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Mark Zuckerberg: Tim Cook is 'Extremely Glib' (fastcompany.com)

A week after Apple CEO Cook said "some well-crafted regulation is necessary " in light of the Facebook-Cambridge Analytica scandal and that Apple was better off than Facebook because it doesn't sell user data to advertisers, Facebook's CEO has struck back. In an interview published on Monday, he said: "You know, I find that argument, that if you're not paying that somehow we can't care about you, to be extremely glib. And not at all aligned with the truth. The reality here is that if you want to build a service that helps connect everyone in the world, then there are a lot of people who can't afford to pay. And therefore, as with a lot of media, having an advertising-supported model is the only rational model that can support building this service to reach people . . . I don't at all think that means that we don't care about people. To the contrary, I think it's important that we don't all get Stockholm syndrome, and let the companies that work hard to charge you more convince you that they actually care more about you. Because that sounds ridiculous to me."

326 comments

  1. LOL by lexlthr · · Score: 5, Funny

    LOL - who is /. going to pick in this fight - they hate them both but have to pick a side.

    1. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My less than one year old macbook pro has usb-c ports that are wearing out and a keyboard that sounds like I spilled soda all over it a week ago. I'll get back to you when I find out how much Apple 'cares' about me.

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    2. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have Apple on my Facebook Feed. The idea that this group is somehow not full of corporate whores is way, way, more LOL.

    3. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, at least with Apple that's pretty much your problem not everybody's problem like FB is. The decision to have only a single USB-C port for both devices and charging on some of those computers is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard of. It's going to get a ton of wear and tear because it's not just peripherals that get plugged in, but the charger as well.

    4. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Yup, and that is pretty much the port that is worn out already. The thing that gets me is, I thought durability was one of the selling points of USB-C?? I plug my android phone in every day with micro-usb and it is showing no signs of wear.

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    5. Re:LOL by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Did you spill soda on your keyboard a week ago?
      Have you asked Apple about your usb-c port?

      Sometimes the big evil corporation will be happy to help, and may fix things even if it past its service, just so people stay happy with their products.

      Apple knows its hold on us, is tentative. Now if you are abusing the equipment you may not get as much love, but if you using it normally and things are not working, they may (depending on the situation) fix it.

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    6. Re:LOL by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At least in your case...

      1) 1-year AppleCare comes standard, so you can take your MBP to the nearest store (or ship it back) and demand a fix or a new one depending on what broke (esp. if the USB-C ports are worn-out.)

      2) I don't think Cook claimed to 'care' (could be wrong), it was Zuck who claims to care (which is technically true - he cares greatly that all the data you feed his site be accurate and correct.)

      Meanwhile, with FB, your shit's already sold-off to every spammer and his dog, so there's bugger-all you can do about it once you feed it your data and/or use it.

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    7. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Even if they do fix it, how will they give me an assurance that they aren't simply using the same poor quality components that will fail as soon as my warranty is over? Fixing it right now is simply not enough 'caring' for me. I need to know it will be good for the life of the laptop.

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    8. Re:LOL by RevDobbs · · Score: 1

      tenuous

    9. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      1) see response above

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    10. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the life of the laptop is however long you purchased apple care for
      if you're claiming ignorance it's your own fault for making that large a purchase with no research

    11. Re: LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are both assholes, both wrong.

      Apple gouges like nobodies business, the dongles for the latest MacBook are clear evidence of that.

      Facebook is not some charity organization trying to connect the world, they are monitizing the social activity in the world. As a user you get what you could get from any social site, and a handful of Facebook owners get obscenely rich.

    12. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      holy shit
      I mean I see people ragging on this dude all the time but
      holy shit

    13. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      I didn't pay for it, fortunately. I just find it sad that a macbook does so badly for longevity. I have never had a USB port wear out. So much of the case for buying a macbook seems to be 'it holds its value and you can sell it later'. Well, not this one.

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    14. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg it's creamer...

    15. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      And my research went like this:
      "We need you to write an iphone app for us"
      Ok, what laptop can I buy to develop an ios app?

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    16. Re:LOL by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      How can you say that with any hardware vendor?
      Back in the 1990's and early 2000's I did a lot of work with Sun Micosystems products. Compared to many of the other PC's and other hardware makers, their products had wonderful build quality to them, down to the smooth beveled metal blockers to close off unused expansion ports. That said, they would have a product with a defect, or a part that wore out faster then it should. Then it brought up the question, did Sun start using cheap products, and if I replace it, will it be any better or did I just get a bad batch.

      The answer was always 50/50 Some things were just cost saving features, which we needed to live with, and other was just due to a manufacturing mistake.

      That USB-C may not had been installed correctly, thus causing extra strain where it shouldn't have happened. And a replacement may outlive the usefulness of the device. Or Apple is just making cheap USB-C.
      I don't know I havn't had a new Apple Laptop in about a decade now. So I havn't been paying attention to the quality of the USB-C connectors.

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    17. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Well I guess I have been sold on the fact that Macbooks are insanely expensive because of the build quality.

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    18. Re:LOL by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Sigh, he was playing with words: "AppleCare" how much would "apple" "care" for him ...

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    19. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Funny I've never plugged one cable into my laptop and said to myself, "SIGH I wish I didn't have to plug in this SECOND cable". Besides, the ports should be durable enough to handle it.

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    20. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ports on Macbook Pros are actually Thunderbolt 3 which is superior to USB-C. Get a clue.

    21. Re:LOL by tbuddy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think you got a lemon port somehow. This is not typical and expecting your replacement to be junk is superstition on your end. The ports are by no means cheap in quality or cost. Get it replaced and stop making your personal laptop experience that is a fluke or fabrication part of this. Back to Facebook and CEO's going at each other.

    22. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Then why does Apple want to sell me so many USB-C adapters?

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    23. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      And if you're wrong? I'm the only one that loses.

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    24. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      For me, paying $4K for a laptop was insane, granted that was 3 years Applecare, but the top of the line non-Apple laptop on Bestbuy isn't even half the price as this one. As I said before, I'm glad it wasn't my money. I'd still be kicking myself.

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    25. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >The decision to have only a single USB-C port for both devices and charging on some of those computers is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard of.

      And that's why you're a PC Technician at Best Buy and not an engineer at Apple.

      Having charging through the monitor cable is the best thing they could have done. Now when you get home you only have to plug in one cable.

      Not when that one cable has about a 1 mm engagement. It is EXTREMELY easy for it to get disconnected, unless it's on a table, and sitting VERY still. I know why they no longer call them "laptops". They're not meant to be put where they can move around.

      So, actually, YOU are the dumbass. Along with the idiot who designed USB-C to have such a shallow engagement.

    26. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new I.T. closet cleaner overlord.

    27. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me, paying $4K for a laptop was insane, granted that was 3 years Applecare, but the top of the line non-Apple laptop on Bestbuy isn't even half the price as this one. As I said before, I'm glad it wasn't my money. I'd still be kicking myself.

      And having bought both, I can tell you the non-Apple laptop did NOT have the same specs. What he said was right - if you spec them exactly alike (or as exactly alike as you can get), the price difference will usually be less than 10%.Yes, the Apple will be more, but it's not that big a difference.

      Back in 2006, when I bought my Mac Pro desktop for $3500 or so, an equivalent Dell was actually over $4K. Now, right after the Mac Pro came out, their price dropped to match Apple. Funny how that happened.

    28. Re: LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuckerberg need to shut up and eat the shit he derserves.

      There is no comparison at this point.

    29. Re:LOL by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      how will they give me an assurance that they aren't simply using the same poor quality components that will fail as soon as my warranty is over?

      The lifespan of components falls on a bell curve. So far, other than the keyboard (I don't expect soda persistence), we have one data point on USB-C ports. We have no reason to assume the new USB-C ports won't last for a long time. Now, if it was a pattern repeated among a significant percentage of their customers, then you would have a point (although Apple would probably also switch suppliers, so that would be your assurance.)

      But, if you don't want to risk it, I need a new laptop. Wanna sell it cheap? After all, the USB-C ports and keyboard are probably going to fail in another 10 months, even if they're replaced under warrantee.

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    30. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you won't get it fixed because you're worried the fix won't be good enough. How about getting it fixed (likely for free) and I dunno....see how good the fix is? Instead of sitting around complaining and doing nothing about it? You get no sympathy.

    31. Re: LOL by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      You Apple fanbois are insane. The lifetime of the laptop should be at least 5 years especially at the amount of money Apple charge.

    32. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I find it hard to believe that best buy does not sell a laptop as capable as a Macbook.

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    33. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Yet there are a lot of complaints out there about lose USB-C ports.

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    34. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can have more than one USB-C port and still have the OPTION to charge through the monitor cable. It's not an either/or choice, no matter how much Tim Cuck's sycophants think it is.

    35. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also means that when that one port wears out you have to either replace it or get a new computer. Neither of which are cheap.

      Plus it means that you have to carry around a hub if you need to plug in something while charging.

      It's a really. Dumb design that only an Apple engineer would think to do because everybody else would know that it's stupid.

    36. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      The thing is, I could buy that if it wasn't the port that I use the most for the power cord..... or if there weren't a lot of other people on the internet complaining about the same issue.

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    37. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does this improve that? You plug the power cable in based on the battery. If you're low on power you plug it in no matter what. Because of this boneheaded design you get to plug in a hub and the charger and that second device in order to avoid having a second port.

      It's a dumb idea and I can't imagine why people keep bending over backwards as Apple does these anti-consumer things.

    38. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So I get my macbook back with a new port and it works well.... how exactly do I test it for durability after two years of use?

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    39. Re:LOL by Wraithlyn · · Score: 0

      I'm typing this on a 2011 Macbook Air. It's as good as the day I bought it, and has seen heavy daily usage. (I did replace the battery after 6 years)

      I'm not a fan of all the ports they dropped on the newer models tho :/

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    40. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 0

      Starting with the 'mag connector' it has been fairly clear to me for some time now that Apple makes their laptops to be set down on a clean desk, plugged in, and left in place most of the time. If you try to move them around, power cords come out etc and it is very annoying.

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    41. Re:LOL by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      or if there weren't a lot of other people on the internet complaining about the same issue

      Keep in mind the Hatorade Distortion Field that blows the smallest molehill into the biggest mountain if Apple is involved. Or the awesomely named Bendghazi, where Apple was able to find all of....six people with bent iPhone 6's. Samsung - the head company of "don't hold it wrong" phones, see link above - made a phone that shattered rather than bent under the same pressure and no one cared.

    42. Re: LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, 'don't hold it wrong' was Blow Job's line. He represented the fruity conpany.

    43. Re: LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have a laptop with 2880x1800 resolution? That's a big reason why the MBPs are so expensive.

    44. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me, your situation sounds like like a pretty damn classic free market incentive. They sold you a shit computer, so you're probably not going to buy more shit comptuers from them. Your money really is the reward, and hell yes they want it, and they're not going to get it unless they can persuade you that their computers aren't shit anymore.

      You have the power.

      Now compare that how Facebook works. What money might you withhold from them? Unless you happen to buy advertising, it's none. You're nearly powerless. Now, maybe they might miss you, if you block their website so that resource requests (e.g. Like buttons) can't track you anymore, and perhaps that's worth a few dollars a year to Facebook. But that isn't anywhere in the same league of power as what you have with Apple, where the stakes are a kilobuck or two.

      Even from your own example, it's so fucking obvious which company is more accountable to you. The Apple situation is way better. And yes, I'm saying that with the knowledge that Apple sold you a shitty computer.

      BTW, less than year old? You might still be under warranty. There are some ways they can't make your computer less shitty, but there are some ways they can. I bet they can fix the keyboard.

    45. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      My less than one year old macbook pro has usb-c ports that are wearing out and a keyboard that sounds like I spilled soda all over it a week ago. I'll get back to you when I find out how much Apple 'cares' about me.

