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Late To Bed, Early To Die? Night Owls May Die Sooner (livescience.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: Bad news for "night owls": Those who tend to stay up late and sleep in well past sunrise are at increased risk of early death, a new study from the United Kingdom suggests. The research, which involved nearly half a million people, found that self-described "evening people" were 10 percent more likely to die over a 6.5-year period, compared with self-described morning people. The findings add to a growing body of research that suggests that being a night owl could have negative effects on health. Many of these effects may be attributable to a misalignment between a person's internal clock, or circadian rhythm, and the socially imposed timing of work and other activities, the researchers said. "'Night owls' trying to live in a 'morning lark' world may have health consequences for their bodies," study co-author Kristen Knutson, an associate professor of neurology at Northwestern University Feinberg School of Medicine, said in a statement.

217 comments

  1. meh fuck em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sleep like a lord.

    1. Re:meh fuck em by Mr0bvious · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fuck... shit.... it's fuck'n 2:48am...

      FUUUUUCK

      going to BED NOW!!!

      see you all tomorrow

      FUUUUCK!!!!!

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    2. Re: meh fuck em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is 17:27 here, which is the proper time.

    3. Re:meh fuck em by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      So wait until past 6am or even 8am -- you'll get to bed really, really early. That should make you beat all records of lifespan!

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    4. Re:meh fuck em by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Think of it this way... If you live to a ripe old age you'll be sharing your time with boring old farts who dont drink, go to bed early and think the height of excitement is eating a 2nd Werthers Original.

      Screw that, I'll have another pint and stay up to 4 am this morning. I'd much rather it be said that granddad died because he spent so much time at rock concerts when he was young he had a heart attack at a strip club at 3 am at the age of 65 than regaling my grandkids with tales of how I went to bed at a respectable time and never touched a sip of wine whilst worrying that next time I feel anything in my trousers that I wont make it to the toilet in time at the age of 90.

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    5. Re:meh fuck em by Methadras · · Score: 1

      A shit lord? Even a turd needs its rest.

  2. "sleep past sunrise increased risk of early death" by JoeyRox · · Score: 5, Funny

    If one sleeps past sunrise then dies then his death would be late rather than early :)

  3. No wonder by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To even get out of bed in time we have to add unhealthy chemicals to our body that increase our blood pressure. Stop messing with the damn clock and let me come to work around 1pm and I'll be fine.

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    1. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lookatchu, early bird. Three PM crew 4 lyfe.

    2. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually caffeine doesn't raise your blood pressure, it widens your blood vessels which lowers it. Your body's natural homeostatic reaction constricts it back, which is reasonably healthy in moderation. Anything can be unhealthy done too much.

    3. Re:No wonder by unrtst · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Reminds me of the book, "Eastern Standard Tribe", by Cory Doctorow.

      Since you don't know each others timezones, you might both be waking up at the same time, putting you both in the same tribe.

      The headline is also a lie. It's contradicted in the summary itself. This study isn't about going to bed early or late; it's about how much sleep one gets at night (ie: "Night owls' trying to live in a 'morning lark' world"). If the night owls' simply slept in just as much as they stayed up, it would be an entirely different study.

    4. Re:No wonder by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The only time I was ever early for work was when I was working remotely for a US company in Cali while sitting in Europe...

      Yeah, even I can be on time for meetings at 8am when I'm living 9 hours away.

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    5. Re: No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said caffeine? Just you, and now me.
      Maybe OP meant crack? Most people seem to be on crack these days...
      Would explain why we're getting braindead studies like the one in TFA.

      Protip: night owls already know they are dying early. That's why we're up all night.

    6. Re: No wonder by omnichad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Both cocaine and caffeine constrict your blood vessels. It does eventually self-regulate to a more normal state. That's why caffeine withdrawal headaches happen - the body over-dilates the blood vessels in the brain to compensate for caffeine that isn't there.

    7. Re:No wonder by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the book, "Eastern Standard Tribe", by Cory Doctorow.

      Since you don't know each others timezones, you might both be waking up at the same time, putting you both in the same tribe.

      The headline is also a lie. It's contradicted in the summary itself. This study isn't about going to bed early or late; it's about how much sleep one gets at night (ie: "Night owls' trying to live in a 'morning lark' world"). If the night owls' simply slept in just as much as they stayed up, it would be an entirely different study.

      Exactly what I thought, too.

    8. Re: No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay trivia bot, but what's that got to do with the question or even this thread?

    9. Re:No wonder by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

      Actually caffeine doesn't raise your blood pressure, it widens your blood vessels which lowers it.

      And three to five cups a day have been shown to substantially extend average lifespan. (And it's not "sick people tend to give up caffeine", like the little down-bump in death rateat one alcoholic drink per day proved to be.) So my (quite reputed) cardiologist PRESCRIBED a couple cups of coffee per day for me. B-)

      Personally, I like to start the day with a warm shower. That way I get my body temp up without a big adrenaline spike - or at least a much smaller one - and less metabolic energy production (with the resulting free radical damage).

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    10. Re:No wonder by butchersong · · Score: 0

      Seems likely early risers correlate to more responsible lifestyles in general. It would be more interesting if they'd at least controlled for conscientious behavior in other areas of their lives and did the comparison at that level. Everyone I know that calls themselves night owls are just rather lazy. I say that as... something of a night owl myself.

    11. Re: No wonder by shaitand · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "To even get out of bed in time we have to add unhealthy chemicals to our body that increase our blood pressure."

      Both caffeine and cocaine are potentially unhealthy chemicals people are taking to manage the sleep patterns that arise from night owls having to adapt to a world which has a schedule catered to day larks as an artifact of having once been centered around natural lighting and agriculture.

      Today we are familiar with cocaine as an ultra pure extract of insane concentration being used by drug addicts, when it was outlawed it was generally a very dilute tea made from leaves with similar properties to caffeine and milder side effects. It was outlawed because the tea and coffee industries had a better lobby. The highly concentrated stuff mostly came about because it is smaller and easier to smuggle that way. If you treated caffeine the way we've come to treat cocaine it wouldn't be highly addictive only because you'd be dead. Nobody researches positive health effects of cocaine but it shares many of the same mechanisms believed to be responsible for the positive effects of caffeine. It may be trivia but it is worth challenging societal and preconceived notions now and then. In countries where they grow naturally it is quite common for workers to chew coca leaves in a use similar to our drinking of coffee or British drinking of tea.

    12. Re:No wonder by Roogna · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This exactly. As a natural night owl, when I'm in situations where I'm able to stick to my natural body clock, go to bed late, and wake up later. I feel refreshed and awake.

      Do I normally get to go to bed late and wake up late? No. In our current society I've spent the majority of my life having to get up early and then trying to force myself to sleep early. Not to mention time changes, and everything else the world does to try and mess with anyone deemed not on some random "perfect" schedule. There's no way being exhausted all the time is healthy for anyone.

      But give me a couple weeks of vacation and the majority of that is spent going to bed at 3-4am, waking up whenever, and feeling better than ever.

    13. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, early risers are in a better position to make use of the day as it's currently laid out. They're up early enough to be able to get things done before work, or make the commute more leisurely as they're already awake enough to deal with it. They then have a few hours after work where they're still relatively alert and functioning.

      The problem that the night owls have is that they're basically screwed over. Most of them couldn't fall asleep earlier without a great deal of effort. When they are up in the morning they're only nominally awake and fighting against their body's desire to go back to bed.

      It wouldn't surprise me if night owls that are stuck working during the typical 9-5 wind up dying much earlier than the people who set the schedule to 9-5. In other parts of the world, they don't necessarily work those hours.

      But, really, the night owls have it easy compared with the dolphin types. We're just waking up the time that everybody else is going to bed and we're usually still thinking for the first couple hours of sleep, which leads us to the impression that we're getting only a few hours a night. Plus, we're not even awake until sometime in the afternoon, and spend most of our work day fighting off sleep.

    14. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless of course some people are simply night owls by nature and forcing them to conform to your standards of 'conscientious' behavior is unhealthy for them. Getting up late is not lazy if you also work through the night.

