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'Bird Scooters Are Ruining Venice' (latimes.com)

Nate Jackson, writing for LA Times: Although I would like to avoid them, I have no choice but to consider them because I live in Venice, which is where the first Bird (electric scooters) hatched and where the flock is thickest. Bird's founder and CEO, Travis VanderZanden, says, "We won"t be happy till there are more Birds than cars," so I guess I am supposed to get used to it. [...] Suddenly, almost daily, I have some near-collision with a Bird scooter rider -- he who sees nothing but the phone in his hand, thinks of nothing but the next text, and hears nothing but whatever music he has chosen to pump through the white inserts protruding from his wasted ears. He who, despite all that, is still traveling up to 15 mph on the street or sidewalk.

Aside from road safety, which has been discussed thoroughly in this and other papers, Bird is also tearing away at the fabric of our Westside society. In Venice and Santa Monica, where Bird is centralized, thousands of people live on the streets, which helps explain the scooter's popularity. With a press of a throttle button, one can be whizzing along, leaving it all in a blur. Bird calls this solving the "first/last mile" problem. Problem? Is it a problem for a twentysomething to walk a single mile? To most residents, Venice itself is the solution: The weather is perfect, the ocean is a stone's throw away and each block has something interesting to see. But to walk through Venice is to understand that human misery exists just outside the frame of your Instagram feed.

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  1. Venice by ledow · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The weather is perfect, the ocean is a stone's throw away and each block has something interesting to see."

    Yes... generally the ocean.

    It also stinks to high heaven in the summer and is full of rats.

    I never got the appeal of Venice past, say, a single postcard photo.

    1. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You could read the article before making an inane post like you just did.

    2. Re: Venice by saloomy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sounds like a shitty entitled asshat complaining about others expressing their right to drive a scooter, and he doesn't like them.

      His assertion about phones in hand is just put me off as well. The scooter drivers have a right to be on the road. If they don't follow local laws (cell phone driving laws) then ththey police will deal with it. You don't get to decide what others use. So yeah, used to it.

      If I'm wrong, let me know and I will RTFA.

    3. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Venice is nowhere near the ocean. The Adriatic Sea is most certainly not an ocean.

    4. Re: Venice by tylersoze · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well in his defense, when using the word "Venice" in connection to anything but Venice, Italy, it should have a qualifier. Like when I say "I went to Paris" people assume Paris, France and not Paris, Texas. Hell my first thought when reading the headline was "how would they use scooters in Venice".

    5. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Venice is nowhere near the ocean. The Adriatic Sea is most certainly not an ocean.

      Yeah it helps for the summary to specify which Venice is being spoken of. Even being that it's the LA Times that doesn't automatically mean that it's Venice, CA.

    6. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geography masturbator

    7. Re: Venice by vux984 · · Score: 1

      The reference to Santa Monica though was a pretty good clue.

    8. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fairness, Santa Monica is mentioned in the summary and is better known than Venice. If nothing else, that's because of Santa Monica Pier. Venice, California is most definitely near the Pacific Ocean. However, the OP is almost certainly talking about Venice, Italy, because of the part about rats.

    9. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      His assertion about phones in hand is just put me off as well. The scooter drivers have a right to be on the road. If they don't follow local laws (cell phone driving laws) then ththey police will deal with it. You don't get to decide what others use. So yeah, used to it.

      The problem is not Bird itself. I think it's a great idea. But I live in Bird territory, and I can tell you that a good portion of the time, it's the riders themselves that are the entitled asshats. They have no problem riding on crowded sidewalks, running stop signs, and general other fuckery (2 people riding on a Bird at the same time) at 15 MPH. There have been several collisions with pedestrians that I've read about (read Nextdoor in a Bird neighborhood). In the last week, there was a Bird collision with another car, as well as one that happened a few months ago.

      The police are *sort of* dealing with the problem, but they're pretty busy handling many other issues.

    10. Re: Venice by maralatho · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yet another American asserting his right to be uneducated and obnoxious.

    11. Re: Venice by mileshigh · · Score: 4, Informative

      The scooter drivers have a right to be on the road.

      They're on the sidewalk.

      This is really a problem with LA traffic law & culture since it's legal to ride bicycles, skateboards and other "exclusively human-powered" vehicles on the sidewalk. This has led to the public perception that anything goes on the sidewalks.

      Technically, scooters are powered and thus aren't allowed on the sidewalk, but LA cops aren't keen to wade into this so they just ignore the entire issue -- like they pretty much ignore anything that happens off the roadway. Scooters, electric-assist bicycles, etc rule the sidewalks.

    12. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he was writing an op-ed in the L.A. Times. The local audience knew what he meant.

    13. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a shitty entitled asshat complaining about others expressing their right to drive a scooter, and he doesn't like them. ...
      If I'm wrong, let me know and I will RTFA.

      Sounds like a shitty entitled asshat complaining about an article they have not bothered to read and expects others to read for them.

    14. Re:Venice by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      I thought they were talking about that Venice too til I got near the end.

      It's true though, that place fucking stinks.

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    15. Re: Venice by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      Hell my first thought when reading the headline was "how would they use scooters in Venice".

      They're water scooters.

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    16. Re:Venice by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      It's true though, that place fucking stinks.

      Which one?

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    17. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too thought this was something related to Italy...
      >_>

    18. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because its not Venice, its "Venice Beach". The guy writing the article summary is just an idiot.

    19. Re: Venice by bluelip · · Score: 1

      This is a shit post. Nothing about "News for Nerds". Venice is a wasted trip.

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    20. Re: Venice by Smidge204 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Make it legal to clothesline anyone riding a powered vehicle on the sidewalk.

      Problem should sort itself out soon enough.
      =Smidge=

    21. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this because most cops are lazy and don't want to try to (on foot) run down an asshat on a scooter in a sidewalk? Usually in a car, they are traveling too fast and with traffic conditions, it's harder to notice things going on along the sidewalk than things going on in the street, and there are usually plenty of those in the city.

    22. Re:Venice by sexconker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Venice.

    23. Re: Venice by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      Make it legal to clothesline anyone riding a powered vehicle on the sidewalk.

      Problem should sort itself out soon enough. =Smidge=

      You read my mind.

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    24. Re: Venice by ghoul · · Score: 1, Funny

      I was thinking "They have homeless in Italy too?" Isnt that a purely American problem?

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    25. Re: Venice by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      Hell my first thought when reading the headline was "how would they use scooters in Venice".

      Same here. Venice, Italy (the islands in the lagoon that everyone thinks of when you say "Venice", as opposed to mainland Venice where people locals live and work and tourists stay in hotels) is beautiful, but incredibly crowded during the day. There's no way you'd be able to ride a scooter of this sort more than a few meters at a time, so it puzzled me how it could have ever become the nuisance they were suggesting it is in the summary.

      During the evening the story is quite different, since the islands empty out as the tourists head back to their hotels on the mainland. My wife and I enjoyed an evening stroll through the city around 11pm when we visited back in 2016 (we had done a dinner cruise that dropped us off on the Giudecca Canal on the south side of the city, but the water bus back to our hotelon the neighboring island of Murano picked up on the north side of the city at that time of night), and once we got away from the Giudecca Canal and into the interior of the city, I don't recall seeing anyone else until we got back to our hotel on Murano. I suppose you could use scooters at that point, but why would you? The city is asking to be stared at. There are great views everywhere you look, day or night.

    26. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another American asserting his right to be uneducated and obnoxious.

      And that is unfortunate because not all of us Americans are inbred, redneck, Trump-loving troglodytes...

    27. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could read the article before making an inane post like you just did.

      Well, according to the article, Venice CA has a HUGE homeless population, with THOUSANDS living on the streets.
      Seeing as the population of Venice is only 40k, that means at least five percent of the population is homeless

    28. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feeble attempt at humor. In case you are so stunningly stupid that you meant this, 1 out of every 3200 homeless people worldwide are in the U.S.

    29. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking "They have homeless in Italy too?" Isnt that a purely American problem?

      There are homeless people in every country on earth. America may have more than many other advanced nations; but they also have a lot less than many other countries.

    30. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can understand the police being busy, but if the riders are doing this crap, I would say the police treat them just like any other vehicle and make sure to fine them accordingly. Start having the police pull them for texting and driving or running those signs as well as using headphones while using them.

      Start having them crack down on those things hard, and actually start putting a focus on them for a bit, then you can see those things take care of more.

    31. Re: Venice by HeckRuler · · Score: 2

      and general other fuckery (2 people riding on a Bird at the same time) at 15 MPH.

      While I'm all for creative positions, that doesn't sound very safe and surely must run afoul of some decency laws.

    32. Re: Venice by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it's the riders themselves that are the entitled asshats. They have no problem riding on crowded sidewalks, running stop signs, and general other fuckery

      So exactly the same as bikes then, which have been around forever.

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    33. Re: Venice by omnichad · · Score: 2

      We're talking more about the summary and slashdot version of the headline.

    34. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I drive a low sports car. One day, when a friend was riding with me, a guy on a road bike was in the middle of the road riding at a moderate speed - but well under the speed limit. There was a bike lane that he was supposed to be riding in, but even when I honked at him he refused to pull over. So my friend said to pull up beside him when the oncoming traffic cleared and to hold my speed. I thought he was going to yell at him, but instead when I pulled up beside him my friend gently squeezed the bikers ass which completely freaked him out, causing him to loose his balance and wipe out pretty bad. Needless to say as soon as I checked the car behind me didn't hit him I sped off.

    35. Re: Venice by Kierthos · · Score: 3

      Hell, we have the same problem here, but with normal scooters/mopeds. I live near a university, so there are a ton of these rental scooters being driven by college kids. And they're regularly riding two to a scooter, sometimes three to a scooter. Maybe one in ten of them are using the provided helmets. They run red lights or stop signs. They drive on the sidewalks.

      And yeah, they get in accidents. I've seen, several times in the last year, some idiot scooter driver being loaded into the back of an ambulance because they though they were invulnerable, or weren't paying attention, or whatever.

      That being said, there are also people way past college age riding these things as well, and they aren't showing that much more proficiency with them, or understanding of basic safety.

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    36. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't RTFA of course, but even as one who lived very close to Venice, CA for many years, I was confused for a bit when reading the summary. It wasn't until I read "Bird is also tearing away at the fabric of our Westside society. In Venice and Santa Monica ..." that the dim bulb in my head went on.

    37. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ever live in a city Bird "services"? The scooters are dumped in hallways, in front of doors, in the middle of the street, even in a local creek. They run out of batteries on hills, so people just toss them into bushes or wherever. Of course, the riders think they are better than pedestrians, cyclists, or cars, and wonder why they get honked at when running lights or trying to carve a path through pedestrian traffic on a crowded sidewalk.

      The fact that Bird decided to not play ball with the local city council until the city passed an impound ordinance didn't help things either.

      Sorry, the fact that they decided to get a leg up on scooter companies who were willing to work with the city doesn't help their cause in my book. Want a scooter? Lots of stores sell them.

    38. Re: Venice by Alypius · · Score: 4, Funny

      afoul or afowl?

    39. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The us has something like 1.5 million homeless. Are you saying that the world has 4.8 billion homeless people?

    40. Re: Venice by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Scooters, and even bicycles, are illegal in Venice.

    41. Re: Venice by jythie · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but is a new and larger wave of people who would not normally ride bikes. If nothing else, bike riders tend to stop such behavior after they have been doing it for a while so there is a certain equilibrium within that community.

    42. Re: Venice by Rakarra · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I drive a low sports car. One day, when a friend was riding with me, a guy on a road bike was in the middle of the road riding at a moderate speed - but well under the speed limit. There was a bike lane that he was supposed to be riding in, but even when I honked at him he refused to pull over. So my friend said to pull up beside him when the oncoming traffic cleared and to hold my speed. I thought he was going to yell at him, but instead when I pulled up beside him my friend gently squeezed the bikers ass which completely freaked him out, causing him to loose his balance and wipe out pretty bad. Needless to say as soon as I checked the car behind me didn't hit him I sped off.

      So your friend committed assault, the result being bodily harm? Pretty classy response.

    43. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bicycles illegal? I am suddenly interested in moving to Venice.

    44. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol no

    45. Re: Venice by jellomizer · · Score: 1, Interesting

      From my understanding Italy in general has bad drivers, especially in urban areas. Combined with Italian view of law, compared to English Law that most of us are accustom to. Makes it difficult to get people to change their ways. Police will stop someone who is being dangerous or causing problems. But if they are currently being safe, but doing a behavior that can be potentially dangerous they will not stop them.

