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Oracle's Aggressive Sales Tactics Are Backfiring With Customers (lightreading.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: Oracle's aggressive sales tactics are turning off customers, setting a roadblock in the company's race to catch up with Amazon Web Services in the cloud, according to a report on The Information. [Editor's note: the link may be paywalled; alternative source]. Oracle is threatening customers of its on-premises software with potentially expensive usage audits and strongly suggesting those customers could solve their problems by moving to the cloud, The Information says. But the tactic is backfiring. "Several big Oracle customers, including oil and gas exploration company Halliburton, toy maker Mattel and electricity provider Edison Southern California, have recently rejected big cloud services deals proposed by Oracle, according to an Oracle employee with knowledge of the situation," the publication reported. "Oracle representatives had suggested the customers strike the deals to avoid expensive audits of how they were using Oracle software, according to the employee. Instead, that approach to selling cloud is irritating customers," it added.

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  1. When did software geeks become the Mob? by JoeyRox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Shakedown tactics like demanding payment for protection are straight out of the Mob's playbook.

    1. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oracle does this to government agencies all the time. It works quite well. All of them cave to demands to buy more licenses or face audits.

      It's racketeering.

    2. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's racketeering.

      Then it's time to hit Oracle with a RICO Act . . .

      . . . if Oracle hasn't already paid off the district attorneys . . .

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    3. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, they couldn't. The provisions in the enterprise schemes that Oracle and other large IT organisations set up in return for offering deep discounts to their biggest customers almost invariably contain significant obligations around audits, which will be expensive and disruptive regardless of whether anything contravening any terms is actually found.

      The correct solution is probably to respond in kind. "Nice Oracle deployment we've got, and quite lucrative for you guys over many years now. Be a shame if the relationship broke down and we had to spend that money migrating our whole infrastructure to [competitor] instead."

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    4. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I am not a Gnu zealout by any sense of the means but being addicted to proprietary file formats is evil.

      We all hate Microsoft for doing this but Oracle and IBM have been doing this long before MS rise and in my eyes is less evil than Oracle today. Microsoft at least gives you the bone if you go to Azure and Office 365 by including other features and tools vs buying a copy.

      It is no different than ransomware once you are hooked. If your customer data or a MUST HAVE mission critical app has an Oracle dependency using proprietary PSQL your choices are to pay the ransom to Oracle, get sued, or shut your company down. Take your pick?

      Halliburton probably figured it would be cheaper to fight in court then pay the ransom as they have lots of money and I would guess seat licenses that Oracle is drooling to charge.

      Meanwhile IT costs keep going up even though technology should make them go down. They just lay us off and replace us with Indians and pay Larry Ellison the difference.

    5. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by DogDude · · Score: 3, Funny

      We all hate Microsoft for doing this

      Do you have any evidence of this? We've been using Microsoft enterprise-class software (not just Office) for years, and we've never been threatened with an audit.

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    6. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by fustakrakich · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since when was Oracle run by 'software geeks'?

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    7. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by giggleloop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's about the same as an IRS agent approaching you and saying "It'd be a real shame if you got audited. I hear some agents are being very, very thorough these days. No stone unturned. Oh! On a completely unrelated note, I need a favor from you..."

    8. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Then it's time to hit Oracle with a RICO Act . . .

      It's time to hit Oracle with a tactical nuke.

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    9. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The audit is expensive itself. And, Oracle seems to always find problems. They don't charge for licensed used, but also for the model of processor they run on. And the definitions keep changing. I suspect there are problems in every multi-site, multinational company.

    10. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      One
      Raging
      Asshole
      Called
      Larry
      Ellison

    11. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When they approched out business we switched to postgresql

    12. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by hackingbear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because once the application are written to one flavor of SQL and the large amount data stored into that database, it is prohibitively expensive and disruptive to migrate out, so the vendor has an upper-hand to the existing large paying customers (who typically have under-trained developers.) This strategy would only backfire in attracting future customers once the stories spread out.

    13. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because once the application are written to one flavor of SQL and the large amount data stored into that database, it is prohibitively expensive and disruptive to migrate out

      It's probably expensive, yes, but whether it's prohibitively so depends entirely on your circumstances. Maybe you can afford to hire enough smart people to get the job done if the alternative is being forced to migrate to some new cloud/subscription mess, which itself comes with a lot of risk and with unknown stability and uncertain future costs.

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    14. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Well, I realize I found their database terrible, the sales tactics abominable, and decided to never do business with them again. I never bothered to consider whether they did anything beside the database, because the quality of the database was only a part of my reason for avoiding them.

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    15. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Apple has historically been much more a proponent of proprietary file formats than IBM has been. It may well be true that not many files use EBCDIC encoding, but they *could*.

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    16. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by slickwillie · · Score: 4, Informative
    17. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's always that guy that says 'just use postgres', it shows how naive people are when they think Oracle just sell database. The real battle ground in Oracle for cloud is in enterprise application offerings like Siebel, OAG, MFT, EDQ, OPA, BIP, SOA, APM etc. which underpin critical business applications. The migration strategy for these elenents is far more complex than a simple database with a few SQL queries.

    18. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When Netflix was just a DVD company the database was Oracle with a single monoliths c Java application called javaweb. As the migration from DVD in the Datacenter to Streaming in AWS was made Oracle was switched with Cassandra. During the transition many outages were caused by dual sources of truth that got called Roman Riding (riding 2 horses by standing on each one with one foot, any disparity and you fall). It tools years to decouple the two. The dvd.com business stayed in the Datacenter with Oracle, for a few more years. AFAIK, dvd.com is now Oracle free.

      Branch by abstraction with a data abstraction service is your friend when you want to move away from a legacy data store. Many a java developer will love Oracle because it will do a lot of stuff where the DBA writes the SQL code for them so they do not have to write the code themselves, a little like java serialisation. It is not easy nor cheap to migrate but in the long term much better than sticking with Oracle.

