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Ask Slashdot: When Is the Right Time To Discuss Retirement With Your Employer?

An anonymous reader writes: As I am sliding down the far side of 60, retirement is something coming up in two or three years.

The usual notice time is two weeks, but I'm one of two people (maybe three if they pull one back in off other projects he's done the past four years) who do what I do, and is fairly important to the company's product. Yeah, we'd be in serious hurt if one of us were hit by a truck.

I'd like to give a lot of notice. It took them six months to find me for this position half a decade ago. But I don't want to be let go before I'm ready to go, either.

Most slashdotters seem to be a lot younger than me, so maybe I'm asking in the wrong place, but has anyone else dealt with this issue?

333 comments

  1. No good dead goes unpunished by Dorianny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Watch out for your own best interest. Your employer will be doing the same

    1. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It took me two times to learn this. During those attempts, I have tried to leave a company on their terms. It was bad for me.

      Your life, live it.

      Who knows, maybe the prospect will result in an offer that you can't refuse.

    2. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by rhazz · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I agree with that.

      But I don't want to be let go before I'm ready to go, either.

      I would give them notice on the day you are ready to retire, and then carry on with them until they are ready or until your good will wears out. If your boss/HR has any competency at all, they already know what's coming.

    3. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by gnick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My current employer has treated me well so far. I've seen them treat my coworkers well, including when it came time to retire. As a result, I try to act in our mutual interest and trust them to do the same. I'm much happier with this arrangement than I would be if I was convinced that everyone was only self-interested.

      This isn't always practical. I'm lucky to work for a small company staffed by human beings instead of corporate drones.

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    4. Re: No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is the correct answer. For retirement or any other change.

    5. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Yes, this. Even two weeks is meaningless. First you are retiring so you don't need to look good for the next employer, second employers don't know or care about whether you gave notice at the last place anymore.

    6. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by olsmeister · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My current employer will not pay out my unused vacation if I do not give at least two weeks notice.

    7. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Watch out for your own best interest. Your employer will be doing the same

      If you're still working at a shitty place late in life, then sure - why even give notice? But if you're working somewhere reasonable, there's no reason to be a dick.

      Retirement is coming up for me in the next few years. I plan to let my boss know informally about a year ahead of time that retirement is looming, and he should plan accordingly. I don't want him to be surprised when I give 2 weeks notice, but that's all the formal notice I'll give the company.

      That being said, you should be able to retire for at least a couple years before you actually retire. This is important! When you get to the point that you believe you can live acceptably on your savings, don't stop working immediately. It really sucks to be wrong about how much you need - I've seen it, and it's not pretty. Soldier on for a couple more years to account for errors in prediction about what life holds.

      If you do that, and your company uses knowledge of your plans and screws you by e.g. firing you 3 months before you had planned to retire, then you don't really care. You should be able to retire for some time before you'd even think of warning your boss that you plan to actually retire, for so many reasons.

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    8. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here is my $.02 worth.

      When you are good and ready, give your two weeks notice, BUT offer to stick around for ... say ... six months, if they need help finding and replacing you.

      That way, you're fine either way, and come out like roses.

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    9. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by edis · · Score: 0

      deed is so not dead

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    10. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Fast+Ben · · Score: 4, Informative

      My current employer will not pay out my unused vacation if I do not give at least two weeks notice.

      Depending on which state you're in, that may be illegal. It certainly is in California.

    11. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by shaitand · · Score: 1

      For the most part they are legally required to pay out unused vacation no matter what their policy says. Of course, the best strategy is to simply use the remaining vacation for your last days.

    12. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't sound legal to me.

    13. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US that is generally illegal. I mean, they can assert they won't, and it likely isn't worth hiring a lawyer for... but calling the employment authorities on them if it happened to someone you know would likely solve the problem fairly quickly.

    14. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by networkBoy · · Score: 5, Informative

      This!
      We have a guy at my office much like you.
      He gets hit by a truck, we stay in business, but we slip all sorts of deadlines, and likely contractual obligations, and our bug escape count will go way up.

      He's a greybeard and greatly valued, but he wants to retire. He gave us a year notice, and he was in a position that if we said "bye" he'd have been fine (bored, but fine). As it is we are grateful for the year's notice and have him advising Jr devs when they get stuck. We're 6 mo in and he's down to 4 days a week (his choice, but good for us as it's driving home the point we need to learn everything we can from him first).

      Honestly, if you're that valuable I predict that you will be fine having the "1 year warning" retirement convo, particularly if you approach it with something along the lines of:
      "I've loved working here, but as I'm sure you can guess I am getting to the age where retirement is looming. I don't want to leave this team in a lurch, so I was thinking about working out a (1yr|6mo|nn week) transition plan where I can mentor a replacement. What do you think about that?"

      This puts you in a position of relative power in that they can say okay, or you can leave and they have no choice but to hold the bag. Naturally if you have some trigger that needs to happen, like stock options vesting, wait till *after* the trigger, just in case.

      In a reverse version of this I know a guy who knew his value, but when we were bought by Intel he simply didn't want to work for such a big company. He offered a similar resignation, a transition plan, knowledge transfer/training. He was rebuked and told "If you're quitting then we'll have your final paycheck to you plus some severance".
      6 months later we were hiring him on a *LUDICHRIST* contract of $20,000 + expenses and $500 per diem for 4 days of work to crash course a group of devs to get past some roadblock.

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    15. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Rob+Y. · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have the opposite problem.

      Our 'team' has been whittled down to the point that it consists of 3 guys - all over 60. There are no junior people to take our places - and the company seems to have no plans to hire any. This situation arose out of a botched outsourcing program. The outsourcing firm was pathetic and was ultimately dropped after everyone who knew the product had been fired. They brought me back as a part-time consultant to replace the Indian guys, and that's fine with me. But at this point 2 out of 3 of us have gone part time, and it's finally dawned on my boss that he's going to have a completely unsupported - and largely unsupportable product on his hands in a few years.

      I'm not sure how common this scenario is - but I suspect it's more so than you might think...

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    16. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This.

      Tell them "if you ready for me to leave I can walk out today. Otherwise, let's talk about a transition plan." If they boot you out straight away you'll have no regrets about leaving. If you have a smooth transition you'll feel good about that. Win-win.

    17. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      So take a vacation, then quit or retire....

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    18. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'd play this a tad differently.

      I'm still on board with the "Day Of" method, and I'd give them a month extra after notification. After that, my pending retirement becomes a negotiation tactic. You want me around for another 2 months? Cool, here are my terms, and they're expensive.

      This works on a couple different levels. First, you are GIVING them a month extra, and how nice of you to do so. Second, you are being compensated for the extra time ( generously ). Third, you are giving them a strong incentive to find your replacement.

      I've seen places say, "Oh, we're looking for your replacement"...but then not. So this poor, kind, soul gets stuck because he said he'd stick around until they find a replacement. This way you can charge them commiserate with how much you don't want to be there, and they really have incentive to find your replacement.

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    19. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you're working somewhere reasonable, there's no reason to be a dick.

      Agree. Nicely give them two weeks notice, along with a smile, firm handshake, and absolutely no mention of your future plans.

    20. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by DaveTheDelirious · · Score: 2

      If you're still working at a shitty place late in life, then sure - why even give notice? But if you're working somewhere reasonable, there's no reason to be a dick.

      Precisely. If your company treats you well, return the favor. I gave my "six-month" heads up last month. Now I'm working on my last project and mentoring colleagues on all of the stuff they'll need to know after I leave.

      Who knows? You may discover that retirement isn't all it was cracked up to be. Why screw with your chances for a part-time gig with your last employer or one of their clients?

    21. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Typically...

      You retire, do not give them any notice.
      If what you do is truly necessary, then they will hire you back as a consultant, and pay you a lot more to do your job part time.

    22. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by naughtynaughty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you work for an unenlightened employer who doesn't have a written policy to pay out accrued vacation when you leave then you should treat them likewise, give no notice and plan your departure to be on the day you would have returned to work after using all your vacation

      Likewise with any employer that says they want two weeks notice but reserve the right to give you no notice before laying you off. At the end of your last work day hand HR your resignation letter that says "Due to your under-performance as an employer I am laying you off effective immediately".

    23. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by networkzombie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All situations are different. You should know best your relationship with your employer. I was laid off my last job. They gave me eight months notice. They hired me back as a consultant for 8 hours per week. That was 5 years ago and I still work there. They were the first of my many customers.

    24. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Funny

      This way you can charge them commiserate with how much you don't want to be there, and they really have incentive to find your replacement.

      It's commensurate, dumbass.

      Yes, I'm calling myself a dumbass, doesn't make it any less true.

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    25. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

      Why screw with your chances for a part-time gig with your last employer or one of their clients?

      Yes, this. I didn't retire, but I went indie. I also stayed on at my employer for many months, helping them to make a smooth transition, even going down to half-time for a while.

      Leaving on good terms helped out, because a few years later, when money was running a bit thin, I did some contract work with them. Win-win, everybody was happy.

      There's no reason for business transactions to be back-biting affairs. Done correctly, both parties benefit.

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    26. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      And if it just so happens that having you around is in line with their best interests, the company will see to it that they make that possibility happen. The details will work themselves out -- don't be surprised if you will be asked to participate in this part of the discussion, though.

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    27. Re: No good dead goes unpunished by slick7 · · Score: 1

      If your company is an "at will" workplace, then the time to clear your personal effects is sufficient.

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    28. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Previous job I decided to go back to school to update my skills and gave my employer 3 months notice to ensure a smooth handover. HR wouldn't allow it and later that week paid me out the 3 months and told me I done.

      So, when you're ready, give them lots of notice, the rest is up to them.

    29. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      and it likely isn't worth hiring a lawyer for

      It can be very much worth it as in my states the penalties to companies that pull this nonsense are multiples of the owed earnings. Regardless, employment boards in the state typically handle this, so there's no need to hire a lawyer.

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    30. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This way you can charge them commiserate with how much you don't want to be there, and they really have incentive to find your replacement.

      It's commensurate, dumbass.

      Yes, I'm calling myself a dumbass, doesn't make it any less true.

      You ran into him too?

      That guy seems to write a lot of the code I wind up having to fix.

    31. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or offer to drop down hours - the poster may be comfortable saying, "hey, I'd like to retire, but I'm happy to come in for three days per week to help out or be a mentor" or something. For some people, it gives them something to do.

      If poster really wants, they can step all the way down to 'comes in three days a week as an unpaid senior mentor", so all they do is drink coffee and act as a senior mentor - someone that younger staff can come to in order to discuss issues and talk about things. It's typically a good deal for the company -- all that organisational knowledge and thinking power for the price of some extra coffee.

    32. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Watch out for your own best interest. Your employer will be doing the same

      I hope most of us have a better work environment than the above.

      My dad retired a couple years ago. He gave 1 year's notice (The requirement was 3 months.). During that year he helped groom a replacement. At the end of the time his boss asked him to be on retainer for emergencies. He declined but did promise to answer the occasional operational question if they called during normal hours without cost.

      So far he's been retired a couple years and said they call him once a month or so and invited him to a couple meetings (offering to pay airfare). He's declined the meetings.

      Overall, a nice transition out for him.

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    33. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Luthair · · Score: 1

      I read this more as - make sure you really are ready to retire in the near term. You don't want to tell your employer you're thinking about retiring in a hand-wavy 2-3 years and part-way through realize that isn't true, or to have your employer prematurely squeeze you out.

    34. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      My current employer will not pay out my unused vacation if I do not give at least two weeks notice.

      Who cares? That's peanuts compared to what you ought to have in the bank and you're going on a permanent vacation. If your employer treated you like crap and you kissed their butt all those years, don't tell them until the last second and then flip them the bird because you'll be on the golf course while they're pushing papers around and attending meetings all day pretending to be important.

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    35. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel that the whole idea of retirement being so binary isn't really a good thing.
      From working full time it could be quite the change to work nothing. Especially if a lot of your social interaction is through work.
      It also sucks for the employer to have someone with a lifetime of experience just switch off. Especially if it is a small company where you don't have many of those.

      To me it would make more sense if people close to retirement switched over to part time.
      That would give them time to adapt to having more time on their own to fill with new activities and it will make the workplace more gradually adapt to not having that person around.
      When training the replacement it could even be more efficient to not have the old dude around all the time since it forces the new guy to stand on his own legs a bit more.

    36. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      While I'll completely agree with you 99 times out of 100, 1 time the boss will have had a fight with their spouse/child/lover and you will cop unnecessarily harsh but legal treatment despite all history to the contrary.

      It doesn't have to go against your morals to protect yourself and your family first, and look after everyone where possible.

    37. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by mysidia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It will reflect more badly on you and your profession than on your employer, so I don't recommend it. It's always best to leave on the best terms possible ---- leave the door open, just in case you need something in the future: maybe not a job, but one sort of favor or another from your former company, boss, co-workers, etc.

      My suggestion would be start making your post-retirement plans now, and when you have them finalized, figure out a hard date you want to stop working. Make sure you used up your normal vacation time for the year, and afterwards let your employer know a few months before that date you want to retire and start cutting back your hours after 2-3 weeks, and how many hours you're still willing to put in a week to get the project done on time and work with others to offload your duties..

      If you've been in the service of the company a long time; they'll probably work with you on prepping to retirement...

    38. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this. Even two weeks is meaningless. First you are retiring so you don't need to look good for the next employer, second employers don't know or care about whether you gave notice at the last place anymore.

      Yep, I've seen people give a months notice and I've seen people who walked into the manager's office on Wednesday and announced that they were retiring that very Friday.

      On the other hand we knew a guy who was talking about "retiring at any moment" whenever he wasn't getting his way, eventually they told him that he was retiring at the end of that week and his replacement was ready to take over. Whether he actually was ready to retire or not who knows (and most of us didn't care as he was an annoying prick about it.)

    39. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Our 'team' has been whittled down to the point that it consists of 3 guys - all over 60.

      What a perfect situation for negotiating..... "I'm retiring. But i'll gladly do 3 to 4 hours of remote work per week to help support your app or train a junior replacement, as long as you keep the monthly $30K bonus coming to help pay for my retirement yacht"

    40. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      More accurately focus on what you will do after retirement, simply move on and leave that stuff behind. Don't plan for you ex-employer plan for your future and I can heartily recommend just chilling out and enjoying life, get a bit bored, play politics just don't get too involved in it, its more fun than you think, if you don't get to bound up in it. Develop your creative side and like the other poster said be open to casual consulting, at what ever pace you are comfortable with. Be aware of things like loss of identity, you are no longer who you were, of becoming a more independent person, that independence does allow you to take political action that you could not otherwise do, so that's why playing politics can be much more fun.

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    41. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by anegg · · Score: 1

      I strongly agree with the "watch out for your own best interest" advice. Your employer is most certainly doing the same. If you have the opportunity to provide advance notice of an impending "major life change" in your life without adversely impacting yourself, have fun. Otherwise.... look out for number one.

    42. Re: No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah man! You need to grab them by the balls if you want to leave on your terms.

      Nobody fucks with anyone who have nothing to do.

      Donâ(TM)t try to be nice. Donâ(TM)t be stupid or naive. Be as logical as you can on your own interest.

      You wonâ(TM)t miss the company once you are gone.

    43. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember a long time ago when you had the interview? Probably young, nervous, afraid of making a mistake, saying the wrong thing? Throw those out the window.
       
        Why?

      Because this is the endgame.

    44. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by jittles · · Score: 1

      My current employer has treated me well so far. I've seen them treat my coworkers well, including when it came time to retire. As a result, I try to act in our mutual interest and trust them to do the same. I'm much happier with this arrangement than I would be if I was convinced that everyone was only self-interested.

      This isn't always practical. I'm lucky to work for a small company staffed by human beings instead of corporate drones.

      I work for a small company as well. I like my boss, who is part owner. I do not think he would ever intentionally screw me over. However, due to the nature of the work we do, I feel like I could never tell him that I was looking for a new job. My company does not typically allow anyone to work during their two week notice period. Once you've made it clear you intend to leave, they cannot have you writing code. So, when that time comes, I have no choice but to spring it on my boss, despite wishing that were not the case.

    45. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      It will reflect more badly on you and your profession than on your employer, so I don't recommend it. It's always best to leave on the best terms possible

      I don't think you understand, hurt me how? I have millions of dollars in an investment portfolio and don't need a job anymore. My profession? I'm exiting the profession. The next stop for me is the golf course and whatever I damn well please before I land in the grave. Why do I care?

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    46. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Likewise with any employer that says they want two weeks notice but reserve the right to give you no notice before laying you off.

      This isn't a problem. The deal is that I give them time and service and they give me money. I give notice to help them get work shuffled around, and work there for the notice period. If I'm gone for my notice period, it causes them some problems. If they lay me off, they can just give me the money I'd have gotten during the notice period, and I'm fine. In that case, I'd rather have the additional time anyway.

