Microsoft got the bright idea of moving everything around with every new version, and that just destroys the fundamental advantage of Windows.

    2. Re:It just works better than anything else by loonycyborg · · Score: 2

      Well systemd is basically clone of launchd from MacOS. It's nothing more than Linux becoming more MacOS-like. It's very dumb hypocrisy that MacOS has launchd, Solaris has SMF and people complain only about systemd. You simply can't have a competitive desktop OS based on sysV init now. This systemd witchhunt is a threat to future of desktop Linux.

    3. Re:It just works better than anything else by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty low aim for a premium product. To be clear no one is complaining about Apple not being the best, they are complaining about it not being anywhere as good as it used to be. ... But really it's arguable that the latest iOS works better than anything else. It reeks of not having been tested.

  10. It Just works is not the slogan anymore by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    It is now...
    It just looks good.

    1. Re:It Just works is not the slogan anymore by FerociousFerret · · Score: 1

      It just looks FLAT.

      There. FTFY

  11. No Magic Left by sycodon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apple is now just another Sony, IBM, Microsoft, etc.

    The drive provided by Steve has left the company. Their target is no longer innovation or excellence, but next quarter's earnings reports.

    The Shine if off the Apple.

    As someone who still has a Fat Mac in his garage, it is just sad.

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    1. Re:No Magic Left by spiritgreywolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Their target is no longer innovation or excellence, but next quarter's earnings reports.

      Honestly I would really like someone to mention a tech company (or any company for that matter) that once they hit Wall Street, they didn't suddenly develop a myopic "What Can We Do This Quarter To Make The Executive Stock Options Fatter?"

      Every time I worked for a privately held consulting or software company - it totally rocked. As soon as they went public? It was all downhill from there.

      I'm a firm believer that it's the vision of the controlling entity that can make or break it - in the case of Jobs? He was a fastidious tyrant - but people followed him and respected him and made shit that "just works". With him being gone? Where's the rallying entity? It sure isn't Tim Cook or Wall Street.

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    2. Re:No Magic Left by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Tech companies need a strong leader who is detail obsessed. E.g. consider Microsoft back in the Bill Gates days

      https://www.joelonsoftware.com...

      In those days we used to have these things called BillG reviews. Basically every major important feature got reviewed by Bill Gates. I was told to send a copy of my spec to his office in preparation for the review. It was basically one ream of laser-printed paper.

      I rushed to get the spec printed and sent it over to his office.

      Later that day, I had some time, so I started working on figuring out if Basic had enough date and time functions to do all the things you could do in Excel.

      In most modern programming environments, dates are stored as real numbers. The integer part of the number is the number of days since some agreed-upon date in the past, called the epoch. In Excel, today's date, June 16, 2006, is stored as 38884, counting days where January 1st, 1900 is 1.

      I started working through the various date and time functions in Basic and the date and time functions in Excel, trying things out, when I noticed something strange in the Visual Basic documentation: Basic uses December 31, 1899 as the epoch instead of January 1, 1900, but for some reason, today's date was the same in Excel as it was in Basic.

      Huh?

      I went to find an Excel developer who was old enough to remember why. Ed Fries seemed to know the answer.

      "Oh," he told me. "Check out February 28th, 1900."

      "It's 59," I said.

      "Now try March 1st."

      "It's 61!"

      "What happened to 60?" Ed asked.

      "February 29th. 1900 was a leap year! It's divisible by 4!"

      "Good guess, but no cigar," Ed said, and left me wondering for a while.

      Oops. I did some research. Years that are divisible by 100 are not leap years, unless they're also divisible by 400.

      1900 wasn't a leap year.

      "It's a bug in Excel!" I exclaimed.

      "Well, not really," said Ed. "We had to do it that way because we need to be able to import Lotus 123 worksheets."

      "So, it's a bug in Lotus 123?"

      "Yeah, but probably an intentional one. Lotus had to fit in 640K. That's not a lot of memory. If you ignore 1900, you can figure out if a given year is a leap year just by looking to see if the rightmost two bits are zero. That's really fast and easy. The Lotus guys probably figured it didn't matter to be wrong for those two months way in the past. It looks like the Basic guys wanted to be anal about those two months, so they moved the epoch one day back."

      "Aargh!" I said, and went off to study why there was a checkbox in the options dialog called 1904 Date System.

      The next day was the big BillG review.

      June 30, 1992.