    19. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You get stuck with the sunk cost problem. You're spent tons of money rolling things out to support Oracle. Now the yearly cost is high, but it's still a lot smaller than starting from scratch, so the companies stick with it. Never mind that the IT staff that are trained in Oracle and don't have experience in anything else have a vested interest in keeping Oracle lest they get replaced at the same time that Oracle is replaced.

    20. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by StormReaver · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When they approched out business we switched to postgresql

      I'll skip the details, but we, though our circumstances were not so dire, switched out all Oracle instances under our control to PostgreSQL because we got sick and tired of every aspect of Oracle's database (the software, the sales and marketing departments, the piss poor customer support, etc.).

    21. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      They aren't software geeks. Silicon Valley are just all marketing and PR people who usurped the image of nerds for the sake of a disguise.

    22. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Oracle does this to government agencies all the time. It works quite well. All of them cave to demands to buy more licenses or face audits.

      It's racketeering.

      Oh yeah. I worked for the department of parks in australia for a few years and it boggled my mind that on a team of six in development, one guy ended up spending most of his time dealing with bullshit Oracle licensing. We ended up ditching all that code and moving it to Postgres. But it wasnt enough to flush them out. Problem is accounts where dependent on Oracle financials, and once they've locked you in, its very hard to get them out. The worst part was , we where new department at the time, formed from the state govt merging a few related govt departments, and via one of those we inhereted that stupid accounting software, AND their audits, agressive and malevolent behavior from reps. Its just bullshit and it blows my mind governments can get intimidated like that. Theres bit of a legend of them threatening an audit raid on one of the local military bases and being informed that trying to force ones way onto a military base is a good way to get filled with lead. I never did find out if that was a true story.

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    23. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by jezwel · · Score: 1
      Responding to any audit is expensive in terms of hours wasted. The Ts & Cs for many enterprise products are onerous - besides the normal CPU brand, sockets and cores for each physical server, you might need to report on processer stepping, VM movements between hardware - including to other sites - hot and cold spares, heartbeat DR servers, and concurrent usage where there is no way to prevent overages. You'll also need to have good doco on the commissioning, OS and app install (by who and on what hardware) process, plus hardware decommissions.

      They can be a massive amount of hours wasted gathering and defending actions.

    24. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      Which is the reason to never, if possible, get tangled up in the Oracle web.

    25. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Apple's bootup sequence is historically completely opaque and closed. Until they were taken over by NeXT, there was really no way to boot another OS directly on a Mac. Even today when I want to boot up my SE/30 into NetBSD I have to use a little stub bootup of Mac OS 7 with an exploit application to start the NetBSD bootloader. The Mac OS launcher application even spits out a little suicide-like message as it hands off.

      In general, Apple loves and embraces closedness. And they've been litigous motherfuckers almost from day 1.

    26. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it'd sure be nicer if the Democrats had won in '16 so the IRS could be the nasty mofos we all remember fondly. There are probably whole layers in the IRS org sweating bullets that their corner of the swamp will be next to be drained. The statute of limitations hasn't passed for those Obama glory years.

      Still, the people who voted Dem in '16 should be eager to help the IRS take their money, for nostalgia's sake.

    27. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Wrong topic. This isn't about a company formed by a nerd like Bill Gates that grew out of control. Ellison was an evil bastard from d 1.

    28. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Is it an article for inside your organisation? You can gurantee there is a NDA somewhere Oracle will spring on you if you relate your experience in the trade press. They are true professionals.

    29. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The reason for this was the mere 128K of ram wasn't enough back in 1984 to have the mac do all what Steve Jobs wanted it to do. The answer was a custom ROM chip with part of MacOS on it to clear out more ram for apps. Hell, the original Mac even had a chip just for freaking icon processing.

      The Apple boot sequence was put on the ROM to conserve the ram.

    30. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Apple did give us HTML 5 and kill flash. THANK GOD. IE 6 was killing all innovation last decade and it refused to ever die. The iphone and demand to view their shitty IE 6 only sites on it propelled HTML 5 as Firefox itself wasn't enough to kill of IE 6 specific CSS and javascript hacks.

    31. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Then it's time to hit Oracle with a RICO Act . . .

      In general whenever you think about doing anything with the RICO act to an organisation, just slap yourself in the face a few times, and then actually go through a normal list of federal crimes or civil contract law. RICO was designed to bring down the kind of organisation that didn't exist on paper. If you could throw a RICO book at Oracle, they'd already not exist, be paying a long backlock of federal fines, and Larry Ellison would be donating his net worth to as many people as possible to stay out of prision.

      So no, it's never time to hit a corporation with a RICO Act: https://www.popehat.com/2016/0...

    32. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It's probably expensive, yes, but whether it's prohibitively so depends entirely on your circumstances.

      Your circumstances got you into using Oracle in the first place, it is prohibitively expensive to switch your application. If it weren't you wouldn't be using this type of platform in the first place.

    33. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If this is a concern for you then you probably deserve to get audited.

    34. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by zaphirplane · · Score: 1

      Why is it wrong, get the right number licences in the first place. Let the mood down roll

    35. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Juju · · Score: 2

      We are doing something similar. Although, the approach is more progressive.
      We are switching from Oracle to PostgreSQL for new projects, and will move the existing databases as opportunities arise...
      One can only hope that Oracle DB will follow Solaris in the slow death by free software, Oracle has an history of trying to monetize what can be had for free and failing miserably. I wonder how fast they will manage to kill Java given their current history of alienating customers.

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    36. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Surely that at least depends on how long you've been using it for? Some places have been on Oracle for many years, and the alternatives have come a long way in that time. Migrating fundamental infrastructure in your organisation is always risky, expensive, time-consuming and generally not great, but being abused by a supplier who holds you captive isn't great either.