    15. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong

      "Caffeine acutely increases blood pressure and peripheral vascular resistance, in part because of sympathetic stimulation. Its effects on large artery properties are largely unknown. In a double-blind crossover study, 7 healthy subjects 26+/-2.6 years of age (mean+/-SEM) were studied for 90 minutes while in the supine position on 2 occasions separated by a week in random order after ingestion of 250 mL caffeinated (150 mg) and decaffeinated (2 mg) coffee. Compared with baseline, arterial stiffness measured by carotid femoral pulse wave velocity increased progressively from 7.2+/-0.41 to 8.0+/-0.6 m/s (P0.05) at 90 minutes after caffeine intake, an effect that may be independent of changes in blood pressure. In addition, arterial wave reflection, measured by applanation tonometry from the aortic pressure waveform, also increased from -5.7+/-7.6% to 5.28%+/-5.6 (P0.01). No such changes were seen with decaffeinated coffee intake. Although the integral of the brachial systolic and diastolic blood pressure values over the 90 minutes was larger (P0.05) after caffeinated than decaffeinated coffee intake, the effect on aortic systolic and diastolic blood pressures was more pronounced (P0.05) than on the brachial artery. These results show a significant effect of caffeine intake on arterial tone and function and suggest that caffeine acutely increases arterial stiffness."

    16. Re: No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am lazy too but I am early riser. How does that fit in with your theory?

  4. Correlation =\= Causation by Jahoda · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I remember a time on the "old" Slashdot when articles like this never hit the front page. Thr article itself seems to give no indication that we are controlling for diet, excercise, other health factors. Just "welp people who are night owls are more likely to die". annecdotally, the times in my life when I was up until 4 AM and sleeping until 2-3 were certainly not the periods where I maintained my health responsibly.

    1. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I couldn't agree more. I think its more likely that people who tend to stay up late and sleep in are associated with more risk taking behavior.

      "Death" is a hell of a test factor for an experiment, especially irrespective of cause.

      That said, i bet if we dug into the data there's way better clickbait titles to be mined in there.
      If someone contracted herpes during the experiment, would sleeping in increase your chances of getting herpes?
      How about buying a new car?
      If you sleep in are you more likely to buy a Ford?

      If i were to completely unscientifically and sight unseen postulate an actual takeaway from a study like this, I would bet that most of these "night owls" work part time or multiple jobs. That is a data point that I would be more interested in.

    2. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by obenchainr · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, the research article itself covers this. From the abstract:

      "The primary outcomes were all-cause mortality and mortality due to cardiovascular disease (CVD). Prevalent disease was also compared among the chronotype groups. Analyses were adjusted for age, sex, ethnicity, smoking, body mass index, sleep duration, socioeconomic status and comorbidities. Greater eveningness, particularly being a definite evening type, was significantly associated with a higher prevalence of all comorbidities." [Emphasis mine]

      Association is of course not causation, and the abstract doesn't imply causation at all beyond the obvious and already-stated: "Mortality risk in evening types may be due to behavioural, psychological, and physiological risk factors, many of which may be attributable to chronic misalignment between internal physiological timing and externally imposed timing of work and social activities. These findings suggest the need for researching possible interventions aimed at either modifying circadian rhythms in individuals or at allowing evening types greater working hour flexibility."

    3. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Scientists need to conduct some kind of scientific study to determine exactly how many of these scientific studies are actually needed.

      Back in the olden days we had scientist who were eployed trying to understand the universe. Today it seems like they spend most of their time writing grant proposals and putting strange conclusions on the internet. Sure we had racism, but we also discovered how the heart works. I do not think today's scientist can hold a candle to the old timey scientists.

    4. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly. What are the stats if you filter out the people in the late night crowd that are staying up late to drink, smoke and generally live a party lifestyle.

      If you look at professional, healthy lifestyle types - who just happen to work later hours and have the luxury to roll into the office at 10am.... Wonder if they die 10% sooner still..

    5. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep. thanks for saving me the anon post.

    6. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You realize that essentially says nothing right?
      Pay attention the the clear effort to avoid making any concrete assertions.

      "Mortality risk in evening types MAY be due to behavioural, psychological, and physiological risk factors, MANY OF WHICH MAY be attributable to chronic misalignment between internal physiological timing and externally imposed timing of work and social activities. These findings suggest the need for researching possible interventions aimed at either modifying circadian rhythms in individuals or at allowing evening types greater working hour flexibility."

      That entire sentence is constructed from the conclusion up, and not from the evidence down.

    7. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      ...just trying to start a conversation.

    8. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah but one that doesn't go anywhere? Intentionally? Just to inflate the authors ego?

      They can just STFU.

    9. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by Miamicanes · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The biggest problem "night owls" have is living in a society that forces them to live in a state of life-long sleep-deprivation if they have any kind of normal job.

      I just don't get tired naturally until 2 or 3am. I can fall asleep earlier if I'm sleep-deprived, but THEN my body treats it like an afternoon nap... I'll wake up 3-5 hours later, then be unable to fall asleep again until dawn. My earliest sustainable go-to-bed time is ~12:30am (with Ambien & melatonin).

      I worked happily for years at a company that let me work 11-7 (usually a little later, but I didn't mind). I rarely got sick & did the best work in my life. Sadly, the company didn't survive The Great Recession.

      I later worked for 2 months at a job that required me to get up at 6:30am... it damn near killed me. I was getting sick enough to need antibiotics every 2-3 weeks (mostly strep & sinus infections), crashed & burned into Friday night, and didn't start to feel "not awful" until Sunday... and then the hell began started again. My short-term memory went down the toilet & took months to heal after I quit.

      By week 4 of my hellish early-morning job, I was having worse & worse muscle cramps... first, randomly at night. Then, sitting at my desk. Then at completely random moments, including driving or just walking. I'm convinced I was weeks away from having a heart attack that would basically have been just another muscle cramp, and probably would have literally died if I'd kept it up.

    10. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem "night owls" have is living in a society that forces them to live in a state of life-long sleep-deprivation if they have any kind of normal job.

      Boy, isn't THAT the truth!

    11. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by Guybrush_T · · Score: 1

      Yep, empty research with clickbait title ... like ... we've seen 10 times in the last year, contradicting each other. We shouldn't even react to those stupid articles, but I guess the troll is too strong.

    12. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The summary almost tries to hides the why. Probably for the same reason many people misread the bit about circadian rhythm. Not long ago it was believed everyone had the same circadian rhythm. Much medical literature and treatments, even diseases, are still dependent on this idea. But it has been shown to be false. Night owls are more likely to die because they are forced to conform to a world that is based on a day larks circadian rhythm rather than a night owls.

      The only reason society has evolved to match the patterns of the day lark is because they most closely relate to natural light sources which are crucial to agriculture. There are no shortage of nocturnal creatures in nature and no particular reason to assume humans would all be innately attuned to match the sun cycle, agriculture was just so a crucial part of our lives for so long (but not evolutionary scale long) everyone just thought that was natural and those who didn't easily adapt were lazy.

    13. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The summary was poor. Sleeping in didn't increase death. A person with a night owl circadian rytheme being forced to sleep and live in a manner that matches a day larks circadian rhythm resulted in increased death. Day larks should be awake and work during the day, night owls should sleep during the day and work at night. Post offices, doctors offices, dmv's, restaurants, etc generally only allow for one of these rhythms to exist without regular disruption.

    14. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Not just if they have any kind of normal job but because everyone being forced into day larks hours means they can't do business at any of the places that employee others who work those jobs. Great, work the night shift, you still can't go to restaurant, attend your nieces birthday party, go a funeral, mail a letter, get a permit to build a shed, work with a contractor, etc etc etc without sleep deprivation.

    15. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by StuartHankins · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Get checked for sleep apnea. That was why I was initially staying up... and drinking more than I should have in an effort to get sleepy enough to go to bed. It's a vicious cycle... Now I'm sleepy earlier and get up easier.

    16. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      the $64,000 question though is if one's circadian cycle can be adjusted over time.

      If you're born a lark, are you destined to never become a pro-gamer, or simpson's marathon champion?

      (in all seriousness, being a life-long 'night-owl', maintaining a 9-5 schedule has always been a struggle.. so really, if it were possible through diligence and suffering, I'd totally go for it.)

    17. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by asackett · · Score: 1

      "Everyone else gets here on time every day..."

      Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder is a one of the big reasons I've been self employed for a couple o' decades now. I fought the disorder for years because society demanded it, but all I got for it was more and more burned out and far more susceptible to troublesome bouts of insomnia lasting as long as a month. Insomnia beyond about two weeks makes it completely impossible to live up to normal expectations and feels like slowly dying. There's no such thing as a job that's worth that kind of misery.

      My perspective is simple: "Everyone else is just fine with my schedule". I sleep 4AM to noon and if you can't cope with that you're the one with the problem. I'm doing fine.

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    18. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by Miamicanes · · Score: 2

      Incidentally, there's abundant evidence that magnesium deficiency is a bigger risk factor for having a heart attack than cholesterol or fat.

      Chronic sleep deprivation frequently results in magnesium-depletion.

      Magnesium is what signals your muscles to relax. That's why cramps are easy to trigger when you're magnesium-deficient... muscles get the signal to contract... and do... but don't get the signal to relax, so they keep pulling as hard as they can. And often, opposing bundles of muscle start to pull simultaneously.