      In those days, Microsoft was a lot less bureaucratic. Instead of the 11 or 12 layers of management they have today, I reported to Mike Conte who reported to Chris Graham who reported to Pete Higgins, who reported to Mike Maples, who reported to Bill. About 6 layers from top to bottom. We made fun of companies like General Motors with their eight layers of management or whatever it was.

      In my BillG review meeting, the whole reporting hierarchy was there, along with their cousins, sisters, and aunts, and a person who came along from my team whose whole job during the meeting was to keep an accurate count of how many times Bill said the F word. The lower the f***-count, the better.

      Bill came in.

      I thought about how strange it was that he had two legs, two arms, one head, etc., almost exactly like a regular human being.

      He had my spec in his hand.

      He had my spec in his hand!

      He sat down and exchanged witty banter with an executive I did not know that made no sense to me. A few people laughed.

      Bill turned to me.

      I noticed that there were comments in the margins of my spec. He had read the first page!

      He had read the first page of my spec and written little notes in the margin

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    3. Re:No Magic Left by organgtool · · Score: 1

      Every time I worked for a privately held consulting or software company - it totally rocked. As soon as they went public? It was all downhill from there.

      That was the reason that Dell reprivatized. Investors only care about things that can bring be profitable within the next quarter or two. I can't say I'm the least bit surprised that quality has gone down at Apple given the fact that Tim is at the helm since he has always been focused on profits rather than products.

    4. Re:No Magic Left by ctilsie242 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is why Dell's quality across the board has improved since they were taken private. They are not under the lash of shareholders demanding stuff the next quarter, otherwise lawsuits are threatened. Dell can do what the hell it wants to. Charge off a ton of earnings for R&D? Perfectly fine.

      Apple needs to do the same if it wants to remain a player long term. Otherwise, they may end up suffering a fate similar to Sony with regards to consumer electronics in the early 2000s, especially with companies like Samsung coming out with innovative products on a constant basis.

    5. Re:No Magic Left by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

      Thank you for the only comment in this article worth my time to read.

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    6. Re:No Magic Left by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      Many moons ago I was working on an interface between an accounting system and a sales system. I explained to a guy that the accounting system stored dates internally as CCYYMMDD.

      "That's ridiculous", he answered, "how would you represent a BC date?"

      "I have no idea, but if I ever have to send an invoice to Alexander The Great I'll get back to you!" was my reply.

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    7. Re:No Magic Left by spiritgreywolf · · Score: 1

      I'm still pissed at Ross Perot. I was with Perotsystems before they went public. It was awesome - and yet even after he knew the people in the company wanted every single share they would have offered and then some? He still sold the lion's share to institutional investors and all employees were only allowed to buy 100 shares at the IPO price - and the company went down the toilet - especially when Junior took over. He was a real estate man and couldn't give two shits about consulting services.

      It was in that moment that I learned to not pay any attention to the suits in the C-level. They're all about growing their portfolio and couldn't give a shit less about the "troops". Ross's statements all turned out to be rhetorical bullshit, and it was after that when I became wildly successful as a freelance consultant and never looked back.

      It was the kick in the ass I needed to prove that nobody looks out for you but you. No matter how "touchy feely" the company is? If it's tied in any way shape or form to Wall Street, it's all bullshit "What About Next Quarter" mantra. And quality across the board suffers.

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    8. Re:No Magic Left by trabby · · Score: 2

      Mediator? If he was still of this earth he would be yelling his box off at the programmers responsible for that ridiculous root bug followed by demeaning them. He was a prick but at least things got done right because of it.

    9. Re:No Magic Left by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      With a market cap of $900 billion, that's not going to happen any time soon.

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    10. Re: No Magic Left by sethmeisterg · · Score: 1

      Wow. That was an awesome read. Thank you!

    11. Re:No Magic Left by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Tech companies need a strong leader who is detail obsessed. E.g. consider Microsoft back in the Bill Gates days

      Back when Billy Boy missed the boat on big things like the Internet? Yeah, keep telling micro managers that they are the ideal CEO, if only they could stop fiddling with the city settings in Civilization.

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    12. Re:No Magic Left by antdude · · Score: 1

      I am detail obsessed, and no one wants me especially in SQA testings. :(

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    13. Re:No Magic Left by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

      I have lived this

      I worked as a systems analyst for Mobil Oil (they went under) (not my fault) in the Dilbertized corporate world.