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    47. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The position I'm in, I can leave after lunch today and have a comfortable retirement. I plan to be out of here within the next eighteen months, and then I can have an even more comfortable retirement. Therefore, there's no significant downside in telling my manager about my retirement plans. As long as things stay friendly, he can use the heads up. If they get unfriendly, they can always lay me off early, and that works too.

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    48. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd think at your age you'd understand that nobody gives a shit what you say, old man.

    49. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by eionmac · · Score: 1

      Same situation outside IT, with mechanical service staff, who after 40~50 years of solving mechanical machine problems on site in oilfield or refinery exist as a very small 2 to 3 men (world wide) over 60 years of age with no trainees or replacements. They are mending machines that were designed in the 1950s/1960s but with a 80 year operational life. At retirement the manufacturer loses: good spares part business, field time invoicing and a competitor bids for new machinery to replace. End of company. Age replacement training and passover of skills is a basic survival strategy for a business.

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    50. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cobol, JCL, REXX.

      Pick your destructor.

    51. Re:No good dead goes unpunished by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Bingo

          Others, including myself have pointed out that such a policy isn't legal in most US states. In some states they have to pay out one or more of accumulated and/or unused sick/personal/holiday/other paid time off that you are due as well. Most large companies I've encountered just pay out accumulated personal, holiday, and vacation time everywhere rather than try to have a bunch of state specific policies, especially since it might be ambiguous in some states and that only leaves them a couple states with special exceptions. For the most part companies usually err on the side of caution when it comes to labor practices related to pay except where rampant violation is common industry practice (tech workers being classified exempt when they definitely aren't, on call hours not being paid time despite negative perception and disciplinary action when you fail to answer, meaning you can't go about normal off-work activity).

          That said there is absolutely nothing forcing a company to have policies consistent with labor law other than that it potentially weakens their defense in court. It isn't illegal for a company to have a stated policy that if enforced would be illegal. A company might feel that is the more profitable approach. Even if challenged court is always a crapshoot and they can probably afford more dice than you and there are thousands of strong precedents stacking any legal case between employee and employer in the employers favor.

          The reality is, that any action you take will be gossip around the office, even if you are gone. The same magical force of networking that gets you jobs will make you unemployable even if you are right. It's even worse if you are actually honest with any future employer about it. Yes, there are state and federal labor agencies you could go through to fight for you. In many cases even if they find the company is doing something wrong, they will charge a fine and you won't recover a dime. If you sue yourself the most you'll likely see is treble damages which probably isn't worth it for most of us. And there is always the fact that you'd have to pursue all this after they actually followed through with enforcing the policy, for this kind of policy you'll be gone and far less inclined to bother with the fight rather than just moving on. By all means hop on a class action to see them punished but the most you'll actually get is maybe $15 out of it.

      The employer has all the leverage down the fight path. Just take away their ability to fight and use the paid time before they know there is a fight and be careful not to use borrowed time not yet accrued they could nick from a final check.

  2. Gold Mine by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that if you notify your employer of intent to retire, and they subsequently fire you, you've got a pretty solid case for wrongful termination... I say make sure you do everything in writing, and store copies of those communications somewhere outside of the company's control.

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    1. Re:Gold Mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. If it's at-will employment, as most jobs are these days, they can let him go on the spot. They don't need a reason

    2. Re:Gold Mine by torkus · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're right, but wrong.

      At-will employment does allow either party to terminate the employment with zero notice for no reason. However that absolutely DOES NOT absolve either party of obeying laws around employment. You can terminate me for no reason, but you can't pretend a reason doesn't exist. i.e. if a company terminates someone a week after they announce they're pregnant there are sufficient grounds for a lawsuit - at which point the company would need to justify the termination was not on illegal grounds.

      Age is protected status.

      Retaliation is also illegal. You can't fire someone because they gave notice to terminate their employment. Many companies DO decide to go with leave in lieu of notice for employees with privileged access. I've had that more than once and it amounts to a couple-week vacation where I'm technically on-call but have all my access cut so can't do anything.

      If you give notice of retirement in 6 months and they are stupid enough to fire you for "no reason" shortly after, you'd have a pretty solid lawsuit in the making. Not to mention they'd easily get crucified in the media over it and any cost to just pay you out even for 6 months would be minor in comparison.

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    3. Re:Gold Mine by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      They don't need a reason.

      If they say "Because you're old" anyway, you can sue them.

      You'd be surprised how many people don't shut up when they should.

    4. Re:Gold Mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you give notice of retirement in 6 months and they are stupid enough to fire you for "no reason" shortly after, you'd have a pretty solid lawsuit in the making.

      Not necessarily. Unambiguously, if they had a problem with your age, the addition of six months is NOT the likely issue.

      If they find a replacement who wants to be with the company for years, then that's a legally valid reason to let the other person go (they are free to find another job without long-term commitments and retire in six months or whenever).

      If they have a problem with someone who will not be here one year from now, then that is *POSSIBLY* a valid reason to fire them. You can't take on new tasks and your status on work extending beyond that six months is unclear.

      What does it matter if I say, "In six months, I'm taking a job with our greatest competitor!" vs "In six months, I'm retiring!" After all, the guy retiring in six months can apply for a job at the competitor too.

      Of course a lot depends on context:

      - your financial security - do you need or even want this job?

      - your evaluation of the employer including your regard for them and any coworkers or customers

      As an employer and manager - in general - I'd prefer to be given two weeks versus someone who may retire months or year from now. But my experience is not getting firm dates. Instead, that person just becomes less of a 'go to'.

      That said, women tend to be very good about giving notice and following through with their plans. So that's a big positive. They've been more likely to retire in reality as opposed to some guys who got "retired" - har har. But again, consider whether half-in/half-out is a disservice to one or both parties. It can certainly be grounds to sever the relationship sooner.

  3. not your problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THEY should worry about continued service, not you.

  4. I've had two employees retire on me. by FuzzyDaddy2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I had a very good engineer retire. He did it six months in advance, which from a management point of view seemed like a reasonable amount of time. (His exact words were "Just to let you know, I talked it over with my wife and we've met all of our retirement savings goals"). Longer than that seems unnecessary, and you may change your mind.

  5. ITT: Dinosaur looking to retire; thinks he's great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old man dinosaur think's he is valuable and has realized that he has no retirement in American and is on slashdot asking what he should do.

    How is that 401k treating you?

  6. Is your employer good to you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they are good to you, turn it into a discussion so you can plan together. It shouldn't be hard. It's just a normal conversation. If they are bad to you, why are you working for them anyhow?

  7. Don't overthink this by magzteel · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If you are retiring you aren't trying to coordinate a start date with your next employer.

    When you are *ready to go*, tell them you have decided to retire, and offer whatever notice period you want to.

    Heck you could even retire and offer to provide consulting services on an as-needed basis.

    1. Re:Don't overthink this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is perfect! I have seen many people do this. 6 months is plenty of time, plus the option of consulting puts you in the driver's seat of your retirement and helps the company save face if they realize they're screwed without you.

      No matter what, get everything in writing. And if email is the only method, print it out on paper. People are people, but you have to take care of the people who count most - you and your spouse & family.

    2. Re:Don't overthink this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > you could even retire and offer to provide consulting services on an as-needed basis.

      This is the best solution. Offer to continue to show up as a consultant, as needed. Likely they
      will find this very attractive. Just remember, your consulting fees do not include retirement or
      other benefits, so your fees must be higher than you are currently earning.

    3. Re:Don't overthink this by kanwisch · · Score: 1

      When my significant-other's company laid her off and then wanted to call her and ask questions I was adamant she tell them that as soon as they would pay our $500/hour, minimum one hour, invoices she'd answer their questions. This consulting thing is something I think everyone needs to more seriously consider no matter how good a friend might be calling you from your former company.

  8. Half a decade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was a long time ago, old spice. We have google now.

    Im sure they can just look for someone new on one of those websites with jobs or whatevs

    1. Re:Half a decade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we had Google search 5 years ago also. Maybe it seems a long time for you...

  9. Not today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After seeing a /. article about 40 year olds being discriminated against, I think I'll cool it on the retirement chatter... my dudes. *cough*

  10. Just talk with them by ranton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My mom and one close coworker have went through this in the past couple years, and in both cases they started a dialogue about this years before they were ready for retirement. Don't fool yourself into thinking that your employer hasn't already thought about the fact that a key employee is in his 60's. The best chance you have for this to work out in your favor is to open a dialogue with your employer.

    Sure your employer could screw you over, but he could also hire someone in the next few months to cover his ass even though you intended on working a few more years. Unless you have an absolutely horrible relationship with your boss, this could likely be solved with a little communication.

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  11. What are YOUR plans! by DarkOx · · Score: 2

    The day after your retirement party do you plan to buy a boat and head out to sea?

    If you are not doing something like that I would not worry about giving more than a couple months notice.
    Which really is enough time to put together an orderly transition/success; if you take some personal steps on your own to document things and fix up anyone old problems before you make your plans public.

    If they really need you and you are not going anywhere right away, they can always bring you back on to do a little 1099 work for a few weeks.

    Given them YEARS notice on the other hand just allows time for shenanigans like pushing you out to get the transition over on their terms rather than yours maybe before you are ready. Worse I have seen crappy companies let people go before making eligibility for 30 year bonuses / increased pensions etc. That sorta thing may or may not apply to you but why invite trouble if it does. At 60 you are not quite ready to take SS but might really have trouble finding another gig, taking SS early can have major financial draw backs; is another thing worth considering.

    Really a couple months notice is plenty fair to all and makes sure you go when the time is right for you.

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    1. Re:What are YOUR plans! by XXongo · · Score: 1

      Given them YEARS notice on the other hand just allows time for shenanigans like pushing you out to get the transition over on their terms rather than yours maybe before you are ready.

      No, for any reasonable company, there's no reason not to let them know even years in advance. When they know you're retiring, this is an incentive for them to not lay you off, so you can train your replacement. It's an incentive for them to not make your work conditions miserable to try to force you out-- since you're on your way out anyway.

      Worse I have seen crappy companies let people go before making eligibility for 30 year bonuses / increased pensions etc. That sorta thing may or may not apply to you but why invite trouble if it does.

      Now, that is an important consideration. If there is some period of time such that if you are employed more than XX years you get vested in something that costs the company money, you should beware of the company wanting to terminate you to avoid having you get vested in that retirement payout, or whatever.

      I'm assuming that there isn't some trigger point coming up that gives the company an incentive to get rid of you. If there is: yes, make sure you're indispensable up until you've gotten vested.

    2. Re:What are YOUR plans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, for any reasonable company, there's no reason not to let them know even years in advance. When they know you're retiring, this is an incentive for them to not lay you off

      This is the fun part of Slashdot. Dumb fuckers who don't know what they are talking about giving advice like they know what they are talking about.

      Not only is your advice wrong, but it is laughably long. unlike you I have 12 years of management experience whereas i can tell you haven't spent a day doing any type of management work and likely have little real world experience at all.

    3. Re:What are YOUR plans! by babsobass · · Score: 1

      No, for any reasonable company, there's no reason not to let them know even years in advance.

      Not necessarily! At least in my case, my employer will, from-time-to time, offer early retirement packages. If your employer knows you are retiring in the not-to-distant future, they might not offer extra benefits to you.

  12. Retiring is different than Switching Jobs by Ksevio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Since you're not going to move to another job in the industry, your employer will likely want you to stick around and train a replacement. IF they're a reasonable company, they won't be pushing you out the door if you tell them you're going to retire, they'll be planning the remainder of the time you have with them carefully.

  13. The best time is... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2

    ... before you are laid off for being old.

    1. Re:The best time is... by FuzzyDaddy2 · · Score: 1

      Better to get laid off and get the severance, if you were going anyway.

    2. Re:The best time is... by sunking2 · · Score: 0

      Exactly, goes to show how clueless so many on this site are. There is no reason not to discuss it, note discuss, not set a date. HR for each place can likely tell you what a good time for official notice would be.

      If you're a year out the best thing to happen would to be put on the layoff list.

    3. Re:The best time is... by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      Perhaps in some US states, but in Canada at least this is horrible advice. Employment is a contract and breaking that contract has certain ramifications; primarily, if they don't give you long enough notice, they owe severance.

      If you retire or quit you are not owed anything since you are initiating the end of the contract, however if they do through a layoff they owe you severance. The best possible scenario is to get laid off with many years' service just prior to when you were going to retire anyway.

    4. Re:The best time is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nonono - if that's likely to happen, then it'd be better if it _did_. That way you get a nice big redundancy package on top of your savings.

    5. Re:The best time is... by antdude · · Score: 1

      I am too old. :(

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  14. First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First!

  15. Assume the worst by Izmunuti · · Score: 2

    Give them as much notice as you like but be prepared for them to cut you loose early.

    Whenever I give notice, I'm prepared to be walked that instant.

    1. Re:Assume the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give them as much notice as you like but be prepared for them to cut you loose early.

      Whenever I give notice, I'm prepared to be walked that instant.

      This is wise. I've seen people let go immediately at far too many places.

    2. Re:Assume the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happened to me on monday.

    3. Re:Assume the worst by Moof123 · · Score: 1

      +1

      Give 2 weeks notice, and if you are up for it offer to continue on longer at an increased hourly rate. Business is business.

  16. Tell them when you're actually ready to retire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and then offer to remain, either full-time or part-time/consulting, for some reasonable period of time to allow them to find and have you train your replacement. Worst case they simply say "no need, have a nice life" and you'll be retiring when you wanted to anyway. If they do take you up on the offer, though, then (a) it's some extra money; and (b) you're in control of the timeline; you can tell them "I'm done" whenever you like.

  17. In the modern climate, there isn't by dontfearthereaper · · Score: 1

    Basically treat it as your 2 weeks notice (or whatever is standard in your area). If you start talking about it too early, you paint a target on yourself. It's an easy way for them to "find" a reason to fire you so they don't have to pay out benefits. There's a fairly extreme amount of bias and discrimination against older folks in the workplace now as-is without painting an even larger target on yourself.

    1. Re:In the modern climate, there isn't by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Sounds like the way a company would work... however, lets do a risk benefit analysis:
      Employee says they are going to retire in 6 months
      Let them work for 6 months - they leave on their own
      RISKS ?? Their productivity falls to 0 - costing 6 months salary (100K with benefits maybe?)
      Benefit - Find a replacement worker, including letting current employee interview and give insight... Current employee trains replacement (Value - ???)
      Benefit - Everyone else sees this person is treated well, including an office retirement party that is good for team morale (cost 10K including a small parting gift)
      Fire them ASAP Risks - Possible age bias lawsuit as they are well over 40, and there would be no dings on their record otherwise
      Risks - Everyone sees what happens and no one will help in the future
      Risks - Who will do knowledge transfer, you are down an employee until you find a replacement Benefit - Save 100K in salary.

      I don't see any reason to go through firing an employee early - the lawyers for the lawsuit alone will cost you 100K even if you win and don't have to pay a dime... Assume you would have to pay AT LEAST the 100K to the employee plus cover his legal costs (another 40-50K)

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    2. Re:In the modern climate, there isn't by Herkum01 · · Score: 2

      You act like people are rational or reasonable and that they will not cut off their nose despite their face. Better to play it safe and not say anything.

    3. Re:In the modern climate, there isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the perspective retiree... look at your company's policy. I am going to assume US employment at this point.
      If your company has benefits, then there maybe some things that require time to line up. For example COBRA, vacation payouts, pensions (?!!?), final 401K contributions and possible roll-over, social security disbursals (or deferment or ...), etc.

      The company may even have some surprising benefits available, such as a legal plan that would cover estate planning or reduced rates for financial advisors that can help plan such a transition.

      I am not saying that you absolutely need to work with the company on all of this, but there may be some real value in doing so to more easily transition from regular paychecks to retirement.

      If the company ceases your employment, draw unemployment until it runs out and then retire. Although it is illegal to ask age during interviews, it is perfectly legal for you to volunteer your age and retirement plans during those interviews. This will virtually ensure that no one will want to hire you since you will be gone so soon and allows you to continue to collect unemployment benefits because your are still technically "seeking employment" by while providing this information.

      Although pilots tend to retire at 60, most other professions expect retirement to be later than that. That would be 62 (earliest and lowest social security benefits) or 66 (varies with birthdate, for full social security benefits).

    4. Re:In the modern climate, there isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. I had a manager turn in two weeks notice recently, and he was walked out the door that day. Can't imagine they saved any money by doing that. Can't have been any less paperwork or effort, either.

      Course, that's what you get from toxic management (why yes, I am looking for a new job).

    5. Re:In the modern climate, there isn't by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      so they don't have to pay out benefits.