      Well, the USB-C ports wouldn't be wearing out if you didn't have your cat hang by the cables, and yank them out obliquely like weeds.

      And your keyboard wouldn't sound like you spilled soda all over it a week ago, if you, er, hadn't poured soda all over it a week ago.

    46. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Well, at least with Apple that's pretty much your problem not everybody's problem like FB is. The decision to have only a single USB-C port for both devices and charging on some of those computers is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard of. It's going to get a ton of wear and tear because it's not just peripherals that get plugged in, but the charger as well.

      If it is the 15" MacBook Pro, it has FOUR identical USB-C Ports, and even if we're talking about a 13" MBP, it has TWO identical USB-C Ports. SURELY another one hasn't "worn out" yet...

    47. Re:LOL by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Didn't realize that. I wonder if they're switching suppliers or methodologies. Seems like a reasonable thing to ask.

      Was the USB-C port loose, or non-responsive?

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    48. Re:LOL by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Well of course you like your MacBook Air. It's the best laptop Apple has ever made.

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    49. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Yup, and that is pretty much the port that is worn out already. The thing that gets me is, I thought durability was one of the selling points of USB-C?? I plug my android phone in every day with micro-usb and it is showing no signs of wear.

      That's likely what the connector salesman told Apple, HP, Microsoft. Acer, Lenovo, etc., about USB-C connectors, too.

      I DO know that Apple doesn't put cheap-shit connectors in their products (because they don't HAVE to); but, since USB-C is a relatively new standard in the wild, perhaps some unanticipated wearout mechanisms in the overall USB-C connector designs are now coming to light.

      If so, that wouldn't be Apple's fault, per se. It would be an industry-wide problem.

      There are also common, fairly prosaic, issues, like an accumulation of LINT in the connector (no fooling!) that make it SEEM like a USB-C port is "wearing out", when it isn't:

      https://forums.oneplus.net/thr...

      Here's another forum poster suggesting a "de-linting" fix:

      https://www.reddit.com/r/Nexus...

      The Spec. is 10,000 insertion/extraction cycles. So you haven't worn out the Connector:

      https://news.ycombinator.com/i...

      More than likely, there is lint that is keeping the connector from being fully-inserted, and thus the spring-clip that holds the "plug" into the "jack" isn't able to actuate.

    50. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Starting with the 'mag connector' it has been fairly clear to me for some time now that Apple makes their laptops to be set down on a clean desk, plugged in, and left in place most of the time. If you try to move them around, power cords come out etc and it is very annoying.

      Really? Mag-Safe doesn't disconnect unless you tug on the cable, because, er, that's what it's SUPPOSED to do.

      USB-C should have even a higher "retention force".

      But then, you bitch about every single thing; so it hardly fucking matters.

    51. Re: LOL by zieroh · · Score: 1

      2018 and you're still using 'fanboi'?

      You must be new here.

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    52. Re: LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Higher resolution that 3840x2560. Why do people think Apple has a monopoly on hi resolution screens (or even the highest resolution screens)

    53. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even if they do fix it, how will they give me an assurance that they aren't simply using the same poor quality components that will fail as soon as my warranty is over? Fixing it right now is simply not enough 'caring' for me. I need to know it will be good for the life of the laptop.

      See, there you go: ASSUMING that the COMPONENT QUALITY is to blame.

      Apple specs the FUCK out of every single component in their products. I know, because my former boss went to work for Fairchild Semiconductor, and they were bidding on some component for one or more of Apple's products. He said he had a new-found appreciation for just how thorough their component qualification process was.

      So, I am almost positive that it isn't a "poor quality components" issue. We're not talking about a Chromebook here. Apple doesn't have to, and doesn't, skimp on component quality, They just. Don't.

      Look for another scapegoat.

    54. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      I think you got a lemon port somehow. This is not typical and expecting your replacement to be junk is superstition on your end. The ports are by no means cheap in quality or cost. Get it replaced and stop making your personal laptop experience that is a fluke or fabrication part of this. Back to Facebook and CEO's going at each other.

      It's more likely LINT in the port. NUMEROUS people mention that being an issue with USB-C connectors in general. And the symptom is that it feels like, and acts like, a worn-out port (poor connector retention, "loose" feeling, sometimes maddeningly intermittent connections), all of which respond to a quick "toothpick" session to remove the accumulated lint.

      Since all USB-C connectors are more or less designed the same, it stands to reason they will all have the same "design flaws".

      And even Apple isn't going to stuff a bunch of belly-button lint into a connector and see if it still works well...

    55. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind the Hatorade Distortion Field [tumblr.com] that blows the smallest molehill into the biggest mountain if Apple is involved.

      Boy, truer words were never spoken!

    56. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      The thing is, I could buy that if it wasn't the port that I use the most for the power cord..... or if there weren't a lot of other people on the internet complaining about the same issue.

      1. Look for the Lint and get back to us.

      2. They are also complaining about the same issue with the USB-C ports on their Nexus phones. Hmmm, no Apple there...

      3. See #1.

    57. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LIAR

      apple gets vendors to price cut each other and then picks the cheapest one.

    58. Re: LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      You Apple fanbois are insane. The lifetime of the laptop should be at least 5 years especially at the amount of money Apple charge.

      And they are.

      My daily driver is a mid 2012 Macbook Pro, and it is basically indistinguishable from new.

    59. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put them both in the Octagon. Then back up the cement truck and fill it in. That's the sort of fight I want to see.

    60. Re:LOL by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      Starting with the 'mag connector' it has been fairly clear to me for some time now that Apple makes their laptops to be set down on a clean desk, plugged in, and left in place most of the time. If you try to move them around, power cords come out etc and it is very annoying.

      I always though the mag connector was one of the genius things that Apple did. I have replaced countless power jacks on laptops over the years because people trip over the cords or pick up a plugged-in laptop and try to drag it away without thinking.

      Since Windows 10 was such a major turd, I had anticipated moving to a Mac when my current laptop wears out, but Apple is working very hard to lose my business. I would never buy a laptop with only one USB port.

    61. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      For me, paying $4K for a laptop was insane, granted that was 3 years Applecare, but the top of the line non-Apple laptop on Bestbuy isn't even half the price as this one. As I said before, I'm glad it wasn't my money. I'd still be kicking myself.

      You have 3 years of AppleCare?

      Then your solution is simple: Get thee to an Apple Store, and STFU!!!

    62. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      For me, paying $4K for a laptop was insane, granted that was 3 years Applecare, but the top of the line non-Apple laptop on Bestbuy isn't even half the price as this one. As I said before, I'm glad it wasn't my money. I'd still be kicking myself.

      You have my permission to kick yourself, anyway!

    63. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Yet there are a lot of complaints out there about lose USB-C ports.

      And almost none of them are for Apple products. You CONVENIENTLY don't mention that...

    64. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      So I get my macbook back with a new port and it works well.... how exactly do I test it for durability after two years of use?

      Same way you would if it was an HP, Lenovo, Acer, Microsoft, etc. USB-C port.

      Answer: You wouldn't. That kind of testing is generally DESTRUCTIVE, and they might not honor the warranty the SECOND time...

    65. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL We are not still spreading around that "only 6 iphones bent" lie are we?

      https://www.smartcompany.com.au/technology/one-of-the-nine-nearly-250-bent-apple-iphone-6-and-6-plus-smartphones-reported-as-bendgate-rages-on/

      For every apple hater that is sticking up for the facts there is one blind apple worshiper willing to remain ignorant or outright lie for apple. The whole "hater" think make you sound like a mindless izombie.

    66. Re:LOL by mlyle · · Score: 1

      Just to say-- I've got a Nexus 5X phone. Lint in the USB-C port. Slowly stopped working. Connector tamped it down into a thick mat. Careful use of a toothpick got it all out and the detent still doesn't feel quite perfect (I really muscled the cable in there a few times when I should have checked it first)... but it works 100% and feels 90%.

    67. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this a serious question?

      Now we know why you work as a fluffer, numbnuts.

    68. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any USB port on any laptop is a pain in the ass to replace. That goes for anything permanently attached to a mobo or any other part.

      numbnuts

    69. Re: LOL by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      It's a handy word that perfectly describes the religious insanity of Apple Cultists who must defend everything that the almighty fruit does, no matter how crappy that might be.

    70. Re:LOL by Daemonik · · Score: 2

      You know.. there are machines that do nothing more than plug a cord into a port thousands and thousands of times to test the mechanical wear on connections. It's likely the OP just got a bad connector. Random fails do happen, and aren't always indicative of a product wide problem.

    71. Re: LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ???? Ports come right off once you melt the solder. WTF is so hard? It's not like it's under a blob of epoxy.

    72. Re:LOL by DamnOregonian · · Score: 2

      Maybe... but the lint problem is real, and annoying as fuck.

    73. Re:LOL by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Phones, laptops, even my fucking Nintendo Switch. The lint problem is real, and annoying.
      Funny enough, my iPhone however does not have USB-C (I'm still on a 6s) and no lint problems there. Toothpick has been the easiest way to clean it out for me. I usually notice its a problem when I wake up one morning, and my Android hasn't charged overnight.

    74. Re:LOL by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Thunderbolt 3 using a USB-C port. Get a clue.

    75. Re: LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the lint problem with my pixel 2. It was annoying as fuck but once I figured out what the problem was it was also easy as fuck to fix.

    76. Re: LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother's Mac book has only two ports total. 1 usb port and 1 headphone jack.

    77. Re: LOL by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      I believe it. I'm a happy Apple customer too. The idea from the religious lunatic above that you should be satisfied with 1 year's reliability is what bugs me.

    78. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      The mag connector came out way too easily. IT was difficult to use the laptop in a bed without it coming out many times.

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    79. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      The findings were for macbooks. I didn't realize anyone else had switched yet.

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    80. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I was using my laptop and it complained it's running out of power. I noticed the power cord had slid out 2mm on its own. I push it back in and it works, but probably not for much longer.

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    81. Re: LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I don't really need resolution and it wasn't an option when I built the laptop so.... no I don't care about that really.

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    82. Re: LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I don't really understand the point of a high resolution screen. I wear glasses.

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    83. Re:LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      The findings were for macbooks. I didn't realize anyone else had switched yet.

      Here's one list of USB-C Laptops. Oh, and notice the prices. Looks like the MacBook Pro isn't so "ridiculously priced" afterall...

      https://www.slant.co/topics/25... ...And here is the list of the (almost all non-Apple) Laptops with one or more Thunderbolt 3 Ports. Of course, those all use the USB-C Connector, too:

      https://www.ultrabookreview.co...

      So, did you clean the Lint out of your "worn out" USB-C Port yet? Looks like a bunch of Slashdotters joined-in on citing Lint as a problem. But I'll bet you didn't even bother to do a little Googling before you started on the Apple Hate tirade, since I found the "Lint" issue in about a half-dozen of the first-page Hits on Google for the search term "USB-C port wearout" (no quotes).

    84. Re:LOL by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Zuck is an ass, so I'm really surprised that Cook doesn't love him.

      There, I've insulted BOTH of them. :)

    85. Re: LOL by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Same. Once I actually figured out what it was, it was no problem.. But I actually burned through a few cables before I figured out they weren't the problem (d'oh)
      Now I just leave a toothpick in the nightstand.

    86. Re:LOL by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Well, that's partly true. The newer designs for the magsafe kind of resolved that, and in any case, if your laptop is sitting on bed covers, it's likely to start overheating.

      The real problem with the magsafe is that the connectors get kinda dirty or corroded or whatever, and eventually fail to provide power. Plus, of course, having a single connector style that can provide literally everything your machine needs - power, ethernet, display, keyboards, usb, etc, etc, etc - is very obviously a fantastic thing. That this connector is quite new is a bit irrelevant. It won't be new for long, and soon enough it'll be the only thing. It sure beats the shit out of micro USB, which isn't even capable of providing enough power to an Android tablet without the battery being drained.