      I asked a new hire, "Joe ... how does Mobil make its money?"

      He said, "By selling refined hydrocarbons."

      "WRONG!," I said.

      "They make money selling stocks."

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    14. Re:No Magic Left by Mass+Overkiller · · Score: 1

      I second that, thank you for the comment.

    15. Re:No Magic Left by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I remember Word 2.0 for Windows as a pretty solid piece of software. It ran happily on a 386 with 4MB of RAM and about the only feature that it lacked that modern Word has is the ability to underline words with spelling errors automatically in the background. I moved to ClarisWorks on that machine, because it did most of what I wanted and the whole office suite was smaller than Word, but I missed a few things in Word when I did.

      It's also worth remembering what they're compared to. Classic MacOS had a more consistent UI than Windows (and didn't get the buttons on dialog boxes back to front), but it crashed a lot. Possibly even more often than our old friend General Protection Fault visited Windows 3.1. RiscOS was probably the nicest system from that era, but most apps were hand-coded ARM assembly and that didn't really scale to more complex programs.

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    16. Re:No Magic Left by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Apple is now just another Sony, IBM, Microsoft, etc.

      Apple has always been another Microsoft... Just not as successful. They've been trying for the last 15 years to get away with the kinds of things that bought the courts to Microsoft's door for anti-competitive behaviour but have failed at it miserably. Now their cult of personality is gone all you're left with is just another company trying to lock you in and not doing a very good job of it.

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    17. Re:No Magic Left by geowar · · Score: 1

      I'll 100% agree I've known several startups that the worst thing that happened to them was they went public. The biggest loss is the VC's sell out and take all their resources to their next investment. Second to that is that the board then becomes more focused on the stock holders than the company products.

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  13. What's the alternative? by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    When they are competing against Windows 10, the bar is set very low. It doesn't have to be insanely great anymore, just not insanely awful.

  14. More honest slogan by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Given the prices they now charge a more honest slogan would be:
    It just works...for us.

    1. Re:More honest slogan by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      Or: It just works, I think, differently...

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      1. Never tell everything you know.
  15. Console by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you want a real eye-opener as to how MacOS is doing, open the Console and look at the system.log chat.

    This is where most system process and apps dump their error and warning messages - not just when something crashes or some part of the UI hangs, but also errors that were caught and handled.

    It's a ridiculous torrent of messages like this:

    > iTunes[774]: tid:18d2f - Mux ID not found in mapping dictionary

    > iTunes[774]: tid:18d2f - Can't handle disconnect with invalid ecid

    > AOUDownloadCount[21315]: ERROR|AOUDownloadCount.m|700L|Error:AOUDownloadCount::createLockFile:plist file is not exist.

    > AOUDownloadCount[21315]: ERROR|AOUDownloadCount.m|493L|Error:AOUDownloadCount::getDownloadCountInfo:file locked failed.

    > AOUDownloadCount[21315]: ERROR|AOUDownloadCount.m|376L|Error:AOUDownloadCount::sendDownloadCountInfo:get DownloadCountInfo failed.

    > com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.quicklook[21327]): Endpoint has been activated through legacy launch(3) APIs. Please switch to XPC or bootstrap_check_in(): com.apple.quicklook

    > kcm[21335]: DEPRECATED USE in libdispatch client: Setting timer interval to 0 requests a 1ns timer, did you mean FOREVER (a one-shot timer)?

    > com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.imfoundation.IMRemoteURLConnectionAgent): Unknown key for integer: _DirtyJetsamMemoryLimit

    > com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.TMHelperAgent.SetupOffer): Service only ran for 7 seconds. Pushing respawn out by 3 seconds.

    > GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387]: 2017-12-19 14:56:55.942 GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387/0x700002adb000] [lvl=2] -[KSEngineInvocation(KeystoneThread) runKeystonesInThread] Failed to upload Keystone statistics: (null)

    > GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387]: 2017-12-19 14:56:56.985 GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387/0x700002adb000] [lvl=2] -[KSEngineInvocation(KeystoneThread) runKeystonesInThread] Finished with engine thread

    > GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387]: 2017-12-19 14:56:57.629 GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387/0x7fff977bc340] [lvl=2] -[KSAgentApp(PrivateMethods) checkForUpdatesUsingArguments:invocation:error:] Finished update check.