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    37. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

      We did the same. It was a two year project because we were knee deep in pl/sql code but it worked out very well in the end. We also used Oracle's B2B product, which we switched away from at the same time. The motivation for the swap came after Oracle hit us with an audit and demanded payment for a data warehousing option enabled on a single dev server, an option we had never used (or requested). That Oracle install had been performed by a oracle consultant sourced by our oracle sales rep, but this apparently didn't matter. My boss was ultra-enraged, as the unexpected bill caused us to exceed the software budget for that year.

    38. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You do realise Siebel predates HTML5 and php?

      Not that you can buy it any more, Oracle stopped selling shit branded Siebel years ago.

    39. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Apple really wrote the first HTML 5 draft as HTML 4.01 was too cutting edge for IE appearrently back in 2007 back in the first iPhone. Google quickly hopped on board and Firefox was eager to follow if everyone agreed to a standard. Google now is taking leadership but objects like canvas were central.

      True it took until 2014 when old IE verion 8 went eol before it became mainstream. If the first iPhone didn't come out we might of still been using HTML 4.

      Apple really is not updating Safari anymore after Steve's death. They don't need to as people moved on and they can't cotail off Chrome anymore since webkit got forked into blink. But back in the day IOS and safari were cutting edge.

    40. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Some places have been on Oracle for many years, and the alternatives have come a long way in that time.

      I see the words you strung together, but I translated them to: Oracle has become entrenched in the business and everyone we know is trained in it, and we all know how to service it and moving away would be an unmitigated disaster.

      Migrating fundamental infrastructure in your organisation is always risky, expensive, time-consuming and generally not great, but being abused by a supplier who holds you captive isn't great either.

      Oh I agree. But that sentence there will not win you over with management.

    41. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      And none of it could ever, under any circumstances, become public knowledge? Nobody could ever reveal anything that would allow third party bootloaders to work? Yes, there truly was 'One Apple Way.'

      The IBM PC had a large ROM, too. The original had an entire BASIC interpreter in ROM, similar to what a Commodore or an Apple II had.

      But the commented assembly langauge source code for the BIOS (but not the BASIC interpreter) was published for generations of IBM PC versions, at least up to the PC-AT, That was called an 'open architecture.' Apple didn't have one on the Mac. At all. You couldn't even open up the case without special tools designed to be proprietary.

    42. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Which is why smart devs stick to ANSI SQL as much as practical, and leave a standard way of finding all the vendor specific code.

      Sure, you are porting stored procedures. But 90% of your data layer should 'just work'. It's expensive and time consuming, but cheaper than Oracle licensing.

      Software vendors need to beware of being Oracle only. Sure some places are Oracle shops, but others won't touch Oracle at all. Smart ones will consider the DB, but _absolutely_nothing_else_ from Oracle, not even Java.

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    43. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Oracle stopped using lube during their yearly marketing visits with management, read the fine summary. Management is looking for a safe escape.

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    44. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      But that sentence there will not win you over with management.

      No doubt you're right, at least regarding a lot of businesses. Without both management and tech people on board, you're certainly not going to escape the trap, and if Oracle believes that's the position you're in, you have no leverage at all in negotiations.

      In that case, management just has to accept that they wrote a blank cheque to an organisation like Oracle and now they have to pay up.

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    45. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      I for one am not the kind of person who uses the Offtopic mod to mean "I disagree politically." Your comment is totally clear and applicable to the discussion: any scheme for raising revenue that cannot be made simple and automatic deserves all the cheaters it attracts.

    46. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If you're switching to postgresql then the stored procedures are easy to port.

      People who think it is hard probably don't know about the options.

      Smart companies with big databases hire generic DBAs, not BrandyBrand(TM) Certified people who appear to be technical employees working for you, but because their training is company-other-than-yours dependent they actually act as sales engineers for the vendor!

      There is no reason to consider the BrandyBrand(TM) DB once you look at the cost, and realize that you have to hire a DBA either way; if you choose postgresql then the DBA is your whole cost! And they don't even cost more than BrandyBrand(TM) DBAs.

    47. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Devil is in the details.

      I've been around long enough to be very skeptical of compatibility layers. Validating can be non-trivial, but at least you'll build tests (you should have had all along).

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    48. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The migration strategy is especially complex because consultants "see them coming" when they see they're transitioning from Oracle; those clients are used to paying more than 10 times what people using alternatives pay, and so the rates go up. Yes there is a lot to replace, but you're replacing low quality stuff that is designed to be a huge mess with much simpler stuff that has less parts and where each part is less complicated.

      Oracle tricks these companies that see themselves as being super-duper-enterprisey into spending more money on COTS than a custom system would cost, and in that environment, the more you're willing to spend to move to a new system the sooner you're saving money.

      I could save some of these companies millions of dollars if they wanted, but unfortunately the management failings that lead to being in that situation also get in the way of admitting and correcting the mistakes. But as long as they choose a small technical consultancy instead of a big company flogging clients from yesteryear they'll still save a lot, even while getting fleeced! That's just how much more it costs to use Oracle than to use postgres. Even IBM DBII would save them money.

    49. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Management is looking for a safe escape.

      Exactly. And the argument presented is not that safe escape. Management will do what they do best. Look at the pros and cons and then decide that anal really only hurts the first few times and then you kind of get to like it.

    50. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Interesting my reply ended up in the wrong part of the thread...

      Management is looking for a safe escape.

      Exactly. And the argument presented is not that safe escape. Management will do what they do best. Look at the pros and cons and then decide that anal really only hurts the first few times and then you kind of get to like it.

    51. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I should have been more clear. I was referring to proprietary data formats and lockin which they did quite well in securing Windows and Office on the desktops.