    87. Re: LOL by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Same. Although the command key is wearing out quite a bit.

    88. Re: LOL by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Zuck called it, Stockholm Syndrome.

    89. Re: LOL by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

      Yup, I agree completely! FVCK Facebook BTW and Tim Cook.

    90. Re: LOL by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Fuck off. How the fuck have you avoided all the Apple class actions over the years? So, so many bad capacitors, bad batteries and screens. All big companies operate this way. It helps negotiations and lower prices because the vendor wants the business and has already committed so much resources to all the bullshit testing the company requested. So many times I've seen someone non-technical try and get lower price by claiming a competitor product could do X for lower price Y, and then explain to him why the question/requirement wasn't applicable and the other vendor knew this and gave a bullshit nice selling number. As demonstrated with their Sapphire dealings, they're happy for you to take all the risk and buy up shit when you can't meet requirements. The fact that you talk "cheap" instead of "quality" just tells me you don't know fuck all and just blindly defend Apple whenever.

    91. Re: LOL by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Fuck, I seemed to have misread the part about cheap. I'll lay off the crack.

    92. Re: LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Same. Although the command key is wearing out quite a bit.

      Well, I dropped something pretty heavy on the keyboard about 2 WEEKS after I got it, and pretty well shattered about 3 key tops; but they still work ok. Sucks though...

    93. Re:LOL by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      LOL We are not still spreading around that "only 6 iphones bent" lie are we?

      Wasn't a lie when Bendghazi was raging - of course more people would have bent them by now with many millions of them floating around. And hello, Earth to hateboi - the first large screen format phone, from Samsung shattered instead of bending. No one GAF because Apple wasn't involved.

    94. Re:LOL by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      1-year AppleCare comes standard

      Also known as a "warranty". How gracious of a company to fix a defective product while you're covered!

    95. Re:LOL by Maritz · · Score: 1

      lol. Gotta love the mental gymnastics of the Apple devotees. Truly a sight to behold.

      Just so you know, I don't give a fuck either way, because I've more important things to think about.

      But FYI, the 'holding it wrong' thing was Steve Jobs, not Samsung.

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    96. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't say that Best buy doesn't sell one as capable, he said Best Buy doesn't sell one as expensive.

    97. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I've figured out what is happening. The power cord has a very long and skinny end on it. When I put it into the USB-C power it is very easy to get sideways pressure on the port because the power cord acts like a lever (It literally sticks out an inch from the side of the laptop). I think the port is not handling the sideways force.

      I'm going to look into a more flexible end for my power cord.. Not sure if it is a standard USB-C cable or what but I have to change to an end that is easier on the port.

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    98. Re:LOL by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      lol. Gotta love the mental gymnastics of the Apple hatebois. Truly a sight to behold.

      FTFY, as you completely ignored the fact that Samsung phones shattered instead of bending at the same pressure, at the same time Bendghazi was going on. No one cared because Apple wasn't involved.

      But FYI, the 'holding it wrong' thing was Steve Jobs, not Samsung.

      Nope. FIVE Samsung phones on the first page alone - but you hatebois are still fucking the iPhone 4 chicken.

    99. Re: LOL by baristabrian · · Score: 0

      You: âoeJust so you know, I don't give a fuck either way, because I've more important things to think about.â Me: âoeliar; you cared enough to read and post a glib response.â

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    100. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go go google+

    101. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I've figured out that the problem with my port is that the end assembly for the power cable sticks out an inch. Any time there is any sideways pressure on the power cable when plugged in (such as not being placed down entirely flat) causes sideways leverage on the power because of the way the power cable is designed. It is a classic bad design that wasn't thought out all the way, and I'm wondering if there is a more flexible USB-C dongle that might resolve the issue. I lothe the idea of buying MORE dongles though; especially to correct something that is a design flaw in the first place.

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    102. Re:LOL by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I've looked at some extensions on Amazon and the jacket for the port seems to extend out a long way on every one.

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  2. other sentiments in the speech by nimbius · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I have developed a keen sense of human 'caring' and am able to reproduce this chemical response from my human thought-gland with near 35% accuracy. if required, I may also express a limited concoction of saline liquid from my entirely human eyeball which is in no way casually impeded by my nictating membrane." --Mark Zuckerberg, addressing a McDonalds cashier trying to dissuade Mark from pocketing a McFlurry.

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  3. Fuck Zuk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is All

    1. Re:Fuck Zuk by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps we could consider that everyone being "overly connected" is one of the problems we have today in the first place....?

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    2. Re: Fuck Zuk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say get Tim Cock to FuckaBerg.

      That way both sorta get the fuck they deserve

    3. Re:Fuck Zuk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1/3rd of the people in this world are going to like you no matter what you do or say. 1/3rd of the people in this world are going to hate you no matter what you do or say. Connecting everyone in the world just means I have to get into a damn pissing match with 1/3rd of the planet on a nearly daily basis. No thanks.

    4. Re:Fuck Zuk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Choosing to use FB is a voluntary and personal choice. Posting your life story on FB and then expecting your information to remain private just means you didn't read the terms of service when you created your account.

      But Apple should probably keep quite before criticizing anyone. This a company that uses proprietary software and hardware and is mercenary when it comes to anybody challenging that. Apple farms out the manufacturing of their devices to countries offering the lowest slave level wages. Apple is the company who has disabled every security related feature on their devices and handed over the related IP to China just so they can get market access. Apple is the same company that refused to unlock the phone of a dead terrorist who wasn't even the owner of the phone in question. They just took advantage of the situation to launch a marketing campaign about how they were protecting the users data. The phones owner even gave permission for the phone to be unlocked and Apple still refused the court order. They said at first that they could not unlock the phone and when that statement didn't fly they lied again about the amount of effort it would have taken them to unlock phone and the associated cost was too much for them to absorb. Then some 3rd party breaks into the phone in a couple of days. Apple is also the company who likes hiding all their profits off shore to avoid paying taxes. Yes, Tim Cooke has tons of room to complain about others doesn't he?

    5. Re:Fuck Zuk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. At least some here gets it and isnt spewing apple marketing dribble.

    6. Re: Fuck Zuk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TOS - tl;dr

    7. Re: Fuck Zuk by baristabrian · · Score: 0

      Avoid paying taxes. How evil is that! I bet youâ(TM)re the âoehonestâ sort of dolt who AVOIDS avoiding taxesâ"even if itâ(TM)s legal.

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  4. Not glib by tomhath · · Score: 5, Funny

    More like glibc.

    1. Re:Not glib by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Certainly not glibc. Apple has a history of hostility towards the GNU project, but glib-2.0 is similarly out, as GTK on OS-X is an abomination. I think Mark Zuckerberg simply doesn't know what he's talking about here.

    2. Re:Not glib by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GNU is about user freedom and that conflicts with core Apple values.

    3. Re:Not glib by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently he also has a "limited understanding" of AI.

  5. This changes things by x0 · · Score: 2

    Now I trust Facebook. Completely altruistic...

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    1. Re:This changes things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, not only that... I now think Tim Cook is a tad bit douchier too (if it is even possible).

      Plus, "well-crafted regulation" would do wonders to tax evading too. Let's do it already!

  6. Pay more... Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry I don’t understand his point. This has nothing to do with the absolute value of the direct payments made by the customer. This is about selling their data. Zuckerberg is trying to confuse the issues, and I find it really problematic.

    1. Re:Pay more... Say what? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      You think he would have started Facebook if there was any place in his consciousness for acknowledging the downsides of such a model?

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    2. Re:Pay more... Say what? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Zuck, like many corporate suits, cannot wrap his head around the idea that there are alternatives to the profit motive.

      As such, his response is entirely focused there. It basically boils down to:

      "There are only two ways that a service that facilitates massive communication world wide can exist: You either pay a subscription fee, or you pay with your eyeball time to advertisers. People have more free time than free cash, so our model makes sense. I am defending this model, because it is the most sensible of the two, and disparage anyone who says that this turns the users of the service into a product we sell to advertisers, especially when the ones making the claim use abusive pricing to enrich themselves at their customer's expense. You should not decide that you love the people hurting you by agreeing with the notion that providing the more scarce asset over the more abundant asset is somehow better for you."

      EG, he cannot wrap his head around the idea that there are government supplied utilities, and bulk data delivery can be one of them-- Or that there might be valuable services offered totally for free on ideological grounds. (See for instance, most FOSS development.)

      He cannot imagine a world where somebody with the initial outlay for expenses (or a group of people working collectively) could produce something like facebook. Apparently he is not very attentive, or has tunnel vision.

      In his world, the people working at the volunteer soup kitchen are there for ulterior motives. ALWAYS.

    3. Re:Pay more... Say what? by RevDobbs · · Score: 1

      You seem to have two arguments: 1) In addition to "out of pocket" and "add supported", "by tax" is a viable way to fund something. 2) $CURRENT_YEAR is finally the year of Linux on the desktop -- because plucky, truly free upstarts take down will-heeled and entrenched behemoths all the time.

    4. Re: Pay more... Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, i don't want to side with zuk on this one, but saying Foss can produce something like fb is ridiculous.

      Do you have $100,000 per month to spend in server rentals? Most foss projects i see can barely support themselves or themselves rely on services that sell ads.

      I think i can count on one hand foss projects that reach the level of fb without crumbling under it's own weight

    5. Re: Pay more... Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you seen his wife? His parents?

      A sociopath surroundedby more sociopaths.

    6. Re:Pay more... Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True enough ... always the ulterior motive for goodboi behavior ... Especially true for SJW / lib.comz creeps who eat & sleep & breath & lust for power over their fellow humans actions. Only vengeance-power matters for Trotsky-progressives ... which is why yeomanry smashes their face, crushes fingers and bust neekapps.

    7. Re:Pay more... Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love your user name, but I'm here to tell you that uncensorable, blockchain-based, privacy-protecting Steemit (and the like) will take down censored, data-stealing corporate social media within 2-3 years because the free market tends to reward the better production, even if it's not VC-funded.

    8. Re:Pay more... Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry I don’t understand his point. This has nothing to do with the absolute value of the direct payments made by the customer. This is about selling their data. Zuckerberg is trying to confuse the issues, and I find it really problematic.

      Uh, I believe the point you missed here was that one cannot pretend to build and sustain a service like Facebook for free.

      Apple certainly has the luxury of charging customers obscene amounts of money for fashionable hardware in order to access their walled gardens, hence the sustaining revenue they earn without having to sell your digital soul.

      Facebook users are so fucking poor and cheap that charging 99 cents for the app would be condemned as a terrorist attack by the social media junkies. Because of this, Facebook is left with little choice but to rely on the ignorant masses who will happily trade their digital soul for a free price tag. And in a world where the masses don't give a shit about privacy anymore, that model works well.

      In the end they might be two sides of the same coin, but they're certainly different in their sustainability approach.

    9. Re:Pay more... Say what? by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Because he got caught doing something which is criminal in large parts of the world (and may be at least illegal in the US), of course he is trying to confuse the issue. If enough people want his blood spilled, then his status as "one of the rich" will not protect him.

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    10. Re:Pay more... Say what? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      That seems to be the case here, yes. Makes him a psycho. But we already knew that.

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    11. Re: Pay more... Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      âThey trust me, the dumb fucks.â(TM)

      a) Steve Jobs

      b) Tim Cook

      c) Bill Gates

      d) Mark Zuckerberg

    12. Re:Pay more... Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! You had me going there for a minute until I got to this part: 'his status as "one of the rich" will not protect him'

  7. Totally true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if "Extremely glib" means "is a total asshole".

  8. Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Bonker · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Tim, Mark, this is not a pissing match in a schoolyard. This is about the breach of the trust of an entire country's populace in a grievous way. Neither Apple nor Facebook has treated its customers or others well in the past. Rather than two little kids crying, 'We're better than...' or 'We told them so...', we need two adults saying 'This is the situation. These are our faults. This is why we're vulnerable. This is what we're going to do.'