    > diagnosticd[21406]: no EOS device present

    > com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.imfoundation.IMRemoteURLConnectionAgent): Unknown key for integer: _DirtyJetsamMemoryLimit

    > com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.quicklook[21428]): Endpoint has been activated through legacy launch(3) APIs. Please switch to XPC or bootstrap_check_in(): com.apple.quicklook

    > Console[21403]: BUG in libdispatch client: kevent[vnode] monitored resource vanished before the source cancel handler was invoked

    Thousands and thousands of messages. Often the same messages repeated every few minutes... 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. No fixes in sight.

    The kicker is that while all of this is happening in the background, my Mac is just sitting idle and appears to be functioning kind-of okay. I don't get any visible reports of errors or warnings; the apps continue to work okay - with occasional bouts of UI hangups and app crashes.

    MacOS doesn't "just work" any more. It's just gotten very good at hiding the junky, poorly designed state of its apps. Apparently, MacOS is so good at this that devs don't really need to consider bugs a high priority. The consequences are no longer pinpointed to the app that's at fault - they are more generalized, like spontaneous freezing, anomalous behavior, and cryptic error messages.

    Obviously, this is a big problem for Apple. I switched to MacOS sometime around Lion / Mountain Lion. I've noticed that ever since Mavericks, performance and stability started trending south. High Sierra is pretty bad. Still not Windows-level bad, but... the gap is narrowing, and not because Windows is improving.

  16. Outsourced? by Trondheim · · Score: 1

    Just curious. How much development work has Apple outsourced?

  17. Re:New Slogan: by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1
  18. When was Apple perfect? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Like all other makers, When Apple releases a product, and especially when it is rushed there are problems. Software problems are the easiest and cheapest to fix, so I expect Apple trying to rush out their new hardware before Christmas, they had slacked on the software testing. While iOS 11 and OS X has it bugs, there hasn't been any Something Gates about it current line of hardware, the iPhone 8 and X have been touted for its build quality (compared to the Google Pixel which had some cheap parts on it). Its Face ID on the X seems to work better then most people expected. In terms of hardware the really hit it off and got a release before Christmas. The software on the other hand seems like it was rushed. With little time testing on the new hardware. Especially the X which Apple wanted to keep secrete so it was really limited to Apple Employees, for real world testing. But software being software it is just a wireless push away from being fixed. Vs a Screen Gate, or a Antenna Gate, or a Bend Gate which is hard for Apple to fix because they had already sold the hardware.

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  19. "It just works" ... by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That was always, at best, "It just works - as long as you only want to do what we let you do."

    1. Re:"It just works" ... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yeah but even that isn't true now. Unless you count a calculator which can't add properly functionality that apple shouldn't let you do, or autocorrect that inserts garbage likewise.

  20. It is not easy to maintain... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    Once Apple got the large user-base, they started to find out that maintaining a field full of Apple products is not as easy as selling new products into an empty field.

  21. Things have also become more complicated by ruddk · · Score: 1

    I got my first macbook because I wanted to try something different than windows XP. it was configured in less time than I used to use just to get rid of bloatware on a new computer
    When I got my iPhone 3s, it as amazing how easy it was to get it to work. Back then "smartphones" were a pain to configure and get to work, connected it to the Macbook, a few questions and it worked too, emails contacts etc synchronized. Of course today that seems trivial as it just works on all platforms(i assume), but back then it was not something you just did.

    Today some of the features that were supposed to work between my iDevices, did not work like handoff, send SMS from computer etc , and it took a lot of rebooting, resetting, reinstalling etc to get it to work.

    Latest issue was that I could not use my iPhone as a hotspot. It said I should contact my cell provider which in turn said I should call Apple. But, alas, I didn't have Apple care and there are no real Apple stores in the country.

    So I waited for my next(company paid) iPhone to call Apple with the 90 day(iirc) included Apple support for getting help.

    It turned out to be a configuration issue that got carried over between each new iPhone when I restored(reset network configuration in settings that also will make it forget wifi passwords etc).
    In all fairness the apple support was quite good and they spent a lot of time ensuring me that they would help me until it was resolved when they handed me over to another supporter. I might even choose to pay for Apple care next time. I didn't know that they could remote control my iPhone screen when I called them, but it worked nicely.