      First aid tip: the best thing I've found to quickly shut down a wave of spasms is magnesium citrate laxative. It only takes an ounce or two, works within minutes, and *usually* won't act like a laxative in small amounts. I personally consider it to be an essential first-aid supply, on par with ibuprofen & bandages. Once I finally made the connection between sleep-deprivation, magnesium, and muscle spasms, treating both the immediate crisis (the spasm) and root cause (magnesium-depletion from sleep-deprivation) became a lot easier.

    19. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Right, the more accurate description should be that trying to live according to the wrong rhythm has significant health problems associated. You see the same thing when those morning people are forced to work nights or evenings, they're just not adapted to it and they never do. So, they'll show up, but the health impacts can be significant.

      For the optimal society, we should be encouraging people to consider their circadian rhythm when choosing careers as somebody that likes being up all night is probably going to be more productive and happy when they work a job that's later in the day whereas people who are early risers are probably better off with jobs that are early in the morning.

    20. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by asackett · · Score: 1

      Just a thot: magnesium acetate is more bioavailable and so less likely to loosen the bowels (because the mag doesn't get that far).

      I mix magnesium laxative (e.g. Milk of Magnesia) 1:4 in apple cider vinegar and mix an ounce of the solution into a liter of water that I drink from throughout the day. Works fine with no worries.

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    21. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right about getting a sleep study done, however completely wrong about there necessarily a sleep disorder involved.

      Some people just aren't naturally meant to be awake during the day. The easiest way to know is to take your temperature throughout the day from when you get up to when you go to bed and watch the rise and fall over the course of the day. People who are supposed to be up during the day will see the temperature start to fall in the evening and rise in the morning.

      However, for some of us, it's the opposite, it rises during the evening and falls during the morning. Which makes it extremely difficult to be alert during the day and tired during the night.

      My guess is that it's because of the past times when our species needed to have some people up all night to warn against predators and incursions by other bands of humans. But, for whatever reason a substantial minority of people just are not going to do well on our typical schedule and nothing really works to deal with it.

    22. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Just a thot: magnesium acetate is more bioavailable and so less likely to loosen the bowels (because the mag doesn't get that far).

      I mix magnesium laxative (e.g. Milk of Magnesia) 1:4 in apple cider vinegar and mix an ounce of the solution into a liter of water that I drink from throughout the day. Works fine with no worries.

      Thanks for the tip; but that sounds REALLY vile... And I LIKE Apple Cider Vinegar!

    23. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by asackett · · Score: 1

      It's not something I'd order at a bar, but it's within the realm of tolerable for most folks. Just avoid the flavored MoM -- the cherry flavor is particularly disgusting in this solution.

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    24. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everyone else gets here on time every day..."

      Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder is a one of the big reasons I've been self employed for a couple o' decades now. I fought the disorder for years because society demanded it, but all I got for it was more and more burned out and far more susceptible to troublesome bouts of insomnia lasting as long as a month. Insomnia beyond about two weeks makes it completely impossible to live up to normal expectations and feels like slowly dying. There's no such thing as a job that's worth that kind of misery.

      My perspective is simple: "Everyone else is just fine with my schedule". I sleep 4AM to noon and if you can't cope with that you're the one with the problem. I'm doing fine.

      Indeed, it does seem that narcissist bosses with no boundary issues (IE they expect you at their beck and call 24/7 despite only paying you from 9 to 5 weekdays..) are more of a health risk than when you decide to sleep. Ask yourself this question, do astronauts suffer from this effect when they are crossing a time zone every few minutes? They wake up late somewhere an their sleep time is definitely not correlated to the rising and setting of the sun from their perspective, yet they are immune to this effect.

      I bet that the stress caused by bully asshole bosses is more of a health risk.

    25. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spend most of their time writing grant proposals

      It's the reason I got out of science and moved to a more lucrative field. And is not so much about understanding the universe as finding out something that will give a competitive advantage. Nothing wrong with that, but I didn't want to beg for money the rest of my life.

    26. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      It's not something I'd order at a bar, but it's within the realm of tolerable for most folks. Just avoid the flavored MoM -- the cherry flavor is particularly disgusting in this solution.

      I'd imagine the mint wouldn't be so hot, either...

    27. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Is it possible to adapt?

      After 8 years of getting up at 6:30AM, it's only become worse.
      My health (both physical and mental) seems to be slowly but steadily decreasing and I'm not quite sure how much longer I can manage.

      But hey, the company will soon have flex times (yeah right, they've been promising this for 4 years)....

    28. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Or more productively, we should encourage businesses to accommodate the rhythms of their employees for every position so that working in accounting or higher level positions no longer means being tied to a 9-5.

      If we are being honest, night owls may well be 30% or more of the population.

    29. Re:Correlation =\= Causation by shaitand · · Score: 1

      It might be possible but I'm skeptical. I've been fighting for 20yrs and only during one brief 2 month stint did I have a schedule that matched my night owlness for any length of time. Given a couple weeks off I automatically find myself shifting back to being up all night... hell, a fair amount of time I slip just given a weekend.

      Someone else pointed out we aren't born larks or owls. As a father I can assure you that is true. Babies are polyphasic sleepers. For practical reasons (and because you don't want to take any risks playing with something different than what is known to work and be healthy for a newborn) we start adjusting them to a lark schedule.

      It could well be that the schedule we could all adjust to is polyphasic with interval sleeping and the rapid onset REM (take a 20min nap every couple hours, round the clock, and REM sleep kicks in immediately) but adjusting from the long period sleep schedule to a polyphasic is extremely hard, first because you will effectively have no sleep for 3-7 days while your body adjusts it's REM habits and second because of the rest of the world who has no accommodation or understanding of polyphasic sleeping.

    30. Re: Correlation =\= Causation by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      I'm really excited about starting 2nd shift work soon. 12-10. Can't wait. And they'll pay me 10% extra for it. Consider career change if you can't get the hours your body needs.

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  5. Re:Not true by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

    Don't want to mess with my circadian rhythm, its the only rhythm I've got.

  6. night owls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good riddance

    1. Re:night owls by skids · · Score: 1

      And all those pesky left-handers. And the people without facebook accounts. And the colorblind guys. And the occasional ebohphobe.

      (point being eventually you end up writing off everyone but your cousin, with whom you end up reproducing)

      I'd say "conform or die" but according to TFA it's more like "conform AND die".

    2. Re:night owls by gweihir · · Score: 1

      It is "conform and die" and that is no surprise. Permanently violating your body with an unnatural sleep-cycle is not a good idea. Now, how do we get rid of all these fucked up larks that think they rule the world?

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    3. Re:night owls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >And all those pesky left-handers.

      Ugh, no kidding. Their incessant whining about the sides of their left hands being smudged with ink as they write is just sooooo tiresome. Hey lefties, try holding the pen and writing without dragging the side of your palm across the paper and you won't get ink smudges, dimwit!

    4. Re:night owls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Permanently violating your body with an unnatural sleep-cycle is not a good idea.

      C'mon, you know night owls love to be violated in that way. It's not an unnatural "sleep-cycle", it's your fetish, pervert.

    5. Re:night owls by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Not only that, there are a hell of a lot more of night owls than the "day walkers", call them larks if you want, care to acknowledge. Sure, most people expect the post office to be open during daylight hours and the night shift is slow in most businesses... that isn't because there aren't enough of us to keep them busy, it's because we are all being forced onto day walker schedules.

    6. Re:night owls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the people without facebook accounts.

      Hey, there are dozens of us!

  7. I am sick of these articles by DaMattster · · Score: 2

    There are any number of ways that you can die. You can die crossing the street so you can't live in fear of death. Wouldn't you rather lead a life that you enjoy versus trying to live for ever? We are only meant to spend a finite amount of time on this earth so you might as well do what you want, within reason. Articles like these remind me of the news filler stuff about coffee and chocolate. One day they're good for you, the next oh the horrors.

  8. Give it to me straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "'Night owls' trying to live in a 'morning lark' world may have health consequences for their bodies,"

    Enough with the scientific babble doc. Give it to me in pain English.

    1. Re:Give it to me straight by jiriw · · Score: 1

      Give it to me in pain English.

      If you truly want it in plain English. That would be:

      'If you don't sleep enough, you'll die early. So either start working later, or start sleeping earlier. If the latter one is feasible for you is not yet determined and target of further research.'

      If you want the nowadays popular 'angry world' version, it goes something like this:

      'If you usually sleep in around 3 AM and your pointy haired boss expects you at the office at 9 AM, you can sue him for attempt of murder. You probably won't win 'though, 'cause there are not that many SJWs concerned about the 'Night owl' demographic.'