      Not really. I remember in the late 90s people kept telling me that I couldn't work any job using computers without MS Office, because File Formats. The thing is, my tools opened the files just fine, and people could open and read my documents fine too. Sometimes there would be problems between different people on a project sharing files, because they had different versions of MS Office, so they'd give the files to me to load and re-save in an open tool which all tended to produce portable files. So it was never true. And eventually people stopped saying it, without anything having changed.

      It took over a decade for most people to comprehend that free software and open source are real options and not an imaginary hippie commune from a movie. For people already using it, of course, we're in the 20th year of Linux on the Desktop.

    52. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      It was a typo; it was supposed to be software Greeks .

      Spoiler for Furreners: it means people who lived at Fraternities or Sororities while attending University.

    53. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      As the migration from DVD in the Datacenter to Streaming in AWS was made Oracle was switched with Cassandra.

      A database product called, "Cassandra"? Name's a little on-the-nose, isn't it?

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    54. Re: When did software geeks become the Mob? by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      I wonder how fast they will manage to kill Java given their current history of alienating customers.

      Thankfully, SUN had the foresight to GPL Java before selling it to Oracle. There are many companies capable of collaborating on Java maintenance and development when Oracle fucks it all up.

    55. Re:When did software geeks become the Mob? by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      I heard this as "o. rich a.c.l.e.," but GGP might repurpose it again to say "racketeering."

  2. Not news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Oracle has been doing this shit for years. Fuck them.

    1. Re:Not news... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      The customers don't want to be "on cloud" -- they want to stay local. How much would moving to a competing local solution cost?

  3. Not new.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The question is why anyone would continue to use Oracle software knowingly anymore?

    They've always been bad. And the fact they basically just grabbed the red hat source and threw in a slightly modified kernel and started competing against them directly is just 1 other example of the kind of company they are

    1. Re:Not new.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've asked myself the same question, and I think the true answer is that it's a generational problem. Current CIOs and middle managers came up during a time when "nobody ever got fired for buying Oracle", and it had a reputation as being the only DB capable of scaling up and being reliable.

      It's a very different world now, but these decision-makers still carry the same old bias. People who have exposure to PostgreSQL, for example, and see that it's viable in the real world, will be much less inclined to hold themselves hostage to Oracle. And even some of the suits might eventually start questioning the amount of money they are bleeding away on licensing.

    2. Re:Not new.. by ngc5194 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is similar to the question I've been asking: Are there any happy Oracle customers? My (limited) research suggests that the vast majority of Oracle customers have one of three characteristics: (1) They don't know any better, (2) They have more money than time/expertise for converting, (3) They're locked in.

      Are there other reasons? Is there anyone who would choose to do a new implementation using Oracle these days? For all I know there may be a lot of people who would, but I've never knowingly met any of them.

    3. Re: Not new.. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Talk to a shrink about that Stockholm Syndrome. Get yourself free, man.

    4. Re: Not new.. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Everybody is moving to subscription.

      Autodesk bought Eagle, and now you have to pay by the month, no matter what, unless you hold an old license. It's been good for the KiCad project, though. I feel bad for the old-line Eagle devs.

    5. Re:Not new.. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      (4) The non IT geeks, but financial and statistician math nerds LOVE Toad and all the cute dashboards of real time business intelligence they can impress their MBA friends with.

      To them it's not psql but the other tools that no competitor besides Microsoft has.

      They are the ones who think they can boss IT around and get it done because they like their tools and IT will obey or be outsourced.

    6. Re:Not new.. by John_Sauter · · Score: 1

      ...Are there any happy Oracle customers? My (limited) research suggests that the vast majority of Oracle customers have one of three characteristics: (1) They don't know any better, (2) They have more money than time/expertise for converting, (3) They're locked in.

      My experience is also very limited, but I can assure you that there is at least one customer who has all three characteristics.

    7. Re:Not new.. by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      why anyone would continue to use Oracle software knowingly anymore?

      Corporate executives often simply look up to people who are trying to screw them over! They look at Oracle and say, "Gosh, I wish we could screw our customers the way Oracle screws us, I sure love that rich guy for making so much money! I want to be like him! I'd never switch."

    8. Re:Not new.. by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Are there any happy Oracle customers?

      Lots of them, especially executives who have a solid firewall between the technical departments and themselves.

  4. They didn't... by YuppieScum · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What happened was that accountants and MBAs took over the running of their companies, and all they know is that the purpose of any and all companies is to maximise shareholder value.

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    1. Re:They didn't... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oracle was always expensive as hell. They just were slightly cheaper than IBM's DB2 and didn't require an expensive IBM mainframe contract back in the 1980s. Larry's answer always was I had payroll to meet for my developers back then.

      A company's goal is always to raise the shareprice forever with never an end in sight. The rest of the world is making money by selling to China in the past 20 years. Oracle unfortunately can't do this as Chinese do not pay for software so they need a new creative way to bump up the shareprice.

    2. Re:They didn't... by rhadc · · Score: 4, Informative

      In business school, they taught me to value the customer relationship over its lifetime. They also taught to think of all of the folks involved in the lifecycle of the product, including impacted non-customers, as important stakeholders. Oracle's approach has always been shortsighted, but it's painting with too broad a brush to treat all of the business educated as dollar chasing world breakers. Oracle's faults are Oracle's. Their shortsightedness is the result of *not* listening to sound advice, including that of MBAs.

    3. Re:They didn't... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      In business school, they taught me to value the customer relationship over its lifetime.

      Are you sure they didn't say, "Screw 'em in the ASS!" and you maybe misheard? Because I don't see much valuing of customer relationships going on out there.

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    4. Re:They didn't... by hackingbear · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not sure how this news relates to China. But Oracle has a huge presence in China and earn a lot revenue from there. Don't get brainwashed by Western media.

    5. Re:They didn't... by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      In business school, they taught me to value the customer relationship over its lifetime.

      /me checks your UID

      Match.

    6. Re:They didn't... by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Informative

      In business school, they taught me to value the customer relationship over its lifetime.