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    46. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American parochial arrogance, assuming there are no other parts of the world.

    47. Re: Venice by epine · · Score: 1

      The reference to Santa Monica though was a pretty good clue.

      In order to decipher a clue, you need to have already made a decision to invest mental energy.

      If you don't give a shit about Venice, California, your sunk cost should have ended abruptly exactly there, and not one word-clue further along, or an iota more difficult to process than the word "California".

      I make 10,000 mental energy assessments every day (only possible because the quick answer, most of the time, is "no"). Epsilon assessments should not involve clue busting.

      What you are implicitly advocating is running every ethernet card in promiscuous mode all the time, whereby every packet gets reported to the OS on a separate interrupt every time. As you assert, once the packet arrives at the OS, the destination address serves as "a big clue" about whether this is something the OS needs to fully ingest (more than just siphoning it off to the packet log), so what's the big whup?

      Back to reality, on the sixth day, the ethernet vendors invented hardware offloading, and it was good.

      Well, it was good when the packet header contained "Venice, California" and not so good at all when the packet header only contained "Venice".

    48. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd have to take a boat slightly larger than the size of a bike to work. And if you think you have trouble now finding a spot for your car, wait until you're trying to find a mooring for a boat...

      What's that loud whooshing sound? Did I miss another Falcon rocket launch (again)?

    49. Re: Venice by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Bicycles illegal? I am suddenly interested in moving to Venice.

      You pretty much have to love tourists though.

    50. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps remove thumb from anus and go do something useful

    51. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because its not Venice, its "Venice Beach".

      Venice Beach is located in Venice, CA. Try looking at a map (or maybe some municipal info) sometime, asshole.

    52. Re: Venice by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Stay classy, Slashdot!

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    53. Re: Venice by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since this is modded up as "Interesting", I'm going to assume that the parent is not making a joke and point out that it's the wrong Venice. Nothing to do with Italians, and that's why it's in the LA Times.

    54. Re: Venice by Bryansix · · Score: 2

      It's amazing how many people don't know about CVC 21208. If there is a bike lane and you are going under the speed limit, you have to ride in it. Very few exceptions apply. https://leginfo.legislature.ca....

    55. Re:Venice by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      The Italians ruined Venice long ago.

    56. Re: Venice by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The scooter drivers have a right to be on the road.

      Roads.... You realise we're talking about Venice here right? The only other things in Venice with wheels on "roads" are prams and those little carts old people drag behind them on the way back from the shops.

    57. Re: Venice by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      Take your foot, and push them the fuck over.

    58. Re: Venice by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Hell my first thought when reading the headline was "how would they use scooters in Venice".

      Actually my first thought was "damn straight". I was in Venice 2 months ago and nearly got run over by one of these things. That said .... I only saw 1, and I'm sure they are illegal.

      Took a while before someone pointed out there's more than one Venice in the world.

    59. Re: Venice by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      But I live in Bird territory, and I can tell you that a good portion of the time, it's the riders themselves that are the entitled asshats. They have no problem riding on crowded sidewalks, running stop signs, and general other fuckery (2 people riding on a Bird at the same time) at 15 MPH.

      I'm still having a hard time figuring out how this is a technology issue instead of a local interest piece on whatever is happening in their neighborhood. I also got nearly to the end of the summary without realizing that they were talking about California and not Italy.

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    60. Re: Venice by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      If nothing else, bike riders tend to stop such behavior after they have been doing it for a while so there is a certain equilibrium within that community.

      Sort of like drug addicts.

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    61. Re: Venice by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      1 out of every 3200 homeless people worldwide are in the U.S.

      You accidentally hit an extra 3 when you were typing that, there are around 500,000 homeless in the US and 100 million worldwide. That's 1 in 200, not 1 in 3200.

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    62. Re: Venice by amicusNYCL · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was thinking "They have homeless in Italy too?"

      Around 48,000 or so, a pretty small share of the overall population, about half the share compared to the US.

      Isnt that a purely American problem?

      There are 48 times as many homeless in Nigeria than the US, and 14 times as many in South Africa. But it's probably less fun to make fun of homeless Africans, isn't it? Don't worry though, there are other groups you could make fun of too. In Indonesia, there are 6 times as many homeless as in the US. In Haiti it's about 4 times more. Russia is nearly 10x, Venezuela nearly 4x. In Grenada over half their population is homeless, I guess a hurricane that destroys 90% of the homes will do that. Maybe there's a joke you can work into that.

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    63. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel that. I thought they were talking about flying scooters and was like, "Whoa! I gotta read this!" Then just disappointment at more Californiacentrism.

    64. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, "tech" has morphed into "VC funded startups" who take inspiration from flash mobs and pump-and-dump schemes to be "disruptive" and build the future. It really is the gilded age all over again.

    65. Re: Venice by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      This is taking an off-topic comment even further off-topic, but I have rented cars in Germany and France. You could drive from Lisbon to Warsaw, no problem, but anything south/east of ES/FR/CH/AT/HU/SK/PL was a no-go.

    66. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only to those aware of the fact that there is such a thing as Venice, CA.

    67. Re:Venice by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Cute girls in bathing suits on roller skates, if you're into that sort of thing. Ridiculously high rents and no place to park, if you're a normal human being.

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    68. Re: Venice by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Cyclists are allowed on the road. Nice of you to admit to vehicular assault and leaving the scene.

    69. Re: Venice by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      More than that, since the Earth only qualifies as a temporary shelter

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    70. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bodycheck!!!!

      God the NHL will love it.

    71. Re: Venice by lgw · · Score: 1, Funny

      Cyclists are allowed on the road.

      In Cali: https://leginfo.legislature.ca...

      In Texas: Sure, we call them "targets".

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    72. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you determine bad drivers in a city where most roads are no bigger than a single car?

    73. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking Italy until I saw Santa Monica.

    74. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make it legal to clothesline anyone manually copying their username into the body of their post. They're obviously too stupid to look at their surroundings and notice that they're the one doing it wrong.

      Problem should sort itself out soon enough.
      =Smidge=

    75. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      afoal

    76. Re: Venice by r1348 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you're just a moron and have no idea on how Venice, Italy looks like, seeing how you assume it's even possible to drive an electric scooter in that ungodly maze of bridges, staircases, tiny alleys and channels. But go ahead please, keep making a fool out of yourself.

    77. Re: Venice by r1348 · · Score: 1

      Please entertain us more with your very interesting driving adventures.

    78. Re: Venice by ghoul · · Score: 1

      I meant amongst first world countries. USA is the richest large country per capita yet it has homeless.
      Since you like to play with statistics calculate the homeless rate * per capita GDP.
      USA is way way ahead, no other country not even Somalia comes close.

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    79. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have a right to drive a scooter. It's not a gun.

    80. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I figured the company was a dotcom based in Santa Monica, California (Santa Monica Boulevard, Los Angeles? is that near Hollywood?) and operating both in Santa Monica and Venice, Italia. Though the author mistook ocean for sea and I didn't know about such homelessness and misery in Venice.

    81. Re:Venice by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Venice? Scooter drivers, meet hordes of gypsy pickpockets.

    82. Re: Venice by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Everywhere you look?

      The canals _are_ the sewers.

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    83. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the fuck, how autistic are u

    84. Re:Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, people go to Venice to see rats and these bird brained riders.

      Classic red herring.

    85. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then with a wry smile, and a twinkle in his eye, Prime Minister Churchill turned to r1348, and with his unflappable and uniquely English gentlemanly wit, coyly bid him "Suck my dick, faggot.".

    86. Re: Venice by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      USA is the richest large country per capita yet it has homeless.

      Is your theory that you solve homelessness by throwing money at the problem, that's all it takes? I think it's a little more complex than that.

      Since you like to play with statistics calculate the homeless rate * per capita GDP.

      OK. I'm not sure what that's supposed to illustrate, but whatever.

      The CIA puts the US at #13 on the per capita GDP list, at 59,500. The homeless rate is 0.17%. So, multiplying those two numbers, for some reason, gives 101.15. Again, I'm not clear on what that number is supposed to represent, but hopefully you know.

      So, for countries with a higher GDP per capita than the US who are also on the homeless list, here are the numbers:

      Luxembourg - 305.48 (this country has a larger GDP per capita, AND a higher homelessness rate; which is weird, because Luxembourg is rich so should automatically have zero homeless, or something?)
      Ireland - 123.42
      Norway - 98.84

      Some other countries:
      Canada - 240.5
      China - 29.88
      Czech Rep. - 228.8
      Grenada - 8,296.68
      Nigeria - 978.22
      Bosnia & Herzegovina - 425.22
      Australia - 214.57
      New Zealand - 361.9
      Russia - 948.6

      Other countries listed as a higher per capita GDP than the US, such as Liechtenstein, Qatar, Monaco, Singapore, Brunei, Kuwait, and the UAE, did not have homelessness numbers that I found. Also, no Somalia on that homelessness list, so hopefully you can clue me in to how you found those numbers and then concluded that it doesn't even come close. And tell me what conclusions you're making from the numbers above, since you asked for those.

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    87. Re: Venice by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      Make it legal to clothesline anyone riding a powered vehicle on the sidewalk.

      Problem should sort itself out soon enough. =Smidge=

      Only if you have no experience with contact sport.

    88. Re: Venice by thsths · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a person who expects a summary to summarise the article. Must not have been here for long.

    89. Re: Venice by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      Take a lane that's currently used for cars, put up those bendy plastic divider poles to make a real separated bike lane, and everyone wins. No one *wants* to ride in the same right of way with pedestrians. But riding in car traffic is life threateningly dangerous.

    90. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #Eurotard

    91. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's the people whose only comprehension of a situation is "rights" that are the shitty entitled asshats.

      Obvious butthurt scooter user is obvious.

    92. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A general thank you to all the posters who referred to places such as Los Angeles and geographical features such as sidewalks.

      I was able to understand that the article was not about wheeled transport replacing gondolas or having an adverse impact on water traffic. I admit, I clicked on the article, and was ready to read about an aquatic/scooter technological transport innovation equivalent to the flying car/ motor vehicle stuff that has littered the slashdot pages over the past twelve months. After all, this is slashdot and here is where you would expect to read of such things.

      Tip: elsewhere on the planet, we refer to them as "footpaths" and "large famous Italian city with canals instead of streets".

    93. Re: Venice by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      They keep trying that, they call it a "road diet". You replace a lane with a mixed use lane, nobody uses the mixed use lane, the car lane gets clogged up and they realize it's a waster of space.

    94. Re: Venice by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      The guy writing the original article writes for the LA times. Anyone reading that would know he was referring to the local Venice and not the Italian one.
      It's not the article writers fault this got picked up by slashdot.

      It's like if you live in Texas and you're talking a friend about Paris, Texas which happens to be 3 miles from you.
      You wouldn't constantly say "Paris, Texas". you'd assume the local one.

    95. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming that the police are well funded and have enough resources/staff to deal with this on top of what they already do. It's a very entitled way of looking at things, without actually taking into consideration the consequences.

    96. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the accident and emergency unit of my local hospital scooter/motorbike riders are known as 'organ donors'. Because the likelihood of them surviving an accident is a lot less than most other types of accident. Riding around at speed with almost zero protection is downright stupid.

    97. Re: Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are more homeless in Africa because they were looted. That money should have ensured no homeless in the US. But darn....

  2. What the fuck is a bird scooter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Seriously. I'm going to have to RTFA.

    1. Re:What the fuck is a bird scooter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Venice? Like in Florida?
      Shitty write-up is just bad at communication.

    2. Re:What the fuck is a bird scooter? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      Something about flocks and hatching, just to make it more confusing.

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    3. Re:What the fuck is a bird scooter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's something disabled overweight pigeons who can no longer fly get around on. They include a poop launcher so the pigeon feels able bodied since he can still drop his shit on your car.

  3. Meh, I grew up in Los Angeles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And my first thought was Venice Italy and what are these bird scooters? Is someone running around trying to make birds fly away?

    1. Re:Meh, I grew up in Los Angeles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing, and I have even been a tourist to Venice, CA.

  4. You forgot just one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    WTF is a bird scooter?

    1. Re:You forgot just one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      WTF is a bird scooter?

      It's a scooter for birds.

      Duh.

    2. Re:You forgot just one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully a tool of natural selection.

    3. Re:You forgot just one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They also forgot to add, that they weren't writing about Venice, but Venice, California. If you don't think that matters, try taking your significant other for a trip to South Paris, Maine...