    2. Re:Give it to me straight by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Except the night owl demographic is most of the people I know. I really don't know many people getting to work at 9am without the use of an alarm clock.

      People were never primarily day larks, agriculture BECAME the primary motivator to rise recently in our history and it fit well with the whole sun cycle thing so we assumed that was how it naturally should be. We ignored that there are no shortage of natural creatures which are nocturnal.

      As far as I can tell most people actually shift slowly toward day lark status as a function of aging. Most of the 60+ year old people I know wake before the sun and if they weren't used to that already they'll tell you it just started to happen that way. Most of the 20-40yr olds I know will wake at noon or later if allowed to wake and sleep as the urge strikes naturally for a month or less regardless of what schedule they started with.

    3. Re:Give it to me straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah see, this makes perfect sense. Have the old that aren't good subjects for reproduction rise earlier than the rest of the tribe to watch for dangers. That way the lookouts that killed off are the ones the tribe can most afford to lose.

  9. Other factors by ranton · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The researchers found that the evening people were more likely than the early risers to have poor sleep quality and unhealthy behaviors such as smoking, sedentary lifestyles and eating late at night, Kim said. The night owls also tended to be younger, but were more likely to have high levels of body fat and triglycerides, or fats in their blood, than early risers. (Having high levels of fat is usually associated with older age.)

    I wonder if any of these factors could attribute to a higher mortality rate? This study simply states that night owls have a higher rate of unhealthy lifestyle choices.

    I would be more interested in the mortality rates of night owls who do not exhibit these behaviors. But then again there were only 95 night owls in this study, so I doubt you would be able to determine that from such a small sample size.

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    1. Re:Other factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how much of that higher risk is a consequence
      not of being a night owl in of itself
      but being a night owl in a society that requires everyone to act according to a morning lark schedule

      I'm pretty sure they didn't control for that

    2. Re:Other factors by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      The researchers found that the evening people were more likely than the early risers to have poor sleep quality and unhealthy behaviors such as smoking, sedentary lifestyles and eating late at night, Kim said. The night owls also tended to be younger, but were more likely to have high levels of body fat and triglycerides, or fats in their blood, than early risers. (Having high levels of fat is usually associated with older age.)

      I wonder if any of these factors could attribute to a higher mortality rate? This study simply states that night owls have a higher rate of unhealthy lifestyle choices.

      I would be more interested in the mortality rates of night owls who do not exhibit these behaviors. But then again there were only 95 night owls in this study, so I doubt you would be able to determine that from such a small sample size.

      This entire study is pseudoscience at its worst. Or best. However you parse that phrase; I'm too sleepy to figure it out...

  10. A "morning lark" world by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is the world designed for "morning larks?" We have telecommuting, electric light, etc -- not all jobs need to be done on 18th century farmers' hours. Is this just the human knack for self flagellation?

    1. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the majority of people think that if something works for them, it must work for everyone else. Sadly a big part of that majority are the morning larks.

    2. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These morning larks are oppressing me!

    3. Re:A "morning lark" world by avandesande · · Score: 1

      They can't interact with you if you are in bed.

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    4. Re:A "morning lark" world by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The puritan bullshit thinking. If you're sleeping, you can't be productive and thus you're BAD. And since they're already sleeping again ("after a hard day's work") when you're at peak performance, they don't see you work so you're BAD.

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    5. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who would want to interact with obnoxious and smug morning larks? Not me. Leave me alone.

    6. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're not BAD if you are sleeping while everyone is awake and productive. You're just INFERIOR (no judgement).

    7. Re:A "morning lark" world by cyberchondriac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We have all that now, but a million years or more of evolution have trained our bodies to be more sunlight synchronized. Think of the research stations at the poles where there's a very real concern of depression and it's accompanying conditions without sunlight.

      That said, no judging from here; I've always been a bit of a night owl myself, but not to a great extent. On weeknights I'm usually in bed by 11:30pm and on weekends, I stay up another hour, maybe two, depending. 2am is the latest and that's rare.
      Or maybe it's just more accurate to say I'm definitely not a morning person. I tend to sleep quite soundly at 7am or later, if allowed. Sometimes I even feel drowsier just as the sun starts to come up.

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    8. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe left over from when a larger percentage of the population were farmers. Those cows needed to be milked earlier in the day, and fieldwork more easily accomplished during daylight.

    9. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

    10. Re:A "morning lark" world by chispito · · Score: 1

      Why is the world designed for "morning larks?" We have telecommuting, electric light, etc -- not all jobs need to be done on 18th century farmers' hours. Is this just the human knack for self flagellation?

      Because of children and parents. Sorry if you think that's discriminatory, but life must go on.

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    11. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go on back to bed and sleep your life away, short-lifer.

    12. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is the world designed for "morning larks?" We have telecommuting, electric light, etc -- not all jobs need to be done on 18th century farmers' hours. Is this just the human knack for self flagellation?

      I go to bed at midnight and wake up at midday. How can I possibly be in danger?

    13. Re:A "morning lark" world by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Why should children be forced by schools to have the sleep schedules of an 18th century farmer? School hours track employment hours, not vice versa.

    14. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now go away, or I will chirp at you a second time!

    15. Re:A "morning lark" world by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is the world designed for "morning larks?"

      It's not. Movies start at 7:30 or 8, not 6pm. Lots of good TV dramas don't start until 10pm - Heck, Seth Meyers doesn't even come on until 12:35am (to be sure, less of a concern in this era of PVRs). Most restaurants don't even open until 8am on weekends. What breakfast at 6:30am? Unless you want an Egg McMuffin or your have a 24-hour Denny's nearby, ferget it. If your friends invite you out, you're considered a lame weirdo if you need to be home by 11.

    16. Re:A "morning lark" world by darkain · · Score: 1

      Exactly this. It isn't staying up late that is harming people's health. It is forcing those with biological clocks that don't conform to societal standards of 9-5 that is harming people's healths. If more companies realized this and shifted non-time-critical work around this (most non-retail jobs), things would run a hell of a lot more efficiently. I know as a software engineer, I do my best coding work at around the 8PM to Midnight hours, but the company I'm at shifted me from "work from home at your own schedule" to "work on our 9-5 schedule on site", and my output has pretty much been cut in half from lack of being able to work at my optimum mental times.

    17. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It is forcing those with biological clocks

      There is about as much validity to "biological clocks" as there is to biofeedback mania of the 70's. There is no such thing as biological clock determinism. Your not born a morning lark or night owl. There is no genetic trait that determines it. The only way to determine whether one is a night owl or lark is by self-reporting of the individual. Is your poor health due to being a night owl, or is your poor health causing you to be a night owl? This study doesn't answer that question.

    18. Re:A "morning lark" world by xlsior · · Score: 1

      Why is the world designed for "morning larks?" We have telecommuting, electric light, etc -- not all jobs need to be done on 18th century farmers' hours. Is this just the human knack for self flagellation?

      No, it's because when people get older, their sleep schedule often changes as well, and they tend to rise earlier. At the same time, most people in management positions tend to be older, and it's management that dictate the working schedule.

    19. Re: A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean having endless meetings about meaningless shit so no real work gets done? Then 3 years later wonder why no significant improvements are made?

      Ya. I wonder why a lot of people wouldn't care about those interactions.

    20. Re:A "morning lark" world by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

      No, you're not BAD if you are sleeping while everyone is awake and productive. You're just INFERIOR (no judgement).

      Eh. I don't think people who go to bed early / wake up early are inferior or bad... they're just different.

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    21. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are prone to bad health and early death. Genetically, that makes them inferior since they aren't well adapted to survive in their environment.

    22. Re:A "morning lark" world by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "We have all that now, but a million years or more of evolution have trained our bodies to be more sunlight synchronized."

      Recent research has indicated this is false. Mere thousands of years of agricultural based society have attuned our artificial environment to revolve around sun cycles. People do not all share a "day lark" rhythm. It is questionable that most even do given the prevalence of alarm clocks to get up for early work start times.

      The summary is badly written, probably with the bias of a day lark. This study was showing that night owls have the most disruption to their night owl circadian rhythms. The old idea that the circadian rhythm is the same for everyone has been disproved by a great deal of research and night owl/day lark/etc are the common terms used to designate the known general biological clocks.

    23. Re:A "morning lark" world by shaitand · · Score: 1

      As a parent I assure you that children start out on a polyphasic round the clock sleep cycle of about 2hr duration. It is actually parents who start guiding their sleep schedule with a great deal of difficulty from there.

      Children get up early because they go to bed early, they go to bed early so their parents can have a couple hours to themselves, or even to more easily accomplish chores without having to juggle managing them.