    So with all the features we have today, it seems they can't keep up with "it just works". :)

    1. Re:Things have also become more complicated by GNious · · Score: 1

      In all fairness the apple support was quite good

      I recently serviced my own MBP, after it had been by Apple Support due to a (Well-known) keyboard error. "Quite Good" is not how I'd describe their effort :(

    2. Re:Things have also become more complicated by ruddk · · Score: 1

      Bummer, so I was just lucky.
      Well, their products are really expensive and if you have to deal with all the same crap as with cheaper products, then one might as well just buy the cheaper ones.
      There's no way I'm going to spend the money a new iMac costs for video editing.
      I have built a hackintosh that renders 3x the speed of my iMac, I just need a supported bluetooth adapter. But guess I should just learn Premier pro or DaVinci resolve instead and run windows. It is just a hobby after all. :)

  22. What Do They Have Left? by ytene · · Score: 1

    Literally just got back from a 45-mile round-trip to my nearest Apple Store where I had an appointment to cure a failure of my Mac Mini. It turned out that the High Sierra update "doesn't play well with HDDs" according to the Apple Genius who attended my machine. The "fix" was to wipe the entire machine and perform a clean installation of *Sierra*, with the instruction to me, "Don't upgrade yet..."

    It is absolutely inconceivable that Jobs-era Apple would have allowed this to happen: had he still been with us, the roll-out would have been cancelled before it had even started.

    It is self-evident that Apple's quality control has deteriorated markedly since Steve passed away.

    The big problem for Apple is that with most hardware manufacturers significantly raising their game on producing gear at least as good as Cupertino's, the only unique differentiator they had up until now was the bullet-proof reliability derived from having both hardware and software built in-house. But with software quality reduced to a steaming pile of poo, all that's left is some stupidly over-priced hardware.

    This won't be sustainable. Apple need to get their quality mojo back, or here starts the slide to oblivion...

  23. I'm not convinced this year was a bad thing. by thebullshitpatrol · · Score: 1

    I'm not convinced this year was a bad thing for Apple. They've spent so much time focusing on hardware and gimmicks to attract more eyes over the past 5 years that they needed on really bad year to straighten them out. I suspect now that they've shipped such a major upgrade to the iPhone and the MacBook (despite the MacBook's "upgrade" being shit), they can spend the next 2-3 years focusing hardcore on getting back to basics: software and ecosystem quality.

  24. That was needlessly brutal and sadistic by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Holy crap. Sometimes I flame Apple, but I never... I have never said or read something so .. so...

    Wow. "Apple is Sony" is probably the most vicious, mean-spirited, nasty-ass HATEFUL thing I have ever read on Slashdot. (I mean, I remember reading where some guy mentioned his wife had died a few weeks earlier and an AC replied to discuss what her corpse must look like, but you just topped that piece of shit.)

    And when I think of all the reasons I don't buy Apple products (especially the iOS stuff; I could still theoretically imagine a situation where I might buy a new Mac), I realize that it's for exactly the same reasons I don't ever buy Sony products. Daaamn.

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  25. Oh please by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

    1) Apple's software and hardware has always had bugs. They had a whole OS X release that had 'no new features' just dedicated to fixing bugs. It ALSO had bugs. At best, this article is revisionist history. At worst, it's feeble scaremongering.

    2) How many people here have actually encountered the bugs mentioned or the deleterious effects of the bugs mentioned? Sure, if you installed High Sierra, it had a bad exploit in it, but was anyone here actually rooted before the patch went out? The patch having a bug isn't really a surprise, and frankly, it was an obviously better bug than the exploit. Would you rather they had sat on the exploit to make sure a relatively minor file sharing bug didn't roll out? That's stupid. That would be MUCH worse. The patch process in this case is working as intended. Fix the major bug, worry about the little ones later.

    As for the iOS date bug, not only does iOS have a weird date-related bug every goddamn year, this one only affected you if you had a *repeating* local notification. It's a rare edge case. To be sure, it's a bug, but virtually the only people that noticed were the world's nerd population. It wasn't bad enough to make headline news.

    3) Apple will always ship software with bugs, and making an appeal to the amount of money only makes sense if you don't stop to think about it. You can't throw more programmers at things and necessarily reduce the number of bugs—indeed, you're likely to make so much extra management overhead that things get fixed more slowly. The issue isn't COST, it's TIME. Apple's on an aggressive release schedule, just like everyone else. Android had its own share of bugs this year, as did Chrome and Windows. Bug free software doesn't exist, and I haven't seen any evidence that it's worse this year than previous years, mainly because I remember that I've had to deal with plenty of annoying bugs in the past. They could try to slow down their release schedule, but they'd catch hell from the Mac community because it would look like they're abandoning the platform, and they certainly can't miss the iOS treadmill without looking like they're faltering, no matter how good their intentions or end result. So they do their best in the time they've got, and they're doing about the same as they always have.