    Apple and Facebook are both soulless corporations with real, breathing people behind, inside, and in front of them, and everyone of them are being hurt in a myriad of ways. Neither one has great records of behavior. Facebook's sins are simply more recent and raw. I don't need to go into details.

    BOTH have a huge responsibility to the public that go beyond excuses, stock prices, or personal ego. Denying that responsibility is why we're in this mess. Live up to that responsibility, huh?

    Too much to ask, I'm certain. This is why I ditched MS and EA products a long time ago and have never personally paid for Apple or Facebook products with either cash nor my personal data.

    Apropos captcha: syndrome

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    1. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is about the breach of the trust of an entire country's populace in a grievous way.

      You'd have to have a room temperature IQ (ha! units don't matter) to not see what was and is happening. There was never any trust. The EULA explicitly stated exactly what Facebook would do. People willingly gave up this information to the ether. The fact people would think they still have any control is absolutely laughable.

    2. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd have to have a room temperature IQ (ha! units don't matter)

      Room temperature Kelvin - 293

    3. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple nor Facebook has treated its customers or others well in the past.

      On the contrary. Both of them have gone out of their way to treat their customers in the most generous ways possible.

      Your mistake was in thinking we are their customers.

    4. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >not using Rankine
      Ya blew it.

    5. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wha...hold on there cowboy!! Apple (Tim Cook) has NOT been involved in the current scandal of violating customer privacy. You must be confused. It's really Google and Facebook whom are to blame. The only thing Apple is guilty of is charging obscene amounts for what otherwise is stock-standard Intel hardware for the Macbooks and shitty-ass Beats. But again, when it comes to privacy, Tim seems to be the lone crusader against Google, Facebook, CIA, and FBI.

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    6. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by gtall · · Score: 1

      No, they also charge for the OS and the interconnection of the parts and the OS. I'd rather that than have to pay for windows, or spend time monkeying around with Linux.

    7. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are laws protecting the mentally retarded. If you think all of America should qualify Im not going to argue with you, we see how stupid you all are by your elected leaders, but to then try to shame them for being retarded and holding yourself above them is just SAD. Sociopathicly sad.

    8. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Apple (Tim Cook) has NOT been involved in the current scandal of violating customer privacy."

      I'd quite say he is violating my privacy to some degree when Apple restricts me from accessing 18+ chat rooms on a program where I explicitly paid for such a feature. You don't get to tell me where to go or whom I may associate with, Cook.

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    9. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Your mistake was in thinking we are their customers.

      Uh, except if you buy an Apple product you are their customer by definition. As opposed to Facebook or Google, where you are by definition the product.

    10. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      That's a bad thing, but it's not an invasion of privacy.

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    11. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by chispito · · Score: 1

      Your mistake was in thinking we are their customers.

      Uh, except if you buy an Apple product you are their customer by definition. As opposed to Facebook or Google, where you are by definition the product.

      Stockholders.

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    12. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Apple have something to answer for at least - they've definitely had a fairly substantial Apple account breach at some point in the last decade. I know this for a fact because I bought an iPod when I bought a new laptop, set it up on a fresh Windows install on the new laptop with iTunes, and used a password I only ever used for iTunes. Because iTunes was fucking awful on Windows and installed a shit ton of bloatware, after I stuck a few albums on the device I simply reinstalled Windows from scratch without iTunes. I never really used my iPod much ever again apart from what was on it. This was in about 2007.

      Fast forward about 5 years and I got an e-mail that my iTunes account had been used for suspicious activity to review some app on the app store from a Chinese IP. At this point I'd really forgotten I'd ever had one - but consider this, that password was secure, and entirely unique to Apple. I hadn't had it stored on any device for more than a couple of hours (it was sat behind NAT and a firewall, so no chance of external compromise from probing). As such, the only attack vector to break that password was Apple themselves - there weren't even any security questions to guess when I made the account. There were a few rumours at the time that Apple had been compromised but Apple never admitted it. Given the sheer scale of celebrity accounts hacked with The Fappening and such I suspect that adds weight to the fact that Apple have at least at some point been compromised. They've just successfully managed to avoid it hitting the mainstream media being largely just reports on a few tech sites and security blogs - given my circumstances though, I know it to be true for the simple fact there's no way anyone else could've gained access to that account other than directly at Apple themselves.

      But despite all this, despite them not being entirely honest about their security over the years, I do absolutely agree that they can't be lumped in with Facebook. For Apple, the compromise was an unfortunately reality of running a technical business, it's almost a given that at some point, if someone is determined enough, you will be hit - I have some sympathy for them, they didn't ask for it to happen, it just did, my only wish was that they'd been open about it. In contrast, with Facebook the release of private data was a conscious decision running all the way to the top of their company to profit from illegal data sales and transfers, that much is clear in the recent memo leak where a VP outright admits that their data transfers were questionable (aka outright illegal in any European jurisdiction).

      Apple was a victim (albeit one that was dishonest to their customers who were also subsequently victims), whereas Facebook is the guilty party in explicitly choosing to break the law.

      I disagree Apple is the lone crusader against government overreach and privacy though - Microsoft too. They were the ones doing things like enabling do not track by default when even Mozilla lost it's way. They were also happy to put their money where their mouth is and challenge the US government in court. They've had some bad press regarding Windows 10 analytics, but now we've seen the Windows 10 analytics list, it's hardly scary - there's nothing Apple doesn't also collect under their own analytics scheme there for example, that was largely just overblown drivel from the people who are still fighting the whole browser wars/anti-trust thing 20 years after it was over for some god unknown reason.

    13. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But again, when it comes to privacy, Tim seems to be the lone crusader against Google, Facebook, CIA, and FBI.

      Someone hasn't been paying attention, and it isn't Zuckerberg or Bonker: it's you.

      Apple has been caught tracking the GPS coordinates of iPhones, tracking every cell tower they see, every wifi SSID they encounter, every address of nearby Bluetooth devices. They track every picture you take, every song you listen to. They track every email, text message, and phone call you send or receive. The microphone is constantly listening to you (in theory to hear "hey Siri") and with the iPhone X, the camera is constantly watching (in theory to ID your face).

      If you do it on an iDevice, Apple knows about it. They track everything you do.

      They are as guilty as anyone else when it comes to invading your privacy.

    14. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Xylantiel · · Score: 1

      Lone crusader? Um, there are open projects trying to do social networking and file sharing in a non-lock-in non-privacy-invasive way. I've been through trying to convince an Apple product that I don't want to use iCloud, it was a pain and I think finally stopped being possible. And last I checked that data is not user-side encrypted. There is a "right" way to do data services.

    15. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

      You don't get to tell me where to go or whom I may associate with, Cook.

      Yes he does. We don't have modern laws that restrict movement on the Internet. Also, the rules that a regulatory agency was charged with decided to not do the thing they were charged with. So since everyone in DC has expressed an unwillingness to impose any kind of "rule of law" on the Internet, it's basically whatever/whenever and you'll like it till then.

    16. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference.

      Apple stated that metadata collection is only used for the improvement of their products and services. However, none of it places the end-user as being identifiable in correlation to the metadata to anyone else; at least not without your explicit permission.

      Facebook, Google at the very least whore your identify out to advertisers to generate revenue. Microsoft collects metadata too, but it's unknown where they stand. But, if their censorship policies is of any indication, it doesn't bode well for them either.

    17. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      their customer by definition

      Cattle, more so, I think.
      Certainly some of them are customers. But many approach purchase of Apple products like they do their politics- it's a cult/sports team.

    18. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple stated that metadata collection is only used for the improvement of their products and services. However, none of it places the end-user as being identifiable in correlation to the metadata to anyone else; at least not without your explicit permission.

      In a word: bullshit.

      First off, you're assuming that reversing a massive collection of times and GPS coordinates doesn't make it trivial to uniquely identify an individual. But even if it were somehow impossible to identify people from their metadata (and it isn't) you're assuming Apple actually keeps people's IDs and data separate, when there's no reason to believe that.

      Apple tracks you just as much as any other company does, and they happily sell that information to advertisers, just like everyone else.

    19. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has a collection of WiFi SSDs to aid in mapping; they combine this with GPS signaling to aid in navigation. Apple does collect this metadata, and assign it all to a GUID that's abstract from the end-user. If you're using Safari in iOS, you can reset this identifier. So for example, you've been searching midget porn and anal lube, maybe you want to reset that identify so it doesn't get mixed up in your shopping habits involving children's school supplies and other religious activities...because don't want the world to know you're a fucking hypocrite.

      Look, if you're really all that bothered by this, it's simple, don't browse midget porn.

    20. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Neither Apple nor Facebook has treated its customers or others well in the past.

      Look, this is total nonsense. Firstly, and importantly, Facebook's customers are not its users, they are its advertisers, and Facebook probably treats them pretty well. Facebook's users are its raw materials, which is treats appallingly, which is presumably what you meant, and nobody could possibly disagree with you. From those 'experiments' they ran wherein they tailored people's newsfeeds to determine whether or not bad news made you feel bad (Spoiler Alert: it does), to the way in which they play fast & loose with your private data, they are basically a pretty evil company.

      But people choose to use it. I use it. I keep in touch with people, and with what's going on in my local community, and the plain fact is that there's no competitor for this. They may be in the future, and hopefully (doubtful, though!) it'll be something open, and collective, and not driven by advertising, and maybe we'll just have to suck it up and pay for it.

      Now, explain to me how Apple has treated its customers in an even remotely comparable way. Apple make computers, and an operating system, and sell it to people. They also sell music, and telephones. They don't sell the cheapest computers, but they are nowhere near as expensive as people make out, and come with software that's far superior to anything else (Ok, that might be a matter of opinion...), and offer free OS upgrades for longer than any other company (Ok, other than "Linux", but that doesn't run Photoshop, so it's out).

      One day, I might need to switch back from Apple devices, but the 2012 macbook pro I'm typing this on looks almost brand new. How am I being treated badly by Apple again?

    21. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      One of those unsubstantiated 'problems' with Apple products, and one that sounds very much like a bug in some dodgy app you bought, and is highly unlikely to be anything to do with Apple at all.

      Also, it has precisely, exactly, zero to do with privacy. Freedom, sure. But privacy, nope.

    22. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      But many approach purchase of Apple products like they do their politics- it's a cult/sports team.

      If it's all about a "cult" built on advertising to sell mediocre stuff to rubes, why is it that another company with better products didn't get their own advertising campaign, and put Apple out of business by the end of the Carter Administration?

      There is a set of people who do have completely irrational feelings towards Apple, Inc....but they don't buy Apple products.

    23. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I didn't say their product was mediocre... or that it was some sort of conspiracy. They take their Gucci machines very seriously, as do those who swear art just doesn't look as pretty or sound as good on anything else. There is a cult of personality surrounding Apple. Are you really trying to deny that? You need not defend their products to me- I own several

    24. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I consider part of my privacy as my freedom to go where I please without Apple going "Oh, look, we see you're trying to access an 18+ section of an app, you can't do that."

      None of their business where I'm going or what I'm doing, especially when I have a paid contract with the third entity in question for such service to be provided.

      --
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    25. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "One of those unsubstantiated 'problems' with Apple products"

      Uh, no, very fucking well documented for years directly in Apple's own App Store guidelines.

      Meanwhile, the Android version? Straight to 18+ video chat rooms without fail, from the very first Droid version of the app.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    26. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      I explicitly paid for such a feature.

      Then this is the part I fail to understand. You can't have paid the App Store, because they won't sell such a thing, according to you, so you must have purchased access through some other means, and must also have downloaded some app to access whatever-it-is you're looking for. If it's a 18+ "chat app", it must be accessing online content of an 18+ nature, which isn't restricted by the App Store, otherwise it would be hard to download a browser.