    24. Re:A "morning lark" world by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Most restaurants close by 9pm. Most offices close by 6pm. Government services definitely close by 6pm. In fact, most towns are effectively dark by 10pm and even the vast majority of options in cities are shut down by 10pm. Day cares don't usually have night hours, your options for classes in school are certainly slim to non-existent. What you mention are examples of things slowly changing but alarm clocks are for people who aren't morning larks and that is most people.

      If you are "morning lark" or day walker as I call it none of the times either of us mentioned is really a problem for you... we aren't talking about 5am - 8am here, we are talking about services focused on a proper waking schedule of 5pm - 8am.

    25. Re:A "morning lark" world by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Is your poor health due to being a night owl, or is your poor health causing you to be a night owl? This study doesn't answer that question."

      True.

      "There is about as much validity to "biological clocks" as there is to biofeedback mania of the 70's. There is no such thing as biological clock determinism."

      So this would be you making an assumption without evidence? There has been evidence of a biological clock or circadian rhythm and adverse health effects to violating it. It was assumed this was the same for everyone because of a few thousand years agriculture making us assume being attuned to the sun cycle was natural. New evidence suggests large swathes of people have a different clock. As a night owl I can and do adapt to what I must to live in society but give me a week or two of vacation and my natural cycle will gradually begin phasing in and I'll sleep later and later... give it enough time and few enough outside factors (post office interactions, family obligations, etc) and I'll eventually be getting up of 3pm or later.

      "Your not born a morning lark or night owl. There is no genetic trait that determines it."

      More assertion... or at least partial assertion. You definitely aren't born a morning lark or night owl, as a parent I can attest to that. You are actually born a polyphasic sleeper with a round the clock cycle. I've experimented with polyphasic sleep before and it is challenging but probably not impossible to adjust if there weren't others in your world you had to interact with. It is quite possible this is the natural sleep cycle for humans. Possibly even closer to that of cats who while most active at night actually sleep on a polyphasic schedule.

      There are still some detectable patterns. Talk to most people 60+ yrs old and you'll discover that regardless of their patterns before they start to find themselves going to sleep earlier and earlier.

    26. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most restaurants close by 9pm.

      I don't think I've ever been in a restaurant that closes that early.

    27. Re:A "morning lark" world by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Really? I can only think of a handful that don't close that early (9-10pm anyway)... Diners, Taco Bell, a handful of 24hr McDonalds... essentially any restaurant where you get seated and with a cloth napkin closes that early. If you are a night owl on a natural schedule restaurants are mostly closing at your brunch time. You have more options on a Friday night but take a serious look around at a reason night owl early evening time of 2am on a Tuesday and see where you can take your spouse for a made to order burger, steak, or lobster dinner. I'm confident your options will be zero throughout most of the US.

    28. Re:A "morning lark" world by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      The restaurant I had dinner at last night closes at 1 AM.

      2 AM on weekends.

    29. Re:A "morning lark" world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK. And how many jobs start at noon?

    30. Re:A "morning lark" world by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Point proven: most of the US is flat boring. Plenty of options till 11pm or later in NYC, LA, the "younger" parts of San Diego County, etc. Maybe not 2am, but it's getting there.

    31. Re:A "morning lark" world by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      Historically humans may have hunted or stood guard against predators at night. Thus, there was a use for both "larks" and "owls."

    32. Re:A "morning lark" world by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I took a trip to SLAC last year and didn't get through SF until after 9PM and could not find an open restaurant anywhere.

    33. Re:A "morning lark" world by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      When I'm awake and working, you're tired and go to sleep, slacker!

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    34. Re:A "morning lark" world by dfsmith · · Score: 1

      Parents send their kids to bed early because school starts too early. Up before daylight in the winter months.

    35. Re:A "morning lark" world by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Parents start sending their kids to bed early after a few weeks... that's years before school comes into play.

  11. Not having to deal with the majority of society? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Worth it!

  12. Cause or Effect? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

    Assuming the study is valid, the real question is whether it's unhealthy to be a night owl, or that it's unhealthy to be a night owl with the structure of our society. Lefties live shorter lives too, not because there's anything inherently wrong with being a lefty, but because society is built around right-handed people.

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    1. Re:Cause or Effect? by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Assuming the study is valid, the real question is whether it's unhealthy to be a night owl, or that it's unhealthy to be a night owl with the structure of our society.

      The way I read the article, it's the latter, though it's not very clear.

      In general, I find it amazing how governments and businesses are willing to sacrifice the working performance of people in the name of conforming office hours. All this talk about increasing competition and efficiency, and yet only a few companies are letting people work in ways they perform the best.

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    2. Re:Cause or Effect? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Forcing an Owl to raise early causes jet-lag. It is absolutely no surprise this impacts health.

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    3. Re:Cause or Effect? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Also, most night owls are able to switch over to more "normal" hours, so to a large extent this is a study of people who can't change their circadian rhythms.

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    4. Re:Cause or Effect? by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1
      I thought it was pretty clear, myself. From TFS:

      Many of these effects may be attributable to a misalignment between a person's internal clock, or circadian rhythm, and the socially imposed timing of work and other activities, the researchers said. "'Night owls' trying to live in a 'morning lark' world may have health consequences for their bodies ...

  13. What if something is causing you to stay up late? by shess · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Linked articles don't really have anything on things which might co-exist with staying up late. For instance, in mortality cases, did staying up late cause health issues leading to death, or was there a health issue which made it hard to sleep which also eventually caused death? Does stress affect sleep? Does staying up late correlate with lack of exercise? The list could go on and on. Without a mechanism, it's silly/stupid to suggest modifying things like the job market to fix the problem. It's comparable to saying "Cholesterol is bad, you should be really careful about eating eggs."

  14. I love how they always invert the truth. Silly by edris90 · · Score: 0

    You read this and realize the bed of taking something that means that the current pressures of society are life threatening, that it's more responsible towards one's own safety and longevity to not live in accordance with society's rules. But twisted to avoid proper accountability.

  15. New Tax Announced by Going_Digital · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ministers will soon be announcing a "ground-breaking" late-to-bed tax to come into force in the UK. The new Tax will ensure everyone goes to bed before midnight in a bid to improve the heath of all UK citizens and boost the UK economy. Public Health England also hopes it will improve the health of children.

    1. Re:New Tax Announced by PPH · · Score: 2

      late-to-bed tax

      We don't have to go that far. Just make sure that all electronic devices display this after 11:00 PM.

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  16. One thing's for sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PUBLISH OR PERISH!

    Rubbish smells better than death.

  17. I believe it by DeplorableCodeMonkey · · Score: 2

    I was a night owl, and then my job started forcing me to do to 7 to 3. That means I'm often up at 5AM to comfortably get ready for work and have a non-shitty commute (ie 30 minutes, not 1.5 hours). I relented and started making a point of trying to be asleep by 9PM every night.

    A lot of things mentally, emotionally and physically started bouncing back to normal. I had attributed a lot of it to caffeine, but it turned out that if I get 7+ hours of sleep on a forced early bird schedule, caffeine barely phases me in the mid afternoon. It really is that much about sleep schedule and length, nothing else.

    1. Re:I believe it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I faced the same problem.

      I changed jobs.

      No job is worth bending over backwards for it. I'm good enough to write the rules. You don't like me coming in at 10-11, I find someone who does.

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    2. Re:I believe it by gweihir · · Score: 1

      If you are an Owl, you cannot do that. Sounds very much like you were a Lark that just abused his body. For a genuine Owl, raising early just puts them into perpetual jet-lag.

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    3. Re:I believe it by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Same here, with occasional exceptions. The nice thing about consulting work (not body-leasing) is that you can always claim to have that time in the early morning already sold to another customer...

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    4. Re:I believe it by tehcyder · · Score: 0

      I faced the same problem.

      I changed jobs.

      No job is worth bending over backwards for it. I'm good enough to write the rules. You don't like me coming in at 10-11, I find someone who does.

      Similarly, if you're not saving enough money each month for your retirement, then just get a job where you earn three times as much. Problem solved.

      Twat.

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    5. Re:I believe it by PPH · · Score: 1

      If you are an Owl, you cannot do that.

      Late-night partiers and gamers claim disability status in 3...2...1...

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    6. Re:I believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a "night owl" had an unsettling experience where I became very tired (probably due to not sleeping enough for a few days prior) and went to bed at 8 PM instead of the usual 11-12 PM, and I woke up at 4:30 AM and didn't feel like sleeping anymore. My entire existence felt very weird. The silence, the near absence of anyone on the roads, no noises of any sort in the distance, no lights in any of the houses...I wouldn't have expected that to be unnerving and yet it was. Unless you work one of the rare jobs that requires being up super early, the time between early morning and sunrise is like stepping into the Twilight Zone.