    Apple's real challenges, in my opinion, are on the hardware side. Shipping the touchbar was a bad idea, because it was a weirdly tone-deaf answer to the pro community needing better hardware. They've also been shipping keyboards that are measurably worse in reliability than previous keyboards, and it's costing them money every time someone walks in with a piece of dust under the spacebar and it gets replaced under warranty. In general, I feel like they've stopped testing things in the real world and only let people test in blank, white rooms with no dust or pets or crumbs.

    Apple's fine. The software is fine. The hardware is a bit of a rollercoaster, but it's mostly okay. Nothing to see here, move along.

    1. Re:Oh please by countach · · Score: 1

      I'm sympathetic to the idea that the touch bar is not super interesting. But why do you think it was an out and out "bad idea"?

    2. Re:Oh please by Mass+Overkiller · · Score: 1

      I think he's referring to the fact that no one wanted a magic touch bar and Apple spent the time and money to develop something that's not in general very useful. Time and money that could have been better spent on some other hardware feature like a new magnetic USB-C connector or wireless charging for the Macbook.

  26. Not My Experience - FWIW by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

    I switched back in I think May to an iPhone SE. It was my first Apple product and I switched because I grew pissed at the battery sucking, slow as shit Samsung 7 Edge. I bought that device on launch day with my wife getting one as well. For the first 3 months it was great, but as updates came down the pipeline the phone slowed down. Not even a year later it couldn't hold a charge through a full day. Yes I had Outlook installed, yes apps ran. It was still unacceptable. There were tons and tons of posts on XDA and the subreddits for the S7E that confirmed - Samsung's updates broke this shit.

    So when I got my iPhone SE, I was surprised at how fluid and smooth it felt. The setup process was far easier and shit really did work. I received a handful of updates and my battery life not got impacted, my phone never seemed to slow down. I bought a Macbook Pro - I'd always been interested in a *NIX device with good hardware support/setup. I got AirPods, I got an Apple TV, Apple Watch Series 3, and now I have an iPhone X. All of my stuff is updated to the latest and greatest releases. No problems have been found. I haven't had these bugs - sure the UI for the Apple TV seems a bit stupid, but it works. And pairing my stuff together - making it work seamlessly has been a treat.

    This isn't meant to be a cheap shot, but it's reflective of my experiences. Look, I love Linux - I loved Ubuntu and Fedora. But I wanted a *NIX environment that was nice to use when I wanted it to be nice - and able to do heavy lifting when I wanted to get dirty. I used to love Android's customization, but as I hit into my 30s, got married, got a job, have plenty of disposable income, and left college I found I don't have time to piss around. I find I just want to spend money and not worry about the details. Now this article proclaims Apple is doing really shitty at that - and indeed for enterprises they are. For me - no problem. Maybe I'm special or unique in my experiences, but I'll admit I'm a believer.

    1. Re:Not My Experience - FWIW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Who gives a fuck about your anecdotal evidence.

    2. Re:Not My Experience - FWIW by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

      You - you cared enough to comment. Thank you for caring.

  27. Fanatical Micromanagement by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    Without the fanatical micromanagement of an anal retentive obsessive compulsive at the helm, it's really just any other company. Sad when the loss of a visionary results in the loss keeping marking from making engineering decisions, that's a change in corporate values.
    Call Job's what you will, but single mind and driven were definitely some of the qualities. He had a unique perspective, and though I was never an apple fanboy, I appreciated his contribution to the craft of technology...I think that's the biggest change.. it's so seldom a craft anymore. The only long rang vision for young companies is to divine something cutsie and get swallowed by a big company getting rich in the process - no ownership of a piece of art or legacy that can improve the world.

  28. Re:Apple Haters by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    My Note 8 cost as much as an iPhone. I like being able to actually use a pen for sketching, annotating PDFs, and scrolling around an RDP session (makes clicking small buttons easier, given my largish fingers). I also like being able to load up 50 GB of music from my laptop, straight to a microSD card - and then pop that card into the phone. Fast - really fast - transfer of a ton of music. Too bad iPhones don't allow either option...