    4. Re:You forgot just one thing by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1, Funny

      Try reading more than the headline, fool.

      FWIW to anyone, when I read the headline (followed immediately by the entire story) I saw the word scooter as a verb and not a noun; don't ask me what the verb people were doing to Venetian birds, though. xD

    5. Re:You forgot just one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      WTF is a bird scooter?

      It's a person who scoot birds away. Seems there are too many, so not enough birds in Venice. Maybe the birds stop the sea level rise?

    6. Re:You forgot just one thing by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      WTF is a bird scooter?

      A well a don't you know about the bird?
      Everybody knows that the bird is the word.
      Ba-ba-ba bird bird bird, bird is the word.

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    7. Re:You forgot just one thing by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Or worse, spend a night in the Paris Hilton.

    8. Re:You forgot just one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lmao.

      I'd spend a night in Paris Hilton.

      Of course, I don't have high standards.

    9. Re:You forgot just one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is a bird scooter?

      From reading the headline, I though a 'bird scooters' was a slang for 'liberals.' But that wouldn't be news.

    10. Re:You forgot just one thing by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      That's actually a nice hotel. Have you been to Paris lately? It might be an upgrade even.

    11. Re:You forgot just one thing by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      That's hot.

    12. Re:You forgot just one thing by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      It’s not about your standards, at that point. It’s about your interest in providing the CDC with samples of novel drug-resistant STD strains for their laboratories.

    13. Re:You forgot just one thing by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      BTW for you young'uns:

      Surfin' Bird in Full Metal Jacket (although the song is a couple decades older than the movie)

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    14. Re:You forgot just one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peter??

  5. I can't have been the only one by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    who read the title and pictured pigeons wheeling around the Piazza San Marco.

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    1. Re:I can't have been the only one by MS · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Me too...
      In Venice it's forbidden to feed pigeons, as they shit everywhere and their excrements corrode the historical buildings.
      While scooters (called vespas in Italy) are nowhere to be found, as they aren't watertight - you use gondolas to travel around.

    2. Re:I can't have been the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      same.

      and what kind of name is Travis VanderZanden? a fake one. Fake news!

    3. Re:I can't have been the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, bicycling is forbidden (under penalty of a fine up to 500€) How could electric scooters be allowed?
      Not until "Santa Monica" was added to the context did I realize these were the fake cities.

    4. Re:I can't have been the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and what kind of name is Travis VanderZanden?

      Dutch. Normally such a name would be rendered as "Travis van der Zanden"

    5. Re:I can't have been the only one by AlanBDee · · Score: 1

      Nope, I pictured an old guy on a typewriter, sitting at an outside cafe, shaking his cane at anyone whizzing by on these newfangled scooters, writing the article.

      I used to commute by train and my place of work was almost exactly one mile from the station. I used a bike that I locked up at the station but others used basic scooters. This would be been even nicer and quicker so I think it does help solve the last mile problem with mass transit.

    6. Re:I can't have been the only one by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I was thinking, how on earth do those scooters even work with the terrible brick work everywhere in Venice sidewalks, not to mention the flooding?

      Then it slowly dawned, CA... those CA people sure do assume everyone knows everything about CA!

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    7. Re: I can't have been the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bring an ebike on the train to work. 2 km and 2.5km distance from the stations at home and at work. Much faster than waiting for the free bus.

    8. Re:I can't have been the only one by Sumus+Semper+Una · · Score: 1

      I actually initially thought it was some sort of loud, powered single-person aquatic vehicle for use in the canals used as a means of trying to scare off birds for some reason. I fully expected to start reading an abstract detailing how these vehicles using a new technology were having an unintended consequence of increasing bird defecation dramatically in tourist-heavy areas or something. After getting a few sentences in, I decided I would have preferred reading that article instead of the real one, so I stopped and checked here to see if I was the only one who immediately leaped to the wrong impression.

    9. Re:I can't have been the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ayup, I haven't seen any cars or scooters in Venice, so I quickly figured it can only be a geographically challenged American who wrote that blurb.

    10. Re:I can't have been the only one by omnichad · · Score: 1

      called vespas in Italy

      The genericized trademark council thanks you for your service.

    11. Re:I can't have been the only one by MS · · Score: 1

      Even pulling trolleys ist forbidden, as they make too much noise on the cobble stone pavement.

    12. Re:I can't have been the only one by MS · · Score: 1

      "vespa" means wasp. You can trademark the logo but not an insects name. :-)

    13. Re:I can't have been the only one by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You're very wrong. Even in Europe, you can trademark a generic word as a product/brand name - just as Microsoft did with Windows (provided the word isn't already generic for that specific thing).

      Windows means glass panels for looking outside.

    14. Re:I can't have been the only one by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      I actually initially thought it was some sort of loud, powered single-person aquatic vehicle for use in the canals used as a means of trying to scare off birds for some reason. I fully expected to start reading an abstract detailing how these vehicles using a new technology were having an unintended consequence of increasing bird defecation dramatically in tourist-heavy areas or something. After getting a few sentences in, I decided I would have preferred reading that article instead of the real one, so I stopped and checked here to see if I was the only one who immediately leaped to the wrong impression.

      You write it, and I'm sure most of the people on here would prefer your story to the actual one

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    15. Re:I can't have been the only one by MS · · Score: 1

      Psst - I still call 'em vespas. ;-)

      BTW: here in Italy we use windows to also look inside, and open them for fresh air or to walk off when the husband comes...

    16. Re:I can't have been the only one by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You are free to call them that. That's what makes it a genericized trademark. Much like styrofoam, thermos, aspirin, heroin, and so on. They all started life with a capital letter as a name brand.

    17. Re:I can't have been the only one by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      Me too... In Venice it's forbidden to feed pigeons, as they shit everywhere and their excrements corrode the historical buildings. While scooters (called vespas in Italy) are nowhere to be found, as they aren't watertight - you use gondolas to travel around.

      I've actually been to Venice, Italy and there certainly are plenty of places where one could use a scooter if so inclined. I suspect the reason they aren't used is because Europeans aren't afraid to walk and the use of such in Venice, Italy would likely be impractical.

    18. Re:I can't have been the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they shit everywhere and their excrements corrode the historical buildings

      Sounds like the Trump regime.

    19. Re:I can't have been the only one by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Just FYI, I had the same misunderstanding that you did when I first read this. We are not talking about Vespas. These are like Razr scooters - more like a powered skateboard with a steering handle. No seat, no storage.

    20. Re:I can't have been the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Travis is not a Dutch name.

    21. Re:I can't have been the only one by oakgrove · · Score: 1

      I suspect the reason they aren't used is because Europeans aren't afraid to walk

      Oh oh look! It's the start of Europe vs. America pissing contest on the internet number 57984735725987982752985722598785774329846584287529847509864250842!!
      Surely something new will be added to the discussion with this one. Don't forget to hang yourself when it's over.

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    22. Re:I can't have been the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It’s patently and demonstrably not illegal to feed the pigeons. Vendors sell pigeon food right there in San Marco. So either all the vendors are criminals (not necessarily out of the realm of possibility), the cops are all crooked (possible), or your statement is false.

      I’m guessing that feeding the pigeons is perfectly legal. Just not a good idea.

    23. Re:I can't have been the only one by MS · · Score: 1

      When have you been last time in Venice?
      Since 1997 it's fobidden to feed the pdgeons in most parts of venice and since 2008 in the whole city, even on Piazza San Marco. Nobody will sell you feed for 'em!

    24. Re:I can't have been the only one by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      But it is a california one...

  6. I am sick of California by bistromath007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every week there's another article about some ridiculous new shit literally thousands of people are doing that's ruining everything, and it's absolutely never relevant outside either LA or SF. When are we sending these assholes back to their home planet?

    1. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're in California. Home planet found.

    2. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, Austin just passed new rules for scooters & ride share bikes because they were literally dropped in the middle of the sidewalk. With that new tech, no need for racks. Drop it ANYWHERE. The authors point is true, it may start in LA/SF, but if the test marketing proves out, it is dispatched everywhere. See Uber & AV testing as just 2 examples.

    3. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those fuckers have invaded Vegas and are invading Denver. We must stop them.

    4. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of these people came from the east coast to make big money in California and didn't grow up here, so you should probably take a close look at your own culture, wherever you are.

    5. Re:I am sick of California by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the real question here is: Why is it getting up your ass so much that you have to sperg out on Slashdot like this over it? If it doesn't pertain to you or where you live then let it go.

    6. Re: I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, Austin is just an enclave of California that Texas won't recognize as such. :P

    7. Re:I am sick of California by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Every week there's another article about some ridiculous new shit literally thousands of people are doing that's ruining everything, and it's absolutely never relevant outside either LA or SF.

      The last story along these lines was just three days ago... and it was about Washington, DC, which is several thousand miles away from both cities you mention.

      You may have gotten that impression, though, because many of the companies causing these "problems" are headquartered in California's Silicon Valley.

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    8. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty much like that in any state where a couple of large population centers have the majority of the population. State governments pander over these islands of entitled morons and the rest of the state suffers as spending is minimal outside of the cities. Policy and legislation also rarely make sense to the rural populations of these unfortunate states. Low recognition and high taxes in an area that it's hard to obtain a good paying job. It's just fantastic.

    9. Re:I am sick of California by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      People think, it is cool to have one, because nobody else does, and it will be "good for me". The problem isn't the scooter being a bad idea, because it isn't. The problem is, when the number of scooters increases to the point of becoming a problem. And there is an entitled mentality to the people that buy them, expecting wide open roads/sidewalks and avoiding all the hassles of walking and other more mundane forms of getting from one place to another. When that doesn't happen, they get all pissy about everyone ruining their great plan of scooting around everywhere.

      And I blame the complete lack of courtesy; the self indulgent asshattery that is permiating our society. We allow it, because short of making being an asshole illegal, there is very little we can do. In the days of old, the asshole would be punched in the face (or clotheslined in this case) and be dealt with forthrightly. But that just brings out the greatest form of assholery, the lawyers.

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    10. Re:I am sick of California by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      It's Venice Beach, California, so pretty much in LA/SF. Also, SF seems to be outlawing the scooters.

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    11. Re: I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But they can't hold it back any more.

    12. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This may come as a shock to a 4M uid user, but slashdot is not a bay area blog.

    13. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the world would be better off if we rounded up people like you and found some planet to drop you off onto.

    14. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non sequitur. From TFS, you should be ranting about a non-nerd-related story relating to birds and Vespas in Venice. There's no need to drag California in to muddy things further. Stop making everything about the US.

    15. Re:I am sick of California by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

      These things are in other cities as well, from both Bird and a handful of other vendors. They cost about $500 to buy, and you can pretty easily get $20/day in rental fees out of them, so it is a pretty simple business. Just need to gather them up and charge them to keep them generating revenue, so expect to see more...

    16. Re:I am sick of California by jittles · · Score: 2

      Every week there's another article about some ridiculous new shit literally thousands of people are doing that's ruining everything, and it's absolutely never relevant outside either LA or SF. When are we sending these assholes back to their home planet?

      I can confirm that there are plenty of Bird riding dumb asses in my locale and I’m not on the Best Coast at all. But there are a lot of bicyclist assholes that do the exact same things the Bird riders do, and are just as guilty of breaking the laws surrounding their conveyance as the bird operators.

    17. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse, there is an app out there. For the birds' users.

    18. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just need to gather them up and charge them to keep them generating revenue, so expect to see more...

      Don't even have to charge them yourself. Bird, at least, pays $5 apiece for people to gather them up and charge them. Every night I see people going down the street with five of them in a shopping cart (taking them home to charge).

    19. Re:I am sick of California by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      If scooters aren't a bad idea (which is dependent upon location) then a little infrastructure would be nice maybe a scooter lane would solve those problems. This is not going to be an issue where I live no one is scooting in the snow, rain, or freezing cold.

      I've thought about getting a motor cycle to ride on short trips in town but honestly it's not worth it if I can only ride it for half the year.

    20. Re:I am sick of California by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Bikeshare is already huge in China. It's not really new tech at this point.

    21. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may come as a shock to a 4M uid user...

      Says the person posting AC. That's pretty funny.

    22. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Visit hackernews more... articles like this get downvoted off the front page, it will lower your web blood pressure I promise. Slashdot is still better for humour though.