      What benefits? What I'm getting out of the company for leaving is a nice party and a cash-out of my left-over PTO. I'm not eligible for unemployment benefits on a voluntary resignation. They can lay me off at any time, but that way they'd have to pay benefits. If they fire me "for cause", they are going to have to justify that because I'll fight it, so overall that's probably more expensive than laying me off. It's cheaper to just let me leave on my own.

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  18. 6 months by RedEars · · Score: 1

    Our employer asks that you let them know up to 6 months in advance. Mind you, our company has a large percentage of workers over 45 and a large percentage of employees that have been here 25+ years. We have one employee in our area who will retire in exactly 1 year, 5 months and 27 days. There's zero chance they'll be dropped early and that would be the case for any employee here, barring an incident. Your mileage may vary depending on the employer...

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  19. Do you have a financial interest in your employer? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    If no financial interest, then just leave when you want to retire.

    Most employers won't give you a similar notice or consideration.

    Loyalty doesn't work if it is one-way. What loyalty to you does your employer have?

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  20. Don't go cold turkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I would give them advance notice.. no less than 90 days, no more than 6 months. I'd recommend a phase out schedule and not go cold turkey. Offer reduce your house to part time for a month or so while you transition to your new life style and the new recruit gets up to speed. tbh, I don't think I could ever retire.. I get bored on vacations.

    1. Re:Don't go cold turkey by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Don't think of it as retiring - think of it as finally having enough discretionary time to spend on the projects that *you* want to work on.

      Vacations usually exist in that limbo-time where they're long enough to start getting boring, but not enough time to even get a project properly started.

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    2. Re:Don't go cold turkey by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      My personal plan is to sit around for a while, unwinding, and then going for the volunteer stuff I'm more or less lined up for. In the meantime, I can always practice my fiction writing. It's entirely possible that I'll get good enough at it to make money (although almost certainly not much).

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    3. Re:Don't go cold turkey by Immerman · · Score: 1

      He, don't give yourself too little credit - have you seen some of the tripe out there tha's made real money? I've heard from several sources that in many genres it comes down to telling certain kinds of stories that the audience can't get enough of, even if you do it badly.

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    4. Re:Don't go cold turkey by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Writing stuff badly - I can do that! Thanks for the encouragement.

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  21. Why retire? by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Retirement is a mid-1900's concept, a fleeting fad. It was based on age 65 because most people didn't live that long, the median age was late-40's to mid-50's or something like that. From the employer's perspective there was a burgeoning younger work force and retirement was a way of dumping out the more expensive, more fossilized older workers in favor of cheaper, eager, more trainable younger workers.

    Why retire? You are at your peak, so far, earning power. What are you going to do with your next 50 years? Perhaps your next 200 years of life as lifespans extend?

    If you simply want to do something else, do that, but don't retire. Retire sounds way too much like died tired.

    1. Re:Why retire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's more to life than work.

    2. Re:Why retire? by magzteel · · Score: 1

      Retirement is a mid-1900's concept, a fleeting fad. It was based on age 65 because most people didn't live that long

      Unless you work in the public sector, in which case you can retire with a lifetime pension in your 40's. You actually get paid longer to not work than you did to work.

    3. Re:Why retire? by SirGarlon · · Score: 2

      I like your enthusiasm, and I love the idea that people who don't want to retire shouldn't have to.

      I do plan to retire, not anytime soon, because I already have answers to what I plan to do with the next 50 years. A full-time job gets in the way of dating strippers, I mean, landscape painting and community volunteer service.

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    4. Re:Why retire? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      "Retirement" doesn't mean not working. It means not HAVING to work 50+ hours a week for someone whom you dislike.

      Go back to school. Retrain. Do something that you love that pays less. In high school, I had a history teacher who was a former fireman -- he retired in his late 40s, went for his master's in history, and ended up teaching high school. Great guy, inspired a lot of kids.

    5. Re:Why retire? by Whorhay · · Score: 2

      Hasn't ever been true for Fed employees so far as I can tell. The retirement system you're probably thinking of, CSRS, was closed to new employees back in the late 1980's. Everyone since then that hires on is part of FERS, which includes a much smaller pension that can't be drawn from until you're 57, possibly earlier if they're looking to reduce staff and offer early retirement. If you wait until age 62 you get 1.1% per year of service. The rest of FERS is essentially the same as what anyone else can get as it's just Social Security and some matching in a 401K plan called TSP.

      CSRS is the older system that was killed off in 1987. It was pretty generous in that the pension was larger, and required fewer years of service. However There was no 401k/TSP matching. CSRS employees were also exempt from Social Security so while they didn't have to put any money into that, they also wouldn't get any money out. It is also worth mentioning that just because you had put in the time to earn the pension didn't mean you could go home at 40 and start collecting checks. You didn't start getting pension checks until age 55.

      So to sum it all up, yes, Federal workers do get a pension. However it is smaller than many people think. The pay rate the pension is based on is lower than commercial sector averages. And you can't collect any of that money until you're around the standard retirement age, which is around two decades past 40.

      You could possibly do 20 years in one of the armed services, retire at 38 and immediately start drawing a pension check. However military pay is even worse than civilian and is inflated by all kinds of allowances such that the 50% retirement benefit is often far less than people expect. I have yet to meet a military retiree under 50 that didn't go directly to work in another job because they had to make ends meet. I wouldn't doubt that such people exist but they are a rare breed, as most people will refuse to reduce their standard of living to the point that they can live on so little income.

    6. Re:Why retire? by XXongo · · Score: 1

      Unless you work in the public sector, in which case you can retire with a lifetime pension in your 40's. You actually get paid longer to not work than you did to work.

      I believe you're thinking of the military, which has a retirement system that allows people to retire as early as 37. https://www.military.com/benef...

      For the ordinary (non military) civil service, you're not eligible for full retirement until age 62.

    7. Re:Why retire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It was based on age 65 because most people didn't live that long

      People don't live much longer today than in the 90s, back then it was about 80.3 years, now it is 82 years. That isn't a very significant difference in terms of retirement age.

    8. Re:Why retire? by Falconhell · · Score: 2

      I have to say, its sad to see you have nothing in your life to fill your time other than work. Ive just retired at 57, and plan to spend my retirement flying a sailplane I bought with my retirement payout, a plan I have had for many years.
      Dont assume because your work is your life, everyone is in the same boat.

    9. Re:Why retire? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 2

      Once you reach the point where you're financially independent (able to live off investment returns), why wouldn't you "retire" from your day job? I don't know about you, but I have plenty of things I could spend my days doing.

      I have people telling me I'll be bored, but I can remember Summer vacation when I was younger and I was always out having fun. I've been working 20 years and I really miss those 4 months off every year! You can always do consulting or contract work if you want more income.

    10. Re:Why retire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Same here. Recently took four months off between jobs. The market in my field is good (no risk of failing to find a new job), had the savings, so my gift to myself was taking a break, rather than the more typical midlife-crisis red sports car. It was great. Water sports every day, many deferred around-the-house projects completed, and more time spent with my daughter. No regrets. And going back to work now, I feel very much refreshed. Breaks are highly underrated. 15 days PTO per year do not count. I'll probably do it again, even if it does delay my conventional retirement.

    11. Re:Why retire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      65 was picked by Otto von Bismark in the 1870's as a suitable retirement age.

    12. Re:Why retire? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      My wife has been working for a local county government for a long time, and she's set to get a very nice pension when she's 59. The "rule of 90" is not available for people hired more recently, so they'd have to work longer.

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    13. Re:Why retire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a word of advice: budget about double the amount you initially considered reasonable; once you factor in the general maintenance and upkeep of the strippers, the costs generally exceed the outlays...I mean landscape paint.

    14. Re:Why retire? by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      How odd that you think I have nothing in my life other than work. I guess you also are making an assumption that my work is not fulfilling and fascinating. I suspect that this reflects far more on you and your work and life since neither is true about me and my work and life. Look in the mirror.

    15. Re:Why retire? by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      Do fascinating work...

      How odd that you think I have nothing in my life other than work. I guess you also are making an assumption that my work is not fulfilling and fascinating. I suspect that this reflects far more on you and your work and life since neither is true about me and my work and life. Look in the mirror.

    16. Re:Why retire? by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      Ah, okay, I'll take that definition. Then I have always been retired. I do interesting things and am my own boss and have been for over 40 years. This difference may be the key as to why some people want to retire (they hate what they're doing or are simply bored) and others have no desire (we're doing fascinating things).

    17. Re:Why retire? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The main benefit was getting out of social security, though that age group might have actually been able to collect, for the younger it's a pure tax.

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    18. Re:Why retire? by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      You're confusing the maximum with the average. The maximum has not changed much. The average age used to be far lower. Improvements in sanitation, antibiotics, medical care and other things have raised the average live span immensely. That is what matters in terms of calculations about funds for retirement which is how social security and retirement funds were setup. Since the vast majority of people didn't have many years of retirement it was easier to fund the system. Funding is at issue in this discussion. How do you save up enough to live a life of leisure for 50 years?

  22. Retiring By Degrees by manlygeek · · Score: 1

    So, I'm getting up there and wish I had your problem. Retirement isn't really in sight. But if I were leaving a job, and my employer had been very good to me, and they weren't the over-reactive type, I'd work on easing myself out of the job. Start handing over some of the knowledge and responsibilities you have. Don't want them to know you are planning on making a grand exit? Then do it all in the name of healthy redundancy just in case you were to get hit by that proverbial truck. If those conditions don't all exist then you probably should just treat your planned retirement in the same manner as if you were switching employers -- give them two weeks notice once you booked that great stay in St. Lucia... or whatever.

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  23. What sort of places do you people work for? by sunking2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Retirement isn't a big secret. You think your bosses don't see that you are getting old? They know that anyone over 58 can go whenever they want depending on how they've planned. They'd much rather be able to plan a replacement assuming you fit a spot that needs filling.

    Why would they fire you because you said that you were planning on leaving in the next 1-2 years? That makes no sense.

    Alternatively, if they know you want to retire and they know a layoff is coming then that is a win win. They don't have to upset anyone, they get rid of someone who likely has a higher salary, and on top of it you get severance pay, insurance and unemployment.

    1. Re:What sort of places do you people work for? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      hey know that anyone over 58 can go whenever they want depending on how they've planned

      In the US, anybody can go at any time for any reason. Being 58 doesn't have any significance in the US.

      Alternatively, if they know you want to retire and they know a layoff is coming then that is a win win. They don't have to upset anyone, they get rid of someone who likely has a higher salary, and on top of it you get severance pay, insurance and unemployment.

      Also not true in the US. People who are laid off are generally entitled to some sort of unemployment from the state. Even that is small and usually quite temporary. That's it.

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    2. Re:What sort of places do you people work for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your bosses aren't legally supposed to know you're getting old.

    3. Re:What sort of places do you people work for? by sunking2 · · Score: 2

      The 58 was just used as from experience the typical age that people start to really consider retirement and those that have planned well or gotten lucky can achieve it.

      Again, I ask what sort of crap places do you all work for if you are afraid to even discuss retirement. Any place worth its beans will typically give 1 week per year of service pay and health insurance during layoffs. Add to that unemployment and the company is doing you a favor if they lay you off anywhere along the lines of 1-1.5 years prior to when you want to retire. And if they just out right fire you? Well, lawyer up, you've likely won that case.

      Christ, half of our groups staff meetings when we have them are BS'd away with people talking retirement plans, including our boss. And he's called into the VP of engineerings office multiple times a year to find out what peoples plans may be. You see, grown up places actually like to have plans for the future.

      Retirement is not a taboo subject. At least it shouldn't be unless you happen to work in a crazy toxic work environment. And I work for one of those crazy giant eCopr conglomerates.

      The only time I've seen people pop in and say I'm retiring immediately is because they've just found out they have cancer.

    4. Re:What sort of places do you people work for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's referring to 401(k) no-penalty withdrawal, which starts at 59.

    5. Re:What sort of places do you people work for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably comes from trust issues.

      From my own career history (Deskside Support, SysAdmin, etc) I've seen plenty of "hush hush, cut of so and so's access at such and such time because ". I've seen people not get promoted because the HR department didn't like their religion or outside work activities (and when HR has that kind of power there are other problems).

      Based on the places that I've worked over my life, I don't trust Management any further than I can throw them, and that's the truth. The last place I worked when I gave my notice, my boss tried to withhold my resignation paperwork from HR so that he could tell them that I just stopped showing up to work. The only reason he wasn't able to get away with it is that I had kept in touch with someone that had the exact same thing happen. That same manager attempted to milk me for information about my Exit Interview.

      The world is full of successful managers, and unfortunately in order for them to be successful they need to sacrifice their ethics. Being intellectual allows us to see that. Being paranoid keeps us safe.

    6. Re:What sort of places do you people work for? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In the US, anybody can go at any time for any reason. Being 58 doesn't have any significance in the US.

      There are more significant ages. At 59.5, you can start withdrawing from IRS and 401(k) savings without penalty. At 62, you can start Social Security. At something like 66 or 67, you hit Social Security's "full retirement age" - and I'll be retired before then. At 70, you're going to get the maximum Social Security benefits you can. There may be other significant ages that affect small groups of people, but those are the main ones.

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    7. Re:What sort of places do you people work for? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Legally, they're supposed to know that you're in the 40-65 age band. People older than that are not a protected class in the US.

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    8. Re:What sort of places do you people work for? by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

      There are more significant ages. At 59.5, you can start withdrawing from IRS and 401(k) savings without penalty.

      Actually, you can start withdrawing from an IRA or 401k penalty free at any age, as long as you can demonstrate that the withdrawals are expected to last until your actuarial life expectancy. IRS rules covering how to make that calculation:

      https://www.irs.gov/retirement...

      The only significance of 59.5 is that you can now take all the money at once without penalty, although you normally would not want to do that unless forced to do so.

    9. Re:What sort of places do you people work for? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the additional information.

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  24. They'd lay you off with zero notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Places I've worked would and did just escort people to the door the instant they lost a contract. One place wouldn't even let people clean out their desks. Belongings were mailed to them.

    Another time I told an employer I was planning on going back to college at the end of a summer. I was immediately demoted.

    But it's good that you're nice. If it were me, I'd drop a hint like, "I hear that other guy is thinking about quitting. Have you thought about hiring someone new?", and see what happens.

  25. Assuming by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    Assuming you don't intend to still work for your employer under contract, and your benefits are guaranteed, why not just give 2-3 weeks' notice as is standard? Your employer's happiness isn't your problem -- unless you're in a life-critical field like medicine where there are also patients involved.

  26. One month notice max by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't announce until you know that you are ok even if you leave that day. But I wouldn't give more than one month notice (double the standard two weeks). If you want, give them your consulting fee when you leave if they need to call you back for more questions about how things work.

  27. Retirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Retirement? What is that?

    Is that the thing where previous generations were able to stop working before they died?

    Must have been nice.

    Retirement just is not an option in the current reality. (Well, unless you intend to wander off somewhere to die of starvation and/or exposure.)

    1. Re:Retirement? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      No, it's still possible to stay at a place for 5yrs so if your "retirement" is within the next five years you could pull it off. If you are too much younger than that you are probably screwed.

    2. Re:Retirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's what you get when you vote for the party (R/D)

    3. Re:Retirement? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course it's an option:
      (1) Assuming you have a paid-off home, rent it out
      (2) Go live somewhere where it costs $1000-2000/mo to survive. Bali, Costa Rica, parts of Portugal, you get the drift.

      Why do you have to be tied down to the US?

    4. Re: Retirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is true. Do not let wishful thinking make you retire before you are really able. I have a couple of friends who had saved a lot of money and retired before age 65. They both went back to work because they didnâ(TM)t expect the cost of an individual health insurance policy. The cost of individual insurance policies - even with a high deductible is huge. Waiting until you qualify for Medicare may make sense.

    5. Re: Retirement? by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 2

      Retirement is what happens when you think beyond tomorrow and plan for it.

      You set aside a good chunk of your pay each pay period and invest it ( intelligently ) with a thirty + year timeline in mind. About one quarter of my pay is what I aim for.

      You don't buy overly expensive homes or cars / toys that you can barely afford and you live within your means.

      Do it right and you may get to retire someday. Do it very right and you can retire early.

      Do it wrong and you'll be working till the day you die and asking questions about what is retirement ?

    6. Re:Retirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Retirement just is not an option in the current reality. (Well, unless you intend to wander off somewhere to die of starvation and/or exposure.)

      Maybe... If you haven't contributed to your 401K and/or IRA for your entire working life, and/or invested it all in MySpace stock.

      I've talked with my broker. A million dollars isn't what it used to be, but it looks like I can retire at 66 pretty comfortably at this point. Selling my California house bought 30 years ago and moving somewhere with rational house prices, and "wander off somewhere to die of starvation and/or exposure" isn't an issue. Unless I get Alzheimer's and wander away from the Home into the woods somewhere.