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  29. on the other hand.... by roc97007 · · Score: 2

    "But on the other hand, Apple isn't some budget hardware maker pushing stuff out on a shoestring and scrabbling for a razor-thin profit margin."

    Not yet.

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  30. Re:Not to tout Microsoft's efforts but by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...but what if you hate both of them?

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  31. No reason to try by rcharbon · · Score: 1

    When your only competition is the clusterfsck that is the Android ecosystem, you get to cut back on design and QA to chase more profit.

  32. iOS by dos1 · · Score: 1

    I have recently bought an iPhone to port some of my games to iOS. Really, I haven't seen such a sloppy OS for a very long time - and I've been a user of various strange devices like Openmoko ones, mostly with community maintained software, so that speaks of something. The number of small weird glitches, animations that jump out or don't finish properly, errors solvable only by clicking "try again" for a few times, config options that take effect only after toggling them more than once... various kinds of little bugs, displaying the overall messiness and untidiness. A lot of them discovered during the first day with the device, and not even using it as a phone, just trying to get through menus to learn how to use it.

    1. Re:iOS by countach · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about, it's years since I saw any glitch along these lines on iOS.

    2. Re:iOS by dos1 · · Score: 1

      Just from easily reproducible ones on my freshly reset iOS 11.2.1:

      After a boot up, the first time you swipe left, the search bar overlaps other elements on the widget screen (however it's called) and weirdly jumps in when you finish swiping.
      When you very quickly swipe on the home screen to the left after moving it slightly to the right, the bottom bar (the one with brighter backgrounds) stops at some position until the swiping animation is finished, then jumps back where it should be. Can also be achieved in opposite way, but harder to notice, since most of the locking up bar is outside of the screen then.
      There's also a header in settings (on the development profile details) that's aligned right during the page switching animation, which jumps into being center aligned right after it ends.

      Also, my whole activation process was basically me trying to skip logging in to iTunes (which resulted in consistent crashes and restarts), then trying to login to an old account I forgot my password to (which resulted in "unknown errors, try again"), and then, after finding out that I can't login to it from the Web either (apparently they blocked it after my many failed attempts), trying to create a new account (which didn't work two times and then magically worked for the third time). Also, each timethe activation process crashed, it resulted in a "Hello" screen overlapping with regular "Press Home to unlock" screen, which looked really bad.

      There are more. Some of them I can't reproduce reliably, some of them are in the libraries instead of UI (like crash in WebCore after the app goes into background when there's a WebGL content inside WebView), but annoy me greatly as well.

      And let's not even talk about that famous calculator bug - when I got my iPhone it was already fixed, but I'm absolutely not surprised that this bug has really existed.

  33. People have short memories... by countach · · Score: 1

    Tons of stuff that came out under Steve Jobs was as buggy as fuck. Remember the Mobile Me email that didn't work? Or the early versions of iOS (then called iPhone OS) that took like 6 hours to sync with iTunes? Apple are not magical. As an Apple developer I can tell you that Mac OSX has always been as buggy as fuck to develop for. However, it's still BETTER than most alternatives. Better than Windows, better than Android, better than Linux, better than [WHATEVER]. But it aint magical. Everyone makes mistakes, all software has bugs. Some of those bugs will be facepalming annoying, but it happens to the best of us.

    1. Re:People have short memories... by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      Yes, bugs will get released. The question is how many of them are entirely avoidable if proper QA practices were employed. I disagree on OS X being so much better, unless you have top notch hardware it is not a great performer, usage patterns are often illogical, plenty of interactions could easily be boiled down to one or to clicks rather than a dozen, and many things are different purely out of spite. There is not a single OS out there that can be considered good. Also, OS X being tied to ridiculously overpriced off the shelf hardware ought to be held to a higher standard. After all, that is what folks paid for.

  34. All the good devs retired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Apple has lost all the NeXT guys and now you have a bunch of people who don't get it. Swift was a good idea for mobile development, but it's also caused apple to target the dumbest common denominator internally as well as third party devs. The node and python generation can't write reliable code that doesn't leak memory, run slowly etc. They don't understand threads and think even driven programming will solve all the worlds problems. To add to that mess, TIm Cook lets Johny Ive screw things up constantly.

    Computers need ports. Pro machines should be upgradable. Core i5s aren't reference chips. ultrabook chips shouldn't be in desktops. Some people need more than 256GB of storage.