      Anyway, no details were given, which I guess is fair enough, but it does make it difficult to really understand exactly what your situation is.

    27. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Apple has been caught tracking the GPS coordinates of iPhones, tracking every cell tower they see, every wifi SSID they encounter, every address of nearby Bluetooth devices.

      From which they don't track your location - they even randomise your Wifi MAC address so that others can't track you either. They do turn this data into a database of SSID vs. location, which my iPod touch (which has no GPS) is able to determine its location with astonishing accuracy.

      Why does everyone want to hate Apple so much, when there are companies that actually are tracking you, and selling this data to the highest bidder, while all Apple are doing is trying to make nice consumer electronics that people want to buy? It doesn't make sense to me.

    28. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      There is a cult of personality surrounding Apple.

      Yep, just not the one you think. I call it the Hatorade Distortion Field.

    29. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Lol, ya... ok You drink too much Kool-aid to objectively judge Apple, I think. That's ok. Their business model needs people like you so that people like me can continue to occasionally buy their products

    30. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      If you told Birthers that you thought Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya, did that mean you supported all his bank bailouts and drone strikes? Basic logic fail. I have a functioning BS detector and it goes off no matter the source or the target. You also skipped the issue of it's all about cults, why is it that a company with better prices and/or products hasn't made their own cult and driven Apple out of business.

    31. Re:Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Does this place have a website? You can get "adult" content on Mobile Safari. I've checked.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    32. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      You don't have a functioning BS detector. If you did, you wouldn't submit as evidence for your argument someone attempting to make a fallacious comparison between a phone that has the antenna attenuated by touching it *anywhere* on the metal ring around its edge (why the fix was merely a rubber bumper) and phones that suffer issues if you completely occlude the internal antenna.

      You *are* the bullshit, you just can't see it. You'll leap at any argument in defense of them, without running it through the smell test in your brain. That's a cult. And you're a part of it. Sorry, chap.

    33. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      You *are* the bullshit

      Says the person engaging in willful dumbfuckery. Literally dozens of phones come with "don't hold it wrong" advisories but there's only one company that ever got shit over it. The hatorade has made you stupid, and that's just a fact you're going to have to deal with.

    34. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Yes, but none of those phones consider "touching it anywhere on the metal ring around it" holding it wrong. You're a fucking toolshed. I've owned every iPhone made up to the 6s (still using it)
      The attenuation on the metal ring was a whoops. Trying to defend it... is fucking stupid. Here's your sign.

    35. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Except it wasn't the entire edge of the phone. It was the part with the antenna:

      Gripping any mobile phone will result in some attenuation of its antenna performance, with certain places being worse than others depending on the placement of the antennas. This is a fact of life for every wireless phone. If you ever experience this on your iPhone 4, avoid gripping it in the lower left corner in a way that covers both sides of the black strip in the metal band, or simply use one of many available cases.

      You know, like every other phone on that link that advises you not to hold the phone around the antenna. This is why you need to get out of the Apple Hatorade Distortion Field, it emptied out your brains and replaced them with excrement. Now, why don't you whine for a while about Apple's "walled garden" before firing up your console to play some manufacturer-approved game like Call of Duty. Or bitch about how the iPhone Plus bends at the same pressure where you Galaxy cracks. Or moan about how Apple doesn't have a replaceable battery before checking Facebook on your Moto Z, which doesn't have one either and also ditched the headphone jack before the iPhone 7 was released.

      Because that's the kind of dumb hateboi bitch you are.

    36. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      https://www.anandtech.com/show...
      The outside ridge of the iPhone4 is an external antenna. If you hold it in any way that bridges the 2 antennas (see: any way at all, *almost*) the attenuation is measurably terrible. Again, this is why the fix was just a rubber coating around the antenna.

      Stop making yourself look like a fucking idiot. It's starting to become embarrassing.

    37. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      http://fscked.co.uk/post/75103...
      Would you like me to keep going, or you wanna pull Jobs' cock out of your mouth long enough to breathe?

    38. Re: Apple vs. Facebook? Seriously? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      https://gigaom.com/2010/07/17/...
      Keep on spinning, amigo.
      Why am I not whining about Apple's walled garden? because I don't care about it. In the case of the iPhone 4, it had a design flaw. A flaw easily fixed by a bumper (which I had, and eventually preferred)
      You're the fuckstick here trying to pretend like it was a non-issue or an issue that existed in other phones, conflating it simple hand-covering of the antenna.
      There's a reason they gave those bumpers out for free.
      What's pathetic is the whole "you're holding it wrong" or "we changed how we calculate the signal bars" as a fix. Pure hubris. Hand in your geek card for swallowing that load without blinking.

  9. Their both wrong. by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Facebook's business model is selling your information to advertisers and giving you some services. The problem is we do not know what and how much is sold, so we as individuals do not know the actual cost of Facebook's services, so we cannot make informed decisions if we are getting a deal or not.
    Apples business model is to build products and sell them. They tend to sell their products at a premium, and refuse to get into a race to the bottom with their competitors. Apple has a history of being very insidious in the industry by pushing technology that we may not need or even want and make it common place, and more or less forcing people into paying for premium product in cases where they cannot afford it and will need to suffer, or go without and be at a disadvantage.

    Now that being said, you have a way out of Apples services. You do not need Apples products you can go with other companies products which some are just as good if not better. While there are some Apple only protocols they normally have a good enough open protocol so if you are out the ecosystem you are not completely left out.
    Facebook services is based on the idea that it has nearly all the people on it. So while they are competitors to Facebook, you are left at a disadvantage to the others. But is the disadvantage worth it... We do not know.

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    1. Re:Their both wrong. by gtall · · Score: 1

      Even if you did know the cost of Facebook's services, you are still comparing apples and oranges. How much is your privacy worth? How do you put a price on that? Is your privacy worth more than someone else's?

    2. Re:Their both wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lost me at "more or less forcing people"...

      Um... Apple does not force anyone to use their products. I could easily afford Apple shit, and yet, somehow, my entire life, I've never given a cent to Apple for any of their stuff. Somehow, I'm still employed and alive. No one has ever even tried to coerce me to buy Apple stuff.

    3. Re:Their both wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Holy grammar, Batman.

    4. Re:Their both wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more like comparing apples and facebooks

  10. You know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tim Cook *is* extremely glib. His politicization of Apple is bunk, his leadership has been less than stellar, in my opinion. It doesn't make him wrong about this. I don't think he's insane. Whereas, Zuckerberg needs help, that kid is just not well. An attitude like this is only going to expedite the grave digging he's been engaged in for himself since he *started* Facebook. Did he honestly think he'd get away with any of this indefinitely? Does he so lack any kind of moral rectitude that he can't see what all the fuss is about? There are words for that, clinical ones.

    1. Re:You know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than that, he's straight up omitting the fact that they don't just run facebook on selling ads, but sell to those advertisers aggregated data about everyone.

      It's one thing to say " $X for your 300 x 300 ad to be shown in the news feed once out of every 100 page loads, or $W + $X for us to gather metadata about your ad, and target it towards your audience " and quite another for "$Y for us to give you data on 50M people in your target demo / geographic area so that you can do whatever the fuck you want with it"

    2. Re:You know what? by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      Whereas, Zuckerberg needs help, that kid is just not well.

      He will say whatever he thinks he needs to say to justify his being a multibillionaire.

      "Aligned with the truth" means I lie, but I think I am clever enough that it won't seem like a lie.

      --
      Second class citizen of the New Gilded Age
  11. Just like Farming by moschner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good farmers care about their livestock, but at the end of the day still bring their animals to market.

    1. Re:Just like Farming by RevDobbs · · Score: 2

      And this is the apt analogy. No one said FB didn't "care" about it's users, just that their users are the [i]product being sold[/i].

    2. Re:Just like Farming by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

      Next time, turn on the light.

    3. Re:Just like Farming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more insightful than funny and well put.

    4. Re:Just like Farming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good farmers care about their livestock, but at the end of the day still bring their animals to market.

      Or they slaughter them.

    5. Re:Just like Farming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the end of the day, the market is closed.

      Ever think about that, dumbo?

    6. Re:Just like Farming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey now, my Grandfather's cows are his PETS... We only eat their children.

  12. Boss fight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A company selling hardware and services to high paying (overpriced) clients, at it's peek, with declining software and hardware standards... or a platform designed to stalk every hillbilly in sight for profit. Uhmm...

    Love this!

  13. Glib does not equal wrong by sjbe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, I find that argument, that if you're not paying that somehow we can't care about you, to be extremely glib.

    He can find it glib all he wants but that doesn't make it wrong.

    The reality here is that if you want to build a service that helps connect everyone in the world, then there are a lot of people who can't afford to pay.

    And there are obviously many more who can. Delivering a service under false or misleading pretenses is something I find reprehensible. Facebook isn't an honest broker of data about people and they have a long history of treating their users in a manner that could reasonably be described as contemptuous.

    And therefore, as with a lot of media, having an advertising-supported model is the only rational model that can support building this service to reach people

    Which is demonstrably nonsense. It's one way to reach a lot of people but it is not even close to the only way. Apple sells tens of millions of devices each year so obviously they are reaching a very large audience and aren't relying on advertising to do it. Amazon gets only a tiny fraction of their revenue from advertising - they actually sell the stuff people want. Advertising is fine and useful but to pretend that it is the only way to reach a large audience is just ridiculous.

    1. Re:Glib does not equal wrong by casings · · Score: 1

      Apple sells tens of millions of devices each year so obviously they are reaching a very large audience and aren't relying on advertising to do it.

      Well, do you mean they aren't an ad company themselves? Or do you actually think they dont advertise?

    2. Re:Glib does not equal wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck?

      Do you know what it means to be an advertising company vs being a company that advertises?

      Fucking numbnuts moron.

  14. Equivelance by burtosis · · Score: 1

    Because "an advertising supported model" = hoovering up all of your Facebook data (sex race religion political preference, education job etc), all of the web pages with imbedded like buttons you visit, not only your contact list but all your phone calls and times and messages, all your friends data, data from people not even on the service but mined and tagged into thier database, and more - then selling it to the highest bidder, second highest bidder, heck we let anyone scrape what they want using our interface and we don't do anything about it because $$$.

  15. if apple had any integrity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    they would have removed their Facebook page. But apparently apple likes being Facebooks product.

    1. Re:if apple had any integrity by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Or, Apple respects that some of their customers like being Facebook's product, and they'll reach out to their customers whereever they are.

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      Your ad here. Ask me how!
    2. Re:if apple had any integrity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Courage!!

    3. Re:if apple had any integrity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like selling out to China?

  16. Self serving propaganda by taustin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem, Mr. Zuckerberg, isn't that you want to connect everyone in the world. It's that you want to connect everyone in the world whether they want to be connected or not.

    Facebook is the real world human centipede, and Zuckerberg is the made doctor who wants to create it.

    1. Re:Self serving propaganda by dclydew · · Score: 1

      10 points for reference.

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      Get a life, not a lifestyle. - Hikem Bey
    2. Re:Self serving propaganda by DamnOregonian · · Score: 2

      +1 Gross But Not Wrong

  17. Dearest Mark, by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

    The issue isn't an advertising model. Virtually everyone with a Facebook account understands that. The issue at hand is the incredibly pervasive data harvesting even for users who don't have accounts, lack of transparency to users, and then selling it to the highest bidder. If you do not understand that this is the problem at hand, then kindly take your billions and let someone else handle running your company - or at least your PR department.

    Warm regards,
    Voyager529

  18. Dumb Fucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That quote alone says it all about Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook. Anyone trusting Facebook is a fool.

  19. The cost is low. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cost of orivudii g the service is low, otherwise Zuckerberg wouldn't be a fucking billionaire. Cunt.