    23. Re:I am sick of California by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Bikeshare isn't a problem. Powered scooters aren't a problem. It's the people who use those things that lack all common sense and decency that are the problem.

    24. Re:I am sick of California by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      What dump you live in?

    25. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong article? Venice isn't exactly anywhere near California...

    26. Re:I am sick of California by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Well, clearly, the obvious solution is to buy a really cheap motorcycle. They do exist. Or even a golf cart - they are not too expensive, easy to park, and can be made street-legal. Assuming you really are using them on minor roads, the slow speed should not be an issue. Cars can pass you.

    27. Re:I am sick of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yes maybe but in my European town they just dumped such bikes all over the place on sidewalks this month and a smartphone is mandatory to use them. They're also location-tracked. Maybe China has them since last year. But we already had bikeshares, just not ones that require a duopoly smartphone. The old ones are also parked at predesignated stations and I think they merely track that you got from A to B not the whole frigging trip every 0.5 second.

      I hate these shits already, gonna find a spot where there are no CCTVs camera and just do something with them. Hell they're not tied to anything beside themselves and are left unattended so why shouldn't I steal one?
      The first day I saw them, there were a couple in the river too.

      What's next, share dildos? I can unlock them and stuff them in my ass if I scan them with a google phone?

    28. Re:I am sick of California by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      In SF, 'Dildoshare' would get funded so fast it would make your head spin.

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    29. Re:I am sick of California by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      Every week there's another article about some ridiculous new shit literally thousands of people are doing that's ruining everything,

      Is it though? Is everything being ruined or it just the media beat up? Because when I read the internet it sounds like stuff is always being ruined, yet when I go outside everything is still fine. There a lesson in there somewhere.

    30. Re:I am sick of California by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      People think, it is cool to have one, because nobody else does, and it will be "good for me". The problem isn't the scooter being a bad idea, because it isn't. The problem is, when the number of scooters increases to the point of becoming a problem. And there is an entitled mentality to the people that buy them, expecting wide open roads/sidewalks and avoiding all the hassles of walking and other more mundane forms of getting from one place to another. When that doesn't happen, they get all pissy about everyone ruining their great plan of scooting around everywhere.

      So exactly like cars but less people die. I fail to see how this is a problem.

    31. Re:I am sick of California by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      I've sometimes wondered if cities over a certain size shouldn't just become a city-state, separate from the surrounding state. I hear this complain in many states with large cities: California, Nevada, Illinois, New York, etc.

  7. old guy shakes fist at damn kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Insists they get off of his lawn.

  8. First world problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    First world problems

    1. Re:First world problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So nice you had to say it twice. So nice you had to say it twice.

  9. Cobblestones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Problem sovled

    1. Re: Cobblestones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bloody Lisbon. Cobblestones and hills!

  10. Is it because all the homeless by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    are begging for money to buy a scooter?

    I'm just guessing, if you're homeless, other than a house or car, a scooter wouldn't be on the list of things you need to survive.

    1. Re: Is it because all the homeless by reanjr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you're homeless and need a way to get between the overpass where you sleep, the minimum wage job across town, and soup kitchen, then scooters or something else might be pretty well needed.

    2. Re: Is it because all the homeless by AlanBDee · · Score: 1

      You're spot on. These are rental scooters so a homeless person can drop $5 on a scooter to get them across town more quickly. I know in my city most the homeless tend to group near the homeless shelter. With these they can scoot across town where they will likely be able to panhandle for more then the cost of the rental scooter.

    3. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they can drop $1.75 on a Metro bus/train and travel much further.

    4. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? And have to sit next to some poor person?

    5. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Hadlock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      50% of people on welfare are single mothers over 18 working minimum wage jobs to support themselves and their children. It's a fact. Look it up.
       
      Just because you don't see it from inside your bubble, does not mean these people do not exist, just means that you're not interacting with them on a daily basis.

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    6. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mental health is a very large driver of the homeless population. In fact it usually ISN'T "their fault."

    7. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The homeless steal bicycles for free.

    8. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Source: The deepest part of your asshole

    9. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must live in a bubble if you think this way and just don't see what it is like for a huge portion of the population.

      I have watched someone get stuck at a job paying near minimum wage and not get a raise for over 2 years, not because they didn't work hard, they did and they earned it. But because the local job market is crap and most places aren't hiring except for minimum wage as well and they could fire them and replace them same day and get someone else and they don't need the best or even skilled, they just need someone good enough to do the job. And that repeats all over the place.

      Wages aren't dictated by skill or determination in many areas and fields, they are determined by how easily you can be replaced. I worked at a Walmart and watched a guy get skipped over promotions because the managers said he was so good at what he was doing, the higher ups didn't want to lose him in that position. And the managers also weren't allowed to give raises above 40 cent per year to employees without risking getting in trouble from the store manager. Also a place where they would intentionally mislabel your job title to cut your pay and would fire you and replace you before they fixed it and I even watched shift managers apologizing to employees while they fired them because the higher ups were forcing them to do it.

      Typically lost between a third to half the shift ever 6 months between January and February and again between June to July as they replaced them mostly with temps and the few they let stay were transitioned from Temp to Permanent Part time to avoid benefits and most were either fired before they hit the 2 year mark to avoid benefits. But they could reapply after 6 months and start all over again.

      Even watched a shift manager fired after 17 years due to something that happened before he even started working for them. Funny they waited so close to the 20 year mark to fire them though.

      Worked at a Pantry about a decade ago, ended up leaving as part of a class action lawsuit against them with a bunch of other people as the managers monthly bonus was tied into labor dollar and so they tried to cut your pay. If you weren't careful, you could see between 2 to 8 hours deleted off your time card trying to get you to work for free for those hours and they would intentionally try to skip over you for your raises or torpedo your raises to make sure they could deny you to keep from getting them. The only one in my store who didn't have to go over the managers head for their hours and raises was the managers drinking partner. I personally had to go to the district manager to get my cards corrected at least 3 times where I could have a few hours to a whole day deleted off my shift and we found paperwork for raises that were hidden to avoid being turned in and had one of us sign our raise form before she filled it out to deny them a raise when they actually earned it.

      That stuff was years ago and I am getting off topic some, but you get the point. Wages for a huge portion aren't dictated by their skill or worth ethic, it is dictated by the job market and what the employer can get away with.

    10. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're saying that as a joke but in countries with free bus and train services the homeless DO get around - and generally make public transportation and public transport stations into little pockets of hell.

    11. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm not the OP, but:

      > If you're 35 and only qualified for Min Wage jobs, that is probably on you.

      What part of that 100% true sentiment did you not understand in your comment about single moms who are unqualified for anything but minimum wage jobs and who chose to reproduce themselves despite not having the financial means to support the child(ren)?

    12. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50% of people on welfare are single mothers over 18 working minimum wage jobs to support themselves and their children. It's a fact. Look it up.

      Just because you don't see it from inside your bubble, does not mean these people do not exist, just means that you're not interacting with them on a daily basis.

      Yes but are they homeless? I get frustrated because generally the people I see panhandling are able bodied men. A lot more government programs exist for single mothers than others so they are getting some form of additional assistance. This also is an issue with men not owning up to child care. If you help make the child you should help provide for it. I haven't had kids mainly because of cost and time constraints. It is unfair to expect me to pay for others children when I can't afford to have my own.

    13. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Rakarra · · Score: 0

      I'm not the OP, but:

      > If you're 35 and only qualified for Min Wage jobs, that is probably on you.

      What part of that 100% true sentiment did you not understand in your comment about single moms who are unqualified for anything but minimum wage jobs and who chose to reproduce themselves despite not having the financial means to support the child(ren)?

      It takes two to tango: the father is just as culpable here. They chose to have kids as well. But when they skip out, they leave the baby with the mom, since we have the expectation, often enforced by the court system, that the mother raises a child, not the father.

    14. Re: Is it because all the homeless by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      It takes two to tango: the father is just as culpable here. They chose to have kids as well. But when they skip out, they leave the baby with the mom, since we have the expectation, often enforced by the court system, that the mother raises a child, not the father.

      That notion is becoming as antiquated as many other longstanding gender-based memes. Try typing "single mother by choice" into your preferred search engine.

    15. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50% of all statistics are made up on the spot. It's a fact, look it up

    16. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes two to tango: the father is just as culpable here. They chose to have kids as well. But when they skip out, they leave the baby with the mom, since we have the expectation, often enforced by the court system, that the mother raises a child, not the father.

      I have to disagree. In poor societies in the US, it is a badge of honor to spread your seed as far and wide as possible. Also, as a side benefit of spreading your seed, you will be exposed to more women with whom you can procreate. Unfortunately for us, the act of procreation requires little in the way of thought. Also unfortunately, it's enjoyable. And finally - thanks to the fairy tale stories told by Hollywood - women get an incorrect belief that once they have sex with the man, he'll be unable to look at anyone else the same way. Or that they can 'change' him for the better (stop selling drugs, stop hitting, stop cutting classes, stop flirting, or whatever). Best advice I can give to women is don't enter into verbal contracts where you might be screwed.

      From the man's point of view ... he just wants what the other person has, and he's willing to engage in whatever verbal contract needed to get it. Promises mean nothing because he has to have that . In his mind, is it really stealing when it is being given away for free? Of course not! This is how you have individuals that have fathered many children. Four in one year in this other case. It appears the guy that made world headlines as a deadbeat dad is not a nice manany more.

      Too bad there's not a license for procreation.

    17. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP probably interacts with them every time he yells at the coffee barrista that he ordered his frappe with three-quarters cinnamon and she gave him half cinnamon.

    18. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Mental Health is an issue. As is the fact that in a complicated society, around 10% of the Population doesn't have the IQ to do any job.

      I have no idea what to do with that information, because institutional housing and control doesn't seem like a good solution for 10% of the population, being free people able to choose what they think is best for themselves, regardless how good they are at choosing.

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    19. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I have watched someone get stuck at a job paying near minimum wage and not get a raise for over 2 years, not because they didn't work hard, they did and they earned it. But because the local job market is crap and most places aren't hiring except for minimum wage as well and they could fire them and replace them same day and get someone else and they don't need the best or even skilled, they just need someone good enough to do the job. And that repeats all over the place.

      I've taken this whole bit, and will address this only. THIS may have been the case under Bush/Obama Administrations, which sucked the life engine out of our country for 16 years. And as long as the RINOs and the Socialists are running things, you can expect the Bernies of the world to promise "Free EVERYTHING!!!" and "TAX THE OTHER "RICH" GUY", and "CORPORATIONS ARE EVIL!!!" economy to basically suck. Nobody wants to spend money being threatened to have it all taken away on a whim of the masses. Nor does the economy do well with the Endless Wars on everything.

      The Economy stagnated for 16 years. I didn't get much of a pay raise during this time, largely because my job depends on the economy doing well. You know who did do well? All the idiots in DC and your state capitals. They never seem to suffer. And my expected 5% pay raise this year, might cover some of the cost of the increases to my Health Insurance.

      But now, the economy is doing well, and growth in the Job market is really starting to put a strain on wages (upward) as there are more people looking to hire than there are in the marketplace. But STILL employers are having a hard time finding people who show up on time, sober, every day. You can't blame the economy for that, you can't blame the employers for that, you can't blame anyone but the untrainable wrecks that need safe spaces because someone assumed their gender.

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    20. Re: Is it because all the homeless by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      If they're on welfare they aren't working anywhere.

    21. Re: Is it because all the homeless by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Their the ones you see because you gotta be tough to keep a good panhandling spot.

      Whatever you do, don't give them a penny. The ones in the 'great spots' are the violent ones.

      If they're holding onto a baby, and you give them money, YOU are responsible for that baby being on the side of the road for 20 hours/day! 3 shifts of adults earning 'lawyer billing rates' with that baby.

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    22. Re: Is it because all the homeless by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, no. They work for cash, same as the 'disabled'.

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    23. Re: Is it because all the homeless by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      10% of the population doesn't have the IQ to do any job in the military.

      That's not the same thing as 'can't do any job at all'. For instance: Senator, FISA court Judge, cop, fellatio specialist, Sociology professor are all in their reach.

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    24. Re: Is it because all the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont bother using logic or facts with Mike, he is a far right nutjob.

  11. venicians should watch hockey. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like if you keep your head up, youl have the opportunity to try an open ice hit when someone looks like they are gonna run you over.

