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Late To Bed, Early To Die? Night Owls May Die Sooner (livescience.com)
An anonymous reader shares a report: Bad news for "night owls": Those who tend to stay up late and sleep in well past sunrise are at increased risk of early death, a new study from the United Kingdom suggests. The research, which involved nearly half a million people, found that self-described "evening people" were 10 percent more likely to die over a 6.5-year period, compared with self-described morning people. The findings add to a growing body of research that suggests that being a night owl could have negative effects on health. Many of these effects may be attributable to a misalignment between a person's internal clock, or circadian rhythm, and the socially imposed timing of work and other activities, the researchers said. "'Night owls' trying to live in a 'morning lark' world may have health consequences for their bodies," study co-author Kristen Knutson, an associate professor of neurology at Northwestern University Feinberg School of Medicine, said in a statement.
If one sleeps past sunrise then dies then his death would be late rather than early :)
To even get out of bed in time we have to add unhealthy chemicals to our body that increase our blood pressure. Stop messing with the damn clock and let me come to work around 1pm and I'll be fine.
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I remember a time on the "old" Slashdot when articles like this never hit the front page. Thr article itself seems to give no indication that we are controlling for diet, excercise, other health factors. Just "welp people who are night owls are more likely to die". annecdotally, the times in my life when I was up until 4 AM and sleeping until 2-3 were certainly not the periods where I maintained my health responsibly.
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see you all tomorrow
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Never happened. True story.
Don't want to mess with my circadian rhythm, its the only rhythm I've got.
There are any number of ways that you can die. You can die crossing the street so you can't live in fear of death. Wouldn't you rather lead a life that you enjoy versus trying to live for ever? We are only meant to spend a finite amount of time on this earth so you might as well do what you want, within reason. Articles like these remind me of the news filler stuff about coffee and chocolate. One day they're good for you, the next oh the horrors.
The researchers found that the evening people were more likely than the early risers to have poor sleep quality and unhealthy behaviors such as smoking, sedentary lifestyles and eating late at night, Kim said. The night owls also tended to be younger, but were more likely to have high levels of body fat and triglycerides, or fats in their blood, than early risers. (Having high levels of fat is usually associated with older age.)
I wonder if any of these factors could attribute to a higher mortality rate? This study simply states that night owls have a higher rate of unhealthy lifestyle choices.
I would be more interested in the mortality rates of night owls who do not exhibit these behaviors. But then again there were only 95 night owls in this study, so I doubt you would be able to determine that from such a small sample size.
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Why is the world designed for "morning larks?" We have telecommuting, electric light, etc -- not all jobs need to be done on 18th century farmers' hours. Is this just the human knack for self flagellation?
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Assuming the study is valid, the real question is whether it's unhealthy to be a night owl, or that it's unhealthy to be a night owl with the structure of our society. Lefties live shorter lives too, not because there's anything inherently wrong with being a lefty, but because society is built around right-handed people.
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Linked articles don't really have anything on things which might co-exist with staying up late. For instance, in mortality cases, did staying up late cause health issues leading to death, or was there a health issue which made it hard to sleep which also eventually caused death? Does stress affect sleep? Does staying up late correlate with lack of exercise? The list could go on and on. Without a mechanism, it's silly/stupid to suggest modifying things like the job market to fix the problem. It's comparable to saying "Cholesterol is bad, you should be really careful about eating eggs."
Ministers will soon be announcing a "ground-breaking" late-to-bed tax to come into force in the UK. The new Tax will ensure everyone goes to bed before midnight in a bid to improve the heath of all UK citizens and boost the UK economy. Public Health England also hopes it will improve the health of children.
Give it to me in pain English.
If you truly want it in plain English. That would be:
'If you don't sleep enough, you'll die early. So either start working later, or start sleeping earlier. If the latter one is feasible for you is not yet determined and target of further research.'
If you want the nowadays popular 'angry world' version, it goes something like this:
'If you usually sleep in around 3 AM and your pointy haired boss expects you at the office at 9 AM, you can sue him for attempt of murder. You probably won't win 'though, 'cause there are not that many SJWs concerned about the 'Night owl' demographic.'
I was a night owl, and then my job started forcing me to do to 7 to 3. That means I'm often up at 5AM to comfortably get ready for work and have a non-shitty commute (ie 30 minutes, not 1.5 hours). I relented and started making a point of trying to be asleep by 9PM every night.
A lot of things mentally, emotionally and physically started bouncing back to normal. I had attributed a lot of it to caffeine, but it turned out that if I get 7+ hours of sleep on a forced early bird schedule, caffeine barely phases me in the mid afternoon. It really is that much about sleep schedule and length, nothing else.