      The value of the customer relationship is not fixed. Either you're not doing the lifetime cost assessment or you went to one of those crappy business schools that preach "the customer is always right". Screwing over a few customers for money at the expense of losing some of them may be a right business choice. ... Especially when you have vendor lockin on your side.

    7. Re:They didn't... by Cederic · · Score: 2

      I'm curious, but why did you link a press release about Asia Pacific revenues when claiming a large presence in China?

      Total APAC revenues in Fiscal Year 2017 for Oracle were 15% of their global total, and China is just one of multiple markets in that region (which also includes, e.g. Malaysia, Japan and India).

      Add in the Chinese constraints on foreign cloud services (i.e. Oracle's primary sales focus right now) and it's just not a great country for them.

      Maybe their recent deal with Tencent will change that, but don't pretend it's all milk and honey right now.

    8. Re:They didn't... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      value the customer relationship over its lifetime.

      They are, but think Heroin dealer...sure a few will slip the hook, but the rest are just resources to be milked until they die.

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    9. Re:They didn't... by epine · · Score: 1

      Their shortsightedness is the result of *not* listening to sound advice, including that of MBAs.

      Clearly, in business school, they wrecked your brain.

      Oracle made a staggering amount of money on their original business proposition by applying maximal extraction leverage at every opportunity.

      Everyone knows that maximal extraction leads to an ultimate goodwill implosion. But the dividends alone from that stockpiled mountain of cash are a fine, eternal goodwill replacement. (Check any competent MBA textbook's index under "NPV".)

      It's not the essential function of business to endure for all eternity. Sometimes a vigorous four-decade rape and exit is such a great plan as to make Napoleon himself blush with modesty.

      The amazing thing here—at this point—is that this only a soft exit. Oracle is still poised to make another metric fuck-tonne on the downslope through liberal application of the Stockholm-syndrome vise grips. Shortsighted, FTW (and the plane, and the yacht, and the private island). The problem here is that Oracle's conduct was so ruthlessly effective, it's hard to spin any retrospective narrative that doesn't make capitalism stink, just a little bit.

      It's definitely not what you learned from Capitalism Made Odourless (which I'm guessing is the primary MBA textbook that extirpated so many previously functioning brain cells).

      Fortunately for you, given your educational background, modern neurology now believes that brain cells do regenerate, given time and half a chance. Try to avoid a second sustaining a second concussion over the next ten years or so. Hope remains for a full recovery.

    10. Re:They didn't... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Not sure how this news relates to China. But Oracle has a huge presence in China and earn a lot revenue from there. Don't get brainwashed by Western media.

      As China tires of dealing with Oracle, it will develop its own implementation of SQL, which it will then sell to the world at a discount. Oracle goes poof.

    11. Re:They didn't... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Often for American companies "Asia-Pacific" only means Australia and Japan. And sometimes only Australia.

    12. Re:They didn't... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      They don't even teach those things in the same classes.

      "The customer is always right" is part of marketing and PR classes, it is never part of the business classes.

      You might be mistaking the quality of the student for the quality of the lessons the school teaches; graduates of MBA-mills might really even be good enough at business to keep the subjects straight, and the school might nevertheless have a working strategy to lead them to a passing grade in each class. But even there, a student who understands the material might be getting the same lessons as they would at a "better" school.

    13. Re:They didn't... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Oracle's financials don't show China separately, and they're unlikely to be including China in the Americas or EMEA.

      But either way, it's still rather tricky to find out just how large their sales in China are, and that in itself suggests it's not a major market for them.

  5. Wake me when they switch DBs by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Oracle representatives had suggested the customers strike the deals to avoid expensive audits of how they were using Oracle software, according to the employee. Instead, that approach to selling cloud is irritating customers,"

    But are they irritated enough to bit the bullet, port their mission-critical processes to a non-Oracle database and kiss Oracle goodbye? (If not, they've knuckled under and are going to be locked in to Oracle's products and pricing forever - or at least until a later generation of their own management.)

    If Oracle is already pressuring them to port to a different DB (their cloud product) they've got a golden opportunity. Yes it might be more effort to port to some other DB then Oracle's own "other DB". But much of the work to absorb any differences - the port, the testing, and the dual-DB cya period - will be the same in either case. So it's only an increment, rather than the whole price of a DB port, to go to a different DB.

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    1. Re:Wake me when they switch DBs by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Oracle representatives had suggested the customers strike the deals to avoid expensive audits of how they were using Oracle software, according to the employee. Instead, that approach to selling cloud is irritating customers,"

      But are they irritated enough to bit the bullet, port their mission-critical processes to a non-Oracle database and kiss Oracle goodbye? (If not, they've knuckled under and are going to be locked in to Oracle's products and pricing forever - or at least until a later generation of their own management.)

      If Oracle is already pressuring them to port to a different DB (their cloud product) they've got a golden opportunity. Yes it might be more effort to port to some other DB then Oracle's own "other DB". But much of the work to absorb any differences - the port, the testing, and the dual-DB cya period - will be the same in either case. So it's only an increment, rather than the whole price of a DB port, to go to a different DB.

      ... and switch to? The only thing equal is MS SQL Server which is also expensive and could do the same shit Oracle did.

      No MySQL and PostGreSQL are not options unless you serve web content and do simple database stuff. People who buy MS SQL Server and Oracle use their AI, financial, and advanced reporting tools. Business Intelligence APIs are HUGE right now and it is also possible it is not them but their other software they purchased is using Oracle as a requirement.

      In the old days when software was made in house you could avoid these problems. But the MBA's love packaged software for savings RIGHT NOW and this is what you get.

    2. Re:Wake me when they switch DBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The thing is, you don't switch from Oracle (say, Exadata boxes) to something comparable as there is nothing directly comparable. What companies do is rethink their approach to BI, reporting and such and move to SaaS solutions, while simplifying greatly. The old days, where Fortune 500 companies would invest double digit millions in 1x and millions in ongoing spend in BI tools are gone.