    7. Re: Retirement? by ZipK · · Score: 1, Informative

      Waiting until you qualify for Medicare may make sense.

      Not for long.

    8. Re:Retirement? by skam240 · · Score: 1

      That might make sense for the first decade of retirement but as one starts to rack up all the health issues that start to come with old age, cheap rent may not seem so great when dealing with third world medical systems.

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    9. Re: Retirement? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      This will ensure that the Republicans get wiped out. Old people rely on Medicare. Old people vote.

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    10. Re: Retirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My comment above is a genuine attempt to help someone make a wise decision. Yours is political commentary.

    11. Re:Retirement? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      Costa Rica and Portugal have longer life expectancies than the good 'ol US of Ay. You'd be surprised: good medical care isn't only confined to North America :)

    12. Re: Retirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really have no idea do you?

      So tell me, when your monthly earnings are barely over the cost of rent for a very modest apartment and survival food. How exactly does one save all this money? Where does it come from? Magic money trees?

      Buy a home? Hahahahahahaha! Good one. That's pretty funny old man.
      Car? Are you fucking insane?

      I can only conclude you have no idea what it is like to work in today's economy.

    13. Re:Retirement? by skam240 · · Score: 1

      But how much of that is due to quality of healthcare and how much of that is due to Americans being the fattest people on the planet?

      Life expectancy is a good way to see how healthy people are in a given place. It has turned into a far less perfect metric for determining quality of healthcare with the increasingly unhealthy lifestyles the West is living. All the quality healthcare in the world can't do much for some one 200lbs over weight.

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    14. Re:Retirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just don't get it old man. These options do not exist for generations after yours.

      When your monthly pay can barely pay for rent on a modest apartment and survival foods, where is all this savings money supposed to come from?

      Own a house? Only the ultra rich can afford that.

      Enjoy it you old fucker, because you took it from us.

    15. Re:Retirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol did you not get a STEM degree or something. we're all retiring by 40, bruh.

    16. Re:Retirement? by xvan · · Score: 1

      What makes you think than living in a place with healthy people will allow you to stay 200lbs over weight?

    17. Re: Retirement? by xvan · · Score: 1

      Are you working on anything IT related? What you say may be true for most people, but an average IT worker can earn enough to retire. If your current paycheck doesn't allow you to save a penny you should start thinking about relocating.

    18. Re:Retirement? by skam240 · · Score: 1

      Well if you move to a third world country where people often have to move about to work and can't afford the level of calorie intake a Westerner has, as a means of stretching your retirement money then you will be able to consume just as many calories and be just as sedentary as in the US. Literally, the reason to move to a third world nation for retirement is so that you can continue an American life style but in a far cheaper manner.

      I really don't understand why I needed to explain that by the way.

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    19. Re: Retirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, let's assume everyone has a paid off million dollar house. Sorry broham - the real estate inflation that made the Boomers rich, made everyone else poor.

    20. Re:Retirement? by xvan · · Score: 1

      And can't afford the level of calorie intake a Westerner has

      I think you never lived anywhere on LATAM.

    21. Re:Retirement? by skam240 · · Score: 1

      Well I think about your mother sometimes. What's your point?

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    22. Re:Retirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Costa Rica and Portugal have longer life expectancies than the good 'ol US of Ay. You'd be surprised: good medical care isn't only confined to North America :)

      There is only so much medical care can do for obese soft drink guzzling walruses fed with hormone- and antibiotics-laced meat. Average American girls have the infamous "Italian pasta mom" figure at age 12.

  28. Let them know early by XXongo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There is no reason not to tell your employer about your intent to retire in 6 months. They aren't going to lay you off when you've already told them that you're leaving in six months anyway: firing somebody is a lot of work and has a lot of bad effects, and they'd gain only six months of your salary, which would get eaten up with severance pay and lawsuits. If they did want to get rid of you, having you retire is their best case scenario.

    So, go ahead, let them know, and start training your replacement.

    1. Re:Let them know early by torkus · · Score: 1

      Generally I'd agree, but I've also seen much stupider things done in business.

      6 months of pay may be a significant thing for a smaller company. Someone may have a grudge and the ability to pull the firing trigger without being forced to walk through 6 months of CYA.

      I'd still suggest giving notice. Maybe a bit less and offer to stick around for up to 6-12 months at a higher rate and/or part time.

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    2. Re:Let them know early by XXongo · · Score: 1

      ...Someone may have a grudge and the ability to pull the firing trigger...

      Yes, but if they have a grudge and the ability to pull the firing trigger, you're already toast.

    3. Re:Let them know early by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Interesting

      6 months of pay may be a significant thing for a smaller company

      While this is true, there's presumably a reason they were paying him in the first place. Businesses are rarely evil, just sociopathic. That is, they'll make logical decisions in their best interests. Sometimes those decisions will end up screwing people over. But they won't make illogical decisions that are against their own interests just to screw people over. And, actually, even sociopaths know it's not actually in their best interests to screw people over so they tend to avoid it, and companies are the same way. Look at how normal it is to have severance packages when they're trying to reduce the number of employees, even if they operate in at-will states.

      This entire comment section is utterly ridiculous, full of people absolutely convinced that the first thing a boss will do upon hearing someone is going to retire is fire them.

      Why? Why would you fire someone who is leaving? Why wouldn't you take advantage of the fact you know this person is going to leave and when they're going to leave and use that to plan a transition?

      This isn't hard people. I've seen it every where I work. I have literally never seen anyone fired because they gave more than two weeks notice. I've seen one person actually resign because they wanted to move across the country, and the company helped them with everything, including ensuring they had consultancy work to ease the transition while they looked for work in their new location.

      Yes, there are some small businesses that are terribly run and terrible to their employees. But we're developers. We're not waitstaff. We're not retail assistants. We're not in any of those industries notorious for treating people like crap.

      To the submitter: just wait until's a good time, when you'd be OK leaving now but another six months wouldn't hurt, and let the company know. It'll help them and your coworkers, it'll feel good when you leave, and, hey, you'll probably get a retirement gift.

      Just don't do anything dangerous two days before retirement. That never goes well...

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    4. Re:Let them know early by kanwisch · · Score: 1

      I heartily disagree and have witnessed it first-hand. There are plenty of companies out there that do that. You should already know if you work for one of those unless this is your first job/company. There is no one-size answer for the thread OP because it strongly depends on the category of employer.

    5. Re:Let them know early by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      Shame no mod points. So far this is basically the only comment that hasn't been full of paranoia and crazy. There is nothing taboo about retirement.

    6. Re:Let them know early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This entire comment section is utterly ridiculous, full of people absolutely convinced that the first thing a boss will do upon hearing someone is going to retire is fire them.

      Posting as AC because this JUST happened to me. Took another job in the company. Even told the boss I was applying for it. For some idiotic reason he took it personally when I got an offer and did/doing everything in his power to make me 'suffer'.

      It isn't paranoia if they really are out to get you. Just sayin. By and large, I generally agree with you, but you gotta look out for yourself, without sacrificing your professionalism.

    7. Re:Let them know early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There may be more than just 6 months' salary at stake. I've seen companies drop people near retirement to reduce payout on stock options and pensions. So do be very careful to evaluate what could happen if they decide to shaft you, in addition to judging what kind of people you work with and how you've seen them treat other employees. And remember, your relationship with your boss might be golden, but it might be HIS boss deciding what to do about the news once you share it, or even higher up the chain.

      Generally I agree with people saying to make the transition as smooth as possible for your employer, but there's one thing nobody has suggested yet, that I've seen done graciously: a colleague of mine used to talk with us (not necessarily his boss) about the property in New Mexico he was looking at buying for retirement. He was quite open about it, without giving any dates. It was never clear whether it was one year away or three, but everyone knew it was going to happen sooner or later. Any reasonably skilled supervisor, given that much information, would be putting a plan together on how to cope with the absence of the soon-to-be retiree.

    8. Re:Let them know early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Why would you fire someone who is leaving? Why wouldn't you take advantage of the fact you know this person is going to leave and when they're going to leave and use that to plan a transition?

      The problem with that you say is that you're being logical. That's your first mistake.

    9. Re:Let them know early by swillden · · Score: 1

      I think you're erring on the side of being overly trusting. It's paranoid to be convinced that your employer is going to screw you (well, at least most employers), but it's equally wrong to be convinced that they'll be happy to go along with your plan.

      If you're certain it's truly the case that they'd have to fire you to get rid of you before your chosen date and you'd have a solid lawsuit -- with a good expected payday -- if they decided to cut you loose early, then you're right. They're unlikely to screw themselves just to screw you. But you'd better get very good legal advice before doing it. I could easily see their attorney telling them that the worst case judgement you could get in a wrongful termination suit is the money that they'd have had to pay you anyway, and that they could probably negotiate that down, especially since they're in a better position to take it to court than you are, so you'd have an interest in settling.

      Or they could just figure that since you're about ready to quit anyway, they can just give you all the shit jobs to do to convince you to go ahead and leave early. You'd have a choice then: hate work for your last six months, refuse to do it, in which case they could fire you for cause after documenting your failure to perform assigned tasks, or do as they wish and leave early.

      All of this assumes that they actually want you gone, of course. If they don't want you to leave, if they want to use your knowledge and talents as long as possible, you're good. In fact, maybe they'll negotiate to get you to stay longer.

      But unless you're really, really certain they'll treat you well, it's a good idea to be cautious. Have a backup plan.

      The best advice I've seen in this thread is: When you decide you're ready to retire: Don't. Work two or three more years to give your retirement savings an extra margin of safety. Then towards the end of that time, give six months (or whatever) notice. If they choose to find a way to can you immediately, well, you were ready to retire two years earlier. If they treat you like royalty for six months and then throw you a huge retirement party, great! And you can also deal with anything in between.

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    10. Re:Let them know early by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Why did you say it just happened to you when it didn't? Retiring, and quitting for a better job are two completely different things.

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    11. Re:Let them know early by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      All of this assumes that they actually want you gone, of course.

      Yeah, which makes no sense. Why would they want you gone?

      You're saying I'm too trusting but you haven't come up with any reason whatsoever why they would want to get rid of someone just for letting them know they're going to be retiring soon. In other words, you're one of the people you describe as "It's paranoid to be convinced that your employer is going to screw you."

      There is no logical reason for firing someone who plans to retire. The nearest I can think of where someone screws themselves by warning of an up-coming retirement is that the company is unlikely to do the things it normally does to keep people - there'll be no raises, for example. But the company obviously wants you to work for them, if it didn't you wouldn't still have a job.

      If anything, your stock has slightly improved. If the company was considering laying you off anyway, well, suddenly it knows it doesn't have to, it'll be cheaper to just let you leave on your timetable.

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    12. Re:Let them know early by swillden · · Score: 1

      All of this assumes that they actually want you gone, of course.

      Yeah, which makes no sense. Why would they want you gone?

      There are a hundred possible reasons... the key is that you can't know, in the general case.

      In other words, you're one of the people you describe as "It's paranoid to be convinced that your employer is going to screw you."

      Nonsense. It's paranoid to be convinced of that. It's just caution to consider that it's a possibility and take some precautions.

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  29. Tell him by Spazmania · · Score: 0

    Unless you're working for a really stupid boss, tell him about a year ahead of time. This will allow him to plan a cautious transition. He will want the time to do it gradually rather than all at once. Trust me, your boss will love the idea of giving the new guy time to master each piece of the job before taking on the next one. Orderly transitions are worth the money.

    Towards the end of the transition, find some short term things you can do to stay busy. As long as you're busy your boss looks OK to his boss and won't be in any hurry to show you the door sooner than you want to see it.

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    1. Re: Tell him by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Unless the "new guy" is just the next highest person in seniority and they plan to hire someone off the street. Then they can fire you whenever and the only difference is they save a year or so of the difference in salary.

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    2. Re:Tell him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Really stupid managers are more common than you think.

    3. Re:Tell him by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      And you have a 99% confidence in your assessment of whether your boss is one of them, more than enough to base your decision about how early to tell.

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    4. Re: Tell him by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Sure. If the next highest guy in seniority has exactly the same skills you do with just a little less refinement then you can retire on two weeks notice and not feel bad about it.

      Does he? Does the next highest guy in seniority has exactly the same skills you do? No? I didn't think so.

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  30. Clueless by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    That's not good.... Your employer should have in place "business continuity plans", which, just like "disaster recovery plans" deal with bad "what if's" that can befall an organization. Business Continuity Plans include succession plans for key personnel and knowledge.
    When to talk about your retirement is separate topic. Personally, as someone who's 55, I would give 6 months to a year notice, and would likely do some heavy planning way before that. For example I have accrued (c) 450 hours of sick time. I'm certainly not going out leaving that on the table. Some employers don't pay it out so you'll have to use it up before you go - hence, long term planning. Good luck and enjoy!

    1. Re:Clueless by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The business continuity plan should deal with more than retirements. I've had a couple of medical incidents that had a nontrivial chance of just killing me without two weeks' notice.

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  31. I'm in the same boat by fhic · · Score: 1

    Same age, same issues. I tried to retire last year and they basically offered me enough more money to tough it out for another year and finish a Corp project I've been working on forever. I'm healthy, relatively happy, and have it pretty cushy as a remote worker. I like the job when I get to do it. I'm on track to provide my deliverable for the project on time. So add some time for Corp to figure out what's up and maybe I'll try again next year.

  32. They smell blood in the water. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real danger in my experience is allowing your employers the impression that you're 'winding down' and getting ready to retire, without making it clear. If it's stated and known (at least an email) then firing you off early could put them in hot water, but if you've not said anything, then they're in the clear.

    If you don't intend to retire soon, then what you need to keep a sharp eye out for are signs that they are about to can you anyways for reasons entirely unrelated to replacing you with someone less expensive (I imagine you've accumulated a fair amount of vacation time, decent wages, etc) and entirely related to "your performance"... at least according to what they'll tell you. Be wary of little jabs about your age or performance especially by those above you; it can easily be a sign that they have actively altered their view and begun making you look bad in the boardroom.

  33. subject by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

    I'm still 15 years out from retirement, but I'd not give any MORE than 3 months notice, but at the same time, I'd not give any notice at all until I was comfortable that if they said "Thanks, but you're gone." I would be fine with it.

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  34. I am younger than you, but I've seen people leave by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    and not be replaced because management didn't understand their value to the work we did, and we ended up paying for it silently by years of lost productivity and a simple inability to get things done because the people who left did their jobs competently and without drama, and were invisible. Your situation may be different or it may be the same. It's really a personal decision for you if you're emotionally invested in your company's product and don't want to see it tank because they couldn't figure out how the sausage was made in time. When you're ready to go, tell them straight out. But be prepared for a disappointment.

  35. The day of by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Informative

    I can tell you from personal experience that the best time to discuss retirement with your employer is the day you are walking out the door for the last time. It's so satisfying. I still got my party and when the time comes, I'll still get my pension.

    If your employer is going to end your employment, he almost certainly won't tell you about it until the last day. You already gave them their money's worth and you don't owe them anything.

    Better yet, call them at 9am on the first day of your retirement to let them know you won't be in ever again.

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    1. Re:The day of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely this. No notice. No "train replacement". No "planned transition". (*)

      Why worry about irrelevant people? Worry about yourself/your wife/kids/etc.

      (*) Unless required by laws in your country/state.

    2. Re:The day of by Headw1nd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wow you people sound bitter. What kind of terrible jobs do you have that you hate everyone there so much?

    3. Re:The day of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly IT work

    4. Re:The day of by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Wow you people sound bitter. What kind of terrible jobs do you have that you hate everyone there so much?

      I was a university professor. I had the easiest job in the world, but work is work, you know? No matter what your job is, if it's a job, it's best not to romanticize it as something more. I think that's why many people have trouble adjusting to retirement - because they let themselves believe that their job was somehow an extension of their family or community.

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    5. Re:The day of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like kind of a dick move, but on the other hand, there is truth to what you say.
      When employers let people go, they usually plan it in great secrecy,
      and time the notification to maximize the element of surprise.

    6. Re:The day of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains a lot actually.

    7. Re:The day of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really left with no notice just because it was "satisfying" to you, you're a jerk.

      I can see being careful to avoid getting pushed out earlier than you want, but unless someone is sick, they can afford to be flexible and offer to stay for a few weeks or months. You never know if you might want or need to work again, and burning bridges just creates enemies. It's foolish.

      "We are polite to others not because they are polite to us, but because we, ourselves, are gracious." Don't let the fact that many employers treat people badly become an excuse for YOU to treat people badly.

    8. Re:The day of by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If you really left with no notice just because it was "satisfying" to you, you're a jerk.