  20. Nice Strawman Zuck by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    but nobody's complaining about your targeted advertising. What we _are_ complaining about is your practice of selling questionable data to equally questionable third parties.

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    1. Re:Nice Strawman Zuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, Google has no history of selling/sharing data with 3Ps, and yet we get the "you're the product" line all the time.

      - Signed, random Google engineer

    2. Re:Nice Strawman Zuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook has the problem of selling to third parties, who sell it to third parties, meaning potentially any private or state actor (intelligence agencies etc.) may end up accessing the data.
      Google promises you to only share the data with NSA, FBI, Five Eyes, NATO etc.
      This might be a "safer" situation : less eyes on your data. But nothing stops say the CIA, widely known as a criminal organization almost as morally decrepit as Uber, Goldman Sachs, Comcast etc. to sell data to private and commercial entities. Some working at the CIA may even see this as the right thing to do i.e. get funds to/through one of their front companies, so as to accomplish some goal they need accomplished.
      Or maybe some Czech or Bulgarian bureaucrat wants some money for booze and hookers, and to keep quiet about the flow of weapons.

      Such data laundering would make data accessible to the giant data vacuums like Facebook, Oracle, "Acxiom", etc.

    3. Re:Nice Strawman Zuck by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Facebook doesn't sell your data either (although they allow it to be scraped). They, like Google, act as the middleman selling ads to their customers. In both cases, Facebook and Google, there's no third party I'm worried about, because Facebook and Google are doing the damage themselves.

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    4. Re:Nice Strawman Zuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      but nobody's complaining about your targeted advertising. What we _are_ complaining about is your practice of selling questionable data to equally questionable third parties.

      I not only disagree, but I think this is a bad attitude that sets up its believer to lose. Your information is going to get repeatedly compromised (and not just because of Facebook) until you change your mind about this. Nobody (especially the government) is never going to be able to help you. You are simply going to be screwed, without any hope of anything ever getting better, until you change your decision.

      When you give them the data, it's out. Nobody ever had a reasonable expectatation that Facebook would contain it. All these types of companies (this at least goes back to the grocery store "loyalty" cards in the early 1990s, and it's probably older than that in some form) tell you in advance that they share data with "partners." (Fuck, your credit card's bank does this, and they're way more regulated and trustworthy than random websites like Facebook!) And you also, always know that the information is always used, without any exception ever, to manipulate you. That's its entire purpose. People opt into this knowingly, because they think they are above being manipulated. "Sure, ads definitely work, but they don't work on me because I'm too smart."

      That's what Facebook is about (and it's what Google's about) and it's always been that way and all users know it, because they tell you. It's what your grocery store card is about. You know this, and you either decide to opt in, or you don't.

      If people are complaining about their data being sold, then instead of bitching about it, switch from opting in, to opting out. You gave this information away. Don't do that, if you don't like it being out there.

    5. Re:Nice Strawman Zuck by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I'm complaining about targeted advertising. I like my ads generic, thank you very much.

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    6. Re:Nice Strawman Zuck by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      And yet, there's a google tracking javascript snippet in practically every website I visit, and mysteriously enough, whenever I visit a site, I'm immediately bombarded with ads from the site. I fail to see how that doesn't fall under the same umbrella. We quite obviously are the product. Or is gmail free just from the goodness of google's heart?

    7. Re:Nice Strawman Zuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Facebook doesn't sell data but you can scrape it however you please? What is the functional difference? Is that like buying software vs the modern "licensing" model?

  21. Prove it. Give us the choice. by dromgodis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...then there are a lot of people who can't afford to pay. And therefore, as with a lot of media, having an advertising-supported model is the only rational model that can support building this service to reach people...

    I can afford to pay. I doubt that FB make more than $10/year by selling me out, and would easily pay $10/year for the utility of FB if they excluded me from all sell-out activity.

    Just tell us the price and give us the option.

    1. Re:Prove it. Give us the choice. by cordovaCon83 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, I doubt they would consider providing that as an option. Their data-mining is only as valuable as it is because they have cast such a broad net. If people were able to opt out then the data they mined wouldn't be as valuable. I don't even know if they COULD stop mining the data. Remember that this is the company that has convinced everyone on the internet to hide one of their widgets on their page, silently collecting data on users that aren't even signed up with Facebook.

    2. Re:Prove it. Give us the choice. by sinij · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I can afford to pay. I doubt that FB make more than $10/year by selling me out, and would easily pay $10/year for the utility of FB if they excluded me from all sell-out activity.

      You would be foolish to trust FB to not charge you a fee and continue selling your data.

    3. Re:Prove it. Give us the choice. by upl8n87447 · · Score: 1

      I think they mean poor people in other nations... which begs the question; If the very poor can't afford a tiny monthly membership fee (less than $1 a month), then how could they possibly afford to purchase anything being advertised to them? Therefore, I guarantee FB makes much less money per ad in poorer foreign nations than they do in wealthier nations like NA or EU countries.

      No no no... what Zuck *actually* means is that if people have to make a conscious decision to give FB their credit card information (presuming any of the childrens or super poor have credit cards) and pay a membership fee, rather than getting a 'free' service, then those people would probably choose to spend their money elsewhere.

      People knew Facebook was tracking and using their data. What they may not have known is to what extent FB was using it, who they were giving / selling it too, and what those entities were using that data for.

    4. Re:Prove it. Give us the choice. by chispito · · Score: 1

      ...then there are a lot of people who can't afford to pay. And therefore, as with a lot of media, having an advertising-supported model is the only rational model that can support building this service to reach people...

      I can afford to pay. I doubt that FB make more than $10/year by selling me out, and would easily pay $10/year for the utility of FB if they excluded me from all sell-out activity.

      Just tell us the price and give us the option.

      Don't be naive. You would not pay them because you would not trust them.

      --
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    5. Re:Prove it. Give us the choice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny! Because thats exactly what apple does.

    6. Re:Prove it. Give us the choice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thing is, FB et al don't make much from selling data about you in particular; they make their real money selling access to social graphs. If they start allowing people to opt out then there's no way to accurately represent a social graph with missing nodes, so their social graphs are useless, and their entire business model is shot. They'd need to be sure that the %age of folk who would pay would be > what they make now, which is $40B/year. They claim to have billions of users, but I very much doubt that billions of folk would pay $10/year for FB.

    7. Re:Prove it. Give us the choice. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Funny! Because thats exactly what apple does.

      Proof or STFU.

    8. Re:Prove it. Give us the choice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read your Terms and Conditions Moron.

  22. Narrowly, on this one point, he's not wrong.

    Broadcast networks didn't care less about viewers just because they were paid by the advertisers and not the viewers, for example.

    Nor do I think my cable company cares deeply for me just because they charge me a lot for Internet access ...

  23. Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I totally trust Facebook to sell my little girls Facebook posts to some dodgy Russians in St Petersberg, and then blame her for not turning off the feature (labelled 'data platform level adjustment', to it's 'frembly' setting, as per line 40023 of version 44 of the Privacy EULA).

    I'm sure the Russians have no ill intentions, which is why they paid $800,000 to run the survey. I totally trust everyone is totally nice here.

    Did you, by any chance, also give them the Facebook data for the US troops they attacked in Syria? Perhaps the location data too? Their messages to their loved ones? You did, didn't you Zuck. You sold them messaging and picture and video data too didn't you.

  24. He's an asshole, but he's right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple's argument is that you deserve privacy, but only if you can afford it. Notice how they don't sell any low cost computers or phones? I agree that Facebook and Google should be HEAVILY regulated to ensure end user privacy is respected but lets not pretend that Apple's business model of selling a brand image to wealthy people is something we should be emulating.

  25. Except by cmaurand · · Score: 1

    That selling user data is how facebook makes their bread and butter. They're in it for the profit, not some altruistic sentiment about connecting people. The corporation acts in its own enlightened self interest, not yours. There is no incentive to protect your data.

  26. Oh, he cares about people? by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He's just trying to connect everyone in the world out of the goodness of his heart, is he? His motives are purely altruistic, right?

    So why isn't facebook a non-profit then?

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    1. Re:Oh, he cares about people? by fibonacci8 · · Score: 2

      More importantly, why hasn't Facebook respected when people opt out of its services? It would still be identity theft if they were to operate as a non-profit.

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    2. Re:Oh, he cares about people? by supremebob · · Score: 1

      He's trying to "Change The World", just like every other tech company in the Valley. At least, that's what they say during their quarterly conference calls, anyway.

    3. Re:Oh, he cares about people? by garywooldridge · · Score: 0

      Do you really believe that a "non-profit" is altruistic? They are just as bad as everyone else.

    4. Re:Oh, he cares about people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change the world from one where he's mildly rich to one where he's filthy rich. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

    5. Re:Oh, he cares about people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "non-profit"

      Non-profit companies make shitloads of money all the time. While they may not post a profit at the end of each year, the money they do make can be easily flittered away on executive pay packages, or sub-contracted services to 3rd party operations owned by mates of the CEO.

      It's effectively a meaningless term and shouldn't be used to convey anything about the integrity or "quality of purpose" of the operation.

  27. Check out the wording by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Check out the wording in the supposed "interview".

    Who uses the phrase "aligned with the truth" in conversation? Or "glib" in the meaning of insincere and shallow... in conversation?

    That quote looks less like an interview response, and more like a carefully crafted press release.

    Other phrases and uncommon construction abound, such as "I don't at all think...", I could expect that in written text that was edited and corrected, but not casually said. "And therefore, as with a lot of media..." is also weird.

    Does he really talk like that?

    1. Re:Check out the wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does he really talk like that?

      I see a lot of passive aggressive assholes talk like that on the internet, so it's possible.

    2. Re:Check out the wording by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

      "Aligned with the truth" really stood out to me as well. If that isn't a corporate-lawyer-stamped-and-approved phrase, I don't know what is.

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    3. Re:Check out the wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He just meant "has less thruthiness".

    4. Re:Check out the wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does he really talk like that?

      Who the fuck uses 'ask' as a noun?

      Plenty of autistic Silicone-for-brains Valley fucks.

      It wouldn't surprise me at all to learn that the Zuckster is, in fact, a human.

    5. Re:Check out the wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other phrases and uncommon construction abound, such as "I don't at all think...", I could expect that in written text that was edited and corrected, but not casually said.

      At least for this one thing, I'm guilty of throwing in "at all" in such sentences while casually speaking, usually being told to remove that if hastily writing a draft.

      Although I do tend to heavily stress those two words in speech, more like "I don't, AT ALL, agree..."
      You could almost hear the bold and italic on the words :P

      But this isn't to say I'm defending him or even countering your point (at all! sorry..)
      Everything else you mentioned jumped out at me as well.

    6. Re: Check out the wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Passive aggressive in speech patterns. Narcissistic personality disorder, certain.

    7. Re:Check out the wording by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Who uses the phrase "aligned with the truth" in conversation?

      Nobody.

      Or "glib" in the meaning of insincere and shallow... in conversation?

      Lots of people. But Tim Cook wasn't being glib, and I doubt that Zucky even knows what it means.

    8. Re:Check out the wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The walking, talking cybernetic organism, built to resemble the Facebook founder and CEO, was still rough around the edges, especially when it came to casual conversation, or say, a simple interview. Occasionally, phrases like aligned with the truth or I don't at all think would pepper his quotes, and later on the engineers had to replace the speech module, originally made in Malaysia, with something that was made in Austin.

  28. Oh, who to believe... by zarmanto · · Score: 1

    ... To the contrary, I think it's important that we don't all get Stockholm syndrome, and let the companies that work hard to charge you more convince you that they actually care more about you. Because that sounds ridiculous to me."