      I am an enterprise architect, worked for a few very large companies and currently am CIO-1 in a 50bn company. We ditched Oracle and moved serverless all the way, and are reaping double digit million savings. Not to mention we don't have to run this shit.

      Oracle, in the meantime, is on a mission to push existing customers to their weird and overdue cloud thing. It started about 4 years ago, and their tactics started with stripping their own salesforece of commisions on on-prem solutions. Then price hikes. Now, I hear, auditing. (We've since cancelled all our licenses so luckily that's not one of my problems anymore).

      As to why people stick and swear by Oracle - Exadata offers support for insanely bad queries and still manages to make a pretty good job running them. This is a good solutions for companies with incompetent, outsourced dev teams that don't mind paying for the licenses. But the number of such companies is going down and Oracle must see the writing on the wall - they are going the IBM way of being relegated to niche solutions, US gov't contracts and the like. And by looking at IBM numbers, it's not exactly a pleasant place to be.

    3. Re:Wake me when they switch DBs by rkcth · · Score: 2

      How is Postgres not an option? I’ve used it in some super heavy installations and it’s always been amazing. In fact if we are only discussing the database itself, Oracle has less features in many areas.

    4. Re:Wake me when they switch DBs by sad_ · · Score: 2

      Not only that, but if you use the 'enterprise' version of PostgreSQL, you even get an oracle compatibility layer.

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    5. Re:Wake me when they switch DBs by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      No MySQL and PostGreSQL are not options unless you serve web content and do simple database stuff. People who buy MS SQL Server and Oracle use their AI, financial, and advanced reporting tools.

      Not all of them. Some of them use Oracle because they used Oracle 20 years ago and don't want to change, even though any SQL database would work. I know by experience.

    6. Re:Wake me when they switch DBs by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 2

      Honest question. Why PostgreSQL is not it an option? It is used extensively in my company serving millions of people (government) and works well, I do not remember having had any problems with it.

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    7. Re:Wake me when they switch DBs by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

      I'm going to guess he means that the amount of 3rd party software, such as BI tools, that can interface with PG is very limited compared to ones that can interface with Oracle.

    8. Re:Wake me when they switch DBs by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      When you install SQL Server or Oracle you have the option to install Business AI and Excel plugins like smart view to connect to your data and autogeneration of reports scripts and Java apis to do ERP and other things. It stopped being just a table 20 years ago.

      This creat a lock-in but also non programmer financial analysts who live and die by the tools to generate cute dashboards and detailed Excel outputs for the MBA bosses. Postgrsql is a cute database. No more no less.

      Really this is an example of Foss starting out great and ahead but then falling behind by a few decades. Oracle and MS saw the threat 20 years ago with MySQL and others like Paradox and Sybase SQL so a while ecosystem of templates and apps were made for the MBAs and this is how then won.

    9. Re:Wake me when they switch DBs by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Do you know what an Oracle DBA makes vs other database DBAs?

      That's a pretty penny for a glorified backup monkey. (which is all many DBAs are, not all, but many.)

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    10. Re:Wake me when they switch DBs by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But you're actually talking about applications that use Oracle as a base, not Oracle database itself. For example here in my company we create PostgreSQL-based applications on a daily basis, we create complex analysis tools, BI, reports, graphs and etc, everything our customers may need we develop and we do not depend on any tool that requires the use of Oracle.

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  6. Re:Oracle Auditing by youngone · · Score: 1

    An audit might be the reason the company I work for is ditching Oracle.
    I received an email a couple of weeks ago detailing how we are going to migrate everything to SAP (so it might be worse, I wouldn't know).
    I am guessing, but I would imagine we spend millions per year on Oracle, so Larry won't be happy. Yay!

  7. 3rd paty database by Teun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Halliburton is regularly audited by the oil companies they work for and I assume they don't like the idea of having their sensitive information stored in a 3rd party database that is hard to audit.

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    1. Re:3rd paty database by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that a cloud-based Oracle instance is harder to audit than an on-premise Oracle instance?

      Why? As a programmer with a lot of years dealing with databases, both cloud and on-prem, I see no difference.

    2. Re:3rd paty database by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      These oil companies are migrating to cloud based services en-mass, happy to fork over huge contracts even for their mission critical / business sensitive things.

      Don't confuse the consumer cloud with what enterprises do. I may not like the idea of linking my windows account to my microsoft account, but those Fortune 500s are all about linking entire active directory systems into the cloud.

  8. Sometimes, being the biggest asshole does not work by gweihir · · Score: 1

    It may get you a job as president, but selling software and services to people that _know_ your stuff is overpriced and inferior is a bit of a different situation.

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  9. Re:Oracle Auditing by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I received an email a couple of weeks ago detailing how we are going to migrate everything to SAP (so it might be worse, I wouldn't know).

    Oh shit, now you're really fucked. I mean barbed-wire-wrapped-baseball-bat-in-the-ass fucked.

    I have had more exposure to SAP installs/systems than I ever cared to, and in each and every case the whole thing was a tremendous clusterfuck from start to...well, I would say "finish", but a SAP project is never finished. NEVER. It's never completed and so the money flows steadily out the door like a river...forever.

    Run like the wind, brother. Run and don't look back.

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  10. Re:Feeling very gay today by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

    Larry, maybe you should have a talk with your overly aggressive salesmen instead.

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  11. when the PHB said that extortion drives in $$$$ by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    when the PHB said that extortion drives in $$$$

  12. ERP is one of the last bastions ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    ... ripe for disruption.

    There are some good FOSS projects that have potential, but they haven't reached critical mass yet. I suspect some player getting inroads within the next decade and giving Oracle and SAP a run for their money.

    Looking forward to that.