      It wasn't as bad as it sounds. It was the last day of the term and I was looking at a summer off. I had tenure and was getting paid a lot more than the people who they hired after me. They had three months to find someone and dozens of adjuncts who could have handled my classes, albeit without my unique flair. My last two advisees had just gotten their PhDs and there weren't any promising doctoral candidates in the pipeline. It was also my 50th birthday, so I thought, "Fuck it, let's light this candle."

      "We are polite to others not because they are polite to us, but because we, ourselves, are gracious."

      Oh, I was very polite about it. The day the grades were in I just felt like it was time. They weren't upset with me because they offered me an emeritus position. I went back as a fellow a few times after, and I remain close friends with my former dean and department head.

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    9. Re:The day of by Headw1nd · · Score: 2

      I'm still not sure I can get my head around this. You walked out of your job one day with no notice, and didn't come back, and weren't concerned at all with the disruption that would cause your coworkers and, I assume, students? You had made no connections at a place that you had spent the majority of your time for years? Not to mention everyone I know who retired required extensive communication with HR to make sure their benefits were in place, ect., you didn't need to do this? I'm not someone who derives an large amount of my self-identity from work, but even I find this strange.

  36. Best of both worlds... by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    ...I'd put off notification until you are ready to retire, then let them bend over backwards to keep you around until they are ready with a replacement.

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  37. 100% Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Don't give them an ounce more information than they need. Unless there is some benefit to you in disclosing your future plans, consider it none of their business. The bottom line is that anything you say (that doesn't fit nicely into the corporate world view) can and will be used against you. Just put in your two weeks and keep your mouth shut.

  38. Contact HR, not your boss. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talk to HR, do not talk to your manager.

    Check your policies for compensation and use up your vacation time plan to leave the first week of a month, the company insurance will carry through to the end fo the month giving you time to find a replacement.

    Make sure HR knows that this is not to get back to your management chain if you don't want it to get back to your management chain...

    Make sure everything is ready before you talk to your boss.

    1. Re:Contact HR, not your boss. by DavidHumus · · Score: 1

      HR's job is to protect the company, not the employees.

  39. Plan to win by weeboo0104 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I agree with the earlier poster who said let them know when you are ready to go.
    Keep in mind that they may walk you out the door the minute after you tell them you want to retire.
    With that being said...
    Most companies have some kind of development plan structure in place for employees to give them room to grow. Initiate a development discussion with your employer and state that one of your development goals for yourself and the company for the year is to plan for retirement. (Where do you see yourself in a year? On a beach sipping margaritas.) This gives them a chance to either find a new hire to work with you on a transition, or an internal employee who might want to broaden their skillset and work with a mentor (you) for the next year or however long the transition is.
    Mutually agree on a date to leave and invite them to hire you as a contractor or part-time employee if they need additional work done.

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  40. It's ok to leverage this! Everyone can benefit. by ltbarcly · · Score: 2

    When you are ready to retire, give them two weeks notice. If they really need you, they'll find the amount of $$ that makes it worthwhile for you to stay on until they find a replacement. They get what they need, and you get properly paid for your rare skill (finally).

  41. As someone else on that side of the hill, here's $ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Figure out how you want to structure your next decade, and have someone you can trust reality-check your desires/plans; then have a friendly, honest discussion with your employer on how to manage this plan to your mutual satisfaction and benefit. (With current life expectancies and SocSec rules, you may still have a decade before retirement is the best option; YMMV...)

    If you have any hesitation about having that conversation in the end, KEEP YOUR PLANS TO YOURSELF and establish some contingency plans based on your employer dumping you, because your instincts are warning you that the employer cannot be trusted to react well or deal fairly in this situation.

  42. Re: ITT: Dinosaur looking to retire; thinks he's g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 401k is providing me with a steady income that will exceed my needs for at least the next 15 years.

    Have you been funding yours?

  43. Gone but not forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old developers don't die, they just run away five minutes before their entire legacy codebase collapses spectacularly.

    1. Re:Gone but not forgotten by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Same is true for sysadmins. And (if they are good) consultants.

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  44. If I may... by p4nther2004 · · Score: 2
    first - assume your company isn't stupid. They know you're going to retire.

    second - I wouldn't prematurely discuss retirement with them. Yes, it will take time for them to find a replacement...but I wouldn't discuss it with them if you're not willing to be let go immediately. (Just in case)

    third - when you ARE ready...discuss. Offer to train replacement. Discuss a date when you're ready to leave. When you're ready to leave - offer a consulting contract (1099) to come back if necessary on a limited (expensive) engagement.

    1. Re:If I may... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Corollary to your first point: Be prepared in the unlikely case that your company is stupid, at least concerning you. Make sure that it's acceptable to you to find yourself fired on the spot.

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  45. Not retirement, transition to a new stage of work by layabout · · Score: 2

    There's been a lot of good comments about giving them a relatively short i.e. three-month notification. However I would take this as an opportunity to set up a part-time work or consulting arrangement with your employer for another year or two. They get to keep corporate knowledge around and you get increased flexibility.

  46. They'll fire you for retiring? by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    But I don't want to be let go before I'm ready to go, either.

    If they are so ready to stab you in the back (by firing you for planning your retirement) then why do you have any loyalty to them? Did I misunderstand this part?
    Also, if they are this disloyal to employees, they may be planning on firing you anyway if you are close to vesting on any retirement benefits. I know a few people this has happened to. Hopefully your company is better than this.

  47. Leave a positive memory by albeit+unknown · · Score: 2

    Unless it's a toxic environment, talk it over and help lead a transition during your lame duck period. Many companies have special budget/HR provisions to hire successors to retirees before they leave and they're separate from the normal resignation procedure. Your boss may have an easier time replacing you as a retiree than if you simply resigned and will probably appreciate the things you do to ease his or her pain. Take charge of bringing that person up to speed.

    There may be opportunities to come back part time when you find yourself getting bored. Keep in touch and don't burn bridges! People often think of retirees from their company differently than people that just left for somewhere else. Co-Worker Emeritus.

    But always be prepared to be shown the door.

  48. It All Depends... by mgooderum · · Score: 1

    It all depends on your relationship with your manager and your trust/feel/vibe for your employer.

    If you have a positive relationship and trust 3-6 months is a fairly safe window that minimizes your risks. If you are unusual you might talk about it a year or more out (I've had these discussions especially in the context of performance and development). If you are in a role where you have an individualized employment contract you might also have specific language and terms there.

    If you are unsure you just wait. The challenge is firing you after discussing retirement is potentially retaliation but fighting especially at retirement time is hard. Damages are limited as your "future wages" are small. Also watch out if you are covered by binding arbitration causes - arbitrators have shameful record of siding with employers way more than the courts and even when they find for the employee providing smaller awards when they do.

    Consider financial factors on timing. On the delay side like any departure also watch out for big large period (quarterly/annual) payouts - bonuses, stock vesting, 401k match, etc. If in doubt wait until your next chunk due before retirement is in the bank. What is the financial health of the company? Are there layoffs coming? Could you potentially pick up a "package" on the way out? Is there a sabbatical or other long period benefit you want to receive before you go?

    On the accelerate side do you have a lot of accrued PTO/vacation to be paid out that is potentially at risk? Do you normally carry a large "float" of expenses on personal cards/$$?

    Consider talking to a lawyer (and tax planner if you haven't). You may have employment agreements that cover you into retirement that may impact you especially if you plan to work on the side. Also an employment law lawyer can advise you on exactly how to bring up the topic without giving "constructive notice" (effectively the employer constitutes your inquiry as an official notice of termination of employment).

    In the end - be careful and put yourself first. Many a person has had last minute retirement plans change due to unexpected shifts in financial circumstance. In a healthy organization you should be able to have this conversation well in advance - but unfortunately the window of places this type of constructive 2-way dialog is possible is shrinking. On the other hand if your skill is critical and amenable to remote and part time work you might also work out a mutually beneficial arrangement for some post-retirement income as consulting. Do you have friends or family you might refer in later (not for bonus but just for the mutual benefit of the friend and family plus company)?

    In the end you will have to make a choice on risk of early notice and associated early termination against the desire to do the right thing and keep a good relationship with your former employer and co-workers.

  49. To quote Homer Simpson by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

    "My lifestyle IS my retirement plan!"

  50. No Notice by pngwen · · Score: 2

    I have learned the hard way to never give notice. In your case, where your retirement funds may be adversly impacted, this is doubly true.

    Tell them the day after your 65th birthday that you are not coming back. You owe them nothing. They pay you for the labor you provide, and they would likely terminate you without notice should the need arise. With each payroll you are square with the house. No consideration beyond that should be given nor expected.

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  51. my thoughts from the mgmt side... by gosand · · Score: 2

    I've seen this a few times in my career, never anyone that reported to me but to my colleagues. It's challenging, because it can be tricky legally. I've seen where we all knew someone was going to retire, but she wouldn't announce it. Management can't really ask about it. So a year goes by.. nothing. We wanted to be able to plan around getting her replacement, but couldn't because we didn't know when she would announce it. Ideally you want the employee to bring it up so you can work out some kind of transition plan.

    I've also seen it where someone announced her retirement date, then moved it out, then moved it out again. She was terrible, and we couldn't wait for her to leave. But we couldn't get rid of her. Then we got new management, and he basically pushed her to actually DO her job, which stressed her out, and she left rather quickly.

    My initial thoughts are always to be nice, be open, and things will work out. But you never know when some asshat at a company will screw over the employee. Sometimes HR gets involved and when they do, there isn't much a manager can do about it. I've seen some minor decisions made by CEOs of business units get overturned by a simple HR rule. They even know that you can't fight the system. So my advice to anyone looking to retire is to look out for yourself first. Chances are they are aware of your pending retirement, and you can drop subtle hints without making anything official. Educate yourself on what is and isn't legal, what your HR policies are, and be wary of actually engaging anyone in HR. I've found that they really don't know what the H in HR stands for.

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    1. Re:my thoughts from the mgmt side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Educate yourself on what is and isn't legal, what your HR policies are, and be wary of actually engaging anyone in HR. I've found that they really don't know what the H in HR stands for."

      That's because HR's first and most important job is to protect the company *from* the employees. You should have realized that by now if you've been in management for a while.

    2. Re:my thoughts from the mgmt side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HR's fist & most important job is to generate requirements for additional HR staffing.

      Protecting the company is well behind that.

      Protecting the employees isn't on the radar.

  52. Depends on the company. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    If you are in a large corporation the answer is two weeks before you do it. Even if your boss is honorable, his boss might not be.

    If you are in a small-medium company and know both your boss and his boss are honorable and loyal, then I would consider giving them six months notice.

    But only if the culture is loyal.

    If you do decide to talk to them, make it a bigger discussion than just when.

    Talk about training your replacement, what kind of person would be a good fit. In particular talk about hiring from within - that would give you a full year to slowly train someone to take over your job.

    It is always easier to fill a lower position than higher levels.

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  53. tit for tat by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Give them as much time as you've seen them give people that they've laid off. Besides, its not like you're going to look for another job

  54. Do the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It depends if you work in the large type of company where you have a formal retirement process or retirement plan.
    Ideally, you will want to discuss the topic maybe 1 to 2 years in advance.

    Make it about yourself, not about the company not meeting your objectives. You want to enjoy life, travel more, you're going to be a new grandparent...whatever.

    Tell them that you are open to doing consulting of the current role (if you are indeed interested), if the need arises, following your departure, that way they don't feel pressure but at least you show good intentions.
    However if you work in a highly oppressive environment where you think there is a risk of you being cut short earlier, than shorten the time. If there is a high likelihood of you being terminated for unjust cause without decent severance, than adjust your position. Basically, if the company you work for are full of dickheads, then act like one, otherwise if they are generally decent do the same.

  55. it's sort-of not your problem by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm getting to be that age also, but haven't been in the position to give notice, yet. That said, in every place I've worked so far, if you give six months notice, they'll start looking for a replacement immediately, and find a reason to dump you as soon as they're confident of business continuance. Don't do that to yourself.

    Consider also, that if you retire you might get some benefits that you wouldn't get if you were, for instance, fired. A big disadvantage to announcing that you're going to leave sometime in the next several months is that it gives the company that long to figure out how to get rid of you at minimum cost to the company.

    Even if your boss is a good guy and wouldn't do that to you, there are probably people higher up that would see the minimal cost option as business as usual.

    Keep in mind also that some companies don't want an employee continuing to work there who has announced his intention to leave, to reduce the risk of pilfering and sabotage. Often, you give two weeks notice and they ask you to leave right away, and pay you for the two weeks.

    And finally, your boss knows how old you are. If he doesn't have a plan in place already, it's on him, not you.

    So in conclusion: Don't tell anyone. Just do your job up until it's time to give two weeks notice. It's safer for you.

    --
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  56. Re:ITT: Dinosaur looking to retire; thinks he's gr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old man dinosaur think's he is valuable and has realized that he has no retirement in American and is on slashdot asking what he should do.

    How is that 401k treating you?

    Your time is gonna come insolent millennial.

    His life is far better than the shitty nuke fallout dystopia you'll be living in soon. Believe me.

  57. Master and apprentice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have a similar situation where I work.

    We've got a 60-something guy who is the only person there who can do what he does, it's high ticket and it's something we need to keep in-house. The next most competent person is myself. I often work with him, either out of necessity or just to take some of the donkey work off him and keep him happy. Everyone knows he's not going to be doing what he does in 3 years (and he's already had 1 heart attack.)

    If I had to step in to replace him I'd either need 6 months to a year of him taking time out to "formally" train me, or a month or 2 of very expensive external tuition (10's of thousands) followed ideally by another 2 years or so of actual experience.

    Like I said, nobody's under any illusion that he's not going, and it's been talked about, but at some point in the next 12 months a decision is going to have to be made as to how we transition his role onto somebody else. I don't know what your work-place culture nor the nature of your work is, but if I assumed a similar setup as my own, then I'd want you to nominate a replacement, or at least outline a strategy to get someone else into the role and give me 2 years notice, even if only informally.

  58. Tell them NOTHING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not retirement, but I have TWICE had the very unpleasant experience of giving two weeks notice (actually more like 3 weeks) and was then fired the next morning..
    Very fun to drive all the way in to work only to be told I'm fired and not being paid for day.

    In both cases I mistakenly thought these friendly people I worked with and for, in once case for 8 months and in another 3 years would recognize my common courtesy in giving notice.
    NOPE!

    Look, since you are RETIRING..
    You need to learn something about yourself and your place in the world.
    You are one of the very few non-rich people who can say 'Fuck it!'.
    You don't need to care about your reputation, or future jobs. 'Fuck it!'
    Repeat after me;
    'Fuck it!'

    This will be some of the most fun and least stress you will have in your whole adult life.
    Boss: "I know you have a vacation planned but my boss fucked up so now we need you to fix the problem'
    You: 'Nope, I'm taking my vacation'
    Boss: 'What if I fire you?'
    You: 'Fuck it!'

    Boss: 'We need everyone in the office at 4:00 AM for a pointless call with a shitty manager in Europe.'
    You: 'No, I'll be in at my usual time. If you need me they can reschedule.'
    Boss: 'What if I fire you?'
    You: 'Fuck it!'

    Boss: ' I need you do do pointless something, something, something'
    You: 'Fuck it!'

    SOOOOOO Fun. I wish I was not probably going to work until I die..

    I do have non-personal experience with a person who was retiring but the company did not have a replacement.
    They basically told them they were 'ready to retire today, but let me know how I can help the transition'.
    In the end they got full pay for a year and only had to come into the office 2 afternoons a week until they hired a new person and got them trained. I think they got a years salary for about 5 months of 2 half days a week.

    My guess is that if you are as important as you say, if you wait until the last day you WANT to work, you might have the option to call the shots during the transition, make a little money, and keep your work friends.
    If they play nice, you can make a plan and work for them for another few months.

    Or, you might end up with a surprise like mine and be frog marched out the front door by security.

    Either way, you keep your personal life and future plans to yourself.

  59. Are you contracted? by sheph · · Score: 1

    If you're not contracted how much notice would they give you if they were going to terminate you? Do you think they lie awake at night worrying about what might happen to you and your family if they laid you off? It's different if there is loyalty to you as an employee. For an employer who treated me like I was valuable and not a replaceable battery I would give them at least 6 months. But if they consider you to be easily replaceable there's no reason to go out of your way.

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  60. Dont tell them till you are ready by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    As long as you want to work with present pay and benefits, dont tell them anything.

    Once your retirement is planned and you are really sure about accepting a pay cut for reduced hours, let them know and offer to stay as long as they need you to find replacement. Offer to train the replacement, and also to come in part time sliding down from 5 days a week to 4, and then 3 etc.

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  61. Depends on the company by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

    Most of the colleagues I've seen retire kept their cards close and then retired suddenly due to some external trigger: the end of a project, departure of their boss, an odious policy change or the like. The attitude was, I'll keep working until the next thing happens that annoys me, then I'm gone.