  12. What in the world is a bird scooter? by mejustme · · Score: 5, Informative

    Looks like these are electric rental scooters. You unlock one with an app on your phone, take it out for a spin. Once you reach your destination, you leave it somewhere else to charge and use the app to lock it up, thus making it available to someone else. https://www.bird.co/how

    1. Re:What in the world is a bird scooter? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 0

      Since these are often left on the street randomly, how are these different from other litter?

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    2. Re:What in the world is a bird scooter? by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      Since these are often left on the street randomly, how are these different from other litter?

      According to LA County Law, as unsecured property on Public Property are considered "Abandoned Property". That is: Litter. Litter can be safely removed (although I wouldn't go around stealing scooters).

      People park them across doorways or just randomly in the street or usually the sidewalk – right in the way of foot traffic. Oh, and on Private Property. Finders Keepers.

      Bird's business model relies upon "Private Taking of a Public Good" on a massive scale.

    3. Re:What in the world is a bird scooter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:What in the world is a bird scooter? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Litter can be safely removed (although I wouldn't go around stealing scooters).

      Because you don't want to, or because you worry about the consequeunces? That might be a way for the homeless people the author is worried about to monetize their free time.

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  13. So this is some other Venice, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I was quite interested in how these water scooters worked until I realised we weren't talking about the actual Venice.

    So, basically, living in LA is shit? Well, I kind of knew that.

  14. Rude summary by steveha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I skimmed the article so you don't have to.

    * Bird scooters are electric scooters that one rents using a mobile app.

    * Bird scooters are becoming common, and the writer complains he has a near-collision "almost daily" with someone driving a Bird scooter unsafely.

    * Homeless people are a problem. Bird, along with all other tech companies, is making this problem worse, because they buy real estate and build new buildings.

    * People who work for tech companies ignore homeless people. Zipping along on a scooter makes this easier. Therefore, Bird scooters are "tearing apart the fabric of our Westside society" (this is a word-for-word quote). I guess Westside means the Venice Beach area of Los Angeles, which he just calls "Venice" in this article.

    * Because Bird scooters are rented using a mobile app, homeless people are unlikely to be able to rent them, and Bird should feel bad about that. (However, the writer also opines that nobody needs a Bird scooter, since it's no real trouble to walk a mile instead of riding a scooter for a mile.)

    It's a stupid article and I feel stupider for having read it.

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    1. Re:Rude summary by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Homeless may not be able to rent them, but they're just a lead pipe swing away from having one.

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    2. Re:Rude summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's a stupid article and I feel stupider for having read it.

      I felt like I was having a stroke or suddenly developed dyslexia while reading the summary. After reading the summary twice I had to suppress the urge to point at the screen and say "What the fuck is this shit?" out loud. Seriously, this head-up-the-arse drivel is giving me a headache.

    3. Re:Rude summary by PPH · · Score: 1

      Because Bird scooters are rented using a mobile app, homeless people are unlikely to be able to rent them

      I don't know about that. Lime bikes are pretty popular in the Seattle hobo camps. What the homeless will have trouble with is charging them.

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    4. Re:Rude summary by steveha · · Score: 2

      What the homeless will have trouble with is charging them.

      Actually, that's not a problem. The user does not charge a Bird scooter. I believe that the scooters are picked up every night and charged overnight, then put back on the streets the next morning with a full charge. It's part of what you are paying for when you pay something like $2 to travel a bit over a mile.

      (The scooters cost about $500 on Amazon, and can travel about 15 miles on a charge. I can imagine a scooter racking up over $25 of rental fees per day, so the payback period could be less than three weeks. I wonder how much expense Bird is facing due to theft, damage, etc.)

      I used Bird scooters last year on a visit to Santa Monica. In the morning the app showed plenty of scooters, and in the evening the app showed only two or three, and when I looked for one it wasn't where the app said it should be. I think at one point I actually saw someone with a pickup truck loading Bird scooters into the back.

      I first rented it because there was this huge wildfire in Southern California at the time, and the air in Santa Monica was smoky. I wasn't looking forward to walking 15 minutes, and instead I rented a Bird and made the trip in 5 minutes without arriving sweaty or breathing hard. I didn't knock anyone over, nor did I grind any homeless people's faces into the dirt, so I didn't feel particularly guilty about using a Bird scooter.

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    5. Re:Rude summary by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Homeless may not be able to rent them, but they're just a lead pipe swing away from having one.

      If they're as haphazardly discarded as TFS implies I wonder how resistant they are to being taken apart. Some enterprising homeless could be on to a goldmine.

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    6. Re:Rude summary by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. Lime bikes are pretty popular in the Seattle hobo camps.

      Seattle's homeless have likely figured out how to defeat the locking mechanism.

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    7. Re:Rude summary by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Informative

      I guess Westside means the Venice Beach area of Los Angeles, which he just calls "Venice" in this article.

      It actually is called just "Venice", as that is the name of this neighborhood of Los Angeles. Venice Beach is the actual beach, not the name of the neighborhood.

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    8. Re:Rude summary by steveha · · Score: 1

      I wonder how resistant they are to being taken apart. Some enterprising homeless could be on to a goldmine.

      Bird scooters are constantly phoning home with their location, and likely have been modified with tampering sensors. A determined person could outfit a van with a Faraday cage and steal the scooters for disassembly at leisure, but an actually homeless person might be interrupted during the disassembly by people looking for the device at its last reported location.

      The scooters themselves are relatively lightweight, so not immune from being destroyed, but reasonably sturdy.

      I don't know how much of a problem they have with theft and vandalism, but they are still in business.

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    9. Re:Rude summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People generally complain about bicycles taking up space, too many biking alongside and zipping right out into the traffic. You hear this endless chatter everywhere, in every country that has bikes, how irresponsible bikers are for ignoring traffic rules.

      Since starting to driving my own car, I don't see much of such bad behaviour anywhere though. Instead, I get cars tailing me, leaving no room to even break for anything, bikers or walkers. Walkers can be much worse than bikers though, since they often listen to music or text or whatever, while crossing the road. Some people never look to the sides, but hope they're tougher than the 2-tonner rushing towards them. Darwin comes to mind. Bikers are generally much more aware, and even if not leaving the bike, often break and look for cues before crossing.

      Other times, cars zip by me way beyond the speed limit. When winter comes, I see some of their wrecks along the road, or where they've been towed out. No doubt, these people complain about the slippery ice, that deer popping out of nowhere in deer-land and what else they can lay excuses on.

      What I suspect is that the complaining drivers are those same frustrated, untempered, irrational, risk-taking, impatient SOBs I see out there in the traffic. Truth may then be, they're way too occupied with their own bad behaviour, than noticing cues and flow from other participants, like bikers and walkers, so they become very surprised when having to respond to normal traffic flow.

      This Bird looks like an ideal way to experience Venice in new ways, and don't leave exhaust and whatnot out there. Would love to try one out in nice weather.

    10. Re:Rude summary by houghi · · Score: 1

      I just skimmed your summery and my IQ dropped with 7 whole points. I can not imagine what the whole articlke would do to me. Well not after reading your summery anyway.

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    11. Re:Rude summary by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      still in business.

      How many more rounds of investment before it turns a profit?

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    12. Re:Rude summary by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      payback period could be less than three weeks

      Only if you ignore the ongoing costs of electricity, the workers needed to maintain them, and all the other bits that eat into the "payback period".

      My guess is at $2 rental, it is still a loss. But they will make it up with Volume!

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    13. Re:Rude summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly, lead is known to cause cancer according to the state of California. Hence there are no lead pipes in that state, it's the LAW!

    14. Re:Rude summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really only takes one asshole on a bike to give all of us a bad reputation. There is some asshole I see regularly riding up the busiest street in my city at rush hour. He constantly crosses against the lights and rides at the road's edge around cars waiting at lights and stop signs. I just hope I'm there to see when he misjudges when riding against the light and gets flattened.

    15. Re:Rude summary by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      If they follow the Uber model they can just have "independent contractors" pick them up AND charge them on their own dime. Then, when they all get "smart" and plug them all in at the local university, the legal proceedings aren't on Bird!

    16. Re:Rude summary by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Given how much bike share is used in Dallas, Seattle etc, which are outside the initial deployment zones, I would guess that this picks up critical momentum in the next 12-18 months. The thing is, the bikes are so cheap to build and maintain, you can create a bike share startup for less than $10 million and you're very nearly break even from day one so your run rate is very, very long. $10 million to aquire a lock on last-mile transit for the life of the city (forever) is super super cheap which is why everyone is pouring money in to this.
       
      Compare to uber, to compete you need to come up with at least a billion dollars just to get started.
       
      To add to that, bikes and scooters are dead-simple to repair, you can train someone to fix most simple things in half a day, and near-master level mechanic within a week.
       
      Automobiles on the other hand, need a lot of expensive equipment to mount tires, lift them up, have hazardous chemicals and liquids, need to be individually registered with the state and insured, and then sold at their end of life. Auto mechanics cost $125/hr minimum, and have 4-6 months training, master mechanics go to school for up to a year.
       
      If you can lock down a city's last mile transit problem for under $20 million, you have a license to print money. Look at how hard Taxicabs are fighting to keep their lock on this problem.

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    17. Re:Rude summary by steveha · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just skimmed your summery and my IQ dropped with 7 whole points. I can not imagine what the whole articlke would do to me. Well not after reading your summery anyway.

      I read the whole thing.

      My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it.

      Daisy, daisy, give me your answer true...

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    18. Re:Rude summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's a stupid article and I feel stupider for having read it." Look at the up side: It is an American, out of work, minimum wage, no child left behind, public school kid who got some practice writing a sales blurb, making it look like mildly technical news. Maybe this kid can now get a 50c raise. Give him a break!

    19. Re:Rude summary by steveha · · Score: 1

      My memory says I paid about $2 to travel about a mile. I can easily imagine people renting these to travel further than a mile, and spending more. Also, if you want to use a scooter for a round trip, you might keep it much longer than I did, and the cost meter would keep running while you kept it.

      I was their worst case: a short, one-way trip.

      In short I don't really know how much they gross per scooter per day.

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    20. Re:Rude summary by jittles · · Score: 1

      Because Bird scooters are rented using a mobile app, homeless people are unlikely to be able to rent them, and Bird should feel bad about that. (However, the writer also opines that nobody needs a Bird scooter, since it's no real trouble to walk a mile instead of riding a scooter for a mile.)

      It's a stupid article and I feel stupider for having read it.

      A lot of the homeless in my area have smart phones but they probably could not rent a bird scooter anyway for lack of driver’s license and credit card required to create an account

    21. Re:Rude summary by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it.

      We thank you for your sacrifice though, it's rare to be so informative with just a summary.

    22. Re:Rude summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close. They do have "independent contractors" pick them up and charge them. But they pay $5 per scooter.

    23. Re:Rude summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is the solution. Make Bird riders show voter ID.

    24. Re:Rude summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Become a Charger
      If you know how to charge your phone, you can make money charging Birds.
      Earn between $5 - $20 for each Bird you charge.
      Charge as many Birds as you want.
      Sign up today and start making money tonight.
      https://www.bird.co/charger

      No one reads the source materials

    25. Re:Rude summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I skimmed the parent's post, so you don't have to.

      * He said the article wasn't worth reading, but still felt the need to summarize it for you.

    26. Re:Rude summary by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Nah, their worst case is the one where somebody sits at the bottom of one of the big hills in SF and decides to take one to the top and leave it there.

    27. Re:Rude summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he contends that homelessness and panhandling are critical components of the social fabric of Venice Beach? Sounds delightful, and I'll take a pass.

    28. Re:Rude summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Summary, meet irony.

    29. Re:Rude summary by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      The homeless in Venice/Santa Monica/Brentwood tend to have cell phones.

      I've seen plenty with them. They'll even ask you for money while they are on their damned phones! That is, the homeless think as little of you as you do of them.

  15. I'm ok with the scooters... by raftpeople · · Score: 1

    it's their website that bugs me.

  16. Street or sidewalk? by Misagon · · Score: 5, Informative

    Where I live, scooters and bicycles go in the bicycle lane. And if there is no bicycle lane, they go on the street. Never the sidewalk.

    Set that rule. Then make sure to enforce it, and that includes letting the riders know that you do enforce it.
    Then you would not get scooters where they don't belong and the most annoying, distracted scooter-riders won't like to ride in the most car-congested streets anyway.
    Problem solved ... ?

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    1. Re:Street or sidewalk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative


      Where I live, scooters and bicycles go in the bicycle lane. And if there is no bicycle lane, they go on the street. Never the sidewalk.