    The problem with this argument is that it represents a certain degree of hypocrisy; Zuckerberg is implying that services which take your money are only in it to get more of your money. But as the ads on Facebook become more pervasive, it's very clear that Facebook is likewise interested in the same progression... they're just getting there by a different path, that's all. Further, The Zuck is trying to throw out a red herring to sidestep the entire conversation about privacy, and about the collection, sale and leaks of user data, both public and private.

    On the other hand, it's clearly in Cook's best interest to "kick 'em while they're down," as Apple has attempted more than once to make their own forays into social media, because they're highly interested in all of that juicy (and profitable) user data, as well... but they -- and likewise Google -- have been somewhat stymied by the competitive and highly entrenched offerings available from Facebook.

    So really, who do we put more of our trust in? The mega-company which sells us cool toys at huge markups, and attempts to collect tons of data through those toys about our music/movie/television/gaming/reading/etc habits, in order to attempt to market more digital stuff to us that we'll probably like? Or the mega-company which attempts to connect us online to every single person, place, company or activity that we've ever had any contact with in our life, and which aggregates all of that into tons of data, in order to sell it en-mass to other mega-companies... so that they can attempt to market stuff to us that we'll probably like?

    I'm not even kidding... that's actually a tough call.

  29. It damn well should be Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cook should win in a landslide.

    Apple - for all their problems with "walled gardens" and even the fact they do mine your privacy - has revenue streams where you aren't the product.

    Zuck has NOTHING other than squeezing every last bit of privacy out of you until you're dead. And then he'll violate your corpse.

    Look at it this way:

    Apple is a corrupt construction company.

    Facebook is a fucking meth dealer.

    1. Re:It damn well should be Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This should be "Score:5, Insightful"

      Dirty construction company vs meth dealer is fucking brilliant

    2. Re:It damn well should be Cook by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Zuck has NOTHING other than squeezing every last bit of privacy out of you until you're dead.

      Except they need customers to not abandon the platform. So you can't endlessly harass the people that attract advertisers.

    3. Re:It damn well should be Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are sadly mistaken. Slashdot is full of Apple zealots. Say something critical of the company and you'll have tons of comments defending Apple as if you insulted their mother.

    4. Re:It damn well should be Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at it this way:

      Apple is a corrupt construction company.

      Facebook is a fucking meth dealer.

      Where are you getting free meth from?

  30. Oh bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple is very, very much a marketing company. They just chose to imprison you in the walled garden. So they don't "sell your data", they just sell tickets to the advertisers to come see you.

  31. "Glib"? This from the man who called his users ... by DaveyJJ · · Score: 1

    "Dumb fucks", when asked in an interview why people gave FB so much information voluntarily?*

    Pot, meet kettle.

    *Zuck has since said he really didn't mean it. Honestly. Probably meant to say "Stupid c&nts".

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  32. Typo. It's called "RICH" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that guy misspelled it:

    "having an advertising-supported model is the only rational model that can support building this service to rich people . . ."

    There, FTFY.

  33. Gotta Go With the Human Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tim Cook may be gay but at least he's still a human. Zuckerbot has a pretty good skinsuit, but he's still so uncanny it's unnerving.

  34. FB connects us to everyone but its own "support". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Mark Zuckberg cared about the users of Facebook, he'd give us a way to report misconduct/misconduct by the company's Community Standards. Homophobes report innocent LGBT posts, and homophobic third-world censors block the users, and there's no way to appeal or even to report problems to the company. The whole system empowers bullying and harassment, and there's no way to address the problem because of the wall Zuck has built around the company to protect it from outside feedback.

  35. Dear Mark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Dear Mark,

    When you say things like:

    The reality here is that if you want to build a service that helps connect everyone in the world, then there are a lot of people who can't afford to pay.

    Without realizing that advertisers won't pay to advertise to people with no money it sort of makes you sound like an idiot.

    1. Re:Dear Mark by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

      Dear Mark,

      When you say things like:

      The reality here is that if you want to build a service that helps connect everyone in the world, then there are a lot of people who can't afford to pay.

      Without realizing that advertisers won't pay to advertise to people with no money it sort of makes you sound like an idiot.

      Not only that, he'd be more convincing if there was a pay model AND a free model. But there's not, so everyone is the product.

      That's just damage control.

    2. Re:Dear Mark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo. Exactly what I was thinking.

      Why would an advertiser pay to place an ad in front of a user that has no funds to buy the product?
      At least FB can still sell the data on that product, er user, for other uses.

      ---------
      Never used Facebook, never will.

    3. Re:Dear Mark by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      Dear Mark,

      When you say things like:

      The reality here is that if you want to build a service that helps connect everyone in the world, then there are a lot of people who can't afford to pay.

      Without realizing that advertisers won't pay to advertise to people with no money it sort of makes you sound like an idiot.

      Maybe these people vote (or could be motivated to do so). Not all advertising is targeted to product purchases.

    4. Re:Dear Mark by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      a pay model AND a free model.

      May I direct your attention to the U.S. television industry, wherein one could receive broadcast telly or one paid money to cable companies to have channels without advertisements? Only now, one pays the cableco and sees adverts...

      How well do you trust FB to maintain the split between the free and paid tiers?

    5. Re:Dear Mark by jddimarco · · Score: 1

      Presumably, by "lots of people who can't afford to pay", Mark means people who can't afford Apple's products. These aren't necessarily people without any money at all, more likely they're people with less money than the typical apple consumer, who typically earns higher income than average.

    6. Re:Dear Mark by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      advertisers won't pay to advertise to people with no money it sort of makes you sound like an idiot.

      Advertising isn't just about selling goods - it's about increasing the "value" of the brand and its goods. In a sick way, it's the same principle that gives Bitcoin value "from nothing".

      McDonalds brand carrot sticks are a great example. Kids prefer carrot sticks from McDonalds versus carrot sticks Mom just cut up. McDonalds has managed to get into the brains of toddlers - who can't buy anything - that their food is somehow better.

      I've seen ads for Mercedes Benz since I was just as young, and as a result, I "know" that a Mercedes is a superior car... in spite of having never driven one or worked on one. It's unlikely I'll ever buy a Mercedes. But that same perception of value and superiority, in aggregate across the population, drives up the value (and cost) of a Mercedes beyond its materials, design, and build quality, and that is where Mercedes gets its value from advertising.

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      -- Sometimes you have to turn the lights off in order to see.
    7. Re:Dear Mark by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      i dunno, there's use for that data outside of marketing.

      I'd willing to bet in a lot of regions FB's data is probably more accurate than a national census. Or if a company wanted to build a factory somewhere, getting an idea of the locals might be helpful?

      Not justifying facebook or zuck of course, but in terms of data, it's probably not just about adverts.

  36. Re:iCloud End-to-End Encryption? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you make it through life with all of those tin foil hats on? Doesn't it make it hard to walk?

  37. Schmucks, all of them. by upl8n87447 · · Score: 2

    Zuckerberg uses our data to incessantly nag us into buying things we probably shouldn't, or straight up gives away / sells our data without telling us to who, for how much, or for what use. Users have no good way of getting this data back or having it deleted.

    Cook uses cheap poor foreign laborers to manufacture Apple phones and other tech, locks people into Apple tech, uses IP protections to control competition, takes a massive cut of all software sales, charges ridiculous prices for minor hardware/software upgrades, forces people into upgrading using battery throttling that he doesn't tell customers about, and stashes hundreds of billions in tax havens. In other words, Apple uses the work of poor people and every shady business practice he can muster to create a massive transference of wealth upwards from the many customers to the few shareholders / executives / high level developers.

    Both companies are awful.

    1. Re:Schmucks, all of them. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2

      , locks people into Apple tech

      Just like every other cloud provider. Google, Amazon and Valve don't let me migrate the things I "bought" on their system to alternate providers either. (Nor does MS, but that doesn't seem to have as big a store presence).

      takes a massive cut of all software sales

      The same 30% that Google, Amazon, Valve and Microsoft take.

      charges ridiculous prices for minor hardware/software upgrade

      Their software updates are free, and stretch back like half a decade. Complain about expensive hardware all you want, valid difference decisions. But, to the best of my knowledge, the software is given away to drive hardware sales.

      The battery thing was a valid complaint, but mostly from an informing their customer point of view.

      The others are not only uniform complaints of tech companies, but also Nike and most corporations.

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    2. Re:Schmucks, all of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, Apple is absolved because other companies engage in awful practices. Thanks for clearing that up.

  38. Only rational response by Naito · · Score: 1

    Fuck you Mark

  39. Re:iCloud End-to-End Encryption? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    iCloud is optional. And their ability to push specialized single-device build would show up as a new OS version, and I have to approve each update. Now, I could easily be fooled by Apple, cause how would I know? But at some point I have to trust someone, even if that someone is the signers of my Linux distro.

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  40. too late zucker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    media says you're the new trump

  41. Disingenuous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they can't afford to pay for the service, they can't afford to buy products, so how are they worth anything to advertisers?

  42. Neither? by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    There are never only two opinions on a subject. Now if you believe there are only two sides to any issue, that is brainwashing.

    1. Re: Neither? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A typical American response is to see only binary options. SAD really.

    2. Re:Neither? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You whine like smell like Zuckerfarts bitch ... smell like it too. Lift yo leg moonboi let's see wha'chr got !

    3. Re:Neither? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ, go take a remedial English class.

    4. Re:Neither? by Maritz · · Score: 1

      You whine like smell like Zuckerfarts bitch ... smell like it too. Lift yo leg moonboi let's see wha'chr got !

      Holy fuck. Is this supposed to be english? Fucking embarrassing.

      --
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  43. Greetings, Mr. Pot. I'm Mr. Kettle. by wernst · · Score: 0

    Isn't Tim Cook the CEO of the same company that intentionally throttled down the performance of nearly every older version of their phone, without being transparent and telling their users or giving them a way to opt out, with the obvious result that customers would get rid of their perfectly good existing phones and replace them unnecessarily with new $850 replacements? I think so.

    1. Re:Greetings, Mr. Pot. I'm Mr. Kettle. by Megol · · Score: 2

      This reminds me of those that have to make arguments (being generous here) against Trump even if completely unrelated in any way.
      Yes you should complain if you want to - but do it when it is relevant. This is about privacy and selling of personal information not about transparency and honest behavior.

      IMO.

  44. SLASHDOT IS A GOOD EXAPLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot's user fees are exorbitant, and God only knows what they do with your personal information. And then they disallow "offensive words",, and prevent you from linking to controversial websites. This place is run by a bunch of fascists.,
    God bless 'em.

  45. So what does this say about Apple? by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

    Does that statement actually reflect Apple's position then: they don't care about you if you're not paying? Might explain iTunes (which anyone can get for free.)

    1. Re:So what does this say about Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly,and dont forget ios is free too.

  46. Zuck is FOS and I don't mean Free Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This service" is in reference to Facebook, who's only real purpose was to farm plebs for data to be sold to the highest bidder, state actors and propagandists getting first dibs, of course. It is plain to see that "the only rational model that can support building this service" is one where Zuck gets rich by conning normal people into letting him mine their personal lives and phones for details that can be neatly packaged into sellable dossiers filled with SEXINT, kompromat, or whatever you want to call it.

  47. Not financially accountable == not accountable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find that argument, that if you're not paying that somehow we can't care about you, to be extremely glib. And not at all aligned with the truth.

    If it's not aligned with the truth, then I would love to hear him make an argument for that, and I don't see Zuckerberg making any sort of convincing attempt here. And 100.0% of my experience (if you don't count Facebook) is that someone who isn't financially accountable, simply doesn't act accountable. And so far, I haven't seen anything that suggests that Facebook is a bizarrely anomalous exception to this otherwise well-confirmed rule.

    The reality here is that if you want to build a service that helps connect everyone in the world, then there are a lot of people who can't afford to pay.

    Email is extremely cheap, and if this guy thinks he does a better job (or even as good of a job) of connecting people than email, then he is completely, irredeemably delusional.