    7. Re:I believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you rather party all night or lie in bed awake all night? Either way, if you're an Owl with an inflexible circadian rhythm you won't be falling asleep. Even if you take a sleeping pill, you'll only be unconscious. Your body won't be going through all the activities a normally sleeping person would do so even if you are 'asleep' for 8 hours you might have only gotten 3 hours of restorative sleep. Why be dead to the world for those 100% unproductive 5 hours? You're not working during those night hours because few businesses are open then. If you're young, it's even illegal for you to be out of the house in some areas.

    8. Re:I believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here, with occasional exceptions. The nice thing about consulting work (not body-leasing) is that you can always claim to have that time in the early morning already sold to another customer...

      Yeah. Morpheus, my eternal morning customer.

    9. Re:I believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not a night owl and have never been one. You were a morning lark who wasn't getting his sleep.
      To a night owl the world is a different place. When I started on my current job, for which I absolutely have to get up at 5AM to get to work on time, I tried to go to bed around 8 to 9PM to see if I could shift my rhythm to match. It didn't work at all. Sure, I eventually fell asleep, but I got severe memory problems, never really felt fit, got uncontrollable mood swings, I had to take painkillers in order to fall asleep because all my muscles had a kind of pins-and-needles crampy feel about them and I got severe depression and social abandonment anxiety because it was killing my social life. After three months of feeling worse and worse I just had this feeling that my battery was flat. I almost crashed there.
      But because I had given up all hope anyway, I decided to go back to my old late night schedule, figuring that I might as well have some fun in "my last weeks". Yeah, now I think back on that decision and the reasons for it I wonder if maybe I was much worse off than I thought at the time... Anyway, after four hours sleep I had to go to my job and when I returned home I just crashed and slept. But after about four hours I woke up again, and that's the rhythm I've been keeping for about a year now and I feel a lot better now. Of course, I can tell it isn't that healthy and I'd rather just get one block of 8 hours sleep. But with my current job that just isn't an option.

    10. Re:I believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you rather party all night or lie in bed awake all night? Either way, if you're an Owl with an inflexible circadian rhythm you won't be falling asleep. Even if you take a sleeping pill, you'll only be unconscious. Your body won't be going through all the activities a normally sleeping person would do so even if you are 'asleep' for 8 hours you might have only gotten 3 hours of restorative sleep. Why be dead to the world for those 100% unproductive 5 hours? You're not working during those night hours because few businesses are open then. If you're young, it's even illegal for you to be out of the house in some areas.

      Life is short anyway. Only ten percent less? Lets party!

    11. Re:I believe it by PPH · · Score: 1

      Would you rather party all night

      What did people do 500 years ago? Lie in bed, staring at the ceiling after dusk and perhaps that one (expensive by that era's standards) candle ran down? Hang around the village nightclub until closing time?

      They went to bed. And went to sleep. Because there was no alternative. And no way to accomplish the day's tasks late at night when it was pitch dark. Also, work back in those days tended to be more physical and exhausting. Meaning that when dusk came, people were ready and willing to sleep. This might be a part of the problem in modern times. People are budgeting their energy expenditure during the day in order to stretch their day longer and later. And one side effect of this budgeting is not getting proper exercise. And dying as a result.

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    12. Re:I believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you, man. chronotypes are real, and it wouldn't be a disability if the majority would not insist on having their way, and no other way.

      we're as oppressed as homos were until the turn of the century...

    13. Re:I believe it by nctritech · · Score: 1

      Mr. Serling would like a word with you.

  18. Owl life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It seems like the major factor impacting owl life is food supply and being hit by heavy equipment.

    https://www.barnowltrust.org.uk/barn-owl-facts/barn-owl-life-expectancy/

  19. Correlation does not imply causation by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

    I think the article implies that simply staying up late means you get less sleep and therefor are less healthy, but it could also be that people who prefer late to bed and late to rise tend to snack more at night and, in more general ways, have unhealthier lifestyles.

    On the other hand, I agree wholeheartedly that night owls should be allowed to be at work later than their early bird counterparts. I'm good with working later, too.

  20. Re:"sleep past sunrise increased risk of early dea by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Early to rise, early to bed
    Makes a man poor, stupid and dead.

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  21. Shift Worker by tquasar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I worked rotating shifts for fifteen years. One location changed shifts every week, another changed monthly. It was terrible. There were times that I didn't know if it was six AM or six PM. I couldn't eat at night because my stomach wouldn't digest food at two AM and when I had breakfast at seven AM and went to bed I would experience GERD. Now my sleep times are mostly normal.

  22. Re: Not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Picking up your nose leads to an early death from falling off a roof, a new study suggests.

  23. I'm sure of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure this is true. My normal sleeping time would be around 4am, but I have to get up around 6am. This means that I sleep way too little, much less than I should. I avoid driving a car, because I worry that I would fall a sleep driving (easy way to die), my immune system probably sleep-deprived also. Life is really shitty if you are not one of those who run the system.

  24. OMG, I do not care! by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Seriously. The incessant attempts of the Larks to demonstrate their superiority over the Owls is just tiring and stupid. I will continue to ignore them, in particular because there is nothing wrong with being an Owl and there is no way to change it anyways. Because one thing is for sure: A major reason for this difference is the fault of the Larks. They are forcing Owls to get up when they have not yet finished sleeping. It is really no surprise that impacts health.

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    1. Re:OMG, I do not care! by PPH · · Score: 1

      because there is nothing wrong with being an Owl

      TFA says that there is.

      and there is no way to change it anyways

      Maybe not now that you are an adult. But remember when you were a teenager and people told you that you needed to learn to adjust your sleep cycle to the realities of the educational and working world? And how you all cried and moaned about how that was not possible? If it really isn't possible, genetics dealt you a shitty hand. Enjoy your sundowner syndrome, dementia, early onset Alzheimer's and death. But wouldn't it really suck if this behavior was in fact learned and you could have done something about it?

      Don't come crying to me in a few years if your Obama-care only funds a shithole nursing home when you need to be spoon fed and have diapers changed by attendants.

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    2. Re:OMG, I do not care! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up, OWL, or we SUPERIOR LARKS will oppress you even more!!!

      captcha: grudges

    3. Re:OMG, I do not care! by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      Such an excellent example of what GP wrote about.

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    4. Re:OMG, I do not care! by sjames · · Score: 1

      New plan, we'll give you a call at 2 A.M. for nightly meetings where we can discuss it fully.

    5. Re:OMG, I do not care! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, just because as a night owl you're genetically inferior and will likely suffer from bad health and an early death, doesn't mean society should be completely disrupted to accommodate those whose departure from the gene pool would be a net positive for humanity. The societal disruption itself would have much more severe repercussions on the productive lark population as a whole than any theoretical health benefit given to a few night owls.

      Really night owls, for the good of humanity, go fly away.

    6. Re:OMG, I do not care! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bloody Californians

    7. Re:OMG, I do not care! by gweihir · · Score: 0

      Thanks for demonstrating my point. I do hope nature really fucks you over, you deserve it. And, side note, I am not subject to the 2nd world healthcare system that the US has, I have access to real healthcare and I do not even need to be rich for that.

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    8. Re:OMG, I do not care! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I do hope nature really fucks you over, you deserve it.

      LOL. Well, since you're a night owl, it seems the one nature has seen fit to fuck over is you. I, as a lark, will enjoy the natural privilege granted to me of living longer and in good health.

      Shame about your night owl-ism condition and the physical and mental tolls it must take on you. Some celebrity should do a telethon, or set up a non-profit to raise awareness. Maybe you could go to a Night Owls Anonymous meeting for support or something.

      PS. I'm rich, bitch!

    9. Re:OMG, I do not care! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The existence of people who just don't have their sleep schedule straight doesn't meant that there aren't genetic circadian rhythm differences. There is ample research behind this, and your lack of awareness doesn't create a moral obligation on anyone else's part.

    10. Re:OMG, I do not care! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Well, for starters, unlike you I am not a psycho, so I do not fail at being human. That alone already puts me far ahead of you. And second, since you seem to need being toxic here and trying to put people down, I can only conclude that you are a really pathetic looser, money or not. Incidentally, you read far too much into that study, possibly again in a desperate attempt to convince yourself of your imagined superiority. In actuality, your whole set of comments drips desperation. Go troll somebody else, you are too easy and seeing your inept attempts makes me sad.

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    11. Re:OMG, I do not care! by PPH · · Score: 1

      we'll give you a call at 2 A.M.