      Just a few years ago I had some guy yell at me for NOT riding my bike on the sidewalk (this was in a suburban street with few cars). He was quite upset I was riding on the street, and not the sidewalk where it was "safe". In this case the street was perfectly fine, and the sidewalk was a problem because drivers tend not to see you when you cross the street at the sidewalk. Some people get very adamant about what THEY think is the right choice, to the point of having to tell others in angry tones.

      This despite the fact that the street is largely preferred to riding on, though it sort of depends on the area. Generally I use my best judgement, and only occasionally use the sidewalk to ride on.

      The point being, some people have weird ideas about street/sidewalk for different vehicles. In crowded cities like Venice a sidewalk is rarely the right choice for an electric scooter.

    2. Re:Street or sidewalk? by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      I wish you hadn't posted as AC because what you wrote needs more exposure and I have no mod points.

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    3. Re:Street or sidewalk? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except California law permits human-powered vehicles on sidewalks. These aren’t human-powered, but the difference isn’t obvious at a glance. God knows I saw a bunch of people using similar vehicles - powered scooters and skateboards - along the Embarcadero during my last visit to SF. That was annoying, although the new habit of hanging a set of Bluetooth speakers in your backpack and blasting your music (presumably there is a law against using earphones while skateboarding/scooting?) for all to “enjoy” was worse. I don’t want people doing that with music I like, let alone all the rest of it.

    4. Re:Street or sidewalk? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Where I live, scooters and bicycles go in the bicycle lane. And if there is no bicycle lane, they go on the street. Never the sidewalk.

      They've got a bunch of tourists who are drunk and/or stoned and they don't want them in the street. They'll do less damage if they hit a pedestrian than they'll suffer if they're hit by a truck.

      How about restricting the scooters to 10 mph? That way they'll do a lot less damage than they can do now at 15 mph, but still go double walking pace.

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    5. Re:Street or sidewalk? by nonBORG · · Score: 0

      Surely a small upgrade would be to put accurate (2cm) GPS onto these bird scooters and then auto fine someones account if they don't follow the rules. In fact the city should require this kind of technology. Probably not possible everywhere (since there is the urban canyon effect throwing accuracy off in places) but should work in a lot of places there.

      As for the homeless, I really cannot see the relevance to the rest of what is going on. People are homeless, stop and feel sorry for them?

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  17. Rad Rides by lazarus · · Score: 2

    Stopped a guy recently to talk to him about his Onewheel. It works like a Segway, and has Tesla batteries in the deck and a fat wheel that gets you around on most terrain. Seems cool (but expensive). For some reason, personal transportation devices that don't have a stick with handlebars seem less intrusive to me, but I don't know. No way you'd catch me on a Bird or Segway, but I'd give the Onewheel a try.

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    1. Re:Rad Rides by Drethon · · Score: 1

      One thing to me is it seems like Bird or Segway are way too easy to just let the thing go in a mostly straight line and ignore the world around you (as the summary complains about). Something like a Onewheel seems like you have to pay attention to what you are doing or end up doing a face plant.

      Also speed is kind of a thing. Segway is faster than walking but hardly enough to be worth the bother. The Onewheel looks like it moves at a good enough pace to be worthwhile. All in all though, I still like regular bicycles.

    2. Re:Rad Rides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That thing is like $1500 USD!

    3. Re:Rad Rides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the thing I like most about the Onewheel over my bike is that when I get somewhere I just pick it up and carry it with me rather than having to find somewhere safe to lock it up.

    4. Re:Rad Rides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thor's one wheel has been featured in the BC comic strip for ages.

    5. Re:Rad Rides by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No way you'd catch me on a Bird or Segway, but I'd give the Onewheel a try.

      I saw one at a beer fest out here in California, and I was offered a go on it, but I'm fat and tall so I declined. I think electric-assist bicycles are still a good plan. They are inherently stable in one direction, which is more than a one-wheeled vehicle which is inherently stable in no directions.

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  18. It's a problem when you need to get to work by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    not everybody's a retiree or so rich they don't need to consider getting to work on time...

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  19. Bird Scoot'ers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I thought somebody had come up with the clever idea of making little robots to use in Venice Italy to scoot away the pigeons. It was so disappointing to RTFA
    Ref: farm2.staticflickr.com/1002/769494739_fc882e5721_b.jpg

  20. It's not the scooters. by iCEBaLM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This happens with technology quite frequently. It's not the technologies fault, it's the people's fault.

    1. Re:It's not the scooters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bird scooters don't kill people, people kill people."

    2. Re:It's not the scooters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You try changing the behavior of every individual who is using the tech wrong, and I'll try changing the tech to work better, and we'll see which one of us has greater success.

  21. More Birds than cars by steveha · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The founder of Bird is quoted as having said he wants there to be "more Birds than cars".

    I'm pretty sure what he wants to see is people riding mass transit and using a Bird to get from the transit to their home. This might actually work in Los Angeles, but I am dubious about the idea in any place where winter involves snow and ice.

    It would work great if we all moved into giant underground cities, but if we do that, I want to see slidewalks as shown in The Caves of Steel .

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    1. Re:More Birds than cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bike lanes can be plowed. Montreal does it.

    2. Re: More Birds than cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And bike tyres can be studded. I had a pair for 14 winters. They finally gave out a week from spring this year.

    3. Re: More Birds than cars by steveha · · Score: 1

      I'm curious. In winter do you see people on electric scooters, with studded 8.5-inch (21.6 cm) scooter tyres?

      I wonder about electric battery performance on a really cold day. These are simple scooters with no thermal management in the battery pack, so if a cold temperature causes poor battery performance, nothing would mitigate it. The battery pack is thin and not insulated.

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    4. Re:More Birds than cars by jittles · · Score: 1

      Bike lanes can be plowed. Montreal does it.

      Don’t worry about bike lanes. In my experience, Bird riders just use the sidewalk and weave in and out of pedestrians illegally anyway. And we all know the sidewalks will get shoveled.

    5. Re: More Birds than cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. My guess is they want to get acquired before winter comes, decimates their revenue and destroys the scooters.

    6. Re:More Birds than cars by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Fairbanks and Anchorage in Alaska have lots of bike paths; they don't get used half the year. Nobody in there right mind rides 2 wheel vehicles on ice, they tend to fall over (I grew up riding a bike in Alaska. It just didn't work on icy streets, pure and simple. In the winter, I commuted to school by driving a snowmobile down the Chena River.)

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    7. Re: More Birds than cars by nonBORG · · Score: 0

      Batteries are weaker or have less storage at low temperature. Typically a Li-Po battery will work to about 14 degrees F (But reduced capacity as it gets colder.) and some batteries don't want to be charged below 32. If you use a LifePo4 type I think they go a lot lower like about -20 F but still the actual amount of energy you get out goes down with temperature. Also there are high temperature limits for charging which is where thermal management comes in (i.e. don't charge if too hot). Not sure you need any thermal management on the cold side except that your power runs out sooner. Same is true with Lead Acid batteries in cars but they go down a bit lower fortunately for those who live in very cold places, still the same capacity loss issue at cold temperatures.

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  22. OH! Venice California!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I was picturing the OTHER Venice -- the one in Italy with gondolas and canals.

  23. Wrong problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem isn't the scooters, the problem is they are riding in cramped quarters with pedestrians because so much space has been given over to cars. Get rid of the large, dangerous, expensive, polluting, road-damaging cars and suddenly the scooters are not a problem.

  24. "First and last mile" by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Problem? Is it a problem for a twentysomething to walk a single mile?

    I dunno about Venice, but here in the U.S., apparently, it's hard enough to get people to even go outside let alone walk a mile, so yeah maybe it's a problem.

    1. Re:"First and last mile" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, you may have heard that Nobody walks in L.A. You drive to the beach -- which could be Venice Beach, Redondo Beach, Santa Monica --yup, all those places you've seen in the movies or *gasp* Baywatch. That last one is a TV show, but it's been regurgitated, and rebooted as another new TV series, and when bootleg copies were found in the Middle East, it was enough for the entire Arab world to hate America. Having Trump as our president was merely the cherry on top.

    2. Re:"First and last mile" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know.. as much as I disapprove of Trump and want him gone, this had absolutely nothing to do with Trump, so how about you fuck off? It's enough already.

    3. Re:"First and last mile" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. We ain't fucking off until trump fucks right off. You don't get to tell us to stop-- Hillary LOST. GET OVER IT! This is your boy. This is the bed you wanted. Lay the fuck in it.

    4. Re:"First and last mile" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked, California was in the U.S.

      You retards are wasting your mod point upmodding other retards. Good job.

    5. Re:"First and last mile" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't want you to stop. We want it to eat at you, every day until you die. The more disconnected from reality you become, the better.

    6. Re:"First and last mile" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bringing Trump into every conversation-
      You view it as heroic resistance
      I view it as a small child, kicking the wall.
      Yes, eventually, you may get through the wall.

  25. California is ruining itself by DeplorableCodeMonkey · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    But to walk through Venice is to understand that human misery exists just outside the frame of your Instagram feed.

    * Highest real estate market in the US. Check.
    * NIMBY, yuppy opposition to affordable housing in SF. Because character. Check.
    * Prioritizing "protecting" illegals from ICE over protecting the homeless. Check.
    * Whine about gun violence and mental illness. Check.
    * Build a bullet train boondoggle instead of massive increase in mental and addiction health facilities. Check.

    Mr. Jackson, you and the rest of the chattering class in California are part of the reason why there is so much "human misery" in California. What California needs at this point is to be cordoned off from the rest of the United States and have a leader appointed who will go through the political class of California with the righteous fury of Jesus whipping the money changers in the temple and not stop until California has been culturally reset to factory settings.

    1. Re:California is ruining itself by drsquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But if California is cut off, who's going to pay for all the rednecks in the Trump states to leech corn subsidies or wear uniforms and sit in air conditioned tents for four years at a time?

    2. Re:California is ruining itself by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      That's the brilliant part. Nobody! Without that subsidy, the free market will revert to deflation, and all that redneck money will skyrocket to the moon like bitcoin.

    3. Re:California is ruining itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iow, returned to mexico.

    4. Re:California is ruining itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you implying that you don't want them cut off?

    5. Re:California is ruining itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going to change your tune next year.

      When CA will be paying their tax bill for the first time in decades.

      And can't write off their insane into the feds and make those evil red states pay for it. :)

      Watch and see!

    6. Re:California is ruining itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have a brexit for sale. Somewhat used, but it'll totally ad value to your nation. Honest.

  26. O-M-G! by sootman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Self-absorbed assholes... in Los Angeles?!? Say it ain't so!

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  27. I don't ignore the homeless at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to just drive over them originally, but now I always make a point of driving around them.

  28. Scooters aren't the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fucking junkies are the problem. Kick them out of the city and quit feeding them. Seriously. Less junkies equals less crime.

  29. Please secede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, Californians, just secede already. You don't want us, we don't want you.

    1. Re:Please secede by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      What would the Federal Government do without the all tax revenue from the world's 5th largest economy? Answer: Tax all you delusional Trumpsters a lot more.

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    2. Re:Please secede by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Your assumption that everyone who disagrees with you is a giant Trump fan is wrong.
      Stop viewing everything as binary, or a two dimensional continuum.

  30. How do Bird scooters work during acqua alta? by kriston · · Score: 1

    How do Bird scooters work during acqua alta? Aren't they dangerous in water?

    Oops, nevermind. Wrong Venice.

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  31. Redirect from Scoter (bird) by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Asking Wikipedia for bird scooter got me this

    Seems to have dropped an "o", though.

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  32. You do understand the concept of click-bait by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    right? They're not ruining everything. It's exaggeration for effect and occasionally an old man yelling at clouds. It's a few extra people on scooters. If anything it's a good thing if it makes it so folks can use public transportation. You'll thank them for the cleaner air and less traffic when you're driving.

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    1. Re:You do understand the concept of click-bait by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      This is the attitude I despise: "Not only are you wrong about your issue, but you're being crazy complaining about it. In fact, you should thank us for it!".

  33. Hail corporate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thinly-disguised ad for Bird Scooters.

  34. Bird scooters are great by Luminary+Crush · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This article is a ridiculous NIMBY hit-piece. Change is hard but inevitable. Anything that gets people out of cars in hyper-traffic'ed LA is a win for me. With these, and also similar bikeshare systems, people can easily get around an urban center that does not have good public transit (ahem, Westside LA, or most of LA for that matter) quickly and without a car. These take cars off the road and have zero emissions. LA is slowly losing it's unhealthy love affair with cars, but those in the throes of their passion for large metal boxes won't give up their prized possession's street privilege without a fight.