It seems like the major factor impacting owl life is food supply and being hit by heavy equipment.
https://www.barnowltrust.org.uk/barn-owl-facts/barn-owl-life-expectancy/
And all those pesky left-handers. And the people without facebook accounts. And the colorblind guys. And the occasional ebohphobe.
(point being eventually you end up writing off everyone but your cousin, with whom you end up reproducing)
I'd say "conform or die" but according to TFA it's more like "conform AND die".
Someone had to do it.
I think the article implies that simply staying up late means you get less sleep and therefor are less healthy, but it could also be that people who prefer late to bed and late to rise tend to snack more at night and, in more general ways, have unhealthier lifestyles.
On the other hand, I agree wholeheartedly that night owls should be allowed to be at work later than their early bird counterparts. I'm good with working later, too.
Early to rise, early to bed
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I worked rotating shifts for fifteen years. One location changed shifts every week, another changed monthly. It was terrible. There were times that I didn't know if it was six AM or six PM. I couldn't eat at night because my stomach wouldn't digest food at two AM and when I had breakfast at seven AM and went to bed I would experience GERD. Now my sleep times are mostly normal.
Seriously. The incessant attempts of the Larks to demonstrate their superiority over the Owls is just tiring and stupid. I will continue to ignore them, in particular because there is nothing wrong with being an Owl and there is no way to change it anyways. Because one thing is for sure: A major reason for this difference is the fault of the Larks. They are forcing Owls to get up when they have not yet finished sleeping. It is really no surprise that impacts health.
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I think worrying about what they're talking about this week that will kill you will probably kill you faster than not even taking that click-bait, and just living as pleasant a life as you can. GO OUTSIDE. That'll probably mitigate all this bullshit they keep trotting out in any event.
It is "conform and die" and that is no surprise. Permanently violating your body with an unnatural sleep-cycle is not a good idea. Now, how do we get rid of all these fucked up larks that think they rule the world?
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In addition to this, there seem to be no checks of the hypothesis either. If people with disrupted circadian rhythms are more likely to die then the life expectancy of frequent flyers who regularly have to deal with jet lag should similarly be impacted and yet they did not seem bothered to check that. This study seems to be a good example of cargo cult science.
The Early worm gets eaten by the bird.
Night owls might die sooner, but the make most of their life. The early birders get up early, show up for appointment on time and wait for the masters of the world, us, night owls, to show up late. They waste so much of their time, the extra years they live is probably not worth it.
An interesting story from Hindu scriptures. When a childless couple prayed to Lord Shiva, He gave them a choice, a dimwit who will live for 100 years, or a genius who will die in 16 years. The couple chose the short lived genius, thus was born Markandeyan. Makes you think about what is more important.
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It's the forcing of night owls into early morning schedules that's killing them. The assholes that say night owls are just being lazy for not aligning to morning hours. I have a suspicion that night owls tend to be more creative and disruptive. In response, there's a sociatal effort to stunt their growth and effect: Sleep deprivation. They start early in public schooling. Reprimand students for their biologically induced tardiness. The sleep deprivation affects studies, lowering grades, and again they're punished. By the time they exit schooling, they believe they're a lazy incompetent failure. Now, they accept that job at Subway making sandwiches without a fuss.
Late to bed and early to rise.... Makes it hard to keep open your eyes!
Closed eyes lead to early death when driving, working, walking, running, and doing just about any daytime activity.
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I've recently read studies that show that sleeping in bright (especially UV-lit) conditions harms sleep efficiency. I wonder how much of this test's variance would be explained by that? I have blackout curtains in my bedroom for a reason. (The Live Science article even eludes to this in the researchers' recommendation "that people make sure they're exposed to light early in the morning, but not at nighttime." No mention of whether this was controlled for in the study, but I doubt it.)
Another similar thought is that of consistent bed times, which are also shown to help sleep efficiency. Night owls are (perhaps) less likely to consistently go to bed at the same time every night while early risers (perhaps) go to sleep --and wake up-- at consistent times. These are guesses though.
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Night Owl here and loving it. I have a 25.5 hour body clock .... if I stick to a regular job I'm fighting to get to bed, in fact before 1 AM is quite rare, even when I'm getting up at 6AM for work. It's the ONLY way to keep my body in a 24 hour clock cycle.
Now that I'm retired, I live the 25.5 life, and don't worry about it. Five to seven hours sleep and I'm up and feeling refreshed. It does mean that sometimes I'm sleeping in the afternoon after burning daylight, night light and morning light, but eventually I'll be back to waking early in the morning.
I don't mind, and I doubt that it will kill me earlier than I'm due, because it feels so right. But I might agree that if you have to force your sleep schedule, it might harm your health.