    If that is how things go at your company, you're in a bad company.

    If you're not in a bad company and your boss isn't a dick, then you're doing him/her a favor to start talking about how to pass on your knowledge and experience to colleagues.

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    1. Re:Depends on the company by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      When my father hit 55, he was working for the Post Office, and was said to have joined the KMA club. If something happened that he didn't like, he was supposed to say "Kiss my ass" and head to the personnel office to fill out the retirement paperwork.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  62. Two week's notice cuts both ways by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Tell them two weeks before. If they are smart, they will have arranged something longer term along the lines of consulting for you with you before. Or they will have arranged for a definite end-date, but they will assure your continued employment before. If they are not smart, do not depend on them being honorable.

    You have to tell them two weeks before, everything else is their problem. Of course, they may still make you an offer for more time when you give them that notice, but you should only accept that if it is substantially better than your current conditions.

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  63. Some historical perspective by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    Tacitus in his historical and ethnographic work 'Germania' discussed customs of the Ancient Aryan Peoples.

    Retirement came from fighting the Romans to west or savage slavic tribes to the east. And by retirement I mean 'death'. He doesn't mention any prior discussion.

    I hope this has proved helpful.

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  64. What's the dilema? by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

    Wait until you are really ready to go (don't talk about it before then), then talk to your boss and tell him/her you're ready to retire but are flexible to the exact timing up to some limit (max 6 months, say).

  65. You're cutting your ties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My employer, a university in Utah, wanted a year's notice. I gave them six months notice and they did almost nothing before I actually left. From the point that I retired to the point that they had my replacement selected and he started, it was fourteen months. Frankly, I wouldn't give an employer more notice than you wanted to give. At the university where I worked the minimum notice was one month, which is what I should have done.

    When you retire you are cutting ties with your employer and it is frankly up to them to take care of themselves. Giving too much notice can just make the time you spend there miserable. You're a lame duck and everyone knows it.

  66. Re:Trump doesn't get to retire. PRISON by polar+red · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should have a look at how the French handled this at the end of the 18th century.

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  67. You don't owe them anything.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't say anything unless you are prepared being let go immediately. I gave my company 4 months notice for the same reason and my company behaved just fine. But you don't _owe_ them that and you can be sure they don't feel like they _owe_ you neither. Be in a position where it doesn't matter whether they let you go immediately or play nice. Where you'll still be ok.

  68. Most slashdotters seem to be a lot younger than me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty sure the average /.er is around his age, probably older.

    Anyway, midway through your last project is usually the best time.

  69. The usual 2 weeks but offer to come back part time by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    We're not all young here at Slashdot; I'm another old fart thinking ahead myself.
    When was the last time a company thought of *you* first and showed you some loyalty? *crickets*
    If you're like most workers with decades under their belts you've been laid off at least once. Let's face it, you got no warning most likely and found yourself looking for a job the next day.
    Give 'em their 2 weeks (which by the way isn't written anywhere) and offer to work part time. You get some time to ease into retirement, they get a transition period to find a replacement. Mutually beneficial.

  70. Party by valnar · · Score: 2

    Well OF COURSE you want to let them know you are retiring with plenty of notice. How else will you get the surprise cake in the conference room with all your co-workers awkwardly standing around the table doing a fake applause at your accomplishments?

  71. Not your problem by naughtynaughty · · Score: 1

    Bring up the possibility of your departure and they might realize their best strategy is to start the search now and when they find the right person kick you out the door. Or they bring in someone much cheaper and direct you to train your replacement.

    Stop worrying about what happens to the company if you get hit by a bus or retire, you aren't being paid to solve their management problems. So do your job and retire when you want, with two weeks notice. If they are real dummies and don't plan ahead you can offer to come back as a contractors for 10-20 hours a week at 4x your current salary on a per hour basis.

  72. You Know Your Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know your company and your boss better than us. The notice period really depends on your company culture. The last time I moved jobs (not retired, but took a new job) I gave about 8 weeks of notice because I was valuable to my employer, I knew they needed me and weren't going to lay me off/fire me, and I wanted to be as fair to them as possible.

    The last time someone retired from my current company, he gave about 4 months of notice, his last day is tomorrow, the company threw a huge party for him, and the owner bought him a $20k Rolex (the retiring person was NOT an executive).

    If your company is run by petty people, then a short notice period make sense. If it is run by people who are reasonable and who value their employees, be fair to the company and management and give them a nice long runway to transition.

  73. One thing to add-- [Re:Let them know early] by XXongo · · Score: 2
    One more thing to add, though; once you've told them you're retiring, you can expect that you won't get any more raises or promotions. And don't expect a retention bonus, if one is in the works.

    So, if you expect an upcoming raise or a bonus, that might be a reason to wait.

    (particularly if you have a pension plan where your payout is proportional to your salary at retirement! But those are pretty uncommon these days.)

  74. I did when I was able to go out on my own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Quote the most successful self-made man I know my brother a field grade officer & gentleman in the military? IT TAKES BALLS!

    * Haven't HAD to work in a decade++ for others!

    I do my own business!

    Up front it cost me (initial mistakes too) & cost 10's of 1,000's in upkeep but I no longer listen to "Do you like your job?"

    It's as bad as welfare/UBI being dependent on employers treating you like an easily disposed replaceable asset (looking to replace you w/ cheap labor!

    American dream the founding fathers intended!

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  75. Not for several more years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You found your job in 2012, which was the peak of the Great Recession. It took six months for your employer to find you then but how long would it take now? I was job hunting then too, and for the job I now have it was five months between my application and my first day of work. Back then nobody wanted to hire and the ridiculous job descriptions were proof of it: a dozen disparate mandatory requirements followed by another dozen disparate "preferred" qualifications that in reality you had to have >90% of to get so much as a phone interview. The term at the time was "purple squirrel," all companies were searching for the absolute perfect match that did not exist, such was their reluctance to hire. These days I look through job postings once or twice a month; I have a good job that I like but the location is not the greatest. Employers aren't reluctant to hire now and the job postings show it. The long lists are gone, down to 4-6 requirements and even fewer preferred qualifications. Not only that the whole list is something that someone could actually have achieved, and not in a 30 year career when they want 5 years of experience either. If you tell your employer about retirement years in advance they'll start thinking about replacing you years in advance--and they'll do it too.

  76. Re:ITT: Dinosaur looking to retire; thinks he's gr by gweihir · · Score: 2

    The obligatory troll every self-respecting story must have is found!

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  77. easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever you want. Of course you should expect to be escorted out by a friendly security guard. Your personal effects will be mailed to you. :)

  78. Depends on your goals by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    We have a number of people in our office that are semi-retired-- usually either working as 1099 independent contractors (often part time), but a couple take a few 1-3 month sabbaticals every so often, and one just works part time as an employee. It works for us, and generally works for them-- although I do see them handling stress poorly as deadlines come which worries me.

    Me, I will provide 12-months notice. I can be replaced in a month pretty easily IMO, but as an owner of the company I do have some specific obligations. My partners will likely screw me over, but at least I already stole the red swingline.

  79. YMMV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Executive summary of other responses:

    1. Screw them. They would you.
    2. Be nice to them (at some risk)

    I just retired from decades at one company, now a Fortune 1000. There is enormous technical debt on my product. And we were totally understaffed.

    I gave one year's notice, knowing I was a key employee. They were so desperate for me to continue that I wasn't worried they'd fire me.

    At the one year mark, I began to consult to them for 20 hours/week, paid hourly, making the same amount in 20 hours I'd formerly been making at 60+ hours/week.

    A year later (now the 2 year mark), I realized I didn't want to be responsible for anything, so I announced I was gone in one week, available for 3 weeks for stop ship bugs that might come up on an impending release. They convinced me to stay hourly. I told them I would, but I wouldn't program, only coach, do walk-throughs of the code, and answer questions on the product.

    The guy they hired as an understudy two years ago got too busy on other projects and spent less than a week with me in the past two years.

    So my former employer is still desperate. I've told my boss and colleagues that one day soon, without warning, I'll ship my computer back to them and will no longer be available. They support that 100%, but of course prefer me to stay.

    I now work about 20 hours/month. It pays for toys.

  80. retirement at 62? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My retirement age is 71.

  81. Keep the upper hand. by forgottenusername · · Score: 1

    Assuming they're a good company with people you like, you can be nice about it while doing the best thing for yourself.

    Don't mention it until you're ready to walk. When you are ready, give something reasonable like a month. Make it clear you're willing to extend that period out if they desire, if they make it worth your while. A guaranteed bonus for staying longer, maybe some guaranteed minimum commit contract hours to help with transition training or something.

    You don't owe any employer anything and you've put in your time. If you're ready to walk away don't let your good nature allow people to take advantage of you.

    Employees being single points of failure is a business risk issue. It's up to the company to mitigate that risk, not the employees. Our obligation ends at staying professional; keeping documentation current, cross training when required etc.

  82. Have you been treated well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If so, there's no reason to assume that they would mistreat you because you're planning your retirement.

    If you've been disrespected and treated like shit, filling the position is a corporate problem; let them solve that in two weeks.

  83. Plan your own transition. Tell boss when ready by raymorris · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > This will allow him to plan a cautious transition. He will want the time to do it gradually rather than all at once. Trust me, your boss will love the idea of giving the new guy time to master each piece of the job before taking on the next one. Orderly transitions are worth the money.

    All true and good. I'll add that where I worked the person leaving did a lot of the transition planning and that worked well because they were effectively TELLING their boss and everyone "here's what needs to be done before I go, and how long it will take". Looking at it in reverse "here's a ton of stuff that won't get done, and will cause problems, if you don't keep me until July."

    So we'd have a rough schedule:

    Over the next few weeks I'll document the processes for X, Y, and Z, and all admin passwords needed and other access information, etc.

    Next month I'll show Bob how to do A, B, and C.

    Then I'll let Bob do it himself (asking me questions as needed) and I'll check his work, clarifying any issues. We can then discuss whether it appears that Bob will be able to take over these tasks, or if someone else is needed to help.

    In February we'll finish up the project I've been leading for the last year, etc. Bob will need a backup in case something happens to him, so in March Bob and I will walk through the processes with Sue, so she is also familiar with them. February and March I'll bring Bob into the monthly meeting with Very Important Client so they can meet him, and he can see how we conduct that monthly meeting.

    The flip side of that is you're telling the boss "if I leave today, nobody will know how to do X, Y and Z, or A, B, and C."

    At my last job, retirements were planned a couple YEARS in advance. That made for smooth transitions. When I left for a new job, I started planning an orderly transition as soon as I had a good interview, more than three weeks before my last day.

    1. Re:Plan your own transition. Tell boss when ready by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did a lot of training of people around the place during the 6 months before retired. Still took them a year or 2 afterward to replace me (guvmint - civil service procedures are slow, and they couldn't officially start until I was officially off the books). Worked out OK, except for a couple of HR-led foulups that cost me a lot of taxes but not enough to sue over. But I worked in a relatively enlightened division of a relatively enlightened department; if I had still been working in the one I started in 35 years before, I would have given them the minimum (about a month, to get the various papers through HR).

  84. Is it your responsibility? by moronikos · · Score: 1

    Is it your your responsibility to do management's job for them? It's their job to have enough people to the job and to cover for you when you go on vacation or get ill. It's their job to read the writing on the wall and to consider that at your age you might want to retire or God forbid, you could get a chronic illness. I wouldn't give any more than a 3 month notice.

  85. Same boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm exactly 12 months from pension age and have been with my employer for 5 years, so I think I can relate. When I was being interviewed for my position (sysadmin) I was asked my short, medium and long term goals. I made it quite clear that my long term goal has always been to retire.

    I have discussed this many times with my employer and have also indicated that I hay or may not retire at pension age but if I choose to continue to work it would not be on a full time basis. As a transition step I will be reducing my hours a bit next year by working a 9 day fortnight (only work every second Friday).

    I can't say whether my employer is more understanding than others or not but we both know and understand the situation and I don't feel my job is threatened in any way. Equally, they know I will give them plenty of notice when I finally make my decision about when to retire. Probably 3 to 6 months.

  86. Don't say a word until you are 62 + 1 day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After that, use your best judgement.

  87. You really won't be missed by mschuyler · · Score: 1

    You really won't be missed as much as you think. Most people are not in positions that are so crucial that everything falls apart when you do leave. And for those who are, whose fault is that? If your leaving caused chaos, then the company is not in a very good position to begin with. Most times your desk will be reassigned. Your phone number will be given to someone else, your email will be erased, and your key card will no longer work. In a few years when you walk through the door, no one will know or care who you are. The person most in need of preparation for your retirement is yourself. If you can't wait to get out of there, ten get out of there. If you have a good relationship with everyone, it makes some sense to give some notice. But the Bottom Line here is that you need to do what is best for you and not overly concern yourself with the company because they are likely not to care much less than you.

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  88. This seems really simple by vux984 · · Score: 1

    I'd just keep working until you are 'ready to retire' and THEN raise the subject that you'd like to retire.

    Given your attitude of wanting to help the company transition; I'd go into it with the mindset that once you are 'ready to retire' that you still plan to be available for 3-6 months beyond that to transition out, help train a replacement, perhaps part time.

    Many people in your type of situation transition to a part time / consulting role for several months or even years after 'retiring'. And, if they replace you in 14 days and don't want you around... that's fine, you were 'ready to retire' anyway.

  89. How is your current relationship? by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 1

    Working for a state government, it's not unusual for folks to talk openly about their retirement plans a few years in advance. I just had one of my staff retire; he provided the necessary paperwork 8 months before the date, and began training his interim replacement 2-3 months before he left. It was very orderly, which I appreciated. But it's also in state law that a permanent state employee can't be exited or summarily dismissed without going through a progressive discipline process; private sector mileage may vary.

    You're the best judge of how your bosses will react to this situation. I know I would appreciate the heads up and the time to train your replacement, but that's me. Others might want to rush you out the door, or view you ask a risk to walk at any given moment. How has your management reacted to similar situations in the past? How comfortable are you talking about things like this with your boss? Or his/her boss, and on up the chain?

    If you're unsure of how this will be greeted but still want to "do the right thing for the company", one thing you can do now is document the crap out of what you're doing. Put down every little trick or shortcut you've discovered, every nuance to the job, every piece of institutional knowledge you can think of. Then, talk to them, and if they decide to show you the door, you can rest easy in your retirement that you treated them better than they treated you.

  90. Re:ITT: Dinosaur looking to retire; thinks he's gr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm 33 and have 40k in it and at the rate I'm contributing ill be able to retire at 60 and have enough to live till 80. Not including any SSI. I'll start contributing more in another year or so when i get the promotion.

    So its doing pretty decent.

    Are you not funding yours? I feel that is probably a mistake on your part slugger.

  91. Don't say anything until you are ready by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not quite there yet, but I strong recommend against saying anything until you are ready and able to discontinue employment in 2 weeks. If they ask for you to stay around longer, then great, but you have to be prepared for it to end immediately, because that could happen for any number of reasons.

  92. "The usual notice time is two weeks," by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that's your answer right there. If your employer valued you, you would have been given a contract with a longer notice time, particularly given how long you have been there. There is a reason that the notice time is the same for employer and employee.

    If the employer weren't angling for a position of power over you, you would not even need to think about this problem. If you have even the slightest doubt about getting dismissed early, don't hand in your notice early. Maybe he'll think twice about keeping the next important employee on a "we can throw you out at two weeks notice" contract.

  93. Better Offer Trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell them you have a better offer and see if they want to keep you. Blow the top out of the salary range.. then quit.. and send them pictures from the beach..

  94. Be prepared to be let go sooner than you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would not say: "I plan to retire in 2 years" or "on X date."

    This could be considered giving notice. At many companies they can then terminate your employment at any time after you have given notice. You won't be eligible for severance, etc because you essentially quit.

    Perhaps phrase it in such a way that gives them a heads up such as " I am considering retirement in X year or something."

    Either way if there is a reduction in force expect to be the first name on the list, even if it is sooner than you were planning. You likely have a higher salary than most and you will essentially have volunteered. Layoffs are hard and even the nicest manager will see it as letting you retire early. If it is between that and letting go someone younger, cheaper, and likely to stay longer it will be a slam dunk.

  95. Overthinking? by eth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seems like most people are overthinking this a bit... Once you're ready to retire, the exact date you stop working isn't very relevant.

    My plan would be:
    - Wait till the day I'm totally ready to walk out the door
    - Walk into my bosses office and say, "Hey boss, I'm ready to retire. How long do you want me to stick around?"

    Then it doesn't really matter what their reaction is.

  96. Subliminal Message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you're a programmer flash a 'subliminal message that you are retiring on the company intranet

  97. Age old truck analogy by Photonmaker · · Score: 1

    "in serious hurt if one of us were hit by a truck"

    Kind of goes without saying, but is better than being serious dead.