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    1. Re:ERP is one of the last bastions ... by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      Name one?

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    2. Re:ERP is one of the last bastions ... by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      That's not an ERP system...

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    3. Re:ERP is one of the last bastions ... by gravewax · · Score: 1

      If you don't even know what an ERP solution is then why the fuck even comment!

  13. Re:Oracle Auditing by szabo.m.peter · · Score: 1

    Are you talking about the project, or the operational use?

  14. Re:No shit! by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but it's not Oracle's place to ram the cloud down customers' gullets "for their own good." If customers want to keep running in-house, it should be their right and they shouldn't be threatened for refusing to run with the latest "cloud" fad.

  15. Re:Oracle Auditing by serviscope_minor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have had more exposure to SAP installs/systems than I ever cared to, and in each and every case the whole thing was a tremendous clusterfuck from start to...well, I would say "finish", but a SAP project is never finished. NEVER. It's never completed and so the money flows steadily out the door like a river...forever.

    The company I work for switched to "concur" by SAP for travel stuff. It's sort of like they decided to combine the worst bits of paper forms with the worst bits of computer based forms, then dizzle a fine layer of dog poo over the top.

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  16. Re:The mob? It's Trump University shit. by HiThere · · Score: 1

    In Oracle's case it was already legal. (I don't know which of Trump's actions you think applies to this case.)

    Being legal is not the same as tolerable.

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  17. Re: Oracle and Microsoft... by saloomy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Oracle has some pretty draconian tactics. I used to work for an Oracle EBS customer, and let me tell you, they are just like the mob. First, their fees are partially calculated by business revenue, which is absurd. Secondly, they failed to inform us of various software licenses on the technology side we would need to acquire which was only disclosed once we were partially through implementation. Turns out some ancillary oracle software we purchased wouldn't work without yet more oracle middleware to integrate back to the EBS suite.

    Then, once they purchased Sun, the performance / processor license vs the cost of said licenses basically incentivized us to invest in slower, bulkier servers through absurd processor core multipliers which differ based on the kind of CPU you used.

    Oracle sales are the mob, for sure!

  18. Re:No shit! by Bert64 · · Score: 2

    There's lots of "should" and "shouldnt", but the fact is if you are locked in to oracle you are subservient to their demands and you have no rights.

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  19. Fuck Oracle by pestilence669 · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time, an employer of mine attempted to license a few $100,000 worth of their software. It wasn't a high enough amount for Oracle to speak with us, so we ported off of it. They and their partner networks wouldn't even return our calls to accept our money in hand.

  20. I wish I could feel sympathy but by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

    .. if you run Oracle, you kinda deserve what you get. The company has been honest and upfront about how they treat customers from day one.

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    1. Re:I wish I could feel sympathy but by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      nope, never saw these audits before 5 years ago in the many clients I've worked in medium sized businesses, they're a recent thing. hard to move off of oracle, but my present employer is pushing for that after nearly two year long audit where oracle kept trying to find ways to screw them over...but finally lost interest. wasted incredible amounts of time and money of course.

  21. Re:Oracle Auditing by youngone · · Score: 1
    We also use Concur, so I expect the move has already started.

    You are correct. It is poo.

  22. Re: Oracle and Microsoft... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    Oracle has always been like that. They are the muleskinners of enterprise software. It's just in Larry's blood.

  23. Phasing out Oracle, too. by Maavin · · Score: 1

    We are fed up with constant policy changes for licensing. Each time infrastructure is changed to acomodate for policy changes, they change again. FU...

    Oh and there is the fun tactics of: "So you used enterprise features (which you can use without warning or agreeing to something *snicker*)? Poof, you have an enterprise edition now, please pay up, or else!"

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  24. SAP by jools33 · · Score: 1

    I have twenty five years experience of working on SAP - and I can say only one of the implementations I worked on was as you described, and it was solely as a result of catastrophically bad management. If it was as bad as you say I find it hard to believe that SAP would maintain the kind of customer base that it has today.

    1. Re:SAP by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

      So you've been working on one implementation for 25 years?

  25. Everybody hates them, but too few hate them enough by lusid1 · · Score: 2

    Every technologist on the planet, every single one of them not on Oracle payroll, hates this company, their products, and most of all their tactics. But not enough of them have the influence or the grit to move to something else. Now is the time. Oracle wants you to move to the cloud, so do it now. Just move to some other cloud. Any other cloud, any other application stack, it really doesn't matter where it is or how much it costs to make it happen. It will be worth it in the end.

  26. Re:Oracle Auditing by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    The company I work for switched to "concur" by SAP for travel stuff. It's sort of like they decided to combine the worst bits of paper forms with the worst bits of computer based forms, then dizzle a fine layer of dog poo over the top.

    We did this migration last year. It was awesome[1]. So much better.

    [1] This post is not a vote of confidence in SAP but a vote of no confidence in the IBM solution we used previously.

  27. Re:Oracle Auditing by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Funny

    What are you talking about SAP is the best thing you can do for your business.

    You'll lose track of finances and accounts owed and your business expenses dramatically decline as a result.
    The trick is to work with suppliers who also use SAP and then they'll lose track of the fact you haven't paid their bills.

  28. Re:Oracle Auditing by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    [1] This post is not a vote of confidence in SAP but a vote of no confidence in the IBM solution we used previously.

    Aaah IBM: the living embodyment of "no matter how bad you think it is, it can always be worse".

    Way back we used to have this system called "agent" or "travel agent" or something. It was amazing, you sent it an email and it must have had some mad-ass NLP or something since it parsed out your requirements and emailed back you an itenerary.

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  29. Re:Oracle Auditing by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you talking about the project, or the operational use?

    Yes.

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  30. Coming soon, Java audits by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

    With Oracle's recent announcement that they intend to start enforcing Java licensing in commercial environments, the Oracle audit problem will only get worse. With the rate at which organizations are dinged for database licensing, imagine the fat checks that will be cut for commercial use of the JRE.