    I hate being on Apple's "side" (are there really sides here?), because their products have been so awful for the last decade or so, but at least they're legitimate even if clumsy and distasteful. People are able to use them for gain. Facebook, OTOH, offers nothing.

    Cook should be careful about asking for "well crafted regulation" though. If we ever start really regulating IT, one of the first, most basic things we would do would be to outlaw malware, where malware is defined as anything that runs on someone's own computer but is intended to work directly against the owner's interests. That means no more mandatory use of Apple's store for acquiring software, for example. Wall gardens would be totally illegal in any sensibly regulated computer culture. I would expect companies like Apple, Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft to lobby strenuously against even the most basic, fundamental, no-brainer regulation.

    OTOH, maybe that would actually make Apple's handheld PCs attractive, so who knows, it could increase their sales.

  48. "Glib" by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Merely calling an argument "glib" basically means "your response was concise yet devastating, and I am unhappy about it." An actual glib response should be answered by addressing the oversimplification.

    Marky Zuck then goes on to call "fake news" on the fact that Facebook's users are its product. They're an advertising platform, they sell their users' viewing time to advertisers, this isn't a secret.

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    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
  49. Kids, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kids... you're both just... just awful.

    -- Family Guy

  50. How contemptuous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Facebook wanted to connect everyone in the world without cost, they would have connected everyone in the world without cost. But that isn't what they wanted, and that isn't what they did. They wanted to to obtain everyone's private data and sell it to whoever would pay and did it with a Trojan horse by pretending to connect everyone in the world.

    Hey Zuck! I want to get a list of everyone in Elk Grove, California who is going to be on vacation in June. Do I need to actually send them the advertising, or can I just pay for the list with bitcoin, and do you sell bolt-cutters?

  51. You know who is not glib? by zomberi · · Score: 0

    Schmark Zuckerberg

  52. I'm with Zuck on This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any CEO that cleans up his own dog's scat is good by me

  53. Gnome Glib by SavSoul · · Score: 1

    I honestly sat for 10 seconds trying to figure out why he cared about Gnome or GLib. That capitalization really broke me. https://developer.gnome.org/gl...

  54. This is not... by Joviex · · Score: 1

    Being an asshole, both of them, is not mutually exclusive.

    Do we care that two people who don't care for us, are having a lover's quarrel?

    1. Re:This is not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they're both cunts.

  55. Re:iCloud End-to-End Encryption? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you make it through life with all of those tin foil hats on? Doesn't it make it hard to walk?

    No, it doesn't. At some point (I think it was in the late 1980s though I didn't really notice until the 1990s when the software got more ubiquitous) you realize that technological advances have made it so that a tinfoil hat weighs less than your hair, and also less than any other hat.

    There's simply no reason not to be encrypting the fuck out of everything, unless your computer is older than than a 80386/68020/etc. If you've upgraded your hardware since the mid-1980s, then you should be ready to upgrade the rest of your tech to a level appropriate for use with the Internet.

    And the big news of 2005-2013 was that what used to be considered "paranoid" turned out to be actually common sense. All those crazy ideas for how someone might theoretically attacking you -- turns out they're actually doing it! But while we had the means to resist it, we had talked ourselves into not doing so. Hopefully, post-Snowden, though, we're no longer going to all the extra trouble to remain insecure.

  56. That's not the argument by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    that argument, that if you're not paying that somehow we can't care about you,

    No no no Zucky boy, that's not the argument. We know you most assuredly care about us... but only to the extent that we are the product. Don't pretend you don't know the quote. Reframing the issue like you tried to do isn't going to earn you any points here. You care about users, but you care a LOT more about customers.

    What you do is connect people.... to advertisers.

  57. What Zuckerberg Meant by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    It is a poor farmer who slaughters his sheep when he has no market for the meat and wool.

    --
    I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
    1. Re:What Zuckerberg Meant by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      It is a poor farmer who slaughters his sheep when he has no market for the meat and wool.

      It is a poor farmer who slaughters his sheep for wool, period.

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    2. Re:What Zuckerberg Meant by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Which might explain why I didn't say that.

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    3. Re:What Zuckerberg Meant by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      It is a poor farmer who slaughters his sheep when he has no market for the meat and wool. - hyades1

      That clearly says a farmer should slaughter his sheep for the wool when there is a market for wool.

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  58. MZ is living in a distopian virtual reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook can't even release VR displays without keeping a 24x7 connection to Facebook alive whether they are even being used or not.

    Facebook engages in massive cross-site tracking across a significant proportion of websites across the world whether you're a "customer" or not.

    Facebook continually creeps out its own users by being better at finding our "other" girlfriends than our existing ones.

    Every privacy policy starts out by saying how seriously they respect and care about you and your privacy. Then proceed to enumerate every possible way in which you should expect to be fucked with and 0wn3d. Facebook's privacy policies and behavior are among the most egregious I have ever seen.

    What MZ doesn't appreciate is nobody gives a shit about what comes out of his mouth. His army of PR turd polishers are just pouring fuel on the fire. We all know he thinks his users are "dumb fucks". We know where his $$$ comes from. Every time MZ opens his mouth the hole he is standing in gets another foot deeper.

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    rm -rf AS32934

  59. Linux...Donations...Volunteers? by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 1

    ...So, they're both wrong.

  60. "well-crafted regulation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahahahahahahaahaha!

    +5 Funny

  61. Partially correct. by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "I find that argument, that if you're not paying that somehow we can't care about you, to be extremely glib"

    It's not that you can't, Zuck, it's that you DON'T.

  62. So the Jew says to the fag... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Tim you are extremely glib."

  63. Isn't it obvious? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

    Zuckerberg cares about YOU, not the money--that's why he's a multi-billionaire!

  64. Every time I hear from Zuck I'm tempted to delete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm there for family and a few friends, if they leave I most certainly would too.

  65. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  66. Advertising companies by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Well, do you mean they aren't an ad company themselves? Or do you actually think they dont advertise?

    You really can't figure this out? Look at the financial statements. Apple does not make a significant percentage of their revenue from advertisements. Advertising to them is a cost center, not a source of significant profit. Compare to Google and Facebook which make virtually all of their revenue by selling advertising space. Facebook doesn't make money advertising Facebook - they make money selling ad space to other companies.

    1. Re:Advertising companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So apple is overcharging AND selling your data. But your argument is they are not making a lot of money selling your data so its ok?

    2. Re:Advertising companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They advertise their products. They don't rely on the Facebook, Microsoft, Google, Twitter model of spying on you and using that information to sell ad space.

      Apple advertises their products. Facebook uses you to advertise for a third party. Huge difference, fucking moron.

      numbnuts.

  67. Hey, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fleecing people so a bunch of suits can hold hands & sing Kum ba yah is a perfectly valid business model.

  68. dis-ingenuie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You know, I find that argument, " I think he is the second person that I know of begin a sentence with that, and I always find that dis-ingenue.

  69. slashdot hates fanbois and spys, not apple/Social by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's no dichotomy here. Slashdot doesn't hate apple but rather the arrogance of the fanboi. Only a few simpletons persist in arguing that apple products are great products in and of themselves. Likewise, Slashdotters are of a ilk that uses social media but also has a deeper appreciation of the insidious privacy invasion at work.

    Thus Apples stance is admirable even to haters. What might taint it is that Apple isn't pure as the driven snow either, despite fanboi exaggeration.

    But it should be recognized that "if you aren't paying for the product, you are the product". Sure you get facebook for "free". But it's not free is it? Apple hardware's baseline cost is higher than other brand's entry level prices. But they don't make (as much) money on the backend of your personal data, they do have a phenomenal security record even including lapses, and moreover they rarely make rush-to-market mistakes that lead people to ignore security up front in getting the product out the door. THey have a very wholistic view, and remarkable a corporate philosopy of excellence not just dominance, so they view their moves with that lens.

    With younger generations the sell out of privacy isn't considered as negative as it is to older generations. Part of that is custom but a lot of it wisdom. Tattoos and vaping seem cool too when you are young too. Like those it remains to be seen if either foregoing private data control or heavy vaping will be a transient phenomena or new normal. I'd bet there's a backlash on both eventually, along with a tinge of regret. But really who knows. Maybe private data isn't going to be important. Maybe coating my lungs with PEG and VOCs won't give me palsy and emphysema when I'm 60.

    Personally, apple and linux are my preferred tools. I use apple as a persistent platform that I can reliable count on across decades to be nearly trouble free hardware, exquisitely maintained firmware, and very very few surprises in the operating system. Since my time has value, the cost of apple's ecosystem is a actually a huge savings of both time and money. On the otherhand when I need raw computation/$$ I buy linux machines, use them then salvage them. Trying to maintain a cheap linux machine over time isn't worth the cost in effort or risks in patching a cobweb of bolted together libraries. I periodically just nuke all my installed packages and rebuilt for my current projects. I find that any given package manager system only has a lifetime of few years before there's something better to learn anew for what ever distro is right for the job (currently I'm in love with anaconda and Linux mint).

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  70. ..& your smartphone is safe, right Zuckerschmu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-google-information-nsa-iphone-android-data-personal-2016-2

  71. Where's the good journalism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why doesn't anyone ask Zuck why he thinks his users are "dumb fucks" for trusting him?

  72. yea so this isn't changing anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Five of my family members talked about Facebook and posted on Facebook constantly during Easter. When I pointed out what was going on recently with FB, they laughed at me and went back to flipping through pictures. I think Zuck could murder someone in a crowded room, bathe in their blood, and people would still use FB.

  73. status = WillCoughUp by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

    Knowing who would pay would be extremely valuable to FB.... The incentives would not be good.

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  74. Actually Zuck's being glib by shm · · Score: 2

    Apple's customers are also its users. Facebook's customers are their advertisers.

    Notice how he avoids making that explicit?

    Zuck's the one being glib.

  75. Sell the data... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just sell the personal data...hey Mark.

  76. Behold the sheared crow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...commenting on the soaring eagle:

      I had a fb account when they started, visited their office one day, had a guy show me what they can see on my profile, went out and immediately deleted my fb account, never looked back and told everyone to GTFO of fb because the brazenness Zuckerberg has and keeps rising to new hights is unrivaled.

      This guy is a vulture feasting on the human vulnerability to share pictures and interact with loved ones and friends online,
      in return for unparalleled surveillance, well hidden between the lines in the EULA or T&Cs, being worth billions to the SEO pile of crap.

    Each time he gets caught with his hands in the cookie jar, he gets away with it because the governments that should regulate the privacy rape orgy fb is and remains are just to busy drinking the lobby kool aid with a thumbs up on it or as shown recently, happily benefit from the data fb also sells to them to "improve democracy"

    On the other hand, I bought a macbook air 2011 which is still working great and still receives security updates from apple, only recently put in a new battery and love it to bits.

  77. Douches gonna douche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glib? They guy who created and runs Facebook is calling someone else glib? The company that invented the monetization of trendiness, insecurity, vanity and narcissism?

    I wish we could still use the "c" word (in the sense that the Brits use it) 'cause that's really the best word to describe this tool. Douche is still allowed, though, right? We can call him a douche, can't we?

    (BTW, I had to look up the definition of glib because it's been so long since I heard it used. Here's dictionary.com's primary definition: readily fluent, often thoughtlessly, superficially, or insincerely so)

  78. glibc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call me a geek, but whenever I see the word "glib", I always think "glibc".

  79. It's what Zuck DIDN'T say by misaltas · · Score: 1

    He didn't say that FB cares about people, he just said that the level of "care" a provider shows its users, is not at all connected to whether or not the provider charges users directly.

    The only "care" the user or the provider need to show is that which is spelled out in the ToS.

    Beyond that, Apple cares that people keep buying, and FB cares that people keep connecting. How is this a problem?

  80. Max Hedroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather pay money for a service than be used by one for free.

  81. Take a walk, Suckerberg... by iq145 · · Score: 1