  98. Re:No good deed goes unpunished by walterhpdx · · Score: 1

    I know a CEO (we fly together weekly) that wrote in his contract that he can use all his vacation time at the same time. That said, he gave 12 months notice, and said that he's going to use his 6 months of saved PTO in a row, so he goes on vacation in May, comes back for a week in November, and then retires. Pretty sweet deal!

  99. Re:Trump doesn't get to retire. PRISON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or his buddies the Russians, at the beginning of the 20th.

  100. Re:I did when I was able to go out on my own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You still get work while you trundle around and tell all the secretaries how to modify their host files?

  101. Two weeks and three months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find a time when you're ready to go, but willing to stay longer if needed. Give notice and advise your employer you're willing to stay anywhere from two weeks to three months, and see how they react. You get to avoid being let go before you're ready to retire, they get an opportunity to hire and have you train a replacement.

  102. You know who you're dealing with... by bbsguru · · Score: 1
    And depending on your expectations, you have to protect yourself while still trying to do the [honorable | right | fair] thing.
    The safest course is to decide if there is a sufficient gap between when you are 'able' to retire and when you 'want' to get out the door.
    If you can save the announcement until you are safe, then you are protected against any capricious management decisions, and still able to provide for an orderly transition.
    On the other hand, how much notice would -they- give you, if your services were being outsourced?

    Somehow, the old "two weeks notice" rule just doesn't apply, but too often giving 6 months notice turns into working far less.

    Having learned from my peers, I plan to give 3 months notice, but be mentally prepared to be escorted out the door the same day.

  103. Work ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you are there to work then act and represent that you are there to work. When you are no longer willing to work, then don't. Have they offered you a stake in the business? No? Then you are just an employee. No sense in acting like you have an interest in the company when in fact you do not.

    If you are that crucial, then the company can make offers to get you interested in working again. If the offers are not enticing, then decline.

    Keep it simple. You are likely just fooling yourself otherwise.

  104. Observational Experience by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 1
    So, I am 3 decades away (if I'm lucky) but I've seen a number of relatively senior level tech people orchestrate retirement with a variety of approaches and just as many different outcomes.

    If they don't already know it's coming they're complete idiots, if they haven't realized they are going to need to replace you either they are idiots or you're not terribly valuable moving forward; and if they haven't already approached you, you don't owe them more than 2 weeks notice.

    Keep the bridges intact though. My grandpa's comfortable retirement is funded more by the short-term consulting he does than the 40 years of retirement savings he built.

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  105. Give them plenty of notice. But definitely not two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2-3 months is more then enough to braindump everything of high complexity to your peers even if they will not find a new hire to replace you right away.
    Give them the option to hire you as a consultant if they need you in the first several months of retirement.

  106. Work together by bennerg · · Score: 1

    As an employer, may I suggest that an open dialogue is required. Maybe a pre-emptive offer to wind down your time over a 2-3 year period as part of a succession plan, and an offer to use that time to train the younger staff.

  107. you win either way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're on good terms with your employer and trust them...give plenty of notice. They'll be grateful and the transition will be less stressful for you too.

    If you're on bad terms with your employer and don't trust them...give plenty of notice. If they fire you prior to your departure date, the age-discrimenation suit will fund a nice retirement.

  108. If you're actually "retiring" and ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ... your company offers actual retirement benefits and/or pay and you will need those, you need to research the company's policies / recommendations about timing. Often it takes a while to get the retirement paperwork processed and the benefits started. This was true at my company and the school district where my wife worked.

    As for getting fired for announcing your retirement, any company that does this is (a) stupid and (b) probably breaking the law. I've known several people that retired from my company and my wife's school district and none were treated like that.

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  109. Re: Dumb fuckers who don't know what they are t... by XXongo · · Score: 2

    This is the fun part of Slashdot. Dumb fuckers who don't know what they are talking about giving advice like they know what they are talking about.

    There is a technical term for such people: "anonymous cowards".

    Like you.

  110. You are lucky you don't live in Sweden. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We just got three years added to our pension age due to the enormous cost of mass immigration... Which they say we need to pay for our pensions....

  111. Re:Do you have a financial interest in your employ by slacktide · · Score: 1

    I worked at a mechanical engineering/manufacturing company that was bought by a larger company with the intention of moving production to Nogales Mexico and engineering to Nogales Arizona. We were given 12 month notices of layoffs, with $20K bonuses if we stayed the entire 12 months to help the transition.

  112. No notice by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    I'd give no notice. Just quit one day. Employers do the same shit to us. Why should employees treat employers any better than they are treated?

  113. Depends by WaxParadigm · · Score: 1

    I'm seeing a lot of "give them two weeks notice or you'll get screwed" type posts.

    I just watched someone senior and technical (and valuable) do a multi-year transition into retirement. He was not the kind of guy to give only 2 weeks notice, but also his management was not the type to screw him over. Everyone won. It was really neat to be near such a smooth/amiacable changing of the guard.

    There are surely plenty of cases where people get screwed.

    Gauge how valuable you really are...and how much mutual respect/trust exists in the employment relationship. Act accordingly.

    A few posts seem to strike a safe balance: Give notice when you're willing/able to be gone (not before) but be willing to stick around for transition. I assume the fellow in the case I'm familiar with would have been more than OK (financially) leaving years earlier (so technically gave notice when ready to leave), but the transition happened because it was mutually-beneficial. He was able to ease into retirement (longer and more-frequent vacations, maybe shorter work weeks) and they were able to ease into not having him around. Neither party tried to screw the other in any way.

  114. 2 weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The right time is 2 weeks before.
    You don't owe them anything .

  115. That depends by BaldricksGhost · · Score: 1

    As someone who recently retired, let me offer my opinion.

    You know the history of your employer. If there is a chance that they will do something that will adversely affect you as soon as they get your notice, give only as much notice as required in any policy manual, contract, etc.

    However, many employers aren't so shitty that they are going to do something like this. In that case, give them as much notice as is reasonable. One to three months is pretty good. I would not give notice more than six months in advance. However, informal conversations about future plans are probably OK.

    In my case, I had already made succession plans and had written documents that covered how to do certain tasks, who to call for certain issues, etc. Once you give your notice you need to kick this into high gear.

    My retirement was unexpected because I stumbled into a better offer from another employer. I gave my former employer just over a month's notice. However, I did also let my former employer know that I would be willing to help them with the transition, and would even consult if necessary to get them through the transition. We are six months from my retirement and they still have not found a replacement and I am still fielding calls/emails from them.

    If you have a pension, defined benefit plan, etc. you should talk with the pension plan folks to determine how much notice you have to give them before your benefits start should you be dependent on those benefits. Even if you start another job it may be weeks before you get your first check and you don't want to wipe out your savings trying to pay the bills till things start. Don't forget your COBRA benefits, life insurance, etc. factored into your plans. All those costs add up.

    Best of luck. Nothing felt as good as when I got my first retirement check and I knew I was going to get one of those every month for the rest of my life.

  116. I did the same last May ... by Old97 · · Score: 1

    I gave my employer 4 1/2 months notice, but there are some caveats. 1) I trusted my boss who fully understood my importance to the organization. 2) His new boss I didn't trust as much though I've known him a few years. He just go promoted by a Trumpian executive and was eager to please. That guy's boss (the Trumpian) I did not trust a lick. He was fairly new and may not have understood or appreciated what I did. He thought he invented everything himself. 3) However, our HR department bends over backwards to avoid lawsuits and bad publicity so he'd have a problem if he didn't honor my notice. 4) In any case, when I gave my notice I was prepared financially to leave right then. I was better off leaving on my preferred date, but I knew it would not be a disaster if I left right then. They fully honored my date and I worked with a number of folks assigned to take on my work. All of the bosses in the chain appreciated the heads up and my willingness to organize and prune my documentation and work with the people who would inherit my work. The company you are retiring from probably cares about its image and does not want you bad mouthing them once you leave. You are doing them a favor after all. Notice is rarely mandatory.

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  117. documentation by brausch · · Score: 1

    I was in a similar situation. I spent some time over a period of a couple of years making sure that every possible process was documented. When the time came for me to leave, I gave them a few weeks notice and it all turned out fine. I did get two phone calls in the weeks after I left, but that was it.

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  118. When Is the Right Time To Discuss Retirement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one suggestion... decide when you're comfortable retiring and let them know at that time, giving them the 6 months (or whatever you decide) notice. should they decide that it's time for your retirement right then, you haven't lost anything and the onus is on them for now putting themselves in a bind.

  119. Be honest. Say you want to retire. by sugar+and+acid · · Score: 1

    Be honest and say you want to retire. And give a time frame. What a sensible employer will do is negotiate a change over period where a new person to the role is trained and information passed on.

    Had a similar situation where an engineer was retiring, who had basically designed all the electronics in all our products. Did the above, hired a good engineer and planned a 6 months cross training period. We in the end only got 3 months as the guy decided to retire even earlier, but those 3 months were invaluable.

  120. Glad I'm not an American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm from Europe and I retired at my 57th birthday, just like everybody else around here,and my boss knew the exact day for the last 40 years and I get 5/6th of my last paycheck as pension.

    I would have had to give notice if I _didn't_ want to retire at 57, until my 60th birthday, but I wouldn't have gotten a cent more pension, that's why only people with a house dragon as wife chose that option.

  121. Interchangeable by shayd2 · · Score: 1
    Since all coders are interchangeable (as viewed from the corner office,) there is nothing for you to worry about

    .

    I'd start with HR 3 months before leave date. You need to get URLs and passwords for all your accounts that are auto-linked now

  122. You do you brother. by Dishevel · · Score: 1

    The most important thing, in the end, is that you stay you.
    It sounds like you have some pride in the fact that you do the right thing.

    It seems like you are not confused as to what the right thing to do is, just, "Should you do the right thing this time".

    The answer to that is yes. You should always do the right thing.

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  123. Two weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two weeks. Your employer doesn't give a fuck about you.

  124. What I did by I75BJC · · Score: 1

    I knew that I would retire the year before I actually retired. The normal notice for a person in my position was 2 weeks. I intended to give a 2-4 week notice. The company started layoffs during the year that I planned to retire and "my" department was affected. I gave notice that was 2 months in advance in hopes that another employee would be spared the layoff. My supervisor liked me and didn't take any actions against. I liked my co-workers and didn't want to hose them. The company as a whole treated me well. For me, it worked out. YMMV!

  125. Two weeks ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... and get the fuck out of there.

    Provide telephone (not email) support for two weeks after, then cut the cord.

    Don't ever go back.

    Don't ever look back.

    Don't connect with former bosses or coworkers on social media.

    Look forward and do the shit you like to do.

    You'll love it.

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  126. Transparency is best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an employer. I have a couple of folks in your situation. The best bet is to be transparent and to collaborate on your safe and gradual
    exit strategy. This will be best for all parties.

    I assume you have a good relationship with your peers and management in your workplace. If you work in a toxic place, then I don't know how to help you.

    If you are on good terms with everyone, just book a meeting and discuss your retirement objectives. Work out a plan collatoratively. Help them find
    someone new to do the work. Consider reducing the number of work days from 5 to 4 or 3 per week (with commensurate reduction in pay). An abrupt
    retirement may not be the best thing for your own mental or physical health, and may not be the easiest transition for your employer either - so a
    gradual phase out could be a good compromise. (I have someone doing just that right now).

    Don't take the "stick it to the man" comments here too seriously - Slashdot caters to a very biased demographic. Be professional, respectful and
    helpful, and more than likely that's what you'll get in return.

  127. Here's a simple question by taustin · · Score: 1

    If you're worried that they'll let you go early if you give them six months notice, why do you care what happens to them if you only give two weeks?

    A coworker in a similar position gave a year's notice, and we were almost ready when he finally left.

  128. Wanna protégé? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm dying to get a break...

    Are you interested in training me over the next two or three years?

  129. Retirement ? by techfilz · · Score: 1

    Jeez, what happened to /. that we are having a lengthy discussion about retiring ? Having said that (and I am 'only' in my 50's) I think most of us can out think and out program the kids at work nowadays.

  130. never by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Do not retire until you drop dead. Serioisly, there is no life outside job. You will be bored to death if you retire.

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  131. who is going to pay your bills? by aod7br7932 · · Score: 1

    who is going to pay your bills?

  132. Pick a date you are good with being done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pick a date you are good with being done, or shown the door, and don't tell them until then. At that point, give them a 6 month notice, if it suits you, but expect they won't have a replacement ready for you to do knowledge transfer or even hired. That is their problem, not yours. You only problem is not tipping your hand until you are ready to be retired (or canned, should a stupid manager feel you aren't necessary).

  133. They should already know by quetwo · · Score: 1

    Any manager worth their weight should have a general idea of when you are close to retirement. I have the personnel files, and I know what official age you are set, the only thing that is the X factor is the amount of money you've saved up, and if you are waiting for a spouse to retire as well. My employees started telling me unofficially that they planned to retire within a year or so, and about 6 months out, they told me in writing what day they were looking to do it. It gave me time to put my plans together and make sure they had a good transition from their normal workload to nothing over that amount of time. It also let me put the plans in motion to hire replacements and ge them up to speed.

    Less than 6 months will put more strain on the team. The larger the team, the less impact. If you care about those things (you do usually work with people you at least care about a little), then give more time. If you don't care, usually the worst laws in the US require only a few weeks notice.

    I've heard of stories that people terminate people who are set to retire early, but I've never found a real case of that happening. If you've made it that far, and you give them a reasonable timeline (6 months), most people will go into the "wait it out" mode if they were planning on terminating you anyway.

    1. Re:They should already know by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      Any manager worth their weight should have a general idea of when you are close to retirement. I have the personnel files, and I know what official age you are set, the only thing that is the X factor is the amount of money you've saved up, and if you are waiting for a spouse to retire as well.

      You are owed ZERO. This is all business. The party that has leverage in the situation is the party that can do anything they like and you can do NOTHING about it. It's all in your little management and business text books you studied. That's how you treat us and you get treated the same way in kind. It's all business, nothing personal, just like you tell everyone else. It's fun when the tables are turned isn't it? Yet you attempt to assert like you are something important in the grand scheme of a retiree's life. You are nothing.

      --
      We'll make great pets
    2. Re:They should already know by quetwo · · Score: 1

      God, you must be a joy to work with. Did you kick a puppy on your way to work as well?

      There are situations where people care about their work, and the people they spend a majority of their life with. Even though I work for a large, bureaucratic organization, there are things I can do for my employees to make their lives better. They know this, and return the favor when they can. It's a two way street.

  134. Contract by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    Retire with two weeks notice and offer being pulled back as a contractor during the transition.

    I've seen it done several times. It gives the employer a way out of a hole with time to hire a replacement and the retiring employee doesn't feel bad about training his or her replacement. It gives the retiree a soft landing (E.G. 50% work for a while).

    It will end fairly soon because the employer is financially motivated to stop paying the contractor fees.

    --
    I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
  135. Who cares by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    If you're retiring and you have the financial means to take care of yourself, you can retire any way you like. You've achieved freedom and it's time to exercise that freedom ASAP because you're not getting any younger.

    The only reason that I would consider the employer is in the situation whereby how you retire might affect someone in your social circle that you genuinely care about their well-being. Retire in any fashion you deem makes sense based on your own values and considerations. You don't owe your employer ANYTHING.

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    We'll make great pets
  136. self care is #1 by skelley · · Score: 1

    you should definitely have everything you need from them (financially, health care, etc) in hand before discussing. assume they will ask you to leave immediately. if they don't and you are able to give them the time, I think it is a classy move to help them out. but that should not mean do a bunch of crap you don't want to do (like perhaps onerous documentation). you could offer to be a consultant for a time if they need to use you.

  137. I plan to retire and keep working by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    To begin with, I was planning to retire next year after my 65th birthday and the boss was okay with that. Then he comes back and says that as long as I keep working he will pay for my Medicare supplement insurance. So I agreed to work full time until I'm 66.

    After that I can work for the company part time doing some of the easier jobs. It's something to keep me busy and earn some extra money. The boss already gives me all the easy jobs we have available, so it's not really going to be much different except I'll be working about 6 months a year and they'll be months of my choosing.

    By March 2019 I will be working part time, living in a house that's paid off, and enjoying much more time at home working in the garden. Social Security + 401K + part time income = something I can enjoy.

  138. It depends on your manager - and your company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I retired three years ago from a major computer corporation. The decision was made December to leave in July when a batch of options vested. I gave myself a some time to be "really sure" and then unofficially told my manager of my plans in January. I felt comfortable doing this because he was a good person with whom I'd built up a number of years of mutual trust. Note that the higher management and HR department were not generally considered very nice people. I didn't officially pull the plug I was sure they couldn't screw me out of the stock.