    1. Re:Bird scooters are great by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      Anything that gets people out of cars in hyper-traffic'ed LA is a win for me. With these, and also similar bikeshare systems, people can easily get around an urban center that does not have good public transit (ahem, Westside LA, or most of LA for that matter) quickly and without a car.

      The hard part with migration from car to public transport is the last mile gap, and this solves that. So it will happen and luddites will moan because that's what they do.

    2. Re:Bird scooters are great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These take cars off the road and have zero emissions.

      Because LA is completely on renewable energy by now, right? I can't believe it's 2018 and some people still don't know that most electric cars are actually running on fossil fuel. We've just moved the carbon emission up the chain.

  35. OK, this time I'll ask the question... by TigerPlish · · Score: 1, Insightful

    WTF is this doing in Slashdot, besides some tenuous connection to tech / nerd culture due to a) who supposedly rides them and b) how because it's app-enabled creditcard-paid suddenly makes it techy.

    TFA is an opinion piece written by an ex-NFL'er, about a localized problem that doesn't affect anyone else other than him, and perhaps a handful of LA Times readers that thinks as he does.

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  36. I'm shocked, shocked to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Venice is in California! Next you will be telling me that Greenwich is in New York! What the hell!

    Anyone who refers to Venice, neighborhood of Los Angeles as "Venice" is a Douche, with a capital D. Yes, I mean you!

  37. Yes there is a last mile problem by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look, I walk at least a few miles every day for fun, and generally prefer to walk anything under a few miles rather than driving. So I get what you are trying to say.

    But lots of people may not have time to walk (even at a brisk clip, it's 15-20 minutes to walk a mile). Or the weather may be such you'd be really sweaty by the time you got somewhere, which is not very professional. There are lots of valid reasons why someone might want some motorized transport to travel more quickly.

    Since the homeless have nothing but time, I don't really see why you are trying to make a point they cannot use these scooters too...

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    1. Re:Yes there is a last mile problem by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

      It's one thing to walk a mile for pleasure, when you have time to dedicate to it. It's a vastly different thing to walk to a mile when you only have a 45 minute lunch break, or you are expected to attend meetings at a multi-site company.

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  38. And now the XKCD link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://xkcd.com/1989/

  39. it't not really about the birds. by ddyer · · Score: 1

    These are local news for me - I encounter the birds all the time while biking through Venice. The birds look a little unsafe for the riders, but less so than the skate boards that are also common, and better overall than an equivalent number of cars and skateboards in any mix. If you read the post carefully, it's not about the birds; it's that the birds are yet another tool to help yuppies avoid the homeless.

  40. I just got back from a 2 week trip to Pune, India by gosand · · Score: 3, Informative

    And they laugh at your puny scooter "problem".
    It was quite fascinating to see a sea of scooters weaving in and out of traffic, with seemingly no rules. Yet I only saw one get bumped, and one near-accident. There was no road rage, they all just coexisted. It was like one of those schools of fish in the ocean: somehow they didn't run into each other.

    Now, not that the scooter problem in Venice isn't a problem, it may be very annoying. This was an op-ed piece meant for the local population... how it made a tech "news" site like /. is beyond me. Well, actually not not that surprising at all. News, we hardly knew ye.

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  41. False by nwaack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not the scooters that are ruining Venice, it's the idiots that live in Venice that are ruining Venice. This generally applies to most of southern CA as well.

  42. Oh! California! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought this was about Venice Italy at first. I could see scooters being popular there.

  43. Do what I do... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    Just carry a shovel with you when walking on the sidewalk. Many uses, from a gentle nudge to an accidental drop across the sidewalk... to a full out hit somebody upside his face for being an (inconsiderate) idiot.

    No, I don't actually advocate others do this; I have a license for unconcealed carry.

    In all seriousness, using these things on the sidewalk is just stupid. As a bicyclist, I also hope they don't get into the bike lanes and pose a danger to cyclists. The best place for them is the freeway where traffic is going at the same speed...

    1. Re:Do what I do... by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      As a bicyclist, I also hope they don't get into the bike lanes and pose a danger to cyclists. The best place for them is the freeway where traffic is going at the same speed...

      With a top speed of 15 mph and being a two-wheeled vehicle, the bike lane is exactly where they belong. Freeways generally require at least a 150 cc engine (~10 hp for a normally aspirated two stoke) and a minimum speed of 45 mph. A Bird scooter isn't going to do that.

    2. Re:Do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh?

    3. Re:Do what I do... by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      "In all seriousness..."

    4. Re:Do what I do... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Ok, maybe the freeways are 18mph here...

  44. I fail to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I fail to see how this is meaningfully different from bicycles or other modes of transportation. I'm also failing to see how the author is supporting their thesis. How is Bird ruining Venice? The author brings up a lot about the enormous, mortifyingly embarrassing homelessness problem in California, and they try to link Bird to that by saying that they're being selective about who can use them?

    I seriously can't tell if the author is upset that there are too many, too few, an inoffensive amount of them, just with the wrong users, that they're only accessible to certain subclasses of homeless (ones that have valid ID, access to a reloadable credit card/google/apple pay, and a prepaid phone with data plan, which is a much larger subset than you think because quite a lot of the homeless people in California are really only guilty of not being able to afford the monstrously overpriced real-estate in California).

    So seriously, what the hell is the complaint? It just seems like the author specifically dislikes them because "everybody" who uses them rides around like a dick, but they realized that is hardly an argument and really more of just a stupid tweet, so they try to justify it by throwing a bunch of stuff in there that's meant to make you feel like Bird is somehow victimizing the homeless.

    With regards to the viability of Bird in other places, ie Wisconsin. As someone who has lived in the northern midwest, our public transportation isn't always the best outside of the biggest, densest cities. Something like Bird, even if it was only viable during the warm months, would be an absolute godsend to tons of people who would love to be able to ride a bus, but can't because the nearest stop is two and a half miles away, and 80% has no sidewalk and "what's a bike lane?" What about people who are physically able to work and can ride a scooter, but due to physical disability or age can't walk terribly far, or very fast?

    A thing doesn't have to fix every single person's problem to be useful, and this sure just feels like the whining of someone who hasn't had to participate in reality for awhile--and I might be stereotyping here, but "Ex-NFL player, turned author" seems to fit that bill pretty well. Just another unjustifiably wealthy person upset that the world isn't completely perfect for them.

  45. Headline needs clarification by BLToday · · Score: 1

    When you say “Venice” most people will think “Venice, Italy” not “Venice, California”. It’s like when my cousin says he lives in “Hollywood”, I asked when did he move to California. He lives in “Hollywood, FL”.

    1. Re:Headline needs clarification by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the only thing that gave me enough context to know it was California is that it was about idiot drivers and a tech startup.

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    2. Re:Headline needs clarification by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      If it was a newspaper article from one town over from Hollywood, FL, then you probably would leave off the FL.

  46. Incorrect identification: cell not scooter by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    It's not the scooter that's the problem, it's that he's driving with a cell in his hand.

    Most likely trying to find a location.

    I've been to Venice, stayed a few weeks.

    Better solution: realize why people are doing something and address the cause.

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  47. Free Viral Advertizing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free viral advertising and /. fell for it.

  48. Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Venice? Why not avoid confusion for 99% of human society and say, Venice, California in the title? Most people in the world don't know Venice, California exists.

    Venice, California is a small town of 40,885 people heavily affected by the extreme pollution and extreme traffic jams in the Los Angeles area. The Los Angeles metropolitan area has 18.68 million people.

    Venice, Italy is a world-famous city that began soon after 400 CE. The metropolitan area has 2.6 million people.

    1. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Venice is not a town, it is a neighborhood in the city of Los Angeles.

    2. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or, the submitter could have just said Venice Beach. But I don't think he knows enough

    3. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by Rakarra · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've seen this before when a larger/non-regional publication (like Slashdot, or a national news website) takes a more regional story (this is from the LA Times, and people there are at least as likely to think when they hear 'Venice' the neighborhood they live in as they are a city in Italy). The regional assumptions and understandings are lost, and it's really the job of the editor to add additional context to the story summary if it goes to a wider audience. I'm not even sure if the editor knew that the Venice referred to here was Venice Beach.

      Also, I might be getting curmudgeonly in my older age, but just taking someone's quote and turning that into the story title seems like bad form. Click-baity and non-journalistic.

    4. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by umghhh · · Score: 1

      I watched "Falling Down" so I know this other Venice exists. Was a nice movie. I tend to think of the main character's ways when my boss talks nonsense again.

    5. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      No we saw the wolf of wall street.

    6. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by halofan_sd · · Score: 1

      article is about Venice and Bird scooters, people know exactly which Venice it's talking about

    7. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by mopower70 · · Score: 0

      Because a) it's an opinion piece written by a resident of Venice, California b) that's published in the LA Times for SoCal readers - all of whom know that Venice means Venice, California, and c) only a pedantic asshat with the situational awareness of a dust mite would complain about that. Good lord. You're probably the guy who wanders angrily around the UGa campus in Athens, Georgia trying to figure out where the Parthenon got off to.

    8. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by mopower70 · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah - if you're trying to be pedantic. And if that's the case, you're just wrong because he's not talking about the beach or the boardwalk. Venice Beach is a specific place in the neighborhood of Venice, CA. Venice is the neighborhood. Venice Beach is the beach and promenade in the Venice neighborhood.

    9. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Informative

      I had never heard of Bird scooters before today and it was not until I got to the 2nd paragraph that I realized this was about California navel peering, not something that might be interesting going on in Italy. The reason I thought it might be interesting was because I figured that for something from Italy to make Slashdot it would have to be interesting.
      I am aware of the existence of Venice, CA., but that is not what I think of first when I read "Venice".

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    10. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how does that excuse not including a clarifying remark in a Slashdot article?

    11. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

      No kidding. It makes a difference. It is another click-bate headline.

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    12. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by r1348 · · Score: 1

      Why did you spoil the fun? It was so amusing seeing complete morons complaining about Italians driving.

    13. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by r1348 · · Score: 1

      Well another giveaway would have been the fact that is physically impossible to drive an electrical scooter in Venice, Italy. Unless the story was titled "Bird, meet fish".

    14. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Well, that was another reason it would have been interesting if this was referring to Venice, Italy

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    15. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by thsths · · Score: 1

      > Why not avoid confusion for 99% of human society and say, Venice, California in the title?

      More clicks this way. You may think this was a mistake, but I think past behaviour clearly indicates that this intentional.

      Yes, Slashdot summaries are usually fake news - ahortened version of the article that is usually wrong.

    16. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, Santa Monica and Beverly Hills are independent towns but all the rest is just LA.

    17. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by andi75 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the problem is not the water. It's super easy to get around in Venice without ever setting foot on a boat. Yes, there are a lot of channels between the houses, but the city (which is quite small, if you stand at Rialto bridge, you can walk to almost any point in the city within less than 15 minutes) has about 400 bridges, so you almost never have to make any detours when going on foot.

      What makes using a scooter *very* impractical is the cobblestones. And the steps...

    18. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt most people know there is another place called Venice somewhere in the US and probably fewer still have ever heard of a Bird scooter.

    19. Re:Venice? Not Venice, Italy. by r1348 · · Score: 1

      Thank you sir. Full disclosure: I live 30km from it ;)

  49. Spectacularly stupid! Nate Jackson is retarded. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This quote says it all "I find electric bikes, scooters and skateboards pathetic."

    Let's look at some of the complaints:

    *If a homeless person wants a ride they are out of luck* -- Are you going to give them a ride in your car Nate Jackson? Or how about your man-powered bike? Are you going to let them hug you from behind while you take them to their destination? Fucking dishonest prick.

    *Near daily, you almost have collisions with people who aren't paying attention* -- How is this the fault of the mode of transportation? It should be obvious that people who are addicted to their phone look at it constantly regardless of if they are walking, riding a bike/scooter or driving a car. Very stupid point.

    *First you say "thousands of people live on the streets, which helps explain the scooter's popularity", then later you say "But if homeless individuals want to hitch a ride on a Bird they're out of luck. Bird has hand-picked its customers: Digital natives only."* -- What?!?!?!? Are you retarded? This is a genuine question. Are you fucking retarded? How are those two statements anywhere remotely near consistent?