      OK. We'll go over the important points on the phone.
      Then, shower and shave. Meet at the plant at 4:00 AM to prepare our presentation. Wear or bring a nice suit.
      Breakfast meeting at 6:00 AM with the rest of the team to fill them in on the material.
      We go before the board of directors at 8:00 AM. (You did remember that suit?)
      They also want some input on employee retention. A few cuts will have to be made.
      I can do OK on 5 hours of sleep. How about you on none?

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    12. Re:OMG, I do not care! by sjames · · Score: 1

      Nope, 3 A.M. is bed time. We can resume at noon. We'll knock off at 8 P.M.. You're on MY schedule now. All day every day.

    13. Re:OMG, I do not care! by PPH · · Score: 1

      We can resume at noon.

      You missed the BOD meeting at 8:00AM. You don't work here anymore.

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    14. Re:OMG, I do not care! by sjames · · Score: 1

      WHAP! No sleeping at your desk. Shake off that dream and get to work!

  25. That's it, I'm moving to Mars by sidetrack · · Score: 1

    The martian 25 hour day length should even things up a bit...

    1. Re:That's it, I'm moving to Mars by darenw · · Score: 1

      I'll be there too!

      But if not Mars, my next choice is an O'Neill cylinder rotating at 26 hours/turn.

  26. Makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Night owls have to choose between getting up at 6am to get to work (fucking up their health due to lack of sleep if you don't self-medicate), or not getting a proper job (fucking up their health due to lack of affordable health care for poor people). No wonder their health is messed up in a world run by morning people.

    1. Re:Makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Start your own business, set your own night owl hours, employ your fellow night owls, and cater to the night owl customers. Don't like the morning world? Get over it and make your own. Stop being a whiny little "victim".

    2. Re: Makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just victimizing you but you really need to stop being a victim.

      So I should kill you? I can live with that.

    3. Re: Makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, I always figured night owls to be psychopaths. Really, it just makes a lot of sense. Night owlism isn't some biological trait, its the symptom of a psychopathology. Look how glibly you respond with an insidious death threat, AC. You think a well-adjusted empathic person would respond in such a way as you did? It's probably a good thing for society that you'll die early, night stalker.

  27. Everything dies by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    I think worrying about what they're talking about this week that will kill you will probably kill you faster than not even taking that click-bait, and just living as pleasant a life as you can. GO OUTSIDE. That'll probably mitigate all this bullshit they keep trotting out in any event.

  28. Are work schedules in all countries larkish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm under the impression that work schedules in a lot of places are much less larkish - work starts later and ends later than the typical American condition.

  29. The new oppressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welp, looks like there's effort to lay the scientific groundwork for a new victim class through sketchy "studies". Another bullshit excuse to upend social norms. You'da thought the negative repercussions from industrialization of societies would have taught us a lesson, but apparently not. Let's just upend the job market and disrupt society in order to cater to the needs of a tiny, tiny, minority based on bad science.

  30. ...and no cross checks by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    In addition to this, there seem to be no checks of the hypothesis either. If people with disrupted circadian rhythms are more likely to die then the life expectancy of frequent flyers who regularly have to deal with jet lag should similarly be impacted and yet they did not seem bothered to check that. This study seems to be a good example of cargo cult science.

  31. Are you a bird or a worm? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    The Early bird gets the worm.

    The Early worm gets eaten by the bird.

    Night owls might die sooner, but the make most of their life. The early birders get up early, show up for appointment on time and wait for the masters of the world, us, night owls, to show up late. They waste so much of their time, the extra years they live is probably not worth it.

    An interesting story from Hindu scriptures. When a childless couple prayed to Lord Shiva, He gave them a choice, a dimwit who will live for 100 years, or a genius who will die in 16 years. The couple chose the short lived genius, thus was born Markandeyan. Makes you think about what is more important.

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    1. Re:Are you a bird or a worm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The early birders get up early, show up for appointment on time and wait for the masters of the world, us, night owls, to show up late

      Teh real reason for the 2016 election outcome!

      https://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2015/07/05/5-things-a-data-analysis-of-hillary-clintons-emails-show-about-her-work-habits/

      5.) Mrs. Clinton was an early riser

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/30/why-donald-trump-tweets-late-at-night-and-very-early-in-the-morning/

      Trump is a Twitter addict and a night owl.

      HAHA. YOU'RE JUST LIKE TRUMP!!

    2. Re:Are you a bird or a worm? by darenw · · Score: 1

      Oh gross!!!!

      First thing I've ever read that made me think about becoming an early riser.

  32. It's a conspiracy by pestilence669 · · Score: 1

    It's the forcing of night owls into early morning schedules that's killing them. The assholes that say night owls are just being lazy for not aligning to morning hours. I have a suspicion that night owls tend to be more creative and disruptive. In response, there's a sociatal effort to stunt their growth and effect: Sleep deprivation. They start early in public schooling. Reprimand students for their biologically induced tardiness. The sleep deprivation affects studies, lowering grades, and again they're punished. By the time they exit schooling, they believe they're a lazy incompetent failure. Now, they accept that job at Subway making sandwiches without a fuss.

  33. cause and effect is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am naturally a lifelong owl but have also been able to become an early morning person. But when I get upset or depressed from insufficient paid work as I am now I tend to stay up later, sometimes to 7 am then sleep, have ok dreams and not want to get up until later. I otherwise eat very healthy food and I don't do drugs or alcohol.

    It's life circumstances and depression that may kill me, not my sleep hours.

  34. LOL, no, what a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love "studies" that find a "link" between two things like this. Correlation is king!

  35. My Proverb.... by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Late to bed and early to rise.... Makes it hard to keep open your eyes!

    Closed eyes lead to early death when driving, working, walking, running, and doing just about any daytime activity.

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    1. Re:My Proverb.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hunter S. Thompson has a nice quote that fits here:

      “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”

    2. Re:My Proverb.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.." BLAM!

      FTFH

    3. Re:My Proverb.... by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      From HST's suicide note:

      "No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun - for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your (old) age. Relax - This won't hurt."

      To my reading, his suicide is entirely in line with his stated philosophy...the only problem was that his body held out longer than he thought. That is the hazard of the "live fast, die young" credo: what do you do when you survive the consequences and end up old and worn out? I don't mean to help rationalize suicide, but it fits his stated belief.

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    4. Re:My Proverb.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he didn't exactly "live fast, die young", though. He stuck around for what he said was 17 years past what he needed or wanted becoming boring and bitchy. Why did he do that? I dunno. Maybe the gonzo life is something that sounds good in books and magazine articles written for and marketed to the counterculture, but, in reality, is impoverishes the soul.

  36. Sleeping in bright light may explain this by Khopesh · · Score: 2

    I've recently read studies that show that sleeping in bright (especially UV-lit) conditions harms sleep efficiency. I wonder how much of this test's variance would be explained by that? I have blackout curtains in my bedroom for a reason. (The Live Science article even eludes to this in the researchers' recommendation "that people make sure they're exposed to light early in the morning, but not at nighttime." No mention of whether this was controlled for in the study, but I doubt it.)

    Another similar thought is that of consistent bed times, which are also shown to help sleep efficiency. Night owls are (perhaps) less likely to consistently go to bed at the same time every night while early risers (perhaps) go to sleep --and wake up-- at consistent times. These are guesses though.

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    1. Re:Sleeping in bright light may explain this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elude means to escape. I'm not sure how an article can escape anything...

      Did you mean something else?

    2. Re:Sleeping in bright light may explain this by Khopesh · · Score: 1

      yes, "allude." surely you could have figured that out.

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  37. Wouldn't change if it gave me 50 extra years ... by gordguide · · Score: 1

    Night Owl here and loving it. I have a 25.5 hour body clock .... if I stick to a regular job I'm fighting to get to bed, in fact before 1 AM is quite rare, even when I'm getting up at 6AM for work. It's the ONLY way to keep my body in a 24 hour clock cycle.

    Now that I'm retired, I live the 25.5 life, and don't worry about it. Five to seven hours sleep and I'm up and feeling refreshed. It does mean that sometimes I'm sleeping in the afternoon after burning daylight, night light and morning light, but eventually I'll be back to waking early in the morning.

    I don't mind, and I doubt that it will kill me earlier than I'm due, because it feels so right. But I might agree that if you have to force your sleep schedule, it might harm your health.

  38. Re:It's NOT a conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just evolution, baby.

  39. Re:What if something is causing you to stay up lat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linked articles don't really have anything on things which might co-exist with staying up late. For instance, in mortality cases, did staying up late cause health issues leading to death, or was there a health issue which made it hard to sleep which also eventually caused death? Does stress affect sleep? Does staying up late correlate with lack of exercise? The list could go on and on. Without a mechanism, it's silly/stupid to suggest modifying things like the job market to fix the problem. It's comparable to saying "Cholesterol is bad, you should be really careful about eating eggs."