    The good thing about about telling immediate management is that you can work with him to transition your work to other people and leave with a clean desk and conscience. I still feel good about doing that way.

    However, if he'd been a rat bastard I would have kept it quiet until there was nothing he could do to me and then left without a backwards glance.
           

  139. They don't need you by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    I don't mean it like that.

    I'm a business owner. About five years ago, my senior employee and I split. Lifestyles changed, we went in different ways.

    He felt as you do. He didn't want to leave me stranded. So he offered to keep working on one major project that was his baby. I let him because, well, it was his baby and I didn't want to suddenly take it away from him.

    After about three months, we sat down and he said "you know, at some point, you're going to need to do it without me". I of course said "I was just waiting for you to be ready to give it up. today's the day".

    The truth is, I'm a business owner. I can deal with whatever comes. I didn't rest my entire business on his shoulders. I'm the business owner. So, plus or minus a short bit of shuffling or suffering, I can handle it without him.

    Your employer is the same way, I promise. They didn't rest the entire business, and their livelihood, and their family's mortgage, and everyone else who works there, all on your shoulders. They either have a backup plan in case you leave (or that truck thing), or they plan to figure out when it happens, or maybe they just plan to drop that client/project altogether.

    Every business owner has a succession plan, and an emergency plan, good or bad, stated or secret, obvious or hidden. Their business is not your responsibility. If it were, you'd have equity. . . and a requirement of sufficient notice in a written agreement.

    Do what works for you. Be nice about it. Tell them your intentions. Don't worry about hurting them. They won't get hurt.

    It's just business. I promise.

  140. I don't understand your question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gosh, when I got to 60 I pretty much was doing what I wanted to do. Apparently ? you're life hasn't been as fortunate as mine. So, you "want" to be a nice guy, but you don't want to get screwed. OK, I understand that. What I don't understand is why what your old (if you call an employer of 5 years old) employer does matters to you. You're not going to suddenly add 25% to your savings are you? How about 10%? So, why does the date of your retirement matter so much? Sounds to me its a control issue. Poor baby! You'll learn (since you haven't yet, apparently) that life is full of times when you're just NOT in control. In this case, you have the control over when you announce your retirement but not what their response will be. Gosh, like that's NOT always the case? You can control other's reactions? I don't think so. My advice: let it go. (You'll have to anyway, it's retirement, not a vacation). If you're not ready to let it go, you're not ready to retire. When you're ready, then tell your employer and work out a plan that meets both your and their needs and expectations. Its called an adult-adult transaction. You seem to believe that you will know way ahead of time how you will feel (assuming finances or Social Security (62) or Medicare (65) aren't huge considerations) 6 or more months from now. Good luck with that. It never worked for me. I have enough trouble figuring out how I feel now, let alone guessing where I'll be in 6 months or a year. Things change, Man plans and the gods laugh, etc. My advice is when you're ready, then pull the plug. (but believing you're in control is delusional)

  141. Depends on your relations with coworkers and comp by Fencepost · · Score: 1

    Treat them as you'd hope and expect they'd treat you. Remember that you're dealing with your coworkers not just the company.

    If you don't really care about the company or coworkers, or if you're easily replaceable, give standard notice. If nobody's noticed that you're creeping up on retirement, not your problem.

    If you're a small cog in a big machine but you're in a great group, discuss it informally with your boss so it's not a surprise and so you're not going to be the key irreplaceable person on a project when the time comes. HR really only needs to know when they get a request from your boss to hire another person - and ideally that person isn't really YOUR replacement but a replacement for someone else in your department who became your replacement. Albert trains Bob, then retires. Bob takes on Albert's role, and Charlie gets hired for Bob's old role. Bob's still around to train Charlie as needed.

    If you're not really sure but you have some flexibility and can stick around for a little while, tell them at a point where you're ready to leave but willing to stay - if there's an unwritten policy of walking you out the door, that's fine. If they'd like you to stay for a few months while they find another qualified person and make sure that person's comfortable and will stay, that's fine too.

    Also bear in mind that there are some tipoffs for the company - for example, are you going to stay on the company health plan after you're eligible for Medicare? That's something you'll NEED to talk about with HR because the insurance coverage may not actually allow it. There may also be things that you can only sign up for during your first few months of Medicare eligibility or coverage unless you're willing to wait up to a year for another enrollment period.

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  142. I've been in almost this exact situation by Lothsahn · · Score: 1

    I wasn't getting ready to retire, but move. I gave 9 months notice, then kept open dialog with my employer. They were extremely grateful to have the headsup warning (as I'm a key employee), and actually when it finally came time for me to leave, they said "oh, you think you're leaving?"

    Long story short, I now work from home with a really sweet job where they pay me to fly back to work occasionally (and hang out with my family). I work out of my home the rest of the time where I make good wages from a wealthy job region and live in a low-cost of living area. Imagine living in northern CA but making Silicon Valley wages. I don't even pay to visit my family.

    I made this decision because:
    1) I knew I was a key employee, and the chance that they would actually want me gone was very low AND
    2) I trusted them. I worked for a reasonably small company that knew and valued their employees and treated them well.

    If either #1 or #2 weren't true, I probably would have only provided a 2 week notice. If they had actually laid me off when I first gave notice, it would have royally screwed up my finances at the time.

    I know there's a lot of cynical (and for good reason) people here who said that business is just out for its own interest and you need to watch your own, but I've found that being consistently generous, caring, and selfless has actually gotten me quite far in life. I work for companies who treat me as a person, and I give them my all in return. Given it's the type of person I want to be and the one I feel God is calling me to be, I have no plans to change. It's one of the reasons I refused to work for a behemoth company out of college.

    The best safe plan I've heard, if you're willing to work a little extra, is to wait until you're ready to retire, give them 2 weeks notice and let them know you'd be willing to stay around for 6-9 months to help crosstrain. That way, you either retire when you want or you work a little extra and have a little extra at retirement.

    Good luck and enjoy your retirement!

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    -=Lothsahn=-
  143. Couple months and bundle your shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure all your stuff is wrapped up and documented such that a new guy can take it and get up to speed quickly. Dot your T's and cross your I's but DEFINITELY let them know a month or two (or three) in advance -- set a deadline so they can't just look at it as a "future" thing.

    It has to be soon enough that they take action to get a replacement, but long enough that you don't feel you're leaving them in the lurch. When I went I made sure all my fixes were tested and documented and delivered to source control and that everyone on my team knew what I had been working on just in case something came back that needed tweaking.

    Also make sure they can get hold of you if they need you. It doesn't hurt to provide some free consult if they were good to you. But if you do your resource closure properly you shouldn't have to.

  144. Why ask questions you know the answer to? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    "The usual notice time is two weeks"

  145. Re: I did when I was able to go out on my own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From where I'm standing, he looks more successful than you. Doctor, heal thyself.

  146. How much notice would you get for a layoff? by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Consider a likely answer, and don't worry about giving a much longer notice. The usual practice in the corporate world is kind of depressing. On the other hand, say you are working in a family style business that would likely share plans with you far in advance. Then you can do likewise, and perhaps they will sometimes call you for a consultation and a chance to earn some extra cash after official retirement.

  147. Here's how I would play it... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    Before you say anything to your employer make sure you have enough money put away that you can walk out the door if they decide not to retain you. I would also put out some feelers to other places about part time contract work. Your current employer might give you that option but they might not. If they don't you have something to fall back on.

    As others have noted, going from 40 hours a week to 0 hours a week is a big change. It's not just about money it's about having a routine, workplace friendships, having goals and accomplishments, etc. Maybe you can find all of those things outside the workplace and if you can then God bless you. But for some there might be an empty feeling. Tapering down to 15-20 hours a week might be good. Or even taking full time contract positions for 3 months and then take 3 months off. Lots of options.

    I'm kind of in the camp where if your employer treated you right then you should give them some notice when you retire. It doesn't have to be a whole year but maybe 3-6 months would feel right. If it where me I would give them enough notice to train a replacement. If they decide not to retain you to train your replacement then big deal. You can move on to a contract gig or just ride off into the sunset. Either way you have a clear conscience.

  148. Based on the advice of a family friend... by shellster_dude · · Score: 1

    I know a dude that was apparently an shit-hot COBOL programmer back in the day. He retired, but gave the company a lot of notice and was generally not a dick (unlike a lot of the idiots in this comments thread). He told them they could hire him as a consultant/SME from time to time if they needed it. He's been retired for 15+ years, and they still call him up every couple years. He charges 3 to 4 times his former salary, does one or two month gigs for them, every couple of years, and makes a killing.

  149. Do unto others... as they would do to you! by Picodon · · Score: 1

    I’d give my employer the same notice as they would give employees being laid off. Usually, that’s no more than a few hours (unless your employment contract requires longer notice, of course; in any case, I would give exactly the strict minimum).

    Of course, circumstances vary. So, if you are in a tiny business with a good and meaningful relationship with all other employees (including owners and management), with a high level of trust such that you feel confident that they would never treat you in the typical way (“pack your stuff and be out within the hour”), then by all means, treat them nicely (like it’s been before). But since you are ending your question with “but I don't want to be let go before I'm ready to go, either”, then it’s quite obvious that you are in a typical company, and the rule of the strict legal minimum applies.

    I suppose that it could be nice (and astute) of you not to make plans for a trip around the world starting the next day. That way, if they really need you to stay longer, they are free to beg and offer you some satisfying money for you to do them a big favour. After all, why train your replacement for less?

    By itself, that’s not mean. That’s simply the way businesses operate. They are your trading partner, and wise businesses don’t give any unnecessary leverage to their trading partners (suppliers or clients).

  150. Same day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For Silicon Valley tech companies, which are in a "right to work" state, I'd recommend notifying for retirement on your last day. No reason to give these guys a heads up to cut you out of health plans or other things that are done by many of these shady publicly traded tech companies.

    ZIP

  151. I'm about three years away and the company knows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the calendar I have just over 1,100 days left. But using timeanddate,com, subtracting out weekends and holidays and also accrued vacation each year leaves 650 days at work, which I always point out is not the same as "work days". :-)

    I built most of the IT security systems, processes and procedures and like all companies we've had a large amount of turnover. We're also in a highly regulated industry. Where the company used to think they could have people for ten years or more it's now two to three years because of the huge IT security personnel shortage. Other departments have multiple 40+ year employees but not IT Security. Two to three years is now the norm.

    I have no plans on leaving earlier but will if the "right thing" turns up and I'll finish our my career at that place. But to be fair to my 10-year employer, and it is a good place to work, I'm letting them know they need to start the transitions and as a previous poster noted, you just have to back away from some things so other people are forced to learn. If the company is not supportive of that, it's their problem not mine.

  152. On the way to Tahiti. by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Don't tell them shit until you're on the departing flight. Make sure you use up all your sick days and vacation time first, too.

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  154. Your employer is already planning to lay you off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are near retirement age, your employer is already scheming to lay you off. My spouse literally had a 30th anniversary party along with several other employees, and the next day, half of them were laid off. They've figured out just how generous the package has to be, so that you'll voluntarily sign the agreement not to sue them for age discrimination, in return for some additional employment weeks, then some additional benefit weeks, and transition services in case you'd like to look for another job. And they'll have cake & a party too, just to keep up morale at the company for the young folks who'll be doing what used to be your work for half the price. They'll say that they're trying to get budget to take you on part-time, but it won't be happening.

    Don't be a sucker. Give them notice the first day that you'd be willing to walk out the door and never look back. If they want to have you around for a transition period, they should pay what _you_ think is fair, and don't let them keep you going indefinitely. Once you state that you're leaving, they won't be lifting a finger or a dollar to keep you, as raises are given for those who are still pretending to be loyal beagles.

  155. Depends.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends on several things. 1, is your employer decent? Your loyalty to them suggests you think they are, but have a look at other people's experiences. If you know people who recently retired from them, have a chat and see what their experience was like. If your post is going to be that hard for them to fill, there's little danger they'll get rid of you on the spot.

    Perhaps the best approach might be to wait till you're about ready to retire but could stand to work for a few more months if asked, then tell them you're retiring, but would be willing to continue on for up to X months or until they find a replacement. If you're that fond of the company you could also volunteer to help them with the recruitment process, so that you know you're leaving your work in safe hands.

  156. you are soooooo important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha, good one.
    People who think they're too important to lose need to be hit by a bus to show them how much no one cares.

    It just lengthens the time it takes to replace you. Even then only slightly Moses.

  157. As Sameer Nagheenanajar said.. by Rexdude · · Score: 1

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  158. I did this a few years back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Similar situation, I was the only dev for a redundant discontinued software product that my employer had invested heavily in. I told them 2 years in advance that I was out the door at 65. So we worked together to move some of the apps I had built to other platforms and we successfully got rid of most of the apps. But the ones that were left were the biggest most mission critical apps that were essential to running the business.

    I was asked if I would consider supporting those remaining apps after I retired on the basis of being a contractor instead of an employee and I agreed subject to various conditions like I could go on extended holidays and could fit the work around my retirement plans to suit myself. It was also financially quite rewarding.

    We have been doing this for the two years since I retired and it works for both parties. They have plans to replace the last remaining applications in the next year. I get emails with various requests and I can tell which ones are "urgent" and which ones can get done after the fishing. I've had a couple of really long holidays overseas and they know that however bad the problem is that they only have to wait x weeks until I'm back. I do around 12 hours a month.

    It hasn't been viable to train anyone else as there are no training courses and the applications left are very complex but reliable.

    The extra money has paid for updates to phones, laptops etc. Because it is run as business I can claim for the house phones and internet, proportion of the power and insurance so it has been financially advantageous and make our money stretch that much further.

    Finally there is another payoff. It keeps my brain in shape. I do not miss working and think everyone should retire before they are too old or unwell to work any longer but it doesn't always have to be an either/or situation. Good Luck!

  159. Re:No good deed goes unpunished by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    I know a CEO (we fly together weekly) that wrote in his contract that he can use all his vacation time at the same time. That said, he gave 12 months notice, and said that he's going to use his 6 months of saved PTO in a row, so he goes on vacation in May, comes back for a week in November, and then retires. Pretty sweet deal!

    That's handy advice if you're a CEO, perhaps not so much otherwise.

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    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  160. My plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use to dream about a nice beach front home, then a lake front or river.

    Now my plan is premium body bag and perhaps a nice water filled ditch to call home....

  161. Financial consultant first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speak with a financial consultant first and review your current social security benefits status. There's a sweet spot for maximizing your S.S. benefits payout and not be penalized.

  162. I had this conversation a year ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When asked about my retirement plan I could have retired that day (some days I want to most I don't). So having that confidence I told them I'd commit to 6 months notice. So far so good, they are not nervous about me leaving and I seem to be being evaluated and managed as if nothing is amiss.

  163. The Contractor Option by herbierobinson · · Score: 1

    As many others have posted, I wouldn't mention it until you are ready financially (you can never be sure they won't hustle you out the door). Then talk to your management about picking a date and transition plan. Several of my co-workers have retired and had plans where they shortened their work hours as the date approached and then set up a contracting arrangement for after the official retirement date. One of them has been gone for several years, now, and I still get e-mails from him when he gets a job to do (he moved after retirement and telecommutes).

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  164. How do you expect them to take it? by talldean · · Score: 1

    I'm 40, but have already given my employer a 3-5 year heads up on retirement. (I'm lucky, and have a lot of focus on that goal.)

    It's changed the dynamic, where high-stress things land on my lap at work far less often now. Since they know I could leave now... I get slightly better treatment, at least in those edge cases that would normally make me like my job less.

    If you think your employer might let you go for giving them advance notice, stay quiet.
    If you think there's no chance they'd let you go early, tell them now.
    Otherwise, it took them six months to find *you*, so give them six months notice, and you've minimized risk while retiring with a clean conscience.

  165. Dad Nailed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He used to say: "Take your hand out of a bucket of water. The dent that is left is how much your employer misses you."

    No matter how good you are, there are others that can perform your job. Even if it isn't as competently as you, who cares? Not the company! The company structure is explicitly designed to reduce or remove dependency upon individuals.

  166. Give them 3 weeks by technomom · · Score: 1

    That's what I did. It is up to the company to provide backup for you. It is up to you to look after your own needs. Three weeks is more than enough time for them to get started on a replacement and is considered reasonable for any profession. Don't be sentimental about a job. It's a job, not your life. Corporations are not sentimental about you.

  167. Re:No good deed goes unpunished by shaitand · · Score: 1

    "That's handy advice if you're a CEO, perhaps not so much otherwise."

    True, but it is possible to negotiate more around these benefits at many companies than people typically realize. Converting from contract to FTE, they will initially say no but often it is possible to negotiate having your time on contract counted toward your time with the company. Often most things around vacation can be negotiated, starting with more time, haggling over how things work in the first year, etc.