    *You feel like tech companies are ruining your city* -- OK, fair enough... we've heard this many times and there may be truth to it, as such it's certainly worth exploring. But why title the article "Bird scooters are ruining Venice"? If you want to make a case against Bird... you can't use google, snapchat and other companies to bolster that case... those companies are not Bird. It just shows your bitterness and thus extreme bias.

    Simply put, you are a grouchy fucking asshole looking for reasons to complain because you hate those scooters. So yeah fuck you Nate Jackson you fucking moron, and fuck LA Times too for publishing this worthless piece of shit article.

  50. Entitled millennial bitches about self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it is better to have all those people driving their cars around the neighbourhood instead?

    The people are already there. Getting them out of their cars and onto the metro is a win for absolutely everyone, and that is pretty clearly how they are being used. I was riding my bicycle to the exposition and sepulveda metro stop on Monday and was surprised to see so many scooter riders converging on my route (I'm not a venice regular, so I had no familiarity with the Bird scooters, but I used to move around Santa Monica on an electric scooter much like that 10 years ago, when I lived there) and it took me a while to notice that they were pretty clearly a shared resource like city bikes. I'd far rather have people scootering around town when they need to get somewhere faster than walking can (and not all of us can afford the time that walking everywhere would require) than driving a car. Folks working in Silicon Beach are far more likely to spend some of all that money they are earning in local businesses if they can actually get to them to do so. If you've got approximately an hour to get lunch, are you going to walk 20-30 minutes to restaurant or are you going to eat in the cafeteria in the office or get delivery? I know the answer, because I was one of the few people who seemed to leave Google's Venice office for lunch on most days when I worked there, precisely because I move around by bicycle. Make scooters accessible and suddenly it is possible to traverse the length of main street, to get up to Lincoln, or even to the 3rd St Promenade in Santa Monica, opening up massive opportunities for employees (who can't afford to live in Venice, either, incidentally) to actually spend some of their income in the communities in which they earn it.

    And don't even get me started on the parking situation on the westside. In mid-summer, it can take an hour to get from the Venice exit of the 405 to the beach on a Saturday, and then take another hour to find a place to park, before the long walk to the beach from wherever you stash your vehicle. No one who has ever sat in that traffic jam thinks people taking the metro and riding scooters is a bad thing. If I knew I could get from the metro to the beach in minutes, via a Bird scooter, I'd be able to bring more stuff, since I wouldn't have to worry about carrying a heavy load on the walk.

    There is literally no situation that I can think of where a person in a car is preferable to a person on a scooter. And far too many are unlikely to choose a bicycle, precisely because they don't want to be human powered and arrive at their destination all sweaty, while their bicycle sits outside, prone to theft by the homeless population that doesn't think twice about relieving anyone of any belonging left insufficiently secured.

    This guy's rant is completely ridiculous and the sense of entitlement is overwhelming. As if providing low-cost, accessible modes of transit could ever be considered a bad thing, given the distances we all must cover every day and the limited time in which we have to do it. His only reasonable point is that their accessibility is limited because of the requirements necessary to qualify. But that is something that can easily change over time. It's a beach town. If you can't handle people on skateboards, bicycles, and scooters, often with a 5 or 6 foot surfboard under their arm, then you should find another town, because that has always been what Venice was. The fact that invading millennial technologists happen to be adopting them too doesn't make their chosen forms of a transport a bad thing. By all means, argue that there should be fewer rich, entitled white people living in Venice. But don't shit on their forms of transit simply because they use them. And then take a long hard look in the mirror when assessing exactly who qualifies to live in Venice and who does not.

    1. Re:Entitled millennial bitches about self by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Wait, you were riding to Exposition and Sepulveda, used to live in Santa Monica ten years ago, and spell neighborhood "neighbourhood"?
      Also, "There is literally no situation that I can think of where a person in a car is preferable to a person on a scooter." I can think of a bunch just off the top of my head
      Freeway,
      Long travel
      going to another state.
      rain....
      Finally: Venice , CA is simply a haven for homeless and tourists. There's not much more to it other than overpriced real estate.

  51. Pretty Shit Viral Marketing by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

    Also, why is this on /.?

  52. 1,000 points! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a road rage video game (and money) to be made here: Score 1,000 points for "Flippin' the Bird", achievements like "Wiped the street", and stunts to be performed while driving ON buildings.

    Seems right up Croteam's or Ubisoft's alley. It'll be pretty but loaded with car-nage.

  53. oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why aren't these, and other inattentive idiots on other types of devices, getting clotheslined?!?

  54. Simple solution by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    If it bothers you that much, carry a short length of thick rope with a knot tied on the end. You have just as much right to swing a rope near the ground on a busy sidewalk as the guy on the scooter has to go 15mph without paying attention. It's not your fault when his front wheel catches and he gets reminded that gravity is unforgiving.

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    Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
  55. Safer, easier by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

    I don't know what it's called but I saw a guy many mornings on Collins St Melbourne, on basically a single wheel with two foot rests, kind of like a Segway but miniaturized. When he came to a red light he would just 'stand' there, and it was incredibly pedestrian friendly. Way cheaper than a scooter if your intent is to plow through sidewalks.

  56. Re:I just got back from a 2 week trip to Pune, Ind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Road fatality rate in the USA is about 11 per 100,000 people. In India, it is about 17 per 100,000 people, 25 percent of which are two-wheeled vehicle accidents. India's rate is close to the world average. African nations are the least safe, averaging in the twenties, while European nations are the safest, with ten or less per 100k. I believe the higher rates are related to poor infrastructure, including lax rules of the road. But they are all still remarkably similar. Curiously enough, even the accident rate for animal-base transportation is comparable to that of motor vehicle transport.

      I suspect that human beings are simply comfortable with a certain level of (perceived) risk, and will modify their activities to fall within that comfort zone. (Note how average road speeds have increased along with motor vehicle safety.)

  57. Real Venice, Real Birds by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    The problem is not Bird itself.

    I think the real Venice would disagree: they clearly have a real bird problem.

  58. Re:Venice? Venice Florida? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a Floridian myself, (though not from Venice, FL) That's what I was wondering.

  59. easy.. by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    Well, if they almost have a collission with you because of not paying attention, than it also means you can tip them over easily with a slight kick to the bird..

  60. Put Your Arms Out, Yawn and Stretch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few clotheslined Birders won't be missed.

  61. first/last mile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Bird calls this solving the "first/last mile" problem. Problem?
    > Is it a problem for a twentysomething to walk a single mile?

    Yes, yes it is. I have to park 3/4 mile from where I live, and using a scooter (kick-style not battery) has saved me at least 2H per week, simply to/from my car. I don't want to walk 3/4 mile ten times a week. I already run 5 miles 3 times a week at lunch time.

  62. I am disappoint by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    The Bird "How It Works" web page (https://www.bird.co/how) doesn't explain how to flip the Bird!

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    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  63. Re: rental scooters by Tool+Man · · Score: 2

    I too live in an area which can be thick with visitors. In our case, it was a local resort that would rent scooters to its guests. Combining the effects of too much sun, too much beer, and poor visibility on small, twisty roads, it's inevitable that we'd have a few accidents per year. They stopped right after a guest missed his son's wedding due to getting an ambulance ride to hospital. The scooters did seem to be a menace, being likened by some to wasps. Just zipping around, never know where they're going to pop out of.

    Interestingly enough, the same resort transitioned to offering electric-assist bicycles instead. These apply some multiplier to the rider's effort, such as +50%, +100%, or a negative amount to slow down and recharge batteries going down our steep hills. As far as I can tell, they're just people on bikes now, no real hazard at all. I suspect that having to apply at least some modest effort helps focus attention.

  64. The solution is simple: by virtualXTC · · Score: 1

    The solution is simple: No motorized vehicles on sidewalks. Worrying about getting hit by a car will keep people off their phones, or quickly weed out the bad apples Darwin style. Yes, this means that electric wheel chairs will have to travel in the street as well (and it's a bit freaky when you see it happen in Boston), but there's really no reason any motorized vehicle shouldn't be going the speed limit in city traffic other than it is under-powered.

  65. riding a bird scooter with smartphone in hand? by jjohn_h · · Score: 1

    Hello Nate Jackson, would you mind posting here on Slashdot a photo of somebody riding a bird scooter with one hand and holding (reading) a smartphone with the other?

  66. Scum Skidding. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    When new kids moved into the neighborhood, we took them 'scum skidding' as an initiation.

    They'd follow us on bikes. We'd go ride through the green algae in the local paved over creek (think LA river).

    The trick is to get up your speed before you got to the zero friction area, then coast, absolutely straight. The new kids didn't know that, so they were 'scum skidding', ended up looking like the 'Swamp Thing'. Good times.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    1. Re:Scum Skidding. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Yes, very similar to ice. Turning a bike exerts sideways force on the tires which causes them so shoot out from under you, accelerating spins the rear tire, and braking just locks up the tires and causes as skid.

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      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  67. Re:I just got back from a 2 week trip to Pune, Ind by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    What's the Indian rate per driver? It's _easy_ to have a low rate per person. Just don't have any vehicles.

    I bet the road fatality rate at McMurdo station (Antarctica) is really really low.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  68. The author is a dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep. total Gumby tard, even thinks he lives in Venice. I got news pal, you live in LA, not Venice. And if people wanna get around on a scooter, and you don't have the luxury of walking around like a clueless fuck. then suck it up pal, your a dying breed.

  69. Crikey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this bloke deliberately writing in the style of a 19th century columnist outraged about electricity? As I was reading it and saw Venice I thought it had been poorly translated from the writings of an overly-emotional Italian.

  70. Re:I just got back from a 2 week trip to Pune, Ind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you even looked at the road fatality rate in India? https://sites.ndtv.com/roadsafety/important-feature-to-you-in-your-car-5/

  71. Wouldn't scooters sink in Venica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Venice's thoroughfares were mostly water? Are these scooters boats?

    Or is this another example of US-centric thinking?

  72. Re:I just got back from a 2 week trip to Pune, Ind by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

    It was quite fascinating to see a sea of scooters weaving in and out of traffic, with seemingly no rules. Yet I only saw one get bumped, and one near-accident. There was no road rage, they all just coexisted. .

    It's what I call 'social transport'. Cars are very unsocial because you are insulated from other people, you can't easily communicate and you can easily injure or kill others so they just promote anger. Walking/cycling/scootering/golf kart etc all tend to be more social not only because you occupy less space and move more slowly, but you can also interact with others as humans and maintain some sort of empathy because you are all equally exposed to each other.
    I look forward to the day when cars are removed from dense, large, cities, and are replaced with more socially considerate options.

  73. There is only one Venice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are not talking about the Italian Venice, you're talking about some insignificant place that probably trying to get recognition by copying a famous name.

    If the original poster had meant "Venice (some fake place)" not "Venice (the real place)" he would have said so.

  74. Re:I just got back from a 2 week trip to Pune, Ind by vaibhav.dlv · · Score: 1

    As someone living in Pune, India I can confirm this sea of two-wheelers - scooters as well as motorcycles... Every week I see 2-3 deaths in local papers due to people needlessly dying due to not wearing helmet and other protective gear. Then there are college-kids who get high on speed. And then there are frustrated IT people rushing to punch in, industrial workers rushing for shifts, and the potholed, narrow roads! I myself prefer going 1-2km extra at times just because I hate riding in traffic!

  75. Venice, CA Sidewalks Need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speedbumps

  76. Water levels by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    I thought rising water levels and tourists were ruining Venice, but apparently this article is not about the little-known place in Europe of the same name.

  77. This is why people hate tech anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We won"t be happy till there are more Birds than cars

    When I got into tech a long time ago, tech served people and their needs. Now, it's just about a bunch of arrogant, pretentious snobs trying to push their views on what they view as the unenlightened masses.

    You all have taken smugness to a level that humanity has never witnessed before. Fuck you all!

  78. Re:No bird scooters in Denver by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

    I hear this a lot, but really the only Californians you hate are the loud opinionated ones who move and demand everyone be like them. They're so in control of the State, they can't imagine being anywhere where everyone doesn't think like them.
    I'm from California, and have lived in various places in my life. I've always viewed the concept as being a guest, even if I had planned to stay. Don't bitch at the locals, don't make a big scene, don't complain about how much it isn't like California.
    Just shut up, observe, and enjoy yourself. Try something new.

    I'm the kind of person you wouldn't notice.
    Which is odd, as it makes me more tolerant of things than the normal crowd of diversity fanatics.