  31. Sounds familiar.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I recall being on an implementation one time where Microsoft had given the client a sweetheart deal on SQL Server. Basically gave it to them for free. So right in the middle of the project they decide that we are switching from Oracle database to SQL Server database. In the Enterprise Software game this is a big deal.

    Since Oracle also owns the application software, as well as the database, the SQL is written optimally for Oracle. While they support other DBs like SQL Server and DB2, the bug fixes arrive earlier for Oracle. We had to tune every line of SQL, every query, every report. Reports that took 30 seconds to run in Oracle were taking 5 minutes to run in SQL Server. We got it done in the end but it was basically a nightmare.

    I see others on this thread saying just switch to Postgre SQL. If it's not tied to back end applications that are also from Oracle then sure, it might be a viable option. When you are running Enterprise software that is essentially running your entire business (HR, Payroll, Financials, Inventory, Logistics, etc.) then it is going to be a very tough sell trying to convince your CIO or CEO to switch to a different database platform. The risk is simply too great. Most likely you are going to be told to suck it up and make it work.

    Oracle, of course, knows this and that is what allows them to get away with these strong arm tactics. I suspect this is a large part of the reason they got into the Enterprise software business in the first place. It gets their hooks further into the client and makes it all that much more difficult to exit. It is also part of the reason that they are taking the threats from Workday and other cloud vendors so seriously. It is one of the few ways that companies can escape the clutches of Oracle and still run their business without undue risk. Now, cloud software presents risks of its own but that's another discussion for another day :-)

  32. Re:Oracle Auditing by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    When I was a road warrior, I had the best damn travel agent.

    They knew all the tricks regarding gaming the reservation system.

    For example: I need to fly RTF now, but all the flights are full. No problem, they book me to London, then cancel the international leg. Warn me to get to the gate early, so I'm not the one to get bumped.

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  33. Re:Oracle Auditing by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    For example: I need to fly RTF now, but all the flights are full. No problem, they book me to London, then cancel the international leg. Warn me to get to the gate early, so I'm not the one to get bumped.

    Ha! Nice.

    The rise of these systems is ultimately because of poor accounting practices. Someone (presumably) does the math and sees how much $ is spent on the travel agent and how much they can save in their department by switching to an automatic system.

    The thing is becaue of poor practices, their department is never charged for the extra time that everyone else starts to incur. You know an hour or two here and there per trip wragling the travel system (as opposed to 5 minutes emailng the agent), then the next three hours whining about it because it's so fucking annoying, and the lost productivity ot the extra stress etc. And of course the extra employee time spent tooling around at airports because they can't use the travel agent's neat tricks any more and so on and so forth.

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  34. This is a dabase design error by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    For any software company, product licensing should be bulletproof and transparent to the user, as with Adobe. When you install any of the company's products it should be obvious what your legal status is, because an unlicensed product won't install and an expired license should make the product unusable.

    If you're a database vendor (a database vendor!) and your user has to submit 23,000 pages of documentation to prove that it's using your product in a valid way, and then you're still not sure, Oracle's board ought to be horsewhipped.

  35. Over-milking the captive audience? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    I can't think of any environment I'm familiar with that isn't actively trying to get away from Oracle. I think they know this too and are just trying to squeeze out the last few drops of money. Basically, anyone doing business with Oracle is doing so because they're stuck with them. This is also true for the other big legacy software houses like CA, MicroFocus, Symantec, etc...where old software packages that hold together the core of large businesses go to live out their retirement years.

    Everyone thinks of the database product, but Oracle has bought tons of mission-critical software packages (PeopleSoft, Siebel, etc.) and owns their own huge ERP stack. All require that core database product, and all are exceedingly difficult to move away from. Anyone who waves away the complexity of an ERP system change with "just move it to the cloud" is extremely naïve.

    And speaking of cloud, is it a shocker that these companies aren't exactly enthusiastic about buying Oracle Cloud? Our company got hit with a beyond massive bill to relicense PeopleSoft on-premises and bought the Oracle Cloud version. Talk about permanent vendor lock-in...I'm sure Oracle will charge a few million in "exit fees" just to get the data out!

  36. Someone is screwing Halliburton? by zawarski · · Score: 1

    Damn shame. What is this world coming to.

  37. Re: software geeks become the Mob - TRUE by gabrieltss · · Score: 1

    We WERE and all IBM shop. Then we were forced BY IBM to install a piece of audit software on ALL servers and ALL desktops., It runs constantly to make sure we are adhereing to our licenses. Even if the server or desktop contains NO IBM software. That program eats up system resources. So we have been dumping ALL IBM software and hardware. We started with Dumping RAD and RSA and went to using Eclipse and STS for Java development (that chopped over $30K/Year off our budget. We are down to only a hand full of WebSphere servers - we are migrating to JBoss/Wildfly and standalone Spring Boot apps. We are down to only a few AIX servers - those are all going to RHEL (and a few to Windows). We are one by one replacing our in house written applications that ran on AS/400's and will be dumping the AS/400's within 5-6 years. We are Almost done migrating all our databases off of DB2/AIX to M$ SQL Server. Those should be done by the end of the year. Pretty soon IBM will have lost us as a customer entirely. We figure we will save in the neighborhood of almost $500K+/year in licensing, maintenance fees and new licenses. IBM's lost - just because they wanted to FORCE us to install their audit software. We installed their crap and then gave them the big middle finger! So a big Fuck You to IBM! More companies should do this sort of thing, then MAYBE these Mafioso big tech companies would get the message.

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  38. Re:Everybody hates them, but too few hate them eno by lactose99 · · Score: 1

    Every technologist on the planet, every single one of them not on Oracle payroll, hates this company, their products, and most of all their tactics.

    This is true

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