Is it time to mention the obligatory xkcd comic for this topic?
https://xkcd.com/320/
The only danger to my health is being forced to be a morning person as a condition of continued employment. Used to work a graveyard shift from 10pm - 6am, was never tired. All I can do to stay awake during the day.
Night owls are more likely to drink coffee...and studies show that coffee drinkers live longer.
You joke, but the last study I saw referenced in the news (and didn't read) was about a year ago and concluded the exact opposite to this one. I wonder what the causes of death are and whether it's different based on population sizes (is one group more likely to be exposed to pollution, accidents, or sunlight than the other in a locale-dependent way, for example?)
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There's a lot of pressure in this world to be a "morning lark" as the summary states. But some people just can't do it due to their poor aerobic capacity. The solution is called a treadmill. Once their cardiovascular conditioning gets out of the terribly unhealthy range, they'll be getting up at 4am to makes sure they get to do their running before their kids wake up and then they'll be in the healthy group.
Appropriate Banksy quote: "People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine."
What were the causes of death for people who stay up late?
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If one sleeps past sunrise then dies then his death would be late rather than early :)
Unless he died in his sleep. B-)
I run on "substandard time" and always intended to be late to my funeral.
(So I joined a cryonics organization. That way I get to compound the pun by making it literal.)
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I don't see any mention of seeing if this early night owl death effect is exactly because the entire social and work structure is set up to be detrimental to night owls ?
Surely night owls have additional stress because work timings in general are completely ill-suited to the night own circadian rhythm.
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Not only that, there are a hell of a lot more of night owls than the "day walkers", call them larks if you want, care to acknowledge. Sure, most people expect the post office to be open during daylight hours and the night shift is slow in most businesses... that isn't because there aren't enough of us to keep them busy, it's because we are all being forced onto day walker schedules.
So wait until past 6am or even 8am -- you'll get to bed really, really early. That should make you beat all records of lifespan!
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Except the night owl demographic is most of the people I know. I really don't know many people getting to work at 9am without the use of an alarm clock.
People were never primarily day larks, agriculture BECAME the primary motivator to rise recently in our history and it fit well with the whole sun cycle thing so we assumed that was how it naturally should be. We ignored that there are no shortage of natural creatures which are nocturnal.
As far as I can tell most people actually shift slowly toward day lark status as a function of aging. Most of the 60+ year old people I know wake before the sun and if they weren't used to that already they'll tell you it just started to happen that way. Most of the 20-40yr olds I know will wake at noon or later if allowed to wake and sleep as the urge strikes naturally for a month or less regardless of what schedule they started with.
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There are three kinds of people. One, the morning larks, who get up early, have a fine day, get along with others, and don't mind what others do.
Then there are the fundamentalist evangelical morning larks, who think they are better than others, are sure that their Morning Lark way of life is perfect and good and proper, and believe everyone else must be beaten into compliance.
Then of course the night owls, who do fine sticking whatever schedule works for them, but have to put up with the fundamentalist larks.
Ah, but there's also a fourth type of person - those who stay up so late passionately working on creative projects, until sunrise, they're actually very early for the next day!
i go to bed late, but get up real early.
so that evens out!
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Market forces are conspiring to constrain working hours !!
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Think of it this way... If you live to a ripe old age you'll be sharing your time with boring old farts who dont drink, go to bed early and think the height of excitement is eating a 2nd Werthers Original.
Screw that, I'll have another pint and stay up to 4 am this morning. I'd much rather it be said that granddad died because he spent so much time at rock concerts when he was young he had a heart attack at a strip club at 3 am at the age of 65 than regaling my grandkids with tales of how I went to bed at a respectable time and never touched a sip of wine whilst worrying that next time I feel anything in my trousers that I wont make it to the toilet in time at the age of 90.
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Get up early, another article said to drink a lot less. About a drink a day cutting men down from 2 drinks a day.
I bet coffee will be next and we already know how terrible sodas, chocolate, well anything tasty is.
Eat right, get up when they say, exercise, you'll still die.
It should be obvious to any half-brained human that there are quite a few more factors that the hours when you sleep.
There was another study that showed it is best to sleep when you are tired. i.e. following your own body's rhythm.
Adequate rest WHEN you need it does NOT care when you take it. Period.
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if i read what it says it actually says society kills night owls by trying to force them into the hour of rising chickens ... not they kill themselves by staying up late ... well thats what it says to me and i wonder, that's 'evening people', right?
so if i get up at midnight and stay up till noon where my evening starts and get to bed by three or four pm til midnight ... what does that make me ?
... who can i sue for trying to kill me early ?
same to blame : society will try to force me so i'm gonna make like pilate here and wash my hands of it
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