    Bohemian types, like artists, musicians etc. seem to contradict these results. Just look at Keith Richards.

    CAP: inhuman

  40. Re:Wouldn't change if it gave me 50 extra years .. by Convector · · Score: 1

    Is it time to mention the obligatory xkcd comic for this topic?

    https://xkcd.com/320/

  41. Night Owl Here by cogeek · · Score: 1

    The only danger to my health is being forced to be a morning person as a condition of continued employment. Used to work a graveyard shift from 10pm - 6am, was never tired. All I can do to stay awake during the day.

  42. Contradict much??? by freak0fnature · · Score: 1

    Night owls are more likely to drink coffee...and studies show that coffee drinkers live longer.

  43. Re:Not true by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    You joke, but the last study I saw referenced in the news (and didn't read) was about a year ago and concluded the exact opposite to this one. I wonder what the causes of death are and whether it's different based on population sizes (is one group more likely to be exposed to pollution, accidents, or sunlight than the other in a locale-dependent way, for example?)

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  44. Says capitalist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's tired of younger people trying to make money from home instead of getting a 9-5 like everyone else. "Don't be a programmer M$ and Facebook have plenty of those for us..."

    1. Re:Says capitalist by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Market forces are conspiring to constrain working hours !!

      Laborers of the world unite !!

  45. Aerobic capacity by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

    There's a lot of pressure in this world to be a "morning lark" as the summary states. But some people just can't do it due to their poor aerobic capacity. The solution is called a treadmill. Once their cardiovascular conditioning gets out of the terribly unhealthy range, they'll be getting up at 4am to makes sure they get to do their running before their kids wake up and then they'll be in the healthy group.

    1. Re:Aerobic capacity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't tell if this is sarcasm or a level of stupidity heretofore unseen.....

  46. Re:What if something is causing you to stay up lat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a night owl forced to do work in the mornings, I can assure you sleeping against your circadian cycle is terrible for your health. There are tons of other studies you can look at and many of them focus on specific things, like the change of rates in a specific type of cancer. Many look at shift workers. A night owl working in the morning is one performing shift work.

    Want to try it out? Take a month of vacation and go to bed 1-3 hours earlier and wake up 2-5 hours earlier every day from the previous day. Randomly select different durations to make it less likely your body will adjust to a schedule with a constant drift.

    Disclaimer: Doing this has been shown to induce N24 in a few individuals. Do so at the risk of your easy life. And yes, your life is extremely easy compared to one with N24.

  47. Banksy by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 1

    Appropriate Banksy quote: "People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine."

    What were the causes of death for people who stay up late?

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    1. Re:Banksy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the most bourgeois thing I've heard all day. You think that passes for some sort of insightful wit?

      Jesus.

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/10204896/Night-owls-more-likely-to-have-Dark-Triad-of-personality-traits.html

      Watch out for the creatures of the night – those who prefer to stay up late tend to have more evil personality traits than those who prefer to be early risers, according to research.

      Notorious leaders including Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin are among those who are known to have stayed up late at night and had displayed these dark personality traits.

      >What were the causes of death for people who stay up late?

      Well, here you go. Hitler and Stalin. The two most genocidal political leaders of the twentieth century were night owls. Suck it, Banksy.
      Pro-tip: Don't get your wisdom from celebrities, or over-rated graffiti artists or anonymous Slashdot assholes.

    2. Re:Banksy by PPH · · Score: 1

      Hitler

      You mean the 'don't wake me up with some bullshit about needing Panzer divisions at Normandy' Hitler?

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  48. Re:Not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not everyone has the same circadian rhythm. I work at night and sleep in the day. I have tried numerous times to work in the day and sleep at night, but my body always *naturally* slips back to the night schedule.

    I feel more comfortable at night. It's dark, cool, quiet, peaceful, tranquil and nobody interrupts me while I'm working.

  49. Re:"sleep past sunrise increased risk of early dea by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    If one sleeps past sunrise then dies then his death would be late rather than early :)

    Unless he died in his sleep. B-)

    I run on "substandard time" and always intended to be late to my funeral.

    (So I joined a cryonics organization. That way I get to compound the pun by making it literal.)

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  50. And what is the effect of the environment? by nashv · · Score: 1

    I don't see any mention of seeing if this early night owl death effect is exactly because the entire social and work structure is set up to be detrimental to night owls ?

    Surely night owls have additional stress because work timings in general are completely ill-suited to the night own circadian rhythm.

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  51. Early to bed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Early to bed, early to rise,
    makes you healthy wealhty and wise.
    But early to bed, early to rise,
    while your date meet with other guys.

  52. Another possiblitly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that a more likely cause then messed up circadian rhythm would be that "night owls' " activities during those hours probably contribute the their early deaths and morning people's activities in the early morning contribute to their longevity. It is no surprise that late at night many people are more likely to be drinking or doing drugs. And in the early morning many people are likely to be exercising. So the early risers not only are not harming their bodies with excessive alcohol, drugs use, and risky sexual behavior, they are likely befitting their bodies with regular exercise.

    1. Re:Another possiblitly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. What if being a night owl is actually a symptom of some sort of pathology that's not been well studied? Maybe its some rare genetic disorder that fucks with the normal circadian rhythm found in most healthy humans.

  53. Vitamin D by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Vitamin D protects against cancer, and you make it by getting sunlight on your skin. The dirty secret about tanning beds is that they do increase the risk of melanoma very slightly, but they decrease the incidence of all other cancers by a factor of about 30 in dark climates. It's no wonder that Obamacare's first tax was against tanning beds - Medicare is too damn expensive.

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  54. Resisting state change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I attribute being an owl to a tendency of not wanting to change state until it gets really uncomfortable.

    If I'm focused working, I want to continue working. If I'm up late in the evening I want to stay up. And when I'm in bed, I want to stay there. Hence everything tends to shift back timewise as far as socially acceptable. Not needing more than 6h of good sleep helps.

    Larks probably enjoy changing state more and may have a shorter attention span. So they tend to get out of bed earlier, stop working earlier and go to bed earlier, but tend to have a net longer sleep and are less hours awake per day. Their life may be longer, but more of it is spent sleeping.

  55. Early work time is literally murder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what they're saying.

  56. Three Kinds of... by darenw · · Score: 1

    There are three kinds of people. One, the morning larks, who get up early, have a fine day, get along with others, and don't mind what others do.

    Then there are the fundamentalist evangelical morning larks, who think they are better than others, are sure that their Morning Lark way of life is perfect and good and proper, and believe everyone else must be beaten into compliance.

    Then of course the night owls, who do fine sticking whatever schedule works for them, but have to put up with the fundamentalist larks.

    Ah, but there's also a fourth type of person - those who stay up so late passionately working on creative projects, until sunrise, they're actually very early for the next day!

  57. Disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Disclaimer: AAAS and EurekAlert! are not responsible for the accuracy of news releases posted to EurekAlert! by contributing institutions or for the use of any information through the EurekAlert system."

    1. Re:Disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That includes use of this news on Slashdot.

  58. old saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead ...

  59. HA! by sad_ · · Score: 1

    i go to bed late, but get up real early.
    so that evens out!

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  60. Correlation vs.Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It couldn't possibly be that people who live unhealthy lifestyles tend to stay up later and skew the results, could it?

    It doesn't sound like the study ruled out other factors. So, all they've managed to do is demonstrate correlation. They have not proven that staying up late, in and of itself, causes reduced lifespans.

    If anything, research has shown the opposite to be true: that people shouldn't mess with their internal clocks. So, if your clock is set later than others, you should listen to it and stay up later.

  61. Here we go by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Get up early, another article said to drink a lot less. About a drink a day cutting men down from 2 drinks a day.
    I bet coffee will be next and we already know how terrible sodas, chocolate, well anything tasty is.

    Eat right, get up when they say, exercise, you'll still die.

  62. Bullshit study... by martinfb · · Score: 1

    It should be obvious to any half-brained human that there are quite a few more factors that the hours when you sleep.

    There was another study that showed it is best to sleep when you are tired. i.e. following your own body's rhythm.

    Adequate rest WHEN you need it does NOT care when you take it. Period.

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  64. Re:Not true by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    if i read what it says it actually says society kills night owls by trying to force them into the hour of rising chickens ... not they kill themselves by staying up late ... well thats what it says to me and i wonder, that's 'evening people', right? so if i get up at midnight and stay up till noon where my evening starts and get to bed by three or four pm til midnight ... what does that make me ?
    same to blame : society will try to force me so i'm gonna make like pilate here and wash my hands of it ... who can i sue for trying to kill me early ?

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