    Apple should heat up competition by doing the following:
    Offer AMD Ryzen CPUs in some models to keep costs down while quadrupling speed. Remember the mac mini is a dual core ultrabook chip from 2014.
    Standardize on AT LEAST 16GB of RAM with pro machines having 32GB or more.
    Offer SSDs that are 512GB standard with larger options at normal prices.
    Update Safari more than once a year, hire devs to work on webkit fulltime.
    Bring back pro products and update them
    Reintroduce a server line, even if it's a mac mini with a rack mountable 1u case.
    Update OpenGL because not everyone wants metal
    Remember that MacOS is unix and stop trying to screw things up
    Relicense additional software under the apache 2 license that's under APSL such as launchd, make them github projects or something that takes patches easily
    Ive should only touch the lowend machines. Those people want pretty and useless.
    Reintroduce iBook or macbook branding and push them for the 90%, turn macbook pro into a pro platform again
    offer a 17" display on MBP

    1. Re:All the good devs retired by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the cost of no quality is quite significant, but only has an impact when customers stop using product an cite quality issues. There is one channel corporations listen to on an hourly basis: cash flow. Don't complain about "how negligent the non-users are to flaws", stop endorsing that practice and no longer buy such product or demand money back to faulty merchandise.

  35. The title is a false premise by PoopMonkey · · Score: 1

    Apple stuff never "just worked". So nothing has changed.

  36. H1B fhird world code by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 2

    Thats what you get when you hire cheap third world H1B workers. You get third world code. Then we wonder why millenials are sitting in their parents basement begging for Bernie Sanders to pay off their student loans while Bernie helps more foreign aliens steal their jobs

    1. Re:H1B fhird world code by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      This is what you get when people still buy shoddy product just because it has the Apple logo on it.

  37. Looks by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Thin... or like a trashcan.

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  38. Ive by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Ive isn't going to change how it works; he has no skills in that area. He's going to change how it looks.

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  39. Nonsense by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Time and money that could have been better spent

    Apple is not short of money.

    And because they are not short of money, they are not short of time, except inasmuch as they aren't taking care of business. They have a bug list. They don't address it anywhere near the way they should.

    What they are short of is competence.

    And yes, I'm a Mac user.

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    1. Re:Nonsense by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Apple is full of competent people, but they're the wrong competent people sometimes. Like, the Touch Bar is super cool and is an excellent piece of hardware if you look at in in a vacuum. But it's not a terribly good replacement for the physical keys because you absolutely can't use them without looking down, and the dynamic functionality is really limited. Even worse, the feature only exists on a very narrow subset of their hardware, so you can't even go home and sit down at your iMac and get what is ostensibly a major feature.

      I'm sure the feature makes sense for SOME people, I just don't think it makes sense for the people they targeted it at. It's actually something that makes more sense to roll out to the masses (in addition to the function keys, not in place of them), but not to anyone in the pro segment.

      It's a competent piece of hardware with a competent design and some competent programming to back it up...but it's all for naught because it was a solution to a problem that nobody had.

  40. This happens as long as QA is optional by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    QA is seen s optional and apparently Apple is right. People still stand in line to buy their consumer electronics giving Apple probably the best year they ever had. All those who are annoyed by all these Apple bugs...stop buying Apple! Anyone who still buys Apple products endorses this lackluster approach to quality. Your choice!

  41. Re:Android is better how? by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    Yes, but that is not because there is no means to overcome the outdatedness. Vendors intentionally do not push the updates available. No wonder, they already made the sale. Google is at fault for not adding mandatory upgrades for 5 years into their license agreements.

  42. Re:Windows has bugs too, but ... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I used to think that about Microsoft. Right until their Surface line. I actually have my desktop running the latest version of Windows 10, but on my Surface Pro ... that one is ticked to run the Current Branch for Business. It seems Microsoft put just as much effort into testing their own hardware as everyone else's: i.e. let the insiders do the bug checking. Unfortunately few insiders seem to run on Surfaces.

    For over one year my SP3 would refuse to wake properly when the SP4 keyboard was attached and folded back into the tablet position. This was fixed (probably by accident) when the new SP (SP5 but who needs numbers right?) keyboard was released forcing Microsoft to write a new driver.

    The latest version of Windows 10 locks up the on-screen keyboard if I am in vertical orientation and I open the start menu.

    It's like super basic things don't get checked even on hardware where they 100% control the entire chain, and that includes BIOS, Firmware, Drivers, Hardware and Software.